CineMortuary Podcast

Your fortnightly digest of horror reboots, remakes, sequels, prequels and squeakquels with your hosts Rob Yeomans, Dave Walker and Willy. A proud part of the We Made This podcast network.

Episodes

10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)

March 31, 2024 • 78 mins

EPISODE 155 - The Cloverfield series rises from the ead like Jesus on an Easter Sunday as John Goodman, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and the other bloke get cozy inside a prepper's dream/nightmare.

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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)

March 10, 2024 • 66 mins

EPISODE 154 - Besmirching a silent film through the sounds of three men talking about it? Damn your interference!

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Willard (2003)

February 25, 2024 • 82 mins

EPISODE 153 - They're remaking any old horror film in the hope it works for a more modern audience? Ah, rats!

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Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)

February 11, 2024 • 133 mins

EPISODE 152 - Our longest episode to date is 2+ hours of Willy fanboying. Sorry about that. And, for the love of Bob, WATCH THE TV SERIES FIRST.

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Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)

January 28, 2024 • 82 mins

EPISODE 151 - Will Sean Bean die early or somehow stay away for most of the film? Cheque, please!

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Dawn of the Dead (1978)

January 14, 2024 • 78 mins

CineMortuary is 150. To celebrate, let's go shopping!

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Krampus (2015)

December 22, 2023 • 73 mins

EPISODE 149 - We picked an actual Christmas film this year, ho ho ho!

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Happy Death Day 2U (2019)

December 10, 2023 • 61 mins

EPISODE 148 - 1000 Ways to Die, Junior Edition.

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V/H/S/2 (2013)

November 26, 2023 • 89 mins

EPISODE 147 - M/I/X/E/D/B/A/G

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Dracula 3D (2012)

November 12, 2023 • 70 mins

EPISODE 146 - The worst thing to happen to Dracula since 90% of the other adaptations.

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EPISODE 145 - The beginning of season 7 sees the lads tackle one of the OGs in sequels continuing where the original ended, except somehow everyone is 3 years older and Doctor Loomis is now a total idiot. Pass the banana skin.

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Paranormal Activity: Tokyo Night (2010)

October 15, 2023 • 81 mins

EPISODE 144 - Sidequels are added to the CineMortuary pantheon as the Japanese do their own thing by also doing bugger all. PLUS, it's time for the 6th annual TURDIES Awards, recognising the best, worst, and best of the worst films we reviewed all year.

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28 Weeks Later (2007)

September 24, 2023 • 84 mins

We're the famous zombie hoard and we're off to Wembley! WEM-BER-LY! WEM-BER-LY!

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Cape Fear (1991)

September 10, 2023 • 86 mins

EPISODE 142 - After Bart starts receiving death threats from his nemesis Sideshow Bob, the Simpsons enter the Witness Relocation Program and move to a "Cape Fear"-esque town several miles away.

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Blade: Trinity (2004)

August 27, 2023 • 94 mins

If I had to team with that "d*ckface" owner of Wrexham I'd be annoyed too.

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Vampires: Los Muertos (2002)

August 13, 2023 • 71 mins

EPISODE 140 - Jon Bon Jovi done gone crazy.

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Ring 2 (1999)

July 30, 2023 • 66 mins

Naomi Watts and the creepy kid return for a second taping of the-- Wh-- What? Japanese version?!

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Plan 9 (2015)

July 16, 2023 • 88 mins

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Will Eat Itself.

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Terrifier 2 (2022)

June 25, 2023 • 76 mins

Hey hey! Hope you're ready for the Firefly Fun House in half-speed because BLOODY HELL TWO AND A HALF HOURS?!?!

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Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

June 4, 2023 • 75 mins

Just one more fight about a lot of things
And I will give up everything
To be on my own again
Free again, YYYEEEAAAHHHHH

Snickers Cruncher presents the grandaddy of them all, CineMortuary...

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CineMortuary Podcast

Episodes

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Willard (2003)

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)

Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)

Dawn of the Dead (1978)

Krampus (2015)

Happy Death Day 2U (2019)

V/H/S/2 (2013)

Dracula 3D (2012)

Halloween II (1981)

Paranormal Activity: Tokyo Night (2010)

28 Weeks Later (2007)

Cape Fear (1991)

Blade: Trinity (2004)

Vampires: Los Muertos (2002)

Ring 2 (1999)

Plan 9 (2015)

Terrifier 2 (2022)

Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

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