January 24, 2025 • 38 mins
Is JD Vance going to be more vocal than past VPs? Where is the mustard Chris promised. Democrats drained the strategic oil reserves to win seats for the midterms. What can we do to stop that in the future. Hot chicks with a terrible voice. Can we send these illegals to gitmo? The process can be the punishment.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday. It's been an
awesome week. It's so nice to have freaking sanity back
out there again. California. I'm not sure if they're gonna
get any federal aid because Trump sounds like he wants
something California ain't gonna do. So I want two things.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I want voter ID for the people of California. They
all want it right now. You don't have voter ID.
People want to have voter identification. You want to have
proof of citizenship. Ideally you have one day voting. But
I just want voter ideas to start. And I want
the water to be released. And they're gonna get a
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lot of help from the US. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'll see you a little. Except thatcrats aren't going to
do that because they they don't care that much about
the wildfires. They don't care that much. There's certainly not
gotta do voter ID. Every single friend I have in
California talks about the cheating there. When you have a
place that's Democrat rule for that long, they're simply going
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to put the systems into place that make it virtually
impossible to win elections in some place. It's like Chicago.
I mean, Chicago's been famous for that for how long.
That's because you've had one party rule forever.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
There.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
They're eventually just going to put the systems in place
that make it impossible. Let's get back to the ask
doctor Jesse question. Hey Jesse, when's Chris bringing in is
mustard for the challenge? It's been a month. It has
been a month, Chris, what's the mustard status?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
That?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay, so before we get to Chris's excuse, you should
know in case you're just in case you missed it, that,
of course Chris makes his own mustard. I'm sure it's
to save money. And he swears is as good or
better than the store. And I simply lobbed a simple
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challenge out there that I will do a blind taste
test and I will tell you which one is better.
That was it, right? It was just which one is better?
And Chris swears that his mustard is better. And this
was a month ago. Now you said he just said
that she had a double ear infection. Okay, Chris, let
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me explain something buddy, I have two kids, all right.
I know all about using your kids as an excuse
whenever you need an excuse. I've mastered this now. The
sad thing is they're getting too old to use it
much anymore. But you have any idea how many parties
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I've gotten out of? Well man, I was gonna. I
couldn't wait to James has a cough. It's really serious?
Is that you in the background, James, I'm common buddy.
Do you think I haven't done this? Chris sell the
double ear infections somewhere else? Okay, because we're all stocked
up here. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've used the
ear infection before. I think I've used that exact one before.
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It doesn't work with me. Pow no, Chris, No, I
don't want you to ignore the ear infection. I want you.
I want you to pay me the respect of coming
up with a better excuse than that. Okay, that's as
weak as it come. So we're not getting mustard. Did
the ear infection prevent you from making mustard?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Ever?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Because I noticed you didn't add a different date. I
need another week or something like that. So it takes time.
Oh okay, Well, as this guy pointed out, you said
a month. So even if there's been gosh endless ear infections,
we can't possibly be more than a month away, right
because you said it takes time. That's what you said.
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I didn't say that, that's what you said. So, oh,
you just had a doctor's appoinment. Oh, yeah, I remember
those two. Oh we got to take him to the er. Yeah,
I've done that too. Good job, Chris, dear legend, in
your own mind, is it possible to pass a law
that the president cannot release any reserves? He's talking about
the Strategic Oil Reserve unless they get congressional approval. That way,
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after a Republican fills it up, the commedies can't drain it.
What say you? His name is Robert Ah. That's actually
I'm glad you brought that up. That's a little reminder
that Joe Biden drained the Strategic oil Reserve of the
United States of America to try to bring down gas
prices right before the midterm. He was successful. It was
a temporary thing. He never refilled the reserves. But Democrats
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are so soulless and evil they'll just simply drain your
country's emergency reserves. In order to win more seats in
the House of Representatives for the midterm. Now, as to
your question, can we pass a law that the president
cannot release the reserves? Look? Can they I don't know.
(05:04):
I suppose they probably can, But a lot of that's
going to be limited because remember the president is the
commander in chief. What that means is, in the case
of war, he's going to have wide latitude, and part
of the latitude he's going to have is going to
be over the emergency reserves. But setting all that aside,
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sitting all that aside, this comes back to something actually
I talked about last hour in something that's on my
heart and it's on my mind. It's something honestly, we
should all pray about. We can't survive long term if
we have to worry that every time when a Democrat
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gets elected, they're going to drain the oil reserves, flood
the country with as many foreign barbarians as humanly possible,
make sure dei communism goes into every part of the government.
Can't We can't survive that level of damage done every
time a Democrat gets elected president. We just simply cannot.
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It doesn't matter how many Donald Trump's we get. It
doesn't matter how great the next four years is. And
maybe let's say jd Vance gets in there or Ronda
Santis gets in there for eight years and they do
a lot more clean up. We can do great things.
I'm not saying that we can do amazing things, and
we can clean up a lot of the damage. But
on a long enough timeline, you cannot survive half the
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country hating the country. You can't. We must have some
sort of I was gonna call it a resurgence, a revival,
a reform. I don't know. Well, some reason all these
words start with R. Something has to change with the
Democrat Party, because somewhere along the line they went from being,
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you know, at least selling themselves as the party of
working people or the poor or something like that, to
now just being the communist Party of America. The America
Sucks Party. Can't survive like that, So pass the law,
pass the rule. I don't care. It doesn't save us
if we continue to have Democrats like this.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
We need to restore basic humanity to our Her.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Voice is hard to hear. Is it just me? Or
is it hard to listen to that voice? And you
know what I actually feel bad for Ohan a little bit.
Not granted she's a bit of a monster, but I
always feel bad for dimes that have a terrible voice. Listen, Chris, Well, okay,
Dime was maybe too far with Ilhan. It was too
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far but mildly attractive. Chris, You just say that because
she hates Jews. Get past your racial bias. Chris, Yes,
she hates you. But Rashida Talib looks hotter than Ilhan Omar.
Are you serious? Maybe you just don't like black chicks, Cory,
you like black chicks. Corey's not even the not into
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black chicks at all. Well, Corey, this sounds like anti
black chick bias to me. I don't feel like you
can be I don't feel like you can be colorblind here,
That's what That's what it feels like to me. And look,
they both hate your guts, so you're not look either way.
None of them are ever gonna smooch with you.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Pal.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
If your wife runs out on you, especially not with
that star of David hanging around your neck, that's definitely
not gonna work for you. But back to what I
was talking about, Quit distracting me. This is serious. I
always feel bad for hot chicks that have a voice
like that, This is hard to hear. You.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
You need to restore basic humanity.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Imagine looking at a hot, hot picture of her on
like a dating app or something like that, and you
meet up at Buffalo Wild Wings or Red Lobster or
something like that to just have a beer and see
if you like each other. And you're like, oh, wow,
you see you're sauntering in from across the restaurant. Ooh,
she looks pretty good. Maybe I'll talk her into going
to the movies or something like afterwards, and you're like, hey,
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my name's Jesse. What's your name? And she starts talking
store basic and you'll be all, oh, my gosh, what
are you kidding? Are you messing with me?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (09:04):
We need to restore basic humanity to our immigration system,
and that starts with repealing the Alien Enemies Act of
seventeen ninety eight. With our Neighbors Not Enemies Act, together,
we will end this cynophold big law once and for all.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
It's weird. It's really weird. How she her parents came
here from the worst place on the planet, Somalia. Since
she got here, she has spent her entire adult life
trying to undermine and destroy the very foundation of the
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United States of America. She does so from within the
halls of Congress, and yet she wants to repeal this.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
We need to restore basic humanity to our immigration system,
and that starts with repealing the Alien Enemies Act of
seventeen ninety eight.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I wonder why Ilhan Omar would want to repeal the
Alien Enemies Act. HM, that's interesting.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
An introduced the Muslim band, knowing that Mike the country
I came from, owing.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
That Mike ah ah ah good fine, Chris, knowing that Mike,
oh the country I came from. Whatever? You want to
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Speaker 1 (11:21):
Is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah?
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and
ask doctor Jesse Friday. And we are continuing on with
some voicemails, some emails. This guy says, Oh, Jesse, shame
on you. Last week I sent you an email about
Trump sending illegals to Greenland. You read it on the
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air and then laughed at it and then said no.
Last night, though, you came up with the same idea.
There's no limit to what you can accomplish if you
will to take credit for others ideas. Keep up the
good work. I forgot. I forgot I did that. He's
totally right too. We got an email suggesting it and
I was like, ah, no, we can't do that. And
(12:12):
then last night I just rolled it out asaid if
I came up with it all along, and that email
was from Well, I'm not going to give you his name.
We'll just call him Jesse. We'll just call him Jesse's
his name. As far as you're concerned, do some voicemails.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Here couldn't be used for the immigration problem.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, you can use gitmo for immigration. But there's going
to be a lot of these freaking people. It's hard.
Don't discount how difficult it is to howls and feed
large quantities of people. It's extremely difficult. I'll tell you
pause for a minute's let's think about this. Because to
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Trump administration, they were already trying as hard as they
can to plot out where to put camps. Camps they're
going to construct for them when it comes to battles
in military history. We're gonna do a little mental experiment
that might might help you think about them in a
different way. It helps me think about them in a
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different way. So I want you to picture this. Okay,
you and me, we're going camping this weekend. In fact,
this afternoon, we're taking off and we are going camping.
It's just you and me. We are going to go
up into the hills. Okay, now start preparing for it.
(13:38):
What are you bringing? Just go through the list in
your head. What are you bringing? Where are we going
to sleep? Sleeping bags? You're gonna put something underneath the
sleeping bag. You're going to have a tent of some kind.
We're going to go in a tent. Okay, tent. Now
let's think about fire. Are we going to build a fire.
We're freaking camping. I would hope we're building a fire,
all right? How are we getting the wood? There? We
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bringing wood to chop our own wood? There? We're gonna
have to figure how to chop our own wood. Okay,
now that we got that covered, what are we gonna
do about bathing at all? We bring in some soap, shampoo?
Is there a river nearby? Do we need to consider
supplies for that? Let's discuss food. How much food do
we need? How do we store the fe Okay, you're
just going through all this in your head. Now, that
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was two people for two days camping. You're going through
that list in your head. What is needed now a
thousand people for two months? Think about that. Think about
what it takes to hows and feed and transport medical care.
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Didn't even bring up that. Think about what logistically, what
all is involved with all of this. I am saying
this to you only for this reason. It's a logistical
nightmare to move large quantities of people to and fro.
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It's a logistical nightmare, finding them, housing them, then sending
them to where you want. You gotta feed them. You
got it. It's hard, So get mo Yeah. Fine, but
we have a massive problem because we have so many
millions of people that Democrats brought here on purpose.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
This is Adam from the People's Republic of Illinois. I
have a question. What percentage of these executive.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Orders do you think are going to be.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Passed through Congress so the next president can't just undo it?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Well, virtually none of them are going to be passed
through Congress. I don't, I don't. I don't want to
be Debbie Downer right now. So I'm just gonna say this,
which we've talked about before. There is a pen there's
a cost, a huge cost to only caring about presidential politics,
only caring about Maga this and Trump that. And now
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that we have the White House, there are so many
different levels of power in this country that matter so
so so much. And we on the right were really
really good at digging in and getting Donald Trump back
into the White House. Maggot this, the Trump fans, we
are awful when it comes to congressional primaries. Senate primaries.
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When it comes to our individual districts, getting people amped
up and involved is very difficult. And now we are
sitting here with the narrowest of narrow majorities in the
House of Representatives. That means the large quantity of rhinos
in the House of Representatives will have to sign on
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to any law you want passed. And rhinos are there
specifically to keep the door propped open so communists can
continue to come in. If you are waiting for great
things to happen out of the House or the Senate,
I would strongly suggest you don't hold your breath, or
if you do, lie down first, because you're going to
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be passing out shortly. We're not going to get great laws,
We're going to get great executive orders. In fact, Congress
is ramping up to pass one or two disastrous spending
bills with inhuman amounts of money. I'm sorry, I'm gonna
move on from this because I'm getting myself down and
I don't want to be a Debbie Downer on a Friday.
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I'm in a freaking spectacular mood. But don't sit there
and hold your breath for Congress to get things done.
Congress doesn't we neglect the non sexy things. When it's
not president, we act like it doesn't matter. And then
when you know we have a GOP senate who's throwing
roadblocks in front of Trump's appointments, we got how did
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Speaker 1 (19:08):
We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show on air and
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Speaker 2 (19:16):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Remember,
you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
You can leave us a voicemail eight seven seven three
seven seven four three seven three for sombrero Jesse. What
is your read on how Jdvans will operate as vice president?
(19:38):
This is Trump's final term and in the past JD
would have the leg up to win the nomination. Do
you anticipate him taking a more active invisible rule than
is typical for a VP. Thanks, He says, his name
is Dan Okay. Well one Trump. Trump doesn't necessarily share
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the spotlight that much, but it also doesn't stifle or
so far he has not stifled Vance or anything like that. Vance. JD.
Vance to his credit, went to March for Life in
d C. Today spoke at March for Life in d C,
which was wonderful to see. He was just awesome. What
do I anticipate. I anticipate jd Vance is going to
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be a star. Whether that makes him the nominee in
twenty twenty eight, I don't know. I don't know. You
could definitely see him having the leg up. If he's
you know, the air apparent, and people are happy with
Donald Trump's four years, then yeah, it looks good. But
remember always approach things like that with caution. It's what
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I call the Chris Christie rule. It's the rule I
made up. Well, yeah, I made up the name, but
it's still true, the Chris Christie rule. People today will
laugh when I bring up the name Chris Christy. Maybe
you're rolling your right now. Oh that guy's a joke.
Laugh all you want. Yep, he's a joke. Now, he's
a punchline. Chris Christie. Right after he got elected the
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first time governor of New Jersey, I was running for
office myself. I was flying back and forth to DC
all the time. Chris Christie was the best thing since
sliced bread in the GOP. Everybody loved that guy. I
watched the Republicans in the House of Representatives give him
a standing ovation for a speech he gave to a
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private room. I was sitting in the room to a
private room. Chris Christie was the bell of the ball,
and them pop couple scandals, couple stupid things. We all
now laugh at Chris Christy. You bring him up, and
it's all aha, that loser in politics. Right now, you
look at it. Right now, you're thinking to yourself, well,
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Trump's gonna kill it for four years, and I hope
he will. And right now it looks good. But we
don't know that, and we don't know. We also don't
know what's going to come down, maybe things completely outside
of his control. How many people have told me on
the air. You've heard them who've said they have set
him up for a massive financial problem coming during his term,
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and that may come here. I don't know, you don't know.
We're waiting, we're watching. Is Trump's four years going to
be incredible? Is Trumps still going to be popular four
years from now? Wasn't last time four years you got
less and less popular throughout That's a big if. Jd
Vance Now you look at JD. Vance, and I look
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at JD. Vance, and I'm extremely impressed, and I say
to myself, dang, that could very well be our next guy.
In fact, if I was a betting man, as I
was telling Chris the other day, if you had to
bet and your bet was the twenty twenty eight nominee
is either going to be Jdvans or DeSantis or every
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other person in the country. The smart money's on JD
or DeSantis, obviously, so I'm up on JD. Vans. I'm
a fan. I'm not a fan, but I like what
I see so far. How do we know he's not
going to get himself caught up in something in the
next four years? You don't know. In politics, you can
be the bell of the ball one day and you
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can be the beast the next day. That's how it works,
doesn't Trees don't grow to the sky. Craven hefe. I'm
inspired by the illegos getting rounded up and deported, But
the Border Patrol is listing the offenses these heathens have committed.
While I want them gone, how do we get justice?
These are not victimless crimes. I want a pound of
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flesh Okay, one, Remember when they're listing off the crimes
these people have committed. Oftentimes those crimes have not been
committed in our country. Sometimes they have. But when you see,
you'll and you'll see this a lot, you'll see them.
We arrested this guy today, and well, look, let's go
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back to this dude, the Haitian dude. Where is this
thing on the freaking Yeah, let's go back to this guy.
I'm not going back to Hayden.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
One of those threats is this illegal alien from Haiti.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I says he's a gang member with seventeen criminal convictions
in recent years.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
I mean seventeen criminal convictions in recent years. That doesn't
mean those seventeen criminal convictions were here. This is what
has been happening, and this is part of what makes
democrats so evil. Now they empty their prisons onto our soil.
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Remember when this is a famous story, Remember back when
Castro did it. Fidel Castro takes over. He's having this
this back and forth with America. We hate him, we
want him dead, he hates us, all this other stuff.
Remember what Castro did. Castro opened up the doors of
his prisons and sent them all. Now, a lot of
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those people were political prisoners, and that's why you go
into Miami today and the Cuban community is like the
best freaking community in the country, just the most hardcore
anti communists, and their food is great and their coffee
is even better. Their women are crazy, but they're hot too,
and it's just it's just awesome. Cubans are just the best.
So you had a bunch of political prisoners, but.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Just like the Soviet Union, just like all of them,
they housed all the rapists and murders and gang bangers
and drug people right there with those people. And that's
who Castro was most interested in offloading. So he took
all his political opposition sent him to America, and he
took all those murderers and rapists and people like that
and he sent them over to America. That exact same
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thing has been happening for the last four years, and
it's not just Venezuela, Haiti, all these different countries.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
All through Latin America in the Caribbean. They understand when
a Democrat gets elected that a Democrat, because they hate America,
will allow you to send them the worst people in
your society, and Democrats will accept them with open arms
and So when you read or hear about these convictions
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seventeen different criminal offenses. Most of the time, not always,
most of the time, those were offenses they committed back
in their own country. They were convicted and oftentimes already
imprisoned in their country for it. And then a Democrat
gets elected and so that country says, well, wait a minute,
I don't want to have to I don't have to
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feed this guy anymore. He's taking up room in the jail,
and eventually when he gets out of prison, he's going
to go back to his murder and rape and ways,
just send them to America. Those morons elected Joe Biden.
Let the Americans deal with him. When you hear about
the criminal convictions, honestly, it makes it even worse. It's
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mostly because they were already victed in their own home country.
Their home country arrested them, tried them, convicted them, imprisoned them,
and then they opened up the prison and sent them here.
Remember Trende Arragua, that Venezuelan gang, that's a prison gang.
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It started in Venezuela's prisons. Venezuela hates us, Democrats hate us.
So they joined forces and they brought an entire prison
gang from Venezuela into the civilian population of the United
States of America. Now we have that prison gang tearing
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people's fingernails out in apartment complexes in Denver, Colorado, in
order to extort rent payments, and we have the mayor
of that city saying he'll go to jail before he
lets Ice take them. It's a really, really ugly collaboration
between foreign countries who hate us and democrats who hate us.
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Those crimes oftentimes are committed overseas, but they're the same animals.
That's why you get like that jose Yabara, that guy
who killed Lake and Riley, He's just a predator. He's
going to be a predator wherever he is. He got
over here and he went back to his animal ways.
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Speaker 2 (29:50):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and
ask doctor Jesse Friday. Let's get to this thing real
quick here. So I mentioned the Stargate thing. What was
the Stargate thing? It was a press conference they had
at the White House the other day with these tech
billionaire types who announced they're going to raise five hundred
(30:13):
billion dollars and have America leading on AI. And we
played some of those clips from Larry Ellison of Oracle,
but Sam Altman was there. Now. Sam Altman as a long,
very public history of despising Donald Trump. He has recently
(30:38):
come around, I guess, I'll put it that way, if
you believe such a thing, not saying I do, not
saying I don't. You never know what's in a man's heart.
But he's recently come around. He was one of those
three moguls up there and you know, partner with the
government to make sure we lead on AI. This is
Sam Olten.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
I still expect, although I don't know what, and this
is over a long period of time, and this is
not like next year or you know, the year after
that kind of thing, but over a long period of time.
I still expect that there will be some change required
to the social contract, given how powerful we expect this
technology to be. I'm not a believer that there won't
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be any jobs. I think we always find new things
to do. But I do think like the whole structure
of society itself will be up for some degree of
debate and reconfiguration.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
I am a little bit concerned about a bunch of
tech billionaires trying to reconfigure society. Call me crazy, I'm
just a little bit concerned. Parallel parking, Ninja Jesse, you
just said we need a scout. We need to take
out a loser Republican in a primary. This will be
very difficult considering the fact that the biggest obstacle was
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Donald Trump. He seems to love rhinos and prefers to
primary conservatives like Bob good. I think he threatened a
primary and Biggs and will probably support John Cornyn against
Ken Paxton. Is it possible to succeed in this endeavor
when Psycho Trump is against us? Okase, this guy is
not like Trump at all. His name is Dave Well.
(32:12):
I'll just answer this question point blank. If Donald Trump
stands against us in primarying out rhinos, then one he's
dead wrong and two no, we cannot succeed. And I
warned this when it came to the John corn types,
James Langford types. These types they know how to suck
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up the Trump. They've been doing it since he got elected.
John Cornyn is potentially in very deep trouble in next
year's primary. According to these hypothetical poll numbers that are
already coming out showing him taking on Ken Paxton, it's
not at all difficult to see John Cornyn being defeated
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in next year's Texas primary unless unless Trump backs Cornyn,
then it's over. And look, traditionally, this is what Trump
is awful at. I don't have any other there's no
defense of it. I don't have any other way to
put it. He's just awful at this. The primaries, he
backs the wrong horse, and then we don't ever get
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the reforms we want. The last three times he got
involved with the House of Representatives, he was primarying out
Bob Good, one of the most conservative members of the House,
threatening to primary Chip Roy, another conservative member of the House,
and endorsing Mike Johnson for speaker. It's bad. I've talked
about it before. I always will. He runs cover for
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Lindsey Graham consistently. The crowd, the people in South Carolina,
the righty's in South Carolina, they can't stand Lindsay Graham.
Lindsey Graham screws us time and time again. Trump gives
him cover, always bringing him up on stage. My good
friend Lindsey. I love Lindsay. No, don't pull him. No,
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Lindsay's good people. Hopefully that changed, and Trump has made
a lot of changes when it comes to personnel and
things like that. I don't know whether he's going to
change this, but I hope he does.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Russell from Tennessee, how are.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
We going to show the Biden administration pain when he
pardoned everybody?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Well, look, you're not going to necessarily throw these people
in jail, the ones he pardoned, because he made that impossible.
But remember, the pain for these people can be more
than just imprisonment. Like when it comes to Fauci, Trump
came out today and he announced that he terminated Fauci's security.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Details to say, doctor Faucio, John Bolton, you.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Know they all made a lot of money. They can
hire their own security too. Well, one, that's hilarious, but
two Fauci. Fauci has enjoyed being a king on the
taxpayer dime, making a fortune. Then he retires and the taxpayers,
through nih continued jan On, pay for his private security,
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but pay for Limos. Taking that away making him live
like a normal person is pain. Calling him back in
front of Congress and humiliating him on national television is pain.
Liz Cheney's actually a great example of that. Are we
going to be able to get Liz Cheney in prison? No,
We're not going to be able to get Liz Cheney
in prison. But as of right now, it looks like
(35:24):
some of the things she did with January sixth were really, really,
really ugly and possibly illegal. It's possible that Liz Cheney
committed crimes. Now. Just because she's not going to the
clink doesn't mean hauling her in front of Congress to
answer some brutally hard questions that in and of itself
is punishment. The process is the punishment. Have you ever
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heard of that before? Like we've talked about with the
check out with the FBI, how they can really wreck anybody.
They don't have to get a conviction. They can come
after you, throw the book at you, make you spend
your life savings on a lawyer. Know what a lawyer costs?
You know it costs fifty grand, one hundred grand more
than that for decent legal representation. Do you have fifty
(36:09):
grand later around? You got one hundred grand just sitting there? Ah, man,
I just do whatever I want with this No, people
don't have that kind of money. But they'll put you
through a year long legal process, drain you financially, possibly
cost you your job, your marriage, your sanity. And after
a year of putting you through the ringer. Yeah, like
(36:29):
those poor SAPs in Michigan, they tried to entrap. You
might get found not guilty, but your life is essentially
if not ruined seriously set back the process can be
the punishment. We can use that same thing on communists
who violated the laws of this country. Put them through
the process, make them suffer. Go sit there under oath,
(36:53):
answer questions. We have an hour. I still have a
stack of questions here. What do we do? We'll tell you.
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This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday. It's been an
awesome week. It's so nice to have freaking sanity back
out there again. California. I'm not sure if they're gonna
get any federal aid because Trump sounds like he wants
something California ain't gonna do. So I want two things.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I want voter ID for the people of California. They
all want it right now. You don't have voter ID.
People want to have voter identification. You want to have
proof of citizenship. Ideally you have one day voting. But
I just want voter ideas to start. And I want
the water to be released. And they're gonna get a
(00:55):
lot of help from the US. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'll see you a little. Except thatcrats aren't going to
do that because they they don't care that much about
the wildfires. They don't care that much. There's certainly not
gotta do voter ID. Every single friend I have in
California talks about the cheating there. When you have a
place that's Democrat rule for that long, they're simply going
(01:20):
to put the systems into place that make it virtually
impossible to win elections in some place. It's like Chicago.
I mean, Chicago's been famous for that for how long.
That's because you've had one party rule forever.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
There.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
They're eventually just going to put the systems in place
that make it impossible. Let's get back to the ask
doctor Jesse question. Hey Jesse, when's Chris bringing in is
mustard for the challenge? It's been a month. It has
been a month, Chris, what's the mustard status?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
That?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay, so before we get to Chris's excuse, you should
know in case you're just in case you missed it, that,
of course Chris makes his own mustard. I'm sure it's
to save money. And he swears is as good or
better than the store. And I simply lobbed a simple
(02:11):
challenge out there that I will do a blind taste
test and I will tell you which one is better.
That was it, right? It was just which one is better?
And Chris swears that his mustard is better. And this
was a month ago. Now you said he just said
that she had a double ear infection. Okay, Chris, let
(02:32):
me explain something buddy, I have two kids, all right.
I know all about using your kids as an excuse
whenever you need an excuse. I've mastered this now. The
sad thing is they're getting too old to use it
much anymore. But you have any idea how many parties
(02:54):
I've gotten out of? Well man, I was gonna. I
couldn't wait to James has a cough. It's really serious?
Is that you in the background, James, I'm common buddy.
Do you think I haven't done this? Chris sell the
double ear infections somewhere else? Okay, because we're all stocked
up here. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've used the
ear infection before. I think I've used that exact one before.
(03:16):
It doesn't work with me. Pow no, Chris, No, I
don't want you to ignore the ear infection. I want you.
I want you to pay me the respect of coming
up with a better excuse than that. Okay, that's as
weak as it come. So we're not getting mustard. Did
the ear infection prevent you from making mustard?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Ever?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Because I noticed you didn't add a different date. I
need another week or something like that. So it takes time.
Oh okay, Well, as this guy pointed out, you said
a month. So even if there's been gosh endless ear infections,
we can't possibly be more than a month away, right
because you said it takes time. That's what you said.
(03:57):
I didn't say that, that's what you said. So, oh,
you just had a doctor's appoinment. Oh, yeah, I remember
those two. Oh we got to take him to the er. Yeah,
I've done that too. Good job, Chris, dear legend, in
your own mind, is it possible to pass a law
that the president cannot release any reserves? He's talking about
the Strategic Oil Reserve unless they get congressional approval. That way,
(04:19):
after a Republican fills it up, the commedies can't drain it.
What say you? His name is Robert Ah. That's actually
I'm glad you brought that up. That's a little reminder
that Joe Biden drained the Strategic oil Reserve of the
United States of America to try to bring down gas
prices right before the midterm. He was successful. It was
a temporary thing. He never refilled the reserves. But Democrats
(04:42):
are so soulless and evil they'll just simply drain your
country's emergency reserves. In order to win more seats in
the House of Representatives for the midterm. Now, as to
your question, can we pass a law that the president
cannot release the reserves? Look? Can they I don't know.
(05:04):
I suppose they probably can, But a lot of that's
going to be limited because remember the president is the
commander in chief. What that means is, in the case
of war, he's going to have wide latitude, and part
of the latitude he's going to have is going to
be over the emergency reserves. But setting all that aside,
(05:25):
sitting all that aside, this comes back to something actually
I talked about last hour in something that's on my
heart and it's on my mind. It's something honestly, we
should all pray about. We can't survive long term if
we have to worry that every time when a Democrat
(05:46):
gets elected, they're going to drain the oil reserves, flood
the country with as many foreign barbarians as humanly possible,
make sure dei communism goes into every part of the government.
Can't We can't survive that level of damage done every
time a Democrat gets elected president. We just simply cannot.
(06:09):
It doesn't matter how many Donald Trump's we get. It
doesn't matter how great the next four years is. And
maybe let's say jd Vance gets in there or Ronda
Santis gets in there for eight years and they do
a lot more clean up. We can do great things.
I'm not saying that we can do amazing things, and
we can clean up a lot of the damage. But
on a long enough timeline, you cannot survive half the
(06:31):
country hating the country. You can't. We must have some
sort of I was gonna call it a resurgence, a revival,
a reform. I don't know. Well, some reason all these
words start with R. Something has to change with the
Democrat Party, because somewhere along the line they went from being,
(06:53):
you know, at least selling themselves as the party of
working people or the poor or something like that, to
now just being the communist Party of America. The America
Sucks Party. Can't survive like that, So pass the law,
pass the rule. I don't care. It doesn't save us
if we continue to have Democrats like this.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
We need to restore basic humanity to our Her.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Voice is hard to hear. Is it just me? Or
is it hard to listen to that voice? And you
know what I actually feel bad for Ohan a little bit.
Not granted she's a bit of a monster, but I
always feel bad for dimes that have a terrible voice. Listen, Chris, Well, okay,
Dime was maybe too far with Ilhan. It was too
(07:39):
far but mildly attractive. Chris, You just say that because
she hates Jews. Get past your racial bias. Chris, Yes,
she hates you. But Rashida Talib looks hotter than Ilhan Omar.
Are you serious? Maybe you just don't like black chicks, Cory,
you like black chicks. Corey's not even the not into
(08:01):
black chicks at all. Well, Corey, this sounds like anti
black chick bias to me. I don't feel like you
can be I don't feel like you can be colorblind here,
That's what That's what it feels like to me. And look,
they both hate your guts, so you're not look either way.
None of them are ever gonna smooch with you.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Pal.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
If your wife runs out on you, especially not with
that star of David hanging around your neck, that's definitely
not gonna work for you. But back to what I
was talking about, Quit distracting me. This is serious. I
always feel bad for hot chicks that have a voice
like that, This is hard to hear. You.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
You need to restore basic humanity.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Imagine looking at a hot, hot picture of her on
like a dating app or something like that, and you
meet up at Buffalo Wild Wings or Red Lobster or
something like that to just have a beer and see
if you like each other. And you're like, oh, wow,
you see you're sauntering in from across the restaurant. Ooh,
she looks pretty good. Maybe I'll talk her into going
to the movies or something like afterwards, and you're like, hey,
(08:56):
my name's Jesse. What's your name? And she starts talking
store basic and you'll be all, oh, my gosh, what
are you kidding? Are you messing with me?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (09:04):
We need to restore basic humanity to our immigration system,
and that starts with repealing the Alien Enemies Act of
seventeen ninety eight. With our Neighbors Not Enemies Act, together,
we will end this cynophold big law once and for all.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
It's weird. It's really weird. How she her parents came
here from the worst place on the planet, Somalia. Since
she got here, she has spent her entire adult life
trying to undermine and destroy the very foundation of the
(09:44):
United States of America. She does so from within the
halls of Congress, and yet she wants to repeal this.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
We need to restore basic humanity to our immigration system,
and that starts with repealing the Alien Enemies Act of
seventeen ninety eight.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I wonder why Ilhan Omar would want to repeal the
Alien Enemies Act. HM, that's interesting.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
An introduced the Muslim band, knowing that Mike the country
I came from, owing.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
That Mike ah ah ah good fine, Chris, knowing that Mike,
oh the country I came from. Whatever? You want to
learn more about history, the history of this country, probably
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Speaker 1 (11:21):
Is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah?
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and
ask doctor Jesse Friday. And we are continuing on with
some voicemails, some emails. This guy says, Oh, Jesse, shame
on you. Last week I sent you an email about
Trump sending illegals to Greenland. You read it on the
(11:51):
air and then laughed at it and then said no.
Last night, though, you came up with the same idea.
There's no limit to what you can accomplish if you
will to take credit for others ideas. Keep up the
good work. I forgot. I forgot I did that. He's
totally right too. We got an email suggesting it and
I was like, ah, no, we can't do that. And
(12:12):
then last night I just rolled it out asaid if
I came up with it all along, and that email
was from Well, I'm not going to give you his name.
We'll just call him Jesse. We'll just call him Jesse's
his name. As far as you're concerned, do some voicemails.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Here couldn't be used for the immigration problem.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, you can use gitmo for immigration. But there's going
to be a lot of these freaking people. It's hard.
Don't discount how difficult it is to howls and feed
large quantities of people. It's extremely difficult. I'll tell you
pause for a minute's let's think about this. Because to
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Trump administration, they were already trying as hard as they
can to plot out where to put camps. Camps they're
going to construct for them when it comes to battles
in military history. We're gonna do a little mental experiment
that might might help you think about them in a
different way. It helps me think about them in a
(13:16):
different way. So I want you to picture this. Okay,
you and me, we're going camping this weekend. In fact,
this afternoon, we're taking off and we are going camping.
It's just you and me. We are going to go
up into the hills. Okay, now start preparing for it.
(13:38):
What are you bringing? Just go through the list in
your head. What are you bringing? Where are we going
to sleep? Sleeping bags? You're gonna put something underneath the
sleeping bag. You're going to have a tent of some kind.
We're going to go in a tent. Okay, tent. Now
let's think about fire. Are we going to build a fire.
We're freaking camping. I would hope we're building a fire,
all right? How are we getting the wood? There? We
(13:59):
bringing wood to chop our own wood? There? We're gonna
have to figure how to chop our own wood. Okay,
now that we got that covered, what are we gonna
do about bathing at all? We bring in some soap, shampoo?
Is there a river nearby? Do we need to consider
supplies for that? Let's discuss food. How much food do
we need? How do we store the fe Okay, you're
just going through all this in your head. Now, that
(14:21):
was two people for two days camping. You're going through
that list in your head. What is needed now a
thousand people for two months? Think about that. Think about
what it takes to hows and feed and transport medical care.
(14:47):
Didn't even bring up that. Think about what logistically, what
all is involved with all of this. I am saying
this to you only for this reason. It's a logistical
nightmare to move large quantities of people to and fro.
(15:07):
It's a logistical nightmare, finding them, housing them, then sending
them to where you want. You gotta feed them. You
got it. It's hard, So get mo Yeah. Fine, but
we have a massive problem because we have so many
millions of people that Democrats brought here on purpose.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
This is Adam from the People's Republic of Illinois. I
have a question. What percentage of these executive.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Orders do you think are going to be.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Passed through Congress so the next president can't just undo it?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Well, virtually none of them are going to be passed
through Congress. I don't, I don't. I don't want to
be Debbie Downer right now. So I'm just gonna say this,
which we've talked about before. There is a pen there's
a cost, a huge cost to only caring about presidential politics,
only caring about Maga this and Trump that. And now
(16:01):
that we have the White House, there are so many
different levels of power in this country that matter so
so so much. And we on the right were really
really good at digging in and getting Donald Trump back
into the White House. Maggot this, the Trump fans, we
are awful when it comes to congressional primaries. Senate primaries.
(16:25):
When it comes to our individual districts, getting people amped
up and involved is very difficult. And now we are
sitting here with the narrowest of narrow majorities in the
House of Representatives. That means the large quantity of rhinos
in the House of Representatives will have to sign on
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to any law you want passed. And rhinos are there
specifically to keep the door propped open so communists can
continue to come in. If you are waiting for great
things to happen out of the House or the Senate,
I would strongly suggest you don't hold your breath, or
if you do, lie down first, because you're going to
(17:07):
be passing out shortly. We're not going to get great laws,
We're going to get great executive orders. In fact, Congress
is ramping up to pass one or two disastrous spending
bills with inhuman amounts of money. I'm sorry, I'm gonna
move on from this because I'm getting myself down and
I don't want to be a Debbie Downer on a Friday.
(17:30):
I'm in a freaking spectacular mood. But don't sit there
and hold your breath for Congress to get things done.
Congress doesn't we neglect the non sexy things. When it's
not president, we act like it doesn't matter. And then
when you know we have a GOP senate who's throwing
roadblocks in front of Trump's appointments, we got how did
(17:51):
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Speaker 1 (19:08):
We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show on air and
online at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Remember,
you can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
You can leave us a voicemail eight seven seven three
seven seven four three seven three for sombrero Jesse. What
is your read on how Jdvans will operate as vice president?
(19:38):
This is Trump's final term and in the past JD
would have the leg up to win the nomination. Do
you anticipate him taking a more active invisible rule than
is typical for a VP. Thanks, He says, his name
is Dan Okay. Well one Trump. Trump doesn't necessarily share
(20:00):
the spotlight that much, but it also doesn't stifle or
so far he has not stifled Vance or anything like that. Vance. JD.
Vance to his credit, went to March for Life in
d C. Today spoke at March for Life in d C,
which was wonderful to see. He was just awesome. What
do I anticipate. I anticipate jd Vance is going to
(20:24):
be a star. Whether that makes him the nominee in
twenty twenty eight, I don't know. I don't know. You
could definitely see him having the leg up. If he's
you know, the air apparent, and people are happy with
Donald Trump's four years, then yeah, it looks good. But
remember always approach things like that with caution. It's what
(20:47):
I call the Chris Christie rule. It's the rule I
made up. Well, yeah, I made up the name, but
it's still true, the Chris Christie rule. People today will
laugh when I bring up the name Chris Christy. Maybe
you're rolling your right now. Oh that guy's a joke.
Laugh all you want. Yep, he's a joke. Now, he's
a punchline. Chris Christie. Right after he got elected the
(21:09):
first time governor of New Jersey, I was running for
office myself. I was flying back and forth to DC
all the time. Chris Christie was the best thing since
sliced bread in the GOP. Everybody loved that guy. I
watched the Republicans in the House of Representatives give him
a standing ovation for a speech he gave to a
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private room. I was sitting in the room to a
private room. Chris Christie was the bell of the ball,
and them pop couple scandals, couple stupid things. We all
now laugh at Chris Christy. You bring him up, and
it's all aha, that loser in politics. Right now, you
look at it. Right now, you're thinking to yourself, well,
(21:55):
Trump's gonna kill it for four years, and I hope
he will. And right now it looks good. But we
don't know that, and we don't know. We also don't
know what's going to come down, maybe things completely outside
of his control. How many people have told me on
the air. You've heard them who've said they have set
him up for a massive financial problem coming during his term,
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and that may come here. I don't know, you don't know.
We're waiting, we're watching. Is Trump's four years going to
be incredible? Is Trumps still going to be popular four
years from now? Wasn't last time four years you got
less and less popular throughout That's a big if. Jd
Vance Now you look at JD. Vance, and I look
(22:37):
at JD. Vance, and I'm extremely impressed, and I say
to myself, dang, that could very well be our next guy.
In fact, if I was a betting man, as I
was telling Chris the other day, if you had to
bet and your bet was the twenty twenty eight nominee
is either going to be Jdvans or DeSantis or every
(22:58):
other person in the country. The smart money's on JD
or DeSantis, obviously, so I'm up on JD. Vans. I'm
a fan. I'm not a fan, but I like what
I see so far. How do we know he's not
going to get himself caught up in something in the
next four years? You don't know. In politics, you can
be the bell of the ball one day and you
(23:20):
can be the beast the next day. That's how it works,
doesn't Trees don't grow to the sky. Craven hefe. I'm
inspired by the illegos getting rounded up and deported, But
the Border Patrol is listing the offenses these heathens have committed.
While I want them gone, how do we get justice?
These are not victimless crimes. I want a pound of
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flesh Okay, one, Remember when they're listing off the crimes
these people have committed. Oftentimes those crimes have not been
committed in our country. Sometimes they have. But when you see,
you'll and you'll see this a lot, you'll see them.
We arrested this guy today, and well, look, let's go
(24:01):
back to this dude, the Haitian dude. Where is this
thing on the freaking Yeah, let's go back to this guy.
I'm not going back to Hayden.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
One of those threats is this illegal alien from Haiti.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I says he's a gang member with seventeen criminal convictions
in recent years.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
I mean seventeen criminal convictions in recent years. That doesn't
mean those seventeen criminal convictions were here. This is what
has been happening, and this is part of what makes
democrats so evil. Now they empty their prisons onto our soil.
(24:39):
Remember when this is a famous story, Remember back when
Castro did it. Fidel Castro takes over. He's having this
this back and forth with America. We hate him, we
want him dead, he hates us, all this other stuff.
Remember what Castro did. Castro opened up the doors of
his prisons and sent them all. Now, a lot of
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those people were political prisoners, and that's why you go
into Miami today and the Cuban community is like the
best freaking community in the country, just the most hardcore
anti communists, and their food is great and their coffee
is even better. Their women are crazy, but they're hot too,
and it's just it's just awesome. Cubans are just the best.
So you had a bunch of political prisoners, but.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Just like the Soviet Union, just like all of them,
they housed all the rapists and murders and gang bangers
and drug people right there with those people. And that's
who Castro was most interested in offloading. So he took
all his political opposition sent him to America, and he
took all those murderers and rapists and people like that
and he sent them over to America. That exact same
(25:47):
thing has been happening for the last four years, and
it's not just Venezuela, Haiti, all these different countries.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
All through Latin America in the Caribbean. They understand when
a Democrat gets elected that a Democrat, because they hate America,
will allow you to send them the worst people in
your society, and Democrats will accept them with open arms
and So when you read or hear about these convictions
(26:17):
seventeen different criminal offenses. Most of the time, not always,
most of the time, those were offenses they committed back
in their own country. They were convicted and oftentimes already
imprisoned in their country for it. And then a Democrat
gets elected and so that country says, well, wait a minute,
I don't want to have to I don't have to
(26:37):
feed this guy anymore. He's taking up room in the jail,
and eventually when he gets out of prison, he's going
to go back to his murder and rape and ways,
just send them to America. Those morons elected Joe Biden.
Let the Americans deal with him. When you hear about
the criminal convictions, honestly, it makes it even worse. It's
(26:58):
mostly because they were already victed in their own home country.
Their home country arrested them, tried them, convicted them, imprisoned them,
and then they opened up the prison and sent them here.
Remember Trende Arragua, that Venezuelan gang, that's a prison gang.
(27:19):
It started in Venezuela's prisons. Venezuela hates us, Democrats hate us.
So they joined forces and they brought an entire prison
gang from Venezuela into the civilian population of the United
States of America. Now we have that prison gang tearing
(27:42):
people's fingernails out in apartment complexes in Denver, Colorado, in
order to extort rent payments, and we have the mayor
of that city saying he'll go to jail before he
lets Ice take them. It's a really, really ugly collaboration
between foreign countries who hate us and democrats who hate us.
(28:06):
Those crimes oftentimes are committed overseas, but they're the same animals.
That's why you get like that jose Yabara, that guy
who killed Lake and Riley, He's just a predator. He's
going to be a predator wherever he is. He got
over here and he went back to his animal ways.
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Speaker 1 (29:46):
Get the cure for rhinos week days with the Jesse
Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and
ask doctor Jesse Friday. Let's get to this thing real
quick here. So I mentioned the Stargate thing. What was
the Stargate thing? It was a press conference they had
at the White House the other day with these tech
billionaire types who announced they're going to raise five hundred
(30:13):
billion dollars and have America leading on AI. And we
played some of those clips from Larry Ellison of Oracle,
but Sam Altman was there. Now. Sam Altman as a long,
very public history of despising Donald Trump. He has recently
(30:38):
come around, I guess, I'll put it that way, if
you believe such a thing, not saying I do, not
saying I don't. You never know what's in a man's heart.
But he's recently come around. He was one of those
three moguls up there and you know, partner with the
government to make sure we lead on AI. This is
Sam Olten.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
I still expect, although I don't know what, and this
is over a long period of time, and this is
not like next year or you know, the year after
that kind of thing, but over a long period of time.
I still expect that there will be some change required
to the social contract, given how powerful we expect this
technology to be. I'm not a believer that there won't
(31:17):
be any jobs. I think we always find new things
to do. But I do think like the whole structure
of society itself will be up for some degree of
debate and reconfiguration.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
I am a little bit concerned about a bunch of
tech billionaires trying to reconfigure society. Call me crazy, I'm
just a little bit concerned. Parallel parking, Ninja Jesse, you
just said we need a scout. We need to take
out a loser Republican in a primary. This will be
very difficult considering the fact that the biggest obstacle was
(31:52):
Donald Trump. He seems to love rhinos and prefers to
primary conservatives like Bob good. I think he threatened a
primary and Biggs and will probably support John Cornyn against
Ken Paxton. Is it possible to succeed in this endeavor
when Psycho Trump is against us? Okase, this guy is
not like Trump at all. His name is Dave Well.
(32:12):
I'll just answer this question point blank. If Donald Trump
stands against us in primarying out rhinos, then one he's
dead wrong and two no, we cannot succeed. And I
warned this when it came to the John corn types,
James Langford types. These types they know how to suck
(32:32):
up the Trump. They've been doing it since he got elected.
John Cornyn is potentially in very deep trouble in next
year's primary. According to these hypothetical poll numbers that are
already coming out showing him taking on Ken Paxton, it's
not at all difficult to see John Cornyn being defeated
(32:52):
in next year's Texas primary unless unless Trump backs Cornyn,
then it's over. And look, traditionally, this is what Trump
is awful at. I don't have any other there's no
defense of it. I don't have any other way to
put it. He's just awful at this. The primaries, he
backs the wrong horse, and then we don't ever get
(33:14):
the reforms we want. The last three times he got
involved with the House of Representatives, he was primarying out
Bob Good, one of the most conservative members of the House,
threatening to primary Chip Roy, another conservative member of the House,
and endorsing Mike Johnson for speaker. It's bad. I've talked
about it before. I always will. He runs cover for
(33:36):
Lindsey Graham consistently. The crowd, the people in South Carolina,
the righty's in South Carolina, they can't stand Lindsay Graham.
Lindsey Graham screws us time and time again. Trump gives
him cover, always bringing him up on stage. My good
friend Lindsey. I love Lindsay. No, don't pull him. No,
(33:56):
Lindsay's good people. Hopefully that changed, and Trump has made
a lot of changes when it comes to personnel and
things like that. I don't know whether he's going to
change this, but I hope he does.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Russell from Tennessee, how are.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
We going to show the Biden administration pain when he
pardoned everybody?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Well, look, you're not going to necessarily throw these people
in jail, the ones he pardoned, because he made that impossible.
But remember, the pain for these people can be more
than just imprisonment. Like when it comes to Fauci, Trump
came out today and he announced that he terminated Fauci's security.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Details to say, doctor Faucio, John Bolton, you.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Know they all made a lot of money. They can
hire their own security too. Well, one, that's hilarious, but
two Fauci. Fauci has enjoyed being a king on the
taxpayer dime, making a fortune. Then he retires and the taxpayers,
through nih continued jan On, pay for his private security,
(35:02):
but pay for Limos. Taking that away making him live
like a normal person is pain. Calling him back in
front of Congress and humiliating him on national television is pain.
Liz Cheney's actually a great example of that. Are we
going to be able to get Liz Cheney in prison? No,
We're not going to be able to get Liz Cheney
in prison. But as of right now, it looks like
(35:24):
some of the things she did with January sixth were really, really,
really ugly and possibly illegal. It's possible that Liz Cheney
committed crimes. Now. Just because she's not going to the
clink doesn't mean hauling her in front of Congress to
answer some brutally hard questions that in and of itself
is punishment. The process is the punishment. Have you ever
(35:47):
heard of that before? Like we've talked about with the
check out with the FBI, how they can really wreck anybody.
They don't have to get a conviction. They can come
after you, throw the book at you, make you spend
your life savings on a lawyer. Know what a lawyer costs?
You know it costs fifty grand, one hundred grand more
than that for decent legal representation. Do you have fifty
(36:09):
grand later around? You got one hundred grand just sitting there? Ah, man,
I just do whatever I want with this No, people
don't have that kind of money. But they'll put you
through a year long legal process, drain you financially, possibly
cost you your job, your marriage, your sanity. And after
a year of putting you through the ringer. Yeah, like
(36:29):
those poor SAPs in Michigan, they tried to entrap. You
might get found not guilty, but your life is essentially
if not ruined seriously set back the process can be
the punishment. We can use that same thing on communists
who violated the laws of this country. Put them through
the process, make them suffer. Go sit there under oath,
(36:53):
answer questions. We have an hour. I still have a
stack of questions here. What do we do? We'll tell you.
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is so rare Americans, Americans. When you dial pound two
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