Massive Report Podcast

Massive Report Podcast

All things Columbus Crew talk, news, and analysis.

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April 7, 2026 56 mins

The Columbus Crew FINALLY get a win and looked like the team we had expected, or at least hoped, they would look like this year. How did things finally go right? Brian, Murph, Bart, Sam, and Brett (from afar) weigh in on Saturday's result and what the team can do moving forward. 

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It's a week off from league play for the international break. Can the Columbus Crew get their act together and secure their first victory of the season on the road in Atlanta? Brian, Brett, Bart, and Murph explore the possible outcomes and what the team needs to do to secure all three points. Also, is Bez really coming back to the Crew? We may not have answers, but since when has ever stopped speculation.

 

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March 24, 2026 99 mins

The Massive Report podcast is joined by author Carlos Mojica to talk about his new children's book on soccer, GOAL! AVAILABLE HERE

The Crew did go to Toronto... and remained winless in the 2026 season. Brain, Brett, Murph, Bart, and Carlos break down what is ailing this team and explore some uncomfortable realities. 

Special thanks to City Tavern for hosting and sponsoring the Massive Report Podcast.

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March 17, 2026 73 mins

Heartbreak in extra time as the Crew fall at home to Nashville. What the heck is going on? Matt, Murph, Bart, and Sam break down the breakdowns. Let's talk about the 2026 pre-match antics too while we are at it. 

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March 10, 2026 60 mins

Another less than ideal outing for the Columbus Crew, and this one was at home. Can Henrik figure out a solution for what plagues this team? The Crew now have to take on a HOT Nashville team, and Derrick Jones and Yaw Yeboah get lifetime suspensions from MLS for gambling. 

 

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March 3, 2026 58 mins

Well, at least the Crew got a point on the road this time. Brian, Brett, Bart, and Sam look back and what has worked and what has...um... er... not at the game against Kansas City. It is officially CREWSMAS week. Will the form come around against Chicago in the home opener?

Special thanks to City Tavern for hosting and sponsoring the Massive Report Podcast.

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February 24, 2026 77 mins

A less than ideal way to kick off the 2026 season for the Columbus Crew on the road in Portland. Positives? Negatives? And where do we go from here to change things before the next game at Kansas City? Brian, Brett, Murph, and Sam break down what they saw.

 

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February 19, 2026 55 mins

Pat Murphy got to chat with Columbus Crew head coach Henrik Rydström and General Manager Issa Tall today. Full interview and Pat's insights.

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February 17, 2026 79 mins

The 2026 Major League Soccer season kicks off in LESS THAN A WEEK!! How do we feel about this year's Crew team? Well, who the hell knows. Brian, Brett, Murph, and Sam break down what we DO know and what we DON'T, but will have plenty of speculations on how things could play out. It's the 2026 season preview.

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February 6, 2026 58 mins

The Columbus Crew finally welcome their new coach in person, JRR shipped (literally?) to France, and a couple of new additions join the team. 

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January 7, 2026 76 mins

The Columbus Crew hire a new coach and sign a new midfielder. Nancy gets fired from Celtic.

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December 9, 2025 60 mins

Everything is now officially official. Nancy to Celtic, Darlington has retired, and Don Garber rule bending finally delivers as Miami claims MLS Cup. What now? Brian, Brett, Murph, and Sam discuss.

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November 25, 2025 93 mins

The offseason is in full swing for the Columbus Crew and now the head coach is leaving. Murph, Brett, and Sam are joined by Massive Report original Patrick Guldan in breaking down the possibilities moving forward for this team and it's leadership. Plus, we answer a lot of your submitted questions.

Check out Patrick's new substack at EndlineNotebook.substack.com/

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November 18, 2025 70 mins

So many changes in Columbus and MLS this off season, but could there be even more on the horizon. Murph, Brett, Bart, and Sam look at what we know so far.

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November 11, 2025 57 mins

Alas, the 2025 season has come to an end. Reactions to the last game at FC Cincinnati and previews of offseason podcast topics. Have questions? Send them our way via Twitter (X), BlueSky, or email massivereport@gmail.com

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November 5, 2025 60 mins

The Crew exercise COMPLETE and utter domination over FC Cincinnati at the LDC. How will this shape the return trip to Cincy for game three? Are FCC fans losing their collective minds regarding Pat Noonan?

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October 29, 2025 57 mins

The Crew drop the first of a best-of-three playoff game in Cincinnati. Can they rebound? The Good, the bad, and the ugly.

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October 22, 2025 59 mins

What a way to close out the regular season! Did the Crew finally turn the corner as they head into the playoffs? Was there a dry eye at the LDC during the Darlington Nagbe tribute? We discuss.

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October 15, 2025 55 mins

The Captain retires. 

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October 7, 2025 47 mins

Crew earn a point in Orlando and can no finish no higher than 7th with one more game to play in the regular season to determine who and where they play in the playoffs.

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