A Sober Weekend - The Radio Highlights Pod August 27

On the radio show today, we find The Four Pillars Of A Sober Weekend, and Jerry informs Matt that he may need to update his passport photo...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mantain Jerry Show, Find the Perfect Gift idea and
nail Father's Day this year with Bunnings.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Mart and Jerry.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Maddon, Jerry.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Even Okay, Nasha Nahay, Jerry Jermy.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good morning, Welcome to the Mat and Dairy Show. It's Tuesday,
the twenty seventh of August twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Mon Dame's Jimmy Wales in this letter, so good to
be here. We've got a huge show including get this
a cat rescued.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
From a car Wong Yeah, wecentainly do and of course
the Four Pillars, because that's something that we do on
a Tuesday. We look into the four quintisential things relating
to a topic. We'll announced what that is a little
bit later on in the show, but up next yesterday
we talked about those aways rumors. Will we get an

(01:02):
announcement later on.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Today You've got some.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
New information to hand which Rude has been beavering away at.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
AM.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I iced to crunch the numbers Old Ruder.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast so used today on.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
The Mantain Jewish Share. We broke the news. We broke
the news about the Gallagher brothers potentially getting back together
Oasis potentially getting back together because rumor has it that
they've been off at one hundred and six million New
Zealand dollars to reform for a series of shows.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Doesn't seem like much to me, really, one hundred and
six million, Yeah, it doesn't seem like much. I mean,
the Smiths have been offered a billion if they yeah, wow,
I don't know, something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
One hundred and six million. I guess it depends on
how many shows you do.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, I guess waste is An't there big in the States?
Are they say? You know, they're big in what Britain? Yeah,
parts of Europe, New Zealand, Australia. Maybe, I mean they
only had one big album in America, so maybe won't
be that exciting. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
So they broke up in two thousand and Ninny had
a backstage fight in Paris, Noel left the band. So
it's fifteen years ago. It's fifteen years ago.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Interestingly, next Wednesday, since what they broke up, since they
broke up, oh well, and its back close to thirty
years since the first album must be getting up. It
must be thirty, must be thirty.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
So Liam, who's fifty one. He's been trying to make
amends apparently and get the band back together sometime.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Liam has yep, Liam has, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
But Noel was the guy that was saying no. And
of course Noel now he's had the forty million dollar
divorce sedimentary. Yeah right, so he probably needs a little
bit of extra, you know, Mueller. But I imagine he's
quite a good investor of his money. No imagine, not
so much.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
So here's the tube. No excuse me, he takes the tube.
He takes the tube, He takes the chap tight he
he's tight.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
See tight.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Okay, So that's why that forty million to his ex
wife would probably be a bit of a bit of
a hit.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
So since yesterday, the Oasis social media pages have posted
a couple of cryptic teasers, one of them saying twenty
seven eight twenty four eight am, which is seven pm
tonight our time, and both Noel and Liam shared this post.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
That's all it said, A brilliant brilliantly orchestrated.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
And so yeah. So apparently guitarist, So bonehead guitarist apparently
has been the one that's been really driving it from
behind the scenes.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
No one wants bonehead in the band because.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
He's been mates with both he's still mates with both
of them.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Is Bonehead yeah? Afas Bonehead Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
And apparently Liam's films. The Debbie's been also trying to
get them to patch things up right, because there's actually
there's nothing said. I mean, a couple of brothers who've
done some great things and hung out a lot. There's
nothing sadder than just not talking to each other. It's like,
come on, come.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
On, Giggsy, Is anyone in Giggsy being in the band again?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I don't know if anyone gives a crap about all right.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
So on Sunday night, Liam was performing at a reading
and he dedicated the Oasis Trek Half the World Away
to his brother Noel, which is unusual because normally he
uses that opportunity to have a crack at him.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, so this is what he did.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
So I'm going to dedicate this next too, to my
little brother.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
He's still he's still very.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Hard to get, but that's all right.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
What word on the street is he was spotted in
a really post chocolate shop based on chocolates, so you
never know.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Wow, So some chocolates to maybe deliver around to Liam.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
We should we should find the audio then if you
eat it with no Gallagher where he called his brother
an effing idiot, that wasn't so long ago it was there,
that wasn't. I was wrong about the Smiths. They were
offered teen million dollars each to play Cochella. He'd like Coachella. Okay,
I see now I've really OVERTHELT the Marc with my
one million dollars.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
One hundred and six million for a few gigs.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, but teen million eight for the Smith's.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Just for one and Matam Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
You've onearthed some more information which would go to prove
that possibly Oasis getting back together, and that is that
definitely maybe was released thirty years ago in two days time.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Is that right? Yeah, that's right. So it's all getting articulated,
it's getting all coordinated. Although the teasers is twenty seventh
of is when they're going to do the announcement. Yeah,
so that's two days before yeah, the album came out. Yeah, yeah,
I mean it's pretty much exactly thirty years. I guess
that they probably want to release the ann outside of

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the tour on a good day for the press.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
I think the main reason is because Noel has just
given forty million dollars away to his wife ex wife.
Normally these things are around money. Member Michael Jackson signed that deal.
I can't remember how much he was, how much he
signed to do those shows? This is it to her?

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, Well, we asked Noel Gallagher about his brother only
a couple of years ago, and this is what he
had to say.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
You said before that, you know you wouldn't want to
say anything horrible about you two borno because their family
manage sense a pretty horrible things about your brother. It
doesn't seem to be too much.

Speaker 7 (06:08):
Idiot.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
We got it, We got it.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Well, I'm not I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I'm so many people will be sitting there going. I
never knew that he's a good man, Nol Gallaghan.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
It was a good chat when we talked to him.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
We were we were told beforehand that he was going
to be grumpy, he's going to be difficult, and so
we had our outlaws prepared, didn't we.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, that's right we had. If he doesn't go the way,
we're going to say, you've been in one good band
and you've got one good eyebrow, see you later, mate,
and hang up on him. But he ended up being
absolutely lovely. But also his management and the publicity said,
don't ask about his brother.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
They gave a whole list of things not to ask about,
and we asked about.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
All of them and it was fine.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Didn't care. So he's the publicist and the managers that
make up these things to try and get you talking
on Noel Gallagher and the high Flying Birds whatever they called, Oh,
no One to talk about the birds?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Coming up, The Wonderful World of a Cat Saved from
a car wash. This is the Met and Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Met Enji Mesh Pressus Burtons with his hand for mattenjer.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
The Met and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Coming up later in the show, The Wonderful World of
a Cat that was saved from a cow wash. And
also we go deep into the lineage of Michael Jackson's kids.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
My favorites Blanket followed by Biggie in Paris.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
I think blanket and Biggie are the same thing.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
A blanket, Biggie the same shows. What you know, Well,
I said that they were both my favorites, so.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
My inticer well sort of, so what Paris is last?
I just.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Know someone that's been working with Paris Jackson and not
a good human.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Well, it's probably you would be a weird human. If
Michael Jackson was your.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Father, you could still be a good human. He could
be a weird human, but a good human. Yeah, maybe, yeah, maybe. Wow,
that's definitely happened.

Speaker 8 (08:11):
Is there a prince around as well? Is it prince
involved with that family?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
This Prince Michael the second? I think Prince Michael the
second is also Blanket is also Biggie.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
No, you've you're mill miles off.

Speaker 8 (08:24):
He's just saying that all three of those names are
the same person. Yeah, wow, wow, oh man, we're going
to look into this.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Prince Michael the second, I'm sure that's Blanket, and then
there's Prince. But there's Prince Michael. There's two that are
called Prince.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
No, I think there are you're thinking of prince.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
No, I'm not thinking prince. There's priceso prince.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
If you think that Prince is Michael Jackson's son, they're
about the same age.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
No, there's Prince. He's no longer with us. But the
Purple rain pel different guy.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
He was Michael Jackson's son.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
No, he wasn't. He had nothing to do with Michael Jackson,
they had each other.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
What about Prince to he Tickett.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
No, I don't think Prince dory ticket. I'm pretty sure
he had nothing to deserve any of them. Anyway, we'll
get Prince and we'll get to the bottom of us.
We've got some paternity.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Tests then, Mat and Jerry show podcast.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
The Wonderful World of Can't Rescued from carwash.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, employees rescued a soaked ginger stop.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
I saw that. I saw a potential opportunity for you
to be mature. Yeah. What there's an opportunity for you
to be mature in the story. There's there's you're accumbent
crossroad during me crossroads with the story. And I mean
we're talking about this before. It's a real test for you.
How are you going to approach the story?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Okay, every one of the world with maturity.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
I'll have you know. Okay, employees rescue a soaked ginger puss? Yeah,
what what's that's? What what I mean?

Speaker 8 (09:54):
When have you even referred to your puss as puss?
Your puss is slightly different. I do have to admit
that you've given yourself a bit of a leak to
stand on there, but no one else calls the apostle puss,
do they?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
I think?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Employees rescued a soaked ginger kitten. Is a path that
you could take if you choose. Think you choose the
path of good or evil? Here, okay's to start again
and see, let's see how you go.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
I'll try all right. Employees resued a soak ginger pussy
found lost inside an Ohio car wash. How did it
get inside that car washed?

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Jury?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Well, they don't know, but they reckon that it was
maybe underneath the car and then it chicks out and
then the car went in for the car wash, and
then it got out of the car and then it
got stuck in the car wash. It couldn't quite get out.
But it was in the turbo area. It was in
the turbo It was in the turbo rints section.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Oh what you don't want to get in right, Not
cleaning the turbos of your car, but the power power
blaster of the of the wash.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Kiarra Mills, who's the team leader at Ultimate Shine car
Wash and Washington Courthouse, gone the kit in the the
turbo blaster area and she said.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
I ate a kit meowing in It followed the shine
until I found him. He looked terrified, soaking wet and shaking,
so I bought me inside our main office and began
drying him off as quick as I could.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
That's weird. So she's an immigrant to Ohio?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Is she? Oh right?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
From from from northern England?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Oh? Maybe she's sort of sound a little bit more.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Like a lot of people moved to the States.

Speaker 9 (11:25):
When the car entered the wash, the powerful tourbo blasters
lately floshed the kitten out from its hatings bart into
the part of the high pressure water jets.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Latino.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
It's a little bit Latino. Okay, well maybe you can do,
Brad Adams, the Chief Humane Agent, I certainly can.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
But first I'll point out that the kitten has now
been had its name change to Turbo Runs. Yes, Brad Adams,
Chief Humane Agent, that the Humane Society said, fish could
have been ended very differently if not for any intendedness
of the car wash staff. It's a reminder to always

(12:08):
check under your vehicle, especially if you have.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Cats or curtains on your Robberty hard On, Brad Adam's
Chief Humane Agent. Firstly, where do you come from somewhere
in the Midlands? Of England. But also what every time
you go into a car wash, you've got to get
under my car and I think a cat.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
I think it's behooving on a cat to get out
from under your car.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Totally also that it was fine, it was happy.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
That's just terrified for old Soak Ginger go on say
it pussy.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
So this morning we've been answerting the burning question as
Paris Jackson, the biological daughter of Michael Jackson, and who
was blanket? Who is Prince Michael? And why is one
of them called Biggie?

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Yeah, it's confusing. Is it because of them called Prince
Michael Jackson? Aren't they?

Speaker 8 (13:02):
Both of you boys came in this morning talking about this.
Why was this on your mind? Was this something specific
that came up and in regards to Michael Jackson or
no reason?

Speaker 3 (13:10):
And why don't we come and blast on about a blanket?

Speaker 8 (13:13):
I don't know why we did either, but anyway, we're here.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
If we found out something about oh, I know we're
talking about the Gallagher brothers. Oh yeah, And then we
were talking about the fact that they were unhappy.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, And then I was talking about the fact that Paris,
Jackson was happy.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
That's how we got here. Okay, yeah, we're talking about
how hundreds of millions of dollars, that's what we're talking about. Yeah,
hundreds of millions of dollars does not make you happy.
So going into Prince going, not Prince going to Michael
Jackson's kids. Okay, there's Prince Michael Jackson also known as
Michael Joseph Jackson Junior. That's his first kid, born in
nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 8 (13:49):
Already confusing, by the way, Why well just two names,
Prince Michael Jackson.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Especially especially since there was a prince floating around seeing
purple rain at the time. Yes, and then father was like,
and prince is your biggest competitor at the point where
they couldn't get together and where are the world?

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah? Plus in New Zealand, I mean they're not royalty. No,
in New Zealand, you're not allowed to call your kids prince. Well,
actually the kid's not called Prince Michael Jackson. It's called
Michael Joseph Jackson Jr. What was the Prince Michael Jackson
is what he just called them? Okay, So born in
February nineteenninety seven, the mother. His mother's Debbie Row. Remember
she was married to Michael Jackson for three years from

(14:26):
nineteen ninety six to nineteen o nine. She was the
receptionist's skincare clinic.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Yeah, and they impregnated earth, which or orchestrated her impregnation
three times?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, I don't know. So then there's then there's Paris
Jackson also known as Parrott. Well, actually her real name
is Paris Michael Catherine Jackson. She's born in nineteen ninety eight,
So that's also the daughter of Debbie Row. Okay, and
then the third kid is Prince Michael Jackson.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
The second and is this which one's blanket?

Speaker 1 (14:56):
That's Blanket, also known as Biggie. Doesn't want to be
called blank it anymore? Okay, Well, he was called blanket
because wherever he went, Michael Jackson put a blanket over
his head when he was a baby.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
All right, Well that's sadly his fault here is here
is blanket talking.

Speaker 7 (15:09):
Just earlier this year, people call me the greatest entertainer
of all time, But it's not really what I want
to be remembered, as he really wanted people to remember
him as the philanthropist and the humanitarian because even if
the music that made him so popular as the King
of Pop, it was through him spreading a message of
love and peace and helping out one another.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
And he wanted to lead by example.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Now it's pretty articulate, doesn't he Old Blankie? So what
are these guys up to?

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Now?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
What is Old blank yet? Hang on?

Speaker 8 (15:35):
So physic all with Blankie was he never? He was
never the name Blanket on his business to forget. So
we made that up, like the media made that up.
I really thought this whole time his name was actually Blanket.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
He likes to be called Biggie Jackson.

Speaker 8 (15:48):
Now, okay, fair enough, Yeah, another great artist, but.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
He hates being called Blanket. If you go up to
him and call him Blanket, yeah, he'll help, he'll take it.
He'll go shit.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
So Debbie Rowe, who was the mo of at least
two of Michael Jackson's kids, we didn't know who the
father was necessarily, so they don't look a lot like
Michael Jackson, you got to say so. She recently spoke
to a British tabloid about their children about Michael Jackson,
and she said that having split from his first wife,
Lisa Marie Presley, because let's not forget he married Alvis's daughter.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah, he bought the Beatles music collection. He married Elvis's daughter,
and he called his kids prince Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
So she said Michael was divorced, lonely and wanted children.
I was the one who said to him, I have
you babies.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Oh, smart of her that it was a good plan.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
She then said in the interview that their marriage was
a sham in which she and Jackson never shared a
bed or ever made love, and what she was paid
by Jackson to be artificially inseminated by an unknown doctor.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
She said, I was just a vassal. It wasn't even
Michael Sperry.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
There we go, so she she knows. So she signed
parental rights over to Jackson following their divorce.

Speaker 10 (16:56):
Gape for it, and I moved on. I know I
will never my children again. Oh that's interesting. But they
did reunite. They have remained close. So after Michael was gone,
she sees them quite a lot.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, there's a guy called Mark Lester who in twenty
thirteen said that he was the real father of Paris
and Prince A.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Really, what does he look like?

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Nothing like them?

Speaker 3 (17:18):
You did get some Macaulay culchlan involved in that when
Mcaulay culchlin doesn't look anything like them, No, but still
I'm like he said, have got his face? One of
them looks like Corey Friedman oddly.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah, I don't know. Okay. So I feel like we've
sort of we've found we've asked more questions than we've
answered there.

Speaker 8 (17:35):
But what was most fascinating about that is I think
that there's some names that we thought Michael Jackson's kids
might have had, but they never actually really had. We
just kind of made them up ourself.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yeah, blanky and interesting because Paris Jackson's trying to get
a musical career going. She's got her problems because you know,
she's with hundreds of millions of dollars and come bothered,
but she's got a lot of musical talent and that's
not coming from Michael because, as TBI Rose said, I
was just a there So it wasn't he and Michael's sperm.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Why did she talk like Forrest count I don't know now,
Mark List of that actor in twenty thirteen that said
that he was the father, so he reckons he was
in the film Oliver. I'm not sure if if ninety
sixty eight. I'm not sure ifyone's seen that, but he
claimed there's a good chance he has both Paris and
Prince Jackson's father, because he says he donated sperm to
Michael Jackson just before Rowe became pregnant with Prince.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Oh you go.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
He has even offered to take a DNA test to
prove it, should Prince or Paris ever request, at which
they haven't because they don't really care. Yeah, and he
said that he was he was good friends with Michael
for like thirty years.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Oh yeah, so maybe all right? And how's bubbles?

Speaker 9 (18:38):
Right?

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Bubbles bubbles?

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Bubbles? Is the bubbles are the best of us? Is it?

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Bubbles doing the best out of all the kids.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
I inherited like one hundred and fifty million.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
He's doing real well, that's good. Always like bubbles.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, coming up after seven o'clock, we're going to get
stuck into the four pillars, the four pillars of a
sober weekend. That's because you had a b productive weekend,
s weeaking in by not drinking. Matt and Jerry Show.
Brady had look.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
The Matt and Jerry Show podcast, The Matt and Jerry
Show podcast. This is Jerry and Matt.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
You're Radioaki.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
That's where that mets nice.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Hey, Kelly, this morning, I'm a Mad and Jerry Show.
Look at the date Tuesday, the twenty seventh of August
twenty twenty four, which means that this week meteorological.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Spring springs, spring springs on spring springs, spring springs on
the first of September. That's right, Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
So what it does?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
So we kept winter's ass and it's going to start
warming up. But spring I always find as a slightly
disappointing season due to it it gives you a little
bit of hope and then it absolutely craps on you.
And then then it gives you a little hope and
then then it shuts down for two weeks. It's just
like splutters. It's like trying to start a lawnmyre with
rusty spark plugs. Isn't it into summer?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
It's run. I believe it's the worst month of the
worst season. Yeah, spring, but it's it's but it's got hope. Yeah,
it's the it's the season of hope because you know
that summer's just around the corner. But in terms of
actually what it delivers a lot of rain, a lot
of wind, still a wintery day that he gets nice

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summary days too.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Why was there a daffodil palm here?

Speaker 1 (20:38):
It's something that I've been preparing, actually, a daffodil palm
for Deafidil Day, which is this Friday.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Are you going to cheer it on the show today?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
I need a little bit of help with it. Okay?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
So on the Mat and Jerry Show every Tuesday, we
look for the four pillars of something. Since Matt had
a very productive alcohol free weekend last week, here, miss morning,
we're looking for the foot pillars of a sober weekend.
You can vote now on our eight hundred hodache. You
can text us through your sedition on three four eight three,
or you can send us talkback message on your iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Previous examples are four pillars. In August last year, we
found the foot pillars of Father's Day. They were new socks, terrible,
overcooked slash cold breakfast Daddy getting action from mummy. Excuse me,
picking up beers and a card on the way to
six pm Father's Day dinner. You only remembered about five forty.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Five so last year and Joe Mills have found the
four Pillars of Canterbury, Sporting Prowess Dmitri's souvlaki slash Big
Gary's rop ask him the question what school did you
go to? And Milkman Mash losing his virginity against the
fence post.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Wow, that's the four Pillars of Kintarbury.

Speaker 8 (21:55):
This is what happens, isn't it. It's kind of like
a timestamp when we do these four pillars because you
you think back to when we did this. Obviously at
the time when we were doing that four pillars there,
we were really focused on the Milkman Mash and and
the issues that we had around the pregnancy in New Zealand.
It's quite strange looking back at the four pillars that
we've done years and two years ago, because I think
have we got those right?

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Well?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Ultimately it's not about us, is it? And this is
what the four pillars are. They are a reflection of you, okay,
And I mean look at the new socks terrible over
cold breakfast, Daddy gettingmummy action from mummy and picking up
beers and a card on the way to six pm.
Father's Day Donny only remembered at five forty five. That
says a lot about our listeners, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Well, let's see what the four pillars of sober weekend
say about our listeners.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
The first text that's come through Bunning's trip, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
I did exactly that.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
That is so true.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
That is so true.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Is what happens is.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
You try and improve your life. Yeah, if you're hungover,
you try and deal with yourself by eating a lot
of junk food and et cetera and being lazy. But
if you have a sober weekend, you get up and
you're like, what can I improve in my life? So
you go to bunnies.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Hmm, you're going to do some DIY. Here's the Texas
is coming shredding for summer.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Oh yeah, yeah, you're considerably more likely to go to
the gym if you're not hungover. I meant to a
bloody spin glass on Sunday morning to you over the top.
This Texas is over the top feeling of being better
than everyone else, blasting socials about it bored and no
head aches. That's true. I didn't actually get a bit
bored because there's so much time if you're not hungover.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Saying you can't drink because you're taking antibiotics.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Oh, that's a good one here.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Visiting the medicana markets. You will only visit the medicana
markets if you are sober. That's not a place for hangovers.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Is it.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
I see this one because pay Day's next Friday is
so no many this week and that's a cause of
a sober weekend. I guess getting twenty nine dollars ever
on toast, I think that's that. Twenty nine dollars ever
on Toast, that's the symptom of a hungover weekend.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, I would have thought so too. The Mat and
Jerry Show podcast this morning, we're looking for the four
pillars of a sober weekend. That's because you had a
very productive weekend. Didn't you met sober es? Was there
any reason that you went into it sober? Did you go?

Speaker 3 (24:25):
And I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Did it just happen or did you decide that that
was the way it was going to go before the
weekend started.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
I don't know why. I just didn't go out on Friday,
and then I felt so good on Saturday. I didn't
go out on Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
You want to ruin it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:41):
No, And I went out for my lunch with a
bunch of mates. We're having beers at the part and
I was like, you know what, I'm not gonna and
then I just powered through. Edmund, God, the house has
never been so organized. All my tax has done everything.
I just powered through. I was achieving it such a
phenomenal Right, we went to the dump much stuff jays.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
You know you've had a sober weekend when you go
to the dump erected excuse me, a shelf. Okay, you
nearly could have lost it on Sunday afternoon. And I
know you you could have turned those two ones of
two sober nights on the Friday and the Saturday into
a massive loss on a Sunday. Yeah worth an all
day drinking session that goes all night and then into

(25:22):
the early hours of Monday morning.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
That's happened before, certainly has certainly happened before. Yeah, but
I've grown up now. And then as she's still something
hit me on Sunday that nearly pulled me on the
company of what it was, some something.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Walking past the drinks, Kevin having a look here, you
can text on three for three oh eight hundred hordekey
suggest your ideas for the four pillars of a sober
week in saying you were way to drink midweek or
last weekend, so you're taking it easy this week in.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yeah, so that's that's how you might be able to
orchestrate a sober weeking someone here says waking up knowing
you're not going to feel any better. It's from Bob
from Manchester. Yeah, because that's true, because if you hungover,
you know that around four o'clock you're gonna feel a
little bit better. But if you're sober, you're going to
feel increasingly worse through the day because you start at
such a high when you wake up that by the

(26:10):
time it's like five, you've done so much stuff. You've
been to the gym, you know, you have done so
much Admond, that you're actually starting to get fatigued.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Is there any science around the idea that when you
wake up sometimes when you have a real grade five hangover,
five being the worst. Oh yeah, and you don't you
can't get off the couch. And you know those days
where you just think, you know what, I'm just gonna
stay on the couch, I'm just gonna eat, I'm gonna
order some food and I'm not letting the house. Is
there any science around not getting your body moving.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
In terms of how bad you feel? Yeah, there is,
because you know, part of the hangover is that you've
had the pleasure side of your brain so hard that
you get then the pain side is hurt. So you
actually need to experience some pain to help with the hangover.
That's why if you go for a swim in the
cold water. You know, if you're at the beach and
you hungover, you go for that swim. You feel so
much better when you get out, so much better because

(27:02):
you're frozen yourself out. So if you just sit and
indulge yourself all day, then you'll you'll you'll be and
remain in an emotionally thread drilled state for the whole day.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Here's a text on three for three wishing you were
drinking as you've been pulled into some annoying family oriented activity.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Yeah, I ended up. I think one of the sort
of downsides of being sober on the weekend is you
can end up buying cushions for a couch.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
No, it's a massive downside.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Yeah, it's not the kind of thing you do when
you hang over. That happened to you, Yeah, oh god,
it was so sober on Sunday that it ended up.
I don't know where I was. I was just out
of control. I found myself somewhere. I was with buying
cushions for a couch, stumbling home.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Oh god, a man will never buy a cushion hangover
for a couch. Ron, good morning, welcome to the show.
What's your suggestion, gentlemen?

Speaker 5 (27:53):
And courage and congratulations many for a super weekend.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Oh thanks, Ron, it means a lot from you.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm look I think and number one
is standing on the deck like a teapot with hands
on hers. And don't those lawns look good? Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
The lawns enough to annoy the family.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
They go like, shut up, yeah, we've heard it.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
The are you doing the edges? Ron?

Speaker 5 (28:15):
You just go hard, mate, get out there with reb wizards.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Yeah, yep, get out there.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yeah, that's a big part of the lawns for me.
That's a big part of You've got to admire them
after you've done them. You can't just do them and
then walk away and then not look at them, because otherwise.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
Doing the borders, just doing the borders like your picture,
you know, yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Do you do the edges first or last.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
Always otherways go a bit sure.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah you always last year. Yeah, what's sitting?

Speaker 5 (28:39):
You got your ma on Ron are three to four
depending on the witness.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Oh yeah, smart smart.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Well it's coming to spring, so I hope your spark
plugs are primed because it's going to be a lot
of mowing coming up.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
It gets a bit slippy and comes some order to
do you.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
You're a good man, Ron.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Give them a taste of Kiwi for me.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
During rollmon, go and get a room together and talk
lawnmaring for the next half an hour.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
You can talk. You love mowing your lawns. It's your
favorite thing.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast keep your suggestions coming
in three four eight, three oh eight hundred hordeche or
you can send us a talkback message by the iHeartRadio app.
This morning, we're looking for the four pillars of a
sober weekend. This is an interesting one that's just come
in listening to Ronda Patrick podcast about drinking health for
us to.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Scare your stuff, and there's also Andrew Hubanman. One turns
out olcohol's not that.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Great for you. No, it turns out it's really affects
your sleep particularly Yeah, even one drink. Yeah, there's a
huge effect on your.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Sleep, right.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, this one here is another suggestion. Dawn Patrol surf
session followed by well deserved breakfast, then sorting shit out
around the house.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Ah yeah, but you run out quickly, you run out
of things to sort, and then you start making up
things like I've decided I wasn't about to buy a pergola.
Oh wow, I was so sober on the weekend after
the cushions, I was off looking at pagoles.

Speaker 9 (29:58):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
So for me, if I need to do certain things,
I need two sober weekends before I get to them.
One so, one sober weekend, I'll do the I'll sweep
the drive and I will mow the lawns, and I'll
do a little bit of gardening, maybe do a bit
of eating. Two sober weekends i'll sort the garage out.
I'll need two sober weekends for that.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Oh my god, what happens in the third sober weekend?

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Probably tea Yeah, take my life, Dawn Patrol. I did
that one, letting everyone know via a technical Instagram story
that you've had a sober weekend.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Both so you're up Mount Eden and at like seven
fifteen am, you're posting a story cape dem.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Oh god tas so good Carpe Dim Green Tech Morning.

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At least it's going somewhere next week.

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Customers will longer be able to use cash at onboard
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Speaker 8 (31:04):
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what's going on.

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They're just using a UK man with the world's largest
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Speaker 3 (31:22):
This is news is forty year old Matt Barr's manhood
measures fourteen point two inches while standing to attention, Matt
bar up nearly three times the global average of five
point one. He is recently barred from a yoga class
because the instructor thought he was aroused.

Speaker 8 (31:38):
Can you stop saying the word barred in this It's
triggering and I mean it's Matt.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Bar was barred for being barred up, is what you're saying.
But it barred, wasn't barred up? How did this get
in the New zeal lines.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Look, I don't know, but well I need to read.
I need to read a head before I tell you what.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
I'll tell you what. That is good though, because it's
such a meanleess peace the news. Like I'm being so
bombarded in my algorithms with the American presidential election. It's
like every social media company in the world is really
determined to make me care about that election. So I
actually preferred news headlines that Michael Barr getting barred up
but a light relief.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
And always Captain Scott's Barrett.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
He needs a bit of Probably, I don't know if
that relief would be light Jerry.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
It's set to return for the two Rugby Championship tests
away for the spring box. The skipper missed the Argentina
fixtures with a finger in this injury having a lot here,
so they give us as New Zealand. The tab's got
South Africa ad a dollar thirty seven New Zealand some
good eating at two ninety.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, never write off the all Blacks, No, you never
write off the All Blacks.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
No, you don't. I mean if you bet on the
All Blacks to win every Test match in history, yeah,
you win what eighty percent of the time?

Speaker 5 (32:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, And how many times when people have counted the
All Blacks out have they defied expectations even in the
middle of form slumps. They are still the hardest team
in the world to beat.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah. And if there's one team who do well in
South Africa, We've got a good record in South Africa.
I mean we had a terrible record until what nineteen
ninety six when we won that first series in South Africa.
Before that, shocking record in South Africa, very hard placed.
But they used to not have impartial referees. I mean
they had home referees.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
And you were on the high velt in the first
in the first hundred years of the All Blacks from
nineteen oh three to twenty twenty three, that's a seventy
six point seven seven percent win rate in that one
hundred years, and you've got to take into account that. Yeah,
I mean it took us so just to beat South
Africa even here in New Zealand in a series.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, that's right. They were.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
They were midible, formidable and definitely fire belt.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yeah, we didn't know what we're doing.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Yeah, yeah, so burning lung. So I think two ninety
is good eating you reckon, I reckon?

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Okay, all right, remember right, i'veset it.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Okay, I've gone out a limb and supported the All
Blacks in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Controversial then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
It was written article yesterday reminded me to remind you,
Matt to change your passport photo. At least check your
passport photo on your passport. You might need to change it, Jeremy,
because this article is saying that travelers using botox and
facial fillers are being worn that when they go through
those gates, you know with the E passports, that the

(34:29):
E passport gate might not recognize them because they've had
botox and all that sort of stuff. And I was
thinking about you.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
I haven't had botox or filler. Oh really to take
that as a compliment, Oh okay, you think that like
this is just my even temperature, even temperament, that I
have no facial expressions. Well, maybe it's just a sober weeking.
Nothing surprises me. What about fake ten? Does that a picture?

Speaker 1 (34:56):
So apparently there was an instant where a mum went
on to and she took to TikTok.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Yep, she took to TikTok for some attention.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
She shared her report experience after her passport photo was
questioned for not matching right because she'd had some the
old injections in the face and in the video, she
recounted how six security officers pulled her into a room
for about an hour to interrogate her about the photo.
They're like, this is not just doesn't match. Photos don't match.

Speaker 8 (35:24):
This is not right, I mean rightfully, so the right
if you'd ask me, I mean, if you've.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Had so much botox, I mean, how much botox and
filler do you have when your face doesn't match your passport?
I think she might be the she might be the
not the victim in this one. She's over botoxed. Have
you watched Maths? Did you watch Maps this season? To
do her kids? Do her family recognize that? That's question?
Did you walk into the house and no one knows
who she is?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
And not? Apparently initially. Sometimes she would walk into a
room and she would get a double take.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
It's probably because she looks like some people when they
get their botox and their lip filler and all that
kind of stuff done the collegen. They look like they're
being stung by a swarm of bees.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
That's right, that's the look that they're going through. That's
it's a fashionable look at the moment, the stung by
a swarm of bees. Look. The weird thing is that
when when the bees tend to sting the lips after
you've been stung, they sting them in different parts, so
often it's a bit wonky. Yeah right, And I think
as humans we're very attuned to symmetry and faces.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
I've got a mate whose partner was getting she was
getting a lot of botox, and he put his foot
down and goes, I'm not picking you up from botox anymore.
That was his pushback. Oh yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
You do it.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
That's your choice, but I'm not going to drive and
pick you up because I just get a fright when
I see you coming up.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Well, the thing is, oftentimes the people who have had
the bowdocks look like they've had a terrible piece of news.
It's been passed on to them or something. Oh, I
see the problem here. She's had so much botox. Just
looking this picture that she doesn't look like a human.
She looks like someone wearing a bad mission impossible mask.
You know, someone that's trying to purse someone by personate
someone by putting a latex mask over there. I was

(37:00):
going to say, look at this photo of this particular
woman that she looks a little bit like a blow
up six doll.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
She looks a lot like a blow up six doll
as well. Yeah, she looks like a blow up six
doll that's been attacked by a swarm of bees.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Okay, we we seem to have solved that problem.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
She looks good, actually she does. It looks great.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
She looks really good.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
It's a good look. She's sound spinning her money wise.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Now I look at them before and afters and I'm like, yeah,
not the swarm of bees, and the dole looks away
with them.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Before the National Jerry Show podcast coming.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Up after eight o'clock, we'll get stuck back into the
four pillars of a sober weekend. That's because you had
a sober weekend this weekend and got a whole lot
of stuff done.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yeah, I mean, Jim Di, I y.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Christians buying cushions.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
For the couch. Well, that's that's when it can go
out a hand of it, it can actually spiral out
of control. If you're too sober on the weekend, you
will end up buying cushions for your couch.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Did you all so buy some furniture?

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Bought some furniture? Yeah, yeah, I bought some furniture, some cushions,
because I mean, I guess if you're sober every weekend,
then your house would eventually just completely fold up with cushions.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
You wouldn't be able to get into the house for
you as well. It was it was a neutral, you know,
financially neutral weekend because the amount that you normally spend
that alcohol, which is about five hundred dollars a week
in was off set with the furniture.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
All.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
I was saying that my friends I don't normally meet
for lunch at about one. I stayed with them for
about half an hour and had aboutn hour, had good chat,
had a sugar free coat, and then I left. And
then when I walked back past laden with cushions, past
the pub that's near my house, I looked through the
thing and saw them still there, and I was like, wow,
I'll tell you what. You have a drink and then

(38:42):
the drink has you?

Speaker 1 (38:43):
This is a Mountain Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Ready you had a King, the Mountain Jerry Podcast, the
Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
That in Jerry, That in Jerry.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Rock, Rockey, Nash and Rude Jerry.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Jerry knows every comedy. This morning on The Mantain Jerry Show, Tuesday,
the twenty seventh of August twenty twenty four. My name
is Jerry Wells and this is man.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
He so good to be here. I've got a huge
hour of radio getting stuck back into the four colors
of a sober weekend. The four pillars being the four
quintessential items relations with a certain group or category. And boy,
you can have a productive weekends if you don't drink
it all tall you, I'll tell you do you know what?

Speaker 8 (39:56):
I have an issue with my sober weekends meda and
it's always ends up just watching movies. So like, I'll go,
you know what, this weekend is going to be a
productive weekend. I won't drink or do all this stuff
and they end up just getting up at about seven
ade am. So I need to kind of have a
look at maybe your week in during the song here
have a look at how I could take that and
maybe use it my life.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Get anything to take to the dump. What do you mean,
like a dump trip's fun?

Speaker 8 (40:19):
Oh, like going to the extra like refuse station.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yeah, yeah, you know, I probably do well, hear me,
she is a twenty five year old. Yeah. The difference
between the sober weekend for the twenty five year old
news who is not a homeowner doesn't have children. You're
not a homeowner and so and you don't have children,
So quite a different sort of a set up for you.
That's true. I don't have a little week in. There's

(40:42):
no there's no no reason.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
You probably yeah, you probably don't have Yeah, waste of time, Yeah,
absolute waste field would that'd be ridiculous last the next
hour out?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Then you have more problems by having a sober weekend.
You'll get too productive than you would. Yeah, exactly, you'll
get way too.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Productive when you'll get ambitious and you'll.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Start coming from Jeremy's job and stuff. You don't want
to do that.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Sober weekend for a twenty five year old. You'll have
Pixie Campbell's job at the end of the weekend. That's
how you've got too much energy.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
It's risky. But if you know, got a lot of
chores around the house that you're gonna do, You're gonna
run the kids around. It can be very great and
very positive.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Clean out the edit, clean out the garrets, go.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
To the dump.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
So every Tuesday will look for the four pillars. A
segment on the Matt and Jerry Show will we find
the four quintessential items relating to a certain group or category.
And since Matt, you had a very very productive alcohol
free weekend, we'll looking for the four pillars of a
sober weekend.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
This morning, I thought, really recommend it. You go to
the gym, you got a lot of edmundon, you go
to the to the dump.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
My biggest fear is that if I have a sober weekend,
I'll end up buying cushions for the couch. And I
just don't. I do not want to buy cushions for
my camp.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
I mean, that's the dark side. And you know, after
two days of sobriety, I did end up just I
don't know where I was I was buying cushions. I
I was, I wander past the pub where my friends
were with these cushions that were looking at me shake
their heads.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Well, so they should.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
So, I mean, you've got to be careful it doesn't
spiral out of control to because I mean, how many
cushions do you need? I mean there was already three
cushions on that count.

Speaker 8 (42:08):
While you were blind cushions. Did you get any fomo
at all from what your mates are up to? I
know at the time you said your mates at the
pub and things like that, did you feel any fomo
across the weekend?

Speaker 3 (42:18):
I was riddled with fom you were as well, Yeah,
you couldn't have more phoe mates if ive are sober
week in.

Speaker 8 (42:24):
It's just riddled with the fear of missing out the
entire week in, allfulty eight hours of it.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
But but then when you see your friends five hours
after that, you go the fomo of baits you know, yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
You see the state they are, and.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
You see the state there, and you see how much
money they've probably spent at the pub, see.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Them the next day and you're like, oh no, that
was definitely a good decision.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Yeah, well that's twenty five. You can't you can't do it,
so you can't go hard enough.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
That's a problem. Yeah, it's going to cause problems. I
think one of the interesting things about phomo. Say, if
you don't go out to a party at night, right,
and then you have the phone at that time, but
you never have it the next day. No, you never
wake up the saying I wish I've gone to that. No,
that's true, interestingly, isn't it.

Speaker 8 (43:03):
That's a good way to put it.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Actually, Yeah, you just need to jump forward in time,
you know, in your mind and go, well, well I
really care tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Okay, here we go. Here's some suggestions coming in on
three for three. Mowing the lawns. Yeah, that's about dump trip. Yeah, fings, Yes,
Messaging your friends to see how the bender wash. I
love that. I love that's a grateful pillo.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
If you know that your friends have been on a
bender and you haven't, it takes so long for the
information to get through because they're in a terrible state
and they're sleeping. Why does all send it via pingin?

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
You wake up at seven fifteen and you want to
hear the humiliating stories and you're like firing out group
text into group chats. You're not going to get anything.
They're not even going to be looked at till about
ten thirty.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
I didn't finish that text. Actually it said messaging friends
to see how the bender was getting fomo and then
starting planning next weekend's bender.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
It can there can be a build up. There can
sobriety can form a bottle deck and a build up
and it can explode and into a quite a long binge.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yeah. Well, for me that that build up starts on
Monday and it works through to Friday, and then it
really explodes on a Friday or Saturday, and then it
builds again on a Monday. Yeah, I've got a weekly
build up.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (44:13):
Boys are both guilty of this. I've heard you both
say the phrase at some point, I'm due a big
one this weekend. Yeah, which is always dangerous and that
needs to come off you know, three or four of
these sober weekends that we're talking about here. Yeah, and
you two when you say, hey, look I'm due a
big one this weekend, that's problematic. And that's where we
want to make sure we're staying away from, because I
think that's what sober weekends can resultants, big blowouts, and.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
We don't and we want to avoid that. Everything in moderation,
even sobriety.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
I agree this text you, I'm not sure that means
lots of porn. Hube. Keep those suggestions coming in three
for eight three or eight hundred, hordechy. Oh, you can
send us a talk back message by the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 8 (44:51):
That's just how it sounds that text.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Hmmm.

Speaker 8 (44:55):
I think that.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
I think both sides are the coin for that one.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Our cushions on the couch not like notches on your belt.
You're gonna have to start putting them on your bed soon.
If you fill up on the couch, no.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
One comes around and says, geez, you've got a lot
of cushions on your couch.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
And Ma and Jerry Show podcast this morning, looking for
the four pillars of a sober weekend.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
This one's interesting, Jeremy. If you don't drink Friday and Saturday,
there's a high probability of a big Sunday sish. Oh yeah,
you'll be careful there. So you get a lot in
the bank Friday night, you wake up Saturday morning, you
get a lot done. You're feel incredible. You're just walking around.
You're posting pictures of yourself on Instagram with carpe DM
and text on everything you've done, You're feel incredible, you

(45:39):
get this feeling of worth and then it's a sunny
day and then you see a garden bar and then
you lean into a Sunday sesshi and they hit Monday
worse than if you've just gone hard on a Friday night.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
No, you've got to you've got to find yourself some
kind of commitment for Sunday afternoon, Sunday night that doesn't
involve sitting around with your friends. So it's not conducive
to doing that beforehand.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Because the thing about a Sunday sash is it's a
lot of fun, so good.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Because you shouldn't do it, yeah, because you know you've
got work on the Monday, so it's the forbidden fruit.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Yeah. But I think Sunday sashing is getting bigger and
bigger when I walk around and coming into spring, because
you're going to get those those odd days of just
full summer that that pops in to give you hope
before it rains on you for two weeks. That's how
New Zealand works, and that's just going to be. And
you haven't experienced full sun for a while, and but
a heat you're on a Sunday walk past a garden bar.

(46:36):
That's basically entrapment.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
It's massive. Was anyone else's experienced that on Sunday? Last Sunday,
it was like all the slaters coming up from underneath
the rocks.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Yes, every garden spring, the garden bars were rammed and
I was getting text from friends. You can't I have
a drink it's sunny, Like that's I mean? Is that logical?
You can't not have a drunk at Sunday.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
I started playing AFL last year. I needed drink.

Speaker 8 (47:01):
I saw playing AFL last year and I thought, that's
a perfect thing to do for this reason, as it's
on a Sunday afternoon two o'clock kick off. And I thought, you, beauty,
you know this is this is going to negate me
from having a beer or anything like that or getting
into any kind of Sunday sish. I didn't really think
about the fact that there was going to be about
twenty six grown adults the n at the end of
a Sunday evening after playing a game of sport, looking
to go and find a bar somewhere. Yeah, before I

(47:22):
know it, I'll find myself in a Sunday sish every Sunday.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Yeah, there's nothing that makes you more thirsty than having
done some wholesome physical activity and you feel like you
feel like you're owed for five hours sitting at a bar.

Speaker 8 (47:35):
That's right, if you've got up and gone to I
don't know Bunnings and then up Mount Eden and then
come down and then you walk past the garden. But
I can now see why it's such an issue for you.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Someone's texts don't let a Monday ruin, don't let a
Monday ruin your Sunday? Is that an official Is that
an official government saying don't let a Monday ruin your Sunday?

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Put it on T shirts man jurish it's good positions
coming in on three for eight three. You can give
us a call I had one hundred hard to qu
You can send us a talk beat message on your
eye Heart radio app. Here's one hat helmet starting a
DIY job than then leaving it unfinished for the next
four months because you don't have another sober weekend. This
text to here, sober weekend equals stoned and eating everything

(48:13):
you can find.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Well, that's I don't know what they're talking about.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Well, the stone.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Sober oh, I think so?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
The mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
We're looking for the four pillars of sober weekends. Keep
the suggestions coming in on three four eight three or
L eight hundred hodak you you can send us a
talkback message on the iHeart radio app. We will announce
that before nine o'clock this morning, just before we're saying,
sober weekend equals stoned and eating everything you can find.
According to this texter, and I was asking the question,
or you asked the question, is being stoned sober?

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Mm hmm or not? It's to me, being stoned sounds
not sober.

Speaker 8 (48:49):
Slightly controversial question. I think it goes without saying, isn't
it that it means you're not sober well?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
And according to this sticks to here, smoking electric spinach
doesn't count. That's why it's called stoned cold sober.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
It's not called stoned cold sober. It's called stone cold sober.
Like you're a you're as sober as a cold stone,
not stoned cold sober. I'm stoked about that.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
I always think of sobriety to do with just straight.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Alcohol, to be honest, right, So if someone came into
your house on the glass barbecue, you'd be like he
seems sober.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Well, I would say he's not drunk, he's high on
a glass glass barbecue.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
But you wouldn't say it sober. You see someone at
seven fifteen am driving down K Road in a two
thousand and five Commodore with no hub caps, the windows
rolled down, and no shirt on, you'd say that pison
is sober? Or would you say because they're just on
the glass barbecue.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Would that high? I wouldn't say that they're not sober. Okay.

Speaker 8 (49:47):
If I got off the vapes then and I said,
have been like two weeks sober, would you allow that?

Speaker 4 (49:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (49:52):
You see, sobriety and smoking don't go hand in here, Okay, right, well,
yeah you could someone sober.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
You could be a real pedant and you could go,
you're not sober, actually, mate, because I saw you have
a coffee and caffeine to drug exactly.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Okay that. Yeah, it's normally aboutment. Sobriety's about impairment, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Yeah? Well, okay, you can get pretty appeared on heroin.
So someone walks in with a needle hanging at their arm,
You're like, yeah, he's having a sober wiki.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
I don't know why I felt like sober sober sobriety
and alcohol seemed to for me to go hand in here.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Yeah, they do for me as well.

Speaker 8 (50:26):
But I think I mean ticks coming through and three
for three saying Jeremy Wells has just told me I
can go to Workstone this morning.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
But that's a good point.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
And that person drives a fall lyft So that's on you, mate,
Meden Jerry Show Radioteckude if you get confers.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Too, mad Jem, I'm not a crazy.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Those two that he's Jeremy Wells The Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
It's take thirty time for your radiohardachn you headlines with
Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Auckland businesses are feeling the brunt of current economic conditions.
The latest Auckland Business Chamber survey found out a half
have seen less revenue compared to last year.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
But there's green shoots. I feel like it's coming back.
Interest rates coming down, a little bit, more activity going on.
I think by the time we hit twenty five, we're
going to be traveling at one hundred kilometers an hour economically,
all right?

Speaker 1 (51:23):
There, I said it are ruling against Uber could hold
ramifications for many other businesses. The court of Appeal has
ruled that four Uber drivers are employees, not contractors. Uber
says it will appeal.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
We can't go back and this is a problem, and
there's issues with the gig economy. But can you imagine
going back to what taxis were like back in the
day when you rang up and they didn't tell you
when they were going to be there, and you just
wait out the front of the house and then they
just drive all around the neighborhood and then make up
the price. We can't go back to that.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Can we tell you what I'm missing taxis? And that's
the radio being on when you're taxiing around and they
say one on the gundry. You got one on the gundry,
to two on the Harris. I got two in the Harris.
And then someone would go yeah six four, I go
six four. I wanted you go to one to six
only Hanger Road, Penrose, Yeah, got that copy. I got

(52:13):
one on the gundry. I'm looking for one on the
Remember that guy and he'd just be talking away. Yeah,
the dispatcher, Yeah, the dispatcher. I missed the dispatcher and
I listened to the dispatcher. There was a little bit
of something something for the for the passengers.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Yeah, so if they went back to that, having the
dispatcher just blasting you in the face the whole way
and the taxi, you'd be happy to go back to
all the inconvenience that I mean have the taxis. I
haven't actually been getting taxis for a very long time.
But do they now run a sort of uber situation?
When you order it? Can you see it coming on
a map? Do you know what the price is before
you get in the taxi?

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Don't think so.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
They're not running any of that. I don't think so well,
because that's the thing. I feel like taxis could have
could have seen off Uber if they if they they
bought the technology, and I think the technology is almost
more than the price.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Here's a text, it's coming no Uber's and fun at
a mate, taxi life mate.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
So that texter that finished on seven six? What is
taxi life like? Because I tried to get a taxi
in and the cargo recently and I got told off
for calling it too late. I rang, I rang it,
called it to ten and the woman goes, well, you're
not going to get one now.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Don't get one.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Don't call one and n apes after ten thirty and
I was like, I was like, okay, and he goes, okay, Okay,
he's coming. I said, any time when he's can you
tell me when he's coming here, come when he comes?
And then and then and then and then and then
and then I said done. Could he text me when
he's outside and goes, no, hell, come when he comes.
I was like that, that that's the attitude. That that's
the that's the taxi attitude. That's ripe for disruption.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
All right. Back to the news, and the NRL has
condemned a bunker official involved in the Warriors Bulldogs match.
Oh good, actually after a decision that we'll see Santa
Roger two Vasus Sheik miss the rest of the season.
Canterbury skipper Stephen Crichton was put on a report for
a high shot, but official Liam Kennedy opted against sending
him off ken he expected to face the stand down period,

(53:56):
so he should.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
That was really weird how I couldn't work out what
was going. So you watch it and his shoulder hits
them right in the face and then he can't hardly
get up, like he's concussed. He can't stand, so then
off he goes off. And then the guy just goes
on report for that and they look at it and
he goes and then he goes a lot of mitigating factors,
a lot of mitigating factors.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
But it doesn't matter. You've just hit the guy with
your shoulder and now he has gone off. So because
you've hit them with the shoulder clearly in the face, obvious,
you're now losing one of your players and you don't
have another. You've got a replacement obviously, but it's one
of you his place. And then the guy just goes
on report. So what's the point? Yeah, And with's the consistency?

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Is the other thing? I mean, either it is either
a shoulder to the faces as you know as scend
off you know time in the bin, or it's not
yeah anywhere, especially when you go to the bunker and
the bunker and all the replays go, that's the shoulder
hitting and right in the face. Yeah, it's not even
one of the more controversial one mitigating circumstances. Well were they,

(54:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Ducked in to it and Matt and Jerry Show podcast, Hey, you.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Have this Friday together with an Z We're going to
be raising money for the Cancer Society. It's Daffodil Day,
and we're uniting with a heap of other radio stations
to form one big United radio station called the A
and Z Donation Station. And you'll be able to listen
to this Friday on iHeartRadio. And I'm going to be
joining the donation station after our show on Friday. Hillary

(55:27):
Barry is going to be joining me, but not you,
I believe.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Yeah, that's right, Gerry, because I'm doing something bigger and
better than you. I've got my own little plan to
help raise even more funds for Cancer Society. I'm chartering
a plane and I'll be flying all over Auckland tying
a banner to help encourage as many people as I
can to donate. So if you look up into the sky,
you'll see me in the passager seat of a sisner

(55:52):
pulling a banner around and.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Reporting that it's like Snoopy's Christmas.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Thank you, Jerry. It's just like Snoopy's Crisp.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
As you're riding around. Oh will Okay, So I would
love your help to help raise funds for this great cause.
You can make an instant three dollars donation by texting
the word support to two six and if you're able
to donate more, check out the link to donate at
Huddocke dot co dot nz.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
And of course we make more than one hundred thousands um.
Probably Hordy J Is going to get in a skin
tight daffodil covered costume and jump off the have a
bridge when I attached to a bungeee. Of course, originally I.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Was approached and someone said would you be keen to
do something for Definitil? And I said absolutely, And then
they said, well what are you going to do? And
I said, well, I don't know. What would you like
me to do? And they said, I don't know, maybe
write a poem or something. I was like a poem,
So you're going to write writing a poem? Well, would
you like a world? You want a poem from me?
And I thought that's that's going to be a terrible idea.
And then I thought, I'll just go on to chat

(56:56):
GPT and I'll typeing some things about dafidels and stuff
and maybe it'll split something out for me.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
How genuine of you?

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Well, I don't know. I don't really write poetry. And
then occasionally I'll write a high kup. But you can't
write a high koch is not long enough. You write
beautiful high kus about the all blacks. Well exactly, it's
a hikup five seven, five syllables. Easy. But and then
I thought to myself, No, I'm just gonna sit down
here and I'm going to I'm going to flex my

(57:22):
poetic muscle and see what happens. Think about it. I'm
going to flex my poetic muscle. And so I did.
I started, but I need more help because I think
this is just one verse. I'm thinking two verses is
the way. This is what I've This is where I've
got to. So just your thoughts. Three for eight three
h eight hundred hidache.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
What's it called?

Speaker 1 (57:41):
First, It's called daffodil de poem.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Good name for it. Yeah, thanks, nice.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Yellow tender petal calling to the promise of warmer days erect.
You penetrate through boring grass, reminding us of what can
lie beneath, hidden, waiting for our moment to prove how
we can improve the things around us. Even the most
boring grass is softer than concrete. How many of your

(58:11):
friends do you call out to when the night falls
and the children leave the park, for the comfort of
their carpet, still standing, erect, proud, odorless. A friend of
the most green green grass which surrounds you.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
I would have said, A friend of the moist greenery
which surrounds you last time. Work on that also, I
just say that you've said our moment to prove, and
then you've gone how we can improve, So you've got
proved of the idea that I'm trying to. This line's great, though.
How many of your friends do you call out to
when night falls and the children leave the park for

(58:50):
the comfort of their carpet? That is that actually got me?

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Thank you. There's a metaphor in this that's good. I
found myself. I found myself working a metaphor about the
idea popping up of beauty lying beneath things and then
finally revealing itself.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
It's quite Nietzchean, isn't it, and then dying the idea
that the lawn is just for the daffodils to stick up.
That's right, Hey, could you not fit an instant three
dollars donation by texting the words support to two O
six You can get that in there.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
I can drop that at the end. Maybe I'll give
that a go.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast this morning.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
We've been looking for the four pillars of sober weekend.
That's because Matt, you had a virtue sober weekend with
a whole lot of pillows.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
It was a carp adm of a situation, I tell
you what. Yeah, until I lost it, lost control and
bought four pillows. Oh, four four cushions, four past sized pillows.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Yes, you stand it.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
But I held it together. That was Sunday afternoon before
I completely lost the pilot and bought four cushions for
the couch, just because so much edmund had been done
in the house being to be the dump, erected, some shelves,
cleaned the house massively. Yeah, just everything. Did my taxes,
Oh my god god.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Yeah, I mean, good luck getting through a weekend, a
sober weekend and not either doing your texas, getting some pillows,
clean the house, going to the turp. It's impossible. It's
absolutely impossible.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Yeah, And it seems really long, like because I went
to bed on Saturday night and I thought, oh, work tomorrow,
and then went, no, I've got a whole nother day.
Because sobriety just extends everything all right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
We've been looking for the four pillars. You've been voting
on three for three oh eight hundred key or you've
been sending us talkback messages on the iHeartRadio app, and
we have counted the boats and we have locked them
in here. They are four pillars of sober weekends. Are
zero demons. It's a good feeling, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Yeah, So you wake up on a Saturday morning and
you don't have to run over any of the stupid
things you said the night before or did.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
But you will. You'll try to your brain, because it's
been programmed to do that over the years, will immediately
start trying to think for them, try to work them
out and go on they actually there aren't any.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
You have your phone in your hand ready to send
a bunch of apology techs, and you go, hang, I
know I didn't do anything wrong. Pillar number two fomo, Yeah, brutal,
brutal fear of missing out on a Saturday night when
dem Yeah, that's a complexity of human mind, isn't it.
But then again, I was saying before on the show
that I reckon say on a Friday night, you might

(01:01:14):
have fomo that all your friends are going and doing something,
but you don't have it on Saturday morning. You don't.
You don't have the fear of missing out on their hangover.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Piller number three large tidy up leading to a trip
to the dump.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
You're that showing commut so that if you start tidying
up then that'll spiral out of control and daving to
take that stuff to a dump.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
This has come forth full circle these four pillars, because
the fourth pillar is high risk of virtuous feelings leading
to a debaucherous Sunday session and starting the weekend on
the back foot. Anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Yeah, so that's really sober weekend that Yeah, so you
feel amazing because you didn't go out Friday Saturday night
and then someone sends your text and there they're going
for a drink and then you have a lunch with
them that spirals out of control into a massive Sunday
session and you start the week feeling worse than if
you've gone out on the front and Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
That can't happen there. We are thanks very much for
listening to the Matt and Jury Show today. The podcast
is going to be able at eleven am this morning.
Have a lovely day and we'll see you tomorrow.

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Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go. Bless blessed, blessed.
Give them my taste a kiwi from me,