ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 20th November 2024

• Bree's got tricked into buying something. 
• Someone won the Taupo Hole-In-One! 
• Weird thing someone kept track of. 
• House rule or real rule in Monopoly. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
You want look? Whatever was it? Three?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Everybody, and welcome to the Bri and Clint Radio Show.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Guys, I got center note today. I've got sent hand.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Written in my face. I'm not allowed to read it.
It's a note from a new pin pal of mine.
Is it more prison mail? We've been getting prison mail.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
It's not prison mail. It's from a new pin pal
of mine who names Georgia.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I'm Georgia. If you're listening, I am right. I feel
like I'm back in high school. You know when you
used to write notes and then you just be lazy.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Don't respond to her on the radio. Write her a note.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Going to I'm just saying I'm sending her a message
on the radio to say, Georgia, I am writing you
a note back.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
If you do that, you might as well just say
what the note says, will be faster, No, because it
does make sense true, And I say, we have been
getting prison mail. The girls have been getting prison male.
I haven't got any prison mail.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, I'll take all the prison mail I can get.
I feel like i'm in Orange is the new black?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh you like it? Do you want to be? You
want to be someone's jailbird?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Well, I feel bad.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
I feel bad because I am the type of person
where I get overwhelmed, like when people write me notes
or someone is like when there's too many things. Yes,
So I'm not the best at replying all the time.
So I don't know if I want a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I knew somebody in prison once who the only way
I could communicate with them was somebody I knew, okay,
And so they wrote to me, and I wrote back
to them, and I included some photos because I thought
it would make their sell a bit like Homelier. Yeah,
if you send photos to prison, they end the note,
they go through, they read the note before they give
it to them mail, and they go through the photos.

(01:57):
And if there's any alcohol or if you're doing any
gang signs with your hands and the pictures, they don't
get the pictures. Pictures get destroyed. Oh you doing both? Yeah?
Doing east Side with a woodstock, bourbon and coke.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I'm surprised I didn't throw you in jail for that. Hey.
We will add our third and final item to the
ZiTm add to cart thanks to mighty eight at four
o'clock and then if you call us at five o'clock
with all three items you can have them. God. The
person who won the stand up desk yesterday was happy
withday Dot.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
They were someone who works from home, so they are
going to get the full work from home set up.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, we took a ruddy gerden. Can we do it
again today? Played to cart with us at four o'clock
and five o'clock today. First though, it's done for trady
Verse lady.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
If you want to play, there's fifty dollars up for grabs.
If you can win it, call us now eight hundred
dial z M.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
You might be lucky enough to get on the air
free Inklint. Let's play trady Verse lady. It's treaty versus Lee,
all right.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
If you're keeping score like us, then you'll love this update.
The trade's on ninety four for the year. The Ladies
on one hundred and two.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Ladies of Go Go. A lady is calling from Wellington.
She is thirty nine years old and she's going to
Melbourne for the Disney Cruise tomorrow. Welcome to the show, Kate.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Get a Kate, Hi, have you got ks or are
you a Disney adult? Kate, Hi, I.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
Am a Disney adult and I'm leaving my husband at
home and going with a girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh my god, are you actually so you're full blown
Disney adult? You and a girlfriend's going?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yep?

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Absolutely, I love it.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Okay, I'm going on the Disney cruise with my kids,
with my family in a couple of weeks. Can you
let me know what it's like? Can you text it
and let me know what it's like after you've done it?

Speaker 6 (03:48):
Oh? I absolutely can. No missus j Nix next week.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
It's going to be amazing.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
You don't have to do that. You're not obligated, Kate.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
You're taking on our trading from fine at Day today
twenty five years old, and they are the best fishermen
in the Far North. Oh, big call. Welcome to the show. Elijah.
Hello Elijah. How many how many kingfish have you caught recently?

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I can't tell you that.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
I've just did that.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
So I hope they start kitchen you drinks yourself. I see, Kate, Elijah,
your buzzer is Trady Kate the Disney Adult. Your buzzer
is Lady and the first person to three will win
fifty dollars cash.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I swear these questions are wrote, are written before we
find our people, and this is just a coincidence.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
A lot of fish questions, is it you? We'll find out.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Question number one, what is the name of the Disney
princess that has the super long hair?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Grady Elijah? Wow, Kate, that was your question.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
I'll see you on the crew. You guys, you guys
with the movie Trivia.

Speaker 7 (04:58):
Not lady Eh.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
That was a great snaking from you here on the boat.
Do a bit of trawling off the back of the
cruise ship Elisia. Today's your day, right. One to the trades.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Question number two, name a famous golfer.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Elijah tiger Woods tiger Woods will do.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I'd say the most famous golf forever tiger Woods is correct.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Are the Are you watching Bryson Deshambo try and hit
a hope a hole in one over his house At
the moment.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I feel like he of people are trying to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
a few people have hit it into windows of seat.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's the main thing on my TikTok.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Anyway, all right, that's two to the trade's and Kate,
you need this one to stay in a Question number three,
buzz in when you can tell me who sings this?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Guys, no one knows super bass, but I know the wow.
Oh it's Nicki Mina.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Nicky Minaj is going to be devastated to hear She's
not relevant anymore, which I think we already knew. Question
number four, how many Fast and Furious movies have they made?

Speaker 1 (06:12):
So far? Is it ten?

Speaker 6 (06:14):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I want to say, Kate just got in.

Speaker 8 (06:19):
Done.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Include the surest Obbs verse saw makes ten? You reckon
the multiple choice?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Elijah is nine eleven or too many?

Speaker 9 (06:39):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
I think eleven. There's too many anyway.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
We would have accepted too many as an answer, but
eleven is also correct.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
That's the win, mate.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Go throw the rod off this afternoon, because I think
it's your day.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
You're on, Elijah. Congratulations. Well this is the time, Yeah,
trading first Lady Champion, the trade's claw one back.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
It's finally happened again, because I feel like this isn't
the first time for me, but I've been tricked into
buying something. I've fallen for one of those product scams. Finally,
after ad after ad, after all the cookies that obviously
are on my computer, just feeding.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Me at once, all this crack at one, the only
thing you'll see the beginning in the end.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Finally, I have succumbed to buying a product that I
know in my mind is complete bs. I know it's
not going to work, but I've just been peppered with
so much advertising for this thing that I'm now brainwashed.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
You're a sucker for an Instagram and TikTok a day.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
I feel like I've gotten better as I've gotten older,
but sometimes I feel like they hit me right in
the sweet spot, right in the insecurity.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
That I can think of any recently. There was that
one that corrected your posture where it pulled your shoulders back. Yeah,
but that didn't work, and I'm still self conscious about that.
There was the eyebrow stincles that you purchased where you
thought you could just get them and they just sort
of spray your eyebrows on, hold the stinsel up for
the shape of eyebrow that you want, and then just
go for it. Yeah, they didn't work either. What else
was there? I feel like there's a few. It was

(08:19):
the practice nunchucks. Ah, that was I think before. Yeah,
but that's definitely, But there's another one.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
There's another one, and I feel like I'm not going
to be the only one that has had this absolute.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
I feel like.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
It's just everywhere at the moment. This is the latest craze,
the new thing. Has anyone seen those makeup They just
make up pads, but they're the tumoric in I think
it's kojic acid wipes and so they're yellow and then
you apparently you just what you just use them to

(08:58):
clean your face right there. Amazing their magic. I've written
down some of the things that they've said. Gone Apparently
these magic wipes, they clean your face, they moisturize your
face all whilst rejuvenating your face. It naturally brightens and
evens out the skin deals with is good for hyper pigmentation,

(09:22):
which is why I want to malasma, dark spots, dry skin,
oily skin, acne.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
And it's made with one hundred percent natural ingredients. I mean,
what isn't to light all in one turmeric wipe. All
you can your entire medicine cabinet full of skin products
and just use these turmeric wipes. Won't you just go
to the catching it some turmeric.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
And put it on a baby wipe got women promoting
these things where they're like, look at what my hyper pigmentation.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
It's gone from this to this. There's one that keeps
coming to my feet at the moment where there's this
guy who says he's a doctor and doing this powder
which is meant to be good for brain function and
overall health. And he's sitting in a lab coat and
he's at a disc and he's talking about it. I
know that guy. He's an actor. He filmed an aired

(10:12):
for one of the radio stations I used to work at.
He directed it because he was in between acting jobs.
There's how I get you. I did my research.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
I went on to TikTok and I searched up people
who have used these things, and it seems to check out.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
When it could work. I don't mean to be toosky.
Do you reckon there is any chance? Though, be honest
with me. Do you know the name of the company
that's selling them? So there's quite a few, there's quite
a few different companies. What's the name of the company
you bought them?

Speaker 3 (10:39):
I because I tried to buy the ones that are
all over TikTok, But they seem to be like American oversea.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
So I ended up buying them from a company called Serene. Okay,
I think it's called yea Serene. It sounds all right.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
But I played them off against each other. I checked
a few of them. How much so they've got a
deal on at the moment. If you buy one, you
get one.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Free, right perfect? Are they reusable? We just know? Oh,
buy one packet, get one packet free, which just makes.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Me realize how much of a scam it is. I
feel like, no real.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
And tell us how much you just said buying one free?
How much would you pay for the magic timmeric Way?
How much I got so I got a bought one
but got one for free? How many bro it's one
hundred pads, one hundred pads, one hundred shine bright pads.
Four the low low price, I reckon, it feels like

(11:35):
it deserves this. Sixty eight dollars and eighty seven cents.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
I mean, it's a small price to pay, because what
if they do work.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Someone sticked in and said a scam and an environmental hazard.
I'm doing two with one, two birds, one stone. It's
rich coming from me. I realized on the weekend, I'm
un my flamethrower that I bought off the internet. I
only bought it because I saw it on Instagram. Let's
be real, it's a flamethrower for killing weeds.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
You hook it up to the You're never ever, You're
never even going to go like, it's never going to
be a weekend you know how you go, oh darhl,
I'm going out to mow the lawns. You're never going
to have it as part of your routine where you're
going to be like, I'm just gonna to do some light.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Flamethrower flamethrow the driveway. But I'm not going to not
buy a flamethrower for twenty seven dollars, am I. I mean,
this is how they get you.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah, anyway, I was just wondering if anyone use these
pads and do they work?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Just wondering. We want to know what's the product that
you got tricked into buying from TikTok ads or Instagram ads,
or the product where you would have been a sucker
for an infomercial if you were alive in I bought
you had a credit card in the nineties.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
What do you mean I bought stuff? I still buy
stuff now, thin, Lizzy. I'm all over I got the
King Bro. Yeah, we did have the can Crow and
we also had that thing you know where you put
it on your abs and vibrate.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
I think I've been had likely, but I still hold
out hope.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I know there's a little rush that we live for now.
I found that a lot during COVID, where you couldn't
go and look at the things, you had to buy
it online, and we definitely got into the mode of
could be good. Yeah, well, I hope this thing that
I've ordered blindly is good.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
I just remembered another one that I got done by
last year when I was buying Christmas presents and this
ad for this it looked like a game boy, right,
Oh yeah, I've seen those look like a game Boy.
But it has like all.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
The Nintendo sixty four games in it or something.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
It has not just that, it has like a thousand
games in it from all different consoles and it comes
with like a micro SD card whatever. Anyway, bought it
because I had my brother for Secret sand and I
was like, he's gonna love.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
This, right, we talked about it. Yeah, we never talked
about the result.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
That's because I literally turned it on to see what
it was like. Yeah, played it like for ten minutes,
and then I turned it off and then tried to
turn it back on and was like, you didn't turn
it off properly, So it completely reconfigured the SD card
and was completely useless.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I got so many ads for those, and I nearly
need the other one scam. The other one is the
USB study she so shocked legit. The other ones that
USB stick you put in the back of your TV.
Don't buy it. And then you get the PlayStation controller
and it says it has all of the old school
games built into your TV.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
It's the this year's version of that Game Boy. It's
all scam. It's all a scam.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Don't buy them anyway.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
I have recently purchased those what is it turmeric and
kojic acid wipes that apparently get rid of your hyper pigmentation.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, two for one. That was so good. I'll see
it when I believe it. People are texted again, say,
you've got to let us know how the turmeric pads.
A teen to know how those trimm repairs work.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Someone else is saying, don't don't sleep on your pillow case,
it'll stay in it.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, So we want to know what's the scam that
you got done for Ashlyn has caught up high Ashlan
Hi Ashlan Hire. What did you get tricked into buying Ashland?

Speaker 6 (15:20):
So a few years ago? Do you throw this chaos
kip the male I think that were called like did
see spiral dinner?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
I remember these remember them too. They would like you
just be walking past and they basically grab you and
pull you to try a hand creep.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
You're not going to believe in Ashland. I got done
like a dinner by those people as well.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
Now they are costed here my friends, and how they
taught me as I.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Think it was like a ninety So.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
It's got minerals from the Dead Sea in it. Okay,
you know where.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
The Titanic is. That's how low they have to go
to get this stuff. I don't feel bad. I remember
when I was like in my early twenties and they
did me like a dinner, and they wouldn't leave me alone.
So I bought some stuff, and I bought like three
hundred dollars worth of stuff right like face products. I'm
not joking when I say it gave me the most

(16:20):
horrific face rash you have ever seen, and I took
it back to them and I said, look at my face.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
I was like, give me my money back. And they're like, oh,
we need a doctor's certificate. And I was like, here's
your doctor. We know what you need. You need this.
Did see moisturizing cream. I was like, that's what I've
used this calming did see locals. I was furious. Anyway,
they ended up giving my money back. Yeah, they were
on fear go those guys did that.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
It was I could got it.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
It's just so bad. It's just so it's just hand cream.
It's just so Yeah, nearly one hundred backs it ninety
dollars bar. That's so ridiculous. Someone else sticks in and
they said, I got an ad for this gorgeous bikini
on Instagram and had amazing reviews and it was only
twenty five dollars for the whole set, eight hundred dollars
on my credit card. And two years later and I

(17:07):
still haven't seen the bikini. That makes me feel sick.
I felt for that one. It was a cat scratching
post shaped like a cactus. Yeah, and you know, cat
scratching posts got like the twiny rope wrapped around it.
It arrived and it was just a bag of green rope.
You have to make it yourself. The rope. Yeah, yeah,
it was just the right will.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Someone just text through and said, I tried those turmeric
pads on the side of my neck to test if
they worked. Ended up with angry red puns on that
side of my neck.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh hey, I have to use them. When they arrive,
you have to use them.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
If anyone's listening, if you'd like to purchase some tumeric pads,
I'm willing to sell at a good price.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
You know that hole in one and tope water in
the middle of the lake. We're not in the middle
of the lake, but off the shore of the lake.
I've always wanted to do it.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Yeah, me too, because what is it You get ten
thousand dollars hole in one, get a hole in one.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
I mean, it's a great business plan. I always thought
it was a scam. I've seen it. It look like one
of those carny things where the hoop doesn't fit over
the block or whatever it is, or the holes too
shallow for the ball to go in. Turns out it's
completely real, and eleven year old from Totunger is living
proof of that because he just won it. Please Welcome
to the show, the ten thousand Dollar Man, Elijah Alice

(18:22):
hig Elijah, Hi, Elijah. Hello, you're eleven and you've managed
to get the hole in one ten thousand dollars. Are
you pinching yourself? Can you believe it?

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (18:32):
Very no, not at all. I'm still think I'm going
to wake up from like a three year.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Coma three year ago. You'll be fourteen, amazing you and
your dad hitting golf balls. Is it true that when
you hit the winning shot, your mum and sister weren't looking.
They missed you hitting the winning shot into the lake.

Speaker 7 (18:51):
Yeah, they were just too busy chatting as so, oh.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
You're kidding me. So they didn't even get to see.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Your winning shot. I need to know how long have
you been playing golf for Elijah.

Speaker 7 (19:03):
Around five minutes and a half years now, nearly slicks.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Okay, so I wasn't just a flugi. You've been training.
You've been training for this. Yeah, very What are you
going to spend your ten thousand dollars on, Elijah?

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (19:17):
Wait, I'm going to take my family to a trip
in Australia next year.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Elijah. You are a good man. Elijah. Whereabouts you're gonna
go you reckon.

Speaker 7 (19:27):
The Gold Coast.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Oh, there's some good golf courses on the Gold Coast.
Please tell me you're going to carve off some of
that ten thousand dollars to get yourself a custom set
of golf clubs or something to do with golf, something
like that.

Speaker 7 (19:38):
I probably might get another club.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
It's very generous of you, very generous. Did you believe
I guess you do if you pay the money, But
I reckon I would pay the money and just do
it for a bit of fun. Did you believe that
you could actually get a hole in one on that course?
Or were you like me and you thought, oh, this
is probably fake, but let's hit some balls into the
lake anyway.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
Oh no, I know it's real because has been quite
as there's been a couple of people that's got it before,
and my dad's got it.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
So you're like second generation of getting this hole in one, Elijah.

Speaker 9 (20:12):
Yeah, Well my dad didn't get the ten thousand dollars one.
He got the white flag, which we want a trip
to go on a little boat and see the multi
carvings around cool.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
I thought your family had made twenty grand out of
the hole in one. Can you tell us, because you
you're an inspiration, now, can you tell us everybody listening,
what is the secret to getting a hole in one
on the ten thousand dollars lake topoor Hole in one Thing?

Speaker 7 (20:41):
Well, some of it's luck, but it really matters on
just where you're aiming. And if you played golful lot.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Well, I heard Elijah was a bit of lucks, which
means it gives.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Me hope and a bit of luck and aim for
the whole. A bit of luck and aame for the whole,
that's all you need. Yeah, Hey, congratulations Elijah. Watch out
for you on the PGA tour soon.

Speaker 7 (21:02):
Well done, mate, thank you.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
It's Elijah. He's from Totunger and he just won ten
thousand dollars on that lake top or hole in one thing.
I went out.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
On Saturday after the Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight
to one of the girls who works here, Caitlyn.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
It was her birthday. Oh yeah, and god, where was
my invite? Well, obviously she doesn't like you enough, clearly,
I mean I wouldn't have gone. She's laughing. Look, it
would have been nice to be invited, Kaylin. I thought
we had something going on, But technically I wasn't invited either,
but I just tagged along with someone else or your
plus one. Yeah, another girl from the office here her

(21:41):
plus You're trying to make me feel better. No serious,
that was the case. Yeah, look she's nodding.

Speaker 10 (21:47):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Anyway, Whilst I was there at the party, I met
this very lovely girl named Maya who listens to our
show so shout at.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Meyer Shadow Meyer right now.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
And she was really funny like her and I got
along very well, and she started telling me about this
weird fact about herself where she likes to keep track
of something that she eats every year.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Oh, she keeps track of something that she eats.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
And in her words, she loves this thing and she
loves it so much that she keeps track of how
many of these she eats a year.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
I'm trying to think what it is. Okay, she reckons
she she eat a lot of them.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
I would say a lot, yeah, ok. She said to me,
how does she keep track each year? I'm not sure
how she keeps tracked, but every year she's got a
running telling of how many of these she eats per year.
And she said she's tracking along very well. For this
year in terms of beating last year's record.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
I want to know what her goal is.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yeh, she said, So I'll tell you what the thing is.
So she said to me, Maya goes. I don't think
I've ever met someone who loves eggs more than me.
I love it so much that I keep track of
how many I eat for the year. Yeah, And then
I was in. I was hooked by that stage. I

(23:14):
was like, well, tell me how many eggs? How many
eggs have you eaten for twenty twenty four. I'm trying
to think what I would consider it to be a
lot as well?

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, it's a good question. More than three a day.
I would think it would be a lot.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
More than three a day, three or more a day.
So far this year, my new friend Maya has eaten
five hundred eggs.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
One hundred eggs this year, just as she goes so
so far, yea, so far, there's still time to eat more. God,
it's tough for her. Eggs have gone through the room.
I didn't go for an these days.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
That she would have spent quite a mozzer on how
she eats for the Yeah, it's not cheap.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
What's pb I think she is on track. I forget.
I forget, but she said she's on track to beat it.
It's thirty five days left of the year. I don't
think it's out of the question to eat three eggs
a day? Yeah, do you? I eat three eggs a day? Ill,
most of the time eat too. Yeah a day. So

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she can go three a day.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
She can come on every day like I'm not, Like,
you know, it's not a part of my routine where
I have to have two eggs every day.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
And I'm sure you don't either. Yeah, sure, Yeah, you
eat peanut butter on toast. No, I've changed. Oh okay,
I have three eggs on toast for breakfast now. Oh right,
that's my breakfast. Yeah. So how many have you eaten
for the year?

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Why?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Only started doing it about three months ago, so I
don't count. Oh so you're way behind. Oh no, maybe
I'm not. Anyway, if she goes if she goes three
eggs a day for the rest of the year, she'll
get another one hundred and five eggs on there. Yeah,
pretty good, that'll be a pretty good goal. Yeah. If
she goes PB Yeah, if she goes war, she goes

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fifteen eggs a day.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Fifty, who's at one thousand, who is eating fifteen eggs a.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Day, Well, if she worked harder at the start of
the year, she wouldn't have to do fifteen out's because
she's playing catch up. Now can you imagine problem what
that would do to your body. There was advice back
in the day where they said that you can only
have one a good day. What it was bad for
your cholesterol to have more than one year a day
They said that the yellow part of the year was
high in cholesterol, and then they just proved it and

(25:30):
went out the window. And people were like if yeah, yeah,
it just goes to show you can't believe everything you're hear.
I can't believe you're right. You can't believe I you.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Know, I don't trust I don't trust anyone that buys
those weird bags of egg whites.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Like who is buying that? Bodybuilders, weirds men, bodybuilders, and
probably people who make a lot of pevlovers. I can't
imagine the people making pavlovers and they just use egg white.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah, but they're not they're not buying straight egg what
they're buying.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Just what do people who make the pavlovers? Because I've
never made a pavlover from scratch? What do they do
with the egg yolks? You make something else? What do
you make? What do you make with just There's heaps
of things you can make with just the yolk. Yeah,
there's heaps that you can make a carbonara. Oh okay, yeah,
just the just the yolks. Heavlover and a carbonara for dinner.

(26:24):
How good? That's a good match, all right? Or shout
out to egg girl what was her name?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Maya?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Maya? We believe in you it Maya.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
If you're listening to this, can you please send us
a message and let us know what you do end
up getting for the year, because I'm I'm invested now?

Speaker 1 (26:41):
And where is your Telly? Is a little chalk board
beside the fridge? Yeah? Like, how are you keeping score?
You want to keep the eggs shells and advertently eat
something with egg in it? Does that count? Like if
you're out? Good questions? So many questions. Update on Maya
the egg girl who count the number of eggs she
eats each day.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah, apparently she's chasing her record from last year, which
is six one six, Yeah, five hundred so far for
the year and apparently uses an.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
App, an app, an egg counting app patchin putting together
that app, Yeah, what does she count? We talked about
pavlover before. If she has a slice of pavlover, does
that count as half an egg? Nah? No egg?

Speaker 3 (27:26):
I don't reckon it counts straight egg?

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yeah, right, yep? Okay. And you asked about the egg
whites in a bag. Someone text in and said you
can't use those pavlovers need to be made with fresh eggs,
So you were right. Yeah, but they said I do
use those bags for bodybuilding. Yeah. And are they disgusting
on the bags? It literally looks like a big bag
of snot bro. When I said I wanted to get

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on the bag of white stuff, I didn't mean gig whites.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
The egg that's the worst part. Can I text now
to nine six nine six? If egg white is legitimately
your favorite part of the egg?

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Good question. Yeah, it's just a vessel for me, It's
it's just the nothing. Yeah, and I'm yeah, the goodness
is in the yellow bat. The yummy part is the yellow.
But I don't want just a fried yellow bat. It's
the whole thing together, isn't it. Yeah? It's I had
to pick if you had to pick the ying and

(28:24):
the yolk, you mean the ying and the yolk. Yeah, okay,
do you feel lucky?

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Well?

Speaker 10 (28:30):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (28:31):
It's time for brillan Clint, Google down poke.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
That's right, Google Down is back and we've got a
full team on Dick. So that means you can back
any one of these people. Clint, Claudia or Ella are
your choices, and if you back the winner, you could
win yourself fifty KC chicken dollars.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Did I win last week? Absolutely not. I can't remember.
I can never remember. It's just you and me, and
I want I feel like I feel like it was
a clean sweep. Yeah, it was a really quick game.
I feel like it was three crazy if I remember
that as a win for me, you usually do.

Speaker 11 (29:08):
He's delusion, your.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Interference things in different ways, so we learn choose. Well, technically,
Ella lost, she didn't even show up, did not start.
They are legal, she's a scratching clint Ella. Claudia takes
its nine six nine sex right, Yes, text.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Them on through clint Ella or Claudia to nine six
nine six and we'll play Google down next.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
We'll just let you know I have had my three
eggs today if that counts yeah, towards performance. All right, guys,
let's do it. Google Down.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Do you feel lucky? Well?

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
It's time for brillan Clint Google Down.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Here we go Google Down time, where I put the
team to the test to see who was the fastest
Googler and they could win your KFC chicken dollars.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
All right, team, how are we going?

Speaker 12 (30:00):
I've only had one egg today, by the way, just
how many eggs?

Speaker 1 (30:04):
And we all had no eggs?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Also for the people who were invested in Maya keeping
track of her egg count, I asked her what is
the best type of egg? And without station, without hesitation? No,
what type of egg as in chocolate? How it's done
and without hesitation? Just wesh, you'd let me speak some okay?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Sorry, shut up all of you. She said fried fried
is the best? Did you ask if she flips it? Anyway?
Google down?

Speaker 3 (30:39):
The rules are I have put these questions into Google.
The first person to yell out the correct answer will
receive your point. First to three points wins the game.
Are we ready too late?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Here we go?

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Question number one? Who invented the blender?

Speaker 11 (30:54):
Great invention?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I'm going to give it to yellow. She said Stiffanie.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
No I knew what she meant. I heard stiff, which
is close enough to Stephen. But she was good on
the last name, which is what brought it back for
one to Ella? Question number two, which countries is the
bottle brush native to.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Australia? She's off to a flyer.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
A bit of a trick question there, I said countries,
but Google said it was only one.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
I thought you were waiting. Okay, nime, my Dora two
to Ella. Everyone else on zero is going to be insufferable.
She could take me. I'm not. I'm not questioning the result.
Do we not consider the bottle brush different same family,
different different flower? Technically, yeah, the bottle.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Brush is like a more it looks like an actual brush,
like a round brush.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but they look very similar. Came came
question number three, was going to start blooming soon? Such
a pretty tree? A it comes question number three? How
old is Santa Claus in twenty twenty.

Speaker 12 (32:19):
Four, one thousand, seven hundred and forty one years old?
Three years old years old?

Speaker 1 (32:28):
I said, we got a couple of answers.

Speaker 11 (32:30):
Okay, what's the answer that you got?

Speaker 3 (32:32):
The answer that I had was one thousand, seven hundred
and fifty three.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Ella takes it in a clean, sweepless want to look
at a girl, Simon, not only have one, you are
part of making a little girl very happy today.

Speaker 6 (32:53):
Well done.

Speaker 11 (32:54):
Sorry, hey, Simon, what do you say?

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Oh, sim you ruined? You could have had your moment.

Speaker 11 (33:11):
Do business with you.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
He's happy, he gets the cave. That's google down.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
With the holiday season fast approaching, I feel like it
is board game season for a lot of people. You know,
when you get together with the family, board games come
out and you get competitive.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Did you appreciate when you've got given a board game
as a Christmas present?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
We loved it.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah, I mean it wasn't as good as when we
got a PlayStation one.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah yeah yeah, but board game is still good.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Boll games hea their place. I love board games. I'm
a board game person. I do love it. And that's
why I've come up with the new radio game that
I'm calling real rule or House rule and if we can, sorry,
should have.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Told you put me on the spot here, if we can.

Speaker 9 (34:00):
Just.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Real rule or house rules.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
And today's game is Monopoly. Okay, producers, if you want
to play.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Not always in tears. In my house, we never played
much because I always descended into chaos.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Causes so much drama within among siblings.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Family is apart. Were you guys ever the banker? Yeah? Yeah,
And then I couldn't be trusted. I can't be trusted.
But my brothers acted like I couldn't be trusted, which
was rich because my brothers absolutely could not be trusted.
Sounds like you also couldn't be trusted. I could be trusted.
That's what someone who couldn't be trusted would say. Trust me. Okay,

(34:45):
here's the game.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
So we're doing the game of Monopoly today, and all
you have to tell me. I'm going to give you
a rule, and you, guys tell me whether you think
it is a real rule or.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
A house rule. House rule being house rule.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Rule, not an official rule, but it seems to be
a rule that a lot of people play. Okay, sure
in their house. Yeah you know, Okay, it's become common.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Exactly, but now we don't know if it's real or not.
He's rule number one, taking a full lap around the
board before anyone can start buying property. Real rule, real rule,
real rule. Yeah, lock, everyone's like real rule because that's

(35:31):
how it doesn't matter who goes first. You know you've
got a chance to liver the play.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah, yeah, right, it's a house rule, not a real rule,
not an official monopoly rule.

Speaker 11 (35:43):
Actually outraged, I'm going to read the rules now.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
I know.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Crazy. Here comes rule number two.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Free parking is where all the taxes go in the middle,
all the money goes in the middle, and then whoever
lands on free parking.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Gets all the money. Yeah, real role or house rule?
Real rule, that's also a house rule, you're kid. Is
not a real rule. Where is the money meant to go?
Where all the texts meant to go? Back into the bank?
Back into the bank? Really just like real life?

Speaker 12 (36:17):
Am I supposed to get out of bankruptcy?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
I know? Just as our rape? Parking is just a
spot to sit on the board that doesn't cost anything.
It does nothing. It's like you're not going to get penny,
You're not going to get charged.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Interesting, crazy? All right, Here comes the next rule.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
When you land on a property and you choose not
to buy it, the property must be auctioned off by
the banker and other players can bid on it.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
That I've never heard of.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
That rule.

Speaker 11 (36:49):
That sounds like a real ruling because people wouldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
So that's a house rule, house rule, real rule. I've
never heard of it. Real, that's a real one.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Yeah, that's how real monopoly rules are play.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Every property has to be sold, so if.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Someone lands on it and they don't want to buy it,
it automatically goes up auction and the banker will auction
it off and anyone can.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Bid on it.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
What price does it start at? Can start at anything,
really on the board, can start at any price. Yeah,
well that really speeds the game up.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Well that's the point, right, Yeah, because monopoly can freaking exactly.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Okay, let's get to the next one. When you're in
jail and someone lands on a property you own, you
cannot collect rent from them.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah that's real, real rule, real rule or house rule,
real rule. That's a house rule. One sit in jail
the whole time, and when the game from jail, well
the real bankrupt.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
And I haven't looked this up, but I'm pretty sure
i'm right. Is you have to roll three times, like
as in three goes, and if you roll a double like,
if you roll a double, then you get out of jail.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
But on the third one, if you don't roll a double.
You have to pay fifty bucks. Oh, send me to jail, Yeah,
to get out, Send me to jail free. It's like
living for free and getting paid. Right, fill me out
with properties, stick me in jail.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
You you heard it here for okay, next one, this
is the last one. Is this a real rule or
a house rule? When you pass go you collect two
hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
We all know that. But when you land on go
you collect four hundred. I've never heard that.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Yes, yeah, well if you land directly on go, you
get four hundred.

Speaker 12 (38:41):
I want to say, real, I feel like it's going
to be real and I'm going to find out I've
played everything wrong my whole life.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I believe you. Yeah, real, it's a
house rule.

Speaker 11 (38:51):
Okay, Thank goodness. I don't like this.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
I want to play Monopoly now. A parent tip.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
If Monopoly is a bit too hectic, play Monopoly go.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
It is.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Monopoly deal, Monopoly deal, so such a good version of Monopoly.
A vegan bride is in the news today because she
was left in tears infurious with her family after they
ordered pizza to her wedding because she was only serving
vegan food. Let's hear her out. Her and her husband

(39:30):
have been vegans for three years. Okay, the couple decided
to have an all vegan reception dinner, and they intentionally
did not tell the guests ahead of time that the
meals would be vegan because they wanted to avoid quote, vitriol, prejudice. Yeah, yeah,
I thought they just slip it in.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
And well, if it wasn't going to be a vegan wedding,
do you have to be like, this is what the
menu was going to be?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Like, you don't good point, you don't have to good point.
Her plan backfired when her cousin took medicine his own
hands and ordered twenty pizzas, telling the guests that he
had real food for everybody to eat instead. She's gone
on Reddit and asked, am I the a hole for
serving only vegan food at my wedding without telling anyone

(40:21):
and then getting upset when my family ordered twenty pizzas
at the reception?

Speaker 3 (40:24):
I'd be so upset if that was my wedding and
my cousin went and did that.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
That's so it's so rude. It's so rude. It is
so rude. I agree, like incredibly rude She said her
and her husband spent months working on a working with
a chef to create a gourmet five course meal that
just happened to be vegan. It didn't just happen. It
didn't just happen to be You wanted it to be vegan.
You you agonized over it being vegan. She said, think mushroom,

(40:54):
Wellington's truffle risotto, roasted vegetable tarts. She says that she
spent over fifteen thousand dollars on the food a lot
at her wedding. God so vegan eating vegans not cheap.
The ceremony was beautiful. Twenty minutes later, she watched in
horror as my cousins walked and carried twenty large pizzas

(41:16):
they started distributing them to guests, saying, real food for
anyone who wants it. I don't know if I'd ever
talks to those cousins again. So she had up the cousins,
and the cousins said it wasn't even their idea. That
their auntie had text them at the wedding and said,
all the food's just vegetables. We can't let people go
hungry at a wedding. So the auntie meddled and got

(41:37):
the cousins to water the pizzas.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
They're all off my Christmas list, all of them at
the end of the day, at the end of the day. Right,
everyone is entitled to make their own choices about what
they eat. Absolutely, you know that is up to the.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Insistin and it is their day. They're paying for it.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Right, you are lucky enough to be invited, and it
is one day, Yes, you know it is.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
To be honest, it's one meal. It's a free meal too.
It's a free meal.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
That you have not had to pay for. So suck
it up, buttercup.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
I am not vegan. I don't particularly enjoy vegan food,
but I could. I can handle one meal. It's one meal.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Like, don't make it about you. Yeah, that's how I feel.
I'm not vegan, but I can appreciate that it's.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Not my day. It's like hooking your own iPod up
to the sound system if you don't like what the
DJ is playing at the wedding, it's not your wedding.
It's not your wedding. Not your wedding. Our producer Ella
is in the midst of planning a wedding and Current
is currently vegan. Yes, it's vegan, it's currently vegan. Is
it a one vegan wedding?

Speaker 11 (42:43):
Yes, it will be.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Is it gonna be Is it gonna be truffle rosotto?

Speaker 11 (42:47):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Maybe mushroom rosotto?

Speaker 11 (42:49):
Yeah, we went to So the main thing is we
have to have good food. This is our one time
to show everyone that vegan food is good.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
And this is what this lady was trying to less
of a winding and more of like a vegan propaganda.

Speaker 11 (43:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so yes we're splashing. We're not paying
fifteen grand. My goodness, we're being like, one thing.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Is it extra expensive to have to serve vegan a wedding?
Is it extra expensive?

Speaker 11 (43:13):
I actually don't know comparatively you know what we're paying compared.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
To thrown meat?

Speaker 11 (43:19):
No, I haven't, But I just think people should. Yeah,
people should respect That is very infuriating.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
People should respect you people on the text machine. Vegans
are entitled. Are you sorry something? Maybe they got cut off?
Maybe it's vegans are entitled to serve whatever they want. Yeah,
I think that's what they were trying to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
don't do too much to do it. People don't like vegans.
That's why the story is funny, but I agree with
you Ella that it's their wedding and it's disrespectful to

(43:46):
override their plans.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Here's an interesting take though, which I kind of get.
They said someone on the text machine a few people
actually said they should have worn the guests warned them
they should have told thee that the menu was going
to be vegan, and they reckon it would have probably went.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Down a bit better.

Speaker 11 (44:07):
Yeah, we're not hiding the factor winning will be vegan.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
And then other people the text bect. This really riles
people up. It's so funny to see how much it
gets under people's skin. Someone said, normal leaders cater for vegans.
Vegan should cater for normal leaders.

Speaker 11 (44:26):
No, I don't want meat there.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
That's the whole point on the day. You don't want
to pay for meat, do you. You don't want to
pay You don't want to for me. You don't want
to facilitate the slaughter of animals.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Yeah, which I think you're fully entitled to because you're
paying for an energy your day. I think in the
context of you know, anywhere else, you have to have
options for everyone. It is just the world we live in.
It's not that big a deal. You know, at the
end of the day, it's not going to hurt people.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
It's so rude. You can eat vegan for one night
to celebrate the.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Couple, exactly, to celebrate people that you care about.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
And in this text, I'd be ordering a bucket of
KFC at Ella's wedding, no comment.

Speaker 11 (45:10):
They are the shows bombs.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I think that's wrong.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
I think that's from your sister. I see does love
a bit of KFC.

Speaker 11 (45:16):
I want to see you eating at the wedding, all
three of you with smiles on your face.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
I'm sure we will with a steak.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
I have no problems eating vegan for a night. It's
your day, it's not about me.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Did you miss that? What she's serving a tofu steak? Okay,
that now I draw the line.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
You know how much I hate tofu.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
I'd rather a cabbage steak. That you want to know
this afternoon? One hundred dollars at him. What was the
food issue at a wedding? Yes? What was the issue
around the food? Around what they served or didn't serve.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Or people always talk about the food. I feel like
the food makes or breaks a wedding.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Not enough food, terrible food, bad food. I remember my
uncle's wedding and I was quite young.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
I reckon I was like twelve maybe, and it was
the greatest thing I'd ever seen. When they bought out
trays and trays and trays of Ferrero rocheres. You could
eat as many ferraros as you wanted, and I thought
I'd gone to heaven.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Now that is a wedding. That's a wedding. It's fascinating
how triggered people get, though, because we've only talked about
it for five minutes and we have been bombarded with
messages like, nah, shove your vegan crap up your bar.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Well, when I'm having a wedding at my meat eating wedding,
then there's no vegan food for them.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Someone ticks in and said, I'm going to order double
meat tonight to cancel any good that a vegan does.
So we want to know what was the food drama
that went down at the weddings? Celo is here, Hi,
Sylvia Silvia, What was the food drama at the wedding?

Speaker 8 (46:53):
We were at my cousin's wedding in France in twenty
eighteen and got there and it was in like one
of the nice regions like known for the food and
the and the wine. Yeah, got there and turns out
the day because they lived in London and they'd come
over and they there was a vegan winning as well
vegan food. I also am not vegan, but I have

(47:15):
nothing like I like vegan food.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
It's fine, but this was terrible.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
No one ate it because it was just so horrible.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
With the bright and groom vegan And did they know
it was going to be vegan?

Speaker 8 (47:30):
I only found when we arrived.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
But what about the bride and groom? Were they had
they chosen that?

Speaker 7 (47:35):
They?

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Are?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
They okay?

Speaker 7 (47:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Vegan winning?

Speaker 8 (47:38):
Oh no, I just didn't.

Speaker 9 (47:40):
Really specify that to everyone else.

Speaker 8 (47:44):
The worst thing about it, well, the best thing about
it was everyone got really drunk because no one ate food.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Everyone would have been sloshed people. People went where they were,
but at their core, they weren't angry that it was vegan,
though angry that it was bad. It was bad, it
needs to be good. But then theganism got blamed for
the badness. Those people might have screwed up a steak
as well. You don't know. Yeah, well that's the thing
someone texts through. They said.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Twenty five years ago, I went to my best friend's wedding.
He was a Christian and had a dry reception. His
parents and my parents go way back, so we all
went to the pub in between the ceremony and the
reception to preload. Then some of us took hip flass
to the to add to the crafts of coke and

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juice on the tables. Needless to say, I've apologized many
times over it was a bad call.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
With the power of retrospect, is that as disrespectful as
bringing pizzas into a vegan wedding? Nah, because people wouldn't
have seen it.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
It's different because it's actually making it fun.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
On the download eiler, this is crazy. We're talking about
food drummer at the wedding. Your catering didn't even turn up.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
No wow, Yeah, so yeah, I had no show pretty much,
so had literally spoken to the caterer like two days prior.

Speaker 10 (49:05):
Everything had our date on it, and we reiterated our
date on everything and it was all good.

Speaker 6 (49:12):
So we got they got to the venue and I
got my husband now walked up to the oisle to
him and he looked at me and I was like what,
and he's like, don't catering hasn't turned down.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
He told you, he told you at the aisle.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Yes, wow, why why would that be the first thing
that he.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Says, Well, he said, you're lot beautiful and blah blah.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
But then he went to the catering hasn't turned up,
So what hell?

Speaker 1 (49:38):
What did you do? What happened with the catering?

Speaker 6 (49:40):
So the celebrant actually contacted the people that was that
it was meant to be with, and they were like, oh,
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 10 (49:49):
Oh we put the wrong data and the person who
he no longer works for us anymore. And they said, oh,
if if they want to, they can come and come
to our restaurant, which was at what like, come to
a restaurant and we'll put on a bar tab for them.
And I just absolutely not, that's forgotten about my wedding.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
That is not good enough. So what did you feed
your guests?

Speaker 6 (50:11):
So luckily I had already organized, like ridiction, Hey why not?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Could have been better better than nothing left over?

Speaker 7 (50:22):
Well?

Speaker 10 (50:22):
Yeah, so luckily I had already organized with a friend
of mine who owns a restaurant.

Speaker 6 (50:28):
I seed, you know, like, this is what's happened, and
he was like oh no, and he went straight in
and was like right, and she's onto it and got
into it, and I just gave him extra money.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
I was like, what a good friend.

Speaker 6 (50:41):
I got a refund for the stuff from the catering company,
but I was like that's not good enough. And really
I was like.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
No, the stress things so ted it and said I
got so drunk at a wedding early and then when
they brought out the dessert, I'd sobered up and I
was calling them out, saying, man, it's weird to go
straight to dessert without serving maines first they had served mains.
I just couldn't recall eating the main No, but apparently

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it was delicious. See Kobe's here Hi Kobe Hikobo was
a food drama at the wedding.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Kobe so my mum's best mate, who I call Ansie.
They there Indians, so they had an Indian last sy Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Apparently Indian weddings are meant to be incredible. Three days.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
That was awesome. I was probably about ten or eleven
at the time, and I knew it was going to
be be a vegetarian menu watching on of Mind. But
the one thing that they failed to take in was
the US white people can't handle their spices.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
They didn't have key. They didn't have key.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Yeah, nah, they head straight Indian Indian, which was our spicy,
like getting the McDonald's on on the way home.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
At least at least you wait until you were on
the way home, Cobe, you know. Oh yeah, because India,
I've tasted.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
I have some good Indian friends and I went to eat.
I've eaten at their house a heap of times. And
their mum always laughs at me because she serves me,
you know, Indian spicy left. And I'm not joking when
I say there was one time where I thought I
was going to die.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Like I actually legit thought it was the end. And
they love it and they love it.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
They love it and they genuinely like that's just you
know what they eat. I need to read out this
one text before we go. So good, they said brother's wedding,
the food was amazing. But our mom did end up
choking on a piece of pork crackling. Just thankful that
our dad, who was a paramedic, was there and was
able to save her life. Could have turned out to

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be a horrible day. Can you imagine in the middle
of the reception, she I just imagine the Missus doubt
fire scene.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Yeah, help us on.

Speaker 12 (53:10):
The way.

Speaker 6 (53:12):
Free in clint inclin.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Birthday, do your birthday bangers and have a bit of fun,
shall we?

Speaker 1 (53:22):
If this is the first time you've heard this, where
have you been? Oh my god, you're in for such
a tree. You're in for such a tree. Strap in
you call us? Tell us your birthday.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
We have a little system here where we figure out
what was the actual number one song when you turn sixteen.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Trademark bri Inclin system.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
No one else has that it really is, and then
we'll play one of one of those songs out in.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Full, our favorite. Don't get this on the Edge mate.
They tried, they couldn't get access to our software.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
It's so highly trademark that they did their best, and
then you know, we threatened to take them to court.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
It's on that Sharon. Emily's here to play birthday bang? Hi, Emily, Hey,
how are you going? Sorry about that? Emily? Sorry about that? Yeah,
I apologize too.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Is a fierce rivalry going on between us and the Edge.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Apparently we also take the birthday banger very seriously. We do.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
It's like our child, as are you, Emily? So tell
us your birthday so we can get you a present.

Speaker 6 (54:19):
So my birthdays April sixth, nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Right, that means for your birthday, we're going to tell
your birthday banger. You are sixteen and twenty eleven, and
here it is on the thide.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
It's a goodie from j Lo and pit Bull. You
get on the floor, what do you reckon?

Speaker 5 (54:40):
Yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Yeah, yeah, it's a bit of a bob Emily, Yeah,
I like it.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Okay, wait there, we're going to do Jesse's birthday banger.

Speaker 6 (54:48):
Wa.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Actually, we're going to do Jesse's mum's birthday banger. Hi, Jesse, Hi, Jesse.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
Hello, my mom's is the sixth, nineteen sixty six.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
All right, perfect, Jesse. That means your mum.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
I was sixteen in nineteen eighty two and on that
day this was number one.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Oh what a banger. Tony Basil and hey Maggy, you
gotta be happy with that, Jesse.

Speaker 12 (55:18):
I actually loved that song, Soul for the FIU.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
It's a great one. Okay, wait there, we're going to
know if that's ever come up in birthday banker, I
don't believe it has what a bop. Alicia's here, Hey Lisha,
Hey Lisha b from the Good One. Today, we're going
to do your birthday banger as well. What's your day of.

Speaker 6 (55:36):
Birth November nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Alright, that means you were sixteen and twenty eleven. Wait
a second, hold the phone, Hold the phone, Alicia, Happy birthday,
Happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Thank you, got cha. We were going to forget and
we almost and we almost.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Did, and we almost did. Got our courty. Happy birthday
for today. You were six seen in twenty eleven, and
here's your birthday bank.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
I'm sexy and I know.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Oh yeah, good for Alicia's birthday today. Yeah, you got
a lippard print fong on right now, Alisha?

Speaker 10 (56:15):
How did you know?

Speaker 1 (56:16):
And those glasses with no lenses on them? Is the
sounding your voice? You know, the inflection, the cheeky girl infliction.
I feel like we're going to give you to the
birthday girl. Yep, Alisha, for your birthday, we're going to
get you this song and we're going to play it
on the radio. You're the winner of birthday banger. Well done,
thank you, thank you, good happy birthday. May have a
great evening.

Speaker 11 (56:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
From twenty eleven, He's Alicia's Birthday banger on Zidim Girls
being looking.

Speaker 12 (56:45):
Like day fly up to be walking on the street
and the.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Free Yeah I want to go out Zidy Brian Claid
the winner of Birthday Banger from twenty eleven for Alicia,
whose birthday is today as Element six. You know, I
know it number one sixteen years on this day, sixteen
years ago.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Shout out to Alisha and a leopard print thong by
the way, and.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Twenty eleven, we were just about to have an LMFAO summer,
won't we.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Yeah in neon in those weird glasses with no lenses. Remember,
So Redfoo was one member of LMFAO and then sky Blue,
which no one ever knew his name, Oh yeah, but
they were.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Sky Blue was red Foo's uncle. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
And you know why that band stopped and why they
say it stopped.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Well, the rumor I heard is one of them had
back problems.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Sky Blue had bad back problems, and they.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Had to stop touring. He's the uncle. He's the uncle,
the old one. Yees, don't start a band with your uncle,
never ends well, show me one worked.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Out pretty good for them, They had a lot of success.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Yeah, to a point. So they can't do a great
it's hits to it? Can they? How much money? Show
me one successful nephew Uncle Bend that has gotten the distance?
You know, FAO make how much money? Do you reckon?

Speaker 4 (58:08):
I made.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Two million dollars.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
I love this new AI feature on Google and the
electric duo LMFAO made a lot of money, especially with
their hit single Puney Rock Anthem.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
How much? How much Google?

Speaker 10 (58:27):
So good enough?

Speaker 4 (58:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:29):
It still doesn't know they reckon. There's another article saying aprox.
Four million dollars.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Four million dollars. Yeah, I wasn't far off with my
two four million. It's beautiful Sson call hundred not yet?
Stop is it in? Brion Clint? That's Bins and Boone
and beautiful things. You didn't ever turn my mic? God,
I'm on now. People think we're giving away stuff. We

(58:57):
call it prematurely.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Again, just hang out for a second, guys, don't stop
call and we will do it, promise.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
We just have to do the blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
First, the big dogs here pay us some money because
we get paid per word correct, which is something that
people didn't realize. But we do get paid by the
word indubit. Yeah, Okay, right, Okay, this next story, if
I asked you, how would you bring attendance numbers up

(59:28):
if your church was not really getting the people in anymore?

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Dwindling?

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Yeah, you know, if the numbers just weren't there, peep,
not as many people come into a Sunday service, what would.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Be the idea to get people in?

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Well, you don't even have to think about it, because
a church in the UK has answered that question.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Okay, that's a creepy organ.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
After they decided to mix up their sermons with wrestling
match oh sack.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Saint Peter's in.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Bradford, West Yorkshire has teamed up with wrestling charity Kingdom
Wrestling to hold matches with prayer and worship to encourage
more people to attend the sermons.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Not bad, not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
I love this quote right out of the box. I
love this quote. I'm not sure if it's from the
wrestling company or from the representative from the church, but
they said, any Christian will tell you that when you
go through life, you wrestle with stuff, you wrestle with
your faith. And I really feel that wrestling gives us
that opportunity to tell those stories. They've really crowbarted in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
But meet the people where they are.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
But I think they're onto something here. I think, yes,
I think it's time that churches start to add things
in to you know, bring sermons into the twenty first century.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
I both have a background with the church. We went
to the most boring kind of church, the Catholic Church,
and so we I feel like we've got an informed opinion.

Speaker 7 (01:01:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
I definitely over the years sitting, you know, through the services,
thought about things that they could do to spice it
up totally.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Yeah. Yeah, you know, I'm like, why don't they add
in this or that?

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
And I thought we could run through a few ideas
to spice up a church service to get more people
to attend.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
We had a brainstorm earlier and one of the clear
standouts that we came up with was replacing the communion
wine with pals.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Yeah, modernize it a bit, yeah, or just everyone gets
a bottle each full bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Each or do pals or do I don't know, like
maybe like one of those pink gin and Tonics as
the communion drink. It's a good idea, especially h yeah,
mahido Jaeger.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Bombs and you line them up, ye, you know at
the at the front of the old time everyone just does.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
A quick jaeger bomb. I'm into it. Yeah. Yeah. One
of my favorites was we were talking about, obviously, the
the body of Christ to communion with the communion wafer,
and Claudia said, why are they just added a piece
of cheese to that? Make it a cheese and a cricket?
Maybe a little Quint's past Oh yeah, yeah, like a
cheese board.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Yeah, I mean see that actually, and I'm being genuinely,
I'm being genuinely that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
They could be the nuts of Christ. It wouldn't It
would entice me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
It would Another idea I thought, instead of the choir
and the classic church organ that we can hear right now,
why not have Pitbull or like David Getta come up
and do a set.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
I literally wrote, maybe get a DJ in it. It's
a bit of ham I reckon.

Speaker 11 (01:02:43):
It'd ben't just op at a church once.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Yeah, probably again we went to the boring churches. There
are churches out there, you know, I would.

Speaker 11 (01:02:55):
Like to see because obviously, you know, the cross is
quite important, you know, jewelry with you know, if I
could go.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Gift shot like a gift shoa. I was thinking if
you want to get the numbers up. Do more miracles,
stop just talking about them.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
Do some.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
I think that's great. I do simple.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Yeah, I thought to spice things up a bit. Instead
of having just one priest, I think you take it
in turns. You know, so each week, someone else from
the congregation.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
There and if you have the piece of paper, spread
it around and then you get to hear all the
confession goss too. That's what I mean. You know, this
idea is crazy. I don't know, stop tithing people so much,
but that's a crazy.

Speaker 11 (01:03:52):
Churches have stopped doing that because it's really awkward.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Give us money. You can tell which one of us
is not complet out of the church.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Yeah, what about instead of you know, when you like
walk into a Catholic church and I don't know about
other churches if they.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Do this or not. You know, when you dip your
hand in the holy water, you do? You know?

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
How about instead of that, you bless a whole bunch
of puppies and you get given a puppy at the door,
and then you just get to hold onto the puppy
for the whole service.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Free puppies Bramaid style.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Yeah, you get a puppy, You get a puppy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Were you welcome to any of those ideas? Oh yeah,
they're not. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Can you go straight to them?

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Yea, go straight to God and they'll do peg that.
We are done, pray, thank you for joining us today.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
I'm going to a fusion restaurant tonight. Japanese and Italiano.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Oh yeah, you mentioned this earlier. Yeah, I can't fuse
them and my mind. Youah, neither correct me if I'm wrong.
But there's not a lot of creaminess in Japanese food.
It's necessarily what's a creamy Japanese dash catsou chicken? Oh? Yeah?
Is it not creamy like Italian creamy? Is it? It's

(01:05:20):
creamy though, isn't it. I have no idea how they'll
miss the two, to be honest, so much rice an
Italian cuisine apart from rice rosotto, risotto, aaron chini? Okay, yeap?
What else?

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
When they put it in those leaves, rice in the leaves,
rice leaves, yea, rice leaves.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
See how it goes?

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Yeah, I don't know what to expect, to be honest, Like,
I can't think.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Of is it a real restaurant. It's a real restaurant. Okay,
that's it called. That's a good question, good opportunity for
a pun name for a restaurant. What would you call it?
I would call it? That's a more in it you are?

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
What is?

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
What would you call it? I'd call it it's tummy.
Tummy she tummy? She doesn't sound like a pun at all.
I don't think it is a part. I think I
think it's actually the.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
Japanese word for fusion Italian food. Okay, I think, But
don't quote me on that, but I think that's what
it is.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Fun jealous, keen, have a great night. We'll catch you
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