May 8, 2025 • 37 mins
The problem with half listening. Ed Martin wont be draining the swamp because Republicans don’t want it. Why does Jesse rip on eunuch Lankford? Weak congressmen are dooming the country. Subversives in the Republican party.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Thursday.
The week is almost over.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
A couple huge things happen today. We got a new pope.
I'll talk about that briefly in a moment. Trade deals,
at least one of them. We have that. But we
are gonna have a long talk about many different things tonight.
We're gonna go through your emails. Some people are defending
James Langford Justice. John Roberts spoke publicly said a couple
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things that are pretty revealing. Joe Biden went on the
view that was both hilarious and illuminating. Colorado is trying
to become worse than California. All that and so much
more coming up on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show tonight.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I actually want to begin here with this email because
here's the thing that's I say it's funny, and I
guess it is funny because it makes me laugh, But
it's definitely odd. You see, I do a radio show.
It's not important. I'm just a radio host, but I
do a radio show for three hours a day, and
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because I'm the one doing the talking, it's just human
nature when I'm talking. When you're talking, you assume people
are listening, right, especially if they're in the same room,
they're listening to you, and you get frustrated when they're not.
Doesn't that happen to you in your life? Weren't you listening?
That happens to me? So you'd talk for three hours
a day and you assume that people who are listening
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are listening. But here's what actually happens. It probably happens
to you. It's human nature. It happens to me.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
When I listen.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You kind of half listen lots of the time. Maybe
you're daydreaming, maybe you're on your phone, maybe you're cooking,
maybe you're at work, so maybe you were half listening
a little bit. And when you listen to one show,
you probably listen to more than just one. I realize
there are people who only listen to the Jesse Kelly Show,
but most people will listen to this or that or
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this or that, And what happens is because they're half listening,
and because they're listening to multiple shows, people will email
you and accuse you of saying things that not only
have you never said, You've never even thought this. Dude,
writes me, and he says, Jesse, a few months ago
on the air, I thought I heard you refer to
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Catholicism as demonic. With a new pope selected today, are
you planning on engaging in any more Catholic bashing what?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I never said any of that. I never thought any
of that. I probably more than half my friends are Catholic.
I was just in a Catholic church a couple months ago.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
One of my buddy's kid had a going through a
Catholic ceremony. I never said that at all. I'm not Catholic,
but I don't. I respect what you believe. You believe
what you believe, so that wasn't me. Now this is me,
and this is going to be the only talk you're
probably gonna get today about the pope. Congratulations to Catholics,
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especially if you're happy. Congratulations Again, I'm not a Catholic,
so it's not my area. If you're upset, I understand.
There have been social media posts as soon as the
guy got the NOD today, social media posts indicating that
there's a chance that this guy Prevost Robert Prevost of America.
I should point out that Robert Prevost is one of
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these open borders lefty types. I don't know whether that's true.
I don't know whether he posted it. I don't know.
What I do know is nothing but respect and congratulations.
That's where I come from on that kind of stuff.
If you're a Catholic and you're upset, I'm sorry. If
you're a Catholic and you're thrilled, maybe you're doing shots
of holy water right now. Congratulations do you sounds good?
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Not shots of holy water, Chris, I mean some other
kind of holy water, whiskey or something like that. Either way,
congratulations to everybody there. You go, you have a new pope. Now,
I will say this though, this is probably gonna be
more for the people not who are necessarily upset about
the pope, but for people who are upset at their
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pastor or a politician. Maybe you're upset at Trump or
a senator or someone like this. I will say this
is a large reason why I take painstaking, painstaking steps
to ensure I never become a fan of any man.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
None.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
There's not a man who exists that I look to
with it. Wow, man, I'm a big fan of that guy.
Just whatever he says, I believe it. I'm just not
that way. People are fallible, all of them, no matter
what role they play, no matter what uniform they put on.
We're all just people. So there. If you're upset with
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the whole thing, I'm sorry it didn't work out the
way you wanted. If you're thrilled, congratulations to you. Let
us move on, because there's all kinds of other things
in the news that don't involve popes, and so let's
begin with some things that happened, some other big things.
Trump announced the trade deal with the UK this morning.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I'm thrilled to announce that we've reached a breakthrough trade
deal with the United Kingdom. The deal includes billions of
dollars of increased market access for American exports, especially in agriculture,
dramatically increasing access for American beef, ethanol, and virtually all
of the products produced by our great farmers. In addition,
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the UK will reduce or eliminate numerous non tariff barriers
that unfairly discriminated against American products. But this is now
turning out I think really to be a great deal
for both countries, because it'll be really great for the UK.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Also, Okay, we got we got a trade deal with
the UK people are asking what do I think about it?
Am I happy about it? Am I angry about it?
I know I'm supposed to come on here and give
you some definitive statement about everything that's happening. But I
don't know. I don't know because I don't know how
it's going to work out. And nobody else does a
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trade deal with another country. It's very common. We've had
one forever, NAFTA and other things. We a trade deal,
you you get with another country and you agree, hey,
we're gonna sell you silk at a discounted price, and
you're gonna sell US cotton at a discounted price, and
at'll wall work out and it's beneficial for both countries. Now,
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I have a hard time believing Trump would negotiate a
deal that's bad for US foreign policy. Trump is very
good deal maker. Trump is very good and Trump does
love the United States of America. So I would assume
the deal is good, but I don't know how it
will turn out for every American or every industry in
the end. I do want to say this though, about
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the tariffs and the trade deals and stuff like that,
there is let's pause on those for a moment. Because
this will come back to the point I'm making. There's
something about the climate change movement, which actually we will
talk about on this show a little bit. There's something
about that movement that probably doomed that movement from the
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very beginning. I know it's still around, I know it's
still very powerful. I got all that, But a lot
of people think we've reached peak climate change insanity, that
it's just kind of being rejected over and over again
by people. And you know what rejected What really really
doomed the climate nutters. It's not the fact that they
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want to murder billions of people. That's kind of a
side issue. The climate nutters are constantly trying to make
your life worse and then constantly trying to explain to
you why it's okay that your life is getting worse
and why you should be okay with your life getting worse.
And when you are in any kind of a leadership
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position or even a sale, we'll just call it sales.
We'll make it about sales, because that's really what you're doing.
You're selling. When you're selling that to people, that is
an impossible sell. I think back to my RV sales days.
The goal is to explain to the person why this
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RV is better, and why this RV will, in some
roundabout way make your life better. You'll get to sleep
here when you're working in.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
The oil field.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
You'll get to enjoy family memories here. The air conditioning works,
you get that stay cool in the summer. You're selling
what makes it better. Well, the climate change movement failed
because it's Jimmy Carter telling you, well, sorry, if your cold,
put on a sweater. No you can't drive this. No
you shouldn't eat meat. Here's some cockroaches. Eat those instead. No,
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you should do without this, you should do without that.
That's an impossible sell. For the Trump tariff trade stuff.
I have heard these talking points from Trump and descent
and a lot of people, because there are all kinds
of justifications, good justifications for more protectionism, more trade, and
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there are good justification there are good arguments against it,
for and against it, as I've said, But the talking
points of you don't need this much stuff. Hey you,
what did they say the other day? You've got twenty
dollars from China. You don't need twenty dollars. You can
make do with two dolls. Even if you agree with
what they're saying. Even if you agree conceptually, I'm not
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talking about you or me specifically. That's an impossible sell
to the masses. It doesn't work. Hey, let me tell
you why you're gonna have less. If I get what
I want, it doesn't sell and it will never sell.
Just a word of caution. Let's move on. Let's talk
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about something that does really matter. Ed Martin was going
to be the head attorney US attorney of DC and
he's not anymore. And somebody's defending James Langford. Ooh, we
have a few things to get to in just a moment.
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Speaker 1 (11:58):
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Speaker 6 (12:03):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
The week is almost over, and that reminds me tomorrow
is and ask doctor Jesse Friday. All three hours dedicated
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at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Now before I get to
this email defending James Langford and we'll have a talk
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about this is going to lead us to Ed Martin
to the GOP tot this or that I was reading
This little story is a book I'm reading last night.
It's a book about Vietnam. Doesn't matter what it is.
I actually don't care for it that much, so I'm
not going to recommend it to you. But it's a
book about Vietnam. It's true story about the war in Vietnam,
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and on this particular story there was they wanted an
outpost outside of the base, an outpost where they could
observe who's coming to the base, who's going. It's a
very common thing to have a separate little post that
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can observe. That's a common thing. So they took this squad,
it's ten dudes, and they had them set up the outpost.
They brought them to the outpost. And after they got
the outposts set up, they had sandbags and everything set up.
The guys are looking around the outposts and they're taking
account of what they have and what they don't have,
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and they realize, hey, we have enough ammunition for today,
but if we get overrun, if we get overrun, we
don't have enough AMMO to fight off waves of people.
We're going to die. You know, if fifty guys, one
hundred guys come and try to swarm this outpost, we
don't have the ammo. Okay, what's not the end of
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the world. They radioed back to base and they said, hey,
we need more grenades. They really grenades. We need grenades,
We need more magazines, we need we need more stuff.
Base said, okay, you can have more stuff. Absolutely, we'll paraphrasing,
but we'll get right on that. The men were overrun
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that night. They didn't have m O, they didn't have grenades.
They died, every single one of them. To a man,
one of them is still to this day missing in action,
I believe, is how the story went. But that just
means he died somewhere else. Right, They're all dead, and
they got overrun, and they died because the EMO, the grenades,
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it never made it up to the base, never made
it up to the outpost. You know why the AMO
never made it up to the outpost. The I think
it was a sergeant. Don't quote me on that. I
forget the man who was responsible to bring them the
AMMO and the grenades. He was involved in smuggling over there.
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He took the load of necessary AMMO and grenades, and
he sold it for money, didn't make the delivery, made
up some lie about his car breaking down, and ten men,
ten sets of parents wives got letters in the mail.
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The men died that night in a far off land,
in the jungles of Vietnam. Now it was the viet Cong.
They weren't in they weren't. It wasn't North Vietnamese. It
was the Viet Con, the guerrilla force that was who
overran it. So let's just think about this really briefly.
This is going to come back to politics and the
GOP and all this other stuff. Let's think about this.
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In that story. Are the Viet Cong? Are they the
most evil entity in that story? After all, they were
the ones shooting. They had professional sappers. Those are guys
who know they really they infiltrate is their thing. But
they were the ones throwing grenades. They were the ones shooting.
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They were the RPGs, you name it, they had it.
They were the ones killing those guys on that outpost.
Are the Viet Cong in that story the most evil
person in that story? I would guess you're saying no, right,
So who is? Oh? You mean it's the guy who
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was supposed to help, was ordered to help, who was
actually sent to help, and instead of helping, he screwed
them over to help himself. I think you would agree
with me that he's the one. If you could have
them all lined up, he's the one. You would say
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that's the bad guy in this little tale. Wouldn't you
agree with me on that. I'm gonna play you what
Trump said about Ed Martin. Ed Martin was going to
be the US Attorney of why Washington, d C. And
Trump pulled the nomination. Here he was talking about it.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
We have somebody else that will be great. I just
want to say, it is unbelievable, and hopefully we can
bring him into whether it's DOJA or whatever, in some capacity,
because really outstand to me, it was disappointing. I'll be honest,
I have to be straight. I was disappointed. A lot
of people were disappointed. But that's the way it works sometimes,
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you know, that's the way it works. And he wasn't rejected,
but we felt it would be very it would be hard,
and we have somebody else that will be announcing over
the next two days who's going to be great.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Well, he was rejected. I realized Trump hell has to
say that, or feels like he has to say that.
He was rejected. He was rejected in the Senate Judiciary Committee.
And he was rejected of course by every Democrat because
Democrats understand the DC court system is there. They own
it completely top to bottom. In that court system. They
will never go to jail in that court system. They
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can charge a Republican with anything and the Republican will
go to jail. They own it. And so the Democrats
were going to oppose Ed Martin, but Democrats don't have
control of the Senate. The GOP has controlled the Senate.
Democrats can't stop any Republican nominee. Ed Martin will not
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be in DC draining the swamp because of Republicans. Let's
talk about that. Next, Get the Cure for Rhinos eight
days with the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday,
a magnificent Thursday.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
So back to what we were talking about. Ed Martin
will not be the head US Attorney of DC. Trump
officially pulled his nomination today because Ed Martin wasn't going
to be confirmed. Ed Martin wasn't going to be confirmed
because Tom Tillis of North Carolina on the Senate Judiciary
Committee torpedoed the nomination. Ed Martin's not going to be
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in DC draining the swamp because of a Republican senator
from North Carolina. Remember that little story I just told
you about Vietnam and the guy who sold off the
weapons and the whole squad that died. I'm going to
read this email now. It's not about Ed Martin or
Trump or anything. This one's about James Langford, the useless,
low tee senator from Oklahoma. This guy says, Jesse, it's
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very wrong for you to be attempting to destroy and
undermine James Langford. What you are trying to do to
him is just what the woke mob does. You're better
than that. How about investing some of your energy and
venom on people like Schumer, Schiff, Stacy Abrams, Chris Murphy,
and Richard Blumenthal. These people are not just communists as
you claim, but they are subversives subverting our institutions. Please
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focus on these scummy lie telling idiots, not a true
red blooded and loyal Americans, such as the James Langford.
I have followed, listened to, and supported Senator Langford these
last fifteen years since he first ran for office. Please
help us get rid of subversive Dems. Not this here,
it is good godly man. Yeah, back to my story
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about Vietnam. Were the Viet Cong the bad guys?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
That night.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
We already knew we were at war with the Viet Cong.
They hated us. We hated down They were going to
kill as many of us as they could, and we
were going to kill as many of them as we could.
Do you think we should have been sitting around swapping
stories about how much we hated the viet Cong.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
That was a given.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Of course, they were the enemy. Were they the bad
guy that night? Were they what doomed that squad to
death that night? No, it was the one who was
supposed to help. He was put there to help, and
in the critical moment where we needed him most, instead
of helping hurt. I'm going to play something for you
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Langford lover, Oh, you Langford lovers out there. I want
you to listen to this. Joe Biden embarrassed himself, of course, Jill.
We'll get to this in a minute. But Jill dragged
poor Joe onto the set of the View today to
try to promote herself. But there was a wonderful, wonderful
little answer he gave. You who wrote the email, and
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everyone who thinks like this, I want you to lean
into the radio, turn it up and listen.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
But do you take any responsible for reading, for responsibility
for not hearing the concerns of voters on the border
security or cost of living sooner. And do you take
any responsibility for Trump's reelection?
Speaker 8 (21:43):
Yes, I do, because look I was in charge an
he won, So you know I take responsibility number one,
But number two. You know you remember we put together
a commission, leading with one of the most conservative members
of the United States sennef Oklahoma running. We came up
with a significant means by which we could deal with
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a border. What did Trump do? He got on.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Joe Biden on national television speaking lovingly defending himself because
it's an ultimate it's a great talking point to defend
himself after he opened up the border and flooded the
country with barbarians for four years. He knew that the
open border was going to potentially hurt him in the election,
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So we knew he had to come up with a
fake border security bill. Everyone knew was going to be
fake because communists want the border open. They're not going
to come up with a real border security bill. They'll lie,
They'll pretend it's about border security, but in actuality, it
would leave the border open and allow more barbarians into
the country. Everyone knew that. You knew it ahead of time.
I knew it ahead of time. Everyone knew what they
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were going to do, and of course that's exactly what
they did. But how do you sell that to people?
You can't sell that. Well, what you need is you
need somebody to run cover for you. You need a trader
from the other side to join your side to run
cover for you. And who do they find.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
James T.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Langford of Oklahoma. Either A James Langford is in actuality
in evil communists himself who pretends to be a Republican
to get elected in Oklahoma. Or B James Langford is
so naive, stupid and weak he shouldn't be allowed to
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watch over a daycare center, let alone sit as a
United States Senator. And I don't know which one is
which I don't know. I don't know whether he's secretly
evil or just pathetic and weak. But what I do
know is during a critical election year, the most important
issue to the American people was the fact that barbarians
opened up the board. And when the barbarians were trying,
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trying the hardest they could to get cover for themselves
on the issue, one man stepped up to give them
that cover on the issue. Low Te Langford, That's who
stepped up to do it. Chris, go get that freakin'
audio of Langford. Now that I'm getting kicked off, go
get that audio of Langford defending the destruction, the destruction
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of our military based names of our tradition in this country.
Because once again, naked Kendall Langford, low te Langford screwed
us again. He consistently does this, and yet I get
emails like a good godly man. Let me tell you something,
every single person, because it's in the news now with
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the new pope and the pastors and priests and whatever.
Let me tell you something. Anybody, anybody, pastor, pope, priest, general, mother, father,
daycare worker, teacher. I don't care it. Radio host, I
don't care who they are. Anybody on this planet, no
matter what uniform they have on, who tells you that
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it's godly to allow rapists to pour into your country
and destroy your women is a liar or a moron,
or most likely both. Joscelyn Nungary snuck out of her
home at ten pm that night, as young kids do.
I used to do it all the time, slip out
and took off with my friends. Only Joscelyn, at the
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age of twelve years old, was grabbed by two barbarians
and four we think two hours. She was destroyed physically
in ways you can't possibly imagine, alone in the dark
under a bridge. And it happened to her because Democrats
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brought barbarians into the country on purpose. And whoever tells
you that that's what Jesus wants is a demon and
should go screw them. I don't care what they think.
And don't you ever defend this freaking loser to me again?
Speaker 9 (26:05):
Eln Musk who posted quote the long term goal of
the so called border security bill is enabling illegals to vote.
It will do the total opposite of securing the border unquote. Now,
I know that Elon Musk is not an expert on
illegally on immigration or the border, but he has a
huge megaphone. Explain what he's talking about here?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Is he wrong?
Speaker 10 (26:24):
Well, I think he needs to go back to doing
the two million teslas that are currently being recalled right
now to be able to focus in on that. No,
it's not focused on trying to be able to get
more illegals to vote. That's absurd in the process on it,
it is against the law for anyone that is not
a citizen in the United states to be able to
vote in the United States in any federal election that remains.
So it's a different process. It's often just literally what
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people call it. Immigration judge is not a typical federal
judge or a state judge, so it's a very different
process for it.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
But yes, there's a need to.
Speaker 10 (26:54):
Be able to give an opportunity for someone to be
able to make an argument before they're removed in the country.
Speaker 11 (26:59):
Even conservative for publicans who think that there should be
a solution for the DOCA kids. Are you working on
anything here in the Senate to try to address this
problem before the end of the year.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I am.
Speaker 12 (27:10):
There's a group of us that are meaning quietly to
try to see what we can find common ground.
Speaker 11 (27:13):
Do you think that whatever you're working on will have
to include a path to citizenship for Dreamers?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
I do.
Speaker 12 (27:18):
I've been pretty outspoken on that for even the last September,
Senator Tillis and I both put out a proposal to
get citizenship for those individuals that are in the DOCTA
program or were eligible for the doctor program. Because we've
got a group that was in the DOCTA program, but
we've got a group that never signed up, never went
to the paperwork for whatever reason they were eligible for it.
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We'd like to those individuals to be able to have
access the citizenship as well.
Speaker 10 (27:41):
It is interesting Republicans four months ago would not give
funding for Ukraine, for Israel, and for our southern border
because we demanded changes in policy. So we actually locked
arms together and said we're not going to give you
money for this.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
We want to change in law.
Speaker 10 (27:55):
And now it's interesting a few months later, when we're
finaling it at the end, they're like, oh, just kidding,
I actually don't want to change in law.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Because of the presidential election year, and.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
This week we've seen leading voices like General David Betraea
saying it's time to stop having a military bases named
after Confederate generals like Braxton Bragg.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Is it time?
Speaker 13 (28:14):
I do?
Speaker 10 (28:14):
Actually, I think the right way to be able to
do this is to be able to have to study
to look at it.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Got don't you ever tell me to focus on Chuck
Schumer or Stacy Abrams. I know those evil demons have
declared themselves to be my enemy and they attack me
every day. My main concern is the evil low T.
Ginger in Oklahoma who continues to subvert us. Every single
you call them subversives. James Langford is more subversives than that.
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Stacy Abrams ever dreamt of being Tom Tillis Lindsey Graham
godly man, Take that and wipe your rear end with it.
Ah Man, it's a freaking steam with this stuff. Speak it,
you know what. I'll actually bring up Lindsay Graham and
more of this crap in just a moment. Now that
I'm ticked off. Before I do that, let's talk about
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pound two five zero when say Jesse Kelly, pound two
five zero, say Jesse Kelly, We'll be back. You're listening
to the Oracle.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
You love this one. It's a scream baby.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
The Jesse Kelly Show, it is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Thursday. Got myself a little bit fired up.
But it is these subversive, traitorous Republicans who screw us
over time and time again. That's what really gets my
blood pressure going. We don't get to have Ed Martin
as US Attorney of DC because Republicans screwed him over.
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We didn't get thing after thing after thing after thing
because Republicans from the reddest states step in when we
need them the most and they knife us in the back.
Remember remember in the heart. Remember that show I did
the other night about the FBI, just kind of a
recap and all the evil crap the FBI's done and
all the horrible things they were doing underneath Joe Biden. Remember,
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we couldn't get a unified GOP to stand up against them.
And we couldn't get a unified GOP because of Senators
and House members from the reddest states not only blocked
any real reforms that could have taken place with the
FBI defunding and things like that, our red state senators
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were out there campaigning with Christopher Ray to increase the
budget while they were arresting pro lifers Gleefully.
Speaker 14 (31:30):
The Committee decided to say, increase about one hundred million
dollars your budget? Could you spend it wisely? I can
assure you that any money that this committee thinks good,
I promise it'll be good. Yea, I believe you. What
I want to mary people to know is that the
budget requests for the FBI is below inflation. Do you
agree with that? I'm sorry I couldn't hear with the
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budget requests for the FBI's below inflation?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
It sounds like it.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (31:57):
After listening to you and everything you say is legitimate concern.
Speaker 9 (32:03):
You have a lot to do.
Speaker 14 (32:04):
Do you think the committee should look at increasing your budget?
What we really need are more resources, more than any
We'll count me in for more resources to help you
deal with this thread?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Is you really want me to come on here and
yell about Adam Schiff every day?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I know, Adam Schiff is my enemy. He's you know,
to his credit, Adam Schiff has declared himself to be
my enemy. Lindsey Graham pretends to be my friend. James
Langford pretends to be my ally, John Cornyn, John Thune.
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I look, I've been really hard on Joe Biden for
how mean and divisive and nasty he was as president,
like when he gave that speech calling us all a
danger to democracy and things like that. And yes, I
still do think that's evil, but I will at least
give him credit for this. At least he was honest.
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At least he was very honest. That's how he sees things.
He sees me as the enemy, he sees me as
an enemy of the state, as his mortal enemy, and
he has declared himself to be my enemy, and I
respect it. At least he's honest. It's the ones who
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claim to be my friend yet always find a way
to knife me when it matters most, either out of
complicity or weakness or stupidity, whatever the reason, those are
the ones who I get most angry about. You know,
we were with I realize that religions in the news
now various religions, but these types of people. I mean,
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you can get mad, and I get mad at the
trannies who are out there, and the pride parades and
grap like that and all the on the weird, degenerate
crap they do. And yeah, I don't like it either.
Don't like them either. But remember this pastor who lectured
Trump and JD Vance right after Trump won the election.
This freak, in my eyes, way more evil than some
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training and a pride.
Speaker 13 (34:16):
In the name of our God, I ask you to
have mercy upon the people in our country. We're scared now.
There are gay, lesbian, and transgener children in democratic, Republican
and independent families, some who fear for their lives. And
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the people, the people who pick our crops and clean
our office buildings, who labor in poultry farms and meatpacking plants,
who wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants, and
work the night shifts in hospitals. They may not be
citizens or have the proper documentation, but the vast majority
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of immigrants are not criminals.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
The crazy tranny and the pride parade, at least I
want to give him credit for this. He's declared himself
quite openly to be my enemy. Remember that sick group,
what was it, the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. But they
were doing a bunch of gay dancers and stuff like
that on a stage, and they did a mock crucifixion
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of Jesus and it made you angry, right, it probably
offended you. Okay, Well, obviously I'm not a big fan.
I don't love it, but they're very honest about their
hatred of me in my belief system. That hag, she
pretends to be on my side, she throws on the
uniform and then carries communism everywhere. She is much worse
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than the tranny in the parade than some dude doing
a mock crucifixion of Jesus, way way worse because you
decided to put on my uniform and tried to use
that as a way to bring that subversiveness in. Don't
ever defend Lindsey Graham to me again, or Tom Tillis
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or James Langford or John Cornyn, her Cassidy, her rounds
her Curtis. There is a cabal of ten to fifteen
Red State senators who are the reason we can't really
stop communism in this country. That's a fact. You know
what else is a fact. I make my meat perfectly
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that won't work because I make my pulled pork too
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The iq Sense. You leave the thermometer in you walk away,
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Maybe don't leave town. That was probably too extreme, but
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you understand what I mean. And don't pay full price either,
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had something to say next
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Thursday.
The week is almost over.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
A couple huge things happen today. We got a new pope.
I'll talk about that briefly in a moment. Trade deals,
at least one of them. We have that. But we
are gonna have a long talk about many different things tonight.
We're gonna go through your emails. Some people are defending
James Langford Justice. John Roberts spoke publicly said a couple
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things that are pretty revealing. Joe Biden went on the
view that was both hilarious and illuminating. Colorado is trying
to become worse than California. All that and so much
more coming up on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show tonight.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I actually want to begin here with this email because
here's the thing that's I say it's funny, and I
guess it is funny because it makes me laugh, But
it's definitely odd. You see, I do a radio show.
It's not important. I'm just a radio host, but I
do a radio show for three hours a day, and
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because I'm the one doing the talking, it's just human
nature when I'm talking. When you're talking, you assume people
are listening, right, especially if they're in the same room,
they're listening to you, and you get frustrated when they're not.
Doesn't that happen to you in your life? Weren't you listening?
That happens to me? So you'd talk for three hours
a day and you assume that people who are listening
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are listening. But here's what actually happens. It probably happens
to you. It's human nature. It happens to me.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
When I listen.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You kind of half listen lots of the time. Maybe
you're daydreaming, maybe you're on your phone, maybe you're cooking,
maybe you're at work, so maybe you were half listening
a little bit. And when you listen to one show,
you probably listen to more than just one. I realize
there are people who only listen to the Jesse Kelly Show,
but most people will listen to this or that or
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this or that, And what happens is because they're half listening,
and because they're listening to multiple shows, people will email
you and accuse you of saying things that not only
have you never said, You've never even thought this. Dude,
writes me, and he says, Jesse, a few months ago
on the air, I thought I heard you refer to
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Catholicism as demonic. With a new pope selected today, are
you planning on engaging in any more Catholic bashing what?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I never said any of that. I never thought any
of that. I probably more than half my friends are Catholic.
I was just in a Catholic church a couple months ago.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
One of my buddy's kid had a going through a
Catholic ceremony. I never said that at all. I'm not Catholic,
but I don't. I respect what you believe. You believe
what you believe, so that wasn't me. Now this is me,
and this is going to be the only talk you're
probably gonna get today about the pope. Congratulations to Catholics,
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especially if you're happy. Congratulations Again, I'm not a Catholic,
so it's not my area. If you're upset, I understand.
There have been social media posts as soon as the
guy got the NOD today, social media posts indicating that
there's a chance that this guy Prevost Robert Prevost of America.
I should point out that Robert Prevost is one of
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these open borders lefty types. I don't know whether that's true.
I don't know whether he posted it. I don't know.
What I do know is nothing but respect and congratulations.
That's where I come from on that kind of stuff.
If you're a Catholic and you're upset, I'm sorry. If
you're a Catholic and you're thrilled, maybe you're doing shots
of holy water right now. Congratulations do you sounds good?
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Not shots of holy water, Chris, I mean some other
kind of holy water, whiskey or something like that. Either way,
congratulations to everybody there. You go, you have a new pope. Now,
I will say this though, this is probably gonna be
more for the people not who are necessarily upset about
the pope, but for people who are upset at their
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pastor or a politician. Maybe you're upset at Trump or
a senator or someone like this. I will say this
is a large reason why I take painstaking, painstaking steps
to ensure I never become a fan of any man.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
None.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
There's not a man who exists that I look to
with it. Wow, man, I'm a big fan of that guy.
Just whatever he says, I believe it. I'm just not
that way. People are fallible, all of them, no matter
what role they play, no matter what uniform they put on.
We're all just people. So there. If you're upset with
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the whole thing, I'm sorry it didn't work out the
way you wanted. If you're thrilled, congratulations to you. Let
us move on, because there's all kinds of other things
in the news that don't involve popes, and so let's
begin with some things that happened, some other big things.
Trump announced the trade deal with the UK this morning.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
I'm thrilled to announce that we've reached a breakthrough trade
deal with the United Kingdom. The deal includes billions of
dollars of increased market access for American exports, especially in agriculture,
dramatically increasing access for American beef, ethanol, and virtually all
of the products produced by our great farmers. In addition,
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the UK will reduce or eliminate numerous non tariff barriers
that unfairly discriminated against American products. But this is now
turning out I think really to be a great deal
for both countries, because it'll be really great for the UK.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Also, Okay, we got we got a trade deal with
the UK people are asking what do I think about it?
Am I happy about it? Am I angry about it?
I know I'm supposed to come on here and give
you some definitive statement about everything that's happening. But I
don't know. I don't know because I don't know how
it's going to work out. And nobody else does a
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trade deal with another country. It's very common. We've had
one forever, NAFTA and other things. We a trade deal,
you you get with another country and you agree, hey,
we're gonna sell you silk at a discounted price, and
you're gonna sell US cotton at a discounted price, and
at'll wall work out and it's beneficial for both countries. Now,
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I have a hard time believing Trump would negotiate a
deal that's bad for US foreign policy. Trump is very
good deal maker. Trump is very good and Trump does
love the United States of America. So I would assume
the deal is good, but I don't know how it
will turn out for every American or every industry in
the end. I do want to say this though, about
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the tariffs and the trade deals and stuff like that,
there is let's pause on those for a moment. Because
this will come back to the point I'm making. There's
something about the climate change movement, which actually we will
talk about on this show a little bit. There's something
about that movement that probably doomed that movement from the
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very beginning. I know it's still around, I know it's
still very powerful. I got all that, But a lot
of people think we've reached peak climate change insanity, that
it's just kind of being rejected over and over again
by people. And you know what rejected What really really
doomed the climate nutters. It's not the fact that they
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want to murder billions of people. That's kind of a
side issue. The climate nutters are constantly trying to make
your life worse and then constantly trying to explain to
you why it's okay that your life is getting worse
and why you should be okay with your life getting worse.
And when you are in any kind of a leadership
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position or even a sale, we'll just call it sales.
We'll make it about sales, because that's really what you're doing.
You're selling. When you're selling that to people, that is
an impossible sell. I think back to my RV sales days.
The goal is to explain to the person why this
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RV is better, and why this RV will, in some
roundabout way make your life better. You'll get to sleep
here when you're working in.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
The oil field.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
You'll get to enjoy family memories here. The air conditioning works,
you get that stay cool in the summer. You're selling
what makes it better. Well, the climate change movement failed
because it's Jimmy Carter telling you, well, sorry, if your cold,
put on a sweater. No you can't drive this. No
you shouldn't eat meat. Here's some cockroaches. Eat those instead. No,
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you should do without this, you should do without that.
That's an impossible sell. For the Trump tariff trade stuff.
I have heard these talking points from Trump and descent
and a lot of people, because there are all kinds
of justifications, good justifications for more protectionism, more trade, and
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there are good justification there are good arguments against it,
for and against it, as I've said, But the talking
points of you don't need this much stuff. Hey you,
what did they say the other day? You've got twenty
dollars from China. You don't need twenty dollars. You can
make do with two dolls. Even if you agree with
what they're saying. Even if you agree conceptually, I'm not
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talking about you or me specifically. That's an impossible sell
to the masses. It doesn't work. Hey, let me tell
you why you're gonna have less. If I get what
I want, it doesn't sell and it will never sell.
Just a word of caution. Let's move on. Let's talk
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about something that does really matter. Ed Martin was going
to be the head attorney US attorney of DC and
he's not anymore. And somebody's defending James Langford. Ooh, we
have a few things to get to in just a moment.
Before we get to those things, let me talk to
you about taking care of your dog and your cat
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We'll be back. Feeling a little stocky.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
The week is almost over, and that reminds me tomorrow
is and ask doctor Jesse Friday. All three hours dedicated
to you and your questions, So get them into Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Now before I get to
this email defending James Langford and we'll have a talk
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about this is going to lead us to Ed Martin
to the GOP tot this or that I was reading
This little story is a book I'm reading last night.
It's a book about Vietnam. Doesn't matter what it is.
I actually don't care for it that much, so I'm
not going to recommend it to you. But it's a
book about Vietnam. It's true story about the war in Vietnam,
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and on this particular story there was they wanted an
outpost outside of the base, an outpost where they could
observe who's coming to the base, who's going. It's a
very common thing to have a separate little post that
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can observe. That's a common thing. So they took this squad,
it's ten dudes, and they had them set up the outpost.
They brought them to the outpost. And after they got
the outposts set up, they had sandbags and everything set up.
The guys are looking around the outposts and they're taking
account of what they have and what they don't have,
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and they realize, hey, we have enough ammunition for today,
but if we get overrun, if we get overrun, we
don't have enough AMMO to fight off waves of people.
We're going to die. You know, if fifty guys, one
hundred guys come and try to swarm this outpost, we
don't have the ammo. Okay, what's not the end of
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the world. They radioed back to base and they said, hey,
we need more grenades. They really grenades. We need grenades,
We need more magazines, we need we need more stuff.
Base said, okay, you can have more stuff. Absolutely, we'll paraphrasing,
but we'll get right on that. The men were overrun
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that night. They didn't have m O, they didn't have grenades.
They died, every single one of them. To a man,
one of them is still to this day missing in action,
I believe, is how the story went. But that just
means he died somewhere else. Right, They're all dead, and
they got overrun, and they died because the EMO, the grenades,
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it never made it up to the base, never made
it up to the outpost. You know why the AMO
never made it up to the outpost. The I think
it was a sergeant. Don't quote me on that. I
forget the man who was responsible to bring them the
AMMO and the grenades. He was involved in smuggling over there.
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He took the load of necessary AMMO and grenades, and
he sold it for money, didn't make the delivery, made
up some lie about his car breaking down, and ten men,
ten sets of parents wives got letters in the mail.
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The men died that night in a far off land,
in the jungles of Vietnam. Now it was the viet Cong.
They weren't in they weren't. It wasn't North Vietnamese. It
was the Viet Con, the guerrilla force that was who
overran it. So let's just think about this really briefly.
This is going to come back to politics and the
GOP and all this other stuff. Let's think about this.
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In that story. Are the Viet Cong? Are they the
most evil entity in that story? After all, they were
the ones shooting. They had professional sappers. Those are guys
who know they really they infiltrate is their thing. But
they were the ones throwing grenades. They were the ones shooting.
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They were the RPGs, you name it, they had it.
They were the ones killing those guys on that outpost.
Are the Viet Cong in that story the most evil
person in that story? I would guess you're saying no, right,
So who is? Oh? You mean it's the guy who
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was supposed to help, was ordered to help, who was
actually sent to help, and instead of helping, he screwed
them over to help himself. I think you would agree
with me that he's the one. If you could have
them all lined up, he's the one. You would say
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that's the bad guy in this little tale. Wouldn't you
agree with me on that. I'm gonna play you what
Trump said about Ed Martin. Ed Martin was going to
be the US Attorney of why Washington, d C. And
Trump pulled the nomination. Here he was talking about it.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
We have somebody else that will be great. I just
want to say, it is unbelievable, and hopefully we can
bring him into whether it's DOJA or whatever, in some capacity,
because really outstand to me, it was disappointing. I'll be honest,
I have to be straight. I was disappointed. A lot
of people were disappointed. But that's the way it works sometimes,
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you know, that's the way it works. And he wasn't rejected,
but we felt it would be very it would be hard,
and we have somebody else that will be announcing over
the next two days who's going to be great.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Well, he was rejected. I realized Trump hell has to
say that, or feels like he has to say that.
He was rejected. He was rejected in the Senate Judiciary Committee.
And he was rejected of course by every Democrat because
Democrats understand the DC court system is there. They own
it completely top to bottom. In that court system. They
will never go to jail in that court system. They
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can charge a Republican with anything and the Republican will
go to jail. They own it. And so the Democrats
were going to oppose Ed Martin, but Democrats don't have
control of the Senate. The GOP has controlled the Senate.
Democrats can't stop any Republican nominee. Ed Martin will not
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be in DC draining the swamp because of Republicans. Let's
talk about that. Next, Get the Cure for Rhinos eight
days with the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday,
a magnificent Thursday.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
So back to what we were talking about. Ed Martin
will not be the head US Attorney of DC. Trump
officially pulled his nomination today because Ed Martin wasn't going
to be confirmed. Ed Martin wasn't going to be confirmed
because Tom Tillis of North Carolina on the Senate Judiciary
Committee torpedoed the nomination. Ed Martin's not going to be
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in DC draining the swamp because of a Republican senator
from North Carolina. Remember that little story I just told
you about Vietnam and the guy who sold off the
weapons and the whole squad that died. I'm going to
read this email now. It's not about Ed Martin or
Trump or anything. This one's about James Langford, the useless,
low tee senator from Oklahoma. This guy says, Jesse, it's
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very wrong for you to be attempting to destroy and
undermine James Langford. What you are trying to do to
him is just what the woke mob does. You're better
than that. How about investing some of your energy and
venom on people like Schumer, Schiff, Stacy Abrams, Chris Murphy,
and Richard Blumenthal. These people are not just communists as
you claim, but they are subversives subverting our institutions. Please
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focus on these scummy lie telling idiots, not a true
red blooded and loyal Americans, such as the James Langford.
I have followed, listened to, and supported Senator Langford these
last fifteen years since he first ran for office. Please
help us get rid of subversive Dems. Not this here,
it is good godly man. Yeah, back to my story
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about Vietnam. Were the Viet Cong the bad guys?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
That night.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
We already knew we were at war with the Viet Cong.
They hated us. We hated down They were going to
kill as many of us as they could, and we
were going to kill as many of them as we could.
Do you think we should have been sitting around swapping
stories about how much we hated the viet Cong.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
That was a given.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Of course, they were the enemy. Were they the bad
guy that night? Were they what doomed that squad to
death that night? No, it was the one who was
supposed to help. He was put there to help, and
in the critical moment where we needed him most, instead
of helping hurt. I'm going to play something for you
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Langford lover, Oh, you Langford lovers out there. I want
you to listen to this. Joe Biden embarrassed himself, of course, Jill.
We'll get to this in a minute. But Jill dragged
poor Joe onto the set of the View today to
try to promote herself. But there was a wonderful, wonderful
little answer he gave. You who wrote the email, and
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everyone who thinks like this, I want you to lean
into the radio, turn it up and listen.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
But do you take any responsible for reading, for responsibility
for not hearing the concerns of voters on the border
security or cost of living sooner. And do you take
any responsibility for Trump's reelection?
Speaker 8 (21:43):
Yes, I do, because look I was in charge an
he won, So you know I take responsibility number one,
But number two. You know you remember we put together
a commission, leading with one of the most conservative members
of the United States sennef Oklahoma running. We came up
with a significant means by which we could deal with
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a border. What did Trump do? He got on.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Joe Biden on national television speaking lovingly defending himself because
it's an ultimate it's a great talking point to defend
himself after he opened up the border and flooded the
country with barbarians for four years. He knew that the
open border was going to potentially hurt him in the election,
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So we knew he had to come up with a
fake border security bill. Everyone knew was going to be
fake because communists want the border open. They're not going
to come up with a real border security bill. They'll lie,
They'll pretend it's about border security, but in actuality, it
would leave the border open and allow more barbarians into
the country. Everyone knew that. You knew it ahead of time.
I knew it ahead of time. Everyone knew what they
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were going to do, and of course that's exactly what
they did. But how do you sell that to people?
You can't sell that. Well, what you need is you
need somebody to run cover for you. You need a trader
from the other side to join your side to run
cover for you. And who do they find.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
James T.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Langford of Oklahoma. Either A James Langford is in actuality
in evil communists himself who pretends to be a Republican
to get elected in Oklahoma. Or B James Langford is
so naive, stupid and weak he shouldn't be allowed to
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watch over a daycare center, let alone sit as a
United States Senator. And I don't know which one is
which I don't know. I don't know whether he's secretly
evil or just pathetic and weak. But what I do
know is during a critical election year, the most important
issue to the American people was the fact that barbarians
opened up the board. And when the barbarians were trying,
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trying the hardest they could to get cover for themselves
on the issue, one man stepped up to give them
that cover on the issue. Low Te Langford, That's who
stepped up to do it. Chris, go get that freakin'
audio of Langford. Now that I'm getting kicked off, go
get that audio of Langford defending the destruction, the destruction
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of our military based names of our tradition in this country.
Because once again, naked Kendall Langford, low te Langford screwed
us again. He consistently does this, and yet I get
emails like a good godly man. Let me tell you something,
every single person, because it's in the news now with
(24:44):
the new pope and the pastors and priests and whatever.
Let me tell you something. Anybody, anybody, pastor, pope, priest, general, mother, father,
daycare worker, teacher. I don't care it. Radio host, I
don't care who they are. Anybody on this planet, no
matter what uniform they have on, who tells you that
(25:06):
it's godly to allow rapists to pour into your country
and destroy your women is a liar or a moron,
or most likely both. Joscelyn Nungary snuck out of her
home at ten pm that night, as young kids do.
I used to do it all the time, slip out
and took off with my friends. Only Joscelyn, at the
(25:29):
age of twelve years old, was grabbed by two barbarians
and four we think two hours. She was destroyed physically
in ways you can't possibly imagine, alone in the dark
under a bridge. And it happened to her because Democrats
(25:50):
brought barbarians into the country on purpose. And whoever tells
you that that's what Jesus wants is a demon and
should go screw them. I don't care what they think.
And don't you ever defend this freaking loser to me again?
Speaker 9 (26:05):
Eln Musk who posted quote the long term goal of
the so called border security bill is enabling illegals to vote.
It will do the total opposite of securing the border unquote. Now,
I know that Elon Musk is not an expert on
illegally on immigration or the border, but he has a
huge megaphone. Explain what he's talking about here?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Is he wrong?
Speaker 10 (26:24):
Well, I think he needs to go back to doing
the two million teslas that are currently being recalled right
now to be able to focus in on that. No,
it's not focused on trying to be able to get
more illegals to vote. That's absurd in the process on it,
it is against the law for anyone that is not
a citizen in the United states to be able to
vote in the United States in any federal election that remains.
So it's a different process. It's often just literally what
(26:46):
people call it. Immigration judge is not a typical federal
judge or a state judge, so it's a very different
process for it.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
But yes, there's a need to.
Speaker 10 (26:54):
Be able to give an opportunity for someone to be
able to make an argument before they're removed in the country.
Speaker 11 (26:59):
Even conservative for publicans who think that there should be
a solution for the DOCA kids. Are you working on
anything here in the Senate to try to address this
problem before the end of the year.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I am.
Speaker 12 (27:10):
There's a group of us that are meaning quietly to
try to see what we can find common ground.
Speaker 11 (27:13):
Do you think that whatever you're working on will have
to include a path to citizenship for Dreamers?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
I do.
Speaker 12 (27:18):
I've been pretty outspoken on that for even the last September,
Senator Tillis and I both put out a proposal to
get citizenship for those individuals that are in the DOCTA
program or were eligible for the doctor program. Because we've
got a group that was in the DOCTA program, but
we've got a group that never signed up, never went
to the paperwork for whatever reason they were eligible for it.
(27:38):
We'd like to those individuals to be able to have
access the citizenship as well.
Speaker 10 (27:41):
It is interesting Republicans four months ago would not give
funding for Ukraine, for Israel, and for our southern border
because we demanded changes in policy. So we actually locked
arms together and said we're not going to give you
money for this.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
We want to change in law.
Speaker 10 (27:55):
And now it's interesting a few months later, when we're
finaling it at the end, they're like, oh, just kidding,
I actually don't want to change in law.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Because of the presidential election year, and.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
This week we've seen leading voices like General David Betraea
saying it's time to stop having a military bases named
after Confederate generals like Braxton Bragg.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Is it time?
Speaker 13 (28:14):
I do?
Speaker 10 (28:14):
Actually, I think the right way to be able to
do this is to be able to have to study
to look at it.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Got don't you ever tell me to focus on Chuck
Schumer or Stacy Abrams. I know those evil demons have
declared themselves to be my enemy and they attack me
every day. My main concern is the evil low T.
Ginger in Oklahoma who continues to subvert us. Every single
you call them subversives. James Langford is more subversives than that.
(28:40):
Stacy Abrams ever dreamt of being Tom Tillis Lindsey Graham
godly man, Take that and wipe your rear end with it.
Ah Man, it's a freaking steam with this stuff. Speak it,
you know what. I'll actually bring up Lindsay Graham and
more of this crap in just a moment. Now that
I'm ticked off. Before I do that, let's talk about
Pure Talk. I'm gonna calm down. Pure Talk makes me
feel better. Pure Talk, unlike Langford, cares about Americans, hires Americans.
(29:10):
That's just so blessed to me. I hate calling these
companies because you can't ever not only are people rude,
you can't ever get someone who speaks English at and
T doesn't hire these people, T Mobile, Verizon, they can't
wait to hire foreigners. Pure Talk hires Americans based right
here in America. Even at the call center customer service,
(29:34):
no more beep beep. You get to speak with Amber.
She's pleasant, has a smile on her face. Switch save
yourself some money. They're on the same network they're giving
out free brand new smartphones right now. Pure Talk is
the only patriotic cell phone company in this country. Dial
(29:55):
pound two five zero when say Jesse Kelly, pound two
five zero, say Jesse Kelly, We'll be back. You're listening
to the Oracle.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
You love this one. It's a scream baby.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
The Jesse Kelly Show, it is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Thursday. Got myself a little bit fired up.
But it is these subversive, traitorous Republicans who screw us
over time and time again. That's what really gets my
blood pressure going. We don't get to have Ed Martin
as US Attorney of DC because Republicans screwed him over.
(30:32):
We didn't get thing after thing after thing after thing
because Republicans from the reddest states step in when we
need them the most and they knife us in the back.
Remember remember in the heart. Remember that show I did
the other night about the FBI, just kind of a
recap and all the evil crap the FBI's done and
all the horrible things they were doing underneath Joe Biden. Remember,
(30:57):
we couldn't get a unified GOP to stand up against them.
And we couldn't get a unified GOP because of Senators
and House members from the reddest states not only blocked
any real reforms that could have taken place with the
FBI defunding and things like that, our red state senators
(31:21):
were out there campaigning with Christopher Ray to increase the
budget while they were arresting pro lifers Gleefully.
Speaker 14 (31:30):
The Committee decided to say, increase about one hundred million
dollars your budget? Could you spend it wisely? I can
assure you that any money that this committee thinks good,
I promise it'll be good. Yea, I believe you. What
I want to mary people to know is that the
budget requests for the FBI is below inflation. Do you
agree with that? I'm sorry I couldn't hear with the
(31:52):
budget requests for the FBI's below inflation?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
It sounds like it.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (31:57):
After listening to you and everything you say is legitimate concern.
Speaker 9 (32:03):
You have a lot to do.
Speaker 14 (32:04):
Do you think the committee should look at increasing your budget?
What we really need are more resources, more than any
We'll count me in for more resources to help you
deal with this thread?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Is you really want me to come on here and
yell about Adam Schiff every day?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I know, Adam Schiff is my enemy. He's you know,
to his credit, Adam Schiff has declared himself to be
my enemy. Lindsey Graham pretends to be my friend. James
Langford pretends to be my ally, John Cornyn, John Thune.
(32:43):
I look, I've been really hard on Joe Biden for
how mean and divisive and nasty he was as president,
like when he gave that speech calling us all a
danger to democracy and things like that. And yes, I
still do think that's evil, but I will at least
give him credit for this. At least he was honest.
(33:05):
At least he was very honest. That's how he sees things.
He sees me as the enemy, he sees me as
an enemy of the state, as his mortal enemy, and
he has declared himself to be my enemy, and I
respect it. At least he's honest. It's the ones who
(33:28):
claim to be my friend yet always find a way
to knife me when it matters most, either out of
complicity or weakness or stupidity, whatever the reason, those are
the ones who I get most angry about. You know,
we were with I realize that religions in the news
now various religions, but these types of people. I mean,
(33:51):
you can get mad, and I get mad at the
trannies who are out there, and the pride parades and
grap like that and all the on the weird, degenerate
crap they do. And yeah, I don't like it either.
Don't like them either. But remember this pastor who lectured
Trump and JD Vance right after Trump won the election.
This freak, in my eyes, way more evil than some
(34:15):
training and a pride.
Speaker 13 (34:16):
In the name of our God, I ask you to
have mercy upon the people in our country. We're scared now.
There are gay, lesbian, and transgener children in democratic, Republican
and independent families, some who fear for their lives. And
(34:37):
the people, the people who pick our crops and clean
our office buildings, who labor in poultry farms and meatpacking plants,
who wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants, and
work the night shifts in hospitals. They may not be
citizens or have the proper documentation, but the vast majority
(34:58):
of immigrants are not criminals.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
The crazy tranny and the pride parade, at least I
want to give him credit for this. He's declared himself
quite openly to be my enemy. Remember that sick group,
what was it, the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. But they
were doing a bunch of gay dancers and stuff like
that on a stage, and they did a mock crucifixion
(35:23):
of Jesus and it made you angry, right, it probably
offended you. Okay, Well, obviously I'm not a big fan.
I don't love it, but they're very honest about their
hatred of me in my belief system. That hag, she
pretends to be on my side, she throws on the
uniform and then carries communism everywhere. She is much worse
(35:50):
than the tranny in the parade than some dude doing
a mock crucifixion of Jesus, way way worse because you
decided to put on my uniform and tried to use
that as a way to bring that subversiveness in. Don't
ever defend Lindsey Graham to me again, or Tom Tillis
(36:13):
or James Langford or John Cornyn, her Cassidy, her rounds
her Curtis. There is a cabal of ten to fifteen
Red State senators who are the reason we can't really
stop communism in this country. That's a fact. You know
what else is a fact. I make my meat perfectly
(36:34):
every time because of my IQ Sense from chef iq,
the wireless cooking thermometer that has made my life so
much easier. They have these brand new probes now they
can handle one thousand degrees. The battery lasts forever seventy hours,
up to seventy hours with one charge. So maybe you're thinking, well,
(36:54):
that won't work because I make my pulled pork too
long or brisket too long. Oh no, you'll be fine.
The iq Sense. You leave the thermometer in you walk away,
go to the store, shoot, leave town. If you got
a day, your phone will tell you when it's done.
Maybe don't leave town. That was probably too extreme, but
(37:16):
you understand what I mean. And don't pay full price either,
like a chump. We have a huge discount. Of course,
Chris is involved. Go to chefq dot com and use
the code Jesse that shaves you fifteen percent chefq dot
com code Jesse. Let's talk about these illegals. Columbia's president
(37:38):
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