October 11, 2024 • 36 mins
How much disaster prep should you have done? From a simple go bag to whole home prep. How to prepare for a disaster. What if we just stopped paying taxes to stop funding the government. Why are woman so bad at backing up? Has the media always been lying to us?
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday. Of course, it's an ass doctor Jesse Friday.
We are going to talk about street communists. What's the
reaction to the election going to be depending on who wins.
(00:31):
That'll be interesting, the media aligning to us? Is this
a new phenomenon? And some woman wants to know why
she can't back up her car.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
All that.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Disaster preparation and so much more coming up this hour
on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I actually want
to begin there. I don't want to begin political. We'll
come back to politics here in a little bit, but
I want to get to this, Jesse. I haven't started
preparing for an emergency, but I'm torn in which direction
to go. I means, I know, if it gets bad enough,
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I'm gonna have to go to an alternate location. I
started putting together a list of useful things, but it
seems almost impossible to be able to travel with them.
How would someone hypothetically balance the ability to survive dire
times with the ability to move to a safer, more
abundant location. Okay, let's discuss disaster preparation. Uh, first, you
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say you're not prepared, I want I'm gonna tell you something.
I am not a super prepper. You might, if you
haven't done any preparation, you might consider me to be
a super prepper. But because I'm friends with so many
of these types of people, I consider myself a rank
amateur at this, a complete amateur. And you know it's crazy.
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Every single super prepper friend I have, without fail, considers
himself unprepared. He doesn't think he has enough, he doesn't
think he's ready. He doesn't. So let's just address this
right off the bat. I don't want you to sit
and stress out and freak out that you're not prepared enough.
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You're not prepared enough, and you will never be. There
is always a new scenario you have to deal with
that you have to think about. In fact, you brought
this up. You brought up suburbs versus travel versus staying
at home, and so I'm simply going to tell you
how I do it and how I think about it. First,
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there are different kinds of trouble. We're being invaded by
the Chinese Army trouble. There's famine trouble. There's civil unrest trouble,
probably something that we should maybe plan for. In fact,
we'll get to that in a little little while. There's
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disease trouble. You know, we we blow off COVID because
COVID really wasn't anything significant. They made it way worse
than it was. But historically, terrible diseases are a thing
that runs through a society, and if the disease gets
bad enough, it can really destroy a society. It can
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break it down and people can turn against each other.
So there's all kinds of trouble there. Look, we're in
the aftermath. People are still dealing with Hurricane Helen. So
there's flash flooding, there's hurricanes, there's there's so much. How
do you begin again? Let me come back to don't
freak out. I have a i'm stuck at home emergency thing,
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and I have a I've got to hit the road
with my car emergency thing, and I have I have
to hit the road without a call are emergency thing.
And those are three different things, but your preparation can overlap.
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Stay with me. Let's deal with the most ideal situation,
not that any horrible situation is ideal, but the most
ideal situation and that's you are. Things are bad in society,
but you have your home still. Maybe look, we'll do
a bunch of doomsday scenarios. This one will say Chinese EMP.
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They cooked off an EMP in the atmosphere, fried all
the power in your area. So everything electronic in your
home gone, your car unless it's very very old, gone,
your watch gone, cell phone tower is gone, grocery store gone.
You are alive, your house is still keeping the rain out.
But it's a bad situation in society and you still
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have your home. Well, there is where we will begin
always this is. Look, these same things are going to
come into play every single time. It's just going to
the quantity is going to change. What do you need?
You need first you are going to need fresh water.
This is the thing that is not negotiable. Not negotiable.
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You can survive without ammo. I would not recommend it.
We'll get to that in a moment. You cannot survive
without water. Get some fresh water. We actually had somebody
I don't have the email in front of me, but
somebody did ask about life straws. That's what I have.
Clay Martin, our survivalist green beret friend who comes on.
He talked about life straws. Someone asked me what brand.
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I don't have a specific brand. There are several different brands.
But the reason you want to get life straws wherever
you can, versus palettes tablets. As Clay explained, you know
in floodwaters Hurricane Helene great example right now. Floodwaters are
full of awful things. But it's not just bacteria in
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sewage and things like that. It can be full of chemicals,
fuel spills. In fact, it is. There's nasty things in there,
the pills. You drop a tablet in there to kill bacteria,
it doesn't strain out the film of oil you just drank,
and now you're vomiting and more dehydrated than before. A
life straw will filter all of that out. They really
are miraculous. You can put them in the muddiest, muckiest
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water in the world and run it through a life straw.
It'll look like it came from a mountain stream when
it comes out the other end. Life straws are amazing.
Pick up some life straws. That's one. Two. Sorry, we're
still not an ammunition food. I know these are the
not sexy things. Water I don't need water. I want
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more guns. I'll get to that. But food. I talk
to you about my Patriots Supply because I believe in them,
because I'm a customer, because I love them. You need
an emergency food kit, not when you show off to
your friends, not one you post about on Instagram. Everyone
in your home needs an emergency food supply you never
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ever touch. I should note my Patriot Supply has a
bunch of different kinds depending on your budget. They have
three month ones, they have four week ones, and those
are fifty bucks off. I should note right now they
have four week ones. But that's something you need. Emergency food.
Everyone needs it. These are basics. Prepare with Jesse dot com.
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I should note, if you want that deal, prepare with
Jesse dot com. Water. Food. Third, again, not the sexy topic.
Medical supplies. We don't think about these things. Do you
take medication? A lot of people take medications. How much
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do you have? Is it necessary for you? Is it necessary?
I just had a real relative of mine. He flew somewhere.
They lost his luggage, but just for a day they
found it, never going to deliver it to him. He
had medications he needed. He wasn't thinking he packed him
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in his check bag. He was laying in bed in
agony until his medications got there to get him right.
I know this is an ugly topic, but do you
have extras if that pharmacy gets fried with that Chinese emp?
Do you have extras beyond medications? Maybe you're saying, Jesse,
I don't take anything. Okay, fine, What do you have
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for antibiotics? Bandages, band aids basically anti inflammatory things like that, ibuprofen,
things like that. Do you have an emergency medical kit
you need if you're staying in the home. You need
more than that pouch you hopefully keep in your car.
We'll get to that in a moment. You need a
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big one. If all you have is a pouch, you
need to get two, or three or four. I need
to throw in another disclaimer here. I'm gonna do this
a few times during this. I know that money is
not easy to come by. Now, don't put your family
in a buying to do these things. These are things
you do whenever you're in a place with a little
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extra cheddar, And you can do these things if you're
sitting there screaming at the radio, Jesse, I don't have money.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
For that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Then you don't have money for that, deal with it
when you do. I'm talking about if you have the cash,
you need water, you need food, you need medical supplies.
That's a good point, Chris. Soap is taken for granted.
And look, you don't have to be a body wash
lover like me. A couple bars of soap are finding
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soap keeps for freaking ages. A bar or two of
soap doesn't hurt to have it sitting around the house,
all right, Maybe some moisturizer down, I'm kidding, Just get
some soap, all right. So that's the non sexy stuff,
the straws with the water, water, food, medical supplies. Now,
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this is going to be a very very easy conversation
to have with gun lovers. This is going to be
not so easy for those who either can't own them
or don't like them. You need the ability to defend
your family and your food supply. You see, if you
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have an emergency food kit and I don't, but I
have an AR fifteen and you don't like guns, Your
emergency food kit, if I get desperate enough, is going
to belong to me. And you know what you're gonna
do about that? Nothing? I know that conversation gets uncomfortable
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with non gun people. Every gun dude and lady listing
just cheered.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Right.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
There are a bunch of people who don't like them.
I'm not comfortable. I didn't grow up around them. I
get that. I'm not saying you need to become a
Navy seal. I'm not saying you have to buy an
AR fifteen owning a gun with some ammunition for said gun.
It really is a necessity when it comes to survival.
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And that was just us talking about survival in the home.
We haven't even mentioned getting out on the road yet.
So let's talk about that in a home. Guns, ammo, food,
medical supplies, water, all these things are needed. And a
generator portable generator doesn't hurt one of these either. Look,
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they have these little solar powered ones. They can get expensive,
they can get fairly inexpensive, but a generator. Let's keep
doing some disaster prep. Next misdos catch up Jesse Kellyshow
dot com. It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday.
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Reminding you if you miss any part of the show,
you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes.
We're talking a little bit of survival prep here. Remember
this is only if you have the money. Don't get desperate.
Don't feel like you're unprepared. Everyone's unprepared. Everyone needs something else.
I most definitely do. There's always something more. So we
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just discussed kind of the the first of the three
different kinds of disaster prep. Right. The first kind is
you're at least home. You have your home. You didn't
get flooded out, you didn't get run out. Your home exists.
That gives you the ability to have more. Now we
start pairing things down. Now, let's talk about a vehicle.
Let's talk about an alternate location. I personally, I'm gonna
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make myself sound like a freak. I know I am.
I have two alternate locations depending on the situation. If
I cannot stay in my location and I can get
out on the road, and I have one tank of
gas in my trup, I have a location I can
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get to that is outside of a city. That is
going to be really really important for all of our
you know, gotta get out on the road thing whatever.
For whatever reason you were driven out on the road,
just know that you cannot be in the cities. You can't.
You got to get out. Those are going to be
disastrous places if society, if civil unrest comes, even if
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it's a war or an invasion, there's not going to
be an invasion, right, But even no matter what it is,
the city is the last place to be. Find someone
who has property somewhere, a ranch, a farm, some property,
and speak to them now, not when disaster strikes. Now,
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speak to them about their willingness to accept you. And
I need to throw this part in because this is important.
You need to be bringing something to the table other
than mouths to feed. You come to an agreement with
this person. They're the ones with the property. They're the
ones with the cattle or the land or the whatever
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you may have. You don't just get to get up
and freeload. What are you going to bring? Are you
going to bring them food? Extra food? Are you bringing
extra ammunition, extra weapons? Are you bringing maybe secure comms?
If you're EMP hasn't fried it out, what are you bringing?
Or maybe it's just a family member who will just
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let you come anyway. If it's not, you better be
bringing something. Okay, So I have two different things. I
have a location where I have one tank of gas
and I need to get there. That's essentially a gas
stations are out too or gas stations are dangerous. I
can make myself sound like a freak, but it is
true if you study these things throughout history, a gas station,
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when society breaks down can become a very, very very
dangerous place because it's a central hub where everyone out
on the road needs to stop. So, if you're a bandit,
if you're a whatever, you're gonna post up right at
the gas station, wait for all the people to come
to you, and you take what you need. If I
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have one tank of gas, I have a location I
can get to if the gas stations are up and running.
I don't know what kind of societal unrest that would be.
I have a further one. I prefer to get to
alternate location. Again, a nice thing. Don't freak out if
you don't have one. Just start looking now as far
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as in your vehicle goes that go bag you have,
which is a backpack, expand it for your car. Have
you ever seen a hockey bag? You at least know
what a hockey bag looks like, big, heavy, long, duffel bag.
I'm not saying by a hockey bag, although that would work,
but that's the kind of size you need to be
thinking about for your vehicle, just like in your home,
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all those things water, food, medical supplies, AMMO, things like that,
but pared down to fit in your car. And finally,
the go bag itself in the worst situation possible, and
that is you have no more car, you have no
more home. It's been flooded, a tornado wiped it out,
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took your car with it. Society has collapsed around you.
You and your family have your rifle at a pack
and a walking stick. Well, that's when you have to
pare things down. That look, you cannot fit everything in
a pack to survive forever. That's not how it works.
A Green beret like Clay Martin, he can't fit. He can't,
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even though he could hump a lot of gear, a
lot of weight. You know those guys eighty pound ninety
pound rucks. But even they with all that weight, you've
got a few days a week and then you're out
of supplies. If you're on foot, you better have a
destination in mind. The idea is survive for a few
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days to get where you're going. Maybe you're an outdoorsman
and where you're going is a camp spot. In the
mountains and you'll fish your food from there. Maybe that's that.
Maybe it's your neighbor's house who lives ten miles across town,
twenty miles across town. You might have to camp out
for a night or two somewhere secure on your way there.
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But the backpack situation is the worst, obviously, of the situations.
You're on foot, everything is collapsed. It's the worst, and
you're just trying to get by for a few days.
If you're going to try to pack a pack so
you can survive for a month, you're going to die. Look,
if you don't die from lack of things in the pack,
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you'll die because you're not going to be in good
enough shape to haul eighty ninety pounds ten miles a
day the way you're going to need to, if not more.
Not everyone is a young military age male in fighting shape.
All right, So there that was some disaster prep stuff.
I hope that was at least beneficial somewhat. People seem
to well, we're more and more worried about that these days,
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and we can't ever I'm the same way. I can't
put into words what I think is Cummings. I don't
know what that thing might be. But it does feel
more and more likely like something might be coming. It does. Anyway,
Let's move on. Let's talk about politics, the reaction to
the election. What might it be depending on who wins,
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how bad might it get? Hang on, miss something? There's
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The Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show
on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. It's an
amazing Friday member. You can email the show during the
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show if you want Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
You can leave us voicemails eight seven to seven three
seven seven four three seven three. We got some of
those in.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Hey, Jesse, I realized you don't want to talk to
us because you got your fancy ice maker and we're
just peasants drinking room tempture water. But to move on
from that, I had a monumental idea, Why don't all
the patriots of middle America that are middle class, that
pay all these flipping tax dollars, why don't we just
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stop paying taxes and defund the dirty Tommy trash that
has used our own money to destroy our own country.
I don't know what's your thoughts, buddy.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
All right, so what if we all just stop paying taxes?
First of all, don't do that. They're gonna come through
you in a cage. But I need to explain why
that's a bad idea. We'd we've had this this talk before.
But you're hyper informed. And I hope you don't think
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I'm being nice to you or just pouring flattery on
you When I say that, you know I would not
do that. It's not me at all. If you were
being dumb, I just tell you you were being dumb.
The average American voter knows so much less than you.
And what's funny is I bet you consider yourself maybe
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kind of behind. I don't know as much as this
guy knows about this or that guy knows about that.
I bet you feel like you have so much to learn,
which we all do, right, I do you do? But
I bet you feel like that, and I'm here to
tell you, yeah, you probably have a lot to learn.
I have a lot to learn. We know so much
more about politics, about the issues of the day, about power,
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about what's happening in our country than normal Americans. We
are informationally miles and miles and miles ahead of them.
And that's always our frustration. We're constantly turning around screaming
at all the norms and normaus, saying, catch up, what up? Plase,
We're trying to fight your plate, catch up? What's wrong
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with you? These people don't know anything. Remember I told
you I was just hanging out with some political powerful
people and we were going over a bunch of finances
and polling numbers and things along those lines. We got
to talking about independent voters. Now these are guys j
I'll give you an example of something they showed me
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they have. They showed me this chart, only it wasn't
really a chart. It was more like a big picture
of square a rectangle. It was a rectangle, a right picture,
a rectangle on a piece of paper. And on this
piece of paper there was this rectangle and the upper
right hand corner was dark dark, dark red, and then
a little bit below that was kind of light red.
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And as you moved over it was this part was
super dark blue and this part was kind of purple.
What was this? What did it represent? He broke it
down for me. I'd never seen it before. It represented voters,
how they vote and why they vote. And a portion
of this was these people are the hard cores. This
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would be you. These people are the hard cores. They
know all the issues. We actually don't have to stress
about Democrats lying about our candidate. These are people who
are so knowledgeable, they're involved, they're informed, They're fine. Let's
not worry about them at all. Then there's the people
who are going to need a little bit of help.
I kind of want to vote for him, but please
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can be nice to me, convince me there are those people. Anyway,
the different colors of the rectangle were all over the spectrum,
and the biggest one, the biggest color, were the people
who need to be campaigned for. You have to go
earn their votes. You have to go on television, you
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have to go on social media. You have to go
explain these people why they need to vote for you,
why they shouldn't vote for the other guy. You don't
need that. You have never in your life, or at
least not recently, been swayed by a campaign ad of
any kind, and I'm here to tell you that makes
you abnormal. You are abnormal. You are hyper informed. This
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will come back to paying taxes in a moment. So
Here's what we cannot ever do. We can't because we
are knowledgeable, you and me. We can't assume that knowledge
has spread to the masses and we can now tell people, Hey,
it's time to do this thing and mass you know,
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the American Revolution is actually a great example of this.
For the longest time, guys early in the American Revolution,
guys who were involved early in it. Samuel Adams, will
use Samuel Adams. Samuel Adams for the longest time was
thought to be well, probably exactly how your friends talk
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about you. Oh gosh, this tinfoil on his head. Guy,
this guy is so hardcore. No, we don't need to
rebel against the king. Gosh, Sam, tile it down a notch. Please, Gosh, Sam,
you're so hardcore even even guys I got John Adams
who came along after they were all Sam geez okay, Sam,
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dial it down. But Sam was just ahead of the game.
Samuel Adams was ahead of the game, and try as
he might, he could not get massive popular support for
fighting a revolution against the British until the masses had
been abused for long enough by the British that they finally,
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after enough time, they caught up with him. On their own,
and soon John Adams is standing there shoulder to shoulder
with you. You fighting against the British. You are ahead
of the masses, and so you propose these actions like
what if we all stop paying taxes and show the government?
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And even if I was okay with you doing that,
which I am not, I don't want you in prison.
Even if I was okay with you doing that, it
would not be an effective strategy because you know who
would do it, You and ten of your friends, and
then ten of your friends will all get locked up.
You'll all be in Fort Leavenworth, will never hear from
you again, and your political protest about not paying taxes
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will have resulted in no wins, no advancement. All we
did was lose you to Fort Leavenworth. That's all we did.
We want the masses to catch up. We want Norman
Norma to catch up. They are far behind. And a
lot of these actions you want to take are actions
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that will not be effective until norm In Norma finally
catch up. I know it's frustrating. Samuel Adams was frustrated
beyond belief. He was beyond frustrated how the fellow colonists
could not see how oppressive this freaking king was and
what they were doing and where it was going. Why
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don't we fight back? Why don't we fight back now?
John Adams, wake up, Thomas Jefferson, John Hancock, Why are
you not helping? I'm trying to tell you what's coming,
but they didn't get there. Until they got there. You
get frustrated. I get very very frustrated. You hear me
yell about it all the time. It sucks. It's lonely
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to be the only one who's ahead. Do you ever
just you and me talking here? Do you ever get
lonely when you talk about politics with friends and family?
Do you ever feel alone? Maybe it's just me I
do sometimes, and I feel alone because issues that you
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have moved past, Like you and I could sit and talk,
but issues that you have moved past, accepted and understood
long ago. You get around your friends and family and
they're they're still in the one oh one class and
you're getting your PhD, and it feels lonely. There's really
not very many people you can talk to, canfide in
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debate with bounce ideas off of yeah, it's a good
Illegals is a great example, Chris, you sit and talk
to your friends about thirty million illegals being brought in
under Joe Biden and why they did it and how
they're trying to bring about societal collapse and things like that.
They don't know any of these things. They don't know
what you're talking about. Yeah, they're mad. The young girl
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got raped and murdered up the road, and they kind
of hope Trump to port some people, but they're so
far behind you you really can't talk to them. I
get like that all the time. So if you go
through it, I go through it. That's why I tell
you to go to Trump, Ratley and big Conservative convention
so you don't feel alone. Anyway, Let's move on. Let's
talk about the reaction to the election and why are
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Kelly backsian it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,
and asks doctor Jesse Friday, let's get back to the emails,
shall we? Oh wait, let's check in with another voicemail.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Jesse, you say the communists hate listen to you. You
ever had a communist contact you and say, Wow, after
hate listening to you for such a long time, I
think I'm starting to see the light. Curious to see
what you think on this ask this, doctor Jesse Friday.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Thank you we have but remember waking somebody up getting
somebody out of a cult, because you're probably going through
this with someone in your life, maybe your sister, ma,
or brother, someone at work. Maybe you have a communist
in your life and you want them to wake up. Remember,
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they are in a cult. They are deep in a cult.
You don't wake people up from a cult all at once.
Oftentimes you don't do it as one person. The communists
who have woken up, maybe they've well, they give you
too much credit, you know, Oh Jesse, you helped me
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wake up. I was just one of many. It was
their family and friends, other people. It takes time. It
takes a village. It takes time to wake someone up
from a cult, to bring someone out of a cult.
It never happens all at once, but yes it happens.
This stuff is valuable when you do it. You have
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more ability to do it than I do. You know
that because you're close to that someone, you have some
relation to that someone. I can help. It's not to
have a big show and a big flat platform, and
I can. I can speak to them in a way
that's probably less threatening because I don't know them. I
don't know them. It's not my sister, it's your sister,
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but you're more personal to them and so you can
speak to them in ways that I can't. But yes,
it has happened. Jesse. On your show on the second,
you were talking about how there's only two genders and
women will always back back into things with their car.
Can you please enlighten us what makes us so bad
at reversing? On one hand, I'm glad I'm not the
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only woman who has all sorts of dents in my
rear bumper. But on the other hand, it's kind of
embarrassing backing into a giant, bright orange lift in broad daylight.
Please help us, oh wise, one fifty percent of the
population needs our needs your help. Okay, well, ladies, listen,
I'm actually gonna be nice. I know you think I'm
a jerk, but I'm gonna be nice. Part of this
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is not your fault, because you know how, we're different.
Men and women are different, and we're supposed to be different,
and we're supposed to kind of filling each other's blanks.
We're made for each other. That's part of the reason
I hate all this politics. Women way meen waymen, women waymen.
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It has divided men against women, but were made to
fit together. We're made for each other, and so my
deficiencies are usually things my wife is good at, and
her deficiencies are things that I'm good at. One of
the reasons women are terrible at backing into things and
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in general kind of bad drivers anyway, is if I
was going to be insulting, I would call it scatterbrained.
But that's not true and that's not necessarily accurate. Women
multitask my wife. My wife can fold the laundry, help
my son with his algebra homework, now having one of
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her sick freak murder podcasts or murder documentaries on, and
be half paying attention to that. I can't do two
things at once. If I am watching something, do not
speak to me because I won't hear what you say.
You have to get me to stop it or pause it.
I don't hear a word, and you think maybe you
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should speak louder or shout her. Maybe if it's really
important you don't understand. I didn't hear a word of it.
When I first started doing radio and TV. Remember I
do a TV show every night. On the first TV
I used to have producers. Chris has never really done this,
but my TV producers were terrible at this at first.
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I have that IFB. I have an earpiece that goes
to my ear called an IFB, and that's how my
TV producer is telling me what's coming next and whatnot.
A lot of TV producers are used to working with people.
They will speak to them during the segment, even while
they're talking. So I'll be in the middle of Joe
Biden's a dirty Communist and they will while a mid sentence,
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will say something like, we have two minutes left and
we have to go to a break in this segment.
I didn't hear a word of it, and I had
to tell them if I am speaking, you cannot speak
to me because I won't hear it. I can't hear it.
I can't I didn't hear a word of it. I
cannot multitask. My wife is great at it. Men are
more focused, more singularly focused on things because of the
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roles men have had in society. When I come to work,
when I walk in the door, I realize I don't
really have a job anymore. But whatever my job happens
to be. When I come into work, the best thing
I can do for my family, for my wife, for
my kids for anything is perform like a beast at
work is to be awesome at work, singularly focused on
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work all the time. I'm not talking sports, I'm not
worried about text messaging my wife. I don't give a
crap about anything. I am here and I'm putting on
a show. Period. I have to be that way to
be great at whatever my profession is, whether you're a
mechanic or whatever. I need to be singularly focused. Women
have to care for the home, they care for the kids.
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They have different roles, so they have to be better
at multitasking. Part of the reason you keep backing into
things is because you're thinking about, Oh, I forgot to
pack the kids' lunches, and my friend Jennifer had a
pimp water nose. I need to remember to tell her
about that later. Oh crap, did I remember to get
the meat out and thaw out the beef? You have
nineteen thousand different things on your mind because that's how
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God made you. Therefore, you couldn't see the dump truck
behind you, and you backed your pres into it for
the tenth time this week. That's why it's called scattered brain.
But that's not really what it is. Women multitask. Men
do not. That's why you can't drive worth a crap. Jesse,
what's your favorite biscuit or cake? I bet it's lady fingers.
That's not right. It's not funny, Chris, while you're laughing,
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it's not funny at all. Anyway, he said, If the
mainstream media is constantly lying to us, have they always
been lying to us? When did they officially become corrupt?
That's a fascinating conversation, isn't it? Because obviously, you know,
I know, everyone knows the media has lied really forever.
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The media lies. If you're in the media, you lie.
But why do they lie? How do they lie? How
pervasive is the lying? Obviously it's worse today than it's
ever been. But why is that with This actually goes
to a bigger cultural question, a bigger institutional question, and
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we will tackle that question next
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday. Of course, it's an ass doctor Jesse Friday.
We are going to talk about street communists. What's the
reaction to the election going to be depending on who wins.
(00:31):
That'll be interesting, the media aligning to us? Is this
a new phenomenon? And some woman wants to know why
she can't back up her car.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
All that.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Disaster preparation and so much more coming up this hour
on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I actually want
to begin there. I don't want to begin political. We'll
come back to politics here in a little bit, but
I want to get to this, Jesse. I haven't started
preparing for an emergency, but I'm torn in which direction
to go. I means, I know, if it gets bad enough,
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I'm gonna have to go to an alternate location. I
started putting together a list of useful things, but it
seems almost impossible to be able to travel with them.
How would someone hypothetically balance the ability to survive dire
times with the ability to move to a safer, more
abundant location. Okay, let's discuss disaster preparation. Uh, first, you
(01:31):
say you're not prepared, I want I'm gonna tell you something.
I am not a super prepper. You might, if you
haven't done any preparation, you might consider me to be
a super prepper. But because I'm friends with so many
of these types of people, I consider myself a rank
amateur at this, a complete amateur. And you know it's crazy.
(01:55):
Every single super prepper friend I have, without fail, considers
himself unprepared. He doesn't think he has enough, he doesn't
think he's ready. He doesn't. So let's just address this
right off the bat. I don't want you to sit
and stress out and freak out that you're not prepared enough.
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You're not prepared enough, and you will never be. There
is always a new scenario you have to deal with
that you have to think about. In fact, you brought
this up. You brought up suburbs versus travel versus staying
at home, and so I'm simply going to tell you
how I do it and how I think about it. First,
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there are different kinds of trouble. We're being invaded by
the Chinese Army trouble. There's famine trouble. There's civil unrest trouble,
probably something that we should maybe plan for. In fact,
we'll get to that in a little little while. There's
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disease trouble. You know, we we blow off COVID because
COVID really wasn't anything significant. They made it way worse
than it was. But historically, terrible diseases are a thing
that runs through a society, and if the disease gets
bad enough, it can really destroy a society. It can
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break it down and people can turn against each other.
So there's all kinds of trouble there. Look, we're in
the aftermath. People are still dealing with Hurricane Helen. So
there's flash flooding, there's hurricanes, there's there's so much. How
do you begin again? Let me come back to don't
freak out. I have a i'm stuck at home emergency thing,
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and I have a I've got to hit the road
with my car emergency thing, and I have I have
to hit the road without a call are emergency thing.
And those are three different things, but your preparation can overlap.
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Stay with me. Let's deal with the most ideal situation,
not that any horrible situation is ideal, but the most
ideal situation and that's you are. Things are bad in society,
but you have your home still. Maybe look, we'll do
a bunch of doomsday scenarios. This one will say Chinese EMP.
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They cooked off an EMP in the atmosphere, fried all
the power in your area. So everything electronic in your
home gone, your car unless it's very very old, gone,
your watch gone, cell phone tower is gone, grocery store gone.
You are alive, your house is still keeping the rain out.
But it's a bad situation in society and you still
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have your home. Well, there is where we will begin
always this is. Look, these same things are going to
come into play every single time. It's just going to
the quantity is going to change. What do you need?
You need first you are going to need fresh water.
This is the thing that is not negotiable. Not negotiable.
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You can survive without ammo. I would not recommend it.
We'll get to that in a moment. You cannot survive
without water. Get some fresh water. We actually had somebody
I don't have the email in front of me, but
somebody did ask about life straws. That's what I have.
Clay Martin, our survivalist green beret friend who comes on.
He talked about life straws. Someone asked me what brand.
(05:38):
I don't have a specific brand. There are several different brands.
But the reason you want to get life straws wherever
you can, versus palettes tablets. As Clay explained, you know
in floodwaters Hurricane Helene great example right now. Floodwaters are
full of awful things. But it's not just bacteria in
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sewage and things like that. It can be full of chemicals,
fuel spills. In fact, it is. There's nasty things in there,
the pills. You drop a tablet in there to kill bacteria,
it doesn't strain out the film of oil you just drank,
and now you're vomiting and more dehydrated than before. A
life straw will filter all of that out. They really
are miraculous. You can put them in the muddiest, muckiest
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water in the world and run it through a life straw.
It'll look like it came from a mountain stream when
it comes out the other end. Life straws are amazing.
Pick up some life straws. That's one. Two. Sorry, we're
still not an ammunition food. I know these are the
not sexy things. Water I don't need water. I want
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more guns. I'll get to that. But food. I talk
to you about my Patriots Supply because I believe in them,
because I'm a customer, because I love them. You need
an emergency food kit, not when you show off to
your friends, not one you post about on Instagram. Everyone
in your home needs an emergency food supply you never
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ever touch. I should note my Patriot Supply has a
bunch of different kinds depending on your budget. They have
three month ones, they have four week ones, and those
are fifty bucks off. I should note right now they
have four week ones. But that's something you need. Emergency food.
Everyone needs it. These are basics. Prepare with Jesse dot com.
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I should note, if you want that deal, prepare with
Jesse dot com. Water. Food. Third, again, not the sexy topic.
Medical supplies. We don't think about these things. Do you
take medication? A lot of people take medications. How much
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do you have? Is it necessary for you? Is it necessary?
I just had a real relative of mine. He flew somewhere.
They lost his luggage, but just for a day they
found it, never going to deliver it to him. He
had medications he needed. He wasn't thinking he packed him
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in his check bag. He was laying in bed in
agony until his medications got there to get him right.
I know this is an ugly topic, but do you
have extras if that pharmacy gets fried with that Chinese emp?
Do you have extras beyond medications? Maybe you're saying, Jesse,
I don't take anything. Okay, fine, What do you have
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for antibiotics? Bandages, band aids basically anti inflammatory things like that, ibuprofen,
things like that. Do you have an emergency medical kit
you need if you're staying in the home. You need
more than that pouch you hopefully keep in your car.
We'll get to that in a moment. You need a
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big one. If all you have is a pouch, you
need to get two, or three or four. I need
to throw in another disclaimer here. I'm gonna do this
a few times during this. I know that money is
not easy to come by. Now, don't put your family
in a buying to do these things. These are things
you do whenever you're in a place with a little
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extra cheddar, And you can do these things if you're
sitting there screaming at the radio, Jesse, I don't have money.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
For that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Then you don't have money for that, deal with it
when you do. I'm talking about if you have the cash,
you need water, you need food, you need medical supplies.
That's a good point, Chris. Soap is taken for granted.
And look, you don't have to be a body wash
lover like me. A couple bars of soap are finding
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soap keeps for freaking ages. A bar or two of
soap doesn't hurt to have it sitting around the house,
all right, Maybe some moisturizer down, I'm kidding, Just get
some soap, all right. So that's the non sexy stuff,
the straws with the water, water, food, medical supplies. Now,
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this is going to be a very very easy conversation
to have with gun lovers. This is going to be
not so easy for those who either can't own them
or don't like them. You need the ability to defend
your family and your food supply. You see, if you
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have an emergency food kit and I don't, but I
have an AR fifteen and you don't like guns, Your
emergency food kit, if I get desperate enough, is going
to belong to me. And you know what you're gonna
do about that? Nothing? I know that conversation gets uncomfortable
(10:46):
with non gun people. Every gun dude and lady listing
just cheered.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Right.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
There are a bunch of people who don't like them.
I'm not comfortable. I didn't grow up around them. I
get that. I'm not saying you need to become a
Navy seal. I'm not saying you have to buy an
AR fifteen owning a gun with some ammunition for said gun.
It really is a necessity when it comes to survival.
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And that was just us talking about survival in the home.
We haven't even mentioned getting out on the road yet.
So let's talk about that in a home. Guns, ammo, food,
medical supplies, water, all these things are needed. And a
generator portable generator doesn't hurt one of these either. Look,
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they have these little solar powered ones. They can get expensive,
they can get fairly inexpensive, but a generator. Let's keep
doing some disaster prep. Next misdos catch up Jesse Kellyshow
dot com. It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday.
(11:56):
Reminding you if you miss any part of the show,
you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes.
We're talking a little bit of survival prep here. Remember
this is only if you have the money. Don't get desperate.
Don't feel like you're unprepared. Everyone's unprepared. Everyone needs something else.
I most definitely do. There's always something more. So we
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just discussed kind of the the first of the three
different kinds of disaster prep. Right. The first kind is
you're at least home. You have your home. You didn't
get flooded out, you didn't get run out. Your home exists.
That gives you the ability to have more. Now we
start pairing things down. Now, let's talk about a vehicle.
Let's talk about an alternate location. I personally, I'm gonna
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make myself sound like a freak. I know I am.
I have two alternate locations depending on the situation. If
I cannot stay in my location and I can get
out on the road, and I have one tank of
gas in my trup, I have a location I can
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get to that is outside of a city. That is
going to be really really important for all of our
you know, gotta get out on the road thing whatever.
For whatever reason you were driven out on the road,
just know that you cannot be in the cities. You can't.
You got to get out. Those are going to be
disastrous places if society, if civil unrest comes, even if
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it's a war or an invasion, there's not going to
be an invasion, right, But even no matter what it is,
the city is the last place to be. Find someone
who has property somewhere, a ranch, a farm, some property,
and speak to them now, not when disaster strikes. Now,
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speak to them about their willingness to accept you. And
I need to throw this part in because this is important.
You need to be bringing something to the table other
than mouths to feed. You come to an agreement with
this person. They're the ones with the property. They're the
ones with the cattle or the land or the whatever
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you may have. You don't just get to get up
and freeload. What are you going to bring? Are you
going to bring them food? Extra food? Are you bringing
extra ammunition, extra weapons? Are you bringing maybe secure comms?
If you're EMP hasn't fried it out, what are you bringing?
Or maybe it's just a family member who will just
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let you come anyway. If it's not, you better be
bringing something. Okay, So I have two different things. I
have a location where I have one tank of gas
and I need to get there. That's essentially a gas
stations are out too or gas stations are dangerous. I
can make myself sound like a freak, but it is
true if you study these things throughout history, a gas station,
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when society breaks down can become a very, very very
dangerous place because it's a central hub where everyone out
on the road needs to stop. So, if you're a bandit,
if you're a whatever, you're gonna post up right at
the gas station, wait for all the people to come
to you, and you take what you need. If I
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have one tank of gas, I have a location I
can get to if the gas stations are up and running.
I don't know what kind of societal unrest that would be.
I have a further one. I prefer to get to
alternate location. Again, a nice thing. Don't freak out if
you don't have one. Just start looking now as far
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as in your vehicle goes that go bag you have,
which is a backpack, expand it for your car. Have
you ever seen a hockey bag? You at least know
what a hockey bag looks like, big, heavy, long, duffel bag.
I'm not saying by a hockey bag, although that would work,
but that's the kind of size you need to be
thinking about for your vehicle, just like in your home,
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all those things water, food, medical supplies, AMMO, things like that,
but pared down to fit in your car. And finally,
the go bag itself in the worst situation possible, and
that is you have no more car, you have no
more home. It's been flooded, a tornado wiped it out,
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took your car with it. Society has collapsed around you.
You and your family have your rifle at a pack
and a walking stick. Well, that's when you have to
pare things down. That look, you cannot fit everything in
a pack to survive forever. That's not how it works.
A Green beret like Clay Martin, he can't fit. He can't,
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even though he could hump a lot of gear, a
lot of weight. You know those guys eighty pound ninety
pound rucks. But even they with all that weight, you've
got a few days a week and then you're out
of supplies. If you're on foot, you better have a
destination in mind. The idea is survive for a few
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days to get where you're going. Maybe you're an outdoorsman
and where you're going is a camp spot. In the
mountains and you'll fish your food from there. Maybe that's that.
Maybe it's your neighbor's house who lives ten miles across town,
twenty miles across town. You might have to camp out
for a night or two somewhere secure on your way there.
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But the backpack situation is the worst, obviously, of the situations.
You're on foot, everything is collapsed. It's the worst, and
you're just trying to get by for a few days.
If you're going to try to pack a pack so
you can survive for a month, you're going to die. Look,
if you don't die from lack of things in the pack,
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you'll die because you're not going to be in good
enough shape to haul eighty ninety pounds ten miles a
day the way you're going to need to, if not more.
Not everyone is a young military age male in fighting shape.
All right, So there that was some disaster prep stuff.
I hope that was at least beneficial somewhat. People seem
to well, we're more and more worried about that these days,
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and we can't ever I'm the same way. I can't
put into words what I think is Cummings. I don't
know what that thing might be. But it does feel
more and more likely like something might be coming. It does. Anyway,
Let's move on. Let's talk about politics, the reaction to
the election. What might it be depending on who wins,
(18:31):
how bad might it get? Hang on, miss something? There's
a podcast, get it on demand wherever podcasts are found,
The Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show
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show if you want Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
You can leave us voicemails eight seven to seven three
seven seven four three seven three. We got some of
those in.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Hey, Jesse, I realized you don't want to talk to
us because you got your fancy ice maker and we're
just peasants drinking room tempture water. But to move on
from that, I had a monumental idea, Why don't all
the patriots of middle America that are middle class, that
pay all these flipping tax dollars, why don't we just
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stop paying taxes and defund the dirty Tommy trash that
has used our own money to destroy our own country.
I don't know what's your thoughts, buddy.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
All right, so what if we all just stop paying taxes?
First of all, don't do that. They're gonna come through
you in a cage. But I need to explain why
that's a bad idea. We'd we've had this this talk before.
But you're hyper informed. And I hope you don't think
(20:05):
I'm being nice to you or just pouring flattery on
you When I say that, you know I would not
do that. It's not me at all. If you were
being dumb, I just tell you you were being dumb.
The average American voter knows so much less than you.
And what's funny is I bet you consider yourself maybe
(20:28):
kind of behind. I don't know as much as this
guy knows about this or that guy knows about that.
I bet you feel like you have so much to learn,
which we all do, right, I do you do? But
I bet you feel like that, and I'm here to
tell you, yeah, you probably have a lot to learn.
I have a lot to learn. We know so much
more about politics, about the issues of the day, about power,
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about what's happening in our country than normal Americans. We
are informationally miles and miles and miles ahead of them.
And that's always our frustration. We're constantly turning around screaming
at all the norms and normaus, saying, catch up, what up? Plase,
We're trying to fight your plate, catch up? What's wrong
(21:10):
with you? These people don't know anything. Remember I told
you I was just hanging out with some political powerful
people and we were going over a bunch of finances
and polling numbers and things along those lines. We got
to talking about independent voters. Now these are guys j
I'll give you an example of something they showed me
(21:32):
they have. They showed me this chart, only it wasn't
really a chart. It was more like a big picture
of square a rectangle. It was a rectangle, a right picture,
a rectangle on a piece of paper. And on this
piece of paper there was this rectangle and the upper
right hand corner was dark dark, dark red, and then
a little bit below that was kind of light red.
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And as you moved over it was this part was
super dark blue and this part was kind of purple.
What was this? What did it represent? He broke it
down for me. I'd never seen it before. It represented voters,
how they vote and why they vote. And a portion
of this was these people are the hard cores. This
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would be you. These people are the hard cores. They
know all the issues. We actually don't have to stress
about Democrats lying about our candidate. These are people who
are so knowledgeable, they're involved, they're informed, They're fine. Let's
not worry about them at all. Then there's the people
who are going to need a little bit of help.
I kind of want to vote for him, but please
(22:35):
can be nice to me, convince me there are those people. Anyway,
the different colors of the rectangle were all over the spectrum,
and the biggest one, the biggest color, were the people
who need to be campaigned for. You have to go
earn their votes. You have to go on television, you
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have to go on social media. You have to go
explain these people why they need to vote for you,
why they shouldn't vote for the other guy. You don't
need that. You have never in your life, or at
least not recently, been swayed by a campaign ad of
any kind, and I'm here to tell you that makes
you abnormal. You are abnormal. You are hyper informed. This
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will come back to paying taxes in a moment. So
Here's what we cannot ever do. We can't because we
are knowledgeable, you and me. We can't assume that knowledge
has spread to the masses and we can now tell people, Hey,
it's time to do this thing and mass you know,
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the American Revolution is actually a great example of this.
For the longest time, guys early in the American Revolution,
guys who were involved early in it. Samuel Adams, will
use Samuel Adams. Samuel Adams for the longest time was
thought to be well, probably exactly how your friends talk
(24:03):
about you. Oh gosh, this tinfoil on his head. Guy,
this guy is so hardcore. No, we don't need to
rebel against the king. Gosh, Sam, tile it down a notch. Please, Gosh, Sam,
you're so hardcore even even guys I got John Adams
who came along after they were all Sam geez okay, Sam,
(24:24):
dial it down. But Sam was just ahead of the game.
Samuel Adams was ahead of the game, and try as
he might, he could not get massive popular support for
fighting a revolution against the British until the masses had
been abused for long enough by the British that they finally,
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after enough time, they caught up with him. On their own,
and soon John Adams is standing there shoulder to shoulder
with you. You fighting against the British. You are ahead
of the masses, and so you propose these actions like
what if we all stop paying taxes and show the government?
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And even if I was okay with you doing that,
which I am not, I don't want you in prison.
Even if I was okay with you doing that, it
would not be an effective strategy because you know who
would do it, You and ten of your friends, and
then ten of your friends will all get locked up.
You'll all be in Fort Leavenworth, will never hear from
you again, and your political protest about not paying taxes
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will have resulted in no wins, no advancement. All we
did was lose you to Fort Leavenworth. That's all we did.
We want the masses to catch up. We want Norman
Norma to catch up. They are far behind. And a
lot of these actions you want to take are actions
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that will not be effective until norm In Norma finally
catch up. I know it's frustrating. Samuel Adams was frustrated
beyond belief. He was beyond frustrated how the fellow colonists
could not see how oppressive this freaking king was and
what they were doing and where it was going. Why
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don't we fight back? Why don't we fight back now?
John Adams, wake up, Thomas Jefferson, John Hancock, Why are
you not helping? I'm trying to tell you what's coming,
but they didn't get there. Until they got there. You
get frustrated. I get very very frustrated. You hear me
yell about it all the time. It sucks. It's lonely
(26:37):
to be the only one who's ahead. Do you ever
just you and me talking here? Do you ever get
lonely when you talk about politics with friends and family?
Do you ever feel alone? Maybe it's just me I
do sometimes, and I feel alone because issues that you
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have moved past, Like you and I could sit and talk,
but issues that you have moved past, accepted and understood
long ago. You get around your friends and family and
they're they're still in the one oh one class and
you're getting your PhD, and it feels lonely. There's really
not very many people you can talk to, canfide in
(27:25):
debate with bounce ideas off of yeah, it's a good
Illegals is a great example, Chris, you sit and talk
to your friends about thirty million illegals being brought in
under Joe Biden and why they did it and how
they're trying to bring about societal collapse and things like that.
They don't know any of these things. They don't know
what you're talking about. Yeah, they're mad. The young girl
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got raped and murdered up the road, and they kind
of hope Trump to port some people, but they're so
far behind you you really can't talk to them. I
get like that all the time. So if you go
through it, I go through it. That's why I tell
you to go to Trump, Ratley and big Conservative convention
so you don't feel alone. Anyway, Let's move on. Let's
talk about the reaction to the election and why are
(28:07):
women back up into things some ladies confused and frustrated
with herself. Before we do that, let's talk about chalk. Listen,
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(29:17):
Kelly backsian it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,
and asks doctor Jesse Friday, let's get back to the emails,
shall we? Oh wait, let's check in with another voicemail.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Jesse, you say the communists hate listen to you. You
ever had a communist contact you and say, Wow, after
hate listening to you for such a long time, I
think I'm starting to see the light. Curious to see
what you think on this ask this, doctor Jesse Friday.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Thank you we have but remember waking somebody up getting
somebody out of a cult, because you're probably going through
this with someone in your life, maybe your sister, ma,
or brother, someone at work. Maybe you have a communist
in your life and you want them to wake up. Remember,
(30:07):
they are in a cult. They are deep in a cult.
You don't wake people up from a cult all at once.
Oftentimes you don't do it as one person. The communists
who have woken up, maybe they've well, they give you
too much credit, you know, Oh Jesse, you helped me
(30:28):
wake up. I was just one of many. It was
their family and friends, other people. It takes time. It
takes a village. It takes time to wake someone up
from a cult, to bring someone out of a cult.
It never happens all at once, but yes it happens.
This stuff is valuable when you do it. You have
(30:51):
more ability to do it than I do. You know
that because you're close to that someone, you have some
relation to that someone. I can help. It's not to
have a big show and a big flat platform, and
I can. I can speak to them in a way
that's probably less threatening because I don't know them. I
don't know them. It's not my sister, it's your sister,
(31:13):
but you're more personal to them and so you can
speak to them in ways that I can't. But yes,
it has happened. Jesse. On your show on the second,
you were talking about how there's only two genders and
women will always back back into things with their car.
Can you please enlighten us what makes us so bad
at reversing? On one hand, I'm glad I'm not the
(31:34):
only woman who has all sorts of dents in my
rear bumper. But on the other hand, it's kind of
embarrassing backing into a giant, bright orange lift in broad daylight.
Please help us, oh wise, one fifty percent of the
population needs our needs your help. Okay, well, ladies, listen,
I'm actually gonna be nice. I know you think I'm
a jerk, but I'm gonna be nice. Part of this
(31:57):
is not your fault, because you know how, we're different.
Men and women are different, and we're supposed to be different,
and we're supposed to kind of filling each other's blanks.
We're made for each other. That's part of the reason
I hate all this politics. Women way meen waymen, women waymen.
(32:18):
It has divided men against women, but were made to
fit together. We're made for each other, and so my
deficiencies are usually things my wife is good at, and
her deficiencies are things that I'm good at. One of
the reasons women are terrible at backing into things and
(32:39):
in general kind of bad drivers anyway, is if I
was going to be insulting, I would call it scatterbrained.
But that's not true and that's not necessarily accurate. Women
multitask my wife. My wife can fold the laundry, help
my son with his algebra homework, now having one of
(33:00):
her sick freak murder podcasts or murder documentaries on, and
be half paying attention to that. I can't do two
things at once. If I am watching something, do not
speak to me because I won't hear what you say.
You have to get me to stop it or pause it.
I don't hear a word, and you think maybe you
(33:21):
should speak louder or shout her. Maybe if it's really
important you don't understand. I didn't hear a word of it.
When I first started doing radio and TV. Remember I
do a TV show every night. On the first TV
I used to have producers. Chris has never really done this,
but my TV producers were terrible at this at first.
(33:43):
I have that IFB. I have an earpiece that goes
to my ear called an IFB, and that's how my
TV producer is telling me what's coming next and whatnot.
A lot of TV producers are used to working with people.
They will speak to them during the segment, even while
they're talking. So I'll be in the middle of Joe
Biden's a dirty Communist and they will while a mid sentence,
(34:04):
will say something like, we have two minutes left and
we have to go to a break in this segment.
I didn't hear a word of it, and I had
to tell them if I am speaking, you cannot speak
to me because I won't hear it. I can't hear it.
I can't I didn't hear a word of it. I
cannot multitask. My wife is great at it. Men are
more focused, more singularly focused on things because of the
(34:28):
roles men have had in society. When I come to work,
when I walk in the door, I realize I don't
really have a job anymore. But whatever my job happens
to be. When I come into work, the best thing
I can do for my family, for my wife, for
my kids for anything is perform like a beast at
work is to be awesome at work, singularly focused on
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work all the time. I'm not talking sports, I'm not
worried about text messaging my wife. I don't give a
crap about anything. I am here and I'm putting on
a show. Period. I have to be that way to
be great at whatever my profession is, whether you're a
mechanic or whatever. I need to be singularly focused. Women
have to care for the home, they care for the kids.
(35:11):
They have different roles, so they have to be better
at multitasking. Part of the reason you keep backing into
things is because you're thinking about, Oh, I forgot to
pack the kids' lunches, and my friend Jennifer had a
pimp water nose. I need to remember to tell her
about that later. Oh crap, did I remember to get
the meat out and thaw out the beef? You have
nineteen thousand different things on your mind because that's how
(35:33):
God made you. Therefore, you couldn't see the dump truck
behind you, and you backed your pres into it for
the tenth time this week. That's why it's called scattered brain.
But that's not really what it is. Women multitask. Men
do not. That's why you can't drive worth a crap. Jesse,
what's your favorite biscuit or cake? I bet it's lady fingers.
That's not right. It's not funny, Chris, while you're laughing,
(35:54):
it's not funny at all. Anyway, he said, If the
mainstream media is constantly lying to us, have they always
been lying to us? When did they officially become corrupt?
That's a fascinating conversation, isn't it? Because obviously, you know,
I know, everyone knows the media has lied really forever.
(36:15):
The media lies. If you're in the media, you lie.
But why do they lie? How do they lie? How
pervasive is the lying? Obviously it's worse today than it's
ever been. But why is that with This actually goes
to a bigger cultural question, a bigger institutional question, and
(36:36):
we will tackle that question next
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