A Vape-Related Relationship Conundrum- The Radio Highlights August 15

On the radio show today, we find out whether Sky Stadium in Wellington is penis or genius, and Matt’s got a vape-related relationship conundrum...

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hadn Sun You've done it.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
You can't two on two days, Brue, you've been busy.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh bless rue thing with Rhoders. I was saying when
I came in this morning. We haven't even introduced the
show yet, but I walk around singing Matt and Jerry songs.
So I'll walk into a room and go It's Matthew
and Jerry, and then I realize I'm singing about myself.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
No, I've had exactly the same thing going on in
my head. I've had to believe it or not with
Matt and Jerry and my head for the last twenty
four hours.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's very problematic. Very great welcome.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Along to the Mantain Jerry Show Thursday, the fifteenth of
August twenty twenty four, and a huge.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Welcome to those listening to the Matten Jerry Radio Highlights podcast.
All right there, I said.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
It on the show today. New Zealand's greatest route. We
continue to look for that. We're also going to be
looked looking for the brewery of the Day in just
a few minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I can't wait to cut your map, put on the
backpack and hit the road looking for the brewery of
the day.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Also, we're going to look for talk about the Rick
Astley paradox and the wonderful word of taking your dog
to the movies, plus Penis or Genius this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
We'll announce what.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
We're discussing in Penis or Genius a little later on.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
This is going to be a controversial topic.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, I'm just having a look at it here in
front of me.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I'm thinking there's going.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
To be a percentence of New Zealanders who are going
to feel a certain way about this one.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Are we kicking a city when it's down?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast, so mass.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Sing through a video yesterday.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Has the right to live their lives being protected from
a fence or from insult or from the feelings. It
is an occupational hazard of living in society and if
you really can't take it, become a hum Well that's.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
You putting on that voice? Is that one of your
English voices? Jar woman?

Speaker 6 (02:09):
I didn't realize how funny she sounded.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Is she a professor? At Hogwarts pretty much.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
She's a British MP and wit it's from a debate
at the Oxford Union Society.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
It's reasonably older. She's five years.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Old, right, Yes, the moot was the House supports was
no platforming, A bigger pardon the House support all of that.
The moot was the House supports no platforming.

Speaker 7 (02:35):
Now, the reason why I brought this up is because
it's doing the rounds at the moment this club, and
I'll play it again in just a second. But I
was wondering what your boys thought about this, because I'm
always spending time thinking about this type of thing, about
being offended, and it's mainly my generation causing all the
issues for you guys. I do have to apologize on
behalf of my unit there. But I was just wondering
what you guys thought of it, because it is doing
the rounds at the moment and whatever, and what's her

(02:56):
name and.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
And what people have been taking offenses stuff. It's not
just your generation, to be fair Meshy, but it certainly
it's certainly greater.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Now, what about a leash in the Old Testament? Who
was walking into into Billium? I think it was Helium?
Is the ancient town, and some juveniles came around and
started yelling, go up bald head, go up baldhead, and
he put a curse on them, and then two she
bears came down and mauled forty two kids. Wow, so

(03:27):
he had taken offense to go up baldhead. One of
the most famous sayings on that is Stephen Frye. Stephen
fry said this a few years ago. It's now very
common to hear people say I'm rather offended by that,
as if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing
more than a wine. I find that offensive. It has
no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason
to be respected as a phrase. I'm offended by that. Well,

(03:49):
so effing what there we go? Yeah, yeah, so as
she Stephen fryes coming.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Did you know Stephen fries coming to new somehow it's
just gone under the radar.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Oh, last time to Stephen Friday together, last time he
came in. He was bluddy good. But he does steps
on stage. He just walked from back back and forth,
back and forth. Yes, he did.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
He and he even had the Apple watch on. Yeah,
and he said and at the end of it, he goes,
I've done fifteen thousand. During this performance, what does a
live show Stephen Frilo like.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
He tells great stories from his life. He's very funny.
His autobiography is a great He told this great story
about he was drinking because he's so fancy. He was
drinking with his mate and Buckingham Palace, who was one
of the head of staff there, and the queen upstairs
was drinking with the queen mother, and the queen rang
downstairs and said, would you too, would it kill you

(04:38):
two queens to bring up a G and T for
me and my mother?

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
No, up to us, to us Queen's upstairs.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
Oh wow.

Speaker 8 (04:47):
It probably sounded a lot like nobody has a right
to live our lives being protected from a fence or
from insult or from heart feelings.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh that's great then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, I think the woman and rock Esley are things
that we could.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Put it in prime time. We're just putting together the
show like ruders put two things in and he's run
some of his content down. He said, it's just a
silly bit. Yeah, it's just a silly bit on Rockesley.
I think it's the I think it's I reckon this
bit on Rockessley, I reckon, that is primetime ready. I
think it's ready to move that up to primetime. See
how it goes in the you know, under the glare

(05:27):
of the stage lines.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Okay, you don't want to try it now and then
move it up later on.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
We could try it. Maybe we could try it after
the news okay, and then if it goes really well, okay,
then see how it goes in prime time.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
I like, what a pressure for a segment.

Speaker 7 (05:42):
The man Jerry shar I didn't realize we run such
a ruthless What is our primetime?

Speaker 6 (05:45):
What do we construing to be primetime? Seven to nine?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Is that? Yeah? And you're specifically seven thirty to eight thirty?

Speaker 6 (05:51):
Oh, that's the money in there?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Is it? A lot of people go seven thirty to nine,
But we sort of put the car in neutral from
just after the eight thirty news and slide out holding.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
There are radio shows that actually here from six, I know, ridiculous,
really muppets.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Well, I feard there's some that here from five rubbish. Yeah, no,
there are there are people that care from five idiots.
You can't do a good radio. There's you know, there's
a guy on before us really yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
Boys, that's me, you know, that's me. I come and
tread the boards in the morning.

Speaker 7 (06:23):
Yeah, you should treat in sometimes it's great down there
in the five o'clock hour and all seriousness. Though I
do sometimes often think to myself, it's the sixty news headlines.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
It's the moment that I get okay, this show.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, Maten.

Speaker 9 (06:39):
Mattening, mesh Pressus Burgeons with his hand for Matene.

Speaker 10 (06:50):
Mad Jeremy Wells the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
It's six thirty two. Time for your radio. Upy news
headlines with Jeremy Wells from seven Sharp.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Police are real during the community. After lolly's laced with
meth were handed out in Auckland, the Arinda brand pineapple
sweets were given out in food parcels by the Auckland
City Mission. At least sixteen lollies have been recovered so far.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, I mean, I outlined my theory yesterday. I don't
think there's I think it's just it's an import It's
a smuggling gone wrong. It's a smuggling, smuggling distribution gone wrong.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Someone's suffering somewhere because of this. Yeah, well, not only
the people that are taking it. But it's quite concerning,
isn't it. You think about that, of all the things
that you can import it as lollies, that freaks people out.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
It's a little bit kiddy. Yes, that's like there's been
times when they've imported it in spicy sauce and hot sauce.
That's happened for into New Zealand and then somehow they
get the myth out. I'm not sure how the science
works on that, but that's adult and you're not going
to have a whole one. You're going to throw it
on might' you be interesting with hot sauce. You have
the hot sauce and then it's got meth in it,

(07:54):
and you go, boy, the stuff was hot. As I
go into my head, jesez, that's our hot sauce. Yeah
the fire.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
These lollies are disgusting, are they there? Absolutely disgusting. I
mean the one thing, the one saving grace is that
the kids just split them out immediately because they're like, yack.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Alright, that's good. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
And Macargoll Maynor Nobby Clark has assued a second public
apology in as many weeks has that for been called
Nobby at a council meeting, he apologized for repeatedly using
the in word and a homophobic slur on a TV shows.
He's still apologies. He's still going on about that.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, every council meeting tool for his entire reign is
going to be apologizing for his appearance on New Zealand
Today with Guy Williams. Okay, so it's not a new
in word, I don't think so. Ok.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
And Warrior's coach Andrew Webster, what do we call him
the other day?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Is it Malcolm Webster?

Speaker 6 (08:42):
No, Graham Webster.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Graham Graham Webster because Graham's a real league name.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
And Warrior's coach Graham Webster insists that winning is still
the priority above blooding new plays. The next season that
comes as a team prepared to salvage pride and a
must win a day against the manly Seagulls at Brookvale
Oval tomorrow night. The Warriors still have a very slim,
according to Rudah mathematical chance to make the top eight playoffs.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Very slim, although yeah, in fact, I've got a hunch
that the wars will make a miracle comeback and they
will make the top eight and it is paying. Yeah,
thirteen at the tab thirteen bucks. Okay, they just need
to win against the seagulls, bulldogs and sharks and have
other results go their way. They are at one thousand

(09:31):
and one dollars to win the whole thing, but thirteen
dollars to make the top eight. That's good eating.

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Speaker 4 (09:52):
And Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Time four.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
The Wonderful World of two hundred and ten Dogs watching
a movie.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Yeah that's right, two hundred and ten dogs watched the
movie in Vermont, USA. The event was, unfortunately just shy
of breaking a world record. It aimed to gather at
least two hundred and twenty dogs to watch a Netflix
documentary called Inside the Mind of a Dog at the
Memorial Sports Center in Middlebury.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Come on so close? Just ten dogs short?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
I know He's what Andy Mitchell had to say.

Speaker 11 (10:25):
He's something I've always wanted to do my whole life.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Sock.

Speaker 11 (10:28):
My thirteen year old kid came to me and said, hey, dad,
you should break that record with your with your new movie.
So I give Billy full credit for the idea.

Speaker 6 (10:35):
So like, look at the community.

Speaker 11 (10:36):
The community just just rallied around this. They're so excited
there's a better Middlebury partnership. Kellen Catherine, it'd be like,
really come to our help. And it's been just a
wonderful community sort of support.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
It's been amazing.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
The turnout is Andy Mitchell a dog. That's how a
dog would talk if a dog was a human. That's
exactly how a dog would talk. So Lisa Mitchell, the
director's spouse and an organizer of the world record attempts,
see the official ended up being two hundred and ten
dogs shin up the true twenty needed to break.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
These You can't like get some dogs that are walking
past and sort of rustle them in.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
No, there were two hundred and eighty registrations, so they
thought that they were they thought that they were going
to break it.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Easy, Sydney. Maybe if they didn't do this bloody draconian
registration and just let people turn up without adding fill
out all the bloody red.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Tape Apparently some dogs attended without preregistering, so they're still
going over the video footage to see if there were
more canines present than give it up fowling. I imagine
the imagine the dogs just peeing everywhere. Yeah, be terrible.
So the current world record of two hundred and nineteen
was set in LA and was the screening.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Of Poor Patrol. Right, I don't know about this.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
I can't I'm a dog and I can't.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Get behind this.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
You wouldn't have gone No, that's annoying. Firstly, my dog
would have had to go at a whole lot of
West had interiors. It would have been hopeless.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Just I don't know. Yeah, there's no way Colin would
have sat still. He'd been like, speak to other dogs,
you know, can't you can't keep him still when there's
another dog around here. It's a disaster at a cafe.
He'd be horrible of us movie.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Then Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
So we're going to try this piece of content in
the six o'clock hour, non prime time, and then if
it works, we're going to drag it across into primetime
into the prime time Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
All right, So we need to hear from you, yeah
on three four eight three or the talkback function on
the iHeart Radio. We need to hear from you as
this prime time with.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
You, yeah, this content. I mean, it's only twelve minutes
to primetime. We could just hold it off for twelve
minutes and.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I just not, you know, I'd love to do that,
but I just no, no, if it's if it's ready,
you know.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Okay, Okay, So have you ever heard of the Rick
Asley paradox?

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I'm not.

Speaker 12 (12:52):
So.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
There's a show on the website called the Daily Wire
called the Michael Knowles Show, and he's got a very
interesting theory when it comes to the British pop star.

Speaker 13 (13:02):
If you asked Rick Astley to give you a DVD
of the animated movie Up, he would not do it
because he's never going to give you up. But in
his refusal, he would be letting you down, which Rick
Astley also cannot do. That's lastly, paradise.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
That's hard to unpack that one.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Okay, Yeah, so I'm never going to give you up,
and then he does, and then he doesn't give it
to you, but then by not giving you up.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
He's let you down. Yeah, which is something he also said.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Let yeah, it's a problem. Yeah, what about if he
runs around and deserts you. Yeah, as running around and
deserting you. If you run around and throw desserted someone
to dessert, it does dessert someone has to throw deserted.

Speaker 7 (13:48):
Yeah, well it could be that. It could be more
of like a sexy thing. I don't know, like a
bit of whipped cream.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Heel, but desert He's been told that Rick Astley desserts
up and downstairs. So sometimes in the love making pro
because he whipped creams around the bottom of his you know,
and gorged and that's the way he does.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
He says he's never going to desert you, So it's
he will desert other people.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Will desert himself, but he likes deserting himself for his
own pleasure.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Have you heard him playing the drums at Glastonbury and
playing Highway to Hell? Listen to this. This is Rick
Castle on the drums because a really good musician and singing.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
He never had a problem with his pipes.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
You know what, hear that cream on his.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
You can't, can you? I mean to be fair, you're
just chopping word with that drumm? Has he got can
he do the fell and singing to the chorus let's
see here we go into the chorus. Not bad from

(14:57):
Rick Canstley. Yeah, but he's you don't give you the
DVD of up. He won't do it, and he will.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
He won't desert you either, thank God, but he will
desert himself. I don't want to be deserted. There's one
person I don't want to be deserted by. It's Rick asleep.
Either of you two fine with it, Bricklee, No thanks.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
The Mas Jerry Show podcast just.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Going have some feedback from that last seaner because we
were wondering whether we take that Rick Astley content and
take it into prime time Ruder. Ruder suggested the content
in the first place. Executive producer reader it separate yourself.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Now after seeing and Ruder was adamant that it's not
primetime worthy.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
That's the thing. Ruder came in. Ruder said, look, here's
something I'm not sure this is for prime time. It's
just a little bit of something maybe maybe between sex
and seven.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
This is a little note from Ruder. Yeah, just a
silly bit. Yeah, it's a silly bit that I thought
would be really good. And ninety seconds to two minutes
just for six thirty years. That's where I thought it's sad.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Okay, Yeah, we dragged it. We dragged it out. It
was you guys, and we tried it. We tried it,
and we said, we said, we'll maybe put it into primetime,
just spending on your feedback. Here's the feedback. Not sure
your heart's are in that segment.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Okay, I put a feedback fun anecdote, but not so nice.
I want to hear it twice.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Okay, but this is not so positive. Jeez, that's desperate content.
It's definitely been put in neutral and casing down the
health of Christmas, hasn't it.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Guys. Another one says, please don't make us hear that
content again.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Someone else, yep, don't let this one out past seven?
Am so overwhelmingly negative.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Someone now said, and I'm not sure whether this is
true or not, but he never let me down in
bid Well.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
That's interesting.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
I've got an interesting question. Yeah, that content. Is it
good enough to make the radio Highlights podcast? Shall I
cut it? It's dearly good enough for the bloody radio here.
It's good enough. Jesus Christ, there's some rubbish. Hold on.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Someone's just coming now that I know it's ruders, dear,
I like it.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
It's just a bloody popularity contest, now, isn't it? Okay?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
We can't have all this coming up after eight o'clock
this morning, Penis or Genius this morning because of what
happened in the weekend with New Zealand losing to Argentina
and New Zealand always losing at the Caketon adding therits
of the cake ton.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Is it Penis of Genius, Yes, but of course never
losing at Eden Park. No, never losing it. And I
just watched a video of the unbeaten Eden Park all
Blacks back to back for the fiftieth Fortress Defense. This
is the fiftieth Fortress Defense. Right. If they win this
fifty times, they've won a row, They've won an Eden Park.
Do you know when they lost in ninety four? I

(17:23):
was the unbeaten, unbeaten forty nine times.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
I remember that try from the end of the earth,
great try, great game.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
John A.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Lomo was playing, great game France. Yeah, France, France, try
from the end of the ar Okay, it did it
come out?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Came out of nowhere we were I thought we were
going to win that game. I remember it well. Yeah,
so that's an exciting thing for this weekend. Eden Park
defending its fiftieth fiftieth unbeaten. Wow. Yeah, but we're not
talking about Park. They were talking about the cake ten
is it Penisgenias.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
We're not after seven o'clock. You've got a domestic issue
that you want to discuss with the group. But it's
the panel also a chance to win five hundred bucks
thanks to task Master New Zealand season five, which is
on now, was on last night. Matt featured an episode
four and that's the end of the serious if if
you were watching it just for Mett turn off.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
I'm gone, That's what That's what I was doing to Bee.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
I'm gone, You're going. They brought me back for two
to try it out and it was unmitigated disaster. Show
me again, radiohead again.

Speaker 10 (18:19):
Ah want just Chero.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Me and you?

Speaker 10 (18:25):
What else with mashon.

Speaker 14 (18:29):
All?

Speaker 2 (18:29):
I want just Jeral, me and you, The Breakfast Show
from Me.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
The Mass and Jerry Show Podcast, The Mass and Jerry
Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Madden Jerry Breakfast Show, Holdracke sixty nine Dash Show. Woob
he's doing what else happened?

Speaker 3 (18:59):
So that's a new one from Rudy you're on fire.
Ruder Goodness May Thursday, the fifteenth of August twenty twenty four.
Welcome belong to the Manta Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
We have a lot of fun when Ruder has a
year song out there. We have a huge show today
between now and nine am.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
We do it every Thursday. We run a segment on
the Mattain Jerry Show called Penis Orgenius. We'll be doing
that after eight o'clock this morning. And because the All
Blacks seem to lose all the time at the Cake
Tin and they're playing at Fortress Edon Park this weekend
again see Argentinians, we are asking the question is the
Cake Tin penis or genius?

Speaker 1 (19:34):
You've got to say, how odd is it? So we
haven't won since twenty eighteen at the Cake Tin, so
we've won one and seven down there, and yet at
Eden Park this weekend it's the fiftieth unbeaten, So the
fiftieth test unbeaten in a row for the All Blacks
if they win or draw on Saturday night. Yeah, huge disparity.

(19:57):
You've got to say that there's.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Something going on going on and I don't understand what
it is the psychology of it. If you're a player
and you play at these grounds, But there is it
knowing that people? Is it the expectation rises? Or with
every year it becomes harder and harder psychologically for teams,
for teams traveling to Eden Park hard to know.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
What it is?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Is it because you don't know which wing you're on
because it's a big circle, whereas you know at Eden
Park you know that you're if you buy the north stand,
you know where you are.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Is it a wind at the cake tin that makes
it difficult and unpredictable?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Is it people not turning up to watch that makes
you demoralized?

Speaker 4 (20:36):
Is it the yellow seats than that and Jerry Show podcast?

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Is it okay if you are a vape enthusiasts and
you and your partner doesn't want you to be a
vape enthusiast? Is it okay for them to just get
rid of the vape it so you don't have your
vape as opposed to addressing it front on and saying, look,

(21:00):
I don't want you vaping in bed and around the
house and in the spark pool.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
Are you asking for a friend right now?

Speaker 1 (21:06):
It's just a hypothetical situations.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Like I'm asking for a friend and an inverted Commas situation.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay, well, are you allowed to just get rid of
the vape? Okay?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
So, so I need to know some context here, Yeah,
without obviously explaining too much and revealing too much about
who that person is.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, it's clearly you.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
So has your partner said to you before, I don't
like you vaping? Can you please stop?

Speaker 6 (21:30):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (21:31):
The hell?

Speaker 3 (21:32):
And how long has that been going on?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
For a couple of weeks?

Speaker 6 (21:34):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (21:35):
Right?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Right? And my answer has been no, I can't, I'm
doing it.

Speaker 7 (21:40):
Can I just say, first of all, I have utmost
sympathy for you right now. Yeah, these are tough times
and I hate to break it to you that even
tougher times a hit because what's coming, first of all, is,
like you're saying, is first of all, your vape starts
going missing. Yeah, and then you've realized, hang on, it's
not going missing. It's being put in places that maybe
it shouldn't be. It's been hit, and I think that

(22:00):
maybe Matt, I would start considering earlier rather than later,
that you might have to start giving it up.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Well, what about if I have a secret a better
vape security.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Maybe you need to wear it in a chain for
around your neck.

Speaker 7 (22:14):
Oh, I'll say, it's all fun and games, mate. Do
you're sneaking out to the balcony for a bit of
a vape?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (22:18):
And it does happen, and it happens quicker than you'd expect.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I'll tell you what. It's not necessarily me, but I
will give up vaping in some places like I'm not.
I don't vape in the studio here with you guys, Okay,
but I will. I will. I will be dead in
my grave before I stop vaping in the spa the
greater places.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
I love a vapor in a spa. See, that's this
is interesting how vape has found its way into certain places,
because I, as a former smoker, I don't remember ever
smoking in a spa. I mean I probably did, but
it wasn't an easy thing to do.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
I used to love smoking in a spa. You just
sit back in the hot water, and you sexy, and
that you get head spins like your first king as.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
A twelve year old. Yeah, that's okay. I mean, there's
nothing better than smoking on a plane. I tell you what,
You've ever enjoyed the feeling of the freedom of smoking
a cigarette on a plane. What a great joy that is?

Speaker 1 (23:11):
It now blows my mind, like I'm all for freedoms. Yeah,
but I can understand the logic and not being allowed
to smoke on a plane.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Okay with the last time I smoked on a plane
Iberian Airlines. So it's Iberian Airlines and Spanish flight and
two thousand and one. And it was a smoking flight,
full smoking flight. There was no no smoking area, you
just smoke the whole plane. How long was your How
long is your flight? It was from Madrid to a BEFA.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Right, so how many youri can you smoke?

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (23:42):
About six? Oh that's not bad.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Because there's nothing to do on a plane. So it
was the perfect activity, you know. And the pilot was
smoking when I got off. He was leaning out of
the window smoking when I got on the flight.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Did you like stub it out in your seat when
you got up to leave when the plane stub it.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Out on the So were allowed to smoke? You're not
allowed to smoke during takeoff and landing?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Okay, yeah, you have to had a little less train.
The last thing you want is a fire and takeoff
and landing as opposed to it in the year when
a fire sweetest, I don't.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Know why you wouldn't have to smoke during takeoff and landing,
but the word, so what did we decide about the
fake get up and.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Matt and Jerry show podcast?

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Just a quick text's coming and something that I need
you to address here, Matt, can we please discuss Matt's
drawing of a carrot last night from the live task
of Taskmaster? That was something else? Would you like to
address that text please?

Speaker 1 (24:33):
I was feeling pretty good on Task Master. I had
a good time with a particular challenge with cheers. After
the first episode. I was returned, a fan favorite returning,
and I was feeling really good, awoke myself and I
really enjoyed being on set and as a great, great
crew this year. And Jeremy, you're doing great job. You're
the repartee that you have with paul Is. It's actually
beautiful to behold and people don't get all of it

(24:54):
on the show. And so I was feeling really good.
I was going, it's great to be back, and I
got a standing ovation when I came in because I
was a fan favorite. But then when I was trying
to draw a carrot where the pens strapped to my back.
The crowd remembered what I was like on the show.
I could see him going, Oh, that's right, he's crap,

(25:14):
He's terrible, and a combination of I don't know what
it was. I started. I didn't know about the mirror.
This is classic for me on Task Master. I didn't
know about certain parts, so I started trying to draw it,
and I didn't know about the mirror, so I made
a mess on my bit of paper, and then I
tried to do the mirror, and then drawing a carrot's
quite hard because it's just sort of like drawing a turn.

(25:36):
And then so what exactly was the challenge?

Speaker 7 (25:38):
Sorry, I don't usually watch the live task there's too
much Wells and that for me. I've spoken before about
the other situation of Wells in the media today.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
But there's a lot of Wells on that show. You
got to say so.

Speaker 6 (25:46):
By the end of it, that life task is too
much Wells.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
But what was the task? Exectill much of me on
the show too, which is why I can't even remember
what the task was.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
What was it to draw? So you had a pin
that was strapped to your back with your backpack, and
you had a piece of paper on an easel and
you had to face the other way and draw whatever
you were handed or something.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
That's tough.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yeah, And then and then well it sounds tough to
be able to Relie Sprout drew a anatomically correct koala.
It was phenomenal. I'm not giving too much away. I
won't tell you who won that episode, who won that task,
but she was very good. And I couldn't even draw
a carrot.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Yeah, well, I got to say. So my job as
the task master was to judge it, and I had
to guess it. So the quicker, I guessed it, and
you'd you'd be drawing with your backpack. Yeah, you had
to use your back to draw, not your hand. And
then and then you'd step back from your easel to say, look,
can you know it is? But you're allowed to mirror. Oh,
this is quite good.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
But I don't know about the mirror.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
But you kept stepping back and I was like, I've
got no idea. I seriously was trying. It was half
of me. I was trying to work out what you
were drawing, and I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
It was just scribble. You kept on saying the same
thing spaghetti. Is it spaghetti? Was as scribble as it's spagetti.
And then you asked me if I was in cognitive
decline in front of a study audience, or that's Jerry,
come on, come on. I thought at least you could
support me.

Speaker 7 (27:08):
Well more importantly, did hate sprouls Koala have all its
operations downstairs upstairs?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
She even gave it chlamydia. It was amazing.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah, I don't know as soon that it's actually quite
a hard task. But I think the reversal thing was
you were struggling with as well.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Oh yeah, I mean I'm not coordinated smart or I
can't even I struggled to draw a carrot with my
hand right now.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
It's a very good point.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Look what's this? Is it spaghetti? Yeah, it looks like
a downstairs was a carrot. I've ready, Matty.

Speaker 10 (27:44):
Jeremy Wells the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
It's seven thirty one time for your radio heard aching
news headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Well The Reserve Bank's done a huge U turn. There's
belief lowering that the official care sh right now is
the right thing to do. It's dropped the cash right
by twenty five basis points to five point two five percent.
He pleased about that message, My Jesus Christ unpleased.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I've got two mortgages coming off on the seventeenth of August,
so it's just in time. You reckon. I should fix
or fixed term or float mate fix a bit, float
a bit, fix a bit, float a bit a bit.
How much you're fixing? How much is a fixed rate
for two years?

Speaker 3 (28:24):
He fixed rate for two years. I think it's down
under six fix for two years and under six. But
it'll be interesting over the next wee wire because those
those may come down even more.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah. So if you float them, if I'm floating them,
and then bloody all keeps just bringing those that bloody
official catch right down. But me to keep down while
that's the thing it's meant to keep coming on down. Yeah,
I don't know. It's always a game, isn't it. Yeah,
of course the floating rates higher than the fixed rate.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
You're loving this chat, Mashie, you love it. Mortgage chat,
curry burritos, and pasta dishes are all potentially on the
menu for school kids.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
I love this chat.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Almost five hundred million dollars is going to was the
healthy school lunches program over twenty twenty five and twenty
twenty six.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
What is that the headline? I don't know what is that?
I don't know. Well, there's lunches, but hang on a minute,
where was my free There's no such thing as a
bloody free lunch. When I was going to Maulti Hill
Primary School to pay for my zap and my pie
and my chips.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
Curry, burrito and pasta dishes are amongst this new healthy
school lunch pro.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Is that a curry, burrito and pasta dish all in one?

Speaker 6 (29:25):
Because that wouldn't be healthy?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Or is that curry or burrito or pasta but still.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Not the healthiest of meals of that?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Oh, I don't know, curry burrito, pasta, but the day
to be healthy? Why do you have to punish kids
with healthy food? That's what screwed up and why so
much was thrown out with this thing. When they first started,
they weren't only just trying to feed kids, They were
trying to also educate them as well and trying to
make them better with what they ate. And as a result,

(29:52):
they failed and the kids threw it all out. So
what's wrong with just bloody a good old pie?

Speaker 7 (29:58):
We've been talking about this on the show before. I
remember when I used to go home from school and
just smash an entire loaf of white death and toast.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
God, look at me.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
How boys did in final of us are in fine shape?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
I think, why you're so pasty?

Speaker 6 (30:09):
That might be something to do with the skin tie?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
What about your groin problem?

Speaker 6 (30:12):
No, the groin, there's nothing to do with the white
death that are sure by the loaf grown.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
How do you know?

Speaker 11 (30:17):
Well?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I don't, but well, I mean, what has caused the shrinkers?
I mean, what is it?

Speaker 3 (30:23):
And potential changes for the All options are on the
table match and potential changes for the All Blacks When
coach Scott Robertson names his team to face the Pullmas
and Auckland on Saturday, lost Poolmers actually not the Pullmas loss,
not the Pumas lost its last Lost Pumas, last poolmus.
The squad for the rematch will be named at eleven

(30:44):
am this morning.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I reckon, I reckon Fortress Eden Park going for the
fifty tests in a row, unbeaten at Eden Park for
the All Blacks, lost Pumers are going to get their
asses handed to them.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Because matter who you'd name and then All Black Team
third one.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah it's Eden Park, It's it's got the reverse curse. Yeah,
you can't lose it and pays impossible. But speaking of which,
we're disgusting with the cake tin. We're disgusting. We are
disgusting each we are disgusting. I was going to say
we're discussing with the cake tener is Penis genius, but
I reckon I could just leave it with we're disgusting

(31:22):
and move on.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
So after eight o'clock, as we do every Thursday, we'll
be doing Penis or Genius. We debate the merits of something. Today,
the cake ten is on the chopping block. And the
reason for excuse pun, and the reason for that it's
a very tenuous pun, but still it's huh. I Just
the reason of that is because we've had the cake tin.
One out of the last six games the All Blacks

(31:47):
have won the cake tm.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Isn't it one out of the last seven? Now it
was one out of the last six before the last game.
I think it's up to one out of the last seven,
Is that right? I think twenty eighteen was the last
time in one out of.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
The last seven. So it's not just Scott's. It's not
just the All Blacks though, because the Kiwi's lost there.
Also the football Ferns lost there, so the white Ferns
have lost. We're always losing.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
There, the Curse of the Bloody Caketon, the Maori All
Blacks lost.

Speaker 7 (32:12):
The Wellington Phoenix is going to be looking at this
and going, hang on, are we playing at the wrong stadium?
Is this what the years of heartbreak's been?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Is this way?

Speaker 7 (32:18):
We're just years of heartbreak the Wellington Phoenix because they've
just had to put themselves through that curse over.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
And over again.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
That's interesting. That's interesting.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
So just having a look here at this is interesting. Actually,
Ruder has ruder, God bless you, Ruder. You've got it
through the internet. You've scoured the internet for one of
the most interesting stats we've ever had here on the
Mattagery Show, and that is each ground around New Zealand,
each park and their win percentage for the All Blacks. Oh,

(32:46):
here we go, which is really bloody interesting. So and
so it's not just sky Stadium or the Caketon as
it's known, which is currently sitting at seventy five percent.
So So the All Blocks have one seventy five of
the games at sky Stadium Athletic Park, which was the
former Wellington Stadium, which if you call it stadium, I'm
not sure seventy two percent, So not a great track

(33:10):
record there. Karrosbrook eighty five percent.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah, give them a taste of the House of Pain.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Currently obviously it's now not called Karrosbrook. So what do
we I think we I saw the stet before Forsyth
Bar ninety percent. For Forsyth Bar, it's all going well there.
Lancaster Park to the former christ Church Stadium eighty one percent.
The orb Blacks have won tests there. Christ Church Stadium
the current one eighty percent, so that's solid.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Now here we go.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Here we go, Eden Park ninety two tests. The All
Blacks have played the Eden Park over the years eighty
seven percent. They've won eighty seven percent of their games.
I mean helped a lot by the fact that they
haven't lost their since nineteen ninety four when we lost
against France. But still interesting. Wellington is the place that
the Orblecks do the worst.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yes, I've say before this game on Saturday night at
Eden Park will be if the All Blacks win the
fiftieth test in a row unbeaten at Eden Park. That
is fricking insane. That is a fortress there. It's more
than just luck. I mean there's something in that. There's
something in that stadium that that the Cake ten doesn't have.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah, well, can the English also shove it at their
ass because they was talking about fort Fortress tooking them?
They was used to talk about Fortress. Question, we've won
their heaps, they lose it tricking them all the time,
I know. And so in total, out of the seventeen
home venues that the All Blacks have played at in
using because I've played a whole lot of other stadiums
around the place, obviously Wikauta stadiums, there are ninety three
percent of one there, Rugby Park and Hamilton one hundred percent,

(34:44):
eighty four percent over two hundred and ninety eight tests.
So during teams have come to New Zealand, we weren't
eighty four percent of the time.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Wow, that's something.

Speaker 6 (34:53):
It's impressive.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
That's an impressive thing. So anyway we're going to be
looking at sky Stadium is a Penis uGenius later in
the show.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
So, yeah, that record for sky Stadium, since it's been
Sky Stadium My goodness, none yeah, none, none ones?

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Is it the curse of sky?

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah? I mean what's the curse of something? Yeah? But anyway,
debate at three three I under Hodocky or the talkback
function on your Heart radio app.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
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Show Podcast, Lad and.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
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Speaker 1 (35:35):
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Speaker 10 (35:39):
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Speaker 11 (35:41):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
You were seeing?

Speaker 15 (35:43):
We were?

Speaker 3 (35:43):
But there's out of fifteen veugus twenty twenty four, it's
any something about the fifteenth August twenty twenty four. That's
only fifteen days away from spring fifteen to just about
through winter. Wow, we are very close.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
And then the little lemmys come out with their little
socks and dance around and then Labor Day hats and
they all die.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
Yeah yeah, yeah, quite said.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
So you've brought that down.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Come out later.

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Speaker 1 (36:25):
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last two episode, but he's gone now. He's gone now
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Speaker 4 (36:34):
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Speaker 3 (36:36):
Actually sixteen days to spring, actually ten past.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
I'm going to say something. I don't want to embarrass
you when you said fifteen Actually sixteen days.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
It's Matten.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Jemmy's Penis Orrginius.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Penis or Genius is a segment we run on a
mountain Jerry's show we would bake the merits of something.
Today we're debating the merits of the cake tin because
the All Blacks can't ever seem to win there.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
They've won no times in the last seven games at
the also known as Wellington Stadium, is it some other name?
Captain and Wellington Stadium or Skyton sky Stadium.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
It was called Wellington Regional Stadium for a while there
wasn't Now it's called sky Stadium. So you can vote
on three for it three and decide whether the Captain's
penis or genius. The way to do that is to
press three four eight three on your phone texts Penis
or Genius, or you can see us a talk about
message on your iHeartRadio Apple, you can give us a
call and in the end you'll decide whether the caketon

(37:32):
goes on the Penis or Virginia side of the Cody
log which is a fixed to the wall of the studio.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Here west Pac Trust Trust Stadium from twenty two thousand
to two thousand and two, Westpac Stadium from two thousand
and two to twenty nineteen, Sky Stadium from twenty nineteen now,
but its official unsponsored name is Wellington Regional Stadium.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Okay, all right, then I'm going to say that it's Penis.
You're going to say it's Genius.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
It's Penis because it's round.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Pes Okay, I need a bit more.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
It's round. You're playing a rugby game and it's round.
It's annoying. If you're at halfway at Sky Stadium, you're
miles away from the action. And those are kind of
the most expensive seats, so they're probably quite hard to
sell for a rugby game.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Is that because they made it for cricket and rugby? Yes,
because if it was made just for Rugby. It'd be rectangular,
wouldn't it.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Yes, it's often nearly empty because and you can see
that more because it's got yellow seats.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Pes. It does have its yellow seats on display quite
a lot.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
They need to get rid of those seats, those yellow seats.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
It's about thirty five thousand. Yep, yeah right, I mean
that's tough to get thirty five thousand people in there.
But often stadiums will have multicolored seats so it's not
so obvious, like McLean Park and Napier exactly those seats
when they're empty, it's hard to tell.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
The outdoor concourse is long and concrete, and it's often
cold when you walk to the stadium, empy incredibly windy.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
I walked out of a beervana a couple of years
ago and it was basically a weather bomb and I
got absolutely destroyed trying to get into an umber on
that concourse, absolutely destroying.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
I was once walking across that concourse in a state
of let's just say I was. I was slightly worse
for where I.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Was slightly going into the stadium and leaving.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Leaving and someone pulled up in a golf cart and said,
would you like a lift, and I said absolutely, And so,
like a real wanker, absolutely reslutely, I got a left
across there. It was actually quite handy. You never know
where you are in the stadium. There's another reason why
it's Penis. You don't know where north, south, east, west is.

(39:38):
You don't know where the where the harbor is. I
can never tell which ways which.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah, and it doesn't have stands, so you can't go
where are you sitting. I'm in the north stand or
I'm in the East stand, or I'm in the South stand.
Should I keep going all the ra vance stand? Can
you keep going?

Speaker 12 (39:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
I'm done?

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Okay, And there were Black seven won there in seven games. There,
I rest my case. It's Penis.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Yes, all right, okay, and my genius argument begins. Now
it's better than Athletic Park. Okay, Well, that's not hard.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
That is not That was arguably the worst stadium in
the world, not just New Zealand. I mean that Millard's
Dan how that thing even stood. If there was an earthquake,
which there is a highly likelihood of in Wellington, that thing,
the whole thing, you'd have thousands of people gone.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yeah. But mate, Athletic Park the All Blacks were unbeaten
there for twenty nine years. I'm on the wrong. Yeah,
all right, it's unique. Its unique shape earned it the
name the cake Tin, which is a good name for it. Okay, Okay,
you're gonna love this one, Jerry. We smashed England there
in the twenty fifteen Cricket World Cup. How good was

(40:47):
the sexy camel? So?

Speaker 9 (40:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (40:50):
Right then?

Speaker 11 (40:51):
And then?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
And then what about Bears McCallum and Martin Guptel in
that game as well?

Speaker 3 (40:55):
No, No, it was a great gamey cricket there.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Guppy put the bloody fall on the roof, buddy, and
we beat Lok.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
We beat We beat Australia by ten wickets there once
in a one day game too.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Vana is held there and is a bloody good time
the twenty fourth of August.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Yeah, this is a pretty average argument.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Yep. The Sevens used to be good there until the
fun Police ruined us. Okay, so that's not there anymore.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
So that yep, sure it was good once. I rest
my case. I don't know how well you are going
to go here, to be honest, I think it's going
to the penis side of the cody log. Still you
can buy three for it three oh eight hundred, Hodaki.
We can send us a talkback message on your iHeartRadio
app and Matt and.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
It's Matten Jemmy's Penis or Jinny this morning with a budding.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
The mirrors of the Cake ten and penis or Ginia
sets because the All Blacks keep losing there and they
lost last weekend against Argentina and they're playing at Edton
Park this weekend where they always weren't.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
So we go to the talkback function on your iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
Let's do that firing it up now. Sorry, boys, here
you go. Here's the first one through. I killed a lads.

Speaker 14 (42:03):
Yeah, cake tin epsleute penis say, demolish it, demolished the
retirement village where they replaced Effort Park, built Effort Park again,
perspects nineteen thirties and yeah, let's watch Helen Houston scoring
penalties from his own twenty two in a howling southerly

(42:26):
and yet up the Wellington lines love it.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Sure, it's easy to do. So we'll demolish a retirement village,
rebuild Athletic Park with the Millard stand, everything ready to go,
and then we bring Ellen Houston back from retirement for
a game against Wellington to kick some penalty goals from two.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Well, that's that's smart, you know. That is that smart thinking?
Have you got to think outside of the bloody box, Jeremy,
which is what they actually was a joke, wasn't when
they built the bloody Caketon and they said, looking outside the.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Box, here's a penis text. Aby should split the games
between Eden Park and up be a pack one hundred
percent record cheers. That's Drew Peacock, deth o Penis for
the cake ten genius.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Caketon equals genius gets the All Blacks to work harder
to conquer another stadium penis.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Wellingtonians are Penis. Therefore sky Stadium.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
How can you say that some great Wealentonians, very good,
very good people, very good people, all of them. Athletic
Park was great in nineteen eighty nine for the dire
Straits concerts. Is this text?

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Oh okay, well that's a long time ago. Shall we
go to the talkback function on the iHeartRadio app for
another one?

Speaker 15 (43:33):
Hey guys, it's Martin Guptel here. I think the Caketon
is absolutely genius. It's the home of New jellan cricket's
only eight double century scored by me in a World
Cup quarter final. Even hit one on the roof, and
I've hit one before that and one after.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
That with the last, Oh my goodness is out of
the park is the roof?

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Picture under the roof? Well, guppies come through and talkback
worth sound effects. Okay, yeah, there's personal. It's a strong argument,
though it's a very strong I can see why.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
He likes it. So there's another text Penis. When Seven's
party left the cake Tin, so did Rugby.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Oh yeah, genius losing and Wellee keeps us all humble,
especially that deckhead mate of mine who always mocks the
wars cheers.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Because a lifelong Valentonian, I think the cake Tin is
Penis should have been a covered stadium. And as to
that punishing walkway, na man hashtag Eden Park for.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Life, the yellow seed toys remind me of cheese, and man,
I love cheese. I'm always off to the fridge after
I see a game at the cake Tin, I'd Spinchaley.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
The people have heard it get spoken and oh yeah,
cake Tin is gonna join Winston, Peters and Foster leaders,
debates and vegans on the pas side of the PLG
Cody log affects to the wall of the studio.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
The cake tin you have been deemed penis. Now you
die alone and shaming him for me, burning in hell
for all eternity at the left hand of the devil himself.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Poor old cake toon know it's a little bit rough.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Well, it's trying to be everything everyone isn't it. Cricket Rugby, Cooking, Cooking, Matt.

Speaker 10 (45:06):
Heath, Jeremy Wells, the Maiden Cherry Shops.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
It's a thirty two time for your Radiohodaki News Headlines
with Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Wells, a drug research expert, says myth supply looks to
be on the rise. Rinder brand pineapple lollies laced with
meth were donated to Auckland City Mission and given out
in food parcels.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Yeah, that was a smuggling cockup, if you asked me.
Someone ended up with a whole lot of lollies and
their container and pouring from overseas and just speculating here
and then I don't need those lollies, I'll give them
to the mission. Yeah, it turns out they were myth.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah. Imagine the person that didn't pick them up or
has lost them. Yeah, well render have come out it's
a Malaysian lolly company. If they've come out and said
we are not involved in the manufacture of methamphetamine, well.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
That's good to know.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Yes, it's like, no crap.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
What about the pascals with the pineapple ups on myth
either are they No, they're not meth No good to know.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
No, I mean those lollies don't look very nice anyway.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
What about Regina? Excuse me, Vagina? What about them? They're
not in meth production either, their factory in Oamaru.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
I don't think so. The High Court has heard an
accusation that Philip Polkinghorn threatened his wife before her death,
putting his hands around her throat. He's accused of murdering
Pauline Hannah. The defense claims she took her own life. Boy,
that is a complex trial, isn't it. And Benji Marshall
is among the latest inductees into the NRL League Hall
of Fame. The former key Is half back and current

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Tigers coach led West's Tigers to their first premiership as
an amalgamated club in two thousand and five, before steering
New Zealand to World Cup victory in.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Two thousand and eight.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Oh there you go. Run game didn't go that well.
This year they did? They West Tigers.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Must win game for the Warriors this weekend was that right.
Must win hasn't been a must win.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
For the last six weeks.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Still paying you can put thirteen bucks on the making
the top eight. A lot of results need to go
their way.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
I'm about paying one thousand and one to one to
win the NRL The.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
So what we talk about actually that much on The
Mat and Jerry Show. But UFC three oh five is
taking place in Perth on Sunday afternoon our time.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
The comeback as a pois well.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Is the elite the elite?

Speaker 3 (47:29):
This is an opportunity for heavy show greedy truly is
I've come before the.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
South Africa. He'specially on the mat. Too much power, nothing
going to stop it.

Speaker 11 (47:46):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
So to tell us more about what to expect from Skysport,
Ravenda hanuya, nice to see you, rev. Have you Has
New Zealand ever been so well represented in a UFC
event before? Do you think.

Speaker 12 (48:00):
In Akurua that we've had more on a card before?
But we've never had three New Zealand fighters at the
top of a pay per view ticket before. So we've
got Israel a Desunya as the main event. We've got
Krai Car of France as the Comaine, and before them
was Dan Hooker. So we've never had a one two
three headliner card before.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Yeah, and so what do you think Israel Adisanya needs
to do to beat Dricca Stuplacy.

Speaker 12 (48:28):
Well, first of all, I think he just needs to
be in the right head space, believe, believe in himself
and his skills, and you know the history that he's
made within the USC. I think in his last outing
against Sean Strickland in September last year, we didn't see
the best of ISRAELI had a lot going on at
the time. He had just released a movie and all
these sorts of thing. Glaph was quite busy. So I

(48:49):
think if he zones in and gets back to that
place where this is his sole focus and this is
what he really really wants and is hungry for it,
then I think, you know, then he can't go wrong.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Do you think can be taunted into a brawl by duples?
See do you reckon? He'll stand back, like Israel sometimes
does well.

Speaker 12 (49:08):
Traditionally, I would say no, because Israel's quite a clever
fighter and he fights outside, which means, you know, he's
got long limbs, so he can keep Drecas away from
him and fight from a distance. But you know, there's
been a bit of rivalry going on between them about
you know, being from Africa and all of this, So
I wouldn't be surprised if Israel does get a little

(49:28):
you know, angry and rumbleish. But I think just Israel's
fighting style, I think he can stay away from the ball.
But yeah, you never know what emotions can do to you.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
We're talking to Rev Hunia about about UFC three five.
What about Dan because he's been injured for some time,
hasn't he read?

Speaker 12 (49:48):
Yeah, he has been injured. In his last fight, he
was fighting with her with a broken wrist and then
he went back to training and broke it again. So
it's been an interesting year off for Dan. But I've
had the pleasure of having him as my co host
on USC on Sky, so I've been able to stay
in touch with him, you know, on a weekly basis
and see his recovery and see how hungry is for
this fight, and just determined to get back into into

(50:10):
the opp against bent over a year and now he
comes back fighting a top five lightweight in the division.
So a lot on the line, a lot to gain
for Dan off the back of this fight. But he's
just signed a five fight contract as well, so he's
very much back in the mix. And yeah, hopefully that
rest will hold up for this time.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Has ever been a nicer head cracker than Dan Hawker
in the history of sport?

Speaker 12 (50:34):
I'm not sure. Nice as the word. I love him,
but hilarious though interesting.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
I think he's a lovely gentleman.

Speaker 12 (50:44):
Yeah, he's a hard man, I'll put it that way,
the genuine hard man, the.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Genuine Yeah, that's the wod all right, thanks for talking
to us, Rare.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
If you can watch Israel Alasania take on drecas Stuplus
at UFC three oh five live on Sky Arena and
stream on Sky Sport Now from two pm on Sunday,
Sky Open I was also going to have free to
air live coverage of the preliminary card from twelve pm.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Exciting.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Thanks for listening to the show today. I have a
lovely day and we'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Give him the tosty day you can.

Speaker 9 (51:13):
That is the Breakfast Show Live. Whoa Yeah, it's Mad
and Jerry from six to night.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Radio
Highlights pod. Right now you can listen to the other
Daily Bespoke pod, which you will absolutely love. Anyway, set
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(51:47):
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Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go. Bless blessed, blessed,
give them my taste. A kiwi from Baye