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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Hello everyone, this is
the Jesse Kelly Show. Jamie Allman so happy to be
filling in for the great Jesse Kelly. Glad to be
with you. And oh yeah, Creedens is the perfect intro
for this one, because I've been saying all along that
we are the new hippies. We common sense conservatives are
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the new hippies. We are the new piece Nicks. We're
anti establishment. We're into clean food and even for that matter,
clean water in terms of fluoride free water. You know,
and who would have ever imagined that our hippie leader
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would actually be a guy who never takes a tie
off even when he is wearing a sanitation jacket. It's
pretty cool and it's kind of a happy time. The
only thing we're maybe not doing I think. I don't
think we really have been pulled into the Birkenstock kind
of category. Yet we're not wearing those shoes and never will.
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But that's about it. And we're also, of course into changes.
We're into changing the establishment. We're actually not worshippers of
the FBI and the CIA. Remember back in the day,
the people who were the worshippers of the CIA and
the FBI and all these government institutions were supposedly these
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jack booted conservative thugs or whatever it was. And no, no,
we're we're the new ones. We're we're even into weed,
which is really pretty interesting. I personally am not, but
you know other people are, and knock yourself out, and
we're they're also counter cultural, if you can believe that,
except our counter culturalism is coming in a little bit
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different format. I'll get that to you in just a
little bit. So one of our hippie leaders also could
wind up being RFK Junior, and he is really going
full bore against big pharma, which basically is keeping us
from having anything but pills to resolve our issues. In
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pills manufactured by pharmaceutical companies. They're the largest contributor to
contributors to political campaigns and politicians in this country, the
number one contributor to political campaigns, which is another reason
why you're not seeing a lot of really great alternative
medicines getting through because the pharmaceutical industry lobbies so hard
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against it. He's also going after the food in industrial complex,
which I'm glad that President Trump brought that up, and
I love that term. And going after stuff that's in
our food that we shouldn't be eating. And you know what,
oddly enough, as much as the liberals worship Europe, the
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one thing that they seemingly are not in congruence with
Europe on it is would be additives in our food.
And so RFK juniors on this tear regarding our food
supply and the kinds of dies and additives and things
like that we're putting in the food supply and allowing
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it in spite of the fact that much of what
is used in this country in our food isn't even
allowed in European countries. And so RFK put out this
really great video. It's on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
This is how and Tocsin's end up in every supermarketisle.
Let me show you what I'm I mean Dorito's cheese.
It's cap'n Crunch, gummy bears.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I love the fact that he pronounced cap'n Crunch correctly,
you know, because normally you and me just say Captain
to Crunch, Captain crunch. But he's like cap'n Crunch, He's
like right on, he's like very detailed.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Everyone knows that these are jump foods.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
So and then he picks up a box of fruit loops. Now,
I have to admit because I didn't grow up with
sugar cereal. My mom was not didn't allow anything with
sugared cereus. So I would watch cartoons and see all
these kids eating fruit loops and tricks and everything else,
and that was never part of my diet as a kid.
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So we had grape nuts, Life Cereal, which is about
as sugar as anything get and maybe Raisin brand where
the where the raisins are sugared a little bit, but
other than that, no, it was not. There was no
processed foods anywhere in the land in my home, so
I wasn't exposed to a lot of these really things
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that I really wanted to eat. You know, I would
watch other kids eat hell. We didn't even have boloney
for crying out loud that now that's a sin. But anyway,
so it was the first time that I ever knew
that fruit in fruit loops was spelled with two o's.
And that's because I never looked at the box, because
I never saw the box in my house, and so
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I didn't know that That's something I learned through this
process of watching RFK. But he's pointing out all of
these dyes and additives in our cereals and in our
food because you all know remember back in the day,
like I remember this very explicitly nineteen ninety two, and
that was kind of a turn about in people attempting
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to kind of redo our health profile. So first they
came up with olestra. Oh, look, we're going to make
potato chips with olestra until people ate half a bag
of potato chips and wound up on the toilet for
the next hour because a lestro was going right through you.
But there was a lot of identifiers, like, for instance,
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Pepsi clear. Pepsi clear came out, you remember that, and
people kind of liked it. Some people liked it. It
was it gave this impression that it was cleaner and
everything else, and technically it was because it didn't have
the dye in it that made pepsi brown, for instance.
But the problem is a lot of people are like,
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I'm not drinking that because it's not brown. And I
grew up with pepsi. Pepsi was always brown. Pretty much
everything is clear until you put a dye in it
or whatever it happens to be. And that's been the problem.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Maybe you wouldn't be too surprised to see that the
ingredients include a lot of poisons, including a harmful yellow
dye called tatrazine or yellow dye number five. Well you
may not know is that this di was originally made
out of the sludge this left over when you turn
coal into coke for blastphern It's called colt aar. And
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I've actually ursued many big industries or legacy contamination of
coultar all around the country because it's so toxic and
it's so harmful to the environment in human beings.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
And he's showing this yellow dye and then he shows
a chicken wing being dipped into really what I have
to admit looks like delicious looking cheese, except it's dyed yellow.
But it made me hungry. But anyway, that's the problem.
And so what happened is he said that these dyes
have to go. There has to be a new regulatory profile.
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And so what happened The New York Times, and again
this is slapping yourself in the face, right the media
constantly doing this. The New York Times decided to fact
check RFK Junior and here's how it went. Mister Kennedy
has singled out fruit loops as an example of a
product with too many artificial ingredients, questioning why the Canadian
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version had fewer than the US version, But he was wrong.
The ingredient list is roughly the same, although Canada's has
natural colorings made from blueberries and carrots, while the US
product contains red dye forty and yellow five. Excuse me,
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New York Times, that's a fact check. No, it's not.
It's a reaffirmation of what Kennedy was talking about. All
the other ingredients in there, of course, are terrible, but
the main focus of RFK Junior is on those dyes,
and they're like, well, it's not really true that the
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ingredients are markedly different. It's like, well, on the two
most important things, It's true Canada uses blueberries and carrots
for its dyes and the US uses red dye number
forty and yellow number five, which are all having toxic
effects on our children and what we're doing now. I
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don't want him to go in and, for instance, mandate
that McDonald's not sell two for one big Max. I mean,
there's some degree of personal responsibility in our intake and
what we eat and everything else. But there's also a
responsibility on the part of these manufacturies to stop poisoning us,
and that's what he's talking about. But again to my
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point about the media constantly slapping itself in the face
and reaffirming what we already know. And this was not
a fact check. This was an absolute reaffirmation of everything
OURFK Junior was talking about. And there's another example. The
media just can't win for losing and lying. That's for sure. Hey,
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are you folks ready for high speed rail in the US.
They're pushing that even after Trump's elected. This is the
Jesse Kelly Show, and I'm Jamie Allmon. Hello, my friends,
this is the Jesse Kelly Show. Jamie Allman here, super
Plas used to be filling in for the great Jesse Kelly.
And you know, watching football over the weekend, and what's
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one game where there was an interception and the quarterback
basically just threw it right to the defense and it
was intercepted. And imagine a post game the quarterback or
the coach of the team that threw the interception comes
out and says, you know what we ought to do.
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We ought to keep throwing interceptions. That's what we ought to.
That seems like a key. That seems like that one
of the ingredients of a sure victory is just throwing
more interceptions. Well, similarly, we have the woke left and
the Democrats who are all at this point coming back
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for another round of humiliation. And by this, I'm telling
you the people on the internet deciding now's a good
time to promote nationwide high speed rail. And I'm thinking you,
what are you thinking? You guys aren't like thinking about
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maybe changing up your patterns or changing up your outreach
or whatever. You're just gonna keep doing this. You're just
gonna keep throwing these ideas out there, and you're still
going at it even after you've been defeated, even after
voters have rejected the Democrat policies. And we'll get into
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this a little later too, because now the Democrat Party
is basically the party of white people making one hundred
thousand dollars or more. So there you go. But actually,
the high speed rail thing is a great example of
the liberals who just can nasal naval gaze and think
about things that most of us don't have the luxury
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to think about. And this would be for since high
speed rail let's spend more money. Let's spend more tax
dollars on something that nobody is going to use. And
I understand other European countries and they do. You have
in France the tajeve and people get around that way
in France. France is the size of Wisconsin, so it
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works pretty well. But a high speed rail system in
the United States of America isn't going to work. They're
trying to build one out in California constantly over budget,
and not to mention what you have to clear out
in order to make the high speed rail system. So
you think those windmills are an obstruction to our environment,
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just wait until they start tearing things up along a
highway or whateverwhere where we're going to do it to
make room for a high speed rail project. Now I
know there are a bunch of projects that we're going
to do, like a tube or something like that. It
would be like a cylinder that would go high speed
from Saint Louis to Kansas City or from Kansas City
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and beyond whatever. But we have tubes that go faster
than cars and they're called airplanes, which is a phenomenal
invention that gets us from one place to another faster
And is it more expensive to fly? Yeah? Is it
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more expensive to the taxpayer to fly? No, there's your example.
If you want to fly, you can fly. The high
speed rail system requires an investment by the government that
the government at this point can't afford. And so you
have a system. And plus, nobody wants it because most
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people like to be in their cars and and take
their road trips and take their things. And if they
don't want to do that, they buy an airplane ticket
and they fly to their locations. And plus, you know,
I guarantee you Obviously, crashing an airplane is certainly not pleasant,
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but if you can imagine derailing at four hundred miles
an hour in a ground level cylinder, that would not
be fun either. In fact, it'd probably be more fun
to be in a plane crash and it would be
to be in a high speed rail crash. But that's
what they're doing. So all over the internet they're now
trying to bring up and they're trying to force the
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Trump administration to start to get in with this idea
of creating a high speed rail system. Well I'm sorry,
but that's not going to be part of any Trump
administration policy, and you know how Trump feels about the
windmills and that kind of thing. Anyway, disrupting the environment.
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There's nothing more anti environment than cutting through swatches of
natural turf to build a high speed rail. But they're
still doing it all over the internet. These are people
who say, hey, you know, a lot of our lives
would be incredibly different if this existed, and it's a
high speed rail. And I'm wondering if anybody ever borowed
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to ask it. These people tell me, how would our
lives be incredibly different except for the fact that we'd
be spending a lot more government money on building up
these high speed rail systems, and not only would they
be over budget, but then nobody's going to use them.
I personally, flying is so much easier and it's so
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much better, and driving is the other option, and there
you go. And then some people who don't want to
do that, either don't have a car or are scared
to fly. They take the unending train trip, which basically
is an unending event. Sometimes it's fun, but very few
of us have time to take twelve hours, for instance,
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to go from one city to the next. That was
way back in the day when airplanes flew at fifty
miles an hour and it took twelve hours or eight
hours to go from Pittsburgh to Dallas. That kind of thing.
But these people keep on coming back for these second
helpings of idiocy and refuse to give up on this
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idea of trying to change our lives, presumably because it's greener,
and there's no way that a high speed rail system
is in any way, shape or for greener. And to
the point even where the proof is that even electric
cars are not greener electric cars. You could have one
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hundred percent electric car usage in America and you still
will have an effect on the environment on carbon emissions
of about zero point zero three percent. It's why the
rental car companies are selling them off, because no one
rents an electric car. When you're on a business trip
or a vacation. You don't want to stop and plug
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your car in somewhere for two hours before you can
move anywhere. So these guys keep on coming back for
a second up. And I have an idea though for them,
actually it's a great parody ad, but it's a great
idea to let some of these crazies live trump free
for the next four years. I'll have that for you next. Oh,
the Jesse Kelly Show. This is Jamie Almon feeling a
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little stocky. Follow lunch and subscribe on social at Jesse
Kelly DC. Hello everyone, this is the Jesse Kelly Show,
Jamie Almon filling in for you. And by now you've
probably heard of the cruise line that is out there
and they are offering people a trip that will last
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four years, and it goes to one hundred and forty
different countries. And if you don't want to have to
put up with a Trump America, you can buy a
ticket on this cruise line that will take you to
one hundred and forty different countries. And oddly enough, it's
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two hundred and fifty six thousand dollars for the trip.
And I was thinking to myself. I was doing the math,
and I'm not even good at math, but this math
seemed kind of easy. I'm thinking, two hundred and fifty
six thousand dollars to go on a cruise and visit
one hundred and forty different countries, if of course, you
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have the time and don't need and don't need to work,
seems like kind of a bargain because I figured it
out that it boils down to about one hundred and
seventy five dollars a day. Now, for most of us,
we'd think, well, that's expensive, because that's like staying in
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a hotel every night. But when you think about all
the things that you don't have to buy or for,
since presumably you'd sell your house or rented or whatever,
and so you wouldn't have to pay a mortgage. You
could sell your car and you wouldn't have to make
a car payment, You wouldn't have to buy groceries, you
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wouldn't have to spend money on electric bills or gas
bills or anything of the sort. You wouldn't have to
spend anything. I think for the most people, if you
really boil down your daily life, we're probably already maybe
spending one hundred and seventy five dollars a day to
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a certain degree. So it doesn't seem like it's that
hard of a deal to go ahead and go on
the cruise. Although I'm not one of those people who
would want to leave the United States of America, I
want to see how this whole thing plays out, because,
as President Trump says, we're going to be in the
golden age of America a new Golden age, which I love,
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a new common sense conservative age where everybody is kind
of on the same page. Everybody's dancing to YMCA, and
so it just seems almost like overdone in how wonderful
it is and how exciting it is. And of course,
the only thing that President Trump has to do is
accomplish what he wants to accomplish. And I think most
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people will be happy jd vance president in twenty twenty
eight and we'll never see Democrats again, quite possibly in
the White House at least. And so the people who
ran the cruise line basically said that we planned this
a long time ago. So it was even for people
who if Kamala Harris got elected, if you wanted to
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leave the country or not be in the country for
four years and take this cruise, then it would be
offered to you too. So we weren't doing it just
as an anti Trump measure or whatever. And my feeling
is if in this case with Trump as president and
Able really wants to get away, then they can do that.
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Or there's an even better idea, and that is to
go ahead and invest in don't cry cryo, And this
is a great idea even though it is a parody
and this is fantastics come from our guys over at
newsy dot com. Don't cry, cryo, need a break from
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Trump's term? Freeze yourself for four years.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Are you distraught after the recent presidential election? Hear it,
don't cry cryo. We understand your pain and we're here
to help. Our expert team of cryogenic care providers. Love.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I love how it has a piano music, Like every
covid ad had piano music in it, so of course
they do the piano music. Although piano is a great,
you know, kind of thing for any kind of ad,
but still it's funny.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Hear it, don't cry, cryo. We understand your pain and
we're here to help. Our expert team of cryogenic care
providers can cryogenically freeze you until the Trump presidency has ended.
No more crying, no more anxiety attacks, just blissful sleep
until Trump is gone. When you awaken from your slumber.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
This is my favorite part, and that is the JD
vance discount.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
We'll even have a party ready and waiting for you.
It will be like his presidency never even happened. It
was all just a bad dream. As an added bonus,
you can choose the Vance add on package. We'll extend
your sleep for an additional four years at a fifty
percent discount in the event JD. Vance wins the next
presidential election.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah, it's just outrageously funny.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Everything will be okay. We're here to take care of
you in your time of need. So remember, don't cry cryo.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Don't cry cryo. And then what happens is, as an
addition to this little get up on this ad, then
they have something to fast forward to. And that's twenty
thirty three. So the people who have frozen themselves presumably
for maybe even eight years, are going to wake up
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realizing something that they maybe didn't expect. Start eight January
sixth twenty three.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Oh, please tell me it's over.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Wait, something isn't right.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
This is your Captain, Elon Musk. I want to be
the first one to welcome you to Mars. So Elon
Musk has reconfigured his his whole project, his space project
SpaceX into a ship where these people who have been
asleep so they wouldn't know, presumably, and so at that
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point Elon Musk then would put them and their cryout
chambers into a ship and take them to Mars. Sorry,
Donald Trump Junior was just elected president. And so this
is twenty thirty two and Trump Junior is elected president.
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And Nick Bosa, you know, the forty nine ers guy
who interrupted the and I think he still got fined
for it or whatever to to wear his make America
Great Again hat and all that kind of stuff. He's
vice president.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
And he deported all don't cry cry out customers to Mars.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
So the people who were who were frozen were ultimately
then deported to Mars. What, yeah, welcome to Musk City
on Mars. This is the fate. So people are either
going to get used to it or they're going to
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have to find some escape. And you see them kind
of clamoring and trying to figure out, well, maybe if
we just keep pushing high speed rail, everything will change.
If we just got to stick to our same old,
same old, if we just keep calling Pete Hegseth a
racist and a white supremacist, maybe things will change for us.
These people are never going to learn. And the reality
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is that I thought about this even before the election.
I knew that there might be a lot of liberals
thinking to themselves, you know, Trump might not really be
that bad. I mean, we're dealing with all these people
who continue to embarrass us with their woke policies and
their name calling, and their lack of productivity, and their
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terrible economies and their wars and everything else. And I'm
thinking maybe electing Trump wouldn't be so bad. And I
think ultimately, and we haven't been able to kind of
determine this yet, but I think ultimately there were a
lot of people Democrats. I'd love to see what the
Democrat vote totals were for President Trump, and these would
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be the closet vote totals for President Trump. This coalition
is now just an incredible one. And believe it or not,
it doesn't include a lot of the Nikky Haley Republicans
and the others who clutched their pearls and basically prayed
that Trump wouldn't get elected and now basically are going
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to have to create their own party. I would suggest
calling it the Whigs, because that's the fate of the
Whigs is just basically going away. Trump won this election
without Republicans, if you can believe it, well some Republicans,
and I knew he was going to win it with
all the people who perhaps didn't vote Republican before, especially
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the minorities. People who won't associate themselves with Republicans but
definitely associate themselves with Donald Trump and his policies a
beautiful thing. And that's the world we're living in, and
the world these people can choose not to live in.
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. I'm Jamie Alman, happy
to be filling in. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.
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Jamie Almen here, happy to be filling in for the
Great Jesse Kelly. I guess the other option, aside from
freezing yourself or taking a four year cruise, is to
just simply not cooperate with the Trump policies and the
Trump initiatives, And that would be the left's answer is, well,
we're just not gonna it's not gonna cooperate. That's that's
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a good idea. We just won't participate in this revolution.
So there are a lot of people who are part
of the sanctuary city craze who are saying, well, it's
illegal for Trump to come in and support these people,
and you know, we're not. We're not going to cooperate.
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We're a sanctuary city. And that's how we're gonna go.
And the only problem with that is that you're going
to be basically overrun with ICE agents. That's what Tom
Homan is promising. He's the new borders are as, you know,
and these people who want to stick with their sanctuary
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cities are going to find themselves not only overrun with
ice agents, but also overrun with protests from their citizenry.
So you have a situation, for instance, in Chicago. That's
a great example. And if you look at the Chicago
voting totals coming out of the black community specifically, they
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almost doubled their support for Donald Trump over the last election.
And they did that because Black people in Chicago, as
they have been saying to the city Council and the
Cook County Council and anybody who will listen, that we're
suddenly second class citizens. And we've been there and done that.
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We don't like throwback Thursday, you guys. We don't like
to be suddenly second class citizens again, and this time
second class citizens to illegal aliens who come into our
city and who are burning up resources that otherwisewise would
go to us. They're displacing veterans and homeless shelters, they're
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being housed in the rec centers. You know, the rec
centers that liberals always create to somehow stem crime among
black youth. Well maybe if they just played basketball all night,
everything will be fine. And then they just suddenly spend
gobs of money on rec centers. Well, now those rec
centers are being used to house illegal aliens. So there
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are a lot of unhappy people in Chicago. Chicago is
a sanctuary city, and there were people. It wound up
right before the election where there were black citizens showing
up at these city council meetings wearing Make America Great
Again hats and they were chanting no more blue, no
matter who. And yet these city leaders aren't listening. They
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didn't understand what the true problem was. They didn't understand
that every city, every state became ultimately a border state.
And so there they were angry. They were they were
they were upset about what was going on, and they
voted accordingly. Now, the only people left to fumigate would
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be the local leaders who continue to hang on to
this idea that being a sanctuary city is a good idea.
Boston's Democrat Mayor Michelle Wu said that she would resist
cooperation with the Trump administration on any plan to deport illegals.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
What will Boston's response be if these mass deportations take place. Yeah, Look,
elections have consequences, and the federal government is responsible for
a certain set of actions and cities. No individual city
can reverse or override some parts of that. But what
we can do is make sure that we are doing
our part to protect our residents in every possible way,
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that we are not cooperating with those efforts that actually
threaten the safety of everyone by causing widespread fear and
having large scale economic impact.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, Boston's a pretty nice city and hasn't actually had
the suffering that New York and Chicago, Philadelphia, Miami have
had as a result of their policies. But you notice
she called them residents. Illegal aliens are not residents. They're
illegal aliens, That's what they are. So Tom Homan, who
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is of course the borders are I love this guy.
He kind of has this attitude and the way he
comports himself. It's straight out of like a Bowery Boys movie.
You know, he's like really tough, and you know, other
otherwise wouldn't be as polished verbally as other people would be.
But that doesn't matter. That never matter to any of us.
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We weren't looking for polished people. We were looking for,
even if they're flawed, people who knew exactly what the
needs of America happened to be. So he's interviewed and
is asked to respond to this Democrat mayor and has
a money answer.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Defending our residents every possible way. Well, she's not very smart.
I'll give her that because I just what I just
said is President Trump's going to prioritize public safety threats.
What mayor or governor doesn't want public safety threats to
out of the communities. Man, that's your number one responsibilities
to protect your communities, and that's exactly what we're going
to do. So she helps us, she gets the hell
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out of the way, because they're going to do it.
And look, there's a clear line here and they can't
cross the clear line. I will suggest she read titled
eight United States called thirteen twenty four triply that says,
you know you can't at harbor can steal from front
lawenforce now, so I hope she don't cross that line.
They cannot cooperate, but there are certain laws in place
that they can't cross and I hope she doesn't cross it.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
But yeah, you're not a you're not a sovereign city.
And we all understand obviously the Constitution in the tenth Amendment,
and we and we and we understand the need to
have a level of sovereignty for states. But when it
comes to a federal law, when you are basically institutionalizing
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a violation of federal law, that's not going to work.
And and and Holman is indicating that you can stand
in the way, We'll just double the number of agents.
We'll we'll overrun you. And if it's not us who
will teach you a lesson? And much like we put
the dog's nose in its poop, then your citizens are
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going to teach you a lesson as well, because your
citizens don't like that attitude. They don't like being a
saxury city. They've seen the kind of damage it has caused.
And so you might stand in the way, but Tom Homan,
President Trump, Ice, and your own citizens are going to
be standing in the way of you. That's how it's
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all going to work, all right. Coming up, a completely
red state decides they're going to put a few Bibles
in classrooms, and hubbub ensues. We'll have that for you
other side of this. This is the Jesse Kelly Show,
and I'm Jamie Alman with you