Boot the Ute 🦞

Boot the Ute 🦞

A podcast for 40+ year old women named Sharnie who’ve had a hysterectomy. (or for anyone who wants to hear stories of hysterectomy recovery and life sans uterus) The lived experiences of two professional clowns who happen to both be called “Sharnie”, who also happen to be between the ages of 40 and 45, who ALSO happen to have had hysterectomies. What? It’s way more common than you think. Someone YOU know named Sharnie has probably had one! This podcast has absolutely no business offering any kind of medical advice, but is hopefully useful to someone who’s thinking about having, or has had, or knows someone who’s had a hysterectomy. Or is named Sharnie. And seriously, we are not medical professionals, unless we play one on stage. Boot the Ute was recorded in Naarm | Melbourne, on the lands of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation. Chanie & Sharney would like to acknowledge that sovereignty was never ceded. Always was, and always will be, aboriginal land.

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June 21, 2026 • 38 mins

Episode 5 finally talks about the subject that has been on the tip of Chanie and Sharney's tongues since Boot the Ute began...SEX. From the vault to the clit (and the tailbone in-between), we discuss all things pleasure and pain whilst Chanie asks Sharney the hard questions such as; If you do it once, can you do it again? What is Dysorgasmia? And most importantly, is Doogie Howser a real Doctor?

TW: We allude to sexual trauma in ge...

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Episode 4 checks back in 3 months down the line to see how the recovery post-hysterectomy has gone for Chanie. Discussing unforeseen complications and surprises, and the reality of recovery vs what they tell you on paper.   Plus a bonus live recording of "The Song of the Psychic Moot", a beautiful and haunting song completely improvised by the duo on the spot.   This episode is not to be missed or mooted.    Rea...
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Sharney & Chanie talk about what to expect on the recovery side of things post-hysterectomy, right before Chanie goes under the knife. This one's a pearler of wisdom, fact-checked from a handy (decades-old) document provided by the hospital. 

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This podcast was recorded in Naarm (Melbourne) on the traditional lands of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation. Sovereignty was never ced...

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February 24, 2026 • 38 mins

Chanie & Sharney talk about preparing for a hysterectomy surgical procedure! These two professional clowns have a lot to say about all things theatre. Surgical Theatre.  

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This podcast was recorded in Naarm (Melbourne) on the traditional lands of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation. Sovereignty was never ceded. 

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Birthed from the brains and loins of Chanie & Sharney, episode one covers why the heck we both had to have our uteruses yoinked. A deep dive into the muff of hysterectomies, brought to you by two clowns named Sharnie.

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This podcast was recorded in Naarm (Melbourne) on the traditional lands of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation. Sovereignty was never ceded. 

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