ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 10th July 2024

• Did you lose your deposit?
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
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not a long time. We are going to witness the
most anticipated show in.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Their history of professional radio. De Brie and Clint.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
That's us, Brian Clint's highly qualified professional broadcasters for your
listening pleasure this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Giday guys, Happy hump Day.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Happy humps, heavy humps, My lovely lady lumps.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Remember that song from the Black Eyed Peas? What a hit?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
How could I forget?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
What a banger? How could I forget?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Furger Lecious and the.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Gang Delicious and the Gang name.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Music hasn't been the same since.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I mean, look, they had a great run.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah they really did. Oh ye had an absolute stellar.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Rayme them all with pleasure, Fergie, Well will I am?
We're on first name basis, okay, Apple, Apple, d app
Taboo and I think that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I think that's it. Do you name them all?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah? I could have made up of you. I feel
like you wouldn't have known.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I would have had no idea, no clues. There's ginger Blocks. Oh,
I love ginger Blocks.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Is that the the weird bigger lego?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, yep, they joined the group.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
I feel like I need that one because Lego is
too hard.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
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Speaker 3 (01:32):
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Speaker 4 (01:44):
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Speaker 3 (02:00):
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Speaker 2 (02:02):
She's twenty seven and she has been stuck on a
puzzle for three weeks.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Welcome to the show, Christine.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Hi, Christine, Hello, how many pieces?

Speaker 5 (02:13):
A thousand?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Have you tried doing that bit where you like lick
the pieces so they soften up a bit and then
you just kind of squish them in and just sort
of force them to fit into the puzzle gaps. Have
you tried that yet?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:24):
I think I might have to go there to go honest.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Try that. Try that, not licking the puzzle pieces. That's
how I got through the Wars. Jigs what's a was jig?
Don't even know it was?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Jig was jigg is the one where it shows you
a picture, but the puzzle is the image of what
everybody in the picture sees, so it's like a reverse puzzle.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
It's real. Yeah, hur's my brain here.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay, you're taking our trading from member Cargo with the
fifteen and they raced motorbikes. Welcome to the show, Declini,
Declin or.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Deacon Deacon, Deacon what kind of bikes you're racing? Kt Yamaha's,
guana hus Guana's.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
You're like a young Bert Munroe down there in Inbercago.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Do you do any tricks?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Nah, just strictly raced.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Just going fast. Serious your buzzer's trade, Christine, your lady.
The first of three correct answers gets fifty dollars and
that price and the toolshit.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Good luck. Here we go.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
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winning streak at Eden Park on the line this weekend.
Who are they playing, Cady? Yes, Deacon England England.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Nice, he is on the board. That is one to
the trades.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Question number two, what is the stage name of Stephanie
Joanne Angelina Germanata Lady? Yes, Christine Laddy Gaga is of
course Lady Gaga. What a mouthful she just shortened it.
Lady Gaga is good. All right, we are one apiece.
Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me
who sings this song.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Kiwi Ben's Lady Lady Christine Christine.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, oh my god, I love you, Christine.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
That's so funny.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yes, nice, you've come back. That's two on the board
for the ladies speaking.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
To make it fair, your new buzzer is Trady Gaga.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
He's got it all right.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Question number four, what's the name of the fermented cabbage
dish that's a staple in Korean cuisine? Julie bride, beard
or orange? Yes, Christine for the win.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Well done, that's the one I Christine, you're the champion
and that's a win for the ladies. Congratulations done.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Did your partner ever do things or you know, achieve
things where you're like, God, I'm impressed.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
That's a loaded question, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Just say yes to with that? Just Ancy, Yeah, of course,
of course. Every day.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Well, I had a massive moment yesterday where I was
just so in awe of this thing that my partner had.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Achieved with her day yesterday.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
I could not believe, like I could believe it, but
I was just so impressed.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
I was like, how did you manage that? How did
you do that? So I've come home.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
She wasn't working yesterday, and she's decided because we bought
a house at the end of last year and it's
an old property and the kitchen's very old, super old kitchen,
and last week our tap really just exploded and it's
not good right, the tap just in all sorts, because
I think it's like a forty year old tap, fifty

(05:47):
year old tap.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
She's taken it upon herself.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
She's gone out to Bunnings, purchased the tap, done the research,
bought this tap, come home, done the research, grabbed this
extra tool that she needed, undid all these pipes, turned
off the mains water, installed this tap, reconnected all these pipes.
Then one of the pipes was leaking, so then she
went back to Bunnings, bought some new pipe, changed out

(06:11):
bits of pipe from all the plumbing underneath our sink
in the kitchen, and then put it all back together
and now we have a brand new tap.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
In our kitchen.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Was it bum crack sticking out?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Because that's the only thing at for her becoming a
qualified master plumber, it should.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Have been Yeah, I was like, how did you figure
this out? I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Some people are just like, is that impressive?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Or am I no? No, no, it is it is.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
It's impressive if you have no experience in plumbing to
just go.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
She's a nurse.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Wait, which is very smart people, but not when it
comes to plumbing. I don't think they have to, you know,
study anything to do with plumbing.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Wait, some key questions. Does the tap work?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
The tap works beautifully? Does it leak?

Speaker 6 (06:50):
No?

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Then I'm impressed. It's impressive, right, it's impressive. Yeah, it's
so impressive. And then I said, how did you do this?

Speaker 3 (06:57):
I don't which.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
To be honest, I shouldn't have been show because she
just has a natural kind of knack for things, and
she has the patience where she can't get at the
first go.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
She'll then learn do it YouTuber?

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Yeah, yeah, she said to me, She goes, Oh, I
just watched a few YouTube clips and it did work
the first time.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
But then I did a bit more research than Bob's
your uncle new tap.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
She's handy. Yeah, she's handy.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
I was like, is this I feel like this is
really impressive? What do you reckon? Producers? Impressive?

Speaker 7 (07:29):
Or not.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Is that not the most impressive thing ever? I'm so impressed.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
I'm also impressed that she had the confidence to even
back herself, like I'd be like, nah, I can't do.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
It, no way. Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
It gets even more impressive because she tried to change
last weekend and then like spend a couple of hours
on it and couldn't figure it out and was like, oh,
so she's come back again for a second go where
she's done a research and been like I need this
certain tool.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
So what's the line?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Now?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
You know that she has capable of doing things if
she puts her mind to it.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
What are some of the jobs you don't want to
take care of?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Like electrical work?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
I feel like the gas Are we getting her to
look at the gas?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
I think we draw the line in electrical and gas combing.
She can get it. It's structural.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
We trust anything structural structural. I feel you would probably
she could knock out a wall.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
I think.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
So would you trust her to determine whether a wall
was load bearing or not?

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yeah? I would? Yeah, I think you would. I would.
I think you would. I reckon she would have the
skills for it.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
These the nouse.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
She'd be like, oh, I need to go get this
and I need to you know, help knock on here,
knock on that.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh yeah, load bearing. Yeah that's what I've seen people do.
If she's the head of the household. Yeah, she's the
head of your household.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Oh, no doubt about it.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
She is the captain and I'm the very very crappy
first mate, no doubt about it.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Very impressive.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
We're going to ask you, guys, is up to knowon
what's the thing that your partner did that knock your
socks off you?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Like, how did you wait you can do that? Where
did you learn how to do that? When did your
partner really impress you?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
And it's not like I know it's impressive for your
partner to build your house. I know it's impressive, but
it's somehow less impressive if they're a builder.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yeah right, Yeah, it's like something where it kind of
comes out of left field where.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
You're like, what why did you I didn't know you could?
How did you do that? How did you figure out
whether and is this safe? It seems safe? It's working.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, Oh, one hundred dollars at him? Or you can
text your stories to us on nine six nine six.
The thing that your partner did that just really impress him.
Sam Hi, Sam, you are sam Hi Hi.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
As your as your partner impressed you recently, Sam.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
Yeah, it was three weeks ago. But he made short breed.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Okay, why is it waiting on? Why is it so
out of the ordinary for your partner to make short bread?

Speaker 6 (09:48):
Have you tried to make short bread?

Speaker 4 (09:50):
It's so hard. It's one of the hardest baked goods
to make.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Okay, well made. But is he a baker?

Speaker 6 (09:56):
No, he's a he's a drain clearer.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Oh god.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
So it's unusual because considering his job, it's not like
he works in that field.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
Definitely not. But it was fluffy, it was all the
same color. Yeah, you could have bought it.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Has he ever done anything like that before? Or it
was completely out of the blue.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
So he's done the normal biscuits and muffins with the kids,
But this was pretty next level short bread hard. I've
never tried it.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Short bread like shortbread. People love shortbread.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Ape drove a rough through my marriage when I said
to my wife that short bread was garbage.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
That was about I said it was a basic, bland biscuit,
and she goes.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
I think the problem was short bread and the reason
why it's so hard. It can be either too short
or too long. Is that what it is? Yeah? For real?
Oh really yeah?

Speaker 6 (10:45):
But I love to eat it and he now is
good at making it, so the marriage will work.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Oh ye, Sam, you're living the best life.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
Oh I know how good.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
I was like shortbread, My like dry bread. And she's like,
you just haven't had good short bread.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, you haven't lived and toil. You've had good shortbread.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
So she said, I'm consistently impressed with my husband's capacity
to tolerate my dramatic approach to life.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
I love that one. That's so relatable. What about this one?

Speaker 4 (11:12):
My ex girlfriend backed the entire way out of a long, winding,
windy driveway using only her mirrors. When I told her
how impressed I was, she said she only backs with
using her mirrors because when she turns her head around
to look out the back window, she gets confused about
which way she's.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Spent to turn the steering weird.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
That's so good, she said, something very impressive into something
quite silly. Straight up, I love it. There you go,
Barra's low. Someone else ticks in and said, I was.
I told my partner how impressed I was that he
opened the door for me on our first date, and
he has never done it again since.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
So I love this one too.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
I was away for a conference and when I got home,
my husband had changed our bed and made it exactly
how I make it. It was amazing and blew my mind.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
See we had so opposite ends of the spectrum. That's
great and good on your husband for making the bed
well trained. But then there's this text my way, my
wife double glazed our whole house. What and she made
the windows to go with it. She also makes retaining
walls and decks.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
That's so impressive. That's so hot. Yeah, oh like double glaze.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
You come home and she goes, I love them double
glazed your windows for you?

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yeah? Is there a euphemism? And she's like no, I
would literally have, and I'd be like, that's so hot.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah again, just like breeze, partner, your wife is the
head of the household.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Come out the back and I'll show you my retaining wall.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Horrible, horrible situation for one couple over in Australia after
they have been left high and dry from a place
where they put down a deposit to have the engagement party,
quite a big deposit, and that place has since gone
under and they will receive none of their deposit back.

(13:08):
Really they can do that well, I mean that's the situation.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Engagement party, not wedding engagement party.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
That's the way.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
You've got to stop having engagement parties.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, I say we been.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
I find them a weird we bean the engagement party.
You're having a wedding.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
That's a party.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Is the party invite me to the wedding.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
It's the engagement party, just another And I know people
will be like, the engagement party is so you can
invite more people that aren't going to be invited to
the wedding.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Oh, I'll be passed off if I went to the
engagement party and didn't get invited to the wedding.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
That's what they do.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
I have heard them as being used as like a
whistling down process. I've heard them some people say it's
just another chance to get more gifts. And then some
people just love organizing events and celebrating and so they
just can't get enough. And the wedding is such as
such a joyous occasion, so they're like, way wouldn't we
have more parties.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
But for me, I.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Feel like you have the and then you have the
barbecue the day after and you're good.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
It's great when it's your using all of us. We're
like not.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Enough of thing, like another thing we have to spend
money or how.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Much these people putting down it as a deposit for
their engagement.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
I believe it was a couple of thousand. Yeah, it
was a couple of thousand dollars. And the place is
called the Kirabilly Club, and it's like a really nice
venue that overlooks Sydney Harbor. And it's been abruptly shut
down last month, just eight days after being placed into

(14:34):
voluntary administration.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
So this couple's just that's it. The money's gone.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
A couple of thousand for a deposit. That's winning money,
not engagement party money.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Well I think it's such a nice Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Now this is the road ruin me speaking.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
It's not the person who is up to date with
how the law works speaking. I'd be going in and
I'd be taking a couple of thousand dollars worth of stuff.
If they're not giving me my deposit back, I'll go
that's fine. Time to bring in Clint Dick Collection Agency,
and I'd go in and I'd go, okay, a couple
of table and chairs, that patio heater, and I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
I think you would go to jail. No, I don't
think I would.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I don't think I would, because they'd go, we're going
to send you to jail, and I'd go, no, no,
I'll return the stuff as sin as you give me
my couple of thousands of dollars back.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
You know.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Also, they're going, they're going, they're going out of business.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Who's going to take me to court?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, well there's no one there, yeah, exactly, going into receivership.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter. I would be gutted.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
I'd be so gutted because they've obviously saved up that
money to put towards that, and then now you're just like,
what do you do?

Speaker 3 (15:45):
I mean, it's a great excuse to just call off
the engagement party or the wedding. Oh what they're not
the wedding? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, bad omen for the wedding though, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (15:54):
How many things wait? Just back on the engagement party thing.
You've got Hen's parties, Bucks parties, engagement party, wedding day,
after day after then you and then you go into baby.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah, you've got an engaged person in our midst. Why
don't we cross live to our resident engaged gin z ella?

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Are you planning an engagement party? Literally, I was just talking. Sorry,
I'll just get my cough out of my mouth. It's
really gross. Sorry, stunning. I was literally just talking to
my mom about this. I don't don't have one one.
I don't think I do. I would like, don't listen
to us, do you if.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
You don't, but I would like to Like, I don't
want to do the standing in the groups, talking to
people with small talk.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
I don't want to do that.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
I want to have dinner with my friends, like you
guys and you know, work girls and all of that,
and just go out for dinner.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
B WAYO. That's one what for to celebrate your engagement. Yeah,
that's an engagement party. No, it's a dinner.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
I want engagement dinner.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
I want my sister's engagement party. That there's like four
hundred people.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
There four hundred people at the engagement party.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
I might be over exaggerating. It was at the least
three hundred.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Three hundred people engagement they had I reckon four pigs
on the spit to feed that, to feed this mob?

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Did the whole town come pretty much? Pretty much?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
How many people at the wedding are like.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
One hundred and forty? Jeez, ruthless. It's a bigless yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
One finding out that your engagement party friends but not
wedding friends that yeah, we will.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Take your gifts, but pay for your meal.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
We're going to focus on the deposit this afternoon, not
the engagement partty question.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
We're going to ask you what did you lose your
deposit on?

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Crystal is here? Hi? Crystal, Hi Crystal, Hi, this was
a big one.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
I'm looking at these numbers. How much was the deposit
and what did you lose it on?

Speaker 8 (17:48):
We lost aben or I lost even half k eight.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
And a half grand? Crystal?

Speaker 6 (17:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Wow, Hell, we're book a trip, like a Europe trip
for my thirtieth okay, and then the travel company went under.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Was this to do with COVID?

Speaker 6 (18:10):
It was, yeah, COVID.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
We actually haven't talked about it at all.

Speaker 8 (18:15):
It's one of those things that happened.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Yeah, it's just not like, let's not remember that.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Happening and then we bring it up and you're like, oh, thanks, God,
that's right.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
This is directly relating to me. That sucks so much.
That's not something that like travel insurance covers or anything
like that.

Speaker 8 (18:34):
No, it didn't.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Eight and a half thousand dollars. That sounds like a
hell of a trip.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Yeah, it was meant to be like a month around
Europe like a tour.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Did you ever get to rebook it and do that
trip in the end, Crystal?

Speaker 5 (18:50):
No, not Europe. It was the thirtieth So that kind
of came and went, I know, but.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
You know you deserve to.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
You know, one day hopefully you can redo that same trip.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Yeah, yeah, maybe for you, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Maybe forty Crystal.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
She's like, then there'll be another global pandemic. She's got
a good attitude. Anyway. How about this.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
We paid fourteen grand to a company, to a company
for our son to do a trip to NASA. The
company went into voluntary liquidation last month and all the
trips have been canceled and no money has been refunded.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Fourteen thousand dollarsen That's wild, isn't it. Someone else said,
lost my deposit on a wedding venue two K because
I changed my location and they wouldn't refund even though
it was over a year in advance.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh so you changed wedding venues and you said I
don't want to use you guys anymore, and they still
keep the money.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
That's an interesting one.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
That's rough, heady out. Yeah, but a year out, a
year out, like I feel like you can Yeah, that's
a bit like what if I find you guys another wedding.
I can find someone.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
If if I get some of my friends to get
engaged and then get them to come here, then can
I have my deposit back?

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Someone said, we paid a three thousand dollars deposit for
our dog to stay in the kennels while while we
went to Europe for ten weeks. He got hit by
car and sadly didn't make it the week before we left.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Their refund policy.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Was if canceled before two weeks, you could get it back,
but wouldn't refund even though he had died.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Oh come on, man, I think I feel like that.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
That has the definition of rubbing salt in the wound.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
You know why I reckon they would have that policy
maybe because people would just be like, oh no, my
dog died.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Changed you called them, call them, We've given you three grand,
but our dog has just died, like if you can
show proof of death and they're like, sure it has
proof of death or the other one.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Yeah, oh god, devastate. I feel so bad for the person. Yeah, gutted.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Someone else had taxed through? Where was it?

Speaker 4 (21:07):
And they text through saying I haven't lost the deposit yet,
but I'm booked to go away for the weekend. But
now I probably need surgery on Friday, but I won't
know till tomorrow. Plus the dog is booked into a kennel,
so it's a double whammy. Will they or won't they
let me cancel and refund? Well, if you go off
the other person who they wouldn't even let them cancel

(21:29):
because their dog died, then I'd say no, in you shit.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Correct I it works out for you. Travel assurance covers surgeries.
I feel like it covers surgery. I think so like
a medical events emergency surgery for.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Sure, for sure.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Brian Clint, that was depressing. Wow, the whole thing was
so depressing.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Let us play Google down. Do you feel lucky?

Speaker 7 (21:55):
Well?

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Do you? It's time for Brill and Clint Google down?
How I know who would have my back in a
night fight. I just didn't know what was going on,
producer Ella. That's my home girl here.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
You know I've got your back anytime, any place. It's
not gonna get you any free points in this game, though,
because we take it seriously. This is Google Down, where
we find out who was the fastest Googler of the week.
And you're playing for people at home, so do your best.
I will read out a question that I've put into

(22:29):
Google first person to yell out the correct answer to
that question.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
I'll give you a point first to three wins the game.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
You know the rules. We've done it before. Are you
on a phone or computer this week?

Speaker 3 (22:41):
I can't give her a p We did give her
a bit of a head start last week. She was
on a computer.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
I didn't realized it was a petty one.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Really good. Okay, thank you for playing for a kick.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
I've done a bit of a theme because the Olympics
are very close upon us. I've done an Olympic theme
Google Down exciting fun, which is exciting stuff?

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Question number one, what is usaying bolts record for the
one hundred meters sprint.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Five eight nine point five eight? How did you do that? Wow?
What as quick as you say?

Speaker 4 (23:25):
I was going to say, yeah, way quick in than
new sain Bolt nine point five eight seconds. So fast
is the world record and still to this day for
one hundred meters men sprint.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
I went to Elly Ella Rena sixteen point something the
other week she did yeah, no seller, what.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Did they do?

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Oh yeah, yeas, No we ran one hundred do we?

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah? A rugby fielder nine? Yeah we were not. Question
number three?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
No, Question number two?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Sorry, getting hit of myself.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
How many Olympic medals has New Zealand one?

Speaker 3 (24:09):
I'm going to seven? I see one, three? Seven? What
did you say? One hundred and thirty six? I'm going
to give you both a point?

Speaker 4 (24:17):
What Clinton? Ellie and Ella both a point on that one,
But I mean a little bit of a pity point
for Ella. But I think it was pretty close. Two
to Ellie, one to Ella. She could take it here.
Question number three maybe it wasn't the computer?

Speaker 6 (24:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:35):
How deep is an Olympic diving pool?

Speaker 3 (24:39):
And I'm looking for meters three point five meters and.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Most Olympic diving pools are between three point five and
five meters.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
I'm going to give it to Ella between three and five. Really, yep,
I'm going to give it to you. Thank you, well done.
I don't like computer Vella. Look I warned you. I
know I do. Move away from the mic, so I'm
not yelling too scary and kind of annoying. I'm gonna

(25:11):
overthink that all night. Now. You know I love you.
I love you. I think it's endearing. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Question number because we love.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
You and I can say that because I'm also annoying
when I'm competitive, So you're following in my footsteps.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Question number four, Where did they light?

Speaker 2 (25:29):
God?

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Phone keeps locking? Where do they light the Olympic torch?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Ethan's Greece.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Olympia Greece. That's what I'm looking for. Olympia Greece. That
is the wind.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Yes, that is the wind for Ella this week, which means, Alex,
you backed Ella and you've.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Got the cave scene.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yay go, there we go. Okay, she's stoked. Yes, Ellie, No,
I was just saying, I don't know why my hands
in the end. Sorry, are you kidding? We're falling apart?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Alex will get some KFC chicken dollars your way, Asa.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
See that's why they pay him the big bucks. He
wraps it up, moves along.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
An absolute stinker.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yeah, you stunk it up in that game.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Having technical issues.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Okay, free Twisters in cinemas tomorrow. So to celebrate, you
gotta tell us your plot twister and you could score
two hundred and fifty dollars cash and a double pass
to go and see the film.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yeah, you can text those through to nine six nine
six like this one. I'm a legal secretary and I
once sent the link to six Bow to the entire
law firm, including four other branches instead of one.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Colleague mortified, not the six Bow link. No, have you
ever been to sex both Nah? Not my scename.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
I went one time because it was through work and
we had to go and give out merchandise.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
And I saw a guy paint a picture with his pictures.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Wow, and it was good too, Like the painting was good.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
It was a really well done portrait.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Still not the whole law firm.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Kessie's also sent in a text, Hi Kessi, Hi Kessi. Hi,
We're great. What's your plot twister?

Speaker 8 (27:21):
So when I was eighteen, I decided I wanted to
go on Oe, so I needed to get a passport.
So I finally got to see my birth certificate and
I found out that my mom is actually my name.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Whoah, you're joking and you had no idea?

Speaker 8 (27:40):
Nah, I didn't. So my older sister Rebecca was actually
my mom? What yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Wow, So you knew your mom, but you knew your
mom is your sister.

Speaker 8 (27:53):
Yeah yeah, wow.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
What a way to find out, Cassie, I.

Speaker 8 (27:57):
Know, I can't believe they didn't tell me what happened.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
And after that, did you like confront them and be like, hey,
I've just found this out.

Speaker 8 (28:05):
Oh they kind of knew because they got the birth
took it out.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah right, they knew you were going to know.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Oh, they could have talked to you about it, not
just let you read the birth certificate.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
A Cassi is an excellent plot twister and you've scored
two hundred and fifty dollars cash in a double pass
of twisters. Congratulations.

Speaker 8 (28:25):
Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 6 (28:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (28:27):
Text me my birthday tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
No, happy birthday for tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Cassie could take your system mum to the movies with you.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
No, I like Cassie's my big Cassie.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Go for a funny little country, aren't we.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
One of the biggest news stories over the last twenty
four hours has been this mum in New Plymouth who
has started a petition to ban what she calls G
string togs at the public swimming pools and the new
Plymouth Aquatic Center.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
The togs and I have been trying to avoid. I
want full butt cheek coverage. Yes, and I feel like
these dogs look like you've got a hungry bump.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah, they go right up right up the clackhouse. Just
different types. But she's called them G string togs. I
imagine it covers the range from those ones that kind
of look like nappies, kind of bunched up, that go
into the bar right and then your buttcherks, but cheeks
protrude over the side and there's a little string around
the waist.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Stop stop making the motion with your hands.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
I'm trying to see where the butt cheeks start and
where the togs end, right right down to the just
full G banger, straight up, straight up the bum bum togs,
just the full string.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
It's a full on G string pair of dogs.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
This mum, rightly or wrongly, I'm not saying that she's
right or wrong. She wants she wants butt cheeks covered
at the New Plymouth Aquatics Center.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
That's her goal. That's her goal.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
That's her goal. She's got three young boy the pitchforks
out and after people's bum cheeks.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
I think that's easy to say. And straight away people
are like, oh, who is this angry woman? I think
she she's just testing the water. She's going literally literally literally,
She's like, does anyone else not like these togs at
the pools? But then, I mean, you're commenting on other
people's bodies and oh god, what a dog.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
What do you think hide the cover the bum cheeks
up or let them fly free?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
I think you do, you do whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
I do find the new Plymouth Aquatic Center a strange
place to get full butt cheek out. Like I get
it at the beach, I get it. I get it,
like I even get it at a festival, But like
at the the Aquatic Center seems a strange place to flix.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Like, but maybe that's the only pair of dogs that
they have. And in fairness, women's togs, let me inform you,
most of them have no coverage on the bum cheek,
so it's not really our fault.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
This is what I was talking about the other day,
where I actually can't fine togs that cover my butt cheeks.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
I can't find them.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
It goes from men too, by the way, like if
you're wearing togs.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Come on, we're not talking about the men. You are
not here.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
You are if you're wearing those real thin togs that
show off the shape of your schlong and you're doing
it so you can do the Peter Andre walk out
of the pool and you're looking at the mums as
you come out of the pool.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
You're flixing at the aquatics into two.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
It's a weird place to do it, right next to
the inflatable thing that all the people are climbing on,
all the kids are using to climb and you're like, hey,
I'm on Love Island.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
No you're not, you're at the New Plymouth Aquatics.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
I mean, I think my personal view is at the
end of the day, they're just butt cheeks.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Like they're just a pair of buttocks.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
And if you can't explain that to kids, they're a
pair of bum cheeks. It's not a sexualized thing. It's
just bum cheeks. Like obviously there's you know, like different.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Cases and like I said, like where you know, it's
gone too fast, Like I said, we're a funny little
country is this is this is this is big news.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
This is every new site in every new site in
the country.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Yeah, it's huge news. People's butt cheeks, the buttogs. If
I had, can I say, if I had like a solid,
perky like top notch bottom, I'd love to get into
the G string togs I'd be I'd be flaunting those

(32:25):
G string togs, I'd be.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
I'd want I'd want those.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Why should the shape of your bum dictate the type
of dogs you wear? You know, all bombs are beautiful,
alls are beautiful.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
Some bums are more beautiful than others and suit that
type of swimwear.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yeah, Anyway, anyway, it.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Has sparked something that has and.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
And don't you dare, don't you dare say that the
Brian Clint Show is anti G string because we have
a long history. I'm pro G string content on this show. Yeah,
I've even worn one on this show. I would say,
where the lead show for G string content?

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Agree with that?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yeah, we are the show that invented the segment bri string.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
This is a throwback e It's back, baby, got back
in the back and better than ever.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
This is the game.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
We'll soon find out.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
I guess where you call us.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
And bri.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
From one question, we'll determine whether or not you are
wearing a G string right now, right right now?

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Do you own a G string? It's are you wearing
a G string right now? It has to be up
your clacker as we speak, stops on the That's what
it is, though, the G string right up the date.
I if you haven't heard this, because this is quite
you know, this is quite a throwback.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
I don't have many skills in life, but for some reason,
I was fantastic at this game.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
It is one of your hidden talents. It was.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
It was creepy how good I was at this game.
It gripped the nation.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
This game is not just limited to females either. It's
open ended. So if you would like to play, regardless
of what you have on right now, whether it's G string,
full box of brief, grundy commando, what else is there?
Satin boxer from Kmart, Let's go straight.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Into it with Hazel Hi, Hazel Hi, Hazel Hi.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
How's it going?

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Do not tell us what kind of underwear you have
on right now. Don't even tell us if you have
underwear on right now? Okayree, we'll just free. We'll just
tell you that was weird. Free, We'll just tell you
whether that underwear is a G string or not.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Okay, I get.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
One question, Hazel. My question for you is what is
your alcoholic.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Drink of choice? Rose? Oh, yep, she's wearing a G string.
That's all I need to know. Really, that's all you
need me.

Speaker 6 (35:01):
Are you confident, yep?

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Rose, G string? Lock it in, Hazel? Are you wearing
a G string right now? Yes, I am. She tried
to call your bluff, she did, and I held my line.
I just knew it in my gut.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
I will never look at a lady with a glass
of rose the same.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Again, I knew it. I felt it in my perenium.
Well done, Well, thank you, Hazel. That's one on the board.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Hazel can feel it in hers too.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
That's the G string. Bix is going to go next.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Hi, Bix, Hello, Bix, Hi, Hi, Do not tell us
what you've got on down there at the moment. We
don't want to know for the time being. That's your
private secret. But you will have to reveal shortly. For now,
it's over.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Debris, all right, Oh god, Now there's pressure on it. Now,
there's take the pressure away. X.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
What kind of car do you drivel in Colorado?

Speaker 3 (36:01):
She's not wearing a G string? Not in the hold
in Colorado. The hold in Colorado? Why because it's a
holden and I don't know why. I can't explain it.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
My gut says, Oh no, what if it was a
holding commodore?

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Wait? Wait wait wait hold in Colorado is a yuke,
isn't it.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Biggs's no, you.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
You got the SUV one truck. SUV truck.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Wait, let me just look at the picture. I might
want to change. No, I'm positive not a G string.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Bis Are you wearing a G string right now?

Speaker 5 (36:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:42):
No g strings in the hold in Colorado.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
I think we should stop there. Thank you, Biggs. I
knew it. I could feel I could feel your bum
cheeks from here.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
The weird thing to say that, I think.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Do we wrap it up?

Speaker 6 (36:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:55):
We got We have to have one more because you're
gonna have one more, because you've gotta get three. You're
gonna get the best of three. You've already won best
of three, so it's already a win. It's already a win.
But you could go for the perfect game. You could
go for the perfect game. Why don't I give you
a choice? We're two people standing by it. Why don't
give you a choice out of Shelby or Caitlin so
you can do it?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
First off, name Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
It is Cura Shelby.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Hi, Shelby.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Do you tell us what kind of undies you have
on right now?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Tell us? Okay, Shelby, yees. Oh god, everything is writing
on this. Two's great, three's everything? Okay.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Question for Shelby Shelby in a one word answer, tell
me how you feel about paper straws. Disgusted?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Disgusted?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
A bad question. That a bad question.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
But do you remember back in the day my quick's
just had no point to them.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
No, I know, and that was part of the fart
and I wanted to bring back that fun.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
I feel like it's a level of sexiness to the
car question and the alcoholic beverage question.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
I no, but see now.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
But then as a G stringings, there's me sexualizing the
G string again.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Maybe it's down to comfort and lifestyle.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
I don't know. I don't pray, ality.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Practicality, God, Okay, this is everything now everything.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
I'm going to go with my gut.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Talk to Shelby a bit more. You can't ask her
any more questions.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Shelby, yees. You want me to get this right, don't you. Shelby.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Yeah, sure, okay, okay, I'm channeling into Shelby.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
I reckon, I've got it. I'm going to trust my.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Gut, trust your guy.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
That's what I did. That's all you have, that's all
I have to go on. Send her into your perenium again.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
I'm going to put it down into my parentium. The perennium,
says G string.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Shelby, Are you wearing a G string right now?

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (39:10):
That was more impressive than the other two. That was
the most impressive one.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Of all three. I had nothing to go from. All
we had was a paper straw and a vibe. I
felt like I was there. I was there in between
your butt cheeks, Shelby, with your G string. She's back.
We've got to bring it back. We got to It's
now a permanent segment on the cure. I wanted to
come back. Thanks Shelby. I appreciate her pleasure.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Thank you so much, Shelby.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
She had a great time. What a rush, What a rush,
What a freaking rush? What this feeling was like, and
you know what my mind is made up.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
You cannot ban g strings at the new Plymouth, at
the new the Quotex Center.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
This game is too excited.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Exactly right, this is too exciting. Would be over.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Time for a birthday Bangers incl.

Speaker 7 (40:00):
Birthday.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
You give us your birthday, We do the calculations, figure
out what was number one when you were sixteen. Then
we'll put them head to head with two other people.
Pick our favorite one.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
You should do a hybrid one where we tell you
if you're wearing a G string or not on your
sixteenth birthday.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Love it, I'm keen keen to do it. Page is here,
high page hi page, tell us mate, what's your birthday?

Speaker 5 (40:23):
At the twenty eighth of the sixth, two thousand and four.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Also, you recently celebrated birthday, Happy birthday for a couple
of weeks ago sixteen though page in twenty twenty, year
of the COVID and year of this.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Huge song, one of the original TikTok songs.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
I loved it. Oh yeah your fan page.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Yeah it's a bang, it's a good Yeah, it's a
bob good party.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Yeah agreed.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Okay, wait there we're going to do Jackson's birthday?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Bang, Hi Jackson, Hi Jackson, Yellow yellow Jackson.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
There you are, Hello Jackson? Hello, hello mate? What's your birthday?

Speaker 8 (41:10):
June twelve, twenty six?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
All right, Jackson? That means you were sixteen and twenty
twenty two and on your sixteenth birthday, this was number one.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Good.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
It's the return of Tate Bush running up that hill
because of stranger things.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
What do you reckon, Jackson?

Speaker 6 (41:32):
Yep, we'll go for this song.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
You'll go for it, good man. Okay, we're gonna do.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
A little bit. Do you remember Weird have a birthday
banger that's older than you. I feel like it's quite
cool it is.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, Nicki's going to do hers. Cuta Nikki, Niki.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Hello, how's your day been?

Speaker 5 (41:50):
A pretty good?

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Good to hear, Nikki. Well, let's see if we can
make it a bit better. What is your day of birth?

Speaker 8 (41:56):
I am the ninth of June and I'm nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Happy birthday for yesterday? Oh no, are we in bloody July?

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Happy birthday?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Heavy birthday for June next year?

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Bags, Nikki getting close to the y Yeah, heavy birthday
for one month and one day ago. That means you
were sixteen Nikki in two thousand and two, and on
the ninth of June two thousand and two, this was number.

Speaker 7 (42:26):
One shanty Foolish your fan, Nikki, Yeah, yeah, I can
recall I was.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Probably yeah, yeah, a slow jam, but it's a classic.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
I remember she definitely performed this one when she came
for Friday Jams.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
She just looked phenomenal. She was probably my favorite that year.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Okay, wait there, Nikki, we're choosing between roses, running up
that hell and foolish.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
I don't know what to go with. I'm tossing up between.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Running hills, still cool? Do we get over it?

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Do we have it?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
It's slow?

Speaker 2 (43:15):
I agree, yeah, it's banger page you one birthday, Congratulations
this work page. Bring Clinton in Clint.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
When we were doing breakfast hours last week, we had
one text come through from someone who really wanted this
game to come back. So that one text has prompted
the triumphant return of.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Can I Get a Lager?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Controversial game. It's only had three three editions.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
It's had three editions.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
I believe the score sits at two points. To me,
to you, it is your turn in this game, but
you have passed on your turn for a.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Celebrity fill in from producer Ellie. Returning producer Ellie, who's
never heard this game before. I've never heard this. I'm stressing, scared.
I'm scared.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Absolute hospital, Absolute.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Hospital pass for you. I'm scared.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Look, here's the rules. It's pretty simple. You don't have
to do much. Okay, can I get a highah? Where
you're going to call it a business an establishment out
of the blue, and the only thing you're allowed to
say is can I get a huh? Can I get her?

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Okay? Okay, I see can I get a? Can I
get her?

Speaker 4 (44:45):
You can repeat it, but you can't say anything other
than can I get her?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
You get a hia, you get a point? Okay. If
you don't, you lose. Okay, here's a successful example from
brief Can I get a hi?

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:04):
That's what a wind looks like? And I lose? Looks
like can I get a can I get a yeah?

Speaker 8 (45:17):
What would you can get a?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (45:24):
That everybody who calls a fish and chip shop starts
with the words can I get he?

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Afterwards? So today we're not going to call a fish
and chip shop for you?

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Okay, where are we calling?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
We're calling great establishment?

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Love this place.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
We will be calling the bind On Outlet store in Kopo.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Okay, random supportive place from.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Good luck, Ellie, good luck, god speed.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Good afternoon.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
Copy of speaking.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Can I get her? Can I get her?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Get a?

Speaker 6 (46:03):
What?

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Can I get her?

Speaker 5 (46:08):
I can't hear you?

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Can I get her? I went no, went down to
M's laugh basement. You got less, You got less and less.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Like convincing each time she's gonna build.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
She's gonna look, I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
I could tell as soon as Bev answered the phone.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Probably not her demo owner. She's not gonna know. But
imagine if she did, it would.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Have been so had done it, that would have that
would have been worth three points.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
That would have been a three pointer.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Yeah, not to be.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
It was the third one. Now you can I get up?
She's like a pair of undies. What do you want?
What you want here? You bra combo? I don't know
what you want? To speak up or wearing a lot.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
I was reading this story on the New Zealand Herald
today about how to fall asleep within five minutes, which
I always find interesting because I'm someone who I mean,
I understand this is a privilege.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
I acknowledge my privilege in this situation. But it never
to go on talk about talk about a lot. You're
talking about it off air, you're boasting.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
It never takes me more than three and a half
minutes to.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Fall asleep ever ever. Yeah, like I.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Reckon, I don't time it, but I reckon, I'm asleep,
obviously not.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
How could you.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
I think I'm generally asleep within sixty seconds of closing.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
My eyes most nights. No, you're not. I am You're not.
I promise you. I am.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Well, I could have you come around tonight, climb into
BID's big bid tonight. Yeah, okay, we'll do it to
be nice for my wife to have somebody to talk
to after I immediately fall.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Asleep when the lights go out.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
And I know that that's not the norm for everybody,
because I know how much it pisses my wife off
and isn't the norm when her mind.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Is racing or I have stressed or.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Something and I wake up the next day after eight
hours sleep and she's like, I was awake for three
hours a do you into sleep?

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Sleep is such a touchy subject for a lot of
people because a lot of people struggle to get to
sleep they struggle to stay asleep, they struggle with broken sleep,
whereas you just crazing through like a late hours, like
a late about in sixty seconds or less, he says, So.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Would you like some tips from this article that I've
been reading on the New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Here here go on.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
I'd just like to say that I don't do any
of these things.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
You don't need to, but I don't need to. You're naturally, yeah,
a great sleepy.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
I do do these things and I just don't think
about them. So let's go through them. Okay, there's about
five tips. One of the tips to fall asleep within
five minutes.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Whiskey, I'm willing to try it.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
They say you need to get light in your eyes
first thing in the morning. You to get natural light
in your eyes to sit your body's circadian rhythm. You
should get up when the sun comes up and get
sunlight in your eyes so your body goes cool. This
is morning time, and then you'll naturally set a body
clock for you to go to sleep sixteen hours later.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
What what do you call it? Cicada rhythm?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Circadian rhythm. The rhythm will get you. Your circadian rhythm
is not a made up thing.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Yeah, I know, I'm just making jokes because when you
take this seriously, please, but that one sounds a bit ridiculous.
You can't sit there and tell me as a non
believer in spiritual things. Yeah, you can't then turn around
and go, oh, I believe in the circadian rhythm. And
if I wake up and the sunlight hits the top
of my eyeball.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
It's not spiritual. That's biological. Oh, this is a load
of foo food.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
And that's us. We are out of here. It's the
end of our show.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
I'm doing a day off tomorrow. I'm just gonna pull
a random midweek day off for my daughter's fifth birthday.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Must be nice.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
I'm gonna have kids just so I can have Daysil,
that's not the not the reason to have kids, because
I feel like it does the opposite.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Yeah, then you get no time off, No time off.
What are you guys doing for her birthday? Whatever she wants?

Speaker 7 (50:16):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Yeah, nice? What if she picked?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
I don't know yet.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
She's figuring it out tonight, figuring it out tonight. She's
got that finger.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
As a kid, you're overwhelmed with too many options, so
you can't decide.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Yeah, we've like thrown zoo and.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Different playgrounds and swimming pools and things at her and
she's like, oh what about in terms.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Of like if I mean, if it was me now
and someone said that, all I would think about is
what food am I going to eat? Oh?

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Yeah, she knows that she's going out for dinner in
the city tomorrow. Has she picked I know, she doesn't
get to pick that. Oh, well, she doesn't know anything.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
You said. She gets the she can, but she doesn't
know anything, and she wants to go to Denny's.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Well then we would go to Denny's, but she's never
been to Dennis.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
So she can't pick that. Yeah. Yeah, well once you
go to Ennis, you'll always go back. So have fun
without me and I'll get you guys back on Friday.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
We'll see you lad Bye bye. Brand Clinton on instance, Facebook,
TikTok and live weekdays for three on sim

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Did him