April 4, 2025 • 38 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
That is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular Friday, cruising right into
the weekend. And a little bit of good news before
we get back to the ask doctor. Jesse questions jobs
market looking.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Strict some big March jobs jobs, jobs report non farm
payrolls beats estimates two hundred and twenty eight thousand jobs.
That would be the strongest this year, and it would
comp to three hundred and twenty three thousand indiece of
last year.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
How about that jobs, job shops? All right? Anyway, this hour,
I'm going to address the hate mail here in a moment,
somebody wants to talk about the ancient world and maps
arranged marriages of bitter candy, a candy biter versus a
candy sucker. All that andngos and so much more coming
up in a second hour of the world famous Jesse
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Kelly Show. Before I get to any of that, I
should go ahead and give you a heads up on something.
And I really shouldn't do what I'm about to do,
because it's well, I'll tell you in a second History's
coming again next week. And the reason I shouldn't do it,
I said, is I'm not sure if it's coming Monday
or Tuesday. I believe it's coming Monday. I am going
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to go ahead and tell you what it's going to
be on, since I've mentioned it before, and if you've
listened to the show, you know that I've been hot
on this. The World War One, not two, the World
War one Italian Front, the front nobody knows anything about. Okay,
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I'm just gonna give you a heads up right now. Well,
I'm obsessed with this topic now. I have been reading, listening,
watching everything I can get my hands on for two weeks. Now.
I'm so deep into my obsession of this I don't
know when I'm going to come out of it. I
went into this with not much of actually a working knowledge.
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I knew the basics, but not much of a working
knowledge of the subject at hand, and I just think
I can't get enough of it now. I don't know
how many episodes this one's going to go. It may
honestly be one. I never know when I'm going into it,
so I don't plan out what really what we're going
to talk about. But Monday, I would say, almost undoubtedly.
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Monday started the second hour. We're probably due medal of
honor Monday, and then we're doing history. Now. My only
disclaimer for that is the reason I said I'm not
for sure if it's Monday or Tuesday. Is is this
little bit. As you've probably noticed, we've been doing a
lot more here street just because I'm into it. I'm
geeking out on it again and screw it. That's what
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I feel like doing. Sometimes Mondays are harder days to
do it because there are big news stories that drop
that I have to talk about. So if there's something
major that happens over the weekend, and there definitely could be,
I might have to push it to Tuesday, Okay, tentatively Monday, Tuesday.
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I already told you what it's going to focus on,
and I'm so unreasonably excited about it. You know who
else is excited about it? My family, because they're really
excited that I'll stop talking to them about it at
the house because I keep bringing it up to Ob
and the kids, and Ob finally had to tell me
this morning, Baby, I don't care. Okay, I don't care
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what Chris. You're right, Chris, I'm not gonna stop anyway.
I can't stop at this point in time, I can't stop.
All right. Back to oh hate mail. I saw Jesse's weak,
soft comments on Trump's trade war today. You're a smart guy,
you know, beep beep well that Trump is lying that
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Americans won't pay the cost of his tariffs and that
he did not mention crashing the stock market doing his campaign.
You're not doing anyone any favors by failing to call
out Trump's pep unless you like communists mounting as strong. Listen,
maybe maybe it's been too long since we've had this talk,
so we're going to have this talk again, all right.
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I don't waive anybody's palm palms, and I also don't
rage against the person you've decided is the Antichrist. When
it comes to Donald Trump, I fully recognize that he
is this megafigure in American politics as of right now.
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How wild is this? It's not even debatable. As of
right now, Donald Trump is the figure on the globe
in the twenty first century. If the twenty first century
ended today, Donald Trump would be the headline of it.
That's how big Donald Trump is. He just is. He's
an industry to himself. The whole world knows him so
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because he is this monumental figure. What that does is
it generally creates one of two emotions in people. Lots
of people. They love everything he does. They love everything
he does. He can do no wrong. He's this huge figure.
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Everything he touches turns to gold. He's always a genius.
He always has it all figured out. Is everything perfect.
That's some people, the other half of the people. This
is how it always works for these huge figures. There's
very little middle ground. The other half. Everything he does
is stupid. Trump's a moron. Trump sucks, Trump's this, Trump's that.
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And I'm here to tell you I'm not an either
of your camps. And I'm sorry because that's so difficult
to hear. Because here's the truth. When you love someone
like that, when a figure becomes that big to you
like that, you want to hear affirmation of that at
all times. And if there's ever a moment where you
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don't hear that, you get angry. Well, you criticize Trump
where you know more than Trump Trump for eleven and
vice versa, like this moron, you're smarter than that. Trump's
tank in the market. It's been two days. It's been
two days and by the way, maybe he will tank
the market. I'm not even saying he won't. Maybe the
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terrorists will tank the market. Nothing. Nothing's tanked. There's no
great depression. I know it was a really bad day.
I understand that. But guys like this, they will rage
against everything Trump does because they've already decided that everything
he does is stupid. He's the Antichrist. And you're willing
to be mad at me all the time too, because
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I like a lot of what Trump does. There are
some things I don't like, and I tell you about that,
and there are a lot of things I like, and
I tell you about that. This is never going to
be a Donald Trump is the Savior or Donald Trump
is a demon show. And if that's what you're looking for, man,
you came to the wrong place. And again, just like
we opened up the first hour, I have great news
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for you. Almost every other show is in one of
the two camps. Almost every other show in the country.
You can go turn on any show and it'll be
three hours of Trump. This Trump that I love Trump.
You see this smart thing Trump did. Let's play eighty
five Trump's sound bites. It's Trump's speech and Trump Trump
go Maggett Trump, and then you flip the channel. It'll
be some other guy who will talk about how dumb
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Trump is all the time. You're never getting that here.
That's not how I look at the world. I never
once have looked at anybody, any politician ever, any of
them and based my political opinions on what they say
or what they think. I have my own political about
the way I want things run, in the way I
think things should be wrung. And I hope you have
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your own views. And I'll say this, as I've said before,
I hope you don't align with me on everything. I
have strong opinions. I bet you. I bet you some
of them are wrong. I hope you think through everything yourself,
everything yourself. This kind of deranged cussing at me, all
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this other stuff. You've already decided Donald Trump is wrong
about everything. So let me repeat what I've said about
tariffs already. In general, I'm not a tariff guy. Also,
we can't survive a war which will come without a
manufacturing base. We must bring it back. Also, nobody, not
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the pro tariff, not the anti tariff, nobody, not a
single person on the television, on the radio, or even
in the White House. Nobody knows whether or not these
tariffs will work in the end. Nobody does. This is
one of these things that hasn't been done in ages.
The global economy has changed. It might work fantastically, and
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it might be an unmitigated disaster. Nobody knows, including this
moron who just trusted me in the emails. We will
find out, and we're gonna find out together. And if
I have to say something completely in Trump's camp, I'll
repeat myself on this. If you are shocked, stunned that
Trump did tariffs, you should probably do some more research.
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Donald Trump is on camera for decades ago, decades ago
before he even sniffed politics, talking lovingly about tariffs and
reciprocal trade. And Donald Trump has campaigned on these issues.
Oh you have one from nineteen eighty eight, Chris, that's hilarious. Well, yeah,
it's from the eighties, and he campaigned on it this
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time all the time. He was always talking about it.
I'm actually shocked at how many people are shocked. Trump
told you he was gonna do it. He never once
said I'm a free trader. He doesn't believe in that.
Trump believes in tariffs. He believes in protectionism. That's what
he believes in. We're all going to ride this horse
together and we'll see if she bucks us. All right,
(10:22):
what Chris, that's a good saying. Anyway, let's talk about
the ancient world maps. Let's talk about speed dating. I'm
talking about not actual dating, but speed dating your potential employees.
Wouldn't that be easier rather than reaching out, exchanging emails,
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maybe a phone call, and then then you have to
line up a quick meeting and hopefully they show up
for the interview. You know Zip recruiter, they have zip
intro now, so what happens is you post your job
right and then what happens is the candidate's lineup and
you do back to back real quick video calls, just
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a quick assessment of who the person is. Is this
person do they have potential? Is this person a good
fit for your company? Or is it someone like Chris
you can know right away and not waste your time
with interviews and follow up things like that. You get
to try that free. You realize that at ZipRecruiter dot
com slash Jesse you try that for free. You post
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a job today. He talked to qualified candidates tomorrow ZipRecruiter
dot com, slash Jesse We'll be back.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Miss dost catch up Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Friday.
Do not forget. You can email the show love, hey,
death threats. Even you're asked doctor Jesse questions we're live here,
email those into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Of course,
if you miss any part of the show, you can
download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Let's nerd
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out on something here. Hey, Jesse, I heard you talking
about maps on Wednesday night, and I had to get
your take on the perie Rees map that's five hundred
years old and shows the coasts of Antarctica and South
America long before explorers ever went there. Do you think
mankind's history goes back further than we're told, or that
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it's wrong slash incomplete, or some combination of the two.
How would you explain this map otherwise? Thanks? He says,
I can use his name. His name is Brian. Okay,
so I'm going to set aside this specific map for
just a minute, and I want to talk about something,
something that actually bothers me A great deal. And now
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that I bring it up, it's going to bother you.
But it's always bothered me, and it always will, it
always will. We know we know a teeny tiny percentage
of the history of the world, a minuscule percentage of it.
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The number look, put pick a number. It's less than
ten percent, way less than ten percent. And get this
what we know. Most of that is inaccurate because we
don't have enough sources. We don't have enough picture video.
The sources we do have, they're incredibly biased sources. You
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know what the main resource is for something like Julius
Caesar's invasion of Gaul. Julius Caesar took a Roman army,
he invaded Gaul, massacred millions of people, and conquered Gaul.
Julius Caesar is the one who told us about it all.
He's the main source. I've read it. Actually, I've read
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a translation of it. That's how big of a nerd.
I mean, it's amazing. He's a great writer. Of course,
I'm getting the translated version into English. He's a great writer.
But we have Julius Caesar's version of it, and we
don't have the Gallic version of it because they didn't
write anything down. You know what, think about Africa? Have
you ever thought about this? It actually bothers me a lot.
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Africa is this huge continent that I've never been, But
all I see is the pictures of video. Same thing
you see looks freaking beautiful, from the waterfalls to the
Sahara to the Jungles, it just looks beautiful. And on
this massive continent there have been people's for a long time,
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but we don't know much about it. In fact, I
don't know that I'll ever do. In fact, maybe I've
done one on the bors, but I haven't been able
to do much African history because we don't know much
African history because they weren't writing anything down. The only
things we know about really old history they come from
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the few societies who a wrote something down and b
it managed to last through the ages.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Have you.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Have you ever wondered.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
What is it? The Library of Alexandria. The Library of Alexandria,
that's right. Have you ever looked that up? I forget
what the number is because it's been a few years
since I looked it up. The incredible volume of things
that were in there, of knowledge that was in there,
from the ancient world. Chris, look up the exact date
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that burnt. If you don't mind it, just the year
is fine. But wealth of knowledge keeps, and heaps of
knowledge were in there it burnt. Only this wasn't a
time where they had legacy box. Nobody digitized any of
these things. That fire ended it. That fire, it didn't
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just burn up a bunch of documents. It robbed us
of all that knowledge. And isn't this said, I don't
know why I'm learning out on this. We'll never get
it back because there weren't copies. Like I said, there weren't.
It wasn't on the cloud it was it's just gone forever.
When Genghis Khan's Mongols, Genghis was dead by now. But
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when Genghis Khan's Mongols, when they put Bagdad to the torch,
the completely wiped out Bagdad. Supposedly it was the year
forty eight library of Alexandria. But supposedly when the Mongols
burned down Bagdad, the Muslims who were running it obviously
at the time, they supposedly had a library very similar
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with incredible works from all throughout history. Who knows what
was in there? Well, the freaking mongols, didn't give a
crap about any of that or history or anything like that.
Simply lit the place on fire, murdered everybody and moved on.
Think about what we don't know. Think about that. It's nuts.
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Now as far as see exploration goes in reference to
your map, that I don't know, because here's the truth.
Most of the expeditions they had to stay really close
to shore. The Vikings were the very very rare people
who were brave enough when they had things just right
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to get out on the open ocean for a little while,
and even then it was basically a death sentence before
they learned more about navigation and getting through the waves
and things like that. I don't even know why I
brought it up. It's just something that's always bothered me.
We have this love of history and we don't know Jack,
we don't know anything about it. It's crazy. And by
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the way, I wasn't joking about the legacy box thing.
This is why you need to digitize your pictures. That
fire that can happen to your house tonight. I know
that's a horrible thought. I hope it doesn't. But one fire,
one spark, one wire, that's wrong, and that wedding album's
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gone and you're never getting those pictures back, all those
home movies, all those VHS tapes, Camquarder tapes, one fire.
You don't have digital copies of those, do you. They're
gone forever. You don't never get to look at that
family vacation again, your daughter's wedding. Get your stuff digitized,
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and then look Legacy Box. After they digitize it, they'll
send it back to you. It's not like they keep it.
This is a company, an American company. They do this
in Tennessee. I've trusted them with all of my home
movies and pictures, myself and my father. That's how much
I love these guys. They have a huge special right
now on home movies too. It's just nine bucks a tape.
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Don't wait until there's a fire and then regret it. Please.
Legacybox dot com slash Jesse. Legacy Box dot com slash Jesse.
We'll be back catch up.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Spectacular Friday
and asked doctor Jesse Friday having a blast that I
wanted to address this Ellie Mistel media tour. He's going
on to sell his book. I played a little clip
of it earlier, but I played it and the responses
have been, well, I'll play it again real quick.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
South Africa got over apartheid.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Did they just go back to their africannor racist constitution,
be like, Oh, we just need a couple of amendments,
We just need a couple of changes here to.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Make it work. No, they threw the whole thing out
and started again.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
A bunch of people were yelling that I called him
a communist and saying he's Jesse. He's just a black
racist who hates white people. So let's have this talk
again because people miss this. Is this guy a black
racist who hates white people? Oh my gosh, yes, of course,
but you're missing it. You see, if I if I
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want to burn this building down, We're in this huge building.
I bet you there's a thousand people who work in
this building, and I want I want to get a
bunch of people together and I want to burn the
building down. Well, what I have to do, as an
evil person who wants to burn it down, I have
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to find a way to recruit enough people with an
axe to grind against the building. And everybody's acts might
be different. Maybe I bounce from office to office to
office in the building and I say, hey, you're paying
too much for rent. Aren't you're paying too much for rent?
Are you paying too much for rent? These people are
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ripping you off? Can you believe these guys are paid?
Maybe that's my axe to grind. Maybe maybe there's an
office full of women who are cold all the time,
like all women are, and I pop in there, and
maybe I tell the women, don't you think the air
conditioning works too too well? Here? Don't you think it's
too cold here? Aren't you mad? Aren't you mad that
it's cold all the time. You've got a space heater,
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don't you it's cold all the time, isn't it. Maybe
the pick your grievance. The point is not the specific grievance.
The point is I'm recruiting foot soldiers, and as someone
who's recruiting foot soldiers, I need foot soldiers who are
angry at who I want destroyed. And I will say
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whatever I have to to the different groups in order
to bring the foot soldier into my camp so we
can burn down the building. So when I say, oh,
look at that street animal with the climate change sign,
who's throwing paint on a tesla. You can say, Jesse,
that's not a communist. That's just one of these climate
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change guys. You don't understand. That's what the communist elites do.
Communism is the religion of the malcontent, and they don't
care about what you're malcontented against. They just need you
bitter and angry, and they will take your bitterness and
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your anger and they will use it for their own purposes.
They will aim you at what they want destroyed, and
because you are consumed with bitterness and evil, you will
do it. So America's Democrats, what are the different factions, Well,
it's all malcontents. What a shock. Oh look feminists, Jesse,
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that's not a communist, she's just a feminist. Yes, the
communist has used her hatred to men and her love
of Subarus to help destroy the people the communist hates. Oh, Jesse,
this black guy, he just hates white people. Yes, I
don't think that black guy's at home studying Marx. I
know that he hates white people. The Communists can use
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that hatred for his own evil ends, and so he
will recruit that guy in aim them at his political
enemies and say there, kill Whitey and he goes. I
know the various street animals, from the various street groups.
I know they're not all committed communists who've done a
lot of reading on Marx. I understand that that's why
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it's the religion of the malcontent. The religion of the
malcontent sits as an umbrella over all of the various angry,
bitter groups in any country. And this is not unique
to America. In fact, race communism. A lot of people
are under the impression that this is an American thing
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since the communists infiltrated the civil rights movement and they've
used it, so they think it's an American thing. Mao
used this without end to slaughter people. We look at
China and we think, well, they're all Chinese. No, they're not.
China has the same kind of history everyone else has,
where it used to be this group and it used
to be that group, and this tribe and that tribe,
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and there's little differences between them, and it's not hard
to get them divided up. How you see those people,
Those are the dirty kind of Chinese. Those are the
ones who oppressed you. Hey, here's a billy club, go
beat one of them to death. Mao us that without end.
The Soviets used it without end. They always use things
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other than communism to sell the revolution. You see, that
makes sense, Jesse. I was just listening to your three
twenty six podcast, Good Grief, Buddy, You're behind anyway? The
guy actually says, yes, I'm behind anyway. You were on fire.
I loved it. I agree with your analysis of the
judge issue question. What are your feelings on arranged marriage?
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Would you ever consider arranging a marriage for your sons? Yes,
and a heartbeat. I'm a big believer in it. I
know that's horrible. I know it makes me a terrible neanderthal.
Arranged marriages around the world have a lot of success,
and historically they've had a lot of success, freaking Biblical Chris,
even in the Old Testament. But why is that? Well,
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I unlike my sons. Look, young men and young women,
we both there's nothing wrong with being young. Okay, I'm
not one of these people who talks down to young people,
but we'll make it about young men. For instance, how
is it that some young men end up marrying communists? Well,
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women are so hot, and when you were a young man,
sometimes that's all you can see and maybe she even
laughs at your jokes, and it just becomes I remember
what it was like when I was twenty years old.
It becomes intoxicating. You can't see anything outside of it.
Me I'm forty three. I can look at her, her values,
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her family. Does the family she come from, does her
family's values line up with my family's values, because if
they do, then she's likely going to align. Her and
my son are likely going to align on things. These
are critical things that a parent who wants what's best
for their child can dispassionately analyze. I'll tell you this.
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I know this is going to make me sound like
a freak. My wife and I my sons are fourteen
and sixteen. They don't even have girlfriends right now. We're
already praying for their wives that they find good ones.
I'm not even making that up because we've seen so
many times with so many of our friends, guys and
gals who've ruined their lives by marrying the wrong person,
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and they're just always miserable, and we're just it's one
of those things that you need to get right. How
many people listening is this you who've gotten a divorce
because you ended up marrying the wrong one. Don't beat
yourself up by the way. People make mistakes. Everyone does.
How'd that work out for you? Marrying the wrong one?
It's a life sucker, isn't it. It's a joy sucker.
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Maybe you're look, maybe you're a woman right now or
a man right now. Maybe you're maybe you're avoiding going
home because it's horrible. There wouldn't that be horrible rather
than being excited to go home and be horrible? Hate
to have that? Oh yeah, big believer in arranged marriages.
Dear doorway headcocker skittle popper, which critical question? Are you
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a hard candy biter or a hard candy sucker? My
guess is you don't have the patience or time to
suck through a jawbreaker and with all your accredited community
college hours, But what about your mode of enjoyment for
breakable hard candies?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
M h.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I'm not sure that I have ever sucked a piece
of hard candy down to the very end of it.
I am very much a biter. I will get the
hard candy down to even a little bit, oh, even
if it's like a jolly rancher, which are delicious? Chris,
did they still make those jollymanchers. You never see him anymore.
If it's like a jolly rancher, I'll just basically get
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the edges off of it, and I'll immediately start probing
to see if I can bite through it. Yet, why
are you shaking your head? Chris? Are you a sucker?
It's not that it's well, yes, they are too sticky,
but that wasn't the point. Why do you have to
bring up something that wasn't the point at all, Chris?
I know jolly ranchers are too sticky. Are you a
candy sucker or a biter? Chris? Chris half and half.
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I'm a bier, but I'm also not huge on I'm
also not huge on sweets. As a matter of fact,
I realized I was eating skittles on the radio with
BK the other day, and I do like some skittles
that I'm not huge on dessert. I'd much rather have
fat like cheese and bread and stuff like. That's my
jam anyway. That's why I need to get vitamins and
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minerals from some other way, just like your dog does.
I get this email, Hey, Jesse, I got a golden
doodle recently, and I'm totally in love with this spirited dog.
They are the best. I named my puppy Jesse, and
he responds to it eagerly. I bet he has huge pause.
I've been adding rough Greens to his puppy food and
he responds by giving me lots of licks. I also
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made him a Jesse Kelly Berger and he gobbled it
up with delight. I do have a question, my puppy
sulks if he's alone. Any advice A wr Jesse Kelly fan,
how about that? Yeah, you're never gonna get that out
of them. Fred is not happy unless everybody is not
only home, but surround him and pouring love on him
at all times. But yeah, I'm glad you're giving him
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Rough Greens. Man. Give your puppy, your old dog and
everything in between. Sprinkle Roughgreens on their food so you
can have that dog as long as possible. Roughgreens will
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or go to Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show. It's still real
to me, Dammit.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
The terns bags it is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Wonderful Friday and ask doctor Jesse Friday, and uh,
we'll touch on a little bit of news here before
we get back to some doze stuff that may be
hard to hear. Here's Antonio Gracias.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Once you're in the country and you've got asylum, do
one of these pathways, and we've mapped the whole thing out.
You can apply for a work document. You file a
seven sixty five, it's the work form. You get this
form called the seven sixty six that's the authorization, and
then Social Security Administration automatically send you in the mail
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your soci streetent number, No interview, no idea. Look, if
I hadn't seen this myself, I'm not trying to believe it.
I went through it myself and mapped it. And Elon
is right. This is true that defaults in the system
from Social Security to all of the benefit programs that
have been set to max inclusion, max pay for these
people and minimum collection. That's what's happening. We found one
point three million of them already on Medicaid as an example.
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We've gone through on every benefit program we went through,
we found groups from this particular group of people. This
five point five million people in those benefit programs.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Which brings me to this question in regard to the
Doze exposures of billions in graft and wealth transfer to
NGOs in the political elae. Has the money flow actually
stopped or is it just being exposed. Some are concerned
with the absence of arrests and or indictments, that this
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is so big that for the good of the republic,
we should just let this go and start anew because
a long protracted era of prosecutions would only further widen
the political divide and hasten the end of our country. Okay,
so first I talked earlier that about the Doge stuff,
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that it's not that we're saving all this money. We're
saving some. I don't want to be dismissive of that.
We're saving some. We're not going to get real spending
cuts unless Congress does it, but we're saving some. But
there is there is tremendous value in showing the American people,
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well what I just played for you right there. Did
you hear the gasps in the crowd? Let me to
play it again. Listen to this. Now, these are informed
political people. That's why you'd sit in for a presentation
like this. Listen to how they respond.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Once you're in the country and you've got asylum, do
one of these pathways, and we've mapped the whole thing out.
You can apply for a work document. You file a
seven sixty five, it's the work form. You get this
form called the seven sixty six that's the authorization, and
then Social Security Administration automatically send you in the mail
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your soci street number, no interview, no ID. Look, if
I hadn't seen this myself, I'm not trying to believe it.
I went through it myself and mapped it, and Elan
is right.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
This is true.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
The defaults in the system, from Social Security to all
of the benefit programs have been set to max inclusion,
max pay for these people, and minimum collection. That's what's happening.
We found one point three million of them already on
Medicaid as an example. We've gone through on every benefit.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
You hear the crowd we fund one point three million
illegals on Medicaid. WHOA what the American people, even informed
people don't know. They don't know that their government is
a criminal organization. They don't know. But that brings me
to your question. Some are concerned that with the absence
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of arrests or indictments, that this is so big that
for the good of the republic, we should just let
this go and start anew. Well, the problem is all
the criminals are still in place, you see. That's the problem.
I call it a criminal organization. And it's really, really,
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really important that you think of it as if it's
a criminal organization, because it is so. I know, you've
watched enough mob movies or documentaries or read enough books.
You've seen the detectives flow chart where he has the
boss and all the copos flowing underneath, and you have
this organizational structure of the American mafia with this bat
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guy and that bad guy who answers to that bad
guy and that bad guy. And you've seen this organizational structure.
That is what the United States government is. An organized
criminal enterprise, a criminal enterprise that has been designed by
evil people over the years to steal your money. That's
what it's there for. The entire organization is there to
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enrich themselves and ensure the future enrichment of themselves, setting
up scams and schemes, just like the American mafia, figuring
out a way how they can dip their sticky, grubby
fingers in the treasury and pocket what you have earned.
That is the job of the United States Government in
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the year twenty twenty five. It is an evil criminal organization.
Organizations within it, like the FBI, They are the enforcers,
They are the leg breakers. They are there to ensure
that anyone who gets a little too close to it
gets silenced thrown in prison. The United States Government is
a criminal organization. The only way to break up a
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criminal organized organization is long focused effort, with arrest after
arrest after arrest after arrest after arrest, until it is
so broken up, so powerless, that others don't feel like
joining anymore. That is what we must have. We can't
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do this thing where we just decide, hey, let's let
it go. It's too far gone. That's insane because all
the same people are still there. It'd be like looking
at the Gambido family and say, well, hey, look, if
we arrest Godi, then we're gonna have to arrest Samy
the Bull, and then we're gonna have to arrest this guy,
and then we're gonna it's just too much. Hey, let's
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just let's move on and act like that other stuff
didn't happen, and let's hope he does better in the future.
We can't do that. What's happening right now, it's the
United States government has become a force for evil. You
realize that when they're look, we make jokes about it,
but when they're sending our money overseas for tranny surgeries
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for kids, that makes our country evil. Evil America has
done evil in the world with our money. Now you
didn't do it, I didn't do it, but our evil
government has done it, and evil must be accounted for.
Period kind of story. All right, you know what I'm
(37:32):
gonna do this weekend. I already told you it's pork
butt time in the Kelly household. And know that doesn't
mean we're watching the view and means I'm smoking some
and I'm going to use my IQ Sense. In fact,
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com code Jesse. We still have an hour hang on
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
That is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular Friday, cruising right into
the weekend. And a little bit of good news before
we get back to the ask doctor. Jesse questions jobs
market looking.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Strict some big March jobs jobs, jobs report non farm
payrolls beats estimates two hundred and twenty eight thousand jobs.
That would be the strongest this year, and it would
comp to three hundred and twenty three thousand indiece of
last year.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
How about that jobs, job shops? All right? Anyway, this hour,
I'm going to address the hate mail here in a moment,
somebody wants to talk about the ancient world and maps
arranged marriages of bitter candy, a candy biter versus a
candy sucker. All that andngos and so much more coming
up in a second hour of the world famous Jesse
(01:08):
Kelly Show. Before I get to any of that, I
should go ahead and give you a heads up on something.
And I really shouldn't do what I'm about to do,
because it's well, I'll tell you in a second History's
coming again next week. And the reason I shouldn't do it,
I said, is I'm not sure if it's coming Monday
or Tuesday. I believe it's coming Monday. I am going
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to go ahead and tell you what it's going to
be on, since I've mentioned it before, and if you've
listened to the show, you know that I've been hot
on this. The World War One, not two, the World
War one Italian Front, the front nobody knows anything about. Okay,
(01:58):
I'm just gonna give you a heads up right now. Well,
I'm obsessed with this topic now. I have been reading, listening,
watching everything I can get my hands on for two weeks. Now.
I'm so deep into my obsession of this I don't
know when I'm going to come out of it. I
went into this with not much of actually a working knowledge.
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I knew the basics, but not much of a working
knowledge of the subject at hand, and I just think
I can't get enough of it now. I don't know
how many episodes this one's going to go. It may
honestly be one. I never know when I'm going into it,
so I don't plan out what really what we're going
to talk about. But Monday, I would say, almost undoubtedly.
(02:41):
Monday started the second hour. We're probably due medal of
honor Monday, and then we're doing history. Now. My only
disclaimer for that is the reason I said I'm not
for sure if it's Monday or Tuesday. Is is this
little bit. As you've probably noticed, we've been doing a
lot more here street just because I'm into it. I'm
geeking out on it again and screw it. That's what
(03:03):
I feel like doing. Sometimes Mondays are harder days to
do it because there are big news stories that drop
that I have to talk about. So if there's something
major that happens over the weekend, and there definitely could be,
I might have to push it to Tuesday, Okay, tentatively Monday, Tuesday.
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I already told you what it's going to focus on,
and I'm so unreasonably excited about it. You know who
else is excited about it? My family, because they're really
excited that I'll stop talking to them about it at
the house because I keep bringing it up to Ob
and the kids, and Ob finally had to tell me
this morning, Baby, I don't care. Okay, I don't care
(03:44):
what Chris. You're right, Chris, I'm not gonna stop anyway.
I can't stop at this point in time, I can't stop.
All right. Back to oh hate mail. I saw Jesse's weak,
soft comments on Trump's trade war today. You're a smart guy,
you know, beep beep well that Trump is lying that
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Americans won't pay the cost of his tariffs and that
he did not mention crashing the stock market doing his campaign.
You're not doing anyone any favors by failing to call
out Trump's pep unless you like communists mounting as strong. Listen,
maybe maybe it's been too long since we've had this talk,
so we're going to have this talk again, all right.
(04:29):
I don't waive anybody's palm palms, and I also don't
rage against the person you've decided is the Antichrist. When
it comes to Donald Trump, I fully recognize that he
is this megafigure in American politics as of right now.
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How wild is this? It's not even debatable. As of
right now, Donald Trump is the figure on the globe
in the twenty first century. If the twenty first century
ended today, Donald Trump would be the headline of it.
That's how big Donald Trump is. He just is. He's
an industry to himself. The whole world knows him so
(05:10):
because he is this monumental figure. What that does is
it generally creates one of two emotions in people. Lots
of people. They love everything he does. They love everything
he does. He can do no wrong. He's this huge figure.
(05:32):
Everything he touches turns to gold. He's always a genius.
He always has it all figured out. Is everything perfect.
That's some people, the other half of the people. This
is how it always works for these huge figures. There's
very little middle ground. The other half. Everything he does
is stupid. Trump's a moron. Trump sucks, Trump's this, Trump's that.
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And I'm here to tell you I'm not an either
of your camps. And I'm sorry because that's so difficult
to hear. Because here's the truth. When you love someone
like that, when a figure becomes that big to you
like that, you want to hear affirmation of that at
all times. And if there's ever a moment where you
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don't hear that, you get angry. Well, you criticize Trump
where you know more than Trump Trump for eleven and
vice versa, like this moron, you're smarter than that. Trump's
tank in the market. It's been two days. It's been
two days and by the way, maybe he will tank
the market. I'm not even saying he won't. Maybe the
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terrorists will tank the market. Nothing. Nothing's tanked. There's no
great depression. I know it was a really bad day.
I understand that. But guys like this, they will rage
against everything Trump does because they've already decided that everything
he does is stupid. He's the Antichrist. And you're willing
to be mad at me all the time too, because
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I like a lot of what Trump does. There are
some things I don't like, and I tell you about that,
and there are a lot of things I like, and
I tell you about that. This is never going to
be a Donald Trump is the Savior or Donald Trump
is a demon show. And if that's what you're looking for, man,
you came to the wrong place. And again, just like
we opened up the first hour, I have great news
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for you. Almost every other show is in one of
the two camps. Almost every other show in the country.
You can go turn on any show and it'll be
three hours of Trump. This Trump that I love Trump.
You see this smart thing Trump did. Let's play eighty
five Trump's sound bites. It's Trump's speech and Trump Trump
go Maggett Trump, and then you flip the channel. It'll
be some other guy who will talk about how dumb
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Trump is all the time. You're never getting that here.
That's not how I look at the world. I never
once have looked at anybody, any politician ever, any of
them and based my political opinions on what they say
or what they think. I have my own political about
the way I want things run, in the way I
think things should be wrung. And I hope you have
(08:04):
your own views. And I'll say this, as I've said before,
I hope you don't align with me on everything. I
have strong opinions. I bet you. I bet you some
of them are wrong. I hope you think through everything yourself,
everything yourself. This kind of deranged cussing at me, all
(08:26):
this other stuff. You've already decided Donald Trump is wrong
about everything. So let me repeat what I've said about
tariffs already. In general, I'm not a tariff guy. Also,
we can't survive a war which will come without a
manufacturing base. We must bring it back. Also, nobody, not
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the pro tariff, not the anti tariff, nobody, not a
single person on the television, on the radio, or even
in the White House. Nobody knows whether or not these
tariffs will work in the end. Nobody does. This is
one of these things that hasn't been done in ages.
The global economy has changed. It might work fantastically, and
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it might be an unmitigated disaster. Nobody knows, including this
moron who just trusted me in the emails. We will
find out, and we're gonna find out together. And if
I have to say something completely in Trump's camp, I'll
repeat myself on this. If you are shocked, stunned that
Trump did tariffs, you should probably do some more research.
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Donald Trump is on camera for decades ago, decades ago
before he even sniffed politics, talking lovingly about tariffs and
reciprocal trade. And Donald Trump has campaigned on these issues.
Oh you have one from nineteen eighty eight, Chris, that's hilarious. Well, yeah,
it's from the eighties, and he campaigned on it this
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time all the time. He was always talking about it.
I'm actually shocked at how many people are shocked. Trump
told you he was gonna do it. He never once
said I'm a free trader. He doesn't believe in that.
Trump believes in tariffs. He believes in protectionism. That's what
he believes in. We're all going to ride this horse
together and we'll see if she bucks us. All right,
(10:22):
what Chris, that's a good saying. Anyway, let's talk about
the ancient world maps. Let's talk about speed dating. I'm
talking about not actual dating, but speed dating your potential employees.
Wouldn't that be easier rather than reaching out, exchanging emails,
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maybe a phone call, and then then you have to
line up a quick meeting and hopefully they show up
for the interview. You know Zip recruiter, they have zip
intro now, so what happens is you post your job
right and then what happens is the candidate's lineup and
you do back to back real quick video calls, just
(11:06):
a quick assessment of who the person is. Is this
person do they have potential? Is this person a good
fit for your company? Or is it someone like Chris
you can know right away and not waste your time
with interviews and follow up things like that. You get
to try that free. You realize that at ZipRecruiter dot
com slash Jesse you try that for free. You post
(11:28):
a job today. He talked to qualified candidates tomorrow ZipRecruiter
dot com, slash Jesse We'll be back.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Miss dost catch up Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Friday.
Do not forget. You can email the show love, hey,
death threats. Even you're asked doctor Jesse questions we're live here,
email those into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Of course,
if you miss any part of the show, you can
download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Let's nerd
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out on something here. Hey, Jesse, I heard you talking
about maps on Wednesday night, and I had to get
your take on the perie Rees map that's five hundred
years old and shows the coasts of Antarctica and South
America long before explorers ever went there. Do you think
mankind's history goes back further than we're told, or that
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it's wrong slash incomplete, or some combination of the two.
How would you explain this map otherwise? Thanks? He says,
I can use his name. His name is Brian. Okay,
so I'm going to set aside this specific map for
just a minute, and I want to talk about something,
something that actually bothers me A great deal. And now
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that I bring it up, it's going to bother you.
But it's always bothered me, and it always will, it
always will. We know we know a teeny tiny percentage
of the history of the world, a minuscule percentage of it.
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The number look, put pick a number. It's less than
ten percent, way less than ten percent. And get this
what we know. Most of that is inaccurate because we
don't have enough sources. We don't have enough picture video.
The sources we do have, they're incredibly biased sources. You
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know what the main resource is for something like Julius
Caesar's invasion of Gaul. Julius Caesar took a Roman army,
he invaded Gaul, massacred millions of people, and conquered Gaul.
Julius Caesar is the one who told us about it all.
He's the main source. I've read it. Actually, I've read
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a translation of it. That's how big of a nerd.
I mean, it's amazing. He's a great writer. Of course,
I'm getting the translated version into English. He's a great writer.
But we have Julius Caesar's version of it, and we
don't have the Gallic version of it because they didn't
write anything down. You know what, think about Africa? Have
you ever thought about this? It actually bothers me a lot.
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Africa is this huge continent that I've never been, But
all I see is the pictures of video. Same thing
you see looks freaking beautiful, from the waterfalls to the
Sahara to the Jungles, it just looks beautiful. And on
this massive continent there have been people's for a long time,
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but we don't know much about it. In fact, I
don't know that I'll ever do. In fact, maybe I've
done one on the bors, but I haven't been able
to do much African history because we don't know much
African history because they weren't writing anything down. The only
things we know about really old history they come from
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the few societies who a wrote something down and b
it managed to last through the ages.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Have you.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Have you ever wondered.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
What is it? The Library of Alexandria. The Library of Alexandria,
that's right. Have you ever looked that up? I forget
what the number is because it's been a few years
since I looked it up. The incredible volume of things
that were in there, of knowledge that was in there,
from the ancient world. Chris, look up the exact date
(15:44):
that burnt. If you don't mind it, just the year
is fine. But wealth of knowledge keeps, and heaps of
knowledge were in there it burnt. Only this wasn't a
time where they had legacy box. Nobody digitized any of
these things. That fire ended it. That fire, it didn't
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just burn up a bunch of documents. It robbed us
of all that knowledge. And isn't this said, I don't
know why I'm learning out on this. We'll never get
it back because there weren't copies. Like I said, there weren't.
It wasn't on the cloud it was it's just gone forever.
When Genghis Khan's Mongols, Genghis was dead by now. But
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when Genghis Khan's Mongols, when they put Bagdad to the torch,
the completely wiped out Bagdad. Supposedly it was the year
forty eight library of Alexandria. But supposedly when the Mongols
burned down Bagdad, the Muslims who were running it obviously
at the time, they supposedly had a library very similar
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with incredible works from all throughout history. Who knows what
was in there? Well, the freaking mongols, didn't give a
crap about any of that or history or anything like that.
Simply lit the place on fire, murdered everybody and moved on.
Think about what we don't know. Think about that. It's nuts.
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Now as far as see exploration goes in reference to
your map, that I don't know, because here's the truth.
Most of the expeditions they had to stay really close
to shore. The Vikings were the very very rare people
who were brave enough when they had things just right
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to get out on the open ocean for a little while,
and even then it was basically a death sentence before
they learned more about navigation and getting through the waves
and things like that. I don't even know why I
brought it up. It's just something that's always bothered me.
We have this love of history and we don't know Jack,
we don't know anything about it. It's crazy. And by
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the way, I wasn't joking about the legacy box thing.
This is why you need to digitize your pictures. That
fire that can happen to your house tonight. I know
that's a horrible thought. I hope it doesn't. But one fire,
one spark, one wire, that's wrong, and that wedding album's
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gone and you're never getting those pictures back, all those
home movies, all those VHS tapes, Camquarder tapes, one fire.
You don't have digital copies of those, do you. They're
gone forever. You don't never get to look at that
family vacation again, your daughter's wedding. Get your stuff digitized,
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and then look Legacy Box. After they digitize it, they'll
send it back to you. It's not like they keep it.
This is a company, an American company. They do this
in Tennessee. I've trusted them with all of my home
movies and pictures, myself and my father. That's how much
I love these guys. They have a huge special right
now on home movies too. It's just nine bucks a tape.
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Don't wait until there's a fire and then regret it. Please.
Legacybox dot com slash Jesse. Legacy Box dot com slash Jesse.
We'll be back catch up.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Spectacular Friday
and asked doctor Jesse Friday having a blast that I
wanted to address this Ellie Mistel media tour. He's going
on to sell his book. I played a little clip
of it earlier, but I played it and the responses
have been, well, I'll play it again real quick.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
South Africa got over apartheid.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Did they just go back to their africannor racist constitution,
be like, Oh, we just need a couple of amendments,
We just need a couple of changes here to.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Make it work. No, they threw the whole thing out
and started again.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
A bunch of people were yelling that I called him
a communist and saying he's Jesse. He's just a black
racist who hates white people. So let's have this talk
again because people miss this. Is this guy a black
racist who hates white people? Oh my gosh, yes, of course,
but you're missing it. You see, if I if I
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want to burn this building down, We're in this huge building.
I bet you there's a thousand people who work in
this building, and I want I want to get a
bunch of people together and I want to burn the
building down. Well, what I have to do, as an
evil person who wants to burn it down, I have
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to find a way to recruit enough people with an
axe to grind against the building. And everybody's acts might
be different. Maybe I bounce from office to office to
office in the building and I say, hey, you're paying
too much for rent. Aren't you're paying too much for rent?
Are you paying too much for rent? These people are
(21:08):
ripping you off? Can you believe these guys are paid?
Maybe that's my axe to grind. Maybe maybe there's an
office full of women who are cold all the time,
like all women are, and I pop in there, and
maybe I tell the women, don't you think the air
conditioning works too too well? Here? Don't you think it's
too cold here? Aren't you mad? Aren't you mad that
it's cold all the time. You've got a space heater,
(21:29):
don't you it's cold all the time, isn't it. Maybe
the pick your grievance. The point is not the specific grievance.
The point is I'm recruiting foot soldiers, and as someone
who's recruiting foot soldiers, I need foot soldiers who are
angry at who I want destroyed. And I will say
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whatever I have to to the different groups in order
to bring the foot soldier into my camp so we
can burn down the building. So when I say, oh,
look at that street animal with the climate change sign,
who's throwing paint on a tesla. You can say, Jesse,
that's not a communist. That's just one of these climate
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change guys. You don't understand. That's what the communist elites do.
Communism is the religion of the malcontent, and they don't
care about what you're malcontented against. They just need you
bitter and angry, and they will take your bitterness and
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your anger and they will use it for their own purposes.
They will aim you at what they want destroyed, and
because you are consumed with bitterness and evil, you will
do it. So America's Democrats, what are the different factions, Well,
it's all malcontents. What a shock. Oh look feminists, Jesse,
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that's not a communist, she's just a feminist. Yes, the
communist has used her hatred to men and her love
of Subarus to help destroy the people the communist hates. Oh, Jesse,
this black guy, he just hates white people. Yes, I
don't think that black guy's at home studying Marx. I
know that he hates white people. The Communists can use
(23:18):
that hatred for his own evil ends, and so he
will recruit that guy in aim them at his political
enemies and say there, kill Whitey and he goes. I
know the various street animals, from the various street groups.
I know they're not all committed communists who've done a
lot of reading on Marx. I understand that that's why
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it's the religion of the malcontent. The religion of the
malcontent sits as an umbrella over all of the various angry,
bitter groups in any country. And this is not unique
to America. In fact, race communism. A lot of people
are under the impression that this is an American thing
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since the communists infiltrated the civil rights movement and they've
used it, so they think it's an American thing. Mao
used this without end to slaughter people. We look at
China and we think, well, they're all Chinese. No, they're not.
China has the same kind of history everyone else has,
where it used to be this group and it used
to be that group, and this tribe and that tribe,
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and there's little differences between them, and it's not hard
to get them divided up. How you see those people,
Those are the dirty kind of Chinese. Those are the
ones who oppressed you. Hey, here's a billy club, go
beat one of them to death. Mao us that without end.
The Soviets used it without end. They always use things
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other than communism to sell the revolution. You see, that
makes sense, Jesse. I was just listening to your three
twenty six podcast, Good Grief, Buddy, You're behind anyway? The
guy actually says, yes, I'm behind anyway. You were on fire.
I loved it. I agree with your analysis of the
judge issue question. What are your feelings on arranged marriage?
(25:10):
Would you ever consider arranging a marriage for your sons? Yes,
and a heartbeat. I'm a big believer in it. I
know that's horrible. I know it makes me a terrible neanderthal.
Arranged marriages around the world have a lot of success,
and historically they've had a lot of success, freaking Biblical Chris,
even in the Old Testament. But why is that? Well,
(25:34):
I unlike my sons. Look, young men and young women,
we both there's nothing wrong with being young. Okay, I'm
not one of these people who talks down to young people,
but we'll make it about young men. For instance, how
is it that some young men end up marrying communists? Well,
(25:55):
women are so hot, and when you were a young man,
sometimes that's all you can see and maybe she even
laughs at your jokes, and it just becomes I remember
what it was like when I was twenty years old.
It becomes intoxicating. You can't see anything outside of it.
Me I'm forty three. I can look at her, her values,
(26:20):
her family. Does the family she come from, does her
family's values line up with my family's values, because if
they do, then she's likely going to align. Her and
my son are likely going to align on things. These
are critical things that a parent who wants what's best
for their child can dispassionately analyze. I'll tell you this.
(26:46):
I know this is going to make me sound like
a freak. My wife and I my sons are fourteen
and sixteen. They don't even have girlfriends right now. We're
already praying for their wives that they find good ones.
I'm not even making that up because we've seen so
many times with so many of our friends, guys and
gals who've ruined their lives by marrying the wrong person,
(27:09):
and they're just always miserable, and we're just it's one
of those things that you need to get right. How
many people listening is this you who've gotten a divorce
because you ended up marrying the wrong one. Don't beat
yourself up by the way. People make mistakes. Everyone does.
How'd that work out for you? Marrying the wrong one?
It's a life sucker, isn't it. It's a joy sucker.
(27:33):
Maybe you're look, maybe you're a woman right now or
a man right now. Maybe you're maybe you're avoiding going
home because it's horrible. There wouldn't that be horrible rather
than being excited to go home and be horrible? Hate
to have that? Oh yeah, big believer in arranged marriages.
Dear doorway headcocker skittle popper, which critical question? Are you
(27:56):
a hard candy biter or a hard candy sucker? My
guess is you don't have the patience or time to
suck through a jawbreaker and with all your accredited community
college hours, But what about your mode of enjoyment for
breakable hard candies?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
M h.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I'm not sure that I have ever sucked a piece
of hard candy down to the very end of it.
I am very much a biter. I will get the
hard candy down to even a little bit, oh, even
if it's like a jolly rancher, which are delicious? Chris,
did they still make those jollymanchers. You never see him anymore.
If it's like a jolly rancher, I'll just basically get
(28:39):
the edges off of it, and I'll immediately start probing
to see if I can bite through it. Yet, why
are you shaking your head? Chris? Are you a sucker?
It's not that it's well, yes, they are too sticky,
but that wasn't the point. Why do you have to
bring up something that wasn't the point at all, Chris?
I know jolly ranchers are too sticky. Are you a
candy sucker or a biter? Chris? Chris half and half.
(29:00):
I'm a bier, but I'm also not huge on I'm
also not huge on sweets. As a matter of fact,
I realized I was eating skittles on the radio with
BK the other day, and I do like some skittles
that I'm not huge on dessert. I'd much rather have
fat like cheese and bread and stuff like. That's my
jam anyway. That's why I need to get vitamins and
(29:21):
minerals from some other way, just like your dog does.
I get this email, Hey, Jesse, I got a golden
doodle recently, and I'm totally in love with this spirited dog.
They are the best. I named my puppy Jesse, and
he responds to it eagerly. I bet he has huge pause.
I've been adding rough Greens to his puppy food and
he responds by giving me lots of licks. I also
(29:42):
made him a Jesse Kelly Berger and he gobbled it
up with delight. I do have a question, my puppy
sulks if he's alone. Any advice A wr Jesse Kelly fan,
how about that? Yeah, you're never gonna get that out
of them. Fred is not happy unless everybody is not
only home, but surround him and pouring love on him
at all times. But yeah, I'm glad you're giving him
(30:06):
Rough Greens. Man. Give your puppy, your old dog and
everything in between. Sprinkle Roughgreens on their food so you
can have that dog as long as possible. Roughgreens will
keep your dog alive and keep your dog healthy. Free
jumpstart trio bags at eight three three three three my Dog,
(30:28):
or go to Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show. It's still real
to me, Dammit.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
The terns bags it is the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Wonderful Friday and ask doctor Jesse Friday, and uh,
we'll touch on a little bit of news here before
we get back to some doze stuff that may be
hard to hear. Here's Antonio Gracias.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Once you're in the country and you've got asylum, do
one of these pathways, and we've mapped the whole thing out.
You can apply for a work document. You file a
seven sixty five, it's the work form. You get this
form called the seven sixty six that's the authorization, and
then Social Security Administration automatically send you in the mail
(31:17):
your soci streetent number, No interview, no idea. Look, if
I hadn't seen this myself, I'm not trying to believe it.
I went through it myself and mapped it. And Elon
is right. This is true that defaults in the system
from Social Security to all of the benefit programs that
have been set to max inclusion, max pay for these
people and minimum collection. That's what's happening. We found one
point three million of them already on Medicaid as an example.
(31:40):
We've gone through on every benefit program we went through,
we found groups from this particular group of people. This
five point five million people in those benefit programs.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Which brings me to this question in regard to the
Doze exposures of billions in graft and wealth transfer to
NGOs in the political elae. Has the money flow actually
stopped or is it just being exposed. Some are concerned
with the absence of arrests and or indictments, that this
(32:10):
is so big that for the good of the republic,
we should just let this go and start anew because
a long protracted era of prosecutions would only further widen
the political divide and hasten the end of our country. Okay,
so first I talked earlier that about the Doge stuff,
(32:34):
that it's not that we're saving all this money. We're
saving some. I don't want to be dismissive of that.
We're saving some. We're not going to get real spending
cuts unless Congress does it, but we're saving some. But
there is there is tremendous value in showing the American people,
(32:56):
well what I just played for you right there. Did
you hear the gasps in the crowd? Let me to
play it again. Listen to this. Now, these are informed
political people. That's why you'd sit in for a presentation
like this. Listen to how they respond.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Once you're in the country and you've got asylum, do
one of these pathways, and we've mapped the whole thing out.
You can apply for a work document. You file a
seven sixty five, it's the work form. You get this
form called the seven sixty six that's the authorization, and
then Social Security Administration automatically send you in the mail
(33:28):
your soci street number, no interview, no ID. Look, if
I hadn't seen this myself, I'm not trying to believe it.
I went through it myself and mapped it, and Elan
is right.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
This is true.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
The defaults in the system, from Social Security to all
of the benefit programs have been set to max inclusion,
max pay for these people, and minimum collection. That's what's happening.
We found one point three million of them already on
Medicaid as an example. We've gone through on every benefit.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
You hear the crowd we fund one point three million
illegals on Medicaid. WHOA what the American people, even informed
people don't know. They don't know that their government is
a criminal organization. They don't know. But that brings me
to your question. Some are concerned that with the absence
(34:17):
of arrests or indictments, that this is so big that
for the good of the republic, we should just let
this go and start anew. Well, the problem is all
the criminals are still in place, you see. That's the problem.
I call it a criminal organization. And it's really, really,
(34:38):
really important that you think of it as if it's
a criminal organization, because it is so. I know, you've
watched enough mob movies or documentaries or read enough books.
You've seen the detectives flow chart where he has the
boss and all the copos flowing underneath, and you have
this organizational structure of the American mafia with this bat
(35:00):
guy and that bad guy who answers to that bad
guy and that bad guy. And you've seen this organizational structure.
That is what the United States government is. An organized
criminal enterprise, a criminal enterprise that has been designed by
evil people over the years to steal your money. That's
what it's there for. The entire organization is there to
(35:24):
enrich themselves and ensure the future enrichment of themselves, setting
up scams and schemes, just like the American mafia, figuring
out a way how they can dip their sticky, grubby
fingers in the treasury and pocket what you have earned.
That is the job of the United States Government in
(35:44):
the year twenty twenty five. It is an evil criminal organization.
Organizations within it, like the FBI, They are the enforcers,
They are the leg breakers. They are there to ensure
that anyone who gets a little too close to it
gets silenced thrown in prison. The United States Government is
a criminal organization. The only way to break up a
(36:07):
criminal organized organization is long focused effort, with arrest after
arrest after arrest after arrest after arrest, until it is
so broken up, so powerless, that others don't feel like
joining anymore. That is what we must have. We can't
(36:28):
do this thing where we just decide, hey, let's let
it go. It's too far gone. That's insane because all
the same people are still there. It'd be like looking
at the Gambido family and say, well, hey, look, if
we arrest Godi, then we're gonna have to arrest Samy
the Bull, and then we're gonna have to arrest this guy,
and then we're gonna it's just too much. Hey, let's
(36:49):
just let's move on and act like that other stuff
didn't happen, and let's hope he does better in the future.
We can't do that. What's happening right now, it's the
United States government has become a force for evil. You
realize that when they're look, we make jokes about it,
but when they're sending our money overseas for tranny surgeries
(37:11):
for kids, that makes our country evil. Evil America has
done evil in the world with our money. Now you
didn't do it, I didn't do it, but our evil
government has done it, and evil must be accounted for.
Period kind of story. All right, you know what I'm
(37:32):
gonna do this weekend. I already told you it's pork
butt time in the Kelly household. And know that doesn't
mean we're watching the view and means I'm smoking some
and I'm going to use my IQ Sense. In fact,
I got the double. They have singles, doubles, or triples.
It's a wireless cooking thermometer that you leave in your meat.
(37:54):
And this is the upgraded version they always had that
where they've had these for a while. This new probe
can handle up to one thousand degrees, longer battery life,
better range, on the hub. It hooks up to the
app on your phone. When you drop your meat in
the oven, the smoke, or the grill, you don't ever
look at it again. You look at your phone, or
(38:17):
if you don't feel like doing that, you set the
desired temperature on your phone and your phone will tell
you when the meat's done. How about that? Go to
chefq dot com that saves you fifteen percent at checkout
with the code Jesse. Get an iq sense chefiq dot
(38:38):
com code Jesse. We still have an hour hang on
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