Erecting Flat Pack Furniture - The Radio Highlights July 22

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mat and Jerry Show. No matter where you are,
Funning's Trader there to help.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's Jerry.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yes, it's Jerry.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
It's Jerry.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Last, Jeremy, Good morning, Walk. My last is a Matt
and Jerry Show. It's Monday, the twenty second of July
twenty twenty two.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
My name's Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
This is Mash and this is made good morning and
a big welcome today's listening on the Radio Highlights podcast
as well as ufm AM and iHeartRadio listeners and home
speaker heroes and wherever else you're listening.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Welcome the show.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Welcome all comers, and we've got a huge show this morning.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Yes we do. And of course we were talking about
the national anthem last week, the worst national anthems of
all time. Yes, we rated the top three. A new
one slotted its way into the top three.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah. Well, I was before the Figs All Blacks game.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I was watching in a pub and then people started
just watching, and then everyone in the pub started turning
around and looking at each other, and then the whole
I started laughing that butchering of the New Zealand anthem,
and it went on so long because she did it slow.
She did it anyway. We'll get to that later. Absolute
butchering also breaking years old. Joe Biden pulls out of

(01:13):
the twenty twenty four US President That's right, Joe down.
It was inevitable, there was.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
I watched him climb the stairs of Force one the
other day and it's about toppled over backwards.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
To Davatists who finally convinced him to step out. I
mean it was clear.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I mean he shouldn't even been staying president to the
end of his turn.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
And Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
So New Zealand played Fiji. The All Blacks played Fiji
in the weekend in San Diego. What a riveting affair
that was. And I can imagine listening to the audio
the end of the game, the commentators must have been
absolutely jazzed up.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
This would be the last phase of play for this game,
and Fiji score another one. They skip semi slicing through
back on the inside, knocked the way by the All Blacks.
Let's play on, it's not there's a knock on here
from snap Dragon Stadium.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Well that's the exciting come do what about parted?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Tony Johnson? The end? Things up in the end and.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
He blows as Wessel to end the game. So the
All Blacks San Diego, there has been a success.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Wow funeral eulogy so forty seven five.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
I don't know about you, guys, but I found my
attention drifting off on that game. I mean, bless FIGI
I mean great for them to be on the big stage.
But you kind of think, could we play another game
in New Zealand or even Fiji. It would be exciting
if that had been played in Fiji.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
That game.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
I hate to say this, but during the game, I
drifted so much that I ended up downloading Instagram again
right just during the game.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
It drove you back to social media.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
It drove me back to social This is embarrassing to say,
but I've been three weeks off social media and I hadn't.
I'd got rid of the Instagram app off my phone,
and I was so bored that I downloaded it again.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Can we stop playing games that don't mean anything? You know,
you had that the two English games they meant something.
It was a little tourer. They needed two into the three,
so it wasn't actually proper series. That was great kind
of that kind of meant something. Then the or blitz
are just sent off to make money. It just put
out on the street to make money for sponsors. I

(03:16):
mean growing the game. And don't get me said, you're
not growing the game over there. Protect the game at home.
It's like it's like the Romans invading the Gyenamic tribes.
When they've got the barbarians at the gates. You know,
there's basketball coming for you, there's soccer coming for you,
there's any FL coming for you.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Back home, bloody holl we're over. But that's why we're
growing the game. It's going to one day rugby is
going to take over. It's going to take over NFL.
That's going to take it a basketball You wait, you wait, mate,
you're going to be proven wrong.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Tell you it's going to be huge.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Like you'll see a prison of the United States one
handily in the last election, stepping down before the next one.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Before you see that happen. Oh see, that's.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Happened this morning the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
We're just talking about the All Blacks Test against Fiji
forty seven to five. In the end, the All Blacks
seven tries to one. They ran away with it. Here's
a Texas is coming on three for it three. It
was a second screen broadcast your absolute helmets. Oh yeah,
we've been talking a little bit altho.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
We've got to stop because the boss told us that
we're not allowed to talk about this anymore. But we're
talking about second screen broadcasts where like a movie.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
On Netflix, we made, but it's not made to be watched.
It's made to be you made.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
It's made so it could be playing while you're on
your phone. Maybe that was the point. Yeah, that's what
the point was. You're not supposed to watch Fiji all Blacks.
You're supposed to sit on your couch on your phone.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
What do the world media say?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
The Raw Australian website raises All Blacks break free, Supersports
South Africa Mission accomplished. Reuters not a flawless out team,
Not a flawless out.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
That's nigglai from Reuters.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
The New Zealand Herald all Blacks present nod to the future,
did they? New Zealand Herald rookies press claim for future
spots Okay. Channel nine Australia Billy Proctor and presses it
seems to as all Blacks beat Fiji in San Diego.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Billy Proctor was good, wasn't he? Okay?

Speaker 4 (05:17):
So the Rugby Championships coming up next and Will Jordan
Sam Caine appear almost certain to be included.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
So that's good. Will Jordan exciting machine. Yep. So that's
something for the mums and that's great.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
So they're gonna have to decide what to do again
with Boat and Barrett. Oh god, there's gonna be so
many backline issues, isn't there in the Blacks The cheese
is back. Cheese is going to be back over Will Jordan? No, No,
she's back on the pitch. I love the cheeses.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Are you gonna put them?

Speaker 2 (05:47):
The cheese?

Speaker 4 (05:48):
And later on the show we're going to talk about
this getting.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Rid of flankers theory.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
I was watching that game and I'm saying, do you
know what ruins Games seven and six?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
We're coming up later in the show, Matt Jerry show.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Ready, I had the Matt and Jerry Show yesterday.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
You sent me a couple of picks mat of you
dealing with a flat pack.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Okay, I felt for you.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Things got away from me at the rugby And then
I went to a party, friend's birthday party and had
a big one and to the point where at my
significant significant uffer she saw me go to the bar
and she said, well go, She just put her hand
up and said.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
No, I'm familiar with that.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Then we went home, so we right a great move
that is, oh god, you appreciate it the next day,
do you ever?

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Just no, yeah, you don't appreciate it at the moment.
Oftentimes the moment was delivered. It can be offensive.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
Ride home in the uber for sure.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Well, I think once you get into the uber and
you're in the car, then you then you start the
healing process begins. And then by the time you got
home and you're bid, you're like, I thank God for that.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
When you wake up the next morning and then you
feel so much better and you're like, thank you.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
But didn't feel a lot better, but had a full
flat pack wardrobe to put together on a searing hangover
with Ika.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Look, I know it's been said a lot, but invest
less in the.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Amount of carble that's around the freaking thing that takes it,
and a bit more on your instructions. So that actually
makes sense. It shouldn't be the bloody crypton factor to
put together a wardrobe on a searing hangover.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
All right.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
I thought, Yeah, we'll get into it later on the
pictures that you sent me. I was like, oh, no,
I felt for you. I felt for you. Also coming
up for someone else I felt for was a person
who was singing the national anthem of the All Blacks game.
We'll talk about that later on because the hero ran
a story about it and then shut it down afterwards.
Comments the comments were coming in thinking fast. We'll play

(07:55):
some of the comments met in Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Marla Carvner didn't have a great time.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
No, she really didn't. Radio Headrickie Jerry and man.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
It's Jermy.

Speaker 7 (08:11):
On that he Jeremy Wells, The Madame Cherry Show, sixty
one Jewy Show.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Time for the latest news headlines.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Joe Biden stepping down as the Democratic presidential candidate. He
says while it had been his intention to seek re election,
he believes it is in the best interest of his
party in the country for him to stand down. He'll
speak later this week in more detail about his decision.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, you can't have a zombie as president, can you?
And I think the electorate had noticed that he was
massively impaired. Due to the fact he's massively impaired and
can't even.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Speak or walk.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
He had to go.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
It was so clear. But I wonder who finally convinced him.
They say that Obama's been.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Working in the background, and him and Biden had a
big falling out because Obama's been saying, you've just got
to step down. But their problem is Kamla, the deputy
Prime minister. The means hope for vice president is horrific,
and but she's terrible on the mic and not liked
at all. The least popular vice president you could imagine,
and so normally you just flip over on the ticket,

(09:10):
but they're in this weird position where they can't do that,
so I guess they're going to run sort of a
primary situation.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah, And that's the other thing.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
You've got these strong candidates like Gavin Newsom from California,
although he's got a few problems because California is in
a lot.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Of trouble, But does he want to run now when
Trump's so far ahead? If this is your one chance,
so you get one, go, really, don't you running for president? Well?
Trump's had a couple.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Trump's a different thing, but the sort of excitement levels
between the two parties is so different, Like the Republicans
are just pumped.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yeah, but then and then the shooting thing as well.
It's going to be a tough guy.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
And independent report commissioned by the Mayor of Auckland has
found road work contractor are incentivised to cause maximum disruption
for more profit. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
I think we all noticed that. We've all noticed that
for the long, longest time.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
What is there really? Sorry, well, unpack that more.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
But basically what they're saying is that the more road
stuff you do, then the more money you make, you know,
like the more safety put uppens everything full on, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
And Xander Chofle has won his second golf major for
the year by two strokes. He's completed a six hundred
pass sixty five to finish nine hunder to take out
the open at Royal Troon Royal.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
True.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Hey, but we must say that Biden is staying on
as the cadavera in chief till November. Till November, so
he's going to stay on being president.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
He's hanging in there. Actually, when is it January? The
new prison gets in all grated, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, November is the election. Yeah, so he's staying on.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
He should be better by then, like, I'm sure he
will just get better and better the.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Next ready b to go. If anything made to happen,
it will get fitter. It's stronger than that.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
And Jerry show.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
The wonderful world of the roller coaster testing.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Grand Mars's myst seventy two who she's from the UK
and she is honored to have been given the role
of testing roller coaster rides at Alton Towers Resort. It's
a theme park, it's a water park. It's a hotel
near Stoke on Trenton, Staffordshire, England. When I think England,
I don't think theme parks. I think when I think California,

(11:33):
I think theme parks. When I think the States, I
think theme parks. But even when I think Goldie, I
think theme parks.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
I've been on one roller coaster in the UK and
that was on Brighton Pier and that is a rusty
old wounded that one, like it was a ratley old,
rusty old I've never been more scared, just because it
wasn't a big roller coaster.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
It just didn't look like anyone was looking after it.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Yeah, that's exactly what I think. I think when I
think theme parks in England. I think Easter Show, Yeah,
Royal Easter Show of Champions. Wow.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
This looks great.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
This theme part, I'm just looking at it. It's got
some The roller coaster is freaking cool. They've got this
huge wooden roller coaster.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
That looks amazing.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
Good pricing too as well. I have to say nineteen
quid for a day, nineteen pound Wow, that's cheaper than
the Goldie.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
There is reasonable, a lot chipper than the Goldie. Yeah,
that's reasonable.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
So Jackie Smith, this is the seventy two year old
woman who's who's the roller Coast tester.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
Yes she is.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
She lives near Stonehenge in Wiltshire. When she was nineteen,
in nineteen seventy one, she became the first woman to
join the parachute regiment the Red Devils. Oh yes wow.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
And so in a new role which.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Last twelve months, she's responsible for attending the theme parks
buying your Thrill Seeker Summit testing ride. She said, it's
my absolute honor to be appointed Auchin Towey's face.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
She feel Seeker.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
I can't wait to bring my expertise from a lifetime
of advance. She'ld have help in shore that they continue
to set you stand.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Wow, So what does this lady do?

Speaker 6 (13:05):
Exactly does she jump on these new roller coasters? And
she says, this could be more exciting in these places,
or could be less exciting in these places. Let's try
to do this, let's try to do that, and then
that's her job. Yeah, I mean, yeah, Well, I'm confused
what exactly she's doing here. I don't want to just
do you.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Sound like you're nickel and diming her mesh.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
It sounds like Jackie's just riding the roller coaster. That's
what it sounds like to me as well.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Miss Smith completed five thousand parachute jumps.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, credit to her for them Red Devils.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
I shot a great training and something just clicked in me.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
I pitched my commanding chief to let me make take
basic training.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
She said she'd flash her nickets.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Apparently all the time the top brass wouldn't let women
jump because they were worried they would flash their nickers
on the way down.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Is a problem.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah, it was absolutely ridiculous. Eventually my persistence paid off
and I wass voices that you do. She's completely chased.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
I pet your her speaking like this. It was absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Eventually my positions paid off and I was allowed to
take basic training and I never looked.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Back there as she's a seventy two year old. She's
a bad ass, she's testing roller coasters. Yeah, she should
run for prime minister.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
She's a bust of us.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
She run for president in the States, you'd be a
bloody spring chicken over there.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
And Matt and Jerry show, did.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
You watch Warriors in the weekend? I did.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Actually, well, it was so late. It's so late for
a breakfast host to watch those Warriors. I watched the
first half and then fell asleep halftime and woke up
to a catastrophe.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Oh no, oh no, I mean we came back. We
played pretty well.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
We did all we needed to get into, you know,
over time, except for poor old Parold.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
She now a Jesus wow. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
So I mean the interesting bit is you so you
you watched the but that wasn't so good, which is
the first half?

Speaker 2 (15:00):
What was at fourteen?

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Then I woke up to see that it was going well,
Oh okay, So then I was like, oh my god,
I've missed this, so glad I woke up and then
it didn't you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Yeah, Okay, yeah, it was a roller coaster ride. I'm
just looking so twenty eighteen in the end to the Raiders,
it was kind of quite an even match, I thought
watching it, but looking at at the points that now,
so the Warriors are fourteenth, right, yeah, out of seventeen teams,
but they won They have won seven and lost ten.
But like the Bulldogs who are sixth, have won nine

(15:34):
and lost eight. So we're only a couple of games,
and we've had so many close games.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
But we're really in need to win every game territory
now to get into the top eight. But I thought, yeah,
pluses if you're looking for them, positive spins, Roger two
of us are shit.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
He was very good. Yep, he played very well.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Okay, Mitch Barnett is obviously made out of stuff that
no other human being is because he can play State
of Party for twenty four hours straight and then turn
up and just be completely And how did he do that?

Speaker 4 (16:01):
How tough was that guy? How did he do that?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
I was he obviously didn't party that much.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Yeah, because you can't party and then play like you
can't play a massive game, Yeah, League party massively and
then play another massive game of like that's not possible.
But you can't win State of O and not party.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Well that's it.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
So I don't know what's going on there, but we
scored moll troys and then obviously we just didn't seem
to be able.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
To convert any of them. No, that's a shame.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Pompey converted one conversions are importantly. Yeah, they're hugely important.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
They are so especially with so many close games. And
we've had so many close games. So now the fourteenth,
they probably need to win their last six games to
make the tot whale year and they've got the Tigers
they last, so that's at home. So you'd hope that
that's that's this weekend. You think that we beat them,
and then the Yels they're not they're not going very well.
That's second to last. So we've got a couple of
easy games. In the Dolphins, that's going to be a

(16:56):
tough game, Manly, that's going to be a tough game.
Bull Dogs is gonna be a tough game. And the Sharks,
woof good.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Luck, but we got that pie.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yeah, we've got a buy on round twenty seven. Awesome
two points. Yeah, if you're looking forward to the buyers
it's not a.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Great season and Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
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(17:40):
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Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, and the breaking rights that your pies in the shops.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Hey, I thought you were going to say there, if
you haven't texted Pied three for eight three by now,
you're a loser there. It's just sounded like you're building
up to that, like you're about to tell people off.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Let's have me look at some of the suggestions here.
Paler pie with chicken muscles, smoked paprika, caramelized rice. I
had a chowder over the weekend of seafood chowder, and
this time of year it makes seafood chowder.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
God, I love a se seafood chat Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
On a cold, wet day, the seafood chowder, it just
warms the soul warms the cockles, doesn't it It does
if you got cockles in it or warm.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
No, it's interesting that because I recently had a seafood
chowder and they came out and they had the seafood
and then they poured the chowder over the top so
you can see it all nice, nice, and I think
that meant that the seafood in there was not overcooked
and it was the.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Best chowder ever had.

Speaker 6 (18:35):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Where was that?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
I'm just trying to remember where the fancy bands restaurant?
It was down in near arrow Town? Was it an Earburn? Oh?

Speaker 2 (18:43):
I'm not sure. I'm not ready, but it was so good. God,
I love a seafood chowder.

Speaker 7 (18:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Well that's saying to me as you said, it's saying,
here's the seafood, look at the seafood. You can have
this by yourself. Yeah, And immediately you start celebrating ththing
about the seafood. And then what I mean, what is
what is the chowder? Does anyone know what it?

Speaker 2 (19:00):
What's the chatterer made out it?

Speaker 4 (19:01):
It's creamy?

Speaker 8 (19:02):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (19:02):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
It's creamy? What is that sort of creamy? Old?

Speaker 4 (19:06):
No idea.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
I don't even think I've ever had a seafood shadow.
I'm all a fisherman's basket kind.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Of seafood chatter. It's so good.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
You know what we should do at some point the
four pillars of kaim Wana. Oh yeah, yeah, the four
pillars of Kajana.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Fish. You fish will be in there.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Muscles, muscles, oysters, oysters might make make it tour crab sticks.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Crab sticks like it coming up after seven o'clock the
Monday moisture, juicing it up for another week in beautiful
Alti or.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah that's right, three four eight three one hundreddech or
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Speaker 2 (19:47):
Through this text here. Seafood chowder got me so good,
it gave me gout. It's a good chowder if you
get gout from it. Don't you listen to Mat jem.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Sure ye Jerry Matthew along to the Mountain Jerry Share Monday,
the twenty second of July twenty twenty four to two
little Bucks.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Twenty two Biden down a Biden down.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
So waiting just clarify that statement, people might think that
he has passed away.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Biden is stepping down. I should have had. Yeah, yeah,
it's an.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Important Has he's been alive for the last year or so?

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Nobody can quite tell.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
It's been a bit weakend at Bernie's, hasn't it campaign?
But I think Trump would have preferred.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
To run against Biden and nearly anyone because that was
an easy win.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
So interesting, as it always is in controversial controversial around
presidential elections. Of course, the elections in November, so there's
a long way to go. Lots of twists and tales.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
What about crowds strike.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I bought heavily, stupidly Thursday.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
I invested heavily and some crowdstokes she is, yeah, oh no,
and then then don't sell them today.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
And then suddenly, on bloody what do I see? They've
taken down eight point five million computers. I was thinking
about that. So their job is to stop attacks. Yeah,
and they are the attack. Yeah, like the worst attack
ever has come from the software to stop the attack.
Imagine being the guy that just pressed go that, you know,
the head of the team. They're going, We've worked really

(21:25):
hard on This is great, guys, this updates good.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
I'm really proud of the team.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Press goes, wonder how quickly he started going or she
started going.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Imagine the feeling in your guts. Imagine the feeling just so.
The other thing you work out at that point is
how vulnerable everything else? Yes, I and immediately did you
immediately think AI is taken over? As soon as I
started hearing that, I was like, just the AI attack,
you know, That's what I started to think.

Speaker 6 (21:48):
The first thing I thought about was that is this
what people thought was going to happen during Y two K?

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Yeah, that's what it felt like.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
They did exactly what they thought and then nothing happened
in why two K, But this happened here and.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
That can your show?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Hey, so flat packs, they're complicated, they're a tester. They
don't invest much in the instruction manual. On Saturday, I
went along to the Morningside Tavern to watch the All
Blacks play fee G.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
I had a couple of drinks and then the drinks.
I had a drink and then the drink had me.
Oh you got a bit way late.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
The drink head meat and carried away, but carried away
in the afternoon.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
There, we've all been there in.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
An uber down to a party, a friend's party, and
then and then lean into that quite a bit and
then wake up on Sunday morning feeling like like the
end of the world.

Speaker 6 (22:46):
Was that the same night that that your significant other
had to come up to you at a bar while
you're ordering a couple of drinks and saying, hey, no, no,
just an issue.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
She was like, no, we're going, We're.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Going a nice way to do it. I think just
a hand on the shoulder.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
I think I was organizing a round of shots for
it for a group, right, I know, a group of retrobates.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
No, she was like, that's a no.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Fin You must be so happy at her, because imagine,
imagine what you had to do on Sunday put together
a wardrobe, put together a flat pack wardrobe with those
extra shots on top of that.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I was so grateful. I was so grateful.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
But anyway, putting together a flat pack on a hangover,
I mean, come on, I care would it kill you
to invest less than the cardboard that takes about two
days to get all the bits out of the cardboard
and just invest a little bit in the instruction manual.
So it's not the Crypton factor. You don't have to
stand around and solve the most complicated puzzle you've ever

(23:43):
seen in your life on a searing hangover.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
It is the crypton factor, all right, It is the
crypt on fector. Yeah, so how did you approach this?
What did you do?

Speaker 6 (23:52):
You woke up in the morning, you thought today's day
that I want to attack this flat pack.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
So it's obviously your responsibility to put this flat flap
flat pack together.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Well, that flat pack is being in the house for
two weeks, so you purchased it.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
You're so responsibility, You're so responsibility you need to completely
do it yourself to prove your manhood.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yes, well not by myself. I got my two sons
to help. And when I say my two sons, one
helped and the other one said, I'll help by picking
the movie we watch.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
When we do it. So were two screening, Well.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
He was watching a movie. I think he picked the
movie for him to watch. We were doing it, but
me and the other one we just knuckled.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Down five and a half hours.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
It took us to put this wardrobe together five hours,
five hours. We just kept punishing through it. I'm looking
at so that the first part that you're looking at
there is just that's not. That's not Dresden after the
bombing by the Allies. The first photo that's not. But

(24:50):
the second big wardrobe, it's huge.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
Yeah, I guess it's gonna mirror as well.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
It's it's six foot six probably that wardrobe. It's huge. Yeah,
and it's ten meters by you know, I meet at
one point eight maybe, yeah, something like that. Yeah, it's
got a mirror in it.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
And I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
The last thing you're putting on at the end is
the hinges and lining them up so the door works
and inside the screwing it. Well, your son's out in
the front. But we did it, and you know what,
I tell you what huge feeling of satisfaction. But I
think I would have done better just to buy the
wood and all the bits and some varnish and an

(25:26):
event a wardrobe, rather than trying to use the instructions
to make the bits with their bits.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
You would have been a bit to go actually sauce it.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah, chop chop down the trees would be better to
take it right back to growing the trees and shopping
them down.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Stuff.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
When you got someone else's well two people, three people.
Sometimes I think one person.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Oh look, let's be fair. My son Charlie was.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Doing a lot of the work the Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
We're just talking about your flat pack Ikia wardrobe putting
together that you did. You said I took five and
a half hours, brutal. Did you break for lunch at
any stage there or no?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
You just powered straw through.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
My son was clear that we just got to keep
going because if we stopped, we're we're going to stop someone's.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Texting through on three for eight three.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Some brains, well, something came up from the depth of
my soul there, nearly like bouch into the mic. Some
brains are not wired for flat pack assembly at once.
Took me forty five minutes to do one piece one way.
Bro the engineer did all the other three items in
some same time. It is interesting, a some people are

(26:34):
very practical, aren't they, And those people just don't struggle
at all with that kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
I wonder if it's the same people who enjoy putting
together lego.

Speaker 8 (26:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
I never enjoyed that. I didn't like making the things.
I just liked making my own things with the bits
that we had the space Lego left. But I'm wondering
if I care should actually have a number on the
side that's a degree of difficulty. Yeah, they're so like
ten being really really difficult.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Should have a picture of Kermit the Frog with a
cross through it, like, no muppets, No muppets on this one.
But yeah, Like, my dad's very practical. I remember when
we first got a Rubik's cube. He just looked at it.
He looked at it, and then he did some diagrams,
and then he worked out how it worked, and then
he did it.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
You know what I mean? Okay, Like some people can
think in this practical.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Way, and I'm pretty good generally at things like flat packs,
but not on a searing hangover when I'm at a
huge night.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Oh man, No, I'm terrible for patience.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
You need some patience to just look at the instructions
and then do it rather than just have a vague
look and then try and make it up.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
You know. Yeah, I struggle with it because I'll want
to the OCD part of me will want to line
all of the screws up, and then I want to
line everything up and get everything prepared before I attempt it. Yeah,
and that will take quite a long time. And then
if it's if it doesn't make sense at that point
of me, then I'm really going to be frustrated. I'm
going to struggle from that. You know, I just have
to have everything organized.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
You need a surgeon, That's what I discovered. You need
like a you know how heart surgeon has a it's
an operation nurse.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
You know, a theater scalpol.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
So you need like a Philip screwdriver, five wounding little
screws that don't look anything like the picture stat you know.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
There's a bit of that too. Oh man, No, the
bits that don't look like the things that they say
they're going to be. Yeah, and then you start getting angry.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
So is it time to fly to wherever the person
is that draws up the plans for ik Sweden, Sweden,
and just go in and start cracking heads in there,
just a least number of the bits and put numbers
on all the bits. Your Muppet show with no numbers.
There are no numbers on the on the panels.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
No numbers on the panels.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Mate.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Anyway, anyway, it's done now, is it well? Y? How
well is it done? But it's the other thing pretty wobbly.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Let's don't really line up. Had to get the screwdriver out,
invent some supports. Okay, you're not meant to immense supports.
That's surely not the.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Idea of it the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
So I've got an a sue at the moment that
I'd like to share with the group. An suu.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
It's not an issue. There's no hsue. It's an issue.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
It's I is.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
I'm pretty sure it's I s h U. E isn't
it sue. It's you know, you've got to see it.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
I've got an issue. It involves trade me. I sold
something a while ago on trade me, a whole lot
of stuff actually, and one of them was the samp
this then and amp that I had that I wasn't using,
and it went I think I went for two hundred
and fifty bucks or something. Quite happy with that, and
the guy that bought it said, I can only come
around at a certain times. That okay if you leave
it out yep. I said that's fine. And then I said,

(29:50):
I'm going to have to go to work at three
point thirty and so I'm going to be here from
one to three thirty and then you can come give
me the cash to pay for it. Blah blah blah,
I'll pick up. He said, okay, good, and then he
text back and said I can't be there. I'm going
to be there after three thirty. And I said, okay, well,
i'll leave it out for you, but you're going to
have to transfer me. What are we going to do
about the money. And he said, I'll transfer the money

(30:12):
for you now, and I said okay, cool.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
So I waited. I waited. There was no transfer of
any of the money, and then I had to go
to work.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
But I thought, I said cinematics, and I said, I
trust you to to text me tonight the money and
I'll leave it out for you. Here it is.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
And I thought, I'm being a nice guy. There you are.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
I'm being a nice guy and I'm helping him out
because he needed to come into the city to get
to get the amp. The amp got picked up, the
money never got transferred. I thought, okay, well maybe it
might get transferred the next star.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
I waited. The next day, no transfer.

Speaker 7 (30:45):
I text.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
I said, I said, hey, whatever his name is, I
see that you haven't transferred the money, and then nothing, nothing, nothing,
no reply for a couple of days, and then I
then text back and said, I said, I see that
you haven't replied to me about this. I still haven't
had the money. And then he came back and said

(31:06):
that amp's not working like you said it was. I
put it on as a dollar reserved by the way.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
And then I said, well it works last time I
used it, and he goes, I've tested on this. I've
tested on this. And I said, okay, will you either
need to pay me the money for the amp or
bring the amp back? Yeah, and he said I'll bring
the amp back. But then he hasn't put the amp back.
So what do I do? Now?

Speaker 2 (31:29):
How do I progress this?

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Because I'm sick of dealing with this now? One star?
I mean, what's the star rating on trade me? I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
I have to have a lock yeah, because I mean
that's a key thing to pick up. I mean, you're
definitely not going great, trade excellent? Will trade again? What
if five stars would trade again?

Speaker 4 (31:47):
No? But the stage, I've still my amp, still hasn't
he's got my amp. He hasn't paid me any money
for the stage. Yeah. Wow, do you progress it?

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Any I mean, I'm going to progress it, obviously, I'm
not just going to give my amp away for nothing.
What sucks about that is that you trusted him, didn't you.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah? I did.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
That's that's what upsets me a little bit. And so
he's taken that.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
From what I can see from the outside, I don't
know all the facts, but it feels like he's seen
that as an opportunity, that you've been trustworthy, that he
you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Yeah, that's what upsets me. This feels because I've actually
gone out of my way. I had to come home
to put the thing out to help him. Yeah, and
then he's not really reciprocated.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Now, this seems so much more like a Facebook marketplace
situation than it trade him because trade me has lots
of checks and balances in there. You go in there,
you can rip them a new one on his account. Yeah, Okay,
I just need to I just need to go into
his account through trade me, I reckon. Yeah, it's probably
the way to go.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah. Yeah, you get in there. Yeah, get in there.
And I mean, do you want the back no money,
or do you want revenge?

Speaker 7 (32:46):
No?

Speaker 4 (32:46):
I want the money. I don't want revenge. I just
want the money and I wanted to get rid of
the amp again.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
This teaxt her on three for eight three say his
name and shame, name and shame. Yeah, well, I think
you do that on Facebook. I mean, not on Facebook,
you do it on trade me. Yeah, all right, okay,
all right, then the advice team, Okay, no worries.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
That's really really good, Matty.

Speaker 7 (33:06):
Jeremy Wells the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Vertie on the Mountain Ery show time for the latest
SIMS headlines. Jo By it is withdrawing from the race
to be the next US president. He says his decision
to stand down is in the best interests of his
party and the country. It comes four months before Americans
go to the polls. Donald Trump has reacted to the announcement,
telling CNN that Biden will be remembered as America's single
worst president by far.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
They've got a.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Problem here, the Democrats, so don't they? Because if he
can't run for re election, how can he remain president
all the way till January next year?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
So surely, if you're.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Two, I think you can say I think you can
say that. I think you could say that. I'm going
to do the job as best I can for the
next week. Wire, But I don't think that in the
next four years I'm going to be able to do
the job right.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Right, But that's a long way ahead.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
But don't you think that if don't you think that
the people of America would look at him and say, well,
he can't even really talk or walk. Isn't being present?
That's quite a long time from now. It's like six
months of being president. That's a long time to be
president if you are not capable of debating or putting

(34:12):
forward a decent campaign.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Yeah, but he's not saying he's not saying that he
can't do the job. He's saying that he doesn't want
to run for president. He doesn't want to do the
job for the next four years.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
But when he's not saying that he can't do it
the next what he's saying or what the truth is
are probably two different things.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Right.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
There's been a lot he wanted to run, that was
for sure.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
But he's been pressured out of the situation, hasn't he
because of the state he's and interesting, I mean, god,
look what's happened. We've had trump assassination attempt and the
president standing down when he won their last lead.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
I think there's more weird stuff to come. There is, Yeah,
I think there's a lot of weird stuff to come.
It could be weeks before all systems fully recover from
a global Microsoft outage. Scammers are already hitting vulnerable businesses
by impersonating trusted brands.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
So CrowdStrike, that company that was running the software, Boy,
oh boy, have they had a huge cockup. Also, the
name of their company sounds evil. When I heard that
CrowdStrike had done it, I immediately thought that that was
some organization that was attacking them. I didn't realize that
was the organization that was protecting Microsoft.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Sounds like an organization from RoboCop.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
The Matt and Jerry Show, The All Blacks.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Playing Fiji in the Weekend from San Diego. And it's
always interesting whenever New Zealand play overseas because generally they'll
chuck in and rendition of the national anthem, which is
not quite what you'd expect. Yeah, and Maria Kavana performed
her version of the national anthem.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Have I have a little listened to it? See what
you think.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Too.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
So she was born in New Zealand but lives in
the us. Yeah, here, I'll put a story up about it.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
And she got absolutely destroyed in the comments, like people
really tucked into her. I think a little bit unfairly,
to be honest, Like, just listening to this, it's terrible.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Look, it's not amazing. It's horrougher.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
I wouldn't I wouldn't say it's amazing, but it's not.
I mean, it's not the worst rendition of the news
of the comments that went up.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Good lord, that has to be one of the worst
national anthem performances I've ever seen, someone posted on Facebook.
Another wounder added, my ears a bleeding after that, this
isn't the first time she sang it, though, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Unfortunately, it's the longest. Look, it's not happening. Not helping
her is that we have a terrible national ant them.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
How dare you? It's terrible? Now dare you? You can't
say that it's that treason?

Speaker 6 (36:55):
I mean, Jerry, if you look back seven seven days
ago or is it seven days ago? About two weeks ago,
I can't even remember how long ago it was. But anyway,
we were eating park facing the English and this national
anthem occurred and it was a quiet performing it and
listen to how much bit of this sound of the quiet?

Speaker 8 (37:11):
Yeah, I was so good at an I agree because
it's really a hymn, the song, and it's best performed
like a hymn by an ensemble, by a huge amount
of people.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
It's not a mezzo soprano. It just doesn't sound good
delivered like that.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
If you don't have the money to fly over someone
really good to sing the national anthem, you know, just
rustling someone up over there seems to be the problem.
Why can't you just play it off the bloody sound
system what they do at the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
This is a great version, that's nice.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
So apparently she's sang Kiwi nationally them several times, including
for Sir Peter Jackson during his Academy Awards celebrations to
receive the Oscar for Lord of the Rings in Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Anage during the Academy Wood celebrations.

Speaker 9 (38:00):
But she got up on a table at a hearty
afterwards afterwards, afterwards, So she sung the American national anthem
at Medison Square Gardens and nine to eleven commemorations in
Central Park in New York.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
So she's got she's got history.

Speaker 6 (38:12):
She's got Creed when it comes to stop saying she's
got a rhythme.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
I mean she's no Crystal Collins.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
Oh no, God, you mean like this.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Because he is at the league. Yeah, there was was
that Chicago.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Yeah, Keim's playing in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Oh yeah, she's nothing on that.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
Okay, we're shutting it down.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
At least she knew the tune. At least sly Maria
Kevina knew the tune.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Yeah, I think them of the comments were Look, it
wasn't the greatest renders in the national anthem, but it
was nothing on Crystal.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
I was watching it in a pub and everyone just turning,
locking each other, going with what is going on and
just kept going.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
And going and going and going.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Anyway, all right, Okay, Maria, we'll let you off.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
This time, but we probably won't have you back. Yeah.
I don't think might not pay you either.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
And Matt and Jerry show there's some.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Big issues in the world at the moment. Biden has
stepped down. He won't be going for re election. The
crowd strike took down a lot of the it around
the world, and people couldn't pay for things, couldn't get
on transport, planes were down.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
But in my house.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
I was watching The Parent Trap, the Disney movie from
nineteen ninety eight, and it was a big issue because
I was watching it my whole life. I thought The
Parent Trap is a beautiful film.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
You know.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
It stars Lindsay Lohan as as two identical twins that
go to a school summer camp and then they find
out that they're sisters, and I thought it was a
beautiful thing. And then they work out a way to
bring their parents together, you know, they swap places and
go back to different families.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
And then it struck me.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
There's films completely freaking evil. So the parents, right, they meet,
they have children, two identical twins, yep.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah, and then they decide to.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Break up and they go, well, you take one, I'll
take the other, and we'll never communicate again, and we
won't tell them that they've got a sister. And those
are the good guys of the movie that you want
to get back together. I mean, we've just got another one. Yeah,
we've got another one. They're not different human beings, doesn't matter,
they're identical. So you take one, I'll take one.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
We're denying them, We're denying these two children the opportunity
to be with their sibling.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah, it's one and to know that their dad and
never tell them the difference you grow up not knowing
who your dad is or who your mum is. One's
off living in London, the other one's off there, and
just out of the biggest coincidence you could ever possibly imagine,
the two of them end up going on a summer camp.
I mean, I don't know why the one that's being
brought up is Royalty and London is going on a
summer camp in America.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
I don't know why they are. Let's not ask that question.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
And also the way they don't recognize each other for
ages because they're playing fear so they've got these masks
of any and then the fencing goes all around the place,
so they're one of the men's up in a Target's ridiculous.
But anyway, the very basic premise is freaking evil. And
there was a few movies out there that Love of
People three four eight three Hodeche of the talkback Function

(41:17):
in your Heart Radio app other movies that seem to
be really really lovely, beautiful, heartwarming stories that are at
their base pure evil.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
Well, Home alone's a little like that. It's not that
far away. I mean what he ends up doing to
those guys that those poor guys that are just trying
to rob his house. There's some pretty Macaulay Culkin. There's
some rank stuff to them.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
I mean, at the very end of this movie, you like,
these people aren't the good guys. I saw another movie
starring Glenn Powell recently called The hit Man. If anyone's
seen that, at the end of that movie, you go
hang on a minute. I don't want to spoil that
movie because it's a bighead on Netflix at the moment,
but at the end, you go hanging on out.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
The good guys are the bad guys.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
So I'd love to hear any other samples of that
and anyone else that is as angry at The Parent
Trap as I am.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
It's good that you're angry at a film that came
out at nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Well, MESHI just watched it recently as well. Must have
been one of those ones that pops up.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
On Netflix or something, the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
So we're talking about movies where the good guys are
actually bad guys when you scratch the surface. I'm talking
about The Parent Trap where the parents just got rid
of their identical twin daughters split them up. One took one,
the other, one took the other, and then they managed
to get back together and decided it was a good
idea to get their parents back together. But the initial
act of just we're breaking up, so you take one,
I'll take the other.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Doesn't matter. They're identical, you know, and we'll never introduce
them together.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
You know, I think probably illegal, don't you reckon?

Speaker 2 (42:43):
It must be illegal.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
It's certainly morally reprehensible. I mean to take a twin
away from another twin and deny them the ability to
hang out with their sibling.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Yeah, someone here says totally agree about the Parent Trap.
My daughter loves it and usually watches it as a
double feature with Freaky Friday. But those parents are monsters
who should be prosecuted. Did Lindsay amazing interests in it?
Lindsay's performance a fantastics great, Lindsay.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Is good, Linda had her troubles, She had her troubles, Lindsay.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
She nails a British accent, you know, as the posh
identical twin. We watched Parent Trap over the weekend as well, Loull.
But have you watched three identical strangers that has effed up.
I have not I tell you other people that seem
like good guys but actually bad guys. How evil is
Jenny and Forrest Gump? She has she is freaking evil.

(43:28):
She finally make like the first time they tried to
make have a sexual encounter, for Ust Gump was very
quick on the trigger. But the second time when she
finally makes love to Forrest and she just gets in
a taxi in the morning and Bloody leaves them. He's
so groomy he has to go for that messive run.
Kennie's evil.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
I will defend Jenny here because, as we saw, Jenny
had an unfortunate upbringing and so at least you know
that these are the reasons why Jenny's got these commitment issues,
because it goes back.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
You know, she had a very tough upbringing.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
What about this here matter? You were looking for more
films that have kind of underlying evil themes. Quite a
few people texting in The Lion King touches on jealousy, manipulation,
and corruption. It's pretty much Hamlet. What do you think
of that?

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Well, also the Circle Life was bollocks because those lions
aren't beneverlent leaders. They're going to eat everyone, all the
people that are turning up for the birth, and they're
all happy and proud that they pray they're gonna eat eaten.

Speaker 6 (44:23):
The first one that I thought of when you suggested
this topic was Charlie the Chocolate Fatory. I can't exactly
put my finger on why it feels strange, but I
think there's also something we're going on there with wealth
and greed. I always get a weird vibe when watching
Charlie and the Chocolate Fatay.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Well, he is attempting to kill a lot of kids.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
Yeah, there's something going on with there.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Didn't Jeane while to do a thing where he did?
You meant that's the idea of the willy Wonker, isn't it.
He's a troubled man.

Speaker 6 (44:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Yeah, and you don't really know what's going on there.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Well, don't get me started on Rose and Titanic evil
as she she's terrible, I mean just basically the way
that she married someone else and had kids, but the
whole time she's pine for this guy that she hung
out with for a bloody less than a day on
the Titanic, and then when she goes to heaven at
the end. That's the guy you're going to hang out
as her husband up there, he's going, well.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
You still want to hang on this young guy.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
She's a bad person. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
And plus she's got that diamond that could solve poverty
in so many reasons, but because chucks it over board,
walks it overboard, just because it's all about her. Plus
beside her bed rose as an old woman, she goes
on this boat, she's got twelve pictures of herself beside
her bed.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Someone's saying that Karateka Daniel Russo is bad as well.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Yeah, as you see in Cobra kat All right, Okay then.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Okay, I think that made my point.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Madd Jerry Breakfast, Mad Jerry Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Nice to be coming this morning on the Mountain Jerry's Show, Monday,
the twenty second, July twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Ah, so good to be here on a Monday.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
What a beautiful Monday it is across the entire country.
What a great time to be alive.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
I was complaining before about the dude who bought my
amp off trade me. Oh yeah, and hadn't paid me
for two weeks. Yeah, I sent him a text. I
took your advice. Yeah, and I said, either you're going
to have to bring them beat the amp today or
pay me the money today. Otherwise I'm going to take
it further. It was my text, and he's come back.
I will send you the money now. Sorry for the delay.
I had some is shoes. I had some isshoes, and

(46:15):
this is the reason why I did it. I'm sorry
one more time. I apologize for this delay.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Okay, Jerry, But that calls him to question him saying
that it didn't work like you said it did. It
did work, didn't it.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
I'm going to forgive him. It did work. I'm going
to forgive. I'm going to forgive him.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
And I was just looking at the money has gone
into my account.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Yeah, so there it is.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Yes, Okay, well that's good. That's the biggest issue in
the world at the moment. Jerry's I mean, Biden stepped
that and Biden the crowd strike took down half the
ability to swipe in and off buses and to buy things.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
But the trading issues been sort.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Of twenty dollars into my accounts and yes, that's bloody great.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Hey, Ladder in the show, a draft died, so I've
got a draft fatt plus should we get rid of
flankers and rugby to make the game better?

Speaker 4 (47:02):
And that Jerry Show and now we welcome acc head
g Lane to the mat and Jerry Show. Do you
enjoy that game Fiji playing the All Blacks and the
weekend g Lane?

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
God, I loved.

Speaker 10 (47:13):
I love the fact it was on at two thirty
in the afternoon. That was about the only saving great
gave me a real good run onto Saturday night, but
dangerously confused about why I was there whose home game?
It was like the first ten minutes would have confused
the absolute crap out of the Americans kicking backwards and forwards.
I was a bit confused by that. But you know,
you can't argue with an afternoon kickoff and an All

(47:34):
Blacks one.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Yeah, I guess you can't. But also this sometimes, yeah
I know what you say. Like I was watching it
going what is this for?

Speaker 8 (47:41):
Like?

Speaker 4 (47:42):
What is this for?

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Are we just sending the All Blacks out to make money?
I mean, look, I've got this theory that that the
game rugby Union is under attack back home in New Zealand,
like from all sources, basketball, football, NFL, NRL. They need
to secure the home front. That's what they need to do.
They need to be playing three bloody tests back here, or.

Speaker 10 (48:04):
At least they're opening up they're opening up fronts everywhere.
In the Western there was I mean, there was a
big downfall of Germany, wasn't it the Eastern and the
Western front exactly problem.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
And the Roman Empire.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
You're off, you're fighting barbarians and you meanwhile you've got
people inside your gate smashing things up. So you know,
play the game at home three tests against the English
or something, But I'll play the Fijians and Fiji. So
it's an interesting event that kind of means something, at
least historically.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
You're asking the question though just before, were the orblet's
just trying to make money? The answer to that question
is yes, all right?

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Is that the answer absolutely? Like that was?

Speaker 4 (48:36):
That could be the only reason, surely, I mean, looking
to grow the game in the States, good luck, good luck,
You've got some reasonably tough competition.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Going on there.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Of all the places that you might want to grow
the game, I'm not sure that's the one that's got
the Someone looking at the weak link is the NFL
the week link, or maybe is it the NBA.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Is that the week, I don't know what's the week?

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Yeah, that's yeah.

Speaker 10 (48:57):
I mean it's the same with cricket and get carving
a cracket. Thel'll be it's it's a tough ask, but we'll.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Take the w you'll take it. And Billy Proctor, Billy
Proctor was.

Speaker 10 (49:06):
Good, Doctor Proctor with the try on debut. Corti's vati
with his first try starting as well, just to shame,
he's got his head slammed into the artificial.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Two to go off playing on a concrete that have
been played painted greeny.

Speaker 10 (49:21):
Yeah, it's half artificial, half grass. That's what they have
in the States quite a lot.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
So she's she was a bit harder to say.

Speaker 10 (49:27):
There'd be a few grazes on the knees and elbows
as well.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
But I mean, do we touch on the warriors heartbreaking
that we can touch it.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
We can touch it.

Speaker 10 (49:38):
I mean to have two kickers go out, I mean
that was our four string kicker. Yeah, and old Weby
came out and goes. We can't blame the kicks. You
can't blame the kick. That's what lost us again.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Do you know do you know something that I hate
to say this? I hate to say it, but I
reckon it's a bit of karma. And it's karma coming
back to Chanel Harris Deaveda, because I've seen a couple
of times people have made mistakes and he's been over
there in their face and he's been rubbing it in
their face. And I've always thought, all careful here, careful, Chanel,

(50:09):
because when something doesn't go your way. I reckon, there's
a little bit of karma that's gone on there.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Well, I mean, if you look at the score, we
scored four tries, you know, yeah, and no conversions. Well
one conversion from Eda and Pompey. Yeah, no, it was.

Speaker 10 (50:24):
It wasn't pretty. And I think the Warriors season might
be over. But look that doesn't mean.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Tigers there's a buy coming up.

Speaker 10 (50:34):
Hey, okay, we'll take the maybe we'll take the buy,
but look, we go I'm not thinking first my sentences,
go to go hard Stadium and have a party. Just
have a party for the rest of the home games,
because look, it's going to be a tough road to
the top eight from here. Let's let's all be very
honest about that.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
It's going to be tough.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
It's going to be tough. Tigers, Eels, and then it
gets difficult when you're playing the Dolphins. Mainly bull dog shows.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
This is my prediction that we'll beat the Tigers and
the Eels and we'll start to have a lot of
hope and then we hit Dolphins at sun Corp.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
And let's go.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
No but the things. But can I just say that
as well? The thing is about it, it's actually it's
still good to watch. I still enjoy it. I think
that I want them to win. The lost narrowly a
couple of times. Still a good watch.

Speaker 10 (51:16):
Yees and Gohard sold out for the rest of the year.
It's a good time. It's probably some of the best
fan entertainment in the country by a long way. So too,
Kata can everything like that.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
That's great, Lily World beforehand, it's a great Thanks very
much for your time this morning.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Acc g Lane and that Jeri shir So.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Did you see the star around the hero website last night?
And new investigations revealed two giraffes in captivity at a
christ At Zoo died within two months of each other,
leaving staff traumatized.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Yeah, I remember when I lost my dog Monty.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
He was quite a big dog. So we left a
huge hole in my life.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
And I can only imagine something as big as a giraffe,
the hole it would leave in your heart if you
truly loved and cared about it.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Like those people that look after the zook.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Here, didn't that dog used to attack people that came around.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Yeah, but my grandmother on the forehead. Oh don't bite grandma,
bit grammar. Big dog, big dog. You know, it could
put its paws on your shoulder and more your face.
Was there a briard, here's a brillade? Yeah, okay, yeah, anyway,
it's not about my dog.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
No, it's about the zoo. It's about giraffes.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
So in one incident in twenty twenty one, giraffe Mobiti
dislocated a bone and its neck overnight. Mabooti was unable
to stand and suffered catastrophic internal damage before being found
dead in this enclosure at eight twenty the next day. Wow,
one work, the death was horrendous. There's been a whole
lot of death's been going on.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
You imagine you'd get terrible neckishes if your girafe wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
You would it kill someone to give that giraffe a massage? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Well, I mean that's the thing. Was they not massaging
the full extent of the neck, and mean, it's a
lot of neck to massage.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Of all the animals. I gotta say, I'm a big
fan of the giraffe. It's a beautiful looking animal.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
They glide along, Yep.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
The way they run, I like how they drop about
five stories when they're born, hit the ground and then
stand up, wabble around for a bit and then they're
good to go.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Yeah, we've got a giraffe works in the office, the
notorious Penceman, Joe Harrison.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
He's got a giraffe sort of a vibe.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
It doesn't a draft play for Queensland in the there's
a draft at number seven for Queensland.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
And yeah, yep, definitely. So you want to do a
fact factor.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Yeah, on the back of this news, this tragic news,
I'd like to do a draft fact factor.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
It's the fact fact top.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
You used to have three facts and cut it back
to one.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
All I need is one. You're taking too many liberties.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Yeah, one fact and then you decide whether it's got
the fact factor, whether it's got that vibe, whether it
was worth sharing, whether it's made people's.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Day, better, okay, And can I just start by saying
it can't be sexual?

Speaker 2 (53:49):
All right?

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Just be just if you are going to go down
that road, just be very careful.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
Man.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
If you've got any sort of sexy music you could
fire up, Yeah, I'm sure you've got some.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Here we got here.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
When in the mood, a male draft will approach a
nearby a female draft and then sniffer downstairs for around
twenty five to thirty.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Five minutes, really thirty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
If the female draft is keen, she responds by urinating
into the male drafts really mouth for three straight minutes.
It's about ten liters of liquid, right, ma, that's a
lot of liquid. The male draft is now keen, and
he mounts the female draft okay, mind yes, then it's

(54:38):
one or two thrusts. He gets the job done, and
then for some reason unleashes his bells onto the grasslands below.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Okay, this is a lot like the notorious Pensmen Joel
Harrison Office. I like giraffes more before that fact than
I do now. Really, Yeah, why does Giraffe six have
so much much a pollution involved in it?

Speaker 6 (55:02):
And so and so little love maker?

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (55:04):
The love making feels like it's only just what two
pumps out of so many things going on there? Why
three minutes of golden shower? I mean, come on, it's
a long time to be getting pissed on.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Yeah, I agree, Well, kill us to get Cheerr Evans
on the line to ask him why giraffes are into
that giant neck in the sea eagles?

Speaker 2 (55:24):
You really loved the tongue.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
Are we going up or down?

Speaker 4 (55:27):
We're going down, don't you Heath?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
That's fast, justin that's disappointing.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Ruined my Monday morning with that. I'll never look at
a giraffe to say hi again.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
It was the best to add.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
You're not to go sexual and Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
So once a year, our nation's greatest brew brewers venture
out to Wellington sky Stadium for two great days of
food and beverage.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
It's called beer, Honey, you've been there before. I've been
a number of times. This is a great time. One time,
I'm went to two sessions. One sessions enough one sessions
and it's.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
Like a day in Vegas?

Speaker 4 (56:01):
Is it like?

Speaker 6 (56:02):
Three nights is enough in Vegas with a bit of okay, right.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
But it's a it's a great time. You round the
circle around the concourse at the cake tin, and that
that makes it quite fun because you circle around and
you come back to the other thing. You walk past
there's a band here, and then you walk past the air.
There's a there's an activation happening there. There's a different
beer here, there's this there, there's a that there. It's
bloody good.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Authors. You authors, you.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Wander around and around and know when authors. I remember
once you were there with the guitar. I vaguely remember
you walking through a crowd singing a song with the guitar.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
I sang a song for the full three sixty right
around in the circle about a beer i'd brewed.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
That's right. I did that. That's correct, and then nearly
got blown.

Speaker 6 (56:43):
Off the.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
No, what a day.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
That's not it's not it's for your kids are in
the car. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Really what happened.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
When I was leaving.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
It was quite I was leaving walking across that really
long concrete but to get to town, that was where
it happened.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
Out in the open, it was it was very windy. Okay,
So what actually grow up?

Speaker 6 (57:14):
Mesh you Actually it doesn't help actually grow up we're
here to sales and tickets were got actually giving you the.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
Chance to get from here to there. You can win
flights to be a Vanna and Wellington accommodation and tickets
to be a Vana. So you can indulge in your
pick of three hundred different beers. Three hundred.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
That'll be a good day.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Boy, your pick of three hundreds or three drink three
hundreds an sug lane and then that would be just
room and work morning.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
An ordinary day Bavana presented by Lack of Land.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Twenty third and twenty fourth of August. You can enter
now at Hodeki dot co dot ends in bloody great.
We've got some huge stuff for the last half hour
of the show, haven't we do. We go deep into
the we go, we go very shallow into Joe Biden
stepping down next in the headlines, I imagine. And then
you and me have been working on the theory of
how to improve rugby union and we've received a stern

(58:11):
rebuke from Karen Reid on our plan. Yeah, and also
before nine o'clock, word has come to me of a
sighting and it involves you and what this person has
described as the worst driving that's ever been seen in
the history of New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
It also involves a homeless person. Yeah, I was involved.
I admit it.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Some of the worst driving that anyone with a full
license has ever been involved in the history of this country.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
I'm looking forward to getting into that.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Matt and Jerry show ready had a Marton Jerry.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Time from six to nine at breakfast time.

Speaker 7 (58:42):
It's Jerry, Jerry, Manton, Jerry, Matt he Jeremy Wells, the
Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Eight thirty one on a Mattain Jerry Show. Time for
the latest whose headlines. President Joe Biden is ending has
run as the Democrats presidential candidate. Many had expressed concerned
that by and wouldn't be fit to leave the country
for another four years. He's endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris
to take his place, but the final decision lies with
the Democratic Party.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
So they're going to run a sort of a primary
situation and try and throw some people up and pick
the best one they can. I mean there's a few
in there. This Hillary Clinton, she could come back. She's
already lost to Trump. Though, to be fair, Michelle Obama,
she said, I definitely don't want to do it. You
got that guy, Gavin Newsom. He looks like a president,
but his policies in California are pretty crazy.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Who wants to Nobody's going to want to run against
Trump now, it's just not a long four months to
the didiction? Hey, when's the when's the primary? Because I
mean then when? Sorry, when's the when's the.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
What's it called the the Democratic National Convention? Because that's
when they'll have to do it. They'll have to do it.
There is it next week?

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Are they just going to do like all in one
debate popularity contest and do it because that's when they're
going to have to announce it.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know because it's going to be
pretty fast. But whoever stands it'll be Kamala Harris because
they know it's sacrificial lamb.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
So yeah, there's nobody's going to want to run.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
And then that's their last chance because once once Trump's
done four years, if he gets in, then he can't
run again.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Yeah but you screamed me, Jeremy. I know you discrewed
with me, But I'm looking at biom zone. If he's
not up to running a campaign to beat Trump, how
is he up to running the nuclear codes for the.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Next six months. Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
Yeah, but he's only got a few months to go.
I don't know they'll hide him away. And independent report
commissioned by the Mayor of Auckland has found road work
contractors are incentivized to cause maximum disruption.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
For more profit. Yep, I think we all knew that
and k.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
We go for Daniel Hillier has finished in a typh
nineteenth at the Open Championship at Royal Troon. He's hit
a three o a par making his first major cut
me while Ryan Fox was in the share of twenty
fifth at five over world number three Xander Chople won
by two strokes at nine and a.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Bar and Matt and Jerry show Yes, So rugby in
the Weekend fig versus the All Blacks and what you
describe as a I guess a novelty showcase. But you know,
Billy Proctor wouldn't think that, you know, on debut.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Scoring a try and a great national anthem.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Yeah, nailed the national anthem, Malia absolutely nailed it, pitch perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
But there is a thing when we watch.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Rugby now rugby union where we sit around and try
and we talk about the administration of the game don't
we a lot. And we also talk about the rules
and what's wrong with the game. That's the biggest chat.
It's almost more of a chat than the actual game.
And you and me do that a lot, don't you, Jeremy,
and together we've come up with a solution.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
Yeah, we think we've come up with a final solution,
because the thing is we reckon that there's too many
players on a rugby field. Now, yeah, everyone's got bigger,
everyone's got faster. Once upon a time when rugby was
developed and they worked out how big the rugby field was,
people weren't as quick.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
No, and they were farmers. There were farmers still wearing
gun boots, you know. They were catching a bus up
from the farm to play. They were traveling very slowly
around the field.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Yeah, totally, so it was. And props were just props. Yeah,
props would just go from one mall to another. You
were there to push in the scrums. They certainly never passed.
They hardly even made any tackles. Actually, So it's a
different game. Now you've got people spread out across the field.
There's just not enough space. So we're talking about who
you'd get rid of to cut the game down to

(01:02:21):
to cut the game down to thirteen, I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Think people are so big. Yeah, thirteen is a good number,
you know, works for league. Yeah totally.

Speaker 6 (01:02:28):
So who have you boys decided that you're going to eliminate?

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Well, we've thought about this a lot. Okay, who you
would eliminate?

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
And you have to lose two to get down at
thirty in King Yeah. But initially we started in the backs,
didn't we. Yeah, And we thought we'd get rid of
a We thought we'd get rid of a center or
second five.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:43):
I mean that's going to be tough. I mean, think
about our all blacks line up. Imagine having to You've
got one less position to play for in the back,
So I mean tough.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
We thought maybe get rid of a center, maybe get
rid of fullback.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Yeah, But then we realized that the centers and fullback
are excitement machines.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
They are yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Yeah, And actually we want more ball to the backs.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Don't we. Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
And then we thought maybe get rid of a Bumblatti
or two.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Yeah. But then the problem was, well, who's going to
be how are you going to scrumb?

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Then you have to get rid of scrums. And if
you start getting rid of scrums. Then next thing, you know,
you're just playing league. Yes, exactly so, and legal or exists.
So we've come up with a radical plan with a strum.
Scrum can still go a heere. It't a bit different
because you can't get you can't really get rid of
the front row or the second row and a scrum.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Okay, yes, and we're what the problem with the game was.
It's too many people digging around at the time of
a breakdown. It's just that's caused a huge amount of problems.
I know where you're going, and so we just got
rid of the flankers, took out six and seven. The
flank is just stopping stuff from happening. I mean, good
on them. It's a very tough position.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
I don't push in the scrum though.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Seven and six is very tough position. You can't you
need eight at the back.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
Okay, well, I mean despite my opinion, in my opinion,
isn't probably as important as the likes of idea ex
All Black Captain Kieren Reid. I understand you got to
text this idea to last night.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
I was so excited about it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
We've solved all of the problems.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
This has solved all the problems, okay, and solved them.

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
And what did Kiaren have to say?

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
Karen Reid came back and said, ship idea, flankers are
the best thing about the game. But what does he know?

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
That's one What does he know about rugby?

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
There's one boat.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
He's holding on to a dream of the past.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Because they've got there a guy who he because those
were his direct buddies either side of him back in
the day.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
He's compromised in his opinion.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
He loves your own kin. He's always is always talking
about Richard mccaure.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
And I know a lot of people say, if there
was no flankers, we wouldn't have had Richie mccaugh.

Speaker 6 (01:04:48):
You can't get rid of those boys.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
I'm sorry, fellas you have Karen read to date. Back
in that era, nobody wants to be six.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Anyone got the guts, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
The guts to just get rid of flankers for them,
Just get rid of this text here on three for three.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
What about disposing of the hokker? They see you can't
do that. You can't dispose of the hooker because then
you have a weird two prong fang scrum.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
That text came in before we were talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
This shocking.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Put that through to the cops that okay, all right,
well I thought we solved it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
It's Jerry, It's Jerry.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
It's Jerry.

Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
That's Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
So you're embroiled and what's been described as the worst
piece of driving by a person on their full license
in the history of New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Yeah, and I'm not going to deny that, but I was.
There are some excuses that I want to I want
to put forward. So I'd spent five and a half
hours ahead a raging hangover.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Before we get to the excuses.

Speaker 6 (01:05:55):
Can you tell us what happened? Or do you want
to do the excuses first and then the story?

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
Fair and enough, man, I'll tell the story. That's a
good point.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
A good point, Mashon. You've got to tell the story
for excuse is that that's fair.

Speaker 6 (01:06:07):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
So I'm pulling out of a McDonald's restaurant after going
through the drive through and checking my order, so I
was quite concentrating on checking my order and then like
it's the McDonald's restaurant on Saint Luke's Road that meets
up with Dominion Road.

Speaker 6 (01:06:28):
Oh, that one's got weird entries and exits.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
So me exiting out onto Saint Luke's Road and I'm
going left to I go, oh, I'm going to go
left because I've got to go around to my other
house and check some stuff. And then I come out
and immediately go, oh no, no, I'll go right because
then I'll go up Dominion Road because that's actually a
gooday because the traffic isn't so bad. I'm only go
any other way and the traffic's bad. So I pull

(01:06:51):
out onto the road and I'm going along and I go, oh,
hang on a minute, because there's a traffic island there,
and what I'm doing is driving straight into oncoming traffic.

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
I'm on the wrong side of the road.

Speaker 6 (01:07:02):
One of the busiest intersections in Auckland as well, thereon
road interction.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
So on the other side, on the other other side
of the road, the left side of that, like it's
a two lane road, not a four loan road, separated
by a traffic island.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
So and I realized quite quickly. But it's a really
precarious situation to be in.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
And luckily the reason why I realized, because there was
a guy with a you know, holding up a piece
of cardboard bigging for money comes over and goes ah
and he like like a traffic office and got lights.
He's operating the lights, you know, you know, he's not
just asking for money. He's doing the job there as well,
just in case the Muppets come out of the that's
good Marpets come out of the McDonald's and go right

(01:07:39):
instead of left. And so there's a wall of traffic
coming towards me, and I'm like, oh my god, I'm
the biggest Muppet show in the entire world. This is
the kind of driving that you'd see on one of
those bad Drivers shows on CCTV. For eve On laughs
at you. Well, you see it on on on Instagram.
Biggest moron in the world, driving towards a sea of traffic.
So I have to shove it into reverse and I'm

(01:07:59):
going and then I'm trying to look back as that
all the traffic's coming towards me. They're all freaking out
because they're like, what's wrong with me? That there's a
car facing us? And I managed to just pull it
back into a driveway. But you know, luckily there was
no one else coming out of the McDonald's and pull
it back in and my kids are sitting in the
car and my kids, my son just.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Looks at me and goes, that was humiliating. Yeah, and
it was.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
I was like bright red in the face with embarrassment,
not not just that it was the worst driving I'd
been involved in and that there could have been an accident,
just embarrassment and how bad the driving was.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
It's full on story that and a homeless person was there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
And just my point is that I'd spent the last
five and a half hours inside steering at flat flap
pack constructions to try and build a wardrobe that I
was building from the worst instructions you've ever seen. So
it's in a deep mental, concentrational state. And then I
went out driving and I was impaired by flat pack
Like I thing, they need to be pulling people over

(01:09:03):
on the side of the road and checking to see
where they've been putting flat packs together, because it can
mess with your brain putting together a complicated flat pack
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
So it was impaired by flat No, that's not.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
The next stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
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Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go. Bless blessed, blessed,
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