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Happy Thursday thotties! 🥂 We are in our thirty and flirty era…even though Kelsey is already halfway to 31 🤢 and let’s be real…how is that even possible??? We go over what we have learned in our short thirty years here on earth and what we would love to go back and change or wish we could encourage our younger selves to learn sooner. NEWS FLASH!!!! LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS! Life at 30 is pretty sweet for the stable but not girlies ...

Tell a friend to tell a friend, WE’RE BAAAACK! 🥂🎉 Guys, it’s been a long 2 years but here is a gift to you!!! Also, it wouldn’t be Melissa and Kelsey if we didn’t plan to release this on Christmas but ran into LOTS of technical difficulties trying to do so….. So hope January works for y’all LOL Truly, thank you so much for hanging around and waiting on us, and if you’re a new listener - welcome, buckle up, and enjoy 🤪 We are bey...

WE’RE BACK! Did you miss us??? Melissa’s stuffy, Kelsey’s bruised, we’re still unstable and living through it. Are we a day late? Yes. Are we hours late while being a day late? Also yes. BUT WE ARE JUST GIRLS, OKAY??? 😂 And while we're being honest, Melissa edited but didn't write a full description of the episode and Kelsey is quickly trying to crank this out because she has her actual job to do 🙃 so take a listen, hear what we ...

What’s up thotties, we are back with another episode and this week we are cranky, we are tired and we are mourning. RIP Matthew Perry 💔 and also, if you didn’t already know this, Melissa’s uterus is expanding 😭 she is still not enjoying pregnancy but we digress 😴 Kelsey is also down bad, but she is insured and USING THOSE BENEFITS HUNNY 💅 now both the girlies are four eyes 🤓 but Kelsey opted for✨transitions✨ but also maybe gal...

Happy Thursday, thotties!! Hey hi how ya derrrrirn??? 🤪 We’re here, hot, and unstable as we talk possible new merch ideas (we still have merch for sale btw ‼️). Tune into our instagram for our poll on our new merch ideas! We are more than halfway through 2023 and Kelsey has realized her New Years resolutions’ need to be... well, to not make anymore resolutions 😂 We’re both fall loving girlies and there aren’t enough days!!! It's ...

✨**we apologize for any bob the builder related noises you may hear during this episode, all we have to say about it is, well, JOE.**✨ We feel like we’ve been saying this a lot lately but we’re BACK! Kelsey’s now a pilot (go her) ✈️ and Melissa is still here and still pregnant. 🤰 Melissa doesn’t have pregnancy brain, she is literally just that dumb and she’s OKAY with that ok! 😂 While Melissa was easily influenced by hoove shoes ...

Sup thotties, we’re here this week and Kelsey has a tale of how she made some Spaniards mad and they are now scamming her. Pregnancy is already taken its toll on Melissa and boy are these going to be a loooong seven months 😮‍💨 We’ve had it up to the ceiling with these baby names!!! YOU ARE NAMING AN ADULT!!! Stop the madness! Melissa’s salty about her registry being, well, ignored for a lack of a better term 😅 Kelsey is setting ...

WHAT IS UP THOTTIES! 🥂 We are finally back (oops, sorry) and so so glad you have stuck with us. We use this episode as a catch up. What's up, how ya been? We bring a lot of big, HUGE life updates and don't worry - we won't be gone as long again because we are trying to get our lives together by actually scheduling some bulk erecting days 🤦🏼‍♀️ Kelsey shares her life updates, ranging in a LOT of different emotions 🙃 and Melissa ...

THOTTTIESSSSS, we’ve missed you! Kelsey is distraught as homeboy is "cross country" in Europe and Melissa finds peace in hearing about murders??? Hurricane Idris, Adelaide or whatever the heck she wants to be called made landfall but on a serious note, we are sending our prayers to every single person/family that has been affected by the hurricane. Kelsey needs glasses?? 🤓 Welcome to 28, girlie pop! 🥂 we’re still looking to start...

Thotties we are thottin this week 🥴 The heat is triggering us, people who love this weather trigger us, and being exhausted triggers us 😡 Invest. In. Your. Beds. Guys!!!! Or if you’re Kelsey and homeboy, just invest in a sleep number and call it a day. Are you guys on Melissa’s side and will be brutally honest with your friends or are you going to ✨ listen ✨ and support them? Kelsey has been planning on perfecting her acoustics i...

THOTTIES WE’RE BACK!!! 🍾 Joe put Kelsey in a giggly mood or maybe it’s homeboy?? We’ll just go ahead and say it’s both 😛 we have homeboy and we have Franklin 🐢 and with homeboy, Kelsey wants everyone to STOP 🛑 swiping up ok??? Anyone who picks up Melissa with pizza is a winner in her book and homeboy definitely passed the test 💪 Kelsey’s allergy to DAWN has come back with vengeance and it’s a pain in all our sides tbh. The gir...

Starting off unstable this week with Melissa doing Kelsey’s job 😂 I mean we can’t even get to check ins without random questions to kick things off - so thotties, what kind of fruit do you like? Are you berry bitches or are you sticking with stone fruits? We love Kelsey’s smitten vibes, is it finally her lover girl era??? 😍 We take a moment to discuss the hard parts that come with grief; we’re keeping Melissa and her family in ou...

While Kelsey may have shown up ✨ slightly ✨ on time to record, she did not show up caffeinated and she’ll tell you aaaallll about it 😉 but seriously, coffee is life and if you know you know. We don’t settle for gas station coffee in the booty room 🛑 but is homeboy going to make Kelsey a tea drinker??? Stay tuned because Melissa is worriED. Melissa is popping bottles whether it’s on an airplane or in her house 😂 we hear some pret...

**TW suicide/SA** We’re starting off hot and heavy after a *much* needed week off describing how Kelsey was toxic for her birthday and how Melissa is a baby when it comes to shots 🙈 we’re gossip girl Stans and haters even if homeboy and Joey don’t understand! Is Kelsey in love??? Maybe not but Melissa is with this situation and we’re here for it 😆 hearing Kelsey swoon over her new boo makes Melissa just so happy for her bestie 😍...

Prosecco bottles aren’t for Melissa and you can clearly hear that in the first 15 seconds of this episode 🫠 Joe tried DECEIVING the perfect calendar Melissa has placed in her life, which track since he is always problem! Kelsey is fully committing to hard launching bae down the line, and we’re kinda here for it?? 👀mTHIS DAMN SUBMARINE has us in a choke hold with asking why???? How???? Again—WHY??? We’re ending the Scandoval serie...

Raise your hand if you’re a girlie with stomach issues 🙋🏼‍♀️ we’re delusional and long winded with this episode as we start with our intrusive thoughts on wanting Taco Bell and what our orders entail. Joey D and Melissa have a new adventure they are embarking on and Melissa is slightly stressed but excited! Stay tuned for all the updates on that 😜 Kelsey and Melissa have battled this battle for the last couple years but we are S...

We are absolutely not stable this week coming off of Kelsey’s birthday and it tracks. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR GEMINI QUEEN!!! We love our Kelsey and we are so glad she was born—gemini or not 😂 Buffets are not a thing for the girlies and that’s just that. We both have equal icks when it comes to the consumers and workers in the service industry 😂 when it comes to mowing our own lawns, Kelsey and Melissa are very firm on their belief...