December 20, 2024 • 38 mins
What are Jesse's top 3 Christmas movies? Upside down burgers. Is it selfish to go visit historical sites in France? Are the rats finally gone? The trouble with being tall. Where will DeSantis end up after he’s done in Florida? Will he end up in the Trump administration.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. He is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, I hope you
were gonna have a wonderful, wonderful Christmas with your family,
and yes, Hanika, Chris and all that other stuff in
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this hour, I don't even know what's coming. I'm supposed
to tease a bunch of stuff. I have no idea
where we're gonna go. Someone wants to go to Normandy
during his daughter's invasion. That sounds like sweet, Well, it
sounds like sweet, sounds like fun. That sounds sweet. Someone
else wants to argue about where the burger toppings go,
World domination, more talk about Congress. I have no idea
(00:53):
what we're gonna do or when we're gonna do it.
What do you just say we begin here? It's that?
Or listen to Joe Biden you at the inauguration.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Of course, only president I ever avoided inauguration was the
guy that's about to be inaugurated.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
He sounds like he's doing well. Jesse. My daughter's getting
married in France next June. Oh that reminds me, so
I know you're not shocked. But I stick my foot
in my mouth from time to time by saying rude things.
It's just the first thing that comes to my mind,
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and it oftentimes is not the most polite thing to
say in a setting. Bob and I were in Florida
this is last summer. Actually, I think the whole family
was there, if I remember right. Yeah, it was all
four of us. We were in Florida. It was just
a few days. We were down there, just a couple
of days on the beach, and we ended up on
one of those shuttle buses. It had a shuttle bus
that took you from the beach back to the hotel. Again,
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the ones that are right on the beach are too expensive.
If you get a hotel right off the beach, it'll
get you a shuttle take you back and forth. Shut up, Chris.
So on this shuttle and we're heading back and these
two old ladies were there and we were talking to him,
just gabbing about things, and the ladies one of them
brought up that her daughter got married in France, and
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of course Aub was so polite, Ah, that's so nice,
it sounds great, And the lady said, yeah, she married
a Frenchman. And we'd been on the beach for a while. Okay,
it was hot, so I was dehydrated, so I wasn't
probably in top shape. But as soon as the grandma
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said she married a Frenchman, I said why. Aubrey was mortified.
She reaches over and slapped me on the shoulder. JESSI
and the lady was the best though, She's like, oh no, no, no.
I asked her the same question. Anyway, back to the email, Jessie,
my daughter was getting married in France next June. My
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wife has already secured the plane tickets. Chalet stay ooh
chalais sounds very nice. After the wedding, we are planning
to go to Normandy. I've never been overseas, but relished
the opportunity to visit Omaha Beach. Maybe point to Hawk
and respect what happened there. It seems an irony that
I'm there for her wedding first in my interests to
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visit World War two history? Am I selfish?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Listen, it's not selfish about it. Money doesn't grow on trees,
and opportunities to do cool things and see cool things
they don't come along often. For all of us. I
I have been. You know how I joked about it,
how I've been to Europe twice. Both those times were
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in the last three or four years. I'm forty three
years old. I've lived forty years. I had never been
to Europe. Most people will never visit Europe. And it's
not fine. It's not like you have to go, but
it's a very rare opportunity for me. It's something I'd
never done. And so when we go, I realize, you know,
everyone wants to do different things. The boys are gonna
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want to do a bunch of active stuff. Hey, is
there a place where we can fight a bull or something? Right,
it's the boys, and ab is gonna want to go. Hey,
can I buy a dress or something like that. I
realize that I want to see history and there's nothing
selfish about it. It's not easy to get there. It's
clear across the friggin ocean. It costs a fortune. So
(04:25):
if I'm in Paris, uh, yeah, okay, we can eat
some croissants and stuff like that, that's fine. I can't
stop by Paris every weekend. I may never go to
Paris again. You may never see Paris. It meant that
one time we were there. We were there for three days.
It may be the only time I ever walked the
streets of Paris. I want to see something historical. I
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want to see something that's to do with Napoleon. I
want to see swords and cannons, and I want to
see history. There's nothing selfish about it at all. If
I've got to spend that kind of money and fly
clear across the ocean, I don't care what it's for.
I'm doing some history doc. The wife and I have
been fighting about something for a while, and I need
your input. My wife makes her burgers and salads upside down.
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Bottom bun, gets the condiments, the cheese. Okay, so it's
bottom bun then condiments, then cheese, then patty, then top bun.
She says, it's so the toppings don't fall off. I
can't get behind this, and I only want it the
traditional way. Salads the same thing. I have to dig
around the bottom to see if there's dressing is toppings?
(05:34):
Is her way acceptable? Okay, it's time to think outside
of the box here before we get back to maybe
some other politics and important things. Let's think outside the
box here first. When it comes to burgers. Is her
way acceptable. Her way is partially acceptable. She's half genius,
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half dumb. Dumb. Don't put it to her that way.
She's half half crazy. Condiments, Remember, I don't do veggies
and things like that, but if you have to add onions,
they can absolutely go on the bottom. Your tongue is
what you taste things with. Why not have the condiment
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hit your tongue first. If you want to put mayo
on there, or ketchup on there, or mustard or whatever
you put on there, totally acceptable to put that on
the bottom. In fact, I like doing it that way.
The cheese, however, the cheese can never, ever, ever, ever
ever go on the bottom for any reason unless you've
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cooked the burger the opposite way and then flip the
cheese onto the bottom, because the cheese must be melted
on there. But I'm totally fine with her stuff going
on the bottom of the bun. In fact, I'll tell
you something. Here's a little tidbit just from burger Jesse. Yeah,
I know a bit about burgers. If you make a
burger at home, I don't put anything on the world
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famous Jesse Kelly burgers. But if you put like the
ketchup or the mayo or something on the opposite side
of the cheese. The burger will be less slick. You
allow the cheese to bind directly to the bun instead
of getting on there where that that slippery mayo. What Chris,
that's the sound mayo can make if the cheese and
mayo get together, and then soon the burger slipping right
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out in the back of the bun. Now you got
a mess in your pants, and your wife's yelling at you,
oh my gosh, to just stay in those jeans again.
So I support her on that. Salads I wouldn't know
because I don't eat salads. But as I've told you
many times, people make nachos at home all wrong too.
The cheese. You know, you go to the party and
they've got the nacho bar set up. The cheese should
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be on the bottom, not the top. The cheese is
not what you put on at the end. You put
the cheese on the bottom. Then you throw in your
chips and your meats and your different things like that.
That allows you a handle on a dry chip at
all times, also giving you max the control over how
much cheese goes on each ship. Absolutely. Jesse I'm an
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extremely frustrated Californian. Do you have a huge, beautiful state.
It's controlled by filthy Marxists and the Republican presence here
is almost none. The number one problem is the Church
refuses to speak out. Forty four million Americans didn't bother
to vote in the last elections and call themselves Christians.
I'm gonna rip the little hair I have left out
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of my head, Jesse. It's trying to tax us to
death and they're being indoctrinated. Okay, in California one, you
have the most Republicans of any state in the Union,
but you don't have enough to hold state wide power.
I can't speak for where California is going to go.
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We only know where it's been. But I know this
California is paradise. I adore it there. I was obviously
stationed there, even though I was in the worst part
of the freaking place, Northern California, Southern California. I've been
all over. I've lived there, so many friends there. I
still go out there all the time, so I always
have to for work. It's paradise, the weather's perfect, everything's
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out there. But they are overcharging for Paradise now because
the Commies have had it so long, the regulations, the taxes,
the costs, I mean just the taxes on gas alone.
So choosing to live in California now, it's a choice
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everyone has to make, but you are accepting things with that.
If you choose to live there, you are going to
have in some ways a lower standard of living. In
some ways, you won't have as many rights as I have.
I live in Texas. My weather can't compare to yours,
but your rights can't compare to mine. I have levels
of government in my state that will offer me some protection.
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You probably don't have many of those in California, depending
on where you live. I said, probably because there are
some very red counties in California that are very sane,
and they do a very good job. You know, Orange
County does it right, even though they're going further blue too.
I don't know what to tell you except that's part
of living in California. If you want to live where
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it's seventy five degrees all day long, and in and
out burger on every single corner, beautiful women, great job
opportunities if you want. If you want that part of
California then you're getting the tyranny with it, and you're
going to be frustrated without end by the things your
state does. And I don't have a better way to
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put that. Maybe look at least your dog will live longer,
because surely you've been giving them rough greens. After all,
rough Greens delivers to California too, They even deliver to
Communist states. It's a natural nutritional supplement for your dog.
Natural is the way to go. We go to the
vet all the time to get Muffy a new prescription.
What if you could stop going to the vet. You know,
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people think rough Greens costs money, and I guess it,
but I've always looked at it as saving money because
we used to have to go to the freakin vet
with Fred all the time, always having digestive problems. Always
is always that. Now it's once a year, it's for
the normal thing. We never have to go anymore because
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back Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
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a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. Do not forget.
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You can leave us a voicemail eight seven seven three
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Speaker 4 (11:59):
Hey Jesse.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
My wife had been waited with Baydon's breath, trying to
hear what the hell happened.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
To the rat. Okay, here's a rat update. As you know,
I claimed my first death. I didn't clean him out
right away. I left him there as a message to
the others, just like I told you I was going to.
You have to show these animals whose boss. That's how
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Craven Kelly does things. I have been hesitant to come
on the air because I don't want to talk myself
up and brag. As of right now, the rat penetration
into the pantry has stopped. We haven't seen any more
of that. As of right now, the rat noises at
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night have stopped. This is what happens when you get
a professional hunter trapper like me into your home. That
is the update as of now. I didn't come on
here and have not come on here and said the
rats have been defeated yet, because they're filthy, dirty rats,
and they might just be laying in wait. Maybe they're
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hiding right now, just like Democrats. They're kind of hiding,
afraid to come out. But maybe they're gonna emerge again
to take all of my stuff, just like Democrats do.
That's what the rats may do. I don't know. Maybe
they think I'm traveling for Christmas. They'd be wrong about that.
I'll be right there. Rats to kill you should your
little ugly head stick itself out again. I don't know
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that the rats are defeated. They may be defeated. They're
on the run. But look, it's just like it's very
similar to Vietnam where you were you chase one of
these gorillas, one of these Vietcong gorillas, because they just
shot at you into the jungle, and then you go
in and he disappeared, and you look around and look
around and look around, and you can't find him. So
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he's not shooting you anymore, shooting at you anymore. That's
a good thing. But he may just be hiding in
a little spider hole, ready to pop his head out
again when he feels like he can do so safely.
That might be what Craven that's me is currently dealing
with in the house. I don't know. I'll give you
an update when I get an update. Hello, Jesse, Commander
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of the airwaves. Kelly, let's talk desserts. If you were
going out to eat and only wanted a dessert, what
would the Kelly belly be? Craving? Could be craving. I'm
a baked Alaska man, myself says. His name, her name
is Jojo whatever, all right? My go to? First of all,
there's no better go to than gooey butter cake. If
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you've ever had gooey buttercake. You know, everybody listening in
the South right now just nodded their head. Everybody in
the North, in the West, they're looking at the radio saying,
what is gooey butter cake? All you need to know
is if it's on the restaurant menu, you order it
and you will thank me. Key lime pie guy, I'm
a I'll tell you what my real go to is.
(15:07):
If there is some sort of a hot cookie that
is served with ice cream on it. Why don't you
turn your nose up at that, Chris, What is wrong
with you? It's I know it's soggy. It's partially soggy.
That's the beauty of it. A little sog, a little crunch,
a little Corey, a cookie and thank you Corey, thank you, gosh.
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A hot cookie with ice cream melting on it. That's
probably my top tier. That's probably top tier. Also, pudding.
You don't see a lot of pudding anymore. I feel
like tapioca pudding and puddings they used to be bigger.
I also feel like I'm tired of what these people
are doing with our money.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Earlier this week, as you all saw, the US International
Development Finance Corporation announce a one billion dollar financial initiative
to support conservation of the Ecuadorian Amazon. This is a
result of the President's recent trip to the Amazon, and
it can continuation of the administration's effort to support innovative
ways to address climate change through sustainable growth and development
(16:07):
without burdening countries facing financial constraints.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
There are still people in Appalascia living in tents and
freezing in the wintertime. We're sending a billion dollars to
Ecuador because of climate change. These are the worst people
in the world. They're also the dumbest people in the world.
Here's somebody at the Pentagon with a lot of ribbons
and metals on his chest.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
As you know, we have been briefing you regularly that
they are approximately nine hundred US troops deployed to Syria.
In light of the situation in Syria and the significant interest,
we recently learned that those numbers were higher and so
asked to look into it. I learned today that, in fact,
there are approximately two thousand US troops in Syria.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
What did you just say. We thought there was nine
hundred troops, and there's been so much interesting stereia we
started looking into it, and whoa, there's two thousand of them,
says the guy who's in charge of knowing how many
troops are supposed to be in Syria. The death of everything.
(17:16):
That's what DEI is, That's what communism is. As we've
said many times, every single thing that gets infected with
it just slowly but surely dies. And the American military
is no exception to that rule. As soon as they
infected the officer ranks of the military soon to get promoted.
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It didn't require a great deal of skill or hard work.
It required other things, of course, And so moron gets
a promotion, after Moron gets a promotion, after Moron gets
a promotion. Now we have way too many people with
a lot of ribbons and metals on their chests and
stars on their shoulder boards, and they are so dumb
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they could not effectively run a lemonade stand for more
than two hours at a time and make any kind
of a profit. We are well, Pete Seth has a
lot of work to do, all right. Let's talk about
shrinking the size of government and a coat that's too big.
Let's also talk about the IFCJ. Let's talk about supporting
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the people on the ground who are still under rocket
freaking attacks, still having to blow up amass tunnels, still
under rocket attack, always a new threat from this person
or that person. You have Syria attempting to acquire more
chemical weapons and nuclear weapons linked up to Russia. It's
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it's rough in Israel, and it always has been, and frankly,
it probably will be for the rest of my life.
That's what it's like when you're surrounded by people who
want to kill you. Go support the people on the ground.
If you can go to support IFCJ dot org the
if the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews who's been
(19:03):
on the ground for ages helping people. Eight eight eight
four eight eight. IFCJ are going to support IFCJ dot org,
We'll be back.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
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there's a lot of.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Them, Doctor Jesse, Ultimate Fighting Jack Hampster Trainer, the first
Merry Christmas Brother. This is your half frozen Margarita Capadre
Cameron from Virginia Beach. Based on the guidance and wisdom.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Of the Magi that gave three gifts to our Lord
and Savior Jesus Christ, wanted to ask you what are
your top three Christmas movies and your top three Christmas
cookie flavors. Hope you ab the boys and Fred of course,
have a great.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Christmas freaking dog. Everybody even wishes Merry Christmas to the
stupid dog. All right. First of all, Christmas cookies are garbage,
all right. There's no such thing as a great Christmas cookie.
I know women love it. Oh look, but I put
the green sugar on there. It sucks. Just make chocolate
chip cookies, or make oatmeal raisin cookies, or maybe even
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a snicker doodle. I don't mind a snicker doodle every
now and then. But the idea that the Christmas cookie
is in any way superior to other cookies is a lie.
That's one. Two. As far as Christmas movies go, it's
kind of an old argument, but I guess it does
depend on whether or not you consider die Hard a
Christmas movie. I bring this up because ob finally got
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her way the other day. I'm gonna watch a Christmas
movie as a family. You know how women are and
the boys. And I said, great, how about die Hard?
And you could tell she was so deflated. She's just say, fine, okay, fine,
that's fine. So we did in our house. Diehard is one,
but let's let's eliminate that for now. One. I was
thinking about this, Remember that Frosty the Snowman cartoon movie.
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Everyone has watched that movie. Was that not a little
heavy for kids? I look back on it now, it
was so traumatizing. They just straight up melted him in
the end. And the end you're cheering for Frosty and
Frosty's doing all these magical things, and then he's a
freaking puddle on the ground. I don't know that that
was necessary. But Rudolph, that Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer
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one where they had the claymation kind of characters. Oh
did you just turn your nose up? In an American classic? Chris?
What what? Chris City doesn't care about it all? Christmas?
Chris said, a Christmas story that, of course, is gonna
be my next one. I was gonna name a Christmas
story the Red Rider beby Gun and a Christmas vacation,
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Chevy Chase a Christmas vacation. A Christmas vacation in the
top ten. It's not even in the top five, Chris.
It's not it's like it's funny. It's it's not. It's
not that funny anymore. It's not that funny. You know what.
Third number three is elf. ELF's quality for a Christmas
movie elf is quality it is. I forgot the other
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thing that I asked, so it must not have been important.
How in the world did you find a coat you
had to return that was too big. I'm about to
tell you about my problems, and then we're gonna get
back to politics. Someone wants to know about shrinking the
federal government. But I'm gonna do what you should really
never do, really rarely do in life, and that's just
tell other people about your problems, because for the most part,
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nobody cares. I know what you're sitting there thinking, Jesse,
with that beautiful portrait behind you. Where your royalty. It's
even cemented into my mind that you're more royalty. You
must have access to everything you want. But no, you see,
being a six foot eight adonnis like I am means
that you are extremely limited in some ways. Flying. You've
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heard me complain about this before. I have to fly
first class. I have to fly first class in first
class seats cost double what economy size seats double. I
have to pay double everywhere I go because I don't
physically fit in the normal seats in the back. I
have to try to. I can't bank on getting an
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emergency exit row, so I have to fly first class.
This bothers me. I do not want to have to
fly first class. Pants and shoes, I can't just walk
into jcpenny and grab a pair of jeans off the shelf.
All my genes have to be ordered because the store
is not going to stock jeans that fit my end scene.
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They're just not going to. I'd be the only one
who ever walked in and bought them. I don't blame
the stores. I'm not mad at it. It would be
done for them to stock it. So I can't just
pop in the mall and go grab a pair of jeans.
I have to now order jeans, and it's more expensive.
Now I have to pay shipping, which bothers me a
great deal. Shoes, I have big feet. I have big feet.
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I can't just walk in any shoe store and say
give me those sneakers. Oftentimes they won't have my size
and shirts they're my body type is not normal. To
be tall and slim is not normal. So in stores
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they have what small, medium, large, extra large, and double
extra large. If you get an extra large. If I
get an extra large, which I have to for length reasons,
anything else turns into a belly shirt when the first
time my wife does laundry, and no one wants to
see that. But if I get an extra large, it
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will be long enough, but it will look like I'm
wearing a garbage bag. When I order an extra large
coat or extra large shirt looks like a garbage bag.
When I order a large, it's slim enough, but it's
not long enough. In the sleeves will be halfway up
to my elbow. I can't do it. And if I
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order a double xcel, well, the same thing, Xcel double xcel.
It looks like I just rated Whoopy Goldberg's closet. It
doesn't look like it's made for me at all. So
when you order from someplace online, which that's what we
generally try to do to save some money, you wait
till there's a cyber Monday, here deal here, something on
gubex or something like that. You get an extra large,
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You show up the shirt, the coat showed up, and
like they all do, I put it on. The sleeves
were the right length, but you could have fit two
of me in the torso of the shirt. It wasn't good. Jesse.
What happens if Trump makes significant efforts to try to
shrink the size and power of the federal government, but
fails to achieve any of that in his four years.
(25:54):
What message will those who see themselves as kings and
queens send to the American people afterwards. Well, I believe,
based on what I've seen so far, that Donald Trump
is going to accomplish a lot in his first four years.
I also believe, from what I've seen so far that
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Donald Trump is not at all going to accomplish all
the things you think he's going to because it's an ugly, corrupt,
evil system that will fight him at every turn. Meaning,
we are going to make gains in the next four years.
We are, and they're going to be good, and we'll
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talk about them, we'll brag about them, will cheer, we'll celebrate.
We're going to make gains. They are not going to
be America is saved gains. That's not how it works.
Changing a culture, a corrupt government, changing the direction of
a country takes time, significant amounts of time, even economically,
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because we all know Trump is going to get in
there and he's gonna cut regulations like he did last time.
That's really what caused so much of the Trump economic boom.
He took all those regulations, he put them in the
paper shredder. It's one of the best things he did.
He's gonna go in He's gonna do that again. Even that,
given the financial burden the Biden administration has put on
the America, the American people in the last four years,
(27:25):
even that will take some time. Before that we see
the fruits of it. Deporting all these illegals. Obviously, as
you've heard me say, they're not going to deport twenty
thirty million. That's not realistic. But let's let's say, let's
just start with TRENDAA Rockwall. Actually, we'll just start with that.
That's not gonna be day one either day one they'll start.
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That's going to take time. It's gonna take time. We're
gonna make gains in the next four years. We are
not going to shrink the government massively. There are things
that are going to happen that you want to happen
all at once, that I want to happen all at once.
But that's just simply not the way it works. So
I am going to try to be as understanding about
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what is your take on DeSantis having a place in
the new administration. He's proven himself as a chief executive,
so on and so forth. Okay, maybe Senator of Florida.
He says, all right, we'll talk about that, and we'll
talk about Biden and we'll wrap this thing up. Hang
up the Jesse Kelly Show. I like it returns next.
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show, before we check out a here and
go celebrate the birth of Jesus. So let's start chopping
away at a few of these things. I'm gonna get
over my disappointment that the government won't be shut down.
Dear Scorge of Rodents, what is your take on DeSantis
having a place in the new administration. Trump's starting to
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warm up to him, and so on and so forth.
Donald Trump is offended beyond belief that Ron DeSantis ran
against him in the primary. Trump felt very very strongly
that the twenty twenty election was stolen from him, and
therefore he felt as if he had earned the nomination already.
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That DeSantis even tried offended Trump beyond belief, beyond belief.
And Trump is a man who holds grudges, even if
he's warming up to DeSantis. They don't like each other,
they never have. I'm glad that Trump and DeSantis camps
(30:45):
have for the most part realized that there's not an
inch of daylight between them. So Trump's people into Santus's
people get along for the most part now, as they should.
But Trump and Desantus are never going to be best
buddies at all. And I don't know where DeSantis goes
from here. Maybe he will run for Senate because he's
termed out as governor. I am not sure that he
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can be president. I'm just not sure about that, especially
given how hard Trump is going to campaign against him.
What you're going to see now for the next four
years is an unbelievable sucking up contest to Donald Trump
from people on the right who are dying to have
his endorsement for their run for president in twenty twenty eight.
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That is what so many of them are going to
be going for. Well, Donald or Ron de Santis isn't
going to get that no matter what. I have no
idea where he goes from here, what happens. I know
we should all be really freaking grateful about what he's
done in Florida, even if you're not in Floridamember, He's
the only reason we won the House at all. In
the midterms, Otherwise the Dems would have kept the whole thing.
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So props to him, dear failed mouse trapper. Not true.
Since Biden's hell bent on destroying everything before Trump takes office,
what would stop him from doing a blanket pardon on
all illegals currently in the US on his last day. Well,
he could probably do something like that. But see, Democrats
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are in a huge They have a huge problem on
their hands right now. And I talked about it before
I talked about it. In fact, I think it was
this week. It might have been on Monday's show that
they have a monumental problem on their hands and it's
so big. This problem is so big it may cost
them all of their power eventually. Their problem is, well,
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it's the same problem communists have always had. They can't
control their demonic impulses. Communists are always on offense. That's
their advantage. They're always pushing forward, always more, more and
more and more and more. But they have no idea
when it's time to put the brakes on until it's
too late. You saw it in November when they just
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got wiped out. And now they're looking around saying, well,
I mean I yes, maybe pretending like chicks could become dudes.
Maybe that wasn't good in the end. I'm not really
sure they can't help themselves. But right now they are
very aware. They see all the exit poll numbers. They're
very aware that what they've done on the border, allowing
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all these people, bringing these people into the country on purpose,
it is a big reason why these people hate them.
They hate why we hate them. The country itself has
turned against them. If Joe Biden were to blanket amnesty
twenty thirty million people, Democrats themselves would be trying to
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throw him in prison, not because they care, that's what
they want. They would try to come after Joe Biden
because they would get slaughtered for the next ten elections.
It would be the country's already mad about it. If
he was to turn that up to that degree. Ah man,
he'd get crushed before. I keep going. By the way,
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Why go you know, you know the thing emails we
didn't get to you, Dear doctor small Hell, doctor Kelly
small Hands. I've been a listener since almost day one,
since you had a podcast that was always an hour
long and left me unfulfilled wanting more. My question is,
(35:11):
due to the way our political landscape is nowadays, how
can we change the norm of transitioning of power between
the incoming administration and existing administration? As we are seeing
now the transition the current administration can cripple an incoming
administration with the time they have. How do we do this? Okay, well,
(35:32):
this is what I tried to explain before. I think Republicans,
if they have the power and political will to do so,
I think it's time to step in and do something
about the lame duck period. They do this in the
mid terms two where there's an election and then there's
this period before they're actually sworn in and take power,
and that period of time now, because our government is
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so evil and corrupt, that period of time now is
being used by the communists to destroy everything they can
possibly destroy. Joe Biden's pardoning eight thousand people. They're shoveling
billions out the door everywhere they can go. We need
to start doing something where we shrink that time down.
I think it's probably unrealistic to have it the same day.
You know, you have the election. Elections called same day,
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call it a week, call it two weeks. But you
can't give these kinds of evil people that much time
or evil people were gonna do evil things to Hey, Jesse,
do they hit Biden with the twenty fifth amendments so
he can't sign the cr he's talking about that funding
bill that just passed. No. No, they just want Joe
Biden to go. And what the system cannot afford at
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this point in time is to make Joe Biden any angrier.
Joe Biden even came out a couple days ago against
insider trading when it comes to stocks. Why would he
do that? Why would a corrupt family who's used the
Biden name to enrich themselves bother going coming out against
insider training. That was a big middle finger to Nancy Pelosi,
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who is famous for her prowess when it comes to
the markets, really really really best write lots of the time, Jesse.
I wanted to make chili dogs for my kids. When
I was at the store, I saw chili with no beans,
and I remembered your long, angry ran about how terrible
chili with beans is. So I got it. You were right.
Without beans, it's vastly superior. I'll never eat chili with
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beans again, so thank you, sir. Why would you take
something so wonderful like chili with the meats and the
sauce and the onions. And if you're here in Texas,
you can find them a lot with some chopped talapanos
up and there, and it's just you have all these things,
and maybe maybe you've really stepped up your game, and
you're bathing it with cheese on top so that can melt,
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and then you've got maybe some white cheddar cheese. It's
or something like that. Why would you ever get all
that and then ruin it with beans? And have no
idea why anybody would do that. Now you remember the
reason for the season. Thank you Jesus for to earth.
Have a wonderful merry Christmas with your family, a happy
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new year. Then we'll do twenty twenty five together, all right,
that's all
This is a Jesse Kelly show. He is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, I hope you
were gonna have a wonderful, wonderful Christmas with your family,
and yes, Hanika, Chris and all that other stuff in
(00:32):
this hour, I don't even know what's coming. I'm supposed
to tease a bunch of stuff. I have no idea
where we're gonna go. Someone wants to go to Normandy
during his daughter's invasion. That sounds like sweet, Well, it
sounds like sweet, sounds like fun. That sounds sweet. Someone
else wants to argue about where the burger toppings go,
World domination, more talk about Congress. I have no idea
(00:53):
what we're gonna do or when we're gonna do it.
What do you just say we begin here? It's that?
Or listen to Joe Biden you at the inauguration.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Of course, only president I ever avoided inauguration was the
guy that's about to be inaugurated.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
He sounds like he's doing well. Jesse. My daughter's getting
married in France next June. Oh that reminds me, so
I know you're not shocked. But I stick my foot
in my mouth from time to time by saying rude things.
It's just the first thing that comes to my mind,
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and it oftentimes is not the most polite thing to
say in a setting. Bob and I were in Florida
this is last summer. Actually, I think the whole family
was there, if I remember right. Yeah, it was all
four of us. We were in Florida. It was just
a few days. We were down there, just a couple
of days on the beach, and we ended up on
one of those shuttle buses. It had a shuttle bus
that took you from the beach back to the hotel. Again,
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the ones that are right on the beach are too expensive.
If you get a hotel right off the beach, it'll
get you a shuttle take you back and forth. Shut up, Chris.
So on this shuttle and we're heading back and these
two old ladies were there and we were talking to him,
just gabbing about things, and the ladies one of them
brought up that her daughter got married in France, and
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of course Aub was so polite, Ah, that's so nice,
it sounds great, And the lady said, yeah, she married
a Frenchman. And we'd been on the beach for a while. Okay,
it was hot, so I was dehydrated, so I wasn't
probably in top shape. But as soon as the grandma
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said she married a Frenchman, I said why. Aubrey was mortified.
She reaches over and slapped me on the shoulder. JESSI
and the lady was the best though, She's like, oh no, no, no.
I asked her the same question. Anyway, back to the email, Jessie,
my daughter was getting married in France next June. My
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wife has already secured the plane tickets. Chalet stay ooh
chalais sounds very nice. After the wedding, we are planning
to go to Normandy. I've never been overseas, but relished
the opportunity to visit Omaha Beach. Maybe point to Hawk
and respect what happened there. It seems an irony that
I'm there for her wedding first in my interests to
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visit World War two history? Am I selfish?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Listen, it's not selfish about it. Money doesn't grow on trees,
and opportunities to do cool things and see cool things
they don't come along often. For all of us. I
I have been. You know how I joked about it,
how I've been to Europe twice. Both those times were
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in the last three or four years. I'm forty three
years old. I've lived forty years. I had never been
to Europe. Most people will never visit Europe. And it's
not fine. It's not like you have to go, but
it's a very rare opportunity for me. It's something I'd
never done. And so when we go, I realize, you know,
everyone wants to do different things. The boys are gonna
(04:02):
want to do a bunch of active stuff. Hey, is
there a place where we can fight a bull or something? Right,
it's the boys, and ab is gonna want to go. Hey,
can I buy a dress or something like that. I
realize that I want to see history and there's nothing
selfish about it. It's not easy to get there. It's
clear across the friggin ocean. It costs a fortune. So
(04:25):
if I'm in Paris, uh, yeah, okay, we can eat
some croissants and stuff like that, that's fine. I can't
stop by Paris every weekend. I may never go to
Paris again. You may never see Paris. It meant that
one time we were there. We were there for three days.
It may be the only time I ever walked the
streets of Paris. I want to see something historical. I
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want to see something that's to do with Napoleon. I
want to see swords and cannons, and I want to
see history. There's nothing selfish about it at all. If
I've got to spend that kind of money and fly
clear across the ocean, I don't care what it's for.
I'm doing some history doc. The wife and I have
been fighting about something for a while, and I need
your input. My wife makes her burgers and salads upside down.
(05:12):
Bottom bun, gets the condiments, the cheese. Okay, so it's
bottom bun then condiments, then cheese, then patty, then top bun.
She says, it's so the toppings don't fall off. I
can't get behind this, and I only want it the
traditional way. Salads the same thing. I have to dig
around the bottom to see if there's dressing is toppings?
(05:34):
Is her way acceptable? Okay, it's time to think outside
of the box here before we get back to maybe
some other politics and important things. Let's think outside the
box here first. When it comes to burgers. Is her
way acceptable. Her way is partially acceptable. She's half genius,
(05:55):
half dumb. Dumb. Don't put it to her that way.
She's half half crazy. Condiments, Remember, I don't do veggies
and things like that, but if you have to add onions,
they can absolutely go on the bottom. Your tongue is
what you taste things with. Why not have the condiment
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hit your tongue first. If you want to put mayo
on there, or ketchup on there, or mustard or whatever
you put on there, totally acceptable to put that on
the bottom. In fact, I like doing it that way.
The cheese, however, the cheese can never, ever, ever, ever
ever go on the bottom for any reason unless you've
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cooked the burger the opposite way and then flip the
cheese onto the bottom, because the cheese must be melted
on there. But I'm totally fine with her stuff going
on the bottom of the bun. In fact, I'll tell
you something. Here's a little tidbit just from burger Jesse. Yeah,
I know a bit about burgers. If you make a
burger at home, I don't put anything on the world
(07:00):
famous Jesse Kelly burgers. But if you put like the
ketchup or the mayo or something on the opposite side
of the cheese. The burger will be less slick. You
allow the cheese to bind directly to the bun instead
of getting on there where that that slippery mayo. What Chris,
that's the sound mayo can make if the cheese and
mayo get together, and then soon the burger slipping right
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out in the back of the bun. Now you got
a mess in your pants, and your wife's yelling at you,
oh my gosh, to just stay in those jeans again.
So I support her on that. Salads I wouldn't know
because I don't eat salads. But as I've told you
many times, people make nachos at home all wrong too.
The cheese. You know, you go to the party and
they've got the nacho bar set up. The cheese should
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be on the bottom, not the top. The cheese is
not what you put on at the end. You put
the cheese on the bottom. Then you throw in your
chips and your meats and your different things like that.
That allows you a handle on a dry chip at
all times, also giving you max the control over how
much cheese goes on each ship. Absolutely. Jesse I'm an
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extremely frustrated Californian. Do you have a huge, beautiful state.
It's controlled by filthy Marxists and the Republican presence here
is almost none. The number one problem is the Church
refuses to speak out. Forty four million Americans didn't bother
to vote in the last elections and call themselves Christians.
I'm gonna rip the little hair I have left out
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of my head, Jesse. It's trying to tax us to
death and they're being indoctrinated. Okay, in California one, you
have the most Republicans of any state in the Union,
but you don't have enough to hold state wide power.
I can't speak for where California is going to go.
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We only know where it's been. But I know this
California is paradise. I adore it there. I was obviously
stationed there, even though I was in the worst part
of the freaking place, Northern California, Southern California. I've been
all over. I've lived there, so many friends there. I
still go out there all the time, so I always
have to for work. It's paradise, the weather's perfect, everything's
(09:11):
out there. But they are overcharging for Paradise now because
the Commies have had it so long, the regulations, the taxes,
the costs, I mean just the taxes on gas alone.
So choosing to live in California now, it's a choice
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everyone has to make, but you are accepting things with that.
If you choose to live there, you are going to
have in some ways a lower standard of living. In
some ways, you won't have as many rights as I have.
I live in Texas. My weather can't compare to yours,
but your rights can't compare to mine. I have levels
of government in my state that will offer me some protection.
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You probably don't have many of those in California, depending
on where you live. I said, probably because there are
some very red counties in California that are very sane,
and they do a very good job. You know, Orange
County does it right, even though they're going further blue too.
I don't know what to tell you except that's part
of living in California. If you want to live where
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it's seventy five degrees all day long, and in and
out burger on every single corner, beautiful women, great job
opportunities if you want. If you want that part of
California then you're getting the tyranny with it, and you're
going to be frustrated without end by the things your
state does. And I don't have a better way to
(10:36):
put that. Maybe look at least your dog will live longer,
because surely you've been giving them rough greens. After all,
rough Greens delivers to California too, They even deliver to
Communist states. It's a natural nutritional supplement for your dog.
Natural is the way to go. We go to the
vet all the time to get Muffy a new prescription.
What if you could stop going to the vet. You know,
(10:57):
people think rough Greens costs money, and I guess it,
but I've always looked at it as saving money because
we used to have to go to the freakin vet
with Fred all the time, always having digestive problems. Always
is always that. Now it's once a year, it's for
the normal thing. We never have to go anymore because
Fred gets nutrition now, digestive enzymes and omega oils and
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vitamins and antioxidants. We sprinkle Roughgreens on his food and
he'll live longer and he's healthier. They have it for
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Speaker 4 (11:59):
Hey Jesse.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
My wife had been waited with Baydon's breath, trying to
hear what the hell happened.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
To the rat. Okay, here's a rat update. As you know,
I claimed my first death. I didn't clean him out
right away. I left him there as a message to
the others, just like I told you I was going to.
You have to show these animals whose boss. That's how
(12:25):
Craven Kelly does things. I have been hesitant to come
on the air because I don't want to talk myself
up and brag. As of right now, the rat penetration
into the pantry has stopped. We haven't seen any more
of that. As of right now, the rat noises at
(12:48):
night have stopped. This is what happens when you get
a professional hunter trapper like me into your home. That
is the update as of now. I didn't come on
here and have not come on here and said the
rats have been defeated yet, because they're filthy, dirty rats,
and they might just be laying in wait. Maybe they're
(13:11):
hiding right now, just like Democrats. They're kind of hiding,
afraid to come out. But maybe they're gonna emerge again
to take all of my stuff, just like Democrats do.
That's what the rats may do. I don't know. Maybe
they think I'm traveling for Christmas. They'd be wrong about that.
I'll be right there. Rats to kill you should your
little ugly head stick itself out again. I don't know
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that the rats are defeated. They may be defeated. They're
on the run. But look, it's just like it's very
similar to Vietnam where you were you chase one of
these gorillas, one of these Vietcong gorillas, because they just
shot at you into the jungle, and then you go
in and he disappeared, and you look around and look
around and look around, and you can't find him. So
(13:57):
he's not shooting you anymore, shooting at you anymore. That's
a good thing. But he may just be hiding in
a little spider hole, ready to pop his head out
again when he feels like he can do so safely.
That might be what Craven that's me is currently dealing
with in the house. I don't know. I'll give you
an update when I get an update. Hello, Jesse, Commander
(14:19):
of the airwaves. Kelly, let's talk desserts. If you were
going out to eat and only wanted a dessert, what
would the Kelly belly be? Craving? Could be craving. I'm
a baked Alaska man, myself says. His name, her name
is Jojo whatever, all right? My go to? First of all,
there's no better go to than gooey butter cake. If
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you've ever had gooey buttercake. You know, everybody listening in
the South right now just nodded their head. Everybody in
the North, in the West, they're looking at the radio saying,
what is gooey butter cake? All you need to know
is if it's on the restaurant menu, you order it
and you will thank me. Key lime pie guy, I'm
a I'll tell you what my real go to is.
(15:07):
If there is some sort of a hot cookie that
is served with ice cream on it. Why don't you
turn your nose up at that, Chris, What is wrong
with you? It's I know it's soggy. It's partially soggy.
That's the beauty of it. A little sog, a little crunch,
a little Corey, a cookie and thank you Corey, thank you, gosh.
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A hot cookie with ice cream melting on it. That's
probably my top tier. That's probably top tier. Also, pudding.
You don't see a lot of pudding anymore. I feel
like tapioca pudding and puddings they used to be bigger.
I also feel like I'm tired of what these people
are doing with our money.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Earlier this week, as you all saw, the US International
Development Finance Corporation announce a one billion dollar financial initiative
to support conservation of the Ecuadorian Amazon. This is a
result of the President's recent trip to the Amazon, and
it can continuation of the administration's effort to support innovative
ways to address climate change through sustainable growth and development
(16:07):
without burdening countries facing financial constraints.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
There are still people in Appalascia living in tents and
freezing in the wintertime. We're sending a billion dollars to
Ecuador because of climate change. These are the worst people
in the world. They're also the dumbest people in the world.
Here's somebody at the Pentagon with a lot of ribbons
and metals on his chest.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
As you know, we have been briefing you regularly that
they are approximately nine hundred US troops deployed to Syria.
In light of the situation in Syria and the significant interest,
we recently learned that those numbers were higher and so
asked to look into it. I learned today that, in fact,
there are approximately two thousand US troops in Syria.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
What did you just say. We thought there was nine
hundred troops, and there's been so much interesting stereia we
started looking into it, and whoa, there's two thousand of them,
says the guy who's in charge of knowing how many
troops are supposed to be in Syria. The death of everything.
(17:16):
That's what DEI is, That's what communism is. As we've
said many times, every single thing that gets infected with
it just slowly but surely dies. And the American military
is no exception to that rule. As soon as they
infected the officer ranks of the military soon to get promoted.
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It didn't require a great deal of skill or hard work.
It required other things, of course, And so moron gets
a promotion, after Moron gets a promotion, after Moron gets
a promotion. Now we have way too many people with
a lot of ribbons and metals on their chests and
stars on their shoulder boards, and they are so dumb
(18:01):
they could not effectively run a lemonade stand for more
than two hours at a time and make any kind
of a profit. We are well, Pete Seth has a
lot of work to do, all right. Let's talk about
shrinking the size of government and a coat that's too big.
Let's also talk about the IFCJ. Let's talk about supporting
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the people on the ground who are still under rocket
freaking attacks, still having to blow up amass tunnels, still
under rocket attack, always a new threat from this person
or that person. You have Syria attempting to acquire more
chemical weapons and nuclear weapons linked up to Russia. It's
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it's rough in Israel, and it always has been, and frankly,
it probably will be for the rest of my life.
That's what it's like when you're surrounded by people who
want to kill you. Go support the people on the ground.
If you can go to support IFCJ dot org the
if the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews who's been
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on the ground for ages helping people. Eight eight eight
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We'll be back.
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Merry Christmas Brother. This is your half frozen Margarita Capadre
Cameron from Virginia Beach. Based on the guidance and wisdom.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Of the Magi that gave three gifts to our Lord
and Savior Jesus Christ, wanted to ask you what are
your top three Christmas movies and your top three Christmas
cookie flavors. Hope you ab the boys and Fred of course,
have a great.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Christmas freaking dog. Everybody even wishes Merry Christmas to the
stupid dog. All right. First of all, Christmas cookies are garbage,
all right. There's no such thing as a great Christmas cookie.
I know women love it. Oh look, but I put
the green sugar on there. It sucks. Just make chocolate
chip cookies, or make oatmeal raisin cookies, or maybe even
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a snicker doodle. I don't mind a snicker doodle every
now and then. But the idea that the Christmas cookie
is in any way superior to other cookies is a lie.
That's one. Two. As far as Christmas movies go, it's
kind of an old argument, but I guess it does
depend on whether or not you consider die Hard a
Christmas movie. I bring this up because ob finally got
(20:52):
her way the other day. I'm gonna watch a Christmas
movie as a family. You know how women are and
the boys. And I said, great, how about die Hard?
And you could tell she was so deflated. She's just say, fine, okay, fine,
that's fine. So we did in our house. Diehard is one,
but let's let's eliminate that for now. One. I was
thinking about this, Remember that Frosty the Snowman cartoon movie.
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Everyone has watched that movie. Was that not a little
heavy for kids? I look back on it now, it
was so traumatizing. They just straight up melted him in
the end. And the end you're cheering for Frosty and
Frosty's doing all these magical things, and then he's a
freaking puddle on the ground. I don't know that that
was necessary. But Rudolph, that Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer
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one where they had the claymation kind of characters. Oh
did you just turn your nose up? In an American classic? Chris?
What what? Chris City doesn't care about it all? Christmas?
Chris said, a Christmas story that, of course, is gonna
be my next one. I was gonna name a Christmas
story the Red Rider beby Gun and a Christmas vacation,
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Chevy Chase a Christmas vacation. A Christmas vacation in the
top ten. It's not even in the top five, Chris.
It's not it's like it's funny. It's it's not. It's
not that funny anymore. It's not that funny. You know what.
Third number three is elf. ELF's quality for a Christmas
movie elf is quality it is. I forgot the other
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thing that I asked, so it must not have been important.
How in the world did you find a coat you
had to return that was too big. I'm about to
tell you about my problems, and then we're gonna get
back to politics. Someone wants to know about shrinking the
federal government. But I'm gonna do what you should really
never do, really rarely do in life, and that's just
tell other people about your problems, because for the most part,
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nobody cares. I know what you're sitting there thinking, Jesse,
with that beautiful portrait behind you. Where your royalty. It's
even cemented into my mind that you're more royalty. You
must have access to everything you want. But no, you see,
being a six foot eight adonnis like I am means
that you are extremely limited in some ways. Flying. You've
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heard me complain about this before. I have to fly
first class. I have to fly first class in first
class seats cost double what economy size seats double. I
have to pay double everywhere I go because I don't
physically fit in the normal seats in the back. I
have to try to. I can't bank on getting an
(23:24):
emergency exit row, so I have to fly first class.
This bothers me. I do not want to have to
fly first class. Pants and shoes, I can't just walk
into jcpenny and grab a pair of jeans off the shelf.
All my genes have to be ordered because the store
is not going to stock jeans that fit my end scene.
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They're just not going to. I'd be the only one
who ever walked in and bought them. I don't blame
the stores. I'm not mad at it. It would be
done for them to stock it. So I can't just
pop in the mall and go grab a pair of jeans.
I have to now order jeans, and it's more expensive.
Now I have to pay shipping, which bothers me a
great deal. Shoes, I have big feet. I have big feet.
(24:08):
I can't just walk in any shoe store and say
give me those sneakers. Oftentimes they won't have my size
and shirts they're my body type is not normal. To
be tall and slim is not normal. So in stores
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they have what small, medium, large, extra large, and double
extra large. If you get an extra large. If I
get an extra large, which I have to for length reasons,
anything else turns into a belly shirt when the first
time my wife does laundry, and no one wants to
see that. But if I get an extra large, it
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will be long enough, but it will look like I'm
wearing a garbage bag. When I order an extra large
coat or extra large shirt looks like a garbage bag.
When I order a large, it's slim enough, but it's
not long enough. In the sleeves will be halfway up
to my elbow. I can't do it. And if I
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order a double xcel, well, the same thing, Xcel double xcel.
It looks like I just rated Whoopy Goldberg's closet. It
doesn't look like it's made for me at all. So
when you order from someplace online, which that's what we
generally try to do to save some money, you wait
till there's a cyber Monday, here deal here, something on
gubex or something like that. You get an extra large,
(25:33):
You show up the shirt, the coat showed up, and
like they all do, I put it on. The sleeves
were the right length, but you could have fit two
of me in the torso of the shirt. It wasn't good. Jesse.
What happens if Trump makes significant efforts to try to
shrink the size and power of the federal government, but
fails to achieve any of that in his four years.
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What message will those who see themselves as kings and
queens send to the American people afterwards. Well, I believe,
based on what I've seen so far, that Donald Trump
is going to accomplish a lot in his first four years.
I also believe, from what I've seen so far that
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Donald Trump is not at all going to accomplish all
the things you think he's going to because it's an ugly, corrupt,
evil system that will fight him at every turn. Meaning,
we are going to make gains in the next four years.
We are, and they're going to be good, and we'll
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talk about them, we'll brag about them, will cheer, we'll celebrate.
We're going to make gains. They are not going to
be America is saved gains. That's not how it works.
Changing a culture, a corrupt government, changing the direction of
a country takes time, significant amounts of time, even economically,
(27:03):
because we all know Trump is going to get in
there and he's gonna cut regulations like he did last time.
That's really what caused so much of the Trump economic boom.
He took all those regulations, he put them in the
paper shredder. It's one of the best things he did.
He's gonna go in He's gonna do that again. Even that,
given the financial burden the Biden administration has put on
the America, the American people in the last four years,
(27:25):
even that will take some time. Before that we see
the fruits of it. Deporting all these illegals. Obviously, as
you've heard me say, they're not going to deport twenty
thirty million. That's not realistic. But let's let's say, let's
just start with TRENDAA Rockwall. Actually, we'll just start with that.
That's not gonna be day one either day one they'll start.
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That's going to take time. It's gonna take time. We're
gonna make gains in the next four years. We are
not going to shrink the government massively. There are things
that are going to happen that you want to happen
all at once, that I want to happen all at once.
But that's just simply not the way it works. So
I am going to try to be as understanding about
(28:10):
that and patient about that as I possibly can. When
we're angry, I'll vent it. When we're happy, we'll celebrate.
That's the way that's going to be. I celebrate chalk
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Take advantage of that. All right, Dear Scorge of the Rodents,
what is your take on DeSantis having a place in
the new administration. He's proven himself as a chief executive,
so on and so forth. Okay, maybe Senator of Florida.
He says, all right, we'll talk about that, and we'll
talk about Biden and we'll wrap this thing up. Hang
up the Jesse Kelly Show. I like it returns next.
(29:40):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show, before we check out a here and
go celebrate the birth of Jesus. So let's start chopping
away at a few of these things. I'm gonna get
over my disappointment that the government won't be shut down.
Dear Scorge of Rodents, what is your take on DeSantis
having a place in the new administration. Trump's starting to
(30:03):
warm up to him, and so on and so forth.
Donald Trump is offended beyond belief that Ron DeSantis ran
against him in the primary. Trump felt very very strongly
that the twenty twenty election was stolen from him, and
therefore he felt as if he had earned the nomination already.
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That DeSantis even tried offended Trump beyond belief, beyond belief.
And Trump is a man who holds grudges, even if
he's warming up to DeSantis. They don't like each other,
they never have. I'm glad that Trump and DeSantis camps
(30:45):
have for the most part realized that there's not an
inch of daylight between them. So Trump's people into Santus's
people get along for the most part now, as they should.
But Trump and Desantus are never going to be best
buddies at all. And I don't know where DeSantis goes
from here. Maybe he will run for Senate because he's
termed out as governor. I am not sure that he
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can be president. I'm just not sure about that, especially
given how hard Trump is going to campaign against him.
What you're going to see now for the next four
years is an unbelievable sucking up contest to Donald Trump
from people on the right who are dying to have
his endorsement for their run for president in twenty twenty eight.
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That is what so many of them are going to
be going for. Well, Donald or Ron de Santis isn't
going to get that no matter what. I have no
idea where he goes from here, what happens. I know
we should all be really freaking grateful about what he's
done in Florida, even if you're not in Floridamember, He's
the only reason we won the House at all. In
the midterms, Otherwise the Dems would have kept the whole thing.
(31:53):
So props to him, dear failed mouse trapper. Not true.
Since Biden's hell bent on destroying everything before Trump takes office,
what would stop him from doing a blanket pardon on
all illegals currently in the US on his last day. Well,
he could probably do something like that. But see, Democrats
(32:14):
are in a huge They have a huge problem on
their hands right now. And I talked about it before
I talked about it. In fact, I think it was
this week. It might have been on Monday's show that
they have a monumental problem on their hands and it's
so big. This problem is so big it may cost
them all of their power eventually. Their problem is, well,
(32:35):
it's the same problem communists have always had. They can't
control their demonic impulses. Communists are always on offense. That's
their advantage. They're always pushing forward, always more, more and
more and more and more. But they have no idea
when it's time to put the brakes on until it's
too late. You saw it in November when they just
(32:56):
got wiped out. And now they're looking around saying, well,
I mean I yes, maybe pretending like chicks could become dudes.
Maybe that wasn't good in the end. I'm not really
sure they can't help themselves. But right now they are
very aware. They see all the exit poll numbers. They're
very aware that what they've done on the border, allowing
(33:17):
all these people, bringing these people into the country on purpose,
it is a big reason why these people hate them.
They hate why we hate them. The country itself has
turned against them. If Joe Biden were to blanket amnesty
twenty thirty million people, Democrats themselves would be trying to
(33:39):
throw him in prison, not because they care, that's what
they want. They would try to come after Joe Biden
because they would get slaughtered for the next ten elections.
It would be the country's already mad about it. If
he was to turn that up to that degree. Ah man,
he'd get crushed before. I keep going. By the way,
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do one last down thing and now here's a headline.
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Why go you know, you know the thing emails we
didn't get to you, Dear doctor small Hell, doctor Kelly
small Hands. I've been a listener since almost day one,
since you had a podcast that was always an hour
long and left me unfulfilled wanting more. My question is,
(35:11):
due to the way our political landscape is nowadays, how
can we change the norm of transitioning of power between
the incoming administration and existing administration? As we are seeing
now the transition the current administration can cripple an incoming
administration with the time they have. How do we do this? Okay, well,
(35:32):
this is what I tried to explain before. I think Republicans,
if they have the power and political will to do so,
I think it's time to step in and do something
about the lame duck period. They do this in the
mid terms two where there's an election and then there's
this period before they're actually sworn in and take power,
and that period of time now, because our government is
(35:53):
so evil and corrupt, that period of time now is
being used by the communists to destroy everything they can
possibly destroy. Joe Biden's pardoning eight thousand people. They're shoveling
billions out the door everywhere they can go. We need
to start doing something where we shrink that time down.
I think it's probably unrealistic to have it the same day.
You know, you have the election. Elections called same day,
(36:15):
call it a week, call it two weeks. But you
can't give these kinds of evil people that much time
or evil people were gonna do evil things to Hey, Jesse,
do they hit Biden with the twenty fifth amendments so
he can't sign the cr he's talking about that funding
bill that just passed. No. No, they just want Joe
Biden to go. And what the system cannot afford at
(36:37):
this point in time is to make Joe Biden any angrier.
Joe Biden even came out a couple days ago against
insider trading when it comes to stocks. Why would he
do that? Why would a corrupt family who's used the
Biden name to enrich themselves bother going coming out against
insider training. That was a big middle finger to Nancy Pelosi,
(36:57):
who is famous for her prowess when it comes to
the markets, really really really best write lots of the time, Jesse.
I wanted to make chili dogs for my kids. When
I was at the store, I saw chili with no beans,
and I remembered your long, angry ran about how terrible
chili with beans is. So I got it. You were right.
Without beans, it's vastly superior. I'll never eat chili with
(37:21):
beans again, so thank you, sir. Why would you take
something so wonderful like chili with the meats and the
sauce and the onions. And if you're here in Texas,
you can find them a lot with some chopped talapanos
up and there, and it's just you have all these things,
and maybe maybe you've really stepped up your game, and
you're bathing it with cheese on top so that can melt,
(37:41):
and then you've got maybe some white cheddar cheese. It's
or something like that. Why would you ever get all
that and then ruin it with beans? And have no
idea why anybody would do that. Now you remember the
reason for the season. Thank you Jesus for to earth.
Have a wonderful merry Christmas with your family, a happy
(38:05):
new year. Then we'll do twenty twenty five together, all right,
that's all
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