January 24, 2025 • 36 mins
Why are things moving so slow in a GOP controlled congress. Was the government involved in the butler assassination? Spraying down the roof and cremating the body. Who was this mysterious ATF agent who layered up as soon as we started asking questions. Getting another dog. Congress should deny sanctuary cities and states federal funding.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And we're
going to talk about everything from parallel parking to primary
Republican senators. We're gonna talk about digging into you know what.
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We're about to dig into this right now, the attempt
on Donald Trump's life. Someone wants to discuss how I
get dressed in the morning. All that and so much
more coming up on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
let's dig into this. This guy says Urchin Stomper. Do
you think that Donald will find out who is responsible
for the attempt on his life? The corruption in this
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country is so deep it will be impossible to clean
up the mess. God bless you and your family. He
didn't say I could say his name. He did request
the bar though. All right, the attempt on Trump's life.
Here's my concern. I'm concerned the government was involved. Dad
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just said it. I have the same concern you do.
If it's just some deranged kami kid. Okay, that's one thing.
It's bad, don't get me wrong, But that's one thing.
In fact, if it's some deranged comedy kid working in
conjunction with a foreign country, that's one thing, and it's bad.
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You know, if he was working with Iran, and he
may have been working with China, working with to try
to assassinate the Republican nominee for president, that's bad. It's bad.
It's bad. However, all those things pale in comparison to
the seriousness of it. If it was the United States
government trying to kill Donald Trump. Now that brings us
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to some things that we know, some startling things. If
you suspect that may be the case. They cremated his
body almost right away. That never happens. That never is
done on a high profile case like this, and you
keep those things around for ages. We want to do
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an autopsy, We want to check this. Oh we just
found this, We better go check that. Oh did he
have this tattoo? They sent him right to the friar immediately.
He's ash. He can't be examined now. That never happens.
They sprayed off the roof immediately. Now, I've only ever
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been a temporary cop. I was a cop for six
months in the Marine Corps when they made me go
be a cop for a little while. But even if
I had never done that, and I came on a
crime scene of some kind, now I'm a civilian. I'm
not a cop. I don't know anything about being a cop.
I'm not one of you detective types. I if I
walked into a crime scene, I wouldn't want to touch anything.
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This is me who doesn't know anything about it. I
would know I don't want to touch anything. I don't
want to move anything. I don't want to put fingerprints somewhere.
I don't want to move something around. I'm a moron,
and I would know. You don't touch things like that.
You don't move things around. I certainly wouldn't go grab
the wind decks and start spraying down the windows and
cleaning all the blood and brain matter off of it.
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I am a moron who knows nothing, and I know
you don't touch the crime scene. They immediately sprayed it off.
How can you even claim negligence for that. There is
no claim you can make to explain spraying down the
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roof and cleaning off the crime scene of the guy
who came two inches away from assassinating Donald Trump. And
that brings us to the ATF agent. Again, this is
a known thing, not an Internet rumor. Senator Ron Johnson
of Wisconsin told me this to my face. A man
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got on the roof a man in a suit. A
man kept telling the cops who were there. The cops
were there taking pictures in video of the dead guy's
brains are blown out, the teeth and the blood everything.
Cops are there gathering pictures. This man tells these cops, Hey,
all these pictures you're gathering, I want you to text
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them all to me. He gives them the cell phone. Well,
all we knew initially was there was a man in
a suit who wanted the cops to text him things.
Senator Ron Johnson looked into it. That man with the ATF.
Ron Johnson reached out, not the Internet bomb throwing, just
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reached out and said, hey, buddy, I want you to
come in so we can talk about that. You got
all these pictures and videos and stuff like that. I
want you to come in and talk about that. Boom.
The guy clammed up and lawyered up immediately. Now, what's
the explanation for that? If you're there in an official
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capacity with the ATF, Let's say you're gathering crime scene
photos or something like that. Well, that's a very easy explanation.
You don't need to lawyer up or anything like that.
You go in and say, yeah, Senator, we're at the
atf We're kind of working with the FBI Secret Service.
I'm figuring this out. I gathered up all the pictures
because I've started a file on That's a two minute
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conversation when you immediately call your lawyer in Stonewall the
United States Senate, Well, that's a concern. And as you
can probably tell, you know, I don't quote crazy with
rumor stuff and theory stuff. As you can probably tell,
I suspect somebody in the government was involved. I do.
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I simply do just the level of reconnaissance that moron did.
I am very suspicious. Now to your question, do I
think he will find out who's responsible? No, I don't.
I think that he will direct his Attorney General cash
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be tail all them. I think he will direct them
all into a no holds bar investigation. Wouldn't you somebody
tried to blow your head off? I think he will
tell them all bets are off, you go all in.
I want to know everything. But just like we talked about,
I think it was last night with the announcement that
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they're releasing the JFK files and the RFK files, in
the MLK files and things like that. Powerful people they
do not use the high powered assassin to take out
their opponent. A he did twenty years on Special Forces
and now he can shoot a guy from twenty miles away.
That's in the movies. In real life, when you want
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a powerful person taken out, and you yourself are powerful,
you find a patsy, a fall guy. You find somebody
who will do the deed for you, somebody who's stupid,
easy to manipulate, maybe on drugs you find I hate
using this term, but you find a nobody, you get
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him to do the deed and then you kill him
or you know he'll die in the process of it,
and when he dies, all roads leading back to you
die with him. Why do you think Lee Harvey Oswald
was gunned down by no notorious Jewish gangster Jack Ruby.
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Why do you do you think Jack Ruby, after having
been an enforcer for may Or Lansky, after having run
a Dallas area strip club, do you think he woke
up that morning and was just full of patriotic fervor
and he loved his president, and I can't believe this
Lee Harvey guy would do it. You know what, I'm
gonna grab me a thirty eight special one. I'm gonna
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go down there and do something about that. Do you
think that the notorious gangster was just overwhelmed with patriotism
in that moment? Or do you think he was tying
up loose ends? Oh? Come on, you're not naive. No,
I'm not. I'm not of the impression we will ever
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get to the bottom of these kinds of things. But
maybe I'm wrong. Look, I don't know that. Maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe there's maybe there are enough breadcrumbs laying around me
and we can dig in and look. Maybe it was
just that kid, you know, maybe he was just a
kid who Look, you spend enough time online, the internet
can be a wonderful and a very dangerous place. You
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can gather all manner of expertise online. There's a dark
web place you can go. Now. I will admit I'm
really unfamiliar with the dark web. I've never been there.
I don't even know how to log in. But from
what I understand, what Chris and the nerds tell me
is there's a dark web thing for anything you might want,
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and that's a frightening thing. So maybe the kid was
just some Internet nerd, lefty radical wanted to get famous
out there, and he did enough recon figured out what
the best way to kill someone is, spend a little
time at the range making sure you can make the shot.
And maybe it comes down to just that, Hey, commander
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of the airwaves, Kelly, it's obvious who wears the pants
and the Kelly household, and I commend you for that.
My question is about the selection of pants and shirts
when you dress in the morning. Are you a pants
first or a shirt first? To dresser, Oh, I always
put the pants on first. You don't put your Women
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put their shirt on first. That's a woman, Yeah, Chris,
you know that's what women do. They put their shirt
on first because they still want you checking them out
while they're getting ready. All everyone knows that's what women do.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Me.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I put just my jeans on first. Then I go
strutting around the house and whenever I see ab I'm like, hey,
do you see anything you like? And then she normally
doesn't have something nice to say after that. But anyway,
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Will also be signed an executive order to begin the
process of fundamentally reforming and overhauling FEMA, or maybe getting
rid of FEMA. I think, frankly, FEMA is not good.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I think when you have a.
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Problem like this, I think you want to go and
whether it's a Democrat or Republican governor, you want to
use your state to fix it and not waste time
calling FEMA. And then FEMA gets here and they don't
know the area, they've never been to the area, and
they want to give you rules that you've never heard about.
They want to bring people that aren't as good as
the people you already have. And FEMA's turned out to
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be a disaster.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Maybe we can get rid of FEMA. I'll be all
on board for it. Remember that Haitian dude who said
he's not going back to Haiti. Tom Homan talked about him.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh, he's wrong, He's going back to Haiti.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I got that, Jesse. I live in Louisiana and Bill
Cassidy is up for reelection next year. I've started talking
with people in my area to help put in work
to push his challenger, Scott Presler's early vote app is
something we will be utilizing, so on and so forth.
We listen. This is our challenge. Can we stay motivated,
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stay in the fight, and care about races where Trump
isn't involved? Our challenge is a primary challenge. Now. The
reason we are not moving as fast as we should
be moving is all of us, myself included, have been
negligent and lax when it comes to the primary process.
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We don't get involved, and when we do get involved,
we vote for the same loser who's been in there.
That must change, because, as we talked about, these are
not leaders. Most of these people are not leaders. They're followers.
They go whichever way the wind blows. Now that's a negative.
We would that they be leaders. We would rather they
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see the right thing and do the right thing, come
what may, because that's just how they see things. But
that's not how they are. They're cowards. So we have
to use their cowardice, and we use that by making
sure they're afraid, afraid for their position. Right now, Lisa
Murkowski pulled what she pulled yesterday. Why's she announced that
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she's going to publicly vote She's going to vote against
the confirmation of hag Seth. She's not going to stop him.
He's still going to get confirmed. Why would you do that?
Donald Trump? Just one year state, one year state easily,
Why would you do that? Let me tell you why
she did that. She has no fear of the primary voter. None.
She feels like the primary voter is weak, has short
term memory, stupid, lazy. She feels like, next time there's
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a GOP primary, she's going to be able to spend ten, fifteen,
twenty million dollars in Alaska, saturate the airwaves how Magashi
is and the GOP primary voter who doesn't pay attention
now won't know any better, and he'll run out and
vote for her. Again. That's what she's banking on. I'm
not saying that's what's going to happen, but that's why
these senators constantly do the things they do because up
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to this point, that is what has happened up to
this point. They're used to doing whatever they want to do,
and these six year terms give them tons of freedom
to do that. You know, you can screw up three
or four years before you're up for reelection because you know,
as a Senator, You're going to raise enough money to
splash how brave you are all over the airwaves, and
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the people will forget how bad you screwed them when
they needed you the most. And they have been right
about that assumption for the longest time. For the longest time,
it's been virtually impossible to primary out a GOP Senator.
I do not believe those days are going to last forever, though.
I think the GEO primary voter is waking up, and
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I will continue to bull whip him until he wakes up.
All the way, Jesse, we all know the King of
not giving credit has the button of self park in
his midlife crisis vehicle. Great job taking credit when approached,
But us longtime listeners know you will take credit for
other people's work. Need the Kamala cackle. It's crazy how
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much envy can just take over people. Ever, since you've
found out that I'm a superior parallel parker, I've been
accused of lying. Don't roll your eyes, Chris, I've been
accused of lying. I've been accused of using some kind
of automatic system with the car that parks itself. And
I'll be honest with you right now. Look I'm bearing
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my soul here for you. My car. It does, in
fact have a self park function. I don't use it.
You know that. I used it one time when I
first got it, just to see if it would work,
how it would work. And it works, It works perfectly,
and I feel gross using it, and I decided right
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then and there that's the last time I'll use it.
I don't need it. It doesn't work as fast as
I do. It doesn't have that that artist's feel to it.
It feels too mechanical to me. What Chris now, I
do hate it, Chris, I'm not pretending to hate it.
I do hate it. I don't want to I don't
want to park like a robot. I want to park
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like a magician. That's what I am, A magician. I
it's just like menu whispering. I feel my way. I
don't know exactly which techniques I'm going to use when
I'm pulling into this parking spot. I don't know whether
I'm going to go in forward or I really prefer
to go in backward. That way, I'm always ready for
an exit. I learned that from the spy movies. Chris,
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why do you have to be immature? Okay, why do
you have to immature? I don't know what technic I'm
gonna use. I need to feel my way like all
great artists do. And that you're jealous of me saddens me. Actually,
all right, why are we still getting text on overtime? Pay?
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Was Kennedy getna pull us out of the war?
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Enough said? Follow the money trail? I love JFK. Murder assassinator, murder,
assassinate theories. I love them and I don't laugh at
any of them. But I don't know that could be.
I don't know, but this is this is what the government,
and really a lot of evil people in power throughout
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history have never understood, which is wild because it's so
very obvious. You need to maintain the connection between the government, government,
governing body, whatever it is, and the citizens, the people themselves.
The people themselves must feel connected to their government. You
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can't just break away from them and rule over them.
Even all powerful kings and pharaohs cannot survive in power
if the people feel that there is no connection with
them to their government. That is a fact. You can
go read all the crazy things kings have done to
try to appeal to the people. So they get that
they need that connection. But what they never seem to
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understand is being open and honest creates more trust in
a better connection, a better connection when you're open and honest. Now,
the JFK assassination is just one example. We could use
a million different things, but the JFK assassination. You have
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all these files. It looks bad, it looks weird, the
grassy no, the mobs Cia Cuba, they'll be j but
no one knows. But you collect all these files and
then you classify them and tell everybody, oh, we'll show
you in like ah fifty years. That creates suspicion. That
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creates distrust when you tell me I can't see what
I should be allowed to see as an American citizen,
that was my president who just got his freaking end
blown off. I have every right to know what you
know about that. And when you cover it up all
these agencies and whatnot, they think they're protecting themselves. Well,
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we have to protect We'll make it about the CIA.
We have to protect the CIA. No, you don't understand.
The CIA is still part of the federal government. And
if the federal government loses its connection with the people,
then there's no more CIA because there's no more federal government,
because then your country's gone. What you have to do
is maintain a trust with the people. Very hard to
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do when you're covering everything up. Jesse, didn't Trump promise
not the tax overtime pay? Has this been ordered by Trump? Well, look,
there are campaign promises and then there's Congress and other things.
A lot of the things these politicians, all of them
do when they're on the campaign trail is promise you
that they're going to do this, that, and this and that.
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But they don't necessarily have the power to do all
that themselves. You want to change the tax laws of
the country, you need Congress. Back to what we were
talking about before. Everyone was mag of this and maga that,
and Trump Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump til we die.
And so Trump gets elected overwhelmingly, but the GOP barely
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has a majority in the House of Representatives. And that
small majority means that we will now need the biggest
rhino of rhinos, all of them, to vote for whatever
bill we pass. So allow me to remind you once again,
this Congress as it's currently constituted, is not really capable
of passing a great law. Oh, you'll get some very
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basic stuff like Lake and Riley Act. That's the bare
minimum deporting criminals. What am I supposed to congratulate you
for that? You should be deporting everyone. But okay, glad
you did it. But that's the very basic. That's the
bare minimum. And that's all you're going to get. Don't
expect some great law. The laws, the bills, the budgets,
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the propreation stuff you're gonna get from this Congress is
gonna be awful. Not only right now, Jesse, the bribes,
I mean ear marks you mentioned on Monday for outgoing agencies.
Can they be reversed. How nice would it be for
those people to lose favor with the companies they tried
to enrich. Some of that stuff can be reversed. He's
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talking about what I mentioned on Monday with Jennifer grand Holme,
outgoing Energy Secretary manages to copple together a whole bunch
more cash that mysteriously is going to end up in
the hands of her big donors from the state of Michigan,
where she's from. And of course they do this on
their way out the door when they don't have any
power anymore. The looting of the treasury. Can it be
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stopped now? Some can, some can't, depends on where that
process is. Trump today came out and he stopped a
lot of the Inflation Reduction Act. He stopped a lot
of those payments because it was all just one big
payoff to Democrat donors. It didn't have anything to do
with energy or inflation or anything else. They just passed
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a multi trillion dollar bill and called it the Inflation
Reduction Act. What a bunch of dishonest pieces of trash. Anyway,
he stopped some of those, but you're not gonna get
the ones back that already got sent out, Hey, Jesse,
my name's John. I wanted to be grudgingly say congrats
to your Buckeyes on winning the national championship. However, we
can't ignore the fact that there is a massive asterisk
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on this season, and that is Michigan. We own you.
Ha ha ha. I love the show. Keep doing what
you're doing, brother. That's the brutal thing about losing to
your rival. We've lost to Michigan a few years in
a row. Here you are your national champion, and don't
get me wrong, you'd rather be national champion than beat
your rival. But still your rival still has that over you,
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especially if they've cobbled together a few of them in
a row, and they do most definitely have some bragging rights. Gosh,
I hate it, Doctor Menu Oracle, Doctor menu Oracle. Anyway,
settle a debate for me. What's your opinion on sloppy Joe?
And no, I'm not referring to the president Sloppy Joe. Well,
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here's the deal we had, man Witch when I was
a kid. You ever have man which have you heard?
I don't even know if it still exists. It was
the sloppy Joe in a can. It does Chris it does.
That's all we ever had when I was a kid,
and so that was really my impression of sloppy Joe.
Sloppy Joe for me, traditional sloppy Joe is a little
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too catch it be. I don't like sweet meats. I
like salty meats, spicy meats. Chris, why don't you grow up?
Can I get through a conversation talking about I didn't
say it at all. I don't like like karaokee wings
or barbecue wings with barbecue sauce on them. They're fine.
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It's not like I'm grossed out. Too sweet for me,
too sweet. I'd much rather have some sort of a
dry row or even a buffalo sauce, even though that
can get too sweet. But traditional sloppy Joe, at least
a man, which we had when I was a kid,
was usually too Ketchupy Bob has started making sloppy Joe
at home in the slow cooker, and she's taken most
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of that ketchup out of it, so ours is browner
instead of redder. If you looked at it, it would
look more like a I don't even want to say
a chili, I don't know, browner more the color of
reef fried beans than anything else brown or sloppy Joe.
I buy. I buy wieners, the ballpark bun size all beef, Chris,
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so you people can eat them, the all beef wieners.
Whenever she makes sloppy Joe, I don't have sloppy Joe.
I throw ballpark weiener cheese. Some kind of shredded cheese
is some kind of We have some in the fridge.
And then I dump that sloppy Joe over it like
a chili dog, but more of a sloppy Joe dog.
It would be unfair to call that chili, although it's
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pretty much the same friggin thing. That's how I prefer
sloppy Joe. I like sloppy Joe. It's just that traditional
sloppy Joe is way, way, way too ketch a bey
for me. It's like my thoughts on meat loaf. Everyone
yells at me because I hate meat loaf. Meat loaf
was always too ketch a be for me. Now maybe
that's just because my mom can't cook to save her life.
But I don't know. I can't say what Chris, she can't.
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She got it, Honestly, her mom couldn't cook either. Whenever
we were going to grandma's house, we would stop at
McDonald's on the way and we would stuff our faces
because we knew she'd be serving some kind of god
awful stringy pork pork roast or something like that, and
every time she had to catch on at some point.
Every time we'd be like, oh is it dinner time? Oh?
I wish we'd known we already ate Dang, that's too bad. Anyway.
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Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. On
what has been a magnificent and Friday, a magnificent week,
Jewish producer Chris just said that it feels like so
much has happened this week, like more than the last
year of the Biden presidency. Yeah, that's what happens when
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you have people who actually care about the country. That's
what happens.
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Granted, it is an embarrassment of riches for Trump because
they left such a gigantic pile of dog crap to
clean up that virtually anywhere you shovel, you're gonna pick
up something. There's a lot to do. Keep digging in Jesse.
It's been three years since we lost Bailey, our fourteen
year old lovable knucklehead golden doodle. My wife of thirty
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six years has said no more dogs because of her
sadness of losing him. I have always had a dog. Yes,
it is sad to lose a canine friend, a part
of the family. I can't help but think of the
happiness and pure joy of moving on to another man's
best friend like Fred. What to do? Here's how we
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handled it. When I was a kid, we always had
a dog. When I was growing up, we always always
always had a dog. And when our dogs died for
whatever reason they died got hit by a car. You
remember my one dog got poisoned pet's dye. Dogs die
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on you. Rarely was there a one day lag in
the Kelly household before we went out and snatched up
another dog. I'm not saying it's the right thing to do,
but I will say, like the day Jake, our black lab,
got poisoned by our dirtball neighbor and he died that day.
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My dad, Now my dad didn't deal with tears all
that well. He wasn't exactly the cuveliest person in the world,
but he cared. He just didn't know how to show
it necessarily. And if he walked in and everyone was sad,
and he walked in that day and everyone was crying.
Everyone was sad. I'm crying, my sister Mickey crying, my
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mom's crying, everyone's crying. We love Jake. Jake's gone. Well,
my old man doesn't know what to do but try
to fix it. Right. So immediately it was get in
the car, everybody, get in the car, let's go. And
so for him, that was that was how he loved.
We got in the car, drove right down to a
kennel and got a new puppy, and we were still
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sad about Jake that night. But our next dog, Hank
was his name. I actually named him after my grandpa.
Our next dog, Hank. Look, you spend enough time cuddling
with the puppy, you forget about the last one. So
I don't know what to tell you, because Fred has
so taken ownership of the hearts of this family and
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really the entire neighborhood and my mom and everybody else.
Fred just owns everybody. I don't know what we're gonna
do when he goes. I have no idea, but I
know my wife's gonna be a wreck and my kids
are gonna be a wreck. I won't care. I'll be fine.
But what Chris, I rEFInd but they'll be upset Jesse.
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If the twenty four Blue states are successful in harboring
their illegals, soon they'll be begging for billions from Congress.
Hopefully we will not give them any. Well, this is
why we have to do, as indelicate as it may be,
we have to do what Trump did today, where if
you're one of these blue places that has destroyed your
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own place on purpose, you don't get to go begging
now for federal taxpayer dollars without conditions. Trump was talking
about California today. We need hey, we need all this money.
We need billions of dollars. And Trump said, well, okay,
so I want two things.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I want voter ID for the people of California. They
all want it right now. You don't have voter ID.
People want to have voter identification. You want to have
proof of citizenship. Ideally you have one day voting. But
I I just want voter ideas to start, and I
want the water to be released. And they're going to
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get a lot of help from the US. Thank you
very much. I'll see you a little bit.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
You can't allow these Blue states to destroy their people,
destroy their state, bankrupt the treasury and then turn and
hand them my money and your money. Whenever something goes wrong.
You can't just allow them to get away with that.
These cities and states get tax payer money. The politicians
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in these states, they use that money to get re
elected the hand I find a way to hand that
money out to their friends and their campaign donors and
this and that, and very little of it ever gets
to the people because they don't give a crap about
the people. Hey, Jesse, Based on some of the things
I've heard you say on the air, I think we're
pretty close to each other. On Tuesday, you mentioned sending
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Cory on a cheese steak run. Where is the good
cheese steak place you sent him to. I'm glad you
found a useful thing for him to do. I'm sure
it's not like he's crushing it in the studio. That's true.
His name was Steven. Fat Shack is the name of
this place, and I think it's run by a bunch
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of stoners. We were looking. We laugh every time, me,
Chris and Corey when we look at the menu, we
laugh every time. Don't they have like a fat dooby
or something like that? Oh my gosh, Corey's holding up.
They gave us a bumper sticker with the order that
Corey went and picked up. I kid you not, that
said I love fat doobies. So this place is delicious.
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Cheese sticks and cheese steaks, and they double fry their fries,
and they have all these sandwiches that have like cheese.
They'll have a sandwich and I'm making this up, but
it's not really wrong. They'll have a sandwich with a
bunch of chicken strips on it and then French fries
on it, and then mozzarella cheese sticks on it, and
then they'll drown it and ranch and you know that
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they have. I think it's a lot of Stoner's. But
the thing about our Stoner friends is they know how
to eat. Stoners know how to eat. And his place
is pretty freaking good. I'll tell you that much, all right, Jesse.
Yesterday I had dinner from your favorite restaurant, Red Lobster.
I had the salmon dish with Brussels sprouts, clay and
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buck we're talking about. I have to say that was
probably the best thing about the meal. Have you tried them? No,
I haven't. I haven't tried the Brussels sprouts of red lobster,
because I'm not a disgusting cave man who pretends that
Brussels sprouts are anything other than disgusting. Stop trying to
sell Brussels sprouts to the masses. I don't care how
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many times Clay gets on the air and say I
love the Brussels sprouts. I'm a big fan. Sure, go
send a plate of cheese sticks in front of everyone
and a plate of Brussels sprouts, and see which one
goes away first. You put your phone down, Go enjoy
your weekend. Celebrate. It's been a wonderful weekend. We'll have
a wonderful next week too, all right, that's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And we're
going to talk about everything from parallel parking to primary
Republican senators. We're gonna talk about digging into you know what.
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We're about to dig into this right now, the attempt
on Donald Trump's life. Someone wants to discuss how I
get dressed in the morning. All that and so much
more coming up on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
let's dig into this. This guy says Urchin Stomper. Do
you think that Donald will find out who is responsible
for the attempt on his life? The corruption in this
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country is so deep it will be impossible to clean
up the mess. God bless you and your family. He
didn't say I could say his name. He did request
the bar though. All right, the attempt on Trump's life.
Here's my concern. I'm concerned the government was involved. Dad
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just said it. I have the same concern you do.
If it's just some deranged kami kid. Okay, that's one thing.
It's bad, don't get me wrong, But that's one thing.
In fact, if it's some deranged comedy kid working in
conjunction with a foreign country, that's one thing, and it's bad.
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You know, if he was working with Iran, and he
may have been working with China, working with to try
to assassinate the Republican nominee for president, that's bad. It's bad.
It's bad. However, all those things pale in comparison to
the seriousness of it. If it was the United States
government trying to kill Donald Trump. Now that brings us
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to some things that we know, some startling things. If
you suspect that may be the case. They cremated his
body almost right away. That never happens. That never is
done on a high profile case like this, and you
keep those things around for ages. We want to do
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an autopsy, We want to check this. Oh we just
found this, We better go check that. Oh did he
have this tattoo? They sent him right to the friar immediately.
He's ash. He can't be examined now. That never happens.
They sprayed off the roof immediately. Now, I've only ever
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been a temporary cop. I was a cop for six
months in the Marine Corps when they made me go
be a cop for a little while. But even if
I had never done that, and I came on a
crime scene of some kind, now I'm a civilian. I'm
not a cop. I don't know anything about being a cop.
I'm not one of you detective types. I if I
walked into a crime scene, I wouldn't want to touch anything.
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This is me who doesn't know anything about it. I
would know I don't want to touch anything. I don't
want to move anything. I don't want to put fingerprints somewhere.
I don't want to move something around. I'm a moron,
and I would know. You don't touch things like that.
You don't move things around. I certainly wouldn't go grab
the wind decks and start spraying down the windows and
cleaning all the blood and brain matter off of it.
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I am a moron who knows nothing, and I know
you don't touch the crime scene. They immediately sprayed it off.
How can you even claim negligence for that. There is
no claim you can make to explain spraying down the
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roof and cleaning off the crime scene of the guy
who came two inches away from assassinating Donald Trump. And
that brings us to the ATF agent. Again, this is
a known thing, not an Internet rumor. Senator Ron Johnson
of Wisconsin told me this to my face. A man
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got on the roof a man in a suit. A
man kept telling the cops who were there. The cops
were there taking pictures in video of the dead guy's
brains are blown out, the teeth and the blood everything.
Cops are there gathering pictures. This man tells these cops, Hey,
all these pictures you're gathering, I want you to text
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them all to me. He gives them the cell phone. Well,
all we knew initially was there was a man in
a suit who wanted the cops to text him things.
Senator Ron Johnson looked into it. That man with the ATF.
Ron Johnson reached out, not the Internet bomb throwing, just
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reached out and said, hey, buddy, I want you to
come in so we can talk about that. You got
all these pictures and videos and stuff like that. I
want you to come in and talk about that. Boom.
The guy clammed up and lawyered up immediately. Now, what's
the explanation for that? If you're there in an official
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capacity with the ATF, Let's say you're gathering crime scene
photos or something like that. Well, that's a very easy explanation.
You don't need to lawyer up or anything like that.
You go in and say, yeah, Senator, we're at the
atf We're kind of working with the FBI Secret Service.
I'm figuring this out. I gathered up all the pictures
because I've started a file on That's a two minute
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conversation when you immediately call your lawyer in Stonewall the
United States Senate, Well, that's a concern. And as you
can probably tell, you know, I don't quote crazy with
rumor stuff and theory stuff. As you can probably tell,
I suspect somebody in the government was involved. I do.
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I simply do just the level of reconnaissance that moron did.
I am very suspicious. Now to your question, do I
think he will find out who's responsible? No, I don't.
I think that he will direct his Attorney General cash
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be tail all them. I think he will direct them
all into a no holds bar investigation. Wouldn't you somebody
tried to blow your head off? I think he will
tell them all bets are off, you go all in.
I want to know everything. But just like we talked about,
I think it was last night with the announcement that
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they're releasing the JFK files and the RFK files, in
the MLK files and things like that. Powerful people they
do not use the high powered assassin to take out
their opponent. A he did twenty years on Special Forces
and now he can shoot a guy from twenty miles away.
That's in the movies. In real life, when you want
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a powerful person taken out, and you yourself are powerful,
you find a patsy, a fall guy. You find somebody
who will do the deed for you, somebody who's stupid,
easy to manipulate, maybe on drugs you find I hate
using this term, but you find a nobody, you get
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him to do the deed and then you kill him
or you know he'll die in the process of it,
and when he dies, all roads leading back to you
die with him. Why do you think Lee Harvey Oswald
was gunned down by no notorious Jewish gangster Jack Ruby.
(08:04):
Why do you do you think Jack Ruby, after having
been an enforcer for may Or Lansky, after having run
a Dallas area strip club, do you think he woke
up that morning and was just full of patriotic fervor
and he loved his president, and I can't believe this
Lee Harvey guy would do it. You know what, I'm
gonna grab me a thirty eight special one. I'm gonna
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go down there and do something about that. Do you
think that the notorious gangster was just overwhelmed with patriotism
in that moment? Or do you think he was tying
up loose ends? Oh? Come on, you're not naive. No,
I'm not. I'm not of the impression we will ever
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get to the bottom of these kinds of things. But
maybe I'm wrong. Look, I don't know that. Maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe there's maybe there are enough breadcrumbs laying around me
and we can dig in and look. Maybe it was
just that kid, you know, maybe he was just a
kid who Look, you spend enough time online, the internet
can be a wonderful and a very dangerous place. You
(09:08):
can gather all manner of expertise online. There's a dark
web place you can go. Now. I will admit I'm
really unfamiliar with the dark web. I've never been there.
I don't even know how to log in. But from
what I understand, what Chris and the nerds tell me
is there's a dark web thing for anything you might want,
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and that's a frightening thing. So maybe the kid was
just some Internet nerd, lefty radical wanted to get famous
out there, and he did enough recon figured out what
the best way to kill someone is, spend a little
time at the range making sure you can make the shot.
And maybe it comes down to just that, Hey, commander
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of the airwaves, Kelly, it's obvious who wears the pants
and the Kelly household, and I commend you for that.
My question is about the selection of pants and shirts
when you dress in the morning. Are you a pants
first or a shirt first? To dresser, Oh, I always
put the pants on first. You don't put your Women
(10:12):
put their shirt on first. That's a woman, Yeah, Chris,
you know that's what women do. They put their shirt
on first because they still want you checking them out
while they're getting ready. All everyone knows that's what women do.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Me.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I put just my jeans on first. Then I go
strutting around the house and whenever I see ab I'm like, hey,
do you see anything you like? And then she normally
doesn't have something nice to say after that. But anyway,
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Speaker 4 (12:07):
Will also be signed an executive order to begin the
process of fundamentally reforming and overhauling FEMA, or maybe getting
rid of FEMA. I think, frankly, FEMA is not good.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I think when you have a.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Problem like this, I think you want to go and
whether it's a Democrat or Republican governor, you want to
use your state to fix it and not waste time
calling FEMA. And then FEMA gets here and they don't
know the area, they've never been to the area, and
they want to give you rules that you've never heard about.
They want to bring people that aren't as good as
the people you already have. And FEMA's turned out to
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be a disaster.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Maybe we can get rid of FEMA. I'll be all
on board for it. Remember that Haitian dude who said
he's not going back to Haiti. Tom Homan talked about him.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh, he's wrong, He's going back to Haiti.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I got that, Jesse. I live in Louisiana and Bill
Cassidy is up for reelection next year. I've started talking
with people in my area to help put in work
to push his challenger, Scott Presler's early vote app is
something we will be utilizing, so on and so forth.
We listen. This is our challenge. Can we stay motivated,
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stay in the fight, and care about races where Trump
isn't involved? Our challenge is a primary challenge. Now. The
reason we are not moving as fast as we should
be moving is all of us, myself included, have been
negligent and lax when it comes to the primary process.
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We don't get involved, and when we do get involved,
we vote for the same loser who's been in there.
That must change, because, as we talked about, these are
not leaders. Most of these people are not leaders. They're followers.
They go whichever way the wind blows. Now that's a negative.
We would that they be leaders. We would rather they
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see the right thing and do the right thing, come
what may, because that's just how they see things. But
that's not how they are. They're cowards. So we have
to use their cowardice, and we use that by making
sure they're afraid, afraid for their position. Right now, Lisa
Murkowski pulled what she pulled yesterday. Why's she announced that
(14:26):
she's going to publicly vote She's going to vote against
the confirmation of hag Seth. She's not going to stop him.
He's still going to get confirmed. Why would you do that?
Donald Trump? Just one year state, one year state easily,
Why would you do that? Let me tell you why
she did that. She has no fear of the primary voter. None.
She feels like the primary voter is weak, has short
term memory, stupid, lazy. She feels like, next time there's
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a GOP primary, she's going to be able to spend ten, fifteen,
twenty million dollars in Alaska, saturate the airwaves how Magashi
is and the GOP primary voter who doesn't pay attention
now won't know any better, and he'll run out and
vote for her. Again. That's what she's banking on. I'm
not saying that's what's going to happen, but that's why
these senators constantly do the things they do because up
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to this point, that is what has happened up to
this point. They're used to doing whatever they want to do,
and these six year terms give them tons of freedom
to do that. You know, you can screw up three
or four years before you're up for reelection because you know,
as a Senator, You're going to raise enough money to
splash how brave you are all over the airwaves, and
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the people will forget how bad you screwed them when
they needed you the most. And they have been right
about that assumption for the longest time. For the longest time,
it's been virtually impossible to primary out a GOP Senator.
I do not believe those days are going to last forever, though.
I think the GEO primary voter is waking up, and
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I will continue to bull whip him until he wakes up.
All the way, Jesse, we all know the King of
not giving credit has the button of self park in
his midlife crisis vehicle. Great job taking credit when approached,
But us longtime listeners know you will take credit for
other people's work. Need the Kamala cackle. It's crazy how
(16:29):
much envy can just take over people. Ever, since you've
found out that I'm a superior parallel parker, I've been
accused of lying. Don't roll your eyes, Chris, I've been
accused of lying. I've been accused of using some kind
of automatic system with the car that parks itself. And
I'll be honest with you right now. Look I'm bearing
(16:51):
my soul here for you. My car. It does, in
fact have a self park function. I don't use it.
You know that. I used it one time when I
first got it, just to see if it would work,
how it would work. And it works, It works perfectly,
and I feel gross using it, and I decided right
(17:13):
then and there that's the last time I'll use it.
I don't need it. It doesn't work as fast as
I do. It doesn't have that that artist's feel to it.
It feels too mechanical to me. What Chris now, I
do hate it, Chris, I'm not pretending to hate it.
I do hate it. I don't want to I don't
want to park like a robot. I want to park
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like a magician. That's what I am, A magician. I
it's just like menu whispering. I feel my way. I
don't know exactly which techniques I'm going to use when
I'm pulling into this parking spot. I don't know whether
I'm going to go in forward or I really prefer
to go in backward. That way, I'm always ready for
an exit. I learned that from the spy movies. Chris,
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why do you have to be immature? Okay, why do
you have to immature? I don't know what technic I'm
gonna use. I need to feel my way like all
great artists do. And that you're jealous of me saddens me. Actually,
all right, why are we still getting text on overtime? Pay?
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Enough said? Follow the money trail? I love JFK. Murder assassinator, murder,
assassinate theories. I love them and I don't laugh at
any of them. But I don't know that could be.
I don't know, but this is this is what the government,
and really a lot of evil people in power throughout
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history have never understood, which is wild because it's so
very obvious. You need to maintain the connection between the government, government,
governing body, whatever it is, and the citizens, the people themselves.
The people themselves must feel connected to their government. You
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can't just break away from them and rule over them.
Even all powerful kings and pharaohs cannot survive in power
if the people feel that there is no connection with
them to their government. That is a fact. You can
go read all the crazy things kings have done to
try to appeal to the people. So they get that
they need that connection. But what they never seem to
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understand is being open and honest creates more trust in
a better connection, a better connection when you're open and honest. Now,
the JFK assassination is just one example. We could use
a million different things, but the JFK assassination. You have
(20:20):
all these files. It looks bad, it looks weird, the
grassy no, the mobs Cia Cuba, they'll be j but
no one knows. But you collect all these files and
then you classify them and tell everybody, oh, we'll show
you in like ah fifty years. That creates suspicion. That
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creates distrust when you tell me I can't see what
I should be allowed to see as an American citizen,
that was my president who just got his freaking end
blown off. I have every right to know what you
know about that. And when you cover it up all
these agencies and whatnot, they think they're protecting themselves. Well,
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we have to protect We'll make it about the CIA.
We have to protect the CIA. No, you don't understand.
The CIA is still part of the federal government. And
if the federal government loses its connection with the people,
then there's no more CIA because there's no more federal government,
because then your country's gone. What you have to do
is maintain a trust with the people. Very hard to
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do when you're covering everything up. Jesse, didn't Trump promise
not the tax overtime pay? Has this been ordered by Trump? Well, look,
there are campaign promises and then there's Congress and other things.
A lot of the things these politicians, all of them
do when they're on the campaign trail is promise you
that they're going to do this, that, and this and that.
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But they don't necessarily have the power to do all
that themselves. You want to change the tax laws of
the country, you need Congress. Back to what we were
talking about before. Everyone was mag of this and maga that,
and Trump Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump til we die.
And so Trump gets elected overwhelmingly, but the GOP barely
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has a majority in the House of Representatives. And that
small majority means that we will now need the biggest
rhino of rhinos, all of them, to vote for whatever
bill we pass. So allow me to remind you once again,
this Congress as it's currently constituted, is not really capable
of passing a great law. Oh, you'll get some very
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basic stuff like Lake and Riley Act. That's the bare
minimum deporting criminals. What am I supposed to congratulate you
for that? You should be deporting everyone. But okay, glad
you did it. But that's the very basic. That's the
bare minimum. And that's all you're going to get. Don't
expect some great law. The laws, the bills, the budgets,
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the propreation stuff you're gonna get from this Congress is
gonna be awful. Not only right now, Jesse, the bribes,
I mean ear marks you mentioned on Monday for outgoing agencies.
Can they be reversed. How nice would it be for
those people to lose favor with the companies they tried
to enrich. Some of that stuff can be reversed. He's
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talking about what I mentioned on Monday with Jennifer grand Holme,
outgoing Energy Secretary manages to copple together a whole bunch
more cash that mysteriously is going to end up in
the hands of her big donors from the state of Michigan,
where she's from. And of course they do this on
their way out the door when they don't have any
power anymore. The looting of the treasury. Can it be
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stopped now? Some can, some can't, depends on where that
process is. Trump today came out and he stopped a
lot of the Inflation Reduction Act. He stopped a lot
of those payments because it was all just one big
payoff to Democrat donors. It didn't have anything to do
with energy or inflation or anything else. They just passed
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a multi trillion dollar bill and called it the Inflation
Reduction Act. What a bunch of dishonest pieces of trash. Anyway,
he stopped some of those, but you're not gonna get
the ones back that already got sent out, Hey, Jesse,
my name's John. I wanted to be grudgingly say congrats
to your Buckeyes on winning the national championship. However, we
can't ignore the fact that there is a massive asterisk
(24:22):
on this season, and that is Michigan. We own you.
Ha ha ha. I love the show. Keep doing what
you're doing, brother. That's the brutal thing about losing to
your rival. We've lost to Michigan a few years in
a row. Here you are your national champion, and don't
get me wrong, you'd rather be national champion than beat
your rival. But still your rival still has that over you,
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especially if they've cobbled together a few of them in
a row, and they do most definitely have some bragging rights. Gosh,
I hate it, Doctor Menu Oracle, Doctor menu Oracle. Anyway,
settle a debate for me. What's your opinion on sloppy Joe?
And no, I'm not referring to the president Sloppy Joe. Well,
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here's the deal we had, man Witch when I was
a kid. You ever have man which have you heard?
I don't even know if it still exists. It was
the sloppy Joe in a can. It does Chris it does.
That's all we ever had when I was a kid,
and so that was really my impression of sloppy Joe.
Sloppy Joe for me, traditional sloppy Joe is a little
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too catch it be. I don't like sweet meats. I
like salty meats, spicy meats. Chris, why don't you grow up?
Can I get through a conversation talking about I didn't
say it at all. I don't like like karaokee wings
or barbecue wings with barbecue sauce on them. They're fine.
(25:54):
It's not like I'm grossed out. Too sweet for me,
too sweet. I'd much rather have some sort of a
dry row or even a buffalo sauce, even though that
can get too sweet. But traditional sloppy Joe, at least
a man, which we had when I was a kid,
was usually too Ketchupy Bob has started making sloppy Joe
at home in the slow cooker, and she's taken most
(26:16):
of that ketchup out of it, so ours is browner
instead of redder. If you looked at it, it would
look more like a I don't even want to say
a chili, I don't know, browner more the color of
reef fried beans than anything else brown or sloppy Joe.
I buy. I buy wieners, the ballpark bun size all beef, Chris,
(26:36):
so you people can eat them, the all beef wieners.
Whenever she makes sloppy Joe, I don't have sloppy Joe.
I throw ballpark weiener cheese. Some kind of shredded cheese
is some kind of We have some in the fridge.
And then I dump that sloppy Joe over it like
a chili dog, but more of a sloppy Joe dog.
It would be unfair to call that chili, although it's
(26:58):
pretty much the same friggin thing. That's how I prefer
sloppy Joe. I like sloppy Joe. It's just that traditional
sloppy Joe is way, way, way too ketch a bey
for me. It's like my thoughts on meat loaf. Everyone
yells at me because I hate meat loaf. Meat loaf
was always too ketch a be for me. Now maybe
that's just because my mom can't cook to save her life.
But I don't know. I can't say what Chris, she can't.
(27:21):
She got it, Honestly, her mom couldn't cook either. Whenever
we were going to grandma's house, we would stop at
McDonald's on the way and we would stuff our faces
because we knew she'd be serving some kind of god
awful stringy pork pork roast or something like that, and
every time she had to catch on at some point.
Every time we'd be like, oh is it dinner time? Oh?
I wish we'd known we already ate Dang, that's too bad. Anyway.
(27:45):
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(28:49):
scream baby. The Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse
Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. On
what has been a magnificent and Friday, a magnificent week,
Jewish producer Chris just said that it feels like so
much has happened this week, like more than the last
year of the Biden presidency. Yeah, that's what happens when
(29:10):
you have people who actually care about the country. That's
what happens.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Big.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Granted, it is an embarrassment of riches for Trump because
they left such a gigantic pile of dog crap to
clean up that virtually anywhere you shovel, you're gonna pick
up something. There's a lot to do. Keep digging in Jesse.
It's been three years since we lost Bailey, our fourteen
year old lovable knucklehead golden doodle. My wife of thirty
(29:36):
six years has said no more dogs because of her
sadness of losing him. I have always had a dog. Yes,
it is sad to lose a canine friend, a part
of the family. I can't help but think of the
happiness and pure joy of moving on to another man's
best friend like Fred. What to do? Here's how we
(29:57):
handled it. When I was a kid, we always had
a dog. When I was growing up, we always always
always had a dog. And when our dogs died for
whatever reason they died got hit by a car. You
remember my one dog got poisoned pet's dye. Dogs die
(30:18):
on you. Rarely was there a one day lag in
the Kelly household before we went out and snatched up
another dog. I'm not saying it's the right thing to do,
but I will say, like the day Jake, our black lab,
got poisoned by our dirtball neighbor and he died that day.
(30:40):
My dad, Now my dad didn't deal with tears all
that well. He wasn't exactly the cuveliest person in the world,
but he cared. He just didn't know how to show
it necessarily. And if he walked in and everyone was sad,
and he walked in that day and everyone was crying.
Everyone was sad. I'm crying, my sister Mickey crying, my
(31:00):
mom's crying, everyone's crying. We love Jake. Jake's gone. Well,
my old man doesn't know what to do but try
to fix it. Right. So immediately it was get in
the car, everybody, get in the car, let's go. And
so for him, that was that was how he loved.
We got in the car, drove right down to a
kennel and got a new puppy, and we were still
(31:21):
sad about Jake that night. But our next dog, Hank
was his name. I actually named him after my grandpa.
Our next dog, Hank. Look, you spend enough time cuddling
with the puppy, you forget about the last one. So
I don't know what to tell you, because Fred has
so taken ownership of the hearts of this family and
(31:43):
really the entire neighborhood and my mom and everybody else.
Fred just owns everybody. I don't know what we're gonna
do when he goes. I have no idea, but I
know my wife's gonna be a wreck and my kids
are gonna be a wreck. I won't care. I'll be fine.
But what Chris, I rEFInd but they'll be upset Jesse.
(32:04):
If the twenty four Blue states are successful in harboring
their illegals, soon they'll be begging for billions from Congress.
Hopefully we will not give them any. Well, this is
why we have to do, as indelicate as it may be,
we have to do what Trump did today, where if
you're one of these blue places that has destroyed your
(32:25):
own place on purpose, you don't get to go begging
now for federal taxpayer dollars without conditions. Trump was talking
about California today. We need hey, we need all this money.
We need billions of dollars. And Trump said, well, okay,
so I want two things.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I want voter ID for the people of California. They
all want it right now. You don't have voter ID.
People want to have voter identification. You want to have
proof of citizenship. Ideally you have one day voting. But
I I just want voter ideas to start, and I
want the water to be released. And they're going to
(33:05):
get a lot of help from the US. Thank you
very much. I'll see you a little bit.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
You can't allow these Blue states to destroy their people,
destroy their state, bankrupt the treasury and then turn and
hand them my money and your money. Whenever something goes wrong.
You can't just allow them to get away with that.
These cities and states get tax payer money. The politicians
(33:34):
in these states, they use that money to get re
elected the hand I find a way to hand that
money out to their friends and their campaign donors and
this and that, and very little of it ever gets
to the people because they don't give a crap about
the people. Hey, Jesse, Based on some of the things
I've heard you say on the air, I think we're
pretty close to each other. On Tuesday, you mentioned sending
(33:54):
Cory on a cheese steak run. Where is the good
cheese steak place you sent him to. I'm glad you
found a useful thing for him to do. I'm sure
it's not like he's crushing it in the studio. That's true.
His name was Steven. Fat Shack is the name of
this place, and I think it's run by a bunch
(34:15):
of stoners. We were looking. We laugh every time, me,
Chris and Corey when we look at the menu, we
laugh every time. Don't they have like a fat dooby
or something like that? Oh my gosh, Corey's holding up.
They gave us a bumper sticker with the order that
Corey went and picked up. I kid you not, that
said I love fat doobies. So this place is delicious.
(34:40):
Cheese sticks and cheese steaks, and they double fry their fries,
and they have all these sandwiches that have like cheese.
They'll have a sandwich and I'm making this up, but
it's not really wrong. They'll have a sandwich with a
bunch of chicken strips on it and then French fries
on it, and then mozzarella cheese sticks on it, and
then they'll drown it and ranch and you know that
(35:03):
they have. I think it's a lot of Stoner's. But
the thing about our Stoner friends is they know how
to eat. Stoners know how to eat. And his place
is pretty freaking good. I'll tell you that much, all right, Jesse.
Yesterday I had dinner from your favorite restaurant, Red Lobster.
I had the salmon dish with Brussels sprouts, clay and
(35:24):
buck we're talking about. I have to say that was
probably the best thing about the meal. Have you tried them? No,
I haven't. I haven't tried the Brussels sprouts of red lobster,
because I'm not a disgusting cave man who pretends that
Brussels sprouts are anything other than disgusting. Stop trying to
sell Brussels sprouts to the masses. I don't care how
(35:47):
many times Clay gets on the air and say I
love the Brussels sprouts. I'm a big fan. Sure, go
send a plate of cheese sticks in front of everyone
and a plate of Brussels sprouts, and see which one
goes away first. You put your phone down, Go enjoy
your weekend. Celebrate. It's been a wonderful weekend. We'll have
a wonderful next week too, all right, that's all
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Jesse Kelly
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