Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 6th June 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, the Fleashborne and Haley Big Pod.
Great things are brewing at the Cafe, the perfect start
to every day. Hello, good morning, Welcome to the show.
Flet Spawn and Haley Ott's already Thursday.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
That's lovely. We just need to do that every week.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I reckon no, because it's already June.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
It is, and I don't know if you guys.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
So we're in winter and it feels like summer was
two weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Are we dying?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Are we moving towards death?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
We're on a one I don't want to rule, I
don't want to poopoo anybody's Thursday, but we're on a
one way road to death. And nobody today is going
to work in quitting because lotto wasn't one last night.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Damn it.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
It's no go. It's fifty million and it must be
one on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
If you want it, please give some of that away.
That's too much.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
It's not give me a little bit.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Of charity, you mean to your friends worn charity, fletch
I do I do rad charity?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Would you charity? What would your charity be?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Birds Vaughn Smith, I go pretty hard on? Would I
just go sparrows.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
I like them.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Save the city pigeons.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Save the city pigeons, sparrows.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I want the city pigeons need love to I'd just
be on the deck of it.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Sounded like you were about to start a wrap in
a city light.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
That was because it's the city pigeye in city pigeons
they need love.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
No, actually I hate pigeons living under bridging Yeah, eating
breads and seeds. They've got their own needs in a
city pige Scared of the seagulls.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I couldn't seagulls hard.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, I think. Yeah, I don't know how good you
guys are shitting on my head, shipping in my in
my bread.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Eating on my bread. Wow, I'm tired that I expected.
I'll see you guys at the Freestyle rap comp on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, A wrap and round the Top six is coming up.
It is a wild story. Was this in the UK?
I don't know where it is. I just threw a
headline and laughed. A woman woke up on the embalming table.
She was in a rest home. She was believed to
be dead, but then they took a pulse and they

(02:16):
were like, she's dead.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
She had a momentary, Hey, I'm back.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah. And then on the on the embalming table where
it all starts. Yeah. They she went and woke up
died again soon after, but she wasn't dead the first time.
So I've got the top six ways the test of your.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Corps is actually dead. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I think this is going to be one of the
most helpful top sexes we've had, other than just what
the pulse, which is the normal white?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
No, this part with the pulse let them down. This
doesn't word, isn't.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
It sometimes very wet pulse, Yeah, very very weak pulse,
but it was still alive. Producer Shannon Soon has another
hack that she'd like to bring to the table, Shannon's Hacks, Shannon's.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Hacks five Stars.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I know produced producer Jared was away next week, but
we must get an intro made last week.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Next week.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'm hanging out with them on Saturday having that Oh
for god, another ironic asphyxiation.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
I reckon that's the way he's going to go over
the weekend. I knew it. Someone might find him in time,
but he's going to need a week and I see
you sometimes really nice. Actually a week and I see
you not.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Some sleep.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Poets.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, as a taxpayer relic three small meals a day.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
I see you. I'm not eating little tube tube fit catheter.
I'm not getting up to we I was like, that's
waking me up at night.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Is there a catheter? Where does the poop go when
you're in a coma at the bottom, I don't know
where it goes? And you're producing too much poop.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
We need to know. We know it's the will be
finishing a shift or starting a shift.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, and as the earth good nurses, they would love
to have us just and I see you now the
okay book catheter that sounds like what's the seal like
on that?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Because I feel like it's they'd liquidise you. Oh yeah, okay,
so that what you're not. You don't need a log flume.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Bloody forty mil PVC pipe from Plumbing World clopped on there. Yeah, nurses, buddings,
but a cork around the top of creative See human
Zam is back at eight o'clock this morning. Isn't a
jackplant this night. It was one last night. So two
hundred dollars is a cash amount that you can win
at eight o'clock with human Chazam.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
But next on the show, there is a girl making
some money by what wait, any means necessary. It's going
to get a bit grossy play Ciums, Fledgable and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
For God's sake, I just needed one of those, one
of those that was green. Its vibrating cops, Benson Bush,
shake it out of here, baby.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Wow professional as always, it's ten past six.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
There is a woman now listen, now, listen. Let me
preface this by saying, oh ykay ooh warning trigger warning,
ooh ooh con side.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Househol oh yap trigger warning. Now.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Well, well, I've spoken about this, and actually spoke about
it in my award nominated stand up comedy show.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Not award winning though, nah, but close wow.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Top three shows out of the whole, and I didn't
want a number one.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
He was brought up in the eighties by a hard lady.
Yeah what do you want, bloody certificate?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, but I talked about the fact they're only fair
and sometimes does seem very alluring to me because you
read we read a lot of stuff online and preparation
for the show, and you read about the kind of
money these people are making.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
They're making some of them are making so much money.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
And we know that it's not always from getting your
bits out.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Well, you could get your feet out.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
I could get my feet out. I could fart in
a bag. I could do blow a balloon was my but.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Hoole and would amaze.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, logistically that sounds quite hard. Yeah, you getting the
seal and you'd have to eat a lot of beans.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, totally. Then you're going to shart in the balloon. Yeah,
and too much. It's probably an audience for that anyway.
But then you read it up.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
People they sell their like worn undies and worn socks, Yeah,
all that kind of stuff. Well, there's a woman that's
made a website out of this. It's called Sububis Sububis okay,
and the founder, who wishes.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
To remain anonymous, by the way, because of what you're
about to say.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
She it's a platform in which people can go there
and sell used things. Now you've got socks, we've got shoes,
we've got undies.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
That's about one hundred and twenty dollars geez.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
For a used pair of undies. Dude, a pair of
socks goes about forty four.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Buy a new pair of undies and you're making Oh
you wouldn't be seeing your good undies though, you just
get a fire pack from Farmers when it was on
special sent off jobies. Yeah, yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Sell a couple of skids in them, and the way
they go do a workout, do a workout stinky?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, seend them away. There you go. You're making cash money.
Hey would hit a yuck somebody's yumb No, well I'm.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yucking this next young because also in the list of
used things is used sanitary items.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh wow, people are buying those, people are legitimately buying these.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
It's like, well, you know, I'm done. That's it. That's
that was the straw broke the camel's back. I'll be
seeing you all.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
And how She's like, we don't we don't you know,
discriminate if people are into that thing and there's someone
who's happy to give it um and the people are
making money from it, so there's obviously little audience.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Now famously, I don't really mean straight. So I'm I'm
rulling that out of my future plans to support the mortgage.
I'm happy with the socks.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Probably you could do socks and feet on only fans.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, I don't have immensely smelly fate and my undies.
The only thing is that I really I wear my
undies hard, you know, and.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
I wear them till they.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Need to be gone ifies a quarter mile at a time.
I do, man, And I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Maybe there's the market for that.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
See.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
I threw him some out the other day because they
started to get like holes by the waistband, and I
was like, holes in the waistband, by the way, Well,
your fingers go pull them up. Yes, oh god, I've
got enough.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
I had a pair of Moneys that are so three
beer that I went like this and I pulled them
up with my fause went through them and I.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Was like, yeah, that's little toast snags on the whole,
and it's like yeah. I was like the time to go.
But I checked them in the bin. I could have
made like one hundred and twenty bucks.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
That's you've literally thrown away cash.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I'm thrown away money down the train or in.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
The past nine six nine six.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
If you would be interested in purchasing some of if vh's.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Who'sed, Who's Who's unders your life, well maybe we could
put those on the merch store.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Oh yeah, along with the.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
If VH undies and then second box if VH undies.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Worn by Oh yeah, okay, and we'll wear them right.
But wait, does the company get this money?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Hell no, they can have the money for the unworn
merch Okay, demanded.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Worn merch Our merch store is a church. It's the
church merch so we won't have to make tax on
good from you.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah, that's the church VH.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
I mean we might be the first church to sell
you as nickers, I'd say to what we're a groundbreaking
church is well like legitimately online?

Speaker 6 (10:04):
Yeah, probably places Flitchborne and Haley we hid.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Now tun Shannon's Hacks five stars max.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
For Shannon's hacks.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
We refuse to get a jingle done.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Earn a jingle, We'll get least a three star hack. Now,
last time we hit a no star, I've stood by
no stars. Used to remind us of a couple of
your hacks before we get to this latest one.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Okay, so my favorite, which was apparently your least favorite,
was when you can't get home after a night out,
order a takeaway delivery kebab to your house, and then
ask the delivery driver for a ride.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Because you don't have a phone. You don't have a phone.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Yeah, and you guys thought that was unrealistic.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Watch delivery places are doing delivery cab. You just end
up with a cold kebab on your front doorstep because
the driver wouldn't give you a ride.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
Just piessimistic.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
Also the three a sandwich, cut your sandwich into a
y and then you've got three perfect bites.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
That it requires to have a three hundred square meter house.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, the VIP section at the house party was truly
a weak hack.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Truly not even a hack.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
More back for a shn in hack five stars incoming. Okay,
so you're hosting a.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Party and the house the section I've listener, listen.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Let's say it's the six of us. Let's make it
like personal.

Speaker 7 (11:35):
So we're back.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
We're doing than a party.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Okay, we're doing a spa. We've done like the podcast
record of something.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
I'm absolutely going for home Ubers ordered. He's got his
phone like that.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Okay, well we're like, let's have one more drink, let's
have some fun. So you know how Flitcher is that
gorgeous barker and he's got lots of things like these spirits,
but there's also like liqueurs and other things. So the
game is all of us leave the room. We go
on to like I don't know, the bathroom. Maybe not
the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
We're taking a ring phone.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Yeah, yeah. We go away and then each person one
by one takes something from the bar cut and pours
one shots worth into a cocktail shaker.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
So I'm making rocket fuel.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
This is.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
You're making kings Company because you.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Don't have to put a spirit. You could be good
and put like grenadine.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Know what.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
The last person the drinking version, and we fold paper
and draw a monster.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
That fun.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
It's fun when.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
You're drawing a monster, not potentially mixing somebody that's going
to make you blind.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
As we used to do kings Cut with friends, there
was always one girl on the mud shakes. So I'd
be on a merlow and then someone's.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
On a bourbon cruiser.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Someone's got a cruiser, and then someone comes up with
a mud shake to curdle.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
It right up.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Maybe we make no milky rule, like don't hurt.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
It's not gonna be a nice drink. It's also going
to be so highly I'm going to.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Say zero stars from me for this time. A fear
dash of soda water.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
You can add soda water, grenadine, a liqueur but.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
You don't know what the last persons.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Make a nice cocktail that everyone do you know what?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
We all we could co lab on a cocktail and
say what should we do next?

Speaker 3 (13:24):
My friend Dodge frankin cocktail turns making cocktail each do
we agree this? This has it's the worst.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
It's worse than you have not earned a jingle.

Speaker 7 (13:37):
You guys have no zest for life.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
I have.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
For life, like like non Christian Christian party tricks. You are, guys.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Here's a fun idea. We're all going to go in
the other room and one by one we're gonna come
back and do something. And then we're gonna go and
there we're gonna deal with the consequence.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
The IRL five minute hack from Facebook where they're like
that we're more concrete into your brand new shoe.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
You had a cup holder for your garage?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Okay, zero zero unanimous zero one one drinks okay one
and I'll probably drink. Can I have a taste? One star?
Work on that for next time, please, Shannon.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Is the Madori on your Barkhart because I want to
be a deck I want to I don't drink the
Doori because I spewed it up when I was seventeen
on my friend's carpet.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Oh that was eighty years ago. Mate, you got to
get back on the madoras play blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah. This is the top six. A Nebraskan

(14:49):
woman declared dead in a nursing home hours later wakes
up on the embalming table. Apparently Constance had been ill,
and it was kind of like expected that she wasn't
gonna you know, her dead was expected.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
So when she started breathing, must have jumped the gun. Yep,
you hear about this way. That's so bad. People waking
up in.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
The fridge nearly two hours after the declaration of death.
Two hours Yeah, Constance, whose name comes from the Latin
constant or steadfast, except something truly steadfast. She breathed again.
Then they called the They called.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
One one one.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I'm must have a really low resting heart rate, yeah,
Bradacardi or whatever it's called. Ah, And she was alive
but then died sometime later. But I you know, you
gotta check these things. Yes you do, no doctor, but
I believe you gotta check these things. So I've got
the top six ways to test if your old corpse

(15:51):
is actually dead. Okay, now this will only work on
older people. Okay, this won't work on a young corpse. Okay,
number six on the list. Waft the bag of worth
Originals under their nose. They can't help.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
They like the poppers they give people to like wake
the mouth out of a shock.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, salts.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Poppers.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
I believe the homosexual community used to loosen the noose. Ah,
what that wake up person.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
The couch. Let's leave the cleaner or clean the couch.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
I I dare I say it even if homosexual couple
had poppers and the leather couch, very little couch cleaning
going on.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yeah, and I would say, we know so many homosexuals,
none of whom only the couches.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
No, it's interesting. Legal now it's illegal. Now it's for
the harnesses. Yeah, it's illegal. I thought we were living
in a free country. He's been illegal for a while.
They brought backs so.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
To inf during they can't bring back ammal. Can we
still bring back the poppers? I'm starting to march.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Why don't you message David Seymour I will.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
If you're such a it's a little sniffy with me.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
I got my skin in the game. I just found
getting passion.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
You can get a prescription from your doctor for that
couch too.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah, it's a thing. It's a thing.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
I was discussing that people hold a lot of tension
in the anos, the jaw and the aos. You know
you release you often try to release yours.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Maybe that's what it's for.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Anyway, we've been sign tracked only to make cake, make cakes.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
That's why it's important.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
You walk in in a white top and it was
one of those chrisp crinkled hats on I'm a Baker.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, and the village of Baker's got shots. I need
some natress, I mean cake. Web Bore came at the
so waf the.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Bag of weathers originals under their nose and they'll immediately
bounce back to life and say something along the lines
I really should.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Have Yeah, Okay, then all my watches just told me
we're being loud.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Sorry having fun. Sorry, Next to my watch will be
telling me no Poppets Police is here. Number five on
the list of the top six ways to test if
your old corps is actually dead. Leave the TV on
the same volume as the show goes from show to adverts.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
They'll sit bolt up right and tell you the ads
are too loud. Yeah, they will do that. They'll come
back from the brink of dead forgot. Why do the
ads have to be so loud? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Number four on the list of the top sex ways
to test if the old corps is actually dead.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Put a smidge of paprika on their food.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
The overwhelming spice will wake them up. O, my god,
it smells so spicy.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
What does that mean of? And what country do they
eat these? God, give me some milk.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Number three on the list of the top sex ways
the test of an old corpses actually dead. Put on
some modern music. They'll have to wake up to tell
you it's not as good as good as music was.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
On their day they were.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
They should put on the new eminem Well this track.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
They won't like that all, No, they will not. And
number two in the list of the top six ways
to tell if an old corpses actually did sleep in
past nine on a weekday, wake up and decide you're
not going to go to work and have a mental
health date. The old corpse will be so upset that
you've got to ship work effect. They'll wake up and
say you would never have got away with that in
my day, we used to.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Work fifteen hours a day, eight days a week.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, yeah, I love telling you that number one in
the list of the top six ways the test of
an old corpses actually did turn on to Tikara there
and tell them the real news is on.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Hey man, understand a word of what that lady is saying.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
The real news is on. Clapkado.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
It'll wake them up.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
They won't like what the bloody hell are they saying? Yeah? Thanks,
then thanks all old people. That is today's up.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Saying play play flight. Panic has been resolved. You thought
you thought that work had blocks and shopping websites.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
I tried to go on Mucci dot hurt on in
Z and I see gateway blocked, and I was like, well,
we were right, And then I quickly went to look
at another website.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
I was like, well, I'll go to Gorman.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Then yep, not working, country road not working.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
But we're back.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
I don't know what happened there.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Online shopping was just what's a bad gateway?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
I know because I could go on to like other
sites and you thought there was a conspiracy.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
I was like the boss the bosses have come and
then they'll be like there's too much online shopping happening
while they're on here, which is not not.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
True, not double negative them of shopping.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
There were people that was so good, that was really
thank you.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
I know you're like eeting really good at radio. I'm
getting way better at radio.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
A couple more years and man, I'll be nailing it.
People in Camart Bethley him.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Long time ago and Bethley so the Holy Bubess.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Not the Holy Bethley, the Holy Camart the Holy came
out hot which an in dead years. Yeah, now between
two pm and three pm are in store. They were
having a peruse around the shop.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Right, okay. These people that were people that were at.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
The shoppers and Camart Bethley Him, toad Hunger. When over
the overhead speaker, which is usually like in store specials
or like we've found a kid, is this your kids
or Stacy to check out or whatever, they they claim
to have heard the soft sounds of female moaning coming

(21:56):
out the speakers and then it stopped. Softer is it
was harder for sure? Some that more like okay, more
in that territory.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Then it stopped and they were like, what what was that? Weird?

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Nothing when about their life short time later, like a
minute later, it started again. This time was a little
more intensity, so we could get a little bit. Wow, okay,
that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
It was sexual female noise.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
It so what someone was holding like a porno to this, well,
they said, it didn't sound like exaggerated porn, right, it
sounded like legitimate a girl having a good time. Now,
it's terrible that the two sounds so different, but that's
a different conversation.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
They it was one this.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Because you were I mean, we've packed up the odd
in store into Kome and back in the Dayah, they
just have them in the aisle, a lot of them
and if you know the code like star whatever or
sometimes you just pick them up and use them. Yeah,
a lot of a lot of times people can do that.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
That they so that CAMU have said like we don't
know what we don't know what happened, Like we're going
to pass on your feedback to the appropriate team like
some other members. We don't need to talk about that.
Like they were trying, like the people trying to hunt
it down. Because there's there's little these little phones in
store where you would go to go on the thingy,
and so someone went to go look and there was
like no one there.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
There was just like another shop who was like, did.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
You hear that? Do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (23:29):
I don't know how what time technowledge it works, say
it was like two or three. That's after school. That's
after school pranks could have been you know the last
period off was this?

Speaker 3 (23:40):
When? What day to say it?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Because this has all come to like yesterday. It was
on a weekend, it was on Sunday. It's kids, it's
pranks like kids in store, which is the terrible thing.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
So yeah, so many people were jumping on the like
camar facebook pages, be.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Like I heard it was anyone and beef with him
came out?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Who'd straight up pawn over the speakers?

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah that they said, they're looking into us. Yeah, what
are you gonna do? What do you? Yeah? It's done?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Now? Did they skip past the part at the front
where it sets up the plot?

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Does that? Does anyone watch that.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Plays fled one and Haley.

Speaker 8 (24:28):
Haley, silly little poo, silly little It is so silly, silly, silly,
that silly little pool, silly little little silly.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Sup babies, sub can we get one from you, sub boys?
Sup boys?

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:56):
But all he's got.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Do you like up themed parties? That stday a silly
little pole. And I tell you what, ladies and gents,
boys and girls, everybody under the sun, the days and games,
days and case.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
It's a fifty to fifty split. Oh wow, this is.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
The last time we had a fifty to fifty exactly
fifty fifty two.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
I think it was Are you still smoking duurries? Was
fifty fifteen? It wasn't if you was If you toust,
that's actually a good salid little pole. If you trust
a coin, do you pick heads or tails?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
We've done it.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Oh can we check the arttimes.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
I think someone's having a Delulu moment over hereole, But
we talked about you.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
It's not because you suggest it's something that we're already done.
We did it and then you brought in a coin.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
No, are you sure that that was the top sex
choices to make and gave your heads or taels?

Speaker 3 (25:48):
So it wasn't gaslighting. You don't remembered it wrong, but
it was.

Speaker 7 (25:52):
I'm wrong, but.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
We've got ail.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
We definitely talked in depth about flipping coins.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
I don't know that it needs a silly little pole.
Little pole, do you like dress up things? Part is
yes or no?

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Thy fIF fifty to fifty split.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
I went to one of the weekend and we said,
let's just go as the easiest possible thing.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
We went as the Wiggles. All I had to do
was get a red Wiggles top. Yeah right, I mean
we did.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Like her. Last Halloween was so much fun, so much
for everybody went. Everybody went hard and it was fun.
But I normally don't like dress up because it is
just effort.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Shout out to our friends many McLean and Ryan tees
who went as Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swerft.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Oh wow, which one was Taylor? This slightly more effeminate one?
Which one's that? Louise says, I love them. Our wedding
was a dresser a wedding.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
There was life sentencing complete with celebrant who was dressed
as a judge.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
The best man was dressed as.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
A sheriff, a vintage cop cars, a wedding car, spray
on jail tattoos for fun, and my husband dressed in
an orange jumpsuit for the ceremony.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
I mean it's fun. I mean you go to a
wedding and then normally so you know, like up TI up.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Tied and you know proper, I know, and you're going
to spend lots of money you could go to believe
they look sharp for the outfit, oh lovely, just don't
stand too close to their gas outdoor.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Doesn't that looks sharp? Outfit?

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Temphani He says. Dress up parties are another level. Everyone
gets silly and interaction with others are easier because there's
a topic to speak about your outfit. It's a great
eyes breaker, probably a pre furst at home in my
pajamas though, actually that's a great course there. Our third
option should have been no party. Yeah, although an ice
breaker years But then, how insulting is it? Wins? People

(27:39):
are constantly asking you what you've come as?

Speaker 3 (27:41):
What do you I don't know what you are?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
It's obvious, is it? I'm the flag referendum?

Speaker 3 (27:47):
What how did you? I see it?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Now?

Speaker 9 (27:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:50):
I see it?

Speaker 3 (27:51):
It's meta, Ash said, who's voting? No bloody fun police? Boring?

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Okay, Laurus is Honestly, it's the wastage from me. I
can't stand all the one way throwaway ship that comes
with dress up. She raises a good point.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Now you're gonna go to an op shop to like it,
But then what are you doing when.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
You're done with it? Probably closed?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Wow, you're literally firefighter yesterday and you're like, why are
you wearing a firefighter outfit?

Speaker 3 (28:19):
And I was because we went to a party? Is
a firefighter? You just know that it does it for me?
So thank you.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Oh my god, I saw the hottest firefighter yesterday. But
he must have had big arms if you were into
it in the audience. Oh, okay, don't say don't say
the where I was?

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Why can't we say where you are?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Like literally hundreds of people have been watching the show
being filmed.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
You're telling me. They're not telling people anyway.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
This guy jacked wow, and like pretty face like kind
of like Jason.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Pretty face jacked no more more tidy, kind of put together,
clean cut in my taste in general, but I think
about it.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
And sitting there with his girlfriend, was he wearing a
fire like New Zealand fire Service T shirt?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
The crowd warm up guy was chatting, you know, what
do you do or something?

Speaker 3 (29:10):
And I heard it and I lost and I was like,
he's hot. And then we said what month are you?
And he was like, January. He's been on the calendar.
He's been in the calendar, the calendar. We should hit
the archives. Yeah, you've actually got all of them, don't you. Yeah,
we'll get out the archives anyway. We're we're just catching

(29:30):
up on it. That is weird that you can't keep
all of the calendars.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Somewhere wild the Mountain put into his little diary.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yes, weird.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
You some years, I'm like, oh, Journ's not for me,
so I'll take journe from another year that year. But
then you your home calendar and then you've duror siald
a lot of them onto your one be fives protect absolutely, Okay,
you want multi use out of these. Yeah, okay, you
gotta get You've got to be a good theme, says Sylvia.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
You gotta.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
It's got to be a good thing that has brought
it up for variety, but not too that it's lame. Yeah,
Sam said, I don't like parties there.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
You are too many people.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Test said, I voted no, but I usually do once.
I usually like the ones I'm there and dressed up.
It's the process of deciding on buy an outfit. I
ate all of that stressful. You never look as good
in your outfit as you think you're going to Yeah,
I don't know them anymore because I've got all ideas none.
I've got all the ideas, none of the execution. They
end up half asking something from a wardrobe and looking
like a damn fool. Yeah it is Meredith, Meredith from Gray's.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Anim It is Meredith from Gray Anatomy, Gray from Gray's Anatomy,
Fletchborne and Haley. Physical education.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Do they still call it that now? Because you know
how everything's changed, like three times since we went to schools.
Sewing isn't sewing now, it's it was fabric technology after sewing,
and now it's Indy calls it design text titles or
something just under the design umbrella, maybe the textile part

(31:04):
of it. Religious educations just like Jesus jam or something
like a cool yeah, come on jam for Jesus.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Let's get jaming for Jesus. Did you have to do
Jesus cham at school once a week? We had rang
for the first Presbyterian only for the first two years, right,
and then when you got into real study like in
ZA stuff, they dropped to Jesus dropped the Jesus well.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Jesus jam at primary school. And we shouldn't have because
we were a public school. I just head marks. I
wanted to pop out and have a seg or something interesting. Yeah,
what is I think they still call it physical education.
We're talking about PA yesterday and I said, we did
the twelve minute run, which was you ran as far
as you could for twelve minutes. Yeah, we did that
all the time, more than most. We did the beg

(31:50):
tas was once a term one to term. It was
part of your it was part of your grade.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Yeah, it was how.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
And other things.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
And I think we did they made that week in
the chest. Did you do the rope climb?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
No, this was the worst.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
You had to do the rope climb.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
It was one at a time because marins Well could
only afford one rope, and I think it was a
second hand rope crazy, a couple of strings fraying at
the top. There was a whole lot of bailing to
wine from the hay bales and then we just planted
them together.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
And but you do it one at a time, and
you had to do it in front of like a group.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Of people, and like that make the fact kids, of
which I included myself, yeap climb in front of the room.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
How horrible is they have.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Knots on it so you could pull yourself up on it.
How bad's that.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Making someone do something?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
It'd be like getting the dunkit up in front of
class and be like answer the mats questions.

Speaker 9 (32:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Anyway, it was during this conversation that producer jareditar about
what they did at Kristen, how the other half lived,
the other half the other bloody two percent. For a
term we did pilates.

Speaker 9 (32:58):
Performer or just on the ground, just classic layman's PILLARTI all.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Right, don't try to be part of the layman's la
it's very hard. And tell everybody what else you did
in Pe. Well, I was really good at it. Fencing
and that is that swords.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
That's like in a movie when they go to the
British school fencing.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Study.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
It's not really big in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
No, it was.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
It's a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
I'm sure did your school have the swords? They call
them swords now they're called foils, foils the suits that
you wear that they light up when you touch the
other person.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, those were cool. Yeah, I've seen those.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yes, to not have that.

Speaker 9 (33:50):
I don't know if the school owned them because I
never saw them again.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
But for the time, what did an independent fence and
contract to come in to teach the class. Yeah, we
had some like lady, oh my god, that's so rich.
We used to have fencing, but it was we just
break sticks off trees and the same.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
I always loved it and more like Raco begged sticks
you to just like fight.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
I loved it in p when they just divide the
class into two and it was just dodgeball and in
the hall that was so much fun. Dodgeball was great.

Speaker 9 (34:20):
But the class where we had like a foil, I
mean a fencing mealy and it was like a meal
now still one at a time, but everyone paired off
and then the winner peered off against another winner.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
And it was like a who beat you at fencing?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Jake, I want to.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Jack now, you know, I don't know, probably off to
Paris Olympics. Yeah, at the Olympics. Yeah, yeah, that's fancy, man.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
I went to a fancy school, but we didn't have
fancy pe I want to hear about running, and I want.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
To hear about the fancy. I want to hear about
the weird, and I want to hear about the povo pea. Okay,
so let's take you. We want to take calls now,
a one hundred dollars at M take through nine six
nine truck with a brick chucking.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
A brack's broken in half, guys, So it's going to
be a lot easier for the last.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah, all right, girls, you grabbed the half bricks. Yeah,
so what was the weirdest thing you did at school?

Speaker 3 (35:23):
For Pe? And you look back now, you're like, that
was weird that we did that. That's so weird.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
We got that top text.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
We're laughing about the weird, wild, odd, Pavo rich things
that you were taught at pe at school.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Because producer Jared did fencing and polarates, just a cross country,
the beep test and lame stuff. We also somebody said
it's not only for the poshkuls. We all said, did
pilates at college now and.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
The teacher's balls fell out of the short.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, mister Simmons, what is that? LPA teachers had short
shorts too. It's because they were always running and stuff. Yeah,
we're active where.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
I think it was a classic lesbian.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah, it was fantastic, just like a classic lesbian versus
a more of a modern lesbian.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Think of a lesbian thinking of one. That's her. Yeah,
jewels top.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Very thinking of a tope too, literally right on the money,
really and Alenda more of a jewels in Alanda.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Uh huh yeah, okay, is he the top t one
for a pe teacher? Well, wasn't actually her? You know
vibe vi vibe? Yeah, yeah, jewels top Did she sing
in assemblings on the guitar? No, she's not a top
twe she's not the lesbians and lesbian vibe. I wonder

(36:50):
she was also music.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Was a pillar of the lesbian community and an honorary lesbian.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
I must ask that you.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Stop because you love woman.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
She does love one any you know. Yeah, so every
day singing and.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Such Joel, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Now being very silly, we apologize to give you on hold.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Are you the teacher or did you do this at
pe at school?

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Nah, I'm the teacher. I've just arrived at work and
we do go early sometimes.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Oh wow, jesus, what are you going on the schedule
today that you need to be there at twenty post seven? Wow?

Speaker 4 (37:25):
For sixteen years, we run like a survivor competition, like
you know, like the actual program. We actually do it
for legits like eleven weeks voting kids out.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Do you start the kids? Do you start the kids whatever?

Speaker 4 (37:36):
I'd love to take them to an island and take
into c G or something that that's not quiet in
the budget, right.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Should try teaching at Kristen. Yes, and you're at private school.
I mean it was lovely. This is like a pe
thing that goes over what is what did you say?
Sixteen weeks?

Speaker 4 (37:52):
No, eleven weeks. I mean it's kind of more out
for education, but we kind of fall under the same umbrella. Wow,
But we have like eleven weeks where we do a
challenge and then we sit down and then we like
boat kitch out.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
These days it feels like you're gonna get a letter
from one of their lawyers.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Yeah, I know, we don't kick them out of the
course or anything. They just kind of go to another
tribe and stuff like that. So, but it is it's
quite intent. The funny thing is that we try to
get as much like the show as possible. So from
the first day they can pick an outfit and then
they have to use that outfit, like we go on
the mud and the water and then they can't wash it.
They have to put hang it up. And so we

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try to get out the show.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
So so funny.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Did you go to came out of the warehouse or
Bunnings or might attend and get those torches.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
And make their own torches from scratch.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
So that's been unless cultural appropriation.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
And it's called and it's called a Marna torch as well,
so it's going to be a pride.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
You way bitter than my pe teaching. Can Can we
ask what school you got?

Speaker 1 (38:57):
What you're teaching at?

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Yeah, we teach it. You were college grade school?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Lovely thinks so much it makes me want to have
a kid. So I can pop it out raising.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
We'll take them.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Thank you. I can't, I'm too busy.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Drop one.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Shop. Thanks Joel, Sarah, What did you do at pe?
At school?

Speaker 10 (39:26):
We actually played cridits.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Now that's not a real thing, no, but it actually was.

Speaker 10 (39:33):
Though there was a league in.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Awkland and people play for real. I've wondered, but how
without flying broomsticks and magic.

Speaker 10 (39:41):
Well it's a creative play, you know, you run around
with a broom between.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Your legs and it was a little fun run aroundy
little it.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
What's the golden snatch? Because to just bring our non
Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
I've seen I've seen the first one where they are
on the flying broomstick. Yeah, and they're chasing the Golden snatch,
which is in pot something hard to catch one hundred
and fifty points of the team that doesn't evens the game.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Work.

Speaker 10 (40:06):
I actually think the snitch was just like you know
when you played the tonk and you have like the
little a little cashinget. I actually think it was one
of those, yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Except we're people throwing it to each other and you'd
have to intercept it.

Speaker 10 (40:18):
Or Yeah, now that I think about it, it was
kind of a bit more like croquet with just broomsticks
between our legs. It was a good way to get
out of school.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, I mean better than doing the beep test.

Speaker 10 (40:33):
Yeah, yeah, Jar Jared just told me that he actually
played in the same league in Aukland.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
So is it the.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
I thought I was all the nerds a nerd on ere.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (40:49):
I was high chants Jared and I crossed piles.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
What position did you play, cooler?

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (40:56):
He asked in it and I actually can't remember, but
he said he was the the goalkeeper.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
I was a keeper, the blocker.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (41:05):
I think we all just kind of ran around the
field like's not really knowing what we were.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Doing, but.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Love that.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Serah, thank you. Some more messages and the weirdest things
and craziest things you did at school. I grew up
in why Hecka Island.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Because if you grew up there, you don't expect like
that's when you're on a holiday a week.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
They're all sort of hippy, no shoes.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
I grew up on way Haki Island Public School. We
did scuba diving is one of.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Our Oh that's so cool.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Scuba responsible for a bunch of kids underwater. As a teacher,
you'd be like one two ship. Yeah, now there were
one total lost a little timmy. If you already at
ship at three, you're in trouble.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
And we played pirates. We were splendid.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Two teams and tied to the and tied up the
other team's captain and use it and using sashes and
then bombs were dodgeballs and cannon balls and pools for
swords and the goal was to save your captain without
getting out and get them back to your side. So
that sounds fun. That's way better than what was that
one robbed the nest. We had to grab the balls
from the people's head.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Yes, hungry hippos.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Oh, we did a golf unit. Oh okay, we got
to play golf. That was pretty cool. It sounds like
the teacher was into golf. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
I really just wanted to go out and get to
the driving holes. And we did pilates because of the dance.
Teacher was a PE teacher as well. Right, there was
shot put at one point. I grew up up north
in a very small rural school. We had our own
swimming pool, which was pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Oh my god. Nice.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
We did swimming as part of PE. But the guy
had no idea how to chlorinate the pool. Probably Bernie eyes.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Listen to that.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
There's two I noticed, and I thought it was crazy.
Oh one was I'm still horrified by us. I was
a teen in the United States in the nineties. Once
we had to line up and have our fat measured
with back pitching calipers. Our numbers and our percentage of
fat were read aloud to the class.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
The nineties were wild that now there was another one.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
We learned how to juggle. What that's a good one
skill I've never lost. Good for the brain aid to
link the two sides of the brain.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Isn't that.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
I went to a country school. I used to play
herd the chickens and bless and we had school chickens will.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Get them up?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
And also the rang around up a chase the redheads
into the football goal. Oh around up for It's terrible
what you knowing that our pe teacher try to teach
us judo one pe class and dislocated a student's shoulder
as he like them over, we did a term a
cup of tea bowling alley for pe.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
We go down and do tenpin bowling. We got fun.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Fine, there's so many cross country skiing and y so.
I guess they were living in New York at the time.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
I went to a winded up a high school. Our
teacher asked, my friend was wrong when he came into
the class upset. He told the teacher that he'd locked
his keys in his car. The teacher said, right, here's
a learning opportunity. Took us outside and told us how
to break into a car.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Gorgeous. Did they say it was a coat hanger or
one of those packing straps?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
I don't know. Straps is the way to go amazing?
Oh wow, we somebody said when it was sharing season
we learned how to shear, sheep and peach. That'd be made.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
That'd be fun, that'd be a fun thing to know
how to do. And then you could take the wall
to textiles or whatever it's called.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Now, Yeah, spin the yarn and then go and make
a jumper.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Play play what's your jobby?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
What's your joby? What's your joby? What's your joby? Now
that that's not even like we've never discussed that.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
The wills finish at the same time under that man.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Stop Sometimes you've got to know when to stop the jobbies.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Georgia, good morning.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Hello, Oh now you're up first early childhood. What you're
so friendly?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
So friendly?

Speaker 3 (45:11):
You you sound like someone that would work with people. Question.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
She also doesn't sound she doesn't sound people fatigued. Oh yeah,
you people sound people fatigued. Like if you work in hospitality,
people you don't people getting maybe something in the office,
not too many people, you.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Know, you think she's an office but essential of.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
An office.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Bit when when my audience for my show was coming in,
a friend was there. She said, your audience is ninety
percent office pitches. I was like, I love them.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Yeah, you know what you're playing with? Okay, do you can?
I ask, like, is that a good question? Do you
work in an office? Your question? But I think that's
a good question. Do you work in an office?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
No? I do not, you.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Don't people fatigue.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
I want to ask a question, but I feel like
it might it'll leave you with a lot of heavy
lifting if I'm wrong.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
I can left Georgia. Do you work with food?

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Not at all?

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Not food left away all?

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Maybe not early childhood because you've got to get these
little buggers to eat. I wouldn't not at all stuff
when you're working. There's a lot involved on the plate
of these early childood educators.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Flower flowers, flowers, flowers, but that's food for bees. That
was asked.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
She just sounds so bright. You do sound way too
happy to work with. You have to drop food off
to people, feed them. Yeah, I'm sorry. I've really asked him.
Are facing like service like food?

Speaker 3 (47:03):
And I said, just said food.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
In his heads? In my head?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Okay, okay, Vonnie, you really are the way the world
on your shoulders. Because George is so nice, I want
to give her one of these animals.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
She's got a sunny disposition because she is a bit doggy.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Day here runs a doggy day here food for dogs.
That doesn't count.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
They wouldn't be I wouldn't count that.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
I don't know. It's up to by the way, poker
face on this thing too.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
I know.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
I haven't meant to call you a thing, Georgia, what's
the question, Vaughn. I'll forgive you that. Yeah, she's a
youth leader. She's a youth leader, just like our Lord Jesus. No,
she runs like a doc hut. She's a dock wardens.

(48:10):
Do you work with animals?

Speaker 10 (48:13):
No, unless you count little children as animals.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
No, you've given it, give.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
It a.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Yeah, you said no food, though you don't deal with
any food.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
No food, So we think she's an early teacher. Yeah,
but you've given us there that you've given that one.
It's really naughty.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Well, we're going to choose between a teacher early childhood
or primary.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
I think primary, because early childhood is food involved. Primary
are on their own.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Are you a primary school teacher, Georgia.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
No, I'm a damn teacher.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
We're so cocky. Oh, we've got it now, teacher.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Like like Georgia, thank you, I know what she's teaching
them at the moment for the dance.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
I don't know. Probably the floss saying again.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Oh my god, we're going a couple of Ohio's in
the studio that are referencing twenty thirteen seventy toilet. I am,
but good morning, welcome to what's your job?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Okay, elder, I went first, You go first? Somewhere else
sigma ri Oh shut up, I'm speaking out for a bait.
But is there a dress code where you work? Oh?

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Great? Wish you wish? Then thank you? Okay, you remember
are you?

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Because it could be corporate because we've got no dress code,
and so office is a bad.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Question, right because you've already a uniform. You should have
seen this.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Serious because I've I've sort of opened it up because
there's no real dress code.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
As a teacher, there's no real dress code.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
What we do? You just rock up on your neck cause.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Bra.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
So you think dress code indicates like a corporate rather.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Than a uniform. I thought or uniform. But so if
I was to ask are you office space? Would that
be a bad question because we kind of established that
or real it's.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Moved towards there. But I think there could be something else,
did you?

Speaker 1 (50:15):
What about? What about if I asked her did you
have to study at university to get a job?

Speaker 3 (50:19):
That's great. Did you have to get tertiary education for
your job?

Speaker 2 (50:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Office, bitch, that's a team of endemon. By the way,
I'm going more down the track of uniform. I reckon
it's something food like, like like a like a fast feed,
like if she's a chef. Yeah, dress because it's a
safety thing, isn't it. You don't have to go to school.

(50:47):
She doesn't have to can be a passion if I
asked if she works with food, do you work with food?

Speaker 2 (50:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (50:53):
No food. She's an office, But that was the work out.
What kind of office she's h charmed?

Speaker 1 (51:00):
She's gonna know you to be qualified to work in
HR you have to have a qualification.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
You can't just rock in. It's just a little bit.
If it's an office, it's gonna be like office admin
or something.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I don't know. This is a dress code, yeah, because
it'll be like a lawyers or an accountant. Okay, well,
what's your guess?

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Yeah, she's office in a dress office. She's wearing shirt
a lawyer's clerk.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Okay, do you work in a lawyer's No? No, no, no,
you have to ask what her job is her title perceptionist?

Speaker 1 (51:31):
I was gonna say office administrator, Okay, an office pitch.
Excuse me again, that is a term of endement. Where
would be with delicious office? I didn't mean to say
delicious canceled? Hands off canceled?

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Amber? Are you an office perch? Is that your job?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
No? What's your job? You're a car?

Speaker 3 (51:54):
I told you uniform you.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Have to train?

Speaker 3 (51:57):
No, but I said tree education if she should qualification?

Speaker 2 (52:05):
But can I ask you when you went to police college?
Did you have to do the improv role plays with actors?

Speaker 11 (52:12):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (52:13):
There as an actor?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Did you what did you play?

Speaker 2 (52:16):
I did a drug addict with a gun. I did
about to jump off a building?

Speaker 1 (52:20):
I did almost Can you do drug addict with a gun? Now?

Speaker 3 (52:23):
And am Amber? Okay? So you have to knock on
my car window. I'm in my car and I've got
a gun. You start knock on my window? Wouldn't be that?
Knock my window?

Speaker 1 (52:34):
What? Excuse me?

Speaker 3 (52:38):
You're running? Get away from me. I don't want to you.
I want to talk you to get away.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Youlate it.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Chat to your face leader, get out of here.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
There.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
You didn't even know. You didn't check the back seat
I'm in the foot.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Well, yes, my boyfriend is having a sleepy television.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
We're not talking to the anymore with more meth. Make
sure you tell her I've got to go.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
We've got guns in here, Amber, and we're not afraid
to shoot them like we shoot Heroine.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
I think you took acting a bit too far at police.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
I really challenge them. Do you think of your service? Amber?

Speaker 5 (53:23):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Amber?

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Unfortunately, thank you. Yeah, we do, we do.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Let's go to one more. Let's try one more time
to get somebody's job a Rosie, good morning, good morning, Good.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Morning, Rosie. Hey Rosie, Rosie. I'm gonna go easy.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Do you wear a uniform as part of your job? No?

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Okay. She sounds people for team, she does sound people
for tea.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
She sounds sick of our She sounds like do you
have to?

Speaker 3 (53:57):
My question is do you have to call a lot
of people for your job?

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Yes, she's not. She's not a phone operators, like, she's not.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
She's like it was almost like something like sales, so
like collection. Oh okay, I'm thinking something customer. Maybe she
reposed cars, you know, but it could be any job.
James's h he calls people.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Maybe you could be an HR. She could be a
nature no uniform call, frustrated the people.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
She feels ship of people. People, it's a lot of
people fatigued. Ask a lot of her no uniform, he
feels menagerial.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Yeah, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Ye, she's calling a lot of people. We need can
you office manager? Yes?

Speaker 3 (54:57):
I'd love you know, like does is she?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Rosie has the energy of someone who's in charge of
like a plumbing firm, you know, who does like a
lot of like ringing clients and stuff.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
But she's not a plumber.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
He paid your bill.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Organizing like, Hi, are we able to come in for
install of the bathroom stuff?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
You know, Tuesday and eight pm Friday.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
And then people like me are calling up being like
I've done a rubbish job. I'm sorry, sorry to.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Hear that, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
We'll send the team back out.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
I feel like she's an office administrator for trade trade.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
So you've still got a question. You've got a question
do you want to ask with? What If I say,
are you an office administrator?

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Well, that's just a guess of the job. You can
get down to the industry, like, okay, do you work
with the trades. Do you deal with the trades?

Speaker 10 (55:50):
Yeah, in a sort of way.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Yep, she's not. She's not calling she's not directly with trade.
She doesn't work for a trade. She deals with them Bunnings.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
She's frustrated. She makes a lot of phone calls. I
think it's it's something in the office. It's something in
these she's dealing with the tray. It's it's so bad
the way I did.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
She was like, yes, like that, remember when James would
tell us all those stories about like you're telling me
not to tell James stories.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
There's no stories and did it ring a lot of
people and he'd be like, we've got you a gig. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is that recruitment?

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Yeah yeah, where she's ringing people and saying, okay, well
do you work in recruitment.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
That's a recruitment officer.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Yes, are you kidding me?

Speaker 10 (56:45):
No, I work in recruitment infrastructure as well, so yeah,
something part of it.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
So there's part of the trade.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Oh my god, amazing.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Yeah, and people are the worst that pets challenge.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
It's too perfect that we took this.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Long, which did so badly and then landed on recruitment.
But genuinely. We just got that. That was amazing. One
hundred bucks to Rosie, congratulations are you born good from
you found your way fun the phone?

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Yeah, and she was like, yeah, dealing with people think
the people taking it? Ye helps nail it, doesn't.

Speaker 6 (57:29):
It plays Flitch, Voorn and Haley once again.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
The Toyota acquire reigns supreme. Now this is the chosen
car of choice for producer car Weeen, who.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Is on a second Acquir.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Yeah, and why are you on your second Aquir because
the first.

Speaker 7 (57:47):
One was stolen and possibly used in a ramerang.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Toyota acquires once again New Zealand's most stolen.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Cars because they get in the skinny doorways because they're
quite little.

Speaker 7 (57:59):
Yeah, there's like, yeah, I don't want to tell you
how to steal my car.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Actually a lot of people are gonna steel and a Quir.
They probably just google it.

Speaker 11 (58:08):
What do you mean is Zerra there's like a window
that's easy to smash and then get it in apparently,
But now I have a mobilizer.

Speaker 7 (58:14):
And an alarm, so try me.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
So now, some chance company, so they hyped the insurance
on a quas because of the Again, unfortunately for you,
one insurer.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
It's not even saying.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Has refused to cover Toyota aquas unless they have a mobilizer?

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Would you have which I have? Did you have to
put that in? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:34):
How much was that?

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (58:35):
I don't know actually, but I feel like the alarmed
bucks Yeah, alarm and a mobilizer was like maybe four hundred.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Like worth it to not have my castole, yeah, and
worth it to get your insurance down. Because one guy
they talked to is paying two hundred and fifty dollars
a month for four for full insurance for a ten
thousand dollars are like thousand dollars a year. Yeah, like
literally a couple of years just by now one do
a third party, Yeah, if you've put in the mob.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
But they're saying this has not put people off the
little que aquams. What is the deal with the Acquirance
fuel hybrid? Right, So it's so cheap to run, yeah,
and they're cheap to buy.

Speaker 7 (59:11):
Yeah, they're going up in price, but they cheap to buy.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Second hand about ten grand, which for a hybrid car
that's pretty good. What years is.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Twenty twelve, So twenty twelve, two hundred and sixty six
thousand sold that year we'll swing at the sales and
that may have been the highest. Yes, that's the highest
they've been.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
Twenty twelve.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
The Equa, New Zealand's high most stolmar was wasn't it
one of the utes? Wasn't that up there?

Speaker 3 (59:35):
It'll be up there.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
There'll be a last under this Acquir situation, I'm guessing
because it was a nope, can't seat on that article.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
So they're just encouraging everyone that has these cars that
pop up on these lists, especially cars like the Equa
that's been literally is this like third year in a row,
it's always in there. Most stolen arms, yeah, okay, and
the Demio the top ten Highluks.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
These are these are the most stolen in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
The Highlarks at ten, Subara Legacy and the Supara and
Prison at nine and eight respectively. The Toyota Bitz yes,
JP's car for the we've got some representation in the
last of the Masters coming in here, Toyota Mark X
and at six MAS the Tinser You're an owl thing,

(01:00:21):
aren't you old? And now Lisbos exceller, You're an exceller
box Exceller number four, the Mas the DeMeo number three,
the Corolla number two then and teeter.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
I always thought that was a for you embarrassing as
the tea, especially when you see a peach one you're like, ohh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
And you get up and it's not a grammar and
you're like oh, and the that you're shaming people when
car is so lame.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
I'm such a lame nothing car got a dash can
watch out?

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Got not only no is it? And that's not on.
You don't tend to in the morning when you're the
one driving like an asshole. That's why I ripped the
court out.

Speaker 8 (01:01:09):
Play play.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Okay, the impossible fund topic, Gorn, You've done a little
bit of research, you think this may not be impossible.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
I don't think so. I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Just I've googled New Zealand private investigators. I've got sponsored
posts for the investigators dot cot inz p I Northland
dot co INZ. That's a private investigator who specializes in Northland.
By the well, they probably lived there, yeah, tro Jannis,
because you know, but based on movies and television shows,

(01:01:46):
they're normally like old police detectives, you know, divorced. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Yeah, So there's this guy who is a private investigator.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
But this isn't the UK.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
But you're like, maybe it's a.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Little bit more for more people, extreme more people over
fifty years sorry, he's fifty years old. Over thirty years
of working in fraud investigation. Open up a PI firm
and it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Looks like fun by the way, investigating fraud because you
know someone's like, I can't work me, back's no good
or got.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
To claim there my god, then you're on instagramying like yeah,
nice back to dude. Yeah yeah, well the easiest way
of doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Word of warning there, if you're claiming a sec for
a back injury, don't do a backflop on the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
So he has caught around five thousand cheaters. So people
that are hiring him to be like, I have a
suspicion that my wife is cheating on me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Follow her for a bit.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Now I'm like when I hear this, I'm like, that
would never be my process if I do it myself.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Partner was cheating on me?

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Yeah, you do it a bit of diy kew ingenuity here.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Yeah, so because how much does it have an investigated cost?
How much?

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Then? Also, do you if you're getting divorced and someone's
cheating on you? Do you kind of need the evidence
the photo?

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Like do you need evenens? Do you mean for the split?
For the split, like if there's a cheating clausing Oh yeah,
if they just straight up to night it, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Surveillance can sometimes be undertaken by a solo agent, but
usually requires two vehicles and a secure radio contact so
we can swap around and maintain COVID surveillance. The cost
for a standard two agent surveillance is how many hours?
How many dollars per hour? Do you think two fifty
five hundred?

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Oh I would have said, yeah, I would have said
like three hundred hour, one hundred and twenty per agent,
So that's two hundred and forty smileage any expenses, and
youst oh, so.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
If the person that you're with and they're cheating on
someone out of town and they have to follow them.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Like eight hours, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
We could do this as a trio ash investigators afternoons.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
We could use some of our characters.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Hello, looking for a good time love, Why don't you
follow me into my house? Poor? A little bit a
fan and you come, got your cameras a kid in
the corner.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Yeah, it was it. I don't know where. We're all British.
It's just easy, isn't it. It's just another club my laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Your mother's got to put food on your plate summer.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
I love that you'll do anything for me, Mum. I'll
do anything for you, my love.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
You have a lot of my life.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Do you need anything?

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Wipe soura bucket of ready love and run your mother above.
Oh you're a brother time, mister, You've come to the
right house.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
It was us and I'm podcast fantastic anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
This is our impossible phoner because it does feel very americanized,
like like a build movie, a movie for our key
we listeners. Have you hired a private investigator?

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Yes? And why do you think someone was cheating? Much?
Did it cost?

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Did it work?

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Did you catch something?

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Or was it fraud?

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
You know, like maybe you work for you own a business.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
And you suspected that someone that employee was skimming they did.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
They smoke cigarettes and we're along trench car yeh, yeah, yeah,
we're on the information. And they had an old office
and a really old building, glass year and they took
off their jacket and they had one of those leather
like harnesses and they had a gun under each Yeah,
it's real. I love this. It's the impossible phone and topic.

(01:05:43):
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Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
You can keep it anonymous absolutely text through nine six
nine says have you hired a private investigator? And why?

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
The impossible phone and topic? Have you ever hired a
private investigator?

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
And why there's a private investigator that did an interview online.
He's in the UK talking about how he went from
being a fraud investigator to being a guy for hire
to catch cheaters. It's called five thousand cheaters and his
thirty years of experience five thousand. That's a lot er
body be cheated. Yeah, but we want to know in
New Zealand because it feels like such an unkey we

(01:06:24):
thing to do. Have you hire a private investigator?

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
And why? Okay, some juicy messages in not impossible, not
impossible snub. I tried to hire a private investigator, but
realized that I did not have the financial means as
a twelve year old, So I took matters into my
own hands and went about my own covert surveillance operation
to catch my mum cheating so her and dad could

(01:06:50):
finally get divorced was very successful.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
What is a twelve year old got knowing your mum's cheating.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
I thought you were about to say, to find my
brother steal my biscuits.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Yeah, that's what I thought too. And then it's like,
prove my teacher is really a witch?

Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
But no.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Successful.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
You want to know more? Who was that young team detective?

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
And remember they were like books and Nancy Drew, Nancy
Drew very Nancy Drew.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Isn't it Drew your mum? I'm cheating on Dad.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
I hired a probate investigator to try and get the
fingerprints off my car after I got it back after
it was stolen, because the police said there were prints
on it, but they couldn't do anything about that. What
are you going to do with instead? They're like, they
can't run the Prince, can they can they? There's just
a big database. I've seen CSI and it takes like
two and the computer and then it cunts in there

(01:07:44):
raiding their house. It's police fingerprints to someone of the law.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
No, you'd have to get the lord. I have given
the rest of the lord.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Yeah, you always fingerprint for Jesus, right, but you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Do you have to have your fingerprints to then yes,
wheel them out right, Yeah, okay, I give them my
finger I don't know if you can privately get fingerprints done,
because you need the database to run them against.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
And if the police have said they're not going to
do anything, and then you get the information of who
stole your car, what are you going to do?

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Take the lawn to your own hand. Vigilante, vigilante executive.
That's what you do.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
If you've only got one hand, Take the law into
your own hand. Yeah you do, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Yeah, Well you've got to drive, and you want to
be in an automatic Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Manual doesn't work. Taking the law to your own hand.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
I'm a corporate investigator, which is kind of like a prey.
I get to read emails, teams, messages, talk to whistleblowers,
et cetera. Wow, excuse me, they called referees in twenty
twenty four. We don't call them whistleblowers. My dad was
an ex cop who became a private investigator. The only
case I remember he did was trying to find out
trying to find our neighbor's business partner who disappeared with

(01:08:51):
all the company's money.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Producer Jared.

Speaker 9 (01:08:57):
Hello, I didn't hire a PI, but we've just had
someone on the phone who didn't want to talk on air.
They won lotto a few years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
That's going to be me on Sunday, so go ahead,
I'll need the advice.

Speaker 9 (01:09:09):
And then they had some suspicions that their partner may
have been being a little unfaithful, so they hired.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
A p I, which you can do because you've won lotto,
and the.

Speaker 9 (01:09:19):
PI not only uncovered that they were being unfaithful, but
they were planning to off the shut.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Whoa what? So someone literally is called and they said,
I hired a private visit to see if my partner
had been cheating. And the private and visa uncovered that yes,
they had been, and they were planning to kill them.

Speaker 9 (01:09:39):
Yep, to get the money.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
Wow, that's wild, far out. What the hell? It feels
weird to see them. I can change him. I can
change him. That's gonna be. I love a bad boy
and the baddest of the boys. That's it's insane. Thank
you for sharing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
I have never hired an investigator, but I have been
followed by one. It was a bit frightened, to say
the least. It was to du with a trial that
was going on, and the dude hired an investigator to
try to catch me out.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Lying didn't work. He spent seven years in prison.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Holy shimolises. Now my bus had to hire a prov
and investigator to work out how a camera got into
the office bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
I would be an inside job, wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
It's a lot of places have like swipe axis and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Yeah, proven investigator contacted me because I was witnessed to
an insurance for it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
I felt like I was in the movies.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
Oh so you were at the gym and you saw
I saw someone doing squats and bedfloips and you went,
hang on, I'm pretty sure you're.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
On a bad back. Wow, this is a great story.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
I can't believe there was a plan.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Yeah, I planned offering a planned offing. Holy moly. Is
it like Hitman stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
It is. Did we talk about the night that tomorrow?
She su just shut your face hurt Man's story on
the show tomorrow? You've told it all the other radios.
Why we had about a Yes that I haven't probably
already talked about it radio other radio stations. You back off, Yeah,
you know what's allowed to talk about the Headman's story.
You get your own content. That's how.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
I know. That's why they're not allowed to talk about
wanting to do the head Man's story today.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
But I was overall you we're parking it for tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Everyone else back off.

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
It's a great story. Another radio stations talk about a.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Head Man story, I'll see them very email you back off.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
In Fact of the Days next, it's heart rate week.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
My heart rate would be pumping if I tune into
a different radio station.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
You need to talking about Hitman. I'll tell you what
were bags in that content.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Play Sidiums, Flitch Worn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Fact of the Day, Day Day, day, day, do dude doo.
Today's Fact to the Day is about well, it's heart
rate week.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Yes, back to the day.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
It's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
I've got an interesting fact about what can lower the
heart rate and thus has been banned. It is now
added to the banned substance lists of shooting rifle like
Competitive Shore.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
I think you're gonna say, do.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
You remember that game show that they had your heart rate? Yeah,
the hot seat was at.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
Yeahgie I think it was.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
And yeah, you had a timer and when your heart
rate when above a certain from the timer, went faster.
So you just stay relaxed and they do things like
set of fire and stuff around you to try to
get hot women.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
And then old men's heart night, old man's heart rates
and people. I was gonna say it was early two thousands.
Wouldn't surprise me if that co And I know the
two girls aren't doing anything, calling the big guns. It's
time for that gym beam guy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Wow, get a couple of red bull girls in there,
couple of already.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
Booze, ready bez.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
So you know how you're like what you know how
when you're playing pool or darts or and you're just like,
I'm just gonna have a couple of beers, take the
edge off and you relax a little bit golden zone,
that sweet spot where you're actually good at Paul lowers
the heart rate, Yeah, like nervous about it. Well, that's
why alcohol is banned from shooting, because it lowers your

(01:13:41):
heart rate, and you're like, being able to control your
heart rate is advantageous in like distance shooting.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
Because you've got to be relaxed and you pull the trigger. Yes,
you're gonna go breathing out.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
It's also so that you're of sound mind that you
don't just sort of turn it around.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
And this is fun.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
You're not allowed to have any alcohol in your system.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
It's one of the things they test for at any event,
like at any sort of games, whether we meddle any
other drugs that do that and relax them to them
but for a long time, have a couple of eggs
and then they're like, well done, bulls and you're like,

(01:14:25):
you're right, he's fine. So you're not to have any
alcohol in your system at time of testing. Now, that
is because alcohol lowers your blood lowers your heart rate.
Unless you're Asian, really you are, you are familiar with
the alcohol flush often called FH, very rich, a couple

(01:14:46):
of drinks, very red cheeks. My father in law gets it,
shocking really yeah, hasn't passed it on to his daughter.
I have friends that get that for sure. That the
Asian fly Asian friends that friend that goes really okay, yeah,
because is they just East Asians that have it, But
it's predominantly appearing in East Asian. It's a L d

(01:15:07):
H two hydrogesonius. Oh that's yeah, of course that's what
it is. Show it shows the reaction. One one of
the reactions is the facial flush that we see, nausea, headaches,
and an increased heart rate. Okay, so this is for
a very particular audience. Oh I don't even know if
they listen to the podcast, but if you are a

(01:15:29):
Chinese representative at the twenty twenty four paras Olympics in
the rifle shooter.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
They're listening. What else they listening to?

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Alcohols are only gonna get your band. It's absolutely not
going to help you soever, because your heart rate's going
to have gone.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Up, gone up, crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Also can worsen asthma.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
The reaction.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
I mean it is heart rate week and it does
pump up the heart rate when it lowers everybody else's
heart rate.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
The lack of the enzyme that can process it. Interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
So today's fact of the day is alcohol is a
banned substance in the competitive shooting world.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
Fact of the day, Day day day day Do do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Play Play Crossover to the Tech Desk, Producer Jared has
a new toy in the bedroom.

Speaker 9 (01:16:36):
I bought the midy a projector.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Now, this is one of those birthday presents that's very
strategic from you. It is, isn't it? It's yeah, because
you know why he got the projector so he can
watch things. Yes, he can be gaming. Well, and then
she can just go, I'm going to watch my stupid
reality show and.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
Your bedroom on the projector you got wait, is this
what's happened?

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
So you've brought You've brought her this projector it's.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
One of those little is it one of those little
ones that just projects onto any wall.

Speaker 9 (01:17:11):
And it's like, it's it's not a crazy projector you
have to.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
W into the ceiling.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
No, no, no, you can like poke it at the
roof or poke it on the wall and be like,
now we can watch a movie.

Speaker 9 (01:17:21):
Yeah, And it's like instead of just getting another TV
where you have to put on TV and oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
That's the death of scene. No, but there isn't a
TV in the bedroom. No, that's what I'm saying. It's good. No,
it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
You can have the projector in there because they could
choose win. But if there's a TV in there, you
can literally never touch each other again.

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
Anyway.

Speaker 9 (01:17:38):
Originally it was because the media has just got a
hay you subscriptions, So she's smashing through just any.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
And all reality shows.

Speaker 9 (01:17:46):
Yeah, right, which she's been watching on a laptop because
your boy needs to Pis five?

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Does he?

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Does he?

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
Yeah? Does he? And where how does that going for you? Haley?

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
As you can watch it on your laptop, I can't
play Peers five on the lest exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
I hate that argument. But watch that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
No it's not I've got to watch on a little
screen like this, and you need to play on this giant.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
Use the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Why do you want to use the phone when're got
a laptop the screen? That face sounds like a you problem.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
Carry on.

Speaker 9 (01:18:21):
So, with both of us having COVID last week, I
just saw her stuck in bed watching TV on a
little laptop. I was like, this will not do for
my queen. And it was her birthday, and it was
her birthday and aside from giving a COVID, I needed
to give her another cool present.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
Yeah. So what we.

Speaker 9 (01:18:37):
Discovered the other day is it's it's good for reality TV,
but it's best for cat game and YouTube videos.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Okay, so what.

Speaker 9 (01:18:47):
You put up like flies or because flies, a little
mice or a fish tank?

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
Fish tanks my favorite, and then the cats will play
with them?

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
Yeah okay, And how long did she do that for? Emma?

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Or the cat.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Cosmo he like last night Hour and a half cat,
I think you did.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
I thought your cat was a she herb, but it's
he him, it's a peper.

Speaker 5 (01:19:19):
You have.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Great dad joking from you. Wait, so you project like
little things and the cat chases it.

Speaker 9 (01:19:27):
Yeah, so we like it basically projects across the whole
bedroom wall.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
And so Cosmo was like on the bed.

Speaker 9 (01:19:33):
Suddenly fish a swimming across the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
He's freaking out. He jumps down.

Speaker 9 (01:19:36):
He's like jumping at the wall trying to scratch the Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
God, I mean, who cares that?

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
You still get to play PlayStation. Yeah, whether it's reality
TV or cat videos, you've won here, you've this is
a perfect gift.

Speaker 9 (01:19:48):
And Emma hates cuddling on the couch. It's uncomfortable, apparently.
Yeah that's but now we can load up a movie
on the big screen and cuddle in the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
Yeah that's cute. It sounds like the cuddling issue is
the couch more than it is. Yeah, maybe you need
a new couch. If you're offering a free couch, you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
Lots of Instagram's countable, but boy boy, can we talk
to you? We just paused to talk a little bit
about if we just go back to the fact that
she was originally watching reality TV.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
I only just saw that there's new new Love Island.

Speaker 7 (01:20:29):
Episode one was out last night.

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
Watching you know what I heard?

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
It's great to watch on a laptop, toy, Why don't
you grabbed the charges.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
And attitude is great to watch on a laptop? Perfect
your head, shut your mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
Fle Vorn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
There is proof in science that when women are menstruating
on the period that they have a higher level of
cognitive function, and they call it somewhat of a superpower.

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
Okay, because of the way that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
I mean, like I don't actually understand the whole, like
watch hormones are causing what But when you are in
there's all these phases of the mentrual cycle, a regular
one at least, and during your when you're actually shedding
and you need a couple of choky fish to make
you feel better, you have a sharper mind, and like

(01:21:23):
you're like more onto it, You're more energized, is it too?

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Is it like the primitive part of the brain to
help you like outsmart beers because they can smell, which
I think.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
It's got much to do with beers. Is this some
kind of new find Tigers.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Yeah, there's there's been a research into it, because like
when most research has been about, you know, the suffering
of how much a period and you know, trying to
get through things and feeling sluggish and sore and pain.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
But they're like, while your body is going through.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
This kind of horrendous experience, the hormones are actually like
flushing into your your brain and making you sharper, which
is like they're saying, when you're menstruting, it's a good
time to make decisions, a good time to sit exams
and tests, job interviews.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
That would be the perfect time to be on Who
Wants to be a Millionaire? Oh yeah, Chase.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
They'd be like, hey, we got your application for the Chase.
We want to book you for the seventh of July.
Oh what about the twenty first?

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Could you do that thing with the pearl where you
just don't go you know, yeah, no, because keep it sugar, Chase, Chase, Chase.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
On a real period, my love, it's not the same
hormonal effect.

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
Wait, so you'd get on the pill. That's a fake period.
It's not real.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Okay, so we wouldn't win the chase. Yeah, okay, you wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
I know, it's shocked.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
It's just it's called a bleed. But you're not actually
Why am I straight? Why am I being sent to
the supermark of a chocolate and ice cream?

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
Then that's just an excuse.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
Is playing you here because she's menstruating and she's out
smarting Ah, but you said it was a fake one.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
Yeah, I know. I caught my own life.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
But parents, so when you're like literally lying around suffering,
now this is rich coming from me. But as a
woman who let's check the days, shall I not pregnant
by the way, not pregnant, but definitely heading towards day
three hundred no minstrual cycle.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
It's going to blow your mind. I'm forty two years
into no minstul circle.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
It's not a.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Competition, Jesus, Wow, there's been a long time. Chocolate. Just
take those, butlm down.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
Don't feed me like a like a dinosaur in Jurassic
Part Yeah, but maybe girl, if I've got a lot
of like decisions to make, I trying to think about
decisions that I need to make or times I need
to be cognitively alert.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
Yeah, there's a sweet spot. There's a sweet spot.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
Maybe I should save all of my large decision making
and when I finally have a menstrual cycle again, I'd
be like, right, Aaron, let's have a me. I want
to change the color of this room. I want to
beast in this thing. We're getting rid of the plane station.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
By the way, I'm leaving you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
I'm moving this person into the house I've sold.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
You can't imagine teaming up this minstrel sharpness with post
orgasm clarity.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
You may elevate to another level.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Well, that's another thing from the study, is about arousal
levels when you're when you're in your cycle.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
That's up as well.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
So we're smart, we're fast on, we're ready to go.
We're just absolutely rip rawan, horny and hormonal. And here's
another chocolate fish. I just realized I shouldn't have said that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
I cannot believe that you just called me horny on
hormonal chocolate fish.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
George is up next, and your chance to win with
human hizam as at mid day it's a jackpot four
hundred dollars as well.

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
Well, congratulations to you podcast. You've reached the end. So
I would assume if you've listened all this.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Way through, you're either asleep and much case wait, or
do you enjoyed it, so drop us a review and
tell your friends that's how podcasts work. Zid ms, Flitch
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