News Burp

News Burp

Support us on www.patreon.com/newsburp The Irish Comedy News Podcast that takes all the weird, wonderful and confusing news from the internet and burps its essence in your general direction.

Episodes

September 19, 2022 83 mins
Well, what can we say...?
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Today we have stories about…
Prince William getting pegged, Prince William denying being pegged, a vasectomy powered by an electric car, Russian soldiers getting catfished in the best way.

This...
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Today we have stories about…
The right way to play claw machines, cafe owner fucks up, Christiano Renaldo’s penis is small and here’s why and The FBI gets sued by the Monkees

This, plus some Fl...
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Today we have stories about…
Janet Jackson crashing computers, some roasted puppy fat will cure that rash, the Catholic Church doing something unforgivable? Surely not, and a woman gets an STD...
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August 23, 2022 75 mins
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Today we have stories about…

Bees ejaculate themselves to death, man burns his bum with bleach wipes, Monkeys are masturbating with stone sex toys and speaking of Monkeys, dogs can now get Mon...
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Wassup News Hounds, we're back baby!

A little later than originally planned but we're back every week from now until the end of October - live right here every Monday evening at 6pm (GMT)

Today...
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Another Top 5 from our Patreon vaults, this one is all about how to spice up your sex life, because we're proper gurus when it comes to that.

If you like these and want more of this, please consider signing up to our https://www.patreon.com/newsburp

We record a special episode just for our Patreon supporters in the form of a Top 5 list (of random topics, which can be suggested by Patrons of course) and some Florida Man stories.

So pl...
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July 14, 2022 95 mins
So here's the story, we're off until August (we had an episode explaining it all, but due to smelly technical problems that episode now doesn't exist).

But to keep you all going with sweet, sweet podcasty goodness we thought we'd offer you the chance to hear what we do over on http://www.patreon.com/newsburp.

We record a special episode just for our Patreon supporters in the form of a Top 5 list (of random topics, which can be sugges...
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July 8, 2022 94 mins
So here's the story, we're off until August (we had an episode explaining it all, but due to smelly technical problems that episode now doesn't exist).

But to keep you all going with sweet, sweet podcasty goodness we thought we'd offer you the chance to hear what we do over on http://www.patreon.com/newsburp.

We record a special episode just for our Patreon supporters in the form of a Top 5 list (of random topics, which can be sugges...
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For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube.

Hey folks, massive apologies for the technical problems we had with this episode, it was completely out of our control and we tried to edit as best we could, but you'll see how fucked it gets towards the end.
Anyway, we left it in just in case you wanted...
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Wassup Burpers,
Emojis are ridiculous, stranger things outside a Texas zoo, a dildo in a catfish, did you know that Snoop Dogg has a full time joint roller? And what’s your favourite type of M&M, is it people flavour? This and some good news apparently.

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Wassup Burpers, we're back after a week off because reasons.

Road trippin' and road schoolin', getting stabbed in the bum over pizza, Canada is on a watch list, science has turned hamsters into demons, and the real cause of all the school shootings is wo...
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Wassup Burpers, we're back after a week off because reasons.

But this week we have stories all about Illegal dildos, illegal portions of chips, robot aliens, plain eating to the extreme, and Octopus cannibalism and of course some good news apparently.

Enj...
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A him identifying as a her to get away with sex crimes, a woman nearly dies because of her phone, I need to know who is going to pay me that sweet alien prediction money, Britain’s most famous dish is actually mostly Russian and a cop ...
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The man with a penis on his arm better back the fuck off, always make sure you don’t accidentally confess to murder, a woman can’t help but shit herself, Bigfoot is fucking around again, Ireland isn’t all that and a bag of potato chips...
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This week we have stories all about having to drink human semen in the Thai Navy, a German couple who want to make incest legal, a man whose penis fell off but he got a new one grown on his arm (as you do).

Creepy dolls washing up on T...
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Today we have stories about…

Irish people are sex mad, but we’d rather fuck a robot but that’s ok because an electric shock to your cock could cure premature ejaculation. Inside a creepy unfinished theme park and secret swords at airpor...
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Today we have stories about…

Scientists are going to send a message directly to aliens, farts can kill you, shitty passenger shows how truly shitty he is, Loch Ness monster proof finally? And how about come cakeage?

This and of course s...
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Today we have stories about…

Diet cults that are run by cunts, if you haven’t had covid yet, you’ve got no friends, gay dog finds gay owners, lazy husbands are still a thing, and the most disgusting baby names.

This, the usual mindless b...
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Today we have stories about…

Nature eh, eh finds a way, flying spiders are a thing, legoland driver’s licences are a thing too, parenting tips from TikTok, and how long can you live on raw meat?

This, the usual mindless banter and of cou...
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