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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast network night, we were going to
witness the most anticipated show in their history of professional radio.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Zed E Brie and Clint.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Hello everybody, and welcome to the Brian Clint Show.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Can I just say, it's a privilege and an absolute
pleasure to be here today with you, Clint, with producer Ela,
and with everyone listening, and of course producer Claudia. But
she's not here.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It's not privileged to be here with her, is it?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
But I had to mention her because it sounded like
I was ignorious.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
She sent us a second request at eleven thirty last night,
on her way home from Coldplay.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh you leave her alone.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
No, we endorsed her, you said on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
We did.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, you said use your sick days. We just didn't
know that she was going to literally use them that night.
I didn't know she's going to take us so literally.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I think it's good that she to know that she
listens to us.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I wouldn't want to hung over Claudia here.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Would be cranky, Yeah, should be cranky.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Should be worse than me hungover? I reckon hung good.
She would be she'd be like a like a like
a cat, like a quiet the outside in the rain, hungover.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Out of the team, I'm pretty bad. Yeah, well Clint, Clint,
Clint's just a winger. He's the wingy hungover.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
But I have the ability to bounce back, which not
everybody does.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I think as of late, I haven't seen the bouncing
back as much.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Remember the last I made a couple of beers and
I was back.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Remember the thing is you, Bree, Bree sinds.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
It comes home at four am, Clint just comes, oh yeah,
big one, and then you actually left at.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Twelve, twelve thirty, twelve thirty the last time rolled in
and you're so hungover. Ell yeh, what times did you
get home? And she was expecting like a four am
and Clint's like twelve midnight.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
But I drink faster than brief. So hey, fun show
on the way, let's get into it, trady verse lady.
The trades are catching up slightly, but the ladies could
go up into triple figures today at one hundred. They
are on ninety nine. The trades are on ninety three.
Which way are we going to roll today?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
We're about to find out, Oh, eight hundred dials at
m If you want to be one of the trades
or the ladies.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
We'll play straight off to this tasty wee number from
Sabrina Carpenter. It's taste on.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
ZTM free in Clint, it's treaty versus leady.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
That's right. The trades and the ladies have been duking
it out all year. We keep score here at the
Brien Clint Show. The Ladies on ninety nine, looking to
crack the century today, the Trades on ninety three.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh ladies from Walklint. She's twenty nine and she believes
that fries dipped in soft served ice cream is elite.
Welcome to the show, Ginny.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Hi Jenny. Do you also like a spider? Yeah, it'd
be quite good too, Okay, so just anything.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I have a lot about a spider in a long time. God,
I love a spider also known as a coke float.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
What's the best soft drink to have a spider or.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
At the moment where it's from the Bloody Mormon Wives
Show where they're doing a protein shake and diet coke weird? Yeah,
like a pre made protein shake that you buy from
the dairy and diet. Would you try that, Genny?
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Yeah, No, that's too far, I think I agree with.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You, Jenny. Okay, you're taking on our trading today from Autie.
They are forty eight and their favorite movie is the
og Deadpool. Welcome to the show, Spencer.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Get a Spencer. Have you seen the new Deadpool Wolverine movie?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, Dedple is the best of it. Yeah, it's a
great film.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I loved it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Okay, Spence, your buzzes, Trady, Jenny, yours's lady. The first
three wins the game. Good luck, guys, here we go.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Question number one in what year was Taylor Swiftbourne? Is
it nineteen eighty.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
You can go for a spencer if you know. Is
it nineteen eighty six? Why?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yes, Jenny, is nineteen eighty nine. You just got the
last number mixed around, Spencer side down, all right, one
of the ladies. Question number two, Flashing Lights, Stronger, and
gold Digger are all hits from which artist? Lady, Yes, Jenny, Kanye?
Kanye is Kanye? You're off to a flyer, Spency. You
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need this one to keep yourself in a Question number three,
what cartoon is this? Is this theme song from that
I Will sing for you. I wanna be the very
best like no one ever was? To catch them? Is
my real test to train ladies.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
My car is Jenny Pokemon.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Can I say?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Can I say? I offered to get the song to
play and goes no, I want to sing it. I
want to sing it.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Jenny.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You're a trady Birds lady champion.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Thank you, Thank you for putting me out of my misery. Jenny,
appreciate that. We'll get the fifty bucks out to you.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
That's one hundred points for the ladies. Can you believe it?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Thanks Spencer, Spencer.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Lovely.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I saw this video today which made me sort of
you know when you see something and you go what
what takes you out of your doom scroll and actually
makes you realize what you're watching. It was about someone
who doesn't use something that I thought everybody used, and
it has shades of do you remember that conversation we
had about those friends of mine who don't have specific
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sides of the bed that's weird.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Have you reported them to the well we.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Keep a close eye on them anyway.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah, i'd I'd be like not inviting them to things, sir.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Him and his partner Jamie. If you're listening, we know
who you are.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Jamie.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Whoever goes to bed first just pecks aside.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
And that's the side of the bed that they sleep on.
They just crawl in. Yeah, why are you friends with
these people? It weirds me out so much. This is
similar and that I can't imagine living like this. Have
a listen to this clip from a podcast that I
saw on Instagram today.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I will have a calendar? Do you mean yeah? No,
I don't.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
What do you mean to have a calendar? I don't
have a calendar on your phone? The app, the calendar app.
I don't put a single thing in lucy. What do
you mean if I have something planned a wedding? No, nothing,
I'm just going off remembering or like the vibe Tyler,
we'll give your phone.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Sorry to god, she has nothing. She has the calendar
app because it's built into your phone. You had looked
at it, there was nothing in there.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
As someone with ADHD, this is my worst nightmare because
if I don't have a calendar, guess what, I'm not
going to a single thing. I'm not remembering one thing. Yes,
which I think nearly every person would be like that anyway.
But I to be honest, though, Like when I think
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back when I was in my twenties, can't say I
was ever running a calendar.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
In your twenties.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, but not my late twenties, but for a good
portion of my twenties. Maybe it's just because I wasn't
that busy.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Maybe that's what it is. I got a text from
a friend earlier today which I haven't had time to
reply to. It's going to take a little bit of
time to reply to this text. I've had to set
myself a calendar reminder to text that person back. Otherwise
I won't text them. I will completely forget about it.
There's no way I'll remember to tixt them.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Okay, that's why don't you just text some like it
would have taken you time to put the calendar invite in.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I'm too busy. I'll text him and I've got free
time later on.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
It must be a big text, because that's different, you know.
There's it's a big text what I like to a
real meaty DNM text. That's a brain text. We have
to sit down schedule.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
For them because I've opened the text. Like if I
knew that's what the text was, I wouldn't have opened it,
and then I would have had an unread text there
that would remind me to do it.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I just sometimes reply and say hey, this is going
to take some time, or reply later. But I've seen it.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I did reply that, ye, and I said, by the way,
I might forget, so don't take that personally.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
But if I do, just means I'm not thinking of you.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
So my sister is also called Lucy, and she has
no calendar, and she every weekend accidentally books up like
three things, and so she's not enjoying her events, goes
to a to be to see you, oh.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Because she can't know. She's got no idea what's going
on every time. Calendar unless you have a photographic memory,
how can you exist without a calendar.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It's really better understand texting through saying they don't use
the calendar.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Now, I want to talk to those people. Pick up
that phone and ring us now on eight hundred dials
at M. I want to know how you exist, because
if there is a way, I don't love my calendar.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I hate my calendar. If there is a way to
exist without it, I would love to know. I live
and die by the calendar, absolutely right. And I've also
now because I've been so busy recently, and I get
I'm just so forgetful. I put a little icon, even
bigger calendar icon up in the left hand card.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
You've got a many calendar, I know, so by little.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Mini and then I've asked it to show me today
and then what's coming up to tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
One hundred dollars at in what taxt nine sex nine sex.
We want to talk to the people who don't use
the calendar. They don't use the diary, they don't use
anything like that.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
How are you functioning?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
We just played a clip from somebody that I saw
on a podcast today who doesn't have a calendar. They
don't use a calendar. They're an adult woman with friends
and responsibilities and a job, and they don't use a calendar,
paper or digital.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
It's just hurled by anxiety, out of control. Hearing that
the clip went on a little bit longer. The same
person has eighty four thousand unread emails. So maybe, yeah,
maybe they don't. Maybe they're not thriving, they're just surviving.
We don't actually know. They probably forget things all the time,
but they just don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
But they don't know. I did wonder that is it
an ignorance is BLUs situation? You've got all these people
are like, I can't believe Aaron didn't show up again.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
She does, dares you doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Aarin's got no idea, she forgot. She's watching Emily in
Paris for the fourth time, and she's like, man, I've
got so much free time.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I'm living for this.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
We have been overwhelmed with stories of people who don't
use their calendar, and Kate is one of them. Hi, Kate,
get a Kate. Hey, guys, no calendar, Kate thing.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
No, no, I've never been able to Yeah, heck it
really one second, Kate, how are you functioning as an
adult in this world? And I need to know how
old you are because I feel like that comes into it. Yes, yeah,
so I'm twenty one. Okay, just finish my degree. But yeah,
I've never Wait, so you managed to get through an
(11:24):
entire You managed to get through an entire university degree
without a calendar. Yeah, yep, you didn't.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Put your lectures in there. You don't put.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
No, definitely probably at UNI, reliant on a few other people,
but you just kind.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Of right, okay, support Thinkate, just.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Texting all of our unique friends.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I got on Today Times class this week. I'm a
mum of three, and I've never used the calendar on
my phone.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Loll.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
We don't even have a calendar at home, loll. We
don't use a shopping list either.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
Long.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
That is like expert level. I wonder, yeah, if they
ever missed things? How do you not have a shopping list?
How do you know what all your friend's birthdays are?
How do you know anything? Oh? That's not the most
important thing, is it?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
It's one of the things. Bread's here?
Speaker 9 (12:15):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Brad?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Brad?
Speaker 9 (12:17):
Yeah, how's it going?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
No calendar? Mate? Just like Bri ask how old are
you and what do you do for a job?
Speaker 9 (12:23):
Ah, I'm thirty six and I run a few businesses.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
And you don't have a calendar? Brad? Nah? Nah? How
are the businesses? Are you running the businesses successfully?
Speaker 9 (12:36):
Or yeah? Actually I'm going to too bad. There's four
businesses in total?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Bread three bread Bread. Okay, So I'm I'm a prospective
client of yours, and I say I'd love to catch
up with you. I'm in town two weeks from today.
How about we meet up at three point thirty at
a local cafe. How are you going to remember that?
Speaker 9 (12:59):
Ah? Usually I leave the comment Can you really? I
just say, just give us a call the day beforehand,
and we'll make sure that we're both on track.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Same as usually, you put.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
It onto the other people to.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Make sure you make it other people's problem.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Definitely, like a brandy, he's a busy man. He runs
full business.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
He's a busy businessman.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
He doesn't have time to run a bloody calendar.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
No, it's a last thing on his priority.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Someone texts through. They said, how how are these people
not running a calendar. I'm the complete opposite. I literally
diary everything except poohing and breathing.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yes, I'm pretty close to that.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Pretty much everything has to be. Someone else said, I
don't have a calendar and I run a successful dog
training business forty plus dogs.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Of real How on earth how do you know?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Because these are probably you know, you have to know
the address of where you're going.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I have a reminder in my calendar that comes up
on my phone every morning at that reminds me to
take medication. Yeah, otherwise I will not remember. I will
not remember.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I put See I'm different. I have to take medication
every day, and I put it in a place that's
right in front of me at some point in the morning.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
So you're going to bump into it.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, that's how I remember.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
But Isabel's here.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Hi, Isabelle, Hi Isabelle.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Hello, good asternoon you guys, thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
We are extremely stressed. Isabelle. How are you surviving without
a calendar?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I have no idea, but I can do a work
calendar awesome like stree into my work life career and
I can nail that go home. No, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Okay, so your job as a calendar, but your personal
life does not.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I try to use one for my husband, but he
just as ADHD and doesn't look at it.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
So I've just given you're talking about. That's not what I.
Adhds do not, of course not.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
And photographic memory so things that is in.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
And they are better.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
You've got photographic memory.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yeah, I can remember like people's birthdays from primary school
and I'm thirty three.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
So there you go. That's how it works. You survive
without a calendar because you have photographic memory, and your
husband survives without a calendar because you have photographic memory.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Exactly. It's a bell exactly, Isabelle. What is the most
superfluous piece of information that has been left in your brain?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Do you know what my teacher read this book when
I was like maybe four one intermediate and the point
was to like remember information through the story. And she
asked a question at the end, and she goes, Okay,
what was like the dollar amount that he sold the
apples for whatever? I don't remember what the situation was,
but it was three pounds and fifty three pens. I
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remembered that they were surprised. I remember by the end
of the story, and I still have that in my brain,
like twenty years later.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
It's incredible as it well, it's incredible. I'm going to
give you a piece of information right now. It's my
birthday is the first of February. Don't write it down.
I would like it.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I'm so it's easy.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I'd like a text from you to the Zidim text
machine on the first of February. Hi, it's Isabelle. I
remembered your birthday, Cotely, Okay, put it to the test.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
We'll put it to the test, and isabel my bank
account details as follows if you want to transmissive money.
Just to go out.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
On one last text, someone said I just heard Kate.
She's my sister. Her life is a shambles. Which one
was Kate Kate was the university student who said year
olds like, I'm fine, live all my sister a shambra hilarious.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Shout out to Kate and her sister Clint.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
We've got the latest. Next, plus, where is the new
most expensive place in New Zealand to rent? We'll find
that out next. At that end, there's a new most
expensive place to rent in New Zealand officially, and it's
not Auckland, Queenstown. It's always been Auckland. It's not Auckland
and it's not Queenstown.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
The Mount.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
The new most expensive place to be a renter in
New Zealand is the Mount. Yeah, Mount rushed at Papa Moore.
That area, the Bay of Plenty is now more expensive
to rent than Auckland.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
That place has been booming for the last I mean
ever since COVID. I feel like a lot of people
are like, let's move to todo On, Let's move to
the Mount.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Let's go to the people there who have to suffer
these high rent prices. You know whose fault it is.
Auckland is all moved to the Mount and Papa Moore, Yeah,
they take it out with a median weekly rent price
of six hundred and eighty dollars a week, which just
wins it will loses it whichever way you want to
look at it. By five dollars, it's five dollars more
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expensive to live there than Auckland. So expensive and if
you could tell me that for five extra dollars I
could live at the beach. I would you know if
you're renting in Auckland and you're sitting in traffic. Although
they have pretty bed traffic down there.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
As well, they do now it's getting worse and worse.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
It's full of it's full of Auckland as as well. Yeah,
renters actually down in Auckland, Wellington and krash Church. It's
gone down.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Because they're all at the mound, because not rocket science.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Where do you rickon the cheapest that's the most expensive?
When do you rickon the cheapest place to renters in
New Zealand? Spoiler, I don't know, Oh you don't know.
I don't have the answer.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Well, I mean it's obviously you know, the smaller country
towns that would be cheaper. Like I'm no hooker ticker.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Oh yeah, okay, that would be Would it be cheap?
I don't know. Maybe I don't know Blenham. No, not Blenham, No,
Blenham's fancy Foxton, Oh Foxton. Yeah, it'll be like it'll
be like kai tire, do you reckon? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I don't any place that's more rural it's going to
be cheaper. It's just facts.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Are you listening to this somewhere more rural? And how
much do you pay for rent?
Speaker 5 (19:02):
As well?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I'd like to know, Yeah, where are you yet? Like
a three bedroom house for like two hundred bucks a week?
Do you And is it good?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
That would be good?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Or you're like rint cheap? But man, it sucks here.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
It's like a lot of people when they have families
move to the country totally.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
It's cheaper if you can afford it. Yeah, anyway, it
sucks to live in the mount except for the fact
that you live in the mount. How good?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I mean that is a that is a plus. Planting
in the mounta it's a plus.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I be feeling bad, Just go and climb the mountain.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
You know everyone else will be there, probably too many
people selfie. Yeah, yeah, you have to line up to
climb the mount pretty much like all right, take a
number your time to climb enarm and.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Out Inklin from Iheartradiolated. Are you excited for the new
Bridget Jones Diary movie? I was, Yeah, Bridget Jones number four.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I think there was Bridget Jones, Bridget Jones's number two,
Bridget Jones's bay.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's number four.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah. The trailer for Bridget Jones made about the Boy
is out. And this is not a spoiler because it's
in the trailer, but it might come as a shock.
They've killed mister Darcy.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Why why are they all doing that?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Mark Darcy played by Colin Firth, appears at the start
of the trailer, so it's not like they've got bad blood.
He is in the movie for a short amount of
time and then they revealed that he's dead. I've killed him.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
That's exactly what I mean. Spoiler alert. That's exactly what
they did for the reboot of Sex in the City.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Oh my god, you're right they did to me.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, yeah, exact same thing.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Renee Zellweger's character in this movie, Bridget Jones is dating
a twenty nine year old Leo Woodall, the guy from
White Lotus and One Day. You know that guy, the
main the main guy from One Day.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, he's like the new it or isn't he He's
in all the new things.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
He's twenty nine. Bridget in this film is fifty five,
So fifty.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Five dating a twenty nine year old. Yeah, Bridget go
Bridge raw.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Which was the I mean plot line to that last
and Hathaway movie as well, where she was dating bloody
Tolly mccott guy. What's his name?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, No, that's that's his official name. I think, Toley.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Mccotink Toley mccott guy.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah. And then there's another movie that's come out recently
with that, Oh, the one with Nicole Kidman and Zac Efron.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yes, exactly right.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah, same similar plotline, Cougar Season. Cougar Season is in
full swing.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Bridget Jones. Mad About the Boy comes out in New
Zealand not until February thirteenth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That's not that long. We're in November.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Oh, Bridge, it will be like seventy by then.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Leave her alone. Hey, I'm excited. At least it's going
to be something completely different. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
And renesel Wig is so great.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Renees Elwig is good in anything.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, absolutely, yeah, Clint good, everybody brillant Clint. We have
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Text nine six nine six for the link?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, I must do no keyword or anything. I'll try it.
I'll try it nine six nine six. I'm gonna text
bum Ella. No, I've got this under control. Thank you
very much.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
The Gela might know, we could just ask her.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
No, I've just almost got it. I've just sent it off.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Ella's waiting to tell us.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
You can text anything to nine six nine six and
I send you back the link. What did you want
to say, Ella, I'm left a.
Speaker 10 (22:38):
Very important part of that out.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Tixt playlist to nine six nine six for the link.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
No, I've already figured it out. No, you can text anything.
I just ticked bum Bum to nine six nine sex
and then send me back the link.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Did it actually? I think I think it's actually text
Bree has a nice set of choosies and that will
send you back the link.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I'll just try and hang on.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Set of how you spelled chilies c h you zzz
i ees.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Ees to nine six nine.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Six You have nice chelies, Bree.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
That's so kind prompted.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Okay, so there you go by texting bree has a
nice set of chezies to nine six nine sex, you
could win an iPhone sixteen, some brand new JBL products
or some new ghds.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Good prizes that I mean, you gotta have the good
broses for the good chesies Nicks.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
On the show Friend of Ours, Brodie Kane, she has
been caught up in an auction mishap. Someone has paid
a crazy and i'm in crazy amount of money for
her book. It's a good book. I wouldn't spend this
amount of money on it though with all jurisdics. We'll
get Brodie Kine on to explain next. Hell of a
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lot of text messages coming in about Breeze chelies and.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
A couple about Breeze churches.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Oh no, she doesn't have any of those, and she's
banned from there.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
And someone said bri has a nice set of blats.
So I appreciate all those texts.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I was just saying to Clint off air because obviously
this text machine we share it, we share it with
everyone here at zt M. And I just picture Ross
Bos going into the text machine and seeing hundreds and
hundreds of texts about my choosies.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, just unexplained. What's an appropriate firm to ask any questions? Yeah,
so I think you're safe. Yeah, I think you're safe.
It's all good. I think we're fine. Please, welcome to
the show. Friend of the show, Brody Kane Curta Hype.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Brody, beautiful legends, another Wahini that has a great set
of choosies. So good to have you on the show.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
Actually, I'm in the anybody committee.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Doesn't mean they're not great choosies, they're exactly right.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
What do they say about good things and small packages?
I'm in the small package club? What good things? Hey?
Even someone really paid two and a half thousand dollars
for a copy of your book.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Oh, don't do this, No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
What is going on, Brady?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
For charity? For charity?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Obviously I didn't realize you could charge that much for
your book. That's a big price tag on your brain.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Support her price, you do?
Speaker 6 (25:17):
And well, actually, let this be a lesson to your
breath for when you get called to do some sort
of charity auction themed arrangement. Because the seven last week
and I was seeing a beautiful charity fundraiser and the
charity is True Colors down in wait cutto supports families
of six children.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
In the White Cuta region.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Amazing. I go down there and I m c right,
and there's a couple of auctions and they're all very exciting,
you know when you go to those kind of things
and everyone's bidding and it's like, yeah, this is for
a great cause and a great time. So I took
my bo They're all.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
A bit lick it up. They always spend a little
bit more than they would usually, but it's all for
a good cause. So you still walk away feeling good.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
So I took my book down and I was like, hey, guys,
look the auction off the book just as a bit
of fun.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, check it on the why.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
I said, look, you know, even if it gets one
hundred dollars, that's one hundred dollars for the charity. And
so we do it in the last part of the auction.
So we're about four.
Speaker 11 (26:14):
Point thirty four o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
So yeah, pe people that are canceled. So the auctioneer
plots it between two previous you know, between an auction item.
He says, look, guys, we're going to do a very
very special action right now Brodie Kane's book Da Da
Da Da Da. I'm up on the stage, as you
can imagine, parading around with the book like a ring girl.
Speaker 11 (26:36):
Yeah, you know, yeah like that.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Weren't you scared that no one was going to bid?
I'd be terrified at that.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Yes, I was terrified at that, but I was like, none,
these are good people.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
They won't leave me hanging.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
You know, you're always safe down in the regions, and
so and then so I'm walking around and walking around,
and then away we go one hundred, two hundred, three hundred.
Speaker 11 (27:00):
Four hundred.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
There's a guy on the phone bidding.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
It was like what it was wild?
Speaker 6 (27:05):
And then I was like, holy shit, this is amazing.
A thousand, one twelve hundred and there's this all out
like bidding war. Now as you can imagine, I'm completely overwhelmed.
In fact, I've got a couple of tears because I'm like, this.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Is so cool.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
Special anyway, bang sold two thousand, four hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
The crowd erupts.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
It's just an incredible feeling. Everyone's over the moon. I
then go with the lady who goes and gets their
details and you know, takes their payment details. We go
down to the man at his table and we're like, congratulations,
that was amazing, and I go to hand in the book.
He goes, what's this? I said, this is your book?
Speaker 9 (27:55):
You won this book that I'll sign it?
Speaker 6 (27:57):
What's he says? I didn't, No, that's not that's not mine.
Speaker 11 (28:01):
I was like, no it is. He's like, no, I
won queens Down.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
I've just one queen down.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Oh, he was bidding on the Queenstown trip.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
He was betting on the queen he thought, No, he
thought he was betting on the Queenstown trip, which is
like the Twins and accommodation like something else.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
No. No, like I said before, the Queenstown, don't sell
that book instead of a trip to Queenstown. Is a
hard cells.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Does that man that he can get that book on
mighty eight for twenty three dollars at the moment, but also.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
I was like, I'm going to have to go down
there with him and read him a couple of nighttime stories,
you know, like.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
It's just going to have to be grand. I want
Brodie Kane to read me the book page for page.
You're right, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Audio books out by the way tomorrow, guys the Yeah.
And so I was like, look, mate, okay, do not panic,
because he was. I was like no, no, no, no, don't panic,
don't panic, don't panic. But I was like, also, listen
to what you're bidding on.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Listen, yeah, what's going on. It's like the time Joey
from Friends bid on the boat at the charity auction
and he thought that it was you had to have
a guess, and he didn't realize he was bidding and
he bought the boat for twenty grand. Mister Beamont.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
You've got to be careful anyway, you know me, I
like a bit of self duprecation. I get back up
on stage and like really lean into that this happened.
The funny thing is half the room thought it was
the book, you know, So there was this real like
yeah because everyone thought that that was the other half
of bidding in fact, for Queen's Cap. Anyway, the auctioneer
comes back up and do you know what, we still
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sold it for four hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, that's an excellent result, you know.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
All in all, that's a total amount of money people
have spent on my book in total.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
So I don't believe that's I do not believe that.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Was it done. It all worked out in the end,
didn't it. It did?
Speaker 6 (30:03):
And you know me, I love a little embarrassing story.
And the great thing is there to be chapter one for.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
The next for the next book. There you get yourself
a felling prophecy. We do want to ask people this afternoon,
if you've accidentally bought something black this man who accidentally
nearly paid two four hundred dollars for Brodie's book, Have
you accidentally bought something at an auction on trade me
when you've had a few too many drinks at a
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hardboat that's auctioneer room.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Did you buy a house and funking matar by accident?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I bought that three hundred and fifty dollars Nike jack
at that time because I thought it was on sale
and they were like.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Nah, oh, you were too embarrassed to put it back,
And then I.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Was too embarrassed to put it back. You know, to
this day, I still wear that bloody thing you get
wear Yeah for your most expensive bloody exercise jacket ever.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Oh one hundred dollars. It in where you can text
your story to nine six nine six. Hey, thanks Brodie Kane.
We appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Thanks Brody Gay Fun Love.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
You Hate Woman interrupted as the book it's out on
audiobook tomorrow. She used stories with us about your accidental purchasers.
It's Brian Clinton, Zid Clint. We just had our friend
Brody Kane on the show. She was hosting a charity auction.
She put a copy of her new book signed up
for auction and it went for two thousand, four hundred dollars.
Problem was the guy who bought it thought he was
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bidding on a trip to Queenstown year.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Anyway, it all worked down in the end.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
It all worked down in the end, all came out
in the wash. So we want to know what did
you buy by accident?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I love I love this text. It says my stupid
fiance got drunk and put an auto bid on a
Ford Falcon and in the cargo and then forgot about it.
He won it, so off we went and Mike ca
ended up blowing up just after Tim roo oh no,
so where in christ Church made it to Dunedin. He
bought another Falcon to toe the trailer to get the
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one with no red Joe and no waft Falcon he
bought on trade me. Ended up leaving Mike in Dunedin.
Finally got to Invercargo at three a m. Set back
to Dunedin to put my car on the trailer and
I ended up driving one of the Falcons home. He's
been banned from trade me and marketplace ever since.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
He accidentally bought a Ford Falcon and ended up with
two Ford Falcons.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yeah that's incredible, isn't that crazy? One of my friend's
dads accidentally bought an old school blue Porsche on trade
me once, accidentally was it? Yeah? Yeah, well I think
he had a few beers. Yeah, yeah he didn't. He
didn't think you always tell your wife.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
It was an exodent.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
I was there when him and his wife were having
a fight because I was at my we're in my
friend's room and you could hear them having a fight
where he was like, well I didn't think I would win,
Julie did I.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Like, that's the get out of jail.
Speaker 9 (32:49):
Cat.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Amelia is here, Hi Amelia Hi, what do you accidentally
buy Amelia?
Speaker 8 (32:56):
It wasn't me that accidentally bought it. But I woke
up one day and checked my email. I had all
of these trade me emails that I had, like one,
all of this stuff. Turned out my ex had logged
into my Samy account and had bought like several like
eighteen wheeler trucks, a whole bunch of audis, an industrial
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size bottle of lube.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
I had to email back all of these car dealosis.
Speaker 8 (33:25):
And say, I'm so sorry my ex did this. It
wasn't me, and they were not very happy with me
to trade me support.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
If you told them sorting it out for me, If
you told them about that it was your X, and
you told them about the industrial sized bottle of lube,
I reckon they would have seen the funny side of it.
Speaker 8 (33:43):
I reckon I should have kept the lube.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Actually, say, your X really screwed you on that one,
but at least he was kind enough to get the
lube for you.
Speaker 8 (33:52):
Absolutely, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Absolutely, that was good from your Billiam.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Still, instead online grocery shopping during the lockdowns, I ended
up with ten cagees of tomatoes instead of the ten
tomatoes that I want to know, what do you make
with ten kg's of tomato?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Like fresh ones? Yeah, tomato soup, tomato sauce, bolonnish that.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
You know that temp that tomato fight they do the cold.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Tomatoo all bloody Mary's, bloody marries. That was like the time,
same thing. But they ordered ordered like was it wasn't
it like sixty kilos of chicken breast that's right, instead
of six hundreds hundred grams.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
What idiot is packing sixty kg's? Like this must be
what they wanted.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
So they want a bottle of milk, block of cheese, butter,
and sixty kilos of chicken breas that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
This person wants to be anonymous him.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
You tell us, did you buy something by accident?
Speaker 9 (35:06):
Not me? It's awful man.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
So he's.
Speaker 9 (35:12):
He's an islander. So he doesn't really believe in the
whole technology thing.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Okay, an islander thing is that you guys they don't
believe in technology.
Speaker 9 (35:20):
Well, the older generation just don't know how to use
and my sister has recently just taught him how to
use a smartphone. Well he he saw. Do you know
there's punching dummies.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
For Yeah, the ones that look like a real hot guy.
Speaker 9 (35:40):
Yeah, whatever floats about.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Look like a rubber man.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
You see the guy with the chisel drawer and hot
shoulders and traps, no arms or legs.
Speaker 9 (35:55):
Yeah, really attractive.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (35:58):
So he heed to order that. I don't look. I
don't know how and what happened, but he he ordered
a six sorry and adult toy, uh you know those.
And he called my brothers and not to come over
to help him set it up. And my brothers and
I walked through the door and he's sitting there. He
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already he's already blown it up. And they had like
the mouth open and everything, and he's like, son, how
do I, How do I work this?
Speaker 1 (36:30):
And how do I?
Speaker 5 (36:34):
How do I?
Speaker 9 (36:36):
We we lost it and and when we told him
what it was, he was he was really mad with
himself because he's a big church man sole and.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
He said, you boys get out of here. I'll deal
with us alone.
Speaker 9 (36:50):
We we we banned him. We took the final from
You can also say a long time listener, first time.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Like that, you didn't go.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
That was a ripping story, Anonymous, And we appreciate you
finally calling through. I appreciate you guys to send all
for us. The mouth was open. Dad's mouth was a gape.
The doll's mouth was a gay.
Speaker 9 (37:17):
Yeah, he's going to explain himself from the gates of heaven.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Forgive, forgive me, father, for I have online shopped.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Your poor father. Brian Clint, Brian Clint, Clint.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic,
not really, but picking a movie title based on just
the plot line that she can do. Brie and Clint,
what's the plot?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
And fifty dollars up for grabs in our movie guessing game?
What's the plot? If you can take three down? Jim
is going to give it a go. Cute Jim, Hi, Jimmy, Hi,
you're up for this? You want turner in fifty bucks?
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Can you beat Brie?
Speaker 3 (38:05):
I hope?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
So have you played along in the car before or
have you ever gotten through before?
Speaker 3 (38:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Okay, freshy, all right, Jim, here's artworks. I'm going to
read out movie plot lines. As soon as you think
you know what it is, you buzz in with your
name and have a guess. Okay, don't You don't need
to wait for me to finish it. Neither of you do. Okay,
go as soon as you think you know what it is,
because Bree will be hot on your heels. Trust me
about that. You buzz with your name. The first two
(38:34):
correct movies wins the game. And today we're gonna do
We're gonna keep it nice and easy. Today we're gonna
do rom comms. Okay, okay, I've got a good batch
of brom comms ready to go.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Oh it's a big category though, a lot of rom coms.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Very good category. Here we go, best of like everybody.
Plotline number one a dating coach Mary Bree hitch hitches correct. Yeah,
well done.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
One of my favorites of all time, even Mendez Will Smith.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Did you know that one?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Jimmy os but slow?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah, that's the speed of the game though. Okay, so
just just so you know, as soon as you think you.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Know what it is, Jimmer, just get in there, Gemma.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Rom com number two, a chauvinistic advertising executive Acquiere.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Show on a Wolf of Wall Street. It's not it.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
You want a free guest, Jimmy, can you read the
question again?
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
I can start again. But if I start again, breeze
back in.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah, that's so good.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
You don't want to a free stab in the dark. No,
you're both back in a chauvinistic advertising executive acquires the
ability to hear what women are thinking, what women want,
what women wants? Correct.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Ah, Oh sorry, Emma, but hey, it's not all bad news.
We've got a consolation prize of fifty kc Chicken dollars.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Oh that's coming your way. Well done, You're on fire today, briy.
I want to see if you can get this last one.
Everyone in the Porta Carlos family worries about Tula still
unmarried at thirty years old.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Brie, my Big Fat Greek wedding?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Did you know those were the third, second, and first
biggest rom coms of all time?
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Really?
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah? Number three, hitch number two, What Women Want? And
the biggest rom com of all time is My Big
Fat Greek Wedding.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
I did know that about My Big Fat Greek wedding,
but not the others.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
What do you think the fourth biggest is? It's your favorite?
My favorite notting Hill pretty woman?
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Ah, another ripper, so good.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Bring back the rom com bring them.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Back, I agree. Free Army Hammer. When was the last
time we spoke about Army Hammer?
Speaker 1 (40:53):
About three months ago because he was trying to sell
his car on Instagram. Remember, Yeah, he's.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
A strange kettle offish, isn't he.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
He is a He's one of the great Hollywood tragedies.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Really, he's an interesting cactus, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
He would have been he would have been the Knicks
Brad pat.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Well, that's what they say. But then he kind of
went off the rails a little bit, got accused of cannibalism.
Remember that story.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
They say, all publicity is good publicity, not that public publicity.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
That was very bad, very bad publicity. Anyway, he was,
by the way, he was. He was the Winklevoss Brothers
in any social network, wasn't And he was in that
other show called Me By Your Name?
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Was he in that?
Speaker 2 (41:40):
I feel like, yeah, yeah, he was in that show. Okay, anyway,
the movie, Yeah, he was in a few things. Yeah,
he did quite a bit of stuff and then it
all kind of went south. Anyway. He's appeared on a
podcast with his mother. Oh it's his podcast, the Army
(42:01):
Hammer Time podcast. It's called Anyway. His mum was on
the podcast and she has asked him and they've started
talking about a gift that she wanted to buy him
one time for his thirty eighth birthday. Take a listen, no, Army,
what would you like for your birthday this year? And
he goes, oh, I don't know, maybe money, whatever. And
(42:23):
I was like, I believe I'm going to give you
a vasectomy. It's a miracle. We don't have a bunch
of little hammers running around.
Speaker 5 (42:34):
Them.
Speaker 11 (42:34):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
What what mom wanted to?
Speaker 3 (42:38):
What?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Question one? Question one before we get into a mother
purchasing a vasectomy for her son. Vseect to me or
va sect to me, versick to me, vseect to mesick
to me? Yeah, why did she say va sect me?
Speaker 1 (42:54):
I think something can say vas sect to me. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
I don't know anyway, that's not the real talking point here.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Is a no, it's really not. Most mothers want grandchildren.
Amie Hemmer's mother is like, I don't want you to breed.
I'm going to get you a forstick to me.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Well, he's already got kids, is what she's saying. He's
got two kids, I believe, a daughter and a son.
I think that he shares with his ex wife. Okay,
so he's got kids, But interesting that his mother forstick.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
To me, is not a gift. It's a gift. It's
a gift for your partner if you get one, But
it's not something you give somebody as a gift.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Very bizarre gift to get from your mum. Yeah, super weird.
Have you ever gotten a really weird gift from someone?
Speaker 5 (43:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Were you open and you're kind of like toothbrush and
toothpaste from my uncle for Christmas once boath me and
both of my brothers, all three of us.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I mean, could be worse.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
It was two dollars shop toothpaste was non brand toothpaste.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Yeah, just get nothing. Mum was like, don't use that,
keep that away from your mouth.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
You got a bad gift.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Um, none that I can recall off the top of
my head. But it was so funny. Someone messaged me yesterday,
someone who listens to our show, and she was saying
to me that one time she received a gift from
her grandmother that came in the post and as soon
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as she picked up the box, and as soon as
soon as she opened it, it just raaped like just
stun and she's opened this box and she has no
idea why to this day. But there was a bunch
of starfish in there, and she reckons that the starfish
were alive when her grandma sent them, and then when
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they got to her they had unfortunately passed away.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Oh, Grandma needs to go into her home.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
And then she said, Grandma. Also one time grandma sent
you live starfish and then she said where did she
give them? Also, Grandma one time sent me six hundred pencils.
Speaker 5 (45:01):
Yeah, with a.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Note saying you need to do more writing.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Nah, Grandma bless a box of live well did staffs?
Speaker 2 (45:11):
What would you rather the live slash did start?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Six hundred pencils?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Yeah, you can use every day of the week pencils.
Not a bad gift?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Oh, hundred dollars at him? Or you can text a
nine sex nine sex. We want to know the weirdest
gift you ever received, Not necessarily the worst, but just
the strange, strange. Why would you buy me this? Hundred
dollars at or yeah texted into nine sex nine sex.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Just imagine all the gifts from uncles and aunties to
come through.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Armie Hemmer was in the Man from Uncle.
Speaker 11 (45:45):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Armi Hemmer was in cars.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Who was he?
Speaker 2 (45:52):
He would have been? He wasn't made?
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Sorry he was in cars three.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Oh hey, still good, still still good for you?
Speaker 1 (46:01):
And he was Jackson's Storm Clinton sitting Brion Clint. That's
lab and in the air it.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Is so good. Armie Hammer, the actor formerly known as
the Cannibal, has released a podcast apparently and he had
his mom on because no one else wanted to come on.
And his mom has said on the podcast that she
wanted to get him a vasectomy for his birthday.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
We had gift from anybody, let alone your mum strange gift.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
So we're asking you this afternoon, and what was the
weird or strange gift that you received. Someone text her
and said, a first aid kit for a gift, a
gift first aid kit? Someone else said.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Auntie Phillis was notorious for gifting the most rusted old
can of anything from her cupboard. We carried on the
tradition of gifting crappy tins of unwanted food every Christmas,
even after she had died.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
That's pretty pretty cute and I like that has now
been turned into a tradition.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Julia's here, Hi, Julia.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Hi, Julia, Hi, how's it going well? Thanks? Tell us,
what's the weirdest gift you've ever received.
Speaker 6 (47:18):
It was it was my request.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
But I I got ten packs of ten packs of
toilet paper for my birthday, had.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Hundred rolls of toilet paper. This was your own request.
Speaker 8 (47:31):
Yeah, So my brother didn't know what to get me,
and we're just moved house, and I thought, oh, I
don't like paying for toilet paper, and I don't like
it's annoying when you forget it.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Well, you were an adult when you asked for this. Yeah,
it was last year. I don't mind that gift idea.
It's something you won't have to buy for a long
time now.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Well, yeah, I just didn't want to pay for it
ever again.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
So I thought I'll just ask for it. That's a
gift gift.
Speaker 5 (47:59):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
It's practical, Julia, it's.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Toilet paper too.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Well bloody hope.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
So one your bubble is going to be living the
dream for the next three years.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Weirdest gifts my grandmother white skin gave my daughter, who
gave her daughter my mum dark skin whitening cream for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Well, that sucks. That's a horrible gift from mum from nan. Yeah,
but no, but yeah, someone said, someone's someone said for
my thirtieth, my parents bought me an ippillator. That's so weird.
That is so weird because it was your thirtieth it
(48:45):
makes it even weirder.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Yeah, but hey, you're thirty, now sorted out.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Here's instead of getting you like a nice piece of jewelry,
here's an eppilator.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
You're hairy beast. Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, We're good. What's the
weirdest gift you ever got? Erin my twenty first birthday,
I got a cooking pot, a ten liter cooking pot.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Ten leachs. That's a big pot.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
Do you cook? Is that one of your passions?
Speaker 9 (49:13):
Yeah, well, don't trust a skinny chef.
Speaker 5 (49:15):
And then I'm not skinny.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
So so you're a big boy and someone got you
a ten liter cooking pot for your birthday.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
My mother, how many times have you have you used
that pot?
Speaker 1 (49:27):
Connor, I've used that quite a few times, and annoyingly.
Speaker 5 (49:33):
Yes, I have made a lot of very good dishes
and the.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Yeah, see, maybe it was a good guy not a
bad gift. Then maybe it was a good gift. After all, my.
Speaker 9 (49:40):
Brother got a whole lot of alcohol and a twenty first.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Keyp Okay, well that's yeah, your gift seems a bit
stink buzz.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Then Aaron was like, I want pot for my twenty
first appearance, and can do.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
We've got you a huge one, A huge one, massive
ten later one, No pot, I want to we never mind.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Connor's here, Hi Connor, Hi Connor, afternoon guys, afternoon Connie skift?
You ever got Connor?
Speaker 11 (50:05):
H So it was about three Christmases in a row.
My poll was a bit of a prankster. So for
Christmas he got The first year he got me and
my cousin a boxer beer each and they were all empty.
Then the next year he got us a bikini. He
gave my cousin the top half and me the bottom half.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (50:29):
Then the kicker one was he gave us each the
top and bottom drawer of my nana's whole seat.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
Oh yuck, what is what? What is his deal? Have
you said? Have you started giving weird stuff back to him?
You should?
Speaker 9 (50:47):
Oh, well, we we did.
Speaker 11 (50:49):
One year we gave him. We gave him some toilet
paper that he was act quite happy.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
Yeah, jokes on you. It's a great gift, thanks Connor.
Someone said for my for my fortieth mum got me
weight watchers meals what an a what an absoluteh I
got a book of Peck and Save ads. I used
to really like stick Man, but now I realize it's
kind of a strange gift.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
It is a bit of a weird gift.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Yeah, well, Christmas is on the way, everybody.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Someone said, some one time, someone gave me a pair
of yellow wool long John's.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
I got a toilet brush from my at the time
boyfriend for my twenty first birthday.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
At the time boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
Yeah, Coldplay in the country. Two more shows to come anothere,
hundred thousand people will go and see that show. Yet
that's every tear drop as a waterfall.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
The dating app Bumble have come out with some new
stats around dating and what they're calling a new dating
phenomenon that've called future proofing future proofing yeah, which they
believe is all connected with the current financial crisis okay
(52:03):
that we've all been living in. They're saying that because
of the current financial climate, people are now asking questions
on first date, second date, third dates, like early dates
that normally would have been taboo in the past.
Speaker 5 (52:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
So, for example, topics such as job security, budgeting, and
housing have been identified as top dating considerations, with one
in three people going on first.
Speaker 1 (52:41):
Dates, like what like do you own a house?
Speaker 9 (52:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:44):
What's your weekly budget?
Speaker 9 (52:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Or job security like how long have you been at
your job?
Speaker 1 (52:50):
How long is your contract?
Speaker 6 (52:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (52:51):
Those type of questions, and they're calling it future proofing.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
It's not very romantic, is that. No, it's not, But
it just shows it's pragmatic. But that's not what lovers.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
I guess it just shows the current climate of you know,
how people are feeling.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
No, it doesn't. It just shows that people feel like
they can ask these questions now. They're just like you know, yeah,
and you and over talked about this. I think you
have to be not financially aligned with how much money
you have, but you have to kind of have the
same kind of attitude towards money for a relationship with successful,
don't you.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
I feel like it definitely causes way less fights if
you if your money views and ideas are aligned.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't it mean Yeah, like you said,
someone who spins on their credit card and never pays
it off is not going to get well on well
with someone who budgets scrimps themselves.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
No, Like I like, I'm a good saver. I wouldn't say,
like I'm a big spender and going by lavish things,
you know, And if I dated someone that had a
heap of credit card dead and they just went out
and bought whatever, I couldn't deal with it.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
But you're not tight as well, You're not that that
you're you're you're you would what I would call fiscally respond,
I'll take it there. And so you want to find
someone in the middle there, Yeah, someone who like spinder
would stress you out as much as a big scrooge
would stress one hundred Like I.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Need someone like me and my partner. I feel like
we're definitely very aligned, Like we want to spend money
on the same things like Coldplay for example, you know,
go into a concert or you know, an experience or
things like that, and then saving in other places.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
I went on a date with a girl in my twenties.
How I quite liked this girl?
Speaker 2 (54:29):
What was wrong with her?
Speaker 1 (54:30):
Nothing was wrong with her, do you Nothing was wrong
with her? But she did ask me on the very
first date how much money I earned? See that's no,
I wasn't prepared for it, Like I wasn't with a question.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
Was it not very much?
Speaker 1 (54:44):
It wasn't very much. See that's and I inflated it.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
Oh why did you answer it? Did you answer it?
Speaker 1 (54:52):
It was nervous?
Speaker 3 (54:52):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
And then I was like, oh, I would have.
Speaker 2 (54:55):
Said, that's not an appropriate to ask on a first day.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
No, I was intimidated. And then and did you ask her? Yeah,
she's a bit older than me and I and so
I felt a bit only like four years older.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Oh that's still a little bit early twenty. It's a
big difference, was like wool cougar.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
And so I asked her, and I had inflated my
number a little bit, and the number that she came
back with was double my number.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
Oh that sucks.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
She which as a feminist, I was obviously fine with.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
Nah, I made you uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (55:29):
No, I was fun with that.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Yeah, I believe I was.
Speaker 5 (55:32):
I was fun with this.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
We went on at least three more dates, and who
broke it off. We just kind of stopped. I just
kind of stopped replying.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
I like, how was we just kind of I just
stopped replying.
Speaker 1 (55:46):
Things have a natural energy rhythm, don't they these things?
Speaker 3 (55:51):
Was that?
Speaker 2 (55:51):
Was that the nail in the coffin for you?
Speaker 1 (55:53):
That was my last text anyway, we want to know
what do you want to know? The outrageous thing that
you were asked on a date early in the peace, Yeah,
early in.
Speaker 2 (56:01):
The piece, on a date, did someone ask you something
just wild, like just not appropriate, weird, unusual.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
It might not even be like a financial question anything.
It might have been like a real strange proposition, like
a proposal on the first or second.
Speaker 2 (56:20):
Yeah, that's weird, very unusual and strange, or like would
you help me bear your body? You know, the sort
of thing you usually wait till date five or sex
for you know, someone ticks through and they said all
those questions you were talking about before, which was like
job security, housing, They said, all those questions are valid.
(56:43):
Love can't pay bills with the economy now, I can't
be paying for two people you date for partnership, not
for your romance, not just for roan, not just for romance.
Speaker 1 (56:53):
Again, it's very pragmatic. It's not romantic, though I stand
by what I said. It is not romantic.
Speaker 2 (56:58):
I wann't know if that person's in a relationship. Yeah, yeah,
are you in a yeah? If you're still listening, are
you in a relationship? And has it worked out?
Speaker 1 (57:06):
Like with that viewpoint our hundred dollars at TIX ninety
six ninety six. With the outrageous thing somebody asked you
on an early date?
Speaker 2 (57:15):
God strap in for these. We've asked you, what is
the most outrageous, unusual, strange thing that someone has asked
you on an early date?
Speaker 1 (57:25):
These are so out the gate as well.
Speaker 2 (57:27):
Let's let's kick it off with this one unless they're
on the phone, because this is just wild. Someone said
I was asked how many men I'd slept with. He
didn't ask how many women, though, wi you face.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
You do the math. Someone told me that they'd told
their mom all about me and she was dying so
wanted to take me to meet her that day as
his girlfriend. No thank you, no thank you, no thanks, sorry,
sorry about your mum. But that is freaking weird. Bro's
so strange. That is there is emotional blackmail.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
Not good, not good. Someone else said, I dated a
guy for a week and he asked me to marry him.
Speaker 5 (58:08):
So that's just that.
Speaker 1 (58:10):
Yeah, too much, too much, that's way too much. Anonymous
is here? Anonymous?
Speaker 2 (58:15):
Anonymous?
Speaker 1 (58:17):
What was the weird early date question?
Speaker 5 (58:20):
That wasn't me?
Speaker 6 (58:21):
It was my sister?
Speaker 2 (58:22):
What did what did your sister get asked?
Speaker 8 (58:24):
She got set up on a blind date by a work.
Speaker 2 (58:27):
Mate, okay, and she went to the movies.
Speaker 6 (58:29):
With this guy, and he started up a conversation about.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
Feet, about feet. This is the first date, Anonymous, on.
Speaker 3 (58:40):
A blind date, if you even met the guy?
Speaker 2 (58:43):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (58:44):
And then he asked if he could smell her tongue.
Speaker 2 (58:47):
Oh ya, what in the cinema?
Speaker 6 (58:50):
Yeah, and so she probably said, all right, I need
to I'm just gonna go to the toilet.
Speaker 9 (58:56):
Yeah, I'll be back, and went to the toilet break
me and my partner we came a pick up.
Speaker 2 (59:05):
Look, we don't want to yuck anybody's yum. But that's
not the time, not the place.
Speaker 1 (59:09):
I want to yuck that guy's yum.
Speaker 2 (59:11):
Well, there's worse things. They're wanting to smell someone's foot.
Speaker 1 (59:14):
I want to yuck the guy I want. I want
to yuck the guy who wants to sniff a first
dates toes in the I want to yuck that. Yeah,
I not you telling me I'm not allowed to yuck that.
In twenty twenty four, you can yuck whatever you want, Anonymous.
That's yuck a yeah yu, yeah, yuck that guy yuck.
Speaker 2 (59:30):
Him sounds sounds quite nice to be actually anonymous. You
still have that guy's number a couple of years ago,
so I'm pretty sure. Okay, go yeah, rustle it up.
Speaker 1 (59:43):
He's got some sweaty Italian piggy.
Speaker 2 (59:45):
I dont think of anything worse than letting someone smell
my feet or going anywhere near my feet suck a toe, yuck.
Carly's here, Hi, Carly, Hey, Carl, Hi, tell us. Was
it you that had something out agus said to you
on a first day?
Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
Well, it was quite the first date. It was actually
the first message I got from my partner. We matched
on Tinder.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Yeah, in Canada, where I used to where I lived
and grew up. And the first thing he asked me
was if I would move to New Zealand with him.
Right after that last message, Yeah, the first thing is
this guy ever said to you?
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
What'd you say?
Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
I'd brushed them off a little bit, and I said, well,
why don't we go and get drinks first?
Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
And what is it?
Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
Six and a bit years later, I'm living in New
Zealand now, so.
Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Can I ask? You've got a New Zealand accent? So
were you a ki Wei living in Canada and was
there in.
Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Your program Canadian.
Speaker 6 (01:00:43):
I don't know how the accent really happened.
Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
It just it took six years and.
Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
I just sound like you guys, now.
Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
You really do.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Yeah, you've picked it up quite a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
A chameleon.
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Yeah you'd never know.
Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Yeah, well there's a few words in.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
There all later.
Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Thank you, Hey, Guzzie, she's good, She's really good. These
are strange things that you were asked early, too early
in the date. I once dated a guy who suggested
on the third date that we get a joint bank account.
I thought he was mad. We've been married now for
ten years. And I once dated a guy who suggested
(01:01:22):
on the third date, oh, it's the same message twice
in a row.
Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
I think that's a problem with the TIS.
Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Messages really skew the data though, Like that one the
guy who was like, move halfway across the world with
me and.
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Then it worked out, and it worked out.
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
That's giving rise to the to the toe snuffers, Like
maybe I should be outrageous.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Let us just say, look, we're not dating experts, but
if you're asking to sniff someone's toes, or get married
on a first date, or take them to see your
dying mother. That's a no go. That's a no go
for a first date, all right, Someone said first date.
I was asked if I wanted if I would sign
a prenuptial agreement. I said yeah, and they said, well
(01:02:03):
obviously you don't love me. Then first and last, Psycho,
that was entrapment.
Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Yeah, that was entrapment. Someone else said, I would totally
pretend to be a girlfriend for a dying mum, but
I am weird, so that chicks out.
Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Oh you should. You should have been the person that
went on that date. Would have all worked out.
Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
If mum doesn't die. That's the real risk that mum
doesn't die, and then you have to be this guy's girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Yeah, like how long?
Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Yeah? How long do you give it? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Just don't get yourself in this situation.
Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
If mum lives so much longer than you're gonna have
to go to the funeral.
Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Remember there was that story one time where someone said
on a first date, they took them, he took them
to his mum's grave.
Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Oh yeah, nah, yeah, I tried to forget that way
for the first date. Someone else said, Clint, I would
much rather date a toast snuffer than an ocean power.
So yeah, that's fair enough to no comment.
Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
That person always takes through about that one time. It
was one time and it was an accident. It was
an emergency ocean pool free in Clintree, England. Birthday, get
your home or to work with a birthday banger, number
one songs. We figure it out here and then tell
(01:03:20):
you and play our favorite one out of three.
Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Emily is going first. Emily, Emily, how's your day been?
Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Em not bad?
Speaker 8 (01:03:29):
Because I am hitted into a long weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
How good? We're very jealous.
Speaker 8 (01:03:35):
You're just so like we've got our anniversary falls and
a really nice spot in.
Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
The long spint that others don't wait to rub it in.
Speaker 8 (01:03:44):
Yeah, to take cup down everything.
Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
It's so nice.
Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Are you going to go to a record in this weekend?
Speaker 8 (01:03:49):
No, I've got I have a small business, so I
am at a market on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Delightful, good on you? Okay, well, very jealous? What's your
day to birth?
Speaker 8 (01:03:58):
The twenty second of the twelfth, nineteen ninety eight, right.
Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
That means you were sixteen and twenty fourteen and on
that day this was at the top Film were.
Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Freaks record And that's where the freaks are. They're all
there this weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
This shoes off?
Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
What are you reacking?
Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Do you like it?
Speaker 9 (01:04:21):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (01:04:21):
Wait?
Speaker 8 (01:04:21):
Vivid memories of the song too, Yeah, this one tried,
Emily stories, vivid memories working at McDonald's having this playing it?
Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
How good? Okay, that's a classic weight there. We're going
to do Zoe's birthday banger? Hi, Zoeyi, zoey, hiy? What
have you got planned for your weekend?
Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
I'm also long.
Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Are you in cross Seach as well?
Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Lovely? Okay, you're going to Rickitton.
Speaker 9 (01:04:51):
No, going to con Place?
Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Are you coming up here?
Speaker 9 (01:04:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Zoe, You're gonna love this show, such a great show,
so amazing. You're gonna love it. Hey, what's your day
to birth?
Speaker 9 (01:05:02):
Fourth of Eightpril nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
All right, that means you are sixteen. Also in twenty fourteen,
but on your sixteenth birthday. This was number one my
American the huge around the world for five sauce. What
do you reckon?
Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Zoe?
Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Such a branger?
Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Takes me back.
Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
To banger from The Boys?
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Wait, there one more birthday banger for Riley. Who's going
to do their mum Imma's birthday banger. Hi, Riley, Hi, Riley, Hi,
how old are you?
Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Riley?
Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Turning eleven tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Well, wow, it's your birthday tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Oh, well, happy birthday for tomorrow from all of us. Okay, Riley,
but while you're here, we'll do your mum's birthday. When
is when? When's your mum's birthday?
Speaker 6 (01:05:57):
Birthday twenty events, nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Oh, you guys have very close birthdays.
Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Your mom was sixteen in the year two thousand and
tell mom that this is her birthday. Banger. Oh yeah,
groove jet.
Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Yeah, myn the Sophiella speaks a song that should have
gone back to number one banger. Okay, wait there, Riley,
We've got to make a decision between Savage five sas
and Spiller groove JITs.
Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
So we can go on with Riley and her mom.
Groove Jet. Riley, you've one birthday banger for your mom.
Nice work. What happy birthday for tomorrow?
Speaker 9 (01:06:50):
Banger?
Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Right, let's go, Riley, Brient Clint. Here's a birthday banger
from the year two thousand and one, two thousand, two thousands,
John Zip, please, welcome to the show. A very good
friend Kayleie Bell.
Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
This is the o G version. Yeah, the artists who
created us crazy.
Speaker 12 (01:07:20):
I gotta because I'm a diocel of a fruit and
she was loving it. We need to get her to
a show. She would be a brilliant opener, wouldn't she She.
Speaker 11 (01:07:27):
Should be like that.
Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
She'ld be doing the grapevine and the crowd and people
would be making a circle around.
Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
She's performed.
Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Stage. So you're opening for Caine Brown tonight.
Speaker 10 (01:07:41):
Yeah, this is pretty cool.
Speaker 12 (01:07:42):
This is our first like actual proper big kid arena tour,
like we've done arena shows, but to actually get to
like continue on more than once an artist, and we
head over to Australia straight after and get to basically
go all around Australia.
Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
This is his first time in New Zealand. And are
you his official tour guide? And if so, where are
you taking her?
Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
God? I'm not.
Speaker 10 (01:08:00):
And I know that his band is already a hobitant,
so I feel like I'm let off the.
Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Work like so not country.
Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
I know you should let them know that there's a
Lord of the Rings musical happening in Auckland at the moment.
I'd love it. Oh God, how does that come about, like,
because this isn't your first time, you know opening, Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:08:20):
Actually I think this.
Speaker 12 (01:08:22):
We got seen playing over at CMA Fest, which is
like kind of the pinnacle of country music festivals in
America and basically kind of hit hunted there and they
put us on the tour. I mean, my band's been
with me for about seven or eight years now, so
cool for them as well.
Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Yea, yeah, that's awesome. So someone saw you and was like, wow,
this girl, right, I don't understand a word she wherever
that girl's from, she.
Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Doesn't speak English, she speaks Michigan single, right, man. Stuff
is popping off in the country gossip scene.
Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
At the moment, Brian, at the moment, I'm that whole moment, Brian,
TikTok if if you're.
Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Not across it. The headlines are basically that Zach Bryan
might not be that much of a nice guy, freated
his girlfriend brown and chicken frylight crap, and then offered
her twelve million dollars not to share her story. She
said no, right, and she said no. So my question
for you is when does your scandal come out?
Speaker 10 (01:09:15):
Yeah, it's coming back.
Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
What is it going to be? Six scandals? I'm just
waiting if you want to see Cayley bell Is. This
came Brown show sold out, They're still.
Speaker 12 (01:09:27):
Tickets available, and it's going to be an awesome show
for me. He's like the country artist that can do everything.
He can do the most country of country songs, and
then he can put out a song like he's got
out with Marshmallow at the moment, and he just kind
of he's just so incredibly versatile and just yeah, I've
seen the live show and it's pretty amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
I'm just going to be a fangirl too, totally. It's
going to be such a good show. Are you going
to play your new song Cowboy Up? I am going
to see that at the show.
Speaker 12 (01:09:50):
Do you know I've been teasing that song for eight months.
I was like, that's actually quite mean, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
That's such a lot of comment.
Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Song is what they call in wy medi build ups.
Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Yeah, we work a little slower the build up.
Speaker 10 (01:10:06):
The journey of that song. I actually wrote it in
New Zealand. It kind of online. Didn't really think anything
of whatever reason, that song clicked and I was like,
oh God, now I've got to do something.
Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
What's out today?
Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Shall we play it we played that, my gosh, yes,
if we would love to play it first play on z.
Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
This is the brand new Kley beiltrack. She's opening for
Caine Brown tonight. It's spark Arena. She didn't bring Clint.
I told you before. I've got a crazy story about
mother and son who have been reunited and it is
a wild story. Don't make any rude jokes because this
is a great story.
Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Okay, Well you know where my mind goes. There was
the way you were.
Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
But you're going to ruin it if you do that. Okay,
you just sound like a fun sponge. What you will?
Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
What are you like the sun in this story or something? Okay,
so connected to it.
Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
So the story today is about two people who found
out they were related to each other later in life,
and the crazy bitters they are mother and son like
you can find out you have cousins or uncles or
even brothers and sisters in life.
Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Solah doesn't get closer than that.
Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
No, a guy called Verma. He's fifty. He lives in Chicago.
He has a favorite bakery that he's been going to
for years. He goes there once a week. He even
knows the owner of the bakery. He goes there so much, Okay.
He loves the food, he loves the service, and he
loves the people he knows. And he has always known
that he's adopted. It's not a secret, okay. He has
(01:11:30):
been working with a genealogist to try and track down
his birth mother. He did ancestry dot com. He got
some information, and then he went to a genealogist. That
genealogist found his mother and then gave Vermar's phone number
to the woman, the mother.
Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
If she wanted to contact Himah, because and she.
Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Said, he is keen to meet. Here's the number. If
you're keen to meet, then you both want to meet
so you can make contact. And the balls in your court.
Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
God, you be so so anxious if you were him.
It is like, no, that she's been found. Yes, and
then your number's been handed over and you're like, what
if I never hear from her?
Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Yeah, totally, you know, just be on edge until she call.
You'd feel like you'd been adopted out all over again.
Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Verma's mum does call him and he finds out that
his mum is the owner of the bakery that he's
been going to for years.
Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Freakin wild.
Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
He didn't know. She didn't know. She didn't know that
this guy that was coming in and buying stuff from
the bakery was her son that she adopted out fifty
years ago. Her name's lizy years ago. She's sixty seven now,
Lindsay's sixty seven. She gave birth to Verma in nineteen
seventy four, when she was seventeen.
Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
She made the decision then to put him up for adoption.
Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
She never saw her son's face when he was born.
She decided it would have been too hard to give
him away if she had seen him. So when he
was born, her mum saw him, but nobody else. I
know nothing, and he just went.
Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Even if she did see the baby's face, you wouldn't Reconi,
You wouldn't recognize someone. He's a fifty year old man now.
Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Correct, And you have no connection to him. No, well,
I mean apart from the part that you both grew
him and he is you. Anyway, they've reunited, they've been
inseparable since. It's a happy reunion. Lindsay has recently had
a stroke and can't work, and Vermar has caught his
job and he now runs the bakery.
Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
That's awesome. Is a crime story, that's a lovely story.
You know what, It would have made that story better.
Bit of incests, Well they do.
Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
You do need to be careful in those situations because
there's only a seventeen year age guy.
Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
This is the thing, right is most of these stories
bad where they go.
Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
We had a connection. We didn't know what it was.
Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
We thought it was love. Turns out it was mother
and son. That's God, Thank god.
Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
It wasn't.
Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
It wasn't.
Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
It wasn't.
Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
And I'm sorry for making that joke. That was very
insensitive and I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
What.
Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
I didn't do it. I thought about it.
Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
And Clint my brain just crashed for a second. I
got that, you know, the spinning wheel you get on
your computers.
Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
The rainbow wheel of death.
Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
I was buffering.
Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
The latest.
Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
We're on the street as Malania Trump won't move into
the White House, what when Donald Trump goes in there?
Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Next thing you're telling at she's not sleeping in the
same bed as.
Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Donald that's your theory. A but they're not even together.
Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
I reckon they're together. I don't think they've been together
for a long time, but I could be wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
She was mysteriously absent on the campaign trail right up
until the very end.
Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
She was.
Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Yeah, so they do the thing where the departing president
and the incoming president have a handover, and that's happened
this week. She didn't go. It's usually the president and
their partner and the new president and their partner.
Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Yeah, while she's the first lady, she will be. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Yeah, so Joe and Jill Biden host the Trumps and
Millennia not keen.
Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
That sounds like a comedy.
Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
What's that, Joe and Jill host the Trumps. Yeah, sounds
like a Meet the Fockers. Yeah, there's a plotlight Meet
the mother fockers. So yeah, let's watch this space. You'd
have to start divorce rumors if she doesn't go into
the White House. Why wouldn't you live in the White House.
It's the freaking White House.
Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Remember there was that whole big deal the last time
he won the presidency where he was going to live
in Trump Tower and he wasn't going to live in
the Wide House.
Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
She was going to keep his Trump playing and not
use air force.
Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Remember that? Yea, all that kind of stuff went down.
Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Yeah, I don't know, are going he'll put a McDonald's
in the White House this time.
Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Your own big donald's.
Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
He's going to go all out.
Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
What what was it that was his order? It was
a diet Was it a Dike Coke? Remember he had
a button?
Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. He had a Diet coke button
on the disc.
Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
In the Oval office. So he had just a button
purely to bring him Diet coke. He has.
Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
He does what if a child became president that he
does the things? You know, if I was prison, I'd
have a Diet coke. Buttom, this movie is I love
the idea.
Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
Who wouldn't want a Dike cob in the It's a
great idea.
Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
I had the idea of my idea works so well
back after the Sun Zim.
Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
Once upon a time there was a girl. She was
smart and debatable, talented, athletic. Not really by picking a
movie title based on just the plot line that she
can do re and cluse Wie's.
Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
The plot two hundred and fifty dollars up for grabs
in our movie guessing game, what's the plot if you
can take Brie down? Jim is going to give it
a go cutter, Jim.
Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Hi, Jimma Hi you're up for this and fifty bucks?
Speaker 6 (01:17:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Can you beat Brie?
Speaker 12 (01:17:24):
I hope.
Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
So have you played long in the car before or
have you ever gotten through before?
Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
Okay, g freshy, all right, Jim, here's artworks. I'm going
to read out movie plot lines. As soon as you
think you know what it is, you buzz in with
your name and have a guess. Okay, don't. You don't
need to wait for me to finish it.
Speaker 5 (01:17:42):
Neither of you do.
Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Okay, go as soon as.
Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
You think you know what it is, because Brie will
be hot on your heels. Trust me about that. Yes,
you buzz with your name. The first two correct movies
wins the game. And today we're gonna do We're gonna
keep it nice and easy. Today we're gonna do rom coms. Okay, okay,
I've got a good batch of rom comms ready to go.
Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
It's a big category though, a lot of rom coms.
Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Very good category. Here we go, best of like everybody
plotline number one, A dating coach Mary Bree hitch hitches correct. Yeah,
well done.
Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
One of my favorites of all time, even Mendez Will Smith.
Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Did you know that one?
Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
Jimmer and Os but slow. Yeah, that's the speed of
the game though. Okay, so just just so you know,
as soon as you think you know what it is, Jimmer,
just get in there, Gemma.
Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Rom comm Number two. A chauvinistic advertising executive a quiet.
Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Show on a Wolf of Wall Street. It's not it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
You want a free guest, Jimmer?
Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
Can you read the question again?
Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Yeah? I can start again. But if I start again,
breeze back in. Yeah, that's so good whenever a free
stab in the dark. No, you're both back in. A
chauvinistic advertising executive acquires the ability to hear what women
are thinking, what women want, what women wants? Great?
Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
Ah oh sorry Jemmy, but hey, it's not all bad news.
We've got a consolation prize of fifty KFC chicken dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Oh that's coming your way. Well done. You're on fire today,
bry I want to see if you can get this
cast one. Everyone in the Porta Carlos family worries about
Tula still unmarried at thirty years old.
Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
Bree my big fact Greek wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Did you know those were the third, second, and first
biggest rom coms of all time?
Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Really?
Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Yeah? Number three Hitch number two what women want. And
the biggest rom com of all time is my big
fat Greek wedding.
Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
I did know that about my big fat Greek wedding,
but not the others.
Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
What do you think The fourth biggest is it's your
face my favorite notting Hill pretty woman.
Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Ah another ripper?
Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
So good, bring bring.
Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Them back, I agree, Clint.
Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
And that's the end of the Brill and Clint Show.
Thanks so much for joining us.
Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
This guys, been a fun show. Hopefully we're all back
together tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Hopefully. Yeah tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
If you do one, I'll do one.
Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Okay, sweet, Okay, good deal. Now we've got to come
in for Friday tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
We're singing a Charlie song for Friday, ok tomorrow that
I have never heard before.
Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
You've never heard it?
Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
No, the first time I heard the song was when
I sung it for Friday. Ok this week, so not
brad of you, so unbraid of it.
Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
I chose the song because she obviously is the woman
of the hour, and to celebrate that she got her
first ever Grammy Award nominations, and she got nine.
Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Why don't you choose boom clap or something or Apple?
Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
I think we've done boom clap have we? I think so?
Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Was the name of the song that we're singing tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
Hot in It Hot?
Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
How have you not?
Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Okay, wait, let's test it on the gin Z producers
agin Z. They are in a different roomin zym crossing
live to you guys back to two thousand and one
when you were all born? Can you hear us?
Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
What's all I need from you? And Brook? Right now? Brooke?
Do you know this song?
Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Have listen this Charlie song that we're doing for Friday?
Ok tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
Do you know it?
Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
I don't think so well? It sounds like American idol.
You can't play this part? Oh yeah, yeah, she knows it?
Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
So do I?
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
I say yesterday?
Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
All right, we're having a Brett Friday OKI tomorrow, so
join us. Then we'll see than bye.
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