ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 17th September 2024

• We find out who our smartest member is. 
• What was in ya?
• NZ's oldest pussy. 
• New gift card rules are great for Bree's gift card hatred.  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Zidim is Brian Clint Save like a Boss with KFC's
Wicked Box.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
From nine ninety nine. We are going to witness the
most anticipated show in their history of professional radio?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Did e Brie and Clint.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Curt? Everybody happy, Ratu, It's Tuesday. It's Tuesday. A is
it Tuesday?

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Is Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
It's Marti Language week. It's good to be here with you.
How's your Tuesday being?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Has mine been?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (00:37):
It's been a regular old Tuesday. I was just saying
to you how cold it is?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh? Yeah, I feel like it's gonna snow.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
It is snowing, but it is snowing around the country.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, Like, can you text us on nine six ninety six?
Where are you? And have you got snow?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
And how cold is it where you are?

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Like I just feel like it's got that.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Crisp in the air, like it's gonna snow.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Get this in Awkland right now, it's like twelve degrees. Yeah,
we are, we are literally freezing. I didn't when was
the first time you saw snow?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
At high school?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
We went on a trip to Mount RUPI who so
I would have been like sixteen.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, right, I was twenty five when I first saw snow.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Really keeping a little bear again.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
US Australians, we just don't have good snow. We've got
crab snow.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Some places get snow, doesn't it.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Yeah, but it's not good like they have to have
all the machines going. Remember the first time I stepped
foot off the plane in Queenstown and it literally took
my breath away.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
You can't have at all, like you've got Bonda Beach.
You should be happy with that, yeah, I guess you know. Yeah,
you can't have everything.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
New Zealand has the best snow by a country mile.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Today we have five hundred bucks cash up for grabs
with celebrity trees railand at five o'clock our Pickapath game
is back. Of course we are now it's our competition
today where we're sending someone to the final eras to
her in Vancouver. It's not starting today, So any Taylor
Swift you here on the show today, It doesn't.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Start today, It starts Nick's tuesdayes.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
We're just getting you ready mentally prepared to kick Taylor.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Tuesdayside dragging this thing.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Out next Tuesday. Hey, this is interesting. Apparently in Topore
it's a low of zero here would be overnight. That's
a frost coming off the mountain, a big frost lower
hearts seven degrees. It's snowing. What where's that hill over
the room, Attaka Hills, Attacker Hill? Bloody cults bucketing down

(02:43):
in Geraldine as we speak, white lines fever.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
But no, no, they're talking about snowking about snow.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Okay, it's treaty versus leading. It's all right, you, tradies
and ladies. It's time to go head to head. The
trades on seventy five the ladies on eighty wins.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Our lady is calling us from the Whited Upper. She
is still young, that's her age officially, and she's always
wanted to play trading versus lady, So welcome to the show. Josie, Hi, Josie.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Can you see that the Mattucka Hills from where you
are in the Whited Upper right now?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Josie, No, I.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
Can't, but I can see the snow on the hill.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I can see the snow on top of it. Bloody
freezing where you are.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
It's super freezing on the side of the road in
my car right now, and it's cold.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I can sense how how hard. Your nipples are right now, blue,
the blue, the lips of blue.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, they are blue freezing.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
That's chiller.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
She skillfully avoided the nipple conversation. We'll go to our Trady,
who's calling from Hamilton.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
They're thirty two and they're currently traveling with two lambs,
a dog and a cat.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Welcome to the show, Denham.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Hi, dinnim Hello Hello? How does that work?

Speaker 5 (03:59):
How did the dogs not attack the cats or the
lambs and everything else in between?

Speaker 6 (04:06):
They're all just really good friends.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Cute? Yeah, notice, but also with two lambs. Yeah, you
were with the lambs. We're renovating a little batch away
from home, so they're coming with us. Cute.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh my god, I want to come. That sounds like
my dream batch.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Do you know your buzzer is Trady, Josie, yours is, Lady.
The first person to three correct answers will score fifty
dollars cash this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Good luck, guys, Here we go.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Question number one, what is happening in ninety nine days?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Christmas?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Lady, Josie, Christmas.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
You're lucky. You're lucky. You remember that buzzer, Joseph, She.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Did just in time.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Question number two, crocs jandles and clogs are all types
of what Josie very quick shoes is correct. Gosh, she's rappid,
she's very quick.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, there was a us on dinner. But can you
hear the frantic energy coming from Josie. You're going to
have to go hard.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
To stay in this game.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yeah, I'm here, Come on, dinnim you were close, but Josie,
she's quick.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
You need this one Denham to stay in the question
number three, what are the three colors that make up
the Italian flag?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm going to say only just white. He saved at Denham.
Nice worm. I had to think about it.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Can't get confusing because there's a lot of different flags
that are similar color.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Every flag is either red, white and green or red
white and blue blue.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, exactly, well done. You're on the board with one.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Here comes question number four, buzzing when you can tell
me who sings this song?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Josie for the win.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Beyonce's correct.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
You know, a great game of trading lady with two
great competitors. But well done, Josie, you've taken it out today.
Fifty dollars cash.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Thank if.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
It's a good game.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Don't feel bad. About that. That was a very well
played game from Josie.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yes, the lamb. The lamb put me off.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, the lambs word, that's right. In ninety nine days,
you can eat them for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Shanks A right.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Guys who wants to know if they're a genius.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
I don't think I'm a genius.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
I think I have an above average make you, but
I don't think I'm a genius. Yeah, I just heard
one of our producers scream through a soundproof wall? Was
that that outrageous? What I said?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I just heard your voice penetrate two sheets of soundproof
glass the way you.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
See it, And then all of us.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Going really expect you to be humble, expect you.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
I don't I'm a genius.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
You tried so hard, and I'm proud of you for trying.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
What is the average IQ?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
I think anything like if you're not to me.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Rephrase it, who is the average IQ? Because like I
need like a bench bitch, like one hundred.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
And like one hundred and something. Anything above a hundred
is good, I'm pretty sure. But like when you're getting
into the one hundred and twenties, one hundred and thirties,
you're a bit above average.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
I need to take the test.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Rowan Atkinson is like one hundred and seventy something.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
He is a genius.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
He's an actual genius.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yea, yeah, but this is quite interesting. Experts have shed
some light on what they believe are seven unusual behaviors
that they think are directly linked to having a high IQ,
and how they've done it.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I think because one of them overestimating your own IQ.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
Funny you say that, No, but these are on the list.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
So what I thought we could do. There's four of
us in here.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Let's see, based on this very simple test, who has
the most of these unusual behaviors? Okay, and then we'll
find out who in the team is most likely to
be a genius.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Sure, and people listening can play as well. Like you
just count how many of these you got?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
What if you've got one of these things? You get
a point? Yes, and we'll see who has the most
points of there?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
The first one talking to yourself. Although I often spoken
of as the first sign of madness, research shows that
having a chin wag with yourself could well improve everything
from memory to your ability to focus loud.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
No, I do not have a conversation with myself. I do.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
I do all the time, not even I don't know
if it means out loud. I talk to myself inside
my brain all the time. Oh I don't really have
like doing it right now?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Myself shut up, so i'd say, And if we're taking
it at face value, no, I don't talk to myself.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Me too. You don't have an inner modelogue in eight years?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Okay, but I think this is talking about out loud.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Did you just say, what's an inner monologue?

Speaker 3 (08:56):
No?

Speaker 7 (08:56):
No, no, I'm not Wait what he doesn't like?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
So when you're going to the car, do you just
go to the car? You know?

Speaker 2 (09:01):
I do have a monologue, yeah, but it's not but
I don't talk out loud.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Now I'm confused with that one.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
We're going to get this can take too long, la, Yes,
I think the rest of us not okay?

Speaker 5 (09:10):
No, okay? Number two night night our behavior.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
So if you struggle, if you struggle.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
To shut out racing thoughts when everyone else is fast asleep,
than your big brain could be to blame.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
That is one hundred percent me. Yeah, I reckon, that's
me as well. Fall asleep like a log, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
That's not me. I'm straight out.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Yeah, you go to sleep straight away to me. Number
three day dreaming a lot.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yes, yes, no, I don't think so. Yeah, I definitely
kind of. I'm off with the fairies.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, yeah, i'd give myself one for that.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Number four a messy office space. Yeah, that's one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I would like it to be clear. It just doesn't
happen as much as my partner wishes that I wasn't.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
But I'm very mess No, I'm a clean I'm a
clean freak.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Which I wish I was. Number five inquisitiveness.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
So some may think of themselves as too smart to
ask questions, believing they already know all the answers. However,
those with true intelligence will likely fire off questions left,
right and center, having a natural curiosity about the world
around them.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
No, that's me.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I was that annoying guy at university who was asking
questions and everyone's like, let's wrap this shit up.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I was trying to get more information. So yes, that's me.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I reckon, that's me as well. If I don't if
I don't get it, I'll ask.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I love asking questions.

Speaker 7 (10:38):
Yeah, I feel like I asked for a lot of questions.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Yeah, I feel like this is out of the whole team.
It's definitely you Ella, which is?

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Which is?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
It's a nice trait being inquisitive.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Yeah, Number sixtrovert tendencies.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
What introvert tendencies? I'm so smart?

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Hey, another introvert? Ye out loud? How much of an introvert?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I do feel quite comfortable in the studio?

Speaker 3 (11:04):
True?

Speaker 1 (11:04):
I would, Yeah, I could see how you could be introverted.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
I'm definitely I definitely I identify as an introverted extrovert.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yes, are you ambivert? Both never heard of an ambivert?

Speaker 8 (11:17):
It's my high IQ giving you a big word.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
No, not an introvert.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
I'd say yes, I've got tendencies to be an introvert.
I'm very much a homebody. I don't like to go
out most of the time.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Okay. Number seven last one keeping a full bookshelf.

Speaker 7 (11:33):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
If you want to boost your intelligence and make sure
to always have a book on the go, the positive
effects are significant.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
That's not me. I do not have. I haven't read
a big bookshelf.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
I had a full bookshelf, but I haven't read any
of them.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Hey, trying to still have it.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Clint gets a point, tell us up and let us
know who on the Brian Clint Show is the smartest.

Speaker 7 (11:57):
Hey, guys, I've got the results.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
You're gonna love us.

Speaker 8 (12:01):
Do you want just number one?

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Give us our scores?

Speaker 8 (12:05):
Okay, coming in with three points Clint yay, four points,
me yay, hooray, five points free shut, I will take it,
and with a grand total of six points our smartest
team member Ella.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
If that's if that's true, we're in trouble.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Ella told us today that she only recently learned about evolution.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
We said we were going to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Ella told us earlier today that she only just found
out that we're descended from apes.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
To day.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
I can I just say, like, obviously we say funny
stuff for the radio, but Clint is being one hundred
that I just don't know. She goes, God, it was
so crazy when I learned about, you know how we
have from apes.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
I only learned about it like last year.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
I'm just I'm just jealous because you've got that on
my score.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
It's hot.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
We're back after this on zi Oh, we need to
talk about this. There's big news.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
It's quite sad news actually though, but it's sad and
happy news. But the oldest cat in the world has
finally passed away.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
As a happy news because the cat was an ahole?
Is that you're like, No.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
It's happy news because you know, be happy for how
many amazing years the cat?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
I see, you're not going to believe when I tell
you how old this cat is.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Okay, I actually Zealand's oldest cat. Well, I think it's
the world's Wait what.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
This is the world's oldest cat.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
From New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Damn. I thought we had a world record cat. Okay, No,
that's but.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
We could we talk about this, We could, we could.
We may have the oldest cat here in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
You might not realize that you're sitting on the world's
oldest pussy right now.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
Exactly right. I hope it's not mine. Look, Rosie is
her name?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
The world's oldest name?

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Was her name?

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Rap?

Speaker 5 (14:05):
She said, farewell to her last and final ninth.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Life, passing away at thirty three years old.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
What the hell?

Speaker 1 (14:15):
She was thirty three?

Speaker 3 (14:18):
That cat's older than Cordia.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
She get this? Get this? She was born in nineteen
ninety one.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
I'm dead serious?

Speaker 3 (14:31):
A cat? Yes? Are they sure?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Remember we talked about that Portuguese water dog. Last year
that they reckon was like forty eight or something. Yeah,
there's no records.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
No one's ever said they showed photos like that's two
different dogs.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
Well, according to the Guinness Book of Records, they have tried.
They've contacted Rosie's owner for a number of years, being like, hey,
you should really get this on the record. You were
aware that you have the oldest cat in the world
and the bloody owner I think her name's Lila just

(15:04):
never got around to it.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Geez.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
So it's not on the Guinness Book of Records, but
it is documented, like because she got this cat from
a shelter in nineteen ninety one.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
That cat saw both golf wars. It saw nine to eleven.
It was alive to see both bush presidencies.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
That cat has seen everything.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
God, that pussy saw a lot of bush presidencies.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Can you imagine what kind of condition that cat would
be in. Yeah, it would have been. It's nice.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
It would have been begging to die out melea Lobal.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
They're like, oh, time to take the cat for its
yearly shots.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Let me go take this saucer. Rebel can shove it
up your art.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Knocking over bottles of medicine and locking it up.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
It's like, please no more. I doubt I doubt.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
We can find a cat in their thirties, but you
never know. We have a strong broadcast transmitter right now,
we have the entire country listening.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Could we find a cat as old or close to
as old as that?

Speaker 5 (16:18):
We may remember my partner's family cat, so the one
that they all grew up with, came and lived at
our flat like a few years ago.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
When we're all living together.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
So the family cat has come to live with us,
and I was like, how old is this cat? Apparently,
Shizzle rop Rop was about I think she was eighteen,
and I swear.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
She looked forty those she looked a hundred. Yeah. This
is how I got to pet Shizzle and this is
how she reacted.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah. I ended up calling her shriveled.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Shriveled yeah yeah yeah, yeah, it was just bad.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
I was like, how, like, I've seen a cat when
it's eighteen? How can a cat live till thirty?

Speaker 3 (17:03):
She look dehydrated like a prune.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah yeah, how old is New Zealand's oldest pussy? Can
we find it? Do you have New Zealand's oldest pussy.
Have you met New Zealand's oldest pussy?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Maybe they've passed away.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Now we will take previous cats that have walked among
us and how old they were, or we'll take a
posthumous pussy. Absolutely sure, We'll take any pussy we can get.
Absolutely you know that's what we.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Say on this show. You don't want to be picky, No,
I want to be picky about the pussies.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
That's right. We'll take pussy and memoriam.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
If you want to submit one oh eight hundred dollars
it him or takes it to nine six ninety six.
We want old, We want the old. You got older
than twenty at least?

Speaker 1 (17:45):
All right Islands.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Sad news, but the oldest living cat in the world
has passed away. Rosie died at the ripe old age
of thirty three.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Rop Rosie rip Row. That cat was ten when the
planes at the towers. It's crazy and it just died.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, just now.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
That cat has seen some things.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
That cat, that cat, that cat was a life for
the Sydney two thousand Olympics.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
I just can't picture a cat living past twenty.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
I can't mention a cat living past sixteen, you know,
what is.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
The oldest cat ever recorded?

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Is that not the oldest?

Speaker 5 (18:26):
No? Okay documented, this is documented. The oldest cat ever
to exist on this planet was a cat named cream
Puff from Austin, Texas who lived to thirty eight years old.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Thirty eight thirty eight, thirty eight.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
That's older than all of us.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
There's so much cat food.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
That cat would have been a skeleton mother.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All the pictures of cream Puff
would have been from under the age of it.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
No claws left the cat, none of those none that
have been missing. So many teeth would be just gums.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Its tongue would have just been sandpaper.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Let's talk to some people who think they may have
New Zealand's oldest pussy.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Michelle is here, hoime, Michelle.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Hi, Michelle.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Hi, it's Michelle's daughter, Sophie.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Okay, he kicks then, Hi, Sophie. How old is the
cat that we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
He's twenty one.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
You've got a twenty one year old cat. What's the
cat's name?

Speaker 1 (19:31):
His name's ginger Nut.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
But when I was about three, we got him and
I couldn't say ginger nut, so I'd call him that
nut nut.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Not not so cute.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
How old are you, Sophie, You're thirteen. The cat is
like eight years older than you.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Yes, wow, Sophie for nut nuts twenty first did you
get him a yardie.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Noo shots of jelly mate than you?

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Did it?

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Thanks Sophie. This took to Lee. Hi Lee, Hi Lee? Hi?

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Have you got this cat currently? Lee? No, he just
recently passed away, that resid in peace.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
What was the cat's name, Eva? Eva? And how old?
How old are we talking for?

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Either one and three months old?

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Three months?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Those three months countly?

Speaker 9 (20:24):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (20:26):
What kind of condition was the cat in twenty first year? Lee?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
I mean, like he is?

Speaker 5 (20:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Well? She well, I thought he was a he when
I was a little all growing up, she was a she? Okay, No,
she was in pristine condition.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Like really all God, she was just she was.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
She just died of old age. Yeah cat? Was it
a ginger cat? I always pictured ginger cats living along
the proof?

Speaker 9 (20:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:51):
No, a tuxedo care. I love a taxedo cat, the
white paws and the white under chest. But otherwise they're
all yeah, plan they wearing in taxedo. Thanks, thanks, appreciate it,
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Sorry for your loss.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
They's talk to Mandy on one hundred dollars at him
high Mandy.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Hi, Mandy, Hello, yours was a ginger cat, wasn't it?

Speaker 6 (21:13):
It was?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, my ginger Tom you beat? Can you beat those
two for the oldest puss? Mandy?

Speaker 10 (21:20):
So what's that?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Have you got the oldest poss my ginger puss? Twenty straight?

Speaker 3 (21:25):
When Ray twenty three? Yeah? You said he was an
international kit too. He came over from Perce. He was
an international flyer, hence the name Quanta.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh that's a great name for a kite. I know
it's good, isn't it. I've never come across another one, Mandy.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Be honest, how many how many good years did Quantas have?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
And how many not so good years did Quants have?

Speaker 8 (21:50):
Well?

Speaker 3 (21:50):
I mean all of his years will go.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
He was a very pampered pussy cat, I bet and yeah,
yeah he Because we have someone on the text machine, Mandy,
I just want to see if it's the same for Quantas.
Someone said, my cat is twenty two and we've been
waiting for her to die for four.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Years at all, knocking on death storre. Okay, Hey, thanks, Mandy,
we appreciate it. Someone said, my cat turned twenty one
and then got run over a couple of months later.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Oh, it sad.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
It literally, my cat is twenty. Now you read that one.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
I was looking at the top. Tick. You can't read
that out someone.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Oh that's not appropriate. That's not appropriate.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
That's not nice. Someone talking about their nana. No, no,
that's not good. Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Our cat is almost nineteen.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
She's lived in three countries and she is surviving on
pure spite. Quite famously, Brie, you are anti gift card.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah, I'm trying to take that industry down.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
You don't like gift cards as a gift you think,
I mean, I'm paraphrasing, but you think gift cards are
useful and they're a thoughtless gift.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Is that fair correct?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
If you buy someone a gift card, you're basically saying
you don't know them at all.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I mean, unless they specifically ask for a gift card.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Well, this may soften your stance on gift cards. The
laws in New Zealand for gift cards are changing, and
now to sell a gift card, no matter what store
you are, it has to have a minimum.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Of three years expiring on it.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Finally, the ones that haven't bought a year on. It
is such bs. It is like where and then where
does that money go? I guess where it goes. It
goes to the company that sold it.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
And all I sold you was a little piece of plaster. Yeah, yeah,
it's I agree.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
I think gift cards should never expire once you've given
the company the money.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
You've got the money. That's fine.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
I'm going to come in and claim my stuff eventually.
But you've got the money business. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Unless that company liquidates. Oh yeah, you know, then that's
a different story. But in that company's still running, then
I should be able to spend my money that I
spend on this gift card.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Here, your enormous wallet has got quite a lot of
air time on the Show've had enough, And part of
the reason why it is so enormous is because it's
jam packed full of old, unused gift cards.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Yeah, ones that I always forget and then they expire
and then it makes me too angry to get rid
of them. And I'm like, oh, maybe I can go
in and argue.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Breeze sifting through her enormous wallet at the moment.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
She's told to sift through two cards. This is a
Nando's gift card. I mean shout out to KFC. We
would never but this Nando's gift card expired in twenty twenty.
I don't know when it was issued, but it.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Is actually sure, why is it in my wallet? Then?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
I actually no, sorry, it was issued in twenty twenty. Yeah,
but it expired twenty four months after that, so it
expired in twenty twenty two.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
God damn it.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
This is a Prezzy card with what had three hundred
and fifty eight dollars on it, It's now got fifty
five dollars on it.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
I don't think Prazzy cards expire on a expiry date. No,
I don't say, oh, you've got until March next year. Yeah, guys,
should we.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Get for how much?

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Fifty five dollars?

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Fifty five dollars? Should we get lunch?

Speaker 3 (25:04):
You know you should do it.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
You know it would be quite good because if you
go and buy a fifty five dollars gift card with it,
you should go and put that fifty five dollars on
a Prizzy card and then you buy yourself another three years.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
You know what I learned the other day.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
I can't remember where it was I was with my
friend Megan, and we're organizing some games for her birthday party.
And she was like, oh, I want to do a
gift card as the prize for whoever wins, you know,
the games. And anyway, she went to go get and
now I'm not going to say what it was because
I can't remember, so I don't want to throw anyone

(25:38):
under the bus. But it was some sort of gift
card and she was going to put fifty bucks on it,
and she's like stuff that. They said they charge eight
dollars to load the card.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
An eight dollar gift card.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
You pay eight dollars for the card and to be
able to load fifty dollars. So a fifty dollars gift
card actually cost you fifty eight dollars.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
No, I'm coming around to your side. Now. The gift
card industry is good. They've got to go down.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
They've got to go.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
They've got to go.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
I mean, can you imagine if you added up let's
say whatever gift card let's not name names, but whatever
company that has gift cards. Right, let's say a thousand
people got to give gift card. Okay, you do the
math on this. Let's say they all got X amount
of whatever. But what normally happens with a gift card
is you buy a bunch of stuff and it doesn't

(26:27):
add up to the title. So let's say one thousand people,
Let's say at least let's say a thousand people left
two dollars thirty.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
On each card. So a thousand times two dollars thirty.
How much is that?

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Two thousand, three hundred dollars. That's a lot of money
of unused gift card money, is what it is, exactly right,
going straight back to that company, and they're getting out
of you with those gift cards right there.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Again, fifty five dollars. We need to spend this one.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Hundred dollars the Nando's company got out of you there.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Trust me, I've got enough out of them.

Speaker 10 (27:03):
Free Inklin from iHeartRadio the latest Live from La with
See McCarthy.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
We love these stories, Dean because they seem so bitchy
and scandalous. But Bruno Mars is taking Miley Cyrus to court.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
Bruno Mars is suing Maley Sorus over Flowers, apparently that
she copied his song.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
So that's what, according to the lawsuit says.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
He said.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
He is suing her for copyright infringement a company claiming
that he owned a share of saying the song When
I Was Your Man is actually.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Is like is how did you watch the word?

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, it's the original and she's copied it. She's sole
the melody and things like that.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
His song is like, ah, shirt a bud your flowers?

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Is that his song?

Speaker 5 (27:51):
It is?

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Oh, hell do your hair?

Speaker 5 (27:53):
And then he's saying, oh, you've just taken my song
and sped it up a bit and made heap some
money out of it.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Give me some of that money.

Speaker 6 (27:59):
Yeah, there's a lot of money too. This will be
a multi million dollar lawsuit. I don't know, because Moley
won the Grammy for that song. Like her Flowers song
was much more successful than his When I Was Your
Man talk about that was a very good time as well.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
And look, if Breeze Rendition wasn't quite enough for you
to maybe you should hit around that. Let's have a
little listen. So Bruno Mars claims that this his song.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Should have brought your flowers, should get your armor.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Hours with the head is the true inspiration for this song.

Speaker 9 (28:39):
Bug and Barnas Flowers.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
My name SI.

Speaker 8 (28:47):
Tucking myself for hours.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
So as you do.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
Look, here's my opinion on it, and Dean, you tell
me what you think.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Is it similar? Yes?

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Can you clearly hear that Miley Cyrus's song is inspired
by Bruno Mars's song?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yes, Bruno Mars.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
Just needs to let it go, mate, like stop having
a boo hooes because Miley cyrus Her song was more successful.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
You're so rich, mate? Does it really mean?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Well, here's the scandal, Dean. Someone told us recently. Because
Bruno has just come up with that song with Lady
Gaga out of nowhere, not associated with anything. People are
saying that that song is a money grab as well,
because he's in a whole lot of gambling dit at
the moment, have you heard that story about Bruno Mars.

Speaker 6 (29:33):
I haven't actually heard something like that. I didn't know
it was a gambling debt. Yeah, I mean the fact
that he's sewing Miley, a celebrity doesn't normally see another
celebrity like this or a kind of similar bit. But
and then the random song with Gaga, love Gaga, but
it was so random and out of left field.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
I I think there's more to this.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
That makes such sense and that may gives I think
some more credit to that rumor.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
We'll watch The Space That's the Goths out of Hollywood
with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent, and we're back
after this. On Zi him free Inklin been Heavoc is
a man from America. I think he lives in Arizona
and he has found something that was inside him for
a very long time.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Okay, how did he find out this thing was inside
Him's right?

Speaker 3 (30:20):
No, he blew it out of his nose. Hey, listen,
I was a.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Kid playing with my legos and I had the greatest
idea to take one of those little dot legos and
stick it in my nose. Today, I was blowing my
nose in the shower and I blew out a Lego
dot that has been in my nose for at least
twenty six years. I have had asthma and sleep apnea,

(30:50):
and I feel like this Lego piece has been the
corporate for the last twenty six years.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Turn a piece of Lego up his schnoz for twenty
six years. It could be the culprit, could be the culprit.
I've got an important question for you based off that.
So he obviously loves Lego.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Yep. He's had that bitterness nose for twenty six years. Yep.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Once it comes out, do you rinse it off and
check it back into the lego set with the other.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Bits of lego.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
I don't see why not.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
I don't see why not either, Like unless you're going
to put that thing and like a frame and be
like this was up my nose.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
You would just check it back in, wouldn't you?

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Is built well or think you'd be fine.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
I think it would be totally fine, And you're not
going to know which piece was the booger piece once
it goes back in. You would hope, so eh, you know,
hopefully if you can't tell, that's when.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
You know that it's okay to go back in.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Your body would know because that's part of you now
when you're rummaging through the lego set, when you connect
with that piece, it'd be like a spiritual thing that
goes through you, you know, totally, like it's coming home exactly, you.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Know, I'm coming home coming.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Have I ever told you about my friend that is
an anethetist, say anthesis, a nethist anthoist?

Speaker 3 (32:07):
I can't say, And now I don't know how.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
To say a nethotist. I thought, I said it right.
An ethicist a physiologist, and it's diesiologist.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
I can say that anthist. An anthist puts people to sleep. Yeah,
they put people to sleep.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
In the emergency room for like emergency surgery.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
She lives in America, and she told me I'm going
to try and be delicate with how I talk about this, sure, but.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
She told me one time because I asked her.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
I was like, what's the craziest stuff you've ever seen?
And she was like, well, we get a lot of
the same thing of mainly men getting things stuck up
some certain area. And I was like, what, what, Like,
what have you seen? She said, a two KILOSLAMI good out,

(33:01):
eight billion balls?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
What the pumpy shower gel container?

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
What a curtain rod?

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Okay, that's enough.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
I'm just saying that.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
She said she was there every time someone would come
in and they, she said, their explanation was always the same.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Slipped and fell, slipped and fell, fell, slipped and fell,
and eight pool balls.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
And somehow the curtain rod.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
With the pool balls. I hope the black one went
and last I don't know otherwise they lost.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
She said that was quite a bad one because they
had to open him up through the stomach to get
them out.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
But if he'd sunk the black one early, you know this, yeah, yeah, yeah, it.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Would have just been a couple in there.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
I don't want those stories. I want more.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
People like that story. I've told people it's a good story.
That's not what I'm going to give it to caller now.
And I don't want all stories about things that you've
stuck up there.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
We don't want stories, okay, okay, like this.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
I mean, unless you've got a really crazy one.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
I found a broken sewing needle in my toe in
an X ray. It's still in my foot, and I
have no idea how long it's been there.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
That so you don't even remember it getting stuck.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
I put a button up my nose. It got stuck
very high up. Mum couldn't get it out with tweezers.
Doctors couldn't either, So I went back home and tried
pepper heads up. Pipper doesn't make you sneeze, it just
bloody burns. I'm sure how we got it out, but
thankfully it is out.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
How big was the button?

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Great question?

Speaker 1 (34:44):
I must have been a small button.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
And could you breathe through it? Because it had the
holes in the middle of the button. Yeah, whistle through.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
I pulled it. Did you have grommets as a kid?

Speaker 3 (34:54):
No, I had removed.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
No, no, no, so grommets if you you have like yeah,
so if you have an ear canal that's not I
don't know exactly, but if it's not wide enough or whatever.
As a kid, they put these things called gromots and
it's like this little plastic thing into your ear canal
to like like help it widen. When I was like nineteen,
I was like, what is in my ear? And I

(35:19):
pulled out this grubby looking.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Gromot yuck, and it was disgusting.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Yeah, that wouldn't go back in the lego box.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
No, that was going straight in the bin.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
My ick stuck a g I Joe Dole up his
butt when he was three.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
G I Joe reporting for duty.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Real the American roll.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Gee uh Joe, Oh Joe, go Joe up my butt.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Joo A little to the left joke, Okay, a little
bit to theck.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
You'd rather average you I Joe up there than an
action man one hundred percent. What you're into have seen
depends what you're into?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Have you seen the shoulders on action.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Man, he's broad. He's very like birthing.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
A teenager would be action men, staunch.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Get some action. Man. Oh, dials at him. This is
taking a weird term, but we're still going to do it.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
We're still going to do it because more professionals and
we've committed to it. I know, one hundred dials at him.
What was in your Let us know we're bravely going
where no lego peace should ever go and asking you
the question what was in your?

Speaker 3 (36:35):
A man has blown a piece of lego out of
his nose that he lost up there as a child.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Twenty six years ago. He believes the piece of lego
has caused him esthma. It's caused him sleep, apnea, cause
the more kinds of issues.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Maybe not asthma, because that's that that has.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
To do with your your lungs, but you're constricted earways.
Maybe he he had esma because of the peace of Yes, yeah,
I think it.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Probably it could affect ecne. Who knows irritable bell syndrome.
Maybe you don't know, you don't know. You're acting like
an expert, but you've never had a foreign object in
your nose between Oh no, you've got that nose ring.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Up my nose.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Yeah, it's in your nose, Yeah, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Did you ever try and stick anything up your nose?

Speaker 3 (37:23):
H Nah? I don't believe. So.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Remember when I stuck fifty eight match sticks up my
nose at the start.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Of the year. That's right.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Then, right, you were shoving them in there and one
of them went too high.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Yes, I feel like it went into my brain.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Well that wasn't That was our producer, Anastagia's spots. She
brought the long matches.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Remember we asked for regular matches and she bought the
long barbecue matches, which which if I was you, I
would have taken that personally.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like it was Ella that bought them.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
It was at the start of the year.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Well, person was wrong with the accusation stands.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
I did what you asked. You did buy the big ones.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
You did by the big one.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Did by the big ones? You set me up for disaster.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
She either thought you had a big nose or a
long nose. Which one was it?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
She was correct on boats.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
To be honest, we're asking you what was inya this afternoon?
And whout hundred dollars at him, and this person wants
to be anonymous understandably high anonymous.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Hy Anonymous, Hi, guys, we're good.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
It wasn't in you. It was in your brother, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah, it was in my brother.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
What was it?

Speaker 5 (38:29):
Yes, A couple of peas and a couple of a
piece of corn stuck.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Up his nose. Peas and corn whereabouts?

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Yes, or Mum had to take him to the doctor
because he got really bad breath.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
And now I could figure out why they took him
to the doctor and they found some rotting, rotten vegetables.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Up his nose. So yuck o yah.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Any nicknames or anything or long lasting bullying come for
your brother from that? Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yeah, mate, I think warranted. To be honest, it was
only he probably would have been maybe three or four. Yeah,
well he didn't know better, but I mean I still bullying.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Lucky they found the corn, because we all know that
stuff does not break down.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Okay, thanks Anonymous? Race is here?

Speaker 7 (39:18):
I know it?

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Hundred dollars in him high race, high race race? What
was in here?

Speaker 1 (39:25):
When I was like, I've got one.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
Of those bean bagsyne beads stuck in my ear?

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Oh no, And that that that took a while to
get out. That was a nightmare. How did they get
it out?

Speaker 10 (39:40):
I took the doctors like a couple of hours to
like tweeze it out.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Even ended up like getting a couple of needles because
getting the tweezers around.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Them, and you wouldn't wanted to bead to break apart
and you lose the little bits of it into your ear.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
God, nightmare.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yeah, you would have been like a spray bottle can
when you were shaking that little bead going around inside it,
wouldn't you race?

Speaker 10 (40:04):
I can still feel it.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Yeah, Oh okay, this is good, Thanks Reese, this is good.
Remind ef everybody don't put things, don't put foreign objects anywhere.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Look, someone ticks through. And I'm not gonna lie. When
I read this text, I felt sick only because I
pitched it happening to myself. Okay, sure, okay, someone is
ticked through. Because we're asking what was in?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Yet was in?

Speaker 5 (40:24):
They said, mine's actually the other way round. But I
accidentally pulled out my IUD when I was in the shower.
I thought the string was the plastic from a clothing tag.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
I feel like that she'll come with them like a warning.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Well for people that don't know no.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
People know people.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Not everyone knows no.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
But if they don't know, then they're fine. They're not
worried about it.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
What's a big deal. It's because it's a woman's thing.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
An iud is this little contraption that they have to surgically.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
They surgically in plant it as a form of birth control.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
And it's shaped so it shouldn't come out very It's
kind of shaped like an anchor shape. Let the tesla alone,
kind of shaped like a what's that thing that? That
grappling hook?

Speaker 1 (41:12):
A grappling hook is what it's shaped like. And this
person she's pulled it out. Hell, it's so far up there.
Oh my god, that makes me feel so sick. I hope,
I hope you're okay if you're listening.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Let's go out with this one.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
At about the age of three, I managed to swallow
an umbrella handle, the curved variety. Mum freaked out and
needed Grandma to help twist me around to get it
out of me. To this day, no one knows how
I managed to swallow a curved umbrella handle, or even
why I did.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Maybe I slipped and fell, how the hell how big?
How does someone swallow a curved umbrella handle? That's outrageous? No,
they're talking about these ones.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
Yeah, I know the one they're talking about. But I'm
just looking at how like I don't want to open
this because it's bad luck. Yeah, gurthy, it's sick. Yeah, yeah,
party trick.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
I guess you know.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
I wonder if they turn inside out in the wind.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Beguy's raining one says.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Something funny, frelin.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
It's our game. Will we guess pop songs in classical style?

Speaker 5 (42:29):
We played quite a lot last week to launch Manouka
Farms Symphony in the domain.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
That's right. That was great.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
That's going to be an excellent show. That's what we
Going back to playing for KFC.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Caused a lot of tension within the group, though, because
it does get very competitive this game.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Turns out, Ella only enjoys this game when she's winning.

Speaker 7 (42:48):
Yeah, I got in my head last week and it
was evident when I did win on Friday, when I was.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Calm, but of a pressure release for you, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
I'm good, I know what I did wrong.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
We've been taking tips on nine six nine six. Bri
and I work as a team and Alla works as
a solo operator. If you're new to our show, you
might think that that's unfair. No, it's the ultimate compliment
because this in the past has been Ella's.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Games, my game.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
She's so good that we had to team up.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
We had to team up.

Speaker 7 (43:17):
Originally you two played it against each other and it
was so boring.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
None you got it. So I'm making it a bit better.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Okay, Okay, Well it's going to be embarrassing. If you lose,
you can still get some texton Ella or Brian Clint.
Those are your options.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
To nine six, nine six, someone will score fifty KFC
chicken dollars very shortly.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Claudia, please take charge of this's so.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Tense in here.

Speaker 7 (43:39):
Okay, this is let's say classical. There are pop songs
turned classical style, and you guys are guessing what they are.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Like you said, Brian clend are a team.

Speaker 7 (43:47):
Alla is working on her own, and I reckon.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
We should just jump straight, just jump straight into it. Yeah,
here's your first song, Ella taste No no, no, I
don't have anything. When you get the clubs a guest.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
This, mmmmm, I've got nothing. Are we going to forfeit
it long? Anyway? Okay, we get time. It's a free gift,
free gives, we resign our free guests.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Okay. Ella Espresso by Sabrina Carpenterage. I didn't hear that
at all.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
I was nowhere near that.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
I needed an espresso apparently.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Okay one now, Okay, guys, God, you'd hate to lose
it from here Ella.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Yeah, I'd be devastating.

Speaker 7 (44:54):
I need something stronger than an espresso after this game. Okay,
here is another song for you, guys, Ella. Ella pulled

(45:16):
me a drink post Malone.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Correct I did.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
I was close, but it's not as good as Ella.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Carla.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Congratulations, you correctly picked Ella for let's get classical, and
we've got some KFC coving you away.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Thank you so much for that, Carla. Now it's our pleasure, Carla,
thank you so much for the support for the vote
for me and you.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
We just had something. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Do you feel better? Ella?

Speaker 1 (45:51):
What's been fantastic? Honestly? Someone someone pulled me a drink?
How I have a drink?

Speaker 5 (45:58):
You've had too many much, You've been cut off.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
We needed to get your confidence back up so we
can play properly again next week.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Yeah, it's so gas lighted challenge. I know you're annoyed
that we let you in.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
We had to give you one so that you.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Can get and you don't know that we.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
Were going to and then we thought, oh, we don't
want to kick someone when they're down.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
You know, it's not nice.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
It feels good to be calm and collective.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
That's good. Is there?

Speaker 1 (46:23):
What you were?

Speaker 5 (46:27):
The iOS eighteen updates is out for iPhones because obviously
the new iPhone what is it, iPhone sixteen?

Speaker 1 (46:34):
I think so it's coming out.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
I feel like it's going to be available in New
Zealand like the end of this week.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
And the big updats it now comes in pink.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yeah, it's pretty much the same phone.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
They're all, yeah, there's not all that, oh, but I
mean this is quite a big change, maybe depending on
who you are and how you see it. But obviously
the iOS eighteen upgrade is available to any compatible iPhone
and you can upgrade from today. And people are talking

(47:05):
about this one new feature on this particular iOS update
that they are saying could end relationships.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Okay, that's juicy.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
I know, and I was like, well, I need to
know what it is.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
So apparently live locations all the time you can't turn
them off?

Speaker 3 (47:23):
How did you know that would cause some questions?

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Really would a They're calling this a mega update to
the iPhone operating system, and one of the biggest changes
is that the photo app is now fully customizable in
terms of you can put a lock on any app
on your phone, including your photos.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
You can put a pass where you can password protect
what your.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Face ID, So like going to get into your phone,
you can then put a second one of those, like
a can barrier lock code or your face ID on
any of the apps.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
God, how much? How much? Like how little trust do
you have for the people? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Like what is in there that you need to hide?
It so bad?

Speaker 2 (48:15):
It's two ways, right, Either you are untrustworthy and you
need to hide what's in the app, or you don't
trust the people that you live with not to go
into your phone and look at your secret stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
Yeah, it's going to cause some fights.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
I reckon what app.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Would you be putting if you're going to put it
on any app? What app would you password protect.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
My note section?

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Because the last time, that's right, the note section got
me in the most trouble.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
We found your poetry in there. Forgot about that? That
was so good.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
Yeah, and I bravely read out this horrendous poetry that
I'd written like years ago.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
And then you got SARChI to make a song out
of it.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
How good? Was that? Actually quite a good song?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Do we have it system? Maybe?

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Yeah we would? Yeah, she was it Nieka who sang
on it?

Speaker 5 (49:05):
No, it was oh bless her. I literally saw her
the other day. What Sachi and three Indie India?

Speaker 3 (49:19):
There it is? Yeah, yeah, we've got it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
So before we play this, So this came from I
wrote these lyrics in my note section of my phone
after a breakup, and then for some reason we were
talking about the note section of your phone.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
You got a hold of it.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
We read them out on air. I nearly died of embarrassment.
And then those lyrics have found their way to Sachi
and then this amazing singer India has sung on the
song with Sachi and it turned out game called love.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Game called producers. Have you heard this? You you've never
heard this or you have a listener, so I actually
have heard it?

Speaker 5 (49:59):
Okay, Well for the new this is this is actually amazing.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
By the way, It's just cringe for.

Speaker 9 (50:06):
Me feeling stop stuck in this game called love. I
just need to rise above out of my mind.

Speaker 10 (50:21):
The love I never had to find in you.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
I've seen you and me. How did I get to.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
The bove out of my mind?

Speaker 10 (50:36):
The love I never had to find in you? So
Oliza me pursuit never it got to know snial listen
me pursuit member it go to.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Now.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
I'm feeling stop stuck in this game.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Called Hello.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Stuck in.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
I forgot how good this was. It's so good.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
The lyrics I definitely not the best thing about it,
but everything else.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
The lyrics are very melodramatic, and so they lend themselves
to a song totally.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
You know, I never told you.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
After we bloody did that, my ex messaged me, the
one that it was about, and said, hey, hurt this.
I saw it because we posted a video about it.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Yeah when everywhere.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
Yeah, And they messaged me and they're like, hey, like
I saw this, this is about me and it was
And I said, nah, someone else.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Yeah you do.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
You don't give them the satisation, you do not give
them the satisfaction way. I was like, Nah, everybody's dream
is to have a song written about that, and that
song's dope. The song slack so good. It's such a
good breakup song. The past red pretictled app thing is
really useful. Someone just ticked and we were talking about
it for dodgy reasons. Someone's just said it's great for
people with kids.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Oh, that is a great.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Point if you don't want them going on certain apps
where they can spend money, or yeah, swiping left and
right on your tender.

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Or even just you know, getting into things where you're like, oh,
they could ruin it or mess up whatever, and you
just put a lock on it.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
That's such a good idea.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
It sucks if your kid resembles you though. You know
that reads with the spoons kid and then do you
even reason with the Spoon's.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Face id works on her kid's phone.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
Yes, I do, because you remember back when we had
nothing better to do. So we got those two identical twins. Yeah,
and we asked them, can you unlock each other's phone
with your faces?

Speaker 1 (52:38):
And they can. That was amazing. But I'm like, oh,
it makes sense.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
We should get Raygun and hear from the Olympics and
see if you can unlock her iPhone with your face.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
I don't know if you can get us in the
same room together.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Wow, that is the conspiracy, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
That's what people are saying.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
Look what I'm about to say and what I'm about
to share and tell you.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
I don't want you.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
To think differently of me. Okay, I already know that
it's horrible. I'm disappointed in myself. I'm embarrassed. Sure, so
I already know that. But I'm going to be open
and honest with something that happened this morning. I said something.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
And look, not my best moment.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Are we at risk of suffering sicken hand embarrassment through
the story.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Absolutely, that's exactly what it is.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Everyone, just brace yourself.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
So this morning went out and did some work and
I stopped in at my favorite cafe. This is my
favorite cafe in all of Auckland.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Do you go there a bit?

Speaker 1 (53:45):
I go there quite a lot.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
They know me, you're a regular because I go once
a fortnight, once a week.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
It's the same thing.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
I get the same thing. I don't even need to
look at the menu.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
They know my face.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Get abri just the usual.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
I say, absolutely, chilly eggs and a cup of tea please.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
And they're bringing out lovely people today.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
Same thing happened. It was a normal situation, walked in.
The owner has come out, a lovely bloke. It's a
little couple that own it. Blokes come out and he said, oh, you.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Want the usual and I said, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
Anyway, afterwards, there's another girl that's working at the till.
I've went up to pay and she said, oh, what
table were you sitting on? I said, oh, just this
table here. Anyway, She's obviously looked up the table and
she said, oh, none of your food or anything has
been put through. She goes the owner always does that,

(54:43):
and that's when I said, must be free.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Then, ah, you didn't.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
I instantly regretted it. The blood left my face.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Can I guess how the girl responded. She would have
gone hum hm.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
She was young, she was cool. Oh, she gave me
that sympathy laugh. I believe it was like.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Ha ha yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
And then literally said nothing else.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Yeah, twenty nine dollars.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
I think she was. She was very angry at me
that I'd put her in that situation.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Yeah, and I know I don't blame her.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
I'm embarrassed for myself.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
I want to I want to how did I.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
End up here? How did I end up here?

Speaker 3 (55:34):
There's a couple of reasons these things happen.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
And sometimes I find it happens when the person that
is serving you as quite attractive, you know, and you
get all you get all flustered, and they're all caught up.

Speaker 9 (55:45):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Were they good looking?

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Were you attracted to them? Oh?

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Like, I don't think I was really in that in
that moment.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Okay, So it wasn't that.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
I don't think that's what distracted me.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
I just second guess.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Were you secretly hoping that they were giving you free breakfast?

Speaker 1 (56:03):
No?

Speaker 5 (56:03):
No, And that makes it even worse. It makes it
ten times worse because I.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Was merely saying it for a job.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
You were just trying to fell air.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
At least, if I was saying it trying to get
a free breakfast, there is you know, there.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Is something behind it.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Yeah, there is there is purpose behind what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
No, I think if you're trying to get the free breakfast,
it's worse. I think this is better than you reckon.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Yeah, okay, I think this is less cringy okay than
if you were actually if it actually seemed like you
were trying to get a free breakfast.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
I talked about I put it up on my Instagram
story and I am getting roasted by my close friends,
like roasted. One of my close friends said, sorry, I
didn't realize you identified as a middle age boomer real
estate agent. A middle age boomer real estate agent.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
I was giving that energy, you know, I mean it is.
She's not wrong, It's okay, You've owned it.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Okay. The worst thing.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Would be, it's all downhill from here.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
The worst thing would be is if this story got
back to us secondhand.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
You know, but by coming on air and owning it,
you've taken the power back front front foot of front
foot of it.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Yeah, yeah, I know. Totally put my hands up and
I say I did this.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
I know I did this. I am not that person. Okay,
it was a momentary lapse in judgment. It won't happen again. Okay,
it won't happen again.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
I hope not all downhill from here.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
We want to know this afternoon, what would you take
back if you could? Yeah, what's the thing that you
said in the situation that it was that as soon
as it came out of your.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Mouth, you went, you really wish I hadn't said that?
To say, really wish I hadn't said that be honest
with us, Be honest with us.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
You own it, make you feel better.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
I went hundred dials at him. Or if you're not
brave enough to own it live on air, you can
text it to us online six nine so we will understand. Okay, Yeah,
what is the thing that you really wish if you could,
you could take back?

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Like?

Speaker 1 (58:08):
What was the situation?

Speaker 5 (58:10):
Like, I'm just picturing horrific situations right now.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
We want to know the beautiful things or not so
beautiful things that you wish you could take back. You
said them, you know you said them, and you could
stuff those words back down your throat.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
You would happened to me this morning?

Speaker 5 (58:28):
Situation arose one of my favorite cafes that I can
never return to, can never go back there.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Walked up to pay at the.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Counter and she said, oh, your food hasn't been put
into the till yet.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
And I said, must.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Be free then, and she said it's not.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Now pay.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
So we want to know what's the thing that you
are really embarrassed by and you wish you could take
it back?

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Renee is here? Hi, Renee Hi? What was it for you?

Speaker 6 (58:55):
I'm I actually work in retail and at an off
shot funny enough, And we did that all the time.
I had three already.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Today must be freeze. You had three, must be freeze today?

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Do you reckon, Renee? They regretted as much as I did.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
No, actually, I do it as well.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
I do it all the time.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
It must be freeing. And then they go none.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
As the person on the receiving end of the must
be freeze, I gotta ask you, has it ever been funny?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Has it landed ever?

Speaker 3 (59:24):
That's always funny? Oh? Okay, okay, all right, thanks Renee.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Rene's got her opinion and she sticks to it.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Someone said, I really regret this. I was catching up
with someone and I said, oh my god, long time.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
No see winn are you j They had had the
baby twelve months ago.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
Oh just what the world has swallow me?

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Swallow me up and die?

Speaker 3 (59:48):
When are you do?

Speaker 1 (59:49):
That's terrible?

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Yeah, Mosisso has caught up. Homo? How are you okay?
I'm good. What's the thing you wish you could take Backcisso?

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Oh, I guess I love you have seen it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
In my life?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Mescisso? Are you out there handing out fake I love
you to girls?

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Oh it's just it's just weird when they say it
first and then you just don't know the response.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Are you just kind of I love you too?

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
Now I respect you for that Mesisso I think that's
the right thing to do, because, yeah, it's way more
traumatizing because maybe he will end up loving the person.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
True, maybe you will end up loving them, But.

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
To avoid a very awkward situation for you, say true, oh, thanks, thank.

Speaker 10 (01:00:36):
You, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Every time you've seen those fake I love you two's,
have you secretly had your fingers crossed behind your back?

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah, unless you're wearing gendles, but yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Appreciate thanks mate. God there's some good coming through on this.

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
Someone said I was asked how to spell my surname once,
and instead of spelling it out like a normal person,
I said, it's like Herpes, but with a cave.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
The name is herkeys. Oh no, oh no.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
First of all, I would have thought turkeys, but.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Joke, yeah, Troe, you would have spelled a turkey. Someone
else hid this is so good.

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
I was out on a date and we went wine
tasting at a bar in Wellington. The server asked what
kind of wine we liked, and asked, do you like
sha to day. My response, without skipping a beat, was
shut to no.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
Oh, I wonder how that went down. I wonder if
those I wonder if are you guys still together?

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Nah? They would have said it like shuder no am
I right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Am?

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
I right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
I used to work at a drive through and someone
asked for five ice creams and I said five, like
the fingers on your hand. He turned up at the
window and held up three fingers. Oh no, what are
the chances of the person you say that to his
missing teeth?

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Unlucky? Do you play the odds on that lucky?

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Isn't it ninety nine point nine to nine times?

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Yep? I don't think that one's your fault.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
I don't think that's your I don't think it's your fault.
This person wants to be anonymous highnonymous highnonymous. Hi is
that mate?

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Yes, that's you?

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
Tell us mate, When did you say something and immediately
regretted it?

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Oh? So I worked at Subway about eight years ago,
and the blond guy used to come in with his
service dog. He was a regular customer, okay, and he.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Yeah, he got the chick ount and.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
I couldn't find his order on the tel, and when
I found that, I went.

Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
Oh, there it is jees I'm blind and it was.

Speaker 8 (01:03:03):
Us.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
I bet you wished he was.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
The dog was like, the dog is like read the room,
bro read the room.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
So you poor thing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Yeah, I must be blind. No no I am no, No,
that would mean me, me the blind person with prick.
Now give me my subway.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Lets you appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Someone said this was when I was a preteen or
teenager and my mom and I were at a store.
We had to give our phone number over and my
mum gave the wrong phone number and I said, hey,
that's not our phone number. She said, don't worry, she's dumb.
I still think about.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
It over twenty years later.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
Obviously I'm giving out the wrong number because I don't
want these people to have our number.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Hey, that's not our number.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Don't worry about my kid, she's fuck As a post.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
A kid was in out of shop playing with a
small wooden toy from Toy Story. I sit out loud,
Oh look you've got a little woody.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Look it happens to everybody. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
There's so many great ones.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
We could continue to read them out, and I feel
bad for every single one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Of you. But it does happen. These things happen.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
I'm a doctor, and I said to a previous drug
addict that there could be worse things to be addicted
to than avocado. As she was telling me how much
she loves an avocado.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
That's so good.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
Persons like yeah, like myth and fitter meat. Okay, okay,
we need to take a break and any glass of
water we're going to do.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
That was good stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:05:02):
That was very good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
That was good. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
I told her Jehovah's witness to have a merry Christmas. Yeah,
but you don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
That's an accident.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
We're going to burnd their bang an X, the number
one song the day that you turned sixteen. We were
just talking before about things that you said, and you
instantly wish that you could take back. Just one more
text here from someone who says, I'm a vet nurse.
A person came in to book their dog in appointment.
The person had a lump on their eyelid, which I

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noticed coincidentally. They wanted to book their dog and for
a lump removal.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
I instantly said, lump on the eyelid.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
I died internally. Love on the eyelid, Love on the eyelid.
Lovey lumby lump lump. I see you have a lump
on your eyelid.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Big glub, big glub on your eyelid.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Your dog can have a free appointment.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
We all do it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
We can't help it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
Dogs have violids.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
Yeah, okay, yeah, they've got two sets of eyelids.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
They've got one that goes.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Across side, horizontal and then one vertical.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
That's cats, isn't it. Dogs have it too, do they?

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
I'm pretty sure? Well, my dog looks real weird. Which
is the weird second eyelid?

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Let's do some birth there beggars the number one song
these on the day these people turned sixteen?

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Renees going first, Renee, Renee?

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Hi, how about your day, Renee?

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
It was great?

Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
Oh good to hear. You got good energy, mate. What's
your day to birth?

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Twentieth of August nineteen nineteen.

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
All right, that means you were sixteen and two thousand
and six and on your sixteenth birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
This was at the top one of them. Oh yeah, yeah,
but a Fergie London Bridge.

Speaker 9 (01:07:05):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Renee?

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Yeah, banger.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Sometimes I think about Fergie's back headalog and you know
how you like, go and see an artist who's touring
into their sixties and that sort of thing, doing their
greatest hits.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Yeah, it's Fergie.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Busting out songs like London Bridge should Ferglicious.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
In the one handed cart wheel. Hell yeah yeah. Fun fact.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
I didn't realize that until I traveled to London last year.
I didn't realize what I always thought was the London
Bridge actually isn't the London Bridge.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
It's the Tower Bridge.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Ow yeah, yeah, yeah, the London Bridge very boring.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
It's very boring. It's just a bridge. Doesn't even look different.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Wait there, Renee, you could be the winner of birthday Banger.
Cocoa is going to do their NaN's birthday bang a
high Coco, Coco.

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
Your nan or your nanny, nanny or your nanny Okay,
what's your nanny's name, Coco? Okay, perfeci. And what's Amanda's birthday? Fourteenth?
Nanny three?

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Oh, you've done a great job, Coco.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
That means nanny Amanda was sixteen in two thousand and nine,
and here's her birthday back.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
He's definitely nanny, not non happy young nan.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Definitely right for Nanny Amanda. Coco, does she like it. Yes,
Jason Derulo, what's you say?

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
How old are you? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Okay, So call us back in six years and we'll
do cocos.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
One more birthday beggar for Briley. Hi, Briley, Hi, Briley.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Whereabouts are you calling from? Briley?

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
I lovely, We've stayed in the prison there, Briley. It's
not what it seems, I swear. What is your birthday?

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
Mate?

Speaker 6 (01:08:53):
Thirteenth of the ninth, eighty five?

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Oh, happy birthday for a few days ago, Briley.

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
You were sixteen though in two thousand and one, and
this is your birthday back.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
You'd been a Christian rock from White House O God, Brightley,
tell me you love it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Yep see she gets it, she knows.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Do you not love it? Briley? I like it? She
likes it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
What do you love out of those three? Jason Derulo?
Fergi your Lifehouse?

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Probably okay?

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
That Fergie song is great.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Fergie song is great.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Voting for Lifehouse me too.

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
You know where we're tragic Lifehouse fans from way back,
You and.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
I Briley, you one birthday bang A, well done, all
them change serving fortunes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Inklin banger win a birthday banger from two thousand and
one is Life House and hanging by a moment?

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
What did you?

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
What do you reckon? Lifehouse? Right now?

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
I reckon They're still touring around North America?

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Can they do? They have like a solid solid like Chapels.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Nah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
They were cool Christian, you know, like like Evermore they rock, Yeah,
like it was even more.

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
I'm pretty sure Evermore was like came from Christian roots.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Thought they were just homeschooled. Well they could be both, yeah, true,
even More burnt out fast, didn't they?

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
Everyone was like they had some global hits, even more
crowded House running.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Oh that was a banger.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
And they put out a really really weird album.

Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
And boys from Fielding and then and then from what
I hear, the Kiwi's turned on them because Evermore tried
to claim.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
It was he.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
They'd sit in an interview that they were from That's
that's what I remember now.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
I remember now we just owned them. Why they get
an interview and they said that from Melbourne. Yeah, at
least that's how I remember it. That could be wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
There has Oh my god, get this. I just googled
Life House where are they now? That says there has
been no official announcement of disbanding Lifehouse. So all of
the guys are working on other projects these days. The
last album they put out was at the end of
twenty twenty one.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
That's their latest release, Lifehouses Forever.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
Life House is for Forever Evermore.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
However, it's for evermore. Did to us Nix on the show,
Brie has a certain amount of information that can determine
whether you have a high or low IQ without even
taking an IQ test you can take.

Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
We've come up with our own test and if you
tick the boxes for these different behaviors, then you could
have a really high.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
We'll tell you next if you're a clever goose or
thick as a brick. You're on the Brand Clint show
on ZIDIM.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
Did you ever watch Amazing Race? Was that a show
that you watched? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
I watched Bits and pieces was huge for a long time,
and for a long time as New Zealand as it
was our main claim to fame that the man who
hosted the Amazing Race.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
Was a Kiwi.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Yeah right, I didn't realize.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
That, none of us did. His name is Phil Cogan.
He doesn't have a New Zealand accent.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
He sounds very American.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
American, But somehow it got out that he was a
Kiwi and there's never really been any other proof other
than the rumor that he.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
Is until today. Okay, okay, last.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Night the Emmys went down in the US of A.
That's the Television Awards. Yes, Phil Cogan, host of The
Amazing Race, was.

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
There, owner of the product's Cogan Is he.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Ceo Cogan Mobile? I wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Are the Cogan TVs?

Speaker 9 (01:13:03):
Or?

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
Yeah, you get anything sell a lot of Cogan do they? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
We looked at getting a Cogan baby monitor. Oh yeah,
they do like a knockoff of a good baby monitor.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Apparently they're good, but I was worried. I was like,
it feels like it could be hecked, so oh true.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
To Fell Cogan and the Cogan company. I just decided
to the baby monitor was worth splashing out on.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
Yeah, it was fair.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
But I'd run a Cogan. I wouldn't run a Cogan
smoke a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:13:31):
I'd run a Cogan TV run a Cog and tv'd
run a Cogan microwave.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Absolutely, I'd run a Cogan car car.

Speaker 6 (01:13:40):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Anyway, Phil Cogan no relation to the Cogan car, I
don't think so. Was at the Emmys and he went
over to John Oliver, who you will remember last year
very famously took on and took down the Bird of
the Year competition.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
He hijacked it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
He hijacked it, but we're into it. I think it
was good.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
I think he got publicity from competition that otherwise only
gets fifty or sixty thousand votes.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
He got millions of votes for it, which is wild.
Phil Cogan went over to break the news to John
Oliver that his beloved poo Ticky Tiki had been dethroned, being.

Speaker 5 (01:14:15):
Contracted by the Prime Minister of New Zealand to make
beneficial Thank you to.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
John Oliver for bringing the birds of New Zealand into.

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
The lime light.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
I'd like to thank you for the birds that never
got recognition. Well that's right, let's let's recognize all New
Zealand birds. But let's be clear.

Speaker 7 (01:14:29):
Yes, there is one bird that is better than all others.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
You're talking About's the techy techy absolutely out of your No,
it's the bird that everybody's talking about.

Speaker 9 (01:14:39):
John.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Well, if you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
A bird that you're talking about, hoy ho off to work.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
You go, Johnny techy for life, poo ticky t for life,
poo ticky diggy for love, letting it go.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
I like that he remembers his bird because there's a chance,
there's always arrest, that these big celebrity types just get
told this would be funny, just do this, and then
they forget about it. No, I believe John Oliver is
passionate about Bird of the Year.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
You could tell from his his reaction there.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Because he actually we forget this, we think that he
took out bird of the year. No, he managed to
crown the tick tick, a bird that we had never
heard of until last year, bird of the century. It
was bird of the century. And remember it's coming back to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Actually actually actually stopped now that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
We remember on unropeable again because you and I I
feel like we felt the same.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
This is right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
How dare he.

Speaker 5 (01:15:33):
The kiwi is the only bird that can be New
Zealand's bird of the century. Yeah, yeah, shoving up your pipe,
John Oliver, how dare he do it?

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
We've been triggered. We've been triggered again, triggered us again.

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
I can't believe you just brought that up again. I
totally forgot outraged.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Lie down the latest as the end of The Brian
Clint Show. For another day, God, another one in the bank.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
The bank long posit that one move on to the
next teller.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Do we get to our one thousandth show question here?

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
For the group the Brian Clint Show, When was the
last time you deposited money? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
Good question.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
I'll take either at an ATM, because you can do
that at some ATMs.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
Or in a bank or in a bank.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Oh yeah, it'll be the last thing that I sold
on Trade me for a decent amou you?

Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
Yeah, you feel that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Such a criminal a with a water like stuffing it
into the machine. Those new smart ones are good where
you can just put the whole wad of notes in
there at once and it recognizes them and it tallies
them up for you.

Speaker 5 (01:16:48):
I never trust them though, you always. I always count
them first, and I know how much this is. Don't
try and stiff me.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
What did I sell?

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
Try to remember for sellingnthing? My partner always sells my stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
I don't deposit anymore. I'm trying to become a cash guy.
So you know how much cash have you got?

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
Twenty bucks? Rich?

Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
Yeah, yeah, it's not It's not a reflection of you
not doing well at becoming a cash guy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
You're just real poor.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
Well, I keep getting and then look the producers. Assassin
for it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Pleeez, give it to one of them.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
Helld she's never even seen cash. She doesn't even know
how much that twenty dollars is worth.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Yeah, shut up? Do I mean I can have it?

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Yeah? The value of it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
All right, evergreat night, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Celebrity Treesure Island is back at seven thirty and we're
back tomorrow with another chance to win five hundred dollars
with Celebrity Treasure Island. So join us, then we'll see
you then bye bye.

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Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
Did him