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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we have heard how poorly this guy is treating
our beloved Jamie, who is going to be not house sitting,
a d U sitting.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Which she said is quote luxury.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Not yes, not allowed in the main.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
House, locked out, locked out.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
He is going to be a d U sitting.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well, he's actually dog sitting, is what it is.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Well kind of, but he's taking care of the dogs
in the a du not in the main house of
the dogs. If you tried, he's not.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
If he tries to go to the main house, Sky
will be on the ring cam and you'll.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Need you here.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Jamie. Hey brow Hey, bro, what do you need everything? Okay,
what do you need?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
You need to go in there, dude, you don't need
to go in there.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Bro, I'm just monitoring.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
That's all you do. Anyone.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I mean to think that you're not going to check
out those ring cams at least five times a day
is wild.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
We all know I check him out five.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
You're gonna go, You're gonna go. You hey, boo, what
what's this guy doing? You know what's this guy doing.
Let's watch this for the next fucking thirty hours.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
This guy doing.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
They have it like chromecasted to the TV.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Well you come to find out
Emily is also going to be leaving town. But it's
the complete opposite.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Over a year, completely uncensored and unding filtered except for
that part.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Now, did you find a young Hispanic man? You can
take advantage? That's wonderful. That's wonderful.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
I didn't. Oh I didn't find one.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yes, there's plethora of them running around.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Guy's already gone. They are the one I know right here. Ye,
he's busy.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
After he's done doing my work, I will be calling
Trump up. I got one for you.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Oh is that what I'm gonna do?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Come get him?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Okay, I'm sure. I'm sure that's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
He hopped offense and now he's here rubbing around and
not back yard. It's wild.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Why do we talk like that?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't know. Why do you? I don't because you
act like I do. Yes, you are taking full advantage
of poor Jamie over here. It feels so badly for him,
very handsomely, but just not in the main house. Well,
he just to be clear, Just to be clear.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
You don't have to be in the main house to
take care of the dogs.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I know, I don't.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I don't know what this thing is. I don't know
why we're doing this.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Emily doesn't give a ship apparent. Emily's going out of town,
and she's like, anybody wants to come over, come on over,
just leaving the door door policy. Yeah, he pulled some
weeds while you're here, because that'd be great.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Probably has a hard time getting anyone to watch the house. Yeah,
they all scared.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Who's going to go in there? Do you need to
watch those walls? Could talk? Man? Okay, screams.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I'm not arguing.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You walk in at night, you walk around a night.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You just hear I hate Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
You don't need not acting anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So what's your situation.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Yeah, we're leaving. We're going to Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Guys, this is new spot.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
We're going to Maui.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Not not a new spot, no exact same spot. You
don't want to try something new?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Huh No, why would I?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Because it's Hawaii. Yeah, it's a bunch of islands. You
go to a new spot, new places, new trails.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
New food.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I get it. I get it. But we really loved
this one spot. We just wanted to we did.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
We wanted to, We wanted to do exactly kind of
what we did last.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
We're going to do new things, this time around.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
A different place.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Why would we we love that. We love this place
a great deal.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Last time we didn't have.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
We didn't. Actually, we're gonna do that perfect un thank
you very much, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
So yes, we're the same spot.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
It broke, don't.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Fix it, but if you find something better.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
But it was a kind of a last minute trip, and.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
So on the islands, and so we left.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
We shut the fuck up. We love nowing.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
And so yes, it's kind of a last minute trip.
And so we're leaving soon to go.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
To Okay, when do you go?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
We go Saturday, Saturday.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Whoa fancy bitch.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Saturday Saturday till.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah, we're leaving so obviously kind of like Sky. I mean,
we'll not really like Sky. But I have to have
people take care of.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Our animals because we have my dog, Tito, who's on
older chihuahua, and then we have our two kiddies.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
The two kids.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
The kids, you're.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Leaving them, we're leaving them under the cats though they
take care of themselves.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Cats do take care of themselves. They're fourteen weeks and
they like are fully like they're growing. They're growing way
too fast.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Just with cats.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
When we leave, when we leave out of town with
our cat, we just need somebody if we take the
dogs with us, we just need somebody to like clean
the litter box or like refold their food because we
have like giant food trays and they just nibble on
their food. Their fat fox cats.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Well, you know, Emily doesn't really care that much about.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Cats, just drows out. Figure it out.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Frankie my old cat who probably got eaten by.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
God or the rainbow bridge. Hell, I'm just saying.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Better than being at my house she sees the rainbow
bridge or going back.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I think we know sprintings the hell out of here.
Hey all right, hey.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah, she was mostly an outer cat. We got her
which was feral, so yes, so I didn't have to
do much we should We didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Have a little We didn't even feed. We did there.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
We took her to the bed, so that was easy, breezy.
We never had had.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
But these are indoor cats now, These are indoor cats now.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
And so Tito's so old, who.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Cares about him.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Opposite, we're paying to have a friend watch him.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
And she's a boy. No, a white woman.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You're missing out. You could really take advantage.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Of the Okay, no, it's not his sad word. It's
just a friend of Reed's moms is going to be
watching Tito.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
We got Tito covered. We're dropping him off. But so
we have to have somebody watch the kittens.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
And so I thought, there's this sixteen year old girl
who we see in the neighborhood and she's a neighbor.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
She lives a block away and she's don't.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Know her name, but you know what name.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
And she's actually watched other neighbors animals when they've been
on vacation, and she's like walks dogs sometimes side.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Job, good yelper. She doesn't get job. She's a good kid.
I know her mom.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Super cute. And so that's what we're going to do.
I asked her if she wanted to come over while
we're gone. We have a robo litter box, guys, and
the litter box actually change it, like.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Did you get another one?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
We got another We're really happy with it.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Isn't this and that one's super pricey, right, it's like
seven eight hundred, don't want to do anything new.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Eating the same food is last time.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
This is actually cheaper.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
This was actually cheaper heads up anyway.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
So we just need somebody to come over and pop
over once a day to just give them some love,
make sure that.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Their food and water. So yeah, give them some pets
and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
You know, little babies you need attention and so, and
make sure the litter box isn't malfunctioning and stuff like.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
That's true.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
And so yesterday I was writing out a little document
to print out cats, girls.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
The cats. I don't think it's for the cats. I
think for the person taking care.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Of the girls.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I meant, like very much, what do you tell them, like, hey,
the litter box may need to be cleaned and feet
of food because they're don't forget give them love.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, that's number one.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
I say all the things that you guys just said.
I told her what to do if the little box malfunctions.
There's a certain button depressed where the food is. That's
why I told her the fridge. Well, I didn't say that,
sixty I didn't say that, but I said something that
was completely different than Sky's approach.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
For somebody taking care of her animals.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
And I said at the end of my little document,
and I said, and also feel free to hang out
as long as you'd like on the couch and watch
TV and play with the kiddies.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
House well, I mean, I only have one.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
House that's like, I mean, the same size, that's.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Crazily smaller than skys probably if you probably, it's not
how many four fifty?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
And if you, I mean, I got the perfect for it.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
So I told her to feel free in the email,
not the email, the document, I said, driving all over
the place, feel free to hang out as much as
you want.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Help yourself to any food in the fridge.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
And then I also said, if you'd like to use
the nice, girly restroom, it's my We did a remodel
and made me a restroom that's like nicer and not
like Robert and Reed's restroom that's fucking disgusting.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I said, feel free to use mine. It's down on
the stairs.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
So you didn't pull a sky because Skuy would go
why would you why would she use the Why was
she use my restroom toilets? I don't know why there's
a shower, And then why would you do the shower.
Do you see the other restroom? Why was she going there?
I don't understand. There's just the same things up over
there there there. There are tampas in that restaurant, the
tampas in this RESTAURM.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Why I locked the door and never I was just
locked the door and never let her in.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Anybody.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
And Jamie has a full fine restaurant. It's not about
the restroom, the adu we will be taking, that's not
the point.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Before we leave, we are going to take the food,
the old food out of the fridge, and we're gonna
put it.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Time out the fridge.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
For I want too, I did say expires all like
it's moldy bread.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Time out.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I award you time.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Out, time out, Thank you, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
If I when we have somebody watch our dogs. If
it's Jamie, he never has. But if it's our friend
Bree or Hayley's brother or somebody, we always call them
and say, hey, what do you like to eat? And
then they usually so they usually go, you don't have
to do that. They play that game and they no
let us get so We'll get them a bunch of
things they could eat and put it in there.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You don't just give them.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
We don't give them.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
We don't give them inspired garbage and say, hey.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Jamie, it's it's gonna be. But here's the trash bin
for you.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
And Raccoon Boy, I don't call him raccoon boy, whatever
you are.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
It's not expired food. It's just like we have a.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Near that house.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Not then, but I'll give you the expired turkey for
the last months.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Just have a lot of mustard on.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
This one was just recalled your