Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 19th August 2024

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The fleas Worn and Haley's
Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at the Cafe, the perfect start
to every day. Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fledgedbawn
and Haley.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Haley's back, Yeah, reunited. Still not one hundred percent, do
you know? It's It's been a strange little hourney because
all I wanted to do is get well enough to
sing on Saturday night, and I did, and my voice
survived the show. And then I sat in the rain
drinking prosecco for the rest of the evening, and Sunday
was was all stuffed again.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Happened? What happened? A weird turn of events.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
It's crazy, unpredictable. But anyway, we're getting there.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
One more day. I reckon, this will all be dirt.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
You just pumped a couple of dirt pills.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
They're not working as much as I wanted them to. Nah,
we're good, We're good.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Good, Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Our big show todaybed was the show without mat It's
actually gray.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
It was great.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
The purists loved it really Yeah right, Oh, you got
allergies to just rubbing.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
You're rubbing your eyes there those no no, no, just yeah,
my eyes just wa yeah, is it spring.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
You your child is the sort of ship they your
chance to go and the dro Sabrina Carpenter live in
allies here.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Here, I'm gonna t shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, get the ear colm down for your smith soldier
boy this week? Is that a current reference?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Small you happy on bed? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, Craig, that soldier boy, crag that soldier boy.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Everything everything you're doing right again with Sabrina Carpenter, who,
by the way, single single red.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Mango apparently now broken up. Apparently.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, well listen up for that mother trucker. We'll give
you a chance before seven this morning.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Top six. Do you know what you're doing?

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Nah's I really want to do something about the Sea
World monorail, but I don't know what because it's tearing
it down. As a child who the one time we
went overseas was to.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
The Gold Coast.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, I rode that monorarel three times around that you
support dolphins and in the nineties I did.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, you didn't know any free WILLI had just come out.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Well, I'd love to see one of those kind of
missing the entire point of the movie.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Oh god, yeah, I got the impetted one on the
Pat Pat Pat. I may have to stick my finger
and hit it.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
And no, I wasn't against it in the nineties and
I rode that monorail three times around Seawell.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
I don't know. There's something there. I don't know what
it is. If you're listening, and maybe you want to
do my job.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Towns that could do with the old Sea rail monorail,
world monorail, monorrel.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Because you know it. One's also never had a monorail.
Oh that's a crime.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
But then I would just pick three small New Zealand
towns that are sex. That's easy, that's good stuff. Okay,
lean on YouTube to heavily banter about the small towns.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, it's just how the top six is construct understands
you go, that's easy. I'll do that, and I'll rely
on YouTube to pat it out with bands.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah, especially on Mondays, especially lazy again on Fridays lazy.
I'll admit Tuesday and Thursdays pretty much the same situation
and leave Wednesday out.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Okay. Yeah, so minimum effort across the board.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
Play.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
And Haley police have been called to and all you
can eat well to a restaurant in America, Applebee's.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
You'll be familiar with that.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
It's a chain.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
They're not the whole thing isn't all you can eat.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
But they do do deals from time to time, and
I believe this wasn't all you can eat deal for
like wings. Fifteen ninety nine for like wings and a
few other things. That was all you can eat. Police
received a nine one one call. Officers were called to
a verbal disturbance. When they arrived, multiple females were screaming

(04:11):
at the restaurant, Oh my god, threatening people.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
We do scream, they scream, We love to scream.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
And so apparently this all started because that the woman
at the table said, well, I've paid fifteen ninety nine
for the all you can eat and she assumed, and
they were saying that means everybody at the table could
eat she could wang, right, No, you dumb, dumb you
got to eat them.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
That's not how it works. It's per person. It's per person.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Everybody knows that, right.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
That is such an obvious loophole. Do you know what
I mean? Your whole family?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
There wings, endless boneless wings, riblets and double double crunching.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
That's anuggets a nugget. It's much more of a tender.
It's or a nugget. Yeah. No, you've gotta have the
bone and that's what makes it juicy.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
So wait did they arrest her?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah, so a woman was arrested because it just it
just kicked off. God, people get moody about their wings.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I'm always so disappointed at how little I can actually
eat being such a slight thing like myself.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Confirm you lived it too long for it.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Im not say anything, but he turned away, right he
literally was here we are and still no confirmation.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
I can barely being such a slight thing like myself. Absolutely,
that's all about it.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
I'm gone for It's so crazy.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
You tell me and I'll say it.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
What do you being provocative? This is what it's like.
I'm menstruating.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
She finally, it's finally happened after three hundred and twenty
days days.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Congratulations.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Oh my god, I'm going to say this now if
I may.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Absolutely, I had a peek into what it's going to
be like with three menstruating women in my house.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Oh no.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
I tried to solve an argument between my wife and
my daughter, who were at a stoush like that reach
they would they weren't, and I was like, I'm going
to try to solve this, and.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
They both ended up shitting at me. Yeah, because you
will be the enemy. Oh. It was wild. And then
the next morning they're like best friends, but.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
There's still a little resentment forgetting I just just try
to solve it.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
I was like, oh, look, this is a problem. I'll
deal with this man. I can see that we've got
some we've got some year tempers. I'll sort this out.
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
I was like, yeah, two lions were fighting and I
was like the lions and then they both do it
on me.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
You're a little zebra. Yeah, about to get eatn I
got fully zebra.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah, it's going to be rough for it. Get outside
room finished. Yeah, I could go to the train.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Outside of it would have been safer, even though it
was like torrential downpour and horrendous storm onans. The tree
hut definitely would have been at the safe But I'm
happy here now.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Pay fledged Vorn and Hayley.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Good morning. If you're in an MRI machine right now, early.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, they don't open until unless you're in a hospital
one maybe.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, maybe, or maybe they've maybe you're listening to this
in the future and this on a podcast. Yeah, okay,
because usually when you go into an MRI machine, they
can put they put on the radio station like a
live radio stage.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
If they ask you what you want to listen to?
Because I've had only one in my life. Yeah, right, yeah,
well I've had two. I had three.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I've had three recently trying to get to the bottom
of this knee isshoe. And the first time they said,
shall we.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Chuck on the boys?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
And I said it was you guys because I wasn't
at work, And I said yes.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
And was that your most relaxing MRI either?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
It was a bit quiet, right, okay? For the chats
were a bit quiet because the machines, like it makes
all this awful noise. Yeah, so that's what they do.
They put ear plugs in and then these and it's
crap headphones because you can't have met them, so they're rubbish.
But then yeah, you can hear a bit of chatting
and stuff. It was good. It was fine, was all right, fine?

(08:12):
Did you hear that review? It was fine?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Take it fine, that's about yeah, lines up with how
much effort goes into.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah, yeah, fine, yeah, fine, fine, just fine, it's fine.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
It'll do.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Put that on the billboards. I reckon, Yes, it'll do right.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yeah, that's okay, that's all right, good, good enough for
a one hour Yeah, that's a new tagline anyway. So
I got one last week and I got asked, oh,
what I wanted to listen to? And I learned from
last time, so I said Metallica because one I needed
to be loud, but it's loud, so it's not loud

(08:49):
enough to drown it out.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
And then she was like, how's the music.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
I was like, crank it up, yeah, And so I
was listening to Metallica and then I fell asleep. She's like,
I don't think I've ever heard someone seen someone fall asleep.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
To heavy metal before. I was like, that's me. So
there's this check right this chicky babe. She was asked.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
She went into an MRI machine and was asked like,
what do you want to listen to? And she said
Chapel wrote, okay, who we love? We absolutely love here
on ZM the station. That's just fine for a one
hour MRI and the person misheard her and put on
an artist called Chaperone, which you can see and it

(09:25):
looks like she said the album artworks.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
She looked them up afterwards and was like, who the
hell was there?

Speaker 3 (09:29):
It looks like like a ghost kind of scary stories
to tell on the dark cover right vibe And it
was this like ominous, spooky, kind of atmospheric horror music
that she had to listen to for half an hour.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Her, okay, this is blue Sky above the Gang violent motion.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Oh, this is like MRI.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
With the It sounds like what an MRI might sound like.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
I'll get to the HOWK Like.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
That does sound like an MRI.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Imagine lying there and you just can't and you're not
allowed to move.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Yeah, you can't say anything.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Some kind of sci fi music like from a movie,
and they're turning you They're turning your body into a robot.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah, she could to be on a skyboard of the Gang.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Emotion has got nothing on the follow up single, Morose
Vandal the white Out Memorial for you now, oh please
please do.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
This would be horrible.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Oh my god, this is yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Excuse me, excuse me, I think you've played the wrong music.
This would be awful.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Yes, dare you say that about twenty twenty one's Emotion
hospice album Chaperone?

Speaker 4 (10:42):
But you can hear it? What do you cheperone chevaron this?

Speaker 3 (10:45):
What am I saying there's a return of men's mints, Cheperon, chevaron, cheperone,
A cast of gray.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
On the arm lights the stovetop pilot.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Oh this now, this is a good song. It's the
cast of the light of the stovetop pilots eight and
a half minutes long. So many guaranteed to be hearing
it on commercial radio. This must be a New Zealand
first I reckon playing cheperone.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah, so so many people.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
This was a Reddit three and lots of people were
jumping on being like, oh my god, I had this.
They didn't let me or sometimes they didn't let me
choose and I had to listen to Highway to Hell
by acdc omrapeat for forty five minutes. So many people
talking about their horror stories of getting it wrong.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
And then like an.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
MRI technician was like, oh my god, this is my
worst nightmare. I'm always listening being like you want who.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
What is it? What is it? What is it?

Speaker 6 (11:30):
Like?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Double check god, this is yeah, it's a lie. It's
a long time to spend in the machine. You've got
to be stelle and you can't. You want some good music.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yeah, you didn't get to music.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
I just I just tuned into sit Him, flitch for
and Haley, thank you fine for an MRI.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Thank you Hayley.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
We'll get the billboards changed out.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
Play it flit blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
This is the top six. Hey, it's good to be
back together. Ah.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Someone told me I had two songs and then only
gave me one song, and somebody who it's forty six.
What was somebody doing? To be honest, I did get
a little sidetracked about a list of New Zealand urban
areas by population. It was part of the research for
the top se for the top sex. And then so
it says the population and then how much it grew

(12:20):
between twenty eighten and twenty twenty three. So then I
arranged by biggest growth to loss and I was amazed
in my area Kumu Hoopi, when the population went up
one hundred percent, Oh wow, doubled yeah yeah, And just
down the road you guys did too.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Well.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
This is not double.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
But over the period of what time between twenty eighteen
to twenty twenty three, cares you've gone that You've gone
down a personal rabbit hole and you haven't prepared the
top sex.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
It's annoying that we can't just spend three hours in
the morning just the three of us catching up, do
you know what I mean? It's annoying that these people
listening also need context interesting things to listen to.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
I've got two more to go, number three, number three,
and I just heard your type which mean you only
had three.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Two type started?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I heard them, Well, brought new Plymouth in there.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
People. Yeah. Actually, there's a couple of good gags there
I could do.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Oh no, you're not yet. The hut Oh the heart
would be great for a monorail.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Lovely, but don't they already have rail. We've got trains.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
They've got two rails to go from the train stations
all around beautiful, brilliant.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah, forget one, okay, uh wonica, Oh no you monorail there,
I go one, go on.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
But when we moved there one of monorail.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
The news is that Sea World on the Guldie are
retiring the monorail, the closing it after four decades.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
So it opened in nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
Is Australia's first monorail, and then the Sydney Monorail.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Are both of these monorails I loved. I don't know.
I think it's only.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Because of the Simpsons episode. Yeah, it is the Simpsons.
I love monorreals.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
So it made three hundred and thirty thousand trips around
the park equivalent to going around Australia forty four times.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
And in twenty nineteen it got shut down. Sorry, I
got paused, and then of course COVID had and it
just never started working again. And they said, there's this
new area and they get this. They're building a massive
wooden roller.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Coaster and they've got to get rid of coasters.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
The wood I'm going to go, but just not tell
anyone that I'm not going to look at the dolphins
because I don't want the dolphins here, all of the
ol of it my eyes.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
But I love wooden roller coasters.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
So how long is get a picture and touch them,
have lost clips one with them, and then you're done.
When you're in Thailand's An, there was just a tiger
lying there. Definitely not sedatea just tired and sleepy. Yeah,
it's like how yeah, after they'll sleep in the sun.
I'll find a sunny spot just cats. I gay, Well,

(15:04):
I've got it now.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
The top sex in New Zealand, small towns that could
use the SeaWorld Monorada juge them up a little bit.
Number six on the least, Westport, on the west coast
of the South Island. Their population dropped three point two
percent between twenty eight ten and twenty twenty three cents.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
That someone needs a monro.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, this will get the people people back.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
One of the best burgers of my life in Wisport.
You know, a dinner play like I measured a dinner play.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, that big no that they don't make buns that big, Hayley,
They probably.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Made their own. Dad.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
I'll find you a photo. What I tour? How much
like the one hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
No, no, no, no, this was twenty twelve or something.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Okay, So what happened is when you had that burger
in twenty twelve when you were fifteen, it seemed real
because you had tiny hands. Because now you're an adult
and you have giant cans.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
The birds would be a normal signed.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
It was amazing.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
I'm going to find a photo and you're gonna be like,
holy Guacamoley, you carry on with your little top sex.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah or little his top.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
I chucked that in there and I didn't mean it. No,
I did not mean it. Carry on with you. Have
you got hay fever as well? It's sprang number five
on the list of the top six small towns.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
They need a seaworldnaded Oh yeah, okay. They built New
Zealand's only covered stadium, which you think is just, but
people still make fun of them, aren't they always poking
fun at Dunedin.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
I having a monorail could solve this problem.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Right, get from the stadium to the city. Yeah, via
like Castle Street, pick up the students so they can
get into town.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah great.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
So I grew up playing. We had a plastic train set.
It was a cheap plastic piece of ship and it
only came with so many pieces. But I tell you
what the fun I had rebuilding that set into a
whole bunch of different So if you think it's a
one big circle there at sea World, yep, we've got
some corners we can play with there.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
You reckon, we can go corner corner, corner.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Yeah yeah, you could put you could It could be
long and skinny. Yeah great, because you could just make
it so they turn at the ends almost the same
long and skinny good to stretch it out.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Do a loop de loop if you want.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
Number four on the list of the top six small
New Zealand towns. This one's actually a suburb that needs
to see world.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
When I up one Tree Hill in Auckland, Okay, it
doesn't even have that tree on top anymore. Yeah, it's
sort of enoughing one right, one tree, one rail, Mono Raila,
one monail.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Hill, Burgle was as big as a plate. But it's
not as big as the plate it's on. But look
how big it was. That's whisport.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Let's see that's tall.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
That's impossible to eat bag.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
It was real bad huge.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
That's enormous.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
That's the biggest big of you. Looks like they just made.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Dinner and put it in between two buns.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Twenty fourteen, A bigger pardon at the Melbourne Hotel. I've
been in the Melbourne Hotel and look at the size
of that there was. Yeah, that's good, Okay, shout out.
That's a there was ten years ago. So see if
it's still on the menu.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
If I could just get on with my little top number,
it really did hurt them number.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
To hold onto that for years.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
Number three and the last of the top six small
New Zealand towns that needed a SeaWorld Monerada, Plymouth.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Yeah, it's stuck in the eighties as well.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
I have the nineteen eighties or and it's not the
weekend transport.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
It's got some lovely restaurants.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Oh my godness.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh do they do things they Yeah, they do things
a little bit different, very differently, things a little bit differently.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Number two on the list of the top six New
Zealand towns that need to see one Mona.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
It's not so little, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Palmas the North, which is just basically New Plymouth but
not by the sea.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
A lot of people confuse it. It's the p in
the inn and they can go around because it's got
the square. I think the Monorroc would end of the square, okay,
and then go out to the university.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
Right that You're welcome. Parmas the North. Yeah, maybe set
aside some money and buy the Monerro. Number one on
the least of the top six small New Zealand towns
I need to see world. Monora Maron's ball in town,
Mada Mata has Hobbiton Cambridge has rich white people and
their horses and their drugs. Yeap, Maronsville needs a monorail
that you can sit on and go around town and
see all the fiberglass cows.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I don't know, and monorail or you could have just
called it the.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Morrow rail, Murror rail, Murrow rail.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Moro. The salesperson from the Simpsons to go to morons
would have convinced them bypassing that town.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
Lovely move move no rail and it goes past all
the cows under all the hard work here Moronsville.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
You just have to pay for it. That's today's upsets.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
Play play.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
I would have been involved in hiring anyone. I've never
been I've never held a position high enough to hire anyone.
Review to CV, looked at them, have you yep? Have
you mean when have you been the boss of anything
every day, all the time.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Anyone you have? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Everybody final say do you?

Speaker 3 (20:09):
You literally have no say whatsoever? Okay, there is a
shut up. There is a woman. I'm that higher smart
mouth on this bitch. You had to say, yeah, anyway,
she's a bakery owner in London.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Okay, that's my London accent. It's not that sure, it's
not It sounds like you're on.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
She took to TikTok to be like, oh my god,
there is nothing more humbling, in her words, nothing more humbling, humpling,
humbling than receiving a humble hump.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Yeah, the humbling. I keep my hum humble.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
There is nothing more humbling then receiving a ton of
gen Z c V applications, because she's like, the things
they are putting on them are cocked. She said, for example,
not a capital letter inside. And you know, when have
you been paying attention? Was still in existence, we had
a ten Z take over the social media and oh

(21:14):
my god, me Fletchers just got into the chat where
men and which one no respect for management around here?
You've confused us because you always Fletcher's name comes first
before Vaughn's. Anyway, me vorn and popped off in the
chat being like, what if what's happened to the capital letters?
Couldn't understand it and it was a gen Z thing,

(21:35):
she said, no capital letters on a CV, like not
even your name or disappointing, okay, no capital I for
I like meaning me, nothing on another girl's c V.
She said, I'm having a brack girl summer and you're.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Like, that's so irrelevant to your CV so bad, like
this is a formal, this is a formal thing the CB.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
One girl on her CV said I hate working because
I'm just a girl like g O r L, like.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
What is happening?

Speaker 3 (22:11):
So and then a lot of people were charming in
the messages, being like my god. And then someone was like, dude,
I got called bro in an interview, like in a
proper sit down, face to face interview.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
By my daughters, and people are just like what but
if you've got kids, now, that's just a brup.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
That's how they.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
They get her from school, and I'm like, how was school, yo?

Speaker 8 (22:34):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Someone said I interviewed someone and I asked.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
About the gap in their CV, and I said, what
were you up to between these years?

Speaker 4 (22:41):
She said, just killing.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
I sort of love the I sort of love the
episode attitude. I got one that said I've never had
a job, but I think I'd be good because I'd
done a week and I beatha and I didn't even sleep.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
It's so funny.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
I'll let's go to a rented resident gen Z's. Yeah
we had these.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Though, like what generations have always had these people?

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yeah, todly, but not in a CV.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Cvs were always quite formal and you don't even put
your relevant Like someone said someone put on their a
gen Z put on their CV that they were the
secondary school prom queen. Like that's just like not not right. Yeah,
gen Z is would you put any of this information
on your CVS?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
I know you'd use capitals.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
I'd use a capital.

Speaker 9 (23:34):
I don't think I've taken more of a relaxed approach
to cvs like mine for this job. I made it
blue and then I showed my mom and she's like,
what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (23:43):
I said, it's ZiT.

Speaker 9 (23:44):
In blue back when you guys were blue. And she's like,
I don't know about that.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Oh okay, creativity yeah.

Speaker 9 (23:50):
And like using photos and stuff, and I remember I
used graphics and my mom's like, okay, well let's use
a margin, Like, let's keep it formal a margin?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
What were you going right to the inges?

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Yeah? Because I had a fun little graphics. No no, no, no, no, away,
you must have a margin. Well, I'm here, you are here.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
She did get the job approved it.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
I don't know if he did. Carl, When did you
have a formal CV?

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:18):
I'm quite like traditional. I hate this. I hate this
so much. Like also, aren't we like not putting photos
on like.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Yeah, mea mega's like a light. Well, we're not gonna
speak yourself. I'll always check a head.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Why you bring us into the megapool. I'm not swimming
in the thought.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
I thought that you were self describing.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
I wish actually I could put together a c I'm
getting bitter with h Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah, I had a CV was in like two thousand
and two.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
What would you put on yours? This just a photo.
I'm the first radio job I applied for. I put
a certificate I got for calf Club and the primary
school relevance. Then this, as I said, highest achievement.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
I think there's a while like this, I've got an
acting TV right, and then there's definitely a while where
you start removing things like the Sheila Woin Shakespeare Festival
at Queen Margaret College.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
You know you've got to start going like no one
cares about really, because you tend to bring that up
all the time.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Performance the third in which has withered leg was actually
just a sore knee.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Yeah, I doesn't want to commit to the bit too.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Maybe I did win the pter V Jones Award it maybe.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
We don't need to mention it once a week.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
No, it's actually it was actually a performance that a
lot of people remember. My friend Andrew Patterson's mom x
She always says, I remember you're Richard the third two
thousand and seven. She actually brings it up as an
iconic performance of the time that I played the titular character.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
The performance difference. Yeah, we just don't need to hear
about it each.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Do you want to see the performance?

Speaker 10 (25:49):
No?

Speaker 11 (25:53):
Play and Haley, it is so silly, silly, silly that
sip silly.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Should you get a discount if you remove items from
an order?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
I e. No tomato please, I'm my Burger tomato discount
tomato disco. Yeah, So this happened with us the other day. Mike,
when we're in New Plummet. He wanted a pickle discount
because he's like, I don't want them.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
I don't eat pickoles.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
He doesn't eat pickles.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
But he got a briosh that had like a hash brown,
some bacon and egg in it, delash and pickles.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
That would have just been perfect. It would have kicked
it off. And then he said no.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
And then so we asked for the pickles on the
site and there was.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
No pickle discount.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
So we said, well, we'll eat his pickles in a
side bowl and they brought them out fantastic pack.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
Well, it's inconvenience.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
I think you don't get the discount because of the
inconvenience of the change to the standard dish.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
It is something like if it's tomato or avocado when
it's like not in season and it's expensive.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Ever, yeah, then could.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
You maybe barter for instead of avocado or tomato, maybe
you get an extra egg.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I used to do this when I was a teenager
and I'd go to the mall and I'd ask for
a butter chicken, but no chicken, just the sauce.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Okay, I've done that, and you know what, I love it.
I don't even need the butter chicken.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
How much is the sauce? Who cares?

Speaker 3 (27:26):
It's the bas Some places would give you a chicken discount,
and some places would be like, no, it's the standard size.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Oh, it's just the sauce though the chickens the protein.
Oh no, that's the expensive bit.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Okay, Well, forty percent of people think you should get
some form of discount. In fifty eight percent, I'm imagining
people who have worked on the other end of this said, no,
there should be no discount for this split.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
What a split?

Speaker 5 (27:49):
Yeah, Dan, if you're making adjustments, you're the asshole.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Am I an asshole? Sometimes? I am an arsehole?

Speaker 2 (27:56):
But you can make the asshole. They will still make
it without what you want it. But we're just asking
for the.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
Little bit of you're paying for that work.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
I remember not to put something in the order, so
that requires more thought. No discount, that's what I reckon to. Yeah, okay,
Ben says no, but swaps of equal value should be allowed.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
So you're for shrimps for avocado. Okay.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Say, for example, you order a burger. Here's another situation.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
I order it. This a burger.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
I'm like, take out the meat paddies, take out the onion,
the tomato, the mayo, and you.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Just and take out the cheese.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
You just left with two buns. No, there's no sauce.
I go, we got rid of the sauce. Should you
get a discount for that?

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Then? Were you drunk of buying a dry bun? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Maybe should just buy a dry I reckon just go
to the supermarket at this point, buy a dry get that.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Get those buns that come in that blue but good. Yes,
if I don't want it on my order, I shouldn't
pay for it. Pickles from Mason.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Mason, Well, Mason and Mike would love each other, would
have or Mike's married, That doesn't mean they can't have
a bond over peckles.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
That's true. Love comes in mini forms.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Imagine marrying someone then finding out that in eye pickles.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Great, it's great though you get all the pickles.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
True, this is true.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Extra pickles for you just be annoying being with someone
who is a little bit night pickles. Yeah, married to
a little picky little pickle antickle have it's less than
as an option to add on an extra cost e g.
Bacon four dollars, avocado three dollars, then I think it's
fair to discuss a discount to remove it.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Yeah, that was from Jesse. I think a handful of
a restaurant sort of person.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
You're like, Oh, Jessey and Mike want to know if you
want to go out for dinner with them?

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Nope, immediately don't want to.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, not gonna be enjoyable, Jordi, the business is not
responsible for your personal preference. Is no way they should
be providing a discount because you're too much of a
little bitch to eat pickles.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Yeah, a little pickle.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
I don't want all the green stuff on my food.
It should be cheaple without it.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Salad is what are you? A five year old? Eat
your dam greens?

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Get skirty? Aye says, just don't be so pecky. So
she's actually just.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Told you then, yeah, pickles, Yeah, the pickles. You've just
been told eat your damn pickles. That's a little pop.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
A last single.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Videos of the Snow and Canterbury.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Alice seen us a video was amazing.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Currently zero and christ Urge wild wild of you to
piggyback on Alice.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
There why our friend Alice?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, oh, you know, kind of our friend.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yeah, but I've become friends with her.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
You're then you would say you were you would speaking
order the hierarchy of Alice friends, and you would say
your friend Alice.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
No, no, no, I would consider her friend now I know.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
But if you were with us, you could say my
friend Alice. But when you're with us and indicating to us,
you would say your friend Alice.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
I'm not allowed us say that she's my friend.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
Is definitely my friend Alice, your friend Alice.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
In the video to the check.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
But she's in it to our friend group chat, our friend,
there is a picking order here.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Okay, your friend Alice seen it to our group now
without the.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
I'm saying that she's not my friend.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Without the snark, without the attitude.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
Without something about the snow, the attitude, little messy one.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
So good to see all the photos of the videos
of the snow.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Well, your personal friend Alice in a video.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Too, remember asking for that off the menu without the snark.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Sorry one, So good to see all the snow.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Yeah, well you're close personal friend and definitely not mine.
Alice sent it to the group chair a video. I
was like, why would I care?

Speaker 4 (32:06):
She's not my mate, no snark, so we locked her.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
In.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
But yeah, zero and Christ at the moment live in
an Ali lives in christ Barmi fifteen.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Your friend Alys, Yeah, your friend first before my friend
last last her dad DearS was my rugby coach primary school.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
If we're going back to the.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Origins of the spoo, me and Alis kiss on the lips,
You've got me there.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
Enough to do it.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
We're just minutes away from because a woman on the mouth,
minutes away from the devil of dumblin. Just be chill
chat to him next. But there is a new reality
show and the works.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
They're calling it X Factor meets Lovers Blind. Now, Love
is Blind is the dating show with the behind screens
and they talk and they never get to each other
until they decide that their bond is strong enough, in
which they meet each other and they have to get married.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Are it is out of ideas that we needed now
as former reality shows together?

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Yes, fletch, that is what's happening here. It's called building
the band.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Though. Listen to this.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
The judges are Liam Payne from un Direction, Shell, Nicole
Scher singer from and Kelly Rowland from This Tea, This
dizz Chinese Child. Okay, those are the good judge. Judge

(33:31):
pasting a J from the Backstreet Boys?

Speaker 4 (33:34):
What what a group? Which one is a J?

Speaker 5 (33:37):
The one that not many people kid about? Google Carter,
not Brian. Ryan was the short one with the heart problems.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Not Kevin. Interesting that you know the remember gote I
remember that?

Speaker 12 (33:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:52):
You should have sa the bearded one. Yeah okay, And
so how is this.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
It's called building the band and the way that it's
a little bit like Lovers Blind is so they have
all these singers there, and they have to build their
own band by using like connection and charisma without seeing
their other band members, So that's kind of like blind dating.
Then they go, oh, I like you, let's form a

(34:18):
band together. So there'll be a few bands made, and
then they finally get to see each other and then
and then build the band.

Speaker 5 (34:26):
So that they right, so they sing, they'll be up
primarily on musical.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Well, they're not getting peered up.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
They they themselves choose and be like, oh, I kind
of like this guy's vibe and the sound of his voice,
and we can kind of get on that way, and
then they meet face to face and then the band
kind of goes on.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
So I think that by the sounds of it, they're
making like a number of bands and then they team playoff. Yeah,
they'll be like two parts to it.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
One is like them kind of feeling each other out
and building the band, and then we'll see the band
kind of get together after that.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
I mean it's little convoluted, But I don't know, I
like bands. But then do we need it more like
Love Island or something like? Do they need to be
a novella with game?

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Tell each other off?

Speaker 3 (35:11):
The bands hunt each other. Yeah, so this is this
is the Netflix show. I mean, he's got big names
on it, doesn't.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
It Where's Netflix? Will be some money behind it as.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Ye building the band play.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
I have talked about the Quinn appe before, which is
an audio erotic app of which I am a subscriber
and fan, and I talked about my favorite creator on
the app, the Devil of.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Dublin, and there he is.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
He's been on Quinn for just seven months and in
that time has nearly had a million streams, which makes
him the fastest growing anonymous creator on the app. For Spiel,
he's in the top ten of the most subscribed creators
on the app. As his human Self, he's the voice
behind Human Self, one of Wall Street Journal's best selling
audio apps, Leather and Lark by Britain Weather, which I
listen to. He's won Sixiest Male Narrator on the Planet,

(36:04):
and he's won multiple voiceover awards. He's also starred in
Game of Thrones, The Witcher and a bunch of stuff
that we can't talk about just yet. And now he's
here on Zidium, which surely must be a career highlight.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Welcome to the show. The Devil of Doublin.

Speaker 13 (36:17):
Of course, this is what it's all been, you know,
working up to.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Yeah, Zidium and New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Now, so you're the Devil of Dublin on Quinn, but
recently you have revealed your identity to those that celebrate.
Can I are we allowed to address you by your
human name?

Speaker 13 (36:37):
Yeah? Of course, I mean I did it through audio.
So I think you guys are actually the first people
to show my face and then tell everyone. So this
is the secret that I mentioned. You know, I keep promises.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Yeah, I mean the carpet is good.

Speaker 13 (36:51):
I didn't show my face at all.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Eric Nolan is his name? No, you said before that
you guys look similar. But say that, Eric, that you
think that you.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Look like worn are a handsome gentleman. There's one handsome
gentleman here.

Speaker 13 (37:06):
Just do with beards. We're in a gang.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah, it's an unspoken brotherhood here, Eric, Where are you
at the moment?

Speaker 13 (37:13):
Currently? I don't want to tell you in case you
stalk me.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
I do give off.

Speaker 13 (37:20):
I am in Yes, you do, hands above the table please? No,
I'm in Belfast currently.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Wait, so you're the Devil of Belfast. Are you a liar?

Speaker 2 (37:29):
No?

Speaker 13 (37:29):
I just I just work here on a secret thing.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
I can talk about. Boy of Belfast.

Speaker 13 (37:36):
I could have I could have cleaned up.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Oh yeah, the bad Boy of Belfast.

Speaker 13 (37:42):
I'll just take over Ireland completely.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Yes, oh my god, say Ireland again? Anyway. Sorry, it's
so strange hearing his voice in my word, but I'm
usually not at work. Where else are you hearing it?
Just private places, you're right?

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Okay, yeah, just priv it fund it's so hot in
the studio.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
So you're an actor as I am was?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
And how did you make your way from acting into
making horny audios for women like May around the world.

Speaker 13 (38:13):
I was approached through Instagram by bb Easton. I had
made like a it's called a c X it's audibles
kind of database for voice actors, and you put up
like a few voice samples, and then she had found
it and she contacted me, and then I started the
first audiobook that I did, which is Devil of Dublin.
So the big secret of my identity super easy to find.

(38:37):
You just google Devil of Dublin. You click who the
male narrator is and there I am. Yeah, paper thin,
you know, but people didn't know, well, I know, the
dumb I don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
No.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
I literally googled Big I think Google, like Big Irish
Narrators or something like that, and your profile came up
and I was like, I'm assumed this is the VI.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
I worn't say the website on air. So then you did.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
So you got into like audio books, and then how
did you get in?

Speaker 13 (39:07):
So I did after doing Devil of Dublin, and then
I was approached by somebody else, another author, and then
I did another book, and then at some point there
was one book where I said, like the filthiest thing
I've ever said in my life. Yeah, So yeah, after that,
it's too late. Now I might as well go kind

(39:27):
of all in because it's already out there. I haven't
even told people. I've never told people what the line was.
And like I've said some things on the Quinn stuff
that I do. I've said, you know, some pretty spicy stuff,
you know, I'm sure, Haley, could you know you like Shakespeare?

(39:50):
So after that I was like, okay, I'll see. And
then a friend of mine was like, hey, you should
try this app. So I reached out to them and
I did an audition and for I guess, Hailey and
all the other Quinn listeners. The audio that I released
on Saint Patrick's Day called Saint Patrick's Day, is the
original audition that I did. Obviously I changed it. I
added more, you know story. I think the original edition

(40:12):
was like ten minutes and this is like half an hour.
So after that, once I joined Quinn and it became successful,
I just kept doing it. And now I've done another audiobook.
I've done two since that time, but all of my
time is focused on Quinn because it's a weekly release,
and I can't let you know one radio.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
A weekly release.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
It sure is, my friend, You're more of a daily release.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
In the audio book.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Still, the filthiest thing you've seen or is has been
a no.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
No, no no.

Speaker 13 (40:49):
I've said some I've said some bad things. I mean
good things for a certain audience.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
I always say when I share Quinn with paper, and
in particularly your stuff, I say it's act of feminism
actually to direct women to Quinn, because women's pornography is
terrible in general.

Speaker 13 (41:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Now.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
I mean one thing, I'm not saying that you're not
good at your job, because you are, but you also,
like deeply in your favor, is just having an Irish accent,
which you know, you just sort of didn't give yourself,
you were given by your parents, I imagine, because arguably
the Irish accent is the hottest accent in the world.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
It makes me unable to make a sentence.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Right now as.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
We're just seen and I'm sweating. Do you have an
accent in the world that you find the hottest?

Speaker 13 (41:37):
Yours? No?

Speaker 4 (41:41):
I mean that's just it can't be New Zealand.

Speaker 13 (41:44):
We've got really, you've got the worst in your opinion,
Like I probably don't have Irish listeners.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
So what would best? What's your number one? What's your
number one?

Speaker 13 (41:53):
Hottest of New Zealand?

Speaker 3 (41:55):
No, okay, after New Zealand.

Speaker 13 (42:00):
He's got a good r Teach me and I'll teach you.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Teach you to roll your ars.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
This is about to get an appropriate that sounds at
the start of an episode where you're learning a language.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yeah, it does with your tutor.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Oh my god, let's write a Quinn now.

Speaker 13 (42:14):
With three tutors.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Yeah, these guys they leave and then you come to
New Zealand. Oh my god, this is great. I'm just
on request your next Quinn? Is you coming to New
Zealand writing itself? Come to New Zealand and you're like, oh, no,
I can't. I can't do the accent. You're like, oh
duly do Oh my god, no I can't do it,
and you're like, teach me your accents.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Sorry, I literally did. For the was so great.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
I think I just I found our countries grow closer,
like there's a free trade a groom and after you
went dutally dopes.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Okay, so what are you working on next?

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Because you work with BB Eastern who you did your
first audio book work, and she co writes the quins
with you.

Speaker 13 (42:56):
Right, the basic thing we came up with is like
a smart puppet, so she just controls everything. And obviously
now I've I've learned enough stuff that I can write
my own thing. But it's always good to have like
a a person to go, hey, as much as you
think this is good, they won't do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 13 (43:15):
So I'm kind of lucky in that to know, you
know what I mean? So men written by women performed
by men who doesn't want that as a woman in
that kind of you know genre. So we can ask
you know, Fletch and Vaughn to try and write something
now and I'll read it to be just voices.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
One and Flitch's been told that they sound a lot
like each other and that their voices are quite high perched.
Do you think that they would even be able to
become Quinn creators?

Speaker 13 (43:41):
No, yeah, of course he's.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Been too polite and nice.

Speaker 13 (43:44):
There is something we could go in together. They could
be like the twins from the Matrix.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Sixty Matrix Twins.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Last thing, Eric, so you're you're working with Baby again
right on her knixt book.

Speaker 13 (43:55):
Yes, it is called The Devil Himself and it is
a sequel to the Devil of Dublin. And obviously I
voice Kellen and the main characters and ninety seven percent
of the males that appear in this audiobook coming out.
It's out the twenty ninth of August, but you can
pre sail from Thursday. I love that Friday for you guys.
It's dark.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
It's dark.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Well, tickety bob, I think that's what everybody wants.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
Yes, they do.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Yeah, Well, thank you so much Eric for talking to us.
Keep an eye out for Eric and all these secret
projects that we can't talk about that you're going to
be We're going to see your face and obviously look
out for the divil himself, Babby Eastern and audiobooks, and
I will listen.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
To you later and see you sometimes.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
God Jesus, she's so Smoe.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
Deally Deed the guy. Okay, we've got a guy. When
we're all here. We heard it, Eric, Thank you so
much for chatting to us.

Speaker 14 (44:49):
It's no problem, plays flits Play's been some research done
into complaining about your friends.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
I would never bitching about your friends behind your bout.
You would never, I would never well appear you know.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
This is what they've worked.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Out that if you have a vent about your friends,
it makes you more well liked to the people receiving Yes,
because it's a sign of trust.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
You're kind of trusting them.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Yeah, with your goss, and it makes you more well
liked in your social circle.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
But then also you run the risk of just being
like a bitch, right, like.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Yeah, that person all the time, it's always stabbing.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
I like gossip, but I don't. I don't tend to
like gossip about my friends. I like gossip about people
we commonly know.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Yes, I'm the same, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (45:49):
But that we're not personally friends with because I wouldn't
say we were gossip a lot about.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Our own friends, no God, but everyone else. It makes
you more liked.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
You You you're unconsciously attempting to make yourself look better
by comparison and strengthening your bond to the person listening.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
No, okay, should we try it?

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Okay, Fletch Vorn is such a loser, such a little.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Such a.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
Vorn sucks. I don't like it at all. It is
uncomfortable that.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
It's also you were just you weren't telling them, oh, gossip,
telling them something that they've done.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Right, a little bit of if I tell you something
about Vaughn, do you promise not to tell like, like
what you have to say? This stops here, but let's
not telling anyone.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
And I love you, Go like, look, I love them,
but you know we like we love them, but I
have to tell you something about but no judgment because like, yeah,
you know he's my different.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
But he doing that that worked out that. Yeah, it's
going to strengthen our bond. It's awful, but it's just humans.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Right.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
I've actually just come up with a little saying Okay,
hang on, I'm work shopping it Okay. It's like if
you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything
at all.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Keeps that say it heaps to lots of people. No,
if you don't have anything nice to say, say it louder.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Keep trying thing.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Yeah, keep trying nice to say.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
You must have something juicy to say.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Okay, I like that.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
If you don't have anything that I want about inspirational horses,
calendar out this December.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Yes, if you don't have anything nice to say, it
must be juicy. Must mean you've got something juicy and Haley.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Now, I originally I said I don't know how this
check did this, but seeing it as it's kind of
changed my perspective. Okay, so she's lying in bed, probably
having a rot whatever they call her.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Yeah, a day and hang on, didn't you have a
rot weekend? I had a fairly lazy weekend. Yeah, gorgeous.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Well mate. When I went around to your house, it
was in and out. In fact, I got something I
want to talk about later on the.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Show about this, okay, one looking after act I partook it.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
It was actually very generous.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Okay, it was okay, do you have something to say
about my house? The only time you left the house
over the weekend? No, I did leave the house a
few times, but I did it only for food, right, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
I would have thought you would have indulged in a
nice little time at my house asking for the WiFi
passed with anyway. So this girl, she's having a rot
and beard, and she said, oh my god, I just
drank so much my cellar water. Now, my cellar water
is like a makeup remover. It's a it's not as
bad as an alcohol.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
I don't know. I always thought it was just water. No, No,
it's got stuff in it.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
It's make it remover as well, make it remover, make
it revers macro mamouver moves the makeup.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
What isn't it?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
It consists of purified water that's good hum intense, such
as glycerine and mild surfact dance.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
I told you that.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
I literally said to it's got huper Steads protector, that
it's got itritated tote sounds and all the all the huberstands.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
That's my favorite soda stream flavor protecting. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
me too. You So it's not like no, so my
cellar water is.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
People use it as a far more gentlel makeup remover
option than your usual like, you know, really heavy chemical,
so bitter for your skin, bitter for sensitive skin, but
it's still make up remover. And I was like, how
did she drink so much my sella water? But when
she's in bed doing a rot she's got my cellar
water on the right because she was about to remove

(50:02):
her makeup while she was watching a show, and then
she had a little plastic bottle of water, you know,
like a pump bottle, and she was like sipping from there,
and then accidentally, just like while she's watching her screen,
flip the lid on the my cell and was like
and drank all this my cellar water.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
And she was like, oh my gosh, I'm dead. I'm
dying inside.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Did she spit it out?

Speaker 4 (50:23):
How she drank it?

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Because it's very mild that you'd just be like, God,
that's off, something's off about it.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
So she's accidentally consumed this.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
And this is what I want to note is have
you ever accidentally consumed something there was definitely not supposed
to be.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Eaten because you mixed up bottles or glasses. Yeah, I've done.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
I didn't quite consume it, but when I was on
bake Off, they always had my cellar water sprits like
this and splats on your face and then you get
a wipe and you'd wipe it off. And one day
I was just chatting away to the makeup girls and
I grabbed what I thought was the my cellar water
spreads and I went like this, and it was one
hundred percent pure alcohol that they used to clean their brushes.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
And it was like and I was like, oh my god,
what's that? And is that face? What do you mean?
What's what's wrong with it? What's happened to it? It
just looks a bit melty. What do you mean at
the moment happening? It's just severe, severe aging. Okay, you

(51:24):
better watch it today.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
I want to set your car on fire in the
garage and then who will be laughing?

Speaker 2 (51:30):
I would drive away, you'll drive away this place of
a blow might have a real problem with the chimney
on fire in the basement.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Okay, Well, we want to take your calls.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
I'll wait one hundred dollars air and you can text
through nine six nine.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Maybe you accidentally grab something other pantry that you thought
was a snack and it was washing powder. What did
you accidentally consume? We want to know what you accidentally consumed.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Oh my god, this is full noise.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
People are in the almost awful stuff, including someone else,
he said. I also drank my cellar water, however, was pretty.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Drunk, so what didn't notice? I was like, man, I'm thirst.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Anonymous, what did you accidentally consume?

Speaker 10 (52:10):
So I work in dentistry and I had patient and
she was elderly, and I put her dent hair on
my tray and decided I should actually put it in
some some water for her to explain it. So I
was I did her treatment, and I took her denter
out of the cup and gave it back to her.

(52:32):
And I was writing my notes in the computer, and
I was thirsty and I did cut that hit my
water in it, and then I had her giner cut
and I drank. I felt bits in my mouth, and
I realized that I accident.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
I felt bits in my mouth.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
I felt my bits of her line that's yeah, yeah,
So now I.

Speaker 10 (53:03):
Always have a drink bottle and the surgery I never ever.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Yes, I like that.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
My mum's done that because my dad's got a dental
implant and he puts it in a carpet night and
she's accidentally had a sip of it.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
But that's her husband. Do you know what I mean?
This is an old lady. You don't really know anonymous.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Now, what did you accidentally drink?

Speaker 8 (53:25):
Well, I didn't drink it. It was over twenty years
ago now, just cruising around with the mates. We decided
we'd cruise up Mount Eat and have a look at
the views. And it was like, oh, I've got some
chopper chops here that one of the other mates had
given her at his work. We sucking away on this
chopper chop and all of a sudden, my tongue and
my mouth started to kind of burn.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
This is really weird.

Speaker 8 (53:48):
And I wiped my tongue with my hand and found
about one hundred ants. They climbed up the stick, the
hollow stick of the chopper chop obviously been residing in
the middle of thista away at the top. I should
have made an opening for them, and they all up

(54:09):
to them out.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Yeah, wow, I mean sprat you don't get a bit
of extra productproach.

Speaker 8 (54:15):
Yeah, but Bernie, that acid or something that they leave
their trait with. My goods later, still traumatized.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Thanks you called, Sharon, What did you exit? The worst
thing that someone's popped up in their mouth up the
top of mountain Sharon, what did you accidentally drink?

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (54:39):
Mine's got nothing to compear to those two stories.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
But it was more kind of eight.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
But I went on a week.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Away this is a long, long time ago with a
cousin of mine, and we packed all their food because
we were poor.

Speaker 8 (54:53):
And so he had put cooking.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Oil in a a little squeeze which.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Way around was it the dishwashing.

Speaker 8 (55:05):
That quid dishwashing liquid and a cooking oil bottle.

Speaker 10 (55:10):
I was at cooking, so I just grabbed the bottle
when I put it in the pea.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
And to cook fish.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
And she was away at the time, and I served
it up to her and and we were just about stack.

Speaker 8 (55:20):
We were going the whole time.

Speaker 6 (55:23):
We tried to eat it.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
It was.

Speaker 8 (55:28):
It might have I don't know.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
It was really at cooking.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Love that, Sharon. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Let's go to Chris. Chris, what did you accidentally drink?

Speaker 2 (55:39):
I was?

Speaker 6 (55:40):
I lived in the UK like many people for a
year or two, and once we're in Leeds, so the
dirty North.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
We were full steam ahead.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
It was probably one in the morning and there's a
bunch of us bunch of guys, a bunch.

Speaker 13 (55:52):
Of girls, and we're steams when had had a lovely
night beforehand, so we were right in the middle of
a big night.

Speaker 6 (55:59):
Anyway, we're in we're close to the front of the
of the bar, waiting for drinks.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
And as you as you get it, it's pretty busy.
So we're a kind of standing around next to a leaner,
and me and my mate.

Speaker 10 (56:07):
We noticed on the lean and there's a full glass
and we're.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
So we kind of like nudge each other and like sweet, were.

Speaker 7 (56:11):
Don't have to wait in mine.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
It's no one's claiming this was out.

Speaker 7 (56:16):
It was like nice. It was like I looked at
it cocktail. It was pink with a nice sort of
on top.

Speaker 10 (56:21):
So I took I took a massive swag, handed.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
It to him.

Speaker 14 (56:23):
He took a swig and I swallowed.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Mine, looked at his, and he looked at him and
he was spitting his back. And as I swallowed it
to the bottom.

Speaker 13 (56:30):
Of my gut, I realized it was a full cup
of vomits.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
Full cup of vomit.

Speaker 7 (56:37):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
It was vilent. It was stomach and then they were
almost vomiting, and the my stomach and to yourself off.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
I almost feel like we should just read the text
messages that were sent in after that last story.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
No, I can't.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
We need to abandon what he said, but we just
need to abandon that Imadrid.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Now the things you've accidentally drank, consumed, eating, drink, We've.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
Had the classic teen party situation where you're like half
a beer.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
This is the same brand I was drinking down it
goes Sigi. I've done it. Yeah, didn't mention a couple of.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
Weeks ago the three guys and separate incidents that had
to have the bottle cats removed, Yeah, from their stomach. Yeah,
because they're drinking them and people crushed those and put
them down there.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
Producer Jared said he's been painting minutes years and drank
from the water that the paint's been on the water
dirt you did, right if you brush give it a jiggle, Yeah, yeah,
I've done that.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
I wasn't painting miniatures. I was painting large landscape. Yeah, okay,
we do have to dress this one text.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
I'm pregnant. I've already been sick once. Today.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
I did decide to change stations just for a little
bit during the dinger story because I was gagging. I
came back just in time for the vombit Scotty.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Yes, how man, how bad are the other radio stations
that she turns out she's vomiting and then she's like,
I'd rather go that's my praise, my praise. I grabbed
what I thought it was a bottle of water in
the middle of the night and took a huge drink.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
It was deep lung support. You either had deep lung support. No,
it's this when you get like a chest in fiction.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Yes, I know the Kiwi company that makes it all right,
herbals or whatever.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
It is like, I can't describe it.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
It's a very intense, thick taste and you take a
tony amount and even then you're.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Afterwards you're like, oh, you're okay. Here's one he took
skulls of it. Here's one for vaginas. All the vagina's listening.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
I work as a nurse and a general practice clinic,
and one of our local gps grabbed hand sanitizer instead
of lube and put it on the speculum. Lucky, the
mistake was noticed before I entered the patient into that's
also not consuming it.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
Save that for our phone and topic tomorrow what's been
in your fanny?

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Play?

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Well, we went to New Plymouth over the weekend. Vaugh
didn't come.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Unsupportive friend.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Yeah, do you know that Flitch has actually traveled to
Wellington to see me perform and now New Plymouth twice.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
I think you've got way too much free time. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Yeah, yeah, it's like he's got free time and some
cash to spend crazy.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Yeah, it is nuts.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
But we went to New Plymouth. They did my show
and thank anyone who came. A lot of Zillim listeners there.
One woman actually said that me and Morgan transformed her
entire six life, oh six life the podcast.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
Wow, yes, good transformation or a bad one? No good
transformation okay.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Told me in the bathroom, she was like, that's really
a whole New World's.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
Bathrooms a wild place because guys bathrooms get in always.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Trying not to look at anybody else's penis.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Well bathroom at one point three Zidium listeners came and
we had a little party.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
None of us knew each other. It was so fun.
But then she told me about that and it was
really great.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Did she wait for the other listeners to leave or
oh well, there was one male, me and two females
and we Aldy had a good chat about it. Love
that anyway, So we decided to drive because originally we
were a bigger group and we thought collectively it would
save us a bit of money.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
And then whenever one bailed was balan three of us
in the car. I was like, flowing, we could have
got down there probably cheaper.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Me and Aaron in one car, and then you and
our two friends James and Mike and the other car,
and we drove past the airport. All said at the
same time, I could have Flyn. There was ten hours
on the road. We didn't need to do it. But anyway,
lots of things happened on the drive, including we stopped
for a we we stop, and me and Aaron were
a little bit behind you guys, because Aaron sort of

(01:00:53):
like sticks to the speed.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Limit, right, yeah, whereas he loves an eighty aunt.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Safety sake that state away on it's a dangerous place
to be.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Yeah, well that's actually stay away three.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Yeah, and where do we pull over first?

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
Sorry, it's no wait a minute, you begin the journey
on State Highway one. But I'm not a lot in
my head where we're still only.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
An hour out of New Plymouth in Malkow.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
Yeah, more clarifying your story details. And I won't make
these state highway whoopsies.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Yeah, and we didn't plan to, but we would all
stop there together for a little Mimi style. Yeah, but
we were We've been like dragging behind this eighteen wheeler
truck like it was just it was so slow.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Because we were about to go and I saw you
on the fine friends. I was like, Hayley's just up
the road. We waited for Hamle just is it me?
I was a sixy hitchhiker. Wow role play and this
is how you transformed that lady's.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Six life exactly anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
And then I got in and I was like, oh
my god, we've had such a painful drive be stuck
and that awful bloody truck and the truck is literally
like going into the toilet next to us. It was
his truck.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Hailey didn't even see him walk behind her. And then
the look on his poor face.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
He was like, oh, I know, he didn't look a
bit heartbroken. And I went, oh, no, no, no, not
you mate.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
Different truck, different truck. And I looked at his truck and.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
I was like, oh, yeah, ours was a bigger truck
than there, but much bigger trucks, isn't I like truck
emasculated and said that he.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Was going slow. Truck.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
I personally like my truck drivers to stick to the
Oh yeah, the same speed limit.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Absolutely, So would I go one hundred it's one hundred
it's trucksty Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
I don't think some of them can go one hundred?
Can they can only go eighty? Speed limited is yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Yeah, but hell but also we witnessed the crime, didn't
We got broad daylight.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Andre passed whereabouts on the whereabouts on the road out
of New Plumbert. You know how on the side of
the road they just have piles of gravel. I mean,
you are talking about a town for the scumbags, so Vaughn.
I won't hear him speaking hometown nice scumbags.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
Beautiful. You're about to tell a story about his back there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
One's come back just out of New Plummet like broad daylight,
maybe three o'clock in the afternoon, not even that. You
know how they have piles of gravel that they put
for the road works, and then when they do the roadworks,
say scoop it up.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
Into the trucks and they spray paint numbers on it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
You know what, This guy in broad daylight was filling
up like coal bags of gravel with a spade and
a shovel like.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
Just and his car was parking into and broad.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Daylight next to the main road.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Like it would have been like, don't do that at.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Eleven o'clock at night or two in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
He's got to be drunk. At eleven o'clock.

Speaker 5 (01:03:37):
It is three o'clocks, the perfect time you've done all
your hard works dealing with that gravel, perfect time for
a dress.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
What's he putting it on his garden path or something,
or his driveway or escape supplies and buy.

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
It like everybody. It does cost money.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
I was like, but I was like, that's audacious daylight.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
It's almost like he just it was just acting confidence,
so no one would have just no one would have questioned.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
He should have been in a high verse, just like
your standard family. If you got a white and a
high verse, you get away with it. Yeah, all day,
normal dude, normal car.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Yeah, shovel and sacks of free gravel off the side
of the highway.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Yeah, I know. Well, my apologies as well for that.
Truck drive. It didn't mean to insult them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
You know, it's a curvy road, got places to go,
very roads play and Hayley.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Friday was another day of the week, and.

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
Man, you see Monday, if I could take us back
to Friday. So floor Friday, you got to get down
on Friday?

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Cool reference? Yeah, is that another topical reference?

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Topicals references? So on Friday I did it. I went
to the Jamaican restaurant.

Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
Now I don't even remember how we got onto talking
about this a few weeks ago. I think we were
just we were saying, how young chick chicken Jamaican.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Like, where do you get it from in Auckland?

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Yeah, and then someone just missing, we need a Jamaican restaurant.
Some of missagionsaid there is a Jamaican restaurant. It's called
Nanny's and it's in Kingsland in Auckland.

Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
And immediately that day, remember I was like, I'm going
to go, and then I said to shout out, I'm
going to hang around, I'm going to go to the
gym in the city, and then I'm going to go
and get some Jamaican for lunch. And she's like, you
absolutely are not allowed. Because I've got lunch plans and
you shan't be eating Jamaican without me. And I'm in
what you've you've probably introduced it by now, very controlling relationship.
Yeah yeah, so you dire not I Howard, And I said, yes, yes,

(01:05:37):
do you? Because you would have loved to have just
gone on your own by myself? Sat there quiet right, yeah, yeah,
joined chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Uh huh, that's my That's some of my favorite things,
be alone and chicken.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
But anyway, that got poop pooh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
And then so we bopped and on Friday night we
went I can't believe you were a little bit pussy,
but you were away for a fun little friends week.

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
We had nice Indian Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Yeah, that we didn't have the finances all the time
for it's prevalent week in a way, and so we
spend our time in finances going to Nanny's just a
big they wow, great fan. You know when people are like,
I'm coming to Awkland, where's good to eat?

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
And I always say Grand Harbor yum chart yeah, And people.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
Are always like, where's that m cha? I would I reckon.

Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
I get at least one message of week saying I'm
coming Awkland.

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
What's that you chow?

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
You're always a harless reckons. He's a foodie.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Now it's literally the most obvious youm chair in Auckland
as well.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
You're not. You're like, here's my best.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Little secret, a huge, enormous, massive, everyone knows what's making
place called Nanny's.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Now that's where I'm telling the people to go. That's
what I'm worried about.

Speaker 6 (01:06:45):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
We were having we were having dinner on Friday night
and one was messaging us about his dinner. Yeah, now
that you might be thinking, is Jamaican suitable for children?

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
I took my I have two. I took them Checken
nuggets and we're you go. You take them, and you're like, cool,
KU's a restaurant. They're just gonna get chiky tenders. I'm
raising with these sorts of basic bees. And so they
ordered the mac and cheese. Augustid it was the best
mac and cheese. She's ever had in her life. That's
teen years on this.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
And we told her to shut her mouse. She doesn't
know anything. We may tell her.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
We had a couple of bottles of Prosco and we
were like, oh, your ten year old.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Thing, you tell that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
She doesn't know about two mac and cheese is her
whole life, and she thinks this.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Is the best one. Yeah, shut up rule.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
And next time I'm going I'm not driving because I've
got a fantastic rum selection today. So anyway, that was
one of the times I left the house of the weekend,
and the best time I left the house the other
four times I left the house at the weekend four times.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Yeah, was to feed Hailey's cat.

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
Now, when you're asking someone to feed your cat, it's
a once a day feed, morning and night.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
I agreed to her. She's like, can you do a
big favor.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
I'm like, yeah, because seven minutes apart, the hell of
a guy seven minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:07:59):
When you got a heavy foot, you drive a turboed
mass that you've seven minutes apart.

Speaker 6 (01:08:02):
And then.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
So four times dude, he eats.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
He gets three meal times during our day and we
limited it to two.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
For you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Who's feeding a cat around there? Expecting there'd be some
refrigerated wetness nothing, nothing in the fresh drop.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
No, no, no, not for me. I was talking about the cat.

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
I must have to go around twice because otherwise you
would just buy a biscuit dispenser yeah. I contemplated on
Friday when I went around and I read the schedule
and it was just a few spoons of this what
I will say, awful look and drive food.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Feed your cats and wet they are.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
I was like, I'm just going to bring around our
cat food dispenser and turn the time run and then
I'm done.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
But in its human contact as well, needs to see people.
I picked him up the first time I got there,
pecked him up. It was late.

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
It was late, and he was like obviously hungry. Yeah,
and so I was like, hey buddy, and I picked
him up.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
And then I picked him up. He's like.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
You see in the funniest which is born with a
huge smile on his face.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
And a blurry gray cat blob. This is wow. He
doesn't like to be picked up by strange cat. He
got smacked.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
How would you like it if someone just walked in
your front door?

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Are they feeding me? But will pick me up?

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
If it's a big muscle mummy And she's like, here's
some dry biscuits.

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
Now I want to pick you up and pat you.
I am absolutely yours. Don to me as you will.
Then I went back the next I didn't see him
the next time.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
That's right. I went four times. I stole lines.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
On the third time, He's not going to leave you
because the cat has audacity. Cat.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
I went round to feed him.

Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
I was on my third visit and he hissed at me.
I walked and I was like, hey, roy because I
talked to cats like I talked to humans and the
baby voice, Hey Roly anyway, and I went, I beg
your part and that value and he ran out, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
On the fourth visit, he also hasted, he's got to cheat.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
He doesn't like it when we abandon him because he likes,
you know, you're on at night and some caddles and
some nice times. Not to be picked up aggressively by
a strange man by strange muscle daddy.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
He doesn't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Will you be helping Haley in the future anyway?

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
He looks seven minutes driving, dropping off my dry food, rotating,
I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Dearly play Fletch, Thorne and Hailey.

Speaker 12 (01:10:33):
Fact of the Day, Day Day, Day, Day, Do.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Do Do Do Do doo dooo doo.

Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
The theme for Fact of the Day this week comes
to us from producer Shannon.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
This could be interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
And it was a woman on TikTok talking about national
dishes that aren't from that country. She talked mostly about
chicken tika massala, how it's not it's Scottish, it's Scottish,
it's the chicken tika. And then this guy was like
it needs more tomato, complaining to the restaurant owner who

(01:11:17):
was like, I'll show you made chicken tika masala and
was immediately like what have I done?

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
This is delicious, so good and so.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
But I think it's fairly well known that tika masala isn't, yeah,
an Indian curry.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
It's a bit like text mix, like yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
You got to Mexico and you're like, where's this the
California burrito?

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
Where's Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
Yeah, it's much more of a Texas take on food.
Well today, for foods not where the country, you probably
think they're from tempora.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
What wow, out the gate.

Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
To be picked up.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
There's me trying to pick up my jaw and fifteen
forty three, three Portuguese sailors arrived in Japan and started
a trading relationship with the last for centuries.

Speaker 5 (01:12:04):
If you've watched Showgun, you'll be familiar with the Portuguese
influence on the Japanese. I haven't rarely tried to get
Catholicism off the ground there, but Shinto remained strong along
with guns and religion. Portuguese traders and Jesuit minister.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
Michigan drunk. Yeah, we did say.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
The word mission should have an ancient this year, all
go on a branch here and it should be mismpossible.
The top secret Missian Jesuit missionaries also bought with them
the food practices at home.

Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
So the Portuguese like to batter and fry things. Little
fish of the garden was a very popular Portuguese dish
at the moment. It was fried beans vegetables. When they
gave up meat, they would deep fried vegetables for lent,
which is a Catholic practice. And the lead up to Easter,
so at they brought it with them in the were
like we did that, yeah, and so they kind.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Of took it over put it in.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
They're being too boxes.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
So then they love tempera.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Or the shrimp tempora, that's what they said.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
It's not it wasn't traditionally temporate the old shrimp.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
Yeah, how could strings better when you batter it and
deep forr or anything properly. Yeah, whether you were trying
to come up with an example that didn't work, I
was like, you failed.

Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
No, there's none.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
No, they're always in the temper of Viage is always
a little head of Florista broccoli.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
Good stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
And you know the Jamaican places just talking about before
their pork ribs cooked and then individually deep really quickly.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Something you're in a big rib, you're on big rib money, Jamaican,
big Jamaican.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
Yeah, that's what they used to call in high school.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
They definitely didn't. I reckon, I'm going to put a
million dollars that they didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
They were calling you back Jamaica when you came last
and the hundred. It was a joke because of my
monster Wang.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
And I don't think it's your monster Wang either. God
damn it. None of it Stacks that wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Nothing about you is literally nothing, not a single bit
other than the fact that Jamaica McGray, that's good stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
Well stay churned for the rest of the week. Yeah,
I'm loving this. We talked about one food national dishes
that aren't from the country. You'll think they are fantastic stuff.

Speaker 12 (01:14:28):
Fact of the day, day day day day do do
do do do do do do do do do do
Do Do Do do do do do do do do do.

Speaker 7 (01:14:45):
Play play beautiful love story here Rebecca from Masterton and
Graham from Auckland, who met in a run club.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
No, some people like to get out and get fitness.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
Under that. I love a run. I'm not out there
for chat. If you're chatting, you ain't running.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Yeah, it's hard, isn't it. And if you are.

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
Running and chatting, and.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
What they're calling run clubs the new Tinder.

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
Yeah, there's another couple.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
Mallory move from America in a way to make friends
you love running, joined a run club and the first
week she met Dwayne, who off to show her funk
artes best running trials. Eighteen months later married, bought a
house together one month old baby. They're like, run clubs
is a new place to meet people.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Too sweety, it's too late and you're wearing you know,
your mankey Jim gear and then you're like by strapped
in sweat.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
Wrap around glasses. Maybe you got a bit read when
you run.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
Yeah, but people are just like Tinder is so washed
up and dried. I mean we're I've never been on it,
but they're just like it's just they're over it. Yeah, right,
and you got to think it is like fifteen years
in right, you grow tired of these things. They're like,
you've got to go out and do unique activities. That
is the way to meet the kind of people that
you want to meet. So this is what I wanted
to ask, is what activity did you meet your partner at?

(01:16:11):
So maybe you can try to pottery class, maybe you
win a new we're trying, you know, something new, and
then you maybe meet and in the love of your life.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
And not in a very untraditional way. Yeah, because Tinder's boring.
Clubs is boring. Yep. You meet a lot of dobags
at the clubs. Good for some things, But.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
If you're into I don't know the clubs and dancing
at like two o'clock in the morning, I guess you're
finding a common ground there.

Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
Yeah, maybe you are, But more like I want to
know the activities.

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
Maybe are the people that like going to the clubs
two oclub and they just have a string of like
terrible romances with bad eggs and then I don't know
what's wrong with me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Yeah, I just can't find the right eyes. It's like
you are dealing with absolute face chews.

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
God.

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
Yeah, so someone texted and said that they meet their
boyfriend at a run club.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
Now they lived together. Well thank you. Now, wow, that's amazing.
We're rock climbing now, married with two kids. These are
the things.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
At least you know, if you're a runner and you
meet your new partner at run club, they're not going
to be They are going to be that person on
holiday that wants to go.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
For a run.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
Yeah, it's not going to be a surprise or a
shop to you.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
Exactly a lot of people meeting at fun activities.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
This is what we want to know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Well, give us a call. Oh eight hundred dars at him.
It's the number you can text through nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Did you meet your partner, fiance, boyfriend, girlfriend at a
fun activity and what was it?

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
So apparently run clubs are the new tender. So many
people meeting at run clubs.

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
Hooking up at the local run club.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
We want to know what activity you met your lover at.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Yeah, maybe it's a hobby, someone said, drinking in the clubs.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
No, no, I me my partner at whyk Iraka Speedway.
Well that's he was a stock car driver and I
was in the pits with my friend and I saw
her and I thought, yep, I'll be hitting that. Eleven
years later to kids, three cats, I'll still hit that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Still probably still go to the stock cast the weekend. Stephanie,
this is how your parents met.

Speaker 6 (01:18:11):
Yees, so it's this story.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
There'll be more decided than you.

Speaker 10 (01:18:14):
I was calling up.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Many years ago.

Speaker 10 (01:18:19):
My dad was gifted some scuba diving less from his
now ex.

Speaker 11 (01:18:23):
Wife, and my mom was some scuba diving instructors.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
They fell in love mask and the little bubbles.

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
So what your dad's nix bought your dad this as
a little like experience.

Speaker 10 (01:18:40):
I think it was like a Christmas prison or something.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
She should have gone.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
She should have gone on the trip with her.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
It's so good, Okay, so we can put that down.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Run clubs and scuba lessons, scuba diving under the seat
things you called page. How did you meet your partner
through the Oh, like on the job or you like
recruits in training together?

Speaker 10 (01:19:05):
Yeah, we were recruits and training here. So we were
in the same recruitment groups and about six months later
we started dating and three years strong.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
And two kids.

Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
Now, Oh, I thought this was going to be You
were lighting fires and he was kind of aut and
I might light another fire and see if their Quti
comes and so yeah, you gar, yeah, I know that
p lab down the road might go chuck a match
in there, and then of.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
Course, isn't it do you see? Do you have to
work together now?

Speaker 6 (01:19:34):
But not anymore?

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
But we were.

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
Thank you for give you a service.

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
How hot a fire people?

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Though, Carrie, good morning. How did you meet your partner?

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
I'm sure I meet my partner probation sh.

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
Whorking or were you in trouble?

Speaker 13 (01:19:58):
Well, when I she got a sentence to two hundred hours,
sentence to two hundred hours, I thought that was a
good sign.

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
You can spend two hundred hours.

Speaker 10 (01:20:07):
And so were you doing You were doing hours to
you know, to convict.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Yeah, what kind of community service work were you doing
for those two hundred hours with her?

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
We're just working on the mid eyes. So yeah, made
it happen, Yeah, and it was So when did love
blossom between the two of you? At like what hour
mark on the last.

Speaker 10 (01:20:31):
Day of our sistance, So we only had two hundred
hours on our last eight hours.

Speaker 8 (01:20:35):
We thought would carry on after that?

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
Yeah, not push a couple of mattresses together later on
commit another crime.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
Wow, and so how many hours has it been now
with her? It's been about eight thousand hours ago. Every
nice story. I loved that we meet in the strangers
of places, don't we do? Ketty?

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
Thanks you call coming in nine six ninety six? I
wait one hundred dollars at him? How did you meet
your partner?

Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
People?

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
Do look sexy? And a hivers on the side of
the road for danger. Yeah, I'm loving these stories.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
So apparently run clubs are the new Tinder.

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
Yeah, where did you meet your partner? What activity were
you doing rather than the old dating? Yeah, classics of Tinder.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
And they're great stories because it does remind you that
if you just get out there.

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
Yeah, your kiddy shows us love is alive and the
strange us a place.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Even even doing community service.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
YEA love it in your Times line up, it's beautiful,
full proximity, perfect Sarah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
How did you meet your partner?

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
So? I was a.

Speaker 6 (01:21:39):
Paramedic and he was a police officer.

Speaker 10 (01:21:42):
We actually met doing CPR.

Speaker 6 (01:21:44):
On the side of the Auckland Motorway.

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
Oh that's that's a hot story. I mean, who was
there first? You or him.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
He was there first.

Speaker 6 (01:21:54):
He found the car with the bonnet up that something
was wrong, so he stopped and started it and called
the ambulance and I turned up. So we didn't know
each other. And then about three years later we joined
the army and we were in the same section and
he was telling me about the first time he ever
did CPR being the Auckland motorway right uh, And I
was like, oh, my god, did this happen? And he

(01:22:14):
was like yes, And I was like I was there.

Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
Oh my god. There was a little brag. Yet now
you're in the army. What happens? Then you're in the
same at.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
How American and you're in the same platoon, so you've
dispatched an arm So what happens when you're in the army?

Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
Because is that kind of frowned upon? Is that a
bit naughty? Naughty? Or is that okay?

Speaker 10 (01:22:37):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:22:37):
We're just sort of on basic training. And then I
was like, oh, yeah, you know, he seemed like a
nice guy. And then we graduated and split off into
our different cause and yeah, he just sort of messaged
me one day and we just sort of caught up.
You're a mountain biking, running round and yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
But are you allowed to look up with other people
in the army?

Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
Well, god, those bunks are uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
The videos I've seen online it seems okay, but they
do it all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:23:06):
I think, yeah, we were We went in the army
like together in the same area.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
Okay, yeah, eleven years later, it's eleven years since the CPR,
or it's a living years since the army.

Speaker 14 (01:23:21):
Meet.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
Oh wow, three years before that the CPI had.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
It's a good love story.

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
That the planets have aligned for you to keep together.

Speaker 5 (01:23:32):
Sarah, amazing, thank you some messages. And met my partner
now fiance playing Pokemon Go then don't laugh. Sorry, there
was a great way people got outside.

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
Steps were ups gorgeous.

Speaker 5 (01:23:42):
Now you're there to catch a shiny Pikachu and caught
yourself a husband. Be together seven years, still play the
game together.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
That's cute.

Speaker 5 (01:23:48):
I met my partner at trampoline dodgeball on christ when
I saw you take a ball to the face on
your sho that's the one I met my partner and
my work's daffit all day. Fundraise a golf event, love.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
A fundraiser down maybe some hot As I was only
twenty two and he was the only other person my
age at the whole event.

Speaker 5 (01:24:07):
I was driving a golf cart offering beers and he
keeps saying no to free birds. I thought, that's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
He's lucky. I get wrong with you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
You don't want to be uk A, you're pregnant. You're pregnant,
Well then what's the what's the reason here? Yeah, we've
been together for two years now, that's cute.

Speaker 4 (01:24:24):
Early days.

Speaker 5 (01:24:25):
I met my husband at a dance class, and most
of my friends meet their partners to shout out West
Coast swang. Was it keys in the Bowl swing or
someone said swingers party, but no details on it. So okay,
I met my power a partner doing power lifting together.

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
It would be interesting if you went to a swinger's
party and there it gets to the point for a
little swampy do da and then you let have this
like deep connection with the new partner.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
That's everybody's worst nightmare. That's why a lot of people
don't do it. They're not comfortable with. Yeah, and I
met my husband at taekwond The club has produced at
least th remarriages.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
Now, well, kick him in the face is that the
one you're rolling.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
That's the Brazilian one. Is taekwondo is a little bit
wrestling or is it judo?

Speaker 4 (01:25:10):
That's a bit more I think is a bit more. Yeah,
you can imagine that gets a bit yeah yeah, bits
track pants say no more? Oh did you tell me
that was?

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
That was tums?

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
Hey, guys, I reckon. It was the most fun to
be the head on a show. Not not for me,
I know where, even nowhere.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Even you haven't been here long, have you?

Speaker 7 (01:25:39):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
I haven't.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
No, you were listening and you had fun. Won't you
give us a little review in a rating? Zid ms
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