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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Police investigating reported shooting at Wilmer Hutchins High School in Dallas, Texas.
Police investigating this around one o'clock Central time that the
police call log showed nineteen units were at the scene.
No additional information immediately available except for Michael loftis is
joining me in studio and sorry to do a Kevin
(00:23):
James on you right there. But but no, you were
reading you said there was someone It is being reported
somebody was shot in the leg.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yes, yeah, yes, I think one of the students shot
in the leg. But hopefully, hopefully that's as bad as
it gets.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Right, because that's all that's being reported now. They're not
reporting if it was another student. They're not reporting anything
about the shooter or any of those things yet.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Right, it's a little bit too early for jokes. We
need a little bit more information on what's going on. Yep.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
But that is the very latest on that, and then
as that stuff becomes available, of course I will get
that right to you.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I like it. That was very This is a news
driven radio program. I like it rings oh so much.
New Let me let me tell you something when you
hear about it. No, I'm not even gonna do it.
I got so many. I got so many little comed
equips in the rolodecks ready to go, all of which
(01:22):
will get us fired. And I'm not even a lawyer.
I just watch it on TV. I'm like a law
and order guy. Doom dum dum dung dung dung dun.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, Mariska, Oh, Mariska, Hargete, get in here with your
short pencil skirt in your street smart sense of law.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Frisk me, Mariska. I've got a weapon hidden. Hey, I
got a sile. Shove it in your group pipe.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
That's this album perfect?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, but just the one time I'm a little quick
on the green pipe Chilely twigger and we're doing I'm
gonna go get a sandwich. Give me twenty minutes. I
might have a round two for ya.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Then there might be round two that would sound like this. Oh,
he leaves us hanging sound effect guy, what happened?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
He had to rewind the tape. It's literally it's nineteen
seventy two. He's in there with a pencil and a cassette.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Back and up.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I gotta get the sound effect back.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Then you're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Purpose jackass A.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Good stuff, Good stuff, dude, welcome in and just went off.
He wasn't even ready premature law and order. You just
look so sexy. I'm sorry, just haw boy, I knew
(03:05):
you know, I should have made an appointment with the
doctor for the yallis this is awkward. No, don't touch it,
just like it. Pong pong, oh iced tea Koko. Tonight's episode,
I can't breathe. That's good. That's good. That means it's working.
(03:27):
So what a day in Columbus, Ohio? How are you doing? Man? Frustrated?
I'm frustraded with the weather.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh yeah, I know. Yesterday dude, I was okay, So
you got the seventy five.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, it's just like my nipples can't take it. I
can't take it to either's spring or it's winter. Make
up your mind. I'm ripping through t shirts. Pung pong,
It's just it's bad news. It's bad news. There's an aching.
They they don't medica. They don't do a medication for
(04:02):
that either. You can't go into CVS and gimme gimme
the leather nipples bomb. No, not that tiger stuff that's
got eucalypus in it, burns. I found that out the
hard way.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
They do have. People will put band aids that run
marathons because the shirts rub.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, that's why they're wearing those. They're not They're not
little freaking freaks. No, I have to wear these because
I'm gonna run a marathon. Today's topic is why does
my breast hurt? Yes? So, oh god, it's lovely.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Though.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I think we're done with the freezing cold nights. That's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, thirty six though tonight we got Patsy Frost in
the freaking forecast again. Here's the good thing. By Thursday
sixty five, we get to seventy. We'll call it eighty
on Friday.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
And then we're in the low seventies Saturday, then the
middle sixties Sunday, but then back up to seventies.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So we made it. So, I say, so I'm safe now.
If I'm an Amish person, I'm planting corn. I'm ready
to go. I was so it was so windy today.
I seriously I watched the bird just give up. He
was like trying to fly across the street and he
was like, screw it, No, I'm just land. I'm just
gonna land. This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I thought, he would walk.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
No, he was looking through cars. He was a big
old raven and he was working at it. He was
working at it.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Now, those things with the enormous wings that think about
how much more wind that sail is collected?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Right? Just wake up today. You're hungry, you're a bird,
and you're like, son of a godly What am I
gonna do? You know what? I just I was just
gonna walk over the white Castle dumpster, just over the
best we are all over the place we are. It's good,
it is good, it's healthy for the it's good for
the environment.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
So tell me about Los Angeles. You're flying to La
week ye, and so what do you have going on?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I go to I go to uh New York City
on Thursday night. I'm gonna be on the Gregory Guttfeld
prokod on Friday.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Then I have a couple of days to kind of regroup,
and then I'm gonna go back to Los Angeles. This
is my first trip back for the Los Angelis who
in two years, and it's gonna be a weird one. Guy,
It's gonna be a weird one.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
So why so long since you've been there? I mean,
not want to go not really?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Why not? Really?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
No, Well, it's left, it's left of left of left.
I mean, you got a lot of left in New York,
but you also have I think there are maybe some
sensible people are starting to inhabit or at least come
out in New York. Like in LA they're still all
like brainwashed, right.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
They really are. Although I think these fires in the
Palisades and Malibu woke a lot of people up in terms,
because that's really what happens is like you live in
a community like bel Air or Beverly Hills or the
Palisades or Malibu, and you can you can vote for
all this craziness because you have your own private security.
You don't have to worry abou yeah, defund the police.
(07:14):
You have your own security. Oh yeah, we can dial
back on this and that and the other thing because
you are okay, it doesn't affect you. And but the boy,
this this fire really really I think woke a lot
of people up. And I just want to make sure
that they can remember the rage that they're feeling now
when it's time to recall Gavin Newsom, when it's time
(07:36):
to you know, get rid of Karen Bass.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Well, so since you were in last I mean, you
saw he's trying to act like he's middle of the
road now trying to make sense of it makes.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Sense, you know, it's brilliant. It's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Well yeah, but I don't think by and large most
people are going to accept it. And I like the narrative,
which is he's not trying to correct anything that he
did from before. He's just now jumping on Well I
think this that, but those things, he isn't any amends,
know nothing nor no.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Complete denial of reality, complete denial of his own history.
I don't know who's saying LATINX. LATINX is crazy, dude,
you said it on the way here, and I don't
think remember that. Here's what I do know. When I
tap my wrists together and I do this shimmy shimmy
shake shake with my crazy hands. Yeah, he's just completely Yeah,
we got to keep boys out of women's sports, and
(08:28):
then he'll sue Trump to make sure that they can
keep it's it's it's ridunculous.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Well, and I think that's going to well, you would
hope that it would keep him because he's clearly trying
to set.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Up twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh yeah, and take a shot at being the Democrat
the nominee, if you will.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
For which is a much better It's a much better
move that he's making with this little podcast full of
full of lives. You're listening to Pinocchio Radio, his podcast
of life than than what Bernie Sanders just did. Bernie
Sanders just went to Coachella. You know, I know it's
six hundred dollars a ticket. A package of not chose
is one hundred and fifty dollars. But we gotta we
we gotta watch it for the oligarchs the anyways, Like
(09:08):
is the Oligarchs band? Is that the dude room? That's Drokes, No,
the oligars, they're the billionaires, the elon musks baboo. Yeah,
and then AOC with him. That is such a bijardem Oh,
it's not bizarre at all if you look at Bernie
Bernie Sanders history, like, yeah, he he got.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Like going on there, like where he's thinking something, Oh.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
He wants it?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Really?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Oh does he think he has it? You're in a
plane with AOC got it traveling across the country. I'm
just saying in the bathroom's right there, it's a it's
a it's a mile hi club. Have you ever been
with an older man? I know what I'm doing. Dung dung.
It's gonna be a lot more.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
That's almost hard vark from.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
It's exactly who it is. That's what, that's what, that
is what else? It's John Binder doing Jackie Mace.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yes, yes, this.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Is the odd book. It's also Bona Senders. I'm from Vermont.
I have maples irup my bents. I make it aoz.
Do you like maplesrup. You got some pancakes over there.
We'll give them all a little slip of butter. I
don't know. You can't.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
He can't actually really believe though, that something could come
out of that situation, as far as you know.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You're gonna steal that, you're gonna steal that from him. No,
he's like, what one hundred and twelve? At least all
he does? Yes, Oh, and then slowly he's he's hoping
and praying that she'll be like, yes, Bernie, now is
the time. Let's fight the oligarchy together by making the
beast with two backs. Let us knock boots for freedom
(10:44):
and socialism. You know, if you were really a communist,
you would share the wangangs boom teg. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Those private jets they're taking everywhere. I'm sure, right, Okay, yes, she'll.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Just flying first class somewhere recently too, is she? But yeah,
you're on a private chat with AOC. It's late at night,
the cabin crews all asleep, and you're just like you
want to you want to share a blanket. Here we go.
There is no way that he believes that. Though there's
(11:20):
a chance, of course he does.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I can't hardly understand that. It has to be giving
him some sort of sign. Just give me some time,
sign girl, I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
My baby.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I think all she has to do is be sitting
there breathing. He's like, yes, she's into it.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
She wasn't.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I just gotta tell a clever joke about Joseph's falling
and she'll be into me.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
She gets up to leave from wherever, and he's hoping
she leaves quickly follows her. No, No, he's checking out
where she was sitting.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Oh, okay, maybe smelling the hair as she leaves.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Anyway, where were we Oh we're still here? Okay, Uh
stand by? Yeah, well stand by because that and uh
Katy Perry, Gail King.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
What just happened? All female crew
Police investigating reported shooting at Wilmer Hutchins High School in Dallas, Texas.
Police investigating this around one o'clock Central time that the
police call log showed nineteen units were at the scene.
No additional information immediately available except for Michael loftis is
joining me in studio and sorry to do a Kevin
(00:23):
James on you right there. But but no, you were
reading you said there was someone It is being reported
somebody was shot in the leg.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yes, yeah, yes, I think one of the students shot
in the leg. But hopefully, hopefully that's as bad as
it gets.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Right, because that's all that's being reported now. They're not
reporting if it was another student. They're not reporting anything
about the shooter or any of those things yet.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Right, it's a little bit too early for jokes. We
need a little bit more information on what's going on. Yep.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
But that is the very latest on that, and then
as that stuff becomes available, of course I will get
that right to you.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I like it. That was very This is a news
driven radio program. I like it rings oh so much.
New Let me let me tell you something when you
hear about it. No, I'm not even gonna do it.
I got so many. I got so many little comed
equips in the rolodecks ready to go, all of which
(01:22):
will get us fired. And I'm not even a lawyer.
I just watch it on TV. I'm like a law
and order guy. Doom dum dum dung dung dung dun.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, Mariska, Oh, Mariska, Hargete, get in here with your
short pencil skirt in your street smart sense of law.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Frisk me, Mariska. I've got a weapon hidden. Hey, I
got a sile. Shove it in your group pipe.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
That's this album perfect?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, but just the one time I'm a little quick
on the green pipe Chilely twigger and we're doing I'm
gonna go get a sandwich. Give me twenty minutes. I
might have a round two for ya.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Then there might be round two that would sound like this. Oh,
he leaves us hanging sound effect guy, what happened?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
He had to rewind the tape. It's literally it's nineteen
seventy two. He's in there with a pencil and a cassette.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Back and up.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I gotta get the sound effect back.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Then you're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Purpose jackass A.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Good stuff, Good stuff, dude, welcome in and just went off.
He wasn't even ready premature law and order. You just
look so sexy. I'm sorry, just haw boy, I knew
(03:05):
you know, I should have made an appointment with the
doctor for the yallis this is awkward. No, don't touch it,
just like it. Pong pong, oh iced tea Koko. Tonight's episode,
I can't breathe. That's good. That's good. That means it's working.
(03:27):
So what a day in Columbus, Ohio? How are you doing? Man? Frustrated?
I'm frustraded with the weather.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh yeah, I know. Yesterday dude, I was okay, So
you got the seventy five.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, it's just like my nipples can't take it. I
can't take it to either's spring or it's winter. Make
up your mind. I'm ripping through t shirts. Pung pong,
It's just it's bad news. It's bad news. There's an aching.
They they don't medica. They don't do a medication for
(04:02):
that either. You can't go into CVS and gimme gimme
the leather nipples bomb. No, not that tiger stuff that's
got eucalypus in it, burns. I found that out the
hard way.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
They do have. People will put band aids that run
marathons because the shirts rub.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, that's why they're wearing those. They're not They're not
little freaking freaks. No, I have to wear these because
I'm gonna run a marathon. Today's topic is why does
my breast hurt? Yes? So, oh god, it's lovely.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Though.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I think we're done with the freezing cold nights. That's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, thirty six though tonight we got Patsy Frost in
the freaking forecast again. Here's the good thing. By Thursday
sixty five, we get to seventy. We'll call it eighty
on Friday.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
And then we're in the low seventies Saturday, then the
middle sixties Sunday, but then back up to seventies.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So we made it. So, I say, so I'm safe now.
If I'm an Amish person, I'm planting corn. I'm ready
to go. I was so it was so windy today.
I seriously I watched the bird just give up. He
was like trying to fly across the street and he
was like, screw it, No, I'm just land. I'm just
gonna land. This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I thought, he would walk.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
No, he was looking through cars. He was a big
old raven and he was working at it. He was
working at it.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Now, those things with the enormous wings that think about
how much more wind that sail is collected?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Right? Just wake up today. You're hungry, you're a bird,
and you're like, son of a godly What am I
gonna do? You know what? I just I was just
gonna walk over the white Castle dumpster, just over the
best we are all over the place we are. It's good,
it is good, it's healthy for the it's good for
the environment.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
So tell me about Los Angeles. You're flying to La
week ye, and so what do you have going on?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I go to I go to uh New York City
on Thursday night. I'm gonna be on the Gregory Guttfeld
prokod on Friday.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Then I have a couple of days to kind of regroup,
and then I'm gonna go back to Los Angeles. This
is my first trip back for the Los Angelis who
in two years, and it's gonna be a weird one. Guy,
It's gonna be a weird one.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
So why so long since you've been there? I mean,
not want to go not really?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Why not? Really?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
No, Well, it's left, it's left of left of left.
I mean, you got a lot of left in New York,
but you also have I think there are maybe some
sensible people are starting to inhabit or at least come
out in New York. Like in LA they're still all
like brainwashed, right.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
They really are. Although I think these fires in the
Palisades and Malibu woke a lot of people up in terms,
because that's really what happens is like you live in
a community like bel Air or Beverly Hills or the
Palisades or Malibu, and you can you can vote for
all this craziness because you have your own private security.
You don't have to worry abou yeah, defund the police.
(07:14):
You have your own security. Oh yeah, we can dial
back on this and that and the other thing because
you are okay, it doesn't affect you. And but the boy,
this this fire really really I think woke a lot
of people up. And I just want to make sure
that they can remember the rage that they're feeling now
when it's time to recall Gavin Newsom, when it's time
(07:36):
to you know, get rid of Karen Bass.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Well, so since you were in last I mean, you
saw he's trying to act like he's middle of the
road now trying to make sense of it makes.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Sense, you know, it's brilliant. It's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Well yeah, but I don't think by and large most
people are going to accept it. And I like the narrative,
which is he's not trying to correct anything that he
did from before. He's just now jumping on Well I
think this that, but those things, he isn't any amends,
know nothing nor no.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Complete denial of reality, complete denial of his own history.
I don't know who's saying LATINX. LATINX is crazy, dude,
you said it on the way here, and I don't
think remember that. Here's what I do know. When I
tap my wrists together and I do this shimmy shimmy
shake shake with my crazy hands. Yeah, he's just completely Yeah,
we got to keep boys out of women's sports, and
(08:28):
then he'll sue Trump to make sure that they can
keep it's it's it's ridunculous.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Well, and I think that's going to well, you would
hope that it would keep him because he's clearly trying
to set.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Up twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh yeah, and take a shot at being the Democrat
the nominee, if you will.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
For which is a much better It's a much better
move that he's making with this little podcast full of
full of lives. You're listening to Pinocchio Radio, his podcast
of life than than what Bernie Sanders just did. Bernie
Sanders just went to Coachella. You know, I know it's
six hundred dollars a ticket. A package of not chose
is one hundred and fifty dollars. But we gotta we
we gotta watch it for the oligarchs the anyways, Like
(09:08):
is the Oligarchs band? Is that the dude room? That's Drokes, No,
the oligars, they're the billionaires, the elon musks baboo. Yeah,
and then AOC with him. That is such a bijardem Oh,
it's not bizarre at all if you look at Bernie
Bernie Sanders history, like, yeah, he he got.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Like going on there, like where he's thinking something, Oh.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
He wants it?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Really?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Oh does he think he has it? You're in a
plane with AOC got it traveling across the country. I'm
just saying in the bathroom's right there, it's a it's
a it's a mile hi club. Have you ever been
with an older man? I know what I'm doing. Dung dung.
It's gonna be a lot more.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
That's almost hard vark from.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
It's exactly who it is. That's what, that's what, that
is what else? It's John Binder doing Jackie Mace.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yes, yes, this.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Is the odd book. It's also Bona Senders. I'm from Vermont.
I have maples irup my bents. I make it aoz.
Do you like maplesrup. You got some pancakes over there.
We'll give them all a little slip of butter. I
don't know. You can't.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
He can't actually really believe though, that something could come
out of that situation, as far as you know.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You're gonna steal that, you're gonna steal that from him. No,
he's like, what one hundred and twelve? At least all
he does? Yes, Oh, and then slowly he's he's hoping
and praying that she'll be like, yes, Bernie, now is
the time. Let's fight the oligarchy together by making the
beast with two backs. Let us knock boots for freedom
(10:44):
and socialism. You know, if you were really a communist,
you would share the wangangs boom teg. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Those private jets they're taking everywhere. I'm sure, right, Okay, yes, she'll.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Just flying first class somewhere recently too, is she? But yeah,
you're on a private chat with AOC. It's late at night,
the cabin crews all asleep, and you're just like you
want to you want to share a blanket. Here we go.
There is no way that he believes that. Though there's
(11:20):
a chance, of course he does.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I can't hardly understand that. It has to be giving
him some sort of sign. Just give me some time,
sign girl, I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
My baby.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I think all she has to do is be sitting
there breathing. He's like, yes, she's into it.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
She wasn't.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I just gotta tell a clever joke about Joseph's falling
and she'll be into me.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
She gets up to leave from wherever, and he's hoping
she leaves quickly follows her. No, No, he's checking out
where she was sitting.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Oh, okay, maybe smelling the hair as she leaves.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Anyway, where were we Oh we're still here? Okay, Uh
stand by? Yeah, well stand by because that and uh
Katy Perry, Gail King.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
What just happened? All female crew
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