Bloodline Banter

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, our best friend Kiersten joins us for an episode that goes completely off the rails — and casually drops the news that she’s leaving Nashville and moving back to Texas.

Before we can properly mourn the friendship, we have bigger problems to address: apparently she doesn’t like sweet tea, cornbread, collard greens OR chicken casserole, so naturally her entire Southern id...

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where absolutely nothing was planned and somehow everything became a topic. This week, we’re bouncing from why the Smoky Mountains are basically Vegas for Baptists and the absolute robbery happening at the gas pump, to childhood reading logs, school lunches, cartoons, fast-food burger rankings, and why nobody has 35 minutes to caramelize an onion.

We also get into Walmart refusing to accept ...

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re running on no sleep after spending nearly 24 hours at the hospital waiting on Landon’s sister to have her baby—and somehow eating our way through half of Chattanooga in the process. We recap the chaos of the waiting room, the birth, and everything that happened during one very long day.

Then we get into grandparents feeding squirrels biscuits, people from our home...

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re all over the place in the best way possible. We kick things off with Riley’s completely unhinged dream involving Canada, a Ferris wheel, some famous friends, and somehow our old high school guidance counselor before taking a trip down memory lane to talk about what we were actually like in high school—and the advice we’d give anyone having to survive it now.

If your family has ever claimed they could heal burns, predict babies, or cure warts... this episode is for you.

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week we're swapping some of the wildest Southern family stories we've ever heard including our cousin, who could actually talk the fire out of a burn, our Granny that could rub warts away, and the old pencil-on-a-string trick that somehow always seemed to predict whether someone was...

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where our life advice is free for a reason and our luck on the interstate is somehow even cheaper.

This week we're talking about the piece of metal that flew off a semi and absolutely destroyed Landon's car, why an ordinary drive turned into an interstate demolition derby, and whether moving to Franklin might actually be worth the headache. We also recap our trip to an antique shop that felt one ex...

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week includes waking up four separate times just to eat, willingly paying $200 to have our chest hair ripped out, and making the case that an egg in ramen is one of the greatest culinary inventions of all time.

Food completely takes over this episode as we rank the ultimate Southern breakfast and dinner, debate the meals that raised us, and somehow spend way too long defending why adding...

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we're covering everything from why the internet thinks Landon secretly got married to whether Texas deserves to be called part of the South.

We kick things off by catching up after a few days apart, talking sleep scores, Botox appointments, spending habits that may or may not be getting out of hand, and why planning a vacation sounds a whole lot easier than actually booking one. Alo...

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we’re sweating like rotisserie chickens, arguing that Dolly Parton may have outdone Buc-ee’s, and trying to solve the mystery of why someone’s charcoal-coated ground beef landed on Riley’s apartment windowsill.

We spiral into Southern heat that’ll make you question your deodorant, Landon’s solo beach trip complete with shark sightings and fake IDs...

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we somehow manage to turn a conversation about sleep scores into a full-blown debate over vodka, Chick-fil-A, and what we think Heaven's menu looks like. We kick things off comparing our Oura sleep scores before diving into our drinks of choice, why dirty martinis taste like salad dressing, and whether vodka sodas are actually enjoyable or just punishment in a glass. From there, Ril...

This episode starts with our sleep scores and somehow spirals into childhood illnesses, public school memories, and why Southern people can turn a double-wide into a luxury estate with enough porch additions and Home Depot lumber. We also relive some of our finest moments, including getting kicked out of Lowe's after making announcements over the intercom, debating whether private school kids are "kettle cooked," and questioning wh...

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we're catching up after another weekend on the road and discussing the realities of traveling across the South, from long-haul road trips and festival crowds to the point where you finally decide you're too old to spend fourteen hours in a vehicle. We recap our time at Rock the Country, share some of the more interesting characters we encountered along the way, and debate whether there i...

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we're joined by the one and only Abby Lee Miller, and from the moment she sits down, the conversation goes completely off the rails.

Abby gives us a major life update, talks about what she's been up to since television, shares her thoughts on some of her former dancers, and opens up about recent health developments. We also dive into the realities of life after Dance Moms, what people st...

Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Bloodline Banter, where this week starts with questionable sleep scores, Landon sleeping like a Victorian corpse, and a valet company that somehow managed to turn a routine parking job into a blown tire and a full-blown customer service nightmare. Naturally, this spirals into a rant about apartment parking, Tesla surveillance footage, and the growing suspicion that nobody in Nashville is a...

Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Bloodline Banter, where this week somehow turns into a full discussion about raw Mexican restaurant chicken, the downfall of Pizza Hut, impossible gym membership cancellations, fake résumés, DoorDash drivers refusing to come upstairs, and why every small town only has pizza and Mexican food. We also debate croutons, church potlucks, Krispy Kreme runs in Pigeon Forge, bagel shops with quest...

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter where this week we start off talking about Family Feud and somehow end up debating horse farms, marathon running, organ donation, and why root beer tastes like something that should never have been approved for human consumption.

This episode is completely all over the place in the best way possible. We get into sleep scores, gym goals, Cherry Coke addictions, social media couples that seem just a l...

Welcome back to another episode of Bloodline Banter where this week we somehow managed to cover the Met Gala, global pandemics, Sonic sewage disasters, the Pythagorean theorem, and the possibility that chickens were probably traumatized the first time they laid eggs. So basically… business as usual.

We kick things off reacting to some of the most questionable Met Gala looks we’ve ever seen and quickly spiral into a dis...

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We’re back again… this time from a brand new studio that looks way more put together than we actually are.

Because behind the scenes? We just got back from Texas and we are running on absolutely nothing... no sleep, mild d...

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we bring on our best friend from home, Skylar, and immediately regret it because the stories start getting a little too honest… and a little too incriminating.

We kick things off with a full-circle moment, going all the way back to the original version of this podcast that never saw the light of day, mainly because some people were a little more camera shy back then (we won&r...