Massive Report Podcast
All things Columbus Crew talk, news, and analysis.
Episodes
The Crew snatch defeat from the jaws of victory against Minnesota in front of what is increasingly becoming a very frustrated home crowd. How? Why? Was there anything good to take away from this terrible loss? Brian, Bart, Murph, and Sam discuss the hows and whys.
The Columbus Crew have won TWO IN A ROW. Is the panel changing its mind about the fate of this 2026 season? Listen in to find out. Brian, Brett, Bart, and Murph bring you all the breakdowns.
The Crew beat Richmond in the Open Cup, but all to New England on the road.
The Crew salvage a point at home against Orlando City thanks to the efforts of Diego Rossi, but it did not come without a cost as they lose Wessam Abou Ali to a season ending injury. Where does the team go from here?
The Columbus Crew FINALLY get a win and looked like the team we had expected, or at least hoped, they would look like this year. How did things finally go right? Brian, Murph, Bart, Sam, and Brett (from afar) weigh in on Saturday's result and what the team can do moving forward.
It's a week off from league play for the international break. Can the Columbus Crew get their act together and secure their first victory of the season on the road in Atlanta? Brian, Brett, Bart, and Murph explore the possible outcomes and what the team needs to do to secure all three points. Also, is Bez really coming back to the Crew? We may not have answers, but since when has ever stopped speculation.
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The Massive Report podcast is joined by author Carlos Mojica to talk about his new children's book on soccer, GOAL! AVAILABLE HERE
The Crew did go to Toronto... and remained winless in the 2026 season. Brain, Brett, Murph, Bart, and Carlos break down what is ailing this team and explore some uncomfortable realities.
Special thanks to City Tavern for hosting and sponsoring the Massive Report Podcast.
Heartbreak in extra time as the Crew fall at home to Nashville. What the heck is going on? Matt, Murph, Bart, and Sam break down the breakdowns. Let's talk about the 2026 pre-match antics too while we are at it.
Special thanks to City Tavern for hosting and sponsoring the Massive Report Podcast. Check out this week's special below.
St Patrick’s Day specials run Saturday-Tuesday
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Another less than ideal outing for the Columbus Crew, and this one was at home. Can Henrik figure out a solution for what plagues this team? The Crew now have to take on a HOT Nashville team, and Derrick Jones and Yaw Yeboah get lifetime suspensions from MLS for gambling.
Special thanks to City Tavern for hosting and sponsoring the Massive Report Podcast. Check out this week's special below.
St Patrick’s Day specials run Saturda...
Well, at least the Crew got a point on the road this time. Brian, Brett, Bart, and Sam look back and what has worked and what has...um... er... not at the game against Kansas City. It is officially CREWSMAS week. Will the form come around against Chicago in the home opener?
Special thanks to City Tavern for hosting and sponsoring the Massive Report Podcast.
A less than ideal way to kick off the 2026 season for the Columbus Crew on the road in Portland. Positives? Negatives? And where do we go from here to change things before the next game at Kansas City? Brian, Brett, Murph, and Sam break down what they saw.
Special thanks to City Tavern for hosting and sponsoring the Massive Report Podcast.
Pat Murphy got to chat with Columbus Crew head coach Henrik Rydström and General Manager Issa Tall today. Full interview and Pat's insights.
The 2026 Major League Soccer season kicks off in LESS THAN A WEEK!! How do we feel about this year's Crew team? Well, who the hell knows. Brian, Brett, Murph, and Sam break down what we DO know and what we DON'T, but will have plenty of speculations on how things could play out. It's the 2026 season preview.
The Columbus Crew finally welcome their new coach in person, JRR shipped (literally?) to France, and a couple of new additions join the team.
The Columbus Crew hire a new coach and sign a new midfielder. Nancy gets fired from Celtic.
Everything is now officially official. Nancy to Celtic, Darlington has retired, and Don Garber rule bending finally delivers as Miami claims MLS Cup. What now? Brian, Brett, Murph, and Sam discuss.
The offseason is in full swing for the Columbus Crew and now the head coach is leaving. Murph, Brett, and Sam are joined by Massive Report original Patrick Guldan in breaking down the possibilities moving forward for this team and it's leadership. Plus, we answer a lot of your submitted questions.
Check out Patrick's new substack at EndlineNotebook.substack.com/
So many changes in Columbus and MLS this off season, but could there be even more on the horizon. Murph, Brett, Bart, and Sam look at what we know so far.
Alas, the 2025 season has come to an end. Reactions to the last game at FC Cincinnati and previews of offseason podcast topics. Have questions? Send them our way via Twitter (X), BlueSky, or email massivereport@gmail.com
The Crew exercise COMPLETE and utter domination over FC Cincinnati at the LDC. How will this shape the return trip to Cincy for game three? Are FCC fans losing their collective minds regarding Pat Noonan?
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