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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a spectacular Wednesday, and I'm gonna I want to read
something really quickly. So it just came in. Final little
touch on that FBI conversation we just had, and then
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we're going to dig into this email or the immigration topic.
We'll do some emails, talk about some other things on
the Jesse Kelly Show. One more word on the FBI
Secret Police. Why the most important thing in the United
States of America is stopping the secret police. It's the
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most important thing because you can't have a free country
and have a partisan secret police agency. Those two things
do not go hand in hand. You can't have it.
Read this from you. I'm gonna read this to you,
mister Kelly. I've been following you since I was a teenager.
I'm now twenty five, and three years ago, the FBI
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came to my door because I stepped one foot in
the Capitol on January sixth, for six seconds total. They
lied and asked if they could ask me questions and
that I'll probably never hear from them again, acting like
they were my friends, just trying to help me out.
They exaggerated everything about my case, tried to make it
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seem as if I was leading the crowd. They came
back to my house again months later, saying they were
going to charge me using exaggerated pictures. I was taken
in chained. I was taken in chained up by my
legs and hands, walking through a courtroom. I had to
miss my EMT final because of this. I was never
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able to get a job as an EMT after everything.
Through this, I was made to sign an impossible plea
deal otherwise face prison. As a five foot six hundred
pound kid, I lost everything, still losing. With all that
being said, I was treated the best of all the
January six ers. I cannot imagine what the rest have
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been through. Abolishing the FBI is the nice thing to do.
I won't speak about what the right thing is to do.
A loyal viewer, he said, I can say his name.
I'm not going to. He did say, I don't really care.
At this point. They can't ruin my life anymore than
they already have. That's what an evil secret police agency
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has the power to do. They have the power to
destroy your life. If they've taken that power to destroy
your life, and they've chosen to use it to only
defend America's communists and crush the enemies of a Maria
because communists, then that organization must cease to exist. It
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has to stop, or you don't you don't have a
country anymore. The FBI is not a side issue. It's
the issue. The issue. If this four year ends, If
Trump's four years end without FBI agents in prison for
the crimes they've committed, Trump's four years is a failure.
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No matter what else happens. That has to be done.
And the reason I put a four year mark on
it because you could say, wow, that won't get JD
or something like that. In one, that's getting way ahead
of yourself. Two, If we elected someone to reform the
FBI and Trump ran on that, and then Trump gets
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elected and he puts into place people like Cash Betel
and Dan Bongino, studs who know what needs to be done,
and they can't get it done, then it can't be fixed.
If Trump tries to fulfill his campaign promise into his
credit he has by reforming the FBI and puts into
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place those two studs who want to reform the FBI
and they do forget about everything you see publicly, and
they're saying this and saying that they want to make
the changes that are needed, that are needed. If they
can't get that done in four years, then it can't
be done and we're in deep, deep trouble. Then, speaking
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of deep deep trouble, I have to address this because
I I didn't get a chance to touch on it yet.
An administrative error sends a Maryland father. I love how
they describe him. That's the Atlantic sends a Maryland father
to a Salvador in prison. A Maryland father. He's not
a citizen, Okay, not a citizen. He was an immigrant
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with protected status. They call him not a citizen. Judge
said he was part of MS thirteen. He got swooped
up in that big immigration sweep and sent to Al Salvador.
Since then, the news has been flooded with things like this.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
And just to slightly push back on Mark, even if
you tell me and you prove that they're gang members,
I'm not so sure that I'm okay with them being
sent off to be tortured in a foreign country. But
I'll leave that aside.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Democrats are saying this, some of our colleagues have been
reeling against Judge Bosberg for ordering the planes to be
turned around. They say those planes were filled with terrorists.
I think my good friend from Texas said, well, here's
one person of many who wasn't a terrorist.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Listen, listen to how he's gonna describe the MS thirteen
guy on.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
That flight or a gangbanger. His name's Kilmer Garcia. He's
a Marylander married to a US citizen who is a
five year old son with autism, and he went to
pick up his son, but he was picked up first
by Ice.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
He even had a child with autism, and they sent
him away. I played those sound bites just to proveom
I mean. A couple headlines Obama judge defies Trump in
rules that three hundred and fifty thousand illegals can stay.
Here's another one. Democrats are suing Trump for trying to
prevent non citizens from voting. Here's another one. This one
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is courtesy of a judge. Wait, what did he do so?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
In Boston?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Ice there arresting another illegal alien charged with aggravated child rape.
It's just the latest example in what appears to be
a recurring problem in the state of Massachusetts. But instead
of cooperating with federal agents, a Boston judge is now
holding an ICE agent in contempt of court. This is
after the agency took a different man into custody in
the middle of his criminal trial.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
What the heck happened here?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah, Bell, he was on trial and a Massachusetts state court,
but the judge dismissed the case because iyes grab the defendant.
And now that judge, well, he's blaming the ICE agent.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
The American Left, American Democrats, judges, media, people, elected representatives,
from top to bottom. They are one hundred percent committed
to bringing rapists and murderers into your community and ensuring
that they stay. I brought this up to once again
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make this point. People make a lot of excuses. In fact,
the Maryland man, I've seen so many people on the
right whinding, well, this is why do process. We can't
afford this. But if one party brings in twenty million
barbarians in four years, and the next party, when it
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takes over, is not allowed to get rid of twenty
million barbarians in four years, we cannot say the country.
Do not allow yourself to be bogged down with these
insane narratives trying to gin up sympathy for these people.
Don't allow anybody, especially people on the right, to tell why.
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I mean that the due process, that the legal ada vava.
Don't allow yourself to get bogged down with this. The
mass deportation of millions of barbarians is central to the
country because we can't survive with Democrats bringing as many
and as possible and we get rid of all one
or two until it gets uncomfortable. We can't survive in
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that ration, Paul.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
The error that you are referring to was a clerical error.
It was an administrative error. The administration maintains the position
that this individual who was deported to El Salvador and
will not be returning to our country was a member
of the brutal and vicious MS thirteen gang. That is
fact number one. Fact number two, we also have credible
intelligence proving that this individual was in human trafficking. In
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fact number three, this individual was a member, actually a leader,
of the brutal MS thirteen gang, which this President has
designated as a foreign terrorist organization. Fact number four is
that foreign terrorists do not have legal protections in the
United States of America anymore, and it is within the
president's executive authority and power to deport these heinous individuals
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from American communities. It is a promise he campaigned on.
It is a promise he is keeping.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
One. Good for the Trump administration for saying, no, he's
not coming back. We're not worried about the error. He's
staying exactly with the rest of the barbarians. That's one. Two.
Do not allow anybody left or right to try to
bog you down or distract you. There's no easy way
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to remove twenty million people in twenty millions the start,
I should say there were millions here before that. There's
no easy way to do it. I use this analogy.
We have a bucket. In this this gigantic bucket, there
are all these adorable little puppies. We love these little puppies.
We want to snuggle with them and raise them and
love them. But some evil people, we call these evil
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people democrats, took a bunch of poisonous snakes and dropped
them into the bucket full of puppies. We have to
get the snakes out. In an effort to remove the snakes.
There is a very good chance a puppies even getna
get hurt, maybe more than one. Nevertheless, we're not gonna
have any puppies left unless the snakes are removed. Therefore,
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the bad guy is not us trying to get the
snakes out. It's the demons who put the snakes in.
The snakes must be removed or the puppies will die.
We cannot survive as a country with the mass importation
of barbarians. No country can survive that. They have to go.
Don't let them use your Vale's against you emails. Next,
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Jesse Kelly returns. Next it is the Jesse Kelly Show
bringing you the feel good eighties tunes. As requested, you
can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com
and do not ever forget Jesse. I'm tired of people
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pretending conservatives, especially Trump, don't wholly embrace DEI. Representative Luna
is a perfect example of why women shouldn't be in
leadership positions. This guy says, she says all the right things,
but as soon as she isn't given special privileges, she
throws a hissy fit leaves the Freedom Caucus. Drail's codifying
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anything we want or need into legislation, Amy Barrett. At
least Stephanick Pambondi. The list goes on. If I'm ever
giving a choice between a woman and a man for office,
I'll always default to the man. I don't care if
that offends people. He says, I can say his name.
His name is Chris. Hey, Chris, did you write this?
That's a little harsh. It wasn't you. You don't write emails,
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you know what, Chris. I feel like that's how we
should communicate from now on. Only what only emails. No, listen,
I don't want this to be insulting. I only want
to hear from you at certain times, and I want
to be listen. I want to be in maximum control
of those times. So for instance, email, I'll give you. Look,
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everybody with any sense they have two email addresses. You
have the real one that you give to people that matter,
and then you have I don't want to call it
a burner, because it's real. You have way more. Of
course you do, Chris, you have a throwaway email. A
throwaway email. This is what you have to whenever you
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put in whenever you sign up for food delivery or
at the doctor's office or anything like that, you always
give them the burner email address, because you know they're
going to sign you up for a million email lists,
and you're going to get all kinds of spam, and
you don't want to clutter your real email up with that.
And the garbage email account, the one where all the
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spam goes to. You check it once a week just
in case something important's in there. That's the email address.
I'll give you the Burner one. Then what hear me out,
I'll check in once a week see if you have
anything important to say. You won't, and then everybody wins here,
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everybody wins. Just think about it, Chris Oracle, have you
ever used mayo to prep your meat cuts? I was
a skeptical til recently. And remember, cool whip is not mayonnaise. Well,
cool whip is not mayonnaise. Miracle whip is another story, entirely.
Miracle whip is amazing, completely underrated. That's one. Two. No,
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I've never actually used mayonnaise for meats. I have, however,
now I've only did it. I only did it one time.
I have used it for grip old cheese sandwiches, though
people were always emailing in because you know, I'm a
grilled cheese connoisseur. My mom used to make him with
Velveta gosh. I love mom anyway, I'm a grilled cheese connoisseur.
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People kept emailing in Jesse if you ever use mayo,
because I always I usually use butter. Mom would essentially
use oil in deep fry them, but I would, I
would use butter. People kept saying, try Mayo, Try Mayo,
Try Mao. Now I'm a Mayo fan. I'm a Mayo fan.
Chris is not. Chris hates mayonnaise, which is why I
order every sandwich of his with extra mayonnaise. But I
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love mayonnaise. I love I love miracle whip, probably even
more than I like mayonnaise. I tried this on a
grilled cheese sandwich. I didn't think it was very good.
Maybe it added something to it. And I love mayonnaise
on sandwiches. I do that said Mayo is fat, It's
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essentially what it is. It's fat, it's tangy, it's fat.
I could see it, I could see it being good
on meat. There are all these there are all these
meat experts out there. It's how I've learned how to
cook meat online, between the Mayo experts and my iq
sense from chef iq I may perfect meat all the
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time now, but I always just copy other people. Look,
there's all kinds of positives and negatives to everything. Everyone
knows that social media there's a laundry list of negatives
that come with it. Of course, of course, I'm not
denying that. But if you're like me and you like
to eat, there's a wealth. Actually, really, if you like anything,
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there's a wealth of knowledge available to you. I told
you the other day that because I'm all of a
sudden an old man, that I love maps. Remember when
I told you that. In fact, I saw another map
this morning I'm nerding out about. I can't give it
away yet because it has to do with the next
history story I'm gonna tell you, and I'm not ready,
but I saw a map this morning, and well, Chris,
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I'm not even don't make fun of me. For one.
Two I think I spent ten minutes going over the
map because it had a little key, it had the
little legend to it with different train tracks and borders,
and I was going through everything. Oh you know what
I felt like, Magellan, I was just sitting down there
pouring over maps. Anyway, maps are amazing. Where was I
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going with this whole thing? I was saying something important, Chris,
but I kind of lost my train of thought. I
took too many where what's a Oh yeah, wealth of knowledge? Anyway,
So I love maps. Thanks Cory for contributing something. I
found this spot and I can't give it away because
I forgot what it is. But I found this guy
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on social media. I think it's called history of maps.
It's all maps. Now. That may sound lame to you,
especially if you're young at all, it's amazing you can
look at all these historical maps about that. Whatever you're into.
There's a wealth of knowledge available to you out there,
and that includes meats, the various ways to smoke or
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roast or seer or whatever. There's all this knowledge available
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com promo code. Jesse stalk really quickly about the Army.
Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
wonderful Wednesday. Reminding you you can email the show Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Keep the eighties hits coming.
Chris can't get enough. I can't believe George Michael turned
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out to be gay. I never saw that coming that
wasn't a thing when I was a kid. It wasn't
a thing people talked about. I didn't know Chris Gosh you.
Speaking of which, let's talk about the Army. I played
this a little bit earlier. I played a little clip
of this, but I want to play it again. I'm
going to let the whole thing play. Uh this stranny,
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it's a dude pretending to be a woman. He's in
uniform in the Army Reserve. Listen to this.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
My name is Christina Winters, and I am a captain
in the Army Reserve.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I'm Christina Winters, and.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
I want you to know that you are seeing, You're loved,
You're appreciate it. I want you to know that to
give up. I want you to notice all the people
in this video that are not only proud to be
who they are, but they celebrate it. Now, the current
current administration wants us to not be visible. They want
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us to be invisible. They want to remove us from society.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
They want to listen to the music like It's Braveheart
or something.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Ensure that we are disenfranchised, that we no longer have
a voice, we no longer have the right to even
enter any space.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
They want to take away my boys it's safe.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
They want to remove us from our homes. They wanted
to remove us from our jobs. And it is disheartening
times right now, and I know how easy it is.
I want to give up. I know the struggle, but
at least for today, I want.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Everybody women like us, know the struggles.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Celebrate who they are. Don't hide yourselves and be proud annoyingly.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
I'd love that. Don't hide yourselves like anyone can't tell.
It's a training fellas. Everyone knows, all right.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Everyone, So I want you to post pictures. I want
you to let everybody know your story.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Please don't post pictures.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
I want everybody to see who you are and for
everybody to understand that.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
We yeah, whatever better. The point of that was the
Biden administration brought us many of those people into the
United States militaries humanly possible. This is our mountain to
climb as many as humanly possible. They brought them in,
They recruited them, recruited them, and then you paid for
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all the various surgeries and hormones and things like that
that you have to give these people so they can
pretend to be women. You paid for that. That is
the level of insanity the modern Democrat Party is embraced.
The point of that was there's a lot of rot
to clean out, a lot of rot to clean out.
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It's just gonna take some time to do so. Jesse,
how I screwed this up the other day and you
sent me a thousand emails about it, And I have
to own this. I was doing it on the fly.
It was from Medal of Honor Monday, and I knew
I screwed it up in real time. I think I
even said something about the fact that I knew I
screwed it up. When I was talking about Desmond Dawes
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in Okinawa. I kept calling it Heartbreak Ridge. The movie
is not Heartbreak Ridge. And it was not Heartbreakridge. It
was hack Saw Ridge. And I know that. What Chris,
it's a Ridge, Okay, I know it is almost the
same thing. You're right, Chris. It's not my fault. It's
your fault anyway. It's hack Saw Ridge, not Heartbreak Ridge.
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I screwed it up. I have to own it. Look,
it was a heavy topic.
Speaker 7 (22:20):
As heavy as ten boxes that you.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Might be moving. Speaking of heavy, I saw this one
today from the New York Post companies are offering Sorry,
I'm focused, I'm not gonna laugh. They're offering recharge days
to workers enraged about a return to the office. You see,
pull up a chair. Let's talk. First of all, let's
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talk about me. Do you remember, if you were listening,
you probably remember. Do you remember during COVID when a
bunch of psychopathic doctors and scientists, Republicans and Democrats decided
you have to stand six feet away from everybody. You
do remember that, right, And as a result of that
insane policy which they just made up, a bunch of
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companies started doing remote work, work from home. You got
to work from home. We'll do what We'll have a
zoom meeting today. Stay in your jammis. And you know
what old curmudgeon Jesse kept screaming about on the radio.
Do you remember that this was it was going to
have a lasting impact on our economy Because as much
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as you like working from your jammis, you need to
get up and take a shower, put on your right clothes,
and you need to go to work. The whole country
needs you to go to work. Your company needs you
to go to work for you your own sake, your
boss He needs to see you physically at work, not
on the zoom meeting. He needs to know you're there,
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you're working. You need to be able to talk to him,
be personal with him. Hey, catch that game last night.
This is important. This is how life actually works. It's important.
I've told you the whole time. If you have a
job or at where it's optional, go to work, put
your clothes on, and go to work. But I like
being in my Jammi's congratulations, I do too. I love
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putting all my comfy clothes and sitting around the house.
You get up and go to work, all right, And
you know I told you that this was going to
be disastrous for the productivity of the country. Well, surprise, surprise,
Daddy Jesse called that one too, And it has been
disastrous for the productivity of the country. It's been so
disastrous that American companies they're dragging people back into work.
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Many American companies are flat out telling people you're fired
if you don't come back into work. They just can't
get the appropriate amount of production from people because people
aren't self motivated enough to sit around in their jammis
with Netflix on and still get the job done. So
companies are dragging people back to work, and now now
we have so it's like we've been on a drug,
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the work from home drug, for the past few years,
and now oh, people are so addicted to this drug
that companies are offering recharge days to workers who are
mad that they have to go into work. A recharge day, Chris,
A recharge day, Maybee. Let me explain what this is, Chris.
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You and I would know it as the weekend. That's
the purpose of the weekend, okay, and the weekend has
been around for ages. They actually don't even give you
just a Saturday. It's a Saturday and a Sunday. And
in most months those two days are back to back.
You get two days right beside each other. You go
to work for five days and then for two days
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you stay home and you can use that time to recharge.
This way, you don't need a recharge day on a Tuesday.
It's called the weekend. And just hear me out if
you're tempted. If your company comes to you, let's say
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you're an ambitious person. You want to move up, make
some money, be successful. It's just Daddy Jesse talking to
you here. If your company comes to you and says, hey, Amber,
you've been working hard. I just want to let you know.
We let our entire department know that if they want,
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they can take a recharge day next Tuesday. And I
want you to know you can have that. Here's what
you're gonna say, Amber, all right, you're gonna say, I
don't need a recharge day. It's Tuesday. I'll be coming
into work because I have things that need to get done. Now,
maybe you think Jesse's just being mean or that's too
old fashioned. Well you know what, Amber, You know who's
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going to be remembered the next time a promotion is available.
It's the person who came into work on a Tuesday.
All your buddies who had to recharge. We had to
go play Frisbee golf, which I love. I should know.
That's no insult to Frisbee golf. We had to go
follow we recharged on a Tuesday, it will be Amber
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with the brand new business cards and the better salary
and the company in the corporate company card. Okay, Amber, Bob,
don't take any recharge days. Please recharge on Saturday and Sunday.
And this look, I'm not a monster. I'm not telling
you to work eighty hours a week. I don't want
you to think that Corey and Chris are slave labor
over here. I'm not a monster. I want you to
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have family time. I want you to recharge. I want
you to take the weekend. If your company offers you
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, Wonderful Wednesday,
Final segment of the Jesse Kelly Show. Member, you could
email the show Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Also, remember,
let's celebrate greatness where it's due. We are getting rid
of some government people.
Speaker 8 (29:15):
We're going to eliminate an entire alphabet soup of departments
and agencies while preserving their core functions by merging them
into a new organization called the Administration for a Healthy
America or AHA.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
We have two goals.
Speaker 8 (29:29):
The first is obvious, to save the tax payent money
by making our department more efficient, and the second is
to radically improve our quality of service. I want to
promise you now, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Don't care about quality of service. I'm just clad government
people are getting fired. That's the kind of thing that
makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. Let's also remember
what exactly the other side believes about this country.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
The cremisis for the book is that every law passed
before the nineteen sixty five Voting Rights Act should be
presumptively unconstitutional. Right, because before the nineteen sixty five Voting
Rights Act, we were functionally an apartheid country.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Not everybody who lived here could vote here.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
So why should I give about some law that some
old white man passed in the nineteen twenties, like the
Immigration in Nationality Act.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Ah, seems like, uh, Democrats are really nailing things out there.
I can't imagine why the approval numbers are like that.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
The reviews of the Democrats in Congress among all voters
disapproved sixty eight percent, and look at the approved number,
just twenty one percent, even lower than the Democratic Party
at large. This is the lowest on record for Democrats,
according to Quinnipiac University Polling. You think these numbers are bad,
let's go to this side of the screen. We'll look
how Democratic voters feel. Get this, the plurality of Democratic
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voters disapprove of Democrats in Congress at forty nine percent,
and just forty percent approve.
Speaker 8 (30:52):
Horrible, horrible, horrible, Oh.
Speaker 7 (30:54):
My goodness, gracious, you just can't get worse than these numbers.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Out Trump's as Americans want him to run again. So
I realized this. Trump made a couple offhanded comments about that,
and he didn't say he's going to run again. The
media asked him the question, and Trump, with a smirk
on his face, did the thing that Trump always does well.
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A lot of people want me to. Lots of people
are saying I should. There are many people. Look, I
don't have time to talk about it right now, but
lots of people are saying I should learn when to
take Trump seriously and learn when Trump is just trolling
the American media. He's not going to run again. He's
not constitutionally even allowed to run again, if and only
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if he wanted to remain in power. You could argue
that somebody like Vance or Descientists or someone like that,
whoever the next GOP nominee is going to be, they
tactic could make Trump their VP. But I think everybody
knows Trump's not going to be anybody's VP. Trump, Trump
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doesn't do number two very well, is not going to
be anybody's number two. He's just messing with you. Don't
take everything to heart, Jesse, where did you go? I
listened to you every night on iHeart KSTE. The last
few nights they were streaming a ballgame in your time slot.
What's up with that. I'm in Florida. I don't want
to hear a ballgame. Tell me where I can find you, please, Okay, listen.
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First of all, every single local affiliate is the thing
of it, as if it's its own business. Okay, as
if it's its own business, and that business has to
make money. It's not a charity. They have to make money.
Local affiliates in certain areas they will sign contract with
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sports teams, oftentimes professionals, sometimes college sports teams to carry
those games. It's a contract. It's about money. Don't kill
your local affiliate for it, especially not KSTE. Don't kill
any of them for it. If you're unhappy, you can
send them an email saying I'd rather hear whatever you'd
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rather hear, if it's this or whatever, But don't crush
them for that. They're trying to pay the bills like
everybody else. Radio is not some insanely lucrative financial business.
Regardless of what you may hear out there. It's just
it's not insanely financially The beneficial for everybody. It's just
not so. That's why sometimes when you turn on a
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show you want to hear, and you hear, oh my gosh,
they're playing the Astros. It's a huge what we're here
in Houston, the Astros games on. I don't want to
hear the Astros. They lost again. It's not that if
your local affiliate, whatever it may, if they bounce the show.
Remember two things. One, the show was on across the country.
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What does that mean for you. There's an iHeart Radio app.
It's just an app for your phone. Most cars you
can put it in. Now you're like, your car will
bluetooth your phone whatever. The iHeartRadio app allows you to
listen to Andy, one of the affiliates you would like
no matter where you are. So if you're in uh
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oh Maha and you'd you'd rather listen to the Boston feed,
you can do so on the iHeart Radio app. Not
telling you to do that, but you can. If something
goes wrong at station, goes down something like that, or
they podcast the show. I know that. That means you
have to wait a day. It's a's half a day.
Chris usually eyes it up in a few hours, right,
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Chris said, within the hour. That sounds like a lie,
but Chris said within the hour. That's available. iHeart Spotify iTunes.
You can download a podcast version of it. I'm sorry
sometimes that happens. You used to drive me crazy when
it happens to me. But there is a reason for it,
in a legitimate reason. It's not because any affiliate is
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doing something wrong or evil or whatever. Everybody you included,
we all got to pay the bills, right to pay
the bills.
Speaker 7 (35:20):
And now here's a headline why you know, you know
the thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
NASA's jet propulsion lab laid off nine hundred workers due
to budget cuts, but hasn't fired its top DEI officer.
You can really tell how many institutions in this country
have been infected, possibly beyond the ability to repair. UK
imposes online entry permit on European visitors. It occurs to
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me that the way the UK is going, because I
really want to see London one day for the World
War II history, I bet they're not going to allow me.
There's no way they're going to allow me in right,
I may never get to see it whatever, I'll see
it online. What Chris, they do want my tourism dollars.
But you and I both know I'm not going to
spend a lot of money over there. Putin's Chechen warlord
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has put his son seventeen, in charge of security. I
only read this because being a warlord sounds really cool. Look,
it's bad. I don't want you to be a warlord,
But wouldn't it be cool to be labeled as a warlord? Yes, Chris,
warlord Jesse. Anyway, that's all