Hogwarts After Potter

This podcast contains title, copyright, and miscellaneous material followed by the first two chapters, The Interview and The House Elves.

The main character, Dudley Dursley, is hired by Hogwarts to assist the janitor, Argus FIlch.

Dudley Dursley attends a staff party and the beginning of term banquet.

Dursley discovers the Room of Requirement, learns a spell, and gets a library card.

Dursley finds his desk and a mysterious potions text in the Room of Requirement.

Dursley makes a deal with another student. They will brew a love potion together. Dursley will get some. Knowland will get some. Knowland will use it on Pamela at the Halloween Ball.

Gilderoy Lockhardt puts in an appearance at the Halloween Party and the new improved Love Potion is tested. 

Dursley is punished for brewing Snape's Love potion by being banished to Professor James Wendt's office until the love potion is reversed by the potion brewed by Professor Slughorn. The question remained, does Pamela still love Dursley.

Slughorn brews an antidote to the Love Potion that Dursley brewed. To safeguard his ownership of Snape's potions text, Dursley, Wendt, and Filch trap Slughorn in attempted theft .

Dursley gets re-assigned to Hufflepuff where he entertains Hufflepuff residents and attends Slughorn's annual Christmas party. Slughorn reveals a business opportunity to Dursley.

Dursley goes home for the Christmas holiday. His family has a surprise visit from a young lady friend.

Dursley and Slughorn enter a partnership to publish a highly revised version of Advanced Potionmaking. Dursley begins translating Snapes notes and Slughorn brews the potions. Then they test them.

Dursley learns to disapparate. Slughorn and he have a disagreement on animal experimentation that almost breaks up the partnership. They resolve it.

Slughorn and Dursley work like slaves to finish their Potions book. Then, they can't find a publisher willing to do their book. In desperation they appeal to Professor Wendt for help.

Professor Wendt suggests that the publisher of the Quibler publish Dursley's book. However, Xenophilius Lovegood can't publish enough copies to satisfy Slughorn's needs. They all go to Gringotts to get a loan to help Lovegood buy a better press.

Dursley and Slughorn complete a loan so that Lovegood can buy a modern printing press and publish Advanced Potions. They attend the Hogwarts graduation. Dursley finally meets Pam's parents.

Mark Burbage, determined to erase the memory of Snape from the wizarding world, kidnaps Dursley's girlfriend to force him to destroy all copies of Dursley's Advanced Potions.

Dursley awakes in St. Mongos after being stunned by Aurors rescuing Dursley and friends. They realize that they can't publish their book because all their drafts have been destroyed.

The authors have an interview with a writer from the Daily Prophet, Rita Skeeter. Dursley continues to visit his girlfriend, hoping for the recovery of her memory. One Sunday, while visiting the Pam and her parents at their home, Pam reads an article in the Prophet that restores her memory.

Professor Wendt gives Dursley his take on Snape. They go to Florish & Blotts to buy a copy of Dursley's Advanced Potion-making.