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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Arc pleaser show.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Man.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I'm so happy to welcome it back. Writer comedian editor
in chief for that show tonight dot Com Michael loftis
joining me and brother, how are you? How you doing, man?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm doing. I'm doing magnificently. Do you want to know why?
Why Shamrock Shakes? Baby had a big, fat fatty last night?
And I'm feeling my leprechauns. They're green, right, yeah, yes,
and they're green on purpose.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I love spring is in the air.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I'm just all all happy and I'm giggling because I
think somebody has got I was listening to the traffic
report and thinking about somebody got rear ended on Cherry
Bottom Road. So I guess I'll have to change the
name of that road.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Hey, so you bring up the you bring up the
Shamrock Shake, And oddly enough, you know, I'm in Las
Vegas and I'm the studios. The iHeart Studios are on
Fremont Street. We're on the east end of Fremont Street,
right across right smack dab across from the Heart Attack
Grill and where I'm set up to get ready for
the show and all of that. Outside of the studio
(01:23):
just on the other side of the window is the
heart Attack Grill. It's literally right there. You have to go.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You have to know it's well, it's like a national landmark.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
So have you been there before?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
And I have regretted it every day. It's one of
those things.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Where because I play Vegas, I'll be back in Vegas
and I'm bummed I'm missing you. I'll be at the
MGM the last week of May. That last week of
May that kind of bleeds into June. I love Vegas
and I'm gonna hit up the heart Attack Grill.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That already got some good stuff over there.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
But you just have to make sure they do their
friesh in beef tallo because those seed oils are no good.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well along those lines, It's funny you bring that up,
because that's perfect. I'm looking it up online. I go.
Let me see what the double bypass burger. Yeah, I
don't know. It tips the scale, it's clocking in. I
don't know. Something stupid three thousand calories with the onion rings.
Are you using sunflower oil on that? But my point
(02:25):
is to kind of to your point. There's pictures. It
was like click here for more photos. So I click.
I'm just looking at some of this food and I
literally gained like six pounds just looking at the food.
But the thing in the one photo, Michael, there was
a diet coke in the photo with the I was
just like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Okay, okay, in defense, I'm a big I can't do
regular coke anymore. I've been so indoctrinated into the world
of diet coke, Like regular coke should have a picture
of like Missus Butterworth on the can.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It's literal.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
It tastes like pancake syrup.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'll sit there, I'll go and eat like half of
a pizza by myself, but I gotta wash it down
with a diet coke. I am that person. Well, they
do the rails.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
They do have the real sugar coke that you know,
the high fruit toose, I think is the thing you're
talking about. And it is syrupy, there's no question it
gets It's really thick and you feel like you have
a layer of it on your tongue after you take
a swig of it. But the real coke, it hit
it lands differently. Just FYI, I don't know if you've
tried it, you probably have, but it really does hit differently.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It's not the same finish. You have to think about
this stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You've opened up a Pandoras box of sodas here. I
have such strong opinions on this stuff. Like a regular coke.
When when I was living in la they'd have a
season where they would sell the regular sugar regular coke,
and I'd have like one of those at night. But
like as a dessert, it has to be ice cold.
(03:59):
I want to drink out of a bottle, no straw,
and dude, it just attacks your throat. It just bam,
there's that bite to it, and there's so many bubbles.
Like legit, I want to have original coke. I want
him to go back to the eighteen hundreds recipe where
you stay up for seven days and you wake up
with a Russian hooker who looks like Arnor Biden, and
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you're like, why did I buy all this artwork.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Which, by the way, he can't sell ironically.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Suddenly he's poor. Suddenly he's poor.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, Hey, so what do you got? What do you
got coming up in that you mentioned you're going to
be in Vegas the end of May into the first
part of June. I May sneak back out here actually
and hang out with you more on that though, I
definitely would, and I if I do any shows while
I'm out here, then I'll have to pull you in here.
If there's a chance for you to come and hang
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at the iHeart studios here in Las Vegas. I don't
get that. I don't think you'll be able to do.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Any live shows because I see here you let your
ass list chaps in the studio, So I don't know
how you're gonna do any shams when you're in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So anyway, what hell? But I know I always get
busted on that.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Here's what's going on, and then everybody needs to come out.
It's gonna be an absolute blast at the Funny Bone
here in Columbus, in the heart of it all, Central Ohio,
the twentieth March twentieth, I'm doing a show with a
buddy of mine. There's gonna be jokes, there's gonna be music.
I'm gonna have my guitar with me on the on stage. Yes, yes,
(05:36):
I want to do a huge Q and a section.
It's just gonna be absolute fun, absolute fun.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
And then I head up to Michigan.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I'm doing a show up there with my buddy Dave
Landau on the twenty second, and then the end of
the month, if we have any listeners in Spokane, I'll
be in I'll be in Spokane, Washington for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Man, there is so it's so different right now moving
around America with Trump in office, isn't it. I mean
it's really good. I for instance, you know, out here,
I'm sitting at one of the restaurants and the guys
wearing to Make America Great Again hat, and I thought
to myself, Wow, people are finally going, all right, I'm
good to show my true color. Everybody else is showing
(06:17):
their true colors. You know, guys who want to be
women and women who want to be guys. Why can't
there people who are voted for Trump they can show
their true colors.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Ab so as it should be, as it should be.
It's great. It's just a wonderful. It's literally like when
when Trump was running, He's like, it'll be a new
golden age for America, the new Golden Age. I'm like, Okay,
that's some fun campaign rhetoric. But now, dude, I'm like,
it could be a new beautiful golden age from it.
(06:46):
We are definitely we could be. They're they're really talking
about getting rid of the I R S. They're talking
about getting rid of the of the federal taxes, which
would just be awesome.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I was just looking at this. It's funny you bring
that up, because if you earn less than one hundred
and fifty thousand a year, they are President Trump is
looking at getting rid of, like you just said, the taxes,
and you know, of course, leave it to anybody who
wants to try to you know, poo poo this they're saying, Well,
it would consequently massively reduce tax revenue generated for the
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federal government and threaten a huge increase in national debt.
My thought, my first thought is why do you think
dose is going through cutting slashing everything, Because as far
as the federal government operating, if you took it to
one fifth of what it's taking to run it right now,
or even more, if you take it down lower than that,
(07:42):
and you're bringing in less taxes via this, giving a
break to anybody who's making one fifty or less, it
doesn't take as much to run the government. It seems
like it's a great idea to me.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It's a wonderful idea, and dude on my podcast, I've
been talking about this for the past couple weeks, among
many other things. I'm sure everybody's subscribed to the Loftist
Party podcast. But we cannot trust the federal government with
our money, so we have to give them a smaller
pot to spend. It's like if you give your wife
(08:13):
the American Express, you know, with a fifty thousand dollars limit,
and every time she comes home she's like, somehow I
spend one hundred thousand.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Dollars, but it's all stuff we needed.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
The next time she goes out, you give her the
same credit card.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I spent seven hundred thousand, but we needed it.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
After a while, you're gonna be like, you know what,
here's here's the Capital one visa with five hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
And so that's what we have to do.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
We just have to give give Congress because they they
haven't done their job, they haven't balanced the budget. They
seem incapable of lowering spending on their own, So doge
it all and give them just literally less money to
spend it.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Here's another one.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's like in the news right before we were getting
fired up they're going to increase the finds. They're gonna
increase the speeding fines for people in Ohio. And you
know why they do that garbage, that hot garbage. They
know if you have a car, you have money. They
never increase the fines for graffiti. They never increase the
(09:16):
fines for like littering or loitering or destroying property. They
go after the people who are working their butts off
and have a job. I've had enough of it, dude,
I've had enough.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I understand. Also, you know what else is fun is MSNBC.
There's a host on MSNBC claiming that they're taking a
week off and they cited exhaustion caused by President Trump's administration.
This guy, I mean, think about it for a second.
This is a guy that they tried to say leading
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up to the election. They tried to say that this
guy is on his death door basically or whatever. They
tried to compare him to Biden and say that, you know,
he's old and there's no way. And then he gets
into office and he's running circles around these people, and
I like to compare this to like whack a mole.
Every time he's like, I'm over here going I think
(10:10):
I'm gonna do this, and they go to swing at
him and he's like whoop, and he goes to another
area and he goes, I think I'm actually gonna do this.
I'm on executive order this, and then I'm gonna executive
And they're sitting there playing whack a mole and they're
so exhausted. He is running circles. This is the funnest
thing ever. It's funnest the word it's not. But you're
talking about Lawrence o'donald. Lawrence o'donald.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I'm taking a break from my MSNBC show.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I've reached the point of exhaustion.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I've tried wearing several of joy Reads wigs.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
But to no avail. As I defend the Constitution.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, what an absolute blossom of a human being.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
That guy.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Seriously, when when the mere fact that Donald Trump exists,
send you.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
On a vacation.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Might want to get you, might want to get checked
for low T.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I think you got low T, Lawrence. It's so fun
watching them scramble and every day it's all of the
executive it is. It's really really fun. I want more. Then, Also,
you know, I don't know what's going to happen at midnight?
But you know that we you know, the government could
shut down, partial shutdown. This is so if you try
(11:24):
to drill down on this. And I had Congressman Balerson
on with me yesterday and a GOP strategist to Bob Clegg.
They were both on the me yesterday, Michael, and you know,
we're talking about this and I told him, I was like,
this is clear as mud to me, and they were,
you know, it's Schumer shutdown. I mean, that is what
this has been nicknamed. And then you see AOC she's
all pissed off that it looks like it it might
(11:47):
not actually happen. Now there's something you know, at the
last minute, at the eleventh hour as they call it
or whatever. So I don't know if there's gonna end
up being a shutdown, but they're trying like hell to
make it happen. The Dems are, I think.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
It's all it's this is this continuing resolution, the hole shutdown.
It's much ado about nothing. Like I'm with Thomas Massey
on this, like you've got Doge going going crazy and like, oh,
look at all the money we spent on this NGO,
look at the trillions of dollars in fraudulent Medicare and
Medicaid payments. Look at the trillions, like we're talking about
(12:19):
trillions and trillions of dollars that have just been thrown
out the window. And then they're like, they can't reduce
spending on this continuing resolution. They're spending just as much money.
It's insane. So I yeah, I bring on the government shutdown.
I totally want shut it all down. You got Elon
(12:41):
Musk in there. It's like it's like when your computer
doesn't work and then you call the company and they're like,
have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
That's what I want for America.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Just put put Trump behind the resolute desk, have Elon
Musk sitting.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
There, shut down the whole government.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
And when cabinet members come in running and screaming, you
get Pete Hegseth like, dude, dude, we gotta have an army.
We got okay, all right, fire that back up.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
How much do you need? Trump just writes him a check.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
There you go, Pete, off you go, and as the
people come running and screaming in, you judge if that
program is worthy or not just turn it back on
as we need it. It's lunacy. And here's what they'll do.
Here's what they'll do. They'll start talking if they shut
it down. This is like par for the course. They
always go the national parks. They can't empty the trash cans.
(13:33):
Last night, a baby raccoon was choking on a piece
of laughy taffy.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
And they couldn't.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
They couldn't do the Heimlich maneuver.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I don't know if you made it. I tried to
put my.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Mouth on the raccoons, but the mob got real mad.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
This has evan brilliant, dude, I'm not kidding. Like you
just shut it all down and they wait for people
to come run it into the oval office mister president,
and he's like looks at him and goes, all right, yeah,
I think we're good. How much do you need? All right,
how much for the navy.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I'll do it for thirty There you go, just he
negotiate some town.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
That's so great, man, that's so perfect. I'm serious. I've
never heard that before, but that is so brilliant. That's perfect.
Thank you so much. Is my breakfast. I love it.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
News, traffic, weather, sportes, and the Mark Fleaser Show on
sixteen w TVN.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You got some fun audio. We're going to get to
here in just a second, but until then, let's bring
in meteorologist Jennifer Herbert and these warm temperatures going to
continue again tomorrow, but an alert day on tap force tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Jennifer, we do have an alert day. We have some.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Good news though.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
The Storm Prediction Center has actually downgraded our area from
a Level two to a level one, so that's the
good news. We're still looking at the chance for thunderstorms
throughout the day. It's going to be windy. We're talking
wind gus up to forty miles per hour, particularly in
the morning. I think our biggest window of concern right
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now is between about ten AM and four PM. That's
when we're looking at a line coming out of Indiana
moving through the area and that's going to be, yeah,
our highest concern between those hours. Me and Sarah will
be here tomorrow all day, one of us. We'll be
watching this as this storm passes, so keeping everyone updated
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and safe.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Right, So, what do we got for hies tomorrow and
then the rest of the weekend, getting us into the
work week?
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Okay, Yeah, Hi, tomorrow seventy four, so that's nice. Actually,
I should add, we are tied at the record for
high today. We've hit seventy eight so far, so yeah,
a little cooler. That system that comes through does bring
some cooler air in with it. Sixty two to the
high tomorrow fifty four for Monday, which is Saint Patrick's Day.
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That's still above average, I want to add, and then
we'll see temperatures back in the seventies by Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Very good, Jennifer, Thank you. It is like you mentioned
seventy eight right now. Thanks for listening the Mark Blazer Show.
I got writer comedian editor at she for that show
tonight dot com Michael Loftus joining me. Now he is
at the at the studios like a couple thousand miles away,
but by the magic of technology.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Think we're in the same room.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
It's crazy, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
It's Grooveball Antics, I tech Wizardry. Hey, Harry Potter, watch
wave that magic Wald makes some good radio. That's Harry
Carey almost, that's that's Harry carry Harry Potter. I came
to Hogwarts to learn how expelling must have some budwiserus.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
There's a flyball cetter Field too out.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Frosty, but a frosty Budwiser here at Hogwarts Clubs Alisle.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I'm a Harry Potter. Carry Potter.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
So good. You know, it'd be funny if you just
did that in public. People don't know you. You just
walk up and just start talking like that.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Harry Carry anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
So I'll just be the weird guy who talks like this. Hey,
check out the kid in the sombrero. What's your name?
How'd you get inside the woes?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Harry Carry?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I had the pleasure to meet Harry Carey many many
years ago. Yes, I was in Chicago. I was doing
stand up. He opened up a he had a club,
like a little restaurant bar downtown. Went there with some
other comics. We were hammered. Harry Carey comes in there
with this giant floor length coat, just like a pimp
(18:02):
with a hot chick on each arm. I'm like, dude,
you win at life. You win at life. You're half
drunk all the time, you watch baseball, and you got
a couple of ex playboy playmates on your arm.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Congratulations, I love it. Oh man, that's good. I love it.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Is you a good time? He didn't live at Cherry
Bottom Road.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
No, no, no, did you happen to see this?
Speaker 6 (18:28):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
This in mister McBride comment, I know this is like
kind of a big, kind of a thing that's happening
right now. It's awesome. It's this, you know, you know,
the Rep. Sarah McBride of Delaware is a man who
is trans yea and is clearly a sitting member of Congress.
And so during a congressional hearing that happened earlier this week,
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Keith self, who is also a sitting member of Congress
out of Texas, said he's not a he's not obliged
to engage in McBride's fantasy. Call him mister McBride, and uh,
there's a I mean, he's just getting berated for saying this.
And when I watched this video earlier, Michael and I
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watched it twice and by the by the end of
the my blood pressure had just doubled. By the second
time watching it, I was like, how dare this guy
start talking to one of his members this way? And
basically give me I don't understand the direction of these
people and society right now. And they they're ready to
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die on this hill. This thing where you have to
participate in what's going on with me and how I want.
I mean it is uh, it's head scratcher. But listen
to this audio.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
Check this out and now recognize the representative from Delaware,
mister McBride.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Thank you, madam, chair Ranking Member Keating also wonderful Chairman.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Could you repeat your instruction again?
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Please?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
We have set the standard on the floor of the
House and I'm simply.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
What is that standard? Mister chairman?
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Would you repeat what you just said you introduced a
duly elected representative from the United States of America.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Please, I will the representative from Delaware, mister McBride.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Mister chairman, you are out of order. Mister chairman, have
you no decency? I mean I have come to know
you a little bit, but this is not decent.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
We will continue this. You will not continue it.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
With me unless you introduce a duly elected representative.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
The right way.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
This hearing is adjourned.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Ah, have you no decency?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I want her to see like and what was the
hearing even on? You know, a kind of hot garbage
that just drives me crazy? You don't you said it, wonderfully, bro.
I don't have to participate in your fantasy.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
There's no compel speech.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Everybody loves to talk.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
About, Oh, freedom of speech, freedom of speech. Well this
guy's using it. Yes, mister, mister McBride.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Tranny, tranny, tranny.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I don't really care. Ah, was that Nancy Mace. That's
Marjorie I think Marjorie Taylor Green.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
It sounds like Nancy Mace, tranny, tranny, tranny. I don't
really care.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
It is it is representative Mace. You're right, you're right,
you're right, man. That's good dude. I was thinking it
was Marjorie Taylor Green, but you're right.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Well, I think Marjorie Taylor Green has a little bit
more of a Southern accent.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
But yeah, it's uh, this whole thing, this whole.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Thing is uh. It really does boil down to compelled speech.
And that was a oh, who's that guy from Canada,
the philosopher gentleman who now Jordan Peterson.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
That was his whole issue with Canada.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Ah, I won't participate in your compelled speech. So it's
it's what a what a giant waste of time. That's
the other thing that really drives me crazy about It's
such a waste of time. How many trans people are there.
If you're a grown up and you want to live
your life as the opposite sex, go for it.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Be happy.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I'mug you stop bringing it up to little kids, and
don't expect me to play along again. You and you
have to really fool me. I'm tired of these big,
fat dudes claiming their women. They have beards and a
moomo and a set of knockers like I don't know
what to call you.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
When a little kid like you, Yeah, dude, I did.
When the kids are are, you know, it doesn't compute
for them. It's not landing there staring at you and
they're going, no, that's it. That's a man, you know,
like they don't when they're when they're confused by what's
(22:58):
going on. That should tell you all you need to know.
Kids have no predisposed motive with regard to what they
think is happening with us when we're going I'm not
participating in your fantasy. It really is as simple as
little kids look at you and go that, but that's
a guy, and you got the little brain processing it
(23:18):
that way again. Once again, they are not predisposed of
trying to have any other motive other than they're just going, no,
that's not a woman. You should say what you need
to hear.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, it's great when the little kids are honest like that,
they'll just go, wow, she's.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Fat, right, Wow, that guy stinks.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
It's great.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
It's wonderful that kind of that kind of honesty, and
we could use more of today.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I will tell you this too, my mom. I'll never
forget this. My mom is in one of the grocery
stores with my oldest nephew who's now in his thirties.
But he was you know, three or four or whatever,
and they're going through there and I'm not gonna tell
you know who was there or what was there, but
all he said to my mom out loud was he goes, what.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
The heck is that?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
He said that. Just my mom's like grabbing a cart,
like wheeling him out, like we gotta go, like, you know,
trying to get out of people staring at him. I
was like, dial Lapa, but you're right, they one hundred percent.
Well just they don't have a filter. They just boom,
it comes up.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Great, It's wonderful and it needs to be celebrated even
in the halls of Congress. Mister McBride, so good, so good.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I just watched him. You know, he's like, you know,
talking to him, where is it the quote I actually
had it. He's like, you will uh dag on it.
You will not continue the hearing with me unless you
introduce a duly elected representative the right way. This hearing
is a jerk. I love it. This hearing is adjourned.
It's good stuff.
Speaker 8 (24:50):
Mark Bleazer Show, Thanks so listening.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Happy Friday. Mark Blazer and my buddy Michael loftus in
studio writer, comedian, editor in chief court that show Tonight
dot Com. During the break, Michael, I'm looking on ex
Twitter or whatever, and Stephen King he tweeted out hey
magas having any buyer's remorse yet, And I just want
(25:20):
to say, shut up, shut up. Shouldn't you be writing
another book about I don't know, pet cemetery or something.
It's like, I just I get so, I'm so tired
of that. Like what do they think people are going
to go on there and go, yeah, you were completely right.
I mean, it's just gonna be an echo chamber clearly
for people who are misinformation and all of that about
what's going on with this current administration. I you know,
(25:43):
these same people will not later on once they've been
proven wrong about all the things they're pontificating on over
long and long, and just keep going Later when they're wrong,
they're not going to come back and go, you know
what was wrong about all that? They're just gonna try
something else with misinformation. It's it is numbing. I don't
know what's worse the four years with Biden and constantly
(26:04):
fighting that. Well, no, wait, that was worse. That was
definitely worse than wow happening now. But it's a constant
barrage of bs. I almost actually said the word, it's
a constant barrage of all of that right now that
we're living in. Man, it's wonderful.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
And so to save your sanity, you guys, you just
got to put on blinders to it. This is another
I love having this conversation right now. There's so many
people on the left who are still living in twenty fifteen.
They're still living in that America where Facebook and Google
(26:41):
and Legacy media and the nightly news set the narrative.
They're literally these people on the left that are popping
up like like zombies. It's wild to watch them live
in their different reality because their little narrative isn't going
to work. They're a little narrative of like, oh, everyone
has buyer's remorse. Everyone, Yes, everyone's bummed that gas is cheaper.
(27:06):
Everyone is so bummed that jobs are coming back. Everyone
is so bummed that egg prices came down again today,
Like it's getting better, and it's getting better rather quickly.
So the narrative isn't gonna work. The other one that
they're really trying is to demonize Elon Musk. And it's
wild to watch those crazy people pop off, you know,
when they get so they get their panties in a
(27:28):
wad over Elon Musk. Oh, sorry, he just saved us
trillions of dollars.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I can't demonize the guy. So it's a new day
and we just have to keep moving forward with joy
in our hearts and a song in our hearts.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
And a spring in our step.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
And then when you listen to Trump talking about I
love how he said. This is a paraphrasing. I don't
have the exact quote right in front of me, but
he said about Elon, he's like this guy, he doesn't
need this. He's a you know, billionaire and you know,
he stepped into this arena. He doesn't need this what's
going on right now? Dude? It is clear. It's clear
that Elon is on board, and he is I don't
(28:11):
want to say, oh, he's definitely a conservative and all
of that. He is a constitutionalist, That's what he is.
He likes free speech, he likes all the things in
the Constitution, and that is why I believe he's doing this.
But man, never been a truer statement. This guy's a billionaire,
could be living the cushy life. Probably is. I hear
he bounces around the friend's couches and stuff. It's kind
(28:32):
of bizarre, but I kind of almost goes in lockstep
with the you know who he is and what he
feels like he would be about if you met him
and knew him as a person. But to watch this
all play out, it's like, man, he really didn't need
any of this BS that he's dealing with.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
And when you think about the administration and just to
plug another I do a live stream every Wednesday. It's
on YouTube and x and the Loftess Party Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
We were talking about.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
This a couple of weeks ago because sometimes it really
hits me like Trump is taking a giant haircut, meaning
a pay cut, Like, look at what just financially, forget
his reputation and his safety and the assassination attempts on
all that other stuff, just look at it, just just financially.
The fact that he is still fighting the good fight
(29:19):
is just I just I can't tip cut my cap
enough to this guy. So Trump's a hero just for
staying in the race. Pete hegseeth, Pete Hegseth, who I
know and admire. That guy's taken a huge pay cut
to take his job for as Secretary of Defense. Elon
Musk has taken a big pay cut. Dan Bongino's taken
(29:42):
a big, big pay cut. We are seriously, it is
the most noble endeavor. These people aren't doing it for
the money. They're not doing it to get famous, They're
already famous. They're doing it because they saw something that
was very, very wrong. And I think with Elon Musk, dude,
and this goes to his rockets and wanting to go
(30:04):
to Mars and protecting freedom of speech, I honestly think
he's trying to protect and preserve humanity. And if humanity
is gonna keep going and if we're gonna keep everything
writing in a way that we want, we need, we
need America to succeed because we are the best system
that's ever been devised. And so God bless them all
(30:27):
for for and Luke, dude, they're firebombing Tesla dealerships.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
This is no walk in the park.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I really I hope that the Secret Service is full
of great people. I hope that elon every I want
everybody to be safe and be protected, because, uh, you
got these freaking wacked doodles out there wearing sun dresses
and nipple rings, you know, talking about how they want
violence to.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Go on and no, sir, no sir, that none of that.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
And how about they they end up storming Trump's place
there in New York and they were I mean, there
was footage of that. I think it was yesterday or
the day before. It's all running together at this point.
But watching them even get in there, I'm like, how
did security let them in? I would think Trump's gonna
be like, heads are gonna roll here, you know, out
of these idiots get inside and all the sudden, unless
(31:16):
they went in kind of you know, just peacefully, you
know a little bit, you know, little teeny groups of them.
Then all of a sudden, you know, they it's like
an episode of Scooby Doo. They all rip off their
masks and they're old. It's a bunch of old man
Withers in there.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Well, they're they're so upset about this green card holder
that's going to be deported. I actually wrote an article
at the loftestparty dot com about this very thing. There's
a clip on there of Marco Rubio and I've been
so impressed with Marco.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
That guy.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
They're gonna deport that. That kid who's here as our visitor,
he's got a visa, he's not a citizen. If you're
not a citizen and you want to do some pro
Hamas death to Israel stuff and chant it and interrupt
everybody else's day at Columbia and takeover buildings, boom, there's
the door. Don't let it hit you where the Good
(32:08):
Lord split you. You are not an American citizen. Say
bye bye. And to all these trespassers that invaded Trump Tower,
I want them prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
I want Pam Bondi and Cash Patel to go after these.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
People as hard or harder than they win.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
After the January sixth, people, these freaking lunatics think they
can take over buildings and protest and destroy people's property,
and they're just gonna not go. Oh, there's a slap
on the wrist and I have a great day. Like
back in you know, with the BLM protests. No, people
need to go to jail. All the jails are going
(32:48):
to be packed. You don't want me in charge right now.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
These people need to If they want to protest, fine
do it outside you're peacefully and don't destroy property because
that's called lawlessness in the United States. And right now
you got a guy who's law and order sitting in
the Oval office and we don't really want to test this.
Plus it's his property, you know.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah, we need tons of it. We need tons of
law and order. That's what I want. I want an
avalanche of law and order. I think it's coming, man,
I think it's coming.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yeah. So switching gears. This uh, this high school runner
who she was in a relay race. It was in
Virginia High School and you know, this video went viral
and there's been a lot of coverage on the news
about it. This girl running she's claiming she almost lost
her balance, so her arms started flailing in an attempt
to keep her from tripping all the way and falling
(33:43):
onto the ground. It is so obvious watching this video
that she clubbed this girl in the back of the
head with a baton because the girl was beating her right.
So this to me almost kind of encapsulates this this
younger group of people, Michael, It's like, do you they
feel like it's okay to do something like that, then
(34:04):
they get busted. Then they're on front Street and they're going,
I didn't mean to do that, and it's like, there's
video of you. It's very obvious. You could put anybody
that would just walk in and go all right, they
know nothing about this whole story. And I don't know
how that would be any person in the United States
right now because it's too widespread of a story, but
they would look at this and go, yeah, it looked
(34:25):
like she tried to hit her with that. I mean,
it was so this girl. I don't know if you saw,
if you saw this video or even heard the audio
from this girl.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
It's the most Do you have the audio Tea, Yeah, yeah,
where she's crying.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Oh, let's play that.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, yeah, she they have to hear her. Yeah, she's
crying and talking about how, you know, I didn't mean
to do that and all that, and and by the way,
I want to I want to point this out too.
She has filings in this too. She talked about how
she's got filings, and I'm like, fillins, we're talking about
the dentist or did you mean it's like speak English.
(34:59):
Stop saying when you mean feelings, then say feelings. It's
an English word. It's not feelings, you know anyway, that's
part of this. But listen to this. This is her
crying and trying to explain her way out of this.
Speaker 9 (35:12):
I know my intentions and I would never it's somebody
on purpose. They're going off of one angle. After a
couple of times hitting her mama, time got stuck behind
her back like this and it rolled up her vet.
I lost my balance and when I pumped my arms again,
she got hit here assuming my character calling me ghetto
racist slurs that threats all of this just because of
(35:34):
a nine second video. Everybody has feelings, So you're physically hurt,
but you're not thinking of my mental.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Right, Yo, you're mental alright, you're thinking of funny.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
At the beginning of the clip, you can hear her
fire her smoke detector chirp. It's a low battery chirp,
which is the most ghetto thing on the planet. And
then she's like, you're all out here calling me ghetto,
did you not? You gotta change the batteries and your
some detector ghetto. And I watched this from multiple angles
(36:07):
and she clubbed that girl over the head.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
There's like, there's there's no arguing about it. This is
the most like bizarre.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
It's like a if if money Python and George Orwell
had a baby and they gave it to in living color,
That's what we're witnessing. She clubs another runner over the
back of the head with the baton and then goes
on and has like a little press conference.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Yeah, you're calling me ghetto chirp.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
See what this goes to?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
The Marco Rubio thing. I'm telling you, people are not
held No one's responsible for their actions, and when you
have them on multiple angles of video, hey there's you
clubbing her over the back of the head. She's still
saying that she's innocent and people are rallying to her defense.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
There are no content I get know you're giving it. Oh,
there's given.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
It's it's the thing where like people look at like
Japan and it's a high trust society because if you
are caught like vandalizing something or we're breaking the law,
you are looking at a stiff, stiff penalty. That's where
all this stuff comes from. If the parents aren't going
to hold the kids responsible, society has to and and
(37:27):
like it's it's I tell everybody, like gird your loins,
harden your heart. But we have to we have to
like really increase the penalties for these low level crimes,
like we really do. Like if you're caught doing graffiti,
guess what you're looking at like three to four years
in jail.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Like don't do it.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah, put a stop to it quickly. Man, Hey, let's
start a let's start to go fund me so she
can get some nine volt batteries. Man, she's got to
get rid of that chirp.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Once what you'll hear it all the time.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
That's what I say we do for her, man. I
like how also she's like if you saw seven second
video from one angle and you're already trying, it's like
one angle, that's all we need I mean, what every angle,
it looks the same. You clubbed her over the head.
It's pretty simple.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Try to get away with it now.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
And then I your crit can't be static like that.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
You need to have you got to add.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
In some real emotion.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Do I have to give this girl acting lessons? She
needs a nine volt in a strasburg a scholarship.
Speaker 10 (38:39):
I need a nine hole someone who done my step
ladder and they couldn't hit the battery. And this morning
Anthon and then my knife slipped between his ribs.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
But no one's thinking about how I feel.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
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Speaker 1 (39:04):
All right, comedian writer editor in chief that show tonight
dot com Michael Waftason's studio more with him in just
a second. Right now, it's meteorologist Jennifer Herbert is joining us,
and so hey, I was just looking at the current
temp according to the iHeart Studios, I am seeing seventy
nine degrees. So well, I'm not sure exactly where you
(39:29):
as far as the record goes, it is going to
be off of Is it the airport temperatures? How you
guys know that?
Speaker 5 (39:35):
Yeah, it's the airport it's whatever the National Weather Service says.
But yes, they get their readings from the airport.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Got I gotcha? Okay, Yes, I don't know if that's
you know, official as far as will the record be broken,
but I know it is darn close.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
It is darn close, so it is going to be close.
It's showing.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
I just pulled up what's happening at the airport. It's
still showing seventy eight. Let me see if it doesn't
look like it's gone to seventy nine.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
There yet, but we'll see.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
There's still some time.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, So what are we looking at as far as
lows tonight? And I know we have some rain moving
in and all of that, right.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Yeah, well the possibility of some severe storms moving in.
So tonight really a warm night. Enjoy your Friday night
because it's going to be dry. The low is fifty eight,
So waking up to unseasonably warm weather, we'll see increasing
clouds and that wind's going to pick up. As we
(40:31):
head into the overnight early morning hours, we'll start to
see that system move in Tomorrow morning. It'll start with
scattered showers that will turn to scattered thunderstorms. Our biggest
concern for tomorrow is damaging winds. Those wind gusts will
be over forty miles per hour and sustained winds up
to thirty.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Miles per hour.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
We can't roll out that we won't see some large
hail and isolated tornadoes. We are in a marginal risk
or a level one out of five risk. Those storms
will eventually become widespread as we head into the later afternoon,
and embedded in that will be scattered thunderstorms into Saturday morning.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
All right, very good, all right, Jennifer Herbert, Jennifer, thank
you very much. It is like I was just mentioning
seventy nine right now, comedian Michael loft Us in studio
with us or the homeless lesbian, you are sometimes referred
to as Wes Greg Gutfeld. Yes, just moving from box
to box. That's okay, That is an okay thing. Hey,
(41:33):
talk to me about Studio TST that show tonight. I
know you have some information some news about that.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Tell me about it's a big, big day for Studio TST.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Because you know me, guy, we've.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Been We've been doing this since I was out in
Hollywood and then you know, living in New York and YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
And I can't.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
I can't just sit around and watch things and complain
about things. I have to be part of this. That's
so that's and I love people who do that, like
my buddy John Rich in Nashville. He's part of the solution.
So we started this thing, Studio TST, and it's uh,
it's it's Netflix for people who just want to be entertained.
They they keep I'm so bummed out, Like, uh, I
(42:17):
went to watch that that uh, that Daredevil show on Disney.
Plus I'm a big Daredevil fan. And once again, even
though Trump is like, you got to close the DEI programs,
you can't do. And I was talking about this on
Gutfeld the other night. As a matter of fact, it
is permeated Hollywood, Like Hollywood to me, is over. They're
(42:38):
not gonna They're they're never going to course correct. They
want to infect everybody globally with this woke mind virus.
So we started doing Studio TST. We just added a
bunch more movies, we added a bunch more stand up shows.
We've got new we got programs that were about to announce.
(43:00):
So I don't want to talk about him here, but
we are very close within the next I'm guessing three days.
I'm hoping by early next week the app will be
available on Google Play and the App Store, so then
people can go, they can download it, they can watch
all of the great content from Studio TST on their phone.
(43:21):
And we are building. We are building a legit movie studio.
It's in streaming service. It's terribly exciting. And I tell
you what, until that app is ready, everyone's gonna have
to just get by by enjoying the quality comedy videos
at the Loftest Party YouTube channel. Tonight, there's a new one,
a Gavin new someone that I think a lot of
(43:42):
people are going to enjoy.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
It's a visual. It's a visual.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
So I won't get into it too much here on
the radio, but let's just say Gavin has the crazy hands,
and I know why it's a distraction. He learned it
from his aunt Nancy. Did you know that that they
were make sense? Yeah, Nancy Pelosi. He has that one
crazy hand that always goes up all that time and
gives her ideas on what stock she could buy. It
(44:07):
does all about stock purchases for the entire household there
for Pelosi. So Gavin Newsom is doing the same thing
he's doing. He's doing communist mime work. But that'll be
out at eight o'clock Eastern time, so everybody make sure
you check that out.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah, he's he's just setting up his attempt, I think,
to be the nominee for the Democrats in twenty twenty eight.
There's no question about this, Especially some of this stuff
that he's peddling right now. I'm not buying any of it.
Was he all with Charlie Kirk. I think I saw
maybe like a week and a half again.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
It's a great He also had Steve Bannon on the
other day and it went like when he was talking
to Charlie Kirk, Charlie Kirk is like, what about the
men in women's sports?
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Isn't that wrong?
Speaker 2 (44:54):
And Gavin Newsom starts waving his hands around, going it
is wrong, Charlie and I don't approve of that, And
I don't know why that's such a big thing. That
seems like a basic and it's like, dude, you're the
governor California. I think you could do something about it.
But he likes take He pretends to take this moral
stand and then doesn't do anything. It's the craziest, one
(45:14):
of the craziest things I've ever witnessed. He acts like,
he acts like he's from another part of the country.
You know, He's like, Oh, the Palisades burned the ground.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
That's horrible. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
start a podcast that'll help, or.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Or you could you could let those people rebuild their homes.
You could do that. Now, Yeah, he is him trying
to do this or trying to say those things. I
hope it somehow it only ends up burning his ass
because those think about the core group of the people
in California that would cast a vote for him now
(45:50):
and where you know, even on a national level, Look California,
clearly there's a lot of votes to be had there. Now,
I don't see most of them defecting and going the
fact that he did that, I'm voting for I think
jd Vance will probably end up being our guy in
twenty eight. Who knows who could emerge between now and then. Yeah,
but it's not like I don't think they're going to
automatically just defect to the Republican vote. But for him
(46:12):
to hear to say that, I'm listening to it, going
oh man, he just bs in people. He's trying to
get the centrist or the ones who maybe kind of
held their nose and voted for Trump but would like
to vote for somebody closer to and then go, oh, well,
this guy's kind of reasonable. I mean, listen to what
He's not ready to die on that hill, like a
lot of them are, you know?
Speaker 2 (46:33):
So yeah, that's I think they're exactly right. That's the
demographic that he's going. Oh he's a reasonable guy. Yeah,
if you're sitting there and dumb enough to listen to
what he's saying. At the podcast, I do a little
thing called judging people on their actions.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
And it's like, if you want to hop, if you.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Want to hopscotch over a bunch of half dead drug
addicts and try to skip across some human waste on
your way to the voting machine to vote for Gavin
up in San francis good for you. You might get knifed,
you might get robbed, but you know what, cast your
vote for Gavin because he said something sweet on a
podcast Once upon a time.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
I've never been there. I've never been to San Francisco,
and this is sad. I've never even been to California,
mikel I've never been but a heartbreaker, dude. Well, I
heard that exactly what you're talking about. I mean, there's
a lot of jokes. People always are talking about the
human waste literally pooh on the sidewalk, yes, and the
homeless problems and all of that. But it's real like,
(47:34):
and I think that's part of what I'm like. Man,
I want to go there right now. I gotta tell you,
I want to see I want to go to Alcatraz
so bad. I'm so fascinated by that whole thing. I
want to go over there and look at everything. But
I'm so scared to go to San Francisco. I'll be
honest me, it is. It is really like.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
When I first moved out to California, there was a
comedy club that I would play up in San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
I would drive up there.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
I would take my time that town once upon a time,
like picture postcard, dude, Picture postcard, the Golden gate Bridge
and phenomenal restaurants, the views are and you like, Okay,
I get it, I get it. This is just a
gorgeous town and like so many great places to eat
(48:16):
and the natural beauty and it's just like there's no excuse,
there's a kind of it's one party rule.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
It's it's kind of like what you're talking about the
early when it was beautiful. I like to kind of
refer to that as like the full House San Francisco.
It was really beautiful. They're all the scenery and that, right.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
And I tell you what, there's no smog like in
Los Angeles. Yeah, San Francisco, holy smoke. There should it's
it's it. It really breaks your heart. Anybody who's ever
been up there when it was in any kind of
like of its glory days. It's heartbreaking what they've done.
And they have all these different agencies to oh, we're
the twenty four hour homeless agency. Oh we're the twenty
(48:58):
four hour Uh, we're gonna help the people get new needles. Oh,
we're the snacks on wheels. Oh were they have? They've
wasted all of this money on all of these agencies
that just don't work. They don't have cops, they don't
prosecute people for vandalizing businesses. They're taxing people through the roof.
Like Gavin Newsom like literally he is he's he's the
(49:21):
U haul salesman of the year.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Man, incredible, everybody. Check out the kind of circle back
to exactly what you were talking about when we first
started Studio TST and the loftiest party channel on YouTube.
And man, you have so much stuff going. This is uh,
this is great man. I love to see all this
branching out and and uh, it's it's great for you.
(49:43):
It's fantastic. Man, I love it. I love seeing it.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Well, thank you so much man, and and Studio TST.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
It's not just me like I have.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
There's a lot of people who are working very very
hard to make this happen. And I wish I could
greenlight more projects, you know, quicker, but it is. It's
it's one of those things where we're building it from
the ground up. And uh, I just I don't I
don't like it when people complain about stuff and they
don't offer a solution.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
So I just wanted to make sure that we could
do that. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Yeah, absolutely, man, that's perfect.
Arc pleaser show.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Man.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I'm so happy to welcome it back. Writer comedian editor
in chief for that show tonight dot Com Michael loftis
joining me and brother, how are you? How you doing, man?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm doing. I'm doing magnificently. Do you want to know why?
Why Shamrock Shakes? Baby had a big, fat fatty last night?
And I'm feeling my leprechauns. They're green, right, yeah, yes,
and they're green on purpose.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I love spring is in the air.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I'm just all all happy and I'm giggling because I
think somebody has got I was listening to the traffic
report and thinking about somebody got rear ended on Cherry
Bottom Road. So I guess I'll have to change the
name of that road.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Hey, so you bring up the you bring up the
Shamrock Shake, And oddly enough, you know, I'm in Las
Vegas and I'm the studios. The iHeart Studios are on
Fremont Street. We're on the east end of Fremont Street,
right across right smack dab across from the Heart Attack
Grill and where I'm set up to get ready for
the show and all of that. Outside of the studio
(01:23):
just on the other side of the window is the
heart Attack Grill. It's literally right there. You have to go.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You have to know it's well, it's like a national landmark.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
So have you been there before?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
And I have regretted it every day. It's one of
those things.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Where because I play Vegas, I'll be back in Vegas
and I'm bummed I'm missing you. I'll be at the
MGM the last week of May. That last week of
May that kind of bleeds into June. I love Vegas
and I'm gonna hit up the heart Attack Grill.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That already got some good stuff over there.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
But you just have to make sure they do their
friesh in beef tallo because those seed oils are no good.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well along those lines, It's funny you bring that up,
because that's perfect. I'm looking it up online. I go.
Let me see what the double bypass burger. Yeah, I
don't know. It tips the scale, it's clocking in. I
don't know. Something stupid three thousand calories with the onion rings.
Are you using sunflower oil on that? But my point
(02:25):
is to kind of to your point. There's pictures. It
was like click here for more photos. So I click.
I'm just looking at some of this food and I
literally gained like six pounds just looking at the food.
But the thing in the one photo, Michael, there was
a diet coke in the photo with the I was
just like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Okay, okay, in defense, I'm a big I can't do
regular coke anymore. I've been so indoctrinated into the world
of diet coke, Like regular coke should have a picture
of like Missus Butterworth on the can.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It's literal.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
It tastes like pancake syrup.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'll sit there, I'll go and eat like half of
a pizza by myself, but I gotta wash it down
with a diet coke. I am that person. Well, they
do the rails.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
They do have the real sugar coke that you know,
the high fruit toose, I think is the thing you're
talking about. And it is syrupy, there's no question it
gets It's really thick and you feel like you have
a layer of it on your tongue after you take
a swig of it. But the real coke, it hit
it lands differently. Just FYI, I don't know if you've
tried it, you probably have, but it really does hit differently.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It's not the same finish. You have to think about
this stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You've opened up a Pandoras box of sodas here. I
have such strong opinions on this stuff. Like a regular coke.
When when I was living in la they'd have a
season where they would sell the regular sugar regular coke,
and I'd have like one of those at night. But
like as a dessert, it has to be ice cold.
(03:59):
I want to drink out of a bottle, no straw,
and dude, it just attacks your throat. It just bam,
there's that bite to it, and there's so many bubbles.
Like legit, I want to have original coke. I want
him to go back to the eighteen hundreds recipe where
you stay up for seven days and you wake up
with a Russian hooker who looks like Arnor Biden, and
(04:21):
you're like, why did I buy all this artwork.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Which, by the way, he can't sell ironically.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Suddenly he's poor. Suddenly he's poor.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, Hey, so what do you got? What do you
got coming up in that you mentioned you're going to
be in Vegas the end of May into the first
part of June. I May sneak back out here actually
and hang out with you more on that though, I
definitely would, and I if I do any shows while
I'm out here, then I'll have to pull you in here.
If there's a chance for you to come and hang
(04:53):
at the iHeart studios here in Las Vegas. I don't
get that. I don't think you'll be able to do.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Any live shows because I see here you let your
ass list chaps in the studio, So I don't know
how you're gonna do any shams when you're in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So anyway, what hell? But I know I always get
busted on that.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Here's what's going on, and then everybody needs to come out.
It's gonna be an absolute blast at the Funny Bone
here in Columbus, in the heart of it all, Central Ohio,
the twentieth March twentieth, I'm doing a show with a
buddy of mine. There's gonna be jokes, there's gonna be music.
I'm gonna have my guitar with me on the on stage. Yes, yes,
(05:36):
I want to do a huge Q and a section.
It's just gonna be absolute fun, absolute fun.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
And then I head up to Michigan.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I'm doing a show up there with my buddy Dave
Landau on the twenty second, and then the end of
the month, if we have any listeners in Spokane, I'll
be in I'll be in Spokane, Washington for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Man, there is so it's so different right now moving
around America with Trump in office, isn't it. I mean
it's really good. I for instance, you know, out here,
I'm sitting at one of the restaurants and the guys
wearing to Make America Great Again hat, and I thought
to myself, Wow, people are finally going, all right, I'm
good to show my true color. Everybody else is showing
(06:17):
their true colors. You know, guys who want to be
women and women who want to be guys. Why can't
there people who are voted for Trump they can show
their true colors.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Ab so as it should be, as it should be.
It's great. It's just a wonderful. It's literally like when
when Trump was running, He's like, it'll be a new
golden age for America, the new Golden Age. I'm like, Okay,
that's some fun campaign rhetoric. But now, dude, I'm like,
it could be a new beautiful golden age from it.
(06:46):
We are definitely we could be. They're they're really talking
about getting rid of the I R S. They're talking
about getting rid of the of the federal taxes, which
would just be awesome.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I was just looking at this. It's funny you bring
that up, because if you earn less than one hundred
and fifty thousand a year, they are President Trump is
looking at getting rid of, like you just said, the taxes,
and you know, of course, leave it to anybody who
wants to try to you know, poo poo this they're saying, Well,
it would consequently massively reduce tax revenue generated for the
(07:21):
federal government and threaten a huge increase in national debt.
My thought, my first thought is why do you think
dose is going through cutting slashing everything, Because as far
as the federal government operating, if you took it to
one fifth of what it's taking to run it right now,
or even more, if you take it down lower than that,
(07:42):
and you're bringing in less taxes via this, giving a
break to anybody who's making one fifty or less, it
doesn't take as much to run the government. It seems
like it's a great idea to me.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It's a wonderful idea, and dude on my podcast, I've
been talking about this for the past couple weeks, among
many other things. I'm sure everybody's subscribed to the Loftist
Party podcast. But we cannot trust the federal government with
our money, so we have to give them a smaller
pot to spend. It's like if you give your wife
(08:13):
the American Express, you know, with a fifty thousand dollars limit,
and every time she comes home she's like, somehow I
spend one hundred thousand.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Dollars, but it's all stuff we needed.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
The next time she goes out, you give her the
same credit card.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I spent seven hundred thousand, but we needed it.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
After a while, you're gonna be like, you know what,
here's here's the Capital one visa with five hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
And so that's what we have to do.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
We just have to give give Congress because they they
haven't done their job, they haven't balanced the budget. They
seem incapable of lowering spending on their own, So doge
it all and give them just literally less money to
spend it.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Here's another one.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's like in the news right before we were getting
fired up they're going to increase the finds. They're gonna
increase the speeding fines for people in Ohio. And you
know why they do that garbage, that hot garbage. They
know if you have a car, you have money. They
never increase the fines for graffiti. They never increase the
(09:16):
fines for like littering or loitering or destroying property. They
go after the people who are working their butts off
and have a job. I've had enough of it, dude,
I've had enough.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I understand. Also, you know what else is fun is MSNBC.
There's a host on MSNBC claiming that they're taking a
week off and they cited exhaustion caused by President Trump's administration.
This guy, I mean, think about it for a second.
This is a guy that they tried to say leading
(09:49):
up to the election. They tried to say that this
guy is on his death door basically or whatever. They
tried to compare him to Biden and say that, you know,
he's old and there's no way. And then he gets
into office and he's running circles around these people, and
I like to compare this to like whack a mole.
Every time he's like, I'm over here going I think
(10:10):
I'm gonna do this, and they go to swing at
him and he's like whoop, and he goes to another
area and he goes, I think I'm actually gonna do this.
I'm on executive order this, and then I'm gonna executive
And they're sitting there playing whack a mole and they're
so exhausted. He is running circles. This is the funnest
thing ever. It's funnest the word it's not. But you're
talking about Lawrence o'donald. Lawrence o'donald.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I'm taking a break from my MSNBC show.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I've reached the point of exhaustion.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I've tried wearing several of joy Reads wigs.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
But to no avail. As I defend the Constitution.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, what an absolute blossom of a human being.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
That guy.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Seriously, when when the mere fact that Donald Trump exists,
send you.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
On a vacation.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Might want to get you, might want to get checked
for low T.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I think you got low T, Lawrence. It's so fun
watching them scramble and every day it's all of the
executive it is. It's really really fun. I want more. Then, Also,
you know, I don't know what's going to happen at midnight?
But you know that we you know, the government could
shut down, partial shutdown. This is so if you try
(11:24):
to drill down on this. And I had Congressman Balerson
on with me yesterday and a GOP strategist to Bob Clegg.
They were both on the me yesterday, Michael, and you know,
we're talking about this and I told him, I was like,
this is clear as mud to me, and they were,
you know, it's Schumer shutdown. I mean, that is what
this has been nicknamed. And then you see AOC she's
all pissed off that it looks like it it might
(11:47):
not actually happen. Now there's something you know, at the
last minute, at the eleventh hour as they call it
or whatever. So I don't know if there's gonna end
up being a shutdown, but they're trying like hell to
make it happen. The Dems are, I think.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
It's all it's this is this continuing resolution, the hole shutdown.
It's much ado about nothing. Like I'm with Thomas Massey
on this, like you've got Doge going going crazy and like, oh,
look at all the money we spent on this NGO,
look at the trillions of dollars in fraudulent Medicare and
Medicaid payments. Look at the trillions, like we're talking about
(12:19):
trillions and trillions of dollars that have just been thrown
out the window. And then they're like, they can't reduce
spending on this continuing resolution. They're spending just as much money.
It's insane. So I yeah, I bring on the government shutdown.
I totally want shut it all down. You got Elon
(12:41):
Musk in there. It's like it's like when your computer
doesn't work and then you call the company and they're like,
have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
That's what I want for America.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Just put put Trump behind the resolute desk, have Elon
Musk sitting.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
There, shut down the whole government.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
And when cabinet members come in running and screaming, you
get Pete Hegseth like, dude, dude, we gotta have an army.
We got okay, all right, fire that back up.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
How much do you need? Trump just writes him a check.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
There you go, Pete, off you go, and as the
people come running and screaming in, you judge if that
program is worthy or not just turn it back on
as we need it. It's lunacy. And here's what they'll do.
Here's what they'll do. They'll start talking if they shut
it down. This is like par for the course. They
always go the national parks. They can't empty the trash cans.
(13:33):
Last night, a baby raccoon was choking on a piece
of laughy taffy.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
And they couldn't.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
They couldn't do the Heimlich maneuver.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I don't know if you made it. I tried to
put my.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Mouth on the raccoons, but the mob got real mad.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
This has evan brilliant, dude, I'm not kidding. Like you
just shut it all down and they wait for people
to come run it into the oval office mister president,
and he's like looks at him and goes, all right, yeah,
I think we're good. How much do you need? All right,
how much for the navy.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I'll do it for thirty There you go, just he
negotiate some town.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
That's so great, man, that's so perfect. I'm serious. I've
never heard that before, but that is so brilliant. That's perfect.
Thank you so much. Is my breakfast. I love it.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
News, traffic, weather, sportes, and the Mark Fleaser Show on
sixteen w TVN.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You got some fun audio. We're going to get to
here in just a second, but until then, let's bring
in meteorologist Jennifer Herbert and these warm temperatures going to
continue again tomorrow, but an alert day on tap force tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Jennifer, we do have an alert day. We have some.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Good news though.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
The Storm Prediction Center has actually downgraded our area from
a Level two to a level one, so that's the
good news. We're still looking at the chance for thunderstorms
throughout the day. It's going to be windy. We're talking
wind gus up to forty miles per hour, particularly in
the morning. I think our biggest window of concern right
(15:14):
now is between about ten AM and four PM. That's
when we're looking at a line coming out of Indiana
moving through the area and that's going to be, yeah,
our highest concern between those hours. Me and Sarah will
be here tomorrow all day, one of us. We'll be
watching this as this storm passes, so keeping everyone updated
(15:38):
and safe.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Right, So, what do we got for hies tomorrow and
then the rest of the weekend, getting us into the
work week?
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Okay, Yeah, Hi, tomorrow seventy four, so that's nice. Actually,
I should add, we are tied at the record for
high today. We've hit seventy eight so far, so yeah,
a little cooler. That system that comes through does bring
some cooler air in with it. Sixty two to the
high tomorrow fifty four for Monday, which is Saint Patrick's Day.
(16:06):
That's still above average, I want to add, and then
we'll see temperatures back in the seventies by Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Very good, Jennifer, Thank you. It is like you mentioned
seventy eight right now. Thanks for listening the Mark Blazer Show.
I got writer comedian editor at she for that show
tonight dot com Michael Loftus joining me. Now he is
at the at the studios like a couple thousand miles away,
but by the magic of technology.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Think we're in the same room.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
It's crazy, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
It's Grooveball Antics, I tech Wizardry. Hey, Harry Potter, watch
wave that magic Wald makes some good radio. That's Harry
Carey almost, that's that's Harry carry Harry Potter. I came
to Hogwarts to learn how expelling must have some budwiserus.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
There's a flyball cetter Field too out.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Frosty, but a frosty Budwiser here at Hogwarts Clubs Alisle.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I'm a Harry Potter. Carry Potter.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
So good. You know, it'd be funny if you just
did that in public. People don't know you. You just
walk up and just start talking like that.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Harry Carry anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
So I'll just be the weird guy who talks like this. Hey,
check out the kid in the sombrero. What's your name?
How'd you get inside the woes?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Harry Carry?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I had the pleasure to meet Harry Carey many many
years ago. Yes, I was in Chicago. I was doing
stand up. He opened up a he had a club,
like a little restaurant bar downtown. Went there with some
other comics. We were hammered. Harry Carey comes in there
with this giant floor length coat, just like a pimp
(18:02):
with a hot chick on each arm. I'm like, dude,
you win at life. You win at life. You're half
drunk all the time, you watch baseball, and you got
a couple of ex playboy playmates on your arm.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Congratulations, I love it. Oh man, that's good. I love it.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Is you a good time? He didn't live at Cherry
Bottom Road.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
No, no, no, did you happen to see this?
Speaker 6 (18:28):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
This in mister McBride comment, I know this is like
kind of a big, kind of a thing that's happening
right now. It's awesome. It's this, you know, you know,
the Rep. Sarah McBride of Delaware is a man who
is trans yea and is clearly a sitting member of Congress.
And so during a congressional hearing that happened earlier this week,
(18:52):
Keith self, who is also a sitting member of Congress
out of Texas, said he's not a he's not obliged
to engage in McBride's fantasy. Call him mister McBride, and uh,
there's a I mean, he's just getting berated for saying this.
And when I watched this video earlier, Michael and I
(19:12):
watched it twice and by the by the end of
the my blood pressure had just doubled. By the second
time watching it, I was like, how dare this guy
start talking to one of his members this way? And
basically give me I don't understand the direction of these
people and society right now. And they they're ready to
(19:34):
die on this hill. This thing where you have to
participate in what's going on with me and how I want.
I mean it is uh, it's head scratcher. But listen
to this audio.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
Check this out and now recognize the representative from Delaware,
mister McBride.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Thank you, madam, chair Ranking Member Keating also wonderful Chairman.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Could you repeat your instruction again?
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Please?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
We have set the standard on the floor of the
House and I'm simply.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
What is that standard? Mister chairman?
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Would you repeat what you just said you introduced a
duly elected representative from the United States of America.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Please, I will the representative from Delaware, mister McBride.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Mister chairman, you are out of order. Mister chairman, have
you no decency? I mean I have come to know
you a little bit, but this is not decent.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
We will continue this. You will not continue it.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
With me unless you introduce a duly elected representative.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
The right way.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
This hearing is adjourned.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Ah, have you no decency?
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I want her to see like and what was the
hearing even on? You know, a kind of hot garbage
that just drives me crazy? You don't you said it, wonderfully, bro.
I don't have to participate in your fantasy.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
There's no compel speech.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Everybody loves to talk.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
About, Oh, freedom of speech, freedom of speech. Well this
guy's using it. Yes, mister, mister McBride.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Tranny, tranny, tranny.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I don't really care. Ah, was that Nancy Mace. That's
Marjorie I think Marjorie Taylor Green.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
It sounds like Nancy Mace, tranny, tranny, tranny. I don't
really care.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
It is it is representative Mace. You're right, you're right,
you're right, man. That's good dude. I was thinking it
was Marjorie Taylor Green, but you're right.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Well, I think Marjorie Taylor Green has a little bit
more of a Southern accent.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
But yeah, it's uh, this whole thing, this whole.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Thing is uh. It really does boil down to compelled speech.
And that was a oh, who's that guy from Canada,
the philosopher gentleman who now Jordan Peterson.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
That was his whole issue with Canada.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Ah, I won't participate in your compelled speech. So it's
it's what a what a giant waste of time. That's
the other thing that really drives me crazy about It's
such a waste of time. How many trans people are there.
If you're a grown up and you want to live
your life as the opposite sex, go for it.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Be happy.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I'mug you stop bringing it up to little kids, and
don't expect me to play along again. You and you
have to really fool me. I'm tired of these big,
fat dudes claiming their women. They have beards and a
moomo and a set of knockers like I don't know
what to call you.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
When a little kid like you, Yeah, dude, I did.
When the kids are are, you know, it doesn't compute
for them. It's not landing there staring at you and
they're going, no, that's it. That's a man, you know,
like they don't when they're when they're confused by what's
(22:58):
going on. That should tell you all you need to know.
Kids have no predisposed motive with regard to what they
think is happening with us when we're going I'm not
participating in your fantasy. It really is as simple as
little kids look at you and go that, but that's
a guy, and you got the little brain processing it
(23:18):
that way again. Once again, they are not predisposed of
trying to have any other motive other than they're just going, no,
that's not a woman. You should say what you need
to hear.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, it's great when the little kids are honest like that,
they'll just go, wow, she's.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Fat, right, Wow, that guy stinks.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
It's great.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
It's wonderful that kind of that kind of honesty, and
we could use more of today.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I will tell you this too, my mom. I'll never
forget this. My mom is in one of the grocery
stores with my oldest nephew who's now in his thirties.
But he was you know, three or four or whatever,
and they're going through there and I'm not gonna tell
you know who was there or what was there, but
all he said to my mom out loud was he goes, what.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
The heck is that?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
He said that. Just my mom's like grabbing a cart,
like wheeling him out, like we gotta go, like, you know,
trying to get out of people staring at him. I
was like, dial Lapa, but you're right, they one hundred percent.
Well just they don't have a filter. They just boom,
it comes up.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Great, It's wonderful and it needs to be celebrated even
in the halls of Congress. Mister McBride, so good, so good.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I just watched him. You know, he's like, you know,
talking to him, where is it the quote I actually
had it. He's like, you will uh dag on it.
You will not continue the hearing with me unless you
introduce a duly elected representative the right way. This hearing
is a jerk. I love it. This hearing is adjourned.
It's good stuff.
Speaker 8 (24:50):
Mark Bleazer Show, Thanks so listening.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Happy Friday. Mark Blazer and my buddy Michael loftus in
studio writer, comedian, editor in chief court that show Tonight
dot Com. During the break, Michael, I'm looking on ex
Twitter or whatever, and Stephen King he tweeted out hey
magas having any buyer's remorse yet, And I just want
(25:20):
to say, shut up, shut up. Shouldn't you be writing
another book about I don't know, pet cemetery or something.
It's like, I just I get so, I'm so tired
of that. Like what do they think people are going
to go on there and go, yeah, you were completely right.
I mean, it's just gonna be an echo chamber clearly
for people who are misinformation and all of that about
what's going on with this current administration. I you know,
(25:43):
these same people will not later on once they've been
proven wrong about all the things they're pontificating on over
long and long, and just keep going Later when they're wrong,
they're not going to come back and go, you know
what was wrong about all that? They're just gonna try
something else with misinformation. It's it is numbing. I don't
know what's worse the four years with Biden and constantly
(26:04):
fighting that. Well, no, wait, that was worse. That was
definitely worse than wow happening now. But it's a constant
barrage of bs. I almost actually said the word, it's
a constant barrage of all of that right now that
we're living in. Man, it's wonderful.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
And so to save your sanity, you guys, you just
got to put on blinders to it. This is another
I love having this conversation right now. There's so many
people on the left who are still living in twenty fifteen.
They're still living in that America where Facebook and Google
(26:41):
and Legacy media and the nightly news set the narrative.
They're literally these people on the left that are popping
up like like zombies. It's wild to watch them live
in their different reality because their little narrative isn't going
to work. They're a little narrative of like, oh, everyone
has buyer's remorse. Everyone, Yes, everyone's bummed that gas is cheaper.
(27:06):
Everyone is so bummed that jobs are coming back. Everyone
is so bummed that egg prices came down again today,
Like it's getting better, and it's getting better rather quickly.
So the narrative isn't gonna work. The other one that
they're really trying is to demonize Elon Musk. And it's
wild to watch those crazy people pop off, you know,
when they get so they get their panties in a
(27:28):
wad over Elon Musk. Oh, sorry, he just saved us
trillions of dollars.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I can't demonize the guy. So it's a new day
and we just have to keep moving forward with joy
in our hearts and a song in our hearts.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
And a spring in our step.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
And then when you listen to Trump talking about I
love how he said. This is a paraphrasing. I don't
have the exact quote right in front of me, but
he said about Elon, he's like this guy, he doesn't
need this. He's a you know, billionaire and you know,
he stepped into this arena. He doesn't need this what's
going on right now? Dude? It is clear. It's clear
that Elon is on board, and he is I don't
(28:11):
want to say, oh, he's definitely a conservative and all
of that. He is a constitutionalist, That's what he is.
He likes free speech, he likes all the things in
the Constitution, and that is why I believe he's doing this.
But man, never been a truer statement. This guy's a billionaire,
could be living the cushy life. Probably is. I hear
he bounces around the friend's couches and stuff. It's kind
(28:32):
of bizarre, but I kind of almost goes in lockstep
with the you know who he is and what he
feels like he would be about if you met him
and knew him as a person. But to watch this
all play out, it's like, man, he really didn't need
any of this BS that he's dealing with.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
And when you think about the administration and just to
plug another I do a live stream every Wednesday. It's
on YouTube and x and the Loftess Party Facebook page.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
We were talking about.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
This a couple of weeks ago because sometimes it really
hits me like Trump is taking a giant haircut, meaning
a pay cut, Like, look at what just financially, forget
his reputation and his safety and the assassination attempts on
all that other stuff, just look at it, just just financially.
The fact that he is still fighting the good fight
(29:19):
is just I just I can't tip cut my cap
enough to this guy. So Trump's a hero just for
staying in the race. Pete hegseeth, Pete Hegseth, who I
know and admire. That guy's taken a huge pay cut
to take his job for as Secretary of Defense. Elon
Musk has taken a big pay cut. Dan Bongino's taken
(29:42):
a big, big pay cut. We are seriously, it is
the most noble endeavor. These people aren't doing it for
the money. They're not doing it to get famous, They're
already famous. They're doing it because they saw something that
was very, very wrong. And I think with Elon Musk, dude,
and this goes to his rockets and wanting to go
(30:04):
to Mars and protecting freedom of speech, I honestly think
he's trying to protect and preserve humanity. And if humanity
is gonna keep going and if we're gonna keep everything
writing in a way that we want, we need, we
need America to succeed because we are the best system
that's ever been devised. And so God bless them all
(30:27):
for for and Luke, dude, they're firebombing Tesla dealerships.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
This is no walk in the park.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I really I hope that the Secret Service is full
of great people. I hope that elon every I want
everybody to be safe and be protected, because, uh, you
got these freaking wacked doodles out there wearing sun dresses
and nipple rings, you know, talking about how they want
violence to.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Go on and no, sir, no sir, that none of that.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
And how about they they end up storming Trump's place
there in New York and they were I mean, there
was footage of that. I think it was yesterday or
the day before. It's all running together at this point.
But watching them even get in there, I'm like, how
did security let them in? I would think Trump's gonna
be like, heads are gonna roll here, you know, out
of these idiots get inside and all the sudden, unless
(31:16):
they went in kind of you know, just peacefully, you
know a little bit, you know, little teeny groups of them.
Then all of a sudden, you know, they it's like
an episode of Scooby Doo. They all rip off their
masks and they're old. It's a bunch of old man
Withers in there.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Well, they're they're so upset about this green card holder
that's going to be deported. I actually wrote an article
at the loftestparty dot com about this very thing. There's
a clip on there of Marco Rubio and I've been
so impressed with Marco.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
That guy.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
They're gonna deport that. That kid who's here as our visitor,
he's got a visa, he's not a citizen. If you're
not a citizen and you want to do some pro
Hamas death to Israel stuff and chant it and interrupt
everybody else's day at Columbia and takeover buildings, boom, there's
the door. Don't let it hit you where the Good
(32:08):
Lord split you. You are not an American citizen. Say
bye bye. And to all these trespassers that invaded Trump Tower,
I want them prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
I want Pam Bondi and Cash Patel to go after these.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
People as hard or harder than they win.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
After the January sixth, people, these freaking lunatics think they
can take over buildings and protest and destroy people's property,
and they're just gonna not go. Oh, there's a slap
on the wrist and I have a great day. Like
back in you know, with the BLM protests. No, people
need to go to jail. All the jails are going
(32:48):
to be packed. You don't want me in charge right now.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
These people need to If they want to protest, fine
do it outside you're peacefully and don't destroy property because
that's called lawlessness in the United States. And right now
you got a guy who's law and order sitting in
the Oval office and we don't really want to test this.
Plus it's his property, you know.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah, we need tons of it. We need tons of
law and order. That's what I want. I want an
avalanche of law and order. I think it's coming, man,
I think it's coming.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yeah. So switching gears. This uh, this high school runner
who she was in a relay race. It was in
Virginia High School and you know, this video went viral
and there's been a lot of coverage on the news
about it. This girl running she's claiming she almost lost
her balance, so her arms started flailing in an attempt
to keep her from tripping all the way and falling
(33:43):
onto the ground. It is so obvious watching this video
that she clubbed this girl in the back of the
head with a baton because the girl was beating her right.
So this to me almost kind of encapsulates this this
younger group of people, Michael, It's like, do you they
feel like it's okay to do something like that, then
(34:04):
they get busted. Then they're on front Street and they're going,
I didn't mean to do that, and it's like, there's
video of you. It's very obvious. You could put anybody
that would just walk in and go all right, they
know nothing about this whole story. And I don't know
how that would be any person in the United States
right now because it's too widespread of a story, but
they would look at this and go, yeah, it looked
(34:25):
like she tried to hit her with that. I mean,
it was so this girl. I don't know if you saw,
if you saw this video or even heard the audio
from this girl.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
It's the most Do you have the audio Tea, Yeah, yeah,
where she's crying.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Oh, let's play that.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, yeah, she they have to hear her. Yeah, she's
crying and talking about how, you know, I didn't mean
to do that and all that, and and by the way,
I want to I want to point this out too.
She has filings in this too. She talked about how
she's got filings, and I'm like, fillins, we're talking about
the dentist or did you mean it's like speak English.
(34:59):
Stop saying when you mean feelings, then say feelings. It's
an English word. It's not feelings, you know anyway, that's
part of this. But listen to this. This is her
crying and trying to explain her way out of this.
Speaker 9 (35:12):
I know my intentions and I would never it's somebody
on purpose. They're going off of one angle. After a
couple of times hitting her mama, time got stuck behind
her back like this and it rolled up her vet.
I lost my balance and when I pumped my arms again,
she got hit here assuming my character calling me ghetto
racist slurs that threats all of this just because of
(35:34):
a nine second video. Everybody has feelings, So you're physically hurt,
but you're not thinking of my mental.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Right, Yo, you're mental alright, you're thinking of funny.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
At the beginning of the clip, you can hear her
fire her smoke detector chirp. It's a low battery chirp,
which is the most ghetto thing on the planet. And
then she's like, you're all out here calling me ghetto,
did you not? You gotta change the batteries and your
some detector ghetto. And I watched this from multiple angles
(36:07):
and she clubbed that girl over the head.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
There's like, there's there's no arguing about it. This is
the most like bizarre.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
It's like a if if money Python and George Orwell
had a baby and they gave it to in living color,
That's what we're witnessing. She clubs another runner over the
back of the head with the baton and then goes
on and has like a little press conference.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Yeah, you're calling me ghetto chirp.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
See what this goes to?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
The Marco Rubio thing. I'm telling you, people are not
held No one's responsible for their actions, and when you
have them on multiple angles of video, hey there's you
clubbing her over the back of the head. She's still
saying that she's innocent and people are rallying to her defense.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
There are no content I get know you're giving it. Oh,
there's given.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
It's it's the thing where like people look at like
Japan and it's a high trust society because if you
are caught like vandalizing something or we're breaking the law,
you are looking at a stiff, stiff penalty. That's where
all this stuff comes from. If the parents aren't going
to hold the kids responsible, society has to and and
(37:27):
like it's it's I tell everybody, like gird your loins,
harden your heart. But we have to we have to
like really increase the penalties for these low level crimes,
like we really do. Like if you're caught doing graffiti,
guess what you're looking at like three to four years
in jail.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Like don't do it.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah, put a stop to it quickly. Man, Hey, let's
start a let's start to go fund me so she
can get some nine volt batteries. Man, she's got to
get rid of that chirp.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Once what you'll hear it all the time.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
That's what I say we do for her, man. I
like how also she's like if you saw seven second
video from one angle and you're already trying, it's like
one angle, that's all we need I mean, what every angle,
it looks the same. You clubbed her over the head.
It's pretty simple.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Try to get away with it now.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
And then I your crit can't be static like that.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
You need to have you got to add.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
In some real emotion.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Do I have to give this girl acting lessons? She
needs a nine volt in a strasburg a scholarship.
Speaker 10 (38:39):
I need a nine hole someone who done my step
ladder and they couldn't hit the battery. And this morning
Anthon and then my knife slipped between his ribs.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
But no one's thinking about how I feel.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
Graphic Weather, Sports and the Mark Pleazer Show on six
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Speaker 1 (39:04):
All right, comedian writer editor in chief that show tonight
dot com Michael Waftason's studio more with him in just
a second. Right now, it's meteorologist Jennifer Herbert is joining us,
and so hey, I was just looking at the current
temp according to the iHeart Studios, I am seeing seventy
nine degrees. So well, I'm not sure exactly where you
(39:29):
as far as the record goes, it is going to
be off of Is it the airport temperatures? How you
guys know that?
Speaker 5 (39:35):
Yeah, it's the airport it's whatever the National Weather Service says.
But yes, they get their readings from the airport.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Got I gotcha? Okay, Yes, I don't know if that's
you know, official as far as will the record be broken,
but I know it is darn close.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
It is darn close, so it is going to be close.
It's showing.
Speaker 5 (39:53):
I just pulled up what's happening at the airport. It's
still showing seventy eight. Let me see if it doesn't
look like it's gone to seventy nine.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
There yet, but we'll see.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
There's still some time.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, So what are we looking at as far as
lows tonight? And I know we have some rain moving
in and all of that, right.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Yeah, well the possibility of some severe storms moving in.
So tonight really a warm night. Enjoy your Friday night
because it's going to be dry. The low is fifty eight,
So waking up to unseasonably warm weather, we'll see increasing
clouds and that wind's going to pick up. As we
(40:31):
head into the overnight early morning hours, we'll start to
see that system move in Tomorrow morning. It'll start with
scattered showers that will turn to scattered thunderstorms. Our biggest
concern for tomorrow is damaging winds. Those wind gusts will
be over forty miles per hour and sustained winds up
to thirty.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Miles per hour.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
We can't roll out that we won't see some large
hail and isolated tornadoes. We are in a marginal risk
or a level one out of five risk. Those storms
will eventually become widespread as we head into the later afternoon,
and embedded in that will be scattered thunderstorms into Saturday morning.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
All right, very good, all right, Jennifer Herbert, Jennifer, thank
you very much. It is like I was just mentioning
seventy nine right now, comedian Michael loft Us in studio
with us or the homeless lesbian, you are sometimes referred
to as Wes Greg Gutfeld. Yes, just moving from box
to box. That's okay, That is an okay thing. Hey,
(41:33):
talk to me about Studio TST that show tonight. I
know you have some information some news about that.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Tell me about it's a big, big day for Studio TST.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Because you know me, guy, we've.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Been We've been doing this since I was out in
Hollywood and then you know, living in New York and YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
And I can't.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
I can't just sit around and watch things and complain
about things. I have to be part of this. That's
so that's and I love people who do that, like
my buddy John Rich in Nashville. He's part of the solution.
So we started this thing, Studio TST, and it's uh,
it's it's Netflix for people who just want to be entertained.
They they keep I'm so bummed out, Like, uh, I
(42:17):
went to watch that that uh, that Daredevil show on Disney.
Plus I'm a big Daredevil fan. And once again, even
though Trump is like, you got to close the DEI programs,
you can't do. And I was talking about this on
Gutfeld the other night. As a matter of fact, it
is permeated Hollywood, Like Hollywood to me, is over. They're
(42:38):
not gonna They're they're never going to course correct. They
want to infect everybody globally with this woke mind virus.
So we started doing Studio TST. We just added a
bunch more movies, we added a bunch more stand up shows.
We've got new we got programs that were about to announce.
(43:00):
So I don't want to talk about him here, but
we are very close within the next I'm guessing three days.
I'm hoping by early next week the app will be
available on Google Play and the App Store, so then
people can go, they can download it, they can watch
all of the great content from Studio TST on their phone.
(43:21):
And we are building. We are building a legit movie studio.
It's in streaming service. It's terribly exciting. And I tell
you what, until that app is ready, everyone's gonna have
to just get by by enjoying the quality comedy videos
at the Loftest Party YouTube channel. Tonight, there's a new one,
a Gavin new someone that I think a lot of
(43:42):
people are going to enjoy.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
It's a visual. It's a visual.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
So I won't get into it too much here on
the radio, but let's just say Gavin has the crazy hands,
and I know why it's a distraction. He learned it
from his aunt Nancy. Did you know that that they
were make sense? Yeah, Nancy Pelosi. He has that one
crazy hand that always goes up all that time and
gives her ideas on what stock she could buy. It
(44:07):
does all about stock purchases for the entire household there
for Pelosi. So Gavin Newsom is doing the same thing
he's doing. He's doing communist mime work. But that'll be
out at eight o'clock Eastern time, so everybody make sure
you check that out.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah, he's he's just setting up his attempt, I think,
to be the nominee for the Democrats in twenty twenty eight.
There's no question about this, Especially some of this stuff
that he's peddling right now. I'm not buying any of it.
Was he all with Charlie Kirk. I think I saw
maybe like a week and a half again.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
It's a great He also had Steve Bannon on the
other day and it went like when he was talking
to Charlie Kirk, Charlie Kirk is like, what about the
men in women's sports?
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Isn't that wrong?
Speaker 2 (44:54):
And Gavin Newsom starts waving his hands around, going it
is wrong, Charlie and I don't approve of that, And
I don't know why that's such a big thing. That
seems like a basic and it's like, dude, you're the
governor California. I think you could do something about it.
But he likes take He pretends to take this moral
stand and then doesn't do anything. It's the craziest, one
(45:14):
of the craziest things I've ever witnessed. He acts like,
he acts like he's from another part of the country.
You know, He's like, Oh, the Palisades burned the ground.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
That's horrible. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
start a podcast that'll help, or.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Or you could you could let those people rebuild their homes.
You could do that. Now, Yeah, he is him trying
to do this or trying to say those things. I
hope it somehow it only ends up burning his ass
because those think about the core group of the people
in California that would cast a vote for him now
(45:50):
and where you know, even on a national level, Look California,
clearly there's a lot of votes to be had there. Now,
I don't see most of them defecting and going the
fact that he did that, I'm voting for I think
jd Vance will probably end up being our guy in
twenty eight. Who knows who could emerge between now and then. Yeah,
but it's not like I don't think they're going to
automatically just defect to the Republican vote. But for him
(46:12):
to hear to say that, I'm listening to it, going
oh man, he just bs in people. He's trying to
get the centrist or the ones who maybe kind of
held their nose and voted for Trump but would like
to vote for somebody closer to and then go, oh, well,
this guy's kind of reasonable. I mean, listen to what
He's not ready to die on that hill, like a
lot of them are, you know?
Speaker 2 (46:33):
So yeah, that's I think they're exactly right. That's the
demographic that he's going. Oh he's a reasonable guy. Yeah,
if you're sitting there and dumb enough to listen to
what he's saying. At the podcast, I do a little
thing called judging people on their actions.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
And it's like, if you want to hop, if you.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Want to hopscotch over a bunch of half dead drug
addicts and try to skip across some human waste on
your way to the voting machine to vote for Gavin
up in San francis good for you. You might get knifed,
you might get robbed, but you know what, cast your
vote for Gavin because he said something sweet on a
podcast Once upon a time.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
I've never been there. I've never been to San Francisco,
and this is sad. I've never even been to California,
mikel I've never been but a heartbreaker, dude. Well, I
heard that exactly what you're talking about. I mean, there's
a lot of jokes. People always are talking about the
human waste literally pooh on the sidewalk, yes, and the
homeless problems and all of that. But it's real like,
(47:34):
and I think that's part of what I'm like. Man,
I want to go there right now. I gotta tell you,
I want to see I want to go to Alcatraz
so bad. I'm so fascinated by that whole thing. I
want to go over there and look at everything. But
I'm so scared to go to San Francisco. I'll be
honest me, it is. It is really like.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
When I first moved out to California, there was a
comedy club that I would play up in San Francisco.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
I would drive up there.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
I would take my time that town once upon a time,
like picture postcard, dude, Picture postcard, the Golden gate Bridge
and phenomenal restaurants, the views are and you like, Okay,
I get it, I get it. This is just a
gorgeous town and like so many great places to eat
(48:16):
and the natural beauty and it's just like there's no excuse,
there's a kind of it's one party rule.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
It's it's kind of like what you're talking about the
early when it was beautiful. I like to kind of
refer to that as like the full House San Francisco.
It was really beautiful. They're all the scenery and that, right.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
And I tell you what, there's no smog like in
Los Angeles. Yeah, San Francisco, holy smoke. There should it's
it's it. It really breaks your heart. Anybody who's ever
been up there when it was in any kind of
like of its glory days. It's heartbreaking what they've done.
And they have all these different agencies to oh, we're
the twenty four hour homeless agency. Oh we're the twenty
(48:58):
four hour Uh, we're gonna help the people get new needles. Oh,
we're the snacks on wheels. Oh were they have? They've
wasted all of this money on all of these agencies
that just don't work. They don't have cops, they don't
prosecute people for vandalizing businesses. They're taxing people through the roof.
Like Gavin Newsom like literally he is he's he's the
(49:21):
U haul salesman of the year.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Man, incredible, everybody. Check out the kind of circle back
to exactly what you were talking about when we first
started Studio TST and the loftiest party channel on YouTube.
And man, you have so much stuff going. This is uh,
this is great man. I love to see all this
branching out and and uh, it's it's great for you.
(49:43):
It's fantastic. Man, I love it. I love seeing it.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Well, thank you so much man, and and Studio TST.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
It's not just me like I have.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
There's a lot of people who are working very very
hard to make this happen. And I wish I could
greenlight more projects, you know, quicker, but it is. It's
it's one of those things where we're building it from
the ground up. And uh, I just I don't I
don't like it when people complain about stuff and they
don't offer a solution.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
So I just wanted to make sure that we could
do that. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Yeah, absolutely, man, that's perfect.
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