The Slack Doctors

We're all remote again, from Florida to North Carolina. After catching up Dr, Chip gives us an update on the Tyler Robinson trial and it's "mountain of evidence". What footage did they show the court? Mitch looks a little too good in his "recent" photo. Dr. Chip had a date (sounds hot and rainy).The Docs talk about Vance's recent appearance on Joe Rogan and how cooked we are. Who would really be at the top of Iran's list? When is t...

The gang reconvenes after an afternoon studio attempt went awry. Dr. Chip will probably never get back on Facebook. Dino has some minor flooding, and Dr. Chip's houseguest makes an appearance. The Docs watch a clip of an auditor in Texas schooling local law enforcement on state statutes. When are you required to show identification? We see a classic Dragnet scene that predicted the future nicely. See another list of things you shou...

Big shoutout to our social media manager Alison, as we are officially everywhere now. We watch some scandalous video clips with a running theme of fear. Some jobs are scary and not suited for just anybody. Don't be a delivery driver if you are scared of dogs, and don't be a cop if you are scared of people. Also, don't harass somebody who's pointing a gun at you. Birthright citizenship seems like a pretty good standard to us. How ab...

The gang complain about heat and traffic in grumpy old man fashion. We get a Dr. Chip flashback from ten years ago with Ha$htag, and the tale of the missing bass. A quick update on Dr. Chip's X status (jail, parole, probation?). Dr. Bob points out some hypocrisy regarding YouTube's ads vs content (ours). The Docs read some fresh comments. Did this guy throw the play? (Kalshi is ruining everything). The Docs watch a really cool reen...

A rare appearance by Dr. Bob in studio. Dr. Bob ruined our lunch date for everyone, even if the bar was kinda cool. An odd barhop conversation leads to the Docs swapping Key West stories. Did Israel just imply that they might have nukes? (doesn't everybody think they do?). Dunning-Kruger effect on display, why is it always physicists? New caller Johnny Trindlin reports in to the Slackline. Hippos vs. Crocodiles, yikes. Dr. Bob reco...

The whole gang moans about the heat. Dr. Bob hits the buffet and shares some local Gainesville stories, rants include paper straws, haircuts, and soccer. The Docs talk about the war and possible peace via greed (not if you threaten the negotiators). We review some new and improved keyboards. Church looks different now. We see a DIY hybrid idea. The Tartan Army drinks Boston dry, Miami is next. Who else remembers " That's Incredible...

The Docs discuss shaving and haircuts, Dr. Bob does another medical rant. The talk about the Iran War and Memorandum of (mis) Understanding, and potential scapegoats. Dr. Chip shares some landlord horror stories. This UFC "plot" is total bullshit, and nobody seems to be buying it except maybe Tim Pool. Dr. Chip takes another jab at PBD. Bongino just wants to be noticed again. George Santos gets into a catfight at the post office. A...

What is restless leg syndrome? Dean-o makes it back to South Florida. Dr. Chip might be dodging mangoes. Tropical storm Arthur update, hurricane or typhoon? Dr. Bob shares his comment war with a fan. Can you be too smart for the military? Absolute certainty leads to absolute cruelty. Critical thinking espoused in Scripture? Our economic model explained quite well. DO NOT DO THE FOLLOWING (nudge nudge wink wink). The F.B.I.'s newest...

Producer Dean-O is live in NC at JD's Tavern. Dr. Bob recommends Mt. Airy NC for fans of Mayberry. Are you calling my dog a liar? Some minor technical difficulties... Dr. Chip destroys his furniture. NC BBQ  is underrated. Are road trips getting worse as we age? Dr. Chip shares the best speeding excuse ever? We went to high school with rich kids. A clip of a good cop and a petty bastard. Living in a van, down "on" the river. A...

It's the end of the world as we know it (Edgar Cayce thought so). So, Iran does have a nuke? Watch Lindsey Graham flop like a fish on a boat. Trump (again) says the quiet part out loud. Commenting on someone's commentary (we probably have).The "good old days" don't seem that long ago, pre-2020. Another shining example of a public educator (who is Lejeune?). Ow, my balls- The Docs swap offroad adventure stories. A man and his meds s...

The Docs are locked out of X and have to improvise (mostly). Google knows us now! Yet another rant from Dr. Bob (this one ends at Walmart and verbal abuse). Dr. Chip tells his dentist to kick sand.The dental industry is kind of a scam. Dr. Chip runs out of gas and Producer Dean runs out of juice.Vance is itching to go after the cartels, but apparently not China. Shoutout to Dr. Kramers's new book Achieving Digestive Well Being avai...

Is PBD going to give the money back? Dr. Chip reveals the best network marketing "scam" ever. (Try Schedule 1). Dr. Bob recommends MOUSE P.I. for Hire. Is racism fueled by the war on drugs? We hear back from Victor! The Docs again reveal their inspiration with an old Love Doctor's bit. Whatever happened to Dano? Dr. Chip thinks the entire GOP is totally gay now. Dr. Bob explains the end game of misogyny... The Docs swap stories of ...

Are the Docs putting in effort (not very slack of them). A quick YouTube update, good news for a change. Dr. Bob's mail mishap, what would you have done?  Another fine example of " Clown Blood" from Dr. Bob. Is J.D.Vance preparing to jump ship? Why did Peter Thiel flee to Argentina? The Docs react to the D.O.J. gaslighting the public in fine fashion. Docs talk about the upcoming massive A.I. datacenter coming to Palm Beach Cou...

The Docs bitch about YouTube Ads(who watches these things?). Dr. Bob is a little woozy this show. Both Docs discuss drug production and various processes and Dr. Chip explains " seed to table". Dr. Chip rips on Bill Maher for fun and Dr. Bob reveals why he's owed one million dollars. We view a clip that gives a new meaning to the expression " Hand to God". Mike Mike finally speaks and does not disappoint. The Docs consider and disc...

Dr. Chip unveils his Kill Tony material. The Docs apparently can't do math. Have political parties outlived their utility? Think they will spend as much on the Kentucky election as they did for the Primary? Watch as kids "mosh pit" for the Lord. My graduation was different. Do the numbers in the Kentucky Primary add up? Whatever this job is, we don't njeed it. The Docs watch a clowder of cats frolicking in a field. Dr. Chip explain...

The Docs are in trouble with YouTube again (Rules for thee not for me). Dr. Bob rants for almost ten minutes about corporate policy and hypocrisy. The Docs surf Zillow and after applying some filters reveal a bright blue pattern (as far as the eye can see). Are governments really seeking an A.I. Oracle of Delphi? Elon wants to put datacenters in space, hopefully in person. Florida is trying out a "charging lane", Dr. Bob sees some ...

Somebody clipped Fetterman's word salad (aminal?). These drugs have been brought to you by the letter "C". We've gone from Sleepy Joe to Dozing Don. Triumph hasn't lost his touch as he roasts Stavvy baby. Dr. Bob gives some video game recommendations, Plague Inc. and Robocop Rogue City. (RFKism Tism).The Docs share a supposed pro Israel post( we prefer the Hannukah Song). Dr. Bob is a coffee snob. Gad Saad has some serious Hood Spa...

Dr. Bob woke up telling lies. The Docs discuss Oscopys, Endo vs Colon? Dr. Bob's sister is in for a Field Day. Sometimes you do need a Jeep. Are the Docs finally figuring out copyright? Who else remembers Pete Puma? We watch a disturbing clip of a biker who did the right thing but got wronged. Maybe Dr. Chip is actually autistic? We give a shoutout to Dave Conley and Dr. Bob lashes out again at British cuisine. Somehow printers hav...

Dr. Bob bitches some more about the medical field. Dr. Chip tried to poach a maid, and rants about the F.D.O.T. tolls and stupid road signs. The Docs finish reacting to Big Brother Rockstar Edition... Then Dr. Chip gets a rather visceral reaction from Bob with a video clip full of neck cracking horror. Was young Tim Dillon a baller? What's actually worse today, students or teachers? We witness when gaming goes too too far. The Docs...