Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 12th September 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Flesh, Wawn and Hailey
Big Pod. Great Things are brewing at Macafe, the perfect
start to every day play Flesh, Fawn and Hailey. Thank
you Britain, Good morning, Welcome to the show Fletchhorn and Hailey.
Big Friday Energy today. But it's Thursday.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
It was Friday Energy yesterday.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I woke up this morning at four thirty, message you
both saying, how the if is it not Friday?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, it should be, should be just about to say
we could make it and what just not turn up tomorrow?
What are they going to do to fire you? Okay,
I can't. I can't. I haven't even had one warnings yet.
Oh yeah, I haven't had a warning. Okay, They've got
to give me them my warning exactly. I'm gonna have

(00:49):
my warnings also one verbal, two written? Is that out? Guys?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
That's something like do you know verbal warnings are given
in written form?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I didn't know. That's interesting. They follow it up, okay, right,
stranger with a confirmation say.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
That I've had one before.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Have you talked to this when I had a big
night the night before and then I didn't wake up
to open up the shop.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
That's all right. So the clothing store.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I worked out just wasn't open for a couple of
hours because I.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Was Yeah, okay, your chance to win. Sabrina Carpenter live
in La. This straw is happening tomorrow. It's our final
trip Ala, So a couple of chances on the show
this morning. Listen out for the mother Trucker activator, the
top six on the way. Yeah, there's a relief teacher
shortage because there's a teacher shortage. Yeah, so the shortage

(01:42):
carries over to the relievers one school on Auckland's north shore,
or if they prefer Hibiscus Coast, they like to separate
themselves from the north trie okay, right, which is very rude. Yeah, they,
as the principal said, sometimes up to twenty relief teachers a.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Day far out.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Well I need it, they need Yeah, there's no one's
standing up to the whole school, which there's lots of
teachers off sex and yeah, shortage of teachers and everything.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
What a logistical nightmare.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
So I've got the top sex relief teachers okay that
need to step up to the mark. You know some
people that we could have being right teachers. This is
why you need to be running the country. You said it. Yeah,
ideas like this because I said it and then you've
said it. So now that's been seconded. I think we
need take the notion to the board. Yeah. Next on
the show, is this surprised me a lot?

Speaker 3 (02:33):
There was a survey, No, not a survey, some research
done by a tourism company about the cheapest places to
travel in the world.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
So some really good like tips if you are looking
for a cheap holiday. Yeah, but then also one surprise
on the list.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, bit of a surprise.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
This was a study by one of those online comparison websites,
like travel comparison websites like sky Scanner, all Google Flights,
Hotel Travaga.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yes, Travaga.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Is that still around of people still using that? Yeah?
Remember the ads now and now they're not.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah that the Travago girl.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, she actually being made redundant.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
She went to clown school. What you know how Aaron
went to clown school in France? She went to that school?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh the lady, Yeah, the Lavago girl.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I don't think they're close friends. They just went to
the same school at different times. Anyway, go compare is
the one that they research. They looked at the data
from twenty twenty three on British holidaymakers' expenses, working out
where they spend the most money. Yep, surprisingly not flights,
but I guess if you're a Bret often the flight
isn't the worst.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Burst it's the accommodation. It's the accommodation.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
And then they worked out where around the world it's
cheap to holiday, and that here's the top ten cheapest
destinations ranked on It's basically done by average cost per night. Okay,
to stay there, So even if you've got to I
mean for us, it's hard because we're going to spend
so much to get in most places.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
But then yeah, so do they. They've got to take
some long flight cicket to places like Thailand's.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, okay, Hungary was number ten. Yeap Sweden number nine,
which this list surprised me country it's expensive. Yeah, I'll
give you the less and then I have a theory.
Okay Sweden number nine. Eight eighth was Portugal at about
one hundred ninety nine dollars a night. A oh my god,

(04:35):
spoilerlert I said Australia before I said number seven.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Number seven was Spain. One hundred and ninety four dollars
a night.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Number six was Australia one hundred and eighty nine a night,
and in five Thailand for one hundred and eighty four
dollars a night.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Where are you staying in Thailand for that much?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
You can get cheaper than that cheap.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
That's way too much a night, unless you're staying at
like a five star resort, And which case, why are
you trying to look at the cheapest destinations.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
You're at a five star resort, that's where you're going wrong.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Number four on the list moves on the cheapest, cheapest, cheapest,
what cheapest?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
This is so just what they're paying on accommodation.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Based on average cost per night accommodation New Zealand one
hundred and eighty three dollars a night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, again,
I'd say that's pretty mid.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Like you could get a nice place for that much.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
If you're trying to be a cheap traveler, why booking
at these nice hotels? Number three was Turkey, Number two
was Poland, and number one India.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
India is very cheap. New Zealand's four on the yes.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
But they've kind of they've made this as like most
affordable travel destinations is how it's been branded. And I'm like, dude, one, okay,
if you're coming from the UK, you've got to get
here first. That's going to cost you like five thousand dollars. Ye,
then you're gonna sure if you can find a hotel
room for whatever they said it was one hundred and
eighty something dollars a night.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Good for you.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
You can do that, then good luck just getting around.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
You, good luck eating, good like eating, good luck doing
car Yeah, all of that.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
That's what I think is that they haven't actually taken
into an account because Australia is expensive, Sweden's expensive. Turkey
wasn't that cheap? To be fair, I think that they're
just they're going like, oh, when you stay, when you
stay the night, it's cheap as long as you starve
the whole time you're here. Yeah, you walk everywhere, so
you don't actually go and see anything.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, you don't google free stuff to do free stuff
before you get there.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
You're not going to hobbit and let me tell you
that for nothing.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah. I think I think if you want cheap, you're
just going to do Southeast Asia. Southeast Asia, So it's
the way to go.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
That's why I was surprised that they've got New Zealand
ranked cheaper than Thailand. Thailand one of the most exquisitely
cheap places to visit.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, even with accommodation.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah, especially accommodation, food, foot rubs.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
And just do that thing that most kiwis do, like
just down someone's couch or spare room way too long,
grow up that yeah, oh god, no. Next on the show,
we don't like to go on about our charity, but
this weekend it's the annual charity event, the school.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Charity this week. I can't believe it's my second piece
of charity in one week and I did two the
week before.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
I mean, this is just insane.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Why don't like to talk about plays Fletch, Voorne and Hailey.
This weekend the annual school quiz night the school that
my daughters go to. I host the event year. We're
defending champions.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Second time round with the third time.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
It's our third time.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
This will be the third time, yes, correct, what do
we go as? The first time? Double denim, double jenom yep.
Last year we won piece costume. It's the minions that
was great, grew in the menions this year pirates pirates
or you're letting your fem out the bag telling everybody.
I thought everybody knew.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I thought we were pretty I thought we'd been pretty
open and honest about that.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, we'll watch the other teams.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Actually, might go as a computer pirate Yeah yeah, yeah,
Bay all go as pirate bay dot com. I'll just
wear a T shirt with pirate Bay on it. Yeah,
would that be all right? Yeah? Sure, after pas dot
org dot Sweden. Remember when they used to run around
the world change their names.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Oh yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
It was a one particular And they have auctions at
these things as well. Yeah, this has been a source
of controversy in the past because you know, the idea
of these things is people are a little tipsy and
then they're what do they call them silent auctions? There
is and auctions. Yeah, and they're running throughout the night

(08:36):
and people people get excited for these things and they
then buy things and the heat of the moment.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Did you see what happened Yesterday's Yon's dropped me in
and again and I've got to run the auction with
them like I did last year.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Last year famously, I always every year, I get sick
the week, yes of the quisiness. I'm so sick all
every year, and I'm coming off the back end of
a cold this time. It's always around this time of
the year, and I'll get my It'll change. You need
to start working on your gunt house. Yeah some viral yeahs.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
I've just sort of remain at least well behaved enough
to run this side, to run the auction.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
It's Auction number nine. The Date Night Pack. Indulge in
a romantic staycation of our Date Night Package. Explore a
luxury stay, massage and dinner. It includes a night for
two at the moven Perk Hotel It's fancy, three hundred dollars,
dinner about You at Soul Bar and bistros, Plays to
be seen, massage for two it's so spar and one

(09:37):
intimate Ladies toy Yeah, donated by a hotel Craig Walker
building removals and girls get off right.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
We're going to dilly up for grass.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
At a fundraising quiz in a school hall. It seems wrong.
It just seems wrong. And a Date Night Pack. She's
gonna finish yourself off. You're gonna be like, all right,
we're going to you know, we've had our massage, you
can hit the ice grimbar at the hotel.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, it's just assuring that everyone leaves the night, you know,
and sometimes it takes a bit.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
I think this is so funny.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
I also, I can absolutely picture the fact that your wife,
who loves to bid on these auctions and loves to
have one or two rose before we go, will absolutely
be honing for this.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
She's been told our contribution to the fundraising as we
bring a table this year, two tables of people.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, yeah, that's lots of money for free.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, so that's our contribution to spend any more money?

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah, I know, but she's waved that hand around.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Come on, money, don't you want that?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
It's for a good cause. It's for school, it is.
That's why we're bringing two tables of people that will
spend money and have fun and I'll host for free.
Do you know what we're fundraising for this year? It's
like the school. It's so all the money goes into
a kitty and it keeps the pre going to like
school camp and stuff down a right, Yeah, like a kitten. Yeah, no,

(11:07):
kitty kitty. I always thought kitty when we say it
in New Zealand was like just the white person's way
of saying, like the big woven flat and all the
money went into a what's the origin? Put it money
from the kitty money, kitty money, kitty dead text kitty.

(11:32):
In Middle English a kit there was a wooden tub,
which probably came from the Dutch. This gave rides to
the modern English kit, meaning a collection of objects intended
for a particular purpose, or it contained to hold such
a kit. It is conjectured that kitty is a sense
of a collection of money for a particular purpose, derived
from kit. All right, okay, so nothing to do with
kittens at all, nothing to do with the.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Same name kitty as a little kitty cat kitty, thing
to do with kitten.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Play play.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Silly. It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly, little silly.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Little pole, silly, today's silly little pole. How many outfits
do you wear a day? I thought this was silly,
and then I was like, well, actually you wear your
clothes to work, well, I do, and then I wear
my gym clothes, and then I wear comfy clothes at home,
so that's three.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
I mean a few wore pajamas not new that would
be your fourth.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Yeah. Do you not just get back into your clothes
your water work in the afternoon after No, No, because
I do sometimes or maybe if it's summer. But like
in one time wearing jeans, No wear my comfy pants.
Oh really, Yeah, we're undies.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Because there was a woman on TikTok and shit that
she wears about six outfits a day for give l
take whatever the day is.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
But now I was at this absurd and her husband
was just roasting her. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
But as Shannon mentioned, like if I was saying I
was doing a show, then you're going You've got your
morning work, then you've got your gym, then you've got.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
You'll probably get back into your work clothes.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Then you might have this is a third outfit.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
If you're getting you're back into work clothes, then you
would have an evening outfit.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Then you would have your at home outfits and in
pajamas and then pajamas.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, it could be five yeah, give or take. I
go work, gym, maybe maybe farms, like at home outside
getting dirty clothes and then just knickers to bed.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Wait, but you're at home getting dirty clothes. Are you
eating in and watching TV?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
I'll probably just stand those and work right because I
still got a bit of wear in them. Yeah, put
them out at the end of the day. And then
your gym jams, yeah, because you wear a nice long
I were a lot slee long time nightclu flannlet gym jam.
How many outfits you were a day? Less than two?
Eighty four percent where we put less than two, but

(14:10):
two wasn't an option? Oh yeah, less than two? Would
it be one or zero? Yeah? Then the next option
would be two.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Good morning to our nodist listeners.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
And then there's hiven think of that three four five plus? Yeah,
So do you wear less than to two? Not allowed? Yeah?
Not allowed? Or three four five?

Speaker 2 (14:32):
I think I think shouldn't meant too or less?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, two or less, that's what it says. Eighty four
percent three sixteen percent zero percent of people think they
wear four or more. Are four or zero? Also think
they were five or more on a varying day. I
think they're getting that wrong. But then there would literally
be some people that would go to work, get up

(14:55):
in the morning, go to work, and then get home
still wearing those clothes and just take them off and Gibbs. Yeah,
so it would be maybe one or two.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
I suppose if you're not a gym go, you just
hang out in your clothes.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Julia says, gym work, comfy clothes, Pj's maybe an outfit
change between depending on temperatures. Yeah, so that's five for Julia,
which is weird because the response in the five category
was zero present Julia, what did you click? We're going
to need Jullia to go back and I hang on there.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
It was so insignificant that it didn't register as a year.
So five thousand votes in two or less, which and
then seven votes.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
In five plus, which just didn't even register.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Dan said, generally to work clothes and when I get home,
I have to get into pants without a judgmental waistband. Yes, yes,
it's gotta be a bit of given that way to
Jim and your mum. So I'm constantly changing out for
because God knows what I'm covered. And although when I
was working, I generally say two to three a day,
work gym, something comfy. Yeah. Yeah, Caitlin scrubs for work

(16:02):
active wear. It's not even that's not even our Caitlin.
That's another case. Another Caitlin, were scrubs too.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
They're two nurses.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Two nurses called Caitlin who spelled their name the same way,
not a yan. So it should be like taxi driver IDs.
Once someone's got your Caitlin, once someone's got your name,
you're gonna go. Yeah. Yeah, one active were to exercise
and something else if I need to run errands. So
she sang three. But I don't know what she's wearing.
What she's wearing to work, because you scrubs to work

(16:33):
on the way to look Okay, oh yeah, I would
have thought that would have been a bit cold on
like a daylight today. Okay, pj's uniform back into PJ
says broke. Everyone else makes enough dang washing in this house,
adam one, Why would I need to wear more? There
is a man that gets up with some clothes and yeah,
takes them off at the end of the day. Love it.

(16:55):
Love that because I don't feel the need to wear
iffing for ifing T shirts a day like my husband.
I do the bloody washing, said Renee. Okay, why is
he wearing four different trying to stay fresh? For her? Okay,
so so many Corney says, work clothes, active wear for
a walk after work, clothes for cooking, general activities, comfort
close for relaxing, and then finally pj's. If you've done,

(17:16):
you're going to do some relaxing. Just get straight into
the pajamas. Maybe she's got some aromatic spicy foods on the.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Or a greasy you know, you smell like a grease shop.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
My pajamas, my dress, but not ready for the outside
world because I'm postpartum. Outfit there my gym gear and
or outside outfit I wear which includes a bra for
the first time.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Oh yeah, she's been rocking around no bra postpartum.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
She's had the baby strap down, the strapped down. The
milk jugs previously free range, free range milk, now down
the milk jugs stripped in the milk jukes. Do swimming spaedoes,
counters and outfit. Richard's making the inquiry. It's a really point.
Actually get another then I would add another one for

(18:04):
the days that I would go swimming togs.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Okay, you should start working out at the gym and
your togs and your swim and your speedos and.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
Down.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
I don't think so. Well, that's a little party.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
And Haley, Okay, we mentioned earlier in the week that
Kmart actually was doing a cabbage bowl dupe.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
And they're all the rageat hands on them.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
I'd kind of I've kind of seen these in the
passing cabbage bowls.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
So the original cabbage bowls is by this I'm going
to stick with. My original cable cabbage bowls is by
an artist called Bodello Pinho here is a Portuguese caricaturist.
And they were like these absurdist sort of cabbage leaves
made into ceramic bowls.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Four I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Eighteen eighteen.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah really yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, you're like super old. And now the company still
uses all the molds. And my mum used to collect
these and so I've always like revered them. And then
I went into Kmart and saw them and I was like,
oh my god, they're doing Jube cabbage bowls.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
And now like everyone on Tektok's got cabbage bowls, everyone's
doing them. And you spoke about this a couple of days.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Days ago, because I was like, oh my god, because
the the genuine one, shall we say, very expensive?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Like how much are we talking like for a small bowl?

Speaker 2 (19:32):
You're like one hundred and twenty.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Okay, they're decorative, you know, you're not serving your bloody
Sunday soup in them anyway, and then to safe.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Oh god, but you're going to turn into one of
those like our parents that have a cabinet full of
crap that you're not like. You wouldn't ever allowed a touch,
no will use. It's just pointless.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
No, I'm not precious with my precious things.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
They're there to be enjoyed. The taxidermy is there to
be patted. The balls are there to be eaten from.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Anyway, gently pattterm nicely. He's a fox.

Speaker 7 (20:06):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
So when we were talking about this on ear, I
was googling them and then I was like, oh my god.
The warehouse is also doing dupe cabbage bowls. And yesterday
I got a message from our Lovely Reception of saying
there's a fragile courier here, and I said, I know
exactly what it is, and.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
The Warehouse have sent me there jupe cabbage bowls. They're
pretty bloody girls.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
They look at it quite robust. Yeah yeah, I'm not
saying hard floor robust, but like, and that suits your
kitchens all green to kitchen.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Did you see how aggressively I just dropped this bomb.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Never are robust, because I had it on my lap
and then I shuffled in the cheer and it smashed
against the desk and it's still bloody girt.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
It's great. It's a good jupe, not batter.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
So I'm looking it up. Hang on, cabbage bowl.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
For those that can't picture them, they just look like cabbage.
They look like cabbage.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Falling into a bowl.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
But to be fair, I mean, if you want the
real deal, right, your bowl, the size, say, looking at
a couple of hundred bucks, this big bowl, which I
would call i'd call that your fruit bowl.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Oh my god, I thought you'd smashed it. I just
put two together.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
We'll get a clean shaped. Yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Almost sounds watery, don't they and again good like the
water version of wind chime. I can't work out if
that it's nice or great the same I.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Like it and then I don't, and then I like it.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Anyway, so for this fruit bowl size, right, yeah, that
you would probably pay a couple of hundred bucks for
the Italian version twenty two dollars from the werehouse.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh that's good. Good from this, I say, non spawn
but they did give them to me. But I just
I just say, you're hashtag gifted. I'm hashtag gifted. I'm
not spawn hashash gift. It's not a hashtag colab No, no, no,
hasheg gifted? Honestly? Oh my god, can you put my
fruit in there? Yep? There you go. Football. We've got
a banana. We could add have we got.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
A studio football?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Know, if it goes in the bowl, it's now communal,
which is great because now if I put the banana and.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
That's just the excuse me, need for a pressure brick.
Oh oh yeah, here we go to twist my arm.
This is good. This is good from them, really.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Good from them. I'm never angry. I'm just putting the
banana in the bowl. Now we've got Banana's got manda
ruins with apples.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Oh my gosh, I'm never made at a juke because
it makes fun things like cabbage bowls more affordable.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
It is weird putting real fruit into a not real brassacre.
It's into a cabbage. Yeah yeah yeah, kind of like
we shouldn't be doing that.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Feels wrong, doesn't that?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah? Using fruit the bowl?

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Our keys am?

Speaker 8 (22:46):
I right?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Boys play blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, this
is the top six. Well, teachers work hard. They work
hard kids for us. We're going to hard raising our
children for us because we can't be bothered.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Can't be bothered.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
But there's a shortage, or you could homeschool. I can't bother,
don't you understand?

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yeah, also that he'd be all like hunting and like
outdoorsy stuff for the kids.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
No math, there's some maths.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
But I've done I've done shot the deer there.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, but did you done? Hung it up here?

Speaker 7 (23:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Go look outside of seeing it? Okay, as long as
you said you've done it. So there's a what do
they call them after primary school, after intermate college, high school?

Speaker 7 (23:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Name the word completely escaped me there. Maybe you should
go back. I'll go back, and so I can have
been a recollection of words on the spot. Yeah. The
principal is saying up to twenty relievers a day, which
is insane stuff. That's only like every teacher at the
school with a big school. It's a big school, lots
of teachers. But you know, there's a there's a shortage.

(24:07):
Sickness tears through schools, as we well know, and so
there's a you know, a problem getting that many believers
and keeping some sort of consistency, and it'll affect the kids.
So I've got the top six answers to the relief
teacher shortage for six peoples and all things that could
be teaching.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
And all things interesting.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Number six on the list of the answers to the
relief teacher shortage. Prisoners, what do they right? So you
recognect some of them out to teach awful criminals, the
white collar criminals, like some fraudsters. They could do the
mass Yeah, the economics, the accounting. Yeah, this is where

(24:50):
I went wrong, right, I went a little bit too
heavy on the on the personal drawings. Yeah, that kind
of set off a flag. Yeah, I should have invested more.
And like it's establishing other companies, more shell companies, different
shell companies. I'm learning.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
I'm learning, you know.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
And they could give them ankle monitor bracelets. Yeah, they
don't take off off the back of the neck. And
the suicide squad they're constantly monitored and if anybody doesn't
like it, they press the button in their head explodes.
He's a better idea. Why don't we just bring the
kids to the president, put them in the president and
also scare them off crime and make use of public transport. Yes,

(25:29):
how hard is it to run a country? How have
we already solved this in the five more options? Yeah.
Number five on the list of the top six answers
to the relief teacher shortage. All those poor people that
were working for the government that lost their job when
the government said, oh we've got to strip back government employees.
Get them back working for the government teaching. Hauh, take that,
David Seymour. What have they been doing? Yeah? Nothing, frantically

(25:49):
searching for jobs in a market with you know, noble
employment and no jobs.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Get them back to you the job. There are jobs,
it's teaching.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah, and they're back working for the government. Number four
on the lists of the top six answers to the
relief teacher shortage. What about the smart kids? Oh, my god,
get the smart kids.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
We used to already do that a bit at high school.
Really yeah, like when you do.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Choots with smart students.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
How did that go? I don't know. I wasn't dumb
enough to need by, but it wasn't smart enough to
be one less work. In fact, you wouldn't want to
if you were smart, you wouldn't want to work too
hard and be too good, because then you'd have to
number three on the list of the top six answers
to the relief teacher Shortage. It's about time the PEA

(26:37):
teachers started stepping up. I reckon right. What they do
is the BEG test. What are we doing the big
test again? Sprints. Good morning to all of our PE
teacher listeners. Have agreciate your work.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Do the beef test today.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
We also the preferred yeah station for PE teachers.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
There's a lot of lesbian crossover as well. Lesbian My
PE teacher was a lesbian or.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
She yeah yeah, And then the guys are that saying
she'd listened to the show. But I thought that would
have been because she's leaves me Yeah, you're true. I
think she was here as a lesbians as opposed to
a PEE teacher. Okay, well, good morning to it.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Good morning gay and non gay pee teachers.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
All of you number two of the lists of the
top six answers to the Relief teacher Shortage. YouTube. Oh
you just put it on in class. You can learn
anything on YouTube anything. We're about to delve into that
more soon. And it turns out not always not always
a good idea and number one of the lists of
the top six answers to the relief teacher shortage. That
guy that's hanging out outside of the school in the van,

(27:39):
he's just hanging out. He's always looking. I think he
really wants to come in.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
He's obviously free. He's always needs during school hours.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
He's got nothing to do during the day. I argue
to get him and then get him teaching. He isn't
a really nice guy, great with kids, super friendly, super
friendly except to the adults. But that's good because you
wanted to concentrate the task at hand. Yeah. Yeah, And
he's got the van for field trips should we need it.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
The museum.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
We're not letting him in the school borne absolutely not. Wow,
that's fair. That's the last subsense player play.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Not a great story on my hands here.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
No, it's quite grim, isn't it pretty grim? Uh? There
was a young man.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
He was complaining of stomach pains and this is an India,
and his father went to the local medical center and said.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
That his son had these pains.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
The doctor quote unquote, um said it's gallstones and we've
got to get them removed. We're have to go to surgery. Um,
so this isn't a medical center, not a hospital. So
the doctor then informs the father he better pop to

(28:53):
a local picture and get some diesel in case they
need to transport the son to a proper, bigger hospit.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
But he the ambulance.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
No, I don't know diesel for his car. I don't know,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
During this time, the doctor began the surgery in the
clinic without consent. During the surgery, it was reported that
the doctor started looking at YouTube tutorials on his mobile
phone for instructions on how to remove gallstones, and eventually

(29:31):
that young man did die. Because this was in fact
not a doctor. This was a man posing as a
doctor who thought that he could get away with surgery
by watching a YouTube tutorial.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Only a man would do that.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
It was a man.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Only a man would not the.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
First time this has happened in India.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
There was only last year another woman was found guilty
of four ding a medical license to become an anis
ANISSI the solology?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I just what.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Anesthesiologist and phesiologists, which is one of the most important
jobs in that room.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah right, because otherwise too much and they did yeah,
too much. They did not enough. I'm feeling it all.
I'm away.

Speaker 7 (30:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah, a number of councils. They basically they get charged
for the being sentenced for murder. That's what it is.
It's very reckless.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Anyway, this story aside, we were talking.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
About it this morning, and that's when Shannon said that
she tried to not a YouTube surgery, but you tried
to YouTube something and it didn't go well. Yeah, I
tried to do jump starting a car, right, and we
just couldn't do it starting like connecting it to another car. Yeah,
so you put the cables on, But why didn't it work?

Speaker 7 (30:55):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
I didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Video, we watched a video, couldn't do it. Ended up
just asking a random man for help.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Sounds like she put it on the plastic bit Yeah,
I think you put on.

Speaker 9 (31:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
You know there's a cover over the on the terminals.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
You've got to reveal the middle.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, put the middle of the place.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
No, but it sounds like maybe the plastic I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I mean bliss.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
This is the woman yesterday who says she wanted a
pre nub, A.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Pre nub, not a pre nub. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, but I think like, because YouTube tatoyals are great.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
I use them all the time. Renovation stuff. You're just
going like, oh, how do you do that?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Or like da da da da da.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
But it sometimes it doesn't go well and it can't
teach you the same as like a full education or
someone showing you in person training all these things. So
this morning we want to know what did you miss
up from a YouTube tuatorial?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Not what did you learn or what did you know
what went well? Maybe it was like a DIY disaster.
You're like, I can do this myself. I'll save money.
We don't need a.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
How to tie a bathroom, how to waterproof of bathroom.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
YouTube stuff's always bar or engine stuff's always a because
you're always doing this, you take stuff apart of it.
It's like, oh god, but.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
You are, to your core a handy person. You'll figure
things out.

Speaker 7 (32:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
But someone like me who would go like, oh, there's
a noise in my calm, what just YouTube?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
But I would stuff it up. There's no there's no
way I doesn't make it. I kind of got to
know what the problem is to YouTube, what to do? Yeah, yeah,
well we always talk about how well things go from
YouTube tutorials and what you've taught yourself. But when did
it go bad? I'll wait one hundred dollars at him,
give us a call. Now you can take through nine
six nine six?

Speaker 3 (32:40):
What went terribly after learning something from a YouTube tatorial? What?
What did you mess up from a YouTube tutorial? There's
a doctor someone posing as a doctor in India. I
thought that they could remove gallstones and a surgery and
the patient diet.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
That didn't. Yeah, patsion die. I mean, obviously don't want
grittin stories like that. We don't want the extreme stories
like that. But think any people are trying to save
a couple of dollars or in a cost of living crisis.
Things are so expensive. Maybe I can fix this myself.
We watch YouTube tutorial not people want to learn a skill, Sarah,
What did you fail on with a YouTube tutorial? Worn

(33:22):
oil my hairs?

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Oh no, no, we've all fled.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Not blind enough, ginger or did they fall out?

Speaker 9 (33:30):
I didn't really leave it long enough.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I died over a brunette straight away.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
No no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Did you do that thing when you're watching a tutorial
on YouTube you just kind of skip You're not in
the mood to watch all of it.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
So you're skipping cut to the good bad?

Speaker 1 (33:45):
I kind of.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
I just thought I could, Yeah, because my hairdresser that
she went on the tunity leave early and I desperately
needed them done, and so I thought I could still
it myself.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
How did it look in the end?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Out of ten?

Speaker 2 (33:58):
What do you give yourself.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
The final product?

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Or the blonde foils?

Speaker 9 (34:02):
Before?

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I died over it? Oh? So you took give her
the final product or you went back to a professional.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
I'm now yeah, you just put a box star over
the top. Okay, will you ever try it again?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
We have another whack one day.

Speaker 9 (34:17):
No, I'm going to go back to my friendly Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, Sarah, thank you, Teresa. What did you mess up
on a YouTube tutorial?

Speaker 6 (34:28):
I tried to replace my iPhone screen. I went to
trade me, bought the replacement screen, bought the little screwdrivers,
the tiny, tiny skinny took it all apart, and.

Speaker 9 (34:43):
Then when it came to putting it back together with
the replacement screen, I could just couldn't make it work.
And then each of the screwdrivers different sizes to go
into different places.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
But I just put all the screws into the into
a little piles.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
So you know, I would never do this to my phone.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
How much were you trying to save? Like what did
you spend on the replacement screen in the little screwdrivers
and stuff?

Speaker 6 (35:12):
I think fifty bucks all up.

Speaker 9 (35:14):
But I think back then it was like an iPhone
seven so and iPhone seven Max or some some rubbish
like that, So it was.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
So expensive to replace screens back then.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 6 (35:27):
Yeah, so I was like, but I ended up having
to buff the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
You know, you don't have the dexterity of tiny seven
year old Chinese. Yeah, Theresa, thank you. Some messages in
I thought I could squeeze my dogs anal glands that
were infected. I mean, what is you're a YouTube tutory
or how to squeeze your dog's anal glands?

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Yeah, of course there's a YouTube trove for literally everything.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
To all the people that upload a how to video,
release you and think cute.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Thank you, so generous.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Some really niche one Yeah, but I was trying to
fix this part on my quad bike and it was
the most niche I finally found was this guy and
it had some of like thirty five thousand views? Is
it because ten people have watched it like three and
a half thousand times each because you've got to be
rewinding and rewinding.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
I'm on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
There are hundreds of videos on how to squeeze your
dog's anal glands.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
My question is, how often are we squeezing anal glands?
Is this the thing?

Speaker 1 (36:32):
This is a regular thing because dogs have been bred poorly.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Right, Yeah, yeah, it's a whole lot of Oh my god,
you've got your finger up.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
It's took us.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah, well you have to put the finger and then
you're like, it's like squeezing a pimple. But the express
your dogs, that's the word, because I was thinking milk word. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Yeah, there's some vets.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
And they're always tiny dogs too, with tiny over read
like massive dogs with gaping bumbles. You know they're going
to make it easy for God's say, I there's another
one called how to empty your dog's anal glands. It's
too much vie sbout that. I'm sorry, but briefast this morning,
how many someone said, how many times have I watched

(37:18):
a tutorial and how to fold a footed sheet? Still,
for the life of me, can't fold it? Just chuck
it and a blow case ball it up. Yeah, yeah,
um no, you didn't. You didn't that lartesticks and he didn't.
I gave myself a tattoo in the mirror. Yeah, I
don't believe that one either, Okay, and then there's a
lie and they spelled the word backwards and then it's

(37:40):
a gag. Oh you think it's a gag? I follow
a YouTube to toilet. I'm cutting my own fringe. Airbic
fowl was about one and a half years ago, and
my fringe has now only just growing long enough to
tack behind my ears.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yeah, you've always got to go long, and you can trim,
but you can never.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Go go longer grow it. In the second, I had
old nails where they would build the nail on top.
After two weeks, I'd see me killed three nails and
so to remove them, how hard could it be? YouTube
clip said it was easier just then now polish remover
and tinfoil.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Now by the end of the first three nails, I'd
made myself bleeding. My nails are still brittal to this stay.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
That's why I have the professionals. Yeah, I youtubed to
male Brazilian.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Oh no, you don't do that to yourself and how
my husband's asked for a prenup.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Professional No, or just let it, just give it a trim,
just give it a tiny We don't need to be
ripping it all out.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
I googled how to remove an old frosted film from
the windows in our house. Didn't have a heat gun,
so I used my hair dryer instead. Needed to say
I cracked the window with too much more expensive to
replace the window than just paying a professional remove the
film in the first place would have been. I used
the YouTube to want to learn how to ask girls out? Oh,
she said she wasn't into me that way. Ok.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
How do I'm going to google how YouTube how to
ask a girl out? Okay?

Speaker 1 (39:04):
So many try to embed the flowers from my wedding
and reason didn't do it properly and they all rotted.
But it cost me a fortune. Reasons not cheap, Your
reasons not cheap.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Asking a girl out could be a nerve racking thing
to do. But take a breath and ask, tell it,
Remind yourself that you're awesome. And if she says no,
it's okay.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Try it on me. Try it on me.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Hang on.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
If you want to ask you were talking alone and
have a good time together. Then be up front and
say I'm just falling along with subtitles something like, hey, Flitch,
I really like hanging out with you. Would you want
to go on a date sometime? Or there's a new
movie coming out this weekend? Do you want to go
see it together?

Speaker 1 (39:39):
No? Not even as friends. I'm okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
So that didn't work. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
That was so charisvlicable. It was a horrible awitness was horribleness.
Why'd you do it in front of me? Now? You
ruined my dad?

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Do you want me to try it on you?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
You want to the movies this weekend? Fletch? I'd love
to thought?

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Why what did he do differently than I didn't?

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Got a massive hog? That's how you're getting ladies to
go to the movies of you?

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Yes only there was a YouTube tutorial on how to
get a.

Speaker 10 (40:18):
Massive plays Fledgborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
We've been following the Olympics and the Paralympics are worth
great interests.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Very proud of all our key we.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Athletes, athletes, athletes, athletes.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
And we are joined in the studio by Devin Briggs.

Speaker 7 (40:33):
Hello, Welcome morning, everybody.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
You are a paracyclist and you've literally just returned from Paris, yes,
twenty hours.

Speaker 7 (40:42):
Yep. We got off the plane yesterday morning, spent the
night in Auckland and now we're here.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Why they I mean think we're happy you're here.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
But god, I'd be like, God, give me a break.

Speaker 7 (40:51):
It's been a bit of a rough journey in you.
But we're good.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
I know.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
So if you if you haven't been following Devon Devin,
you was in Switzerland, you had an accident and then
you basically went to the Paralympics fresh from hospital.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
What was your act, your what was your injury? Your
your cock?

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Six?

Speaker 7 (41:07):
Yep, I ran over by a bike, broke my sacrum.
So I've got a friendship sacrum right now.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Us.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
But you're a cyclist, yes, famously, you need your ass.

Speaker 7 (41:21):
Yes you heard a little bit but managed to break
out of hospital.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Oh my god. I when I was at drama school,
I chipped, what.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
She can do this? She can do this, by the way,
any story about your training for the Paralympics, break your
ys and she's like, funny story. When I was a
drama school and she can go to anything. You just watch.
But when I was there.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
We do a lot of rolling around the ground and
I chipped just like just such a tiny little bit
the edge of my tail bone.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
I've never known a pain like it.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
I can't even imagine what you the pain you must
have felt when a bike went over you and you
broke it.

Speaker 7 (42:00):
It felt like a constant lumbar puncture. Like was that people?

Speaker 3 (42:03):
So then okay, so in you hear this happens and
you're like, that's not ideal. I'm off to the Paralympics.
First Paralympics, you're twenty years old, excited to go. You
still go, ye, and then you you do. You compete
two of your races, you don't quite make your meddles
that obviously you were wanting, and then you had to
make the decision to pull out.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
How hard was that?

Speaker 7 (42:26):
It was insanely hard.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
What was the medical advice you got? Was it like,
if you go and do this, you could do yourself
some damage? Ongoing?

Speaker 7 (42:36):
I had about six doctors in Switzerland tell me no
riding bike for six weeks.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
I'll get a second opinion, same thing, third opinion, what
sex opinion? I'm going to stop asking these doctors. Oh
my god.

Speaker 7 (42:50):
So I was spent five days in hospital in Switzerland
and broke out, got into the village and they're like, yeah,
you might be able to compete potentially, and then like, yeah,
screw up, we'll compete, and.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
So what's the hospital? Third, like in Switzerland, did you
get a little tabler? Right for New York and cold
cut meats?

Speaker 7 (43:07):
It was really disappointing. I've got bread and water for breakfast.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Oh, he's trained for the Paralympics.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Breatain water is no good.

Speaker 7 (43:15):
Yeah. I had a big lunch in a small dinner.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Oh right, God, okay, I mean that must be incredibly disappointing.
But you know, one, we're still incredibly proud of you
for even going to the Paralympics. You've seen world records
before and you're twenty years old, Like you'll go again
and again and again and again. You just said that
you want to go eight times.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
Yep, you've got to beat the record. Got to beat
Michael Elshooter. He's up to seven. So you've got to
beat that.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
So you've got to go seven Paralympics and now four
years apart.

Speaker 7 (43:43):
Yeah, he's been gone for a while.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Wow, twenty eight years. No, let me do it. Oh God, don't.
We don't do mess on he went to quite a years.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Holy moly, Yeah, I know, but you've got you've got,
You've got enough time to do it now.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
I did ask you off off Mike fours question.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
At the first question, I said, did you have one
of the Paralympic village muffins? Because that was one of
the things that they said from when it changed from
the Olympics to the Paralympics, will the Paralympians get the muffins?

Speaker 7 (44:11):
And they confirmed at we got the muffins. We got
the muffins every day, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Were they good? They were? Okay, it's because they were
built up so much for you on social media.

Speaker 7 (44:24):
Yeah, like they were a good muffin. It was chocolate.
We had Gilley chocolate on the inside.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
But okay it was warm or cold cold? Cold, okay,
different Just because.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
France, do you think that because you're a Kei we
and we come from like cafe culture, that we just
have a higher expectation from our muffins and coffee and
the coffee. Yeah, oh my god, it's awful over there.
But so you're there at the Paralympics, there to achieve
your dreams. You've got a broken ass and it's not
going to plan, and then you.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Get food poison.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yep, even someone didn't want you to be at the Olympic.

Speaker 7 (45:06):
Definitely not the journey I imagined my first Paralympics being.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
So what happened?

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Was it? The muffins could have been the muffins, hsteria muffins.

Speaker 7 (45:17):
I'd spent a night just up all night in the toilet.
Oh wasn't the greatest, but gosh, you didn't get to
see Paris the next day, which was kind of sad.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
YEA.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
So when you made the decision that you had to
withdraw from competing, did you hang around?

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Did you watch some events? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (45:33):
I still stayed in the village, had my partner, mum
and dad over there, so got to hang out with them,
spend time with him and just enjoy the experience.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
The parents of a paralympian, you'd be super proud. My
mom must be so embarrassed. Again, it's not about you, Yes,
it's about tell us about your time at acting school.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
I've already I've always she still think it over felt,
but it was it amazing when you especially because it
was a difficult experience having your partner and family there.

Speaker 7 (46:06):
Yeah, it was good. It was really helpful. I don't
think I would have been able to compete in race
if it wasn't for them. Actually been and that that's
so nice.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
What's next, Devn what's next? What's the plan?

Speaker 7 (46:18):
Have a month off? Yeah, recover heel up and then
forgot about your.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Injury because you can go on with that.

Speaker 7 (46:27):
Yeah. I'll recovery stuff and then get back into it
and train for LA, hopefully get some world records, get
my world road, get my world record back in September
next year at track Wiltz.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
How go from there, Devin?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
We will be following with great interest, and we will
follow you all the way to LA, where we know
you're kell it.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Thank you so much for coming out.

Speaker 7 (46:43):
Thank you guys for having me play.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
And Haley Well, it's just guess centrals.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Oh, I got a revolving door of guests after guests.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
We just had a guest. You may feel the seat
is hot.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
We had paralympian Devon Briggs and oh wow, and now
Guy Montgomery's here.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
That's a huge one two punch. How have you ever
become adversity? Guy? Well, I was born no obstacles were
put in front of me. That's actually a really similar
story to the people.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Usually You're gone quite swimmingly so far.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
You guy. Welcome, Thank you so much, thanks for having me.
I'm good.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
I'm here because I made a TV show about spelling
and it's now my responsibility please and straight out to
tell the entire country I did this, and to please watch.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
He knows his mission.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Do you know I was in Melbourne this weekend, and
because it's in Australia as well, you've.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Done in Australia. You'd actually say last weekend.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
This weekend, or you'd say this weekend just gone.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Yeah, I tell you on a Thursday, you wouldn't say
this weekend.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
You wouldn't. You'd be mad, wouldn't you. I was in
Australia in the future. Yeah, using the past.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Haley, I'm stuffed up here.

Speaker 7 (48:03):
I like.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
I like where the anecdote was going.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
No, no, no, I was going to say something.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
I was going to say, super nice about how proud
I found as a New Zealander to see Guy Montgomery's
spelling Bee in Australia.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
And I won't say it because I stuffed up this week.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
You know, you're snuck it in anyway. You're a very
subtle operator.

Speaker 7 (48:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
It's actually quite confusing because there's two versions of Guy
Montgomery's want spelling be same title, learning concurrently, yeah, and
two territories.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Similar look and Guy Montgomery's the host. Yeah, I tied
all together, except your one's got Australian comedian comedians correct,
and one's got New Zealand comedians.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
And then your sidekick is different that.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
I mean, this is a woman. The way you guys
treat Hailey, this is constantly battering, fantastic.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Giving me, giving me the adversity. I so messed growing up.

Speaker 7 (49:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
No, So there are two seasons happening in Australia. It's
a guy called Aaron Chin and here it's a fantastic
New Zealand committing called sign j Pettel.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Both very humorous people.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Yes, absolutely, and yeah it's been I mean it's crazy
because we filmed the season last November. You know, this
is the New Zealand season we filmed last November. Wow,
And because things were going so have been going so
gangbusters at Warner Brothers Discovery, they're just so overwhelmed with
content and so they held off, and they held off

(49:33):
and they said, now now we want to play at
seven o'clock right after the news you Wow, see you
Campbell Live, see you later. The project. It's all spelling.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Now and we've Woulady gone in the bag. The national
governments in the children need an Hour. I'm part of
their new mandateory. You're wearing the blue, You're coming. We're
in the blue jumper with the ant yellow and the
New Zealand first.

Speaker 7 (50:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
No, yeah, I'm a puppet.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
I'm a government puppet, but no, basically yeah, so on
every Thursday at seven o'clock. And I'm so proud of it, Like,
we really worked so hard on this show. I came
up with the idea during lockdown, you know, and then
it's been incredible to watch it become an actual material.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
You know, you can walk around.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
The set and touch stuff just because you were sitting
and you were lonely during isolation. And I think it's
so funny. I'm really proud of it, and I just
want to tell people about.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
It and to watch it.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Really there's no like sort of subtlety. I'm not hiding
what the message is, right.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
It's also I think it's what people want to watch
at the moment. It's so silly.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Yeah, well, it's not unlike your fantastic recent season of
task Master.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
It's pure escapers exactly. We don't need to be taught anything.
I mean, you know a bit of spelling. It's it's
just pure entertaining silliness. Both very fun to do it
because I did season one, that's right, and then very
fun to watch as a joy.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Yeah, well, thank you, Hailey. I appreciate that. I tell
you this. The more I hear about this Hailey Sprowl,
the more I like it. She's come up because we're
trying to keep it down. I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
I'm not sure about these hired gooms.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Diminish herself. Work should gme ontomery you're founder because you're
not getting the street.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, well he was just ed a
man who's on this season. We've got we've got a
less Yeah, Rose Muster feel she's in it, that's right.
We've got Tom Sainsbury, pack Sosati, Jackie Brown, Elo Mathewson,
Jesse Smith.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Someone's found a press release, and many many more and
many many more tonight, for example, Because the beauty of
it is you can get someone like Rose on Obviously
everyone knows and loves Rose, but you can also get
new comedians. On so tonight's episode, Elo Mathewson defending champ
Reese Matthewson and new Matthewson is into the Arena Live Mackenzie.
And then there's a guy called e ty Dom. Oh

(51:56):
my God time on TV. He is so funny. He's
one of the stand ups. He's one of the hardest
working stand ups in the country. And it's so awesome
to be able to give them the chance to be
on a panel and actually be funny in the way
that they're.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Funny, doesn't it Because, like, and I say this as
one of these comedians that gets a lot of TV work,
there are familiar faces, and so we sort of rotate around.
And then when you did go Montgomery's going on spelling,
but you were like, nah, I'm going to put some
of those people and a lot of new faces we
haven't seen.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
I personally don't like to see it. Guy. Of course,
I like to pull the latter up behind me.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
Understandably, you've leveraged against what you thought you were going
to earn it.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
It's important the letter comes with exactly I take the
letter into the bank that was when I entered the housing.
As soon as I was very happy to see that
the house sky rockets. That's what I thought. So yeah,
was on the first episode.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
It was the first TV appearance, and that's amazing exactly.
Robbie was on the seasonBy was on this season. Who
is so good?

Speaker 1 (52:58):
White guy behind the desk who've been watching for years
have been like, why isn't this guy on television?

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Absolutely, and so e time tonight he's on, and he did.
I talked to him afterwards. He came with so because
there's no homework. If you're a comedian, you just come
on the show and you have to trust the format's
all been set up for you to play and have fun.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
It's about like Taskmaster from that respect.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
ETI came in and had so many spelling specific jokes.
It was crazy, Like when I got to him on
his podium, he went for like I don't know what
they edit it down to, but he went for like
ten minutes just this run of spelling jokes. And afterwards
and then even throughout the show kept having a spelling
joke for every moment. Afterwards, I was like, I got
to know, man, how long did you work on those
jokes and it's that you don't want to know. I've

(53:35):
been doing every open mic in Auckland for a month,
bombing my ass off, my god to make these jokes
for the show, and I was so happy, like, you know,
that's a crazy thing to do, but I was so
happy for him that reason alone to watch. Yeah, And
so it's on yeah every Thursday at seven and then
they're all as they get released, they go on three Now,
which is one of the better streaming apps, and there's

(53:57):
a lot of them and as you to.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Watch and I want you to watch it, you guy,
I cannot wigh.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
You for having me. How are you guys? Going?

Speaker 7 (54:06):
By the ways?

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Everything great? Horrible? Great?

Speaker 7 (54:09):
Haven't yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:10):
That seeming my life apart. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
I was going to move to Thailand and just throw
it all in. Yeah, but I'm here and I'm happy.

Speaker 7 (54:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Yeah, I mean that's good. You don't sound happy and
the lads friction. You want to get a no, no,
this is the best part. I'm not buying what you're selling.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Play play m Brogan. I met you with another workaholic
from Tender who doesn't live in my city.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Were yet to meet.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
We have a plan, but this would be perfect.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Yeah, a little spring flame. Yeah, if you can get
away from work. God, could you imagine they're both be
on their phones. I've just could to report to them they.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Finally meet in the storry. Just five five lets out lettops.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
We did a quick little.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Poll because yesterday Dave Grohle announced that well he confessed,
admitted posted on his socials that he had fathered a
child outside of his marriage.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
And does he have two daughters? Three three and they've
all and they are now four and now they're all
off social media. You're off on Why am I? There?
You go? You had tuned your Michael if you do
this all the time.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
You do, I don't think it'd been your contribution to
this show is the white man.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
That's exactly what's happening. So he's got three daughters already
in his marriage, this twenty three year old, three year marriage,
and then yesterday they all went off socials. Well they
obviously don't want the comments, yeah, you know, messages from fans.
So the mood is to in Australia in late November
and December of twenty twenty three, and continued to New
Zealand in mid January twenty twenty four. So my mats

(55:47):
means that unless sus Babe was born premature, that's an
Australian baby. Okay, it could be an Australian baby.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Okay, Okay, we don't have all the information.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Might even be prior to have living right. Okay. We
did a quick little poll for people who have been
cheated on, which is probably so many people because we
know of it. We don't know if the wife's left
them or no.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
No, no, it's like he's committed to regaining their truston.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Can you put quickly seen through the screencap of how
many people voted on this and how many people saw it,
so we can work out a percentage of people that,
oh yeah, loose the people that saw it but haven't
been cheated on two aren't so yeah, oh yeah, good call.
Because we asked for people who have been cheated on,
did you forgive them? Yes or no?

Speaker 9 (56:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Well okay, they just couldn't move forward. One quarter did
one quarter forgave, forgive and forgive. It's something that's the same, forgiven, forgive, forgave, forgiven,
forgot and forgot. Yeah. Tory actually do names or no no,
no names named. I'm trying to move through my life

(56:49):
because of this. At the moment, I want to forgive.
But how do you forgive someone for throwing away nearly
fifteen years or something? So cheat and sold try? Yeah,
that's all. Yeah, you don't have to.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
You also don't have to. Yeah, plenty, plenty of fish
on the paddock.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
I wouldn't be cows in the sea. Sorry, I wouldn't
be eating fish just lying in a paddock.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
How long has it been in the paddock? Did it
fall out of the sky like?

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Was it a range? It was a tornado? Rains pas? Okay,
yeah it does and it's salmon. Oh yeah, you know,
life's too shorts is another person. But then I don't
know if she's saying life's too short to not forgive
or life's too short term. So about out of everybody
that saw the story, a third replied, Wow, the third

(57:35):
safe to assume a third of people who've been cheated
or have been cheated on Bernadette like a dumb ass.
I did forgive, and then he did three more times
after obviously not with that person anymore.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
That's good, Well you got you got away from there.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Eventually forgive and forget them and then move on with
your life. Don't waste energy on them. It's their loss.
They made a stupid mistake.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
So forgive, but maybe left them. It feels like someone.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Whose name starts with Kay said the first time I
did forgive, the second time I also forgave. The third
time no, and then they find and then finally realized
they might be gay. Yeah it's okay. Yeah, we'll give
them that piece. They don't deserve it.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Oh, this is lovely.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
No.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
I wish you well in your journey, and I hope
that both sides of a pillow are always warm.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
That's actually a horrible thing to say. I can't believe.
Play stop it.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
You are too hot on the riders sometimes and you're
gonna get us some trouble.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
We're having a little laugh, Okay.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
It just turns on the mics, just turns the mica
exactly and then goes quiet. You just might run the
show on.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Your own because and I will be gone, Okay, here
we go.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
I'm on, I'm on an article. I'm on an article
on the Insured Herald. That's my chosen news source. You
have to say that because that is my chosen news source. Okay,
good now, it revealed that one in five New Zealanders
have admitted to snooping through their partner's phone, going digging,
looking for trouble, have a little snoop, dish snoop, looking

(59:07):
through the photos, looking through the messages.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
What have we got here?

Speaker 2 (59:10):
And and you've never done this, genuinely, haven't it?

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Would I've always said this, It would make me proud
for him to be up to no good on his phone.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
It illogical.

Speaker 9 (59:22):
No.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Yeah, even the idea of him secretly messaging some woman
being like, don tell me, I'll be like, this is hilarious,
Like you can't even barely even message me. He barely
messages as friends, has nothing to look for.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Yeah, there's no.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
One sending him pictures. There's nothing going on there.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
So that sounds like the dream for most a woman,
doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
I know it's jealousy and trust not an issue for me.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
But I mean not about setting up a joint Facebook
page so he doesn't have an online presence. I don't
want to be responsible for that.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
It's it happens by proxy. People just message me being like,
hen can you tell Aaron anyway? I mean, and that's
a that's a large percentage of people and it's seen
as a bit of a no no.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
So what was the percentage of New zealandis fifth okay
on snooping on their partner's devices? Exactly one in five? Admit,
just you reckon? It's at least half. Yeah, I mean
maybe what percentage of the population A woman half that's

(01:00:24):
already said it a line in the sand, he went there,
lesbians know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
So there's a relationship coach and a divorce mediator who
has said that basically, there's no real instance in which
you should snoop on a phone. And if you because
people go like, but if you're snooping, it's because there's
something worth looking for. But she's like, then use your words, like,
don't go looking through their private device. Use your words

(01:00:52):
to say, hey, I'm feeling a bit disconnected, you know,
is there something going on, You're seeing someone else or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Don't take the matter into your hair.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
But you need the evidence, don't you You need some
I don't know, prime prosecution shows. Yeah, yeah, evidence in extreme.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Cases, if it was like a really toxic relationship, maybe
then then you need to get some, as you say,
evidence or real clear evidence that but something's happening.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
If you just have kind of like maybe some insecurities,
that's not a reason to reason. It's a real breach
of trust. Deal with them with words that makes sense. Yes,
now I.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Want to know this morning, what did you find while snooping?
And this could be not just phones, emails, diaries.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Oh yeah, something under the matterists.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
The junk drawer. Yeah, cash in the walls, sure, but
it would cash in the walls be Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Imagine if imagine when I was renovating, I was ripping
jib off and.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Cash them stilling, not cash or just you're like, you
find cash, but it's the cash. It doesn't exist anymore,
and they don't accept it. Imagine that legal tender anymore. Nah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
But maybe you just went snooping for something, looking around
someone's room while they were out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
And you found something.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
I always loved those stories when girls are like feeling
like their partner's being shady and it's the guy getting
the engagement surprise for them and they ruined their own surprise.
Those stories. Okay, eight hundred dollars at him gives a call.
Now they've already started to get some messages through. You
can tax them nine to six nine says what did you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Find when you were snooping? Can be anonymous as well
if you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Were Yes, play flor and Haley a best of Kiwi's.
One in five Kiwis have admitted to snooping on their
partner's devices device A new Devices into the Arena advice.
I had not even considered snooping in dash cam.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Oh my god, I've got a dash cam.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
I was moving in my husband's dash care memory can card,
and so we parked up on a quiet street with
another woman and you could hear them smooching. Oh my god,
got ya? Got ya? Succulent, delicious or a cussid square? Yeah,
the amount of times shut I kicks down the door
and she's like, are you near with a woman? And
I'm like, no, it's just a square. Amazing, that's amazing,

(01:03:31):
that's crazy. There are so many messages in and some
wild stories. Oh my god, because when someone like does
go snooping and they find like the dash can footage
of their husband cheating, or they find evidence, they're justified. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
So many people are saying, I had a gut feeling,
I looked, I went looking.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
I know I shouldn't have.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
And I was right, but then how often is that
gut feeling nothing and just people being silly silly billies. Wow,
there's some amazing messages coming in. I'm a male and
at the time I was twenty seven years old. It
was the first and only time I've gone looking through
my partner's phone. It was to confirm my suspicion. I
found the evidence I was right nothing. Prior to finding out,

(01:04:14):
I did try to talk to her about it, but
she was really closed off.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
So you do we go to do it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
So I had to do. I confirm what I suspected.
That's what the therapist said was the first option, right,
use your words. That didn't work, So I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Why not have a look, Anonymous?

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
I know when I was ten, I was looking for
Christmas presents and found court documents that a family member
had applied to the court for custody because of my
mum's My mum was mentally unwell, custody of you? Of
you me measure going looking for your bloody g I
Joe's and you find out you're going to be a
gi John God Anonymous, you went into some emails, Yes,

(01:04:49):
HI was illegal to go into someone's email. If you
know the password or if like they've saved it on
the login to know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
Well, yeah, I was sloping on the phone and I
found in the email like emails from another email that had.

Speaker 10 (01:05:06):
His surname, so I knew it was his yep. So
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
I think it was a Gmail or something.

Speaker 6 (01:05:11):
And I tried to go in and to get in.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
I don't know if it was to.

Speaker 10 (01:05:14):
Change the password or to just like forgot password get
in with like security questions yep. And that night I
was kind of like, oh, you know, what was your
first dog's name when you were little?

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
I mean, it sounds like you're dealing with a numb
skull anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
So yeah, he answered all of them, and I got
in and it was literally an email for like all
these dating websites and emails with other well, it was
like literally a whole other email to.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Cheat on you. Yes, yeah, and then did you confront him? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
I went home and I was like, listen those questions
I asked you, I.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Was bidding you. Yeah, and then and you got rid
of them. Yeah, absolutely fair enough, anonymous, thank you so
many messages.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
I was looking for coins when I was younger and
found my dad's bag of weed and and something else okay,
something else that dead, Yeah, rubbery.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Okay, hired, it's in the rid of mine. Her partner said.
Then go through my phone. I've got nothing to hide,
all smug, and she was like okay and went straight
to recently deleted messages. It was like one of those.
And he'd been texting multiple escorts sorts as soon as
she'd go home or to work, and he'd been meeting

(01:06:39):
up with the other ladies, but he didn't know about
the recently deleted deleted.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Yeah, delete deleted. You've got to empty the bin.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Yeah, I want my gunt. Searched for evidence, found a
fake email address and a Facebook profile, and a ton
of numbers and texts on his phone from people.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Oh my god, I was covering for the receptionists at
work one day as I like doing her cheft and
just to take do a little tidy aka oh snooping yep.
I found out she was defrauding the company, stealing people's
tax checks and basically been an all round loser.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Oh my god, that's detective work though. That's good start. Yeah,
good on you, Anonymous said. Found secret credit cards supporting
us online adult viewing habits, yeah, secret recordings of us
in bed and recordings of me asleep in bed when
he pulled the sheets and blankets back and taking photos
and recordings.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
So terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
That's geez chicky. Okay, now you're on Oh my god.
On my twenty first birthday, my partner at the time
hadn't come home, so I looked on Facebook and he
was picking up another chick. Also found a conversation with
his mother bagging me. I got my ex cheating whiles overseas.

(01:07:54):
I checked has fined my iPhone and saw her as
in a neighboring city. When he said he went for
a run, he denied it it first, but then confessently.
You leave your phone at home if you're gonna go
for a run and hook couple people at the pedal tours.
We're better than this. Yeah, come on, check to a
gay you know, get some tips. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
The gate should run a course.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
The gates should run a course. You know what I mean.
Sneaky sneaky devils. When I want flits one and Haley.
Fact of the day, day day day day, Yeah, do
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two hundred and forty six. It was two hundred and
forty seven. Unfortunately this week there was a death bas
only he's suspicious to you would just left the island
and one died and when.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
You were holding one, No, I wasn't the chicken coop.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
I never held one. There was a rule some people
call the moss chickens look like they're covered with a
moss h but no, apparently they need to be humping
more so apparently due to their numbers being so low
when the Cuckopol recovery started. There's not a huge genetic diversity.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Oh okay, it says to us, there's a better.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
So that's why now everything they've all got genomic testing,
genomic testing, and they know where everybody's from. And then
you get it needed. There's a guy with a bit
of fieldland in there, and they need a bit more fiordland.
They need a bit more fieldland Coca pow.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
So only certain people can hunt with certain people, only
certain birds.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
I was all the same. It's only on the island
for one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
But they can't just like let them roam free and
just do it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
I don't think so. I know they will put specific
birds and they like we've talked about the monogamy of
the key with this week. Yeah, not and the fantasm
not these guys. Not. These guys not monogamous. They build
a little bowl and the dirt, the males they clear
out a bowl and then they just do a dance
in the bowl and they do their burning miss Yeah,
and the ladies come over. They're like, nice bowl, Nice bowl, bro.

(01:10:30):
And he's like, you think it looks good from up there?
It looks like she comes and he's doing the dance.
Does she do the dance too, Nah, she watches just
pretty much just puts it up and have it. Yeah,
watching kind of like watching auditions on like X Factor. Yeah,
she leaves, Yeah, she's done. Then they have No, she's

(01:10:54):
not done. Never in the game for that. She was
never in the game for that. So I thought it
you some of the facts about Yeah, sure, the world's
only flightless parrot. Yeah, only flying, world's only flightless parrot.
Also the world's biggest parrot on average, four hundred grams
heavier than the next one, which is those big blue McCall.

(01:11:15):
Oh yeah, hundred grams heavier. My boys doesn't fly apparently
stop flying because the harst eagle. Yeah, talked about the
halt eggle, And I tell you what, tomorrow we're hitting
the half eggle hard. That's our final bird, even though
it's extinct. I know it's extinct, but I love it.
If those things are still around, would have to God,
there'll be some a few more one hundred years and

(01:11:37):
then they could have had a delicious high country sheep
to eat. Yeah, as soon as the more was gone.
Half eggle anyway, we'll talk more about him tomorrow. Cuck
a boat today also believed to be one of the
longest living birds to ninety years old. Oh, my old dude.
And they don't start breeding. Males don't start breeding until
they're about four, and the females don't start breeding till

(01:11:57):
they're about six, right, Yeah, and the other ladies because
the males get a bit horny or a bit earlier.
There's this island just off ank il mmorrow went with
I'll take the horny males and they just like have
a bachelor's pad out there. Oh okay, they're a bit
raucous if they leave it on there. And I want
to say that the final little fact about cuckapow when
you favorite, is that it can store because it's given
up flying, so it doesn't need to constantly be eating

(01:12:20):
to fly around because that's a lot of energy taken.
It can store and it's one of the only birds
to do. It store a lot of body fat. They
can eat. They eat light, and they don't burn it
all by flying because they're just poddling around, and so
they put on a lot of body fat. And the
heaviest one that sounds like an excuse, doesn't. I can't

(01:12:42):
fly you tried anyway more? I think um mumb So.
Today's fact of the day is the cuckapow is the
world's biggest parrot. It's the world's only flightless parrot. And
it's a cute, little fatty fact of the day. Day

(01:13:04):
day day, day, Yeah, do do do do.

Speaker 7 (01:13:13):
Do do?

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Deary celebrating a friend's birthday yesterday, had a quiet dinner
planned at Mexican cafe, which is god, it has been
around for years.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
It's yes, it is. It's not bougie new age no,
what do they call it? Text mix, which is like American. Yeah,
but it's not authentic Mexican. It's kind of like if
your mum used to make Mexican in the nineties, years
before everybody's mum made Mexican.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Tasty, cheap margarita jugs and sometimes on and if it
gets late at night on the weekends, they do like dancing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Go through anyway. I was there, but as part of the.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
Mexican cafes legacy, you can choose if you like to
sport a large sombrero.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Yes, yes, allowed to do sombrero.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
I don't know. I think you're allowed to do sombreros,
not fake mustache is not the accents, not the poncho, right, Okay,
but I've definitely worn a sombrero, for sure, we all have.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
But last night my party of four opted non sombrero,
no sobrero.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
No non.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Gracias glassius. I forgot which language non sombrero anyway, so
we're there having a raucous laugh, like we having a
good laugh definitely a table of extroverts. And I look
across because I'm on the balcony, which you've got to
do if you eat there. I'm on the balcony. I
look across to this table of four lovely I'll say

(01:15:02):
it moms, okay, but maybe like of older like fifties
to sixties okay, And that all they have sea sombrero
to the sombreros. They are wearing four large sombreros. And
I was like, I love this, like the girls around senor.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Sea buppy, massacring a beautiful language.

Speaker 8 (01:15:30):
But when when you wear a Mike Galian puppy, sea puppy,
when you wear a sombrero at this particular place, it's
because it's a vibe and you're like having a big
raucous night.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
These mums were having the most sort of low key,
in depth, quite serious conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
It was so.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
It was such a funny side to say, I'm not
making fun of them, It just was so funny. It
felt like having that conversation of like, oh god, yeah, Margaret,
it sounds like you and Paul have really been through
the ringer at the moment, I know, because it just
felt like this really kind of serious commnation, yeah, meaningful.
They were all leaned in around this small table, sores

(01:16:17):
bumping side by side.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
This reminds me of when at Christmas you pull the
crackers and everybody puts a hat on because it's all joyful.
And then as the thing goes on, someone will bring
up a topic, a conversation that should have been talking
about it's not there anymore, and it gets quite like
quite serious or a little argument. But then you look
around and everybody's been stupid crape paper crowns too small.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
For the split on the side.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
I just loved to see. It was so funny. They've
come for a night out. But the conversation in the
moment I've seen it has turned into.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Not serious, but like deep and really they were leaned
in listening, really.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
Giving each other time, but the full mess of sombreros
kept like knocking.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
I loved it so much.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
It just turned up pretty bloody.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
You got a belly button out.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
You got your belly button out.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
It's the metal of bloody weds. It's cold today. I'm
going to show off the game. I know she's tapped
it away now. I didn't get to see.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
It it's any Should we all have the mountain?

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
I used to have an al tea when too tall?
How is your stomach so brown in the middle of winters?
I went to Aussie last night. You get trapped in
the art back for sich a month, arguably the most
ripped look extra good, fat friend, I'm not here. I've

(01:17:38):
got a really deep everybody knows that the beach you
park yourself up before beside your fattest mate. That sounded
like applause. It was me. I don't give a ship.
That's because I've got a deep belly button to so
I'm getting that such a deep I'm getting to have
a good listen to it, Cavnis echo, deep is your belly?

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
It is such a good clap.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
When you walk up and you see you're browing and
send for a while. You give them the tap up,
You're like, hey, guts in here, we've got you should
see nipples. Anyway into the show, what are we doing now?
We should have ended on that note. No, I feel
like everybody is looking at my going to talk about date.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Oh, I know it's relevant.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Soundtracked. I feel we're going to talk to you about
the Underramar fitness night club. Now it's a flavor.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
I've been over there for a while.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
I know you mentioned another radio station on our show.
It's competition with everyone, everyone, everyone, you guys, I'm just
hearing the love. You brought a have a coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
You didn't bring us a coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
You've got your belly button out. It's a bit of
belly butter in than mine. Mine's too deep, and it's.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
The brownest belly better and I've ever seen. Do you
know what we didn't we Actually, deep belly buttons are
great for raspberries. You just heard me, you me tapping
muggt fletch raspberry muggets. Absolutely not, absolutely not. I'm going
to can't read to hear it. I can't read. I'm
going to need to hear it. Happen, Georgia, get out

(01:19:29):
your raspberries. Belly but never, never happening. It would happen,
and then next we're gonna be like, we can't work
together anymore. It finally happens. Yeah, physical contact.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Oh guys, Okay, what if you want to go to
date night? Go in the middle of the week?

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Is that what Wednesday? Tuesday?

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
I guess you're an excuse to leave if it's not
going well, because you've got work the next day.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
What's a song with a double clapping it that we
play at the moment? Know what about a years or
dog days? Is it Florence and the Machine? Is that
the one that goes no, you want? You want? If
you want to run with me?

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
And right?

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
Okay? Find that? What's that song called? What is it?
It's do a leaper imitating livitate? You get your cannot miss.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
It and we always clap to that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
You get? So how do you spell livitate's l E
v I T A T lea? This is not it's
not it's livitating. Are you ready? How? How close? And
does it happen? Pretty? It's it's in there. Good to

(01:20:49):
get the double clip?

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Missed the double one and then the double clap.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Okay, you're ready. I got to shuffle the Paul Carwan
can't even look. Okay, you're ready. Okay, del boy baby,
do it leap and make them dance when it come on?
Everybody looking for a dance?

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
Hangs, there's another one here, because you can.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
Go great wedding in the show. Is here another one?

(01:21:29):
It's that's it to the knick. I'll rewind or rewind,
great way to in the show. Great about them slips?

(01:21:50):
But okay, if you hit to rate review or marry Flitch,
Vorn or Hailey, what one would it be?

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Okay, I would marry Hailey. I would have six way
which one is?

Speaker 7 (01:22:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
No, no no, it's only rate review Mary, Okay, no comment.
Six with the podcast give us sixty little review though,
Zi ms Fletch, Vaughnon, Hailey,

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