March 25, 2025 • 37 mins
Jasmine Crockett and the gov hot wheels comment. An entire day of handing democrats talking points. Getting tired of the Whitehouse’s “frustrations”. Take action against them. Powdered eggs.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Tuesday,
and we're gonna have so much fun tonight on a Tuesday.
Part of the show is gonna be a big email
roundup because there are so many good ones that came in.
We're gonna talk about being offended. Yes, I heard what
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Jasmine Crockett said. In fact, we're gonna open up the
show talking about that. We'll touch on the hearing from
today that addressed the signal chat thing from yesterday. Yes,
I'm going to give you part two, possibly the final
part of our little Anzio history. Part one was last
night during the second hour. We'll do part two during
the second hour of this show. We're going to discuss
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your rabbid base, taking over your party, what it means
for you women, and feminism and being alone, a ceasefire
in the Black Sea, all that, so much more coming
up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. But
I want to first discuss well, it's going to kind
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of be about Jasmine Crockett, but it's not really going
to be about her. It's going to be about you.
It's going to be about me life goals right wrong?
What we want? I know all day long, you've heard
the exact same sound bite of Jasmine Crockett talking about
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Texas Governor Greg Abbott and calling him what you call
him hot wheels or something, the governor hot wheels because
we in these hot Texas streets.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Honey, y'all know we got Governor hot wheels down there.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Come on now, And the only thing I know you've
heard that all day And I also know this, and
I haven't even listened today because you know, I don't
really listen to anything else or watch anything else. But
I bet you a million bucks that people people you
listen to, people you watch, I bet they've been offended
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all day. This is an outrage He's paralyzed. A tree
fell on him. This is route rageous. Okay. We talk
about being offended a lot. And what do I always
tell you if you're offended by me? What do I
tell you I don't care? Means nothing to me. Why
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do I say that? Is that? Is that just because
I'm a jerk? No, that's part of the reason. But
why do I say that to you that I don't
care if you're offended? We get these emails I am
so mad at you, and I make fun of you
relentlessly for it. I tell you to stop listening. Why
do I say say that it's actually not about me,
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because I don't care if you're offended. It's about you.
I say that because we all in this country, the
left and the right, have got to Now, well, we'll
let the left continue to be distracted, so let me
just focus on the right. The right has got to
stay focus on important tasks, tasks that involve saving the
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United States of America, because we are in a political war,
a power war here. The stakes are high, as you know.
Let me tell you what we'll win the war for
us long term. This is not going to be next year,
this month, whatever, long term will win the war for
us focused activism, meaning we find what's important, We find
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any kind of a way we can defeat the other side.
We've focus on it, We attack it, and we attack
it without end until we achieve victory in that specific area,
and then we move right on to the next thing,
and we focus on this, this race, this issue, this debate,
this on and on and on, knocking down their evil ideas,
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overcoming them with our good ideas. That's how we win
this war in the end. You know what feels so
so good, and it plays so well on social media,
and we can share it with our friends who share this.
But it does you no good whatsoever, none being offended
about anything. It's not about Jasmine Crockett. Honestly, it's not
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about her at all. It's about you. It's about me
wasting time being offended or emotional about something some more
on congressman said, or something some more on on the
radio name Jesse said, or anything. Really, I saw this
sign in the yard and I'm offended. I heard what
this congressman said, and I'm offended. You on Iran and
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said something bad about Trump. I'm offended. I'm offended. Who
gives a crap? Set your soft, pathetic emotions aside and
focus on the task at hand. Do you know that
the you know what the communist loves, He loves when
you get offended. That's how he defeats you in arguments.
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You'll sit down and you'll have a debate about open borders.
He wants your country full of rapists and murderers. You
correctly don't want that. You want a secure border. You
want illegal supported So surely if you two sit down
to debate. Surely there's no way he can defeat you.
He wants something evil, you want something good. How could
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he possibly win. He's going to win because thirty seconds
into that debate, he's gonna call you a Nazi, and
you're gonna get offended, and then you're gonna start defending
yourself and explaining that you're not a Nazi, and you'll
start raising your voice, and soon you're no longer discussing
the open border or the demonic policies he wants. Soon
he's got you on the defense, offended, emotional, raising your voice,
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and you lost. You lost a debate that was a
gimme you should have won. Why would I give a
crap what some brain dead congresswoman says about the governor
of Texas. Why would I allow that to dominate the
news cycle or distract me in any way? It doesn't
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offend me at all. In fact, I'll tell you something else.
If I didn't have a real aversion to doing so,
I would consider donating money to Jasmine Crockett's campaign. Why.
I think she's one of the greatest spokesman for the
right right now we have in the United States of America.
Every time I hear that idiot talk, I say to myself, Wow,
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we just gain another seat in the house. Wow, Republican
popularity went up. I wake up every single day excited
to hear what Jasmine Crockett's going to say. It actually
tickles me to no end because I can see what's
happening Plainton's day the same way you can. Clearly this
young moron got elected to Congress. She's figured out a
way to get her name out there, to get bigger
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and brighter, to get on all the media shows. She's
figured out a way to have a hot selling book.
She's figured out a way to self promote. She self
promotes by routine lee doing the most over the top ridiculous, righteous, defensive,
whatever world you want to put on it, the most
over the top ridiculous things, putting that on camera, thus
promoting herself. But it tickles me to no end because
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as Jasmine Crockett rises, the Democrat Party and their brand
goes down, down, down, down, down down. The whole country's
happy with Trump, the whole country hates Democrat.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
To take a look at the percentage of the country
who say that we're on the right track. It's actually
a very high percentage when you compare it to some
historical numbers. What are you talking about? According to Maris,
forty five percent say that we're on the right track.
That's the second highest that Maris has measured since two
thousand and nine. How about NBC News?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Why would I be offended about Jasmine Crockett When things
are going well, she keeps talking. They keep getting less popular,
we keep getting more popular. Why because she said something
offensive about a man in a wheelchair. You shouldn't. You
shouldn't allow anybody, anybody to offend you, especially somebody you
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don't know personally. Now I should put a qualifier on
that if you know somebody personally. If your husband insults
your looks, you're gonna be offended. And that's understandable. Ad
Vice versa. You know your wife. Your wife looks at
you and she says, man alive? When did you get fat?
I understand that might hurt, right. I get it. If
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you're close with somebody, you share a personal relationship with them,
I understand that they have the ability to hurt you emotionally.
I'm not a robot. I get it. I have feelings too,
I just keep them covered up. But let's stop playing
that I'm more offended. I'm offended game. Let's stop playing that.
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It's not because I necessarily hate it or I don't
understand it. It's because it doesn't help us. It doesn't
move the ball forward at all at all. It only
holds us back. As we lose focus, we lose focus
and focus on idiots like Jasmine Crockett, And the more
we focus on her, the less we're focusing on spreading
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the message right now that matters, the message of mass deportations,
the message of getting spending under control. By the way,
talk to a senator last night. I'll tell you about
this in just a moment. Probably some things we have
to discuss. I'll get to that in just the mote. Yeah, Chris,
I'm not gonna lie. It's not great. It's not great.
But we have all kinds of critical things that matter
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for the future of the country, and I'll be honest
with you, Governor Greg g Abbott's feelings are not one
of those things that matter at all. I'm reasonably sure
Greg Abbott isn't offended at all. He's probably gonna wear
a Hot Wheels shirt tomorrow. I would bet you if
he has any sense of humor at all, he'll lean
into it, get some fundraising dollars off it, make himself
look cool. And I bet he will. He's a pretty
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savvy politician. But even if he is offended, which I'm
sure he's not, even if Greg Abbott is sitting there
in his house right now sobbing in his hands, I
can't believe she called me governor hot wheels. I don't
care about that either. I don't care. We have bigger
fish to fry. They have a loud bauth moron. I
hope she's in Congress forever. It helps us. I applaud her. Jasmine,
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please keep speaking, huge fan, love you, love your work.
Keep it up all right. Now, let's discuss what happened yesterday,
because we had to discuss it all day long today
at the stupid hearing. Before I get to that, what
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Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. Remember you can
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email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Of course,
we have all kinds of emails about Jasmine Crockett pouring in,
but sadly it's you, and most of them go like this, Hey,
good doctor, I know she's among the nastiest and dumbest
of commies, but where would you slot Jasmine Crockett in
your rankings of the hottest congresswoman. I can't lie. She's
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kind of hot, he says. Let the bar eat. I
don't know where i'd slaughter, certainly top ten Chris. Chris
has number two, Chris has AOC's fallen off. Well, look,
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this is we're not even gonna go into I'm gonna
go into the budget thing here in a moment, and
we'll get to the intel stuff. But we're I'm not
going to address this article about feminism in a while,
but feminist. There's a whole laundry list of reasons you
don't want to be a feminist. But one of the
chief reasons is are you a woman? Do you take
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pride in your appearance? Do you value your appearance? Of
course you do. It's a womanly thing to do. Women
will always place a high priority on their appearance. Men
will always place a high priority on their professional success.
It's just kind of how we're built, the old cave
man days, that kind of thing. Well, listen, there is
nothing that's going to make you ugly faster than feminism.
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Remember that AOC's going through this as well. It would
be more beneficial for your looks to take up a
two carton a day Marlboro red habit than it would
be to become a feminist. Two cartons of Marlborough reds
a day would aide you less quickly than becoming a feminist.
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Bitterness just sucks the soul out of you. That wonderful
you know, what a beautyful? You know when you see
a beautiful woman, doesn't matter her age. She could be twenty,
she could be sixty. A beautiful, confident woman. How she
just lights up a room. It's like she radiates. This
is nothing better. It's about more than physical right, It's
just there's nothing better, nothing better. My wife walks in,
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she lights up a room. When you're a feminist, no
matter whether you're twenty or whether you're sixty, when you
walk into a room, you're like a dark cloud that
walks in and everyone tries to avoid you. It's like
you have body odor. That's what feminism is. It's body odor.
You have emotional body odor, and everybody hates you. Now,
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real quickly, just a little point of concern before we
get to the intelligence hearing stuff from today. As I promised,
I was swapping some text messages last night with a
senator and you know, how they're working on a budget.
You know, they passed the CR the continuing resolution. Now
they're working on a budget, a big fact, it's going
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to be really bad. And I actually asked them, in fact,
let me read it here. I actually asked them, Well,
he said, how bad it's going to be? And I said, well,
bad as in horrific bad or bad as in you know,
standard bad. He said, oh no, no, no, it's about
as bad as it can get. And that's the one
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that's already sailing through the House, landing in the hands
of the Senate. So yeah, and this is why, like,
this is why I was talking about being focused. You see,
this is a bill that got passed to the House
of Representatives under Speaker of the House Mike Johnson. Mike
Johnson's out there today talking about this.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
There were no war plans discussed, there was no classified
material scent on that thread. Otherwise, House counsels looking into
the matter, looking into how this other number was inadvertently added.
Obviously that was a mistake and a serious one.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, how about the budget, Okay, but let's discuss the
hearing today because I'm frustrated by that as well. This
is why I voiced my frustration last night so loudly
at the opening of the show, and actually, amazingly, I
didn't really offend you with all that when I was
screaming and raving about how someone has to be fired
for that whole thing, because I knew it was about
to be a thing. It won't be twenty four hours
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from now, it'll be forgotten. But today we had a
huge hearing with director of the CII, director of the FBI,
all these big shots there. It was going to be
a tremendous opportunity today to discuss America's enemies, discuss what's
going on, discuss where we're at. Instead, it was an
entire day of this. Credit. Be clear, I haven't participated
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in any signal group messaging that relates to any classified
information at all.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Okay, Director Gabbert, Senator, I have the same answer.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I have not participated in any signal group chat or
any other chat on another app that contained any classifying.
An entire day of them talking points. How could you
be so amateurish? Are you on signal? Do you an
entire day of handing them that, an entire day of
going to the news and instead of talking about what
we want to get done, the judges, the deportations, the
evil of the left, an entire day of embarrassing crap
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like this.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
It is my understanding that the Biden administration authorized signal
as a means of communication that was consistent with presidential
record keeping requirements for its administration, and that continued into
the Trump administration. It's simply another messaging app, like the
I Message app on your iPhone or email servers that
every administration has set up in which senior administration officials
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can communicate with each other.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
An entire day of playing defense, an entire day of
making excuses, an entire day lost. Have you seen let
me ask you something. Have you seen the work schedule
for Washington, d C. For the United States government for
the year. Look it up. I think you'll find it fascinating.
If you're not driving, pick up your phone and look
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at the Washington DC or political or maybe Congress. Look
at the work calendar for Congress for the remainder of
twenty twenty five. You think to yourself, well, it's just March.
We've got time. Clock is ticking. An entire day lost
because of this idiocy, and that's why I was so
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harsh yesterday, fire him and get him out. I know
it's not gonna happen. Trump came out and said, why
it's a good man. We're not good. But my opinion,
that's a mistake. All right, Let's move on to some
other things, shall we, because we have a lot to
get to before we get to more Anzio talk. Let's
also save a baby's life. Trump deserves all the credit
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in the world today Trump administration to pause plan parenthood grants.
People myself included, have been hard on Trump in the
past about his not necessarily the harshest stance on abortion
in the world, but manness, he do a whole lot
of good for the pro life cause. That's a whole
lot of good. And the battle continues on our end.
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If we really want to stop the abortion loving culture,
it's not only about stopping planned parenthood. It's about introducing
mothers to their babies through the gift of ultrasound. That's
what we need because they're still killing their babies in
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be back. You're listening to the Oracle. You love this one.
It's a scream Baby, the Jesse Kelly Show. It is
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the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. Yes,
let us continue to stay focused on the task in hand.
Shall we stay focused on the fact that the Biden
administration was stealing your money and they were handing it
out to illegals for housing? Have you been stressing your
rent payment? Maybe not able to afford a home? Listen
(20:13):
to this from Scott Turner Christy.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
No, we're here signing the partnership to ensure that the
wasteful misappropriations that have been going to assist illegal aliens
in our country will no longer go to assist them,
but instead to assist the American people. In particular ad
pertained to houses. We have a housing affordability crisis in
our country, and so today we are ensuring that American
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taxpayer dollars are used to assist the American people.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Unfortunately, under the Biden administration, they prioritized illegal aliens over
American families, and so this memorandum is going to be
a partnership.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Good dear Jesse, I heard your Thursday podcast where you
read the email about a possible studio tour giveaway, bad idea,
brothers an obvious security concern. These days, you never know
what you will get. They may act like they're a fan,
like a true anti communist, but could be just a
dirty comedy. He puts out the address to all his comrades.
(21:12):
How about you just make a video of the studio
interior and put it on YouTube. That's all he says.
His name is Chris. I appreciate you guys looking out.
You know what's funny, my wife said the exact same thing.
She freaked out. You're like, no, absolutely not, because somebody's
just gonna come and try to hurt you. I'm not
denying that communists want to kill me. I get that.
(21:33):
Do you have any idea how many guns we have
here in the studio? Do you Are you under the
impression it's just me? Uh? Yes, obviously I carry at
all times. Everybody knows that. It's like a freaking war
room in this place between me and Chris and Corey.
Look if you come through that door wanting to start
some trouble. You're gonna have a lot of lead coming
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back your direction. Can Chris or Corey shoot? Probably not,
but I can, and they can distract them while I shoot.
All right, so it's all working out, Dear doctor Bandito,
I'm not so convinced. Oh Gosha, If the guy wants
to talk Russian history, I'll tell you about We'll get
to Russian history in a little bit now. I wanted
to play this because there's a new head of the CDC,
(22:19):
and there's a lot of bad information out there about
the new head of the CDC. But there's some concerns.
First of all, let's remember the Center for Disease Control
was just a few years ago one of the most
revered institutions in the United States of America. Then COVID happened,
and well, we all found out they're just a bunch
of dirty communists. Because I wear a mask, because it's
(22:45):
a tiny sacrifice to protect your freedoms, jo uso una mascara.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
But familia e lak, I.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Wear a mask.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
He brought up a good point, because too many people
who look like me are getting sick and dying.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Can you imagine being around someone with that voice all
the time. I've gone fond of seeing people smile with
their eyes. It's a beautiful experience in these times, even
if you don't have to. I hope you what a
dork choose to. Yeah, So Trump put up somebody for
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CDC and the system stopped it. Rumor has it that
vaccine lovers like Susan Collins and Red Luisiana's own Bill
Cassidy torpedoed Trump's CDC director. We now have this new
(23:44):
woman who's taking over. I need to clean and clarify
a couple things. First. There's a lot of bad information
going around today about things this woman has said that
she didn't actually say. There are social media posts from
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the official CDC director's account that she now runs, and
the social media posts are all the same quacky COVID
stuff masking social distancing stuff that wasn't her, that was
the last CDC director. However, there's also some audio Chris
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find it if you can. There's also some audio of
her on TV talking about things like equity, talking about
things like inclusion, using all the filthy comy buzzwords you're
used to. In fact, if Chris actually finds the bit
of audio, your red flag meter. It's going to just
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be pinging all over the dagone place the second we
actually play the thing, Oh what's that you have it?
Hold on good, go ahead and play it.
Speaker 6 (24:55):
Know that during the COVID experience, there were challenges and
limitations about having clinical trials accessible to the entire patient population,
and there was you know, challenges that were overcome over time.
But we don't want to be put in that place again.
So that's that's where we started from. But as we
were thinking about it from from the our age perspectives,
what can we do to ensure that at Steady State,
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not just in response to a pandemic, but at Steady State,
that we have an open and inclusive and all fully
benefiting clinical trial network so that we can ensure that
it's equitable, that it's accessible.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I know you listened to the show long enough. I
mean true, if this is your first night listening, you've
listened to the show long enough. You heard all the buzzwords.
You know how this woman thinks. So why are we
stuck with this woman as CDC director? Well, I'll tell
you about I read a couple different things here. In fact,
one we already read Trump administration to pause planned parenthood grants.
(25:58):
Now that's good, right, that's good. But what are the
details of all this? Trump administration is preparing to halt
tens of millions of dollars in federal family planning grants
to several organizations pending an investigation into their diversity efforts. This,
we'll come back to CDC. Stay with me. So we're
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not pausing planned parenthood grants just because it's a holocaust
organization that's killed sixty five million babies. We had to
find some legal loophole to jump through just the right way. Well,
it's because of the diversity of efforts. Oh, here's another headline,
US stock surge. Well, that's great news. Right of course,
(26:40):
it is great news on reports of softer Trump tariff policy. Hey,
you want the stock market to come back back off
of your economic policy, and we'll allow you to have
a stock market again. Now, the CDC director, we had
a good one coming in. Losers like Bill Cassidy, Susan Collins,
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torpedo the nomination. Replace the nomination with one who will
slow us down. Every single part of the criminal organization
known as the United States Government is designed to do
exactly what every criminal organization is designed to do. Make
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money for themselves while protecting the system itself, protecting the family,
stopping any kind of reform, figuring out a way to
throw stumbling blocks in the way of anyone who might
reform things, Figuring out a way to, if not stop,
at least slow roll every single reform you might want.
(27:47):
So when you try to mass deport twenty million people,
you have a judge here and a judge there. This
is another two weeks, stop for a month, stop here,
stop there. Soon you're at the end of four years,
You've deported maybe half a million people, and all the
barbarians Joe Biden brought in got to stay. That is
how the criminal organization known as the United States Government works.
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And that is why I sound so harsh on the air,
screaming about people needing to be prosecuted, not fired, not resignation,
and not backing off of critical things that I heard
repeatedly in the run up to all this, things like
I'm going to eliminate the intelligence wing of the FBI.
(28:28):
Where's that at, I'm going to eliminate this, I'm going
to eliminate that. I'm going to do that where are
these things at? These are critical things we must have
because the criminal organization known as the government is designed
to stop any changes. And so there is something I'm
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seeing a lot of that I'm sick of, and I'll
tell you exactly what that is in just a moment.
I'll tell you exactly what I'm sick of before I
get to that. I'm also sick of having to hear
from every friend of mine who owns or runs a
business about how hard it is to find a qualified person.
(29:14):
They just can't find them. And it's not that I
don't feel their pain. I get it. Look at the
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on a wonderful Tuesday memory. You can email the show
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We have part two
of our historical Battle of Anzio's story coming up about
ten minutes from now. But let me tell you just
to wrap up the put a little bow on this
and we'll do some emails about what I'm tired of.
I'm tired of seeing and I'm tired of hearing it.
(30:42):
You are allowed to be frustrated and voice your frustration.
I'm frustrated with these judges. I'm frustrated with this, I'm angry.
I can do that as well. I'll be honest I'm
kind of tired of hearing that out of the White House.
And here's why Trump tries to do the right thing
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and grab a bunch of barbarians and deport them. Judges
jump in and say, no, you can't know there's a
legal injunction. Pam Bondi jumps in, talks about how frustrated
she is, and we're going to put a stop to this.
And then I talked to somebody today and I found
out that Pambondi the dog. They're very frustrated at all
the resources they have to dedicate to fighting these judges.
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And I'm frustrated by this, and she's frustrated by that,
and frustrated by this. Don't tell me problems, tell me solutions.
You get to be frustrated because you have to be
a spectator. I get to be frustrated. I have to
be a spectator. These people were tasked with saving the
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United States of America in four years. I don't want
to hear or read another social media post from another
member of the administration who talks about how frustrated they
are by the judges. I'm frustrated by this, and I'm
frustrated by that. I'm just so frustrated. Sorry, ignore them,
(32:13):
or get run over for four years. The bold action
we've seen the Trump administration take early on cannot slow down.
It must continue. And when I hear I'm frustrated, you
know what I hear excuses, That's what I hear. And
I know. Oh, don't get me wrong. I know I
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know about the steak. But I constantly am getting this
kind of messaging of we're very frustrated, and this judge
is a bad guy. I get different versions of that
as well. He's a bad guy, this judge. Yeah, I
got that. I got that. He's a freaking evil demon.
I got it. He has a vested financial interest in
communism and destroying the country. He's a piece of trash
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who wants to put a rapist in your daughter's community.
I get it. I know he's a bad guy. I
don't need you to tell me what I already know.
When I walk into the house and I find a
man he's got my family tied up in the living
room and he's stuffing all my belongings in the sack.
I don't need you, the security guard, to come say, hey, Jesse,
look at that guy. He's a bad guy and I'm frustrated. No,
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you're the security guard. You stop him. I get to
be frustrated. You help. I'm tired of hearing about the
frustrations of the administration as if they're innocent bystanders. No,
you have to take on the communist menace. He is
going to frustrate you on purpose for four years. If
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you allow him for four years, it will be stumbling
blocks and land mines and walls put up to ensure
that you are boxed in and you can do a
little good here and a little good there, but not
quite enough. That's why we are what it is March
twenty fifth. How many deportations we have so far?
Speaker 4 (34:01):
I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
I look at the numbers this morning, since since President
Trump's been an offic to worry about, forty four thousand
arrest in the interior of the United States.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Who arrested more criminals in the first two months? Two months?
Forty four thousand. I've already told you before that I
get it. I'm patient. They have to work things up,
they have to get things in place for self deportation.
I understand it. That patience is not going to last
for four years. If these numbers two months forty four thousand.
(34:34):
I know I went to community college, but I just
did the math in my head. That's twenty two thousand
a month. So hold on a second. Let's just go
ahead and do this. You're very professional. I'm doing this
on my phone as you listen. Twenty two thousand times
twelve times four equals a million roughly. That's, if we're
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being generous, one twentieth of Joe Biden brought in at
the end of four years. I don't want to hear
about how frustrated you were the entire time. I don't
want to hear about the birth pains. I want you
to show me the baby. I was promised mass deportations.
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I expect delivery. I was promised this. I was promised that.
I was promised this. Oh but the judges, I know,
I know, we have a gang of demons. I get it.
They've been put there to do exactly what they're doing.
Are you willing to ignore them and move forward? I
all I hear about is how we're complying, but we're frustrated.
(35:42):
We're complying, but we're frustrated. Okay, so Supreme Court's gonna
what they'll slow roll you for year, two years. While
you're frustrated, Maybe let's be nice and let's say it's
only a year, and let's say the Supreme Court comes
back in a year and they actually rule on your side. Okay,
we're the Supreme Court. We've ruled. These lower courts are
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out of control, and this is the best case today.
Rail these lower courts are out of control and they're
not allowed to do that anymore. You just gave up
twenty five percent of of your presidency. Being frustrated. I
know a lot of this stuff hurts to hear. Maybe
I'm just in a sour mood today, and I admit
I am. There's a good reason for that. Okay. I
(36:28):
ordered breakfast tacos this morning from my favorite breakfast taco place,
and this place is it's one of the best ones.
It's one of the best ones. I always stop in there. Oh, Chris, Yeah,
it's the one you're thinking of. Yep, I stopped in
and they've gone to powdered eggs. They'll be out of
business in a month. This is Texas is a good
(36:48):
breakfast taco place on every corner. This was the one
that used to have a line powdered eggs now you'd
be gone in a month, and so I've been angry
all day long ever since then. And now I'm taking
my anger out on everybody, and so I apologize for
the bad mood. But that's where I'm at. After the
breakfast tacos, I don't want to hear any more excuses,
and I don't want to hear about your frustrations. I
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don't want to hear how evil the demon is. I
know he's a demon. I know he's evil. I need
you to defeat him. That's what I need. I want
to hear about your plans to defeat him. That's what
I want to hear. Don't tell me the birth pains,
show me the baby. That's that now. Last night we
did part one of the Battle of Anziel in World
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War two. Tonight I might wrap up the whole thing,
but tonight is part two. I guess it'll depend on
how long I'm gonna go. But we're done with politics
for a few I need to think about my breakfast tacos.
We're gonna do some history next
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Tuesday,
and we're gonna have so much fun tonight on a Tuesday.
Part of the show is gonna be a big email
roundup because there are so many good ones that came in.
We're gonna talk about being offended. Yes, I heard what
(00:36):
Jasmine Crockett said. In fact, we're gonna open up the
show talking about that. We'll touch on the hearing from
today that addressed the signal chat thing from yesterday. Yes,
I'm going to give you part two, possibly the final
part of our little Anzio history. Part one was last
night during the second hour. We'll do part two during
the second hour of this show. We're going to discuss
(01:01):
your rabbid base, taking over your party, what it means
for you women, and feminism and being alone, a ceasefire
in the Black Sea, all that, so much more coming
up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. But
I want to first discuss well, it's going to kind
(01:22):
of be about Jasmine Crockett, but it's not really going
to be about her. It's going to be about you.
It's going to be about me life goals right wrong?
What we want? I know all day long, you've heard
the exact same sound bite of Jasmine Crockett talking about
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Texas Governor Greg Abbott and calling him what you call
him hot wheels or something, the governor hot wheels because
we in these hot Texas streets.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Honey, y'all know we got Governor hot wheels down there.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Come on now, And the only thing I know you've
heard that all day And I also know this, and
I haven't even listened today because you know, I don't
really listen to anything else or watch anything else. But
I bet you a million bucks that people people you
listen to, people you watch, I bet they've been offended
(02:19):
all day. This is an outrage He's paralyzed. A tree
fell on him. This is route rageous. Okay. We talk
about being offended a lot. And what do I always
tell you if you're offended by me? What do I
tell you I don't care? Means nothing to me. Why
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do I say that? Is that? Is that just because
I'm a jerk? No, that's part of the reason. But
why do I say that to you that I don't
care if you're offended? We get these emails I am
so mad at you, and I make fun of you
relentlessly for it. I tell you to stop listening. Why
do I say say that it's actually not about me,
(03:03):
because I don't care if you're offended. It's about you.
I say that because we all in this country, the
left and the right, have got to Now, well, we'll
let the left continue to be distracted, so let me
just focus on the right. The right has got to
stay focus on important tasks, tasks that involve saving the
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United States of America, because we are in a political war,
a power war here. The stakes are high, as you know.
Let me tell you what we'll win the war for
us long term. This is not going to be next year,
this month, whatever, long term will win the war for
us focused activism, meaning we find what's important, We find
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any kind of a way we can defeat the other side.
We've focus on it, We attack it, and we attack
it without end until we achieve victory in that specific area,
and then we move right on to the next thing,
and we focus on this, this race, this issue, this debate,
this on and on and on, knocking down their evil ideas,
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overcoming them with our good ideas. That's how we win
this war in the end. You know what feels so
so good, and it plays so well on social media,
and we can share it with our friends who share this.
But it does you no good whatsoever, none being offended
about anything. It's not about Jasmine Crockett. Honestly, it's not
(04:38):
about her at all. It's about you. It's about me
wasting time being offended or emotional about something some more
on congressman said, or something some more on on the
radio name Jesse said, or anything. Really, I saw this
sign in the yard and I'm offended. I heard what
this congressman said, and I'm offended. You on Iran and
(05:00):
said something bad about Trump. I'm offended. I'm offended. Who
gives a crap? Set your soft, pathetic emotions aside and
focus on the task at hand. Do you know that
the you know what the communist loves, He loves when
you get offended. That's how he defeats you in arguments.
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You'll sit down and you'll have a debate about open borders.
He wants your country full of rapists and murderers. You
correctly don't want that. You want a secure border. You
want illegal supported So surely if you two sit down
to debate. Surely there's no way he can defeat you.
He wants something evil, you want something good. How could
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he possibly win. He's going to win because thirty seconds
into that debate, he's gonna call you a Nazi, and
you're gonna get offended, and then you're gonna start defending
yourself and explaining that you're not a Nazi, and you'll
start raising your voice, and soon you're no longer discussing
the open border or the demonic policies he wants. Soon
he's got you on the defense, offended, emotional, raising your voice,
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and you lost. You lost a debate that was a
gimme you should have won. Why would I give a
crap what some brain dead congresswoman says about the governor
of Texas. Why would I allow that to dominate the
news cycle or distract me in any way? It doesn't
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offend me at all. In fact, I'll tell you something else.
If I didn't have a real aversion to doing so,
I would consider donating money to Jasmine Crockett's campaign. Why.
I think she's one of the greatest spokesman for the
right right now we have in the United States of America.
Every time I hear that idiot talk, I say to myself, Wow,
(06:51):
we just gain another seat in the house. Wow, Republican
popularity went up. I wake up every single day excited
to hear what Jasmine Crockett's going to say. It actually
tickles me to no end because I can see what's
happening Plainton's day the same way you can. Clearly this
young moron got elected to Congress. She's figured out a
way to get her name out there, to get bigger
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and brighter, to get on all the media shows. She's
figured out a way to have a hot selling book.
She's figured out a way to self promote. She self
promotes by routine lee doing the most over the top ridiculous, righteous, defensive,
whatever world you want to put on it, the most
over the top ridiculous things, putting that on camera, thus
promoting herself. But it tickles me to no end because
(07:35):
as Jasmine Crockett rises, the Democrat Party and their brand
goes down, down, down, down, down down. The whole country's
happy with Trump, the whole country hates Democrat.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
To take a look at the percentage of the country
who say that we're on the right track. It's actually
a very high percentage when you compare it to some
historical numbers. What are you talking about? According to Maris,
forty five percent say that we're on the right track.
That's the second highest that Maris has measured since two
thousand and nine. How about NBC News?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Why would I be offended about Jasmine Crockett When things
are going well, she keeps talking. They keep getting less popular,
we keep getting more popular. Why because she said something
offensive about a man in a wheelchair. You shouldn't. You
shouldn't allow anybody, anybody to offend you, especially somebody you
(08:26):
don't know personally. Now I should put a qualifier on
that if you know somebody personally. If your husband insults
your looks, you're gonna be offended. And that's understandable. Ad
Vice versa. You know your wife. Your wife looks at
you and she says, man alive? When did you get fat?
I understand that might hurt, right. I get it. If
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you're close with somebody, you share a personal relationship with them,
I understand that they have the ability to hurt you emotionally.
I'm not a robot. I get it. I have feelings too,
I just keep them covered up. But let's stop playing
that I'm more offended. I'm offended game. Let's stop playing that.
(09:08):
It's not because I necessarily hate it or I don't
understand it. It's because it doesn't help us. It doesn't
move the ball forward at all at all. It only
holds us back. As we lose focus, we lose focus
and focus on idiots like Jasmine Crockett, And the more
we focus on her, the less we're focusing on spreading
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the message right now that matters, the message of mass deportations,
the message of getting spending under control. By the way,
talk to a senator last night. I'll tell you about
this in just a moment. Probably some things we have
to discuss. I'll get to that in just the mote. Yeah, Chris,
I'm not gonna lie. It's not great. It's not great.
But we have all kinds of critical things that matter
(09:52):
for the future of the country, and I'll be honest
with you, Governor Greg g Abbott's feelings are not one
of those things that matter at all. I'm reasonably sure
Greg Abbott isn't offended at all. He's probably gonna wear
a Hot Wheels shirt tomorrow. I would bet you if
he has any sense of humor at all, he'll lean
into it, get some fundraising dollars off it, make himself
look cool. And I bet he will. He's a pretty
(10:13):
savvy politician. But even if he is offended, which I'm
sure he's not, even if Greg Abbott is sitting there
in his house right now sobbing in his hands, I
can't believe she called me governor hot wheels. I don't
care about that either. I don't care. We have bigger
fish to fry. They have a loud bauth moron. I
hope she's in Congress forever. It helps us. I applaud her. Jasmine,
(10:34):
please keep speaking, huge fan, love you, love your work.
Keep it up all right. Now, let's discuss what happened yesterday,
because we had to discuss it all day long today
at the stupid hearing. Before I get to that, what
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Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. Remember you can
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email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Of course,
we have all kinds of emails about Jasmine Crockett pouring in,
but sadly it's you, and most of them go like this, Hey,
good doctor, I know she's among the nastiest and dumbest
of commies, but where would you slot Jasmine Crockett in
your rankings of the hottest congresswoman. I can't lie. She's
(12:26):
kind of hot, he says. Let the bar eat. I
don't know where i'd slaughter, certainly top ten Chris. Chris
has number two, Chris has AOC's fallen off. Well, look,
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this is we're not even gonna go into I'm gonna
go into the budget thing here in a moment, and
we'll get to the intel stuff. But we're I'm not
going to address this article about feminism in a while,
but feminist. There's a whole laundry list of reasons you
don't want to be a feminist. But one of the
chief reasons is are you a woman? Do you take
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pride in your appearance? Do you value your appearance? Of
course you do. It's a womanly thing to do. Women
will always place a high priority on their appearance. Men
will always place a high priority on their professional success.
It's just kind of how we're built, the old cave
man days, that kind of thing. Well, listen, there is
nothing that's going to make you ugly faster than feminism.
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Remember that AOC's going through this as well. It would
be more beneficial for your looks to take up a
two carton a day Marlboro red habit than it would
be to become a feminist. Two cartons of Marlborough reds
a day would aide you less quickly than becoming a feminist.
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Bitterness just sucks the soul out of you. That wonderful
you know, what a beautyful? You know when you see
a beautiful woman, doesn't matter her age. She could be twenty,
she could be sixty. A beautiful, confident woman. How she
just lights up a room. It's like she radiates. This
is nothing better. It's about more than physical right, It's
just there's nothing better, nothing better. My wife walks in,
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she lights up a room. When you're a feminist, no
matter whether you're twenty or whether you're sixty, when you
walk into a room, you're like a dark cloud that
walks in and everyone tries to avoid you. It's like
you have body odor. That's what feminism is. It's body odor.
You have emotional body odor, and everybody hates you. Now,
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real quickly, just a little point of concern before we
get to the intelligence hearing stuff from today. As I promised,
I was swapping some text messages last night with a
senator and you know, how they're working on a budget.
You know, they passed the CR the continuing resolution. Now
they're working on a budget, a big fact, it's going
(15:02):
to be really bad. And I actually asked them, in fact,
let me read it here. I actually asked them, Well,
he said, how bad it's going to be? And I said, well,
bad as in horrific bad or bad as in you know,
standard bad. He said, oh no, no, no, it's about
as bad as it can get. And that's the one
(15:23):
that's already sailing through the House, landing in the hands
of the Senate. So yeah, and this is why, like,
this is why I was talking about being focused. You see,
this is a bill that got passed to the House
of Representatives under Speaker of the House Mike Johnson. Mike
Johnson's out there today talking about this.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
There were no war plans discussed, there was no classified
material scent on that thread. Otherwise, House counsels looking into
the matter, looking into how this other number was inadvertently added.
Obviously that was a mistake and a serious one.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, how about the budget, Okay, but let's discuss the
hearing today because I'm frustrated by that as well. This
is why I voiced my frustration last night so loudly
at the opening of the show, and actually, amazingly, I
didn't really offend you with all that when I was
screaming and raving about how someone has to be fired
for that whole thing, because I knew it was about
to be a thing. It won't be twenty four hours
(16:21):
from now, it'll be forgotten. But today we had a
huge hearing with director of the CII, director of the FBI,
all these big shots there. It was going to be
a tremendous opportunity today to discuss America's enemies, discuss what's
going on, discuss where we're at. Instead, it was an
entire day of this. Credit. Be clear, I haven't participated
(16:42):
in any signal group messaging that relates to any classified
information at all.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Okay, Director Gabbert, Senator, I have the same answer.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I have not participated in any signal group chat or
any other chat on another app that contained any classifying.
An entire day of them talking points. How could you
be so amateurish? Are you on signal? Do you an
entire day of handing them that, an entire day of
going to the news and instead of talking about what
we want to get done, the judges, the deportations, the
evil of the left, an entire day of embarrassing crap
(17:14):
like this.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
It is my understanding that the Biden administration authorized signal
as a means of communication that was consistent with presidential
record keeping requirements for its administration, and that continued into
the Trump administration. It's simply another messaging app, like the
I Message app on your iPhone or email servers that
every administration has set up in which senior administration officials
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can communicate with each other.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
An entire day of playing defense, an entire day of
making excuses, an entire day lost. Have you seen let
me ask you something. Have you seen the work schedule
for Washington, d C. For the United States government for
the year. Look it up. I think you'll find it fascinating.
If you're not driving, pick up your phone and look
(18:02):
at the Washington DC or political or maybe Congress. Look
at the work calendar for Congress for the remainder of
twenty twenty five. You think to yourself, well, it's just March.
We've got time. Clock is ticking. An entire day lost
because of this idiocy, and that's why I was so
(18:23):
harsh yesterday, fire him and get him out. I know
it's not gonna happen. Trump came out and said, why
it's a good man. We're not good. But my opinion,
that's a mistake. All right, Let's move on to some
other things, shall we, because we have a lot to
get to before we get to more Anzio talk. Let's
also save a baby's life. Trump deserves all the credit
(18:43):
in the world today Trump administration to pause plan parenthood grants.
People myself included, have been hard on Trump in the
past about his not necessarily the harshest stance on abortion
in the world, but manness, he do a whole lot
of good for the pro life cause. That's a whole
lot of good. And the battle continues on our end.
(19:08):
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the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. Yes,
let us continue to stay focused on the task in hand.
Shall we stay focused on the fact that the Biden
administration was stealing your money and they were handing it
out to illegals for housing? Have you been stressing your
rent payment? Maybe not able to afford a home? Listen
(20:13):
to this from Scott Turner Christy.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
No, we're here signing the partnership to ensure that the
wasteful misappropriations that have been going to assist illegal aliens
in our country will no longer go to assist them,
but instead to assist the American people. In particular ad
pertained to houses. We have a housing affordability crisis in
our country, and so today we are ensuring that American
(20:36):
taxpayer dollars are used to assist the American people.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Unfortunately, under the Biden administration, they prioritized illegal aliens over
American families, and so this memorandum is going to be
a partnership.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Good dear Jesse, I heard your Thursday podcast where you
read the email about a possible studio tour giveaway, bad idea,
brothers an obvious security concern. These days, you never know
what you will get. They may act like they're a fan,
like a true anti communist, but could be just a
dirty comedy. He puts out the address to all his comrades.
(21:12):
How about you just make a video of the studio
interior and put it on YouTube. That's all he says.
His name is Chris. I appreciate you guys looking out.
You know what's funny, my wife said the exact same thing.
She freaked out. You're like, no, absolutely not, because somebody's
just gonna come and try to hurt you. I'm not
denying that communists want to kill me. I get that.
(21:33):
Do you have any idea how many guns we have
here in the studio? Do you Are you under the
impression it's just me? Uh? Yes, obviously I carry at
all times. Everybody knows that. It's like a freaking war
room in this place between me and Chris and Corey.
Look if you come through that door wanting to start
some trouble. You're gonna have a lot of lead coming
(21:55):
back your direction. Can Chris or Corey shoot? Probably not,
but I can, and they can distract them while I shoot.
All right, so it's all working out, Dear doctor Bandito,
I'm not so convinced. Oh Gosha, If the guy wants
to talk Russian history, I'll tell you about We'll get
to Russian history in a little bit now. I wanted
to play this because there's a new head of the CDC,
(22:19):
and there's a lot of bad information out there about
the new head of the CDC. But there's some concerns.
First of all, let's remember the Center for Disease Control
was just a few years ago one of the most
revered institutions in the United States of America. Then COVID happened,
and well, we all found out they're just a bunch
of dirty communists. Because I wear a mask, because it's
(22:45):
a tiny sacrifice to protect your freedoms, jo uso una mascara.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
But familia e lak, I.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Wear a mask.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
He brought up a good point, because too many people
who look like me are getting sick and dying.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Can you imagine being around someone with that voice all
the time. I've gone fond of seeing people smile with
their eyes. It's a beautiful experience in these times, even
if you don't have to. I hope you what a
dork choose to. Yeah, So Trump put up somebody for
(23:23):
CDC and the system stopped it. Rumor has it that
vaccine lovers like Susan Collins and Red Luisiana's own Bill
Cassidy torpedoed Trump's CDC director. We now have this new
(23:44):
woman who's taking over. I need to clean and clarify
a couple things. First. There's a lot of bad information
going around today about things this woman has said that
she didn't actually say. There are social media posts from
(24:05):
the official CDC director's account that she now runs, and
the social media posts are all the same quacky COVID
stuff masking social distancing stuff that wasn't her, that was
the last CDC director. However, there's also some audio Chris
(24:26):
find it if you can. There's also some audio of
her on TV talking about things like equity, talking about
things like inclusion, using all the filthy comy buzzwords you're
used to. In fact, if Chris actually finds the bit
of audio, your red flag meter. It's going to just
(24:49):
be pinging all over the dagone place the second we
actually play the thing, Oh what's that you have it?
Hold on good, go ahead and play it.
Speaker 6 (24:55):
Know that during the COVID experience, there were challenges and
limitations about having clinical trials accessible to the entire patient population,
and there was you know, challenges that were overcome over time.
But we don't want to be put in that place again.
So that's that's where we started from. But as we
were thinking about it from from the our age perspectives,
what can we do to ensure that at Steady State,
(25:17):
not just in response to a pandemic, but at Steady State,
that we have an open and inclusive and all fully
benefiting clinical trial network so that we can ensure that
it's equitable, that it's accessible.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I know you listened to the show long enough. I
mean true, if this is your first night listening, you've
listened to the show long enough. You heard all the buzzwords.
You know how this woman thinks. So why are we
stuck with this woman as CDC director? Well, I'll tell
you about I read a couple different things here. In fact,
one we already read Trump administration to pause planned parenthood grants.
(25:58):
Now that's good, right, that's good. But what are the
details of all this? Trump administration is preparing to halt
tens of millions of dollars in federal family planning grants
to several organizations pending an investigation into their diversity efforts. This,
we'll come back to CDC. Stay with me. So we're
(26:18):
not pausing planned parenthood grants just because it's a holocaust
organization that's killed sixty five million babies. We had to
find some legal loophole to jump through just the right way. Well,
it's because of the diversity of efforts. Oh, here's another headline,
US stock surge. Well, that's great news. Right of course,
(26:40):
it is great news on reports of softer Trump tariff policy. Hey,
you want the stock market to come back back off
of your economic policy, and we'll allow you to have
a stock market again. Now, the CDC director, we had
a good one coming in. Losers like Bill Cassidy, Susan Collins,
(27:04):
torpedo the nomination. Replace the nomination with one who will
slow us down. Every single part of the criminal organization
known as the United States Government is designed to do
exactly what every criminal organization is designed to do. Make
(27:25):
money for themselves while protecting the system itself, protecting the family,
stopping any kind of reform, figuring out a way to
throw stumbling blocks in the way of anyone who might
reform things, Figuring out a way to, if not stop,
at least slow roll every single reform you might want.
(27:47):
So when you try to mass deport twenty million people,
you have a judge here and a judge there. This
is another two weeks, stop for a month, stop here,
stop there. Soon you're at the end of four years,
You've deported maybe half a million people, and all the
barbarians Joe Biden brought in got to stay. That is
how the criminal organization known as the United States Government works.
(28:07):
And that is why I sound so harsh on the air,
screaming about people needing to be prosecuted, not fired, not resignation,
and not backing off of critical things that I heard
repeatedly in the run up to all this, things like
I'm going to eliminate the intelligence wing of the FBI.
(28:28):
Where's that at, I'm going to eliminate this, I'm going
to eliminate that. I'm going to do that where are
these things at? These are critical things we must have
because the criminal organization known as the government is designed
to stop any changes. And so there is something I'm
(28:50):
seeing a lot of that I'm sick of, and I'll
tell you exactly what that is in just a moment.
I'll tell you exactly what I'm sick of before I
get to that. I'm also sick of having to hear
from every friend of mine who owns or runs a
business about how hard it is to find a qualified person.
(29:14):
They just can't find them. And it's not that I
don't feel their pain. I get it. Look at the
two people I have to work with. The point is
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you've at least seen it. You sit down and talk
to someone for five minutes, and then they get up
and leave when someone else sits down. It's a quick way. Hey,
(29:35):
let's see if there's even a chance here. That way,
we don't have to do red lobster. You know, let's
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of red lobster. At ZipRecruiter. They have zip Intro back
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(29:56):
realize that ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse lets you try
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will change your life and you're about to find that
choice employee. I'll tell you what I'm sick of next
the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
(30:19):
on a wonderful Tuesday memory. You can email the show
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We have part two
of our historical Battle of Anzio's story coming up about
ten minutes from now. But let me tell you just
to wrap up the put a little bow on this
and we'll do some emails about what I'm tired of.
I'm tired of seeing and I'm tired of hearing it.
(30:42):
You are allowed to be frustrated and voice your frustration.
I'm frustrated with these judges. I'm frustrated with this, I'm angry.
I can do that as well. I'll be honest I'm
kind of tired of hearing that out of the White House.
And here's why Trump tries to do the right thing
(31:04):
and grab a bunch of barbarians and deport them. Judges
jump in and say, no, you can't know there's a
legal injunction. Pam Bondi jumps in, talks about how frustrated
she is, and we're going to put a stop to this.
And then I talked to somebody today and I found
out that Pambondi the dog. They're very frustrated at all
the resources they have to dedicate to fighting these judges.
(31:27):
And I'm frustrated by this, and she's frustrated by that,
and frustrated by this. Don't tell me problems, tell me solutions.
You get to be frustrated because you have to be
a spectator. I get to be frustrated. I have to
be a spectator. These people were tasked with saving the
(31:51):
United States of America in four years. I don't want
to hear or read another social media post from another
member of the administration who talks about how frustrated they
are by the judges. I'm frustrated by this, and I'm
frustrated by that. I'm just so frustrated. Sorry, ignore them,
(32:13):
or get run over for four years. The bold action
we've seen the Trump administration take early on cannot slow down.
It must continue. And when I hear I'm frustrated, you
know what I hear excuses, That's what I hear. And
I know. Oh, don't get me wrong. I know I
(32:34):
know about the steak. But I constantly am getting this
kind of messaging of we're very frustrated, and this judge
is a bad guy. I get different versions of that
as well. He's a bad guy, this judge. Yeah, I
got that. I got that. He's a freaking evil demon.
I got it. He has a vested financial interest in
communism and destroying the country. He's a piece of trash
(32:56):
who wants to put a rapist in your daughter's community.
I get it. I know he's a bad guy. I
don't need you to tell me what I already know.
When I walk into the house and I find a
man he's got my family tied up in the living
room and he's stuffing all my belongings in the sack.
I don't need you, the security guard, to come say, hey, Jesse,
look at that guy. He's a bad guy and I'm frustrated. No,
(33:20):
you're the security guard. You stop him. I get to
be frustrated. You help. I'm tired of hearing about the
frustrations of the administration as if they're innocent bystanders. No,
you have to take on the communist menace. He is
going to frustrate you on purpose for four years. If
(33:41):
you allow him for four years, it will be stumbling
blocks and land mines and walls put up to ensure
that you are boxed in and you can do a
little good here and a little good there, but not
quite enough. That's why we are what it is March
twenty fifth. How many deportations we have so far?
Speaker 4 (34:01):
I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
I look at the numbers this morning, since since President
Trump's been an offic to worry about, forty four thousand
arrest in the interior of the United States.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Who arrested more criminals in the first two months? Two months?
Forty four thousand. I've already told you before that I
get it. I'm patient. They have to work things up,
they have to get things in place for self deportation.
I understand it. That patience is not going to last
for four years. If these numbers two months forty four thousand.
(34:34):
I know I went to community college, but I just
did the math in my head. That's twenty two thousand
a month. So hold on a second. Let's just go
ahead and do this. You're very professional. I'm doing this
on my phone as you listen. Twenty two thousand times
twelve times four equals a million roughly. That's, if we're
(34:55):
being generous, one twentieth of Joe Biden brought in at
the end of four years. I don't want to hear
about how frustrated you were the entire time. I don't
want to hear about the birth pains. I want you
to show me the baby. I was promised mass deportations.
(35:19):
I expect delivery. I was promised this. I was promised that.
I was promised this. Oh but the judges, I know,
I know, we have a gang of demons. I get it.
They've been put there to do exactly what they're doing.
Are you willing to ignore them and move forward? I
all I hear about is how we're complying, but we're frustrated.
(35:42):
We're complying, but we're frustrated. Okay, so Supreme Court's gonna
what they'll slow roll you for year, two years. While
you're frustrated, Maybe let's be nice and let's say it's
only a year, and let's say the Supreme Court comes
back in a year and they actually rule on your side. Okay,
we're the Supreme Court. We've ruled. These lower courts are
(36:05):
out of control, and this is the best case today.
Rail these lower courts are out of control and they're
not allowed to do that anymore. You just gave up
twenty five percent of of your presidency. Being frustrated. I
know a lot of this stuff hurts to hear. Maybe
I'm just in a sour mood today, and I admit
I am. There's a good reason for that. Okay. I
(36:28):
ordered breakfast tacos this morning from my favorite breakfast taco place,
and this place is it's one of the best ones.
It's one of the best ones. I always stop in there. Oh, Chris, Yeah,
it's the one you're thinking of. Yep, I stopped in
and they've gone to powdered eggs. They'll be out of
business in a month. This is Texas is a good
(36:48):
breakfast taco place on every corner. This was the one
that used to have a line powdered eggs now you'd
be gone in a month, and so I've been angry
all day long ever since then. And now I'm taking
my anger out on everybody, and so I apologize for
the bad mood. But that's where I'm at. After the
breakfast tacos, I don't want to hear any more excuses,
and I don't want to hear about your frustrations. I
(37:09):
don't want to hear how evil the demon is. I
know he's a demon. I know he's evil. I need
you to defeat him. That's what I need. I want
to hear about your plans to defeat him. That's what
I want to hear. Don't tell me the birth pains,
show me the baby. That's that now. Last night we
did part one of the Battle of Anziel in World
(37:29):
War two. Tonight I might wrap up the whole thing,
but tonight is part two. I guess it'll depend on
how long I'm gonna go. But we're done with politics
for a few I need to think about my breakfast tacos.
We're gonna do some history next
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