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and Judy perfectly time too for aquestion Judy so difficult. You can't even
google the answer. Why it's calledthe google Buster and there are no prices,
nothing but bragging rights if you canget this one right. According to
a new survey, the average personthinks this should last twenty six seconds.
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What is it? I think Iknow? So I'm not going to answer,
So I'm just gonna say using abodet. The funny thing is,
I was waiting for you to guessthat, yes, don't spend any more
than twenty seconds on the bedet.That's not true, but hey is incorrect,
Amando. There are some intro gusis on our Facebook page, both
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the Billy and Judy Facebook page mypersonal Facebook page as well, none of
them though, are correct? Really, because you've done this one before.
According to a new survey, averageperson thinks this should last one to six
seconds. What of that? Areyou in? Do astrology? Do you
know? Your son signed? Doyou care? Maybe you're a skeptic.
It's Judy Diamond with a new podcastcalled the sky Vibe Show. And even
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if you are a skeptic, thereare practical tools and uses. Here's a
little sample. This is how youcan use astrology in real life. When
the first thing you say is Ifeel like there's this a little bit of
conflict between us, the scorpion throwsits little tail up and it says,
yes, and if there is,I'm going to always win. Put the
lioness roars and the scorpion stings andout in the in the wild. It's
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like that lion looks down at thatlittle scorpion and row and the scorpion hits
the lion on the nose and thelion goes running in the bush. Yeah.
Exactly, practical use of astrology.Oh one, I'm telling So what
you do is you diffuse all ofthat. I want to find out more
from when to get married or havea baby, to should you move or
not? Duff even religions and historyand astrology just fascinating. You'll learn so
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much and it really has changed mylife. Subscribe to the sky Vibe the
podcast and it's free on the iHeartRadioapp or wherever you get your podcasts,
and thank you. So there area couple of people, Judy who have
nailed this one on our billion JudyFacebook page. Before we get to the
answer the question again, according toa new survey, average person thinks this
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should last twenty six seconds. Wouldyou like to hear some of the guesses
that we're wrong? Yes? Please? Ken Buchanan guessing the hanky panky under
the Blanky, I love that youuse that. Tim. I agree with
Tim Thomas who says a phone conversationshould last on average twenty six seconds.
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Oh gosh, might always last atleast an hour. Somebody else Tammy's saying
hand washing. That was another greatguest. Jo Garcia red light Ye said
dentist Joanne holding your breath. No, all that wrong. There were two
people who got it right, though, Brian and also Margaret. So according
to a new survey, the averageperson thinks this your last twenty six seconds
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Judy Diamond. The answer is it'skissery kissy sucking face. And the funny
thing is when I read that andI thought twenty six seconds. If you
actually looked at your watch and yourtime, twenty six seconds, that's a
long kiss. Now, clearly theydidn't ask anyone who's married. That is
so true. That is your Googlebust your questions. You wanted the best,
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you got the best the morning thewow dude, that's Billy with a
why and Judy with us and Judywith an allergy so bad. Yeah,
I can't. I couldn't sleep lastnight, was coughing from the drainage.
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Fair warning, if you hear randomcoughing on the show, that's just Judy
Diamond. You're not alone here inthe Saint Louis area, Judy. Everybody
struggling, especially as hot and asdry as it been until of course today,
because that's going to change now today. Yeah, I can't wait to
hear what the weather is because,dear gosh, I really hope it cools
down on the show today because itis a what would you do Wednesday?
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Let's imagine, because it's also weddingseason, you can go back in time
and change one thing about your wedding. What would it be? Man,
it can't be the guy Kess Idivorced him. Well, but you had
kids with him, so I know, I know. I was waiting for
the buzzer on that one. Yeah, So you wouldn't want to tell you
that, So think about that.We're going to do some sharing in the
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show today. As always, youcan use that free talkback feature on the
iHeartRadio to get us your thoughts onit early. Also again today, Judy
Diamond, you're listening for a coupleof groups played back to back, Yes,
def Leopard and Journey. When youhear two songs by def Leopard and
Journey, Yeah, and you callin for your chance to win tickets to
see them, Yeah, because they'regoing to be back at Bush Stadium.
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We thought we would do back toback songs to get you back to that
show. I will tell you Isneak to Pete just a few minutes ago,
Big Mike with your chance to wintoday in the three o'clock hour.
Look at that. We're stealing.We're telling you we're not supposed to to
know if we are, and thenwe have your chance to win absolutely nothing.
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Oh you're Google buster. Sorry onmy honor is about to call,
but I was holding it in.Yeah, we did that about seven forty
and then I get my revenge.So you go a lot to get to
this morning, including I would imagineJudy some tea to spill. Yes,
I just won't know the weather pleasetell me. Okay, fine, so
we'll do that first. That apparentlythe news fueled by a new balance.
Saint Louis actually known locally owned forthis. Wednesday, June the twenty sixth
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high temperature in Saint Louis yesterday hita record one hundred and three degrees.
According to the data from the NationalCenters for Environmental Information, Saint Louis has
hit one hundred and three or higherbefore the start of July just seven times
since nineteen thirty eight. It wasthe earliest we've reached one hundred and three
or higher since June twentieth of nineteenfifty three. Crazy. We will get
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a little relieved today though thunderstorms thismorning, cloudy into the afternoon. Today's
high eighty five. The investigation intoMatthew Perry's death continues eight months after his
fatal drug overdose. Well of Parry'sis it ketamine. Is that how you
say ketamine? I don't do drugsthat ode that. Yeah, determined to
be accidental. The DEA and theUS Postal Inspector had been looking into weather
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or where rather that ketamine that killedPerry came from. A rup from the
US Attorney Office says there could besome arrests in the near future, declining
otherwise to comment. And the CardinalsBraves obviously got rained out yesterday. So
we'll have a doubleheader weather permitting,starting at one ten scratch that, starting
at twelve forty five today with thatfirst game. Woo, that is the
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news you need. Now we spilleda team with Judyd So Real Housewives of
Dallas. I know you don't watchit, but a lot of our listeners
do. Star Carrie Brittingham is Mary. Oh yeah, I'm so happy for
her. She married her lawyer boyfriend, always the lawyer boyfriend, Mark A.
Anderson. The two tithe and notlast Thursday. You know, romantic
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outdoor wedding in Cecily. Been there. It is a good place for a
wedding. Now, hold on asecond, So do you watch Real Housewives
of Dallas. I've watched it acouple of times. And I actually really
liked her Carrie Brittany Tore. ButI haven't had time to catch up on
anything. I was going to say. I wonder has he been a part
of that show also, or isthis a whole new world for him,
because I see a lot of relationshipsfall apart once they go with these reality
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television shows. He was mentioned,that's least as far as I saw it.
I'm gonna have to share with youmy disappointments, and I'm kind of
surprised. I remember when I wastalking about I don't know, maybe a
couple of weeks ago, that Iwas contacted by Bar Rescue. Yeah,
he wanted to know what happened withthat, me too, so well,
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Bar Rescue. I did an interviewwith the producer of Bar Rescue television show
with that John Taffer, who goesinto towns and he always has like a
couple of people go undercover into abar and sort of like do a recon
so that he can see where theproblems are. That he comes in,
fixes the problems, changes the bar, and then leaves. You know,
everybodys supposed to be happy. Iwas supposed to be or I interviewed for
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one of the recon people. Nowthey contacted me. I didn't contact them,
right, I do the interview fantastic, or so I thought. I
send them everything they need to know, including a photo because now she has
to take it to the network andalso to John Taffer to get his approval.
Oh god, really, he's gotthat much power as a host.
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And so then I start to getreports to people like on Facebook, like,
oh my gosh, I can't believeit. Bar Rescue is in whatever
Staunton, and I'm going, wait, what, they're in town and they
didn't contact me. So apparently myinterview was awful and I didn't I'm guessing
I didn't get the gig. Whatabout your friend Dusty works over there with
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you at our sister station. Yeah, down the hall on ninety three.
Sod the bole. I even talkedto him. He's been on vacation,
so clearly he's not doing it.He's not even in town right now.
Wow, you guys Bolth got dissed. Makes me want to go to a
bar have a drink, makes menot want to ever watch that show.
Ah stop. Maybe maybe something happenedI don't know about anyway, That's what's
going on. In my world.How about you, Judy? Well,
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you know this gentleman that you meta couple of times who's very sweet and
I've been taking very slowly. Yeah, he is. You call him Richie
Rich. He called me up.I dragged him to play darts last weekend
and he loved it, which wasgreat. And then in that area there's
an antiquall and I love mid centurymodern. I see this arm wi that
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I need a dresser and an armWI. But and it was from the
sixties. I loved it, butI thought it was overpriced. Rich Rich
caught it for you, didn't hedid? He called me yesterday and said,
I'm good, Are you okay ifI get this? And I go,
well, I'm very uncomfortable take Ilove giving gifts, I'm very bad
at getting them. But then Ifinally said, well, okay, listen,
if you're gonna date Richie Rich,take advantage of Richie Rich, and
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here's money. There you go.It was just the thought that he even
thought about that was so sweet.There you go. I got kicked off
a television show before I ever goton it. Judy got a gift from
Richie Rich. What's going on?Sweet? What's going on in your world
this morning at eight six sixty twofour five fifty nine fifty eight. And
I don't know where this came about. I'm trying to remember how it did.
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But do you remember? I dobecause it's people. It's wedding season,
and we were actually talking about that. There was an article that came
out that was talking about the averageprice of a wedding in twenty twenty four
was I'll be honest with you,it was actually lower than I expected.
It was thirty five thousand dollars.Yeah. I was guessing fifty thousand at
least. So yeah, that surprisedme too. I think it's because people
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are doing less with weddings, LikeI had such a big wedding, and
I mean, if I would doanything differently, First off, three hundred
and fifty people, oh me hugewedding. Yeah, and I would say
maybe a third of them was myfamily. It was all my ex essman's
family. They paid for half thewedding because they knew that. But it
was my Auntie Joy, who wasmy favorite relative in the whole world.
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And she was so upset because Ididn't come up to her personally and give
her a hug, and I feelbad because we had a receiving line and
then and then, I mean,she was really upset. So if you
could do one thing differently, you'dgo back in time and you'd give your
aunt a big, old fat hug. My favorite aunt at the world.
May she rest in peace. Iwould love you, Auntie Joy. Okay,
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mine's worse. If I could goback in time. You know we
were comedic. Yeah, it's alwaysa competition. If I can go back
in time, I would not havekicked my brother Gary out of the wedding.
You did what, Yeah, SoI have two brothers. I'm the
youngest of three. So my oldestbrother Troy and Gary, there were gonna
be my co best men. Iinvited them obviously to the wedding. My
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brother Gary says, I wouldn't missit for the world. I'll be there.
However, my wife and kids haveto stay back because one of the
kids has a baseball game. Andwait, and Judy, we're talking.
At the time, the kids werelike nine, so this isn't like state
championship game that they can't miss.This was like a Little League wreck game.
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And his wife and so my sisterin law and my nephews not coming
to the wedding because of a baseballgame, and so I said to him,
why don't you just stay home too? Whoa, you guys both got
boy dang. Looking back at itnow, I obviously regret that, and
I wish that I would have hadhim in the wedding if I could change
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one thing. On a What wouldyou Do Wednesday? Okay, yours beat
mine? You wing that competition,but what about you? Eight six six
two four fifty eight. Now wespill a tea with two DD. Never
too early to talk about Hallmark's holidaymovies, And there is going to be
one that is actually filming in Missouri. The network is teaming up with Kansas
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City Chiefs for Holiday Touchdown, aChief's love Story. The story follows a
Alana Higman, who is confident orfamily's devotion to the Chiefs will win them
the fan of the year. Thissounds really cute. Ed bag Lee Judior
is in it. Maybe I shouldreach out to the producer of the show
so that I could also not beinvited to be on that one. I
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suggest it very much. So seeand Judy in the morning on a What
would you Do? Wednesday? Andthis one is because this wedding season,
what would you do that would bedifferent? What would you change about something
that happened to your wedding? Yoursis pretty big. Well, yeah,
I kicked my brother Gary out ofthe wedding because when we invited him to
the wedding, he said, I'llbe there, wouldn't miss it for the
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world. Oh, but my wifeand kids can't come because one of our
kids has a baseball game. Imean that's it was a little team.
It wasn't like college baseballer is thisbig thing, right, recreational. He
was supposed to be one of mybest men. Yeah, his kid at
the time was like nine years old, so there was really no reason for
that. So my feelings were hurt. I kicked him out. I regret
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that now, Yeah, but heshould regret doing that at the beginning is
he's still married to that woman.They got divorced, but then they got
remarried. I don't think I gotinvited to that wedding, by the way.
The second one, well, thereyou go. This karma is paid.
We get a lot of messages viathe talkback feature on the free iHeartRadio
app. What is one thing youwould go back in time and change about
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your wedding. Not that I don'twant to be married to my husband,
but we spent so much money andat the end of the day, I
mean, so many little things wentwrong and it was wonderful, But I
mean, I don't really think theguests appreciated all that we did and spent,
so I think we could have justeloped and put that money at fifty
sixty grand towards like our house.I mean, geez, you know that
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you think about how many of thesecouples go into debt instantly before they even
really start their marriage, and thinkabout it as somebody who you know.
You've been to a lot of weddings. Do you ever remember the food?
No, you remember the fun,the dancing that did you know you don't
have to do anything big. It'sa forty thousand dollars party you're throwing for
everybody else. It feels like,yeah, exactly to get what gifts that
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don't even rack up to forty thousanddoesn't make sense? That sounds really awful.
What would you do on what wouldyou do Wednesday? Going back in
time? What would you change aboutyour wedding? Just one thing? Eight
sixty six two, four, five, fifty nine, fifty eight. Now
We spill a Tea with two dD. Barbara Walters is getting her very
own documentary coming to Hulu. Thedocumentary will cover the entire career of the
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iconic broadcast journalist and anchor who passedaway in twenty twenty two. She started
a career at NBC'SWNBT in the fifties, and she would eventually become the first
ever female host on Today at legendaryand unfortunately, all I ever think is
bab bah wah wah every single time. Do you always wonder she was such
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a brilliant journalist, why didn't sheever get like speech stuff? Oh you
know, I don't know. Iget speech therapy, you know what I
mean? My son had it becausehe had the same issue. I'm slowly
backing away from this conversation. ShouldI not have said anything? Wah wah?
New List outs in regards to thebest and the worst cities to celebrate
the fourth of July. Ooh,I love the fourth of July? All
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right? Bring it on. Interestingalso that according to this new survey,
sixty percent of Americans plan to spendless money this year on four Well,
we don't have as much to spendthis year because of inflation, and we
don't want to see it just burnup. You know what it is for
me because we can't get good fireworksanymore. When I was a kid,
you go, if you left town, there were always tints, like right
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on the outskirts of town, andwe used to have so much fun counting
how many different fireworks tints we wouldpass. But now, of course we
don't want to blow things up.We don't want to burn things down,
so it's all like basically illegal,no fun. Well, I don't know.
On the way to well, thisis on the way to Alton,
ill I did see a huge fireworksstand. Don't think I don't drive over
to Alton, I do so.Saint Louis has made the list top ten.
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We are at number ten, whichI'll take, yeah, Saint Paul
before that, Washington, DC,San Diego, San Francisco. I'm kind
of surprised by some of these becauseI can't imagine you can actually shoot off
fireworks there. Minneapolis, Las Vegasnumber four, Seattle, New York,
and your hometown of Los Angeles,California. Apparently the best place to celebrate
the Fourth of July. How couldthat be? You're not allowed to do
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anything in LA. What are theygoing by? I'm glad you asked.
They based this off of how muchfun you can have on a budget,
so they had eighteen different metrics thatranged from the average cost of beer and
wine prices, to the duration offireworks shows, to the weather for the
fourth of July. Well, theweather, yes, I'll give LA that,
but you know, I don't know. I don't agree with any of
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that stuff except for the fact numberten. It is right. And by
the way, we'll share this asalways on our Billy and Judy Facebook page
if you're new to the show.Super simple to find us on Facebook.
Billy and Judy is Billy with awhy and Judy with any He's yes,
home with the google Buster, buteven better my revenge. Yeah. After
years being pounded down, beaten downby this, Judy Diamond brings her own
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question to the show, much likethe original google Buster question, The chance
that went absolutely nothing except our humbleadelations this question. Wisconsin is the only
state in the country and the onlyplace outside of Switzerland. Cheese were you?
How did you know? Well,here's the funny thing before you The
question. Yeah, before you evensaid Switzerland, just to be funny,
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because when I think of Wisconsin,I think of cheese, and so I
thought I was gonna yellow cheese.And I was going to be completely wrong
because it was such an obvious answer, and Judy Diamond would never give me
such a simple question with such anobvious answers. I didn't give you the
question, and yet here we are. But wait the question where you have
to have a license to do this? Che make the cheese, not cut
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the cheese. You don't need alicense to that. You do it every
day. Billy Green would if there'sone thing that you could change about your
wedding, what would it be?And you cannot give the answer. I
wouldn't, you know, marry myex or whatever. Interesting that you would
say that because we got this comedianwho left us a talkback message. If
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my wife is listening, then nothing, it was perfect and issues not then
maybe who I'm married? Oh,I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
I love her, It's great.I would think he was trying to be
funny. Sometimes that just doesn't work. No, no, no. Freud
would say, there's something true inevery little joke like that. And by
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the way, I have two greatkids. I don't regret that. I
do regret, however, not givingmy aunt Joy, who I loved more
than anything enough attention. She wasvery hurt. Oh, that's so sad.
This is a really simple one thatSam left. I would have brought
an umbrella like that morning starry rainingand I got a little wet. Got
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umbrella later, but first thing inthe morning didn't have one. Probably not
the the would be the last thingon your mind, grabbing an umbrella.
I suppose I would think, yeah, but you would think somebody in the
wedding party would have at least gottenthat before him. Super simple. If
you able to join the conversation ona what would you do Wednesday? What
is one thing you would do differentlyif you could go back time to your
wedding? Yes, again, it'sBilly and Judy on Facebook if you want
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to jump on there, Billy witha why, Judy with an eye,
or you can use that talkback featureagain. That's on the free iHeartRadio app.
There's some mom catchphrases on Reddit thatI don't think you'd ever heard.
I'm trying to think if there wassomething specific that my mom would always say
that was sort of catch phrasey,and I'll be honest with you, and
nothing really comes to mind. SoI'll be curious to see if I can
relate to any of this. Allright, well, you're about to go
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on a road trip with the boys, right, Yeah, we're going to
go to Santa Claus, Indiana.I'm on vacation all next week. Yeah.
So this one, this one's goodone, Mom, go now or
forever rest in pee before any longcard trip. I've never heard that in
my life, but I'm going touse that. I like that one.
I love this one too. Whenevermy sister and I would complain about doing
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chores, my mom would say,what do you think you are? Just
a souvenir of a good time?It took me years to figure that one
out. Wait, I've never heardthat one either. I know. Wait,
there's more. Yeah, some ofthese are great. When my mom
gets lost driving the World's Round willget there eventually. Unbelievable. I'm starting
to feel like my mom was justnot that creative. Wait one more.
Listen to me now and believe melater. Not a single one catch phrases
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that your mom used. Do youhave one to add? To our list.
We can do that right now.There's several ways you could do that
too. Yeah, you could callus a six six Billy Gudy. You
could leave a message on the iHeartRadiofree talk back or what about our socials?
Yeah, Billy and Judy on Facebook, Instagram and all that stuff.
Billy, by the way, isBilly with a Y and with an eye.
It's a special edition of the Teawith Me Judy d. There is
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a new podcast that I happen tobe co host of. It's called The
Sky Vibe Show. And here's justa little bit of it. Astrology is
a tool I believe created by God, that there is this higher power,
this higher source, and astrology isa created thing. The planets, the
Earth, et cetera. Created andit's just a system of looking at where
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they are in the sky. Thattruly is all astrology is is looking where
the planets are in the sky.As and you say from time to time,
how much you believe this is notan accident