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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Jeremy Wells, good morning, welcoming old to the Heartache Breakfast.
This is Tuesday, fifteen to October in the Year of
Our Lord twenty twenty four. My name's Jeremy Wells and
this is Mash. Good morning, Mash morning, mister Wells. How
are you mate, mister now?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Oh yeah, I thought it com in a formal on
this Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
How are you this morning?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Right? Yeah, very good, Thank you. You had a big day.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yesterday was a big day.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I was just having a think of before you came
in this morning. Big day, big day, Monday, yesterday.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
What did we do?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
We had a radio show yesterday morning, yep. We had
a bit of an Aorkland FCA shoot yesterday late morning,
late morning.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
We went down in chick do a bit of an
Aukland FC training session where a competition.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Will come back to that later. Then I believe you had.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
An interview somewhere in the middle of nowhere in the afternoon, went.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Out to Langholm Jesus to do an interview with a
man who had written a book about circumnavigation of setting
around the world alone. Was that interesting? It was very interesting?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Okay, So that was okay.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I was very pleaued. It was a good, good catch up.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
And then you came back and then you did seven sharp.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
And did siven sharp. Andrew Fagan. You might know Andrew
Fagin from the mockers Ah of Andrew Fagan. Yeah, sang
the song Forever Tuesday Morning. One of the great New Zealanders.
Andrew Fagan. Oh, he's incredibly funny, highly irregular. So this
he's a sailor as well as he's a crazy sailor.
And he's written a book about setting around the world
on his own. Yes, he's written three books. He's got

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the record for sailing to Australia and back by himself
and the smallest boat it's five point one meters called
Swirly World. And then he navigated New Zealand and Swirly
Wildy as the record for that as well. And then
he went to the Auckland Islands. I mean the Auckland Islands.
They are those islands that are south of of Stuart Island.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yes, which always confuses me because they should be the
other end of the country. They called the Ariklord Islands.
But yeah, okay, so Andrew Fagan busy man, but he
was good. Ah, great Newsilla, there might have to get
him on the show at something. I thought, we are
going to get him on the show.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Oh, how good. He's going to come on the podcast
and talk about his attempt at circumnavigating the world in
a five point one meter boat. Can you imagine five
point one Some of the waves are nearly twice the
size of the boat.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
So he took a five point one meter boat round
the entire world.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Sorry, he attempted it. Okay, I won't give away what happened.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
It doesn't sound promising, Jerry, the way you're framing this.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
But let's just say. The book's called Swilly World, Lost
at Sea.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
The hod Ack You breakfast with Jeremy Wells already moments
ago though, Jerry, you were talking for some reason about
the Auckland Islands.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Because I was talking to Andrew Fagan. Ah. Yes, there
has been down to the Auckland Islands on a five
point one meter sailing boat called Swirly World in perpetuity.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
What is perpetuity.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Perpetuity means keeping on going.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Oh good for him.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
And I have just gone south obviously of Stuart Island
to have a look at the Auckland Islands, which again
is in the wrong place if they call the Aukland Islands.
But that's fine. So it's pretty much one island, is
that right? I've realized I know very little about Auckland Island.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
The Auckland Islands are an archipelago of New Zealand lying
four hundred and sixty five k south of the South Island.
Now there's a number of them. There's the main Auckland Island,
Motu Maha, that's right, and then there's another one that's
kind of south of it.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Oh, the Adams Island.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Can you see that? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Okay, right, so that sits I'm underneath it, and then
water flows between the two of them. I suppose that's
how islands work. But it's almost like a lagunei looking thing,
isn't it.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
It is, And it's got access. It's kind of got
access from the from the south, no, from the from
the east and from the west, and then it sort
of goes up through the middle into them from north
to south, which means I now know why the Auckland
Islands were quite an important island in terms of shipping
right in the day, back in the seventeen and eighteen hundreds.
Is because you could shelter inside of the Auckland Islands

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because you get swell. I mean, that's horrific down there.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
So you could fing your boat up in the area
that from the west or the east. I suppos's ways
to get him from both sides. It looks like it
might be easier sailing from the east side, yep. But
then you can go in there and just tuck in
there for the night. It's yeah, it's a massive looking
lagoon pretty much.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
So how long was Andrew Fagan down there?

Speaker 5 (04:14):
For?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
He just farted on down there and then farted on back. Okay,
by himself. But he's got a thing about sailing by
himself and the challenge of sailing by himself. And if
you haven't read any of his books about his solo
yachting voyages, you should because he's a great writer, okay.
And the idea of for me, of sailing around the

(04:37):
world by yourself and a five point one meter vessel
is like hell.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Like I can't think of anything worse. Yes, I'm like
a toa there.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
It was going to take him fourteen months to sail
around the world. And he wasn't sailing around the world
in the nice bit, you know, because you could sail
around in the tropics.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yes, I was going to ask you this, Did he
take the luxurious route or has he just gone the
most direct way possible.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
He's going Southern Ocean, He's going he's going Roaring forties,
called the Roaring forties because obviously the weather, and then
going further south because you've got to get into the
fearsome fifties or whatever. Hell there, they've got a name,
ferocious fifties. I think it is the ferocious fifties because
you've got to get down around Cape Horn. Cape Horn

(05:20):
being the bottom part of South America, which and is.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
That with all all the problems live if you're setting
around world.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Now, you don't want to go around the Horn. I mean,
well you do if you're Andrew Fagan, but nobody else does. Okay,
you'd be hopeless around the Horn mash.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, Like I'm not here saying that that I would
be great, you'd be so bad around Okay, there's no
need to pile in on me.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I'm not out here trying to do it, Okay, who'd
be worse going around the horn than you?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
The hurd Achy Breakfast Aladio Darchy.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
We're just looking into Auckland Island or the Auckland Islands,
which are four hundred and sixty five k south of
Stuart Island, and there's some interesting Google reviews. Actually, here's one.
Here are three stars. I'm still here guarding the sheep
reserves for New Zealand's World War II forces. My captain
hasn't got back to me with reporting over sixty years,
but I hope we're winning the war. Here's another of

(06:04):
you very scenic, can get cold at night, and lack
of shops left me without food for eight years. Two stars.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
What are these on Triple Advisor or something?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, not good. Couldn't find the skytower and the locals
were not helpful. Well, I.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Suppose there's a chance that these people, as you think
that it could have been Auckland.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Here's another one. Three stars. Got lost here fifteen years ago,
had to eat tree mushrooms to survive.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Can you take a tour down to the Auckland Islands.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Can we go. You can go. I'm not keen, but
you can go. It's quite an intro.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Imagine.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, you can go down, but you're not allowed to
go shore. So you get on those zodiacs, okay, and
you're pissed around and you take photos generally of sea
lions and other birds and stuff that's down there.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
So is that what the Auckland Islands are known for.
It's just as wildlife and that's about it. You can't
anyone living on that thing.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
No, no, you can't live on there. I think people
have lived on Campbell Island. There used to be a
station full of dock wounders, but I think I think
the dock owners aren't even there anymore. Here's one that
says Smitt a colony of troll fairies who taught me
their ways. My life has never been the same. Four
stars and this one here four stars. My parents dropped

(07:12):
me off here and told me to swim home. They
want me to practice my swimming skills. So some good
Google reviews there for the Auckland Islands. So someone's put
a sign on it.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
There's an Oakland Islands Nature Reserve Entry by Permit only
sign on the islands. So someone's managed to make.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
It that far. I think they did actually genuinely try
and farm it for a while. Really. Yeah, yeah, I just.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Got freezing at night and then hot during the day
and then there was nothing else. So in terms of wildlife, yeah,
penguins maybe.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, heaps of penguins, heaps of seals, lots of sea lions,
and probably some albatross. That's my guess. Okay, enough islands,
what a spot? What a spot?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Going to the summer breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Going deep into islands around New Zealand that nobody goes to.
And we're talking about the Auckland Islands because Andrew Fagan,
formerly of the mock As the front end of the Mockers,
sailed down to the Auckland Islands and back again on
a five point one meter boat.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
I'm just realizing how we've slowly moved over the last
half an hour from yeah, you're interviewing Andrew Fagan to
us now looking at islands that we'd quite like to
be able to own.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah. Well, unfortunately we own crap islands. So we've got
the Auckland Islands, which we own as a country, and.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
I mean it's too cold down there to do anything
with it, isn't it really?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Oh it's awful. Nobody wants something out there. It's five
hundred k south of stud Island. You imagine what that's
like in the winter. Even in the summer. I think
it's like twelve degrees.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
We don't even really know what to do with stud
Island bed alone Auckland Island.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
So yeah, that's right. I mean the Studland's massive.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah, so beaches on need that one.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
So you've kind of taken to the Pacific Review Jury.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
You've got the maps out and for you know what,
let me have a look at islands that i'd like
to have here.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, well, what can we come in? Deer And I
was looking at Norfolk Island, which is north probably about
six hundred k's nor the east of Cape Pritanga.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, just between US and New Caledonia pretty much. Yeah,
and I thought maybe we could commander that. I mean,
does Australia really need norfical On? We could do with
the tropical island here.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
In New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
So the Aussies own that at the moment, do they?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, they do, well, they Yeah, it was a penal colony,
penal colony, a former penal colony. That's where they put
all the convicts.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Ah right, the penis in penalty, yeah penalty.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah right.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
So there's a lot of stuff going on here on
Norfolk Island. So you've got a couple of lodges yep,
two Chimney's wines yep, a couple of wineries.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
That's capital is called Burnt Pine. Burnt Pine, Yeah, that's
what the capital is called. There's a lot of beaches
called like Slaughterhouse Beach and Murderer's Bay, and it's quite grim.
It's pretty I think it's pretty grim. So anyway, there's
not any nice beaches. I had a lot. I had
a lock on Google Maps and I patrolled the coast

(09:52):
and there's nothing. There's no decent beaches. There's a southern one,
but it looks rough as guts.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
So you're not happy with what is that Norfolk Island.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
That's a band in that one. We don't want that one.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Anything else in the test minute.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Well, there's Lord Howe, which is between which is between
Australia and New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
And it's closer to Aussie as well, so a good location.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah, Lord Howe, maybe we could take over lord Howe.
But there's got some nice beaches on it. Okay, but
it's wendy af Okay, So I don't know anyway. We
need a decent island here, we do.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
I mean we've got two and then or two and
a half rea.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Don't we. Yeah, I just want one. But further north,
I just want a tropical one. Yeah yeah, maybe just
drag the North Island. If we can drag the North
Island about five hundred k's north, Okay, just keep South
Island where it is, right, I think it's in a
good spot. Okay, it's good because it gets you know,
you can get snow down there and stuff like that.
But we just need to drag the North Island further
away from the South Island.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
I'm sure the South Island'll be quavy about that.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
I think I think both the North End and South
Island be happy.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
If everyone works, they breakfast already day.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
It's six thirty three on the Hidacky Breakfast. Time for
your latest news headlines. Cruise are still working to plug
a leak on the sunken wreck of them a Nui
and some more. Prime Minister Chris lux And says no fuel,
diesel or contaminants have been seen on beaches, but there
is a leak in the engine room.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Okay, so we're still no closer to getting any kind
of answer around this, are we really?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
It's going to take months for the inquest to work
out exactly what happened. Okay?

Speaker 6 (11:15):
Are we making the island so unlivable that we can
then take it over?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Well? Funny you say that. Actually, welcome, by the way
to the show, Former South Island meetworking the nice Stewart.
He's going to be joining us this morning.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
Good morning, how's it all going?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Maybe we do, maybe we maybe we can take over
that island. We've just been talking about islands that we
can take over, Yes, because we need something tropically in
New Zealand. We've got these sub Antarctic islands.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Well, why don't we go around crashing our navy into
various different islands until one of them sells.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
It to us? Good idea, I reckon, Lord How, I
think we should just having a look on Google Maps
at Lord how Island, which is situated halfway between New
Zealand and Australia, but in the northern part of New Zealand.
I reckon, that's that's our spot. All right, Yeah, it's
got a beautiful Lagourni beach and she's it looks a
bit like Tahiti. Actually reef, it's got a reef. Yeah,

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whereas Norfolk Island just a grim history. I don't know
if we want that one.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
That's what we're missing here in New Zealand is a
good reef that forms a nice blue lagoon.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. New Zealand's education system is being urged
to use AI. The latest paper from the Maxim Institute
argues that could be used to help fix teacher shortages
and with AI it's possible to reinvent the way lessons
are taught.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
I feel like every consultant at the moment is just going,
hey have you heard of AI?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah? And in Sport, the White Ferns have delivered and
d buy. New Zealand have beaten Pakistan by fifty four runs.
The White Ferns came into the event via ten consecutive
losses to England and Australia.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
Good on the White Fans, one on the board, one.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
On the board. She spend slum pickings at.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
Late well, they have oppressive heat over there as well,
to be about fifty degrees.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
The breakfast with Jeremy Wells already Menayah Stuart, former South
Island meatworker, joins us this morning for the show. Nice
to have you with us, be nigh.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
Nice to be here as well. And while I was
listening on the way in, I was listening to the
Punishing Island chat and there was one that was sticking
out in my mind that I was sort of yelling
at my radio on the way in. Raratong is technically
part of New Zealand. Oh yeah, did we discuss that?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
No, we didn't.

Speaker 6 (13:19):
It is sort of like a like a protectorate of
New Zealand, so they use our currency technically part of us.
It doesn't get much more tropical than that. We've got reefs,
Middy Beach, the lagoon there, which is like a it's
like a pool.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Really tough to buy land, isn't it, especially for us?
Puckyha Impossible, Impossible. That's the only kind of issue is
people that have got it, they've already got it, which
is for the best, right, but at an issue I think.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
For people like myself that are, you know, looking to
kind of take over something.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
Have you considered riding a treaty and then reneging on it?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah? That's an option. Yeah. I mean, I love I've
been there a couple of times.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
Good spot, beautiful spot.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
It's a long way away, mini, yeah, you know, in
terms of places that are close.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
But you want something warm, and I gotta be honest
with you, they're all along way they are.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
But I mean if you just go straight north, yeah,
up the guts, up the guts. Fiji, for example, closer
than Raratonga to New Zealand. Tonga sort of takes a
long time to get back from Aratia and it was
quite surprised. Took about four and a half hours to
get there, and then it took like five and a
half hours. It was in the fives to get back. Really,
we're battling away into a stiff whistly.

Speaker 6 (14:28):
I think it makes me wonder if the earth is flat.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
So yeah, but I mean I'm looking for something that's
I mean, we've got great barrier. We've been talking about
islands because we started by talking about the Auckland Islands.
It seems like we own a whole lot of islands
that are south of New Zealand that nobody wants. So
we've got those. I always think we missed a track
in New Zealand because of course New Zealand wasn't really planned.

(14:52):
You know, it heavened by mistake.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
We were an accident.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
We were we're totally exit.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
We still love it.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah where we love it, but where it was an accident,
we're a happy mistake and a little bit like one
of my children. So I think if we have actually
had a plan New Zealand And we really were thinking
in terms of the future, we would have taken Antarctica.
We could have had it.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Nobody wanted it, no, I think he'd hillary tried.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Well, they didn't actually try and take it, like you
know in green like Greenland, for example, den Mark owns
owns Greenland, right, they owned the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (15:26):
It's like we've seen a gap in the market here.
No one wants this place.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
No, we could have been. I bet there's oil there.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I could have. We could have been. We could have
It's huge, it's massive Antarctica. We could have, you know,
cordoned off a little bit of it, done some drilling there,
kept some of it as nature reserve whatever ski fields.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
Is it too late because what else is there? To
be honest, like, if we invaded it's probably one of
the only places in the world. We could take over
a hostile What are.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
We going to invade it with the money? I know
he's gone down. We've got some we've got some hercules,
but no, no good for the invasions.

Speaker 6 (16:01):
As Hagland tracked the things down at the Antarctic Center
and grass some horses, a couple of messy ferguson.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
We need huskies, that's what we need. If we had
some huskies, we'd be away laughing.

Speaker 6 (16:11):
A lot of huskies in the Middle East.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Surprisingly, we start some kind of force that goes down,
we need to take it. Yeah, it's ours.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
The Hurchy breakfast already r Hurdarchy.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
The History of Today with Jeremy James Drummond dwells on
this day.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
In nineteen twenty six, English humorous A Milne published Winnie
the Poe for the first time, the children's book.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Hello, well, hello, I'm tigger.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
You scared me. Everyone scared of tiggers. Who are you?
I'm pooh oh pooh.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Sure, what's the pool?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
You're sitting on one?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
I am, oh, Well, good to meetcha names tiger. Ah,
you're sitting on one, I say, apparently it's really clever.
I am apparently when he the poo's really clever, but
I've never understood it.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Well, what did he mean nearby sitting on one?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
I'm confused, I'm poo And then he goes I'm sitting
on one because he's actually he sort of pops up
from underneath.

Speaker 6 (17:10):
We were wondering why poo, And now we know what
I'm a little more considered about concerned about. Is everyone's
afraid of tigers.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, I think there's all sorts of stuff going on there.
That's what he always used to say to the ticket.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Movie used to be my favorite movie out of all
the winning the Pooh Little Lot kind of offshoots.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
I can see that really.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah, they used to have the v h S the
Tickeer movie, and the the trigger was always sad because
he was just there's only even one tiger and he
was just on his own. Yeah, and he went out
finding another when out strong find out the takers and
he can find.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
That's right, Well, you grew up and crossts, didn't you,
or around that area. I'm strongly to what there is
to do only one tiger. That makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 6 (17:49):
Tiger was a sad minority who couldn't find anyone else
to do. You would you say he felt depressed?

Speaker 3 (17:55):
I think that's how he felt. Yeah, that's the vibe
that I got from watching the Tiger movie.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, Alan, Alex under Melton, if you've been wondering who
what AA stood for?

Speaker 6 (18:03):
Anti aircraft was my best guess. But yeah, yeah, so
I was he one of these dudes who came back
from the war and was like, that was too traumatic.
I've got to write something funny out it was. Possibly
it wreaks up.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
To me in nineteen twenty six, I suppose. Yeah, post
World War One. I never made any sense to me. No,
never made any sense. It's all weird rhymings and stuff.
I was very English stupid name winning the Poe anyway,
nineteen forty seven, American test pilot Chuck Jaeger became the
first person to break the sound barrier.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Here he is talking about it.

Speaker 7 (18:35):
When I really got above Mike one, I don't know,
short of disappointed it didn't blow up, you know, but
damn happy it didn't. And and but the one thing
that's hard to explain. You have a feeling of accomplishment,
and that's that's where it was. And when I look back,
it was a fun program and probably the only, not
the only, but the most useful thing had ever done
in my lane.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Well, you'd say so, he's impressive. He's a great New
Zealand to check Yaeger.

Speaker 6 (18:59):
Oh well, when they brought him in for the interviews,
they would have walked out of that room.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Of God.

Speaker 6 (19:03):
He's our man straightaway. Chuck's breaking the sound there for us.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
He's a smart guy too, so he's flying the Bell
X one rocket powered aircraft. He reached the speed of
Mac one point o sis and then new.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Top Gun film Everick, did Tom Cruise reach mock Elven.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Or something like that?

Speaker 6 (19:21):
I think he did.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah, go a lot fun, Chuck. The Jaeger would love
to go on one of those of Tenny Bitty wood
good on Yaeger.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
They breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Darchy.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Former South Island Meetworkingman I Stuart joins us on the
show This Morning Mania.

Speaker 6 (19:38):
Yeah, we were talking briefly about invading Antarctica. Perhaps Jerry
just sort of feel like it's right for the picking,
don't we. But what have we got to actually invade
it with them in our armies? Not much? Our navy's
one fewer over the last month or so. So what
could we bring This is the thing. I had a
couple of swanees. Okay, yeah, so I can keep us warm.

(20:00):
Mild Man's a minor so we could you know, I
know you want to explore the mining opportunities down there.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Well, you think about people that have invaded different countries
over the years, and certainly there's a war going on
currently in Ukraine that Russia invading Ukraine. You've got what's
happening in the in the Eastern Mediterranean with Israel. I mean,
if we did invade Antarctica and we did try and
take it over, it would nobody would die?

Speaker 6 (20:25):
Yeah, it'd be quite easy. We could have a whip
around between us and the listeners and probably put together
quite a formidable force, invasion force.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Holding onto it would be a problem because it's so massive,
but nobody else would want to.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
I just and I say that there's got to be
oil down there, one hundred percent. And we explored it.
Great ski field that all I probably took cold.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
Oh, we could figure it out. So do we put
a do we put an invasion force together?

Speaker 1 (20:50):
What do we got a bit together? I mean, they're
looking at ways trying to expand the economy at the
moment during your recession, I would have thought that that's
a that that one that this idea has to be
on the table.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
Prak Scott Base.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, we just have to take McMurdo. I think McMurdo's
owned by the Americans, and if we just peacefully take that,
then we're away. Laughing.

Speaker 6 (21:07):
Well, maybe if the boys from the Big Show could
take over McMurdo, we'll attack from Scott Base and a
little bit of a pincer action there.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
There we go. Now you're thinking, give us a text
three four three, we can give us a call eight
hundred Hartucky. I'm open to suggestions.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Theod Achy breakfast already, r Hodachy.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Nice to have your company this morning on the Hierarchy Briefast,
Tuesday the fifteenth October twenty twenty fourth form of South
Island Meatworking and I Stewart joins this morning morning, minight, morning, guys,
mess she's here as well.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Warning fellas are very good.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Thank you. We're looking for suggestions of what you could
bring if we were to invade Antarctica and take that
for ourselves. Denmark has greenland is why don't we have Antarctica.
I believe it's got something to do with just how
we were kind of a random country that became a
country randomly. We've never had expansionist ideas, we've never.

Speaker 6 (21:57):
Had a plan. We've just sort of been fumbling along
this thing. But you're right, and we'd actually face way
less opposition in Antarctica than they would in Greenland, so
it's not too late. So I got three swanies yep,
and my dad knows his way around of mine. So
I feel like we're gonna do a bit of mining
once we get down there. That's what I'm ringing. Also,
my missus knows a bit about penguins, oh yeah, that

(22:18):
she can handle the sort of conservation side of it.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I'm happy to lease the army my Sabaru. It's full
wheel drive.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Yeah, I'm trying to think about the transportation side of
things because that does concern me how we're going to
get around down there. Jerry like Sabari, great vehicle. We
know how much of anissue you have for putting your
own chains on it. You have to make your partner,
Tulsa get out of the car and put the snow
chains on it. There's another whole issue that we probably
should worry about later on.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
I don't I don't have chains. Tulsy's gonna have to
come those and is going to be there. She's she's
happy to put on the chain. She's very very good
at it. And the super you think is a viable
option for herding around down there? Outbacks? We're a fleet
of outbacks down there?

Speaker 6 (22:52):
Is it an outback?

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Outbacks? The way to go down there?

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Whole bunch of station wagons fanging around in Antarctica?

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah, just as we as we as we just make
our way to the cinder of Antarctic, just flag after
flag after flag.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
The breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
We're talking Antarctica and how we were take over Antarctica.

Speaker 6 (23:13):
We're putting a fleet together and I'm marda to invade
Antactica take it over, mainly just so we can have
a bit more land, but also there's some mining opportunities
you'd like to explore, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
I'd love to explore them. I mean, it would be
remissive us not too. I would have thought, that's right.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
So we're just asking on is it three four eight three?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 6 (23:35):
What you've got to lean to the invasion fleet. Jerry,
you've you've put your Subaru forester up.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
There outback actually outback, sorry, but that's still similar.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
But you do have to take your part in Tulsi
with you, because she's the only one in the family
that knows how to instill the snow chains.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yeah, well, we need someone to go. We need to
hire some chains. So if anyone's got some chains to hire,
that would be that would be ideal.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
I've got a few swanees gether and dust the wardrobe
and those on.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, okay, there's been a text through here. This is
the antactic scent that's got a few haglins. I've actually
been on those. We definitely need those.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Yeah jokes aside, I think we could do with those.
How many people do you think we need to kind
of get this moving? Do we need to take a
party of about a dozen?

Speaker 6 (24:13):
Well, it's going to blow out because we've already got
people coming just because they can put chains on, So
we're going to end up at about one hundred by
the time we get here.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Look, yeah, I don't think you want a big invasion force.
I think you want to keep the force small because
you've got to feed that force, that's right, which is
potentially why also we need a bevy of huskies because
I think if you want to make your way into
the center, you're going to have anti freeze issues with
oil and all sorts of stuff. I mean, you think
about sarreed'es messy ferguson that he went into the guts

(24:40):
with and it was very very hard to keep that
thing going. Whereas if you're running a whole lot of
huskies and I did a odd situation, yeah, you can
eat them as you go, oh right, and you can
eat them on the way back.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Again, it's starting to feel very little of the rings
this or the hobbit you're going to go and claim
back Mount Doom.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
But why.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
What's the food situation? The if we've kind of got
transport with your soubees during and then a couple of
Radfords have been sugested up, and then also a couple
of messy figures ins from up north that have been
toying around boats all day, so food is now probably
the next issue.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, what are we going to do there?

Speaker 6 (25:11):
Probably knock a wall us over and probably drag that
one with you.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah. Well, now i's a plenty of eating there or
maybe even as I said, we've definitely got the huskies
as an option.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
I don't know why I suggested this is an issue.
It sounds like you guys have got this well coming now.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
There's plenty of food penguins, there's plenty of food down there.
One whale, you know, one way would be perfect. And
you don't need to refrigerate it. Well, that's the other
good thing. You just eat it as you go and
it stays refrigerated.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
Use the blubber for our lamps as we get further inland.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
He's someone that's offered up there LPG falcon.

Speaker 6 (25:45):
Oh wow, niceah, okay, probably mine for a bit of
LPG while we're down there.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Those are the days who's driven? Has anyone driven an
LPG falcon here? I have driven an LPG falcon, an
actual falcon, and it's when you put the foot down,
it goes and the car just goes nowhere. It's just
got nothing. It's the that LPG cheap cheap. Yeah, we
might need it. We need alternate.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
We need to diversify our field sources, so that could
be quite handy.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Have we got any any CNG falcons? I mean we've
got the LPG but the c G. I don't know
which is better, the cn G on the or the LPGs.
Someone saying someone in Graymouth is selling their two Haglinds
are great, Okay, well if we can pick those up, yep,
that would be ideal.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
Take them home the Hegland. That's that's its rightful home.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Totally. Those things are superb dummy.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
I'm not going to ask what they were doing with
two Heglands over on the west coast, No go bush.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
I think they're a good absolutely, because that Hagland for
people that don't know Hegland is like it's on tracks.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
It's basically in Nassan cube on tracks.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yeah, that's right, and so it's kind of got. It's
got a track almost like a cube and a tank
and a baby. It's almost somewhere in there that's tank.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
That's what I thinking. It's sort of tank tracks going.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
So tank could probably go pretty hard in Antarctica.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
You keep more suggestions coming in what you can pledge
for our invasion of Antarctica, which we're.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Planning in the summer maybe next year, definitely the summer,
because isn't it nighttime for twenty four hours. Yeah, we'll
have to go summer totally.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Well, the good thing is when you take it in
the summer, nobody's going to come and take it in
the window. You only need to hold on for four
or five months of the year.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
It's like the Ranfilly shield. You get donast season the.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Day breakfast already your darchy South Island meatworker and I
Stuart joins us this morning on the show Mashy. You
were in here as well. And I got a text
from me last night just before I was about to
go to bed, Yeah, and it was I'm having some
issues in the bedroom. It was, and I'm like, this
is not a good time to be texting me this
sort of stuff.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yeah, I was having some issues in the sack last night,
and I might bring you on this as well if
it's right. Not along the lines of that we discussed.
Was it last week around the Outher guts comments made
by my partner Lauren.

Speaker 6 (27:52):
It's more around problems around that. No, still straight up
the guts.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Look, there's no further issues around that. I've got some
seasonal issues. They're regarding my beard spread and I was
just looking, hope, hopefully going to have an open discussion
with you guys, and we can maybe talk about how
we first of all make our bed at this time
of the year, how you go about it, and then
maybe I could kind of lean something from you guys
and take it because I'm really struggling to get the temperature.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Right right now.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Okay, well, what are you running at the moment.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
As it stands at home, I'm running metres.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Let's get it's a really good story part of the
bed metros top.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Have you ever not run a mattress?

Speaker 3 (28:27):
There's been times really well I mean like weekends of
and Dneedin or something.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
But like so you're on the base, just on the
base of your bed and you put the mattress away somewhere.
I know.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Sorry, but no, no, no, that's not how it's been.
I've just been sleeping away from the bed for Okay.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Well, let's take it as a given that there's a metres.

Speaker 6 (28:42):
Yeah, and I'll even say a base, like a base
in there.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Okay, we're happy with that. So we're happy with that.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
We've got a mattress and then a mattress topper, like
a little protictive thing.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Like a wet sheet in case you whit the bed.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
Rich more like one of those undulating egg cart and
sort of top of things.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Oh, it's more like one of those, sorry, like a
spongy one. It's not one of the ones that if
I wet the bed, that's it's underneath that. No, no,
but that's just good to make to clarify that. And
they're lying on ear captains.

Speaker 6 (29:08):
Yeah, and that'll soak straight through the gutin into the mattress,
so you're gonna need a you're gonna need a little
protector thing.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
And then on top of the ear captains there, I've
got the bottom sheet, which is the footed sheep. It
just goes around and that stays on the bed just
twenty four seven. I mean, obviously i'll clean it once
every fortnight, but that's.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
That's that's stays fortnight. Interesting, yep, keep going, Okay, this.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Is yes, it is cotton, but not a super high
three count. I think it's just a basic kind of
Briscoes run.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Okay, that's the high three cats. Sorry.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Yeah, and then this is where it gets slightly controversial.
Straight douve. It's just duvo for me. That's all it
is right now. But I'm starting to it's getting tough
because I'm starting to feel like I'm getting a little
bit warm again, and I'm wondering, fellas if then if
I need to be changing the first of all type

(29:56):
of douve like you know, to a linen or something
like that, or do I need to be changing the
thickness of douvet or do I need to be implementing
a sheet because someone's telling me recently that apparently a
top sheet will actually might keep you cooler than it
does hotter.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Okay, well, this is that you are in an interesting zone.
There's no doubt about that. This is a this is
for me. This is a crucial issue that a lot
of people are dealing with and I'm currently dealing with
it too. Inter seasonal this is a difficult time because
you will have a sometimes you'll have quite a cool night,
for example last night.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
This is why I'm struggling.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, and then sometimes you'll have the when the weather
will start coming in from the north and you have
but a humidity and you're sweating like nobody's business. And
if you're not running a top sheet between your douvet
and you, yeah, so you're just going straight to the
douve cover. Then there's a lot of moisture, a lot
of sweat that's going straight into that dove cover.

Speaker 6 (30:47):
That's an assumption. Are you running a douve cover?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, I am running a dove cover, that is.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
But he's not running a sheet between the douvet. And
you're not washing a douve cover as often as you're
washing his sheet.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Now, i'd look, if I'm being honest, Yeah, i'd say
it's a batter once a.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
Monthly, and then I think you're lying. I think.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Might stretch out to six weeks now, and then two months.
So anyway, just so so I've learned something here. How
are you boys are preading your bed spreads at the moment?
Are you just are you just running a douvet?

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Yeah? Well a few. Well i've got it. I've got
both top and bottom sheet.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Are your top and bottom sheet?

Speaker 6 (31:20):
The linen? So you've got fancy I've gone the linen,
and then I've got a douvet, no dove have We're
already onto the summer douvet as where we've settled. Yeah, okay,
and yes we've been the winter douve a while ago.
It was just a bit too thick. We've got a
big thick south Island winter dobate doesn't suit the North
Island climbs.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, no, I think that's I've gone with the summer
duvet as well. Now you're not.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Still running your winter sheets. So your jerry those felt
sheets that you run.

Speaker 6 (31:49):
With the do you get the polar fleece sheets?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
There, there's no pole. I'm not six.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
There's a little cars on them.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
I'm not the hood at your breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Hidarchy two on the hierarchy breakfast. Time for the latest
news headlines. Nurses at Wakator Hospital have reportedly been told
not to speak to patients in any other language than English.
Are in ziss A memo sent to all nursing staff
on Friday raise concerns about other languages being used.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
Would you allow sign language? Does that technically English.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
As it is a sign language, is official language of
New Zealand. I don't know. I would have thought of
someone speaking to someone else in another language as a
reason for that, But that's the language that they speak
to help them. Yeah. I don't think anyone needs to
worry about that sort of stuff. Still, there we go.
It's the end of an era for Flybys. As members
have only weeks left to earn rewards. Being able to

(32:44):
earn points ends at midnight on October thirty. First. That's
into Flybys.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
That's an end of an era, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Flybys? Have you got your Flybys card on you? Yeah?
You guys ever on the Flybys?

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Mate, Well, you used to be able to sign up
without any IDs. When we're at high school. You'd sign
up for one under the name of Optimus Prime, Darth
Vader or whatever, and we'd all just show each other
our Flybys cards right by Darth Vader. Mate, Eli had
Optimist Prime.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Oh see Lee Baker. Acc commentator Lee Baker. He created
an installation a similar sort of an ELK using one cards.
Oh yeah, And so he had all the dictators of
the world and on one cards pol Pot and Off Hitler,
Eddie Amen. Yeah. And they used to it. And because
he felt that that willworths we're going to get on

(33:28):
to him at some stage, he would send them to
his friend's houses. So oftentimes I'd get something. I'd get
some male for idym in and be like, what the
hell is it? Lee Baker and his one cards great
rugby player, Amen, very good apparently. And in Sport in
New Zealand have beaten Pakistan by fifty four runs in
their final T twenty Women's Cricket World Cup pool match

(33:50):
and Dubai to advance to the semi finals. The White
Ferns one hundred and ten for six included eight drop catchers. Wow,
they dismissed their opponents for fifty six sounds like the
accad hear against the dely likes trades and even just
going to say that if they've been watching our highlights,
we dropped eleven catches in that more.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
I think it was closer to fifteen by the RAF
said and done.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah did we catch one?

Speaker 5 (34:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:14):
No, I believe it's the most catches that have ever
been dropped in a game of cricket in the history
of cricket.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
Mash, you stubbed the guy off my bowling though.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Oh that's right, tidy behind the stunts.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
MESHI, the hurdy breakfast already your.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Day just talking off year earlier on MESHI, you're off
the vapes. You're on day four off the vapes. So four.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
I had a big blot Friday, and I thought, you
know what, something to call it a day Fellas I'm
getting to twenty five.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Now.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
My father always told me, going out once you'd in
twenty five, it's something to lose all bad habits.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
So twenty five, no, You've still got plenty years of
bad habits ahead of you. So should I get back
on it? Bro?

Speaker 4 (34:51):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Right now, I do not need to be told to
get it back on the vapes, because four days then
I am urchin.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
No, no good on your MESHI I think it's a
good thing because didn't you look at a didn't you
love get a dad with their kids somewhere and you went,
you know what, I don't really want to be on
the vapes later on.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
I feel slightly guilty talking about this now. If people
are out there listening that do have kids that are
on the vapes, I don't mind it. But I just
did see a bit of an interesting family dynamic on
a Friday afternoon that made me think that I don't
think I want to be sucking on a vape for
the rest of my life.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
It's okay, thank you, nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
You get a while until you get to that point though.
The problem. The problem with the vapes, I've always said,
is that you can't smoke a cigarette on the toilet.
But you can.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
You can definitely vape totally. And you talk to everybody
who's heavily into it, and they all say that it's
way more addictive because you can do it as much
as you want, wherever you want, inside wherever.

Speaker 6 (35:39):
Yeah, but the problem I have is everyone's got them,
so I'm always bumming them. I was bumming Dilly's vapes
on the last Friday Fins as well, yeah, bumming mine
and the long suffering Lawrence, and so I was like,
I've got to go and get my own. I can't
just keep mouching off these people. So I went into
a vape shop the other day. So I'm keen to
buy one. I can't remember exactly what it is, but
it looks like that one over there, And the guy goes,

(36:00):
are you sure, but I'm happy to take the rest
And he goes, wow, I think you should ring your
friend and make sure that it's the right brand, and
blah blah blah. Mate, I'm fine at the vape. I
don't care. Just give me that one. He goes, Look, mate,
I just would really rather you win away racket person
and found out. So in the end, I just bloody
walked out with that one.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Oh right, maybe he works for Smoke Free New Zealand.
Maybe he was getting backhanders from ASH or something like that.
That's that's quite interesting. I would have thought that he'd
be very keen to chuck one downy throat.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
So so did I, particularly because he was trying to
save me from myself in some sort of way. It
was only fifteen dollars for the bloody thing, right, So
I was like, well, what's what's the point here? I
thought they were getting rid of those cheap ones. Well,
evidently they're just not selling them. Maybe that's okay, that's
a strategy. I was wondering, like, maybe that shops are
front for something else. And when I walked in there,

(36:52):
he's like, I forgot, we don't actually sell one, that's
not what's so.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
It's fifteen bucks as cheap as they get.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Oh, I can get them for about ten. Can you
get them for ten at the gas station?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:03):
So the gas station now just sells like those.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Mint thold and mint flavored ones. That's the legalization around
being able to sell them there. Yeah, the fruity ones
at gest stations, okay, And then you've got your vape stores,
which they have apparently said that they have to be
rechargeable and reusable.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
You can't have disposable vapes. Okay, that's kind of the
new law of that, right my eyes.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
Well, and actually, if you don't know the brand name
you're looking for, you're not allowed any of them apparently.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Oh they're right.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
Well that's what I found. I don't know if that's
the rule.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yeah, that's a slightly different thing. Okay, So the big
the big thac chuggers, you know, the big one that
looks like a rocket ship. How much is one of
those that you bet?

Speaker 6 (37:39):
I don't know what's I think they're around like one
hundred those ones, I think.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yeah, I mean maybe people listening right now three for
three if you're running a big fat lightsaber, Yeah, let
us know what that cost you. And how much does
it cost you per week on average to kind of
keep fueled up. I'd be fascinated to know. But the
kids can still get them for ten bucks, Yeah, of
course they can.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yeah. Okay, one of that was a disaster of a law,
wasn't it. How old your kids fourteen and twelve?

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Yeah, talk to them about it tonight.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah, they'll know more than we were, and I can
smell some mango smells coming up from them.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
You breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
You can give us a call anytime you like on
eight hundred Hydachie. We always like hearing from you, like
Andy has Good morning, Andy, how can we help you?

Speaker 8 (38:21):
Yeah? Morning, Hey, Just listen to your douche fluop chat.
I'm running a sort of a medium size and I've
seen about forty to fifty bucks a week on the juice. Yeah, okay, Andy,
I think sorry sounds sounds a bit fishy, like I
think you're getting a third part of influence there. You've
been told to give up the vape, haven't you. Yes,

(38:43):
it sounds similar to me.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Yeah, you're right, Andy, you are onto me there.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
So you're spending about forty to fifty bucks a week
on juice and then you've obviously bought the vape flat out.
How often would you say you're hanging out the back
of a vape?

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Andy?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Do you have to go out every ten minutes for
one or can you last a couple of hours?

Speaker 8 (39:00):
No longer felt the need to go out, And I
just sort of it runs off me like a chimney
This is the problem.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
Isn't it.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
And yet I've seen some people recently, Andy, who are
running a long sleeve shirt or long sleeve jersey and
it just sort of sticks on the back of the
jersey and they're just quietly sort of it so you
can't quite see it, and it's just it's just become
an extension of their of their clothing.

Speaker 8 (39:24):
Yeah, it's all come to a head now because my
ten year old daughter is telling me how much of
a loser I look.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Yes, this is an issue.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
That's powerful motivator. That's a powerful motivating factor.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
There.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Have you thought about giving it up, Andy, just out
of curiosity? No preasure for me, of course, But if
you thought.

Speaker 8 (39:38):
About giving it a crack every Sunday?

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Yeah, every Sunday. I know the feeling.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Well, okay, Well, good on the Andy, and best luck mate,
because it's going to be tough out there, I think.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
For all of us.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Thanks for your call, Andy, always good to hear from you.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
Powerful. So what did that help? Will hinder your quitting
experience there?

Speaker 3 (39:59):
That's yeah, I'm not too sure. Actually, it made me
feel like I feel like a vape.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
I do feel like a vight.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
But nah, she gonna get one after the shirt.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
No, don't you Dear Delly's holding one out there. Gee,
she goes an awful.

Speaker 6 (40:11):
I probably owe you one.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Actually, that's surrounding.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Us at breakfast already.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
I just even the ticks machine, Fellers, after we have
been discussing getting off the vape. Sorry, I know we're
gonna go to the news headlines here, but some people
are cracking me out. Don't be a bit, it's just
quit THEI.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, that helps.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
He's mes she seen train spotting. Lock him up in
a room to sweat it out until he sees babies
crawling on the roof. Oh you know, that is actually
kind of what I feel like day four And if
anyone's wondering, by the way, and hopefully I can hang
in there for the rest.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Of my life.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
There's been in a cold sweat this entire morning.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
I had the sweats all night last night, Fellas, if
I'm being honest, I probably only heard about three or
four hours of sleep.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
But look, only a week of it and then I'll
be off.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
I'm sure you'll be fine. This vapors chat's making this
as a text here on three for it three. This
vapors Chat's making me feel very good about myself having
never touched the digital Darry Kirk.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
Up powerful, that is the problem that you can do
it anywhere. That's how they get you.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Totally. This is the issue now and you literally can't.
And I think toilets have now become very very popular spots.
Never before have more people been in cubicles.

Speaker 6 (41:16):
Or directly outside the hierarchy studio.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Or directly inside the studio really also very popular.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
I was wondering why this Mike smelled funny?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Yeah, totally, Matt Goodness grews. Matt was vaping up a
storm over there.

Speaker 6 (41:30):
I've never seen someone pick it up like that, you know,
just out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
I know, well, he's a real enthusiast.

Speaker 6 (41:38):
Now it was like an intentional thing, like I might
hook myself on vapes if you don't mind.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah, he's not only vaping, he's chewing the gum and
he's whacking the patches as well.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Oh my god, the Acky Breakfast with Jeremy Wells a radio.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Can I tell you whether this morning on a hidocky
break There's Tuesday, the fifteenth of October twenty twenty four
for the South Island Meetwork and my nice. Stewart joins
us this morning morning.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
Great to be here, Fellers, thoroughly enjoying the show this morning.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
It's nice to have you with us. Minion mess she's
here as well.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Eight o'clock boys, Geez, some flies when you're having fun,
certainly does.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
It's been great. The America's Cup. I believe we are
four l now four nel.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
Yes, they had to have been one of the races yesterday,
made it up overnight and we won that one too.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
There we go.

Speaker 6 (42:20):
I haven't lost on yet, so four nel best of
first to seven, first two seven yet so we're over
halfway through. Yeah, although stranger things have happened in the
America's Cup.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Well, yesterday me she put the curse on it.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
Won.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
We basically one. We have one. I'll take you back
to eight nil. Yeah, when we were up eight neil
in San Francisco. Actually was it minus one at one
stage were we're our opposition was doctor. I'm pretty sure
they were minus one.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
It was something ridiculous and it was first to eleven, right,
and so then they turned I think it.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Was no, it was first to nine. Yeah, so it was,
but we needed to win one race and we just
sat there on eight forever and we couldn't get there,
so there overtook us and then they won.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
So let's not let's not start early crow and just yet.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yeah the Hurchy Breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
So New Zealand have gone up four nil and the
America's Cup over in back Elna.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
You don't want to jinx it just yet four nil.
I've just been saying anything could happen.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Good start, Mian, I RT start.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
A lot of work to do, yet not over, not
over by any stretch.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
It's not over until you cross that final finish line. Meshy.
I know you're already celebrating and getting out the dirts.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Yeah, I'm sure. I'm convinced that we're gonna win this one.
No worries, So I don't know what you guys are
stressing about.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Careful.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
I mean, I've recently cursed South Canterbury and the Heartland.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Jem. That's a good point.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
I'm aware of how easy it is to curse the team.
But mckaiva has been over there, Steph mcciva, he's been
the voice of sailing over there, and yesterday on the
Agenda podcast available We're all good podcasts. So Ge Lane
was how the hell did he get the gig? And
I said, well, to be fair, Lane, he's competing with
us who have commentated an entire replay as if it

(44:10):
was the final of the America's Cup.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
So are you Stephen mcciv's only competition. So it was
either going to be the ac Glay yeah and Heath
and Heath as a commentary team, or Stephen McIvor.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
Yeah, Well, I don't know. It's Petemont commentary still going round.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
He's not his best work anymore, Petemont commentary. He's getting
a little old.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
So so that's why I think mcciv has ended up
over there.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Okay, but he's running a weird thing with Ben Ainsley.
I mean, he's running a weird thing with a lot
of people. Steve McGough, I.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
Love Steve mccivor. I've worked with him a lot. He
can rub the odd person the odd person and if
they get it in the head that he's going to
rub them up the wrong way, it's it's too hard
to get out.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
And he's rubbed completely the wrong way. Yesterday he interviewed
in post race and this is what happened. Still believe
that you you're as close when it comes to performance,
because they get that feeling coming off your boat. Maybe
that's the key we commentate you and your mate. Okay,
I'll take that one of the chain of thanks buddy,

(45:16):
that's been going an effing winker.

Speaker 6 (45:19):
It was a hot mic situation. Yeah, can I can
I come to Maciva's defense here. I think what he
meant was it does look like you guys think you
were there with the performance. I just think he delivered
it weirdly.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
It was a rush delivery, wasn't it. I think in
the room, what do you think it was? Throwing a
bit of a digger at Angley?

Speaker 6 (45:40):
You think it was? I was trying to play devil's
advocate there on Maciva's behalf.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
I don't know. It was a It was a confused
line because it doesn't actually entirely make sense to me
you listen to it. But the vibe was.

Speaker 6 (45:52):
He's having a dig I thought so, yeah, And then
he caught him buddy.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
He did it didn't like being called buddy, I think,
quiet because they expected him to go, all right, mate, thanks,
but he didn't. But they kept his mic up waiting
for the thank you've been And then he said that's
when he said, you know, iffing wanker. But when you
hear it without the beep, it's not that offensive. I mean,
we have to beat it because it's twelve minutes past
eight in the morning and there'll be might be kids

(46:17):
in the car and they don't want to hear swearing.
But when I heard it, I was like, it was
quite it's quite quiet. He goes, he just goes iffing wanker.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
Yeah, like it was a throwaway sort of thing. Yeah,
So you didn't think that there was any bad blood there.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
No, I thought there was bad blood. I think he
thinks he's an effing winker. And then today there was
a I haven't heard this one yet, apparently this thing
another incident, been intense match race. What's the message of
the team right now?

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Yeah, well surprise I could talk to me about the
performance start off with. But yeah, that it was a
good race and they had a good start, got the
first crass, but yeah, that just going well, going really well.
And so I think for us it's a matter of
don try and figure out how we can make some
of these performance goings to take it to him.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
Oh, Bennie, we've all been drawing straws and paper scissors,
rocky mate to who was going to ask you? Ask
you the question?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Said I but ah, there we go. Okay, I know
this seemed to have made up. Yeah, it seemed to
have made up. And Stephen McIvor and he did a
good job of addressing it, did Ben Ainsley, you know,
it was just sort of saying like, look, let's address it.

Speaker 6 (47:24):
It happened, and then leave it for Maciva where he
was gonna twas the knife or not.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
I mean, to be fair to Ben Ainsley, he's running
the America's Cup. If he's worried about the post race
interviews with a low level New Zealand dude who's coming,
and then he's not focused on the right thing.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
They breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
I'm just talking about the latest allocation between Stephen mcciva
and Sir Ben Ainsleie. Steve mcciv asked the first question,
and then Glenn Eshby came in sick and there's a
number of texts have said that was Glenn Eshby your muppets,
So you know, we know the second part was when
actually listened to that audio, that was the first that
we'd heard of it live reaction. Yeah, but he's definitely

(48:06):
got under the skin. Stephen mcgiver of sy Ben Ainsley,
who is the skipper of Anios.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
Has he done the country a massive service? Is McIver
out there just doing a job for the nation? You
know he's gone over there and he's gone, how can
I contribute to New Zealand winning the America's Cup? And
he's gone.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
I know what to do? I ruck.

Speaker 6 (48:27):
And then put him off his game.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Well, you have met Steve mcgover, You've worked with Steve mcgiver,
and you know the man. You know the psychology. Is
that the kind of thing that Steve mcgivy would do
mind games? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (48:38):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
I call him mine games mcgiver for nothing, mine games mcgiver.

Speaker 6 (48:42):
Who will? He came into the producer booth one time
when I was working in the mainstream sporting media and
showed off as press up prowess or of the studio,
put his feet up against the door and then started
doing press up, showing me his new technique there. What
he didn't know was I had actually spilt a beer
on the floor right where he was doing his press ups,

(49:03):
and I don't know if that was a because he
was doing the night show and at that time the
Drive Show was on. I don't know if that was
a you know, was it a flex was he was
he showing off like, Hey, this is what's coming, so
get ready.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
What was he like in what was his new press
up thing that he was doing? What was it?

Speaker 6 (49:19):
It was anchoring your feet against the wall or door
so that it just would keep your form a bit stricter.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
I think.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Okay, I mean, are up a press up? It's hard
to reinvent the wheel. But he's thinking that if you
just leave your feet there, that you're going to get
a better stretch across the chest, is he?

Speaker 6 (49:34):
I think so? Yeah, it wasn't ef it to make
it harder for himself.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Right, Okay, how's his upper body looking, Stephen mcgach.

Speaker 6 (49:39):
Barrel chested, so it must be he might be working. Yeah,
he's got to catch the heats about him. Yeah, he
he's all all upper body.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Yep. He was an original Sky present to Stephen MacIvor.
I remember first watching him in nineteen ninety and he
didn't blink. He had a real possum and the headlights
vibe early days.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
But through the nineties.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Yeah, but I mean he's been he's been broadcasting our
thirty four years.

Speaker 6 (50:00):
Well he has. There's that famous clip of him and
at Nighteil who was doing the sideline commentary for the Warriors,
and he said, back to you in the studio, Steve,
and they crossed back to Steve mccaiver and he said
it's Stephen, not Steve. And if you want to work
here for any length of time, you'll do well to
remember that. Never saw Ant on the sidelines again. So

(50:22):
he holds a bit of sway. So I don't know
if my press up story is going to get me
taken off here, but it's not one to be trifled,
as Ben Ainsley's finding out over there in Batlona.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
The Hurchy Breakfast al Radio.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Hurdarchy used to be Meshy. You and I headed out
to Albany Stadium.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Oh that's right, We went out to North up A Stadium.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Any, Yeah, and and Ethan and Logan, who had won
our double team, the Hierarchy double team for Auckland FC,
faced off in goal against a couple of Auckland FC
strikers and attempted to save as many goals as they can.
They had five shots struck at them. And when I

(51:03):
say strike at them, they were coming at pace. Really,
Oh my.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
God, they're both in goal at the same time, right.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Yeah, yeah, that's right. So I can't even remember. So
a video is going to get released later today min
and then and same for the listener at home. Right now,
they'll be able to see it and it will make
far more sense. But what we witnessed, actually, Jerry was
even more extreme than I ever thought we might. I thought,
for some reason in my head that the Auckland FC
Strikers or those involved with this game might be nice.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
That was not the case, was it. No, that was
not the case at all.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
This season opener this weekend.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Of course, they got the Brisbane Raw at Mount Smart Stadium,
their first game as part of the A League. They
Maniah wanted to prove a point. They did not want
to be caught on camera missing appeal.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
This is the thing.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
It's a new club. They're all new players, like they've
all just been brought out. They don't want some Instagram
real gun round And this is preferion the owners or
the other players, Like did I see you miss four
shots wide of the goal for a promo the other day?

Speaker 7 (51:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Exactly, So they came out with the point to previously
they didn't they Jerry, we won't give away any spoilers maybe,
but it was a tough at the office for Logan Udneath.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
And you see, well Gemo and Max. So it's Max
Marta and Giemo May and Gimo played in Argentina. He
Gimmo absolutely, holy crap. You know when you watch football
on TV and you watch the penalties and you think, oh, yeah,

(52:28):
I could probably you'll see someone miss and you'll be like,
or someone saves the goalie saves it in the U
and I well, that was easy to save. You know,
it's going so much fun. It's like I think it's
similar to when you watch cricket on TV and you
see it from at the angle, from from behind the umpire,
looking down the pitch the ball. You can see the

(52:50):
ball from the hand, you see the line of the ball,
you can see it all the way and it doesn't
look that fast. And then you go to the ground
and you sit side on and you cannot see the
ball side on you. Even when you're watching the hand
of the bowl, you're like wow, and then it HiT's
the work at keepers cloves. It was like that. It
was so much faster than what I imagined it would
be like a couple of times and without giving the

(53:12):
whole thing away a couple of times. Poor old Ethan
and Logan. They didn't even move on.

Speaker 6 (53:17):
They didn't even didn't react, No, couldn't not say it, Yeah, well,
this doesn't even react. This was my theory, was trying
try and suck the kicker out so that you were
just standing in the way when it's you know, because
I don't think you're actually gonna leap.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
You would not want to beginning in the way of
this MANI you would have would have It would have
knocked you out if you got in the way of us.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
I just thought going into this day that there was
going to be a serious opportunity to win five thousand
dollars for these two kids. And they got lit up,
and they got lit up something else. It was the
pace of their ball with hitting the back of the
need a Jerry. I've never seen anything like that, but
as you see it, I think Max and GMO didn't.
They didn't want to look like idiots.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
They don't want that tape out there. I've got a
point to prove good signs for Allan DFC.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Yeah, good time. I'm going along Saturday. Anyone else going along?

Speaker 6 (54:04):
Album? Coming along over there as well. I'm going to
light a fleer stands, Yeah, set off a fleer Oh,
this is going to be exciting.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
The Breakfast with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Already it's eight thirty on the Hidacky Breakfast. Time for
your latest news headlines. A number of christ Church hospital
staff have been hospitalized after being exposed to fumes from construction.
On site. Radiology workers have suffered breathing problems, rashes and
headaches from a chemical used in nearby paint work.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
What do you know if you get hospitalized in a hospital,
if you're already there, how does that work?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
That's a good question. I mean, you could argue that
the radiology workers are already hospitalized.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
I would argue that, yeah, do they just go to
a different part of the hospital, different hospital.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
It's certainly not going to be in the radiology section.

Speaker 6 (54:51):
How do you hospitalize that which is already hospitalized.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
It's a good question. The cleanup continues around the site
of the sunken wreck of the Monowannu off the coast
of some War. A small amount of fuel is leaking
from the engine room much smaller.

Speaker 6 (55:06):
A small amount.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
I don't know, it's a small amount, and night it's
just a little amount.

Speaker 6 (55:10):
But a small amount of the total amount that's on board,
because that's still quite a lot.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
I mean, is it the kind of amount that when
you're refueling, you know your tender, your dingy tender, outdoor,
outboard motor, and a bit sort of seeps into the ocean.
Is that a small amount or is it more like
the entire tank is seeping out just very very slowly.

Speaker 6 (55:28):
I think it's closer to that.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
I think it's like someone says nine nine tons of
diesel on board or something, and they seem like too much.

Speaker 6 (55:38):
Nine thousand tons.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Or nine thousand liters nine tons, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (55:43):
They crashed into a reef, right, Yeah, So you know,
a small amount leaked out in the middle of the
ocean is one thing, But a small amount leaked directly
onto a marine reserved, it's a very different thing.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
And in sport, Team New Zealand's America's Cup defense continues
to strengthen off the coast of Barcelona. They have claimed
to a twenty three second win over Britannia to take
a full lead in the first to seven series.

Speaker 6 (56:05):
The mass She's saying, it's sewn up.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Oh, it's sewn up, fellas, just worry about it.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
He's saying it's in the back. He's saying, what could
possibly happen in the America's Cup in the next seven races.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
We've got my co over over there.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
He's in Ainsley's head, annoying that crap out of asy,
that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
The Breakfast on radio.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Earlier on we were talking about some issues that Mash
she's having in the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Yeah, I'm having some seasonal issues on no gents around
bedspreads and how many sheets I should be running at
this time of year. I'm finding it quite tough to
kind of juggle the temperatures going on at night.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Because currently you're running a thick winter douve correct and
no top.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Sheet, yeah correct, a bottom sheet, a bottom sheet, you
a fitted sheet and some mead cartons.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Yes, a mere cartains one of those mattress foam top
of things.

Speaker 6 (56:52):
Just topper, but not not a mattress protector. I think
there might be a mattress particulars a mattress protector as well.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
I've been quite fortunate I haven't really had to rely
on mattress protector. Lately, for whatever reason, I've been quite
fortunate in that area. But haven't wet the bed recently,
not recently.

Speaker 6 (57:07):
Not.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
No fire trucking recently, No fire trucking recently.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Look up in the eye, I keep that out of
the bed.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Jeri, Look me in the eye. Tell me you haven't been.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
There's been no fire trucking in the bed.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Okay, good boy, I believe you. Thank you, Jerry.

Speaker 6 (57:18):
And just to catch everyone else up to speed, then
we go mattress, then we go bed base.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Yes, yeah, that's where I'm sitting right now. And I'm
saying that I'm finding it a little bit tough because
there is a strong variance in temperatures at night here
in Auckland at the moment, and there's a bigger boy.
I'm just sweating some nights, freezing other nights, and I don't.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Know what to do.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
So I was looking at you guys for some help.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
You.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Yeah, Well, the other thing is you've got you know,
in terms of sleeping, you've got the consideration of sleeping
with a partner. Yes, and you are sleeping with a
partner currently, mesh some nights. Yeah, And then that's a
whole another depending on how your partners runs hot or cold.

Speaker 6 (57:54):
Because for me, I've been running the air con and
I like to sleep in a fridge. Yes, and I'll
notice that I'll wake up in the middle of the
night and my miss is just like snuggled up. She's
got all of the blankets freezing to death.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
How old would you say your heat pumpers on?

Speaker 4 (58:08):
You know, like the number eight on No.

Speaker 6 (58:11):
Twenty, I will go down to eighteen. Yeah, a flift unaccompanied,
do you, I'll drop it down to eighteen.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
You'd like to operate in an eighteen?

Speaker 6 (58:17):
I'd like to operate on at eighteen, but you probably
keep it around a twenty twenty one week and I'll
put it on the on the quiet mode as well,
which I don't think pump's quite as much coolier out.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
How considerate of you, that's just how considerate you put
it on quiet mode.

Speaker 6 (58:30):
Well, it's a key to a long and healthy relationship, Jerry,
I find.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Yeah, you grew up in the South Island, so you're
like a cold night.

Speaker 6 (58:37):
Yes, and in fact, I can't sleep when it's too warm.
That was the first thing I did when moved up
here is get that eck on thing in there, crank
it down until the cup beside my bed has a
thin layer of frost on top of it, and I'm out.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Did you sleep at the window open? If you considered that, I.

Speaker 6 (58:52):
Would, But the bugs come in at that point, and
that's another consideration. We woke up one night and had
a wetter on the bed, so that was the end
of that was the end of the windows burn open.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
It's the last thing you want.

Speaker 6 (59:03):
These are the considerations mash you that you've got to
take on board.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
I feel like I'm still not really getting any answers
around how to fix this issue that I've got do.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
I just have to put up with it for the
next couple of months.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
I suppose this is a difficult season to work inside
of the main thing is you've got sheets that breathe.
I think that's important. I've got a configuration which I'll
run you through after the break, which I think is
going to help you because I think you've got to
think configurations. You've got to think fabrics is crucial, okay,
because if you're running an a combination and beard with

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someone else, you've also got to consider their temperature as well.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Ok I can we have no mention of anything around
Egyptian cotton. I don't want to hear any Egyptian anything
about now.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
I'm not running, not into race based linen.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
Okay, what about three count?

Speaker 1 (59:49):
No, I'm not going to talk you three count think
about that. I just I'm going to be talking fabrics
in terms of stick to just cottons, your wills, your linens,
et cetera, and how many layers you need moving forward. Geez,
I look forward.

Speaker 9 (01:00:01):
To this the hood at breakfast with Jeremy Wells Already
last night, at about a quarter to ten, I got
a text from Meshy and it said I need to
talk about my issues in the bedroom, and I thought
that will make an interesting break to me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
I said, I need to talk to you about my
linen assues that I'm having because I cannot figure out
how to get the configuration right man on my sheet.

Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
And just to catch everyone up with going bid based
mattress into a topper, we've got a bottom sheet, no
top sheet, no douve with a douve cover that gets
washed probably once a quarter.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
I'd say that's fair.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Unfortunately, I'd say that's fair.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Yeah. So neither of you guys are running a top sheet. No,
I am. You're running a top sheet. Are you living
with your partner? Mini? Okay, before you lived with your partner,
were you running a top sheet?

Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
Absolutely not, because dudes are fine with it. We don't care.
We'll just hop straight in that thing. And it's just
the top sheet is just something that gets tangled up.
But what I what I didn't realize at that time,
was what it's actually doing is protecting the doubak overpants, right, Maggie,
that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
I've been considering changing to a top sheet because people
have also said that it actually calls you at top
sheet can call you down quite nicely as well at
night because it stays nice and cool.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Well depending on the configuration, but definitely easier to wash
because you can just wash the top sheet in the
bottom sheet cases and then you're away laughing.

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
I think the cooling you down thing people are conflating,
you know, when you get into bed and the sheets
are cool. Yeah, that's nice, But I don't think it
cools you down.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Straight Okay, it should actually probably hit you up because
it's another layer.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
For Jerry, are you running a top sheet on your bit?

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
I'm running a top sheet, and I never used to
growing up. And then as soon as I moved in
with toll c bomb top sheet straight away.

Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
Because there was a text can three on three four
eight three. Oh my god, when do you boys graduate
two top sheets?

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Yeah, it's when you move in with your partner's if
it's a female, That's exactly how it works.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
I've got my girlfriend moving in January next year, January
February ish thing, we're thinking about it moving in together,
So you think that might be the get get the
top sheet for me in my room.

Speaker 6 (01:02:01):
I'd even get a head start on it now and
acclimatize to the top sheet.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Get used to it being tangled up around your feet. Yeah,
at certain times.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
See, I hate the idea of that. That's why I
got rid of it in the first place. I think
my parents raised me on the top sheet, and then
I ditched it at university for obvious reasons.

Speaker 6 (01:02:17):
Wend yourself off.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
And then now I'm going to come back to it.
But I hate the idea of it being crankled up
down and.

Speaker 6 (01:02:23):
Then it will be pulled over to your side, but
the dove will be pulled over the other side.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
This upsets me.

Speaker 6 (01:02:28):
Wrapped around your neck.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
So at the moment you're running, you're running, you're going
too hot at the moment. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
I'm running pretty hid at the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Okay. Can I suggest to you this configuration is bottom
sheet obviously, but let's not forget about them. Let's let's
think about what's above the body. Okay, because the bottom
sheet I'm not interested in what's happening under there for
you masshit, it's disgusting. So above that, I would go
top sheet. Okay, cotton top sheet, cotton top sheet.

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
Would you go linen?

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Potentially linen, but lenen or cotton something that breedsky? Next,
I would go, do they cover with nothing in it? Oh,
but it's the double. It'll be double because it's you know,
it's two layers of cotton and the douve cover. Yes,
when it's got nothing in it, So go dove cover
with nothing in it, and then woolen blanket over the

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top of that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
Oh see, I'd go woolen blanket, then dove cover on top.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 6 (01:03:21):
Because the dove cover looks nicer. So if you're just
using the douve cup, you're just using that for warmth
at that point, it's not a cover of anything just
for warmth.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
But with that, with that woolen layer on the top,
that means that you will keep in the heat that
you need to keep in, but any excess heat will
also be able to breathe its way out.

Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
I've always been of the understanding that the wool goes
closest to the body where possible.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
If it's weird, yeah, one hundred, But you're not winning
a bit at the moment, are you're measuring?

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Not, But why don't you just get rid of the
wall and then just put a douvet in it and
your dove and then you've got the same amount of
layers and great points well, and that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Doesn't breathe the same way. Douvets don't breathe like.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Woll Okay, we have had a few take section going
three for three saying maybe we should think about it
being a woolen duvet. I have never used a wool
and duvot, But any of you boys running a wollen duvo.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
No, have you ever had one? Well? No, just just
the woolen blanket.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
Yeah, yeah, I know you're swear by the wood and blanket.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
A wall and blanket. There's a lot to be said
for the woolen blanket.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
Okay, all right, it's a.

Speaker 6 (01:04:13):
Great fiber wall. You know, the war's over, Jerry, You
don't need to.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
They always do feel a little bit warl like, don't they.

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