Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 31st October 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Fleshahn and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at Macafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Play Flee, Thorn and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Thanks briand good morning. Welcome to the show. Fletch, vawn
Ed Hailey. Watch those myth lollies? Actually found one? I
think I found one the ratland about in my car. Right.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
We're in for an electric show, so.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
You've got to go for some premium rap lolly wrapped, yeah,
some good chocolate, some Cadbury favorites, yeah, you know, pre wrapped.
They go, They work a treat, don't they.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Imagine if you were trickle treading and they whipped out
a basket full.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Of Linden balls.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Oh my, that's nice.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I think that's what happens when you go trickle treading
in the rich areas. Lovely. The top six is coming
up to Neden Vaughan is getting a monopoly. Yeah, whose
own thought? Who thought that they needed that? What are
you jealous that Moronsville doesn't have one?

Speaker 6 (01:04):
It would just be all the cows having all of
the things, all of the ones you collected with the cows.
The Presbyterian Church Cow teamed up with the information center Cow,
some of the cow next.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
To the top pub. The top pub would be the
biggest one on the or would that be the New
World Maybe that's a very good question. The whole board
to be we could I could put this to the
Morrosville meeting that we have make it out of cardboard
and craft one of your teacher only days. Well at
the top six chance cards and dneda monopoly. Oh great, yeah, okay,

(01:43):
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Listen out for the activator.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Next on the show, I just want to say, we
have a sheet in front of us and it's sort
of maps out what we're going to talk about on
the show. In this first break here at six oh seven,
Shannon's Gay Sheep Farm.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
When you weren't here, Shannon pitched a story for the
show today and both of us went, that's so stupid.
If you really want to do it on the show,
you can talk about it.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
So next on the show, Shannon's Gay Sheep Farm.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I look forward to hearing about Yah. As you grew
up in A five, you must know all about the
gay sheep.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Do you know later in the show, we've been promised
to Shannon's hack as well.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Jesus play z ms Pleasborn and Hailey Cross.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Now to the producers booth to enjoy a tale from
Shannon Trum about a gay sheep farm.

Speaker 7 (02:43):
Yes, world first, okay?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Is that?

Speaker 7 (02:46):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (02:46):
Yes, yes, yes, I've taken notes for this. I'm taking
this seriously, okay. I also don't want to be read
for filth, so I've got my facts straight.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (02:54):
So eight percent of sheep?

Speaker 8 (02:55):
Okay, wow, some research by.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Eighteen I don't.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
How do you know that? You don't know that. I
don't know. You don't know. How did this even pop
up on your radar?

Speaker 7 (03:19):
TikTok?

Speaker 5 (03:22):
So sheep homosexual texts fault.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
The world is getting sold sexual behavior and sheep is
a Wikipedia Articleterial domestic sheep ovis aries ye as the
only species of mammal except for humans, that exhibits exclusive
homosexual behavior exclusive. About ten percent of rams males refuse
to mate with US females, but do readily mate with
each other.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
What about each other. There they ram each other. Kailie Jane's.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
All rams demonstrated least some so homosexual behavior.

Speaker 7 (03:57):
So my steps are my steps are subtle, it's a
bit more.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I have zero idea. But also when you've got a sheep.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Farm, you don't keep the rams right.

Speaker 8 (04:08):
Okay, what this whole study is, let's point to this
is gay sheep.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Killed all the time. Halles cry.

Speaker 8 (04:18):
Gay sheep get killed all the time because they're not
doing what the farmers want.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
And this is really sad hate cry.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
Male sheep tend to get killed more because you'll knock
the nuts off them early. There's carstration and tailing day
where you put a rubber ring on their balls and
you cut off their tails so.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
They don't get awful life.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
And then like they'll keep them for a while, but
then they always go to the works. There's like lamb
because if you leave the balls on an animal, yeah
that you intend to eat.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
The testosterone spoils the meat. Oh I hate that.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
And so you're going to get them young, So you
knock the tail and the balls off them and then
you give them another few months and then they're ready
for market, and then you send them to the meat
work so often males don't survive. That's why I've never
seen two rams as I believe Haley put it scientifically
bumming each other.

Speaker 7 (05:05):
Wow, it happens a lot.

Speaker 8 (05:06):
And this guy called Michael Stouchie or something right German,
he has created the world's first gay farm. So there's
twenty one rams and he has getting them all together
and he now has a charity. This is charity called
Rainbow Wool, and he makes kay beanies.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
So when you were a beanie, you know that it's
made from the wall of a gay sheep.

Speaker 8 (05:31):
Yeah, and they diet like rainbow. Oh and we're that's Germany.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Michael German. Okay, I'm going to be honest. I had
no idea that so many of them were gay.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Or so the bicy take it all back. They do
a bit with everyone.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
Yeah, but I think they still get killed a little.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Oh my god, there's a hate crime exactly.

Speaker 8 (05:52):
But Michael Stouscie is I found his name is Okay, Well.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
He's doing the gods. He's got the first game.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
That depends on what God. Some of them don't like it.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
I don't think the Christian God is loving this gay farm.

Speaker 7 (06:09):
But yeah, Rainbow Wool best charity in the world. I
want to get a part of.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
This, I.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Reckon, there's heaps of other bit of charities. I've absolutely
enjoyed that.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
And who's your Who's your charity tonight on Celebrity Treasure Island.
Thank you so much for asking me.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
And I am here fighting.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Sorry, I'm here fighting for Rainbow Wool, which is the
world's first. Sorry, really passionate about this, the first gay farm.
My charity was the ron on the Gold House.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
But like strew them.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Want to know sheep can bum other sheep. I think
all sheep should be freedom bum whoever they want. But
other sheep, you know what if they want to come
goats and should be like because they look the same,
it's fine. What like lay down and get bummed. What

(07:07):
a fantastic story from you. You I had real idea
something the sexuality was so riful about sheep, gay sheep
and by sheep. And you know we're all going to
be for this going forward, aren't we? We are? You
can be looking on the lookout.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
When I'm driving through the sheep country. Look, I'm going
to be looking.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Why do gay sheep look a certain way? Next on?
Because I've got these massive things that hang between the
legs that the females don't have bowls.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Fledgeborn and Hailey, someone was driving.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
This comes with a trigger warning for you, Hailey.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
I seen a voice note to everybody works on the
show except I said, Hailey, this is your foreworn that
the story contains an M O T H. Could I
pop out because I want you to know that this
is a possible biody.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
So I was driving to work, just not too far
down the road from home, and I've got I don't
mean to like rub in everybody's face how well I'm doing.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
But my Suzuki Jimney has applely a play. Wow, it's
called car play. Okay, Apple can't play?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah? Oh yeah, air plays where you can play it.
I mean every car these days, it's news.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Carson thirteen, MASD three has Apple.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (08:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
All what I'm saying is I'm doing quite well for myself.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Okay, right, Okay. I believe I was the first member
of my family to actually my sister's six nine. Anyway, anyway,
she's doing quite well for car. She's doing well for herself,
quite well for herself. Actually, my brother probably had a
car that had it before, so he's doing quite well
for you were.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
The last sibling, and it makes me feel like doing
the worst and the worst of my family. Lucky on
my parents' favorite, I'll say that much. So I'm driving
it Tipics Center car play, and then all of a sudden.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
What I'm listening to not not sit in the radio? Yeah,
there's the or I heart radio was No, No, it
was the radio because when you plug in your well,
my situation is when I plug in the plug in,
mind's bluetooth? Can you bluetooth can't play? What do you
mean if everyone can blue Bluetooth can play? You literally
got your car a few years ago.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
I guess I'm doing well for myself.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Actually not doing well for him. I can bluetooth my phone,
but that's a different connection.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
No, No, my car play is Bluetooth wild Now mine's
not my God, he's got a card. He's got a card.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
It's Bluetooth. You're not doing.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
A brand new that cost under city well at the time,
brand new, a brand new car under thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
I'm not asking too much of it.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
So I'm listening to the radio, old school frequency modulated
one a FM z M, and I'm laughing at luder
at the replay. Yeah, it stops playing the radio and
I'm like, what's happened?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
And it's up on my screen. It has gone from
the main screen, which shows a bit of everything.

Speaker 6 (10:01):
I don't know if you've used car play Flitch, probably
I could talk to Hailey.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
About this hair.

Speaker 9 (10:06):
No I have.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Actually, I'm doing it right for myself. I can hire
a car sometimes.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
Yeah, So you know, the main screen that's got a
bit of everything, maps what you're listening to.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
You that it's gone from that, and it's gone on
to the phone.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
You push the thing and it brings up your favorite
or your recent calls. Who's your favorite, Well, my wife's
my tomp mind your favorites. You guys are in my
favorite You're mine, You're my favorite, and then my mum
and dad and stuff.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
You guys both are Aaron, Mum, Dad, Flitch, Pawn and
then my best friend.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
You guys are. Yeah, it's high praise. You've all got photos.
My favorite yours is very problematic?

Speaker 7 (10:49):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
How problematic?

Speaker 10 (10:53):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (10:53):
That's okay, that's not problematic. That's a good indicator of
the sort of situation.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
It's Hurrymi Fletch adding Haley to my favorite, so I
feel terrible that I'm on my thank you.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
So it goes to the phone screen and that's when
I'm like, what hit that? And I noticed an M
O T H has flown straight into the touch screen and.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
It's pushed it like it's a flying finger. YEAHO, a
flying dusty finger.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
Sometimes even I will tap it and it's not enough
to get it to go to something, and I'll get
my hand set.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
I won't know if you can't play if you're touching
it and it's not changing friends. It goes book and
change it to the phone screen and then flutters about
your hands. When I can see it fluttering, and then
it just punches shart A's name. That's what I'm trying
to hang up and called your sorry and called your

(11:44):
wife yeah, and I am confused from it, and I'm like,
what she called him before?

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Something bad has happened on the time and immediately the
house is caught on fire.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
But what did the OT say to your wife? I
hung up too quickly, Okay, I think I said, you're
just seeing your favorites.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
You've just put me favorite, so you need to remove me?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Why? Because if an H calls me I'll be very upset.
How would you know though you're here? This hello helly speaking.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
No play Splitch, Porne and Hailey, blah.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
This is the top six.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Bab bad bladda is getting its own Monopoly guys, Castle Street,
Huffer Jackets, Larne Castle, bald One Stream.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
I love Lana Castle. What's all that? What's what's the
most like expensive street on the DNA Monopoly board. Nice house?
Some nice houses in Dunedin.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
The old money, yeah, eighteen hundred's money. Yeah, beautiful dark
blue Dnadian Railway station and Larnak castles.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Okay, yeah, other big ones.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
So they put the railway station. I suppose there's only
one station.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
What do they do for the other railway station?

Speaker 6 (13:04):
So travel, which I'm assuming is the four because this
four things here, Castle Street, Baldwin Street, George Street and
the Octagon are the four.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Oh okay travel points.

Speaker 6 (13:17):
Okay, right on the bottom in the brown one Dunedin
Botanic Garden, which does not deserve to be brown.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
It deserves to be higher. It's quite a lovely garden.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
Yes and wild Duneedian Festival of Nature, Bright and Beach
this sounds like big varnish and money. Adam Alwana beach
is light blue. Now if there hadn't been the massacre,
I would have think that would have been up in
the yellows. Yeah, really dragged it down, didn't it. Well,
I've got the top six chance cards because they're not mentioned. Okay,
so the top sex chance cards would need a monopoly

(13:46):
number six advance to go collect your course related costs
after an eight hour call to study Link good.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Yes, that was funn every year the course related costs as.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
They sorted that out, the calls to study Lincoln. Surely
it's it must be god. It was horrible. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Still, go Jesus some more money please.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
I have made a huge mistake. It's the third week.
So much of my course related costs was food.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Yeah, mine was clothes, some drinks and moderation. Yeah yeah, food,
more drinks and moderation.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Drinks and moderation.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
Number five on the list of the top six chance
cards and go straight to jail just to sober up
and cool off, give it a few hours and piss off.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Don't be a dickhead here, yeah, future doctor yeah yeah yeah,
just savor of lives brain surgeon. Number four on the
list of the top six chance Guards and a monopoly
I'm really struggling with Monopoly. Make general appairs to your flat,
give them bank two hundred dollars, send your landlid all
the receipts. But you'll never see that many again. And
guess what, you're also not getting your bond back. Yeah,

(14:55):
it's just we're also not going to repear the flat.
To be honest at a job, we're not paying that.
Number three on the last of the Top Sex Chance
Cards and Dneedin Monopoly. You went second in a coloring
in competition at lone Star because you entered as a child.
Now you need to find a child to claim the prize.

Speaker 6 (15:12):
That's going to cost you half your prize, collect forty dollars.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Nice, Yeah, just do it really well, right, Yeah, Cindy six,
I guess I've a little win there. Number two on
the last of the Top Sex Chance Cards and then
Deneeding Jesus Monopoly. You suck at talking.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
You thought about this as a career.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
No, I haven't thing, I've got the tanks.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
I don't And I think you can barely string a
sentence together.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
I can't even say Dan monopoly. Yeah, monopoly, monopoly number two.
Advance to the nearest railway station. If it's not on
you can buy it, but it is owned. So take
a photo. Beautiful building, beautiful, but definitely not the most
photographed building in the Southern Hemisphere.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
They love to say that. I mean, this is not ye,
but they say all say it. They always say it,
They all say it. Are getting this? The Opera House
is a building in the Southern Hemisphere. The Sydney Harbor Bridge,
the sky Tower, the sky Tower all photographed.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
More Oh the Bearhive, Yeah are they? Are you sure that?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
The South Island? They always say it, and you know
you don't want to be mean because you know you're there,
and so you just go yeah, yeah, okay, sure, definitely
not simply not. It's embarrassing that anywhere. Oh my god,
apparently the most photographed in the building now has officially

(16:36):
been given to the Sydney Opera House. However, second d
and train Station. It's not a will not like past
the sky Tower every day and every day without fail,
there I always see people taking photos Nate Tower. Stop
saying that you want to hear Another wild claim rode
through a museum claims that the bath house and rode

(16:56):
through it is the most photographed building in New Zealand.
No it's not, it's I mean it's a beautiful building.
I've performed a gig in the in the bath, right
in a bath. Yeah we're doing a comedy show. Yeah,
I did stand on a bath. But you're standing in
the bath. Don't stand in the bath. You'll slip over
and smash your face.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
No, there was no water in it, right, dry bath,
dry bath, but standing in it regardless. And number one
on the list of the I just.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Can't get over this daned and building thing. It's really
a wild time. So I why I just say that
Willy and nilly.

Speaker 6 (17:25):
No, but they do top six chance guards and Needa
Malabaly number one. Why can't you say that top six
chance cards and DNA monopoly.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
There you go, you're just gonna move your mouth and little.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
Yeah, pay your adoptor's fees fifty dollars, but also you
have to travel to christ use your invocado as the
government pulled the funding for the for the hospital. And
he goes mouthpiece here, Oh yeah, I don't want to
have sufficient healthcare.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
What a woke piece of shit that is? So one
a social justice keyboard warrior, piece of all right ship.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
That's today stop socks play Fletchborn and Haley play zims
Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Speaking of mcafe, I just saw Shannon went out to
the she's meeting the driver. She's got nuggies on the way,
us on the way.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Speaking of McCafe, what grimmer socks.

Speaker 9 (18:26):
Girl?

Speaker 2 (18:27):
How does met cafe and McDonald's have anything to do
with your boots?

Speaker 10 (18:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah, you've got your grammar socks on. That's a great
supporting the show sponsor. Well, it's supporting the Ronal McDonald house,
which is a great chas actually not my charity, of
your your charity choices the chep Yeah, Rainbow wall before.
But yeah, they did great work. They do great work
of the Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
It is so apparently this is another no.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Do you know what I've just learned? Happy?

Speaker 5 (18:59):
Uh National Kink not National International Kink Month. Oh okay,
this whole month just scraped it at the end here
on the thirty first of October.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Oh my god, it's November tomorrow. This year is going
so far. Get in the trash.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah, it's apparently it is National Kink International Kink Month.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
And we've missed it, so thank god I'm here. Well,
I discovered my handkink this month.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
What's your hand kink? Hands?

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Now?

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Oh yeah, Lilyello, he's got nice hands.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
People got feet kink, and I've got hand.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah yeah, okay, I mean probably on the on the
entry level. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Well there's a dating app that did some research. The
most common kink is public stuff really, followed by MINACHETI.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Okay, isna is it a kink?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Anything?

Speaker 5 (19:48):
So, a kink is defined as anything outside of any activity, fantasy,
or behavior that sits outside of what's considered traditional or
vanilla sexual activities, okay. And then it's role playing, and
then it's a bit of you know, tying up stuff, okay, respectfully, now.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
Loading a trailer with water and then putting the strops
on and really getting it.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Strapping it. That's right.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Some cable ties respectfully, bungee cords respectfully, of course. And
as part of this article that I was reading from
this sexual therapist, she was saying that she is dealing
with clients who are wanting to have a little bit
more privacy and assurance that their kinks will not be

(20:34):
made public because there's a lot of shame around it,
and so she has sort of implemented a thing for
her clients where they present their sexual partner with a
sex NDA and an NDA which I promised I would
explain is a non disclosure agreement, which basically means you
sign something that says you can't talk about.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
It otherwise you'll be sued for like we signed quite
a few when we have to watch movies ahead of time,
Like we might watch a movie that comes out two
months before it's released because we're interviewing someone totally and
they don't want us, you know, spoiling you know, big
spoilers or anything.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
So you sign it and signing it. If you do
talk about it or spoil something, they can sue you.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Like reality TV contestants do this all the day that
gets filmed like months before it comes out, and then
they don't want them blabbing about it.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
When I audition for things, which I tell you what
doesn't happen that often anymore.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
I because you you're a radio radio radio no no, no, no,
I'm comedian actor radio radio radio radio. We'll make sure
for the TV Personality of the Year this year.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
I don't think I was nominated because I haven't been
on anything.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
I was on the radio radio that was cope, brutal.
I was. I was like, I was reading in the
paper the finalists, and I was like, I should burn
Hailey about that. Yeah, I'm not the problem that your
theory might mean.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Tell you Finally, what I was saying is I signed
Ndia's because you get to read a script for a
film that hasn't been made yet, and then you could say, oh,
this is what you know. So and so is working
on a film and it's about us. That's why I
brought it my acting.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Because you've heard of like celebrities doing this, right, Yeah, if.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
You share them, you've got to sign an DA. You say,
you can't say that you shag them.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
I always love signed a couple of those, have you.
I always that would be you can with any celebrity,
but you can never tell anybody because I can guarantee,
like the genie that no one will.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Ever believe you. But I've signed in das and told
you guys things before. Yeah. I tell people to tell
people think it's in the NDA. Some of them are like,
we'll see you for like five million dollars, Like I
don't have million dollars, you'd love for it, Go for it.
Tell their friend's the secrets.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Yeah, I shagged this person and I was on this
TV show, Got foot Stuff, and they loved the feet.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
So, as you were saying, it makes people feel comfortable,
especially if.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
They're going out and try it, yeah, you know with
you know, not a long term partner, but trying things
with other people that they have this little thing being like,
you can't tell members of this community that I'm into
x y Z.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
And she was like, it gives you a little bit
of reassurance. But as you say, what are you going
to actually you go to bump into someone and be like,
I didn't know you were into toe toe sucking, Like,
oh my god, they made them saying any da.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
You're not gonna sue them. No, he's gonna be like,
oh yeah I am, And that's okay z MS Fletch.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Vaughn and Flee.

Speaker 6 (23:33):
Let me tell you about Merlay Bombardieri. Fantastic name, What
a name. She is a licensed clinical social workout has
worked as a baby decision coach in some capacity or
another for forty years.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Baby decision coach Okay.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
The article follows Phoebe and her husband Sammy, who are
both thirty four, who are meeting with Merley to discuss
whether or not they should have children.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
So this is herd it's her job.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
Yeah, two hundred US dollars per session, so about three
hundred and thirty New Zealand dollars a sash.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
How many sishes were going for like eight or eighty.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Ten to decide. I'm sorry if you need to pay
someone and go eight times for them to decide if
you might have had a kid about or you would
like you don't need a kid, or you don't like
if it's a hard decision, you shouldn't be having a kid.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Yeah, I know, But like Vaughn, you're you wasn't a
decision for you. You wanted to be a dad. For me,
it's not a decision for me. I don't want to
be a parent. You're the same, Yeah, but I can.
I do know friends that are like far I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know. You know, the future
is so bloody bleak and you want to have a legacy,
But then it's also the money side of things and
the freedom, and I imagine it would be hard if

(24:46):
you were feeling a bit indifferent about it.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
So that's what she covers.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
She identifies things that the common concerns are fears of
losing your identity. Yeah, as like a non parent. I guess,
financial Businessess so cool.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
That was deticul.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
Financial burdens, environmental impacts as major factors influencing decisions about
being a parent. She asked them them to like pretty
much rank their desire to have children between one and
ten under each one of these things, like, how does
this effect your a desire to be a parent?

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yea da da da da dah.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
And she is also, I like identified over her time
doing it that people are delaying traditional milestones like marriage
because of the cost, and children due to the cost.
And that also leads to declining birth rates, which is
a problem a lot of countries are experience.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Around the world that we're having declining birth rates.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Depends on how you look at it, I guess, yeah,
when you look at places like Japan, they can't afford
to They're not going to be able to afford to
locate the old people. Yeah, because there's not many young
people working and there won't be enough workers eventually, ha
ha ha.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
So she said, beyond the are you know, the common
concerns of the financial burdens, explore your feelings and perspectives,
and then she's like, there's more. Until you have the child,
you can't quite grasp what it will mean to you. Yeah,
and the fact that you'll happily give up some of
these things because you've got You.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Can't imagine it now that you would ever become a
selfless person. Yeah, I'm such a tin ers, so I
wouldn't want to pay that money. And maybe I shouldn't
have kids because I don't wantn't spend money.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
Yeah, the smaller families, because this couple, particularly in this article,
were saying, well, you've got to have two or three,
and she's like, you actually don't.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
You can just have one if you want. Yeah, see
how it's going.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
If you're liking it and it's not too bad and
you want another one, you can decide at that stage.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
Yeah, but that is a though day, and we got
to get the gotta have a buddy, like they're not
going to make friends, Like they're not going to make
friends in life.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Yeah, but it will in common. It'll definitely be more
common now to your child to be an only child. Yeah.
I feel like when we were growing up. It wasn't
no way as common. Nah, we've already done one as well.
And do you think this marriage this baby decided finds
couples where one doesn't want to have the baby and
one day and one's been dragged along by the one

(27:06):
that does.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
I was just reading that article and she was like,
that's typically that relationship won't last.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, and I've seen that before.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
I've had friends that have loved each other, had a
great life together, but get to that point where it's
like make or bray, are.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
We going to do this? And they've had to separate. Yeah.
I keep delaying at the chances of me being able
to do this and going down and down and down. Yeah,
I've got to meet someone. I've got to do this.
I would have thought you would have been able to
discuss that yourselves at home and save maybe I don't know,
thousands dollars.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah, she's seen a market and she's leapt on it.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Good for her, that American therapy market. Maybe imagine so
much that's worth now, just as a general sort of
how much the American therapy market is billion.

Speaker 9 (27:51):
Billion?

Speaker 5 (27:51):
Imagine if you went along to the imagine that the
wicket there would be a fun radio stunt, and we
sent Fletch along to a baby making baby decision maker
Meason in a backfight on us. At the end you're like, oh,
we desperately want to be a dead We'll be like, wow,
is this.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Good play in fleshed one and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Now, obviously we're not condoning the bad behavior of checks.
Before they done the cheating, someone wanted to know what
you did with the milk.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I tipped it in the sink, did you? And then
I did you put it back? No? I kept it
in the sink and put the empty container.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
This is the expired milk the Fletchers used milk awake
past exist.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah, fiery date.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Yeah, one just put the back of the fridge.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
This is how I keep threat just been like is
this pray? Yeah, we were saying a prank. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:42):
Well, you've chucked out the milk. You've checked out the milk,
and he's a good boy. The prisons are good man.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
We can move on now. That person could rest the shod.
You're not out of the problem, You're part of the solution. Good. Now,
what I was saying was that we don't obviously condone
the behavior of cheating, but we also don't charge you know,
you and me baby ain't like animal face of a
cheater according to artificial intelligence. That's right, that's right.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
Yesterday we discussed that they created an AI profile of
the common cheater and he was a handsome bald.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Man with an incredible jaw line, with a jaw line
that don't quit in his mid four days. And that
was bald too. Yeah, yeah, started I started with that.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
I'll say balled twice if you like.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Now, So the reason we're talking about cheating is because
there's a relationship investigator. That's your job is if you
think that your partner is cheating on you, but you
don't want to bring it up.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
I'm not going to lie. I would love this job. Said,
do you think we should start an investigating organization?

Speaker 4 (29:40):
No, because people wouldn't trust us.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
What do you mean they wouldn't trust us? Already got
a detective agency services. Yeah, I don't work at that agency.
Can I have a job there?

Speaker 5 (29:52):
But you have to add in another one like slack
an eagle, slick an eagle, yeah, and ted pole slick.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Eagle and tadpole tadpole slick was an order Okay, slick
an Eagle. Eagle was an obviously and Roger, I'll be
Roger and Roger Okay, Okay.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
So she so, if you think that your partner shooting
on you would hire this woman Susan trom Betty another
great name on the show this morning, and she would.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Investigate for you.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
And so she's like, here's the ways that people are
constantly getting caught, okay.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
And then she actually, in her words, was like, here's.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
How you can get away with it if you want
to have multiple partners. Wow, and tips. You're give him
tips now.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
So they kind of correlate, like do this and don't
do this. So the does if you want to have
a successful affair. Again, I'm not condoning get a burner phone,
because she was like one of the most common ways
messages popping up on your phone. But then you hear
so many times people like I just looked at his
phone and there were messages from girls ectly, how dumb? I,

(31:01):
how dumb are you? Turn off? This is one turn off?
Your GEO points on your Gmail. Now, I don't know
what that is, but it's basically like track your maps
will show you everywhere you've gone Google.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Months we've been monitoring and then it's all these blue
dots and you're.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Like, yeah, yeah, confronting when all you do is to
sit at home.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
Moves around the house, because she said years ago someone
came to her and they had the GEO points from
the GMAIL of the partner and found out that he
had been cheating on her up to five years back
in the relationship because he'd been at a motel. Could
go through the Gmail, find the receipts, all that kind
of stuff. Keep your distance in public, because she sees

(31:45):
one of the most common ways that she discovers people
cheating is she sees them with another person in public
and you're like, yeah, it's so stupid.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Especially when you hear of the stories of people in
small towns in New Zealand that go out like on
a data for dinner on the other side of town
and you're like, it's a small what are you doing.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Why are you handing hands and like kissing at a
dinner table.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
Yeah, don't send racy messages, she says, because again that's
you know, pay portrayl pay portrayal, and if you are
going to go and have an affair in a hotel
room into the hotel and our apart, so you check out.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
What if I get there first and I'm the first,
and the minute I get into the hotel room, I'm
playing with myself and then they arriving, You're like, sorry,
love done, I'm done.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
I'm not shut off actually, or get one of those
rooms with the door between it. Ah, yeah, ad adjacent rooms. Yeah,
and then open the door.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
So is it just weird if you were like, go
into a hotel, it's going to pop up on a
depending on how linked.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
You are with a super bank account. Yeah, this is
so much worse. Yeah, it is.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Well, I want to know this morning from our lovely listeners,
and I think we've actually got some messages and already,
how obvious was it that someone was cheating on you?
Like they just leave their whole computer open? Were they messages?

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Did they leave some receipts in the car, did they
get did they just leave their phone opening and you
read text messages?

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Yeah, because people are not hiding these things very well
at all.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yeah, at least be honest. Guys are pretty dumb about
the Sunday.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Yeah's that cheat?

Speaker 2 (33:11):
No?

Speaker 4 (33:11):
And I know that just then they get caught more often, right.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Yeah, because they're not They're not smart. They dumb, They
dumber than ladies.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Okay, so oh eight hundred darns at him, give us
a call now you can take through nine six nine sake?
How obvious? Bang?

Speaker 4 (33:28):
How obvious was it that someone cheated on you?

Speaker 2 (33:33):
It's juicy far. We want to know this morning.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
We want to know this morning, how obvious it was
that someone was cheating on you? Because a relationship investigator
has sort of revealed the key ways that people are
getting discovered, and it's straight up messages on the phone,
being caught out in public, literally seeing them together and.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Wonder sometimes if people want to get called a sometimes
they just don't care an the other person calls it
all off and that takes the decision out of totally.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
They're exploding it from the inside. Yeah, yeah, So do
you want some text messages?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
When do you want? What do you want?

Speaker 4 (34:06):
You want to get some calls?

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Let's start with you, Melissa, how did How obvious was
it that someone was cheating on you?

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Obvious?

Speaker 10 (34:17):
There is a very good word to do.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
I would say.

Speaker 11 (34:20):
Okay, my bef friend.

Speaker 12 (34:23):
At the time had a birthday party at a vitual
friend's house and my partner at the time came along
with me as my plus one and awesome night, really
awesome night. Great had a birthday celebration.

Speaker 10 (34:38):
Started to notice that we're getting a little bit close.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Okay friends, Yeah, we're all friends.

Speaker 10 (34:47):
Were friends than you would like.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Okay, what some rubbing maybe was this? Was it frost?

Speaker 12 (34:55):
I don't know if there was quite a sausage party
just yet, but it was almost getting to that point.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (35:02):
I didn't know if it was the alcohol or what
it was. But anyway, fast forward a few hours and
I hadn't faced my partner, I didn't know where he was,
went into one of the backgrones, and I thought.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Him right, Okay, so that's quite obvious.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
That very cheating on you because he's like with her
doing it and your eyes have seen it.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah, at a party that you brought him to with
your friend.

Speaker 12 (35:29):
Yes, my my, everything everything with each other, absolutely everything.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
How long had you been best friends for?

Speaker 10 (35:43):
Probably good view like four years?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Wow? And then did they end up together or was
it every it was? It just blown up for everybody.

Speaker 12 (35:53):
Well, she had a partner at the time too, who
was in a state at the time.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Oughts in her hands sank you've said it twice, Melissa,
did you inform her partner who was an American? I
definitely did.

Speaker 12 (36:14):
I called him straight away and to be honest, and
I hope he kind of hears this and then he
listens to you guys he's a retard.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
And he decided, you know, I haven't been able to
say that since the Black Eyed Pease.

Speaker 12 (36:30):
I think it was a lot about simple and yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Okay, he went back, went back to Melissa, you left.
He does listen to us, so he's got great tast's got.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I'm torn, Melissa. He sounds like a great guy. I
mean I like him me too, Like, okay, Melissa, thank you, Jane,
good morning, how obviously, what was it that somebody was
cheating on you? Yes, good morning. Hello.

Speaker 13 (37:05):
Well look my my ex never cleaned the sheets ever.

Speaker 10 (37:09):
That was a you know, he just didn't do.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
It, like cleaning the toilet.

Speaker 10 (37:13):
Yes, And I got home from from work one day
and the sheets were on the.

Speaker 11 (37:17):
Line, and I was like, that's so unusual.

Speaker 10 (37:20):
Why would you clean the sheet? Like what's going on?
Doesn't happen?

Speaker 13 (37:26):
And he was sort of stammering with the answers like,
oh well, I thought it was time, I.

Speaker 10 (37:30):
Was like, well, you never think it's time.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
I could, and you're, well, you're at work.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (37:39):
It was terrible. And then of course we had kids
and stuff. So then I'm trying not to say it
out loud for the kids.

Speaker 11 (37:45):
But you know, the guy go click and like, wow,
what's on the sheets? What's all the sheets?

Speaker 10 (37:49):
And you know, I'm trying to hold it together for
the kids.

Speaker 14 (37:51):
But no, No, I was in my bed and I
was at work, and.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
I don't care if he listens to us. Does he
listens a long time ago?

Speaker 10 (38:04):
Now, the neighbor, the neighbor head kids. You know, they
were having a nice day looking the kids running around
the backyard.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
She does she listen to us?

Speaker 11 (38:17):
Do you think I don't care.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Enough?

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Right though? Had he used the right laundry detergent and
followed up with a fabric softener or.

Speaker 10 (38:31):
I don't think so. I always really knew how to
use a washing machine.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
So that was that, you were it was over.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
It was actually it was over the next time he
did it on me, but it was I'm a slow learner.
I'm slowly sheets back on the bed.

Speaker 10 (38:51):
No, by that time he left for a few days,
but the next time. He was almost as dumb as well,
because he he sinned a pone to this girl overseas.
They'd been on a cruise ship together. And it's Christmas time.
I got no Christmas brez.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
This is New Zealand. She got a beautiful tolda that's
this is New Zealand's version of love. And he's Alan Rickman.
Can we can we call him? I was just going
to say, I was.

Speaker 10 (39:21):
He's my children's father.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
So ye, Jane, you're you're our caller of the week
of fifty dollars, met Cafe, vouch, your tanks, our mates
and met cafe. Well done. We'll read some text messages,
so many coming. And how obvious was it that someone
was cheating on you?

Speaker 6 (39:36):
Oh, you mean obviously coming home for lunch and finding
him in bed with my best friend.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
That's pretty straightforward. And then they had the cheek to
say to me they were just prepping a threesome. It's
not what it looks like. We're waiting for a third
up for you.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
Come on, no, no, we were just getting things ready.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
I uh would carry on. My my friend was would
you anyway? At another time? Ding ding ding, My friend
was at her partner's family gathering. The woman had been
cheating with was there as a family friend, bragging about
how she had been hooking up with him. She didn't
know how my friend was there, as well as all
close members of the family.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Do you know what I know from friends that the
doctors and my doctor herself. My grotty X kept complaining
it was burning when he was weighing.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
We'd been together for three years when I got a
test tested positive for an STI. Before we got together,
we had both tested negative.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
He then perceived to.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Tell me he must have got it from the work bathrooms.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Quick sneak through his phone. At least ten different chicks
on there.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
Mine just chose a little street rat who couldn't resist
posting photos of our apartment.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Oh like I'm in the apartment. Oh my god, my
dumbass X, May I say that left the girl's clothes
on the floor in our bedroom and then tried to
gaslate me into thinking they were my clothes. That's your top.
I don't own that. That's not my size, your top? Well,

(41:07):
whose clothes would they be?

Speaker 6 (41:08):
One of my exes never had a lock on her phone,
and I suspected, so I checked and I was right.
We worked through that one, though she did it again.
She never put a lock on her phone. Yeah, never
put a lock on her phone.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Even just for security and fifty fifth and everything. Um,
oh there is Oh how old? I was at a
work function?

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Oh, I was at a work function, and my wife
of seven years would normally be in bed by seven thirty.
That's the time we like to go to bed. However,
I came home around eleven o'clock and she came running
out of the bedroom with a hoky the size of
a straightly and fifty cent piece against She blamed it
on our three month old baby.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
The baby just was latching onto my neck and just
sucking real hard. The baby thought it was a nipple.
He was dumb enough to brag about it.

Speaker 6 (42:02):
And a boy's chet group when I was friends with
most of them who immediately were like, dude, this is
an imlight this is our friend that you're doing this too.
And I found out immediately my e's wife was texting
another bloke that she loved them while while she was
intoxicated person beard while she pissed the bed.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
I was like, the sheets, get the sheets in the
wash before he gets home.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
At much time plays it.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
MS.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Fletchborn and Hailey plays it. MS. Fletchborn and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Silly Little Pool. It is so silly, silly, silly that
the silvery little pool, silly little.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Silly that's got a really snotty nose.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
I got weird. It's not snotty like a cold. I
just get little snot ball. You're allowed a couple of tissues,
but I talked about this milk because they're already to
ply Haley take three. Yeah, it's got a nice thing.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
I've been called out at work when I wash my
hands in the bathroom, I just go.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Paper. I was like, no, I need heaps well wet hands.
Today's silly little pole is going in the movies A
good first date idea.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
Yeah, because we in general were like no, because you're
not talking or doing anything.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
I mean, it might kind of go out and maybe
for dinner before and then you can talk if it's
a first day or afterwards.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
But there was some research done that examined couples watching
things side by side, and basically it found that if
no matter what the emotion was, if it was a
cry or a laugh or something during the movie, during
the movie, it increased the how connected you felt with
the stranger.

Speaker 6 (43:46):
What if it was like a who's that it's Deadpool?
Who's that it's Wolverine? What are they doing now?

Speaker 4 (43:52):
It's coming from a place of truth.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
That's an annoyed shed experience for both Have we seen this?

Speaker 5 (44:00):
My one my Peppy with Aeron is he's going to
do this, And he would say he'll predict the plot,
so he's going to be the press.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
That's hard so that you're right at the inn. Yeah. Yeah,
I think if it's a first date, you can just
not go on another date with that person if annoying immediately.
But we've talked about this before first dates, like it's
a shed inexperience which creates like a memory, a good memory.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Let you go for a hike, you do some Yeah,
you know, I was having a cry.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Seventy percent of people when we asked as the movie
is a good first date said no, maybe because it's
expensive and if you're going on a lot of first dates,
it's not cheap unless you also got to eat. Yeah,
they still do that cheap Tuesdays thing some movies.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
I used to do that out out Wesday and Lynn Mollah.

Speaker 6 (44:46):
Yeah, and then you take in your tacos because it's Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Yeah, Tuesday's big night and taco's on a first day,
weird night the week, it's a pretty great night with
cheap movies and tacos.

Speaker 6 (44:58):
Of course, second date at least, said Nichola. So you
know you want to sit with them through a movie
first date. You might not click, and then you're obliged
to stay or be rude and leave after you paid
to see a movie. Yeah, Helen said, No, awkward talking
and popcorn good first date. Yeah, you can't talk while
you just sit there in silence. It's ship, says Alie. Okay,

(45:19):
Ellen Jordan.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Movie, then dinner or a meal. That way you have
something to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
I'd go dinner a meal first. No, you're getting late.
We're getting late.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
I know you'll fall asleep, but I'm hungry in the movie,
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
Samantha says, Yes, when I was an awkward teenager, it
was a great first date, but now as an adult, no,
it's not.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
That's because Haley wanted to kiss in the back road. Yeah,
I'm okaying all that.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
Maney to go and see a movie I want to
see and waste the smooching.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Oh had some good They've got.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
The arm thing in the middle. Yeah, anymore, they've got
the beds. Go back in the day. Serm Nubes said, Yes,
Reason one can pretend to go to the toilet and
then just leave.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Oh what my god.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Reason two can go for dinner afterwards and have somebody
to talk about. And reason three you get to know
what kind of person they are by what film they
choose and if they laugh at the right things. Yes,
how awkward is it when somebody doesn't laugh at something
funny and you're just like, you don't mind that funny? Like, yeah,
that's what is wrong with you? Don't like that?

Speaker 6 (46:29):
Dan says, the movies is not a good date, let
alone a good first date.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Good first date, laser force and drinks.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Unless they hide the sensor in cheap well, then can't
eat them. Yeah, then you know that they are a
cheated Cheatah, don't laugh, Shannon. People do that and I
get I play feely and I don't have my laser
and then I get a head and I have to
get time out of the laser zone. Yeah, your gundy
activates and my gundy activates, and everyone else wins, and

(46:56):
it's they're not playing fish. Shannon, al, he's really up,
really bad laser force experience.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
Sorry, we should reap watch watches so many TV shows
about like the police and Spot and Armed forces and
stuff and laser zone and he's just rubbish. Yeah, of
course there has to be a reason. It's not that
he's rubbish or skared.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
I get scared.

Speaker 6 (47:15):
He's failed dimension to get scared of the dark.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
It comes up at the end and I'm the winner.
I'm the winner. Yes, it's a good date, said Lauren.
If the date doesn't work out, at least you got
to see a.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
Film plus cinema Snack's rule cinema, a very expensive so
expensive James one and a half hours of mostly silence
with the person you don't really know.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
It's a no thanks for me, Okay.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Play it, MS Fletchfawnan.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
Shannon's back on the show now if you missed it.
This morning, the very first break of the show this
morning at six o'clock, Shannon sheared with us a beautiful
story about a gay farm.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
I will say and I said, after we you know,
finished that brak and played the song and said we're
not going to beat that on the show today, I
it would be worth listening to the podcast for I
heart Radio review Pint Car Don't.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Come as well Video to Come because.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
That was so joyous watching you cry and snort made
by Day a lot.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
But Shannon's back on the show with us with a
hack going for five stars Max for Shannon's hacks, Yes,
we'll get some five stars.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
We give her a jingle. It's an ongoing segment that's
failed to impress. I'll be honest, it has failed to impress.

Speaker 7 (48:24):
But how fun were the pads on the foot?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
It was fun?

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Yeah, prison Chandle, Prison Chandle.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
It's probably your highest rated hack though to be fair, yes, yeah, no,
I didn't get athletes foot from doing that, and I
can only say that it must have been the pads.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 8 (48:39):
Well, today we're heading into summer. Soon, road trip season
is upon us. I'm excited. There's no denying how boring
a road trip can get. If you're doing a big,
long one, it can be a rough time. I love
road trips, but if it's like we're talking that you're
doing the North Island in a day.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Or something, I love it. When you're you get the
front seat all you're driving.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
Yeah, tomorrow driving to know Saturday, I'm driving to todunger
perfect and so what's that three hours?

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Three hours?

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Yeah, that's good fun.

Speaker 8 (49:07):
Well, I've got a hack to help you feel a
bit more excited about going through some of our beautiful
small towns and new feeling.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
I'm stunning Urism, New Zealand.

Speaker 7 (49:15):
Yes, so do you remember Shrick too?

Speaker 2 (49:18):
She's already laughing at herself.

Speaker 7 (49:23):
Shrip, No, sh Shrick to the best one.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
The marriage married, that's with the dad and the mom
and they.

Speaker 8 (49:32):
Go because dad, And then there's the potion. He turns
into a horse and the hot guy.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
So when when Shrip wasn't hot when he became a human,
Yes he's supposed to yes, boldous night wasn't supposed to
a human?

Speaker 7 (49:46):
Well he was unaccomplished.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
For you, trip. So we learned something about her every day,
don't we. What shri are you supposed to be?

Speaker 8 (49:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
No one cares about shrick babies. Yeah, shriek to freeze
when the babies come along. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Wait, you're getting hung up too much on which shrinks.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
What shrick is work? Okay?

Speaker 8 (50:10):
Well, anyway, hot Shrick, Hot Shrick heading into town and
this song starts playing hit It Flitch Spin DJ.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
How's he traveling wagon.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
And a carriage? Yeah, he's a horse, he's feeling himself.

Speaker 8 (50:28):
So my heck is when you're driving through small town,
New Zealand, put this song on and oh that's it,
like this is this is.

Speaker 7 (50:41):
This is just But it makes a road trip funner because.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Because what you're singing funky town and a town original,
not even the nineteen eighties pseudo echo remix. No, no,
I don't know that one.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
I lay this one, okay, So your heck is just
a song recommendation Shrek.

Speaker 8 (51:01):
Yeah, so it helps you have more fun and pass
the time, because then what I would do is I'd
be like all three ks until we're in a small
town and.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Then you cue it up. Do you imagine your Shrek?

Speaker 8 (51:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Yeah, yeah, you feel donkey, Oh my god, this is
the water.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Who's the third person going to be? She wasn't there?

Speaker 5 (51:21):
And the but she doesn't know he's turned into a
handsome man yet so flawed. All you've done, you can
all you've done is discover a song from the seventies
and say this is a six song.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
You should play it next time you're that's not a hack.
Next you're driving through I don't know. Yeah, yeah, when
you're driving.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
When you're like, oh, I feel like it's close to
a small town and you're drove by that canal and
you see a boat and you're like, where does that
boat go?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
You're just north of pidor you're like town. Someone did
just text and can confirm I'm currently driving through rural
New Zealand. This is banging.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
You're welcome, not a heck though, zero stars, zero stars,
zero stars.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
There's just so unanimous. Zero stars.

Speaker 7 (52:09):
Someone just said I'd be the first to die in
a survival SNAr.

Speaker 6 (52:13):
Yeah, we've got to get a Firelet is like, but wait,
was youresting funky towns?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Well?

Speaker 6 (52:23):
I saw the headline and I was like, no, no,
don't you don't you dear because the headline readskers.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
No, no, what are you doing?

Speaker 8 (52:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Stop you shut up.

Speaker 6 (52:38):
Wittakers announces changes to its chocolate amid cocal bean shortage.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Because if they said that like coffee, like coca or
chocolate is kind of going extinct or it's dwindling bananas.

Speaker 6 (52:52):
Okay, so not well, this is a weather Yeah, the
weather is changing and the climates are changing, and the
good news is it means more eeries will be able
to grow chocolate, coffee and cocaine and outside of the belts,
you know, the tropics of cancer and capricorn.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Chocolate, coffee and cocaine, the three seeds.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Yeah yeah wow.

Speaker 6 (53:12):
So Whittakers has always used beans from Gara oh yeah right,
and now it's going to be diversifying its cocoa sources
due to a Garan chocolate cocoa shortage. It's going to
be adding beans from Uganda and that place that I
see written down and I'm always like, man, what a
word coated the river?

Speaker 2 (53:33):
I believe it's the Ivory Coast, the Ivory Coast, but
it's how they like it be said. Okay, aka Turky
the turkey. Yes.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Yeah, So so we're mixing beans, we're making a mongrel chocolate,
We're blending the.

Speaker 6 (53:47):
Beans, and they're not going to not be able to
say on their package anymore. So they're not going to
reference the Garna beans because that was where they primarily
got all their beans.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Okay, see this I was a little worried, but this
isn't bad. This isn't like, this isn't like we're watering
it with I don't know, some kind of whatever, no
mention of palm oil or whatever they put in Australian.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
We're creating here as a real cabinet seven on Merlow.
That is not a nice we're making a when when
they say would you like a wine?

Speaker 6 (54:15):
Yeah, and you say old times and they say red
or white and you're like, oh know what type of red?
And you're expecting to hear the beautiful words pin on warm. Yeah,
maybe charras, maybe Sarah. Maybe someone says Kevin, shut your mouth, mullah.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
That's too many words. Have they seen how it's Is
it going to be taste different or it's going to
be No, No, it's just a blend of the beans.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
They don't think it will intrinsically and it's sole taste
different do you reckon? Yeah, the beans are different. That's
what makes it good.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
It's the beans.

Speaker 6 (54:50):
It's going to start appearing early December, Okay, will they
tell us packaging will change, but they say we remain
committed to ethically sourced, foliage, traceable and Rainforest Alliance certified cocos.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
That's good because did you say was it not? The
Daily Show John Oliver last week tonight did a big
episode on chocolate chocolate line of people taking chocolate to
the cocoa growls like have you ever tasted like not allowed?

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (55:20):
They we must get them a becky, a beery becky
they get we must send them a block a berry becky.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
I'm going hiking for four days. I'm going to take
some berry becky. I'm going to get a whole slab,
but then I'll probably eat it on the first. You
want to get a slab each night? The Yeah, I
might break it up into tinfoil.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Tinfoil little slabs for each day.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Yeah, And I would say, you know what, I would say,
don't be afraid of rivers at the Classics, because I'm
back into carameloe. I'm also going to be lended balls
on my hike. Fantastic great energy burst. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
But we were in the Corimanda with friends and I
got a beery becky yep, and my friendsy, can we
just get a creamy milk?

Speaker 2 (56:01):
And I went sure, yeah, sure, why not?

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Great chocolate?

Speaker 5 (56:06):
And sometimes it is nice to return to the classic
to really taste the simplicity in the in the depth
of flavor in it.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Well, we've done enough to send us some very picky.

Speaker 6 (56:18):
I mean it's suddenly you have to taste the blend.
The blend now is buy some, I say, and we
buy one of each flavor, two of each. There's three
of us, three of each, three of each flavor and
produces each flavor.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
George and want some chocolate beach flavor. And then when
the new ones come out, another sex of each flavor
and then yeah, stay tuned for there.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
We'll take to the team and have how many blocks
of chocolate there?

Speaker 6 (56:47):
You know, it's an announcement that we want you guys
to be aware of it, which is nice. But it's
not like we're also putting up prices and taking down
the size. None of that mentioned, which is good.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Yeah, we're not upsetting the birds in the rainforest rainforest texts,
so you know, good news. It's a lot worse.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Plays Fleshborn and Haley play z ms Fletchborne and Haley.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Halloween Today Happy. You may have heard bread in the news.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
You may have heard bread in the news mentioned the
warning there's still unaccounted myth lollies yeah out there. So
if you are taking kids out, google that news story
and get a picture of what they looked like. Yes, yeah, maybe, yeah,
maybe avoid those ones. Yeah, which is said because when
they're not myth lollies, they're actually really yummy those ones,
aren't they? So I hope they find all.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
Yeah, I love them. I always get them eat Korean food.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
There's always a bowl of them at restaurants. But yeah,
maybe do a chick there.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
Little yellow bond bonds, and don't if you are giving
out candy to kurds, don't give healthy stuff.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Oh grower.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
Anyway, some spooking music please for Halloween.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Perfect.

Speaker 6 (57:58):
Now, this is the same music we used last week.
We've been talking about children that say spooky thing.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Yes, it was the kid who believed he sank on
the Titanic.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Okay, so you know it was really skeptical when you
said that story. But the calls we got were pretty inside.
How good was that? Well?

Speaker 5 (58:13):
The reason I want to talk haunted houses today is
not only because it is the thirty first of October,
thus Halloween.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
I was reading an article about a.

Speaker 5 (58:22):
New York real estate agent who was having trouble selling
a house because it was haunted and did you know,
shut up? Did you know in some states in America
it is actually because you know, there's legal requirements for
real estate agents.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
They have to disclose certain amount of things. It's a
legal requirement only if you get caught.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
If you get caught.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
Yeah, they have to disclose suspected haunting or paranormal activity
if it has made brought to their attention.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
But it's not grounded in any kind of science or basis.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Shut up science.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
It's normally it's normally a guess.

Speaker 6 (58:59):
It's normally a guessing or an area where there's enough
fresher in the carbon dioxide builds up in a pocket
and then you take your heads and you're a bit loop.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Do shut up. I've seen a ghost once.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
In New Zealand, we don't have this law, but we
do have the law that real estate professionals cannot withhold
information about a property that should, in fairness be shared
with potential buyers.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
You know, So if you're told that it's haunted, you should.
And if the real estate agent doesn't disclose that, he's
breaking like the code of conduct, we will remove his license.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
Now, he was having trouble selling this house because it
was haunted, all sorts of things, doors opening and closing, things,
rackoning around, and so he kind of embraced it. Instead
and was like, this is pretty cool, and it worked.
He sold the house because someone wanted to buy a
haunted house. Really, yeah, my this This is what I
want to know this morning. I want to hear from

(59:48):
our lovely listeners on this Halloween. All hellos, Eve. You
know I was a teen witch. Your story is about
haunted houses. Maybe you've lived in a haunted house before.
You've been there where strange activities have happened and you
can't explain it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
I haven't stayed in a haunted house, but I did.
I was in a hotel in Palmerston, North and time
I was in the same hotel and I had COVID nineteen.
This was the time that I was staying there and
I opened my eyes and I saw a guys and
he was standing.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
He was in a gray suit and he was sweating
and crying.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
It was an old man. All that happened there and
everything has a reasonable explanation. All that happened there is
you were drunk. A man had a key to your
room and or probably swiped into the wrong room and
then left.

Speaker 6 (01:00:35):
I had not been drinking, and on the way home
from the pub, she swung by the rhyman and she
picked herself up and then took him home, did unspeakable
things to him, and he was sweating and crying.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Himself redressed.

Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
But he's sweating and crying because of the sins you've
put out of this. Also when you kind of came
to again.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Also when we checked into that hotel last time, you
see to the guy that front desk, I don't want then,
did you say?

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
I said, I don't want to want to stay in
that room because that one's haunted. I saw a ghost
last time he was here. He was so unimpresved. You're like,
what are you talking about, crazy lady? Yeah, okay, oh
eight hundred darles it in. We want to hear from you.
I'm going to roll my eyes, but Hayley will believe you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
I will believe you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
Is your house haunted? Have you lived in a haunted house?

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Before? Rate your story out of five? Oo? Oh? How
many oo we give you? Oh? Eight hundred dolls? It
in nine six nine six? Have you lived in a
haunted house?

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Happy Halloween, and to celebrate, I have been allowed one
of my spooky phoners, spooky.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Do you live in a haunted house? Have you lived
in a haunted house, your haunted house stories. Have you
stayed in a haunted house? Yeah, maybe the windows weren't
open enough and the gas billt happen. It made you
see things. Yeah, because there's a reasonable explanation for everything.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Hayley, shut up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Spooky Daniel, Good morning morning, Happy Halloween, Happy Halloween to Happy.

Speaker 10 (01:01:58):
Halloween to you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Tell us your spooky haunted house story please.

Speaker 10 (01:02:03):
So when I was about eighteen, me and my mom
moved into a rental and it was like an older,
like probably like early fifties house.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Great in the kitchen, spooky, spooky, deckcat spooky.

Speaker 10 (01:02:17):
So in the kitchen, I had like those random small
cupboards right at the top that most people would need
a step.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Didn't design kitchens well back in the day, did they
corner cupboards? Cupboards?

Speaker 10 (01:02:33):
And even now and again, I'd come out and they'd
be open, and I'm like, well, I'm not tall enough
to open them. My mother, how was a midget, so
she's not tall enough to open them?

Speaker 6 (01:02:45):
A short woman, small lady, lady, what crack is on
the show this morning?

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Right?

Speaker 10 (01:02:55):
And then so yeah, they were opened like quite often
I'd just kind of jump up and close them and
didn't much of it. And then there was one morning
where I was kind of half asleep walking out of
my bedroom. They looked straight up the whole way into
the master bedroom, and it was about four o'clock.

Speaker 13 (01:03:09):
In the morning, and I saw like a small a
small child's like figure like running towards the living room,
and I just kind of was like, I'm still half asleep,
like or whatever.

Speaker 10 (01:03:21):
And then in the same house, I was sitting in
the in the spare room on the computer and I
was home alone, and I saw like a woman's figure walk.

Speaker 11 (01:03:28):
Past the door.

Speaker 10 (01:03:31):
And then we come to find out, like probably six
months later after I'd mentioned this to my mum, that
because the house was kind of down off the road,
like if you like, you could literally drive like into it,
and apparently someone did and a mother and a child
died in the house in the car. Yeah, the car

(01:03:51):
went into the house and they died.

Speaker 6 (01:03:53):
So they were living in the house when the car
crashed into it and it killed them, and they lived
in the house.

Speaker 10 (01:03:57):
Is that what opened the Yeah, that where the car
went into was in the master bedroom.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
Typically if they were in the car, the guys should
be haunting the car, not the house.

Speaker 9 (01:04:09):
No, in the they were in the house.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
But then also if I crashed outside the house, I
just want the house because you know you're not gonna
room but warmer and cargets cycled into a toaster and
then where you got to haunt a toaster? Yeah, boring, Daniel,
that's a great story. The cupboards opening were just old
ass latches. Yeah, they didn't have good put it.

Speaker 10 (01:04:36):
I put it down to it and then I saw
like the little the little figure, and I kind of
put that to half asleep. And then when I was
wide awake and I saw the woman like like here,
like it looks like she was like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
In the wind. And I give it three as well.
Let's go to Sarah. Good morning, Sarah, Good morning. This
was your son's house.

Speaker 11 (01:05:01):
Yes, so my son we're going a house for about well,
I don't know, ten years.

Speaker 14 (01:05:06):
My son's been living there the last few years and
it's been fine until a year ago.

Speaker 11 (01:05:11):
And he was woken up a few times by someone
might play on his leg. Yeah, and this has happened
a couple of times. The cat also gets spooked sometimes
it just suddenly like turns down and.

Speaker 14 (01:05:28):
Stairs and gets at nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
It got so bad that he.

Speaker 11 (01:05:37):
Said, like I can't stay there. I'm coming to stay
at your place. So we had to get the house
blessed by a priest. So the priest went around last week.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
How much is that? How did you know the ghost
was Catholic?

Speaker 10 (01:05:48):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
What if we went around in the and the priest?

Speaker 6 (01:05:52):
But I can't actually deal with it's a Hindu ghost.

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
I don't think that that matters.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
I think it comes all and then it comes go. Yeah,
how much long service?

Speaker 11 (01:06:04):
That's long story short. It didn't work? So what is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Okay? How much did that did that cost you money?
That service?

Speaker 11 (01:06:14):
Wow, this is interesting. You actually just get a donation?

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Cool? Half?

Speaker 11 (01:06:19):
Yeah, but because it hasn't worked. And my husband said,
was this like performance based?

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Because asking for a refound on a botch deck? This
is your husband working h R.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
Yeah, so this was only last week, so it was
that the house is currently still haunted.

Speaker 11 (01:06:39):
Well, it didn't work.

Speaker 15 (01:06:40):
So he went home and then and then the second
night that he was at home, had just gone to
sleep and about half hour into a sleep, got woken
up by something growling in the air.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Oh yeah, that's why the priest came in as a
ghost dog.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
You're going maybe that's pulling on his legs, like get
out of bed. He wrapped.

Speaker 11 (01:07:03):
The ghost of the ghost is not happy.

Speaker 14 (01:07:05):
So now I have to get I'm either going to
have to get the e we In or I'm going
to have to Avoyant or someone else.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
I'd get everybody, I get it. Do we brief the
Muslim cleric. I'd get a I'm going to say Presbyterian
in there. I don't like Morments, get the Morning Mormons,
and I get the Johovah's witnesses. In almost called them
the Joe host.

Speaker 13 (01:07:31):
All.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
They all all welcome, welcome, do your thing right, get
a martor and try to get dan airkreut in the
original ghost.

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
But I would actually, well one of them did one
of them?

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Is right?

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
We might be yeah, okay, Sarah, hopefully do any listeners
who can you do this kind of has anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Else because you said you lived in this house for
a long time and never experienced it, Does anybody else
experience these things in person? Or is it just your son?

Speaker 11 (01:08:01):
Well, I've never lived in the house.

Speaker 14 (01:08:03):
We bought that from my mother in law and she
didn't have anything. But it's only in the last year
things have been happening, so it's like someone's bought the ghost.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
Is mother in law still with us, yes, but she
lives in England.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Brought the house in the house. She's like your mockey boy.
I see what you're doing when the lights are off
and you're by yourself. Sarah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
Can I ask that we get Sarah when you come
to a solution. Can you keep us updated? Please call
us back.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Would love to an update.

Speaker 14 (01:08:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Religion, Yeah, Sarah, Thank you. Some messages.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
In these thousands of messages, there's so many.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Going to beat that I just don't even know they're
all that long. My grand my uncle had a grandfather
Clark named Amazing. I don't care. We're naming clocks now
that my grandfather had restored.

Speaker 6 (01:09:03):
When he was passing, he asked the clock to help
Granddad pass, and then my gol stopped working.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
No matter what he did, the clock wouldn't start again.

Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
The day the funerally thanked her the clock for helping
granddad pass, and the clock went.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Oh, oh my god, that is the start of like
a horror movie. I said.

Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
When I was a kid, I used to see an
old man in a top hat standing in the corner
of my room at night, almost looked like a static image,
but I could tell it was an older man. Turns
out an old I had died in the house years before. Weirdly, though,
it felt comforting more than scary.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
God, now I'm certain that goes surreal and like looking
at you in your house while you're doing stuff. I
do all sorts of things in my house.

Speaker 6 (01:09:46):
Murals don't apply here. Oh God, cut a lime and
put it in your room.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
It works. Problem, Sarah, get your a line. Can I ask?
Does a concentrated cheap lime juice from the supermarket.

Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
Work like a little like a lime fruit? To release
and release the We named our family house ghost Jeffrey.
He closed all the doors around the house, and you
just hear a family member yell thanks jeff.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Well, you gotta laugh otherwise you're scared and crying, aren't you.
Oh my god, how year I.

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Lived in a haunted house. I even saw him, a
wee boy with a red baseball cap on. He used
to move my house plants, put the toilet seat up
and down.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
I was a mess living in that house. I had
to move out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
Fred dooced your Fred j doesn't put the toilet seat down.
It doesn't. It's classic baseball.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
There's so many messages Hampy Halloween.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Thanks for your texts.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
MS fletched Vrawn and Haley play MS fleshed one and
Haley Fact of.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
The day, day day, day day. We should have done
facts about witches all week, speaky facts.

Speaker 6 (01:11:14):
The problem with most of these stories is that're not facts. Yes, now,
today's fact that it's about one of my favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
Flags, because it's flags, all flags all week and next
week to you reckon, yeah, because we're away tomorrow. So
I've only had to do three, but I've already got.

Speaker 6 (01:11:31):
Like eight short week for us, easy pickins here doing
two flag weeks and a round.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Flags are very factual. So it's about one of my
favorite flags. The Canadian flag.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
Good flag, good flag.

Speaker 6 (01:11:46):
Certainly recognizable, simple if you can draw a maple. If
that's not always simple, but once you've got it, you've
got it. Yeah, and way better than the Canada's old flag,
which is a.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Union jack up in the corner, like I say, some
colored thing. Then the body of the flag is just
a big, big chunk red and then there's a crest
with like a harp and and a lion, and then
three other things and then three of those things that
look like Scout emblems.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
This could have been our Red Peak. Yeah, they simplified,
they got modern on it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Yeah, just got rimple union jack, beautiful, simple, beautiful.

Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
Well, the fact is the man that designed this George
Stanley in nineteen sixty. Stanley a military veteran, an educator.
He said, our flag, and as an educator, he said,
our flag is too complicated. We need a simple flag.
These children they struggled to draw these flags. They got
to remember all these different aspects to the flag. I
propose to you the iconic maple leaf flag, and he said,

(01:12:45):
look how simple it is. He received death threats, went
public with this, really yea, it started getting a little
bit of a ground swell. He started getting serious death
threats and people saying, how dare you?

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
I remember when we had the flag referendum, people got
so I was so passionately against that sanitarium flag that even.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
Flag, it looked like it was so tacky and it's like, God.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
That would be embarrassing to have that flag. And then
when Red Peak was the last minute, I was like,
that is perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
That's what we need.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
Beautiful that or the laser key with laser people were
they were so passionate about it, and then we did
nothing and we wasted all that money.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
We still our sort of budget a stadium one our colony.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Flag.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Countries with black flags, not pirate countries.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Yees.

Speaker 6 (01:13:33):
Yeah the problem countries with black flags. No country has
established all black as its official national nations Square Bean.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Would that be black with the silver fern on it? Yeah, simple,
wasn't it. It's a bit dark, but yeah, I'm literally
I looked like literally working backstage today. Look, you look
like a brown We love black panst So he received
it because in nineteen sixty four, the Prime Minister of

(01:14:00):
Canada at the time said, I think we need a
new and I think personally we need a new flag.

Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
This is a little outdated that represents stuff that isn't
you know, modern Canada. And people were you headed debate
because this is the flag that people will fight under
and die under in World wars. Yeah, it's a lot
of this sit was a lot of the case with
we stick with old blue. Yeah, after the referendum, because
people said, you know, this is the there's still so
many people alive that have fought and died for this flag.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Yep, died for the country not the actual under the flag.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Symbolism and stuff. But you don't in New Zealanders aren't
really patriotic to their flag where it's America. These people
put them on their front doorsteps.

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
It's no, you cannot desecrate the flag. A bit more
patriotic to like the silver fern, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Yeah, trademarks, you couldn't just put that on it. You'd
have to have a mankey looking fern like they had
at the flag. Referend them because isn't the actual all
black silver fenders in that trademark or something? Is that
a thing? Sure, all blacks would let us have it.
Come on, let us have it, let us have it.
So they, like us, had a few options kind of
put forward. One had a beaver on it. Now that's

(01:15:12):
to me, putting the beaver on the flag. That sounds
that's fantastic. I love a beaver flag. So, but they
went for the simplicity and the unifying symbolism. Yeah, of
the maple leafs good.

Speaker 6 (01:15:22):
So in the letter when he said this is my
submission and this is why I think it would be great,
he said that it was just simple. He wanted kids
to be able to draw it, and he didn't want
divisive symbols in there, which the Union Jack was yeah, yes,
because part of Canada, even though it's under Canadas settled
by the French.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Yeah, and so there was a little bit of that
and that's not device. Maybe we should just have a
flax bosh on ours or something, Yeah, with a one
of those tour toys.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a fluffy toy toy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
That'll be fun.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
We love those.

Speaker 6 (01:15:57):
Yeah, it's got to be a toy toy though, because
there's one looks like it that's an invasive one.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
Yeah, that might be confusing. So it was approved in
nineteen sixty four by the House of Commons tic tic
tick and it became a symbol that we know now
is the Canadian flag.

Speaker 6 (01:16:10):
But he received death threats about it. So today's back
to the day is the man that designed the Canadian
flag is symbol maple leave with red and white got
death threats.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
First design fat of the day, day day day Dayah.

Speaker 16 (01:16:23):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do Doo doo doo doo
dooo doo plays flit Voorne and.

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
Haley bangs story, and I have kind of talked about
it a little bit on air.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
For the last few weeks, I've been experiencing mold test
to killer discomfort you have. I regularly checked for.

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
Lumps and bumps. No lumps, no bumps.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
You got kicked out.

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
I went to the doctor and she checked for lumps
and bumps. Yep, snow bumps.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
You did some tists.

Speaker 6 (01:16:57):
I did like a urine test and got a course
of antibiotics. But then apparently there was nothing in the
urinary test that indicated.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Any form of in fiction anything like that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
So that was just antibiotics for nothing. Oh God, gut house,
make them cheese, kim cheese. That's cheese with ketchup on it, right,
kept cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Cheese. Trying to rebuild my gut health.

Speaker 6 (01:17:23):
So the next step is I've been referred for an
ultrasound of the area of your ball loss of the.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Balls, pelvic area, the lower abdomen. Mom thinks I've got cancer,
but don't worry about that, cat. What is your mum? Google?
What is that like anyway? Anyway? Whatever?

Speaker 6 (01:17:45):
So I've got an ultra Sound'm not particularly worried about it.
I've got an ultrasound of the area tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Like around the D n B or on the bee,
on the bees and around the D because I've had
a look inside your D. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:17:59):
I've never had one before. I've never I've never had
an ultra seat.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Do they ultrasounduel D and bees? Well, they had to
pull it and then I'll run it along the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
Works.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
I've had heaps, right, I just hit one on my
shoulder like four weeks ago. Yeah, the ultrasound when we
had our girls. Yeah, and I went to the ultrasound.
They lubed up the tummy and like roll it around
to get yeah, and that's what.

Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
We're looking for and that and then they can get
quite uncomfortable though, when they're looking for a specific thing.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
So they got to dig it into some bits and
get up under bits.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Yeah, I've never had an ultrasound before. I'm kind of like,
this will be interesting. Here's my question. Okay, here's it
would finally.

Speaker 6 (01:18:39):
Because when I booked the appointment and the guy said
here's the time, Friday morning, eight thirty, I was like, okay,
doki And then I said and he's like, if you
got any other questions, And I said yeah, just.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
What just a question.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
Is there any preparation of the area required?

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
What am I doing with the pubes? Is that?

Speaker 4 (01:18:57):
That's that's what you mean.

Speaker 6 (01:18:59):
By is there any correct? Is there any preparation of
the area required? And he's kind of chuckled and said,
oh no, no, no, no, no no. I was like,
no shaving, no nothing, and he said, up to the
individual on what makes them comfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
But it's not medical. The machine will get through it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
So here's.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Here's my question.

Speaker 6 (01:19:20):
How prepped am I getting? Because I'm gonna I'm having
a tidy updiving.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
You don't want to look like check and breast No,
like a you know shaved, No, like like you're not
ready to you know, yeah, it's not first date prepping. No, right,
you know I'm not getting ready for some action.

Speaker 8 (01:19:41):
We are?

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
What am I going to do? We actually have a
friend who is a doctor. Yes, doctor Shawney, and doctor
Shawney joins us. Now, good morning doctor Shawnee, Morning King
Shawne and I we're doing the heavy track tomorrow. Oh
you are?

Speaker 8 (01:19:56):
You are?

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
So what are your pubes looking like for the heafy track?

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
You don't need a trim?

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
You never know what you might come across thy as
a medical do you have a.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Friend that hooked up with a guy and I dot
can't remember that. Yes, Nathan hopped up with that guy.
He didn't even have grinder. No, I wasn't even in
the huts behind where they keep all the cold.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
Yeah, oh gosh, why not nature beautiful?

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
I got a built in grinder. So as a medical professional,
what is the preferred situation when there's going to be
an investigation into that area? Well, I guess the first
question is how hairy are your ball?

Speaker 8 (01:20:34):
Yeah? I do.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
I do regularly. I go from long to nothing and
then just wait for it to grow back and then
just do it all at once. Okay, because you don't
maintain Nah, I didn't even let it get like crazy
out of control long and then just go back to zero.
Because you wouldn't do that if it was your garden,

(01:20:56):
and you wouldn't just let the lawns grow like two
foot tall and then weed whack it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Is it making much harder work when it finally comes
to the weed whacker.

Speaker 9 (01:21:03):
Yes, ultras on one, you know they can see through
skin and stuff, so they can definitely get for a
few years for you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
But do you have a for you? Is there?

Speaker 4 (01:21:16):
I know the answers no, But there's no judgment, is there,
whether it's full bush or.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Like dread blocks down there? There's no judge.

Speaker 9 (01:21:27):
We get to see, you know, have to see everything,
you know, anything from completely shaven to two DAGs, full
bush and any you know kind of age level. So
there's zero judgment from the medical professional because they've seen
it all before.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
But would you still be weird if someone's completely shaven
down to the like a chicken breast with skin on,
you'd be like, have you've done this?

Speaker 9 (01:21:51):
People can? People can have their body however they like
thing however, and this is incredibly important.

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
Hygiene.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Make sure that you're clean. Yeah, yeah, you're slaying. People
go to the doctor after a sweaty day at work.

Speaker 11 (01:22:07):
It's not often, but it has happened.

Speaker 8 (01:22:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
Maybe maybe people baby wipes in the glove box.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
I've got a KF Lemon freshertel. I don't think that
they ultrasound your shaft shaft? Yeah, I think were you
looking for a medical term for deck there?

Speaker 14 (01:22:28):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
Allow, I think you could say common phrase, but.

Speaker 9 (01:22:39):
A full report on your on your on your on
your boys down there though, born, so I think, I
think we I want to see that report.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
You want to see a report. Yeah, well it's a
free medical advice what you're doing.

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
Yeah, I show I showed short in my shadow flaps.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
You seen my X rays and sounds shorn sure, And
every time, of course we've ever hung out, everyone's bombarding
with medical questions. I'm just like leave the line like
that's more of a pub question than medical question. Yeah,
this was just more like more like three and shaved
them like a like a four level four.

Speaker 5 (01:23:18):
I think the pubis and the balls are two different
areas and should be treated thus. And I think that
the balls, I think we're gonna go right down shave
the balls.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
I think shave the balls and.

Speaker 9 (01:23:27):
To agree, you're going to get all the ultra sound
gel all over them as well.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
And if that's all mixed up.

Speaker 14 (01:23:34):
And.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Yeah, it's more afterwards, doctor Sny, thank you for your
medical advice.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
We're not said on, okay, we're shaving them all upstairs.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
Two or three, three, three?

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
I think two six, four.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Follow your I think to it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
For me, two is too sexy, three is fine for
a non sexy appointment.

Speaker 9 (01:24:08):
You don't want to send the wrong message to the
sonographer you know exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
That's yes, these poor people have to do this every day.
You do do it every day, so you get very
used to it.

Speaker 6 (01:24:24):
Here on behalf of sonographers everywhere that we always have
a tidy up before we go.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
I mean, but they don't care for and like they said,
like yeah, just choice of the job.

Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
I think it would be preferred. I think just a
little maintain maintenance fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
If you're if you're.

Speaker 9 (01:24:43):
Going into surgery, they shave you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
Okay, wow really yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:24:51):
Well, if there's an area that they need to put
an incision and it's got I want to you can
catching fiction and so they shave it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
And then yeah, all right, So doctor Shownan needs to
pack for this trip we're going on because he's has
impacked everything.

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
Okay, hiking socks please.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
And you don't have Yeah, he's gonna he's got to
get his hiking socks. Dr Shorty, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
Ms. Fletchbourne and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
Posts Malone on sid M. Fletchbourne and Hailey nine o'clock.

Speaker 5 (01:25:21):
Over the next month, I'm traveling around all of New
Zealand with a seven days live tour. Come and see
us if you want to see us, and don't if
you don't, you know, I'm fine with both of them.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Better reverse psychology. Don't come, Yeah, don't come. You would
like it anyway.

Speaker 9 (01:25:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
If you don't like comedy and laughter enjoy it, then don't. Don't.
Don't bother. Yeah, but you're pretty much going everywhere, aren't you.

Speaker 5 (01:25:42):
Yeah, Blenham, tod and apl Wellington, christ Church, New Plymouth,
Parmey and the Cargo, Hamilton, Wow, everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
Yeah, but tomorrow off to Blinham.

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
We fly to Blenham and then we fly back from
Blenham and then drive to Todunger strange route.

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
I wouldn't have chosen that one, but that's fine. I'm
not the producer. But we have to drive.

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
We're driving in sort of convoy and our own cars
to toning It because everyone has to be back at
different times. So it just worked out better.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
For some reason. I put up my hand to drive me,
Josh Thompson and Justine Smith in my.

Speaker 5 (01:26:13):
Vehicle, which I've just the old Master and the old Mazda,
which I've just remembered is the most feral vehicle I've
ever been.

Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
In my life, and I've forgotten and now I was like, shit,
I've got to clean it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:24):
I've got a boot full of you know, Salvation Army
stuff that has at least two more years to spend
in there.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
I have to pull that back out and put it
back in the garage.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
Maybe you can finally find a clothing bit. No, it's
too hard.

Speaker 4 (01:26:36):
So now I was like, oh my god, I get
I'm going to the doctor, go to the gym.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
I'll go. I'm have a nice chill day.

Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
No, I have to clean my manky, stinky, gross car.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
It's weird because every other part of your life is
quite orderly. Is your house is always clean?

Speaker 8 (01:26:51):
I know?

Speaker 5 (01:26:52):
The car, I always say is a reflection of my headspace, crazy, mad, frantic.

Speaker 6 (01:26:58):
Because that's what they say about if you're going to
rent a house to somebody, or got somebody a job,
you're supposed to have a peek in their car.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
Would never you never get a job you get? Would
you never have hired me?

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
Like she's too Chaosis's chaos?

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Yeah, I think this is Sometimes it's good to have
something that forces you to do it that way, but
you quite often you'll end up having to give us
a ride and you're just like, I'm so sorry, everything
in the back. Just ignore half this stuff. Ignore the
half a cheeseburger, you.

Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
Guys, Okay, can you just I was going to run
ahead to the car. Yeah, and I'm going to quickly
move everything. Well today that gets sorted, yay, because stupid car.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
Well you've got to make room with two people. Yeah,
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
But hey, we're now we're off on a long weekend.
So yeah, bye everyone, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Tuesday, off tomorrow, Yeah, off Monday. If you need to
catch up on any of the podcast it will be
a little bit of pods while we're away as well.

Speaker 5 (01:27:48):
Flitch did say to me Van, I don't know if
you heard, he said, because we're not going to say
we're all busy after the show.

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
And he said, well, we're all.

Speaker 5 (01:27:56):
Going away for the long week. We're not going to
see each other for ages. Genuinely upset because our genuine
and ship and I think you can hit it on here.

Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:28:02):
And then he said, what if I die?

Speaker 5 (01:28:03):
What if I film fall face down in a puddle,
And then he said, I'll be all like bloated.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
You know how the bodies get to think. I said,
I could be dying a river crossing on the heapy track.

Speaker 6 (01:28:12):
Yeah, can I just say dying in a river crossing
on the heavy tracks a bit different to falling face
down in a puddle.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
Well, he picture I pictured him face down in a
puddle when he said, I'd be all bloated and I'd
say hah, shame fat.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
When lated. Yeah, jaw line now is.

Speaker 4 (01:28:30):
That famous jewelne Now, Fletch floated.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
I just realized that they did the whole show with
my headphones on backwards, so well that means the shows backwards,
And isn't it We're gonna have to play this in reverse?
Or should we speak in reverse?

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
And hopefully they'll they'll work out the other way.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
A little give us.

Speaker 3 (01:28:50):
Plays z MS. Fletchborn and Haley

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