May 9, 2025 • 38 mins
We can’t back down because there’s not another place to go. How do you find a therapist that isn’t a Democrat? Was the Covid vax just mass experimentation? Is Chris the voice of all the show transitions? Is JD Vance the future?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a fantastic Friday, and that's doctor Jesse Friday. We got
Democrat mayors being arrested. We're suspending hey be as corpus.
I'm like a kidney candy store out here. All right.
(00:33):
We're gonna talk about your shrink, kids, movies, COVID stress tests,
someone else's mad at Trump, all kinds of things going
on in the final hour of the world famous Jesse
Kelly Show. And we'll talk about the projection from Jessmine Chris.
I mean, I'm not gonna say that like a lif
leaning person, can you know? I just can't listen to
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her voice right now. Maybe I'll be maybe I'll let
her bring me down in a little while, but not
right now, Not today, Satan, not today, hey, Jesse Or
she says, dear doctor Ruth, I recently had to fire
my shrink. She was wasting a lot of time bashing
Trump and got monotonous pushing back for me. Could have
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ended up in her notes, how do you find a
therapist who's not a communist? Good luck with that. They
took over the psychiatric schools a long time ago. If
you go through that schooling, you're in trouble. You I
shouldn't say only hope, but your best hope is if
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you find a decent church. Churches oftentimes have counseling through them,
and don't think you have to go there. Most of them,
you don't. I'm not telling you that that you have
to go there, but and even then it might be
screwed up. Member, there's all kinds of screwed up churches too.
Don't think that you'll be okay there, Jesse more than
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just a stress test. I believe COVID was mass experimentation.
Couldn't get enough volunteers to see if m RNA, so
a mass experimentation. All right, well I don't, I don't.
I don't disagree with what you're saying. But here's what
I here's what I think. The pharmaceutical industry is a
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gigantic industry, and that's not new. Really. Throughout history, people
have wanted to be healed when they're sick, when they're injured,
and they've wanted to live longer. This is not a
new phenomenon. That's human beings. We want to keep living.
We want to live healthier. Would so anybody who, any doctor,
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medicine man who can provide those things, they're normally going
to be very sought after. All right, So that here
in America, our medical industry is all over the place,
but the pharmaceutical industry is extremely lucrative. Globally, it's extremely lucrative.
And remember, yes, they do a lot of good. For sure,
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I'm not denying that at all. There are medications that
maybe have changed your life or saved your life, but
it's still a for profit endeavor. Not that that's bad,
but it's a for profit endeavor. And so when you
have a for profit endeavor, what you want is consistent
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return customers. When I was selling our v's, remember what
I was doing before I started this, I was selling
our v's. You want another thing about selling r vs
or cars or whatever. If you get into sales, the
longer you do it, the easier it is to make
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your sales numbers. And do you know why, because the
longer you do it, the more return customers you get
if you took care of them the first time. I
remember how frustrated I was when I first got started,
because I was busting my butt trying to make sales,
trying to make ends meet, and I'd be trying to
schedule appointments, but I don't really know anybody yet, and
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so I'm dealing with something. We called him ups, someone
who just drove on the lot as an up. It's
a fresh up, it's a new up. Caught him up.
Say he got a fresh up. So I'm trying to
grab this person off the parking lot and talk him
into buying an RV. And yet the dude who was
selling right next to me had been there for thirty
years and he never leapt off his desk to go
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grab someone in the parking lot. He wouldn't do it.
You know why. All day long, return customers came, Hey, Marty,
I haven't seen you for six years since I sold
you that wild Cat. You ready for a new one?
Oh okay, let's go get you a new one. Sales
just walking in, falling into his lap return customers. Pharmaceutical
industry is no different. And once COVID came out, if
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you're in the pharmaceutical industry, anything like that, anything that
creates health, fear and peace people is an opportunity for you.
So as soon as it came out, We'll started turning. Hey,
we could we've been working on this mRNA gene therapy stuff.
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We could probably package this and sell this as a
way to keep people from getting COVID. And of course
it didn't do that at all. Oh, we could sell
it then as a way to keep people from spreading COVID.
It didn't do that either. It didn't do any of
those It did nothing, did none of that stuff. But
you mass package it. And then I said, before I'll
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say it again, Operation Warp Speed. It's one of the
most evil leg pieces of legislation ever because it allowed
these companies to partner with the federal government, cut out
all the red tape, and just streamlined this stuff into society.
Next thing, you know, every ads a pharmaceutical ad on television.
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Age to Jake your shot. I took my fifteenth shot.
So I think it was more of a an industry
met opportunity. That's what it was, an industry met opportunity. Jesse.
As parents of six, we've compiled a compulsory movie viewing
list that every anti communist kid should enjoy. Age appropriate.
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The subject of this one is one of the movie
rules for the boys. I remember the oldest being upset
that we let some of the kids watch Full Metal Jacket, Commando, Terminator,
Lethal Weapon and Blazing Saddles at earlier ages than she
was allowed. She says it's because they were boys, and
she was probably right. We were debating movie choices Saturday,
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and our thirteen year old said, I wonder what movies
Jesse and Aubrey make James and Luke watch with them?
So do you do anything similar or what movie rules
do you have? As they are getting older, can say
their name and I can make the kids' day with
some fart sounds. And that's the Beach family who wrote
in all right, So I am historically a little bit
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more lenient than ob is with what I will allow
the boys to watch. I admit that the rule we
have now, and it's the rule we've had for a
couple of years. Look, I'm not saying this is good,
so I'm not giving you advice. Okay, we're really okay
with violence on some level. I don't want my kids
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watching people getting tortured or any of that other stuff.
But my kids have seen Rambo, all of them. We're okay,
okay with some language. Now, it's not that I want
my kids using that language. But I'm also not naive.
They're teenage boys, and teenage boys love to do dangerous,
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forbidden things, and so I'm sure when they get with
their friends they're using potty words they wouldn't be allowed
to use in front of their mother. We're okay with that.
The one place we do draw the line is the uh,
the nudy stuff. That is the place we draw the line.
We will sit down and we will watch. We have
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to usually make them watch something because these kids have
no taste in movies. They like the dumbest things in
the world. We have to show them what's good. So
we'll sit down and we'll show them Indiana Jones. My
kids have seen all the Indiana Jones movies, The Lord
of the Ring, Don't sneer at Indiana Jones, Chris the
Lord of the Rings movies, all that stuff. The one
place we draw the line is nudy stuff. And I
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told you, remember I remember my Deadpool story. Remember I
told you that. So this is this is years ago,
years ago the movie Deadpool came out, which I wouldn't
go see it now because it's Marvel, that's Disney whatever.
But the movie it's a superhero movie. We weren't sure
about it because we'd heard it was more adult themed,
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and it very much is adult themed. It's not this
and not Captain America read bad language and things like that.
I'm on a flight. I forget where I was something
for work. I was on a flight and they had
Deadpool on there. I thought, well, what a great opportunity.
I can screen this movie for my kids. See if
it's age appropriate. I watched Deadpool on the plane. Plenty
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of body words, f bombs and stuff like that, plenty
of shootings and stabbings and blowing ups and stuff. But
it wasn't the end of the world. Maybe a risk
a joke that pushed things a little too far, but
not the end of the world. I didn't think. What
do I do When I get home, tell ib we
need to watch Deadpool. The boys will love it. We
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gather around for Deadpool, and if it's ever a situation
where I'm not sure of I keep the remote handy
right so I can pause it. Why just watch the movie?
What's the big deal? What's the big deal? Yeah? It
turns out that, for obvious reasons, the airplane the companies
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they cut out the raunchiest Newdie scenes and there's a
really really bad one in there, and it came on
in front of teenage boys and I was twenty feet away.
I was over in the kitchen and I'm screaming across
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the room. Cover your eyes, right, but the TV's blasting.
What difference does it make? Oh to this day, I
have to hear it from aub about that I felt
about it, and then of course she's yelling at me like
I wrote and produced it. Jesse huge said it was okay.
I said, I swore I thought it was. Anyway, Let's
move on. Let's talk about Trump. Somebody's mad at him.
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Hang on, what Chris, We can make jokes. It's fine,
We got that right. The Jesse Kelly Show. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday. Remember you
can eat email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse,
I'm very disappointed in our leader for not publicly scolding
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these horrible senators for doing this. He's talking about torpedoing
Ed Martin. I love Trump. I truly believe if not
for him the country would be lost. But if he
was truly committed, I believe he would have demanded Martin.
Get In says his name is Shelby.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Look, I brought this up in the first hour. Maybe
you missed it, but I think either Trump thinks he
needs Tom Tillis or does need Tom Tillis. It's the
only explanation I can come up with for how gentle
he's been with Tom Tillis torpedoing his US attorney for DC.
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This Trump, Remember this is Trump. He called a woman
horse face publicly. He'll make fun of Rosie O'Donnell for
being ugly. Remember the other day, Remember Chris grab that
clip of Trump and Terry Moran where he said this
is a golden opportunity to him, and he said, what
did he tell the guy? Frankly, I've never heard of
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you before. I mean, Trump is more than happy. It's
part of what people love about him. He's more than
happy to both barrels crush anybody publicly. He will criticize you,
he will dump on you. Yet Tom Tillis does something
tangibly awful to Trump, Trump will kill you in the media.
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If he watches a movie you made he didn't like.
Tom Tillis stopped Trump's nominee. It admitted he did it,
and this is how Trump talked about.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
That we have somebody else that will be great. I
just want to say, Ed is unbelievable, and hopefully we
can bring him into whether it's DOJ or whatever, in
some capacity, because really outstand to me, it was disappointing.
I'll be honest, I have to be st I was disappointed.
A lot of people would disappointed, but that's the way
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it works sometimes, you know, that's the way it works.
And he wasn't rejected.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
But I am one hundred percent convinced that Trump either
needs or thinks he needs Tom Tillis. There's no other
explanation for well. I mean, I'm disappointed, but you gotta
vote your conscience whatever you feel is best. I don't
even know who that guy is. Jesse would like to
share an inspirational letter slash email that was sent to
us by the biological parents of a foster child that
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we fostered for two plus years. In the past. Jesse
made mention of foster care and I never thought much
of it until my wife and I prayed about it,
and it has not only changed my life, but the
ones we care for as well. Thanks Jesse, Just small
seeds can plant fruitful gardens. One. Don't you dare ever
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thank me. You're the one who did it. That's one.
Two this is me thinking you, thank you. Two. Fostering kids,
adopting kids. I have always believed it's one of the
most blessed things you can do on Earth. To take
a child, snatch them out of a bad situation and
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give them love and home and a family is to
completely change somebody's life. If you're considering it, I would
encourage you to pray about it, and maybe you are
that adopted child, and maybe life has been rocky, because
life can be rocky when you adopt one. It doesn't
always work out perfectly. I've seen that a bunch and
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life can be rocky. If you're the adopted one, you
always have these. I mean it comes with issues, right,
It's imperfect, there's no question about that. It comes with issues.
If you are an adopted child. May I make a
suggestion shoot your parents a text message right now and
tell them thank you, even if you've done it before,
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tell them, Hey, I love you and thank you. It's
a really blessed thing to do for somebody. It is
one of the things that aub and I have discussed
and I don't have I was about to say I
don't have a lot of regrets. That's such a lie.
I've done so many horrible things in my life. I
have a laundry list of regrets. But I'll tell you
something that something that I wished we had done when
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we were younger. It's not something I think i'd probably
do now, but something I wished we had done when
we were younger. Is get more serious about that. And
that's on me because I never really talked to OB
about it. And you know what's funny this to tell you.
You know you say the show means a lot to you.
Here's what you mean to me. Sometimes I tell you
things I don't tell OB. First, she heard me have
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this conversation with you one night on the radio. She
was making dinner for the boys at the house and
I got home that night and she said, why didn't
you ever tell me? That was something we could have
talked about. That was something we could have brayed about.
So it's one of the things I wished we had done.
And that's It's totally on me, and I don't have
any good reasons for it. And sometimes I think maybe
this is a bad way to think about life. Sometimes
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I think there's some little boy or little girl out
there whose life would have been a lot better if
I had stepped up. So that's probably why half the
reason I encourage you to do it making up for
my sins and my failures. Lord knows I got enough
of them here, best selling author. I'd like to add
a new theory to the long debated is Chris real drama?
Some think he's your alter ego like Brad Pitten Fight
(16:23):
Club and Corey is simply a third personality of yours.
What if the voice of some of your intros is
that of the mystery man Chris. The voice sounds like
a total butt kicking stud.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I'll say this. His name is Mike because he said,
please let us know if I'm getting warmer. You couldn't.
You couldn't be further from the truth, Mike. That is
not Chris's voice on those things. Uh, he's Canadian Chris.
Am I allowed to give out his name? Whose first name?
Can I say that? Am I allowed to do that?
All right? I'll give out his first name. The guy
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who does the Jesse Kelly Show or whatever it is.
His name is Gary I'm so disappointed he's Canadian, Chris.
I thought better of him. Either way, there are Look,
this industry's crazy. You know what you've heard of hand models?
You know it's a joke in movies. That's a real thing.
Some people just have hands that are amazing, like mine.
You can get a job as a hand model. And
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some people just have a voice that is epic and
you get paid for having an epid voice. It's crazy.
This is crazy. Has given your dog food without rough
greens on it? That's crazy. I mean I would never
But you don't do that either, right, You don't just
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give your dog dog food and then wonder why you
have to go to the vet all the time because
your dog's always sick. Wonder why your dog is super
lethargic or hyperactive. Wonder why your dog's coat is fading,
his breast smells like garbage. This is because your dog
doesn't get nutrition. And if you don't get nutrition, you'll
be at the doctor all the time. Your breath will stink,
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your skin will look like crap. Sprinkle roughgreens on your
dog's food, natural nutritional supplement that will make your dog
come alive in ways you can't imagine he'll live longer
is maybe the most important thing. But he'll just be
a better dog in every way. And Roughgreens saves you
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money because you don't have to go to the vet
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Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse, We'll be back. This is
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a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Chris,
you brought back Gary's voice, Chris, do we know Gary?
Do you know him? Have you talked to Gary? You've
talked to him? Does he seem like a nice guy?
You don't think he's a dirty communist? Do you He
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could be? I mean you never know. He is Canadian.
That's a good point. I mean you never know with
those people, right, you never know the snow comedies, Jesse,
I do like jd Vance for twenty twenty eight. The
fact that he's a former marine makes me like him
even more. But after that trader loser Mike Pence, I
don't trust him like I trust Trump. I know many
will have Trump fatigue come election season in twenty twenty seven,
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but I think we need is him to finish the job.
What do you think? Well, what I think is that
jd Vance got an opportunity. From my understanding, Don Junior,
Donald Trump Junior, he was the big jd Vance fan.
He knows him. He was the one pushing Trump to
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make jd Vance the VP. Trump agreed. Jd Vance got
an opportunity dropped into his lap and has killed it
ever since. I mean in a good way. He's absolutely
killed it ever since. He is he plays the role
of the happy warrior very well, always a smirk on
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his face, but not backing down, bold enough to speak
up and speak out against other world leaders. He's not
some shrinking violet. Yet he still has the ability even
though he's vice president and super educated. Now he has
the ability to seem pretty relatable. When you see jd
Vance with his wife, Look, you never know what goes on.
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I don't know him personally, but they look like they
love each other, right, They look like a lovely young couple.
When you see him with his kids, that can't be faked.
He very obviously loves his children, his children love him.
They just look like a wonderful young couple. And he
seems like this marine patriot who loves America. So it
looks great. If we're talking about twenty twenty eight. It
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looks great the idea of a JD vance someone like that.
But my words of my only words of caution are
remember the Chris Christie rule and don't send me an
email yelling that JD Vance is not Chris Christy. I
know that. But the Chris Christie rule is not just
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about Chris Christy. It's just named for Chris Christy because
he's the best example of it. And that Chris Christie
rule is in politics, you don't stay popular forever. You
stick around long enough in politics, and you can go
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from being on the mountaintop to in the deepest, darkest
valley on planet Earth. People forget it because Chris Christy
is a worthless punching bag now for everyone on the right.
Everyone hates his guts. I'm sure you do too. I don't.
I can't stand it. I never could. People forget it.
But Chris Christie was the bees knees in Republican circles
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for a while governor of New Jersey. No Republican wins that.
He's this tough talking New Jersey guy. He was every day.
He was kind of a I'm gonna get all kinds
of hate for this but I don't care. It's still
kind of true. He was kind of a good primer
for Trump for what Trump was meaning. You know that
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there's something about a Northeast accent. I realize I don't
really have an accent. That's because I lived all over
the country north, south, east, west, I've lived everywhere. But
everyone knows what a Northeast accent is. And I realized
there are differences between New York City and Boston and Philly,
and there are little differences, but all of it sounds
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what on dudes, at least on dudes got of a
tough guy accent. E get over here. It just kind
of sounds like that tough. It sounds tough. It does.
And when we were looking for tough, we were angry
at Democrats, we were angry at Barack Obama. We were
looking for tough, and there comes Chris Christy. I would
argue he was very much a Trump junior before Trump
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himself came along. But one political scandal later, one or
two political scandals later, he takes a walk on the
beach with Barack Obama. He gets caught sitting on a
lawn chair looking extra fat when other people weren't allowed
there and that turned into an internet joke and soon
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it was gone. He had an opportunity run for president.
He would have been the nominee. He declined, decided he
would try the next time, and got his doors blown
off the Chris Christie rule. I'm not saying that's going
to happen to jd Vance. I'm not he may be
our next nominee. I would argue right now, if you
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could pick jd Vance or anyone else, I bet you'd
be even money. I don't know. I'm not a big gambler,
but I bet you'd be even money. Four years is
a long time deer, two fisted Tamali eater. You mentioned
that it's hard to root out the evils and governments
without centralized power. US and the people we elected have
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been asleep at the wheel for so long that every
institution has been infected. I'm still worried that not enough
people have awakened to save the country. I know Trump
can't do it himself. In four years is not enough.
Do you think it's even possible at this point or
are we only able to slow it down for a
period of time. No, I absolutely believe it's possible, and
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I'll tell you for no other reason, then we don't
have another choice. I'm not giving up on America. I'm not.
I know we're in a really bad spot, and I
know the rod is really really deep, and I know
we have more work to do than I know. I
know that I don't No. Is that sound weird? Every
day I find out about new levels of corruption, don't you.
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I mean, I could have told you about all kinds
of government waste before the Elon Musk stuff, the dose
stuff started coming out, But I couldn't have given you
those specifics. I go through the same thing you go through.
I know it's a lot, and as it gets exposed,
we get more and more and more of it. I know,
I get all that. I got all that, But you
say more people need to wake up. You're correct, But look,
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this is the only place we've got. Here's how I
look at it. It's the only place we've got. This
is the country God put me in. I didn't ask
to be here. This is where I was born. I
feel incredibly blessed to have been born here, and I
want those blessings for my sons. I fight for my
sons and for their sons after them. I don't want
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my kids to live in an oppressive communist country. I
don't want them to have to live in a compound
in the mountains. I don't want that. I want my
kids to live free, the way I have lived for
my forty three years. And so because I don't view
leaving the country, I don't view leaving the ship as
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an option. We got to bail water. And you can say, yeah, well, yeah,
but Jesse, the water's coming in too fast. You might
be right, You might be right. You can say, Jesse,
there aren't enough people helping us bail water. You might
be right, you might be right. But here's what I know,
without question. If you and I don't build water, the
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ship is going down. That's it. We don't have I
don't view it as us having an option. I don't.
We have to keep bailing, and we have to hope
the water isn't coming in too fast, and we have
to hope we haven't already taken on too much water.
And we have to hope that our fellow passengers on
this boat will step up and grab a bucket and
help us bail water. But even if none of those
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things are true, I choose to bail water, Otherwise I
wouldn't bother with this. I'll tell you what, if I
retire early. I'm not going to retire early. But if
I walk away early, you will know that's me having
given up. That's why I do this. If I switch
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and I just do maybe I want to keep working,
maybe I do a history podcast or something like that,
only history, you will know I've walked away. And I
think we can't be saved. I'm not there. What Chris
Chris said, what's early? Do I need to brush off
my resume? Nobody? You're sticking with me forever. Even if
we just do history, you just got to sit there
and suffer. No, I'm not retiring, and no, I'm not
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just gonna do history. But I'm not done. I refuse
to be done. And I can't predict the future. Maybe
next year I will be Maybe I'll wake up, but
it'll be one thing too many and I just freak out,
and that's it. I'm quitting. I'm not quitting yet, and
I hope I never ever do all right, And I
hope you have as pleasant an experience as I had
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dealing with Legacy Box Bob. She went through all of
our albums. We had baby albums for the boys, and
we had a wedding photo album like so many people do,
and we had all that stuff at the house. And
so she went through and she took all those pictures
out and she put them in the box Legacy Box
sent us. And I will tell you from her, she
was very nervous about sending that stuff away, very nervous
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because that stuff is everything to her and we don't
have copies. And so as soon as we sent the
box to Legacy Box, Bob would annoy me every other day, Hey,
will you get a whole Legacy box and make sure
you got it? Will you get a whole Legacy box?
Make sure they still make sure they didn't lose it. Hey,
will you get She wasn't being annoying, she was just
I understand. It's nerve wracking when those are your only ones,
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it's nerve wracking. She texted me yesterday, Hey, don't worry
about getting a whole Legacy box. They just returned all
of our stuff in good order. Thank you, baby. Legacy
Box just took care of my family with the most
precious pictures and videos we have. They digitize everything. Get
your stuff digitized. They'll send you the stuff back, they
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hand digitize all. This is not some robot. They will
care for your stuff and send it back and then
your stuff will be digital and you'll have it forever.
Get mom that for Mother's Day. She's never had a
gift like that for Mother's Day. Legacybox dot com slash
Jesse legacybox dot com slash Jesse. You're listening to the Oracle.
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Our reverence for the truth might become might have become
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Speaker 1 (30:32):
Remember, they're lying at all times. At all times, communism
is evil and destructive. They know what's destructive. Therefore their words,
their language is carefully selected to deceive. The intention is
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to deceive. It's why the lamest, most fruitless thing you
can do is point out the lies or hypocrisy of
the left. To the left, you can show the normies
that to wake them up. But to the left it
means nothing because they're trying to deceive. It's like telling
Michael Phelps he's a good swimmer. It's like telling Michael
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Jordan he's good at basketball. You call these people hypocrites.
Inside they're all, well, yeah, that's the point. Hey, Jesse,
I heard you talking about the communist demons have infested
the church, and I wanted to share a story. Last weekend,
my mom and I went to our ELCA Lutheran church
here in Alabama. I haven't been to this church. He said,
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it's in Huntsville, Alabama. I haven't been to this church
in a while. Gosh, I love Huntsville, Alabama. Chris, have
you ever spent any time in Alabama. None, just traveling through.
It's beautiful. It's totally completely underrated state. Orange Beach. People
don't know about Orange Beach. Orange Beach is awesome. It's
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not just a tiny sliver, you idiot. That's what it
looks like on the map. There's plenty of free beach there.
Orange Beach. Mobile. I love Mobile Alabama. I could, I
would not say. The chances are zero that I will
live in Alabama one day. That's how much I love.
Why do you sneer? What is it?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
What?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Chris? I'm sorry? Are there not there's Jews in Alabama?
Don't make that face. I guarantee there's Jews in Alabama.
There there have to be. No, there are Jews in Idaho.
To you, people are everywhere? Are you kidding me? Get
some space lasers and get some of the people down
there or whatever you're using. Hey, Jesse, has anyone officially
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acknowledged the presence of US troops in Ukraine? I have
a friend in the Army just got deployed. Can't tell
me where he is, but I'm pretty sure he's in Ukraine. Look,
whenever American munitions and money end up in a place,
wherever that place is American troops will be there too,
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without question. Obviously, there have been American troops in Ukraine
since just about the start of it. At first you
send them over there to watch and then when you
decide to help, they're trying to watch over that secretly
doing this and secretly doing that. Are they going to
acknowledge that publicly? No, But remember this, military locations and
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movements and things like that, they have to be kept secret.
Loose lips sink ships is an old saying. For a reason,
you don't want to tell people where you are. When
we were in we were always forbidden, especially when we
were in Iraq and they told us they were reading
our mail. Whether or not they were, I don't know,
but we were told you are never allowed to write
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home and say where you are, what you're doing. You're
not allowed to do that because in weird roundabout ways,
it gets back to the enemy and people die because
of it. Iglu. This is from not the Bee. Iglou's
a recall of coolers due to a risk of fingertip amputation.
(34:09):
I'm just trying to walk I'm just trying to walk
through this. What kind of a cooler are we talking
about here? Fingertip amputation. M you know what, you'd need
some relief factor after that. Can you imagine, well, listen, Chris,
can you imagine how bad you you would smart if
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you lost the tip of your finger, snipped it off
into cooler, and what if you couldn't find it and
then someone was fishing for a beer and he pulled
a beer out and there was your what Chris? And
then there's your fingertip on it, And you'd be all, yeah, man,
that sucks, too bad for you. And I don't even
hurt anymore because I've been taking relief Factor. Remember, relief
factor is for the daily pain that plagues your life,
(34:50):
not necessarily for getting your finger snipped off. But we're
talking about your back pain, your hit pain. We have
testimonial after testimonial of people who've had their pain removed
and they've got their life back. Jesse, I can walk again, Jess.
I used to hear it all the time. It's one
hundred percent drug free. It's a supplement. No, it can't
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actually help with your finger, but it can help reduce
the pain and eliminate the pain in your life. Call
three weeks if it is nineteen dollars and ninety five cents.
Just try it. If your pain's still there after three weeks,
don't order anymore. What's the risk in that one eight
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four relief or go to relief factor dot com. And
now here's a headline by go you know, you know
the thing emails we didn't get to Jesse. I've been
surprised and impressed with Marco Rubio. I was thinking he
could be in the same league as the as Jesse
the dictator. What if he was to follow Trump as
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top dog. I love JT. Vance and the work he's doing,
so on and so forth. I've been very impressed with
Marco Ruby, very very impressive. But remember because they're impressive
in one rule doesn't necessarily mean they'll be impressive as president.
I tried to warn everybody about this during Trump's first term,
when Nicki Hayley was beating up the United Nations every day.
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Remember Nicki Hayley was the ambassador to the UN, and
everyone on the right was salivating all over it because
she was just beating them up every day and insulting them,
and we hate the United Nations. And I tried to explain,
that's the easiest job in the world. You show up
and take a crap on the United Nations nations every day.
Everyone would love that. That doesn't mean you can be
right on other things. Just be aware of that. Hey, Jesse,
(36:39):
these young, brainwashed sycophants are out of control. Are we
reaching a boiling point yet? These radical blue states are
starting to worry me. Your thoughts, uh, I would be
concerned states like Colorado. They're trying to out California. California,
they focused, the communists focused money and organizations to conquer Colorado,
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and they did it successfully. And it's getting radical. It's
getting radical in these places. Look, California's shutting down refineries.
I heard somebody predict that Californians are going to be
paying eight dollars a gallon for gas next year. Hey,
where do these states go? What happens inside of those states?
What happens to the people in those states when life
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finally cress the point of being affordable at all? And
remember the people that they've elected, they're not going to
all of a sudden reverse course. You know what, I
think we need some free markets. Let's do some drilling
here because communists don't do that. They just keep pushing
and order and arder. Where does that go? I don't know,
but I packed up my family and moved from a
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blue state to a red state, so I don't have
to worry about it now. Granted, I've got a whole
lot of work to do trying to get Texas where
it needs to be, but at least it in California.
You enjoy your weekend. That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a fantastic Friday, and that's doctor Jesse Friday. We got
Democrat mayors being arrested. We're suspending hey be as corpus.
I'm like a kidney candy store out here. All right.
(00:33):
We're gonna talk about your shrink, kids, movies, COVID stress tests,
someone else's mad at Trump, all kinds of things going
on in the final hour of the world famous Jesse
Kelly Show. And we'll talk about the projection from Jessmine Chris.
I mean, I'm not gonna say that like a lif
leaning person, can you know? I just can't listen to
(00:54):
her voice right now. Maybe I'll be maybe I'll let
her bring me down in a little while, but not
right now, Not today, Satan, not today, hey, Jesse Or
she says, dear doctor Ruth, I recently had to fire
my shrink. She was wasting a lot of time bashing
Trump and got monotonous pushing back for me. Could have
(01:14):
ended up in her notes, how do you find a
therapist who's not a communist? Good luck with that. They
took over the psychiatric schools a long time ago. If
you go through that schooling, you're in trouble. You I
shouldn't say only hope, but your best hope is if
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you find a decent church. Churches oftentimes have counseling through them,
and don't think you have to go there. Most of them,
you don't. I'm not telling you that that you have
to go there, but and even then it might be
screwed up. Member, there's all kinds of screwed up churches too.
Don't think that you'll be okay there, Jesse more than
(01:56):
just a stress test. I believe COVID was mass experimentation.
Couldn't get enough volunteers to see if m RNA, so
a mass experimentation. All right, well I don't, I don't.
I don't disagree with what you're saying. But here's what
I here's what I think. The pharmaceutical industry is a
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gigantic industry, and that's not new. Really. Throughout history, people
have wanted to be healed when they're sick, when they're injured,
and they've wanted to live longer. This is not a
new phenomenon. That's human beings. We want to keep living.
We want to live healthier. Would so anybody who, any doctor,
(02:39):
medicine man who can provide those things, they're normally going
to be very sought after. All right, So that here
in America, our medical industry is all over the place,
but the pharmaceutical industry is extremely lucrative. Globally, it's extremely lucrative.
And remember, yes, they do a lot of good. For sure,
(03:00):
I'm not denying that at all. There are medications that
maybe have changed your life or saved your life, but
it's still a for profit endeavor. Not that that's bad,
but it's a for profit endeavor. And so when you
have a for profit endeavor, what you want is consistent
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return customers. When I was selling our v's, remember what
I was doing before I started this, I was selling
our v's. You want another thing about selling r vs
or cars or whatever. If you get into sales, the
longer you do it, the easier it is to make
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your sales numbers. And do you know why, because the
longer you do it, the more return customers you get
if you took care of them the first time. I
remember how frustrated I was when I first got started,
because I was busting my butt trying to make sales,
trying to make ends meet, and I'd be trying to
schedule appointments, but I don't really know anybody yet, and
(04:04):
so I'm dealing with something. We called him ups, someone
who just drove on the lot as an up. It's
a fresh up, it's a new up. Caught him up.
Say he got a fresh up. So I'm trying to
grab this person off the parking lot and talk him
into buying an RV. And yet the dude who was
selling right next to me had been there for thirty
years and he never leapt off his desk to go
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grab someone in the parking lot. He wouldn't do it.
You know why. All day long, return customers came, Hey, Marty,
I haven't seen you for six years since I sold
you that wild Cat. You ready for a new one?
Oh okay, let's go get you a new one. Sales
just walking in, falling into his lap return customers. Pharmaceutical
industry is no different. And once COVID came out, if
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you're in the pharmaceutical industry, anything like that, anything that
creates health, fear and peace people is an opportunity for you.
So as soon as it came out, We'll started turning. Hey,
we could we've been working on this mRNA gene therapy stuff.
(05:16):
We could probably package this and sell this as a
way to keep people from getting COVID. And of course
it didn't do that at all. Oh, we could sell
it then as a way to keep people from spreading COVID.
It didn't do that either. It didn't do any of
those It did nothing, did none of that stuff. But
you mass package it. And then I said, before I'll
(05:36):
say it again, Operation Warp Speed. It's one of the
most evil leg pieces of legislation ever because it allowed
these companies to partner with the federal government, cut out
all the red tape, and just streamlined this stuff into society.
Next thing, you know, every ads a pharmaceutical ad on television.
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Age to Jake your shot. I took my fifteenth shot.
So I think it was more of a an industry
met opportunity. That's what it was, an industry met opportunity. Jesse.
As parents of six, we've compiled a compulsory movie viewing
list that every anti communist kid should enjoy. Age appropriate.
(06:20):
The subject of this one is one of the movie
rules for the boys. I remember the oldest being upset
that we let some of the kids watch Full Metal Jacket, Commando, Terminator,
Lethal Weapon and Blazing Saddles at earlier ages than she
was allowed. She says it's because they were boys, and
she was probably right. We were debating movie choices Saturday,
(06:40):
and our thirteen year old said, I wonder what movies
Jesse and Aubrey make James and Luke watch with them?
So do you do anything similar or what movie rules
do you have? As they are getting older, can say
their name and I can make the kids' day with
some fart sounds. And that's the Beach family who wrote
in all right, So I am historically a little bit
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more lenient than ob is with what I will allow
the boys to watch. I admit that the rule we
have now, and it's the rule we've had for a
couple of years. Look, I'm not saying this is good,
so I'm not giving you advice. Okay, we're really okay
with violence on some level. I don't want my kids
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watching people getting tortured or any of that other stuff.
But my kids have seen Rambo, all of them. We're okay,
okay with some language. Now, it's not that I want
my kids using that language. But I'm also not naive.
They're teenage boys, and teenage boys love to do dangerous,
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forbidden things, and so I'm sure when they get with
their friends they're using potty words they wouldn't be allowed
to use in front of their mother. We're okay with that.
The one place we do draw the line is the uh,
the nudy stuff. That is the place we draw the line.
We will sit down and we will watch. We have
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to usually make them watch something because these kids have
no taste in movies. They like the dumbest things in
the world. We have to show them what's good. So
we'll sit down and we'll show them Indiana Jones. My
kids have seen all the Indiana Jones movies, The Lord
of the Ring, Don't sneer at Indiana Jones, Chris the
Lord of the Rings movies, all that stuff. The one
place we draw the line is nudy stuff. And I
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told you, remember I remember my Deadpool story. Remember I
told you that. So this is this is years ago,
years ago the movie Deadpool came out, which I wouldn't
go see it now because it's Marvel, that's Disney whatever.
But the movie it's a superhero movie. We weren't sure
about it because we'd heard it was more adult themed,
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and it very much is adult themed. It's not this
and not Captain America read bad language and things like that.
I'm on a flight. I forget where I was something
for work. I was on a flight and they had
Deadpool on there. I thought, well, what a great opportunity.
I can screen this movie for my kids. See if
it's age appropriate. I watched Deadpool on the plane. Plenty
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of body words, f bombs and stuff like that, plenty
of shootings and stabbings and blowing ups and stuff. But
it wasn't the end of the world. Maybe a risk
a joke that pushed things a little too far, but
not the end of the world. I didn't think. What
do I do When I get home, tell ib we
need to watch Deadpool. The boys will love it. We
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gather around for Deadpool, and if it's ever a situation
where I'm not sure of I keep the remote handy
right so I can pause it. Why just watch the movie?
What's the big deal? What's the big deal? Yeah? It
turns out that, for obvious reasons, the airplane the companies
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they cut out the raunchiest Newdie scenes and there's a
really really bad one in there, and it came on
in front of teenage boys and I was twenty feet away.
I was over in the kitchen and I'm screaming across
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the room. Cover your eyes, right, but the TV's blasting.
What difference does it make? Oh to this day, I
have to hear it from aub about that I felt
about it, and then of course she's yelling at me like
I wrote and produced it. Jesse huge said it was okay.
I said, I swore I thought it was. Anyway, Let's
move on. Let's talk about Trump. Somebody's mad at him.
(10:47):
Hang on, what Chris, We can make jokes. It's fine,
We got that right. The Jesse Kelly Show. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday. Remember you
can eat email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse,
I'm very disappointed in our leader for not publicly scolding
(11:07):
these horrible senators for doing this. He's talking about torpedoing
Ed Martin. I love Trump. I truly believe if not
for him the country would be lost. But if he
was truly committed, I believe he would have demanded Martin.
Get In says his name is Shelby.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Look, I brought this up in the first hour. Maybe
you missed it, but I think either Trump thinks he
needs Tom Tillis or does need Tom Tillis. It's the
only explanation I can come up with for how gentle
he's been with Tom Tillis torpedoing his US attorney for DC.
(11:50):
This Trump, Remember this is Trump. He called a woman
horse face publicly. He'll make fun of Rosie O'Donnell for
being ugly. Remember the other day, Remember Chris grab that
clip of Trump and Terry Moran where he said this
is a golden opportunity to him, and he said, what
did he tell the guy? Frankly, I've never heard of
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you before. I mean, Trump is more than happy. It's
part of what people love about him. He's more than
happy to both barrels crush anybody publicly. He will criticize you,
he will dump on you. Yet Tom Tillis does something
tangibly awful to Trump, Trump will kill you in the media.
(12:36):
If he watches a movie you made he didn't like.
Tom Tillis stopped Trump's nominee. It admitted he did it,
and this is how Trump talked about.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
That we have somebody else that will be great. I
just want to say, Ed is unbelievable, and hopefully we
can bring him into whether it's DOJ or whatever, in
some capacity, because really outstand to me, it was disappointing.
I'll be honest, I have to be st I was disappointed.
A lot of people would disappointed, but that's the way
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it works sometimes, you know, that's the way it works.
And he wasn't rejected.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
But I am one hundred percent convinced that Trump either
needs or thinks he needs Tom Tillis. There's no other
explanation for well. I mean, I'm disappointed, but you gotta
vote your conscience whatever you feel is best. I don't
even know who that guy is. Jesse would like to
share an inspirational letter slash email that was sent to
us by the biological parents of a foster child that
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we fostered for two plus years. In the past. Jesse
made mention of foster care and I never thought much
of it until my wife and I prayed about it,
and it has not only changed my life, but the
ones we care for as well. Thanks Jesse, Just small
seeds can plant fruitful gardens. One. Don't you dare ever
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thank me. You're the one who did it. That's one.
Two this is me thinking you, thank you. Two. Fostering kids,
adopting kids. I have always believed it's one of the
most blessed things you can do on Earth. To take
a child, snatch them out of a bad situation and
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give them love and home and a family is to
completely change somebody's life. If you're considering it, I would
encourage you to pray about it, and maybe you are
that adopted child, and maybe life has been rocky, because
life can be rocky when you adopt one. It doesn't
always work out perfectly. I've seen that a bunch and
(14:37):
life can be rocky. If you're the adopted one, you
always have these. I mean it comes with issues, right,
It's imperfect, there's no question about that. It comes with issues.
If you are an adopted child. May I make a
suggestion shoot your parents a text message right now and
tell them thank you, even if you've done it before,
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tell them, Hey, I love you and thank you. It's
a really blessed thing to do for somebody. It is
one of the things that aub and I have discussed
and I don't have I was about to say I
don't have a lot of regrets. That's such a lie.
I've done so many horrible things in my life. I
have a laundry list of regrets. But I'll tell you
something that something that I wished we had done when
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we were younger. It's not something I think i'd probably
do now, but something I wished we had done when
we were younger. Is get more serious about that. And
that's on me because I never really talked to OB
about it. And you know what's funny this to tell you.
You know you say the show means a lot to you.
Here's what you mean to me. Sometimes I tell you
things I don't tell OB. First, she heard me have
(15:40):
this conversation with you one night on the radio. She
was making dinner for the boys at the house and
I got home that night and she said, why didn't
you ever tell me? That was something we could have
talked about. That was something we could have brayed about.
So it's one of the things I wished we had done.
And that's It's totally on me, and I don't have
any good reasons for it. And sometimes I think maybe
this is a bad way to think about life. Sometimes
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I think there's some little boy or little girl out
there whose life would have been a lot better if
I had stepped up. So that's probably why half the
reason I encourage you to do it making up for
my sins and my failures. Lord knows I got enough
of them here, best selling author. I'd like to add
a new theory to the long debated is Chris real drama?
Some think he's your alter ego like Brad Pitten Fight
(16:23):
Club and Corey is simply a third personality of yours.
What if the voice of some of your intros is
that of the mystery man Chris. The voice sounds like
a total butt kicking stud.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I'll say this. His name is Mike because he said,
please let us know if I'm getting warmer. You couldn't.
You couldn't be further from the truth, Mike. That is
not Chris's voice on those things. Uh, he's Canadian Chris.
Am I allowed to give out his name? Whose first name?
Can I say that? Am I allowed to do that?
All right? I'll give out his first name. The guy
(17:00):
who does the Jesse Kelly Show or whatever it is.
His name is Gary I'm so disappointed he's Canadian, Chris.
I thought better of him. Either way, there are Look,
this industry's crazy. You know what you've heard of hand models?
You know it's a joke in movies. That's a real thing.
Some people just have hands that are amazing, like mine.
You can get a job as a hand model. And
(17:22):
some people just have a voice that is epic and
you get paid for having an epid voice. It's crazy.
This is crazy. Has given your dog food without rough
greens on it? That's crazy. I mean I would never
But you don't do that either, right, You don't just
(17:42):
give your dog dog food and then wonder why you
have to go to the vet all the time because
your dog's always sick. Wonder why your dog is super
lethargic or hyperactive. Wonder why your dog's coat is fading,
his breast smells like garbage. This is because your dog
doesn't get nutrition. And if you don't get nutrition, you'll
be at the doctor all the time. Your breath will stink,
(18:03):
your skin will look like crap. Sprinkle roughgreens on your
dog's food, natural nutritional supplement that will make your dog
come alive in ways you can't imagine he'll live longer
is maybe the most important thing. But he'll just be
a better dog in every way. And Roughgreens saves you
(18:26):
money because you don't have to go to the vet
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Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse, We'll be back. This is
(18:48):
a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Chris,
you brought back Gary's voice, Chris, do we know Gary?
Do you know him? Have you talked to Gary? You've
talked to him? Does he seem like a nice guy?
You don't think he's a dirty communist? Do you He
(19:09):
could be? I mean you never know. He is Canadian.
That's a good point. I mean you never know with
those people, right, you never know the snow comedies, Jesse,
I do like jd Vance for twenty twenty eight. The
fact that he's a former marine makes me like him
even more. But after that trader loser Mike Pence, I
don't trust him like I trust Trump. I know many
will have Trump fatigue come election season in twenty twenty seven,
(19:34):
but I think we need is him to finish the job.
What do you think? Well, what I think is that
jd Vance got an opportunity. From my understanding, Don Junior,
Donald Trump Junior, he was the big jd Vance fan.
He knows him. He was the one pushing Trump to
(19:58):
make jd Vance the VP. Trump agreed. Jd Vance got
an opportunity dropped into his lap and has killed it
ever since. I mean in a good way. He's absolutely
killed it ever since. He is he plays the role
of the happy warrior very well, always a smirk on
(20:19):
his face, but not backing down, bold enough to speak
up and speak out against other world leaders. He's not
some shrinking violet. Yet he still has the ability even
though he's vice president and super educated. Now he has
the ability to seem pretty relatable. When you see jd
Vance with his wife, Look, you never know what goes on.
(20:41):
I don't know him personally, but they look like they
love each other, right, They look like a lovely young couple.
When you see him with his kids, that can't be faked.
He very obviously loves his children, his children love him.
They just look like a wonderful young couple. And he
seems like this marine patriot who loves America. So it
looks great. If we're talking about twenty twenty eight. It
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looks great the idea of a JD vance someone like that.
But my words of my only words of caution are
remember the Chris Christie rule and don't send me an
email yelling that JD Vance is not Chris Christy. I
know that. But the Chris Christie rule is not just
(21:23):
about Chris Christy. It's just named for Chris Christy because
he's the best example of it. And that Chris Christie
rule is in politics, you don't stay popular forever. You
stick around long enough in politics, and you can go
(21:44):
from being on the mountaintop to in the deepest, darkest
valley on planet Earth. People forget it because Chris Christy
is a worthless punching bag now for everyone on the right.
Everyone hates his guts. I'm sure you do too. I don't.
I can't stand it. I never could. People forget it.
But Chris Christie was the bees knees in Republican circles
(22:08):
for a while governor of New Jersey. No Republican wins that.
He's this tough talking New Jersey guy. He was every day.
He was kind of a I'm gonna get all kinds
of hate for this but I don't care. It's still
kind of true. He was kind of a good primer
for Trump for what Trump was meaning. You know that
(22:30):
there's something about a Northeast accent. I realize I don't
really have an accent. That's because I lived all over
the country north, south, east, west, I've lived everywhere. But
everyone knows what a Northeast accent is. And I realized
there are differences between New York City and Boston and Philly,
and there are little differences, but all of it sounds
(22:50):
what on dudes, at least on dudes got of a
tough guy accent. E get over here. It just kind
of sounds like that tough. It sounds tough. It does.
And when we were looking for tough, we were angry
at Democrats, we were angry at Barack Obama. We were
looking for tough, and there comes Chris Christy. I would
argue he was very much a Trump junior before Trump
(23:14):
himself came along. But one political scandal later, one or
two political scandals later, he takes a walk on the
beach with Barack Obama. He gets caught sitting on a
lawn chair looking extra fat when other people weren't allowed
there and that turned into an internet joke and soon
(23:35):
it was gone. He had an opportunity run for president.
He would have been the nominee. He declined, decided he
would try the next time, and got his doors blown
off the Chris Christie rule. I'm not saying that's going
to happen to jd Vance. I'm not he may be
our next nominee. I would argue right now, if you
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could pick jd Vance or anyone else, I bet you'd
be even money. I don't know. I'm not a big gambler,
but I bet you'd be even money. Four years is
a long time deer, two fisted Tamali eater. You mentioned
that it's hard to root out the evils and governments
without centralized power. US and the people we elected have
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been asleep at the wheel for so long that every
institution has been infected. I'm still worried that not enough
people have awakened to save the country. I know Trump
can't do it himself. In four years is not enough.
Do you think it's even possible at this point or
are we only able to slow it down for a
period of time. No, I absolutely believe it's possible, and
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I'll tell you for no other reason, then we don't
have another choice. I'm not giving up on America. I'm not.
I know we're in a really bad spot, and I
know the rod is really really deep, and I know
we have more work to do than I know. I
know that I don't No. Is that sound weird? Every
day I find out about new levels of corruption, don't you.
(25:06):
I mean, I could have told you about all kinds
of government waste before the Elon Musk stuff, the dose
stuff started coming out, But I couldn't have given you
those specifics. I go through the same thing you go through.
I know it's a lot, and as it gets exposed,
we get more and more and more of it. I know,
I get all that. I got all that, But you
say more people need to wake up. You're correct, But look,
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this is the only place we've got. Here's how I
look at it. It's the only place we've got. This
is the country God put me in. I didn't ask
to be here. This is where I was born. I
feel incredibly blessed to have been born here, and I
want those blessings for my sons. I fight for my
sons and for their sons after them. I don't want
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my kids to live in an oppressive communist country. I
don't want them to have to live in a compound
in the mountains. I don't want that. I want my
kids to live free, the way I have lived for
my forty three years. And so because I don't view
leaving the country, I don't view leaving the ship as
(26:14):
an option. We got to bail water. And you can say, yeah, well, yeah,
but Jesse, the water's coming in too fast. You might
be right, You might be right. You can say, Jesse,
there aren't enough people helping us bail water. You might
be right, you might be right. But here's what I know,
without question. If you and I don't build water, the
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ship is going down. That's it. We don't have I
don't view it as us having an option. I don't.
We have to keep bailing, and we have to hope
the water isn't coming in too fast, and we have
to hope we haven't already taken on too much water.
And we have to hope that our fellow passengers on
this boat will step up and grab a bucket and
help us bail water. But even if none of those
(26:58):
things are true, I choose to bail water, Otherwise I
wouldn't bother with this. I'll tell you what, if I
retire early. I'm not going to retire early. But if
I walk away early, you will know that's me having
given up. That's why I do this. If I switch
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and I just do maybe I want to keep working,
maybe I do a history podcast or something like that,
only history, you will know I've walked away. And I
think we can't be saved. I'm not there. What Chris
Chris said, what's early? Do I need to brush off
my resume? Nobody? You're sticking with me forever. Even if
we just do history, you just got to sit there
and suffer. No, I'm not retiring, and no, I'm not
(27:42):
just gonna do history. But I'm not done. I refuse
to be done. And I can't predict the future. Maybe
next year I will be Maybe I'll wake up, but
it'll be one thing too many and I just freak out,
and that's it. I'm quitting. I'm not quitting yet, and
I hope I never ever do all right, And I
hope you have as pleasant an experience as I had
(28:06):
dealing with Legacy Box Bob. She went through all of
our albums. We had baby albums for the boys, and
we had a wedding photo album like so many people do,
and we had all that stuff at the house. And
so she went through and she took all those pictures
out and she put them in the box Legacy Box
sent us. And I will tell you from her, she
was very nervous about sending that stuff away, very nervous
(28:30):
because that stuff is everything to her and we don't
have copies. And so as soon as we sent the
box to Legacy Box, Bob would annoy me every other day, Hey,
will you get a whole Legacy box and make sure
you got it? Will you get a whole Legacy box?
Make sure they still make sure they didn't lose it. Hey,
will you get She wasn't being annoying, she was just
I understand. It's nerve wracking when those are your only ones,
(28:50):
it's nerve wracking. She texted me yesterday, Hey, don't worry
about getting a whole Legacy box. They just returned all
of our stuff in good order. Thank you, baby. Legacy
Box just took care of my family with the most
precious pictures and videos we have. They digitize everything. Get
your stuff digitized. They'll send you the stuff back, they
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hand digitize all. This is not some robot. They will
care for your stuff and send it back and then
your stuff will be digital and you'll have it forever.
Get mom that for Mother's Day. She's never had a
gift like that for Mother's Day. Legacybox dot com slash
Jesse legacybox dot com slash Jesse. You're listening to the Oracle.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
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Speaker 1 (29:39):
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at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Do you hear this? Virginia
Democrats believe minors in Virginia should get parental consent before
having an abortion.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
I think it is important that we have a constitutional
guarantee of access to abortion, and notably the constitutional amendment
that is going through the process here in Virginia is
I think.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Our reverence for the truth might become might have become
a bit of a distraction that is preventing us from
finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Remember, they're lying at all times. At all times, communism
is evil and destructive. They know what's destructive. Therefore their words,
their language is carefully selected to deceive. The intention is
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to deceive. It's why the lamest, most fruitless thing you
can do is point out the lies or hypocrisy of
the left. To the left, you can show the normies
that to wake them up. But to the left it
means nothing because they're trying to deceive. It's like telling
Michael Phelps he's a good swimmer. It's like telling Michael
(31:14):
Jordan he's good at basketball. You call these people hypocrites.
Inside they're all, well, yeah, that's the point. Hey, Jesse,
I heard you talking about the communist demons have infested
the church, and I wanted to share a story. Last weekend,
my mom and I went to our ELCA Lutheran church
here in Alabama. I haven't been to this church. He said,
(31:35):
it's in Huntsville, Alabama. I haven't been to this church
in a while. Gosh, I love Huntsville, Alabama. Chris, have
you ever spent any time in Alabama. None, just traveling through.
It's beautiful. It's totally completely underrated state. Orange Beach. People
don't know about Orange Beach. Orange Beach is awesome. It's
(31:55):
not just a tiny sliver, you idiot. That's what it
looks like on the map. There's plenty of free beach there.
Orange Beach. Mobile. I love Mobile Alabama. I could, I
would not say. The chances are zero that I will
live in Alabama one day. That's how much I love.
Why do you sneer? What is it?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
What?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Chris? I'm sorry? Are there not there's Jews in Alabama?
Don't make that face. I guarantee there's Jews in Alabama.
There there have to be. No, there are Jews in Idaho.
To you, people are everywhere? Are you kidding me? Get
some space lasers and get some of the people down
there or whatever you're using. Hey, Jesse, has anyone officially
(32:33):
acknowledged the presence of US troops in Ukraine? I have
a friend in the Army just got deployed. Can't tell
me where he is, but I'm pretty sure he's in Ukraine. Look,
whenever American munitions and money end up in a place,
wherever that place is American troops will be there too,
(32:57):
without question. Obviously, there have been American troops in Ukraine
since just about the start of it. At first you
send them over there to watch and then when you
decide to help, they're trying to watch over that secretly
doing this and secretly doing that. Are they going to
acknowledge that publicly? No, But remember this, military locations and
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movements and things like that, they have to be kept secret.
Loose lips sink ships is an old saying. For a reason,
you don't want to tell people where you are. When
we were in we were always forbidden, especially when we
were in Iraq and they told us they were reading
our mail. Whether or not they were, I don't know,
but we were told you are never allowed to write
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home and say where you are, what you're doing. You're
not allowed to do that because in weird roundabout ways,
it gets back to the enemy and people die because
of it. Iglu. This is from not the Bee. Iglou's
a recall of coolers due to a risk of fingertip amputation.
(34:09):
I'm just trying to walk I'm just trying to walk
through this. What kind of a cooler are we talking
about here? Fingertip amputation. M you know what, you'd need
some relief factor after that. Can you imagine, well, listen, Chris,
can you imagine how bad you you would smart if
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you lost the tip of your finger, snipped it off
into cooler, and what if you couldn't find it and
then someone was fishing for a beer and he pulled
a beer out and there was your what Chris? And
then there's your fingertip on it, And you'd be all, yeah, man,
that sucks, too bad for you. And I don't even
hurt anymore because I've been taking relief Factor. Remember, relief
factor is for the daily pain that plagues your life,
(34:50):
not necessarily for getting your finger snipped off. But we're
talking about your back pain, your hit pain. We have
testimonial after testimonial of people who've had their pain removed
and they've got their life back. Jesse, I can walk again, Jess.
I used to hear it all the time. It's one
hundred percent drug free. It's a supplement. No, it can't
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actually help with your finger, but it can help reduce
the pain and eliminate the pain in your life. Call
three weeks if it is nineteen dollars and ninety five cents.
Just try it. If your pain's still there after three weeks,
don't order anymore. What's the risk in that one eight
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four relief or go to relief factor dot com. And
now here's a headline by go you know, you know
the thing emails we didn't get to Jesse. I've been
surprised and impressed with Marco Rubio. I was thinking he
could be in the same league as the as Jesse
the dictator. What if he was to follow Trump as
(35:54):
top dog. I love JT. Vance and the work he's doing,
so on and so forth. I've been very impressed with
Marco Ruby, very very impressive. But remember because they're impressive
in one rule doesn't necessarily mean they'll be impressive as president.
I tried to warn everybody about this during Trump's first term,
when Nicki Hayley was beating up the United Nations every day.
(36:15):
Remember Nicki Hayley was the ambassador to the UN, and
everyone on the right was salivating all over it because
she was just beating them up every day and insulting them,
and we hate the United Nations. And I tried to explain,
that's the easiest job in the world. You show up
and take a crap on the United Nations nations every day.
Everyone would love that. That doesn't mean you can be
right on other things. Just be aware of that. Hey, Jesse,
(36:39):
these young, brainwashed sycophants are out of control. Are we
reaching a boiling point yet? These radical blue states are
starting to worry me. Your thoughts, uh, I would be
concerned states like Colorado. They're trying to out California. California,
they focused, the communists focused money and organizations to conquer Colorado,
(37:04):
and they did it successfully. And it's getting radical. It's
getting radical in these places. Look, California's shutting down refineries.
I heard somebody predict that Californians are going to be
paying eight dollars a gallon for gas next year. Hey,
where do these states go? What happens inside of those states?
What happens to the people in those states when life
(37:26):
finally cress the point of being affordable at all? And
remember the people that they've elected, they're not going to
all of a sudden reverse course. You know what, I
think we need some free markets. Let's do some drilling
here because communists don't do that. They just keep pushing
and order and arder. Where does that go? I don't know,
but I packed up my family and moved from a
(37:48):
blue state to a red state, so I don't have
to worry about it now. Granted, I've got a whole
lot of work to do trying to get Texas where
it needs to be, but at least it in California.
You enjoy your weekend. That's all.
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