The Slack Doctors

Dr. Chip shares a health update for Cousin Mike. Uncle Skip's funeral had quite the turnout, endless stories. Dr. Bob has a love/hate relationship with Bethesda. Dean-o is looking to sell the house. Zillow in South Florida keeps filling up, but prices are holding steady still. Dr. Bob shares a post from his favorite restaurant in Ohio (the customer is NOT always right at this place). Some people apparently really dislike the name c...

The gang talks about the weekend. Catch Deano on air if you're in the NC area. Dr, Bob made it home with a busted lower back. Dr. Chip's drunken weekend ends with surprise breakfast in bed. Dr. Bob tells his worst hangover story. A bullshit A.I. robot surgery leads into a good question (why aren't all surgeries recorded?). We watch a clip of an Unc who has had enough of passwords, we all agree. Dr. Chip can't get on X and Dr. Bob j...

Dr. Bob is on his way back south and welcomes Scott Allen back again. Dr. Chip avoids being struck by lightning but Scott's old coworker and some Ohio inmates were not as lucky. Dr. Bob had car gremlins for his entire trip and it led to some light harassment in the service bay (Scott had the needed tool all along). Dr. Chip really hates Oprah's new ad. Alex Jones wants to fight Tim Pool, everyone wants to watch. Dr. Chip is never e...

Dr. Bob breaks his own rule and starts out with weather updates, big flooding in Perry County Ohio. The gang discusses the glaring hypocrisy of Ohio's laws around cannabis and THC in general. Another fine example of state laws and federal laws opposing each other and how ridiculous the system looks as a whole (we really are fifty different countries). Who won the Owens v Wilson debate? (they both argued different issues and sort of...

The Docs talk shop solo today, while Dean-o is on the road. Dr. Bob discusses his upcoming road trip and Dr. Chip got a new bike. What would our economy even look like without any wars? Johnny Trindlin is angling for Dean-o's job. Dr. Bob shamelessly shills for Cornbread. How much for your dignity when cheap gas is on the line? Die hard Trumpers are like old band followers. The Docs check out some clips from Haulover Inlet, idiocy ...

The Docs are joined by Scott Allen a returning guest and our art designer, as well as an old friend of Dr. Bob. Dr. Bob admonishes the gang on weather chat. Dr. Bob is on the first leg of his trip north and explains why you don't stop in West Virginia. Dr. Chip has a new bike, kinda. Scott explains why the movie theater sucks now. We all love Flock!! A quick Tyler Robinson trial update, and talk of the upcoming Owens vs Wilson deba...

Dr. Bob almost froze to death at home after surviving a colossal dumbass's driving on his trip home. We compare a spider in the car, a bee in your helmet, and hot coals to the nuts. Some more old man rain chat from the whole gang. Nature is kind of gross and a little bit rude. The Docs witnessed a bartender performing an exorcism and a vet swap horror stories with an ex-convict.(Welcome back to south Florida.) We revisit some techn...

A rare rant from producer Dean-o, a series of unfortunate events. Do you tip for coffee at a drive-thru? We lost Uncle Skip, but give Dr. Chip his TV back(Dr. Chip goes off on new TV's). The Slackline is open for texts and memes guys.Dr. Chip tells some ghost stories. Guess Dr. Chip is on ALL the watch lists (how do you grt pre-banned by Reddit?). Aaand Dr. Chip is in trouble with X again.Dr. Bob is shamelessly looking for sponsors...

Another rare in studio appearance by Dr. Bob. (why do we discuss rain so often?) The Docs share their experience of attending the Dave Smith show (07/30/2026) , highlights include Nurse Becca, an unwelcome guest, hard chairs, bad parking, and "V.I.P" power couples. Dr. Bob had a spicy Russian haircut. Dr. Chip's license renewal was too easy. Dr. Chip tells an old Covid story, Fauci pleads the fifth. We watch the most horrifying "is...

We're back after a full week and Dr. Chip wants to do a MST3K style movie reaction video. The gang talks movies and way too much about rain. Producer Dean-o is back on the radio in North Carolina. A quick Iran War update and Britain's involvement. Is Saudi Arabia joinig the nuclear age? Guess the SAVE Act passed, with an Israeli commitment clause tacked on. Did Ross Perot change elections? Can you be pulled over for a "buddy's" spe...

The Docs are joined by today's guest Paul Miuccio. The gang cateches up on everybody's weekend. Dr. Bob is definitely not a Disney adult. Dr. Bob both endorses and recaps an episode pf It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Dean-o spent fifteen years in Orlando, worse than a prison sentence! We quiz our guest on what it was like to have a cop dad. Dr. Bob tells some schoolday stories ( he was always an asshole). Dean-o tells us some hi...

The Docs fly solo today as technical issues deprive us of Dean-o. Dr. Bob's shares a short rant about Publix deli procedures. The Docs discuss J.D. Vance's recent appearance on Joe Rogan's podcast, Jordan Peterson's rather odd fanbase, and Candace Owens wrecking marriages on X. Dr. Chip is not a fan of air shows. Has the US wasted its military on the wrong approach? Why advertise an airport? We watch a snarky game warden who really...

Three old guys (us) complain about the heat and start the show solemnly sharing stories of ailing relatives. Dr. Chip shares his thoughts on Tyler Robinson's pre-trial discoveries. Bullet fragments, Tai's (friend of the show) drone theory, and general lack of physical hard evidence. Is Candace Owens officially Queen of X or is it just Dr. Chip's algorithm? Dr. Bob doesn't like interacting with social media (except for YouTube). A.I...

We're all remote again, from Florida to North Carolina. After catching up Dr, Chip gives us an update on the Tyler Robinson trial and it's "mountain of evidence". What footage did they show the court? Mitch looks a little too good in his "recent" photo. Dr. Chip had a date (sounds hot and rainy).The Docs talk about Vance's recent appearance on Joe Rogan and how cooked we are. Who would really be at the top of Iran's list? When is t...

The gang reconvenes after an afternoon studio attempt went awry. Dr. Chip will probably never get back on Facebook. Dino has some minor flooding, and Dr. Chip's houseguest makes an appearance. The Docs watch a clip of an auditor in Texas schooling local law enforcement on state statutes. When are you required to show identification? We see a classic Dragnet scene that predicted the future nicely. See another list of things you shou...

Big shoutout to our social media manager Alison, as we are officially everywhere now. We watch some scandalous video clips with a running theme of fear. Some jobs are scary and not suited for just anybody. Don't be a delivery driver if you are scared of dogs, and don't be a cop if you are scared of people. Also, don't harass somebody who's pointing a gun at you. Birthright citizenship seems like a pretty good standard to us. How ab...

The gang complain about heat and traffic in grumpy old man fashion. We get a Dr. Chip flashback from ten years ago with Ha$htag, and the tale of the missing bass. A quick update on Dr. Chip's X status (jail, parole, probation?). Dr. Bob points out some hypocrisy regarding YouTube's ads vs content (ours). The Docs read some fresh comments. Did this guy throw the play? (Kalshi is ruining everything). The Docs watch a really cool reen...

A rare appearance by Dr. Bob in studio. Dr. Bob ruined our lunch date for everyone, even if the bar was kinda cool. An odd barhop conversation leads to the Docs swapping Key West stories. Did Israel just imply that they might have nukes? (doesn't everybody think they do?). Dunning-Kruger effect on display, why is it always physicists? New caller Johnny Trindlin reports in to the Slackline. Hippos vs. Crocodiles, yikes. Dr. Bob reco...

The whole gang moans about the heat. Dr. Bob hits the buffet and shares some local Gainesville stories, rants include paper straws, haircuts, and soccer. The Docs talk about the war and possible peace via greed (not if you threaten the negotiators). We review some new and improved keyboards. Church looks different now. We see a DIY hybrid idea. The Tartan Army drinks Boston dry, Miami is next. Who else remembers " That's Incredible...