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We are smack dab in the middle of a super busy week, so we are throwing it back to the vault for an absolute classic with the bonus updates included. 

As we all gear up for another incredible season, we’re bringing you our ultimate Fantasy Football Refresher and a reminder of last seasons hot tea. Whether you're looking to dominate your draft or just need a reminder of how unhinged we are, this episode is for you.

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This week we are diving into the absolute absurdity of the US legal system. It turns out there are some truly wild statutes chilling on the books that could land you in actual handcuffs.

Inside this episode, we explore:

• A modern-day witch trial happening in the year 2026 
• Why eating dinner could make you a criminal 
• Illegal bar fights 
• Deeply confusing municipal rules about yard work 
• Why our home state of Utah re...

Do you even know what’s happening today?! There’s a total solar eclipse sweeping across Greenland, Iceland, and Spain, and whether you're under totality or just typing dumb emails while mildly annoyed by micro-inconveniences, you should be jazzed. 

In this episode, we’re going full "eclipse head." We break down the difference between Total, Annular, and Partial solar eclipses, explain why totality is a total s...

This week, the science girlies are tackling some weird and wild history of orthodontics! From adult aligners and 20 "speed bumps" glued to our teeth to "Hot Girl Metal Mouth Summer," we're breaking down what’s actually happening in your mouth when your teeth shift and why we pay one million dollars for it.

Plus, we dive into the gruesome history of dentistry: Romans aggressively poking their own teeth to align them, Pierre Fau...

We’re currently living through a nationwide lettuce outbreak, proving that even salads are actively trying to betray our digestive tracts. In this episode, we’re passing by basic norovirus and going straight for the weirdest ways to blow out your intestinal lining, and also sharing some deeply personal experiences. 

Join us as we discuss gastrointestinal threats that range from mildly inconvenient to nuclear hazard,...

This week, we are looking into the legendary shenanigans people get into while under the influence of Ambien.

From cooking gourmet banana bread in a dead sleep to cereal box wall reinforcements, sleep aids can do some terrifyingly hilarious things to the human brain. We read through a collection of the funniest, strangest, and most unbelievable Ambien stories from the internet. 

It’s casual, it’s bizarre, and it migh...

Are you tired of watching sports and wishing a supreme intellect would descend from the heavens to explain it to your simple, fragile mind? Wish no longer. Today, we are joined by an absolute titan of the game to finally explain the World Cup to us.

We cover the absolute essentials of football, including:

• The Rules: Substitutions, age limits, and when we inevitably get hit with a red or yellow card for asking an incredibly dumb q...

Welcome to the wellness industry, where everything is "life-changing," nothing is cheap, and apparently your asshole needs sunlight.

This week, we're sorting the science from the snake oil as we dive into the wild world of wellness. We cover the trends that actually have evidence, the ones that are mostly expensive vibes, and the ones that somehow convinced thousands of people to put themselves in some pretty compromising positions....

America is celebrating another birthday, so naturally we're celebrating by talking about... the Great Molasses Flood, the invention of tater tots, why teddy bears are named after Theodore Roosevelt, competitive hot dog eating, hippos that almost became dinner, and the surprising history behind Monopoly.

Join Christy and Ashley as they dive into some of the weirdest, funniest, and most unbelievable facts from around the United States...

A man so hungry he swallowed live animals, secret messages, and possibly much worse. Doctors tasting urine to diagnose disease. Bloodletting prescribed for everything from fevers to heartbreak. Leeches, maggots, and a royal employee whose job was literally to inspect poop.

This week, Christy and Ashley dive into the strangest corners of medical history. From the mysterious case of Tarrare, the Frenchman who could never seem to eat e...

Ever wondered why we are suddenly expected to celebrate "National Left-Handed Avocado Toast Day"? This week, we dive headfirst into the chaotic, multi-billion-dollar corporate matrix of the National Day Calendar website.

Join us as we pull back the curtain on how capitalism manufactured Father’s Day and basically every other weird holiday on your feed. We cover the sincere origins of holidays and how they go from cute to costl...

Mascots… where did they come from, why do we have them, and when did we collectively decide a giant foam creature should represent athletics?

This week, we’re diving into the history of team mascots—from their beginnings as literal good luck charms to the chaotic, fluffy, slightly unhinged muppet creatures we have today.

We get into iconic mascots like the Philadelphia Phillies Phanatic and the Phoenix Suns Gorilla...

Have you ever knocked on wood without knowing why? Crossed your fingers for luck? Avoided saying "quiet" at work because you didn't want to tempt fate?

This week we're diving into the strange world of superstitions. From Friday the 13th and black cats to sports rituals, healthcare folklore, and cultural beliefs from around the world. Along the way we discover why people throw salt at the devil, how a sneeze might eject your soul, an...

Ashley is a dog person. Christy became a cat person against her will but now won't shut up about them. Naturally, this turns into a full conversation about the strange and chaotic history of cats and why they somehow still run the world without contributing financially. 

This episode covers everything from Ancient Egypt and self-domestication to black cat superstitions, plague-era panic, orange cat behavior, tuxedo cat milliona...

People are doing WHAT for extra money?? 

This week we’re ranking the most unhinged side hustles we could find, from surprisingly smart to absolutely not. We’re talking renting out your pool to strangers, being a fake friend for hire, selling feet pics, and even getting paid to cry at funerals. 

We also try to guess how much these side hustles actually make… and let’s just say some of them had us que...

This week we’re tackling the important issues: crunchy or smooth peanut butter, online shopping vs. in-store, rewatching shows vs. starting new ones, and the deeply controversial question of whether leftovers should be reheated.

 It’s basically a rapid-fire “this or that” episode full of random opinions, unnecessary passion, and minor judgment. Consider this episode a very unofficial personality test to ...

Are these legendary creatures actually out there… or are they just really good stories we’ve been telling for generations?

This week, we’re diving into the origins of some of the world’s most famous cryptids: Bigfoot, the Yeti, and the Loch Ness Monster. From ancient folklore to modern sightings, we break down where these stories started, how they spread, and the “evidence” that keeps people ques...

No outline. No structure. Just vibes… and complaints.

This week Christy couldn’t get it together so we created categories for things that annoys us:
 “Immediate Trash,” “Reluctant Leave,” “This Is a Me Problem,” and “Society Needs to Fix This.”

And then we went off.

We’re talking:

• 4-way stops that somehow confuse everyone
• jeans that have never fit a single hu...

We planned a mini episode. The universe said, “lol no.” 

This week’s chaos includes crop circles, Stonehenge, and the wildly sus legend of the Bermuda Triangle. 

Armed with nothing but vibes and our strong belief that “Google is free,” we attempt to make sense of it all… and somehow leave with even more questions. 

Do we solve anything? No.
Do we laugh, interrupt each other, and q...