Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 5th November 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast Network, The Fletchhorne and Hailey Big Pod.
Great Things are brewing at Macafe, the perfect start to
every day zims.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Fletcher, Thorn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Thank you Brandon, good morning, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Fletchvaorn and Hailey Happy Melwyn can't slash guy Fawkes Day.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Not a great fan of either of them. Hell of
a combo.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Horses and fireworks, Yeah neither. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Do you know why, because like out we're Vorn and
I live.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Like, as soon as you kind of drive into our area,
there's all these enormous tacky signs.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Like burg dirty, fireworks, monsterful like okay, okay, that sounds fun.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
No very we just don't get it around us.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
There's too many people with horses, Ye're true. Whereas I'm
a little bit more suburbia.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah, we're in this weird mix of not like farm
bag where people can do it in the middle of
their farm and just move the cattle away and have
like a full.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Blown bonfire and fireworks too small.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
I'm right in the central city where people will fire
Roman candles out the balcony.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, that's good fun break a year. I love it.
People come together.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
You know scream at the one arse I was sitting
off fireworks at three o'clock in the morning. Will you
your chance to get in the draw We're still doing
this the sweep to set to check.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I heart ready a jingle ball? Oh god, yes, a
great lineup in New York.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
So if you want to get to New York five nights,
five nights in New York. And not only that, an
amazing gig eight o'clock this morning, just to identify the
famous New Yorker fictional or other.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Non fictional fiction huge fan of Today's voice. Yeah, eight
o'clock in the drawer, Top six on the way.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah, gen zs are giving up up sixty fun times
and sleep for this new thing. And I'm saying, come on, guys,
get real sleep in sex. Two of my favorite top
three things that start with the other one sausage rolls.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yum yum. The other one.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
What's your order if you've got to go? Sleep six
sausage rolls. How we doing it?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Sleep number one two sausage roll Yeah, because you've got
to have some suffageres No, I'm.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Not saying rank them.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
I'm saying we're doing all No, No, I mean we're doing
all three in an afternoon.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
What order are we doing it in? Six before I sleep?

Speaker 6 (02:38):
Everybody didn't make up great, everybody knows a little the
bi before a little snots of course, and then a
little saucy roll after a snap.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
So we've got the top sex things they should be
giving up in seat play Pleashborn and Hailey Well.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Canterburn University is investigating it's two students are two student
halls of residents have fallen sick?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Two students worth.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Of students because they reckon that there's been some food
points and bad food. Oh no, because like maybe some
what some chicken maybe, but two halls of residents. Yeah,
so they are the same catering company must be.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, and when in a hall, because I didn't live
in a halls of residence, you'd share it. But I
frequented some fors for study time to study some friends
and they were always like, there's just joint toilets, like
your your dorm doesn't have a personal toilet.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Well that do you know? That's what they've said.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Apparently are over two hundred students were up at all
hours of the night. There was vomiting, extreme diarrhea. There
were lines of the extreme diarrhea. No, just diarrhea, which
itself is extremely extreme, and apparently like there were like
obviously the meaning toilets, so there were lines for the toilets.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
And you're queuing, yeah, to explode.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah, would you one one student quoted in a news
article who asked to remain anonymous, said, after dinner on
Sunday night is when over two hundred students were up
at all hours of the night.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
So okay, if you were in a single room dorm, right,
you've just got your own little space and there's cues
for the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Do you reckon? You get in a bucket, do you reckon?
You're finishing your way, but you're going to go all
around you.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
It's always weird enough when you're sharing communal toilets and
you have to wait and someone comes out and you
know they've dumb poop, I know, and then you're the
seats warm and the seats warm, Yeah, they reckon. It
was a chicken suved larkie and a rice dish, which
was Sunday night's meal.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Rice can get you be sauce and wedges. What would
be the widges? What was for breakfast or something before that?

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Because people always blame the last meal they had, but
these things can take a little wilder settle, interiator really
jupe up checking could be what like twelve that night,
chicken could be that night.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Yeah, I've definitely like eaten a bad meal and then
been terrible quite quickly.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Right, well apparently yeah, they're going to investigate so well
that makes me feel so well.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
It's exam time, so everybody is like.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Well, what a bit of time to study when you're
forced on the loo. Yeah, bring your textbox out and
sit down.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
And if you run out a toilet paper, just take
the pages at the front and the back that are blank.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah, just sort of dicks.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
Oh my god, I honestly feel like hell on Earth
those poor students.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Its Fledgeborn and.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Hailey, a journalists went around and asked a bunch of
teenagers in New Zealand their thoughts on period products and
how we feel because it's now it used to only
be one thing. Well, it used to only really be
a cloth back in the day. Back in the day,
that's where they say on the rag because.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
They literally just get some cloth and drags.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Always remember watching there's a New Zealand movie called Angel
at My table about famous New Zealand author Janet Frame
and we're watching it in high school and there's one period,
one period unattended, where she gets her period and her
mother safety pins at an old towel at the front
of arrundies in the back of arundees.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
And ha, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
And the teacher was like, literally, not that long ago,
not that long ago at all, that's what happened, especially
for people who didn't, you know, have nice We were
just like what.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
So they asked a bunch of teenagers between thirteen and
nineteen their thoughts on it, and the general consensus is
that tampons are dead done with them. I was like,
oh god, no, absolutely not, whereas in my generation that
was the go too.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
But you're still they're still on the soupermarkets and they're
still buying them.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
But I think that I think this will be like
the safety pinned towel.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yep, it will work its way out.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Think of the most because their menstrel cups came in
and they were really big.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
For a while.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
I didn't not really big, they're small and unsuitable.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
They were buckets. See, they were like big rubbery buckets.
I've never used what I couldn't. I couldn't get my
head around them. But they were.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
They got very popular. But a lot of a lot
of people love them, I know. But now people just
wear period under.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
It's just like and that's where it's at. That's where
it's at.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
All that.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
So nineteen people were saying that they think tampons are uncomfortable,
and one person her lambs Lovely, she's nineteen.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
She says, they're not cool. Oh so it's a cool factor.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
They're uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
They're not cool environmentally because you know, teenagers, because we've
left them.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Quite a screwed up planet called a wasteland. Yeah, quite
a WASTELANMD what we've done there. So they have to
worry about us, like people before I was speaking on
behalf of everyone who's not a teenager. Yeah, but not us.
We're not asked. You're talking about people, and they're like,
it's pretty quiet about it all. But they played a
good party, just like leave us, let us be. We're

(07:59):
not the target. But they're worried about the environmental impact
of it.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Also, this kid, there are chemicals and tampons and then
you're putting the inside your body.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
And you're like oh yeah, it's a bit off. So
it's there. They're done. I'll never forget the day that
I watched on looking forward to seeing I watched.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
I never forgot my first Well there's the original, my
first Tampa.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
I'm given to me by my mother.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
No, I just remember I had one friend who had
trouble it right, because how to get it.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Because it's not you know, just ram it. There's an angle.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Yeah, it's literally when you get a box tampos that
comes with a little leaflet.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, and it shows you that long ago.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
So we had kids, but they were like little little
and I Shadow and I were just talking about like
what it will be like when they get to the
age where they need to be told. And I was
and I saided, like just asking questions for a very
naive place of course. And I said to Shadow, where
do you keep your applican applicator?

Speaker 3 (09:02):
That's so American?

Speaker 4 (09:03):
But then she's like no, and I'm just got ten
of them, just bloody thumber.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah, you don't care abound that ship.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
But I remember a friend of mine struggled with the
insertion of it, and my other friend was trying it.
We would have been like thirteen or fourteen. Yeah, my
other friend was trying to describe it. She was like,
it's like that's you gotta.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Go back, not up back. And my other friend was
just like, I just can't.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
Get it right just because it looks just keeps slipping
towards my butt. She was sort of in the outside.
But so in the end my friend was just like,
come here, and and we went into the bathroom of
a friendship and she like showed her that's a friendship.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
How beautiful are still friends?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Lifelong. I don't think you cannot be friends.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Literally seen and been part of that bonding experience.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Play ms Fletchborne and Haley play z Ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
I have written an article the morning Shed boy. He's
a clever boy.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
He coty and posted it into apt and he said,
can you please summarize this article and put it into
five bullet points for me? Ah. The morning shed is
this new beauty regime being undertaken by gen Z's. It's
an elaborate skin time, nighttime skincare routine, but then you
leave it on all night and you gotta obviously sleep
on your back so it doesn't get smitt all over

(10:34):
your pillow.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Oh I have seen this and I was like, I
honestly would just choose to not look as good the
next day.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
They've got like a mask on.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
There's a thing under the chin to tighten this, but
under the how do you do that?

Speaker 5 (10:49):
It's your tape, like it's like sports tape, and you
tape it your double chin.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Here rollers, mouthguards, gerry straps, and sometimes mouth tape to
purportedly improve skin and facial structure over nine.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
So you're not sleeping at us creating neck wrinkles. Yeah,
and then in the morning they're all like peeling it
off and they're all.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Blowing and stuff serums, moisturizes and treatments. Now, the problem
is it takes so long to do that. You're getting
to bed later. You're not getting as good as quality
sleep because you're sleeping on your back and you can't
disturb it. And then in the morning you've got to
wake up earlier to take it all off and get
your face.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
That sounds like a rig morale.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
And even worse, when you get into bed, you're not
hanky pank all.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
You can't smirch and hanky pans. Well, you can't smash
the face, can't smash the serums. Yeah, you have to
make love like flitch.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
No kissing and lying on his back, Yeah, no kissing.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah, yeah, that's not your stomach chin elevated. Well, how
do you think you get this draw line? Exactly?

Speaker 4 (11:49):
So they're saying this isn't worth it. Sleep is probably
the most important thing to good skin. Yeah, just good
night's sleep. Eat well, Yeah, I suld to process foods,
but that's obviously too hard. So now I got to
take myself up wasting your money taping your face up.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
I mean, if it all goes down south to get
botox on a face left, you know.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
You know the amount you're spending on the way there
in one whack getting it taken care of Top six
things gen Z should give up instead of a sleep
and six Number six on the list stupid get ready
with me videos. Just hurry up and get ready, Just
hurry up and get ready. We don't need to get ready.
There's someone somewhere waiting in the car for you to
get in. Yeah, and you're filming a video. Yeah, we'll

(12:37):
just being like come on the day is beginning. Number
five on the list of the top six things gen
Z should give up instead of sleeping six googling cucumber
salad recipes.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Why are we getting so much cucumber? Goblin cucumber. We
can't afford to do that in your cell and it's
too expensive. Well, we're getting into a cucumber season.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Yeah, but I've got so many cucumber plants in the
garden because you have children that will every day try
to make it different.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Cucumber salad.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Oh God, to be honest, some of them are really young.
I know they're really but just make your salad. There
a lot of sesme oil, yeah, a lot of sense.
Would you ever need to splashed something on a delicious Yeah,
it's not great. Number four on the last of the
top sex things gen Z should give up instead of

(13:21):
sleeping sex playing dress to impress?

Speaker 3 (13:24):
You heard about dress to Impress?

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yes, it's a game within roadblocks, right, and it like
randomly goes and these eruptions, and then you've got to
put together an outfit before your little model thing struts
down the catwalk and then everybody votes on who had
the best look.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Look, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Number four on the last of the top sex things
gen z should give up instead of sleeping sex doom scrolling, yeah,
probably costs people a bit of sleep and six as well.
All do that although the US election, it's hard not
to do the scroll.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Nothing doomier than the scrolling that.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Yeah, number two in the last of the top sex
things genes z should give up a instead of sleeping six.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
This one blew my mind watching The Rookie.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
You know that Rookie, the TV show The Rookie, star
of Nathan Philli. Yeah, how popular that is with like
under twenties, is it? Yeah, it's it's I do not
because I am in the other day and the girls
were watching The Rookie on Netflix and I was like,
what are you guys watching the Rookie.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
I'm like, why are you watching the Rookie? It's amazing,
It's so ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
This is like when my kids got into watching Young
Sheldon and I was like, I'd never watched Young Sheldon
And I was like, is that like the Big Bang Theory?
And it's the prequel to the Big Bang Theory but
completely different to the big serious little Lake, not dark,
but like serious family issues. And they watched that and
now they're.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Onto the Rookie.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Is it appropriate?

Speaker 3 (14:49):
I don't think it's probably I think it's probably not.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
It's just a police poky.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah, is it a comedy. It's so it's quirky. It's
not a serious police to see. Weird they're watching the Rookie.
I do find that so weird.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
The numbers and your Netflix is like, don't know why
explain that someone watched the Rookie and then said this
is great and now they're.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
All watching the Rookie.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Okay, and number one on the list of the top seconds.
Gen Z should give up instead of slaving six learning,
ticked off dancers with their besties. Yeah, just we're done.
I think we're done.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
I think we could be done with that. I think
we're done with that. We've been done with that since
Savage Love. Just keep going.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
No, that was at least that one was simple. Now that's.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Play Fleitchforne and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Now you know, I'm a big Brittany advocate. I love her,
I love your music. I loved her when I was young.
She's been through the Ringer and that's that's somewhat of
an understatement.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Through the bloody Ringer.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
Hashtag free Brittany, she got out of your conservativeship and
she has since gone quite rogue, and it is a
kind of a beautiful train wreck because I get the
impression that she's also enjoying it.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Do you know what I mean? That she's just living
a be his life married to South.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Last week, there's an announcement of music that wasn't actually happening.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
She's still doing her dancing with nights.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
What music did she announce that it's not happening that well,
I am thing.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
Yeah, well, no, no, not that. It was like a
rumor that she was working on new music at the moment.
She's in studious.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
She did a song with while I am yeah, yeah, yeah,
I thought she was doing more though the most awful
song you've ever heard in your life.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
It's not as good as Womanizer.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
So yesterday I was on my social media's and I
was there. I was online at the same time as
brit britt because fresh post from Brett and it's a
little pink Rose saying be as in capital B slash
like gap tiny, be tiny, and it's her announcing that
she has been working really hard on a jewelry line, right,

(17:02):
and lots of slips have jewelry even now bloody own.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Is it wrong? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Okay, very very successful, primarily bow jewelry.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
So she announces it be tiny. I'm so excited. My
first jewelry line is coming soon. Delicate, extremely different in
one of the kind pieces in her own words, and
then she shares a photo. Now, if you've ever been
to a market in I'll say, the Middle East.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Where's this going?

Speaker 5 (17:43):
I don't know if I like, ye know, bizarre a
supermarket or even the markets in say Singapore, Hong Kong,
or even though I would say, if you had have
been into what was it before?

Speaker 3 (17:58):
It was le Lisa not clears girlies. What was that?

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Hang on, get on the mic because I cannot.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
It was Diva Diva.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
If you've ever been into Diva, which was like the
home of cheap jewelry, you would have maybe seen something
similar to Britney's first delicate, extremely different pieces, okay.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
That I would describe.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
So she's got like a ring, sort of wrist chain,
I'll describe it with fox, turquoise and a metal that
I'm going to assume is some kind of.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Thing that's going to turn your hand.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
She went to the local college on Wednesday, nights and
did a jewelry making class. She's importing these and like,
you wouldn't put that in a sparple change.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
I know you would absolutely rash to the wild. It
doesn't look classy or expensive. It looks really cheap. But
do you know what, maybe that's because it wasn't positive
to say because I am a Brittany I know you're
a Britney advocate.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Does she have a team behind and do you know,
like I don't know, like a manager And surely she does,
right Sure after the conservativeship, she probably just got rid
of everybody.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
I think she did.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
And I mean I'm sure she's got an assistant or
something like that. Yeah, definitely doesn't have anyone managing her
social media anyway. I guess stay tuned for be Tiny
Brittany's new jewelry.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Coming to a Saturday flea market near you. Yes, EM's
fledg Vaughn and Hailey. Silly Little Pole, silly It is
so silly, silly, silly that.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Silly little pool, silly little.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Today's silly little Pole. Have you made a new friend
in the last year? Now?

Speaker 4 (19:54):
This is on the back of a news story with
and this is based on a Americans concerned that the
social isolation didn't stop with the pandemic. Yeah, and a
poll has found that many Americans are starving for human
contact in twenty twenty four, thirty seven percent saying they're
stuck in a rut, and four and ten saying that

(20:16):
they haven't made Its weird that you said thirty seven
percent but just didn't follow it up forty percent. Yeah,
forty percent. Yeah, stathetically you were yeah, all over the show, Well,
forty percent of people haven't made new friends and over
a year.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
I was talking.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Oh, I actually had a really big conversation over the
weekend about this about just you know, you've just got
your people and superple aren't really interested in making new friends.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah, I've got my team.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Whereas you know, mate, I'll just keep got to catch
them all.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
The same thing said, thirty eight percent haven't attended a
party in six months.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Sounds ideal to me. I love party.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
You do think about the friends you've made, and if
you hadn't gone to a party, or you hadn't gone
to something, you wouldn't have made those lifelong free Yeah,
but I've already made them, so I don't need anymore.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
But we've all made a lot of new friends in
the last couple of years, like the gaggle, you know, like, oh,
I don't really know that much Flitch, you know, I
suppose I'll call your friend.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
The special little angel of my time and non exist.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
In life before give me hard.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Do you talk to people that move to new towns
the other day and they said it's very clique where
they are, you.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Know, smaller New Zealand, hard to get into.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Hard to break in, and so you're trying to make
friends with people and they don't want a bar of it.
I think New Zealand is pretty bad at that. Yeah
with someone I remember someone saying, yeah, maybe from overseas. Yeah,
New Zealand is all bloody moving here and sticking to
themselves and not socializing. We are. Have you made a
new friend in the last year. Of people said yes,

(22:02):
that's surprising.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Twenty eight percent said nay, I have not. Maddie started
a new job and have made a couple of new friends.
Still not friends enough to hang outside of work though,
we're not friends enough them on social media so they
see when you're pulling a.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Sickie Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, gotta build that and don't
knock on you. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
I was on maternity leave and recently moved to rural England.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Oh, alfhere, rurally that sounds lovely, star stone walls, little bridges.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
That's the first thing I was going to say is
he's got a stone wall cottage and the cottage sort
of garden and one of those tally tubby.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Cat that's me.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Rural England has postman pat him cruising over those little lanes.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
She probably lives in a townhouse and a share hold.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Smoggy Yeah, unemploy because the factory shut down. Yeah. She
said there's a tender for mums called Peanut, and I've
met so many mum friends on it.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Oh that's cool. That's how a lot of people make
friends groups. Yeah, yeah, wouldn't do.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
I tell you how you don't make friends is bring
your kid to a dock hut and it's all.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
How old.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Let's speak three. That's a dog, no child? Yeah, yeah,
couldn't talk. Maybe three toddler crime when it fell over
and donked its head. Yes, oh my god, baby, Yeah,

(23:42):
Gareth speaking my language. He says, I've got a group
of friends. Why would I possibly want any more? That's
a Vorn. That's a Vorn call that one a man is.
Once you get to forty, it's thin in the crop.
Don't anymore.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
It's quality, not quantity.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yeah, I don't really like people, said Amanda, even though
I work in recruitment, which is all about people. Five
close friends and then a few stragglers, and that's plenty
to keep up with.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Did the stragglers know that they are considered the stragglers
are not the close friends?

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Sure of straggler. I'm always close.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
You're getting close, yeah, Samantha says. I went back to
study and I thought i'd be a thirty five. I
thought I'd be that thirty five year old that would
be isolated.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
But it's been awesome for making friends. Oh that's cool.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Vivian had moved from Germany to Australia, so I had
to But Australian people are absolutely lovely, so it's easy.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Oh yeah, gotta love the name Vivian German Vivian too.
It's just so classy. Yeah, vivv viv viv Yeah for sure, yeah, Vi.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
I've made new friends through my new hobby Runnings is clear, okay,
Tony and I said, I don't really like people. It's
your people if you don't like them. Made a new
one last year and then she moved to Australia.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
That bitch that's from.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Gymm We were in so we met when I set
it up my new job last year. We clicked immediately
and now we're work besties. Quite taking it out of work. Yeah,
full time bestie, just work besties.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Tech Done plays flesh one and Hailey Olivia Rodrigo, who
honestly thank God for her.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I love her, great pop music, great voice. What's there?

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Someone's got a new gadget. You're sitting what is there?

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Literally about three seconds before, he was like, because he's
been playing with.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
His new gadget when I'm trying to I've got one
of those wallet card things that you put in your
wallet and it connects to your find mine.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
My last one ran out of battery. I'm gonna get
one for my dad.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
It's well, okay, yeah, you talk about we'll talk about
gadget for your dad for his wallet or just for
your dad.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
My dad.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
You know we're gonna slip me realwhere on him and
his things. Anyway, talking about Olivia oluvid or you girl.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
She was on.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Felon sharing a story about how she was nearly arrested
at an airpool.

Speaker 7 (26:02):
I got in trouble with the law for the first
time in my life.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Talk to me.

Speaker 7 (26:06):
Okay, So we were going from Canada to like Portland
or something.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
We were at border control.

Speaker 7 (26:10):
I give him my passport and they're like, okay, whatever.
And they knock on the door and they're like, we
need Olivia and I'm like, I just played a few shows.
Maybe like their daughter wants an autograph. It's three am,
and I'm delirious and they take me to a room
and it's an interrogation room and there's like a big
cop with like a gun and he's like, have you
ever been arrested. I'm like, no, I haven't been arrested.

(26:32):
He's like, are you sure. I'm like gas sending this.
I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Maybe I was like arrested and I didn't.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Know it, Like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you start second
guests of course it was arrested.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Yeah, why yeah? And I'm not lying.

Speaker 7 (26:44):
He's like, you know, you could go to jail for
lying with a federal officer like this, like this is
really bad. Freaking out, I'm like I'm not gonna be
wting to America. Like I'm so scared, I'm like.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Having a panic attack.

Speaker 7 (26:54):
And after thirty minutes some interrogation, he looks at me
and he goes, what's your name, Olivia? You go like
R O D R I G O. And he's like, oh,
there's a there's a girl ho looks just like you.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
That's your same age.

Speaker 7 (27:05):
It's been arrested multiple times in her name's Olivia Rodriguez.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
So basically, uh, basically Olivia Rodriguez. Nearly seen Olivia Rodriguo
to jail because Olivia Rodriguez who committed some crimes.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
And as a young woman with brown here.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
You'd imagine if it was like, I don't know, Bob Smithy,
you leave my uncle out of us, or you know
good man Emma Jones, like a common name that many
people would share.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Yeah, and if they're on the run all their crimes
and whatnot. But anyway, she was fine after this.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Have you ever been interrogated in Newport before?

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Yes, because a friend of the show, Morgan, we were
going through Cuba and we had we had we had
Mexican skulls, like fake skulls. Oh yeah, but they had
X rayed them and thought they were a real human skull.
Oh okay, but they would just dick creative Mexican sky,
a little bit of voodoo and Cuba anymore. But then

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they opened our suitcase in front of us and then
realized they were polystyrene with no I've never I've been
in the little room because we're coming back from somewhere,
and I was like, I do have somebody to de
clear because I'm a good kiwi yep, and that I
wouldn't even worried about that.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
And I was like, you're the ones that make a
big thing about it.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Do you think I should have worried about the reindeer
hide that I smuggled back from Norway?

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yes? Probably, Wow, that's on my couch anyway.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
I want to know this morning, if you've ever been
at the center of a case of mistaken identity when
someone thought that you were someone that you aren't.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
People this is why I don't know.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
Have you ever filled out a like if you've ever
gone into America, there's like a place for a redress
number or like a It's like, if this happens to you,
you get a number.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
I think that's what that's for.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Or there's like a number you can have that you
put and like, oh, it's not me. We've been through this.
I'm not that other person that's on a watchless kind
of thing. Yeah, totally, that's the thing. People have similar names.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Yeah totally, or similar appearances or yeah you never know,
I don't know that I've ever been, or you.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Get like, yeah, I guess you get bailed up by
the police because you fit a description of someone down
the road that did. It was an episode of Police
ten seven a long time ago, and I'm talking like
a long time ago, like Graham Balde, like classic Police
tens and we were sitting around in a flat watching it,
and one of the police sketches looked exactly like a
flat mate was no, no, no, no, no no no,

(29:41):
that's what he said. That's what he said, like a
different city and everything. But I look like them enough
that you're like, if someone really loves that show, and.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
They might see them and be like, okay.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
Well, I mean maybe it doesn't even have to be,
you know, a criminal or law based thing, just when
someone mistook your idea entity for someone else.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
I used to get it when I was a bit younger.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
All the time oh are you Steve?

Speaker 3 (30:05):
I mean me and Mel Bracewell. God, that was years
and years of stuff.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
People would always have purchased of me playing the piano
and be like Mel Bracewell on the keys, and I
was like, I learned those lessons for sixteen years.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Okay, one hundred dars at him. We want to take
your calls now, you can take through nine six nine sex.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Have you had a case of mistaken identity? Wow? So
we want to know if you've been.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
If you've had a case of mistaken identity when someone
thought you were someone else.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Whether it was a running with the law, which is
a very popular message that we've had in Yeah, Kate
said my dogball Ganger stole sunglasses from Smith and Coey.
Oh oh that's the thing, and your face gets put
up on the I.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Would say Smith and Coey would have a lovely something
that would be a nice last range.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
So bo that's bug. Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Complained to the bank that someone had used my number,
said Allie, and I got one hundred and fifty pounds
as a sorry, oh mistaken idea. They tried to get
into someone's car and he was my mine. That's that's
a situation of mistaken CARDI I've done that before, and

(31:11):
you're beeping your thinger pulling on the handle, and then
you look and and you say, oh, that's not my
this isn't my car.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
I've done it once and someone was in the car
and I'm like, get out of cranking on the handle.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
And then you're like, look, sorry, when people get into
the wrong car.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
At a concert, I got right up behind my partner,
put my arms around her and whispered in her hair.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Was not the partner? I love you so much, You're
so beautiful. Can I help you, sir?

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Go to German see some things?

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Yeah, sorry, it's been a long time since I've engaged
in hot dirty talking. Went to get home and eat
some yoga. Can I went to get home and see
some things. Should we go now while the ubers are cheaper? Yeah? Yeah,
pricing is about to go through the roof.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Hold me back to stop. I'm an identical twin and
drew my twenties. I had my face leack to my
warner i'd never met because of my identical twin, Oh
naughty twin. I had these random teenagers following me around
Rebel Sport because I thought I was famous. I heard
them saying, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's them. We should
ask for a photo. What did they think they he was,

(32:27):
don't I I need to know, don't I?

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Someone said, I'm a line haul truck driver and I
always get told that I look and I always get
mistaken for Tom Hardy.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Terrible get mistaken. I wouldn't like Tom Hardy.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
My daughter gets mistaken in public for the silver Fern
Maya Wilson. Okay, yeah, talking her about netball and she's like, oh, no,
you've got the wrong person.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
You could really have some fun with that, like an endorsement.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
My wife had the exact same experiences Olivia when she
went through Hawaii on her way to l a X.
She was detained for four hours and nearly missed her connection.
Eventually there was a known criminal the same.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Name year wild like that and probably doesn't even look
like them. I was in Australia and I was just
outside walking down the road and chanted one Nation, One Nation.
I was like, what the hell is going on? Are
you a Australian politician? Oh, you'd have to change your

(33:28):
hair cut, grow your hair around nixt time you go
to Australia.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Ship. You don't want to be mistaken for her. She's
a piece of she's a piece of shirt.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
My doppelganger shipped into the same town as me. Made
for some awkward discussions.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
I wonder what they did.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
What happens when you come face to face with your
doppel ganger. Let you both obviously realize you look alike?

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Right, yeah, well.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Remember remember a few like a few months ago, I
hosted that Australian insurance broker's event and the next morning
I came back and they were that's haven't you had
a big night on the town And this whole like
group of people thought I was at the bar buying
them drinks, but there was a doppelganger And.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Have you managed it? Have you ever managed to track
her down? Yeah? I met her and I saw it.
I was Australian. I get there. Okay, she had a
little bit more here than me.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
But right, it's a female police officer's message in the show,
wondering if they can get what route the Tom Hardy
truck driver works on trucker. Maybe Tom Hardy is still listening,
if we can get were you really driving?

Speaker 3 (34:33):
What? What what company you're driving?

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Or maybe we'll past. Yeah, we'll pass it onto this cop. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
I mean, if you feel free to give me a
link to your instagrams, it's Tom Hardy.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Maybe he's fudging as ours was fudging digital.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Okay, right, long book, I'm on my way to Wellington
from Parmi right now.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Well yeah, and probably all the other truck drivers like god,
now we're going to have a truck stop.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Way station things.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
I am sure that truck driver are going to be
really sad to be pulled over by a female police
officer trying to get a.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Look at their face bent. Oh yeah, what's happening? Yeah, hello, hello, Hello, Hello,
Tom Marty. Because they all speak with British. She walks up,
whacking the truck. We better, but Tom Mary, he's ready
to try to place. Oh you're not, Tom Marty.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Smash Smash plays Itams Fletchborne and Haley plays it.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Wipe up my drawl because I'm looking at the twenty
twenty five Kiwi Firefighters calendar.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
What's it? I don't know. It shocked me somewhere. What's happening?
What's the last field? Giddy looking at the pretty boy
clicked on.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
The I was sent a link can we firefighters Calendar?
I can't even speak kee we firefighters calendar dot cod.
Instead I clicked on the link. The first thing I
am my eyeballs are confronted with is one of the
most rock sections I've seen in my time.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Went down. Yeah, so every year they do.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
A minimum zero You can see where they are trim
trimmed to a zero perfection.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
So every year they do this, and of course it's
raising money for Maimber, which has started and flitch a
pitiful effort from you.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Do you know?

Speaker 4 (36:30):
I went bush for four days and I did get
some comments yesterday about my my, my five days, my
five days double.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
You need to grow a mustache.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
I genuinely, because you can grow a beard like you've
got full you take for.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Us to get you to grow mustache? I don't don't
put on the table. What would it take like thousands
of dollars?

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Okay, so we pay you thousands.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Charity you feel strongly enough about. We set a fundraising
target and we had it that you would growing mustache
for And I'm talking a good like grow it in,
not just shave it.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
I can't deal with facial hair itches. Me so much.
We pushed through the itchy stage, and that's not I
don't even know what the itchy stage is.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Okay, Well, speaking of mustache has suggested a charity.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yeah, we've got to do the gay sheep charity Rainbow Wall.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
If you weren't listening last week, we learned that some
what was it eight percent of sheep at home?

Speaker 3 (37:36):
No, no, yeah, eight percent and then thirty percent to buy.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah. I actually drove because at the start of the
heavy track you go through Tarcica and a lot of farmland.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
I looked at some sheep and I thought, I wonder
which one.

Speaker 8 (37:46):
I literally went to CoolWall Park and I was scoping them.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Yeah, yeah, I thought about the whole week.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
It was one of those sheep getting up from standing
order to have lame back legs.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
There was a few sick ones.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
The picture. My immediate thing was gay or not. That
sheep needs a bit? Yeah, a few six sheep?

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Is it? You get that there's not gonna be a
problem because Flich is gonna raise thousands and thousands of
dollars for.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
This is beautiful.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
We need to get behind this charity in a bed way.
You can great your mustard so the firefighters. Now I've
got a little like a couple of little samplers, so
there's a lovely My goodness, where's the I'm not getting
any samplers? Where is if you just go on like
I went on the contact page and they've just got a.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Couple of I think last year's one, so close ups,
I'm not sure I haven't. So you can pre the
news as you can pre order the calendar. Now is
it on that pack.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Which there are sex you need a moment? What is it?
Utterly insane?

Speaker 5 (38:52):
So you can go if you go on key we Fighter,
Key We Firefighters Calendar, do you buy it's.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Twenty I'm just looking at one of these bodies now,
if you kind of like take it off just underneath
the teet yep and then down to where the pants start,
it actually looks like an ice cream cone because the gutters,
the v.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
There comes up on the legs.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
That's the cone, and then the abs are like the
layers of ice cream.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
I never know, I've never seen that before in a
right naked mouth.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
So it's raising money for November, which is men's health
and also like mental well being, and that's a huge
thing in the firefighter industry.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
That's why they get behind it in such a way
because they do.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
I mean, it's high streets and they see some and
also the key part of mental, mental and physical wellbeing
is physical activity. That's why they're like, and we'll show
you some other results of great physical collectivity, like these bodies.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
You need one of these calends.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
The models are current firefighters who are acting in a
private capacity. Now usually Vaughn, you've got a lighter on you,
let's start them, goddamn fight.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
It's lit. The rest of the building today is skyfawks.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
That is busy, rapped me in the abdominals and a
little well ice cream gone going on in the mid show.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Straight at my magnolia tree and it's a blaze. Help
help me. Why are you sitting your magnoliatory on fire?
Because I a fight?

Speaker 4 (40:24):
So you might not get one of the calendar ones,
just saying yeah, because there's twelve firefighters in the calendar,
and I'm guessing there's thousands across this country.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
About one of them.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Keep you, I mean, it's a beautiful keep buying mostripid
tickets exactly.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
You know, every time that we go for a little
walk together after the show. Sometimes we get stopped at
a light and we'll see a fire truck. You're telling
me that we're not all looking at it and having
a little lot to see if there's a little thing
to have a look at.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
It must be heartbreaking being in that truck, being like,
I'm a firefighter, I am a respected first respondergency. And
then you get to a light and you stop and
people are looking and you're like, yeah, that's right, We've
got a big truck. And then they're like and turn
around and I'd be like, hi, because I'm not on
the calendar.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Do you remember when we went down to unveiled Dame
Judy Drench the Hawks Bay fire truck at the airport
there and Flitch put on the firefighters outfit.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
They brought us one one of the most confusing days.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Of my life.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
You're welcome. Imagine had a mustache. I know I would
have been.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Well, all jokes aside, it's for an incredible cause.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Great cause, and they know it where it's all very
tongue in cheek as well.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
I think you can jump online to order them or
they normally go out on the streets during this kind
of time.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Firefighter calendar, and yeah, they're twenty bucks.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
And also Carolin, don't is it Greek that you order
you always every year, it's your tradition, you get one
for your grand Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
I think this will be like the third year. That's
so horny.

Speaker 8 (41:51):
Yeah, she loved it the first time as a little joke,
as a little haha. And then last year when I
we did Secret Sanda last year and she's like, am
I still gonna get my calendar?

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Oh my god, amazing.

Speaker 8 (42:03):
And now she's moved into a retirement home and all
the nurses are like, this is good, this is good.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
Well you buying it last year's calendar. Well, this year's
calendar that was available last year raised fifty thousand dollars
for November.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
So get one great stuff just just because it's charity.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
That's why I calls editor cart too plays ms FLETCHPHN
and Hale.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
Did you see so you know Lady Gaga's got new
music to go to new music video choreograph boo very
own Paris Gobo cos there Blady Gaga were parass. You
gotta have Facebook page back yet, Oh my god, that
was one of my favorite times of Facebook.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Yeah, I want to see what a guy did with
a chainsaw and it was a guy carving an owl
and people being like, you don't any carround? Yeah, I
think you might have been hacked. I had one of
those cries last night. It was a silent, not like
it wasn't one of those. It was just one of
the cries where the tears just like so so far

(43:02):
I roll down your face and every now and then
you have to go like that and wipe it away.
Was mortgage refixing time. I'll go that is a breathing cry,
although it's not as bad as last mortgage refixing time.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Because I think we're going We're going down some.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
What caused the leaky last night was the first show
of Indy being Peter Pan and her show's production of
Peter Pan.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Ah, you've seen us her photo. I was like, I
felt so proud.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
I know.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
I was just like, oh my god, look at her.
She's got the tubed the costume.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
I know.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
And we weren't going to go last night.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
They all said don't come on the first night because
of they never go and you never gone the first night?

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Is that a theater thing? Never gone? Opening night? Never gone?

Speaker 5 (43:43):
You get the second show blues, What's Away? One of
the second show blues.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
When the adrenaline and the kind of of opening night discipplint.
I'm not in theater, but let's get this right from
the start.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Why are you uditioning out to good money to come
to the show, and on night one and two you're telling.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Me it's rubbish. The last two nights always the best
when you've got it together. You've got it together?

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Well, how did we get it together from the start? Okay, Dad,
we've got a real dad on our hands. Dad daddy,
his theater daddy. He's going to run the local amateur theater.
Anything worse what you love show?

Speaker 3 (44:24):
He is a fiend for show.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Ch is that he's never heard any show and says,
what's the song? And why is everyone around me singing it?
How does everyone know this song? I've never heard it before.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
But he always walks into the studio saying.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Luck be your lady tonight wants us to join his
chorus line dancing. Ah, so we weren't going to go
last night. And then Shadow went and drop the girls
off because August is in it too. She's one of
the she'sler. Oh yeah, this is not no, it's not

(44:58):
that it's not that aqueous yet. The wahrse, she's noodler
a pirate. Great on Captain Hawk's right. And so we
weren't going to go first night because they said don't
come first night and come anytime after that.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
God, was it rubbish? No, it was pretty it was.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
I mean, I'm extremely biased. But if you didn't have
any kids at that school, would you? That would be
weird If growing man looks just looking at me and
be like, I'll go to the school hall.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
No, but imagine you're there as a reviewer. You're the
you're the insured Herald art reviewer. Why am I being
sent to a small rural school, because.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
All theater needs to be I'd say, for their age,
knocked that out of the park, no take away, for
their age, you can.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
We're putting it up against badway you know, Alkland theater companies,
king Lear, I've never seen it. That's boring, right, Okay,
any Shakespeare.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
I was tortured enough by that. I'm not going to
any Shakespeare. Name of Shakespeare. That's any good, right, rich
The more music, that's let's get these school kids doing
Book of Mormon. Now that I would go to that,
you boy, No, no, no, no, no, don't don't sing
the second back.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
I'm not a single song. Let's get them from the
Book of Mormon School Age baptizs you so so her
performance made you cry, or.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Just the minute so it started and the curonel went
back and she's like Peter Pan hands on her classic
Peter Pan pos behind the window for the opening number.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
And I was just like, oh, it got me.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
And immediately I was just like, I let the run
because you can probably silently crying and not be noticeable,
but when you.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Start wiping your face or you go, the people are
side and by the I didn't even sing anything. That
was all but March. I think when I saw her
name in the in the hand out, what do you
hear this thing? Program? Yeah, know nothing.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
You got to put the photos all the behind, you know,
color printed, glossy.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
No, no, this was just on a four. I'm imagining.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
She hadn't done anything and you're just always name and
the thing. And I was like, oh, And then I
saw August and I was like, and then and then
so and they all came out and then it starts
and obviously Peter Pan flies through the window.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Now how did they get that? How they fly.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
So so Peter Pan comes and looking for a shadow.
If you're not familiar with the story, Wendy wakes up.
There's a little bit of show we got a Netherland,
and he's like, we'll fly there. I'll teach you how
to fly. Sprinkle some ferry dust, think of your happy thoughts,
and that's what I thought.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
How are they going to do this?

Speaker 4 (47:40):
So then Indy kind of disappears, and then on the
screen in the background is a pre recorded part where
they're flying on blue screen, right, green screen. What's Peter
Pan's main costume came green so you.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Could see through it? No, so that he's a completely
different costume.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Okay, I've got a blue screen and they could have used.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
The blues the blue screen. But anyway, that's okay. Well
that's very high tech for a school, a primary school production.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Yeah, they're flying and on the video mal thing, but
singing live a reverse lips sync.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Yeah, that's great. So you know, good singing, good singing,
very like I.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Might be again, I might be a little bit bias.
I think I think she was a very good to
see the pipes on her, yeah, because she doesn't sing
at home in front of us. Even when she was
doing this and the lead up to it, I've been
singers the song. We'll do your lines and stuff. She's
just like, we're very proud of it too. Yeah, Yeah,

(48:44):
shall we go flitch and we'll give it an let's.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Go, let's go next year and let's get there. What's
the school called? What the school? The school? Well, she
won't be at that school final years. Maybe that's great
to seeing your production. The high school next year can
do Book of Mormon. Because of high school they go
a bit harder. Yeah, they do the bigger ones, don't.
They still don't think they're doing book more.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
I still think they should play its flesh.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
We love to have a lens in which to look
at our own lives. Right, sometimes it's all overwhelming, and
we like to think of theories or ways to look
at things, like the dorito theory.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
That somebody's just messaged in saying, when you tease this,
the four year old thought you were talking about a
dorito fairy and is waiting to hear how he can receive,
much like the tooth theory derreto theairy. Well, good morning,
I believe if you put an empty plate under your
pillow before you go to sleep child listening, you wake
up in the morning, it will be just filled with
dorrito's under your pillow, under your pillow. Yeah, and then

(49:42):
las such a dusty mess, such.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
A stain on the brain.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
That's that's why you don't normally put a plate under
your pillow, because it does create a mess, because.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
The dorrito fury comes and is like ranch dorrito's, but
they're all over your white pillow case.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Sorry.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
No, the doreto theory the is doing the rounds on TikTok,
getting millions of views.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
I don't even know how this started, as many things on.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Tip Okay, is it the tie chili flavor? Because it's
my favorite dorito? You aren't basic and but we don't have.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Just go a cheesy one. Yeah, well, but the sweet
the tie chili one is the best. Sometimes do you
ever find this form that you're just like, why are
we mate? Like culinary wise? I struggle to U. Yeah,
wow out do you know me?

Speaker 5 (50:29):
I'm on board Sometimes I always hone a cheeseball when
you bring them. I'll always une a mumba feer allies.
I support you a lot, but not when it comes
to sweet tied chili which you're like spicy.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
No.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
The dorito theory is the idea that when you open
up a bag of doritos, there's no stopping, right, You're
just going hand in doreadam in mouth hand and next
thing you know, you've hit the bottom of the bag.
You're like, I'm still hungry. I'm not satiated. I actually
am not in any way satisfied. I was just I
don't know why I was sort of mindlessly consuming them.
And the dorito theory is applying that to the of

(51:00):
your life. What are the things that we are mindlessly
consuming and we're just because like this's kind of nice
in the moment, but afterwards we're not left fulfilled. And
this also relates to relationships, and people are reflecting on
the relationships being like, am I mindlessly consuming this relationship?
Just being like just do lu lulu, going along with it,
and if I stop and pause at the end, actually
it hasn't.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Like filled me up with any goodness, and it actually
like made me feel good.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
So if you apply the Toreada theory to things, the
idea is you should look for things that these are
not my words. You should look for the things that
are more like eating a steak or something high in
protein that's going to make you feel really good. So
I want to find a relationship that makes me feel
full satiated like you do after you eat a steak
something a high protein meal, and not just mindlessly snacking
on a bag of to readers.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
And I'm trying to think about it. What are the
lovely ttatoes?

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Yeah, no, you're focusing too much on the steak meal,
which I knew you would steak and I wanted to
talk besides, but what are the things in life that
you're mindlessly consuming. It could be like what you're reading
social medium, social media. Social media is that's described.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
It to a tee.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
Now you need to replace that with the state steak equivalent,
like reading a book, going for a walk, maybe having
a little time with people. It's not a bad theory
when you break it down. I don't know my opinion,
but we needed to call it a Doreado.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
Cons back to the fact though, that doretas are so young,
and this is what we're drawing back to, like.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
And everything needs to be just about yumminess because it
actually doesn't fulfill your soul.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
So there's the doreto theory.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Explained plays Fleshborn and Haley, play ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
So in the UK, one in ten Brits hate their name.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
Hate their name, think it doesn't match their personality, thinks
that it's common, or that it's hasn't aged very well.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
So we want to know do you hate your name?

Speaker 5 (52:49):
And then we're going to do a little brainstorm with
you on the phone about maybe a new name that
we could gift you.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Okay, let's start with Stephanie. Good morning, Stephanie, Hi, really good.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Why do you have your name?

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Because that's a great name, is Steff? There's loads of
stiffs around. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (53:05):
I think it's more because of the way it's spell
It's always mispronounced the p h, Yes, I'm actually with
an F and then the eyes in the wrong place,
so I'm.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Always like.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Steve Fannie and I used to get in.

Speaker 7 (53:20):
Heart Timary school Iff. He was the next name and
everyone called me.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Yeah okay, and then of course the first thing, that's
the first and we went to juvenile.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
What's your last name or just if you don't want
to give out all those what does your last name
start with? What letter w W H Okay, it's about Siena,
Sienna sen that something like Walker, Stephanie Walker or something,
so you might be able to keep your signature.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
That with retainer.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
See you in a Walker, So we are changing your
last name and that unless your last name is Walker,
you don't have to tell us.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Do you like seeing a Walker?

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Yeah, it's good seeing It's nice.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
What do you do? Can you can we ask what
you do for a living?

Speaker 2 (54:15):
I'm a caregiver.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Or Sophie's kind of got a sol and it's closer
to stiff. So, but does it have to be ans?
It doesn't have to be. It doesn't have to be.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
We just wanted to completely uproot her entire life as
a person. If I wanted someone to care for me,
I would love Please get me sweet Sophie.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Yeah, Sophie, you'll.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Know which one.

Speaker 6 (54:44):
Do you know?

Speaker 5 (54:45):
If you want to go spicier, Sophie, if you want
to go softer.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
You will go with Sienna. Don't We'll go for Sena.
There we go. Ah, this is great. First name of Jesus, Jocelyn,
good morning, good morning. You don't like Jocelyn?

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Who does I hit?

Speaker 3 (55:10):
How old are you? Joss?

Speaker 4 (55:12):
I am nine? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (55:14):
I'm feeling you because the only Jocelyn I kind of
grew up with would be in her seventies now yeh yeah, yeah,
do you have.

Speaker 8 (55:21):
Because sorry, I'm just going to cut you off.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
The first time caller, very long, harmless, great.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Oh my god, I mean how first time interacting with you, Jocelyn.
We're about to rename you? Yeah, I feel I feel honored. Yes,
and she quite a privilege, you know what? I want
to just go not even knowing the last name. I'm
getting a Zara buzz. I'm getting a Zara from top
to bottom.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Zara, she spiked. She was like, I will interrupt you
with that. I am already but cheeky Zara, something as
Zarah would do.

Speaker 6 (55:55):
Do you know what?

Speaker 5 (55:56):
The Zara? Because Josson gives me the energy of being like,
it's Friday night, I've got no plans. I feel like
hanging out. I'm going to give Zara a call. He
always has a great night, whether we're doing something big
or something small.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
It's fun with Zara. How do we do we need it?
Do we need a Delvin any deeper? I think we're happy?
Are you do you like they are?

Speaker 6 (56:16):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (56:17):
He look at that by Jocelyn. Hello, Zara, Yeah, do
you know what I'm just thinking?

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Zar Rah?

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Oh No, you could that over there the last I
put it on the first one. No, but I've always
wanted on my name. I'm just just hey, I'm just
on here and there, chuck a couple of hairs.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Thank you? Daniel, good morning morning. Now what do you
hate your name? Nobody else has it? Do you think
it's supposed to be Dana.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
No, it's supposed to be Daniel.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Okay, you're right to think of I mean, I know
of the name. It's as rare, but it's not. Describe
yourself a little bit, Daniel. Like, what do you like
to do for fun? I like to game? Oh you're
a gamer? Hot gamer. Why don't we Calia? No, that's awful.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
We go after like some cities, you know, like Paris,
a city name. You know, the city names are big.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Route, she's a gamer. It needs to be a tough city.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Rom No.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
To Barcelona.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
Hang on, I'm going to Vienna. City names world's hottest
major cities.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Then you just get Sydney. No, that's awful.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
It's also being done Vienna, I said me in him before.
No one I don't think that you sold it. I
think Savannah Save. I like that.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
It's got to be.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
You're kind of keeping the Savannah Banna. Savannah sounds a
bit Australian though, like.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
That does Does Savannah go with your last name? I
can't wait. What's your last name?

Speaker 2 (58:28):
My last name is Hackens.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Hearkens, brilliant last go back to the drawing board, Juno
Harkens does.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
Yeah, yeah, Juno har It's like a TV movie starting
What about Zuri Company?

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Okay, I think you're right. It's a bit closer.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
Don't you like you will make I don't think we
can doable sable? Hearkensable sable.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
No, we're not going from in the gaming Do you
like Juno Daniels.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
In the name?

Speaker 3 (59:09):
She really thought about this? What about.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Like?

Speaker 3 (59:13):
It doesn't have to be spicy? Clear Harkins. That's kind
a good name. Clear Clear. I mean it's just done, though,
isn't it?

Speaker 4 (59:21):
So many people are Felicity Aria Harkens, Harper Harkins.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Harper Harkins is fun. Okay.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
I like the alliteration and it also has a big
like it's Superheroes often have their first and last name
starts with the same let's go a Harper, Heidi Hayley Harkens,
Hidy Harkins.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Could be Heidi. Are you liking any of those?

Speaker 5 (59:45):
And if you're coming in suggestions from our listeners Lovely
Beth Harkins, Beth Lara Harkins, Harkens, Zoey Harkens.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Zoe Harkins. That's brilliant. You're a Zoe Harkins. Zoe was
on my US for my daughter's name.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
It's your new name now, Daniel Zoey Harkens love it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Yeah, I'll change my gamer tag then Destiny Harken trash. Yeah, yeah,
it's been ruined. Your destiny is Hearken?

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Yeah, Zoe Harkins, I think Zoe Harkes. That's nice. Actually,
thank you so much for calling.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
And it's a gamer name too, thanks, Daniell. No, sorry, sorry, Zoe,
I should say Zoe so Harkins. Someone messaged and saying,
now I just heard my name rejected it as a name.
You said Tarlia was a terrible name. Now that's my name.
Dwighte to call in for a new name. But if
you love your name, that's all that matters, isn't it. Yeah,

(01:00:44):
we're specifically talking to people who don't like their names.
Tari is very nineties, isn't it nineties?

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Yeah, I knew a few of them.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
See someone that I hate my name Alex. It's always
assumed that I'm a boy. I love boys' names on girls. Yeah,
Kevin Bruce Smart and Keith.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Keith was wearing last week. She was really damn the
rack on Keith.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
No, it is flat Thorn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Fact of the day, Day day, day day, Dodd.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Do do do?

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
It's Flag Week Part two? Because we're doing two short weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
I was like, there's so many flag fats, it seems
a waste that just do one short week? Yeah, flags,
why not do two? There's still enough that maybe again
in the future. I think the nautical gin flag so
far has been my favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
No, I didn't in the end.

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
I think I really want to find one that has
more of a vintage feel with a good slightly yellowed
white or something reroitery to custom order that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Yeah, but it will be flying.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
I am looking forward to seeing it, and I've had
a few people with message and flagpole suggestions for me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Okay, so you're going to get a flag flitch because
you could put yours out.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
The apartment against Superman rules because it's so cool when
you see her one hanging their washing and towns off
the balcony. Actually, yeah, let's have some rules and some
as long as they are one of those like well
made clothes horces.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
You know, you know, every clothes source is so fantastic.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
I like when you you know, when you walk down
an alley in like Italy and they have them hanging
on the that those lines between the buildings. Yeah, that's cool,
that's cool. You could do one all the way across
that major intersection to that you know what I want
to my undis will fall off one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
To a bus or something. Yeah, how embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
And you know he names all his and stitches and
one of those little labels and then you get smug
in your gruts city smog in the grass.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
Well, today's spect to the day is there is an
Iranian factory in the Iranian city of Komian that produces
US and Israeli flags, specifically.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
For protesters to burn them.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
Amazing Charm Factory is Iran's largest fag flag manufacturer to apologize.

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
Do you know what I knew over this fortnight that
one day you'll drop the al by xident.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Somebody who messaged me saying you can ferilessly close missing
to be one of those. So and ever since last
week when they said just really hit that Alan flag
and I missed one of those, so apologize. That's so inappropriate.
The largest flag manufacturer.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Is to be an ally too.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
Yeah, that's actually really well tomorrow, I've got a great
fact about the rainbow flower, oh grass.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Also that All Redeemer.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
They manufactured tooth and flags a month now. A lot
of the flags they make the Iranian working his mouth,
isn't he flag? The time has to go from the
flag the top of the mouth to the bottom.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
So stop it. Naughty, you mean very naughty.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
So they don't make any other flags, right, only flags
to burn? No, no, no, they make the Iranian flag yep,
thumbs up, yep. But the flags they make and print
of the US flag or the Israeli flag primarily for burning.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
So do they use a different fabric that burns better.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Like an easily flammable one or is that on the consumer,
the buyer to add some propellant. Yeah, I believe it's
on the It's the same stuff they make all of
their flags. Out all right, it just happens to be
a flammable materia.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Oh god.

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
So that side note in the US like constitution and
rules about the flag, the best way to dispose of
an old flag is to burn it. Oh so it
can't fall into the wrong hands. So you know when
you see people burning a US flag and they're like,
that's sacrilege, that's actually the preferred way of disposing of
an old flag.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
But maybe not filming it and being like, I mean,
we may see some of that in the coming weeks.
Oh god, we really could.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
So today's fact of the day or flag of the
today's flact.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Of the day everywhere that starts it there. Now he's
got to have an oil after it. That's the flacking close.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
So today's flat of the day, as there is a
flag flactuery and Iran especially that makes US and Israeli
flags for burning and protests.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Fact of the day, day day day, day. Yeah, do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do z ms fletched Vaughn and Haley
play ms fleshed one and Hailey like three seconds ago.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
But this place has been around since twenty twenty two.
What we're not talking about what I think we're talking
about it. And he's still going on about this Mexican place.
He's still had this Mexican place, and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Neither of us are attending. I don't know what about it.
You know, I love Mexican. How dare there be a
Mexican restaurant I haven't heard of for like two and
a half. Truly one of the best cuisines, one of
the finest.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
In Happy Taco Tuesday is a celebrate a sidebar, but yeah,
Happy Taco Tuesday. So hey, we have got good muscles, kids,
miles and a great attitude and a and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
A booty to boot We do have all those things.

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
But me and Aaron also have one month until our
final code of compliance, you know, certificate sign off from
council house is quote unquote done thing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
And this is a race three years in the making.
The race is on. We wrote a list of the
final to dos and it's long.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
Don't permission for a slight digression a place. I was
contacted by the Cortesi Sprowl household asking if we had
any room for phil now fills where you dig something
up and you've got all this stuff like dirty grass,
and stuff you don't because baby, baby, baby baby, I
got big. I got a big holes to fill. I
got I got so I'm excited about this fill.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Aaron's like, I'm going to bring it around Friday. I
was like, sweaters and he's like, I've been caught up.
Can I come around Saturday. I was like, we're not home,
but you know how to get in. Leat yourself in
what do you want me to double? I said behind
the shed, yep, I get home.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
I'm to be.

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
Honest, we're away, I'm coming back. One of the main
things I'm excited about getting home for I'm gonna get
this fill.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
Really, we thought we were like, oh god taking our stuff,
We're dumping it there. I got places to put this fill.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
I get in, I'm packing the car and I'm like,
I'm gonna rush around the back of the ship and
see my fill.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
And I rush around the back of the ship and
I'm like, where's my fill?

Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
It was like this.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
File you going a truckload of film? Dumb You could
have done that anywhere. No, no, no, there's more. Come
out and just driven on State home one real fast.
This more coming, got more filled.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
It's just that he was working on his own on
Saturday and he just tapped out anyway, so he dumped.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
There a lot of work happening.

Speaker 5 (01:08:21):
I got home on Sunday from tour and it was
on We had brother in law, we had our friend
filling things, ticking off the to do list before council.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
I'm in, I'm working, I'm contributing. What do you do.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
I'm breaking the soil, making sure it's all flat, getting
ready for our patio and stuff. Great day and the
mean Aaron sit down at the end and we're like, right,
we're gonna get there. We're gonna make it. Here's the
things to do, and he's like, I'm going to get up.
I'll jump up and grab us a little glass of
one one and moderation. Of course, he goes out, catches
his foot on a chair and breaks two toes. That
these are two toes that he has broken.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
I think this is the first time.

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
So really he busted them a few years ago and
now they're just willy nilly. If that could mputate these, Yep,
there's been reputation. It's been suggested because he minced them.
He dropped a coffee table on it and it was
just like just minced them up.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
Also, this is a man that does a lot of
like di y and stuff and a pair of McDonald's
novelty crocs. Joy, I'm like, Mike King, you need some
steel caps.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
He's not them. He just doesn't like them. He likes
his crocs.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
He likes his not his crocs. So he's broken his toes.
I hear curse words of planting right, and then just
like he in his crocks or was the NBAF no
shoes in the house, And I really want to reinforce
that when you come around its new wooden floors.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
It's a light rule, no no shoes in the house.

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
But if aaron catches off, we're in trouble anyway. So
he's broken two of his toes. He's just gut it,
goes to bed, wakes up in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Let's go to A and A. You know, I've got
to have it lockedown. X rays.

Speaker 5 (01:09:46):
Yeah, broken huge moon boot. They give him one like
up to the knee for these broken toes.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Six weeks.

Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
We've got stuff with up leaders, we've got building work
to do, We've got a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
And he's going to be going up ladders in his
moon boot.

Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
He said to me, Over to you, my love. I've
got to mask it up. I started off, mowed the
lawns yesterday. First job done, Daddy, Here we go. Now
I've got to get up. I've got to clean gutters.
I've gotta get up. I gotta get up on a
ladder and I've got to clean out some gutters.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
This is the mask stuff you gonna watch on the gutters.
What do you want for someone that's man to men
telling you man to me?

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
First of all, how did you of the gutters? Was
I gonna Wand I've also got to I wouldn't clean
the guns with.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
A long step with a hook and a spray spout.
Your mine's got a bit of a hog, not a
spray sprout. And so you just put the hose in
and you walk around. Oh that's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
Down to go.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
But if you're getting up there, if there's leaves in
the gutters, and you're getting the fingers in the gutters,
the sharp end of the tin, getting your hand in
the gutter, you'll cut yourself up.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Well, this is great. I'm gonna get.

Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
I'm gonna go get my nails shortened because i'm gonna get.
I'm getting a real mask on this. Are you going
to see me cruising around with my short fingernails and
a BT fifty And I tell your rumors will fly
flying over the masks jobs. He's on the things like little,
doing the little stuff that I would do his broken foot.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
And now you're up ladders and righting it. Do you
want to send a couple of days when Hailey recounts
going to the A and E. No falling off the
ladder the gutters.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
We can't. We've got one month to get this done.
And I am. I'm stepping up to the masculine. I
will hand, I will sell about with the little proscco afterwards,
in moderation, of course, just one afterwards. Yeah, I mean
that's what broke the toes and maybe go second. Yeah, yeah,
that's fair.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Dams, Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Christmas doth approach.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
You just said before forty nine days, Yeah, forty nine days,
fifteen hour, say kind of fifty said on fifty it's
going fast, setting on fifty with all the ground fifty
fifty once fifty twice.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Rounded to fifty fifth day. And of course we get
we get center first because we live in the future. Yes, yeah,
we do do. And I'm this year planning on Hastings
Center Sligh. Are you stealing all the presents? But then
the rest of the world won't give that's so mean,
you Grench. You can't do that. Don't worry everyone. We
will prevent this from happenings and classic Christmas story.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
Yes, So on the time we've got off over Christmas,
we're thinking we'll once again reignite the Christmas Cocktail Special,
which is where we in moderation. Of course, yes, in
moderation Christmas and do sometimes up to three weeks with
the podcasts.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
I will say in one sitting.

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
I heard of I had I had such moderation the
first time that we did this that I've been involved
in it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
But I still have a scar on my knee from.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
All the moderation, right from when you got out of
the uber. Yeah, yeah, and my moderational that there it is,
it's still there.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
You moderated hard. I moderated so hard that I fell
out of the uber and graveled my knee.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
So similar to the last couple we did the mid
Winter Christmas Cocktail Special yep, and last Christmas see Christmas
Cocktail Special.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
It's back. Yeah, this Christmas Cocktail.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Specially if you don't listen to the podcast, you just
to the live radio program.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
You might be thinking, what is it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Yeah, well, there's a series of podcasts that's in the name.
It's around Christmas. Also in the name, we enjoy some
cocktails and moderation. Of course that's in the name.

Speaker 6 (01:13:11):
But we just.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
Get a bit lost in the moment. Really as the
episodes going on, to get the best intention, we hear.

Speaker 5 (01:13:18):
From you, the listener, about your year, and we have
a we have a questionneer that we send out so
that we're all prepped, and you can find that at
zenim online.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Ford Slash Cocktail Special one word cocktail special, cocktail special.

Speaker 6 (01:13:31):
We did.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
We did contemplate putting a dash.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
In there, and we thought, let's not do a dash
because it will take too long to explain. But what
I've actually done is just explain that we don't we
don't want to have to.

Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
Say Ford slash dash. But now you've actually just taken
the same amount of time. We probably can't have to
change the U r L after all that, and our
Carwan's not and because she put the dash in and
we see, can you remove the.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Dash you said.

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
Remember you're saying it will take too long to dash,
so there's no dash, and it's right cocktail dash dash
special work.

Speaker 6 (01:13:59):
And then.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
That's not a dash, that's a hyphens.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
Avoid all of that and the unnecessary time spid explaining it,
we decided not to put it there.

Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
So it's dub dub dub or h T T P
colon slash forward slash dub dub dub dot, zidm online
Ford slash cocktail special right from the start t T
P colon to Ford slash forward slash dub dub dub
dot zidim online dot com Ford slash. That's leaning to
the right, head to the right cocktail special.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
Correct, no dash, somebody's probably just spelled out head to
the right zitim online dot com slash cocktail special.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
That's how we because it is going to take too
long to explain the dam, you can.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
Text as one word cocktail special to nine six nine sex,
will fire you back a link and then you fill
out that little question here and we read those out
during our cocktail Special Christmas. All of that cocktail special
to nine sex nine sex is a cocktail dash special.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
No, just one word.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
So when you go to the U r L, it's
cocktail special. When you tixt in, it's also one word
ford slash dash, cocktail dash, forward slash dot and then
that squiggly one.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
You're not tilled exclamation zero.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
Everybody who's going to find this now to be honest,
but you fill out a question here, we'll ask you
a bunch of questions and that's what we.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
Read out during our cocktail special. We have some beautiful pmbestions.
Tell us your Christmas card message to the other podcast
listeners or to.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
The world, to the world, just shouting your loved one,
what's the nicest thing that happened to you this year,
what was the naughtiest moment of the year, and anything
else you want to tell us about from twenty twenty four.

Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
Just to confirm, when you text a nine six nine
six cocktail special, one word and it is the URL.
If you go cocktail Space Special as it would be
written say in a book, it will not get through.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
I think we've avoided any confusion here.

Speaker 5 (01:15:44):
And it actually was so quick, took no time at
all to its clear and concise.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
Yeah, much like these podcasts will be. Is another one
in the bag, and it's a Fasanci bag is well.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
If you enjoyed that, give us a writing and review,
and be sure to tell your mates you don't sound
sincere there, but I'm just reading what's written here.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
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