October 22, 2024 • 35 mins
Chris' water bill. The herd thinking that takes place in the democrat party. Not having the courage to break from the herd. Why do democrats campaign on abortion?
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Tuesday, and
it's such an amazing Tuesday. What a show we are
going to have for you tonight. Talking about the world
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of Make Believe, you see it in full effect. Now,
talking about mass immigration, what are they doing new things
out of places like Springfield, FEMA. We're gonna talk about
intel leaks to Iran that continue to attack McDonald's voicemails, emails,
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all that, so much more coming up tonight on the
world Famous Jesse Kelly's Show. We might even throw some
cocaine on pizza. I'm kidding. We're not doing that. That's
illegal and it's wrong and it's bad for you. But
someone is doing it and we will laugh about it.
All that is coming up tonight on the world Famous
Jesse Kelly's Show. We have to put that stuff aside
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for it just a brief moment, because there is there
have been a couple deaths in training in the military.
Longtime listeners of the show will understand that is something
we try to We try to catch every one of these.
I'm sure we miss some, but we try to catch
every one of these. When someone dies in training. In
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military training, their deaths are often it's a quick headline.
No one even really reads the names. It's ignored. Oh well,
a plane crash to this, a that, But that is
just as honorable as death in combat. Military training to
be dangerous. If it's not dangerous, if it's not life threatening,
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then you're not actually training. Well, you're just simply not.
It's a deadly profession, that's the idea behind it. They're
going to try to kill you, you have to try
to kill them. It takes risk to train for it.
And when someone anyone, gives their life in training, it
is every bit as honorable as giving your life in
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some god forsaken dump overseas. And we just lost a
couple naval aviators last week. It was in Washington State.
Maybe you saw something about it. It was crash a
Lieutenant Commander Lindsay Miley Evans and Lieutenant Serena Doug Wilman.
Both of them were thirty one years old. They lost
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their lives. I told you last week I was up
in Montana for my dad's funeral and all that stuff
and all the family that came into town. Well, I
had a chance to sit down actually with a fighter
pie it last week. I'm not going to go into
who he was. I'm not going to go into the
branch of service. Just I had. I had a chance
to sit down, just sit have some Doritos and a
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beer with a pilot last week, and he was talking
to me. Because I'm certainly nothing like that. I was
just a dumb grunt. But he was talking about their training,
the things they do during their training, and I won't
go into any details at all. A lot of it
is because it's way over my head. But frightening risk
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is taken during training for people who do that, because
you have to be tip of the spear. Reaction time,
split seconds are the difference between life and death. And
it's a dangerous profession. And I respect the people who
do it, no matter what your profession is. But the pilots,
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those those fighter pilots, those aviators, they really they have
a risky job. So a ton of them with taps
and then we'll get to the show rest in Peace Warriors.
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But no, let's have a talk about Western civilization living
in a world of make believe. Oh, it's going to
be a big broad topic here because so many things
are happening now on the campaign trail. Kamala Harris did
a town hall yesterday, you see, and I have done
town halls back when I was running for Congress and losing.
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Not to brag, but back when I was running for Congress,
I did town halls. You've seen town halls, You've seen
them on video. Maybe you've been to town halls. What's
the point of a town hall? Why would you ever
do that? The point of it is normal people. You
me getting access to people in power, getting access to
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people who are already in power, or people who want
to be in power. Hey, I'm Jesse Kelly. I'm running
for a city council. You need an opportunity, deserve an
opportunity to ask me questions. I am Jesse Kelly. I'm
running for Senate. I'm running for president. You you were
not a peasant, you are not of a lower class.
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You have a right to ask me questions. That's the
whole point of a town hall. So Kamala Harris does
one and someone you can't really hear them because they're
shouting from the crowd. Someone asks, Hey, are we going
to get to ask questions? And Maria Shriver, she was
hosting it. This is what she said, you're not.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Unfortunately, we have some pre determined questions, and I hopefully
I'll be able to ask some of the questions that
might be in your head.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I hope. So, no, no, you can't ask questions. The
questions have been predetermined, but hopefully that'll answer some of
the ones you had. Okay, so let's discuss something. The
American communist. Every communist they are heard animals, as we've
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talked about before. But what does that mean? Well, we
freedom loving people, we make a mistake. It's a very
human nature mistake, but we make a mistake. This is
a mistake you will make, not just politically. You'll make
it many times in your life. I definitely admit it
many times in my life. We take our value system
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and we project it onto others and we assume they
share our value system. Doesn't matter how many times we
read a story about this guy does this and you're thinking, well,
that's crazy, how could anyone do that. They do these
things because they don't share your value system. We project
our values onto others. You you value living in America,
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but why you have to have a tangible reason? America?
It's a country but why do you value it, because
this is a country where we can be free. Freedom
is not something we just celebrate on Independence Day. It's
not about baseball and apple pie. Freedom means government can't
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tell you what to say. The government can't tell you
not to criticize them. Government can't tell you not to
own firearms, where to go, what to drive, where to work,
because you're not a subject. You are not a subject
in a monarchy. You're a free citizen. And this country
was founded on the idea that you will remain free,
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that no matter what happens, the government cannot infringe on
your rights. America is in some meaningless concept. Well, it
can mean anything to anybody. America is not about no
matter no matter what poem they put on the statue
of liberty. America is not the world's dumping ground either.
That's not what America is. Well, America's here, so anyone
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whose country sucks can come here. That's not what America
is either. America is about the freedom of the individual.
The acknowledgment of this that the individual rule has rights
that nobody is allowed to take away. That's what made
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America what America is. That's why this country is great
when people ask you that, that's how you answer that question. Now,
the mistake, though we make, is we assume that people
want to be free, and that simply doesn't pencil out.
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Oh a lot of people, do you do? I do,
Chris does, Corey does?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
People want to be free, but not everybody. And if
the percentage in your society gets a little too Caddy
wampus and your society gets filled up with too many
people who don't value freedom, you are going to find
yourself in deep, deep trouble. What do we have here
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in this country? Through decade after decade after decade of
communist education, communist influence in the media and Hollywood and
things like that, we have a country filled with people
I don't know what the percentages are here, let's call
it fifty to fifty. We have a country filled with
people who could not possibly answer the question I just
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answered about why America is great? And why couldn't they
answer it because freedom is simply not something they value
at all. It's not something they seek out, it's not
something they value. How can that happen? Let's dig into
that in a moment. Then we're going to discuss this
campaign and the World of make Believe of Kamala Harris,
James Carvill said something that is it's pretty revealing. Before
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we get to James, and before we get into this explanation,
let's get into your dog and your cat. Namely, let's
get into their food bowl. What color is your dog's food?
Let me guess. Hold on, let me guess. I'm an
idiot who went to community college. But it's brown, isn't it?
How did I know that? Because it's all brown? Why
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is it all brown? That's weird? All these different dog
food companies. Shouldn't there be a different color somewhere. Yeah,
except it's all dead. That's why it's all brown. Brown
things are dead. You see. They kill the nutrition in
dog food at the factory. They do this so it
will last longer on the shelf. You think you're buying
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Jessie Jesse Kelly returns it is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a Tuesday, reminding you you can email the show
Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. You can leave us
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a voicemail if you'd like. Eight seven seven three seven
seven four three seven three. I should note that I
we have we've we get a lot of emails into
the show, as you can imagine now, lots and lots
and lots of them. I believe last night shattered Chris.
Do you think that broke a record? Yeah? Okay, that's
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why I thought last night shattered a record. I opened
up the show last night in case you missed it,
explaining where I was last week. My father died suddenly.
I was at the funeral, taking care of my mom,
you know, getting getting everything lined out. That's where I
was all grieving, you know, if I'm being honest, we
have never had emails like that before. I just I
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love you, thank you. This is the people are yelling
at me. Why are you back? You shouldn't be back,
You shouldn't be back. This is why I'm back. You're
part of my fans. This helps me. It helps me
to be here. I want to be here with you.
I want to be here for you, and you're here
for me. And thanks. All right, enough that sapping nonsense,
Go back to politics, okay, Now, the world to make
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believe that we were talking about people who value freedom
versus people who do not. You value freedom, don't project
that onto your democrat friend, your liberal aunt. Peggy doesn't.
Now it's not that she doesn't want to be free,
but she doesn't understand really what freedom is, doesn't have
a good appreciation of it. And maybe more importantly for
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our purposes here, she doesn't understand what it means if
it gets taken away. You see, people want to be safe.
It is a human nature thing. They want to feel safe,
and there is safety in heard thinking. We don't even
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have to go political with this. We'll come back to
politics in a moment. But has have you ever had
a moment in your life where you went along with
the crowd. Maybe you were in school, maybe maybe it
was at work, Maybe maybe you did it last night,
maybe who knows, it's some sort of a social setting,
whatever it may be, where you disagreed. They asked, who
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wants pizza? They asked your, uh, your, your, your, your
sixth grade class, They're gonna order in food because you
all got a's. They asked who wants pizza, pizza or tacos,
and you were gonna vote for tacos, but they asked
about pizza, and everyone else's hand went up, and you
wanting the tacos, your hand kind of went up as well.
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Human beings enjoy the safety of being part of the group,
in part of the crowd, and communists play on that
and they drag people into herd thinking. And then once
people get to be part of that herd, even if
they disagree with the direction of the herd, they don't
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have the courage to break away. It's what the herd
is doing. So I gotta go. The herd wants to
do this, I have to go. And then once you
get people in that herd, once you have indoctrinated them
through education, through media, through Hollywood into this herd mentality. No, no, no,
we all have to do the same thing. No no,
My vaccine only works if you take it. Have you
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ever seen anything like that in this country. Once you
get people as part of that herd, step one is
bringing them in. Step two is taking the herd where
you want it to go, not what is best for them.
That's never considered. Taking the herd where you want it
to go. The American Democrat, because of the media he consumes,
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because of the education he consumes, because of how manipulated
everything is around him, He not only lives in a
world of make believe, he constructs it for himself and
believes it. And here's what I mean. Here's what I mean.
So I've told you before this story about when I
went to go watch I was in the Marines and
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they did some handout where a few of us got
to go watch them film that old sitcom, The King
of Queens, And I've never seen that before. But you go,
you sit in the stands, you're inside of a building,
and you see the living room where they did have
to show and it's just obviously it's on a Hollywood
movie set. It's inside. What you see in the windows
is just a painting or a picture. It's just walls.
It's an open movie set. It's not real. Okay, That's
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how the American Democrat lives his life. He believes Donald
Trump colluded with Russia. He believes his nineteenth booster shot
is going to last this time, and that'll that'll solve
COVID this time. He believes that George Floyd was killed
by Derek Chauvin in Minneapolis. He believes Donald Trump told
him to inject bleach for COVID. He believes one hundred
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percent things that are not real, and he is so
interested and be in staying part of the herd. He
will help build the facade himself. Listen to James Carvell.
There's a reason they have learned to talk like that.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Another question is were you better off four years ago?
Are you going to be better off than a penitentiary
four years and now? Are still having a right of
free speech and the right of political dissent? Because that's
literally what's on the ballot and I suspect in nineteen
forty one.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I'll finish and finish in a moment, but free speech.
Are you going to a penitentiary for what you believe?
Donald Trump is a big softy. I realize he's rough
around the edges and has this blustery way of speaking,
But Donald Trump doesn't want to take away your free speech.
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Democrats have, however, been on camera many times saying exactly
tell you that I think we need to push back
on this. There's no guarantee of free speech on misinformation
or hate speech, and especially around our democracy. Democrats have
many times on camera said that you don't have free speech.
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Yet they will have people running to the polls voting
against Donald Trump because they think he's going to send
them to jail. The world of make believe. Now, let's
talk about them creating it for themselves and Western civilization.
It's been a heavy conversation, but actually this leads me
directly into talking about the IFCJ. What is it the
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American left hates so much about the state of Israel.
Don't think it's about a religious battle for them. For
the American left, don't think it's about that. What is it?
What acts do they have to grind with this country
so many miles away. Well, Israel represents Western civilization in
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an area that doesn't have a lot of that. And
the American Communist hates that, and Iron hates that, and
Hamas hates that, and Hezbollah hates that. And the IFCJ,
the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews, they're on the
ground in Israel trying to keep israelis alive as the
world that hates, that declares war on them. If you
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want to help them do this, food, flak jackets, bomb shelters,
call them eight eight eight four eight eight. IFCJ or
you could go online to support IFCJ dot org, we'll
be back. He doesn't care if you believe him, but
he's right. Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show
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on a Tuesday. And by the way, Chris, I don't
think you can say that word. Are you allowed to
say that word? Jude them down? Just because you're Jewish
doesn't mean you can say that word. We're talking about
Chris's water bill, Chris, I don't think you can say
that that. People say I'm inappropriate. You can't say that. Anyway.
We'll get to Chris's water bill and you might not think.
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You might not think you're interested in Chris's water bill.
You're about to be in a few minutes. I'm gonna
finish our talk right now about communism though, and building
a world of make believe. You see, once you bring
these people into this herd, once you bring them into
the herd, you can get them to think whatever you
want them to think. You just simply tell them in
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the hive mind. It gives the orders, and the people
follow the orders. But have you ever been angry at
the people in the media for creating that world? Like
when Maria Shriver does this town hall and says things
like this, are you angry with her? You're not.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Unfortunately, we have some pre determined questions, and I hopefully
I'll be able to ask some of the questions that
might be in your head.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I hope. So I'm not telling you not to be
angry with her, but I'm gonna tell you this, And
we've actually never had this talk before. The world of
make believe. The American Democrat lives in many, many, many,
many many of them. Many of the builders of that
world of make believe, they also believe it's real. For instance,
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here's remember that CBS Harris interview, the Harris come on here,
sat down Dome sat down with sixty minutes, and she
did an interview, and now it's it's it's out there
now that CNN or CNN, CBS sixty minutes. They just
simply cut huge portions of the interview out so you
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never got to see them. Remember how bad she sounded,
Well understand, those were the best tidbits.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Can you imagine, can you imagine what didn't make it
to the air and CBS in sixty minutes they're getting
blasted for that, absolutely crucified for this.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Trump is calling Trump's calling for him to lose their life. Look,
it's really bad. It is a controversy and that's not
going away. They said it was the interview, they edited
the whole thing. But understand they quote journalists and I
don't mean that word. The journalists at CBS at sixty
minutes they create the world of make believe, not only
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for the masses of Democrats who watch it, they create
it for themselves. And they do it with an instinct
to protect the herd. So if you're some producer, you're
some editor doing sixty minutes, and Dome sits down to
do an interview, and she rattles off this answer and
that answer, and this sounds bad, and this sounds bad,
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and well we might be able to make something of that.
You are automatically in your mind cutting those things out,
because not only do you not want to hear it,
you want to ensure the masses don't hear it. The
communist creates for himself a world of make believe and
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then he resides in it. And this comes back to
what we were talking about about about how these people
they can't relate to working people anymore. Maybe we had
this long talk last night about Trump in his McDonald's thing.
Why can't they relate? Why? Why every time they try
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to do something normal. Tim Wallace picks up a shotgun
that he can't he can't figure out how to load,
and goes pheasant hunting and he ends up getting blasted
for it. Why Chris, do me a favorite? So I
should have asked you this before him, But I didn't
know where I was going find that white dudes for
Harris Ad. There's an advertisement on there that they did
an ad for it. If you can't find it, fine,
don't worry about it. But they did some white dudes
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for Harris AD and it sounded like the most effeminate,
honestly fruity thing I have ever heard in my life.
My tea levels, I could feel them dropping during the ad.
In no way, even if you weren't political, if you
were just a dude, maybe you were construction, play football whatever,
If you're just a dude, no dude, here's that ad
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and says, Wow, these guys get me nobody, here's that
ad and says it, Why, well, remember they have built
that world for themselves. The Democrat Party is now run
by a bunch of hag feminists with crew cuts who
drive super rus. These are man hating hags who create
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that world. And they've built those walls that movie set.
They've built those walls for themselves up so much now
they can't relate. They can't. They don't know how dudes talk,
what dudes do, even if they tried. The American Communist,
like all communists before him, creates a world of make
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believe to ensure the masses resigned, and he himself ends
up residing in it. Headline Michigan State Professor sugar coats
communism for kids, ignores massive death toll in tyranny. This
is from Campus Reform. Aminda Smith is the name. What
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is a communist? And he talks about just really really
whitewash's communism. Well, what's he doing. He's building the world
of make believe for the young, impressionable minds coming through
Michigan State University, so they will graduate from college without
a great understanding of what communism is and what it
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means for this country. As it gets implemented here, and
that actually brings me to a different point, kind of
related but different. Oh you have the white dudes for
Harris had Chris a little bit? Yeah, go ahead. I'm
a man, I'm a man. I'm a man man. I'm
man enough. I'm man enough to enjoy a barrel proof bourbon.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Neat, man enough to cook my steak rare, man enough
to deadlift five hundred and breed.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Out of my daughter's hair.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Do you think I'm afraid to rebuild a carburetorcarbord?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I can't take it anymore. You think I'm afraid to
rebuild a carburetor? But again, how can they miss the
boat so badly? Well, they themselves reside in that movie set.
They've built it for themselves. It's where they reside. And
you spend enough time there you start to look at
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the fake walls, of fake windows, a fake couch of
fake TV, the fake stove, and you start to convince
yourself that world is real. Now to the point I
was about to make speaking of the fake world, and Chris,
we're going to address your water bill here in a moment.
Just don't think you got out of that, because I
got sidetracked. We're gonna address it here in a moment.
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Civilization was built on a belief system. We talked about
it in the opening. Most of them believed in God.
All of them believed in the sovereignty of the individual,
the rights of a man of an individual man. There
are issues in this election, three big ones on the right.
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To people voting on the right, for the most part,
they are voting because of immigration and inflation. That's most people.
That's how they're voting. On the left, they're voting for abortion.
I have lived in a swing state Virginia before this
was during the Obama era, and it used to floor
me how almost every ad was about abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion.
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I love abortion. You can keep your abortion, abortion, this,
abortion that. If you live right now, if you're listening
to me in any swing state, you see Democrat ad
after Democrat ad about abortion, abortion, abortion. Why is that
set aside your personal feelings for it or mine? Why
is that abortion? It's why Democrat voters vote. They do
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the ads for it because that's what brings Democrats to
the polls. So allow me to inform my hate listeners
with something. All you communists who hate listen leaving all
these voicemails, threatening voicemails and emails, and then I have
some of those I'll play for you soon. Allow me
to explain something to you. You are willing to burn
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down Western civilization for abortion. You ladies who vote that way,
I would strongly, strongly suggest you put down Instagram for
an hour and go read what life is like for
women when they leave Western civilization. I know you want
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Western civilization and abortion too, but you cannot have We
have Western civilization while dismissing the belief system that built
Western civilization. You can't have one without the other. Hey,
your call, ladies, totally your call now. Chris is water
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Bill and more. Next feeling a little stocky, follow like
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the Jesse Kelly Show. I'm excited we have a lot
of show left because we have a lot more to
get to. Tonight, we have to discuss how they really
feel about you. The disdain came out of Dome's voice again,
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and that was glorious. We'll talk more about the friend
enemy distinction, voting, cheating, illegal immigration, a bunch of emails, voicemails,
We even have hate voicemails. There's so much to get to,
and remember, if you miss any part of it, download
a podcast to the show. iHeart Spotify iTunes again. If
you want to hear where I was last week, I'd
lay it out in the opening segment. Enough last night's
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show in detail. It's a little heavy, but I give
it to you all. Now we're gonna set all this
aside for a moment because Jewish producer Chris was talking
to me and producer Corey just a little bit ago,
and well actually specifically he was talking to Corey, and
Corey said something to Chris. Remember they're in a separate
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room from me. I'm here. If you're watching on the simulcast,
I'm here. This is where the important people are in
this room. I'm here with the microphone and the cameras
and everything. Because I'm a super important celebrity. Chris and
Corey not really important at all. So they put them
behind the glass. They do weird technical stuff that's really
not important for the show, but the glass is not
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totally sound proof, and if they get too loud, which
they do, laughing and not taking this job seriously at all.
I can hear it. Chris when it's during the break, Chris.
I hear him cry out in angry. I hear oh
so much so that I looked up. I was looking
down at something. I looked up that what what? And
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he said nothing, nothing at all, And so I pressed him.
Now I have to know. It turns out Corey told
him what he pays for water. And I was wondering
that as Chris is conveying this to me, I didn't
take into account it was Chris, and that's part of
that's on me. I'm thinking to myself, does Corey have
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some sort of a water issue? What is there a
leak in his house? This must be really bad, Corey, Corey.
I'm gonna say it on the air, Okay, Corey says,
I pay about two hundred dollars a month in water. Now,
it's gonna depend on where you are in the country.
Maybe you're screaming at the radio, what that's crazy expensive.
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Maybe you're saying, wow, that's a bargain. But you should
understand for this area where we live, kind of the
Houston area down here, that is very very reasonable. I
think our bill is something too. Two forty that's what
we pay for water. This is what people pay for water.
And I'm sure Corey, you're in the same boat here.
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We don't do anything special in the Kelly household. We
don't set the sprinklers up all day for the kids
to go play and things like that is not done.
We water the grass, we take showers, all the things
you do I do. It's a very normal sized home.
This is how normal sized people. These bills are very,
very reasonable. And so obviously when I heard Corey's bill,
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which sounded reasonable, that led me to Jewish producer Chris
and I said, Chris, what's your bill? And Chris drops
this on my life. I just want you to know,
if you're watching on the simulcast, you're looking at me
right now. I'm reading this because I didn't believe Chris
when he told me he sent me this. Chris's water
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bill is fifty five dollars. Chris, Do you let your
wife take showers at the house? No, be honest, I
really I need to know. Do you do you wash
dishes or do you just kind of scrape things off
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in the house? Is there? Don't say you have normal
water usage, Chris, this is the water usage of somebody
in the Saharan Desert. I need to know what rules
you've put in place. We all know how cheap you are. Look,
the whole country knows by now. Did you put some
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sort of a governor in that restricts the water flow
to your home? I really, I'm just dying to know
your clothes. I mean, you don't smell bad, but are
they washed? Do you?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
All?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Okay? Chris, it's just you and me talking. You're one
of these mechanical guys. Did you splice your way into
your neighbor's water meter? Be honest, beyond I won't tell.
I swear I won't tell. You didn't. Chris. There's no
way your water bill is a quarter of what mine
and Corey's is. There's there's there's no way that's humanly possible.
(34:12):
And you can say you didn't do anything. But no
one believes you, Chris. Nobody, I don't, Corey doesn't. Nobody
listening right now on the radio believes you. So Look,
we're all trying to save money. That's clearly been your
specialty for quite some time. Could you inform us what
you're doing? You claim you do wash dishes, you shower, right,
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you do shower? You swear? Are you coming to work?
And showering in the sink before work and making your
wife do the same. Is that not? What do you
water your lawn? Do you have a lown? Chris? You
have a lon? You don't even water it? Okay, Well
that explains Chris. What does your lawn look like? You
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don't decent? Okay, then it looks horrible that you know what.
There's actually explained a lot. I'm glad we dug into
this on the air. You're that guy everyone else in
the I can picture it now. It wouldn't be hard
if you want to find out where Chris lives. No,
it wouldn't be hard. If you want to find out
where Chris lives. Drive through the neighborhood. His is the house.
Everyone else's lawn is green, green, green green. And then
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there's the house at the end of the road with
a manora out front and no live grass whatsoever. I
can actually picture the tumbleweeds blowing through your yard when
the wind blows. Chris on behalf of your entire HOA,
could you drop some water on there every now and then? Buddy?
Fifty five dollars for water? What is wrong with you?
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All right, we're getting back to politics. Chris stressed me out.
Now I'm stressed out. I want to talk. I want
to talk about immigration. There's some immigration stuff you have
to hear. Hang On
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
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(00:33):
of Make Believe, you see it in full effect. Now,
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all that, so much more coming up tonight on the
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illegal and it's wrong and it's bad for you. But
someone is doing it and we will laugh about it.
All that is coming up tonight on the world Famous
Jesse Kelly's Show. We have to put that stuff aside
(01:16):
for it just a brief moment, because there is there
have been a couple deaths in training in the military.
Longtime listeners of the show will understand that is something
we try to We try to catch every one of these.
I'm sure we miss some, but we try to catch
every one of these. When someone dies in training. In
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military training, their deaths are often it's a quick headline.
No one even really reads the names. It's ignored. Oh well,
a plane crash to this, a that, But that is
just as honorable as death in combat. Military training to
be dangerous. If it's not dangerous, if it's not life threatening,
(02:04):
then you're not actually training. Well, you're just simply not.
It's a deadly profession, that's the idea behind it. They're
going to try to kill you, you have to try
to kill them. It takes risk to train for it.
And when someone anyone, gives their life in training, it
is every bit as honorable as giving your life in
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some god forsaken dump overseas. And we just lost a
couple naval aviators last week. It was in Washington State.
Maybe you saw something about it. It was crash a
Lieutenant Commander Lindsay Miley Evans and Lieutenant Serena Doug Wilman.
Both of them were thirty one years old. They lost
(02:49):
their lives. I told you last week I was up
in Montana for my dad's funeral and all that stuff
and all the family that came into town. Well, I
had a chance to sit down actually with a fighter
pie it last week. I'm not going to go into
who he was. I'm not going to go into the
branch of service. Just I had. I had a chance
to sit down, just sit have some Doritos and a
(03:10):
beer with a pilot last week, and he was talking
to me. Because I'm certainly nothing like that. I was
just a dumb grunt. But he was talking about their training,
the things they do during their training, and I won't
go into any details at all. A lot of it
is because it's way over my head. But frightening risk
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is taken during training for people who do that, because
you have to be tip of the spear. Reaction time,
split seconds are the difference between life and death. And
it's a dangerous profession. And I respect the people who
do it, no matter what your profession is. But the pilots,
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those those fighter pilots, those aviators, they really they have
a risky job. So a ton of them with taps
and then we'll get to the show rest in Peace Warriors.
(04:58):
But no, let's have a talk about Western civilization living
in a world of make believe. Oh, it's going to
be a big broad topic here because so many things
are happening now on the campaign trail. Kamala Harris did
a town hall yesterday, you see, and I have done
town halls back when I was running for Congress and losing.
(05:19):
Not to brag, but back when I was running for Congress,
I did town halls. You've seen town halls, You've seen
them on video. Maybe you've been to town halls. What's
the point of a town hall? Why would you ever
do that? The point of it is normal people. You
me getting access to people in power, getting access to
(05:41):
people who are already in power, or people who want
to be in power. Hey, I'm Jesse Kelly. I'm running
for a city council. You need an opportunity, deserve an
opportunity to ask me questions. I am Jesse Kelly. I'm
running for Senate. I'm running for president. You you were
not a peasant, you are not of a lower class.
(06:04):
You have a right to ask me questions. That's the
whole point of a town hall. So Kamala Harris does
one and someone you can't really hear them because they're
shouting from the crowd. Someone asks, Hey, are we going
to get to ask questions? And Maria Shriver, she was
hosting it. This is what she said, you're not.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Unfortunately, we have some pre determined questions, and I hopefully
I'll be able to ask some of the questions that
might be in your head.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I hope. So, no, no, you can't ask questions. The
questions have been predetermined, but hopefully that'll answer some of
the ones you had. Okay, so let's discuss something. The
American communist. Every communist they are heard animals, as we've
(06:55):
talked about before. But what does that mean? Well, we
freedom loving people, we make a mistake. It's a very
human nature mistake, but we make a mistake. This is
a mistake you will make, not just politically. You'll make
it many times in your life. I definitely admit it
many times in my life. We take our value system
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and we project it onto others and we assume they
share our value system. Doesn't matter how many times we
read a story about this guy does this and you're thinking, well,
that's crazy, how could anyone do that. They do these
things because they don't share your value system. We project
our values onto others. You you value living in America,
(07:38):
but why you have to have a tangible reason? America?
It's a country but why do you value it, because
this is a country where we can be free. Freedom
is not something we just celebrate on Independence Day. It's
not about baseball and apple pie. Freedom means government can't
(08:00):
tell you what to say. The government can't tell you
not to criticize them. Government can't tell you not to
own firearms, where to go, what to drive, where to work,
because you're not a subject. You are not a subject
in a monarchy. You're a free citizen. And this country
was founded on the idea that you will remain free,
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that no matter what happens, the government cannot infringe on
your rights. America is in some meaningless concept. Well, it
can mean anything to anybody. America is not about no
matter no matter what poem they put on the statue
of liberty. America is not the world's dumping ground either.
That's not what America is. Well, America's here, so anyone
(08:47):
whose country sucks can come here. That's not what America
is either. America is about the freedom of the individual.
The acknowledgment of this that the individual rule has rights
that nobody is allowed to take away. That's what made
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America what America is. That's why this country is great
when people ask you that, that's how you answer that question. Now,
the mistake, though we make, is we assume that people
want to be free, and that simply doesn't pencil out.
(09:29):
Oh a lot of people, do you do? I do,
Chris does, Corey does?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
People want to be free, but not everybody. And if
the percentage in your society gets a little too Caddy
wampus and your society gets filled up with too many
people who don't value freedom, you are going to find
yourself in deep, deep trouble. What do we have here
(09:59):
in this country? Through decade after decade after decade of
communist education, communist influence in the media and Hollywood and
things like that, we have a country filled with people
I don't know what the percentages are here, let's call
it fifty to fifty. We have a country filled with
people who could not possibly answer the question I just
(10:23):
answered about why America is great? And why couldn't they
answer it because freedom is simply not something they value
at all. It's not something they seek out, it's not
something they value. How can that happen? Let's dig into
that in a moment. Then we're going to discuss this
campaign and the World of make Believe of Kamala Harris,
James Carvill said something that is it's pretty revealing. Before
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we get to James, and before we get into this explanation,
let's get into your dog and your cat. Namely, let's
get into their food bowl. What color is your dog's food?
Let me guess. Hold on, let me guess. I'm an
idiot who went to community college. But it's brown, isn't it?
How did I know that? Because it's all brown? Why
(11:08):
is it all brown? That's weird? All these different dog
food companies. Shouldn't there be a different color somewhere. Yeah,
except it's all dead. That's why it's all brown. Brown
things are dead. You see. They kill the nutrition in
dog food at the factory. They do this so it
will last longer on the shelf. You think you're buying
(11:29):
the special uh shrimp and pork blend for Muffy. Yeah,
that may be what it says, but all the shrimp
and pork got killed. Start sprinkling roughgreens on your dog's food.
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we have we've we get a lot of emails into
the show, as you can imagine now, lots and lots
and lots of them. I believe last night shattered Chris.
Do you think that broke a record? Yeah? Okay, that's
(12:31):
why I thought last night shattered a record. I opened
up the show last night in case you missed it,
explaining where I was last week. My father died suddenly.
I was at the funeral, taking care of my mom,
you know, getting getting everything lined out. That's where I
was all grieving, you know, if I'm being honest, we
have never had emails like that before. I just I
(12:52):
love you, thank you. This is the people are yelling
at me. Why are you back? You shouldn't be back,
You shouldn't be back. This is why I'm back. You're
part of my fans. This helps me. It helps me
to be here. I want to be here with you.
I want to be here for you, and you're here
for me. And thanks. All right, enough that sapping nonsense,
Go back to politics, okay, Now, the world to make
(13:14):
believe that we were talking about people who value freedom
versus people who do not. You value freedom, don't project
that onto your democrat friend, your liberal aunt. Peggy doesn't.
Now it's not that she doesn't want to be free,
but she doesn't understand really what freedom is, doesn't have
a good appreciation of it. And maybe more importantly for
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our purposes here, she doesn't understand what it means if
it gets taken away. You see, people want to be safe.
It is a human nature thing. They want to feel safe,
and there is safety in heard thinking. We don't even
(13:58):
have to go political with this. We'll come back to
politics in a moment. But has have you ever had
a moment in your life where you went along with
the crowd. Maybe you were in school, maybe maybe it
was at work, Maybe maybe you did it last night,
maybe who knows, it's some sort of a social setting,
whatever it may be, where you disagreed. They asked, who
(14:20):
wants pizza? They asked your, uh, your, your, your, your
sixth grade class, They're gonna order in food because you
all got a's. They asked who wants pizza, pizza or tacos,
and you were gonna vote for tacos, but they asked
about pizza, and everyone else's hand went up, and you
wanting the tacos, your hand kind of went up as well.
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Human beings enjoy the safety of being part of the group,
in part of the crowd, and communists play on that
and they drag people into herd thinking. And then once
people get to be part of that herd, even if
they disagree with the direction of the herd, they don't
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have the courage to break away. It's what the herd
is doing. So I gotta go. The herd wants to
do this, I have to go. And then once you
get people in that herd, once you have indoctrinated them
through education, through media, through Hollywood into this herd mentality. No, no, no,
we all have to do the same thing. No no,
My vaccine only works if you take it. Have you
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ever seen anything like that in this country. Once you
get people as part of that herd, step one is
bringing them in. Step two is taking the herd where
you want it to go, not what is best for them.
That's never considered. Taking the herd where you want it
to go. The American Democrat, because of the media he consumes,
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because of the education he consumes, because of how manipulated
everything is around him, He not only lives in a
world of make believe, he constructs it for himself and
believes it. And here's what I mean. Here's what I mean.
So I've told you before this story about when I
went to go watch I was in the Marines and
(16:10):
they did some handout where a few of us got
to go watch them film that old sitcom, The King
of Queens, And I've never seen that before. But you go,
you sit in the stands, you're inside of a building,
and you see the living room where they did have
to show and it's just obviously it's on a Hollywood
movie set. It's inside. What you see in the windows
is just a painting or a picture. It's just walls.
It's an open movie set. It's not real. Okay, That's
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how the American Democrat lives his life. He believes Donald
Trump colluded with Russia. He believes his nineteenth booster shot
is going to last this time, and that'll that'll solve
COVID this time. He believes that George Floyd was killed
by Derek Chauvin in Minneapolis. He believes Donald Trump told
him to inject bleach for COVID. He believes one hundred
(16:57):
percent things that are not real, and he is so
interested and be in staying part of the herd. He
will help build the facade himself. Listen to James Carvell.
There's a reason they have learned to talk like that.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Another question is were you better off four years ago?
Are you going to be better off than a penitentiary
four years and now? Are still having a right of
free speech and the right of political dissent? Because that's
literally what's on the ballot and I suspect in nineteen
forty one.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I'll finish and finish in a moment, but free speech.
Are you going to a penitentiary for what you believe?
Donald Trump is a big softy. I realize he's rough
around the edges and has this blustery way of speaking,
But Donald Trump doesn't want to take away your free speech.
(17:56):
Democrats have, however, been on camera many times saying exactly
tell you that I think we need to push back
on this. There's no guarantee of free speech on misinformation
or hate speech, and especially around our democracy. Democrats have
many times on camera said that you don't have free speech.
(18:16):
Yet they will have people running to the polls voting
against Donald Trump because they think he's going to send
them to jail. The world of make believe. Now, let's
talk about them creating it for themselves and Western civilization.
It's been a heavy conversation, but actually this leads me
directly into talking about the IFCJ. What is it the
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American left hates so much about the state of Israel.
Don't think it's about a religious battle for them. For
the American left, don't think it's about that. What is it?
What acts do they have to grind with this country
so many miles away. Well, Israel represents Western civilization in
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an area that doesn't have a lot of that. And
the American Communist hates that, and Iron hates that, and
Hamas hates that, and Hezbollah hates that. And the IFCJ,
the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews, they're on the
ground in Israel trying to keep israelis alive as the
world that hates, that declares war on them. If you
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want to help them do this, food, flak jackets, bomb shelters,
call them eight eight eight four eight eight. IFCJ or
you could go online to support IFCJ dot org, we'll
be back. He doesn't care if you believe him, but
he's right. Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show
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on a Tuesday. And by the way, Chris, I don't
think you can say that word. Are you allowed to
say that word? Jude them down? Just because you're Jewish
doesn't mean you can say that word. We're talking about
Chris's water bill, Chris, I don't think you can say
that that. People say I'm inappropriate. You can't say that. Anyway.
We'll get to Chris's water bill and you might not think.
(20:11):
You might not think you're interested in Chris's water bill.
You're about to be in a few minutes. I'm gonna
finish our talk right now about communism though, and building
a world of make believe. You see, once you bring
these people into this herd, once you bring them into
the herd, you can get them to think whatever you
want them to think. You just simply tell them in
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the hive mind. It gives the orders, and the people
follow the orders. But have you ever been angry at
the people in the media for creating that world? Like
when Maria Shriver does this town hall and says things
like this, are you angry with her? You're not.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Unfortunately, we have some pre determined questions, and I hopefully
I'll be able to ask some of the questions that
might be in your head.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I hope. So I'm not telling you not to be
angry with her, but I'm gonna tell you this, And
we've actually never had this talk before. The world of
make believe. The American Democrat lives in many, many, many,
many many of them. Many of the builders of that
world of make believe, they also believe it's real. For instance,
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here's remember that CBS Harris interview, the Harris come on here,
sat down Dome sat down with sixty minutes, and she
did an interview, and now it's it's it's out there
now that CNN or CNN, CBS sixty minutes. They just
simply cut huge portions of the interview out so you
(21:38):
never got to see them. Remember how bad she sounded,
Well understand, those were the best tidbits.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Can you imagine, can you imagine what didn't make it
to the air and CBS in sixty minutes they're getting
blasted for that, absolutely crucified for this.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Trump is calling Trump's calling for him to lose their life. Look,
it's really bad. It is a controversy and that's not
going away. They said it was the interview, they edited
the whole thing. But understand they quote journalists and I
don't mean that word. The journalists at CBS at sixty
minutes they create the world of make believe, not only
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for the masses of Democrats who watch it, they create
it for themselves. And they do it with an instinct
to protect the herd. So if you're some producer, you're
some editor doing sixty minutes, and Dome sits down to
do an interview, and she rattles off this answer and
that answer, and this sounds bad, and this sounds bad,
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and well we might be able to make something of that.
You are automatically in your mind cutting those things out,
because not only do you not want to hear it,
you want to ensure the masses don't hear it. The
communist creates for himself a world of make believe and
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then he resides in it. And this comes back to
what we were talking about about about how these people
they can't relate to working people anymore. Maybe we had
this long talk last night about Trump in his McDonald's thing.
Why can't they relate? Why? Why every time they try
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to do something normal. Tim Wallace picks up a shotgun
that he can't he can't figure out how to load,
and goes pheasant hunting and he ends up getting blasted
for it. Why Chris, do me a favorite? So I
should have asked you this before him, But I didn't
know where I was going find that white dudes for
Harris Ad. There's an advertisement on there that they did
an ad for it. If you can't find it, fine,
don't worry about it. But they did some white dudes
(23:50):
for Harris AD and it sounded like the most effeminate,
honestly fruity thing I have ever heard in my life.
My tea levels, I could feel them dropping during the ad.
In no way, even if you weren't political, if you
were just a dude, maybe you were construction, play football whatever,
If you're just a dude, no dude, here's that ad
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and says, Wow, these guys get me nobody, here's that
ad and says it, Why, well, remember they have built
that world for themselves. The Democrat Party is now run
by a bunch of hag feminists with crew cuts who
drive super rus. These are man hating hags who create
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that world. And they've built those walls that movie set.
They've built those walls for themselves up so much now
they can't relate. They can't. They don't know how dudes talk,
what dudes do, even if they tried. The American Communist,
like all communists before him, creates a world of make
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believe to ensure the masses resigned, and he himself ends
up residing in it. Headline Michigan State Professor sugar coats
communism for kids, ignores massive death toll in tyranny. This
is from Campus Reform. Aminda Smith is the name. What
(25:19):
is a communist? And he talks about just really really
whitewash's communism. Well, what's he doing. He's building the world
of make believe for the young, impressionable minds coming through
Michigan State University, so they will graduate from college without
a great understanding of what communism is and what it
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means for this country. As it gets implemented here, and
that actually brings me to a different point, kind of
related but different. Oh you have the white dudes for
Harris had Chris a little bit? Yeah, go ahead. I'm
a man, I'm a man. I'm a man man. I'm
man enough. I'm man enough to enjoy a barrel proof bourbon.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Neat, man enough to cook my steak rare, man enough
to deadlift five hundred and breed.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Out of my daughter's hair.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Do you think I'm afraid to rebuild a carburetorcarbord?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I can't take it anymore. You think I'm afraid to
rebuild a carburetor? But again, how can they miss the
boat so badly? Well, they themselves reside in that movie set.
They've built it for themselves. It's where they reside. And
you spend enough time there you start to look at
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the fake walls, of fake windows, a fake couch of
fake TV, the fake stove, and you start to convince
yourself that world is real. Now to the point I
was about to make speaking of the fake world, and Chris,
we're going to address your water bill here in a moment.
Just don't think you got out of that, because I
got sidetracked. We're gonna address it here in a moment.
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Civilization was built on a belief system. We talked about
it in the opening. Most of them believed in God.
All of them believed in the sovereignty of the individual,
the rights of a man of an individual man. There
are issues in this election, three big ones on the right.
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To people voting on the right, for the most part,
they are voting because of immigration and inflation. That's most people.
That's how they're voting. On the left, they're voting for abortion.
I have lived in a swing state Virginia before this
was during the Obama era, and it used to floor
me how almost every ad was about abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion.
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I love abortion. You can keep your abortion, abortion, this,
abortion that. If you live right now, if you're listening
to me in any swing state, you see Democrat ad
after Democrat ad about abortion, abortion, abortion. Why is that
set aside your personal feelings for it or mine? Why
is that abortion? It's why Democrat voters vote. They do
(28:07):
the ads for it because that's what brings Democrats to
the polls. So allow me to inform my hate listeners
with something. All you communists who hate listen leaving all
these voicemails, threatening voicemails and emails, and then I have
some of those I'll play for you soon. Allow me
to explain something to you. You are willing to burn
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down Western civilization for abortion. You ladies who vote that way,
I would strongly, strongly suggest you put down Instagram for
an hour and go read what life is like for
women when they leave Western civilization. I know you want
(28:55):
Western civilization and abortion too, but you cannot have We
have Western civilization while dismissing the belief system that built
Western civilization. You can't have one without the other. Hey,
your call, ladies, totally your call now. Chris is water
(29:15):
Bill and more. Next feeling a little stocky, follow like
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of show left because we have a lot more to
get to. Tonight, we have to discuss how they really
feel about you. The disdain came out of Dome's voice again,
(29:38):
and that was glorious. We'll talk more about the friend
enemy distinction, voting, cheating, illegal immigration, a bunch of emails, voicemails,
We even have hate voicemails. There's so much to get to,
and remember, if you miss any part of it, download
a podcast to the show. iHeart Spotify iTunes again. If
you want to hear where I was last week, I'd
lay it out in the opening segment. Enough last night's
(30:00):
show in detail. It's a little heavy, but I give
it to you all. Now we're gonna set all this
aside for a moment because Jewish producer Chris was talking
to me and producer Corey just a little bit ago,
and well actually specifically he was talking to Corey, and
Corey said something to Chris. Remember they're in a separate
(30:22):
room from me. I'm here. If you're watching on the simulcast,
I'm here. This is where the important people are in
this room. I'm here with the microphone and the cameras
and everything. Because I'm a super important celebrity. Chris and
Corey not really important at all. So they put them
behind the glass. They do weird technical stuff that's really
not important for the show, but the glass is not
(30:44):
totally sound proof, and if they get too loud, which
they do, laughing and not taking this job seriously at all.
I can hear it. Chris when it's during the break, Chris.
I hear him cry out in angry. I hear oh
so much so that I looked up. I was looking
down at something. I looked up that what what? And
(31:07):
he said nothing, nothing at all, And so I pressed him.
Now I have to know. It turns out Corey told
him what he pays for water. And I was wondering
that as Chris is conveying this to me, I didn't
take into account it was Chris, and that's part of
that's on me. I'm thinking to myself, does Corey have
(31:27):
some sort of a water issue? What is there a
leak in his house? This must be really bad, Corey, Corey.
I'm gonna say it on the air, Okay, Corey says,
I pay about two hundred dollars a month in water. Now,
it's gonna depend on where you are in the country.
Maybe you're screaming at the radio, what that's crazy expensive.
(31:48):
Maybe you're saying, wow, that's a bargain. But you should
understand for this area where we live, kind of the
Houston area down here, that is very very reasonable. I
think our bill is something too. Two forty that's what
we pay for water. This is what people pay for water.
And I'm sure Corey, you're in the same boat here.
(32:08):
We don't do anything special in the Kelly household. We
don't set the sprinklers up all day for the kids
to go play and things like that is not done.
We water the grass, we take showers, all the things
you do I do. It's a very normal sized home.
This is how normal sized people. These bills are very,
very reasonable. And so obviously when I heard Corey's bill,
(32:31):
which sounded reasonable, that led me to Jewish producer Chris
and I said, Chris, what's your bill? And Chris drops
this on my life. I just want you to know,
if you're watching on the simulcast, you're looking at me
right now. I'm reading this because I didn't believe Chris
when he told me he sent me this. Chris's water
(32:52):
bill is fifty five dollars. Chris, Do you let your
wife take showers at the house? No, be honest, I
really I need to know. Do you do you wash
dishes or do you just kind of scrape things off
(33:12):
in the house? Is there? Don't say you have normal
water usage, Chris, this is the water usage of somebody
in the Saharan Desert. I need to know what rules
you've put in place. We all know how cheap you are. Look,
the whole country knows by now. Did you put some
(33:34):
sort of a governor in that restricts the water flow
to your home? I really, I'm just dying to know
your clothes. I mean, you don't smell bad, but are
they washed? Do you?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
All?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Okay? Chris, it's just you and me talking. You're one
of these mechanical guys. Did you splice your way into
your neighbor's water meter? Be honest, beyond I won't tell.
I swear I won't tell. You didn't. Chris. There's no
way your water bill is a quarter of what mine
and Corey's is. There's there's there's no way that's humanly possible.
(34:12):
And you can say you didn't do anything. But no
one believes you, Chris. Nobody, I don't, Corey doesn't. Nobody
listening right now on the radio believes you. So Look,
we're all trying to save money. That's clearly been your
specialty for quite some time. Could you inform us what
you're doing? You claim you do wash dishes, you shower, right,
(34:34):
you do shower? You swear? Are you coming to work?
And showering in the sink before work and making your
wife do the same. Is that not? What do you
water your lawn? Do you have a lown? Chris? You
have a lon? You don't even water it? Okay, Well
that explains Chris. What does your lawn look like? You
(34:56):
don't decent? Okay, then it looks horrible that you know what.
There's actually explained a lot. I'm glad we dug into
this on the air. You're that guy everyone else in
the I can picture it now. It wouldn't be hard
if you want to find out where Chris lives. No,
it wouldn't be hard. If you want to find out
where Chris lives. Drive through the neighborhood. His is the house.
Everyone else's lawn is green, green, green green. And then
(35:19):
there's the house at the end of the road with
a manora out front and no live grass whatsoever. I
can actually picture the tumbleweeds blowing through your yard when
the wind blows. Chris on behalf of your entire HOA,
could you drop some water on there every now and then? Buddy?
Fifty five dollars for water? What is wrong with you?
(35:42):
All right, we're getting back to politics. Chris stressed me out.
Now I'm stressed out. I want to talk. I want
to talk about immigration. There's some immigration stuff you have
to hear. Hang On
Host
Jesse Kelly
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