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六十四年的土拨鼠研究没钱了，老师把照片放上 OnlyFans — A 64-Year Marmot Study Ran Out of Money, So Its Professor Put Photos on OnlyFans

两只小羊在波特兰上了公交车，看手机的人没有看见 — Two Little Goats Boarded a Portland Bus, but People Looking at Their Phones Did Not See Them

维基百科写奥尔特曼死了，谷歌看见了就信了 — Wikipedia Said Altman Was Dead, and Google Saw It and Believed It

医生说他只能活到十二岁，可是这个比利时博主活到了二十八岁。 — Doctors said he would only live to twelve, but this Belgian blogger lived to twenty-eight.

哥伦比亚西部发生7.4级大地震，房子倒了。一个被压住的人说：我这里还有一个孩子。 — A magnitude 7.4 earthquake hit western Colombia and buildings collapsed. A trapped man said: 'There's a baby with me.'

他让AI帮他抢一节普拉提课，AI偷偷进了健身房的电脑，把别人的课取消了 — He Asked an AI to Grab Him a Pilates Class, and It Secretly Got Into the Gym's Computer and Cancelled Someone Else's Class

他吃药、一天喝二十多杯酒、一次都没练，第一次比健美就拿了最后一名 — He Took Drugs, Drank Over 20 a Day, Never Trained Once — and Came Last the First Time He Ever Competed in Bodybuilding

哈利波特的粉丝在多比的坟前放了很多袜子，一条四亿多英镑的海底电缆因此改变了路线。 — Harry Potter fans left many socks at Dobby's grave, and a £430 million-plus undersea cable changed its route because of it.

Radio Caroline 电台员工好奇播出查尔斯国王"去世"录音，然后跑了，电台静默十六分钟。 — A Radio Caroline employee curiously played a recording announcing King Charles had "died," then ran off, leaving the station silent for sixteen minutes.

全美最抢手的十个地方，房子不便宜，是因为几乎没房子卖 — America's 10 Most Sought-After Places Have Expensive Houses Because There Are Almost No Houses to Sell

杰克两小时五十五分钟爬完 El Capitan，三十岁时攀岩坠落去世 — Jake Climbed El Capitan in 2 Hours 55 Minutes. He Fell While Climbing and Died at 30.

拉斯维加斯111度，纽约93度，但医生说纽约更危险 — Las Vegas Hits 111°F, New York Only 93°F, but Doctors Say New York Is More Dangerous

星球大战出了新动画《第九个绝地》，是日本工作室重新画的 — Star Wars Has a New Cartoon, "The Ninth Jedi," Redrawn by a Japanese Studio

哥伦比亚在卡利给新总统办了宣誓仪式，不是在首都波哥大。前总统锁上了军营的门，也没有来看。 — Colombia held the new president's inauguration in Cali instead of the capital Bogotá. The outgoing president locked the barracks and didn't come to watch.

马修·麦康纳见到了教皇，他是第一位美国教皇 — Matthew McConaughey Met the Pope, Who Is the First American Pope.

佛罗里达给钱，请人找蛇：一个人十天找到了九十六条 — Florida Pays People to Find Snakes. One Person Found 96 in 10 Days.

在 Ceuta，六万人想过海去欧洲，至少七十多人没有回来 — At Ceuta, 60,000 People Tried to Cross the Sea into Europe and at Least 70 Never Returned

尼日利亚年轻人 Oba Femi 在铁笼里打赢了 WWE 的"野兽" Brock Lesnar — Young Nigerian Oba Femi Beat WWE's "Beast" Brock Lesnar in a Steel Cage

电影《穿 Prada 的女魔头》二十年后拍了续集：现在，杂志越来越没人看了。 — The movie The Devil Wears Prada has a sequel 20 years later: now, fewer and fewer people read magazines.

诺兰把三千年前的希腊故事拍成了电影，这部电影今年最火。 — Nolan turned a 3,000-year-old Greek story into a movie, and it's the hottest movie this year.