Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 18th June 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Flesh one and Haley Begpod.
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day. Good morning, Welcome, Welcome to the show, Fletch
one and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
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This joke was one and a half seconds out.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
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I sure can.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
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had some really close guesses. So your chance to plan
and when at eight o'clock this morning, five on time,
we give you a three two one beep and you've
just got to say time at exactly five point zero
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Speaker 1 (00:49):
Thousand dollars, Barbie Lorvelat Lovely We're net Barby Lovelat. Oh guys, the.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Top six on the way.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
And I believe for the first time ever, we have
an international pickleball match happening in New Zealand. It's against
Tonga and we've looked we can't find a name for
this team are just New Zealand Pickaball to New Zealand
pickaball team.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
You have got the you know, the all blacks, tall
black ball blacks. We can't go pickball team because there
are anything we're sponsored by that that Courier, the Courier outlet,
Ax no PBT, PBT.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Truck and Transport Logistics. You can't have their. You can't
go pick aball team today for the top Sex. We're
gonna go.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
The top Sex pickleball team names for the New Zealand
and maybe Chuck Chuck on a couple of rug mascots
here and there as well.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, I like that pickleball funny, funny sport. I have
not played it and I have not seen it played.
I think i'd like.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's like big table tennis. It's like little tennis, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Or big tape? Yeah it is?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, Okay, coming up in the top six.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Next on the show that we're going to talk handwriting.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah, I think over the song, let's all do a
sample of our handwriting.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
It's not going to work for the listener, so is
it not? Everything has to about those turkeys. Sometimes things
can just be for us. Yeah, I don't know if
they care on one's even listening. My dude, at six
o'clock in the morning, why would anybody be awake. It's
the ridiculous time to be awake. It's insane awake Baker's dairy,
farmers and sleep. These people laid their hands on cows,
titties or in dope for bread. You know what I mean,

(02:37):
had a hand for you to hand.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's not true, Cums Flegable and Haley.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Well, this comes to us because a ministerial Advisory Group
on English, Maths and Statistics has I guess outlined statistics
has jumped the cures English maths and science.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Statistics is three down. I don't know, it's just statistics
is part of math. Yeah, look, I don't know. Trying
to make you your own I write this report.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well, sixty six percent of people in studio thinks that
statistics is a shut up.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's a stat for you.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
So the advisory group, this is what they say to
the government, like, you know, this is how you should
be going, what should be teaching in schools, and this
is what we should be doing. They have recommended that
grammar and handwriting lessons, including cursive handwriting, should be done
and with tests, I think they should shut up cursive.
So that's waste of time. Maybe in the olden days

(03:36):
you had a pen that you dipped an ink and
you couldn't take it off because you get.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
A blob of ink.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, that was the only point of cursive, right, Yeah,
who cares if they can write something that's legible?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Surely the wanting.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Because at what age did your girls have to have
like like a chromebook or an iPad or whatever in class?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I think it was optional from like year two, yeah, second.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Year six, seven years old, six or seven, So you're
typing just wrote everything, yeah, except whereas now you'd be
typing everything.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
But handwriting was its own like subject.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
You had to learn how to do it all, and
like you'd have those lines and you go halfway for
lowercase and full way.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
You remember that big the big space books and primary school.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
And you do the big and you've joined them quite like.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
And then you'd learn to do the flickies and the yeah,
to do the cursive.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
So apparently the kids just aren't that good at writing now.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
No, they wouldn't be even sometimes now, Like I've always said,
pretty handwriting. But even now if I write for too long,
I'm like, oh I and then my writing gets super
messy and you're like, what the hell is that?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
We all just took it to in writing something out,
dear listener, you can imagine this.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Mine's quite large. How would you describe mine, Hailey, It's
sort of scrawled, scrawled, it's large. Cue it still pretty.
That is nice. Mine's you'd see it in British.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, like my nanny used to write, write birthday cards
and letters and stuff, and that is what her running
look like.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, but summer cursive. I sort of made it up.
Can you read some of it?

Speaker 5 (05:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
No, no, my handwriting people be like wow, I'll be like,
we'll read it out then, okay, Vaughn yours.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Like a baby. That's sort of like a baby.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
This is why they're calling for the test. You could
read that, Yeah, you could read it, but it's yeah,
but I don't care. What do I care? It's uninspired.
My writing sounds that you care. I don't write aggressive,
I don't write it linked.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
So that's yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's not.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
My preferred handwriting. Is that your cursor, o ship that's
terrible and all fainness. He did go to it like
a tiny primary school in the middle of nowhere with
like five kids could have long division. Yeah's not what
we're doing here, though, that's part of man. I can
do it. Yeah, there's no need to learn curse.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
No, there's not.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
It's a dumb it's dumb. Yeah, it's dumb.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
I only write cursive because it looks better if I
write in normal just block letters.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
It's ugly, but I normally when I write them in yeah,
just printing, Okay, I write in a lot of capitals.
I write a lot of capital. I don't mean your psycho.
I'm going to google that.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
It's just nice and clear writing in capitals. But then
it takes a long time because the letters are so
much bugger.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, okay, all camps handwriting lacks connection between letters obviously,
which indicates that the writer does not like to relate
to people at a personal level. Also, such writers are
quite egotistical. They hold strong opinions, and it's very tough
to get them to see another point of view.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Fletch, as, I'm writing in cursive, big ego. You said
you like to write in capitals a lot too, Yeah,
I do, and I'm not writing curly wirly. It's all caps.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's all camps. Yeah, it's just I do it though,
because it looks nicer. Yeah, it looks ways nicer. Yeah,
case looks like you're a baby.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
You know.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
When we get one of those giant goodbye farewell cards.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
You always care I'm always caps in those.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, because it looks nice. I'll go elligibly and you
always do write it like just scribbles. Yeah. Yeah. And
then Vaughn like a doctor's prescription pad.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
But they don't even but they don't even do that
now because they're all printing out their prescriptions.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
But Shorthand, it's fake. It's like a little joke they've
got against us NIST journalists. Yeah, it's funny.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yeah, I've had interviews a and they just got hurt
and you're like the back to me, you're gonna misquote me.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
This is exactly what's happening here. Next on the show,
Granny Flats, Granny Flat Memory, the sleep Out. Yeah, I'm
pecking it. There is about to be a massive resurgence
in Granni flats as a government considers allowing people to
build them without resource consent. Play Flat Thorne and Grannie Flats.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
We all had a friend who lived in one I
think the technical grannie flats aren't allowed to have running
water power, Yes, kind of like a sleepout.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, a bid that was always like in the flat
the sleep out was sometimes you were drawing the short
store because it was no toilet, so in winter you
had to get back into the main flat, go into
the main house.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
But yet you also, on the other hand, had some
independence from the main flat.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
So you're like pros and cons there. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Con for me because I peace so much in the
middle of the night, I couldn't have it. And whenever
you stayed somewhere in a granny flat, there was always
that moment it's open the ramp slider.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
And put your jandles on, run inside for a week.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
So grannie flats, I always said, I just said moments ago,
no running water. But no, they are small, self contained
and detached houses.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, you're so full of shat something.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
So it was like a tiny was as different to
a granny flat. Yeah, right, leap, that would just be
a bit in a room. It's a secondary dwelling on
a property. Oh so these could have a bit of
a running water.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
So got amazing granny flats in the news because apparently
the government's going to make it easy to build them
and in the backyard.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Because we built a little studio in our last house
and it had just it was nothing.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
It was just like a was it illegal lywood thing? No,
but it was because it was under ten square meters. Yeah,
and it had no running water, no kitchen, no nothing.
Ten square meters. That's slant fur Wait, that's good rent.
Did we charge the guy out there that much?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
You're allowed to build rural buildings thirty square meters or less.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yes, certain amount of distance away from a firewall and
a fence.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Right, that was the deal. So we didn't have to
get consent. Right, and so now when they passed this,
you will be able to build them, yeah, without with plumbing.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Though, the proposals to make it easy to build granny
flats and increase the supply of affordable homes for New
Zealand are the consultations looking at two key pieces of legislation.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
The r n A.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
You're always hearing about the management, So it would be
they could be up to sixty square meters in size.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
That's that's that's a big house, bigger than some apartments.
I think that's pretty sure. What size of some apartments.
What my last house was, Yeah, I think it was
like seventy square meters. What else is say here? Yeah,
it's just potential barriers, a little well up. Who can
do it? How much it would cost? What rules did
need to be.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
About going without having to go undergo the building consent process?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Jeepers, that's kind of a bit. Lots will get built
and lots will be the standard.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, there there will be a couple of fires from
some dodgy wiring and then one's going to like blow
away or get washed away, and then it's flood And.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
If it dunkn center, does it have if you were
renting it out though, would it still have to abide
by the landland laws now that you have to have
ventilation and a form of heating.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
I would say so, insulation and that kind of stuff. Yeah,
or we could ignore all that. Twenty bucks last a week.
I tell you why, I'm not gonna change your bond either.
Does this anyway?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
You give me, you give me five hundred bucks bond
and I'll just put it and I'll put it in
the cookie my bonds lodged with THEE.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Give me five hundred bucks, I'll put it in the cookie.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Also mean, there's going to be heads of dodgy earbnbs
now and you'll be You'll be in the back of
someone's backyard and they're just looking at you the whole
time on the.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Back porch lap having a nice holiday. You good thing.
How do you like christ? It's great? Thank you. Just
we're just having a glass one at the sun, some joying.
You got in at two o'clock in the morning. Yeah, well,
yeah we did.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
Is it a Ryan?

Speaker 1 (11:52):
We heard you're having sex? Yeah, well I we just
didn't really anticipate being this close. We heard the noise
and then we turned on the webcam that was in
the rooms. Sorry, goodness me, what a technique your fellow has.
Sorry you all right? Yeah, why, it's for your safety
as much as ours, right, looking forward to it. Nixt

(12:16):
on the show. You did some moving yesterday, vaughn Ye.
It's moving out.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I'm sure moved some stuff my early morning, definitely before
my family's awake.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Thoughts are moving right? Well yesterday, Well I had better
rain today for a start.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
I think it's going to rain today at our house, right,
because that's why yesterday it was all hands on deck.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
To get because it's going to rain tomorrow. Yeah, because
this is one of my things we're moving. It's not
raining tonight. I'm going to rain at all because you
put pressure on for nothing needed that ray.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
We're moving all of shadows Dad stuff into the little
sleepout e cottagy situation into the unconsented grainy flat.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
That you'll have people coming around for a lock. No,
it's fully consented, right, it's a fully consented that sort
of shack.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, made mostly out of old shipping Pa. Thought the
chickens were in there, Yeah they were, Well move.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Them out right. I call it the smith slum.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
I like to walk around it. Mostly made of old
corugated iron. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We just tapped into
the power lines string just good yeah, free power. Yeah
okay power.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Just hooked over the power line with a coat hanger
at one end, right, ran it down a wire right
into the house.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
So you're moving all of.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Shadows Dad stuff into this into this house right, okay,
into this little cottage.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
It's been in yours girage, just in storage.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
It has just been sitting in our garage. Okay, So
it's it's I wanted the garage back. It's happened. It's gone,
and I said, yesterday, let's get this done. Let's get
this and that's what I said. I said, let's get
this done.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
A fire in my belly.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
I hate moving soap. Do you know what I accidentally
said on help Big Hearted James move at the again again. Yeah,
he's moving, he moves along. Think he's great to live with.
And so I said I'd help him move the beard
on Saturday. We're going to We're going out on Friday.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Cabugs is bed? What are you doing that? I don't
know a bed?

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yesterday I was like everyone was laughing about and I
know you like to when when you're moving.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
It's moving to you hire a van or a train
and you just you and drove it down the drive
to the other place. Yeah, that's what I was doing.
So I was I was hustling. I was like, let's
do this. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
And then I was this is you'd be proud. I
was trying to work out the most productive way to
do things. Yeah for you, And I said a shout out,
I'm going to bring the stuff because it had been
in the garage some of it was a little dusty.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
I was like, you clean it.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
And then when I come back with the next load,
I'll drag it to where it needs to be and
put the next thing there for you to give a
bit of a vacuum a dust.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Did you need your garage kim clean? Because remember I
still got there, but I bought another. I bought a
Wit and Drive. I want that vacuum back at some stage. Yeah,
using I just asked if I could borrow a vacum
cleaner for a couple of six months, and now it's
your vacuum cleaner. It's mine now. Yeah, well positioned as
nineteenths of the lawn scaffolding, so okay, I stand off.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
But I was like thinking productively. Yeah, I was like,
this is the best use of time. I'm the muscleman.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
I'll chuck it up. Rate yourself. Do you know the muscleman.
Muscle man. The muscleman can because.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
He puts out his back throwing Maxize rus sort to day.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
For some reason in the heel was here an argument
was like slow down. I was like that we're losing light, baby,
we're moving, We're hustling. Like she came when I got
the girls from school and she came home and I'd
done heaps. Yeah, and I was like all right, it
is hustle time.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
I'm sort of with you both because I like I
like to hustle, and I'm the same I hate moving.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Let's just get it in.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah, but Aaron also does this sometimes, ball the gate,
just go and go and going on, Like we could take.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
A porn, get it done, get it into the house
and sat it later and I might not want it there.
I'm like, I don't care. We're gonna deal with that
when we've got to get it all in. It's plain
wherever it needs to go.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
It can be moved later, but for now it can
go there. We can't leave this outside. It's going to
rain tomorrow, which I kept saying.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Now we need to do. We only need to shower
for we need to go around. We'll sneak onto the
property and we'll get the hoses. Yes, yeah, on the
road like a movie, like the outside. Yeah, I don't
like that kitchen. Win can't rain everywhere at once. Yeah,
we'd the sun shining through this rain. Well, that's autumn,

(16:53):
bloody Auckland, and it's stupid four seasons. It feels like
it's just raining over the kitchen lounge.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Well isolated, Charles that had said that on the very
isolated and if we had had a mattress on the roof,
it would have been isolated to the mattress.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
So you got this off your.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Chest before there, before they've waken up. I gotta know,
I gotta it's like, get it done.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Let's get astonished. All done. Well, it's not my house anymore,
not my problems.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
And then went home and parked the car in the
garage because the garage has been full of stuff.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
That was definitely not mine, including some unusual news. Now,
where did you put his karaoke machine? He's got that
with them. What's this nude art?

Speaker 2 (17:35):
He's got his friend painted some nude art and he
brought it back. I was like, who, who's who's not?

Speaker 1 (17:42):
I don't know she would to go into a class
all right, life model or something. Right, it's a woman,
this woman, I said to him, just nerd woman. And
he's like yeah. Looked at me like azab like look,
I appreciate the human form as long as this.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Play play.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
I feel like yesterday I really utilized medical science and
I'm so grateful for all of it and for lots
of different things. Okay, first thing, I know, not the
first thing. The first thing I did was.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
I went and gave I went and I gave blood.
How'd you give it to? I thought you were aloud to.
I gave blood to the lab tests so that I
could find it information about myself in New Zealand blood.
I gave a vial of blood to the nurse. What's
that's that's charity?

Speaker 7 (18:41):
What?

Speaker 1 (18:42):
What did I make it sound like or like I
donated blood? Yeah, that's what you tried to make it sound, right. Oh.
I didn't mean for it to come across like that.
If that's what people heard, right.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
I used to donate blood, but they said no because
I had a new tattoo and a series.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Of small injections between my eyebrows. It was a medical procedure.
I didn't know you couldn't give blood if you got boto.

Speaker 8 (19:04):
No.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
I didn't know that either. Needles. Seriously. Oh right, So
it's not the fact that your blood could be okay,
strange because I've given blood. Because they do like to
donate blood.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
But if you have had acupuncture, it has to be
they look up who you got it from, and there's
a number of trusted acupuncture providers.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Acupuncture. I like that last yeah, there's a number of
I want to know. I know, I want to know
who's re using the rusty needles.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
So the New Zealand Blood Service would be like, Okay,
they're fine, they're legit, and you're like.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Van based acupuncturist. I don't know if it's all a
lot of juggy boils and dragon drops the needles in
there that sterilized.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
A cup of tea. I'm assuming any ACC provider, right
would be fine. Any ACC provider's fine.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
But yeah, and then new tattoos, no, because they can
never trace better whether where you got your tetor was
was a good clean place, right.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
And then botox, I was like, are you kidding me?
So you haven't been able to give blood for a
while there, for about a year. Okay, wow, we'll be
able to do so the more my frown comes back,
that's when I know I'll be able to do it. Okay. Anyway,
So I went and I donated a small vol of
blood right to be tested, to be tested. And then
I went and so I went sucky out of the arm.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Then I got squirty into the other arm. I got
my COVID vacs. Oh wow, Okay from the lovely woman
that gave yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
She's good. Yeah, good compliment? Did you did? She say
I had great definition?

Speaker 4 (20:39):
I didn't get a compost. She said, you just really good.
I've got I've always known from a tricaps. She said,
you're gonna need to relax that bloody python their chance.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Wow, I didn't get any of that. I don't think.
I don't think they're meant to give you compliments because
it could be seen as you know, and appropriate and appropriate.
She already read the want compliments.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
She's like, he's an old boy that doesn't mind the
bloody Yeah, yeah, how many get through us?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
So I did that, and then I got lasered laser. Here, reminder,
you got all of the sciences.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
I know we are actually going to talk a little
bit later about one of these appointments, because boy oh boy,
the waiting room was somewhat of a fiasco. Okay, but yeah,
when I was getting I was like needle in sucking
out laser the most starche how good science. I sort
of should have plaid a bit more attention. I really
lost interest in science. If you if this was the sixties,

(21:28):
you'd have a mustache.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I'd have a full grown beard, I'd be shaving it,
so I'd have a shadow. Yeah, yeah, you just there
wouldn't be a vaccine.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
There wouldn't be a vaccine, so I'd be riddled worth
all sorts. Yeah, and I suppose they would have done
blood tests back in the day.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Yeah, but they might have just chopped your leg off.
You're tingling just checked.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah, blood was They chuck a leech on and then
they put the leech in holy water, and if it explodes,
then you've got your devil inside it and they burn
you at yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Or if they try to like that leachre on fire yep,
and it doesn't catch fire, you got a devil inside,
and the boon you as well.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
It does catch you got devil. The devil's basically inside.
Is the blood test of the old the old Church.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Someone's mister Haley, you can donate blood after twelve hours
with boatox?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
What in three months after a TESTO.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
I can't tell too, because when they put the blood
into the person in the hospital a sudden, the person
in the hospital just loses all like facial expression.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah. Yeah. The person's like we need to save their life.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Like this one's about riddled with boatox it's fine and
they wake up from a coma and they're like, I
look incredible.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Play Cums, Fleable and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
From the Panoramic and En Think Tank. This is the
top six. Well, hello there. Auckland's Ramawera pickleball club Darling Darling,
Well has the test between New Zealand and Tonga. Twink
Darling Tonga, who is sitting over only two of their
top players. There's four people in a game, is it?

(23:05):
Is it bagging tongue? Pickleball must be, must be?

Speaker 4 (23:08):
But there's two people per team? Yeah, in pickleball. Right,
it's doubles.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
I've never played doubles. Played I think you would. I
don't know if you'd handle it with your back at
the moment, like back might be just what the Dodger order.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
It could be.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
It's life stretches. Do they have sexy pickleball coaches?

Speaker 2 (23:31):
You know how, like older woman go and get a
tennis tennis Yes, oh, you got very excited, you said, yeah,
I would, you know how?

Speaker 4 (23:41):
A lot of the images usually rich older woman, young
tennis coach.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah, I want to be rich young woman, older tennisball coach. Oh, okay,
like silver fox locking the norms silver fox and his
mid to late fifties, like I retired, Yeah yeah, but
like still keeps it tight. It was gonna keep it
like David Beckham. Yeah yeah, I've got pretty Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Well, this New Zealand pickleball team needs a name. And
I tell you what, A lot of thought always goes
into naming New Zealand sports scenes.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah it does, Yeah, a lot. I'm so black, white, silver,
Number sex on the list of the top sex names
of the New Zealand pickleball team. The black petals, the
black pedal.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Do we already have the black pedals like pedal for
like boats or pedals.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Black petals in z canol Oh no, the black petals,
the pedal blacks. That's coming up on the list number four,
the list of the top sex names of the New
Zealand pickleball team. The silver pedals.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Oh yeah, hang on with the woman's that will be
a woman's Yeah you know, okay, available and it is
some I've just seen a picture of the people playing.
There's older people, okay, okay, So the silver pedals, good
wit double are you saying that, like we could probably
get in as younger players and whip their and get

(25:18):
deliver them a can of.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
These. And then finally we're in an international sports team.
We think I've been in an international sports team before
you reckon they're good. I mean they're from Darling. I
don't they got time on the hands. Number four on
the list of the top six names of the New
zealandball team, the White Pedals. We have a look, the
white Pedals. We've got the white water kayak pedals. Okay, okay,

(25:51):
we all right, okay, that's just selling pedals. Could you
say white peckles. That's coming up on the list. There's
not that many options.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Number three on the least of the top sex names
of the New Zealand pickleball team, the Pedal Blacks.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
You're with that that exists, That exists, The paddle Blacks. Yeah,
so that's peddle Blacks.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
And that's Canoe polar the paddle Blacks and New Zealand's
national senior men's canoe polo team.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
This, of course they do. We donate to them every year.
Yes we do. We actually sponsor their canoes, don't we charity?
Yeah do we? I don't know if we do. Because
our street teams are called the Black Thunders. Yeah, so
we put the black Pedals by the.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Black black Thunders. Okay right, yeah. Number two on the
last of the top six names of the New Zealand
pickaball team, the White Pickles, the white peckles. Yep, okay,
white peckles, pickle. That's going to bring up something of
albino pickle situation.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
We're good.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Actually, actually it's taken. It's the albino water polo team.
Why were they called the white pickle water and they
get pickles, they get pickled.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Try and get well. Number one of the less I
probably and google this, number one of the those a
of the top six names, and the New Zealand pickleball
team the black Peckles. She's gurgling anyway, Black peckles, it's
not it's available. We are in the black peckle, black pecks,
and well, good luck against Tonga. Yep. The black Peckles
are out there during of this repres in New Zealand

(27:19):
on the pickleball I can't wait to see the black pickles. Hacker.
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Darling where people can.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Hacker if they want to do a hacker. The only
Mary down the road. I know, you know, I'll call
my Maori. Maybe maybe say friend on the end of that,
because it sounds a little possessive. He's fun. He lets
me say that. But I will call my Maori friend
and he will come and he will teaches the hacker. Rangy, Rangy,

(27:55):
I need your dialog. Rangy will teach us the hacker.
Drank is my mamored friend wanted s sang friend on
the in just sounds so much better than saying my
mar I'm married my local Malory that is. I'd just
like to say this.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
I'm tuning to remind the humble listen that Hailey is
of Mali descent.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Why are this show's married? Yeah, yeah, yes, he's my
married friend. I'm your married friend. I'm you're married. She's
my mar.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Me me racist.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
One of my best friends is a ma friends is
a Mary. She should really tell me. You should see
her in February, a long hot summer. You'd be like, shi,
mare that is Jesus all right, Well, I was nice
working with you. Guys were just tuning in down like

(28:53):
what are they doing there?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
That is that Flinch Thorne and Haley right now to
ask you what is the worst cass you've ever had?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
This has got me thinking about so many bad passions.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Maybe it was your fault, maybe it was their fat.
Maybe it's just a bad mix. Maybe you just went
in at the wrong angle and chip to tooth, oh
your teeth. The reason went through a lap.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
The reason we're oh yack, the reason we're asking this
is because Kate Winslet was doing an interview and was
obviously always gets brought up Titanic and her long and
lovely relationship with Leonardo DiCaprio, and she's like, I remember
at the time he was such a heart throb and
everyone wanted to kiss him. And she said it was
not at all what it cut out to be because
he had to play like a kind of a lowly

(29:38):
worker out in the sun. So he was doing sun
beds and had darker makeup on Bronza and she was
playing the English rose, so she had this like white foundation.
And as they made out, they their foundations would mix,
and it both on each other's mouth looked like they'd
been sort of munching chocolate pod chocolate and vanilla pud,

(30:02):
you know, respectively.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I actually thought about that with the makeup thing when
filming it for me and Chris.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Parker had to do the scene for Funny Girls one year,
and it was when I had this was in the
middle of this like extreme acne breakout, so I had
was covered in foundation, and the whole scene was that
we were supposed to make out very hungry, and he
kept eating my makeup off and make each tape.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Was that coming out? And is that what made him gay?
And I think that was the moment he was like
no more of that sometime. But anyway, she said it
was awful and that they.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
Had to keep on kissing and getting make up right
wiped and put on wiped and put on, that they
had like rashes and wasn't that he's a bad kissing No,
it wasn't that he's a bad kisser.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
It's just that the kissing experience was terrible, which everybody
wanted to like he was the heart throb of the time.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
This happens a little bit on Love Island, particularly if
people have mixed race make out, because and I've seen
like wedding videos of say like a black woman and
a white man and then they curse and have a
big passion. Then her foundation which is obviously you know,
tin shades dark and yeah, a smear or vice versa anyway,

(31:16):
that's what that's what.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
We want to know. It's like, what is the worst
case you've ever had?

Speaker 2 (31:19):
But it doesn't have to be a makeup smell. Anything
could be going in and get I don't know, your
tooth goes through a races.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
We all had a brace hash or like I reckon.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
The first time I made out was someone it was
like sucking on an eel, you know, like you know
how teenagers get your tongue. They think they know what
it's like to passion. Then they're like ended up with
pash rash the worst, you know, Like have.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
You seen those people that get past rashed and it
gets infected?

Speaker 7 (31:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah, my search.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
So if they it's like little abrasions all over, and
if they put bacteria and stuff I've seen really like
scarby pearsh rash.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
So what you meant to put some set? Don't give
it a clean Okay, don't google that.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Also, one of the first boys I made out with
when I was a teenager had a tongue ring.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Oh that goes.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Your soft teeth as well, buttery teeth. Okay, I'll wait
a hundred dollars at him.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Give us a call.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Now you can text.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
You use your tongue to push someone else's tongue out
of your mouth because you need to start for a
little breathe cheap is like bat boy. You just exact
closing your mouth and the tongue goes and then you
show you out for a shoe.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
But right now, we want to know the worst curse
you've ever had, Because Kate Winslet was saying that making
out worth Leonardo DiCaprio was pretty pretty gross, but it was.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Because he was a bad case of the makeup issue.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Her light makeup, his dark makeup would mush all over
each other's faces.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Abby, what was the worst case you?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
And I apologize to anybody that's eating breakfast right now.
What is the worst case you've ever had?

Speaker 9 (32:58):
It was my I'm younger brother and we hooked up
when he came home one night but drug and he
hadn't threw up in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
That Oh wow, okay did that kill them? Did that
kill the mood?

Speaker 6 (33:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (33:17):
He also mean fever.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Well, funny you should mention I hadn't through about gandil
I got someone after a brief touch on glandular fever.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Oh, bloody glandular fever. I never had it, but that
sounds was miserable, but the reason he was sick or
too much booze, too much booze. Oh wow, he shouldn't
have been drinking on Glandulo. What did you do in
the moment yuk yuk kicked him? Did you have any mouthwash.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
Either?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
You mean, get him the mouth wash and let's get
back to it. You're not getting a second chance, absolutely not, Abbie.
Thank you, Maddie. What was the worst cass ever? So?

Speaker 9 (34:09):
I'm from Wellington and when I was younger the spi
and called Friday night pools where all the cool kids
would go to the pools on a Friday night.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
And met Maddie.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
There's a lock on Hailey's face when you said all
the cool kids would go and.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
On Friday the cool kids did this? I don't think
so because on Friday nights that's not what I was doing.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
It sounds like someone wasn't cool. Wow, okay out interesting.
So you'd go to the pools, yeah yeah, and.

Speaker 9 (34:40):
Pretty much you go down the slide and kiss your
boyfriend or the person you were talking to. So me
and this boy with walked up the stairs, got ready
to go down the slide, pop them together. But usually
Friday night pools. You get the sort of naughty kiss
as well that would slide down the slide, stop himself
and stand up.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
That's against a slide rule, that is rule breakers.

Speaker 10 (35:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (35:08):
So yeah, me and this boy, we're on our way
down pretty much kissing and this person he's being cold
kids knees or something with the guy that I was kissing.
And it's safe to say we didn't really finish our
case and it never happened again.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Oh oh my god, you could lose a tooth. That's
you don't want to be kissing in boardies like situation.
Yeah yeah, the bottom and the like. You've got to
get out of the pool. I can't. I love you now,
just give me a little bit of time thinking about something. Yeah,

(35:44):
Manny Pature, thank you Jamie. What was the worst kiss? Hi?

Speaker 6 (35:51):
Mine work as bad as Abbie, But I have that
all This guy that I don't think he knew how
to kiss, is like, do you know how when you
cass you just like yours? He would like use his
teeth and he would like to scrape my mouth, scrape
your mouth like he was trying to nibble you.

Speaker 9 (36:10):
I don't know what he was up to.

Speaker 8 (36:11):
But it was very pleasant and it's kind of.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Like, yeah, yeah, a wee little nibbler, wet little nibbler.
I could yield. He's just doing too much, Jamie, thank you.
So he's really taught to kiss though, no you're not.

(36:34):
But this is why girls we make up with each
other and we figure it. We figure it out together
and then we go out and we were maybe guys
need to be hooking up with each other as young
men and being like that feels good to seepe.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Well that I like it when you did that, Andrew,
what does this look like from your perspective? And Andrew's
just in the in the cup chair and he's like,
look good, lads, look on one piece of feedback. Yeah,
I'd back off the nibbling a little less. Yeah, after
an making out in the club, back in the back

(37:12):
of my youth, Yeah, I thought the kiss was quite
a passionate, long drunk pash work up in the morning,
full blow and swollen purple lips, Oh God, from the biting,
from the biting, like hecky lips, yeah, lips lips. A
few guys, I've had a few guys who've tried to
swallow my mouth from nose to chin.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Envelop you like that thing aliens slaps on your face,
the face hovers and then try to get the tongue
in at the same time. Oh, okay said feeding a
baby bit Chris Parker, the way you described.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Him kissing it wasn't it was his character's character. But
somebody says, I think this is maybe a christ Jewish
boys high technique. I took a drama boy to formal
and he basically lit the makeup off my face that
I had professionals to put. Yeah, and the tongue went everywhere,
but in the mouth a lot of face tongue lights
out in the dark, winding.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
For a snug, missed her mouth, got a nostril and
managed to look at booger out of it. My partner
and I invited a third and for happy fun times. Okay,
But he kissed like he had a.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Wooden tongue poking in and out of our mouth like
he was playing pool, you know when you're lying up
your shot.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Yeah, kiss her.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
He would basically scrape my mouth of his teeth and
he would kiss really fast.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Another weird little nibbler. More nibblers. We've also had another
throw up in the mouth.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
He'd put his head, put his tongue in, and I'd
push his tongue out, and then he'd bite my tongue
on the way back out.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
So I had the like ah and slowly pull my
tongue out. That's funny. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Somebody else said they were making out and the guy
literally made this noise as the tongue went in and
out of my mouth.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
What do you make a noise?

Speaker 8 (39:06):
For?

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Play?

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Play Now producer Shannon you, What did you order yesterday?
For delivery my groceries for the week?

Speaker 7 (39:23):
Love?

Speaker 1 (39:23):
I love getting groceries to love it.

Speaker 7 (39:25):
Yeah, well I lazy, Well, you know, because now I
live in an apartment and it's weird to drive to
the supermarket. But carrying everything back, we had to do
one of those top up shops washing powder. It was
just one of those days. We're like, I had a
free delivery on milk run.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I was like, let's just on Yeah, I've never used there.

Speaker 7 (39:44):
Yeah, so I was like, let's order it and anyway,
waited and a delivery driver shows up. He was about
my age, like mid twenties. Quite an attractive guy, I
can say descripts scruffy beard, but like well, maintained short
here freckles like tan, quite.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Mustly like he was quite an attractive guy. And you
got you you women listen to all of these audio
box and now everything in life was like, oh, I'm
so sorry, and you use a toilet? God, please come
and signe.

Speaker 7 (40:15):
Well, So he gets out of his car to open
the boot to get the groceries out.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
So he gets fully out of the car so I
can see.

Speaker 7 (40:20):
Him, and he's wearing a normal black T shirt, quite fitted,
and then white linen flowy pants, so linen based len.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
What is he Richard Branson on an island? What he's doing?
Is this fresh from copper winter? I don't know.

Speaker 7 (40:38):
But they were so see through that I could see
the word jockey on his black underwear.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Oh no, you don't wear though. You know he's single,
because a woman would never let a boyfriend. But they
were like long jockeys, you know what I mean? How
this is like like a Mormon style.

Speaker 7 (40:54):
Yeah, And they were black and I could see the
waistband so clearly.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
They could see the word jockey, jockey, jockey, jackey.

Speaker 7 (41:02):
And because my partner was with me, he was helping
me carry up these groceries, and I could tell, you know,
when you just look at your partner and you're both like.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Are you seeing an entire underwear? You never wear black
onundies with white linen pants.

Speaker 7 (41:15):
And he had to bend over into the boot to
reach the stuff.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
So you had to look.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
It was just so.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
And he was just wearing little like jendles as well.
I just didn't get.

Speaker 7 (41:29):
I know, and he was wearing over ear headphones while
driving as well.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
I can't understand his vibe.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
This question because women were provided many an option for
a flesh colored.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Dundy, but men, men don't have a skin colored grass.
We don't know. I've never seen a men's It sort.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Of doesn't make sense because if you're wearing you've got
worn a lovely linen suit, linen suit, black under it.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah, that's what you do. I've googled. You can find
them a Calvin Klein doer like a like a skin
color kind of skin color.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
All of shopping is on as like overseas. How interesting,
Like you're not buying underwear from team.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I feel kind of bad. Now I've just ripped out
this guy and he had no other option.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
No, maybe they could wear He could probably have worn
white yeah, but yeah, like lots of my undies are
just like pale skin colors.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
What if this guy got caught in a one of
those Auckland down paws at last ten minutes and all
of the.

Speaker 7 (42:37):
Seven to be fair, it wouldn't have looked much different
if they were wet. They were so see through it
was insane. You know when pants are so see through
you can see the pocket lining. Yes, not what I
thought you were going to say, pocket pocket pocket. So
it was like two white panels on the front, full

(42:57):
long black underwear, giving Mormon a little bit also just
a strange slack choice for a food delivered cut to
the chase, any wangs. I didn't link it because I
was with my partner and I was just quite overwhelmed
by the whole situation.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
As a male, I'm just gonna say, I feel like
Shannon's lucky he didn't have holes in his undies, because
every pair of undies I own has a big hole
in it.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Yeah, I got my undie has gone ab Why recently
burning through them that you're I don't think I might
be a bettert of whack burning through them to a
c Yeah, baking so down there, I just noticed recently
there's more holes. Maybe it's time to buy some new ones. Yeah,

(43:51):
it could be. Could be. I'll get some nice fleet
the bottle and.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Have a baking soda bath. I have to see one
of those vanes, like one of those volcanoes.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Oh yeah, sit down and it'll be like school.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Play, flor and Haley.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Now, you mentioned yesterday, Varne that people were looking for
new jobs. At the moment, people are. It's just that
that time of the year that a lot of people
are going, I want to change a little change. Uh,
And apparently here's a way to get some attention. Okay,
with your CV, because I don't have a CV. I've
got acting CV.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Pretty dry? How many that's when did you last date?
Your sizzle reel? There?

Speaker 7 (44:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Shoot, it's beat ages. Actually I could. I couldn't because
actors that they have a sizzle reel and that's all
their clips, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Of them?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
And stuff like movies and TV. Do people even do cvs?

Speaker 11 (44:50):
Now?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
I thought everyone just said here's my LinkedIn LinkedIn I
have never liked.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
I reckon I'm being hacked by Lincoln by the way,
by the at the moment, because every day I get
an email saying like the this person's connected with on
LinkedIn linked Lincoln, I've never used LinkedIn.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
I've got a.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Profile, I think, and then I click on it and
go unsubscribed, unsubscribe, unsubscribe them. Every day it's just a
new email. Someone else keeps giving you more LinkedIn.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yeah, I think I've made the mistake as a joke. Yeah,
on LinkedIn, put I'm hiring.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Why'd you do that? I'm getting so much international interest
for all my LinkedIn schemes because my LinkedIn's just a joke.
As you use LinkedIn as a comedy every now and then,
I'll just say I started a new business. Yeah, I
came very successful businesses.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Here's my CV currently Hailey Sprout actor one hundred and
seventy eight centimeters. No, I've shortened myself a centimeter. That
makes me more approachable as a leading lady.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Oh does that okay?

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Yeah, there's a photo of me only twenty k years
ago and about five year colors ago.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Also, what do you do?

Speaker 7 (45:50):
What is that?

Speaker 6 (45:50):
What does that look?

Speaker 1 (45:51):
That's that's Mcloud's daughters. We call it Clouds Daughters. Yeah,
check a check a cowboy hands and rims on a
Kuber and a cloud's daughter. Now that shortened straight? Oh wow, short,
it's not smiling, No, no, no smiling, that's smiling love.
She lot lovely. I'd give you four camels for that.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Now we've got you. Look, Just smile a bit more love.
Okay did you just say, give us a smile? Yeah,
give us a smile, love. You're much prettier when you smile. Okay,
I'll do that.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
More skills include alto so singing voice, comedian composer.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
What what cycling?

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Cycling? Full license? Horse riding? Bullshit? Mc piano singer swimming.
Is that just in case the Lord of the rings?
The second? What are they doing for sowing for the
Lord of the rings? Some more? Lord of the ring?
Horse riding?

Speaker 4 (46:47):
So keep that on their mc piano singer swimming, theater sports,
exilophone accents American and we heard that yesterday. That's flawless Australian, British, Cockney, French.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
New York in South American. Wow.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Okay, anyway, so I'm just watching an RP like royal pronunciation.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
You're darling.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Anyway if you've got a normal CV, not a silly
acting CV where we all say horse riding, because we
live in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Apparently they're saying.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Now, the number one tip that you should do is
include when you seen your CV, a video introduction of yourself.
Oh no, my name's Hailey Sprowl. Really looking forward to
meeting you riding horses. It's not expected, but it gives
you a chance to really stand out from the crowd.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
I think if you this is the kind of thing
a hot person would do. You know, like hot people
always put a photo of themselves. Ye, you've got to
see me. They know they're hot and it's going to
get a foot in the door. But if you're a minger, yeah,
like that, you're not seeing a video because they're going
to be like, oh, look at this person. I don't
want that in the office myself. I want to have

(47:58):
that working in front of me night. Oh yuck.

Speaker 7 (48:00):
No.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
A lot and and and this recruitment expert says that
more and more people should just harness the power of AI.
All right, so hey, I hey, AI, write me a
cover letter expressing that I'm you know, a funny, personable person.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
But is it going to sound this is a pro obvious.
It's so obvious. Yeah, make an effort. Well, I think
the videos go, because then you go, then it's it's
genuinely you.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
What would you say? What's the top three things you'd
say in your video? I see I'm not good at this.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
I'd be like, Hi, Hi everyone.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
I'm with that beautiful smile you just saw. Hey everyone,
my name's Haley Spray. I look forward to meeting you
in the opportunity to work with you. I'm a real
people person. I'm really great at problem solving and I
definitely won't take advantage. I want abuse the privilege of
the Barkard on Friday, because I know when's enough.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
You really you really enough kind of when you mentioned
the Barker, you heard about the Barker.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
A problematic way, doubling down on that defensive even asked
you get.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
The work done, and hey, if it's all done on
a Thursday, let's get the world.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Play flat Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Well, I saw this pomp up on Australian news website yesterday,
the surprising ten dollars camart item ossies love. Now when
people do this, I've checked, it's fifteen dollars in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
All right, so we pay a little bit more. But
this is something I talked about. And you guys will
remember me talking about this because I've had it on
flights when we've gone away this year for work.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
It is a little thing you clip. It's what they
call the Universal in Flight Phone Mountain.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
I remember you getting these. You and lovely big hearted
James got that and so you collect them to the
tray table and then it holds your phones. You don't
have to hold. You got this to your holiday this time,
alinelast year. I think you were like a year in advance.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Yeah, because do you know what on TEAMU? And I
know TAMU is bad for the planet, and aren't we
meant to just stop by crowd? We should stop buying crap.
They're three anywhere between three and five dollars, yeah, or
fifteen dollars that came out And and I'll tell you what,
I've been using it so much. It is amazing because
it folds up like to something that fits in the

(50:24):
palm of your hand.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
But so when you're on a long haul fly or
you do it a but short haul as well, but
you put that in there and you'll be able to
watch what you're downloaded netflixes and neons and.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
So you don't have to hold your phone, and it's
right in front of you at like eye level because
it clips into either the trade table or you know,
some seats have like a little compartment.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
At the back of the clip in front goes.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
You can just telt the screen back up because it's
got this arm that can be in any position. It
is amazing and now everyone on loans it.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
It's so cool. It's like I told you about that
months ago. Yeah, but I remember correctly. There's from what's
his name with the tip end point? What? What? What's
his name?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
With the tipping point point? I'm well, yes, yes, you
book the tipping point.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
I was thinking about the TV show where they put
the thing down the slot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you dummies
would have been yep. But doesn't He talks about mavens
and different sorts of people. And then there are the
people that are onto these trends early, but they don't
have the push. Oh you're saying that I don't have
the inflo I'm not. I'm just on his social media now,

(51:37):
forty thousand followers. Not bad?

Speaker 8 (51:40):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (51:40):
A man that's got the taste the head of the crowd.
But then you need the next person to push it
to right.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Also, you've done six posts in the last eighteen months.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Yeah, I don't post. I don't post. They're all pretty extra,
they are pretty good, they're greats.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Yeah, but you've done whereas you you're just you'll just
post a picture of your colored wall.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Yeah, man, I'll just do anything. I'm thinking about doing
something today, I'll do something right.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Okay, Yeah, right, nice. But yeah, I don't know. I
just I just feel like I'm a bit cast over
catch up word. I was pre influence. Maybe I'm a
pre influencer. Yeah, I'm not going to.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Malcolm Bladwell's book okay, from the year two thousand, The
tipping Point. Connect as the people in the community who
know large numbers of people who are in the habit
of making introductions Maven's. You're a Maven information specialist. People
will rely on to connect us with new information, okay,
and salesman. That're the persuaders, the charismatic people with powerful negotiation.

(52:44):
You flight just kind of put it out there for
the people to You're a Maven. Be listening to more
of this, think you wow, you should be that all
like you.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Every morning you stop eating, put that food down his
hand off the mine.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Give us a small love, give us a smile, turn
around and let me see that. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
If you get a handful of deck cake, this is
These are lies. These are lies. Go give me a coffee.
Oh there, I listened to you. What are you talking about?
My every decision I make is influenced by you, My star,

(53:20):
all have children.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
TikTok, here is that you're over? He is crumbling to
Dace TikTok's brow.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Get on with it. Play now, lions, what was that?
I think you find dipship? That was a lion? That
was a lion. Well, lions are pretty cool. They are cool.
They are pretty cool. And a three legged lion. I

(53:49):
don't know how he lost this leg. Probably a landmine.
So how a lot of them go? Is he in
the wild?

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Was it blown off or was it amputator? Yep, well
he's in the wild. Sol amputator. It's not cleanly amputated,
just blown off.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Well, I don't know if it was blown off. Well
more information pointase, I know that maybe a crocodile got it. Okay,
because this lion, this three league lion Jacob Okay, stupid, Wait,
it's in the wild. And it's got a name. It's
in New Gander. They tag them. We know its name them.

(54:26):
We don't know how he lost his leg.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
See Jacob, terrible name for his brother, tibou yep. Great
name for a lion.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Great name for lion, t bou yep, t i b
u Yeah, tibul Jacob, Yeah, a lion.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
They swam one point six kilometers across a river that
they estimates and is one of the most heavily populated
crocodile rivers. Okay and New Gander. And he did this
with three leads. Goodness, because anything you put your mind
to it. So he can smell ladies, lady, lions, ladies.

(55:05):
So they took on a croc infested water just to
make the lady.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Okay. Yeah, that's that's the wild, isn't It's called the
water man. That's the call of the wild. It was
on heat obviously old tripod Yeah, tripods like and yes,
was one point one point kilometers. It's fine.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
It gets some hell of an effort. Send this a
line to the Paralympics. Get him in the swim. Yeah,
I don't know what has numbers.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
If they just stick to the lane, they might start
eating the other people want to swim, wouldn't it next
to him? Herning for it? This lion overcame the odds, Yeah,
it's beautiful, long odds. He swam on.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
He's only got three legs, and it was this is
a crocodile and fested river.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Just to meet the ladies for the ladies. They What
we want to talk about is what did you overcome
for some action? Okay, right, let's go to producer Jared,
who has a famous, we're gonna show famous story. I
don't know if we've ever told the story on here.
It may have popped out in a podcast. Did we
tell the story on air before?

Speaker 12 (56:17):
Yeah, a few years ago, my lucky undies.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
I don't know if that refreshed those that missed that story.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Tell us what happened a few years ago.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
I had had a big night out, gone out for Curry,
spent the whole night into clubs, then rolled out.

Speaker 12 (56:32):
Of bed and went to work.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
This is in your single days, am my single days.

Speaker 12 (56:37):
During my shift at work, I put my pants.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Did they not have a toilet works?

Speaker 12 (56:45):
I trusted a fart.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Curry Curry, my brother.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
It was rough, it was messy, it was so I
had a shower at work, through myndies on the bin,
clean myself up, sort it out, went on with my day.

Speaker 12 (57:07):
Got a message on Tinder from a leader.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Hey.

Speaker 12 (57:10):
It was like, hey, what are you doing tonight? Come
round after work for some hanky panky.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Line on the other side of the river.

Speaker 12 (57:20):
Female lion.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
But your boy doesn't have any undies on, doesn't want
to rock up wearing jeans and going commando because that's uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Of course weird and also just like, well, what's happening here? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yeah, because you can't just go straight from jeans to
no undies the jeans and then have undies on for
a little bat Yeah. Yeah, d h, you got to
have the bit of a d H.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
What's there? Okay? Carry on?

Speaker 5 (57:52):
So I finished work at like nine o'clock at night,
So like a lot of places aren't open to buy underpants.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (58:00):
So I'm walking to my.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Bus before the day of the tent for our kmart.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
Yeah yeah, So I'm walking to my bus stop. What's
right next to the bus stop is a New Zealand
souvenir shop. Oh, so I go in and purchase some
ten dollars New Zealand flag underpants. Let's just say someone
saluted letter that name.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Right, Wow, dollars for some New Zealand undis.

Speaker 12 (58:24):
Not great quality not yeah, but yeah, a lot of.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
You would have come across as one of those South
Africans that moves here that makes a real effort.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Yeah yeah, can we get a sleeve tattoo? Yeah? Design,
But that was Jared overcoming the odds, overcoming the old
day earlier that and this is what we wanted to
talk about. What is your story that is similar to this?
When did you overcome a horrible day or a horrible

(58:55):
event because at the end of it you knew the
Good Lord and growing obstacles in the way, don't sin,
don't sin, You're catapulting, You're jumping over them. You're like, yeah,
a plague of locusts.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
What was your crocodile infested river that you overcame just
to get to the other side to go on a date.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
A couple of top tear texts.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Okay, a lion called Jacob who has three legs, so
apparently I should be saying, yeah, Hob of course Hebrew
pronunciation there, Yeah, Cob and his brother t boo swum
one point sex kilometers across a river. Now I said
it was a heavily infested river with crocodiles. Yeah, now
there's a number here, And I was like, I don't
trust that.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
I've gurgled it. It turns five million crocodiles live in
this river. What I didn't crocodiles? Five million crocodiles. Yeah,
now there's five million crocodiles in this river. Along too
many crocodiles. I say we need a cult Yeah, Crockey culroy.
I think we need a Crocky cul hambag. But Hoskins

(01:00:08):
probably do another pair of croc boots. He loves the
crocodile famous. They love wearing animals.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
So the male lions outnumber females two to one at
this national park because farmers and the nearby farms were
poisoning the lion because the other ones that do the
hunting and they were taking the kettle.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Oh so it's a real sausage lazy men. It's the sausage.
Lions are like going, you go get the food. No,
I'm playing PlayStation.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
The longest ever recorded swim undertaken by lions and one
of those three leagus and when it was through a
crocodile festival and it was all to get to the
leadies on the other all for the nookie.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
So you can tell eight hundred dollars at him. You
can take through nine six nine sex somebody sage.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
When I was twenty years old, I baked two k's
out of town and the pitch black, no lights, dodging
all the speeding cars on the highway for a little
bit of nookie.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
I will see you and I will raise you another text.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I once biked seventy six kilometers on a single geared
Charles Bmex. I left Cruise and I got there at
seven am to be nine hours. I soap it up
quite a bit on that bike, right, and needless to say,
when I got there, she was asleep.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
That is very dangerous nine hour bike ride.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
I spend my last twenty seven dollars on the Uber
to their place. Full well know I'm I'd have a
twenty kilometer walk home and I'd be on noodles for
the next week.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Oh but you did it, anyone did it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
So You're going all the way there and thirty dollars Uber.
So I'm thinking, Harry, Harry, that's quite far away. Yeah,
twenty kilometers. They see, it's some and then no way
to get home.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
They're going to walk home. Surely, she he They say
the night someone could give you a lift. You statay
in the night, you stay in the night. In the morning,
surely someone's giving you a left home noodles for the
next week. Every time you sleep in those delicious noodles,
you've got to be thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Yeah, it was noodles. Yeah seas yea switched suffered through
a very dirty club bathroom, but it was No, we
can't be doing it in the club bathrooms. Guys. Let's
how we get staff. And I'm trying to I'm trying
to wash my hands, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
Oh, cyclone Gabriel battled the floods to drive thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Now. We were told to stay. We were told not
to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
Yeah, we were told to stay in doors and keep
off the road, not clog the road, not go for
a thirty minute drive for some fun times, although.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
It's kind of romantic when the winds, you know that
we hear the rain on the roof and the wind
one is battering up and then when you get the
boot the door open and you're like, you won't believe
the journey I've been on. Oh, my god, that's almost Also, yeah,
that's kind of dead, a little bit hot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
I had a friend that ran ten kilometers in the
middle of the night to go meet up with this
girl and get it done and their parents' garage just
a little tin k.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
It was a bit of a laugh. He had previously
been kicked out of biology and didn't know where I'm
not gonna finish. Okay, yeah, he's off to loon. And
here I was thinking, this is another text. And here
I was thinking that me and my eggs walking three
hours every other week to sneak into each other houses
with some effort. But look at these people going to walk.
That's a long walk. Get a push scooter's eighteen kilometers,

(01:03:18):
so you get some rolling blades, for God's sake. But
if it sounds rural to me, rural roads. Don't like
rolling a hot air balloon. Get a push bike, get
a blimp yourself a blood pot d I'm going to
start at the barber. Oh he's the bloody gas boddel.
See you later, dad.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Oh god, um, I don't want my I don't want
my friends to see me leave the house to go
next door. I jumped out of the bathroom window, tiny
and up. I fell into the bushes and thorns. It
was a very poky night.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Let me just sneak out the front door next time.
Yeah yeah. I skated twenty minutes to her house, rocked
up and had to ask for a plaster because I'd
fallen over and stuffed my knee. I've got a booboo.
Oh that's cute. Some things people have done for a
little bit of action. Jeepus crapush. Somebody said, please, uh,

(01:04:13):
someone of similar danger as the lion, did you read this?

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
I was in high school, walked and hitchhiked, No, walked
and hitchhiked across Johannesburg to the border of one of
the most dangerous neighborhoods in the world to get some
and home again.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
What District nine, district of the Prawn, Remember me, mister swift.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
The man I worked from a two pm to a
midnight shift and then drove four hours to pick her
up and four hours back to my place.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
That's jumped straight in a bit at eight a m.
For the rest of the day. Went back the day
after that day, and that was my birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
There God, somebody said that they were diagnosed with a virus,
and they said it's going to take you four weeks
to clear that out of your body. But I knew
someone was coming to town in two week, so I
tried real hard and then got a teeste and guess what.
I processed a four week virus in two.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Weeks vir ate, all the all the leafy greens, and
all the better man, nothing but spin should become a
beacon of house.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
A beacon used to sneak out of my window and
walk up my one point five kilometer driveway. Get it again,
Get it Tad, and me is immediately thinking, how was I?
How often is that going to need remittling?

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Yeah? A little, and she's scuffing up and down there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
I walked up by one point five kilometer driveway and
the pitch black to get picked up for fun times.
I was terrified my dad would hear the car if
they came all the way down the drive, so I'd
sneak up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
I drove from christ Church to Needa for a little
bit of last minute nookie. Wow. I also very much
welcome the re the reuse of the word nookie. No,
no of NOOKI little fancy little nookie, no little afternoon.
Let's not do that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Pay Dams, Flitchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Fact of the Day, day day, day day do do
do this week? Here at Fact of the Day, it's
a space week instanced influence. I'd say by a recent trip,

(01:06:26):
I undertok okay, find out more so to space notately?
Did you say find out more soon? Find out more so?
And I said, stay changed, stay changed. You've got me in,
You've got today's fact of the day. This pickled my
little brain, blew my mind. Okay, the moon is not spherical. No,

(01:06:49):
it's not ex fact absolutely, I've seen it. It's not
a rugby ball. Is that it is. He's gonna sit
here and tell us the moon's a triangle.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
The moon is typically as an oblate spheroid. Oh, okay,
I'm here holding this is this is very actually very timely.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
I'm here.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
I'm holding a little minuture basketball. Yeah, I'm squeezing it
from top and bottom. That it's not like that the
moon down to see it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
The moon is egg shaped, some described as lemon shaped,
but squatty egg. Then it is.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
The problem.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
And we see it sphericle.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
You imagine you're holding an egg upright like it sits
in the tray and you're like, that's egg shaped.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Now turn it on its end so you can only
see it from the end that around around this sort
of circumpany middle. You're seeing it from the angle you're
seeing and the end that points towards the Earth is
a little fatter. Oh yeah, you know how the egg
has a skinny in and around the end. So we're
looking shaped, is it because a little bit? It's not huge,

(01:07:58):
but it certainly isn't miracle, So it's not shaped like
an egg.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
It's thought because when it first formed and it was
like just on of this big ball of liquid molten goo,
and the gravity of the Earth pulled it a little
bit out of shape because the fatter.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
End facing us like a vacuum. Yeah. Yeah, I've googled it,
and NASA is saying the same thing as worn. I'll
google it. I hope you just didn't think I plucked
this from just my own thoughts and press.

Speaker 7 (01:08:26):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
I didn't know if you were getting it from space authority.
I didn't know if you were getting it from your
communities and message boards and Facebook. You get a lot
of your information from perfect sphere, they say.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
In perfect sphere, Yeah, I can see like an and
you know, also, it's twenty five percent the size of Earth.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Yeah, the like you could fit four moons across our equator. Yeah,
it's equator.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Some astronomers believe that that makes it close enough to
our size. We could be considered the double planet rather
than a planet with a satellite moon orbiting satellite.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Okay, should we be moving to the moon. Sort of
feels better than a great hurry to move to the Moon. No,
I'll be gone by then, not until there's good Wi Fi. Socially,
starling will be even better up there because the satellites
are porting towards Earth and they way closer to Earth
than they are the Moon, are they Yeah, I sort

(01:09:22):
of imagine they were in space. Yeah, right out there,
right out there near the Moon, like you could be
on Mars and just pick up two bars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
two bars is what you need. Yeah, that's all you need.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
It depends on if I'm sending a video, I prefer
more bars bars.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
I will send a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Fun.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
I recently bought a new couple of outlets mesh to
mesh my wife beautiful, fantastic John. Maybe we just need
one of those International Space Station just to mesh.

Speaker 12 (01:09:50):
It back.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
To your account because I'm on unlimited by all means.
Please you need to get another account unlimited. So to
the days. Fact of the day is that the moon
is not spherical. Fact of the day, day, day, day day. Yeah,
do deer deer.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Play play.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
I went to an appointment yesterday afternoon and I had
to head out to South Auckland and I parked and
I went in and this is my first time at
this particular place where I was going.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
So I went up to the counter and I said, hello,
hailes bribe an appointment, I said the time, And it
was crazy. She wasn't like, oh my god, I already
know who you are. I'm such a huge fan. It
was wild. She didn't say anything like that, Wow. Yeah.
I was like looking at it, No, anyway, not seen
day coffee? Have you not seen it? Anyway?

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
She was like, well, this is your first time year
at this clinic, and she said, so I needed to
fill out a form and I was like, all good.
Gave me the little, you know, clipboard with the form
and was like take a seat and fill this out.
So I turn around and there's like an entrance way
and there's three seats. In one seat is another woman.

(01:11:27):
She's sitting there as she is wont to do. Then
there's two seats, and there's a woman standing in front
of those two seats, and sprawled over the two seats
was a child who was just sort of laying on
these seats, taking up two positions, shaking up two seats.
So I sort of turned around and was like, there's

(01:11:49):
no seats. So then I had to so that this child,
I think maybe three years old, four years old, so
that she could sprawl, you know, and play around on
the seats. I sort of had to awkwardly stand in
the entrance way like the hauling way, filling a form
awkwardly really, and I was making a scene out of
it as well to let her know what an inconvenience

(01:12:09):
this was to me to be standing. And then I
was like filling out this form, like clearly just sort
of narrowed into a hallway. When there's clearly two seats
just sitting right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Here, you should have absolutely just gone over to the
seat instead of backing up towards the game.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Them was in the way, scooch, I'd say, skeoch across, I.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Want to sit down and do this scooch across the
spoon that was standing and the daughter could have both
taken those seats.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, which would have been fine, but
the but the mom was standing. But then they said
oh and they called a name and the mum went in,
and I was like, well, here you go.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
They're going to go in, and the mum said.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
You can stay here, sort of turned looked at me,
so I was like, you acknowledge there's another person here
and I'm standing here, and then went into her appointment
while the kids stayed out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
That was your perfect chance to yell at the kid
sprawled on two seats.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
What was a kid doing? iPad fine, just lying here
like this. I've seen a photo to the group. Sorry,
remember you want to be careful taking photos of them
people's kids.

Speaker 8 (01:13:08):
And I just thought it was like, just look at
this be it's just sort of lost, literally and the
old instead of relaxation, you say something, it's not like
you do not say I know, I know, I know,
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
I sit there like a like a like a spear thumb.
See that would there's a ludicrous song for almost every
single you're about to quote, get back, bitch, get out
the way. No I didn't sing a song. I just thought,
oh my god, the audacity, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
The sheer kind of I don't want to pry kind
of appointment. Was that the mum isn't taking the kid
into the room with the beauty appointment. I think she
was addressing a downstairs area, right, you don't want to
give you. I don't want a kid to see that.
There's trauma, and I hate to break it to you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
The kid came out of it, so but she won't
remember as this kid was old enough to remember remember
seeing the downstairs. Yeah, why didn't you just say move?
I know, I just didn't brat get my way from
from one brat to another. From bread. It's like a
bread off, wasn't it would stand up when you're with you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
There's not enough seats, so you're always like minor a
bit old now, but you'd always like set them on
your knee.

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
Yeah, yeah, nope. I always crammed in the hallway. Just
another just another form of contraception for.

Speaker 7 (01:14:32):
On sprown plays Flitchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Hailey, Silly Little Pool, silly little.

Speaker 10 (01:14:42):
It is so silly, silly, silly bad, silly little pool,
silly little pool, silly little poo, silly little pole, silly.

Speaker 7 (01:14:55):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Well, well, yesterday a caller we talked about what you
were arguing with your partner about car, and a caller
said whether or not the name Neil is one syllable
or two?

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
And we were like, we like this a lot. It's
a little pole time. So just over seven thousand votes
were cast since we put this up last night, and
there is one clear winner, but it's quite heated. Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Sixty six percent of people said one syllable. Thirty four
percent of people said two syllables.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Okay you, I'm team one syllable, Vaughn.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
I'm I'm more towards team two syllables because it touches
the roof of your mouth twice.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Nel Neil Neil Niel, you're.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Doing two okay, okay, Whereas some people have said that
if you're kneeling like to Neil Neil, that's more one
syllable than it is the name Neil.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Am I saying the name or the on my name?
Mins This is like mince Men's okay, Neil on your knees. No,
I said the name, okay. So I think that argument
is just redundant. It's it's saying that we say here
and here different. We don't. We don't. Min I think

(01:16:13):
it's two because you're the Yill of Neil.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Neil is the second bit. This is what our first
replier says. Emma, I would say one, but the Aussies
here in Perth would say two.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
We've had a simlar argument at work over the name
Tim Timm because me and my fellow Tim Tom and
they say Tim. But see that's just one syllable, isn't it.
It's a dipthong.

Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
Learning that at drama school when you go like, oh
and you joined two things to get to a dipo,
let me hear that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
So the sim is different, Ross Brett, that's one. Neil
play a little bit. Michelle said one because Google, and
Suri said, so Google, it's Google, says both things. Christine says,
because they count my syllable claps only clap once, Neil.

(01:17:15):
I but Hailey and say it's Hailee. Know that. So
somebody said, if you put, like if you rest your
fingers under your jaw, Neil and then say like a
two syllable like Vaughan, one syllable, Haylee, I can feel

(01:17:38):
my hand go down twice, whereas if I say Neil,
it's just your jaw doesn't always drop on. But it's
like a unique words.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Lottie says, your mouth shape changes midway through, so surely
it's got to be tool. Having a crisis over this
and the name no longer makes sense. It's absolutely baffled
the fiance too.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
This is great.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
It's topsy two thing. Every household teacher here, oh, here
we go.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Good morning. Miss William said. The number of syllables and
a word is determined by the number of vowel sounds,
and Neil, the e is making a long e sound
and the I is making an I sound as an insect.
Two vowel sounds, so two syllables. Yes, that's right, because
the vowel changes. But didn't We also hear.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
From teachers that said they they need to go to
a teachers and pe teachers right. From a couple of
a teachers too. I got the fun job because they
get to drive around the schools a little tractor. Caroline says,
my husband and I have had the same debate with
the name Miles.

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
Miles, Miles, Miles, but it is the same miles, the
I and the e.

Speaker 11 (01:18:51):
But if you're posh and you're talking to Miles Miles.
Hello Miles, Hello, Hello Neil, Hello Neil in Miles. Well,
it is in our favorite couple niel A Miles.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
Miles. There is only a one syllable and Neil, just
like there's only one syllable and Rock because your head
is not them. You're wrong, Rocks, You're wrong. I'm sorry.
The chin method is what I teach in my class,
and they're not sure. But your hand on your chain,
you said the word and how many times your chin
touched your hand as the number of syllables nil nil nil,

(01:19:26):
that's the GE's.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
It bsis every syllable has a vowel exception when it's
a y. Explain to me the word rhythm why that's
an exception though there's no why is often the exception
to the one point five owls is Charlotte.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
You know what I think?

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Actually one point five one point five syllables? Yeah, get
one point five syllables? Nearly there isn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
A really the good from you classic class. So we
haven't really decided. I know that the numbers is, we've
decided the numbers one vast majority, and I think through
this robust debate that followed. I think we've all opened
up our mind to one point five to one point
five one point five syllables. You heard it here first,

(01:20:11):
we're now introducing a point five of a syllable. Okay, yeah, Carl, No,
you would never you could never never call you Carl
Carl one point. When I go to America, I have
to pronounce my name Coral.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
Yeah, because Carl, you'd, says one. But Caral, you'd says.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Carl. Flitch Carl Carl, which one or two? One fletch
one point at one point five? Just one point three.
Now everyone's losing their minds. What's weel? It's too much?
We see that's that's one point two wheel as.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
One point two syllables. Someone said, right to reach out
to Susy didn't from at editing cats. Yeah, she'd know,
she'd know, she's so smart. Are only smart Twitter? And
you still got Twitter?

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
I don't know if twitter's around. I feel like she'd
be on Twitter. She'd be on Twitter.

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
Okay, we'll put it to her. We want to come
back to this is an ongoing debate. We'll have an
answer by Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
Another one in.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
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enjoy that, give us a writing and review, and be
sure to tell your mates you don't sound sincere there,
but I'm just reading what's written here.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
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