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The types of episodes that Vicki loves best. And you will too. Sit back, drive around town, fold that laundry, take that shower, whatever it is you happen to be doing, and enjoyyyyyy. 

Things we "tolerated" this week:

The Studio on AppleTV

The House of My Mother by Shari Franke

God of the Woods by Liz Moore

xoxo

m&v

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It's a lot of soul/psychic/sex/death chat honestly. And we think it's a good time. So, press play already. 

Oh! and a small White Lotus spoiler but don't worry, we warn you. 

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Let's begin with a pop culture rundown:
White Lotus!
With Love, Meghan - let’s hear a clip!
Anora!
Chelsea Handler and a clip from her new book!

Are you spending less in this political climate?

Could you marry someone who is the complete opposite politically?

Yes, kids, feel your feelings, cry but also, can you stop crying already?!

Michelle might ...

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Have you seen Chappell Roan's carpool karaoke? You simply must. 

We listened to the Diabolical Lies episode about Lily Phillips and OMG do we have thoughts and feelings, and CLIPS! We highly recommend you listen and share your t&f with us. This is the gangbang episode we talk about: Sex with Strangers

Story time: Goldilocks aka Michelle and the Three Vibrators - too hard, too soft, just right! 

Kids...

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Breaks are good. But we're BACK! 

THINGS WE'RE LOVING: 

Beam Glow - $30 off!

Hair, Skin, and Nails - fun to eat and seems to be working! 

xoxo, 

V & M

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HOW ARE YOU FEELING??

We'd love to hear from you.
Send us your post election thoughts, fears, questions, anything! - Record a voice note and email it to theumcast@gmail.com

Or do it on our website: Send us a voice message here!

Here is an offering of raw thoughts and feelings for our collective commiseration. We hope it helps a little. 

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We’re still in a bad mood but nothing like talking about a hand job to perk us right up.

Lots of sex tangents. It's like memory lane, you'll agree.

We mention Natasha Bedingfield but we really meant Natalie Imbruglia. Ahem, our bad.

Bedazzled - do you love that movie as much as we do? Also, Brendan Fraser was hot. 

Deviation count: 238

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Moving our bodies every day is keeping us sane, mostly. Fully support.

Perimenopause update from our resident 43 year old. It’s not great but together, we can handle it. Right? Tell us that’s right. Please.

Stories from a trip to Georgia and lessons on visiting family, securing a rental car, and potential kid injuries. Another fight or flight moment.

Have you listened to the ...

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Look, the things just kept popping up, taking charge of our emotions. And so, we’re calling this therapy as we process our most recently hated things together. Feel free to chime in! What are you hating lately? 

TWL:
Michelle is loving her new jewelry cleaner - it’s a brush! And The Wild Robot movie - she LOVED.
Vicki is loving the documentary Will and Harper on Netflix - so gooooood. ...

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Let’s take a trip to the urologist with Michelle. It’s like we’re right there with her. 

How long has it been since we’ve heard a Fasha story? Too long, we say. Thank goodness that ends right now.

Vicki is a perma-grouch now and maybe that’s just how it’s gonna be. Anyone else feeling this way? Orrrr is this what they call depression?

How much have you told your kids about se...

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The elimination, over decades, of all the things we have to busy or bother ourselves with, whether it be with housework, parenting, socializing, or work - maybe it’s flattening us into something really lame.

How to Be Better Parents! - an exploration in understanding big feelings, the ones our kids are throwing at us and the ones we ourselves are feeling. 

Surprise! Vicki finished watchi...

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Maybe it's best to just let the show be a fun surprise. Like, Pandora's Box! Or a box of chocolates! 

TWL:
Michelle is loving Tell Me Lies on Hulu
Vicki is loving Golden Hour by Anthropologie 

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Michelle and Vicki talk a little about what its like to be sick these days, what living with cats is really like, how donating plasma is actually super chill, how trying new things doesn’t mean you can’t change your mind, why putting your partner down in front of friends can be sticky, and that talking about sex with your partner should be normalized. 

Thing We’re Loving: 
Michelle is loving ...

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Let’s kick this off with a mom anxiety moment complete with a phone call to school.

And saying we’re sorry is sometimes ok, especially when it comes to chicken wings?

We got our ears pierced at Claire’s and made a new friend? Also, should these holes still hurt?

Michelle tried something new and unique! She’s only half way through the process of plasma donation, yes, plasma dona...

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We talk about going to back to school, the emotions of buying a new car, Michelle’s new potential diagnosis, Vicki’s new beauty routine, and we host a fun pop culture round up! 

Things We’re Loving: 
Vicki is loving her new workout routine. Listen for the details! 
Michelle is loving Emily in Paris - first 4 episodes are out on Netflix now! 

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It’s just another week of fun and nonsense over here. A surprising amount of bodily function discussion and if that makes your squeamish, maybe this is exactly what you need. Ya know?

Meandering stories, you betcha.
Laugh out loud moments, guaranteed.
Did one of us cry, absolutely.

The night terror trick that actually works!

A fun political letter from a listener an...

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Keeping secrets from family.
Kids vs Adults, and parenting is relentless, yes?
Night terrors just won’t let up.

Switching gears right into the Brazilian bikini wax and Michelle’s new guest in the room.

Politics! This is how it’s gonna be babies, allll the way to November. Settle on in. 

TWL:
Vicki is loving James by Percival Everett
Michelle is loving the Fi...

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Kicking it off with summer vacation things

Answering all the questions! 

UMcast Anonymous: 
How are we surviving financially during this time of inflation and specifically in San Diego, CA??

Questions from Instagram: 
What female literary characters do we most identify with? 
What are we looking forward to watching in the summer Olympics? 

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Sleep diaries and modesty
Cleaning diaries
Everything is too expensive
The cult of faux ear bandages
Social media sobriety update
Prime Day Influenced
Trust the clock to get more done
Communication ist gut
We knew Biden would before he did…might as well talk politics while we’re on a roll

TWL:
We’re both loving Presumed Innocent on AppleTV but you should wai...