Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 16th October 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Fletchphonne and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Play z MS.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Fletch, Pawn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Thank you, bring good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletch,
Fawn and Haley. Two minutes past six. This comet, Yeah,
you're gonna look this sounds like a bit of yours?
Does sound like a bit of me? You're gonna go
find the comet clear evening on the West coast beach.
That could be done. Do you need binoculars or baroculars?
I go mono homin ocular? Do you go home oinocular? Okay? Yeah,

(00:39):
you're fully into the one on one ocular? Yeah, okay,
I go polyinocular. Oh you polynocular?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah okay, more more holes than my eyes compete, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Exactly all of them. And you don't even mind which one?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
No, that's panocular? Oh that is pinocular? Do you apologize? Right?
Maybe just the iPhone zoom will be enough.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
I tried to take a photo of the moon this morning.
What a big but iPhones take such bad photos of
the Moon's so far away ago.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
But it looks trying to take a straight off the
moon through the trees. Yeah, I know, the sky was spooky. Yeah,
it's a spooky season. Is that why everyone's having a
bad sleep and feeling a bit tired this morning?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
I actually took a sleeping pearl last night.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Was a little bit still a bit groggy, Oh yeah,
a little bit. I just had to I just needed
a deep sleep. Right coming up on the show The
Top Six No More Cheating.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
To eliminate AI cheating which some phenomenal amount of students
are using.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
And I don't blame them rules. It's really easy when
you get into the future and you don't know us AI. Yeah,
using AI, it's like calculators and it's like me and maths.
It was fine, Yeah, the calculator and they all carrying
one round one in our pocket the entire time. Yeah,

(02:03):
you won't have a calculator, then.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Well guess what, Yeah, I do well of O the
Top six ways when they, you know, make us go
back to well, I'm not going back to school absolutely
if that.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah that, but if you're a student, they might be
making you go back to pin and paper.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
So if you're a relatively you know, if you're at
university now, you probably don't remember a time with our computers.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah, I'm doing assignments of the old fashioned way pen
and paper.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
One of the top six ways we used to cheat.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Oh yeah, I'm going to have part some wisdom on
you and how we used to cheat back.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
In the day. Okay, coming up in the top six.
Next on the show, have you.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Been invited to a winning or an event of sorts?
You'll be lucky if you see on the invite plus one,
but one woman has started a debate online. She doesn't
think that that's very fair. Oh okay, it's a bit phobic.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Play z ins Fleashborne and Hay.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
I don't know if I've ever really have I hosted
an event that had invites other than like come to
my show.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I don't think I have. No, you haven't had a
wedding yet. No, not when you've had a wedding, You didn't.
You did some plus ones?

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Yes, you didn't know plus one plus one there would
have been company. Yeah, yeah, but that's not plus one.
Nobody plus one still we just willing eli and plus ones.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
No, but it's like an old school thing, right, as
if you invite someone that you're already close with and
you can bring a plus one.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Obligated to find someone, and then you've got these people in.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Your wedding photos.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Now, yeah, no, it is weird even enough now looking
at my wedding photos been I wouldn't invite them then them.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, it seems to be one common problem there is
it me.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
You've just become a bit of an island. That's all right, Well,
someone tweeted. Do we say xed or do we say Twitter?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't know. I'm still saying tweeted xed. Sure, by
the way, it has just gone absolutely off the rails.
He's such a dick. He's such a deck. He's such
a deck, like the Internet from space and there's tearslers
and he just caught a rocket the other day. But
he's the people who caught the rock.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Yeah, it was pretty cool to watch the rocket like
plummet towards Earth and then be.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Like nah, and remember that when he sent a tearsler
into space. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
He's such a deck that he's sends celebrities into space
and he's doing all this.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's such a dick. He gives Varner's Wi Fi what deck? Anyway?

Speaker 5 (04:33):
I'm talking about Twitter because I don't know what you
say when you say someone tweeted, someone tweeted, we need
to talk about the fact they're giving people a plus
one for events. It's low key polyphobic, meaning phobic towards
those and open.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
I thought you were going to say, she doesn't like
it because she's single and proud and these plus ones
are making her feel like she's she's not noting on
her own exactly, but you're she's saying, I've got multiple
partners on our bran wants a plus three?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yes, what bitch? Uninvited? Crazy? That's sure that you would
realize that, Like you're in a unique situation to bring
their kids.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah, Like people have weddings and they don't invite their
nieces and nephew because they don't want it to be
a kid. Why are they going to chuck old Sue
who's got multiple partners multiple invites?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I know, I think you should have to pick one all.
So if you had a wedding and she was like
your best friend in this woman, how many partners.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Does she have.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Let's say she's got two boyfriends too. If she was
your best friend, you would invite all everybody.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
I know, it wouldn't be and plus one thing or
even like we get invited to movies a lot, right, yeah,
and they always say like, how many plus one?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
You can bring a plus one?

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Yeah, just choose one and be like to one boyfriend, Uka,
you're for this one?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah? Do you like this one? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Do you like Marvel movies? One's like nah. One was
like yeah, and you're like, well, then you're coming to
the Marvel movie.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
You to oh Tank you week then yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Everyone on like was replying to it being oh my god.
If I invite a polyamorous person to my wedding and
they bring out the heck's upple, then I will give
catering the night off and have all of those is
make one hundred and fifty servings of penna with a
creamy lemon chicken sauce to help feed everyone. It's just
a money thing, isn't it. I mean I wouldn't even

(06:22):
if I got married and I was inviting people that
were single or just dating, I.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Would never say bring a plus one. No. No, not
for a wedding. No, it's very old school. Even a party,
even a house party, it's like a gamble to try.
I mean, I would trust all of my friends, yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
But even they do you mind if I bring a
plus one. You're a little bit like, would you might
bring down the vibe?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Maybe not? What if they're old friend from high schools
in town that weekend? Yeah, people back in the day.
And then you've got your friend group and everyone gets
And then when people ask if I bring my friend
is it?

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Why are we not enough? Can they not stay at
home and you to themselves?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
You go with them for the weekend there?

Speaker 6 (07:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, yeah, born in Hailey. I'm just trying to think
the last time I went out to the clubs.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
It was a couple of weekends ago, and that's why
I got this flow.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Is that what you're blaming your flow on? The middle Club?
The middle Club Vaorn. Last December, for producer Jared's birthday,
we went to.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Danny Doolan's Does that count best depart?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
It felt like the club from the pub to the club,
and you were becomes a club. You were out quite late, dude,
so late like for you, so very late. Bring a
tear in my eye with pride.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yeah, A strong armed woman grabbed it, took us and
I still got.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
It, still still still got it. Well, there's been a
trend and a lot of overseas clubs where when you
go into the club they put a sticker over your
phone camera way to go. Yeah, but this has been happening,
is happening been happening in clubs in Sydney all over
the world, A Beetha, Berlin, New York, London. These are

(08:13):
some of the hottest clubs in the world, in the world,
the hottest nightclub spots in the world. And the idea
is that they want to get people off their phones
avoid people taking flash photos as well, because you know,
you know, there's always someone of the concert that leaves
the flash on. Like all you're doing is lighting up
the people in front of you.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
I know, we don't want to be seen, yeah at
this moment. But you just if it's a sticker, right,
you just peel it off.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, it's not. From what I've seen in this article.
The stickers aren't like anything fancy. It's not a lot bag.
But yeah, it's just a sticker. But I guess if
they saw you with your phone out and you didn't
have the sticker on it, they might be like, hey,
get out. Maybe, But then some of the clubs it's
completely voluntary. I mean, yeah, I totally get it.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
The idea of getting off your phone, like getting off
just holding it for no reason and filming everything so
you do think about it. I was thinking about this
worth watching concert footage, not to try to sound old,
but you know, everyone holds their phone the whole time,
and you're like, you are sort of missing the point.
And then my other thing with concerts is I was

(09:21):
watching some footage from Olivia Rodrigo from Australia over the week.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
What was you fell through the stage? I saw that.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
And like Billie Eilish and stuff and people and and
Taylor's Worth, people sing every single word so loudly singer that.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, I don't know that. I'm like, are we here?

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Didn't I pay two hundred dollars to see that person's.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Although we've all been that person that has been singing.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
Oh my God, my Chemical Romance and we screamed.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Sing along by all means muted volume.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
The phone thing. I totally get that. It's like, okay,
take your little video. You're probably gonna watch it like
once and.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Then look up. Just lock up.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
As you yelled upon the Inslaw when we were in
Queenstown and you were looking out the front. No, no, no,
we were on the cocktail boat on the boat in Queenstown,
and it was a beautiful sunset. It was on their phone,
and you came up from the bar up to the
top deck and you started yelling at all the patrons,
lock up everyone, and you.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Know what in the sun because the sun was you
saw the sun rays and we were enjoying the beautiful
Wasn't it beautiful to look up? And your friend had
your phone at the time, So you were just jealous
that you went on your phone equivalent of when you
put your phone down first and say to your partner,
you're always on your phone. The only reason I was
looking up is because they didn't have.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Plays. Fletchborne and Haley play z MS. Fletchborne and Haley.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Apparently we all need a couch friend. And I was like,
what's a couch friend? But now I see this, I'm like, oh, yeah,
it's a friend that you don't like. In order to
hang out, you don't need to have anything to do.
You don't have to have a plan or an activity
or and then we're going to do this and we
when we have dinner and we have drinks, so we're
going to go out. We go to do good in
the movies, it's just was going to hang out. You

(11:15):
can just sit on the couch if you want.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Right, there's no need to do anything, no need to
do anything. And they're not they're not the kind of
person that's high maintenance, needs.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Every little social battery to be around. You don't even
need to be having a conversation.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
You can literally just.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
I love catching up with friends where you can sit
there and sometimes twenty minutes no talking.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Fantastic. Well that's not any of us, is it. Well
you need to do it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
I do require a little bit more stimulation, but every
now and then I have a little bit of a
couch time, but mostly with my best friend. If you're
just like you just go over like there's nothing to do,
there's no purpose.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
When you're hungover.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
No, not just hung over one hundred Yeah, but you
could just say you could even just be on your
phones and TV is going, you're like swim.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Where friends stay, Last News, Johnny Amanda And one day
we just watched two movies in a row and hardly
like we're just lounged. It was fantastic, And afterwards you
talk about the movie and then chuck on another movie.
It's just like this is good stuff. Client, Yeah, it's
good stuff. Load maintenance friendships are that have them.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
But also your friends, you know, you're like fun energitic friends,
but like give.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Me, give me, give me. Ye, there's a time and
a place. But when they're constantly inviting themselves over to
use of spa, it's about march. Well yeah, that's why.
I don't know. Maybe someone might. I think he's lied
to us.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
I think one's lied to us about the spa being
broken as an excuse because I came over when I
invited myself over to steal the bistle and some eggs, by.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
The way, a lot of flavor to the giggs. What
have you got done eggs? Well, I'm going to talk
about it.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
She want to head for dinner last night, but as
part of her eggs were involved.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
You can't taste the delicate flavors of my eggs.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
I can taste the intricate flavors of my ohto. It's
at the moment that slop was what that is?

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Slop? Yeah, But what he's lying to us about it working,
it's lying to us.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
I'm not lying is lying because when I invited myself
over to Vaughan's with the guise of a bistle. But
I just needed some social contact. And I was talking
to Shade. I said she was when she invited us
to something on Friday night that v doesn't know anything about.
Until I said, oh, yeah, I know, we need to
come over and have some wines and sit in the spar.
And she's like, oh my god, yes, it'd be so nice.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Sheave me. She gave me no indication the spar was broken. Yeah,
she doesn't go outside. She would have known it was working.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
So I turned it off for ages. Yeah, and I
turned it off at the source.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
You hate us.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
And then I turned it back on and it works
for like three days and now it's not working.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Problem had our company, no, hurry to get it fixed.
Now're making it for people to go out.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
I'll say the shadow, how do you want to go
sit in the spa, have a wine, have a chat.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
She's like tonight.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
And then Hayley's like, I'm like, okay, So.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
When you invite your wife to have a sit in
the spar with the wine and a chat, is that
a few of my favorite things?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
No?

Speaker 7 (14:21):
Me, But then we get out, No, I stay in, Yeah, exactly,
And I start doing this. Yeah no no, no, no,
no no no home time.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Well, I could ever go being a couch friend. I
think we should go. We couldn't give that, Okay, try
and I'll just sit there. I'll just sit there and you.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
I swear to God you will not need anything. I
will not desire anything from you.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
I'll give you ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
It ms Flinch, Vaughn and Halle blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah. This is the top six.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Well du to AI advancing at a rate of knots.
It's getting harder to detect AI submitted like essays and stuff. Yeah,
because people will get AI to do it and then
just go through and make sure it makes sense. That's
what I'd do, fact a little bit, a little bit,
ah and submitting it changing a few words. It's just

(15:15):
it's just a nightmare. It's some phenomenal percentage of students
have used AI for an exam or a submission of
work that goes towards their final grade. So universities and
schools thinking about going back to pen and paper.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, that'll teach them. Get it out of your brain
to your fingers. These kids are going to get that
hand cramp.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
They're going to get that lump which I still have
all these years later on my middle finger.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
From holding it hold a pin can as a lefty.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
Yeah, but like that, So I push between my thumb
and my third finger and then just put the.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Pointer on top of that lump. I've got that.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
And you just have that lump on the inside the third.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Because that's where you always hold the pen. I don't
have the lump on the inside of the third pushes.
You've got like kind of sausage fingers either, and lamp leathery,
leathery kind of sausage like you've got farmer fingers.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Yeah, that's much nicer way of saying it than fat
sausage fingers.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
I didn't say fat. Did you hear me so fat?
I didn't hear that.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Sausage was implied sausages sausages of seventy percent.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
No, sausages can be splinder.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
No, you've got to have a high fat content for sausages.
No sevity was I think you've gotta be rocking around
thirty percent fair. Yeah, yeah for the sausage filling so
it doesn't like dry out and stuff when you're cooking it. Yelm,
what five sausages last night? Sausages fat? Yeah, and that
seems like a moderate amount of sausages. Twenty five to
thirty percent fat is what a sausage should contain.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Can I hold the pandacy? Where? How I hold it? Yeah?
You tip, but you're quite yeah you dainty, very tip,
yeah very you're right on the tip whereas one piece
used to holding you, that's used to pinching small pinches.
The do you guys work the shaft? I work the shaft.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
I'm higher up the shaft and pushing higher up my
shaft and.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Let you do hold it quite far down because I
let it rest. Yeah, we let it rest a bit
higher on the thing where there's that but callous lump
from the right write like a ten year old? Yeah
you do? Okay? Well, anyway, grip it? You know the
people that used to grip it like that? Oh my god?
Today and some people did hold it real cookie. Yeah, yeah,

(17:29):
today's top six.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Bring back the strap. I can strap it out of them.
You you're left handed. We should beat that out of you.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
That would have been beaten out of me, wouldn't they.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Yeah, Yeah, that's the devil's work, right, and you beat
that out, you would have been in a lot of beatings.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
No.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Top six ways we used to cheat and we can
always go back to with pen and paper. Okay, number
six on the list. Hiding some notes in the toilet
the day before and going for heaps of poos got the.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Worder to stay.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Say at the state at the start of the exam
to the aviser, I've got diarrhea, yeah, gruvely tumbling.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
I'm want to set this example. I'm going to be
just constantly purpose Yeah, and then you can go in
and then do you under the system lead? Yeah. It
was like, yes, good stuff.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Or a systeamer container, but I wouldn't put it would
float on the top, Yeah, because you will know you
can't trust they steamer upside down in water.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
God, No, unless it's one of the new ones, the
new ones with THEE. Yeah, ye, those are good ones.
Stem it's a steamer Okay, that's isn't it. It's a tight,
tight cel.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
It's so lovely. I trust this with my life.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Ze, because you wouldn't trust an original systeamer class or
click click where twa or those new ones.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
Or like a repurposed tie takeaway plastic contain.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Trust juice all in juice on the way home when
it's got actual tie.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Number five in the list of the top six ways
we used to cheat and we can always go back
to running the answers on your upper thigh. Oh yeah,
she did this at school and then I don't think
she wanted to look at but that's true.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Did you actually do that?

Speaker 8 (19:06):
Unbelievable like not an n C A days, but like
early math before I got it.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Is why this is why we're teaching Shennon so much,
because she didn't properly learn it.

Speaker 8 (19:19):
Yeah, when you had to do I can't even remember,
you know, when you had to learn like algorithms and
stuff and you had to know like or whatever.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah, yeah all that.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
I dropped that.

Speaker 8 (19:30):
But pre dropping I would have like just a little
hot sheet.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
And then if a teacher was caught looking, you'd say
stop prving, mister.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
Yeah, my freaking uncomfortable one was like, don't you dear.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Your Liz.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
That sort of gay gay looking at my legs? Gay?

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah, out of this. I don't care if your chet
I can't have that accusation flying Number four on the list,
Speaking of teachers. Number four on the last of the
top sex ways we used to cheat. We can always
go back to hook up with the teacher and get
the answers from their med exam.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
No, that's an appropriate You not do that anymore. You
can't even really could. That's piecy madness. You don't do anything.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
It's not like a student teacher, not like an old
yuk one.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Okay, because there's gonna be.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
Something sixteen seventeen.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Next on your list, your list three, the list and
the six ways we used to cheat me always go
back to what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Stop eating sausages? They with twenty five fat content sausages
are delicious.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Number three on the list. Head and air pieces. This
is using a little bit of modern technology. Put your
hair down, yep, head an airpiece, have.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
A friend with Wikipedia or the Internet, and leaning on
your hand and just be.

Speaker 9 (20:54):
Whispering like, yeah, God, I wonder what the answer is
to what is train coming down the rail and it's
going at sixty Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
The teachers, you gotta whisper it.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
I'm sorry, I'm an audio.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
Learner, and then accuse them of trying to stuff for
your learning by not accepting your way of learning.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
People visual learners written learners audio learning to.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Say it out loud.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
I looked at self diagnosed on the internet. Yeah, yeah,
you've got it.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
You got to respect that. And then the teachers like, hey,
let me this.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Yeah, just like the looking at the ampithet Y're hogging
up with them, whisper yeah. Number two in the least
of the top six ways we used to cheat, we
can always go back to. If we can't have AI,
get a friend to set off for fire alarm during
the exam, take the exam paper out, quick research the answers, Yes,
go back and complete the exam.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Good idea. Yeah, And number one of.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
The less of the top six ways we used to cheat,
we can always go back to looking at the answers
that the smartest kid around you.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
It's a classic.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
That's like the old school. It's a one to one. Yeah,
sitting there smarter and be like.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, it's see, it's see yeah next Wednesday, and pass
along the line of your dumb friends.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
The problem was I was s because you're always arranged
by your last name was down there, so we were
always kind of yeah, me and you would have been stuck.
I would have been like, we're close, you're behind me,
so you could be looking at that dumper.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
You know, I'll be dumper. You need to look back
at my answers. I reckon. Yeah, I've had a little
peak over the shoulder, maybe with a little mirror or something. Yeah, yeah,
there'd be the way to go. That is today step.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Sex Play, MS, flesh one and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Okay, we had These groups are like all over the world,
but this is happening in Australia. Weird, they're being shut down.
One of the groups is called sis is this your man?
With our one?

Speaker 7 (22:53):
Is?

Speaker 5 (22:53):
Are we dating the same guy? Or something like that,
where people jump on and they share photos and tendered
screenshots and all sorts of guys that there dating and
they're like is this your man? And if you've gone
and be like, that's my man, and then you reveal
the fact that your man is out?

Speaker 1 (23:09):
But how often is it someone else's man?

Speaker 5 (23:12):
So much on these really? Yeah, I'm not part of
any of the groups, but I've definitely seen lots of
like screenshots and articles.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
They have them in New Zealand. Car when producing Cow
when you were saying you used to follow one of
these New Zealand pages.

Speaker 10 (23:24):
Yeah, when they first popped up, I was like, yeah,
joined for the drama. Yeah, but they I had to
unfollow it got too missy on the feed. There was
too much going on. Also, it just became quite a
lot of people being like, not my man, but I've
been there and you don't want to go there?

Speaker 5 (23:39):
Yeah a.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Little bit. Yeah, okay, well did you see any like
actual that is my man?

Speaker 10 (23:48):
There was There was definitely one post where I was like,
oh my gosh, I think this person like has cheated
with multiple girls.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Because oh wow.

Speaker 10 (23:57):
The comments were just hey, I've DMed you.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh yeah, and so I was like, oh, I don't
even want to reveal it.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Good in the country like New Zealand, that's small, right
with the chances are you are going to bump into
someone who knows that person, but in Australia, like god,
who knows anyway. So on one of these pages, on
one of them, which is called cis are we dating
the same guy? There was a post from the edmind
saying later is unfortunately, due to the recent changes to

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Australia's deformation laws, we're pausing all pages. And there was
an admin of another one of the Facebook groups who
was left with like twenty five thousand dollars in legal fees.
After one of the guys on who was featured on
the page, who ended up losing his relationship because everyone
was like yeah, he was like, no, I have not cheither.

(24:44):
This is this is completely oh my god. Yeap sued them.
Basically he can't sue Facebook. He sues the admins of
the page. Yeah, people don't know that.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
If you run a community page, if you're one of
the admins and you let Shin Nannigan's, yeah, you know
delves into legal stuff, you're responsible.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Like quite often if like there's a photo of someone
that they suspect is stealing or has stolen something, Yeah,
you've got to be even careful. They're like even the
police will like blur a lot of photos, yeah, and
images until they know for sure that that's who they're after.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
Because it's falling into a gray area. I think in Australia,
you know, because they're calling it could be like revenge posting, right,
basically putting up a photo of someone and having all
everyone liked.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Pile on them, pile in on them. Well that is defamation. Yeah,
but how have they changed their laws to kind of
catch up with online.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
Yeah, I think they're like in the process of changing
a bunch of them, and that's why everyone on the
admin is kind of getting ahead, being like, hey, what's
gonna win.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
A pause all posts? You just wouldn't risk it, Like oh, yeah,
you don't want to be running a page like that. Yeah, no,
and I don't.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
I feel like they're not they're they're not how good
they're not. They're not to go like, hey, we just
want to help each other out. Yeah, it's actually quite
it's quite bade. The people are there to yeah, observe
the drum.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
So there's like quite a few court cases now popping
up where people are like, yeah, you can't put my
patron here and ruin my life.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
But then what are you going to if you sue
an admin of a Facebook page, Like, how what are
you going to get out of them? They're not going
to be able to afford to pay you, like nah,
tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages?

Speaker 5 (26:22):
No, of course not no, no, they're never gonna be
able to do that. But they will have to get
a lawyer and then they'll have to pay for all
of that, which, yeah, in this case is like twenty
five thousand and thirty thousand for another person.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Just try to lawyer up and be.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Like, yeah, plays it.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Ms.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Fletchborn and Hailey plays it.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Ms.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Fletchborn and Hailey.

Speaker 11 (26:44):
Silly.

Speaker 12 (26:48):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly silly.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Today's silly, Today's pole, Today's this year's still got your cough?
Today's silly little pole comes to us from a Huffington
Post article. Do homecoming queen's peak in high school? We
asked them, and a quote from the article, I keep
my crown in my office and when people ask if
I still have it, I'll put it on, especially during

(27:24):
homecoming week. That's that thing you've even heard, that's the thing. Yeah,
maybe you were captain of the first fifteen.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
I mean, if we're talking about my performance as Richard
the Third, which won me the Petervir Jones Award for
our stand performance the one Shakespeare.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
And then hang on to something. And then since then,
like all your TV show has been cancer, you haven't
had an acting gig.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
And ye, you would say that was my peak as
an actor at high school.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yeah, they can't take that away from you, they can't.
I've got the award right from a cold, dead hand. Well,
we asked you, did you peak in high school? Seven
ten percent of people said yes. Wow. Do you think
people are thinking of it as achievements or looks physicality?

Speaker 11 (28:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Yeah, well that also shows what they put most of
their value in.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yes, or like friendships or like you know, like friend
groups or experiences more confidence.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
Yeah, that's definitely one thing it gets better with age
is more confidence because you like give a ship, you know,
you just give way less ships, specially women teenagers arrowing.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah, everywhere your turn.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Some feedback on the matter, Joe said, this is kind
of weird, but I feel like I maybe peeked it intermediate.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Wow. Really maybe, but you've also got to remember, Joe,
you're looking back on that, perhaps with nostalgia roast nostalgia glass,
which people love to do. Yeah, the good old days.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
Do you really want to know? You couldn't pay me
to go back to high school?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Horrible times. I'd nail it, though. What if you went
back now, yael it? That sounds like a great TV show. Yeah,
it would be on Oh my god, Yeah, go back
to high school? High school, nail it?

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Yeah, Yeah, you have to spend a while in the
makeup chair every morning doing.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
What removing my makeup so to reveal my young skin? Prosthetics, prosthetic?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
What prosthetic? Just which fundly enough was my rock West
band name broth you m Sarah says no, but my
husband did. Oh, we can't say. You cannot say that.
Do you think the high school sweethearts? And she kind

(29:44):
of had the first fifteen captain? Oh yeah, we're forties now,
and I feel so sorry for our kids who always
hear stories of.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
You know, when I was at high school and the
poor kids that didn't. Yeah, that's the age.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
That he back to the most. Yeah. No, okay, so
he did then to say it's so sad.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Jes said, yes, ducts of school, co captain of two
sports teams, school leader and super fat. Now a thirty
something year old introverted accountant with a body that hurts
when you look at it.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Funny, that's just a great summary of aging. Yeah, it's cheap.
As you.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
Take introverted off the list, that's good stuff. That's good stuff.
You don't need.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
The people you don't need, you need so you do
need social interaction that much, very you do very little.
If you didn't have a job you would just be
an absolute mess. I would be because you don't have interaction.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
You wouldn't have interaction, you wouldn't leave, you wouldn't get
any social stimulations, you.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Wouldn't leave your house. I don't want it. You do.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
I get enough you do hanging out with your daughters
and be like, hey, what the sigma is not social
international interaction? I don't rolling their eyes like, oh my god,
it's not social interaction.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Well that's your opinion, Connor. That my therapist told me
that it was everybody else's that was a problem. Yeah
to me, fear Haley Varden did clock therapy therapy and
one done and he was like, it really feels like
you're surrounded by idiots. And I was like, you get it,
my can.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
And then that's why am.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
I going out?

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Because it's everywhere you see because mine's really revealing that milking.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
She's milking. Connor said, I think I peaked overseas on
my oh yeah, okay out and about worldly Connor, Yeah,
peaking over there maybe some maybe got some hot like
overseas chicky babes. Yes, accent doing a lot of the
hay Like, no, that accent is not working for us.
It's the same as everyone. It's yock.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Molly said, I peaked in year six. Oh that's the
last year of primary. Yeah, yeah, okay, but do you
reckon she got that end of the year award.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Yeah maybe yeah, maybe maybe maybe she's achievement wise, Yeah,
John I said, I peaked in years Jesus another year Sex.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
I peaked in year sex when I was the top
student in my elementary school.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
It's it's been down I lived soide. I thought everyone
was the top student because you go to your kids
awards and that everyone gets an award.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
These lots of awards. Yeah, yeah, there's lots of awards,
but top student. Yeah, that's overall right. Bridget said, Physically,
I peaked at high school. Mentally, I did not peak
at high school.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeah. That came like good to identify those two different
sorts of peaks there, Lee and year thirteen.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
I paid Year sevens and Mars bars that joined my
garden club for pictures for the yearbook to make it
look like I had a real garden club going on. Lee,
that's the saddest thing I've ever heard, really on the end,
and then that was the end of the message. So
I don't feel like Lee peaked at high school. Yeah,
she had to pay kids and chocolate bars to make
it look like they were members of the garden club.

(32:59):
I've got a feeling you've gotta at the ryman. Yeah,
because you've got the gardening.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
It's not over yet. No, it's not. You did.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Yeah, Melanie said, I was a misfit. I found myself
in my mid twenties, have a PhD, and I travel
the world and work pay. So I feel like I
definitely didn't peak in high school. Oh yeah, sounds like
you're peaking now. Now, great soon you want to peak?
You got money, you got a freedom? Yeah con it? Yeah.
PhD and trailing the world, work pay, it's fantastic. PhD

(33:30):
and traveling the world. I don't know what the PhD
is in, but as a result of having the PhD,
get a PhD in that same bit of me got
a mind. If you've got a PhD, you just got
some antibiotics, can't you.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
Depending Some PhDs last longer than others.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Do they. Well that's a little poem.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Plays it ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
So I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but
I like to elevate my move it, move it. I
do like to move it. I like to do a
number of things. Move it, move It's definitely up there.
But I like to elevate my dinner sometimes. And yesterday
I had no desire to cook meat.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
I just didn't feel in the mood to go to
fun cooking me.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
I know something was off, but I remembered. I remembered
that I had a dozen eggs from Vaughn W from
when I went over to his house and shut a grace,
gave away twelve eggs.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah, that's your pocket money, you sell sell them. Yeah,
how old do you want? I just bought your coffee.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Yeah, okay, even that'll almost even. One of the thing is,
you know the box got the stamp made overheads bring
good condition.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Yeah, okay, let's talk about this. When you're done cracking
an egg, do you put it back in the tray?
Aaron does, and then they I know, it goes everywhere,
goes everywhere, and then you can't get it out, ruins
the tray, and then you go to recycle it if.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
There are more eggs left in the tray. He goos
the train and leaves it so cracks it.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
It's the empty shell in the tray, put it in
the bin, or in let's get him on the phone,
put him in the put it in the bin.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
I know, I don't.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
And then whenever you do your last egg and then
you got to put it the thing in the recycling bin.
There's all this like like heart like glued egg shells anyway,
added to the list. So I was like, do you
know what I'm going to do tonight.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
In therapy this week tomorrow? You're paying someone hundreds of
dollars an hour to tell them is doing the egg tray.
And she's like, let's talk about your father.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no no no,
he's fine, he's fine.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Yeah, he's got he's got it. He's fine.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
What what anyway? So I just I was like, I'm
going to do eggs. I feel like a big omelet.
I'm gonna make a nice vegetable when cheese omelet.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I love an omelet for dinner. Same it's and I
think it's overlooked by a lot of people I know, and.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
It's so filling. You always think it's not going to
be And then you're like, have.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
I talked about when I away to Anko Island, was
the first time I can ever remember having a nighttime
meal with no meat in it.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Oh yeah, what'd you have or something?

Speaker 4 (36:09):
No, someone made a dull based as a dark Okay,
well that yum yea, yeah, it was all right. When
I was like, that could have done with chicken and
bacon in it.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Okay, put a bit of meat through there. Yeah, yeah,
about how often do you not have meat? And they're
like all the time. I was like, well, because you're
on an island and they can keep me.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
They got fridges and stuff. But it's just hard. I
just think, man, I decided I was going to have
I was.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Just I was just really hungry again later years because
I feel like I got you didn't get.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
I think it's more of a personal craving than like
a matro nutrient.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Probably, yeah, okay. I called my mum. She's like, put
them on the phone. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
You couldn't even slice up from delli Ham And then anyway,
so I was like, I'm going to go eggs.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I'm going to do eggs.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
And then I was like, the eggs don't want the
eggs on toast. I'm geting a couple of pieces of
toast put under the Omeline was like nah, and they
didn't have any vegetables in the drawer.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I was like, what do I want?

Speaker 5 (37:06):
And I was like baked beans, man on baked beans.
And you know what I did yesterday? I got home
and I was in my gym gear and I was like,
before I have a shower. I was like, I felt
like going for a walk. So I hit the walk
and I was just finishing an audio book and I
was like, right, I've got thirty minutes left from my
Audiobook'm going on a thirty minute walk and then that's
so done.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Thank you, good girl. Call me.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
He The guy in the book also said that no,
it was like a dark romance, not super horning.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
But it was.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
I had thirty minutes left, so I was like perfect.
And then I was like, oh my god. What I'll
do is I'll walk around my house and then I'll
stop at the diary. I'll get me a couple of
cans of beans, and I'll carry on my walk. So
if you saw me walking around yesterday and I had
two cans of baked beans and one.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Of those eighties moms were walking, I've said moms fell
like milk bottles with water and they go for a walk.
That's the additional weight I.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
Locked, and I was like, four grand, that's great. One
in each hand.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
That's your bulkan.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Forearms are absolutely honing today.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
And then I did.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
I took the long way home with my cancer. Waits
your elevator, all right?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
So I whisked up my eggs.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
As I mentioned earlier, not a lot of flavor to
the eggs, but perhaps.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Which is wild because the chickens have been adding very well. Yeah,
I know, fresh possum and the maggot bucket yesterday.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Oh my god, I ate those eggs.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
You probably still got it when it's still going on.
The rabbit in a couple of weeks. A rabbit and
a fish frame.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Wait, see, you put it in this bunket with maggots,
and the maggots ate the dead possum or rabbit or whatever.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
So you put a bucket, drill lots of holes in it,
not too many holes, but enough holes that flies can
get in. And then you put road killed dead animals.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
And it pists scraps anything else, nah.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Meat, And then they the flies go in the holes
and lay their eggs, and then the maggots eat. And
when then the maggots start falling out the holes, and
the chickens eat the maggots wonderful.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
And then the chicken and then the chicken eggs, and
I eat cloaca. Yeah, you don't need you eat the
egg which comes out. It's a little bit yuck. I
think I'll just stick to like.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
Not getting lovely fresh possum maggots.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
So I got with whistle, my eggs and my vegetables
to make the omelet. And then I put the beans
in a pot. You've got to add just a tea
spoon and curry powder to bake beans, to bake beans slaps,
and then you add cheese on top, a little bit
of cheese, like a great bit of cheese curried beans.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
What else?

Speaker 4 (39:37):
If I'm thinking about gormet in the minute you see carry,
I was like, do you know what else could be
added to anything?

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Garlic? What if you fried up some garlic and some
onion then pulled the beans in there with the.

Speaker 7 (39:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Do you know what?

Speaker 5 (39:48):
I also thought, because I've been making tendory omelets. So
when you get tendory paste, you fry off your onions
in the tendery paste, then you put your egg on top.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
You could put tendery.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
Paste in the beans. Curried beans. Man, it just changes it.
It's like smoke.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Family.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
No, my friend Tim did it for us once and
he always carries his.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Beans, that's what they said about him. Does he carry it,
carries favored with this carried bean?

Speaker 2 (40:13):
It does.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
It's good stuff.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Plays it ends fletchforn and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Do you hear how Voorne just said the word especially
especially especially especially.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
It's like how I used to say, put your foot
down on the accelerator. At accelerator, I'll give you a brack.
I'm just drinking my espresso.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
So yesterday, yeah, yesterday, Oh my god, our house has
been a mess. And not just a mess, it's like dirty,
you know, like everything in the house a pig. We
are pigs living in a pig style, and no matter
how often we clean it, it's just keeps getting dirty
because all the dust and the you know, but anyway,
ending never ending, but it has ended, like all the

(40:53):
painting and standings finished, so we can start cleaning the place.
And I just yesterday got into one of those moods
and you'll know these and do it. And we're just
having a nice day and sudden we go. It's just
a missing here. Just everything is a mean.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
He hadn't previously said before that song that you were menstruating.
I would have.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Guessed, because I'm well versed the and the like something
changes in the air and then it goes a bit
cold Harry Potter, when the dementors show up and everything
starts freezing. Yeah, it's like that, and you're like and
you feel like chill, and then you're like, oh my god,
I know. And at the moment I can say to
my daughter's run and we're get out of it. But

(41:33):
soon they're gonna be on her team. They're going to
turn to you and be like and they're gonna run
from what daddy, and I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
For himself and.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Coming coming and those of hurry up and finish out
that that outside it's gonna building a moat around it.

Speaker 10 (41:52):
To you.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
Yeah, I was going to say, come take santry at mine,
but my cycle's back, so you know it's nowhere is
safe anyway. So I just decided. I did that thing
where I wasn't sure what I wanted to clean. I
just decided to start cleaning everything. And I was like, right,
I'm going to start doing this, and then I moved
and I was like, started sorting clothes, and then I
moved and then I was like that's oh, I'm sorry

(42:16):
that we live and I started flat.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
Anyway, so I just was like, I'm going to do it,
and I got all the deep cleaning products.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
I also, can I just pause and I do run
the gauntlet here? Wow.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
You may have remember just before she said we had eggs,
she had the eggs and baked beans for dinner. Yeah,
so that's that's quite a sort of like contrary to
the fact she said it's like living in a student
flat and then she has a student this constant contradiction
of terms. Yeah, seconds, it's Russian relifl it is frustion relate.

(42:51):
So I was like, right, the bathroom needs to do.
And the tiles were dusty, like all the cabinet was missing,
all the drawers were a shambles.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
The shower was dirty.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
I stripped naked and I got down on my hands
and my knees and I scrubbed it for with a
brush and I was scrubbing the glass.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
It was spotless.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
And I even emptied all of the vanity drawers, took
out everything Aaron stuff organized it through our empties organized.
I said, here's the refillables, here's this, here's that. Aaron
the other day said that the skin was looking at
bit dull. I put skincare in his drawer. It's all
sorted right. This thing was beautiful. I looked at the
toilet and I said, that's when I screamed. It's like
we live on a student plant. Anyway, everything was perfect.

(43:32):
I leave the now pristine bathroom and I go to
the kitchen. I think I filled up my water bottle
and then I was like, no, I need a pee.
I came back and I kid you not, there was
an empty toilet roll on top of the toilet. Like
I'm talking, I was away for fifteen seconds to have
a pee, use the last of the toilet paper, and
put the empty.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Roll on top of the toilet. A shaker? Is he?
What a shaker? I I Aaron pegged, But you know,
I wish he's got a bad bag. I'm a good boy.
I had him pinned as a shaker, not a deva.

(44:14):
He's a.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
From one deb to another.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
You don't want a better toilet paper? And on your tip,
I know he just had a little dead how wet
is it? It's just a cheap toilet paper and then
your paper meshing you blue and blue and vas arh

(44:39):
how dare you? Okay?

Speaker 5 (44:41):
So I just flapped and I was like, are you serious?
I like did that thing when I drank them? You know,
like when your dog peas and you shove their nose
into it, and you did. I did. I came and said,
look around, look at this place. It's pristine. That's a
and off I went anyway, and I was like.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
It's weird though that he is a growing man? How
old is he? Forty three? And he leaves a toilet
roll on top of it? Like this is your house?
Like put it in the bed. There's been right there.
I know, I know it's literally right there.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
Anyway, I was like, it's Tuesday and I'm already I
rate someone's message.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
And dabbing isn't good? Isn't it a shake? I can't
change to care a dab. We always stimen dab. But
it's fine because you can't shake anything. Yes you can.
I've done it before, like that shake your trip truck.

(45:33):
I want to know.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
It's Tuesdays today, It's Wednesday morning, seven forty in the morning.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
I would to know has your partner pissed you off
already this week? Yeah? What have they done?

Speaker 5 (45:42):
They do?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
What have they done? Feel free to have event just
in the last mid days. Yeah, I'll wait on hundred
dars at em as our number. That takes through nine
six nine Sex.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
It is Wednesday morning. Has your partner already pissed you
off this week?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Join Hailey, have a vent? Please all out? Wow? We
want to know if your partner has already passed you
off this week?

Speaker 5 (46:04):
Because I came in the bathroom tit to toe and
Aaron left a toilet roll about ten seconds later on
top of it.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
He's always doing do you've always? Yeah? It is a
pet peeve that and not only in the curtains, Hazel,
What has your partner done already this week to annoy you?

Speaker 10 (46:21):
So?

Speaker 1 (46:21):
A big one.

Speaker 11 (46:22):
I literally had pulled all the washing out yesterday, folded
into lovely piles, the kids, hobbies, mine.

Speaker 13 (46:30):
It was all placed on the bed.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Sorry, is this this is clean washing?

Speaker 11 (46:34):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (46:35):
Clean washing?

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (46:37):
Yeah yeah, clean washing, lovely big piles. You know, everyone
sorted out, folded, all done. Last night I went to
go and help him to bed, so it was all placed,
and I just asked him to go and put it away.
As I walked into the bedroom, he had nicely scooped
it all up and tracked it on the floor.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
You're already folded it. You might as well pull it away.
You've done the hard part, so Hazel. Yeah, sorry, close away,
I kill you.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
Oh my gosh, it's just those little things, you know. Yeah,
love must prevail all of these things.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Either you're going to say he put them on that
corner chair in the room. That's how you cheer. That's
how you don't have a cheer in the room because
that the floor halfway point to the wardrobe.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
All but cheer is supposed to be for fun. Yeah,
and instead we're using it just theile's clothing.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Yeah, Hazel, thank you.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
Some messages and so many people just needed a little thing.

Speaker 7 (47:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
I pissed my partner off by not getting up for
my run this morning, and the alarm woke them up
fifteen minutes before his own alarm.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Oh yep, h okay, that's quite a serious one. So
we're not going to touch on that.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Um My partner hasn't pissed me up, but Vaughn has
let me out of this ever since. He said a
few weeks ago that he has to put down the
window latchures so straight.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Now I have to do that too. Everyone trying to rest,
but debu boree. Now I have to put them flats.
Always your job in the morning, you always put the
window letchures flat. You can't have them sticking up.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Yeah, Aaron hates it too. Or when they're like on
different angles.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Oh, you know he's going to always do the same angles. Yeah,
the same angles.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
My husband and I got in a fight yesterday morning
at five through the em He thinks I'm too a
loud getting ready for the gym. I got a new
job and got super angry following a slow driver. Partner
told me to chill out. He's a truck in his
road rage is worse than mine. I only wanted to support,
not a lecture, right. Yeah, yeah, this is the thing
about You've got to know pragmatic Johnny one of my

(48:33):
good friends. I'll turn to him for advice. He's like
my Yoda. Yeah, I'll be like, what would you do
in this situation? And He's like, You've got to ask
them do they want a solution or do they just
want comforting? That's a sort of pragmatic approach.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
That. Wow, that's amazing. I got a fiery, irish belly
I wanted. Sometimes I want to I know exactly what
I should do, and I do the opposite.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Yeah, I got quite a few men straighters here, Okay,
al for ovaries have taken over the ear waves.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Yeah, also menstruting. So it makes sense.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
So I got upset the way partner this morning showed
absolutely beautiful, cute, gorgeous twenty month old more affectionated to
me when he left for work. My husband never kissed
me hello when I came from work yesterday. You know
that moment when you are when you are like I
am in the state, and they don't say hello immediate.
You're like, well, okay, well it's all over. That's the
evening done. And then he told her don't carry on

(49:22):
like that, like burst out crying menstruating.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
What's your problem is a fun thing to say to
a woman who's menstruating when you know she's minstreating.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
What's your problem?

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Geez, or even ge if you want tonight alone to
play PlayStation jeez, this was your problem.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
My partner pussed me off this week. He decided to
die two years ago. How very inconsidered it, really rude,
didn't think of me at all.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Plays Fleshborn and Haley play ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
He's been while since my dad told someone that he'd
get them a shout out.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
On the radio. I have never been here when this
is been. Yeah, I was freaking.

Speaker 13 (50:02):
So what is he doing?

Speaker 1 (50:04):
He started back up again?

Speaker 4 (50:05):
He's something he's started back up as shout outs business.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
He would do this. What is he getting a deal
on something? And well, my son's on the radio. Give
you a shout out, he'll give you and that will
kind of cover the discount. And it's always like it's
always like a moorns Will business, or like a transport
place or it's.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
Been he's aware that companies, Hey, my money.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
So this is he's saying it.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
I called him the other day and he's late because
he took I inherit in my grandfather's motorbike. I need
some work done and he said, I'll just take it
back to where it's always been service. They know the bike.
Oh yeah, so he's taking Phil's Motorcycle center. You don't
ride motorbikes quad bike?

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Oh okay, ye, cam Bake all right, going to say
we wouldn't let you on a motorbike. No, I wouldn't ride.
You're not a motorbike person. I'm it's to you're a
scooter person.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
But yeah, so he said he took the motorbike, and
Sam says to him, I listen to your son on
the radio every morning.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
And Dad said, I'll get your shirt out, shouting Sam's
Ronnie even because Dad said it's got to be between
seven thirty and seven. Now he's buying a window that's primetime.
That's primetime stuff. Yeah, And Dad said, go on, he's
going to get me a deal. And my mom's in

(51:28):
the background. They like, we don't know how good as
dealers because my mom is the wheeler and the dealer
of the family. Yeah, or Dad's free easy. He'll be like, yeah,
I'm getting a deal.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
And someone will be like like a toobsent off or
something yeah, or like a free valve cat for the time,
oh yeah, key ring yeah, places number on it, and
he'll be like, well, look at this deal I got.
I was like, Dad, that's not a good deal. But
my mom's the wheeler dealer. She's like, you got to
get there, you got to get the deal. You got
to be told the deal before you.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Agree to the deal. Yeah, sure, she's a wheeler dealer.
And Dad's like, not a little bit, it'll be all good.
So Sam from.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Phil's Motorcycle Center and morinsl runs the place, right does
it always?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
So now, what's the deal? What are we getting for
this mention? What do we get?

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Mom says?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
And Mom was like, don't agree to it till you
know the deal. But then Dad's like, come on, and
he's my dad, so I can't really be like, yeah,
this is this is the entirety of it, right, a
meta shout out about it's a break about shout outs,
but in turn mentioned in the shout out, thus giving
the shout out that yeah, okay, but I get to
do a shower. That wasn't the first time real when

(52:32):
he I don't know how he did it.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
He might have been talking about somebody to do with
farming and meal came up, and then I mentioned where
Dad gets it from, and he was like, got your
shout out?

Speaker 1 (52:42):
He said to them post got your shout out, and
I was like that you didn't get anything out of it.
Here's a ton of ton of free feed for the
cows are and thereas he's giving out these deals, you
gotta be there's got to be a It's like he's
an Instagram influencer posting about something, but he hasn't got
the product. I got the product free bees.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Yeah, or he's like one of those ones that goes
on holiday and post they're getting it all for free,
but they're not shout out for.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Some free bees. But there's nothing for free off. I
just free bees.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
I was like, just the bees and just seeing big
Guyn used to have a big guy but doesn't have
a be.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
If he got a discount, I've been worth it. Yeah, big,
that's all I'll say. Okay, well shout mums told him
he's not allow to keep doing this. Dad stop milking, Dad,
stop milking cows. So he's got a bit more free
time on his hands. So that's why I think he's
doing all the socializing with people.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
And that's why I think we're seeing Ian's shoutouts, shout outs.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
I love this, So who you shouting out? Give it
a nice clean shout out.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Shout out to Sam from Fell's Motorcycle and they got
branches out with you, Sam, And I don't know, but
it's going to be okay, yeah, tell.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
You I remember that the That was the other one
that he did recently, the home Kill Place, because good
bloody Ross, I thought so much, man's you poo poo
home kill mans because it's quite it's too strong for
it too strong for.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Why is it stronger in the last half hour you've
seen my eggs two week of my months. Too strong.
You just can't get it right for a good balance.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
So this fussy b I over there play flesh.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
So okay, this is my partial refund question that we
didn't have time to get to on yesterday's show.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
It was supposed to be the last break of your
Day show. We did blew over because Taylor Swift did
a five minute thirty song yeap, and we kept yelling
at him fader out. No, I wouldn't fa Taylor tuesdays,
you wouldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Here we are today with the question. So I went
to the zoo waiting. By the way, the zoo is
so great. I have not been. I hadn't been. We win,
like defeate a giraffe, but then we left. We didn't
go around the whole zoo like maybe that would have
been like eight years ago. Hey, yeah, yeah, I mean
because you were like, oh, go and do something.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
The zoo.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Don't know he's taking the zoo now, but he did
the whole round. Did the whole thing? Wow, someone's jealous. Yeah,
what was it your zoo? I feel like, when did
you always go with your kids? Because didn't you go past.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
When we left closer? Yeah, well we were gifted and
then your past and I made the most out. We're
a little bit further away now though. I was just like,
I was like, if you were ever having a bad day.
I wasn't having a bad day, but if you ever
were zoo.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
How expensive is it for a local?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
So it was twenty four dollars for a local. And
if you're not from all closed school holidays, well no
not anymore?

Speaker 10 (55:43):
Na.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
What well you've got kids? Are they at school or not?

Speaker 10 (55:47):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (55:48):
They have been missing during the day. I just assumed
they were in the coal line because it was.

Speaker 6 (55:54):
Good.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
It was empty.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
My friend, I just walking around saw the tiegs. There's
a tiger cub. It's it's like nine months. Are they devils?

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:05):
You see them? My favorite ilet favorite. I love them.
I want to go to feed when I probably kind
of would lie to because they're not like cute like
the cartoon tesman divils.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Yeah, they are more lovable and more rows like a
fat ras massive.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
But that took a while because we were looking for
it and I wanted to see the Tasmanion divil and
it was like must have been wandering around behind me
span out in and I was like, you know, I
the lead singer of Corn. I saw the kiwi and the.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Dark and I wasn't.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
I don't believe you because I've never seen the key.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Was it right at the back or up close to
the glass keys? I want to go to the zoo
in the bons with the big pink bottoms.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
Yeah, that's the monkey you hear because my friend lives
in Point Shief and you hear it like he's going crazy?

Speaker 4 (57:02):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (57:03):
I don't know, hawl monkey the Irish singer. Yeah, because
you're listening clearly. It was amazing. I was like a kid.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
And all the staff for Lovely the Elephant, Yes, and
that goes to Adelaide. The lady was talent because you
know they're volunteers and they love to tell you all
about the zoo, what's going on the Corn of the zoo.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Does she have any word on what? But I think
it's for a little bit longer getting there was a
polar beer back in the day. We don't talk about it.
I think that's with the seals. Yes it was. There's
my second guy where it was because it was in
a ball right at the top of the train.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
It looked real.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Four feasts. I love one of those. Okay, so I
had a great time. Did you see the what are
the big rodents from South America that ride alligators? The
quack no.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Capa bara capy, I think so, yeah, yeah, So I'm
just going to keep asking if you saw so see
the giant tortoise? Yes, the parent have you seen giant
tortoises hump? I've seen that giant tortoise hump.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
And he goes, yeah, this is great. The stuff were
all great. Everyone was love it. Everyone was like talkative
and it was great.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
But I'm wondering where his partial refun's coming from. And
then it sounds like he's had a great day.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Here's where I'm asking for a possible, like slight small refund,
because you know, the chaos was shut when we leave,
because it was the end of the day. I didn't
see the porcupine. It was like hiding and there was
no porcupine. And I was really excited because I've never
seen a porky pork pine. I'm wondering if they even
have a porcupine, because anymore a drag queen hedgehog. You've

(58:52):
seen that before? I just imagined and dragged.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Yes, this has got longer here in the.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
The sign did say not to ernal, but I could
see where it would normally, and I was looking behind
the log all around. I was looking in the mud.
They were like footprints and stuff. I was like, did
the stuff like print those themselves? So you want to
make it? You want.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
To give you a little bit of cents because that's
just inconvenient because there's no five cent coins now.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
You want them to get They removed it from the zoo.
I'd be like, I've seen the shibbit. What's that? That
cat with the long legs, that's the hard one to
spot it? You see the cheetah?

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Yes, some one?

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Do you want to read them for you worrying about
seeing them? I've seen a pokepon in real life?

Speaker 11 (59:42):
What was it?

Speaker 13 (59:42):
Like?

Speaker 1 (59:42):
I thought we saw one when we're in at.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
That might have been an a kidney because I was,
and I haven't seen a pokemon. I would remember that Vorn.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Look at the dog.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
This dog attacked to porcupine and all the needles got
stuck in its mouth.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
That's what I want to see.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
That's a little baby get along the long third rushing
the dog. Maybe that guy who had porcupine quills in
his lungs.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Or see, that's cool. I would have seen a porcupin.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Shouldn't not porcupines? You definitely don't speak them. I'll just
look at the video.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Cool. They are quite a cool out of mind. I'm
sure there's somewhere like on the terms and conditions that
like you're not guaranteed to see the animals, right. Someone
said I went to the other way raft the giraffes.

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
Someone said they went to Aucklands the other week, got
to hold one of the porcupine spikes and was able
to see one of.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
The portpines just before we went back to sleep.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
So's there, Okay, so it's actually not.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
On the star. Then I did get to touch your
rangueting here what the lady had a big strand of
a ranguting you reached in.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
I was like, you know, there enclosures around and stuff.
It's good stuff. You wait long enough, you almost guarantee
see one playing with itself.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Low it's fred Land the woman. It's actually probable. And
that's whenever I see this argument for.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
The Yeah, if I've got nothing to do and it's
sonny and I'm outside and who cares if someone's watching,
I'll go give me five minutes and I'm at it,
which is monkeys, aren't we play?

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Zidim's Fleshborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
I just extended a thanks to my colleague Haley Sprowl,
who filled up my water bottle for me.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
I don't I'm a bit of a Dumbo, though it
took me a while to realize that because mine pops off,
his twists off and I was there pulling it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Yeah, yeah, it's just you know, Curtis. But Curtis is okay,
lovely thinking all the people that have been sending me
phonos of the porcupines at all Klands, I'm pretty hey,
show me that they're actually real and that they do exist.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
We also need to book a trip to the Australian
Reptile part just out of Sydney, where I've been promised
I'd be able to hold a Tasmanian Devil.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
I wouldn't even mind for me because I love you.
I love them so much. Photo during the next song
of the Tasmania Devil.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Because you know, we've been kind of soft pitching, h
semi pitching for a show Tasmania, haven't we.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
I'll just go anywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
You want to.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Come on, Bogsy, we're here, just sitting here anyway. It's fine.
Now now I have prefaced this.

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
I have prefaced it by very explicitly saying that I
think this is toxic behavior.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
What are you showing him a photo of?

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Yeah, that's what I love. That's that's how how stab
I want to go to.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
I want to go to Melbourne Zoo because you know,
quality is not qualis. Qualas are my favorite animals. Yeah,
I want to go about Melbourne Zone. Okay, anyway, just
any zoo.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
I'll go to any zoo.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
Now that's refreshed itself, and I didn't want that to
happen one moment. Please call her anyway. This is a toxic,
toxic behavior. If you ever want to have a little
snooper de doop de into your partner's phone, which we
do not condone hear it if they at No, okay,
we do not condone it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
But do you just look for their pen number? I
don't know their pin number.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
How's the other way you get into an iPhone face ID? Yeah,
and then anyone's like, oh, you just hold their phone
up to their face while they're sleeping, and you're like
that doesn't always work.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Like my phone doesn't even work sometimes when I wake up,
Like how insulting is that? Like my own phone is
like you look that you look so puffy this morning.
I don't even know it's you. Yeah, So what this
person on TikTok has suggested that you do?

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
And we again are not condoning this, as I would say,
say you're my boyfriend, Flett, Yeah, cast everything you know aside,
and then in some world you and I.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Have fallen in love and we're dating. Good lord, Okay, well.

Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
It's not that outrageous that someone want to be with me, right,
And I would go I'm already argue like a radio couple.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
I would just sit here and awkwardly go through it.
I guess wait for the impending divorce should actually try this.
Let's try this.

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
I'm going to go, my god, my darling. I love
your face so much. I take photo of you, a
photo of your.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Fats okay, and you're getting right in close to take
your up close photo. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
And now I've got a photo of your face. And
now you're away from your phone, give me your phone.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
You're in the shower. You're in the shower, okay, and
I'm zooming in your face. You took a live photo.

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
Yeah, a live photo, and so you press on it, okay,
and I'm gonna swipe up on yours and I'm gonna
go face, swipe up for face ID and.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Then you've got to hold hold down. You've got to
hold the live photo. So it's live, okay, hang on,
swipe up. Well, so your thumbs in the way of
my face, well you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
Sit it, hold down, hang on, so I'm live photogg
swipe up for face.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
I d yeah, I didn't think this would work. I
assume this had mean trialed. Here we go, Yeah, this
is what the girl on TikTok. Did it work? And
because it's a live photo, the face is moving yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, right,
and the unlocks. Yeah, it just means that might because.

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
You feels like this, you know, the screams of Shannon's haags.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
This was Shon's, but she said she didn't want her
magician boyfriend tuning in and hearing that she had this
one up her sleeves. Yeah, because she said it wouldn't
reflect well on it. Shannon, this didn't work.

Speaker 5 (01:05:16):
We've seen it on taktok.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
We've seen it, seen it, we saw it at this show.
We respect the tenses, the tenses. I've seen the sword.
I saw.

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
Look, someone's doing it on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Couple people have done it on TikTok. I did my
research on the phone.

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
Yeah, I know, I did you just take a bad
life photo? Yeah, maybe it could be that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Me is the problem, but that's just crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
So you would take a photo of my face and
then hold it as a live photo and then you
just I think like they had one of their phones
down on the desk and held it like that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
And it worked. That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
That's now. Now, Please respect the privacy of your partner.
It is not your phone to go through. I have
no right being in there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
I want to know if anybody's ran into problems. Now,
with a new update where you can individually face or
password apps on the iPhone, so your photos, you can
make it, you know, face ID to open. Yeah, ye,
banking apps and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
Yeah, I one of my banking apps, I think I
open with my face.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Yeah, which I guess is they felt more Secureah yeah,
But this is you can make anything on your phone
open with your face is hold hold it down and
then you can be like lock really have I got this?
So if I went into my updated app.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
Facebook, hold down require face, I d yeah, far apart.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
I can't see it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
There are some apps I'm gonna add to.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
That feature plays it ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Fact of the Day, day day, day, day, Do.

Speaker 13 (01:07:02):
Do do?

Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
Do?

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Dude?

Speaker 10 (01:07:07):
Do?

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Ulys Everest week at Fact of the day and today's
fact about Mount Everest is the top of Mount Everest,
the summit, the tippity top, the part that people want
to reach so badly they line up in a sort
of an atmospheric condition that is literally trying to kill you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Yeah, the death signe.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
The minute you enter, everybody's like, no, I'm not gonna
last long up here, even with oxygen.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
How long do they wait in that line to get
to the top. And do you have a set amount
of like you've got two minutes to take a photo
and to be like, I've got a flag, and then
you get out of them again the top and then yeah,
but that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
Apparently now people have died, people have died and waiting
in that queue, yeah, and also squeezing back past them
you're on a leech.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
People, you know how bad it is.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
Even when you're in a queue and you're like, I've
got to get out of this, and you'll excuse me,
you're trying to and you've got all your big puffy
clothing oxygen tanks so you don't die in ice x.
But the type of Mount Everest is gray limestone. That's
the type of stone it is about. No U thinking
of lime chip, I am thinking of lime chip yep limestone,
but soft, the same as the caves limestone caves. Yeah,

(01:08:19):
which if you're not about it, it means that once
by a time that was on the bottom of the
ocean floor. Why it's also got embedded marine invertebrate fossils
in it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
So you could be waiting in that line, just chipping
away at the ice line looks and there's a scollop shell. Yeah, Yeah,
there's an old trilobite canna, Yeah, poking through. So I
googled how long ago and that the sea floor was
that pushed up one event Orgelians. I mean, it's some
massive events.

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
Yes, okay, it was the sea floor four hundred and
seventy million years ago. It was on the sea floor
seventy four million years ago, four hundred and seventy so
nearly half a.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Billion years ago. It was on the sea floor.

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
How I get up that high plates?

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
The plates pushed it and they kept pushing and it
just kept going up and up and up and up
and up and up.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
And when you squeeze a pimple and it gets worse.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
I love when you get a stringy pimple. It's great
to say, but it is really that's pimple. Yeah, it's
more of a blackhead thing.

Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Yeah, I had a professional to do mine.

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
Casey does them and every now and then she'd be like, oh,
it was a snake, and I'm like, yes. Black heads
and this is also very goods are usually are the
best ones because they look it's nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
And they don't spaghetti.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
They go thick and they go like a little worms
perking its head out from under your skin.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Shannon is suggesting that we do this for final rankings.
Types of pimples to squeeze, I know, but the.

Speaker 5 (01:09:52):
Under ones, God, the demons at squeeze them and nothing
comes out.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
About a mirror squirter though. That's up there just for
it's gross. Yeah, jury yuk, Yeah, you're yuck, you're yuk. Yeah,
what who is all of us?

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
Somebody said, watch fourteen peaks on Netflix if you loving,
I have watched that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
That's phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Summit's fourteen the world's the highest peaks in Asia, which
are all in somewhere in the Himalayas on one climbing season. Wow,
it's mind blowing. And now I follow that dude on Instagram.
He's nuts, He's phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
No one like him. Ah. So yeah, that's that's that's
today's fact that they about maneuver. That's the tippy top
of man.

Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
Ever, so the highest point above sea level on this
beautiful blue and green marble of ours, hurdling through.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
Space, was once without insignificant lives.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
On our insignificant short over and over in the click
of the fingers lifespan, where we think we might make
a world of difference, but we're nothing but dust, but.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
A little bit of difference.

Speaker 5 (01:10:58):
I mean, right now we're making difference to people's days
by helping them to laugh out louder with Fletchborne and
Hailey here it's it M take us where if you
go on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
I mean, I don't. I don't really know. NOWE now
that this piece of dust is topped off a couple
of KPIs we're more significant. We're more significant. Capitalism is
to be believed.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
So today's fact of the day is the the highest
point on earth was once the seafloor.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do doo Dooo.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Dude play Ms.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Fletch Vorn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Plays Ms.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Fletchborne and Hailey M.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
A sixteen year old boy had been naughty and he done.
What had he done? What had he done? He's seen it,
he's seen it. Had he done? That's correct?

Speaker 6 (01:11:59):
He what did he do?

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
What had he done? Is fine? He had done? What
had he done? That's what I said. It sounded weird,
it did, but it's not wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
He hadn't really done much. He hadn't do dude much.
He didn't do much wrong at all. The mother re
enforced to rule in the house that no lockdoors. Sixteen
year old son not ever locked your door?

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Were there people over? Was there a girl over? Nothing?
I think it's important for kids to have privacy.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
Yeah, you can check on them, but they shut the
door and they lock and you open your like, is
all good.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
But what if he's smoking cannabis in there? Yeah, I
don't know if that was or the door was shut,
like you're allowed to privacy.

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
The door was locked and there was music playing, and
so she was like, I'm going to give it to you.
This music is too loud. Okay, right, So she goes
around the other side to the window of this boy's room,
where it is revealed that maybe he has popped out
just to so greet some friends.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Oh okay, so right.

Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
I never snuck out of my house. But when I
lived so far away from town, I was the country kid,
so that it was poiltless. Yeah, where would I go?
And two I just would never. I just would never ever.
And my appearance gave me like a good curfew. When
I was sixteen seventeen, like midnight. Yeah, when I was
going out, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Sixteen, I know the things. I was only a few
years away for one of your girls.

Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
Yeah, I had to be on the shoe bus the
twelve oh five back to Eastbourne. And if I wasn't
on their hell to pay. So I never snuck out
because I.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
Had good leash. Good Midland canceled another bus. Momro I
just stay in town. Mum. I was just trying to
get to the bus and turn up. But the next one,
of course, that was one drinking moderation, of course, and
she was just tired.

Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
Because that was in the Scenario'm sixteen, so I even
had a drink. Yeah, okay, I was on the twelve
oh five because the next bus was one fifty and
that was late. That was and I caught that once
or twice as a teenager and boy oh boy, yeah,
I was in the shed anyways. The rule in the
house is no locked doors. She went to say good night,

(01:14:17):
but music was playing because he was doing it as
an astratation went around the other side.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
He is not in there.

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
He is snuck out as punishment for him sneaking out
of the house.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
And this is what's gone viral.

Speaker 5 (01:14:27):
Yeah, the door was removed, not only like reinforcing the
non open thing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Yep, the door was I've heard I heard of some
parents doing this and it was the thing on like
some TV shows and movies, right, but I never knew
of anyone actually doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:42):
Yeah, no, two weeks, no door, two weeks, no door
two weeks and as a sixteen year old boy, that
is not good door.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Did they say something like a door is a privilege
in a a rite.

Speaker 8 (01:14:55):
Like that?

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
Also, I paid for that door.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
That's my door, not your door. Yeah yeah, and I
take it off until you pay for the door. I'll
do what I want.

Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
We want to know what is what was the go
to punishment that your parents would enforce when you're a teenager.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
This sounds just coming. I think we'll get the ball
rolling with that. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
The law changed halfway through my childhood, so mum went
from smacking us with the wooden spoon to.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Throwing a cold glass of water in our faces.

Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
Pushment didn't matter where we were, and on the toilet
should come out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
That's amazing, that's quite funny. It's still a sault like
people have been charged for assault for throwing like buckets
of water over people?

Speaker 6 (01:15:38):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Is that a thing?

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
Buckets of blood? Only those protests that took blood on
people got done. Maybe if the water hits you from
a height.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
The legal definition of assault is very wide. It covers
any situation where you intentionally apply forcing. It's another person's body, right,
so you could No one's going to really wrap mom
up for throwing a glass of water in your face? Yeah, no,
it can. It says here. Even tossing water at someone
can be regarded as assault because it's classified as harmful touching.

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
Okay, crazy, okay to each the bright's will. Do you
think I was even going to charge my brown mum
with AsSalt for a glass?

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Yeah? That's firir enough. Okay, Well, fear of God in you?

Speaker 11 (01:16:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
I wait a hundred dalls at im as our number
would love to hear from me this morning. You can
text through nine six nine six. What was your parents
go to means of punishing? Yeah, when you were a teenager, no,
Wi fi would be a big one, like it would
be big now as a teenager turning out the internet.
Maybe you're grounded. I wish I got these things.

Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
Mine was the god awful silence of my mother for
a couple of weeks and disappointment.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
I'll wait hundred dars at him nine six nine six.
What was your parents go to punishment?

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
We would like to know the go to punishment of
choice from your parents when you were a kid, A teenager.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Yeah, a mum's gone viral because she's taken a bedroom
door off.

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
Two weeks no door, Yeah, sixteen year old boy, he.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Was sneaking out Courtney. Your dad would take a door off.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
He would, yep.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
So what like, what would the punishment?

Speaker 10 (01:17:13):
You know?

Speaker 7 (01:17:13):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
What did you do to deserve that?

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:17:16):
So he always had a rule that if you slam
a door three times, I'll take the door okay pretty much.
So I was angry and I was like, hey, well,
I'm not going to slam my bedroom door because i
don't want to be without a bedroom door. So I'll
go and off climb the bathroom door for the main
bathroom of the house.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:17:35):
I slammed it once and he was like that's one,
and I'm like, sure is and then slammed it again
and I was like, yep, that's two, and here it
comes three, and I slammed it and he literally walked
up the stairs with tools and took the bathroom door
for two weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
Wait wait, just like you didn't just like slam it
on multiple occasions. You stood there and slammed it three
times in a row.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Yeah. Was this just your bathroom and the siblings or
did they have another bathroom? Nope?

Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
No, So it was like the main bathroom of the house. Wow,
how are we going to go to the bathroom? And
he's like, I've seen all yours, I've seen all yours bits. Yeah, yeah,
there's when I'm in there. Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Oh did you slam any doors after that? Courtney?

Speaker 6 (01:18:29):
Maybe, but didn't hit like the streamer you're mad?

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
You get one amazing time?

Speaker 6 (01:18:38):
Was like the agression that I did.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
Yeah, it was like a subtle slam.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Yeah, Courtney, thank you Anonymous. What was the unusual punishment
that you had to endure?

Speaker 6 (01:18:52):
Wawning?

Speaker 13 (01:18:54):
When I was younger, I was a bit of a
screamer and a little bit you know, noisy, and my
mum used to lock me out of the house, and
then if we'd go, like let's say church or something,
if I was noisy there as well, she would also lock.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Lucky didn't give.

Speaker 6 (01:19:16):
I wasn't necessarily screaming.

Speaker 13 (01:19:18):
At church, but I was just playing very loudly with
a big imagination, right, And she was.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
Just I'm just going to lock you outside?

Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
How long.

Speaker 13 (01:19:27):
Put me outside until I'd stopped screaming and playing on
the door.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
I love that. I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
I mean she should be pashing because playing loudly with
a big imagination is how much churches start.

Speaker 6 (01:19:38):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Yeah, she should have been encouraging it with your own
thank you some messages in My parents tried to take
my door off because I'd slammed it. But Dad couldn't
get it off.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
He tried for three hours, and I was just like
so degrading.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
To the poor guy because the hinges and the pen
had rusted or something painted over.

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
Oh my god, that would be that would annoy you
so much.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
The stores coming off. I just nail. I just nailed
the door to the wall. Ye you no, you can't
close up.

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
We had soap on a rope. It never got used.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
Until we swore, and then it got pushed in our
mouth and then they hold our jawshut and just pull
it out by the.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
Even soap on a road. That's great, because I was
as hard to hold.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
A whip, but soap. That was because that was a punishment.
If you swore, you wash, your mouth was filthy.

Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
If we were allowed at the dinner table, we were
sent outside in the dark to eat with the pigs.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
We had no pigs. What they said that there were
some roaming There were roaming pigs. Oh my god, just
sit outside with wild pigs and eat quietly. So I
has to track the wild Keep your ticks coming in
nine six nine six, eight hundred dollars at m we'll
get to more of those necks.

Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
You go to punishments when you were a teenager from
your parents. Someone took the door off of a sixteen
year old boys room. Great age to not have a.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Or no, and it's a bit of a tactic that
parents are using.

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
Yeah, this would have been like as a teenager, I
mist behaved. I was being very naughty. One week it
was mufty day at school, and my mom and dad
hid all my cool clothes. So I had a choice.
I wore ugly clothes or uniform to school on mufty Day.

(01:21:25):
You got uniform, went ugly clothes.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
You'd go ugly clothes. Oh god, that is genius from
the parents. It's so funny, and because you would know
the cool clothes because they would have begged you for
weeks for the Yeah. Yeah, and they'll wear them all
the time. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:42):
Mum came at me with the plastic spatula as per
usual for a spack.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Yeah, one day, back in the day, back in the day,
to defend myself with a pan. It's like a kitchen
like a shield.

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
But anyway, she won and I got a whack. Anyway,
so I had a crying and I punched a window,
smashed it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Big a teenager again.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
Yeah, we took our daughter's door off, told her if
you slam it one more time, you're going to lose
it until you move out of home.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Oh, I shouldn't do that again.

Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
My parents made me stand in the doorway at three
in the morning holding two books in the air above
my head as punishment.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
As punishment, one was a Bible three in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
They may have got home late, right, Yeah, Like, stand
there and shut yourself with the Book of the Lord.

Speaker 5 (01:22:31):
If it was if I swore it was a tablespoon
of mustard powder.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
I can remember getting mustard. Was it for swearing mustard powder?

Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
Yeah, when you had that spicy stuff yeah, kind of
like the cinnamon challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Yeah, yeah, yuk.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
Mum was always threatening you wait till your father here
about here's about this. I was the only girl and
I one day I pucked up the carriage. I said,
piss off, Karen, Dad ain't gonna do shit. I'ma's only
baby girl.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Oh my god, the chowd wow. Dad would disconnect things
from under the bottom of my car technically his he
had paid for it. Yeah, so you couldn't go anywhere. Yeah,
I just couldn't go anywhere. That is brilliant. Yeah, my
dad used to do this.

Speaker 5 (01:23:16):
Someone they were Dad would threaten us with the crack
of a leather belt.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
My dad did it. Never hit us with the belt.
I remember that. You'd go just unbuckle and crack it
like that, and so you called it out quite sexy.
Nah not yeah, I know that, and then had to
kind of go and then but then he walked away.
He was trying to put it back in. But this
person said that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
So one day me and my brother decided we buried,
and we buried.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
His belt in the backyard.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
Somebody out said they got smacked with about that when
it had bird and broider and what was it called
you and boss and the patterns and had a bird
and when you got smacked with about the bird would
leave a mark. Different times maybe yeah, maybe like a
like a like a different time. You wouldn't have a
fan tail on your belt. I love a fan tab butt.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
It's on a belt.

Speaker 5 (01:24:04):
Some parents used to make them and their sister hug
a fence post until the dad decided they hugged it
for long enough and they could come inside rain or shine.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
That's good. I knew someone if they were arguing with
their sibling and they got put in a big jumper
back to back and then they just had to like
walk around and sort out their problems, they would changed together.

Speaker 7 (01:24:22):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
So I said, I got caught sneaking out at thirteen
and my window got nailed shut or nailed shut. Wow,
something you would do nailing it shut? Yeah, I'd be like,
there's a fresher in that room. Now I won't have
to clean get moldy. Yeah, but we get on them.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
They can so far. It always must be pushed down,
always down, alwayways flat, always flat. Oh, there's so many,
there's so many. Oh wow, we just parents having fun.

Speaker 4 (01:24:52):
Our door to keep slamming doors and I said, you
do that one more time, you're going to lose your door.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
And she said, you wouldn't do that. So we didn't
take the door off. We put a flap in it
and she had to go in and out the flap and.

Speaker 3 (01:25:03):
Those big dog that's good stuff. Yeah, it's still not privacy,
but it's degrading. Everybody gonna put in their hands and
knees and crawl.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
Through see see you later. Actually, I don't have to
stop you there. That's copyrighted a very good friend of mine.
She's already sued me twice. If you could maybe get
her to drop her litigious action, that would be great.
Tell her I'll review her five stars. Yeah if she
does the same for this problem. Yeah yeah, and then
she tells all her friends and if you're listening, maybe
give it give it five stars as well.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
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