April 11, 2025 • 36 mins
The System doesn’t want capable people, they only want loyal people. Stacey Abrams is standing up against cafeteria discrimination. How Stacy’s terrible book will still be a best seller and the reason is jaw dropping. Does ‘taking full responsibility’ actually mean anything anymore? Reaching the point of maximum distrust with the government.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a spectacular, a wonderful Friday. We're gonna make fun of
Stacy Abrams. Then we'll talk about government language, some dudes
dating a woman with a nose ring, all that, somebody's
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mad about Donald Trump on spending, and so much more. Ooh,
including some good deportation nudes. All that and so much
more coming up on The Jesse Kelly Show in the
second hour. Now, I'm gonna first begin here because it's
an endlessly funny thing to me. I've been snickering about
it for an entire day. I meant to get to
it last night. I just didn't have time. But Stacy Abrams.
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You know who Stacy Abrams is. She's man. She's such
great evidence of how Democrat politics work in this country,
and how there's been a system put into place not
of merit, but of being a member of the system.
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We've talked about this before, a system membership card. Let's
recap this for those who may be new to the show.
A country's built on its institutions, as we've already talked
about tonight, ideally, you want your institutions to be separate,
not so they can always work against each other, but
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so that's a possibility, you see. You don't want, let's
say there's a virus from China. You don't want the
American media to work hand in hand with the government,
who also works hand in hand with the medical establishment,
to agree on one false narrative that is devastating for
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a country. You want these institutions to be separate, okay.
But after years and years and years of neglect by us,
in years of communist infiltration, what we have now is
all of our institutions speak with one voice, believe the
same thing. They've all been captured by the communists. And
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that's why Hollywood says the same thing, the CDC says,
which says the same thing, the university says, which says
the same thing, the media says, which says the same thing,
the FBI. You get the idea, and I call it
the system. Okay, the system. Now, when you get to
a place where you have an evil, corrupt system, something happens.
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And in fact, every communist country is famous for this,
famous for this. Did you ever see I've put it
out this scene for you before. Did you ever see
the HBO series Chernobyl. Highly recommend it if you've not
seen it. It's in a wonderful series and very very
accurate for what happened during Chernobyl and whatnot. But there's
this incredible scene, I believe it's in the first episode,
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where all these Soviet officials are gathered around a table
and they're trying to figure out what to do about
the problem. The problem is, okay, there's been an explosion,
there's nuclear fallout. But what really brings it home, what
really stands out to you on the television is how
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inept all these people are. And not only are they inept,
they almost feel like they should be inept because everything
has to be done in service to the system or
in this case, the state. Oh you actually have it, Chris,
you have Oh, Chris has the clip? Play it? Play it?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
What is its real name?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Pause? Posse for a second, Pause for a second, real quick, Sorry,
I want to set this up. There's been an explosion
at Chernobyl. The Soviets don't know what to do about it.
Some are saying, we need to report it, we need
to tell everyone else, we need to keep it quiet,
we need to treat it. The guy you here, speaking
right off the bat, he's very clearly the highest up
Soviet in the room.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Go ahead, the Vladimir I Lenin Nuclear power station exactly.
Vladimir I Lenin, Yes, and how proud he would be
of you all tonight, especially you young man, and the
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passion you have for the people. For is that not
the sole purpose of the apparatus of the state. Sometimes
we forget. Sometimes wefore pray to fear that our faith
and Soviet socialism will always be rewarded. The state tells
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us the situation here is not dangerous. Have faith, come mus,
The state tells us it wants to prevent a panic. Listen, well,
it's true, when the people see the police, they will
be afraid. But it is my experience that when the
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people ask questions that are not in their own best interest,
they should simply be told to keep their minds on
their labor and leave matters of the state to the state.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
That's that we see an evil, corrupt system built on eyes.
In a system like that, it doesn't seek out capable people.
In fact, most of the time it doesn't even want
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capable people, because capable people intelligent people, high achieving people.
People like that, those people are likely to want to
break away from the state, break away from the system.
It's not what it's looking for at all. It's not
looking for ability or intelligence or accomplishment. It's looking only
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for loyalty, only for loyalty. It is loyalty to the
lie loyalty to the state or the system. In this case,
that is what is prioritized. And because that's what's prioritized,
that is what is incentivized. I've talked before about DEI
and cultural Marxism as being the death of everything, and
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I explained the reason everything around us is dying. It
feels like products are worse, customer services, worse people, or
worse governments worse is because everything is dying, and everything
is dying because we have shifted away from being a
country focused on accomplishment and hard work, and we've focused
on only loyalty to the system. And loyalty to the
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system is what's rewarded. Say Abrams ran for governor and lost, Okay,
that's fine. I lost two congressional races myself not dogging
on it, but that's what she did. There's nothing else.
And yet, Stacy Abrams, we can't get rid of her.
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She's like a tick that's been dug in for two days.
You can't get rid of her. She's everywhere. You see
her all over the television set. Stacy Abrams. Famously, her
organization got two billion dollars of your money handed to
her as the Biden administration was on the way out
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the door. Chris, do me a favorite. Look it up?
Even though these things are never accurate. What's Stacy Abrams
net worth? I would love to you know what? I'll
wait right here, Chris. Just do we have like the
Jeopardy know the Jeopardy sound? We should do that? Did
dud ude? Don't worry, Chris, I'll do it myself. I
provide my own sound effect. You know what we'll do.
We'll do this while we wait here. Ya yai, I
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am there no Bucky, I like Chris already has it
about three million dollars from what what's she done?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Well?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
She did really one of the most profitable things you
can do in the United States of America. Now, she
proved herself to be a loyal servant of the system.
And that loyalty not your accomplishment, not your ability, not
anything you've done that that is what is rewarded handsomely,
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and so I have always referred referred to it as
the system membership card. You see, if you were in
East Germany and you wanted a better job, better house,
better pay, better food, better this, better that, what you
really wanted was to become a member, be accepted as
being a member of the Communist Party, because you needed
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that membership in order to access the finer things in life.
You may not be able to go to a modern
movie in East Germany, but if you could even rise
to the levels of being in Communist leadership, you have
your own little village with your own little movie theater.
The perks are all there, and you don't have to
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accomplish anything to get those perks. You just have to
prove your loyalty to the system. That has happened already
in the United States of America. It's why people like
Stacy Abrams, who's done nothing anybody can talk about, yet
we all know who she is, we all can hear
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her voice, and it's why she's worth three million dollars
and she just did something else. And it's so insane, arrogant, transparent,
it's so all of these things that Honestly, it doesn't
make me mad in the least. It just makes me laugh.
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The entire the absurdity of Stacy Abrams gives me the
snickers terribly. So do you want to hear what she did?
I'm telling you you're gonna laugh. You're gonna laugh when
I put it in a good reference for you. You want
to hear what she did, I'll play it for you. Next.
You're listening to the Oracle. You love this one. It's
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a scream baby the Jesse Kelly Show. It is The
Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday. That's Bob Dylan, Sir?
Is he a little whiny? Did you say, Chris? Now listen,
Bob Dylan is a legend Okay, but here's the truth
of it. Bob Dylan is a legendary song writer. Bob
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Dylan's voice is awful. Awful. It's never been a good voice.
It's not a good voice. But you know, a good
songwriter manages to get some good instruments behind him and
it makes some good music. You don't have to have
a wonderful voice to make wonderful music. Anyway, back to
our Stacy Abrams stopped so Stacy Abrams is a member
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of the system, a card carrying member of the system.
And Stacy Abrams is out promoting. She's out promoting a
new children's book, and well, I'll let Stacy tell you
about it.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Well, Stacy Speaks Up is the story of Little Stacy
and a day in the cafeteria when she notices one
of her classmates can't afford lunch. She wrestles with what
it means to need an adults help, but to believe
that she might be the only solution, and so she
takes it upon herself to gather her friends and see
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if she can tackle the issue of hunger, but also
think about what it means to speak up for someone.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Else, and for one Well, I don't even know which
part of this is the best. There are so many
parts of this that are so good that I can't
even put it into words. One, there's tubby Stacy tackling
the issue of hunger. Yes, Stacy, looks like you're really
going through it. Prayers for Stacy Abrams. Let's just hope
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she gets a meal. I'll tell you, last time I
looked at Stacy Abrams, I thought, whoa did she just
come out of a prison camp. She looks terrible. So anyway,
Stacy's gonna tackle hunger. That's one. Two. Maybe the best
part of this, maybe the best part is. Look, I've
seen a lot of children's books advertised. I've actually considered
writing a funny one myself at one point or another.
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But I've seen everyone's seen a children's book advertised. I
have never in my life. I've never in my life
seen a children's book written where the author makes herself
the star of the children's book. My name is Stacy
Abrams in the name of my children's book. It stars
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a hero who speaks up for others, and her name
is Stacy's so great, it's so lacking in self awareness.
And you know what, maybe the best part of it is,
or maybe it's the worst part of it. The sales
are going to be through the roof. And let me
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tell you why Chris is shaking his head. See Chris,
it just dawned on you, didn't it, buddy? You know
you know what happens, right, You know why so many
of these libs write books and nobody cares to write
the way here's my nineteenth book about why Donald Trump
is mean? And you're looking at that and thinking, well,
that has to have the smallest possible audience. Who's gonna
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buy that? Nobody's gonna buy that. Well, I discovered a
little something when I was writing books, well was writing
books when I wrote one book. I wrote that book,
the Anti Communist Manifesto, as you know, available at Jesse
kellybook dot com. But I wrote that book and after
the first week, what you're waiting for is there are
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a bunch of best seller lists that come out. The
two big ones that you've probably heard of are the
New York Times bestseller List and the Washington or Washington
the Wall Street Journal bestseller List. Those are kind of
like the two big boys, The New York Times bestseller List,
they will famously try to keep off books on the right.
The Wall Street Journals kind of more reasonable. The Anti
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Communist Manifesto was the number one political book in the
United States of America in July, the year it came out.
I think I forget where. I forget where we got
on the Wall Street Journal top ten list, but it
was way up there. The New York Times didn't even
put us on the list. We destroyed everyone else. But
that's beside the point. That's me complaining beyond that I
discovered something. How do they decide the list setting aside
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the editorial process, how do you even get these numbers? Well,
it's all tracked by sales. You see. Amazon has to
report how many copies of the Anti Communist Manifesto they sold,
and Barnes and Noble has to report, and these people
have to report, and so there's different reporting that they
have to send in the report to the Wall Street
Journal saying, hey, the Anti Communist Manifesto sold this many copies.
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All right, that's how it works. They added up decide
what the best seller is. But there's a little a
little disclaimer on some of these sales. And the first
time they showed me a list, I didn't know what
I was looking. I said, he what's this little mark here?
There's a special mark they give to books where an
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organization bulk buys the book. You see. Let's say I
was a card carrying member of the system and I
wrote the anti Communist Manifesto. Now, remember I'm a loyal
member of the system, you know, climate change and all
this other crap. I'm a loyal member of the system.
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Let's say I read a crappy book no one wants
to read. Like Stacy speaks up, Well, I'm guaranteed a
large quantity of money and a large amount of sales,
because there will be at least one, if not several
communist groups out there, many of them nonprofits, believe it
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or not, many of them nonprofits. What they will do
is they'll simply step in and buy ten thousand books.
Twenty thousand books. Hey, I'd love to buy ten thousand
copies of that. The problem is so pervasive on the left,
and it does happen on the right, by the way,
but it's so pervasive on the left that the book
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reporters the New York Times, Washington Washington, or keep holling
at Washington, Wall Street Journal, whatever. They now have a
special category for the books where that happens. They try
the best they cannot to lump them in with the
other books, although sometimes they do. Now, do you understand
the value of a system membership card. You can write
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a children's book starring yourself about hunger. It'll sell by
the thousand, because that's the benefit of having a system
membership card. Let's get back to the emails before we
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Subject to this one is I take full responsibility means
nothing anymore? Captain J. Steele, Why is it when a
government or corporate official states the phrase quote, I take
full responsibility for filling the blank, it really means there's
no responsibility to be had by anyone, whether it's air
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striking Afghani civilians, lying about the vaccines effect in this
or showing up empty handed with the Epstein files. Saying
you take full responsibility seems to just get people off
the hook. Taking full responsibility should be a chilling rush.
When a major crime is committed. It should mean that
all punishment for a crime will be carried by the
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person claiming said responsibility. You're right, You're right, And this
is what people in power, mostly Democrat, but there are
definitely some Republicans in there too. This is what I
don't think they understand. And this is global. This goes
well beyond the United States of America. Western governments on
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a super super macro level, on a thirty thousand foot level,
they don't see what is happening. And I can see
it clear as day, and I know you can see it.
What is happening in Western civilization is Western governments have
turned and against their own patriotic citizens. That's why they're
mass importing as many foreign barbarians as they can. But
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their own citizens are starting to seriously separate and distrust
the government, all their institutions, and what the establishment, what
the government, What the elites don't seem to grasp is
once that separation is complete, once the people have completely
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decided to separate from their government, no more trust, no
more nothing. Once that happens, then the end of that
current rule is near. You see it, honestly. You can
look at history. Maybe it's just because you and I
we love history so much, maybe that's why we see it.
I look at things like the Russians ours, you know
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about the Communist Revolution that have been vally brought down,
the Russian Czars, You get all that, nineteen seventeen, all
these things. But let's talk about this for a second.
The Tsars were there for like three hundred years, ruling Russia,
majorly powerful family, ruling Russia. The czar, you're a king,
the king of Russia. But if you study anything about
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the decades prior to the Communist Revolution, it's painfully obvious
that the Russian people were tired of it. They were
sick of this, and they were sick of that, and
they were tired of these work conditions and tired of
this not being provided, and tired of this and tired
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of that. They were separating from their government to the
point where there were assassination attempts. I believe it was
Nicholas the Second, I believe if I remember it, I
think he watched his own grandfather, maybe uncle. He watched
his own grandfather die because he got bombed and his
guts were hanging out. It's like this horrible story there
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were It was obvious looking back now with twenty twenty vision,
it was obvious the people were separating. But the most
amazing thing is the things the government did while this
was happening. The government, of course, had a secret state
police agency, like all bad regimes do, and they would
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do things like throw people in prison, oppress the people,
crack down on the people. That's the last thing you
want to do if the people are starting to distrust
the government. Look at the United States of America. With
the people at maximum levels of distrust in the government,
the government decided to embark on a public campaign to
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arrest as many right wingers as possible, and after they
were done arresting about one thousand January six ers, they
publicly bragged. They did a press conference I remember it,
bragging that they intended to hunt down a thousand more,
bragging about it will hunt you down, will come get you.
Completely unaware of what's happening out there on a macro level,
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what's happening out there, and something else. And this is
a little warning to the American government, whether it's run
by Republicans or Democrats. This is you know what, This
is not a little warning, consider it a gigantic warning.
And I promise you I'm right about this. What finally
finished off the CSARS was World War One. You reached
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a point of maximum distrust between the people and their government,
maximum distrust. And at that point of maximum distrust, the
government sent its people to die in war and the
people started dying in droves. That's exactly where we are
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right now as a country. That situation has not changed
now that Trump has taken over. There is still You
should see my emails. It's all where's Pamba, where's the FBI?
What's cash Ptel doing? Hey, why aren't we getting more deportations.
I don't have stacks and stacks of emails of loving
adoration for everything right now. Now it's not, you know,
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a bunch of Trump hat right but I have emails
with with people with you, with demands, Hey, where's this,
where's that? Where's the where's the Epstein fit? Where's this?
We are still at a point of maximum distrust. And
this this is beyond us. It's happening in the UK,
it's happening in Ireland, it's happening in Germany. It's happening.
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There is a point of maximum distrust. And back to
your question about the I take full responsibility and then
no one ever goes down. As as the people have turned,
Chris grabbed that World Economic Forum quote about the elites
and and everything else. As the people have turned against
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the elites, against the e leaders, the leaders of their country,
what's happened is the the elites have chosen to look
out for themselves even more. They've turtled up into well,
were this elite all you have at Chris? Go ahead,
play at doubles.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
A few years ago, the Edelan survey showed us that
the good news is the elite across the world trust
each other more and more, so.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
We can come together and design and do beautiful things together.
The bad news is that in every single country they
were polling, the majority of people trusted that elite less.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Well, thanks for grabbing that clip, Chris, I forgot. She
laid out exactly what I was saying perfectly well. As
the people are separating from their institutions, distrusting their institutions
in response to this, instead of doing what will save
them or what could save them in their power, that's open, honesty, transparency, accountability.
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These are the things that can earn that trust back.
Instead of doing that, the elites right now are doing
the exact same thing elites have always done throughout the
history of mankind. When distrust reaches a maximum level, what
they do is they double down on everything that will
guarantee an end to their reign. Everything. That's what they do.
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They've decided they're going to lock shields together and only
protect themselves. And you see this everywhere, and for some
reason they can never see it. They just can't ever
do it. Look, I'll just speak militarily. I still I
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have so many friends who are obviously they were in
the Marine Corps with me and other friends, other veterans
from other branches that I've gotten to know over the years.
There is a is a simmering anger for what happened
in Afghanistan that they have not put past. I know,
maybe you have forgotten it or let it go, but
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what happened was for twenty years we fought the global
war on terror, and in that twenty years, the lowly private,
the PFC, the corporal, the sergeant, if he screwed up
in some way, he was not only taken through the ringer,
put through the ringer. Oftentimes he was sent to prison
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for what he did wrong, or at the minimum, his
career was destroyed. And these same guys, as we watched
this happen to our friends, We watched general after general,
admiral after admiral screw everything up with nothing but a
fat retirement check. And they capped it all off with
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that disaster in Afghanistan where we got our guys killed,
and then we drone strike ten innocent people, and not
one single person, not one has been held accountable for it.
You elites don't see what's happening, but I'm here to
tell you it ends, really, really badly for you. It does.
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It does. Consider that a warning. It does. Would you
like to learn more about this kind of history? You
know what's a perfect example of this, the Fall of
the Roman Republic. It's almost verbatim what happened the rise
and fall of the Roman Republic. You know, Hillsdale's offering
a free online course teaching you about that, where they
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were run by the Senate instead of a king. But
the Senate kept abusing the people and abusing the people,
and the people kept getting mad, and the people kept
trying to reform things, and the Senate kept saying no, no, no,
stopping this reform, crushing this rebellion, crushing that rebellion, no,
until eventually the Senate's power evaporated in front of you.
Want to learn about this, it's fascinating, Hillsdale will teach you.
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It's a blast. Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse. We'll be
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bad truth attitude Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly's Show.
That's a song about me and Chris. Chris, your weight
brings me down? Did you know that? Anyway? Remember you
can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
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Headline thousands leave the country voluntarily amid Trump self deportation push.
Apparently they're starting it. Look again, this is why I've
said what's happened so far isn't fast enough. But it
looks like from the outside looking in, it looks like
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the Trump administration is doing everything they can do to
put into place what they need to put into place
to get mass deportation. That's not me telling you we're
gonna get it. It's me telling you I don't know.
We don't know yet. Hey, if we're still sitting here
next year and the numbers five hundred thousand, even then
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we know we're never gonna get mass deportation. Five hundred
thousand's not mass deportation when the evil communists before us
brought in twenty million. But if we're sitting here a
year from now, then we've gotten a couple million, and
that number is ramping up. I realize that's if it's
ramping up, we have to give credit where credit is due.
That's good, Chris. Why are you shaking your head? Why
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do you have to be Debbie down here about everything?
I understand you call yourself a realist. I didn't say
this was going to happen, did I? I said, if
that happens, I am. I am being patient where I
think patience is warranted. What Chris? What?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
What?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
You're setting proper expectations And I'm going to be disappointed. No,
I'm not going to be well, I am and I'm
not going to be disappointed. I'll explain it this way.
I'm not going to be surprised if mass deportations don't materialize.
Because I told everybody before the election, mass deportation of
twenty million people is a pipe dream. We don't have
enough ice personnel to even pull that off. Okay, especially
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when you have half the states as evil communists hellholes.
We know those as blue states that are designed to
protect illegals. How do you mass deport twenty million people
when half the country's trying to protect them and keep
them here. Right, It's just not it's just not really realistic.
But I also understand this, and I would tell you otherwise.
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I've been very critical of Trump when I get mad.
The Trump administration knows that too. They know the challenges
they face. They are trying, because I have plenty of
people in They are genuinely trying everything they can possibly
do at this point in time to put all the
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pieces in place to get the mass deportation they want.
As of right now, and I will tell you if
this changes. As of right now, Donald Trump is trying
to fulfill his campaign promise of the largest mass deportation
in history. He has not said it to the side.
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He is not ignoring the issue. He's genuinely not And look,
I'm about to complain about deficits. I'm about to insult too.
It's not like I'm not going to give it to
you straight. He is not betraying that campaign promise right now.
He is trying. It's going to take time now if
they can't get Look, I'm a results guy. Don't tell
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me about the birth pains. Show me the baby. If
it ends up not happening, it's their fault. You said
you could do it, you took power. If you even
let the court stop you, that's on you. I'm not
willing after one hundred days. I'm not willing to call
mass deportation a failure. Yet, if we're judging only by
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one hundred days now, it hasn't worked. But it takes
time to fix what communists destroy. Its fact to your
tiny hands, that's not nice. Okay, these hands are big.
After years of marriage, the wife left me and the kids,
and I'm now dating again. I'm sorry, brother. What is
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with all the women having a hoop nosring piercing? It's
an immediate turn off. I don't know any dude who
finds that attractive. Is this just another case of women
giving each other bad advice? At least I know who
they are voting for, and I can stay away. Yeah
for one. Stop complaining because that's them giving you a
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heads up too. I think Chris and Corey both disagree
with me on this. I'm okay with a little no
ring provided what depends on her age, right, and it
depends on your age. If she's forty five and still
sport in the nose ring, eh, probably too much. But
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look if she's she's twenty, Chris, if she's twenty five
or thirty and she's got a not a hoop, not
the hoops, ladies, No hoops, don't don't do the hoop.
If it's a little stud in the side. God, it says,
maybe she's what Chris, I'm explaining it. Maybe she's a
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little wild. Okay, maybe it's not the end of the world,
all right. Why do women do it? Well, look, I
can't speak to the nose ring in particular, but sometimes
women will do things with their appearance that is disastrous
for one of two reasons. They get bored. They get bored.
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Women get bored with how they look, and odd does
this ob is a total dime, total dime, And she'll
like her hair looks great, I'm thinking about dying it.
Why it looks fine? Well, I'm bored with it. They
just get bored. I can't explain it. I've never been
bored with how I look. I don't know. But I
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think we women judge each other, and they judge themselves
really harshly when it comes to appearance. So maybe that's it.
Maybe I'm getting boring or whatever. Maybe maybe when she
says I'm bored, what she means is I'm worried I'm
getting boring, and so she's changing it. That's one of
the two reasons. But the second reason is women are
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terrible to each other, absolutely terrible to each other. And
I've seen quote friends do this to each other repeatedly. Women.
A woman will go to her group of friends and
she will say, I'm gonna chop up all my air
and get a crew cut, and her friends, to a lady,
will say to her, oh, you should, you look so cute,
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and every one of her friends know she's gonna look awful,
But you just took out the competition. No, you should
totally chop off all your hear get a crew cut.
It'll look cute. You look so cute, you have the
perfect face for it. Ladies, every one of your friends
who tells you that is a liar. Trust me, she's
a liar. All right. Somebody's mad at Donald Trump for
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the spending we have that and so much more to
get to. Let's talk to him and Taco Bell next
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a spectacular, a wonderful Friday. We're gonna make fun of
Stacy Abrams. Then we'll talk about government language, some dudes
dating a woman with a nose ring, all that, somebody's
(00:31):
mad about Donald Trump on spending, and so much more. Ooh,
including some good deportation nudes. All that and so much
more coming up on The Jesse Kelly Show in the
second hour. Now, I'm gonna first begin here because it's
an endlessly funny thing to me. I've been snickering about
it for an entire day. I meant to get to
it last night. I just didn't have time. But Stacy Abrams.
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You know who Stacy Abrams is. She's man. She's such
great evidence of how Democrat politics work in this country,
and how there's been a system put into place not
of merit, but of being a member of the system.
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We've talked about this before, a system membership card. Let's
recap this for those who may be new to the show.
A country's built on its institutions, as we've already talked
about tonight, ideally, you want your institutions to be separate,
not so they can always work against each other, but
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so that's a possibility, you see. You don't want, let's
say there's a virus from China. You don't want the
American media to work hand in hand with the government,
who also works hand in hand with the medical establishment,
to agree on one false narrative that is devastating for
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a country. You want these institutions to be separate, okay.
But after years and years and years of neglect by us,
in years of communist infiltration, what we have now is
all of our institutions speak with one voice, believe the
same thing. They've all been captured by the communists. And
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that's why Hollywood says the same thing, the CDC says,
which says the same thing, the university says, which says
the same thing, the media says, which says the same thing,
the FBI. You get the idea, and I call it
the system. Okay, the system. Now, when you get to
a place where you have an evil, corrupt system, something happens.
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And in fact, every communist country is famous for this,
famous for this. Did you ever see I've put it
out this scene for you before. Did you ever see
the HBO series Chernobyl. Highly recommend it if you've not
seen it. It's in a wonderful series and very very
accurate for what happened during Chernobyl and whatnot. But there's
this incredible scene, I believe it's in the first episode,
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where all these Soviet officials are gathered around a table
and they're trying to figure out what to do about
the problem. The problem is, okay, there's been an explosion,
there's nuclear fallout. But what really brings it home, what
really stands out to you on the television is how
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inept all these people are. And not only are they inept,
they almost feel like they should be inept because everything
has to be done in service to the system or
in this case, the state. Oh you actually have it, Chris,
you have Oh, Chris has the clip? Play it? Play it?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
What is its real name?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Pause? Posse for a second, Pause for a second, real quick, Sorry,
I want to set this up. There's been an explosion
at Chernobyl. The Soviets don't know what to do about it.
Some are saying, we need to report it, we need
to tell everyone else, we need to keep it quiet,
we need to treat it. The guy you here, speaking
right off the bat, he's very clearly the highest up
Soviet in the room.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Go ahead, the Vladimir I Lenin Nuclear power station exactly.
Vladimir I Lenin, Yes, and how proud he would be
of you all tonight, especially you young man, and the
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passion you have for the people. For is that not
the sole purpose of the apparatus of the state. Sometimes
we forget. Sometimes wefore pray to fear that our faith
and Soviet socialism will always be rewarded. The state tells
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us the situation here is not dangerous. Have faith, come mus,
The state tells us it wants to prevent a panic. Listen, well,
it's true, when the people see the police, they will
be afraid. But it is my experience that when the
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people ask questions that are not in their own best interest,
they should simply be told to keep their minds on
their labor and leave matters of the state to the state.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
That's that we see an evil, corrupt system built on eyes.
In a system like that, it doesn't seek out capable people.
In fact, most of the time it doesn't even want
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capable people, because capable people intelligent people, high achieving people.
People like that, those people are likely to want to
break away from the state, break away from the system.
It's not what it's looking for at all. It's not
looking for ability or intelligence or accomplishment. It's looking only
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for loyalty, only for loyalty. It is loyalty to the
lie loyalty to the state or the system. In this case,
that is what is prioritized. And because that's what's prioritized,
that is what is incentivized. I've talked before about DEI
and cultural Marxism as being the death of everything, and
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I explained the reason everything around us is dying. It
feels like products are worse, customer services, worse people, or
worse governments worse is because everything is dying, and everything
is dying because we have shifted away from being a
country focused on accomplishment and hard work, and we've focused
on only loyalty to the system. And loyalty to the
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system is what's rewarded. Say Abrams ran for governor and lost, Okay,
that's fine. I lost two congressional races myself not dogging
on it, but that's what she did. There's nothing else.
And yet, Stacy Abrams, we can't get rid of her.
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She's like a tick that's been dug in for two days.
You can't get rid of her. She's everywhere. You see
her all over the television set. Stacy Abrams. Famously, her
organization got two billion dollars of your money handed to
her as the Biden administration was on the way out
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the door. Chris, do me a favorite. Look it up?
Even though these things are never accurate. What's Stacy Abrams
net worth? I would love to you know what? I'll
wait right here, Chris. Just do we have like the
Jeopardy know the Jeopardy sound? We should do that? Did
dud ude? Don't worry, Chris, I'll do it myself. I
provide my own sound effect. You know what we'll do.
We'll do this while we wait here. Ya yai, I
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am there no Bucky, I like Chris already has it
about three million dollars from what what's she done?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Well?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
She did really one of the most profitable things you
can do in the United States of America. Now, she
proved herself to be a loyal servant of the system.
And that loyalty not your accomplishment, not your ability, not
anything you've done that that is what is rewarded handsomely,
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and so I have always referred referred to it as
the system membership card. You see, if you were in
East Germany and you wanted a better job, better house,
better pay, better food, better this, better that, what you
really wanted was to become a member, be accepted as
being a member of the Communist Party, because you needed
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that membership in order to access the finer things in life.
You may not be able to go to a modern
movie in East Germany, but if you could even rise
to the levels of being in Communist leadership, you have
your own little village with your own little movie theater.
The perks are all there, and you don't have to
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accomplish anything to get those perks. You just have to
prove your loyalty to the system. That has happened already
in the United States of America. It's why people like
Stacy Abrams, who's done nothing anybody can talk about, yet
we all know who she is, we all can hear
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her voice, and it's why she's worth three million dollars
and she just did something else. And it's so insane, arrogant, transparent,
it's so all of these things that Honestly, it doesn't
make me mad in the least. It just makes me laugh.
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The entire the absurdity of Stacy Abrams gives me the
snickers terribly. So do you want to hear what she did?
I'm telling you you're gonna laugh. You're gonna laugh when
I put it in a good reference for you. You want
to hear what she did, I'll play it for you. Next.
You're listening to the Oracle. You love this one. It's
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a scream baby the Jesse Kelly Show. It is The
Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday. That's Bob Dylan, Sir?
Is he a little whiny? Did you say, Chris? Now listen,
Bob Dylan is a legend Okay, but here's the truth
of it. Bob Dylan is a legendary song writer. Bob
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Dylan's voice is awful. Awful. It's never been a good voice.
It's not a good voice. But you know, a good
songwriter manages to get some good instruments behind him and
it makes some good music. You don't have to have
a wonderful voice to make wonderful music. Anyway, back to
our Stacy Abrams stopped so Stacy Abrams is a member
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of the system, a card carrying member of the system.
And Stacy Abrams is out promoting. She's out promoting a
new children's book, and well, I'll let Stacy tell you
about it.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Well, Stacy Speaks Up is the story of Little Stacy
and a day in the cafeteria when she notices one
of her classmates can't afford lunch. She wrestles with what
it means to need an adults help, but to believe
that she might be the only solution, and so she
takes it upon herself to gather her friends and see
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if she can tackle the issue of hunger, but also
think about what it means to speak up for someone.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Else, and for one Well, I don't even know which
part of this is the best. There are so many
parts of this that are so good that I can't
even put it into words. One, there's tubby Stacy tackling
the issue of hunger. Yes, Stacy, looks like you're really
going through it. Prayers for Stacy Abrams. Let's just hope
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she gets a meal. I'll tell you, last time I
looked at Stacy Abrams, I thought, whoa did she just
come out of a prison camp. She looks terrible. So anyway,
Stacy's gonna tackle hunger. That's one. Two. Maybe the best
part of this, maybe the best part is. Look, I've
seen a lot of children's books advertised. I've actually considered
writing a funny one myself at one point or another.
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But I've seen everyone's seen a children's book advertised. I
have never in my life. I've never in my life
seen a children's book written where the author makes herself
the star of the children's book. My name is Stacy
Abrams in the name of my children's book. It stars
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a hero who speaks up for others, and her name
is Stacy's so great, it's so lacking in self awareness.
And you know what, maybe the best part of it is,
or maybe it's the worst part of it. The sales
are going to be through the roof. And let me
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tell you why Chris is shaking his head. See Chris,
it just dawned on you, didn't it, buddy? You know
you know what happens, right, You know why so many
of these libs write books and nobody cares to write
the way here's my nineteenth book about why Donald Trump
is mean? And you're looking at that and thinking, well,
that has to have the smallest possible audience. Who's gonna
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buy that? Nobody's gonna buy that. Well, I discovered a
little something when I was writing books, well was writing
books when I wrote one book. I wrote that book,
the Anti Communist Manifesto, as you know, available at Jesse
kellybook dot com. But I wrote that book and after
the first week, what you're waiting for is there are
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a bunch of best seller lists that come out. The
two big ones that you've probably heard of are the
New York Times bestseller List and the Washington or Washington
the Wall Street Journal bestseller List. Those are kind of
like the two big boys, The New York Times bestseller List,
they will famously try to keep off books on the right.
The Wall Street Journals kind of more reasonable. The Anti
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Communist Manifesto was the number one political book in the
United States of America in July, the year it came out.
I think I forget where. I forget where we got
on the Wall Street Journal top ten list, but it
was way up there. The New York Times didn't even
put us on the list. We destroyed everyone else. But
that's beside the point. That's me complaining beyond that I
discovered something. How do they decide the list setting aside
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the editorial process, how do you even get these numbers? Well,
it's all tracked by sales. You see. Amazon has to
report how many copies of the Anti Communist Manifesto they sold,
and Barnes and Noble has to report, and these people
have to report, and so there's different reporting that they
have to send in the report to the Wall Street
Journal saying, hey, the Anti Communist Manifesto sold this many copies.
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All right, that's how it works. They added up decide
what the best seller is. But there's a little a
little disclaimer on some of these sales. And the first
time they showed me a list, I didn't know what
I was looking. I said, he what's this little mark here?
There's a special mark they give to books where an
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organization bulk buys the book. You see. Let's say I
was a card carrying member of the system and I
wrote the anti Communist Manifesto. Now, remember I'm a loyal
member of the system, you know, climate change and all
this other crap. I'm a loyal member of the system.
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Let's say I read a crappy book no one wants
to read. Like Stacy speaks up, Well, I'm guaranteed a
large quantity of money and a large amount of sales,
because there will be at least one, if not several
communist groups out there, many of them nonprofits, believe it
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or not, many of them nonprofits. What they will do
is they'll simply step in and buy ten thousand books.
Twenty thousand books. Hey, I'd love to buy ten thousand
copies of that. The problem is so pervasive on the left,
and it does happen on the right, by the way,
but it's so pervasive on the left that the book
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reporters the New York Times, Washington Washington, or keep holling
at Washington, Wall Street Journal, whatever. They now have a
special category for the books where that happens. They try
the best they cannot to lump them in with the
other books, although sometimes they do. Now, do you understand
the value of a system membership card. You can write
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a children's book starring yourself about hunger. It'll sell by
the thousand, because that's the benefit of having a system
membership card. Let's get back to the emails before we
do that. Let's save a life. Really quickly. Just a
life sounds like a small thing. I think you would
argue to the baby that's about to be killed, it's
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everything Right. As we are goofing off on a Friday
making fun of Stacy Abrams, there's a young mother who's
about to kill her baby. She's been told it's a
clump of cells, it's an inconvenience. Her boyfriend's telling her
to do it, maybe even her parents are, and she's
already made the decision to have that abortion. That's when
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you need formula, do you need counseling, do you need treatment?
Will help you. There's an organization saving those lives. That's preborn,
And when you give the preborn it's tax deductible. Preborn
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the Cure for Rhinos weekdays with the Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. Member,
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you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Subject to this one is I take full responsibility means
nothing anymore? Captain J. Steele, Why is it when a
government or corporate official states the phrase quote, I take
full responsibility for filling the blank, it really means there's
no responsibility to be had by anyone, whether it's air
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striking Afghani civilians, lying about the vaccines effect in this
or showing up empty handed with the Epstein files. Saying
you take full responsibility seems to just get people off
the hook. Taking full responsibility should be a chilling rush.
When a major crime is committed. It should mean that
all punishment for a crime will be carried by the
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person claiming said responsibility. You're right, You're right, And this
is what people in power, mostly Democrat, but there are
definitely some Republicans in there too. This is what I
don't think they understand. And this is global. This goes
well beyond the United States of America. Western governments on
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a super super macro level, on a thirty thousand foot level,
they don't see what is happening. And I can see
it clear as day, and I know you can see it.
What is happening in Western civilization is Western governments have
turned and against their own patriotic citizens. That's why they're
mass importing as many foreign barbarians as they can. But
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their own citizens are starting to seriously separate and distrust
the government, all their institutions, and what the establishment, what
the government, What the elites don't seem to grasp is
once that separation is complete, once the people have completely
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decided to separate from their government, no more trust, no
more nothing. Once that happens, then the end of that
current rule is near. You see it, honestly. You can
look at history. Maybe it's just because you and I
we love history so much, maybe that's why we see it.
I look at things like the Russians ours, you know
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about the Communist Revolution that have been vally brought down,
the Russian Czars, You get all that, nineteen seventeen, all
these things. But let's talk about this for a second.
The Tsars were there for like three hundred years, ruling Russia,
majorly powerful family, ruling Russia. The czar, you're a king,
the king of Russia. But if you study anything about
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the decades prior to the Communist Revolution, it's painfully obvious
that the Russian people were tired of it. They were
sick of this, and they were sick of that, and
they were tired of these work conditions and tired of
this not being provided, and tired of this and tired
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of that. They were separating from their government to the
point where there were assassination attempts. I believe it was
Nicholas the Second, I believe if I remember it, I
think he watched his own grandfather, maybe uncle. He watched
his own grandfather die because he got bombed and his
guts were hanging out. It's like this horrible story there
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were It was obvious looking back now with twenty twenty vision,
it was obvious the people were separating. But the most
amazing thing is the things the government did while this
was happening. The government, of course, had a secret state
police agency, like all bad regimes do, and they would
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do things like throw people in prison, oppress the people,
crack down on the people. That's the last thing you
want to do if the people are starting to distrust
the government. Look at the United States of America. With
the people at maximum levels of distrust in the government,
the government decided to embark on a public campaign to
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arrest as many right wingers as possible, and after they
were done arresting about one thousand January six ers, they
publicly bragged. They did a press conference I remember it,
bragging that they intended to hunt down a thousand more,
bragging about it will hunt you down, will come get you.
Completely unaware of what's happening out there on a macro level,
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what's happening out there, and something else. And this is
a little warning to the American government, whether it's run
by Republicans or Democrats. This is you know what, This
is not a little warning, consider it a gigantic warning.
And I promise you I'm right about this. What finally
finished off the CSARS was World War One. You reached
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a point of maximum distrust between the people and their government,
maximum distrust. And at that point of maximum distrust, the
government sent its people to die in war and the
people started dying in droves. That's exactly where we are
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right now as a country. That situation has not changed
now that Trump has taken over. There is still You
should see my emails. It's all where's Pamba, where's the FBI?
What's cash Ptel doing? Hey, why aren't we getting more deportations.
I don't have stacks and stacks of emails of loving
adoration for everything right now. Now it's not, you know,
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a bunch of Trump hat right but I have emails
with with people with you, with demands, Hey, where's this,
where's that? Where's the where's the Epstein fit? Where's this?
We are still at a point of maximum distrust. And
this this is beyond us. It's happening in the UK,
it's happening in Ireland, it's happening in Germany. It's happening.
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There is a point of maximum distrust. And back to
your question about the I take full responsibility and then
no one ever goes down. As as the people have turned,
Chris grabbed that World Economic Forum quote about the elites
and and everything else. As the people have turned against
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the elites, against the e leaders, the leaders of their country,
what's happened is the the elites have chosen to look
out for themselves even more. They've turtled up into well,
were this elite all you have at Chris? Go ahead,
play at doubles.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
A few years ago, the Edelan survey showed us that
the good news is the elite across the world trust
each other more and more, so.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
We can come together and design and do beautiful things together.
The bad news is that in every single country they
were polling, the majority of people trusted that elite less.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Well, thanks for grabbing that clip, Chris, I forgot. She
laid out exactly what I was saying perfectly well. As
the people are separating from their institutions, distrusting their institutions
in response to this, instead of doing what will save
them or what could save them in their power, that's open, honesty, transparency, accountability.
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These are the things that can earn that trust back.
Instead of doing that, the elites right now are doing
the exact same thing elites have always done throughout the
history of mankind. When distrust reaches a maximum level, what
they do is they double down on everything that will
guarantee an end to their reign. Everything. That's what they do.
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They've decided they're going to lock shields together and only
protect themselves. And you see this everywhere, and for some
reason they can never see it. They just can't ever
do it. Look, I'll just speak militarily. I still I
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have so many friends who are obviously they were in
the Marine Corps with me and other friends, other veterans
from other branches that I've gotten to know over the years.
There is a is a simmering anger for what happened
in Afghanistan that they have not put past. I know,
maybe you have forgotten it or let it go, but
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what happened was for twenty years we fought the global
war on terror, and in that twenty years, the lowly private,
the PFC, the corporal, the sergeant, if he screwed up
in some way, he was not only taken through the ringer,
put through the ringer. Oftentimes he was sent to prison
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for what he did wrong, or at the minimum, his
career was destroyed. And these same guys, as we watched
this happen to our friends, We watched general after general,
admiral after admiral screw everything up with nothing but a
fat retirement check. And they capped it all off with
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that disaster in Afghanistan where we got our guys killed,
and then we drone strike ten innocent people, and not
one single person, not one has been held accountable for it.
You elites don't see what's happening, but I'm here to
tell you it ends, really, really badly for you. It does.
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It does. Consider that a warning. It does. Would you
like to learn more about this kind of history? You
know what's a perfect example of this, the Fall of
the Roman Republic. It's almost verbatim what happened the rise
and fall of the Roman Republic. You know, Hillsdale's offering
a free online course teaching you about that, where they
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were run by the Senate instead of a king. But
the Senate kept abusing the people and abusing the people,
and the people kept getting mad, and the people kept
trying to reform things, and the Senate kept saying no, no, no,
stopping this reform, crushing this rebellion, crushing that rebellion, no,
until eventually the Senate's power evaporated in front of you.
Want to learn about this, it's fascinating, Hillsdale will teach you.
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I love it. I love that they're offering this at
no cost, no cost, something for you to do this
weekend when the rain sets in. Hillsdale dot edu slash
Jesse is where you go to enroll. There is no cost.
It's a blast. Hillsdale dot edu slash Jesse. We'll be
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bad truth attitude Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly's Show.
That's a song about me and Chris. Chris, your weight
brings me down? Did you know that? Anyway? Remember you
can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
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Headline thousands leave the country voluntarily amid Trump self deportation push.
Apparently they're starting it. Look again, this is why I've
said what's happened so far isn't fast enough. But it
looks like from the outside looking in, it looks like
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the Trump administration is doing everything they can do to
put into place what they need to put into place
to get mass deportation. That's not me telling you we're
gonna get it. It's me telling you I don't know.
We don't know yet. Hey, if we're still sitting here
next year and the numbers five hundred thousand, even then
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we know we're never gonna get mass deportation. Five hundred
thousand's not mass deportation when the evil communists before us
brought in twenty million. But if we're sitting here a
year from now, then we've gotten a couple million, and
that number is ramping up. I realize that's if it's
ramping up, we have to give credit where credit is due.
That's good, Chris. Why are you shaking your head? Why
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do you have to be Debbie down here about everything?
I understand you call yourself a realist. I didn't say
this was going to happen, did I? I said, if
that happens, I am. I am being patient where I
think patience is warranted. What Chris? What?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
What?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
You're setting proper expectations And I'm going to be disappointed. No,
I'm not going to be well, I am and I'm
not going to be disappointed. I'll explain it this way.
I'm not going to be surprised if mass deportations don't materialize.
Because I told everybody before the election, mass deportation of
twenty million people is a pipe dream. We don't have
enough ice personnel to even pull that off. Okay, especially
(31:27):
when you have half the states as evil communists hellholes.
We know those as blue states that are designed to
protect illegals. How do you mass deport twenty million people
when half the country's trying to protect them and keep
them here. Right, It's just not it's just not really realistic.
But I also understand this, and I would tell you otherwise.
(31:48):
I've been very critical of Trump when I get mad.
The Trump administration knows that too. They know the challenges
they face. They are trying, because I have plenty of
people in They are genuinely trying everything they can possibly
do at this point in time to put all the
(32:08):
pieces in place to get the mass deportation they want.
As of right now, and I will tell you if
this changes. As of right now, Donald Trump is trying
to fulfill his campaign promise of the largest mass deportation
in history. He has not said it to the side.
(32:28):
He is not ignoring the issue. He's genuinely not And look,
I'm about to complain about deficits. I'm about to insult too.
It's not like I'm not going to give it to
you straight. He is not betraying that campaign promise right now.
He is trying. It's going to take time now if
they can't get Look, I'm a results guy. Don't tell
(32:49):
me about the birth pains. Show me the baby. If
it ends up not happening, it's their fault. You said
you could do it, you took power. If you even
let the court stop you, that's on you. I'm not
willing after one hundred days. I'm not willing to call
mass deportation a failure. Yet, if we're judging only by
(33:10):
one hundred days now, it hasn't worked. But it takes
time to fix what communists destroy. Its fact to your
tiny hands, that's not nice. Okay, these hands are big.
After years of marriage, the wife left me and the kids,
and I'm now dating again. I'm sorry, brother. What is
(33:31):
with all the women having a hoop nosring piercing? It's
an immediate turn off. I don't know any dude who
finds that attractive. Is this just another case of women
giving each other bad advice? At least I know who
they are voting for, and I can stay away. Yeah
for one. Stop complaining because that's them giving you a
(33:51):
heads up too. I think Chris and Corey both disagree
with me on this. I'm okay with a little no
ring provided what depends on her age, right, and it
depends on your age. If she's forty five and still
sport in the nose ring, eh, probably too much. But
(34:12):
look if she's she's twenty, Chris, if she's twenty five
or thirty and she's got a not a hoop, not
the hoops, ladies, No hoops, don't don't do the hoop.
If it's a little stud in the side. God, it says,
maybe she's what Chris, I'm explaining it. Maybe she's a
(34:32):
little wild. Okay, maybe it's not the end of the world,
all right. Why do women do it? Well, look, I
can't speak to the nose ring in particular, but sometimes
women will do things with their appearance that is disastrous
for one of two reasons. They get bored. They get bored.
(34:56):
Women get bored with how they look, and odd does
this ob is a total dime, total dime, And she'll
like her hair looks great, I'm thinking about dying it.
Why it looks fine? Well, I'm bored with it. They
just get bored. I can't explain it. I've never been
bored with how I look. I don't know. But I
(35:18):
think we women judge each other, and they judge themselves
really harshly when it comes to appearance. So maybe that's it.
Maybe I'm getting boring or whatever. Maybe maybe when she
says I'm bored, what she means is I'm worried I'm
getting boring, and so she's changing it. That's one of
the two reasons. But the second reason is women are
(35:38):
terrible to each other, absolutely terrible to each other. And
I've seen quote friends do this to each other repeatedly. Women.
A woman will go to her group of friends and
she will say, I'm gonna chop up all my air
and get a crew cut, and her friends, to a lady,
will say to her, oh, you should, you look so cute,
(35:59):
and every one of her friends know she's gonna look awful,
But you just took out the competition. No, you should
totally chop off all your hear get a crew cut.
It'll look cute. You look so cute, you have the
perfect face for it. Ladies, every one of your friends
who tells you that is a liar. Trust me, she's
a liar. All right. Somebody's mad at Donald Trump for
(36:20):
the spending we have that and so much more to
get to. Let's talk to him and Taco Bell next
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