May 8, 2025 • 37 mins
Pizza burrito and third-degree burns. No matter their position, they are communist first. You are at war with these people. Living here illegally is a crime, it’s not a hard concept. How could Jill Biden casually ignore Biden’s dementia? The world of make believe is the only thing they have on the news.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a fantastic Thursday. We'll talk Well, the Columbia's president is
all on board with the more illegal immigration. Well just
don't I know you don't care about Columbia. But we'll
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talk about the illegal immigration talk here in just a
moment as it pertains to the churches around the world
and whatnot. We're gonna talk about an illegal immigrant family
that was deported and that's a wonderful story. We're gonna
get to some emails. We are going to discuss what
Bernie Sanders said. I'm gonna try to get to Joe
Biden on the View this hour. If not, I will
(00:52):
get to it that next hour and Tomorrow's asked doctor
Jesse Friday to get your ask Doctor Jesse questions emailed
in right now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So,
I again just want to remind you of this. The
only reason I'm going to read this story is because
it goes along the lines of what we've said before,
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what we will say over and over and over and
over again. Communists are religious, not ideological, not political religious.
They view all other religions as competing religions. And let's
pause on this for a moment, because let's discuss religion
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and history and societies and how it works. There have
been and remain all kinds of different religious belief systems
around the globe always, and a lot of them, a
lot of them are very very understanding and accepting of
other religious beliefs. For instance, as crazy as this sounds,
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the Mongols were actually famous for this. Can you believe
that the Jungle's famous for their tolerance? I realized when
they weren't slaughtering millions of people that that kind of
falls on dead fears when you're trying to sell that.
But the Mongols were totally okay with whatever you believed,
and they didn't at all feel like it messed up
what they believed. They had this belief system that's very much.
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You see this with a lot of tribal people's very much.
You know, sun and land and water and wind and
all this other stuff. But you wanted to be a Christian?
Yeah cool, Oh yeah, no, no, no, put your church up
that Jesus sounds fine, sounds good to me. You wanted
to be a Muslim, they'd put mosques up right next
to the church. Oh allah, Yeah, cool with them too,
Go ahead, don't care. Sounds good to me. So there
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are religions that are accepting of others, and then there
are religions that are not. And I'm not actually telling
you that religions that reject all others are bad, but
you had better understand when you're dealing with one of those.
I'll tell you that much. When the Communists took over
the Soviet Union, Soviet Union was an Orthodox Christian that
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was its religious base. I've read stories that it would
make you weep of what they did to the pastors there,
torture in them. One pastor, if I remember right, they
carved his face. They carved a smile and his face
like the joker from ear to ear, carved a smile
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in his face, paraded him through the town, and then
buried him alive. When Mao when his Communists took over China,
obviously Buddhism is one of the many different kinds of
religions over there, but one of the main ones. They
couldn't wait to torture and murder. The monks, tear down
the temples, Spanish civil war. You already know, raping the nuns,
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killing the priests. Communism is a religion, and it is
not not a religion that shares space with any other.
It considers any and every other religion a threat to it,
and it will declare war and try to destroy whatever
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other religion is in place when communism takes over. Communists
are religious zealots, and they are communists first first, always.
You know, I played that pastor, this nutball pastor last night.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
The name of our God, I ask you to have
mercy upon the people in our country who we're scared.
Now there are gay, lesbian, and transgender children in It's.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Not a pastor, that's a communist. That's an infiltrator who
found a way to put on the robes. But when
she sees herself in the rear view mirror of her Subaru,
she sees herself as a Communist, not as a pastor.
Jamie O. Hill, this race activist, went on CNN, said.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
This, it's bathrooms today, it's sports today, it's sports tomorrow,
it's the military today.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It's also sports today.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
By the way, Yeah, it is sports today. Americans agreeable,
and that's fine. And guess what the majority sometimes is wrong.
That also happens right because the majority used to believe
that doctor Martin Luther King Jr. Was somebody who was
a threat, that somebody who was not a good American.
The majority of people used to be against civil rights.
Were they right?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
No, they weren't communists. First state senator from Colorado is
what I believe.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
You ever seen that movie Talladega Knights, and you see
that's actually where they're talking around the dinner table and
they're talking about who their what their favorite version of
Jesus is, all right, baby Jesus, I love baby Jesus.
And the guy goes, well, I love Leonard Skidder Jesus.
When angels are behind him and the choir is singing
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and he's playing.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You've got the idea they're communists. First Columbia's residence says
the new pope should back humiliated migrants in the US.
I don't know what the new Pope's gonna do or say,
and I don't much care. It's not my business, it's
not my pope. I don't care, but I know what
the Columbia is, what Columbia's president would like him to do.
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Remember that he's a communist first and a pope second.
Communists do not share religion. And remember this before we
get to some emails. You don't get a say in
whether or not you're at war with these people. And
I'm sorry about that, but that's not how war works.
That's not how fighting works. When one side declares it,
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then you're at war and there's no stopping it. These
people have declared war on whatever your belief system is,
on your way of life, on your belief system, and
they will never stop until they win or until they're defeated.
You only have two choices. There's only two. You can
fight them or surrender to them. And choosing not to
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fight is surrendering because they are fighting and they will win.
You don't get to be a pacifist in this little
war and set down your weapon and cross your fingers
and say, you know what, I don't want to fight.
I'm tired of the fighting. Can't we get along? No,
we cannot. We can fight and we can win. Jesse,
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after talking to my parents, they're both ninety. You know,
pause for a second before I even go on for this.
That's really cool to have parents who are still alive
at ninety years old. And if I sound jealous, it's
because I am. I'm insanely jealous. I miss my dad,
and I'm not bad jealous, don't get me wrong. Good
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good for you. I'm glad you still have your parents.
I think that's freaking cool. Jesse. After talking to my parents,
both of them ninety, they were regretting voting for Trump,
saying he was a communist and turning into a dictator.
I asked my dad how so, and he believed Trump
deported a white citizen to El Salvador because he heard
(08:05):
it on TV. I tried to tell them that the
mainstream media as all eyes and nobody gets their news
from them anymore. I hate arguing with them and love
them both, but it kills me. They don't want to
listen to me. Please help, Well, you want help with
something that I very likely cannot help with, And so
(08:27):
let me explain this, because what you just described is,
according to polls consistent across the board, the demographic that
despises Trump the most or has turned on him the most,
are what The older you are, the more likely it
is you have turned on him. I don't like him,
I don't like it. I don't like what he did here.
(08:49):
I don't like what I did there. Well, it's not
because older people are dumb at all, So don't say that.
I hate generational stereotypes. Ah, these young people are dumb
and lazy. Oh, boomers are dumb. I hate that. Don't
do that. But what it is is, after a certain
amount of time, you get set in your ways and
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it becomes almost impossible to move you off of that. Look. Radio,
I've used this example before. Radio. They always are trying
to tell you what the ratings are and whatnot, and
I don't pay any attention any of that. It frustrates
poor Jewish producer Chris to no end because he loves
that stuff. So I really just give it all to him.
(09:32):
And well, I mean, in this sety with this a demographic.
But here's what I do know about it. You know
who they really really really want listening to the radio,
really want listening to the radio people who are younger.
It's not that they don't value older people at all,
but they're always bringing that up. Well, people under fifty
five love the show, and whenever they get me actually caring,
(09:56):
I always ask, well, why do I care? I don't care.
I'm just doing the show. What does that matter? You
know why it matters because the show is a for
profit enterprise, as you know. It's why we have ads.
It's not a charity. And so the radio company wants
to make money. They make money by people purchasing the
products from the advertisers who advertise on the show. Why
(10:19):
do they want people younger? Because you're still forming your
buying habits now. Once you get past a certain age.
We know this from endless amounts of market research, your
buying habits are really set in stone. It really doesn't
matter where you go from there financially or anything else.
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The kind of car you likes, the kind of car
you like, the kind of food you like, the kind
of food you like. That's the way it is. When
you're older. Once you get past a certain point, you're
used to listening to the news. If you're ninety, you
could turn on ABC when you were younger and reasonably
trust what you heard. I'm sorry about your frustration with
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your parents, but that's probably where the problem lies. Now,
let's do something to make us feel good before we
talk about these illegals getting deported, which you'll feel good too.
Let's talk about tunnel to towers about caring for widows
and orphans. It really does matter, you know what. I've
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always hated it, but I acknowledge it's true that I
forget about the heroes we read about every day when
it when a firefighter dies, I read a name, I
think about it, maybe we even bring it up on
the show, but then I forget. I don't remember that name.
There's a new scandal, there's a new story. There's my life.
You know, who remembers his wife, who's at home, still alone?
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The kids who helps these people tunnel to towers is
the one who takes care of widows and orphans, paying
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Speaker 5 (12:20):
Feeling a little stocky.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday
of fantastic Thursday, and we're deporting entire families, and I
love it, but the fact that it's a story makes it. Hey,
that's a little disheartening when you dwell on it. But
here's the story. The headline is from the New York Post.
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Georgia college student. I love how they frame it. Faces
deportation after running a red light. Police discover her entire
family has been living illegally in the US for years. Years.
These people have been living in the United States of America.
The lady runs a red light, has no driver's license
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at all. And maybe the best part of it is
no oblain Glace, no English because of her non citizen
status Arias Chrystobal what was her name, was paying out
of state tuition for a school despite living in the area.
The officer who pulled her over attempted to speak to
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the teen's mom and the owner of the car, but
neither of them spoke English. Living in the United States
of America as a family for years and nobody seems
to care enough to learn the language is exactly exactly
why we need mass deportations as fast as possible. And this,
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the headline, makes it sound better than it was, And
I say better. I was about to say. Worse is
this is how it's supposed to work. You understand that
this is not left or right wing, or shouldn't be.
I should say that this should not be any issue
at all. When you enter a country illegally, when you
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live in a country illegally, that's a crime. You shouldn't
ever feel safe. And yet, for some reason the country
has been so manipulated through years and years of propaganda,
we somehow feel like we have some special obligation to
the nice ones. Well, he's not MS thirteen. She didn't
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deserve that. You should never feel safe and secure when
you are in a place you are not allowed to be.
If I walk into the bank, then I see somebody
left the door of the manager's office unlocked, and it
says official personnel only, and I go walk through the
door of the manager's office and I sit down at
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his desk. At no point in time should I feel
safe and secure and relaxed and totally chill because I
am someplace I'm not allowed to be, And upon coming
into contact with me, in discovering I'm not allowed to
be there, I should be removed immediately. That is the
basics of immigration. But stories like this has been headline
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news all day that we deported an entire family, including
some quote college student. She's from Mexico. She went back
to Mexico with their family, where her family should have
been all along. This is how deportation is supposed to
work in the United States of America. America. Of course,
don't ask Joe Biden for his best buddy James life.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Or do you take any responsible for ready for responsibility
for not hearing the concerns of voters on the border
security or cost of living sooner? And do you take
any responsibility for Trump's reelection?
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Yes, I do, because look I was in charge any one,
so you know I take responsibility number one. Number two.
You know, you remember we put together a commission leading
with one of the most conservative members of the United
States Senate Oklahoma running it.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
The Democrat Party has a commitment to bringing in as
many foreigners as possible. They just did it. And like
I said, there's a cabal of ten to fifteen GOP
senators who are stopping us from stopping them. And this
really is our big mission right now. And that's a
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long tough battle. Even if we can take out John
Cornyn in a primary next year and we may pull
numbers look good right now. Even if we can, we
still have another ten to go, and it's hard to
take out a senator in a primary. But that is
the battle we have to fight. Honestly, that battle will
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probably last until the day I retire. That's all that
batt will last. That's how long it takes to root
these people out from the GOP. But that is why
we are where we are. That's who's keeping the door
open for Communism to flood into this country. Enough of
that for now, before we do emails, we have to
laugh about Trump and his subtle little jab at rear
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Admiral Pete and when.
Speaker 8 (17:19):
They took over a Buddha diesge who has no clue.
You know, he drives to work in as a bicycle
with with his no afairness with his husband on the back,
which is a nice, loving relationship. But he didn't have
a clue. This guy didn't have a clue, and he's
actually a contend different present.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
He tried so hard to sound kind of half nice
and half presidential about the thing, but he tried too
hard and it ended up coming off more insulting than
even he wanted it to be. I mean why, Yeah,
he rides to work on a bike with his husband
on the back of it.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
When they took over Buddhadedge, who has no clue. You know,
he drives to work on as a bicycle with with
and no affairness with his husband on the back, which
is a nice, loving relationship.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, he doesn't even have a bike seat. No, he
didn't put that on there. What Chris, It's fine. Let's
do some emails next, get the cure for rhinos. He
days with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, reminding you that tomorrow is an ask Doctor
Jesse Friday, and you need to get your questions emailed
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and now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So
I still am just kind of a little bit floored
at how evil Jill Biden is just so evil and heartless.
And maybe you're new listening to the show, so let
me recap what I used to talk about when Joe
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Biden was president. I understand why Democrats would want to
prop Joe Biden up and pretend like he's a functional adult.
And Okay, I really do get it. I don't support it.
It's evil, but I get it. The media, for instance,
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they're trying to push through the Communist Revolution just like
the Democrat Party is, so I can hate them for it.
But I understand the American media kind of ignoring the
whole stuttering Joe thing because if they expose that, it
would have hurt the Communist revolution. So I get that.
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If you're an elected Democrat, if you're Nancy Pelosi, if
you're Chuck Schumer, whoever, I get not talking about it
makes you sound disloyal if you talk about it. Potentially
it hurts your party and upcoming elections if you talk
about it so politically, Hey, let's just pretend like it
doesn't happen professionally, even if you're Jensaki, his press secretary,
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maybe you're one of his campaign people, chief of staff
Ron Klain, you see, you know, But I get you
keeping it quiet. It's your boss. More importantly, probably it's
your employer. That's how you get a paycheck. That's okay,
So hey, let's just kind of get I get all that.
(20:14):
But Jill Biden is his wife. His wife. Now, I
certainly would never pretend to be husband of the Year
anything like that, But could you imagine watching your spouse
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publicly humiliate themselves all the time. What Chris, What Chris said?
What if it's a political marriage? What if she never cared? Look,
I don't want to. I don't even know that I
want to go there, But I can't say that you're wrong.
Maybe that's it. If if aub got dementia or something
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like that, and oub was always losing her train of thought,
she just couldn't have conversations with people, found herself anyway. Whatever.
Look again, I'm not claiming to be spouse of the year,
husband of the year. I'm about the worst one who
ever lived. But we wouldn't go out in public anymore.
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We just wouldn't. I would keep her away from that
because I wouldn't want people laughing at her. I wouldn't
want I wouldn't want her looking bad in front of
other people. You know, I wouldn't. I would want to
protect her from that. Let's get her someplace relaxed, and
get her some care and try to make sure she's
taken care of. That's what a normal person would be.
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Jill Biden not only covered for Joe Biden for four years.
Let's say let's be super nice to Jill Biden. And
let's say after he's elected, you don't want him to
have to resign, because that's a bridge too far. Let's
give her that excuse for four years and say, hey,
he's already elected, let's just get him through it. But
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after four years of embarrassing himself, Jill Biden, we now
know this from sources. She was one of the main
drivers trying to get him to run again. She was
the main one fighting the hardest to keep him from
dropping out. We know that now from all the sources.
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Just think about that for a moment. Your husband is
not embarrassing himself at Applebee's because he can't order the
cheese sticks. He's the president of the United States of America,
and the entire planet makes fun of him, wasn't it.
I think it was Saudi Arabia, right, Chris, that put
out the like their Saturday Night Live. They had a
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skit mocking him. Oh, Italy did it too. Yeah, it
was about to say Italy too. Multiple other countries around
the globe. You don't have to pull him up, Chris,
Multiple countries around the planet openly mocked our president because
he has dementia and he can't talk, and he can't
think anymore. Jill Biden watched what very few spouses historically
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have ever had to watch. She watched as her husband
was mocked by the entire world, and she wanted more
of it. And then after he gets shoved out of
the race anyway, finally he's done with politics and the
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political life. And Jill Biden, because she has a new
political gig in DC, dresses poor Joe up in a
suit and drags him on a media tour and then
sits there while this happens.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Allegations are are these sources wrong?
Speaker 7 (24:00):
They are wrong. There's nothing to sustain that number one.
Number two, you know, think of what we were left with.
We left with a circumstance where we we had an insurrection.
I started not sense the civil war. We had a
circumstance where we were in a position that we well
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the pandemic because of the incompetence of the last outfit,
end up over a million people dying, million people dying.
And we're also in a situation where we found ourselves
unable to deal with a lot of just basic issues.
And I won't go into it in interest of time.
And so we went to work and we got it
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done and you know. One of the things that.
Speaker 9 (24:50):
That well, well, you know, one of the things I
think is that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
People those books. He made it a very rough minute,
losing his train of thought ten times, and finally his
wife has to step in on a national show. And
this is all completely optional. It's not as if he
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needs to do any of these things to complete his
duties as president, or even doing any fundraising duties as
a Democrat holding a fundraiser somewhere. This is all a
pr tour for his wife, who has a new gig
in Washington, DC. Jill Biden must not even have a
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soul anymore, unless unless it's like Chris said, And maybe
you're right, Chris, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
We're going to move on, and gets to some emails.
But maybe it was I don't know their history or
their relationship, but maybe it's always just been about power
in politics. Maybe that's maybe that's just it. Maybe that's
what they are. It's about power, it's about politics, and
as long as they're still together, it's going to be
about power and it's about politics. I don't know, but
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that's a really, really terrible thing. That's a really terrible thing. Anyway,
here was Joe too.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Why do you think the vice president lost?
Speaker 5 (26:19):
And were you surprised?
Speaker 7 (26:22):
I wasn't surprised, Not because I didn't think the vice
president must qualified person to be president. She is, she's
qualified to be president the United States of America. But
I was surprised. I wasn't surprised because they went the
route of the sexistirit of the whole roote. I mean,
this is a woman, she's this, she's I mean, really,
(26:43):
I've never seen quite as successful and a consistent campaign
under cutting the notion that a woman couldn't lead the country,
and a woman of mixed race.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Democrats are going to have a very hard time winning
national life. Keep telling the whole country there are a
bunch of racist sexists. Keep scolding everybody, keep lecturing everybody,
keep talking down to everybody. We'll see where that gets you. Anyway,
let's get to some emails before we get to making
fun of Bernie Sanders and Fatima Goss Graves and tearing
(27:16):
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(28:42):
me that the Who Great American Band doing their final
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sure you go out and get your tickets shortly. Jesse,
thanks for talking about frozen pizzas. The other night. You
brought up Totino's party pizza, which was a staple of
my college nutrition. I'm now fifty two and I haven't
(29:05):
had one in thirty years, but after you spoke of them,
I gave it a try once again. They're as good
as I remember, And when my wife went to the
store the other day, I asked her to get me
a few. She gave me a look, but bought them,
and I couldn't be happier. Though I know they're bad
for me. So thanks, I guess I'm gonna give you.
(29:26):
I'm gonna give you a little Totino's tidbit from White
Trash Jesse. Okay, one still the best value for the
money in the in the frozen pizza world, especially when
you find it get like Costco or someplace like that.
Christe Selm in like five or ten packs. Can't believe
the deal you can get on these things. That's one. Two,
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you want a little tidbit, you don't have to make
them in the oven. That is the superior way to
make them. I want to make sure I'm crystal clear
about that. The superior way to make a Totino's pizza
in the oven you get the crust crissed up and
everything else. But let's say maybe you're in a hurry.
Maybe maybe you don't have ano it. Maybe you're out
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on an oil rig, or maybe you're in a college
dorm room or whatever it may be. Maybe you're road tripping.
Here's what you do. You get a Totino's pizza. Open
up the wrapper. I didn't say take it out of
the wrapper. Open up one end of the wrapper. Microwave it.
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I don't want to give you a time for how
long to microwave it, but microwave it. Maybe you're sitting
here saying, Jesse, that won't work. The crust will get
soft or sogg it. That's part of where we're going.
Stay with me. When it's done, you roll it up.
Then it becomes a Mexican Italian hybrid. It becomes a
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pizza burrito, and you can leave it halfway in the wrapper.
If you're road tripping, you only need one hand. Drive
down the road, Comala down your Totinos. Life is good? What, Chris,
what how many times have I been to the burn unit.
It's funny you brought that up, Chris, because the very
first time I did this, I would look. I want
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everyone to learn from my mistakes. I want you to
learn from me. You get your wisdom from the pain
that I've gone through by being an idiot. The very
first time I did this, I was road tripping and
I was in a hurry, and I nuked it, which
was brilliant at the time. But I left out one
very very key part of it, and that was leaving
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half of it in the wrapper because there's all that
molten hot lava, cheese and grease that's on the inside
and gravity doing what it's gonna do. It's gonna want
to come out the back end. And I was wearing shorts.
I was in the Marines at the time. I knuke it.
It's piping hot, no big deal. I take it to
the car, I roll it, start driving, grab it with
(32:05):
one hand. I'm still in the parking lot. By the
grace of God, I was still in the gas station
parking lot, although the car was moving. I take one
bite and I didn't I didn't even see it because
I was driving. I was looking both ways. It felt
it seriously felt like somebody had dropped a miniature nuclear
bomb on the inside of my right thigh. I can
still point to where it was. Oh my goodness, and
(32:29):
I'm glad you weren't there to hear the sounds I made.
And part of it was what if that had been
a few inches higher? I don't know. I don't know.
We might not have James and Luke today. Do you
hear Cash Mattel what he said?
Speaker 10 (32:44):
Well, you asked if I was weaponizing the FBI, and
I am not. I'm giving you the hard, concrete examples
of the men and women putting handcuffs on bad people
doing harm to our children and innocent Americans.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I don't.
Speaker 10 (32:53):
You can't have a weaponization.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Have placed on leave FBI employees responsible for the investigation
of January. That sounds political to me.
Speaker 10 (33:02):
I have not placed anyone on leave who has not
violated their ethical obligation or their oath.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Just want to recap this again. I'll let them start again,
but I want to recap again. The guy was complaining
about why my parents have soured on Trump. He deported
a white Maryland Why are my parents? If you are older,
the chances are higher that you will believe the news
(33:30):
because you used to be able to kind of believe
the news. It wasn't as evil as it is now.
So if for sixty years you've tuned into NBC to
catch the news of the day, well now you get
outright lies, you get Democrat talking points. But that's what
you got used to, That's what you do. This is
(33:53):
why they tell the lies they tell. I'll play it again.
Listen to the lie. Credit to cash, buttell he doesn't
let her get away with it. Listen to just the
blatant lie she tells. And people ask, how do they
try it? Why do they even try it? How do
they get away with this? They get away with it
because of people who only watch the new.
Speaker 10 (34:10):
Well, you asked if I was weaponizing the FBI, and
I am not. I'm giving you the hard, concrete examples
of the men and women putting handcuffs on bad people
doing harm to our children and innocent Americans. Weaponization.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
Have placed on leave FBI employees responsible for the investigation
of January sixth. That sounds political to me.
Speaker 10 (34:29):
I have not placed anyone on leave.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Cool, that's I'll let them keep going. But that's a
United States Senator and that's an outright lie. It's a
black and white lie, not kind of gray and outright lie.
Why because your parents will see it on the news.
Speaker 10 (34:46):
Has not violated their ethical obligation or their oaths.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
So if they.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Were investigating January sixth, you believe they were violating an
ethic copl Nope.
Speaker 10 (34:55):
I think the common theme here is you putting words
in my mouth, and I'm not going to tolerate it,
nor will the men and women of the f Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
Well, you did place on leave an analyst responsible for
investigating Russia's meddling in the twenty sixteen election. Is that politicization?
Is that retribution?
Speaker 10 (35:10):
No? Not if she broke the law or the ethical guidelines.
I don't know which case you're talking about, but that's
the standard. And we will hold ourselves inwardly accountable and
we will not be strayed from our mission because people
think we are politicizing the bureau. If you want to
talk about someone who is attacked by a weaponized bureau,
you're looking at him. And now he's the director of
the FBI and he's cleaning.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
It up a world of make believe. Your liberal aunt
Peggy lives in a world of make believe that is
constructed for her by Democrat politicians, media people, and professors.
A world of make belief.
Speaker 9 (35:45):
As you and the President continue to weaponize and investigate
is perceived enemies as you follow this blueprint, When can I,
a former impeachment manager, expect the FBI at my door, ma'am?
Speaker 10 (35:58):
You want to know who was targeted by reponize FBI me.
You want to know how and why? You want to
know what I'm.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Doing to fix it?
Speaker 9 (36:05):
Let me move on.
Speaker 10 (36:05):
Well, you should read the book because there's no enemy's
list on that book.
Speaker 11 (36:08):
There are people that violated their constitutional obligations and their
duties to the American people, and they were rightly called out.
And you should give that book to every one of
your constituents that they can read about it.
Speaker 9 (36:19):
I won't be doing that.
Speaker 10 (36:20):
That's their loss.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Mmm mm hmm. Cash probably took his chalk this morning,
That's what I'm guessing. Don't shake your head, Chris, that
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This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a fantastic Thursday. We'll talk Well, the Columbia's president is
all on board with the more illegal immigration. Well just
don't I know you don't care about Columbia. But we'll
(00:32):
talk about the illegal immigration talk here in just a
moment as it pertains to the churches around the world
and whatnot. We're gonna talk about an illegal immigrant family
that was deported and that's a wonderful story. We're gonna
get to some emails. We are going to discuss what
Bernie Sanders said. I'm gonna try to get to Joe
Biden on the View this hour. If not, I will
(00:52):
get to it that next hour and Tomorrow's asked doctor
Jesse Friday to get your ask Doctor Jesse questions emailed
in right now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So,
I again just want to remind you of this. The
only reason I'm going to read this story is because
it goes along the lines of what we've said before,
(01:14):
what we will say over and over and over and
over again. Communists are religious, not ideological, not political religious.
They view all other religions as competing religions. And let's
pause on this for a moment, because let's discuss religion
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and history and societies and how it works. There have
been and remain all kinds of different religious belief systems
around the globe always, and a lot of them, a
lot of them are very very understanding and accepting of
other religious beliefs. For instance, as crazy as this sounds,
(01:56):
the Mongols were actually famous for this. Can you believe
that the Jungle's famous for their tolerance? I realized when
they weren't slaughtering millions of people that that kind of
falls on dead fears when you're trying to sell that.
But the Mongols were totally okay with whatever you believed,
and they didn't at all feel like it messed up
what they believed. They had this belief system that's very much.
(02:19):
You see this with a lot of tribal people's very much.
You know, sun and land and water and wind and
all this other stuff. But you wanted to be a Christian?
Yeah cool, Oh yeah, no, no, no, put your church up
that Jesus sounds fine, sounds good to me. You wanted
to be a Muslim, they'd put mosques up right next
to the church. Oh allah, Yeah, cool with them too,
Go ahead, don't care. Sounds good to me. So there
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are religions that are accepting of others, and then there
are religions that are not. And I'm not actually telling
you that religions that reject all others are bad, but
you had better understand when you're dealing with one of those.
I'll tell you that much. When the Communists took over
the Soviet Union, Soviet Union was an Orthodox Christian that
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was its religious base. I've read stories that it would
make you weep of what they did to the pastors there,
torture in them. One pastor, if I remember right, they
carved his face. They carved a smile and his face
like the joker from ear to ear, carved a smile
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in his face, paraded him through the town, and then
buried him alive. When Mao when his Communists took over China,
obviously Buddhism is one of the many different kinds of
religions over there, but one of the main ones. They
couldn't wait to torture and murder. The monks, tear down
the temples, Spanish civil war. You already know, raping the nuns,
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killing the priests. Communism is a religion, and it is
not not a religion that shares space with any other.
It considers any and every other religion a threat to it,
and it will declare war and try to destroy whatever
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other religion is in place when communism takes over. Communists
are religious zealots, and they are communists first first, always.
You know, I played that pastor, this nutball pastor last night.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
The name of our God, I ask you to have
mercy upon the people in our country who we're scared.
Now there are gay, lesbian, and transgender children in It's.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Not a pastor, that's a communist. That's an infiltrator who
found a way to put on the robes. But when
she sees herself in the rear view mirror of her Subaru,
she sees herself as a Communist, not as a pastor.
Jamie O. Hill, this race activist, went on CNN, said.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
This, it's bathrooms today, it's sports today, it's sports tomorrow,
it's the military today.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It's also sports today.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
By the way, Yeah, it is sports today. Americans agreeable,
and that's fine. And guess what the majority sometimes is wrong.
That also happens right because the majority used to believe
that doctor Martin Luther King Jr. Was somebody who was
a threat, that somebody who was not a good American.
The majority of people used to be against civil rights.
Were they right?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
No, they weren't communists. First state senator from Colorado is
what I believe.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
You ever seen that movie Talladega Knights, and you see
that's actually where they're talking around the dinner table and
they're talking about who their what their favorite version of
Jesus is, all right, baby Jesus, I love baby Jesus.
And the guy goes, well, I love Leonard Skidder Jesus.
When angels are behind him and the choir is singing
(05:54):
and he's playing.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You've got the idea they're communists. First Columbia's residence says
the new pope should back humiliated migrants in the US.
I don't know what the new Pope's gonna do or say,
and I don't much care. It's not my business, it's
not my pope. I don't care, but I know what
the Columbia is, what Columbia's president would like him to do.
(06:16):
Remember that he's a communist first and a pope second.
Communists do not share religion. And remember this before we
get to some emails. You don't get a say in
whether or not you're at war with these people. And
I'm sorry about that, but that's not how war works.
That's not how fighting works. When one side declares it,
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then you're at war and there's no stopping it. These
people have declared war on whatever your belief system is,
on your way of life, on your belief system, and
they will never stop until they win or until they're defeated.
You only have two choices. There's only two. You can
fight them or surrender to them. And choosing not to
(07:03):
fight is surrendering because they are fighting and they will win.
You don't get to be a pacifist in this little
war and set down your weapon and cross your fingers
and say, you know what, I don't want to fight.
I'm tired of the fighting. Can't we get along? No,
we cannot. We can fight and we can win. Jesse,
(07:23):
after talking to my parents, they're both ninety. You know,
pause for a second before I even go on for this.
That's really cool to have parents who are still alive
at ninety years old. And if I sound jealous, it's
because I am. I'm insanely jealous. I miss my dad,
and I'm not bad jealous, don't get me wrong. Good
(07:45):
good for you. I'm glad you still have your parents.
I think that's freaking cool. Jesse. After talking to my parents,
both of them ninety, they were regretting voting for Trump,
saying he was a communist and turning into a dictator.
I asked my dad how so, and he believed Trump
deported a white citizen to El Salvador because he heard
(08:05):
it on TV. I tried to tell them that the
mainstream media as all eyes and nobody gets their news
from them anymore. I hate arguing with them and love
them both, but it kills me. They don't want to
listen to me. Please help, Well, you want help with
something that I very likely cannot help with, And so
(08:27):
let me explain this, because what you just described is,
according to polls consistent across the board, the demographic that
despises Trump the most or has turned on him the most,
are what The older you are, the more likely it
is you have turned on him. I don't like him,
I don't like it. I don't like what he did here.
(08:49):
I don't like what I did there. Well, it's not
because older people are dumb at all, So don't say that.
I hate generational stereotypes. Ah, these young people are dumb
and lazy. Oh, boomers are dumb. I hate that. Don't
do that. But what it is is, after a certain
amount of time, you get set in your ways and
(09:12):
it becomes almost impossible to move you off of that. Look. Radio,
I've used this example before. Radio. They always are trying
to tell you what the ratings are and whatnot, and
I don't pay any attention any of that. It frustrates
poor Jewish producer Chris to no end because he loves
that stuff. So I really just give it all to him.
(09:32):
And well, I mean, in this sety with this a demographic.
But here's what I do know about it. You know
who they really really really want listening to the radio,
really want listening to the radio people who are younger.
It's not that they don't value older people at all,
but they're always bringing that up. Well, people under fifty
five love the show, and whenever they get me actually caring,
(09:56):
I always ask, well, why do I care? I don't care.
I'm just doing the show. What does that matter? You
know why it matters because the show is a for
profit enterprise, as you know. It's why we have ads.
It's not a charity. And so the radio company wants
to make money. They make money by people purchasing the
products from the advertisers who advertise on the show. Why
(10:19):
do they want people younger? Because you're still forming your
buying habits now. Once you get past a certain age.
We know this from endless amounts of market research, your
buying habits are really set in stone. It really doesn't
matter where you go from there financially or anything else.
(10:39):
The kind of car you likes, the kind of car
you like, the kind of food you like, the kind
of food you like. That's the way it is. When
you're older. Once you get past a certain point, you're
used to listening to the news. If you're ninety, you
could turn on ABC when you were younger and reasonably
trust what you heard. I'm sorry about your frustration with
(11:03):
your parents, but that's probably where the problem lies. Now,
let's do something to make us feel good before we
talk about these illegals getting deported, which you'll feel good too.
Let's talk about tunnel to towers about caring for widows
and orphans. It really does matter, you know what. I've
(11:25):
always hated it, but I acknowledge it's true that I
forget about the heroes we read about every day when
it when a firefighter dies, I read a name, I
think about it, maybe we even bring it up on
the show, but then I forget. I don't remember that name.
There's a new scandal, there's a new story. There's my life.
You know, who remembers his wife, who's at home, still alone?
(11:46):
The kids who helps these people tunnel to towers is
the one who takes care of widows and orphans, paying
off their mortgages. They get homeless veterans off the street,
building these special smart homes for veterans who lost their arms, legs,
and combat. And all they've ever asked is eleven dollars
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Speaker 5 (12:20):
Feeling a little stocky.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly DC.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday
of fantastic Thursday, and we're deporting entire families, and I
love it, but the fact that it's a story makes it. Hey,
that's a little disheartening when you dwell on it. But
here's the story. The headline is from the New York Post.
(12:44):
Georgia college student. I love how they frame it. Faces
deportation after running a red light. Police discover her entire
family has been living illegally in the US for years. Years.
These people have been living in the United States of America.
The lady runs a red light, has no driver's license
(13:05):
at all. And maybe the best part of it is
no oblain Glace, no English because of her non citizen
status Arias Chrystobal what was her name, was paying out
of state tuition for a school despite living in the area.
The officer who pulled her over attempted to speak to
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the teen's mom and the owner of the car, but
neither of them spoke English. Living in the United States
of America as a family for years and nobody seems
to care enough to learn the language is exactly exactly
why we need mass deportations as fast as possible. And this,
(13:51):
the headline, makes it sound better than it was, And
I say better. I was about to say. Worse is
this is how it's supposed to work. You understand that
this is not left or right wing, or shouldn't be.
I should say that this should not be any issue
at all. When you enter a country illegally, when you
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live in a country illegally, that's a crime. You shouldn't
ever feel safe. And yet, for some reason the country
has been so manipulated through years and years of propaganda,
we somehow feel like we have some special obligation to
the nice ones. Well, he's not MS thirteen. She didn't
(14:34):
deserve that. You should never feel safe and secure when
you are in a place you are not allowed to be.
If I walk into the bank, then I see somebody
left the door of the manager's office unlocked, and it
says official personnel only, and I go walk through the
door of the manager's office and I sit down at
(14:56):
his desk. At no point in time should I feel
safe and secure and relaxed and totally chill because I
am someplace I'm not allowed to be, And upon coming
into contact with me, in discovering I'm not allowed to
be there, I should be removed immediately. That is the
basics of immigration. But stories like this has been headline
(15:20):
news all day that we deported an entire family, including
some quote college student. She's from Mexico. She went back
to Mexico with their family, where her family should have
been all along. This is how deportation is supposed to
work in the United States of America. America. Of course,
don't ask Joe Biden for his best buddy James life.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Or do you take any responsible for ready for responsibility
for not hearing the concerns of voters on the border
security or cost of living sooner? And do you take
any responsibility for Trump's reelection?
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Yes, I do, because look I was in charge any one,
so you know I take responsibility number one. Number two.
You know, you remember we put together a commission leading
with one of the most conservative members of the United
States Senate Oklahoma running it.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
The Democrat Party has a commitment to bringing in as
many foreigners as possible. They just did it. And like
I said, there's a cabal of ten to fifteen GOP
senators who are stopping us from stopping them. And this
really is our big mission right now. And that's a
(16:33):
long tough battle. Even if we can take out John
Cornyn in a primary next year and we may pull
numbers look good right now. Even if we can, we
still have another ten to go, and it's hard to
take out a senator in a primary. But that is
the battle we have to fight. Honestly, that battle will
(16:56):
probably last until the day I retire. That's all that
batt will last. That's how long it takes to root
these people out from the GOP. But that is why
we are where we are. That's who's keeping the door
open for Communism to flood into this country. Enough of
that for now, before we do emails, we have to
laugh about Trump and his subtle little jab at rear
(17:18):
Admiral Pete and when.
Speaker 8 (17:19):
They took over a Buddha diesge who has no clue.
You know, he drives to work in as a bicycle
with with his no afairness with his husband on the back,
which is a nice, loving relationship. But he didn't have
a clue. This guy didn't have a clue, and he's
actually a contend different present.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
He tried so hard to sound kind of half nice
and half presidential about the thing, but he tried too
hard and it ended up coming off more insulting than
even he wanted it to be. I mean why, Yeah,
he rides to work on a bike with his husband
on the back of it.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
When they took over Buddhadedge, who has no clue. You know,
he drives to work on as a bicycle with with
and no affairness with his husband on the back, which
is a nice, loving relationship.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, he doesn't even have a bike seat. No, he
didn't put that on there. What Chris, It's fine. Let's
do some emails next, get the cure for rhinos. He
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(18:26):
and now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So
I still am just kind of a little bit floored
at how evil Jill Biden is just so evil and heartless.
And maybe you're new listening to the show, so let
me recap what I used to talk about when Joe
(18:47):
Biden was president. I understand why Democrats would want to
prop Joe Biden up and pretend like he's a functional adult.
And Okay, I really do get it. I don't support it.
It's evil, but I get it. The media, for instance,
(19:07):
they're trying to push through the Communist Revolution just like
the Democrat Party is, so I can hate them for it.
But I understand the American media kind of ignoring the
whole stuttering Joe thing because if they expose that, it
would have hurt the Communist revolution. So I get that.
(19:28):
If you're an elected Democrat, if you're Nancy Pelosi, if
you're Chuck Schumer, whoever, I get not talking about it
makes you sound disloyal if you talk about it. Potentially
it hurts your party and upcoming elections if you talk
about it so politically, Hey, let's just pretend like it
doesn't happen professionally, even if you're Jensaki, his press secretary,
(19:53):
maybe you're one of his campaign people, chief of staff
Ron Klain, you see, you know, But I get you
keeping it quiet. It's your boss. More importantly, probably it's
your employer. That's how you get a paycheck. That's okay,
So hey, let's just kind of get I get all that.
(20:14):
But Jill Biden is his wife. His wife. Now, I
certainly would never pretend to be husband of the Year
anything like that, But could you imagine watching your spouse
(20:35):
publicly humiliate themselves all the time. What Chris, What Chris said?
What if it's a political marriage? What if she never cared? Look,
I don't want to. I don't even know that I
want to go there, But I can't say that you're wrong.
Maybe that's it. If if aub got dementia or something
(21:00):
like that, and oub was always losing her train of thought,
she just couldn't have conversations with people, found herself anyway. Whatever.
Look again, I'm not claiming to be spouse of the year,
husband of the year. I'm about the worst one who
ever lived. But we wouldn't go out in public anymore.
(21:23):
We just wouldn't. I would keep her away from that
because I wouldn't want people laughing at her. I wouldn't
want I wouldn't want her looking bad in front of
other people. You know, I wouldn't. I would want to
protect her from that. Let's get her someplace relaxed, and
get her some care and try to make sure she's
taken care of. That's what a normal person would be.
(21:44):
Jill Biden not only covered for Joe Biden for four years.
Let's say let's be super nice to Jill Biden. And
let's say after he's elected, you don't want him to
have to resign, because that's a bridge too far. Let's
give her that excuse for four years and say, hey,
he's already elected, let's just get him through it. But
(22:07):
after four years of embarrassing himself, Jill Biden, we now
know this from sources. She was one of the main
drivers trying to get him to run again. She was
the main one fighting the hardest to keep him from
dropping out. We know that now from all the sources.
(22:28):
Just think about that for a moment. Your husband is
not embarrassing himself at Applebee's because he can't order the
cheese sticks. He's the president of the United States of America,
and the entire planet makes fun of him, wasn't it.
I think it was Saudi Arabia, right, Chris, that put
out the like their Saturday Night Live. They had a
(22:50):
skit mocking him. Oh, Italy did it too. Yeah, it
was about to say Italy too. Multiple other countries around
the globe. You don't have to pull him up, Chris,
Multiple countries around the planet openly mocked our president because
he has dementia and he can't talk, and he can't
think anymore. Jill Biden watched what very few spouses historically
(23:17):
have ever had to watch. She watched as her husband
was mocked by the entire world, and she wanted more
of it. And then after he gets shoved out of
the race anyway, finally he's done with politics and the
(23:38):
political life. And Jill Biden, because she has a new
political gig in DC, dresses poor Joe up in a
suit and drags him on a media tour and then
sits there while this happens.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Allegations are are these sources wrong?
Speaker 7 (24:00):
They are wrong. There's nothing to sustain that number one.
Number two, you know, think of what we were left with.
We left with a circumstance where we we had an insurrection.
I started not sense the civil war. We had a
circumstance where we were in a position that we well
(24:24):
the pandemic because of the incompetence of the last outfit,
end up over a million people dying, million people dying.
And we're also in a situation where we found ourselves
unable to deal with a lot of just basic issues.
And I won't go into it in interest of time.
And so we went to work and we got it
(24:46):
done and you know. One of the things that.
Speaker 9 (24:50):
That well, well, you know, one of the things I
think is that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
People those books. He made it a very rough minute,
losing his train of thought ten times, and finally his
wife has to step in on a national show. And
this is all completely optional. It's not as if he
(25:17):
needs to do any of these things to complete his
duties as president, or even doing any fundraising duties as
a Democrat holding a fundraiser somewhere. This is all a
pr tour for his wife, who has a new gig
in Washington, DC. Jill Biden must not even have a
(25:42):
soul anymore, unless unless it's like Chris said, And maybe
you're right, Chris, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
We're going to move on, and gets to some emails.
But maybe it was I don't know their history or
their relationship, but maybe it's always just been about power
in politics. Maybe that's maybe that's just it. Maybe that's
what they are. It's about power, it's about politics, and
as long as they're still together, it's going to be
about power and it's about politics. I don't know, but
(26:11):
that's a really, really terrible thing. That's a really terrible thing. Anyway,
here was Joe too.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Why do you think the vice president lost?
Speaker 5 (26:19):
And were you surprised?
Speaker 7 (26:22):
I wasn't surprised, Not because I didn't think the vice
president must qualified person to be president. She is, she's
qualified to be president the United States of America. But
I was surprised. I wasn't surprised because they went the
route of the sexistirit of the whole roote. I mean,
this is a woman, she's this, she's I mean, really,
(26:43):
I've never seen quite as successful and a consistent campaign
under cutting the notion that a woman couldn't lead the country,
and a woman of mixed race.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Democrats are going to have a very hard time winning
national life. Keep telling the whole country there are a
bunch of racist sexists. Keep scolding everybody, keep lecturing everybody,
keep talking down to everybody. We'll see where that gets you. Anyway,
let's get to some emails before we get to making
fun of Bernie Sanders and Fatima Goss Graves and tearing
(27:16):
down statues. Let's first tear down the pain in your
life that doesn't make a lot of sense. Let's get
rid of the pain in your life, the daily pain
that holds you back What is it that you used
to do physically that now you either don't do or
you dread. Work in construction, even maybe even sitting at
(27:37):
a desk, back foot neck, standing all day. You don't
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a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a fantastic Thursday. And that song, of course reminds
(28:42):
me that the Who Great American Band doing their final
North America tour. So if you want to, if you
want to hear American Woman and other who classics. Make
sure you go out and get your tickets shortly. Jesse,
thanks for talking about frozen pizzas. The other night. You
brought up Totino's party pizza, which was a staple of
my college nutrition. I'm now fifty two and I haven't
(29:05):
had one in thirty years, but after you spoke of them,
I gave it a try once again. They're as good
as I remember, And when my wife went to the
store the other day, I asked her to get me
a few. She gave me a look, but bought them,
and I couldn't be happier. Though I know they're bad
for me. So thanks, I guess I'm gonna give you.
(29:26):
I'm gonna give you a little Totino's tidbit from White
Trash Jesse. Okay, one still the best value for the
money in the in the frozen pizza world, especially when
you find it get like Costco or someplace like that.
Christe Selm in like five or ten packs. Can't believe
the deal you can get on these things. That's one. Two,
(29:48):
you want a little tidbit, you don't have to make
them in the oven. That is the superior way to
make them. I want to make sure I'm crystal clear
about that. The superior way to make a Totino's pizza
in the oven you get the crust crissed up and
everything else. But let's say maybe you're in a hurry.
Maybe maybe you don't have ano it. Maybe you're out
(30:11):
on an oil rig, or maybe you're in a college
dorm room or whatever it may be. Maybe you're road tripping.
Here's what you do. You get a Totino's pizza. Open
up the wrapper. I didn't say take it out of
the wrapper. Open up one end of the wrapper. Microwave it.
(30:32):
I don't want to give you a time for how
long to microwave it, but microwave it. Maybe you're sitting
here saying, Jesse, that won't work. The crust will get
soft or sogg it. That's part of where we're going.
Stay with me. When it's done, you roll it up.
Then it becomes a Mexican Italian hybrid. It becomes a
(30:58):
pizza burrito, and you can leave it halfway in the wrapper.
If you're road tripping, you only need one hand. Drive
down the road, Comala down your Totinos. Life is good? What, Chris,
what how many times have I been to the burn unit.
It's funny you brought that up, Chris, because the very
first time I did this, I would look. I want
(31:21):
everyone to learn from my mistakes. I want you to
learn from me. You get your wisdom from the pain
that I've gone through by being an idiot. The very
first time I did this, I was road tripping and
I was in a hurry, and I nuked it, which
was brilliant at the time. But I left out one
very very key part of it, and that was leaving
(31:42):
half of it in the wrapper because there's all that
molten hot lava, cheese and grease that's on the inside
and gravity doing what it's gonna do. It's gonna want
to come out the back end. And I was wearing shorts.
I was in the Marines at the time. I knuke it.
It's piping hot, no big deal. I take it to
the car, I roll it, start driving, grab it with
(32:05):
one hand. I'm still in the parking lot. By the
grace of God, I was still in the gas station
parking lot, although the car was moving. I take one
bite and I didn't I didn't even see it because
I was driving. I was looking both ways. It felt
it seriously felt like somebody had dropped a miniature nuclear
bomb on the inside of my right thigh. I can
still point to where it was. Oh my goodness, and
(32:29):
I'm glad you weren't there to hear the sounds I made.
And part of it was what if that had been
a few inches higher? I don't know. I don't know.
We might not have James and Luke today. Do you
hear Cash Mattel what he said?
Speaker 10 (32:44):
Well, you asked if I was weaponizing the FBI, and
I am not. I'm giving you the hard, concrete examples
of the men and women putting handcuffs on bad people
doing harm to our children and innocent Americans.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I don't.
Speaker 10 (32:53):
You can't have a weaponization.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Have placed on leave FBI employees responsible for the investigation
of January. That sounds political to me.
Speaker 10 (33:02):
I have not placed anyone on leave who has not
violated their ethical obligation or their oath.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Just want to recap this again. I'll let them start again,
but I want to recap again. The guy was complaining
about why my parents have soured on Trump. He deported
a white Maryland Why are my parents? If you are older,
the chances are higher that you will believe the news
(33:30):
because you used to be able to kind of believe
the news. It wasn't as evil as it is now.
So if for sixty years you've tuned into NBC to
catch the news of the day, well now you get
outright lies, you get Democrat talking points. But that's what
you got used to, That's what you do. This is
(33:53):
why they tell the lies they tell. I'll play it again.
Listen to the lie. Credit to cash, buttell he doesn't
let her get away with it. Listen to just the
blatant lie she tells. And people ask, how do they
try it? Why do they even try it? How do
they get away with this? They get away with it
because of people who only watch the new.
Speaker 10 (34:10):
Well, you asked if I was weaponizing the FBI, and
I am not. I'm giving you the hard, concrete examples
of the men and women putting handcuffs on bad people
doing harm to our children and innocent Americans. Weaponization.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
Have placed on leave FBI employees responsible for the investigation
of January sixth. That sounds political to me.
Speaker 10 (34:29):
I have not placed anyone on leave.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Cool, that's I'll let them keep going. But that's a
United States Senator and that's an outright lie. It's a
black and white lie, not kind of gray and outright lie.
Why because your parents will see it on the news.
Speaker 10 (34:46):
Has not violated their ethical obligation or their oaths.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
So if they.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Were investigating January sixth, you believe they were violating an
ethic copl Nope.
Speaker 10 (34:55):
I think the common theme here is you putting words
in my mouth, and I'm not going to tolerate it,
nor will the men and women of the f Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
Well, you did place on leave an analyst responsible for
investigating Russia's meddling in the twenty sixteen election. Is that politicization?
Is that retribution?
Speaker 10 (35:10):
No? Not if she broke the law or the ethical guidelines.
I don't know which case you're talking about, but that's
the standard. And we will hold ourselves inwardly accountable and
we will not be strayed from our mission because people
think we are politicizing the bureau. If you want to
talk about someone who is attacked by a weaponized bureau,
you're looking at him. And now he's the director of
the FBI and he's cleaning.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
It up a world of make believe. Your liberal aunt
Peggy lives in a world of make believe that is
constructed for her by Democrat politicians, media people, and professors.
A world of make belief.
Speaker 9 (35:45):
As you and the President continue to weaponize and investigate
is perceived enemies as you follow this blueprint, When can I,
a former impeachment manager, expect the FBI at my door, ma'am?
Speaker 10 (35:58):
You want to know who was targeted by reponize FBI me.
You want to know how and why? You want to
know what I'm.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Doing to fix it?
Speaker 9 (36:05):
Let me move on.
Speaker 10 (36:05):
Well, you should read the book because there's no enemy's
list on that book.
Speaker 11 (36:08):
There are people that violated their constitutional obligations and their
duties to the American people, and they were rightly called out.
And you should give that book to every one of
your constituents that they can read about it.
Speaker 9 (36:19):
I won't be doing that.
Speaker 10 (36:20):
That's their loss.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Mmm mm hmm. Cash probably took his chalk this morning,
That's what I'm guessing. Don't shake your head, Chris, that
I know a man who's on a male vitality stack.
When I see one, I like it. I like knowing
that there are other dudes out there doing something about
their energy and their focus and their mood, not shrinking
(36:42):
away not shriveling up. Ladies. You too, we need energy.
We got a long fight ahead of us. If nothing else,
maybe you have to go to one of your kid's
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