Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 18th September 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast Network, The Fleaspawn and Hailey Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day play Fletch, Fawn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Thank you Brian, Good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletch,
Fawn and Hailey. Two minutes past six.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Not good not good news? What p did he? Oh? Yeah,
I think you're talking about the weather.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I was like the peace a piece of shit, the
entire piece of ship.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Did he good?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Lock?

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Turns out when it was PAF stands for puffetic?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Did he puffetic? Did he puffet? Behavior?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Cold start around the country this morning. Currently minus one
in christ Church, Nippe and Tom Napier three degrees at
the moment. Now this time tomorrow we'll be starting the
show in Napier at the Hawks Bay Airport, where we
have been invited to the name ceremony for the new
fire truck.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
I've only brought a short crops leather jacket. I went
for fashion over functions.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Okay, but you haven't got a puffer any thermos? God?

Speaker 5 (01:09):
No, okay, we've got chicken. Only my puffer is joinormous.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Sounded awful. What an awful sentence to say she's got
a huge puffer brow. All the boys are saying it.
I'm really looking forward to NAPR Yeah. Same top sex
on the way. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Are the National Partie our current government along with its
coalition buddies. I'm not sure how, but want to make
it illegal to wear gang patches in your own house.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
There's stages right, like if you're bought wearing gang patches.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, eventually leading to the fact where it will be
illegal to wear a gang patch in your own house, which.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
You're sort of allowed to do anything in your own.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Feels like an overstep. I'm not for any illegal activity
going on on one's house.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
It sounds that you pro pro gang sounds like, sounds
like you're push p I'm not pro gags.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
What's next marrying your dog? Oh god, Jesus, remember remember
what it was like? Yeah? Where do you stop?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Well, I've got the top six other things that should
be illegal to wear in your own house.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
It's coming up in the top six next though. Sixty
percent of fitzpo videos. I follow a lot of spits
fitz and uh, you know, inspiration from fitness influences. It
turns out that there's a problem with some of this
information information online.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah, there is a problem with.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Us to play fled Vorn and Haley Flinders University.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
That's is that Melbourne Flinders Flinders Street state, got it?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
They've got Flinders straight in there. Yeah, lots of Flinders
in Melbourne. I'm going to assume that it is from
the university in Melbourne.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Batman Batman Road? Is it Batman Road or Batman Ab?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Is it Batman ab? And it's an adelaide. We find
Flinders University must have had Who's the Flinders that had
so much to do with the southern parts of Australia.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Who is mister and missus Flinders?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Who are the Flinders? Well, why don't you look at
who the Flinders are born?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah, it's going to help us with your score. Who
are the.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Flinders of South Australian This this study out of the
University off Flinders and which is an adelaide?

Speaker 4 (03:25):
As I said, Haley, look okay, well why don't you
come in after You could have let them face You
couldn't let me finish a backup.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
You you were.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
On the same page as me. I wasn't quick enough
to get this done. And look at me. I'm here
with some information you I know, but just sit on
it for a bit and listen. Maybe take it in.
I will take some more in. I get some more information.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
What you We're off to a rocky start.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
There's a real is a real vibe in the studio,
the real tension.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Is it a power? Is it sexual tension? No, it's
not far from it, far from it.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well that this university study out of the University of
Flinders in Adelaide looked at influence fitness influences.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
On tik took I follow so many.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
They sampled two hundred different influences and videos. They found
that most of the videos posted were sixty percent of
them were found to present incorrect or harmful information.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
It's just straight up because what are they about?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Hot?

Speaker 5 (04:35):
So they got hot and then think that they can
tell you how to get hot, not taking into account
any other science or body or like your individual chemistry.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Nothing.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I'm assuming it's not just them showing you how to
do a squat right correctly.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
It's them saying, have the superjuice or something, this will happen. Yeah,
you ain't, no experts.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
There was a lovely It would have been a perfect.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Time time for worn to come in with that's great.
I feel like there's got to be more to this.
More information that's disposable contains misinformation. Yeah, varying levels of
books and because a lot of.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Them are unqualified, they're not people trained have trained as
either nutritionis or in the you know, fitness world.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Is it hard to be a personal trainer and keep
up that endless enthusiasm American?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
That would be the hardest part of the job, be
the hardest.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
But yeah, and then like that, and also like sneaking
chocolates and stuff at the supermarkets and no one sees you.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, and then you make people so hot and then
they stop coming and you're like, oh, you to maintain it,
trust me.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
I got a whole months and then I was like achieved,
Thank you quick from you quick little.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
I'm not gonna I don't know you, it doesn't what
do you want me to do?

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Back me up with you? You're still hot? Who? But late? No?

Speaker 5 (06:00):
No, Like I got really hot a couple of years ago,
and then I thought I'd achieved.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Okay, well four years ago push a pre pandemicion.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
And then and then I thought I'd achieved. It turns
out you've got to maintain it.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
To be honest. It was your personality all along. That
was what it felt like. That was the right thing
to say, but.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
It was Okay, did you find out who the real
good information specifically on Matthew Flinders? Okay, who's met Captain
Matthew f I was a British navigator and cartographer cartographer
who led the first that.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
You're pronouncing colonizer wrong, you just pronounced.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
He wasn't interested in colonizing as much as he was cartographizing, right,
He just liked making maps. The first insure circumnavigation of
mainland Australia when it was called New Holland. He was
also created as the first person to say Australia is
a bit of name, although the name Australia belonged to
Antarctic at the time.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
That's it did.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, And he said that Van Deumen's Land, which is
now Tasmania, he said that that should just have the
same name because ticnically it's it's a state of this
in the country.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
So he's a maps guy, and that's why everything is
called next way around.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
After Flinders is because he mapped a whole oday areas
popping in at the end with that little bit of
information that's a nice little tie off.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yeah, nice tie off there.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, perfect, yeah, perfect to the age forty.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
If he did by our age, I better find out
how he does our hate hate do our age and
include all of us in that.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
He was did by my age. You've got six years
to go, thank you. And you have nothing named after him.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
You don't have Flinders streets, you don't have Haley Sprouse
Street station named after him.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
And that's actually bullshit.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
Surely there's so many new suburbs popping up everywhere, new
driveways and lanes and the Brow Crescent.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
I talked about this.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
He died at the age age forty, eighteen fourteen of
kidney disease, and he was back home in London kidney disease.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
It's now so his house is now.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
The site of the BT Tower, which is a British landmark.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Wow, okay, interesting, interesting, Okay, great.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
He died at home. We will now find the Vota
phone shop.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
We will now find one of the latest mcdonnald's restaurants.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah love that, so good play z Ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
I am still tired. You did go to a couple
of days. How much sleep did you get? Last night
to make up for your to Aaron a half sleep
the night before.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Seven and a half hours fridge sleep, sony little coffee.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
And before working here, you know, and you said it,
I would become a coffee drinker. I wouldn't call myself
a coffee drink. I have like two a week or
something like that.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Andres at Martinis. But you're not counting those. The Volka
cancels the mountain.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Scientifically, what the vodka does is it attacks the caffeine
from the side. I don't know if that's and it
means somewhere in the middle of the is the perfect drink.
Of course, drink responsibly, Oh my God, to those that
celebrate and drink coffee responsibly too.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Indeed, well when you are okay, calm down, Mormon.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Oh sure, you have your cup of coffee and we'll
just hit the pea pie.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
We're Mormon. God sees them the same, God crystal meth
or beans.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
But people like people coffee drinkers are so passionate about
their coffee.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Oh absolutely.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
I tried once, like you know, to be all. You know,
some people like don't do caffeine. It's like you mean tea,
I will, I will do Did you get green tea?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Green tea for a while, you're a miserable bread I
still drink horgh, I still drink green tea.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
But no, you can't. I just can't live without coffee.
It's so good. It's a pleasure. Life's pleasures.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Yeah, Peggy battles as well. When people quit coffee, then
we're depending on the reason they're doing it. Anyway, there
was a use me. There was a survey in American profession.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
What should I have done?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Learning I had said something and turn your mic off
and cough off the mic.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
That's perfect, really good?

Speaker 5 (10:14):
Did I perceived bitter and bitter and better? This is
one of the privileges of working with Fletch and foruners.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
I just learned every day you're learning radio. So good.
I'm learning radio.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
I'm done the radio for nearly three years, and I
feel every day I done it better and better and
better and really good. Listeners they've seen it, they've seen
my growth.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, sorry, I'm just working there again.
That's a really good technique.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Can you not slip on the microphone?

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Is where I learn. It's a brand energy in the
studio this morning.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
You guys paid money for gird or like broadcasting school
and radio school, you didn't need to you just needed
to work with.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
As speaking of which, yesterday was close to where I
went to tertiary education. I said to my girls, I
went to university just down the road from here to watch.
My wife scoffed and said, it's not really university. She
turned to them and was like, not really advision. I'm like, well,
it's not crowd, you know, have to burn me in
front of the dumb dumb And we drove and they're like,

(11:11):
tell us when we're there, and I'm like, we're there
and they're like, Dad, this is a factory. And I said, yes,
it certainly feels like yeah, it was a radio school
university in an industrial area.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
Cold sounds cold. Anyway, back to coffee please. Survey in
America looking at coffee drinking habits, over half of Americans
claim a good cup of coffee can be so powerful
it turns a bad.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Day into a good day. When the Royal good Stuff
cup of Joe.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Percent said their entire day will be ruined if it's
not right, if it's not hot enough, if it doesn't
have the right taste, or even if.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
It doesn't look right.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, you know when you get a coffee in the
la but slopping on the top. Yeah, especially in America.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
God, the America.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah awful when you when you go, when you leave
New Zealand, you miss the coffee.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Straightforward, simple and frills free. That's sort of the general
vibe for coffee, which is interesting coming from America, where
they have like pumpkin spice lattes with a double shot
caramel oat.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
But black filter. Like they don't tend to dealay deli
too much. In the middle. It's either like, well, you
know when I go to America and.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, it's something ridiculous over the top thing with cream
and yeah, a donut in the top.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Here's the one step from this little coffee study in
America that I found found to be rather delightful. One
in five so that a fresh cup of coffee is
better than making love enteres. Now, if you had to
give up one thing in your life, you could never
have fun adult times or never have a.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Cup of coffee. Where are we hitting? We're getting rid
of coffee, aren't we.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
I guess I'm not one in five, But obviously some
people would rather give up fun time yourself.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
In this theoretical you're completely giving up self pleasure. Well,
they said making love.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yeah, so you found a loophole. There sound loopholes, so
you can do that.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
And then all a bit said, I think you'd still
get rid of a cup of coffee, wouldn't you.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
I don't know, probably not. Probably who's enforcing these rules?

Speaker 1 (13:20):
You know?

Speaker 5 (13:20):
It sounds like radical, So is someone like knocking on
the door like, yeah, excuse me, you're making love because
I'm going to revoke your coffee privileges.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Vidims, Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. This is the Top.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Six, yeah, Kelder, Kelder, and welcome to the Top six
today dealing with ah this and you might I read
an explainer okay, the breaks it down kind of an
explain it like your five situation.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
This is a gang patch ban, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
The Gang Legislation Amendment Bill, which is expected to pass
its third reading this week, would mean a bad gang
insignia and public places and give police greater plowers to
stop gang members congregating. And the last minute changed the legislation.
If you excuse me for one moment that was really unprofessional.
You could learn from teaching moment, Haley.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
To not do that, because I've actually got You've got
one going on there that was good because it was
just so tuned.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
It on the background. Excuse me, I had manners that
was straight almost straight on my so you didn't even
know started it there.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
I my mug.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Okay, we heard that. The last minute changed to the legislation.
Everybody's got this at the moment. By the way, have
you noticed everybody's got this?

Speaker 5 (14:43):
I think it's just because it's cold at night and
then you wake up in the morning a bit like a.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Little bit of a chill. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
In Poland, a lot of snotty, yeah, a lot of
snaty cold and flu is going around.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Last minute changed to this.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Legislation extings the gang patch ban for those who have
been prosecuted for breaching it three times Megan, meaning they'll
also be banned from wearing the patch at home, and
it gives police increased search.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Powers so they can go into.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Gang members homes to enforce the fact that they can't
allow to wear their patch and their home if they
have three strikes that they believe they.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Have a gang insignia at home. I guess the question
is what now?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
And I don't want to sound pro gangs and pro patches,
but what is the what's the problem with them wearing
it at home?

Speaker 4 (15:26):
I guess I don't really understand.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
If you're in your own home, you're not like advertising anyone.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Sure. Ye, it's weird, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Because I wear mine at home and no one knows.
This is my chance to say that I am in
the mongrel mold. Yeah, And it's just it's a little
side thing that I get to myself.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
You're not part of my radio personality.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
You're near The jacket today doesn't have any insignia on it.
Even it's got domes okay, right, so you can click
it on.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
And you just click it on the back. But I
only do it at home.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, right, Well, don't get caught in public three times
or you won't be able to wear it at home.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Flags are in anything with the insignia at home, and
that gives people are worried.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
This is a slippery slope, like you know, it starts
with gang patches and then all of a sudden it's
your toys.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Hayley.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah, when you know the religious right get into power
o God, they'll be banning those in your coming from
a side drawer, what.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Fidland get out able to break and for recreating babies? Okay,
all right, well I think why st up gang patches?

Speaker 4 (16:32):
Okay. Other things that should be legal to wear in
your own house?

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Number six swastikas absolutely kind of kind of on board
of swat has been banned full stop.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
Yeah, yeah, I reckon, yeah, not the Buddist one, not
the not.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
The Reversey, yeah, the Reversey.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
But I just think if we're doing gang patches. Number
five on the list, I'd say as bad as swastickers.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Three quarters pants, capris.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, well capris loose or tight, it finishes halfway down
your shin.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
But wearing in public's okay, just not your house. It's
not a public either, not in public either.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Full bande. Three strikes for the capris, three strikes for
the three quarters. Yeah, okay. Number four on.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
The list of the top six other things I think
should be legal to wear in your own house, toweling
bucket hats.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
I thought they were bad, like a towing bucket hat.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
This comes from the commode I speak on behalf of
the big headed community.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
They are a snug fit.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
They're a snug fit. And even if you do on
the very rare occasion, finally it fits.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
Its ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
It's like converses on a size twelve. I hate it
looks like its size twelve converses. There, you look like
a clown.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
You've literally worn dowling hat like a Yama car before,
Like its on the.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Back part of my head.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah, it's like a summer summer car. Number three on
the list of the top sex other things that should
be legal to wear in your own house. A T
shirt that says the man arrow up the legend arrow.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Illegal.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, FBI female body of.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Just please hold me back.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Number two in the list of the top sex other
things that should be legal to wear in your own house.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Anything that costs more than two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
I'm a firm, strong believer in clothing should never cost
more than a hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
But you can wear expensive clothes out of the house.
No more clothes to make your jeans. You're talking about
my forty dollars from the Levi outlets.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Yeah, okay, cool, boom your wife's clothes you have to
go boooo what No, she's not gonna be out of
by anymore because I gonna be legal, right okay.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
And number one of the lists of the top sex
other things that should be illegal to wear in your
own house.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Those undies, you know the pair I'm talking about. Oh
my god, everybody's going to hear.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
They're my favorite though, and they're almost burnt straight through.
Men get a lot of shit about having the knickers
in a bad state.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
I will say, because I know she's asleep, she's not
listening it.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
If you were to compare all of our nickers, my
knickers are in farther to shape than show.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Yeah, oh yeah, some of mine are embarrassing. Like if
you had a medical incident and the ambulance come to
your house.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Please no, don't look, you just say, leave me to
bleed out.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
What are you're seeing these? No, man, we just need
to cut no.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
No, just straight to the coroner, chuck me in the hole.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
That is today'stop sex.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Play play.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
There is a.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Flight attendant who has shared a little travel hack and
this I think I wanted to share today because we're traveling, okay,
and we will be staying in a hotel room.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Wait, it's not that when you put one shoe in
the safe because remember that was a hack.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
That was a hack so that you don't forget what's
in the safe.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Like, if you're traveling internationally, you've got your passport and
there maybe your wallet, but you've also.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Got more than one pair of shoes hopefully. Yeah, so
you just leave that shoe. Now you don't have your passport, wallet, keys,
and a shoe and both shoes.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, that's a useless hack. Here's a good one. Okay.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
So this is from a flight attendant who spends a
lot of time traveling and staying in different hotels.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
Okay, and when you know when you're stay in a hotel,
it can get a little confusing, especially like big hotels.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yeah, I remember when we stayed in that hotel in
like Las Vegas, and you had to walk like a
kilometer down the hallway.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
To see your room. There were central elevators and yes, and.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
You're in different wings and you don't know where you are.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
I always take a photo as well of the because
sometimes you know, the room key comes a little paper
pocket that has the room number on it, but the
key itself doesn't take a photo, and so and then
sometimes you'll be like, well, that's.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
A good hack as well. Would I always take a
photo of the room thing so and be like, oh, yeah,
that's right. It was da da da da dah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
But I did this the other day because I stayed
on a Monday night at QT in Auckland, and whenever
you leave the room, you're always like, where's the elevator.
This is that moment where all hotels start to feel
a little bit the same, and then you don't know
where the elevator is.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
So this ear an air hostess, an air a flight attendant.
Is it an air chick?

Speaker 6 (21:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Yeah, flight Sheila, Yeah, this lovely flight Sheila. Her hackers.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
When you take off your shoes, the shoes you're going
to wear the next day, Yeah, you take them off
and you point them in the direction of the left,
so that you know so that you can go all right,
it's to the left, and you don't spend it time
going off to the right.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Is the end of a dead end, Hawaii and being lame.
Oh it's not that way.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
This wasn't Also, I guess good in an evacuation.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Yeah, I suppose.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
So they're sit out ready to go there, and you
put the mine and you follow them yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Then I would forget and then put them on and
be like, oh which with my shoes facing.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Yes, I'd pick them up, put them on and be like, well, no,
they're on my feet.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
I stood don't know where to go. It's not a
bad hack, not a bad not a bad hack.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
Because the hotel we're staying in today is quite.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
It's quite big, quite big.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Well, you can put your shoes, although you've put something
in your shoes, haven't you.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Yeah, you've pecked. I've packed light. I've packed light.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
So you've used all the room and your suitcas in
your views, spratling.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Around getting knocked it knocked all and stuff shoes. Yearly,
I bought a shave.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
I'm going to do a full body shave today.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
I just thought I just need some grooming, yeap.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
So I bought my electric razor and I thought, I
don't want that to be turned on.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Well, so if you are working for in New Zealand
today and you do hear a hum coming up, it's
a shaving.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Shave because I'm going to nick down getting rid of it.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Electric toothbrush, literature brush, your spot, neck massage.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
My head message message for grow right, yeah yeah, just
those five.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Ms, Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Silly.

Speaker 7 (23:10):
It is so silly, silly, silly that stole silly, silly.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Silly little pol Today's do you think you're losing your hearing?
This comes off the back of a study that half
or nearly half of Americans think they're losing their hair. Yeah,
that's what they fear.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
I guess A loud music in cars, concerts, hid phone
usage all the time.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
Because when you're growing up't you never had any ears.
They were never like shoveling and you always had those
little foam little.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Women, but of a gap for noise to escape, right
escape and yeah, no pressure.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Yeah, both my mum and my brother who was an
audio engineer, so he's and he's been a middle bands.
And you know, headphones have tinatous yeah right, which is
the constant ringing that will never go away horrible.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Yeah, Drove, you're crazy.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Well, fifty eight percent of people who responded to ours,
I think they are losing their hearing. She said no,
and the other didn't hear so they couldn't answer. I
just jokes. It was written down a man rude. If
we did an audio question, yeah, yeah, yeah, answer this
and we said it like Amanda said, too many concerts. Yeah,

(24:32):
it's what her problem is. Reuben said, yes, because you
guys won't quit yapping. What's alphone?

Speaker 5 (24:40):
I'm sorry, it would be a bit weird, Reuben. In
our defense, if we sat here in silence and we
didn't yeah, yeah, three hours, it'd be weird.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
And then you just send time company to cotton onto
that though well put out like a two hour podcast
of nothing, just silence.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
They just hear us in the background, It said, I'm
a teacher.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
The constant loudness of a classroom with many children is
definitely impacting my hearing. Oh wow, that loud especially that
classroom is the old hard Lino floored classroom.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
You can't smack them or keeck them anymore to shut
them up.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
No, it's tough. It's tough stuff. Hard Come said, either
I'm losing my hearing or people suck at talking at
a decent volume. So people are talking to her, she's
a bigger part.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
So many times I'm just like a yeah, I disagree
and yeah, and they're like a noisy environment and it
just quickly takes the top. I don't know what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I don't know, Rebecca said, now the ears are good,
it's the sight that's so good.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
All right, Okay to the best of us, like the
best of us in this room. The best guy the
line is a bad old smith.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, I'm so anxious about losing my hearing that I
got two hundred dollars custom ear plugs is Henry, just
for the RPM classes at les Mills because they can
be so loud.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Oh yeah, they can be.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Some people use the plugs provide, just like a lot
of people with those concerts too.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
What an RBM is that spin? Yeah, like it's a
type of cycle and they crank the music is like
a club. Yeah, I don't do that. Those are allowed,
Brian said, no recently.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Yeah, nobody read your penny farthing then and just go
for a right outside.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Actually listen to the birds.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, r p if as one class is called writing
Penny Farthings and it's fun. Brian said, no, but I
recently found out that not everyone here's ringing in their
ears the whole time. That's not good that Kate says,
I'm a farmer, it's part of the job. Yeah, and
then does a tractor. We should always wear a prediction

(26:44):
on a tractor. Yeah, any sort of No. But every
time Vaughan Saw was choosing the microphone, I wish I had. Yeah,
please be professionally. We've talked a bit about technique. A
rage that's from Chelsea.

Speaker 8 (27:01):
Oh forgot ye plays Fletch Thorne.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
And Hailey and this is for a startup blue my mind.
It was twenty seventeen. Yeah, this disappeared because that feels
like it might have been twenty nineteen, just.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
It was the year I moved to Auckland.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Twenty seventeen was the year that the pirate ship disappeared
from Rambos In we went, We went on the last
we went on the last day that it was there,
last day that was functional.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
We had one of the last rites. You didn't like it,
did it? I'm wheezy.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of spinning or swinging.
I can't do the spinning that new Rambos end ride
where it goes up and over a.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Hump and back all the while spinning.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yeah, it's like when we did the Claw at dream World.
You could, and we were going to do it for
as long as we wanted to Spain where to stop
ruins was like, I've got to get off.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
He felt sadly off spinning the round around. It's no good.
I don't do well on motion sickness thing.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
There was the end of the iconic Pirate Ship at
Rainbows in twenty seventeen.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
The end well we said.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Goodbye me, hearties, as a new and improved in Pirate
Ship is set to return in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
There's a there's an article on it, maybe on the
Herald if you want to go and read about it.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
And it also has the computer generated image of what
it's going to look like.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
I thought they did. They get rid of it because
it was old, and it was old in the parts.
Apparently it was sort of sucked about. It was just
a big swings. It's just a big swain. It's a
big swing.

Speaker 9 (28:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
You'd think if they were going to get another ride,
you get something else.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Let's go crazy with another space and stuff. Yeah, it's
a bit of a classic because like little kids can
go on it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
True, and it's not as daunting looking as the Free
It's about cool roller coaster for adults.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
You couldn't build a cool roller coaster on that size. Yeah,
a plot that I've got it. I assume it's going
back on the same swam. Look, if you want to
run a theme park, do roller coaster tycoon game. Yeah,
there was a SIMS version of the park everybody I
loved some Yeah. Was there a roller coaster in Sims?

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Not in the one I played.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Okay, best part about roller coaster titom is building it
like a roller coaster that ended straight into a wall.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
A death coaster, A little dark, warn, a little dark,
a little bit dark.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
That was a way I made those films smash.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
So what when are they what twenty twenty five? Sometime
in twenty two being made now apparently?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Okay, German based right, German based manufacturer assembly new parts.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
And then I'm guessing they sail it over the whole boat.
I can't say why not.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
You?

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Sorry? Dad? What time you're picking up the kids from
this girl?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
They sail the boat over Haily like that joke with
all the framing inside. Yeah, what happened to the old
pirate ship?

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Somebody?

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Somebody bought it, right, I don't know what happened as
the ship, did it?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Okay? Is it at a theme park at another theme.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Noah, because it couldn't be used. I think it was
literally just set somewhere purely.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Decoration has done. It's done its dash. Yeah, okay, well
twenty twenty five a new.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
Pirates just trying to find a photo of me in
the nineties on it, but I can't find it, and
actually it's radio and that would be irrelevant to the listener. Yeah,
so that's something I could probably do in my own
personal time and send you in our group chat.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Sure, that'd be great ramers. So here's an article from
the time. After thirty four years of thrilling Aucklanders. It
will be tapped, but not for sale.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Oh right. They must have dismantled it and scrap metal.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
Maybe it wasn't that sturdy anymore and it was a
bit of a hazard.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
So they went, okay, we'll get four years for a
rides A long time, mate, So.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
A long time?

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yeah, yeah, what's not Actually that's so quite young. Thirty
four years is quite a young time, all right, you're saying,
because you're thirty four, you're getting you at the same
age now as the Pirates ship was when it was
decommission's getting a bit rusty, hard to say.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Some of the seats are falling off.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
No, yeah, but still in general it's but it's the
same ride that it's been the whole time. Yeah, it's
just you'd say it's stopped delighting the crowds.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
It's become more delightable.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
It's become it's a fun, spicy ride. People either for
the boring or it makes them sick. No, No, I
don't think any of that.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
It's true.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
It's almost you're seeing it with fresh eyes and its
true beauty.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Is it great age, it's not for it's not good
for much about from scrap.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Not good for much apart from scrap.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
To thirty four nearly thirty four, thirty five next month.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah, Clay Zims Flitchford, and you know you.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Today I was very tired and sometimes you just want
to digest a bit of crap.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Watched a couple of movies with the best. He dropped
her off on the movies we watched.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
We wanted, we.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
Wanted easy pas. So we watched This Is forty, which
is like one of the best Paul, Yeah, everyone, the
cast is incredible. And then we watched Book Smart because
she hadn't seen it, okay, which.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Is how isn't his daughter and book Smart? Yep, yes,
you had no no, No, that's not his daughter. No,
not one of the main characters, but I thought she
was just in it. I don't know anyway. We watched
both of those anyway. So then I made a free
tatar yesterday. I am going somewhere with the story bus.
I made a free tatar And what surprised me about

(32:44):
fre tata is how long they take to cook, because
it's just the egg, isn't it just egg? You're actually
eggs cook fast, but not the other anyway. So I
was like, I need to watch.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
A bit of crap, and I'm feeling tired. And then
I remembered someone saying to me, You've got to watch
The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
Was there someone Shannon? It wasn't producer.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Shannon, but I know that Shannon has watched it.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Yes, you'll finished. I've watched one episode. Yeah, so I'm
up to date.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Okay, give me this synopsis of what's it called The
Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

Speaker 8 (33:14):
So basically, during COVID, there was these popular TikTokers and
they were called mom Talk, Mom Tar. They were super
popular for being these Mormon wives. And then there was
a big scandaleul as well.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
Because the TikTok stuff they did was like dancing and
booty shaking.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
Yes, my friend.

Speaker 8 (33:32):
And then there was a big scandal because one of
them got arrested, and then she came out She's like,
we're all swingers.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Yeah each other. Okay, yeah.

Speaker 8 (33:40):
So now then the group kind of disowned her, being like,
we're not swingers. So this documentary is following their friendship
trying to repair talking about their culture. But it's so
interesting that like, we don't drink coffee because it goes
against our religion.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
But they yeah, explain to me the Mormon loophole. They
did it for therapy.

Speaker 8 (34:04):
But then also when they get botox, they use laughing
gas and they're like it's fine because it's.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Medical laughing gas for both.

Speaker 8 (34:12):
I was watching that last night and I was like,
what do you mean It doesn't hurt that much.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
But I've heard maybe you may may not have noticed
about me. I'm not for organized religion. I'm not for
organized religion. Just to repeat that again, but I think
if you're going to make a commitment to say I
am of organized religion, you can't be loopholing.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
The whole time, the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Like I've watched one episode and I was likeepers wild
wrmon and I don't drink coffee, then you don't do botox,
I know, shut up.

Speaker 8 (34:46):
Yeah, And quite a few of them will drink, but
then some won't and this kind of they get mad
at each other, so are.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Like, I'm more Mormon than you. But it's a great watch.

Speaker 8 (34:56):
It's trash good.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
It was very digest ball and I think it's got
that added thing of like a peep behind a sort
of secret society, you know, as opposed to another rich family.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Is one of them really Ben Afflick's cousin, Yes, Jennifer Affck.

Speaker 8 (35:16):
She's in a bad way, like her husband is insane,
Like when you think.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Of controlling more multiple wives.

Speaker 8 (35:22):
No, so they don't do polygamy. They just soft swing,
soft swing.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
Just a kissing's a kissing of a staff.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
It's not all the way. It's just soft swinging just
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Okay, what just like for the cameras. Cameras aren't the.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Like it was private anyway. It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
So you're hooked already in one one one episode.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
I was like, I'm going to watch this because there's
not I've skipped out of love Island for a bit.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
I don't watch The Below the Sea, I don't watch.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Lover is Blind is not for me, and I was like,
I am missing traysh and so this has fulfilled my
trashole trashole.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Play play.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
We wanted to talk about when insurance said no, oh god,
it's always terrifying. Never had insurance say no, you know what.
And then when you ring to do an insurance claim,
they're like, oh, getting you in policy. They always say,
have you or anyone that will be benefiting from this policy? Oh, yeah,
declined an insurance claim or insurance within the last five

(36:30):
years or something, because I want to know if you've
been trying it on, so yeah, okay, and then if
you know and then they find out it's yes, they
can just be like you're out, you're out. No, I've
never I've never been turned down.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
And insurance hurts to pay for every month, well I
pay mine annually off for some things. Hurts every time
until you make a claim on things and you're like,
thank god I had there.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
And when you ring them and to make your claim
and they try to talk you out of making a
claim because it's going to cost you a no claim bonus.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
I'm like, but this is the reason I have insured.
Who said that to me the other day? I was like, oh,
I need to get this thing done.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
It was Aaron, and he was like, you'll be you
know what about that no claims bonus or the premiums
or something. I was like, it was there four otherwise
going to sit on this spotless policy?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah yeah, I say myself forty dollars a year, but
it's going to cost me thousand thousand have to pay
for this thing and not claim my insurance.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
There to be used. I love using insurance.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
So the reason being responsibly and honestly, yes, that's what
it's there for.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
It sounded like I was being I was taking the purse.
I'm not. Just to clarify, just to clarify.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Just to clarify, I've got gotcha insurance council.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
I got to. I got to. She was flagrant A
new use of insurance.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
A twenty two year old had a car a Audi
TT oh nice, must be nice.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
I had a Mitsubishi Mirage. So I thought, you're gonna
say you had an Audi for three weeks? I did
three months? Yeah, Yeah, it wasn't mine.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
What happened to the Audi thing. Yeah. Oh no, they
parted ways and they never looked back.

Speaker 6 (38:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Yeah, they took it away from me, and you.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Keep dripping things all over I know, damaging to the brand.
It was in hindsight, it wasn't a great brand alignment.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Was it.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Related but Bogan the German precision versus New Zealand hot mess.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Yeah yeah, so there's twenty two yet in the middle
of the night gets smashed by a ut makes a
right mess.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
That on he finds out as insurance expired and he
didn't renew it insurance for about a week.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
So of course the insurance, why would we why would
we pay over there?

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Of course, when I go that no insurance insurance, no
insurance is no.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Insurance says no no. So we want to know your
stories of when insurance said no and why why did
they say no?

Speaker 4 (38:49):
These are gonna these stories will be.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Horrible because it's like things like you don't realize when
you know you get a car and you you might
do all the right things. You've got insurance, but then
you don't realize that just not having a Ridgio up
to date, Oh yeah, it's your insurance. You don't know
these things because no one teaches you that at school.
I need to tell Aaron about what we talked about,
what the dryer filter. That if our house was to

(39:13):
catch on fire because we didn't clean the dryer filter,
the insurance might be like, no, I'm not paying for
your dumb idiocy. You didn't clean then yeah, yeah, that
would be terrible.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
You lost your whole house.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Let's get the ball rolling with a reply we had
We asked on Instagram, O Hailey says, not not that Hailey,
another Haley. This sorry more than one because I thought
it was a very unique name. It's not common as mark.
My ute got stolen when I was to frost in
the windscreen.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
How do you get it?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I turned the ute on, turned on the heat in
the microwave. I was like, how big is this micro
where we're getting these microwaves?

Speaker 4 (39:51):
That was a second dad joke. I liked it a lot,
Thank you a lot. God's sake, who's putting in the
micro a bit?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
The meddle of the ute was still cold, freezing cold.
The wheels had mounted in so frozen. Someone I left
it for thirty seconds running, came out and somebody stole
it in that time.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Oh, an insurance said no because you lift.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Your keys in a running vehicle and left an unattentioned
no heaps.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Yeah, yea, yea yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
You just be hoping that they get that back. Okay,
well we want to take your calls this morning. Eight
hundred dollars at M. You can take through nine six
nine sacks.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
When did insurance say no? One's worse to night me
having insurance saying no, no. Probably not a story. It's
not my story to ship.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Good. She's learning her boundaries. She's learning her boundaries.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
It's just like a nightmare when you hear about these
things disasters and people don't have insurance, and it's.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
I know, like the messages and calls that are coming through,
they're just horrible to hear someone's paying for it.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
My mom's got in her wedding, her engagement ragg it's
three black sapphires. One of them popped out and they
didn't replace it because.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
She didn't get a clause checked. You've got to get
clause check.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
The clause that hold the how often the clause chick
every year? What according to her? And now I go
and get my checked.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
This is why you've got to read the policy. Read
the policy, read the policy.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
So long, they're so long, Alana.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
When did insurance say no?

Speaker 7 (41:31):
So we liberally and we have So we've got a
water pump brand?

Speaker 4 (41:36):
What brand? Don't get into. I don't think ground forces a.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Great one, but you can get some nice like also
European made water pumps that don't cost the.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
S Here we go get your water.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Ground faces German.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
I've got a lovely Italian knockoff that's been doing great.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Right, you've got at the price, I mean, not what
we're talking about. And beauty dupes.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Yeah, yeah, water I think is the name of the okay, Alana,
So what why did they say no?

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Because of the water pump?

Speaker 1 (42:11):
So it stopped working and we had some guy coming
to check it and some.

Speaker 9 (42:17):
Bugs like spiders had fried the circuit board, and the
insurance said no because apparently it's a piss in this station.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
And do you use me.

Speaker 9 (42:30):
Like why why does why does it allow bugs?

Speaker 3 (42:36):
But you should have and you should have known to
put up a spider fins.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
You actually should have put up a spider fins around
the water plan. You should have known to put up
a spider fins.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
Did you guys just have a small taste of Alana's
tone when she would have been on the phone.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Like we need.

Speaker 10 (42:53):
Outside to water pump for yeah you yorn can yarn
away later about water pink Steve, When did insurance say no?

Speaker 11 (43:10):
It was similar to the one with Hey, Actually, my
wife was cleaning her work and she broke the clasp
on her engagement ring. Yeah, and uh yeah, So we
did the right thing and we went to insurance and
then they came back and they said, well, ye, same thing.
Oh there's supposed to be maintenance and ongoing some pieces,

(43:30):
which yeah, of course none the wiser.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
But they never tell you that, did they. They never tell
you that.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
I don't tell you that when you buy the ring,
and they don't tell you that when you get when
you have insurance that you've got to take it to
a jewelers every year and maintain these things.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (43:46):
And you know the most gutting part is that the
engagement ring had been sold to the wedding ring. So
the whole lot was pretty much a loss to replace
engagement and wedding band, which is the big gunning.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Even as rings, rings make.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
You, it makes your finger grab every day, I can
tell the difference.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
There's rough Steve, thank you some more messages and when
an insurance say no, I.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Applied for life insurance. They asked the drugs question and
I was being honest. They said, about fifteen years ago,
I tried a stimulant tabula tablet that was brought from
a dairy and they declined. What but it was like
completely legal and I brought it from a deary. It's
like declining some of the buying smokes.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Or hankerchiefs igal. That's why they decline the insurance.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
There's this like team of people that work in the
insurance are like, okay, how we're going to get them.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
They're like brains insurance investigators. I think it would be
a fun job. I think actually it would go after
people doing stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
I want to go after people actually defrauded.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yeah, yeah, the big defrauders. My dad's got stolen when
he went to use a public toilet and the Waikato.
He left it running. Obviously the keys were in it,
so insurance didn't pay out. The cops found it three
weeks later and Timuru, so.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
It caught the fairy.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
My dad had shaked down, picked up the truck and
drove it back.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Wow, did he dish out of hiding as well?

Speaker 5 (45:19):
This is rough went in for a colonoscopy aid stomach
pain five thousand dollars for if you know, uncovered Insurance
said no less than twenty four hours before the appointment.
But I'd already started the prep, which if you know
you're evacuating your entire body, why.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Did they say no?

Speaker 5 (45:37):
They haven't see it had to pay ourselves. I mean
you've done the prep.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Yeah, well you want to know as well if something's
wrong down there. God, yeah, not something you just put off.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
Maybe sometimes it's like if you've got a family history,
they can you know bel you're predisposed to it.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Somebody said the trick to if you haven't been maintaining
your ring and you lose the diamond, you actually just
lost the whole ring.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
Yeah, I know, but our lovely friend Steve was trying
to be an honest person.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
That's not encouraging people to do something fraudulently, of course,
not incredibly stupid and moderation.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Yeah. After the Hawks based Cyclone Insurance said no fixing.
Sometimes you think he doesn't have a mortgage wapping mortgage,
but I've also got insurance to cover the mortgage if
it all goes tits up. So what I need them
to do is fire me, not make me redundant. Okay, right,
oh yeah, you're great. Somebody said they just found that out,

(46:34):
that that's a thing. Life and Mortgage Insurance didn't have
had a redundancy clause income protection and yeah over the
hawks based Cyclone Insurance said, not affecting our blowing covits
on our farm that blew up well, because yeah, vast
amount of water that was coming down there. Apparently we
needed to individually list each colvit and give it an

(46:56):
identification on the policy to have them covered.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
When we learn yeah, our colon oscar Bey friend had
been to the doctors four years earlier for a saw tummy,
so they.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Said it was preexisting. They'll get you on preexisting as that.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Is taking the purse and some time companies, but that's
taking They.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
I am at constant bloody fortune.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
They yeah, wills enough time passes. Say you have an
issue and it's got a ten year pass on it,
and after ten years that issue is not a problem
to you anymore.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
They don't just come to you and.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Say, hey, is that well, let's do that you have
to go to it and prove to them, and there's
no issues in that girl.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
Or a nightmare? What a night mirror? It is adulting.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Somebody said, if you ever try to claim anything to
do with any insurance and there's any espest us involved,
they'll say no.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Beestos clause Yeah, burgers beestos clause.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Oh did you read this about the broker stuffing up?
So my insurance company said no when I was hit
by a drunk driver, So you're not in.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
The wrong at all.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
No.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
Turns out our broker hadn't paid the insurance company.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
But you don't pay the broker. You pay the insurance company,
and they pay the.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
Broker because my mum hadn't had all the documents that
sid weird paid the insurance company. In the end, they
had to pay it out, but the broker had made
a bit of a.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
They'll always try it on and say no, and you
can always try and push back.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
You can.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
Goodness, mat But I'm just feeling money leaving people's accounts
of all these like so much money anxiety.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Play Zim's Flesh for this Time tomorrow, broadcasting live from
Napier Airport to Hooks Pay airport for the revealing of
the new fire truck name, which we hope will be
our pack, the one that we have got behind and really.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Campaigned hard for.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
But we swayed. I think I feel like we swayed
the vote towards Dame Judy Drink. That's right, as the
name for the fire truck will find out tomorrow live
on the show. Excited group trip down to Napier today.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Excited.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
Yeah, well we might need to look after dad though,
because he's lost his marbles somewhat vaarn yesterday.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
To be fear. I always lose my keys, and losing
your keys is a classic thing to lose.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Yeah, but Vaughn, we were about to leave the studio
and you realize you didn't know where your keys were. Yep.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
My I was like, there's my phone, there's my wallet.
You've got a big backpack. Yeah, he look through the
air through in the studio.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
The studio is completely We were like out the door,
tidy it up, ready to go.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
And then what did you do?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
You you avoid the use of your tile.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
Yeah, I've got no it's an ear tag.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
Oh my god, how embarrassing that they called it. I apologize.
Can I please issue a sincere apology that I assumed
you hit.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
A tile by the way, it's got a low battery
now didn't before because you keep losing your keys, had
to replace the batteries in them.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
You twist and then you just put a new one in.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
We stopped on the way to the airport today and
gets no, we're not stopping.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
I want eggs.

Speaker 11 (50:06):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
I need to get some of these every time, so
much fun.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Tiles are so great, Like I've got one of my wallet. Yeah,
I've got one of my key in my bag. I've
got one of the I've got one in the base
of the neck of both of my daughters. Yeah, I
popped one up for you.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
Say that.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
You say that, But who's that royal who's like eleventh
in line for the throne who played rugby Beatrice beat
tricks found my tricks.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
Mike Tindall, Yeah, yeah he was.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
There was a big news story in the UK he
was seeing clapping AirTags to his kids.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
I saw August stuff at a birthday party once and
I took it off the keys and clapped it on
her belt. But they were in a birthday party like
a movie theaters or whatever I wants to say she's
not going to like go out of the movie to
go to the twilet halfway through someone's gonna snatch her
up and snatch her up.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
That's second that episode of Black Mirror with the dogs
that are the cats snatcher up my children.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
You're like that parent on that episode of BlackBerry watching
the kid on the iPad all the time.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
But I mean, I don't have kids and have no
design to do it, and I'm very happy living a
childless life. It's one of the best existences to ever
happen to me.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
But if I had a kid, I feel like it
would be my right to know where they are.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
And when a day of modern technology one hundred percent
on chip them when they're teenagers.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
They get a bit of freedom until they they muck
it up once and then they get a chip put
in the basis you don't.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
Know, well, no, no, you need to be chipping the kids.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
To tip them.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
After a ten I chipped those chip and chip chippingdales.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Well, lucky for you, your keys are chipped with Because.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
I went into my phone, I was like fine, my
and then I went to items and then I was
like keys and I pressed like mine, Yeah, but you
say I had a senior moment, all three of us
walking around befuddled, being like, I can hear it?

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Where is that?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Because no, but because where it was was the most
ludicrous stupid possession was in your back.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
But everybody was nobody found them age you because it
was like and I kept moving and it kept going.
We're like, oh my god, this's move bouncing off all
the hard services.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Of course, we're not looking for your back pocket because
we assumed you would have checked there already.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Real senior moment from you. They were in the old back.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
It's like when you're like, god, I've lost my sunglasses
and then after five minutes of looking there on your.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Head worse, you're wearing them. Have you ever oh my god,
where my son is?

Speaker 8 (52:31):
So?

Speaker 4 (52:31):
Have you noticed it's a bit shady in here? Where
are my sunglasses? And someone things that on your nose? Mate?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Play?

Speaker 5 (52:47):
A couple of days ago, Bedford police in Ohio, America, Yeah,
were called by a family who said that their little
girl was missing, eight years old.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
Gone she was playing. Should been air tagged, should have
been it, we should have chipped.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
Should have bloody chiped o, they said, yeap. The parents
calling to straw where she was just playing. Oh my gosh,
she's gone.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
One thing that may be worth note is that our
car is also gone.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
And they're thinking, oh my god, someone's come. They've stolen
the car and taken our child. Imagine the streets.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
God, you'd be beside yourself.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
Indeed, imagine their relief when they found the car at
a local Target store.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Well, we don't know.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
We've got Target, We've got a version of Target. It's
not a huge thing for us.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
The target. Now we've got furniture Target.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Is it a different Australia Australia's Target.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Yeah, just big little wall Marty yea Mary Yeah, yeah,
kind of a came out warehouse. Yeah, but everything and
stuff yeah yeah, America lapsed that stuff they do. They
just lap it up. They're like, hey, forbid, we have
to go to five different stores. Let's put them all
than one. All my guns and mar Soup.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
Found the car, the missing car in a Target and
they went inside the Target with found this eight year
old girl and she was shopping. She's having a little
perus around, absolutely unharmed, having the time of your life.
Turns out this eight year old stole the car, drove
it to Target, which is ten miles.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
What's miles? Wow? Yeah, that's that's a long way.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Sixteen kilometers. Yeah, twenty to twenty five minute drive.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
How does an eight year old see above the like
steering wheel or the deck wouldn't even be angry at
the stage.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
I'm amazed, amazed. I'm amazed too. I mean, obviously it's
an automatic. She's there. Yeah, she's like putting in the
driving a manual.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
No, so drove twenty five minutes because she wanted to
go to Target to have a little shop and her
pearans were like, we're not taking your shopping. She said, fine,
I'll take the bloody calm myself. I mean, unheur, I
need to say.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
This eight year old's quite advanced to be able to
drive a car.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
Then the officers were like, was it, did anything happen?

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Are you okay? She said, oh, I had a mailbox
on the way, but other than that, I'm fine. But
that was a mail box. What course she can't.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
She's too young to be charged with a criminal offense.
And they're just grateful no one was injured, and she's
obviously been in a lot of trouble with her parents.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Yeah, but the parents can't get in trouble, can they.
She had the keys and took off. No, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't think so.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
No, it's not neglect to leave your keys around while
your kid's playing.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
No, I guess what now, you're going to lock up
your keys? Oh my god, that's why keys.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
Anyway, we want to know this morning, what was your
youth crime? Now, obviously you know, let's not dive into
the real bad stuff, but those little things that you did.
Like I remember I did a prank call once with
some friends. I was I was peer pressured into it.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
By Jack Wiley.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
I'll call him out, okay, And where were you print calling.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
Jack Wiley's house? We're hanging out another kid from schools.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
And then I think the appearance answered and we said, like,
I just like did something to her?

Speaker 4 (55:58):
What the characters all? Something I can remember?

Speaker 5 (56:01):
And the parent called all of our parents and was like,
your daughter's been doing prank calls and stuff. So my mom,
as punishment, called the local cop because we lived in
a small little town, called the local cop and he
pulled us in like we were going to get arrested.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
And I remember all of us being.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Like, how often do you think parents say to the
local cop, hey, can you skim my kids a little bit?

Speaker 4 (56:27):
And they did and we.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Were like crying and everything. But that was my youth
crime other than that.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
A car though, was it? No?

Speaker 3 (56:36):
That was a wild Okay, Well, if you want to
share this morning, oh eight hundred dollars at him, you
can text in nine six nine sex.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
We want to know what your youth crime was. Maybe
it was a prank call.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Maybe didn't you steal pornography? Did didn't you steal a
little magazine? No?

Speaker 3 (56:56):
He when he worked at the service station got he
got them free because really weird because they would make
you ask for them, so'd be like, which was not
if he? H?

Speaker 11 (57:07):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (57:08):
If? If hm? Im?

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Yeah, like brass magazine was the better of the time.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
Okay, maybe you did get caught slip at a magazine
up here.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Shirt okay, oh eight hundred DALs at Emerson number. You
can take her in nine six nine six.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
Tell us what your youth crime was. Wo youth crimes,
naughty listeners on her hands.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Here this eight year old steals a family car, goes
shopping at Target.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Do you reckon she had any money though?

Speaker 5 (57:32):
Or she just win thow shopping, like she would have
got there and been like, well, taking her pocket money,
or maybe she.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Was planning on doing another crime and stealing her Trying
to think when I was eight like being able to
take a car that's.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Insane, that's wild on a road. You're probably driving them
around paddocks and but on the road, that's the thing.
This is from Ohio, right. Maybe she was on a
farm and kind of did know how to drive, how
to drive, because I didn't know how to drive until
I was eighteen.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Well, we want to know from you this morning, eight
hundred dials and if you could text her as well,
nine six nine six of your youth crimes, Jessica, what
was your youth crime?

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Naughty chees.

Speaker 9 (58:08):
I used to steal bits of petty cash from my mum.
Mum all the time, just from her wallet. We were
at a school, small country school. I don't even think
I spent it on anything, to be honest, but just
a little two dollar coins here.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Right by, applying for lunch or something.

Speaker 9 (58:26):
That quickly stopped when she picked me up one day
and said we were going to the shopping and then
dropped me off at the police station.

Speaker 6 (58:34):
Across the road.

Speaker 9 (58:35):
From the supermarket.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 9 (58:40):
And the cop locked me up and she went across
the road and did the shopping at like fifteen minutes
and then came back and help me.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
Woy.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
And did you ever win in a little Roman cell?

Speaker 10 (58:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (58:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you yes.

Speaker 9 (58:57):
I think that was about nine or ten, so I
wasn't like old, but old enough to know that it
was wrong.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
And how long were you in the cell for?

Speaker 9 (59:06):
It was about fifteen minutes. She didn't across the road
and got a couple of things.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
And they should ever sell at the police station to
drop your kids off when you go to the supermarket,
you know.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
The way, because did that from going on forward from then? Jest,
did you ever do anything law breaking?

Speaker 9 (59:24):
No?

Speaker 4 (59:24):
No, yeah it worked. Put this, put the ships up, jez,
Thank you, Abigail. What was your youth crime?

Speaker 6 (59:33):
So I was about ten eleven years old and it
was actually in England and we used to be able
to like you know.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Yeah yeah yeah, actually just on that could side bar
if I could side bar you approach approaches on picking
mix lolly. So I walked down the aisle at the
supermarket the other day. The coconut ice have made them
a lot smaller than QA you're paying by Wait, yeah,
I want a big, big queue.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
I want on the interior.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I want the Yeah, and you want more materior list
surface seals.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Yeah, okay, cool? Next to you go back to the prosecution.
Everg what did you were in England.

Speaker 12 (01:00:12):
So you could like you put your own dollies in
a bag and then you wave them and printed a
stick of yourself to take them to the check out. Yeah,
and I kind of didn't put the whole bag on
the scales. I sort of lifted them up a bit,
so you know, ship and I got busted buy the
security guard. It was like maybe six or sevenpence, so

(01:00:35):
like what fifteen cents? Hardly anything at all?

Speaker 6 (01:00:39):
But you were absolutely well, you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Were buying a bag of lollies and is it how
much you were getting away with or you were only
paying fifteen?

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
PA's how much she sanged, That's.

Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
How much I was I was saving, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
I was absolutely flicking myself because my dad was a
police officer, so I was terrified about it, completely freaking out,
and I was like, I can pay, I can pay them,
counting out all like these one tence pieces out of
my little walt to pay them back.

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
Did you get any food the trouble? Did they ban
you from the store or anything like that or to
you appearance?

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
No, he didn't do anything, but my dad didn't actually
find out until about fifteen twenty years later when we'd
moved to New Zealand and he was also a police
officer here, and he was giving me a hassle. I
know when you've done anything wrong. I'm trying to pick
up this kind of thing, blah blah blah, and so
I felt like blurting out all of these things that

(01:01:34):
I'd done that he didn't go.

Speaker 13 (01:01:36):
About with some Yeah, hearsh interrogation tactics years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Thanks Evigail. See always looking over your shoulders. That's why
it pays to be on hour reminding. Yeah, yes, honest,
some messages in your youth.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
Crime.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
I stole a gift card but it wasn't a rage calor,
but it hadn't been obviously activated. I just stole the cart,
put them down my pants walking down the street.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Later, I was like, well, what's this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
I found a gift card and we took it into
the store and they scared and they're like, there's nothing
on it. Someone's just stolen the neat the gift card
to I was like, Oh, I can't believe someone.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
Will do that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
I I just went to scroll down to have read
along some of these messages.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
I wanted a book from the Lucky Book Club Ashton Scholastic. Yeah,
book from those two is the one you want. We'll
go and see if the Mornsville Library's got it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
A bit.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Hailey got every book she wanted, an Ashton Scholastic book.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
The form got I want to bitch you gotta wre's Wally.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
I got some ice spies. I got some magic guys.
I got a babysitters Club. I got some goosebumps, some
goose bumps.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
You got some Goosebump's got some moral steinn up and
I got some I want Jennings great open.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
Yes, I don't want a privilege shame you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
I wanted a Lucky Book Club book, but mum wanted
to leave me, so I forged one of her chicks
and checked fraud.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Got away with that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Wow, fraud stolen neighbors gnome and went on a school
exchange to France and sent photos the whole year and
the name traveling around Europe.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
That's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
We used to prank call our teacher called Liz and
say hello, word lesbian. I was about six years old,
I stole a balloon from the local par of rubber.
When my parents discovered it later that day, they marched
me back into the store to return it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Made me apologize, you're not taking that back with your
goobers on.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Oh you had a bit gober on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
I accidentally accidentally spent five hundred dollars on doctor her
Merch from Mighty ape on my Dad's calm when I
was nine, and it arrived at my door one day.
My parents decided not to give it to me until
my birthday. Oh we still got it though, But you
still got it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
So they really didn't teach you a lesson there. They
just taught you lay by they did.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
My friends stole his friend's parents. My friend stole his
friend's parents brand new car, drove onto the school field
and crashed it into a tree. He rode off their
brand new car. He was fifteen years old. That's no insurance, now.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Smackings against the law. Beaten, you get a hid a beaten.
When I was fifteen, my friends found somebody else's f
post can't we payWave and they went on a little
shopping spree. O.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
My friend's kind of too old ignorance on that. What
were you going to say? No? I was just like ye,
my little friends, my little.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
My little brother and his friend got banned from the
local video easy once and they had to They were
threatened to call the cops on them because they were caught.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
Behind the curtains the curtain. Yeah, caught behind the curtain,
behind the curtain. Boobies, Booby's back there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
My sister and I used to fight each other, including
scratching and biting. My mom took us to the police
station once and made the policeman tell us that we're
both going to be charged with a salt O my god,
And he showed us the cells and he's like, this
is where we're going to end up if you get
charged with the salt.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
Pretty pretty stud down fighting pretty effectively. This pratty behavior.

Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
My sister and I used to We moved all the
plant name cards around the botanical gardens of the plants.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
No different things.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
My mom called us and made us apologize to the manager.
That's so annoying.

Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
The next when it was like that's not a biconicist philoctus.
That's the food. I find that the most desavi.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Play fleshed one in Hailey.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Fact of the Day, day day day day, do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do today and all this week, firefighter week. It's
going well, fire fire truck.

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
I thought it was fire engine fire trucks.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Well, I said it's going well. But it was a
lie actually, because the first one was wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
It's been a bit all over the show. Tomorrow this
time tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
We will be officially unveiling the name of the new
Hawks Bayport fire truck.

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
We're invited. We've been invited. We're VIP GISs of honor.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Yeah, we'll be down. It will be in n Aper
and we'll be broadcasting live tomorrow. Very excited, very excited. Well,
I feel like this truck might let us down. I
found what might be the coolest fire engine in the world. Okay,
and this is today's Fact of the Day. It's in

(01:06:44):
Russia and it's a tank. Russia have a firefighting tank.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Wait, that's but that's a tank, not a fire engine.
Hold your horses, Okay, you know where the big cannon
goes on top of the tank. Yes, well instead of
a cannon, it has a jet in Okay, And you
might be thinking, but Vaughn, that would be fanned the fly,
that would be fanning the flame.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
It would be fair.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Something's on fire and you run up to it. Worth
That's how you get a fire started. That's how wild
fire has been out of control. A wind swuips them
up and blows them through the valley.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Have you ember being a kid in learning that blowing
on fire makes it stronger. What the I've been blowing
and I've been blown out candles my whole life. Yeah,
that's your only experience of blowing on flames.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Yeah, and that's actually how you get the fire bigger. Well,
just in front of the jet engine where air hon's out. Yeah,
it has hoses.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Onboard water tank.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
So when it goes fire and cranks up the jet engine,
the water is infused into what it blows, and it's
effectively blowing like high pressure water.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
So the ear that comes out of the jet engine
is at the back, so would the engine it's reversed.

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
It's reversed, sucks air and from the back towards the front. Well, no,
you just put the engine on the other way, how.

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
Are you're backing up to a fire and behind the
passenger seats.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
They go forward and they that that turret can't spend
full three sixty right because the water tanks are kind
of quite heavy on the back, right, and so the
weight of the tank and the fact that they can
drive against the force, yeah, means that it can hold
it there. And then water gets pumped up in front
of the jet and it just blows. It's insanely high
pressure water. Water like a heavy mist, a very very

(01:08:27):
heavy mist that fires and put fires on the battlefield.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
Can we have a look.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Video?

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Oh, I told you, I told you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
It looks like some kind of James Bond like eighties
James Bond villain.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Streamed up yell tank. Yeah, that's all the Oh, that's insane,
all the mods. That's what I'd say that for the listener,
that's worth gurgling.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
I'll follow. Yeah, I'll agree with that. It's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
We could put a picture up where you could just
google the Russian tank that fights fire with a jet engine,
which also might be one of the cooler headlines.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Yeah, that's ever been associated to.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
I mean, I'm still excited to unveil the you know
the flash brand new fire truck tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
Oh it's a cool truck. The airport ones are amazing. Yeah,
they could probably couldn't be rocking around with a DAN.
Getting to a plane quickly would take a while on
that as well.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Yeah, that's true. That more unstoppable. They rolled the chicks also,
did it. Republic also has firefighting tanks. Okay, it's basic,
same design.

Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
Just see one of those cruising down the street and
like Wellington.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Or something, you'd be like, oh my god, the chick
one's yellow and it's it doesn't look like a tank
as much, just stuff strapped on.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
Yeah, yeah, amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Well, this is this is where I tell you who
sent me the fact, Anthony, who is a regular fact
of the contributor.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
So this is why it's good today because the listeners
stepped in. Listener stepped in and always knocks out of
the park.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
He's like, hey, i'd like to like I might have
all the week's facts sort and he's like, I've.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
Just found this, and I'm like, every time you switched
he finds a great fact.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
It'd be you have a good place as a researcher.
As a job, certainly would like for you saying this
company will hire me a researcher.

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
No, I don't think that's on. I just got a message.
It's upstairs. Yep, hiring a researcher. You get it done.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
So today's the fact of the day is Russia has
a firefighting tank.

Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
Fact of the day, day day day day Do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Play play.

Speaker 4 (01:10:56):
It's my birthday eighth of October, and it's so far away,
and you're you're really going on about my birthday in
the eighth of October.

Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
I'm having a small crisis about it because thirty five fields.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Because it's a round not a round number, but it's
like a milestone number five.

Speaker 5 (01:11:12):
Yeah, and it's then then from that second on, from
one am on the eighth of October, then I'm heading
towards forty.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Yeah, because I had a five this year. Yes, and
that was but I didn't even care about it. But yeah,
I sort of don't care, and then I have moments.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
Of caring, so you do care. Care Anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
My best friend was born the week after me, and
we've been busy since two three, so there's been a
lot of birthdays together.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
And she was up this week staying with me. Of course,
there ever been a birthday where you were having it
like a tiff?

Speaker 5 (01:11:42):
You ever had a turf We've had one fight in
our whole life, and we were young, and our parents
got on the phone to each other and sorted it out.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
Ah, that's it, that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
No, we've never had a proper fight. But I can't
remember how we got into this. Oh, it's because we
were enjoying a concert and we started talking about music
and we talked about funeral arrangements, because once when we
were teenagers, we sat out on a deck where it
was the night before big day out and we were

(01:12:10):
listening to music and having it to a quela or two,
probably the.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
Cheapest stuff you'd find. Moderation and moderation to those it's
celebrate over the course of the evening. There's plenty of moderations.
What's waters in between? Thank you, jose K. It would
have been.

Speaker 5 (01:12:24):
And we I remember in the midst of that conversation,
the flurry of it all, we told each other our
set list that we want to do for funerals.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
I want this song, the song songs not morbid at all,
not more but at all.

Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
And we always talk about that night. But we admitted
to each other the other night that we're forgotten all
of these things.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
And it would change as well, because if I'd had
this conversation, you know, at my twenty first, you'd be
playing the Vinger Boys.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
I don't want the Vinger Boys anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Boys on our shoulders, guys, you know, nineteen ninety nine
me might have wanted that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
But exactly so, this is the thing, right, we said this,
and we were chatting about this again and she said, well,
I'm going to tell you now because no one else
will know I want to have And I said, no, no, no,
don't tell me this. I said, just write it down
and put it in a message. And it was like
some Lana Dale Ray song and this is my middlehead
best friend.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
I was like, oh, I would not have put that. Yeah,
it's good that we know. And she was like, right,
well it's updated.

Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
So I'm going to send you a message of all
the things I want done at my funeral and then
you send the same and we'll do it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
And I said, well, it's going to keep changing throughout
our life. And we said, why don't we do it
on our birthdays.

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
So now every single year, on the eighth of October,
I'll send you my list of the new funeral arrangements,
the music, who I want to be there, who want
to speak, the festivities, and then a week later she'll
send me hers. I'm going to do it every day
until the day comes at one of Ustyes, and then
we've got the.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Three So sad the first birthday that you have after
one of you dies and you go to send a
message to your friends about what you want for your funeral,
having organized theirs.

Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
But how good is that, like, as a yearly thing
to remember that because it's going to change. You just
send it to each other then and you like, I've
got the fresh, updated list.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
I kind of like that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
And then I'm going to come in and be like, oh,
she loved this song, and I like it's she does,
It's on the list.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
I know this, but also morbid for you because you're
so afraid of dying, so afraid of dying.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Hostully, I'm organizing hers And I say that with love,
but I hope she does before I because I always says,
oh this is this is this is my funeral song.
Don't forget I don't need to remember this.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
She's like, why not. It's like, it's not like you're
going to hear to hear it. I'm in charge of
the It's more like I ate so much red meat.
I'm going before you, going before her.

Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
I think this is going to be it will be
slightly morbid, but I think it's sort of a fun,
fun way to make sure that you're getting what you wants.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
A cool tradition. Well said, why don't you just make
a playlist? Mmm? Because I don't want to listen to
the music. I don't want to listen to it when
they sit there. How we take on our music change again?
Yeah exactly. Yeah, you might be back to the Vinger
Boys on cassette be back yea, yeah exactly. I'll make
a mixtape. You're gonna make a mix tape? Yeah, okay

(01:15:08):
for your fletch's an outlive us or maybe you need
to be in charge of mixtapes.

Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
Yeah, you're fletched. If you could be in charge of
it as well. A lot of response, for sure, it
is a lot of responsibility. But otherwise someone's going to
bear you when you wanted to be cremated and they're
going to play the Vinger Boys when you wanted them
to play Lana del Ray and it's not going to
be the funeral you dreamed.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Of play z Ms, Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
Sorry. Oh wow, we've talked throughout the show. It's been
a real school day for me.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
It has been a real you've been it's been a
real learning for you. It's a mic technache off, Mike.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
Listen. I've gotten so much better, really good, really good.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Now that we're often Apia to be part of the
unveiling of the new fire truck, the Airport fire Truck
Hawks by Airport, and we.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Got behind the name Judy Drench.

Speaker 5 (01:16:01):
Yes, now we're hoping that we will be able to
make sure that she's referred to by Dame Judy Drench,
but casually just Judy Drench and.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
A great name for a fire truck. And that's why
we said vote for it. We swayed the vote.

Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
Yeah. God, if it's something else, we're going all this
way for nothing, it'll be like, why did you invite
us down? You just just rub it in our face
that we failed.

Speaker 5 (01:16:21):
Now as a show, we got very excited about this
and we've actually had I was gonna say merch but
you can't buy it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Sorry, listener, it's ours. It's just private, private merchandise. We've
had private merch maide some T shirts.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
I'm going to grab mine. Are we wearing these on
the plane down or just tomorrow? Just tomorrow?

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
Are also being unveiled tomorrow? Okay, really great photoshopping work.

Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
So we've got the truck. Yeah, it's an a as well.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
It's nice, but it's a nice thin one, which I like.
I don't like super cold. I like a thick T
shirts are great.

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
That's why I've got a thermal layer for tomorrow. I
don't have a thermal layer. Do you know what I'm
wearing today? Underneath my shoe? Singer, it's it's a cold day.
We shake your head full of rocks. We've had a
pole of vortex blasts we have, so I packed a singler.
So this is a T shirt with the firetruck, the
fire truck on it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
And then the words we're here with Judy drench and
then as a little addition, we've added a sun almost
like the Teletubbies sun that looked down on the Teletubbies
and in the sun, the sun's face is Dame Judy
with an eye drench bench Tench, Dame Judy Dench looking

(01:17:35):
down proudly.

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
How hard campaigned for this?

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
These will be I'm going to say they'll become collector
merch pretty quickly.

Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
Well, you can't limit the limited edition. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
So it's just us that have it. Fantastic.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
So if it becomes a collect design and that means
that one of us has taken it to the Salvation
Army afterwards and put it into circulation, and that's not
on Worthing teams worked very hard.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
And then if it's not revealed as the name of
the fire truck, we're just gonna look even sillier.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
I'll throw I'll throw a fit, I'll throw a classic
Hailey sprawl in the nineties tantrum.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
Oh yeah, you're gonna get get on the ground. Yeah,
I want to get on the ground.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
I'm gonna put my feet up against the wall and
start pounding.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
Are you going to say I wish I wasn't born.

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
I'm gonna say I wish yeah, you wish you had me?
And gonna put my hand behind my head like I'm
gonna thump you.

Speaker 4 (01:18:25):
Yeah. It's gonna be a full mental breakdown.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
Okay, great, but yeah, really looking forward to being in
the Hawks base in Hawks Bay.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
It's not the Hawks bay. Yeah, thank you. I'm looking
forward to being an a Hawks by tomorrow. Which one
we don't know yet whose bay is that. You'll be
in someone's bay tomorrow, hopefully Hawks, but we don't know.
See see you later. Actually I don't have to stop
you there. That's copyrighted. She's a very good friend of mine.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
She's already sued me twice, so if you could maybe
get her to drop her litigious action, that would be
a great. Tell her I'll review her five stars. Yeah,
if she does the same for this problem, and then
she tells all her friends.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
And if you're listening, maybe give it give it five
stars as well. Zid ms Fletch Vonnon Hailey

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