The 90s Never Happened
Ever wonder if your favorite 90s comic books hold up? Are you worried nostalgia is clouding your memories? Do you want to hear a trio of dorks discuss this? If you bothered answering those hypothetical questions at all, The 90s Never Happened is the podcast for you! Join Daniel Aegan as he drags Jude Graves and Bree Rose through a decade mired in slop. Find out if the big guns and bigger breasts of 90s comics stood the test of time. Will Jude’s comic virginity save her from a decade out to harm her mind? Will Bree be able to contain her giggles during any given episode? Will Dan be able to hold it all together when his co-hosts can’t go a minute without making things feel hot and wrong? The 90s are back, and no one is happy about it. Join the crew and relive events like Maximum Carnage, Fatal Attractions, that time Wolverine ripped off Thing’s face, and more action than you can handle. This will be your only warning.
Episodes
Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!
Finally, we finish 1992-93's X-Men X-Over X-Cutioner's Song, and it has x-hausted us! This episode, we read parts 10-12 from 1993’s X-Factor #86, X-Men #16, & X-Force #18 and go out in style. Stryfe is still on his mommy/daddy fetishist bullshit, Wolverine wants some hot moon action,...
Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!
Dan, Jude, and Bree continuing their coverage of 92-93's mutant saga X-Cutioner's song this week with parts 7-9: X-Men #15, X-Force #17, & Uncanny X-Men 296. Stryfe give us some slam poetry while acting out some torture fetish shit with Cyclops and Jean, Cable hangs out with Wolverine and ...
Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!
Last time on The 90s Never Happened, we read the first chunk of 1993-94's X-Cutioner's Song crossover event! This time, we're still friggin' reading it! That's right, we're getting pouch-deep in parts 4-6 in X-Force #16, Uncanny X-Men 295, & X-Factor #85!
The X-Men battles X-Force, Cyclops...
Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!
It's time for our next big crossover, and we're going back to X-mags to read 93-94's X-Cutioner's song event. Yes, I did spell that correctly. We read the first three parts laid out in Uncanny X-Men 294, X-Factor 84, & X-Men 14. Find out how many mutant heroes, villains, and human pals Mar...
Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!
We asked and you answered by...uh...asking! For the first time ever, we answer some of our fan's most alluring questions. Who carries loose spaghetti in their pouch? Why is Jude on the run from Canadian Mounties? Who's nailing who at the X-Mansion? We answer these and more! Hell, we even answe...
Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!
For some hot summer "fun" we take a peek into some of the images inside Marvel's 1993 Swimsuit Special: Big Fun on Monster Island. Take a trip to wet dream paradise and join Jude and Bree while they're forced to describe the images Dan sends them. Discover the images that kickstarted thousands...
Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!
You wanted more Luke Cage, so we're bringing you more Luke Cage! Well, Jude and Bree wanted more Luke Cage, but we've brought you more anyway. In today's episode, we go over 1992's Cage issues 3 and 4 guest starring the 90's favorite grumpy gus: The Punisher. We go over all the hits, kic...
Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!
Jude and Bree have been absolutely frothing at the bit for an episode about marvel's hardest hero. He's big, he's bald, he's badass. I'm speaking, of course, of Luke Cage. Daniel has his work cut out for him presenting the first two issues of 1992's Cage to the horniest women this side of a co...
Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!
This week, through no fault of their own, Dan, Jude, and Bree find themselves lost in the Spider-Man/X-Force crossover "Sabotage". Black Tom Cassidy blew up the World Trade Center, brought Juggernaut back from an undisclosed dimension, and all hell has broken loose in New York City. Can the co...
Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!
"What are we, some kind of X-Force?"
Dan, Jude, and Bree finished New Mutants in lackluster style in our last episode, and we've moved onto Rob Liefeld's X-Force. We read the first three issues and dissect the art, writing, story, and discuss the mania around this new title. Does it hold up? I...
Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!
Last week we discussed the Rob Liefeld and his contributions to the world of sloppy comic book creation. This time around, we're reading some of his work in 1991's New Mutants issues 98-100. How did Robby do when he took over writing and drawing the final three issues of this iconic run? How m...
Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!
Amazingly, we've gotten to episode 18 without having to talk about 90s "icon" Rob Liefeld. Before diving into his run on New Mutants and X-Force, we get into the man behind the feet, pockets, and question-mark-shaped women. Who was Rob Liefeld, and can this podcast do his legend justice?
...Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!
Sometimes life gets in the way of reading comics, so instead of a new episode, we have a blooper reel for you. Hear a pile of slop cut from our first sixteen episodes while we plan our next big stretch. Please enjoy this nonsense made from nonsense and please don't tell any of our mothers what...
Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!
Since everyone is getting high during podcast recordings (Bree, mostly), Dan decided to teach everyone a lesson about the dangers of drug use--90s style! We start with Captain America Goes To War Against Drugs (no shit, that's the title) and The Amazing Spider-Man: Skating on Thin Ice. What do...
Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!
This week, Dan, Jude, and Bree get geared up for their first firefight with The Punisher. We read and review issues 47-48 from 1991 AKA The Brattle Gun. What was Marvel thinking when they advertised this as a Dessert Storm tie-in? Is Frank Castle's fake mustache a hate crime? Does the giant gu...
Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask! Either that or you just don't care.
If Johnny Cochran were alive today, he'd have a thing or two to say about this week's episode. Since he's gone, Dan, Jude, and Bree are stuck lamenting over the second nuttiest trial of the nineties. That's right, it's the Trial By Jury three-issue arc from Amazin...
Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!
This week, Dan, Jude, and Bree continue their discussion on Peter Parker's pernicious parents. Are they who they claim to be, or are they clones, aliens, alien clones, boomer assholes, or something even weirder? Our crack team of comic book readers and pretend experts will get to the bottom o...
Welcome to The 90s Never Happened, your one-stop podcast for everything you wanted to know about 90s comics but are too afraid to ask!
Happy belated Valentine's Day from Dan, Jude, and Bree. On this special holiday episode, we read 1997's Marvel Valentine Special, which includes five short lovey dovey tales featuring Spider-Man and Mary Jane, Daredevil, Venus, Absorbing Man and Titania, and Cyclops and Jean Grey! Do these five stor...
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