Getting Sexy In A Kmart - The Radio Highlights June 6

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
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(00:42):
and our beloved Am Battler's What a show we have
for you today for Thursday, the sixth of Bloody June.
I believe. Oh my god, Mashy.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah, I tell you what I love. Coming up today, mate,
let's have a chat about state of origin last night?
Did you stay up for that? By chance?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I was up. I was up working on a television
show till about eleven o five, and I came and
I was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna ease into oh,
but then I just fell asleep.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Yep, that's no, that's I think We've been to a
lot of people, especially New South Wales fans out there,
getting an absolute hiding last night. Also, we're going to
talk about the kmart store that had some oh to
cut to the chase and pornography played over it last night.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I can't happen to anyone. I don't know the details
of the story, but it could be a bluetooth connecting to
the wrong Yuwie boom situation. We'll look into that.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
And also, forty three million dollars did not go last night, Daddy.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah, it did not go.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
So we did a podcast yesterday, didn't we Meshy not
just spoke on what to do if you don't win
lotto and how to deal with it. Well, everyone didn't
win lotto yesterday. We said that some people listening that
aren't gonna win, and everyone didn't win. But that means
a jackpot's to fifty million dollars and it'll be even bigger,
which is odd. We were talking about this mint where
that people like, twenty million not worth my time? Yeah,

(01:53):
forty three million, yeah yeah, but I took it forty
three million. Fifty million people are going to go crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
And also, did you feel the earthquake rotetreu last night?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I did not feel the earthquake and rotre last night.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Two, nineteen AM five point one. I hope everyone's okay.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
All right, The Matt and Jerry Show, The.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Mat and Jury Show without Jerry this week, all right, Matty.
Last night a Loto powerball forty three million dollars in
it did not go to anyone.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Didn't get it. No one got it. So it rolls
over to a mass of fifty million dollars, which must
be one, and that equals the biggest draw ever a million.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah, the dates here August twenty twenty we had a
fifty MILLI as well, and then feb twenty twenty we
also had a fifty mil but since that there's been
nothing even close to it.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, August twenty twenty to fifty million went. I did
it and it went in ten ways, so ten winners
of five million each. So that'd be an interesting expect
experience because you would see that you'd won, and you go,
I've got fifty million, and then you find out you've
got five million. Are you the gond of person that
goes I've got five million, audio I must down on
forty five million. It'd be interesting to see how you

(02:58):
looked at that.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
It'd be hard not to be class half empty.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
About that, I think, yeah, which would be totally wrong
because before you win in you'd go to take five million.
But last night's numbers were to do it really old school.
I remember when people used to do this. This is good.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, I'm into this.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
If you've got your little ticket on you which no
one has, get it out, get.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
It out and get the pin out and start circling.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay, here we gay last night's numbers. We're thirteen, yep, fifteen.
I don't have that, two Little ducks, twenty two, p
and your pants, twenty three, thirty three P and your pants.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
No, I don't know if pen your pants is quite
I don't know. The name rhymes with twenty three and
thirty three and two.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
So thirteen, fifteen, twenty two, twenty three, thirty three and
two and the bonus ball was thirty two and the
power ball was thirty three.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
So no one had that.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (03:45):
What does someone have to have all of those numbers
to be able to win?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Forty three million, okay.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
But you got to say the bunch you got a
thirteen and fifteen, you've got a twenty two and twenty three,
you've got a two and a three. Oh yeah, I
got a thirty two and a thirty three three. They're
bunched bunch numbers. A statement from LOTO says, under load
of New Zealand game rules, if the jackpot riches fifty million,
it can't roll over and it must be one drawer
must be held on the next draw date, which is

(04:11):
this a Saturday. If no single ticket wins Powerball Division
on Saturday, the prize pool will roll down to the
next highest division winners. The biggest winner last night was
one hundred and sixty six thousand, six hundred and sixty
seven dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh, there you go.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Six people won that.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Six people had to share that.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Today we were sharing a first division of one million.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Oh sorry forgiving.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
They're not the Powerball. The six winning tickets were sold
at New World fung A Puda. There was one in
East Ridge in Auckland, Yeah, Papacuda, Nice, Drury Lane, Yeah, Bayfair,
Mount Monganui. Oh, and then in bad Plany that was
on the app. That one. Oh there you go, only
one on the app. All right, I kind of feel

(04:51):
like you don't win on the app, but someone has
one on the app. Anyway, fifty million dollars and I
guess your odds are higher, aren't they? Well consider high
because it keeps going down division still. Someone once, which
is I guess why it sometimes gets divided in ten.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
But I hadn't really thought about it like that before.
Ye I suppose it is our works, But.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yes, I said before listening to the Mett and Jerry
Bespoke podcast yesterday where we delve into how you can
deal with failure and lotto, which is almost certain for.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
Everyone listening the Matt and Jerry Show last night.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Game one of stated origin happened across there in Sydney
and this is how things ended up, according to Die
Henwood live on Skytsport nine.

Speaker 7 (05:31):
With the ACC's five seconds left on the clock, he
boots it over and then all she wrote at Home
Bush Stadium, you can see the fans have already emptied
out pretty much. The Queensland camp will be extremely heavy.
Philly Slater has coached this team.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Well absolutely smoked in thirty eight ten, didn't they? Oh
you're what? Did you stay up and watch it? MESHI
I started up the.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
First hit up saw to about ten minutes past ten.
We rees Walsh got it absolutely smoked with a historical
binning early on, seven minutes into the game, New South
Wales lost a man for the rest of the match. Yeah,
res Welsh had to go off with a dangerous head.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Not well, that's gonna that's gonna make a big difference
of the game, isn't it? Only playing with twelve A real.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Good trailer is what you'd call it. So having a
look at some of the numbers here. Last night Queensland
defered New South Wales thirty eight points to ten. If
you did miss it, the Blues came out with a
clear plan to target the Queensland fallback. He got hit early,
a couple of hits. Actually there was a couple of
late tackles and some cacks and they were trying to
I don't know, is it a slightly more underdog tactic
to kind of grub some people up. Yeah right, maybe

(06:38):
it's what the New South Wales boys were doing anyway,
and fair play to them. The Blues are now up
against it with the series heading to Melbourne for Game two,
then Game three and Brizzy meaning they effectively need to
win two games away to write a series of State
of Origin.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Okay, and the question for me, what does this mean
for the Warriors this weekend. Doesn't mean it doesn't No
one's no one it's going to be shagged, No one's
going to be injured. It doesn't affect us at all,
doesn't No, not really.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
I think we're going to be okay. And of course
about as we touched on yesterday, seven men back for
the Wise this weekend, so we should be fingers crossed.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
All good?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, I mean, can we still don't have Shawney j back? No,
we don't have and we still don't have Artis back.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
No, she won't have artist, but we've we've.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Got Adam Vanua Blake back, Yes we do. Wade Egan's back. Yeah,
we've got all those boys back. Sharans do you message?
Did you mention Shan Sharns He's back? Love me a
bit of Shans.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
The Madden Jerry Show with Massy and Jeremy Wells available
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Speaker 1 (07:35):
On radio It's six thirty two and these are your
radio Hodaki news headlines with Ruder.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
Last year's election results could have been different if allegations
that data that was used by Tapati Marti to help
their election chances are found to be true to PARTI
Maori won the Tammocky Makoto Electric by just forty two votes.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
This is one of the biggest stories and I think
democratic history in New Zealand I must will be really phenomenal.
The accusation is using census information to then target target
for votes, go directly to people, which is so freaking illegal. Boy,

(08:16):
that is going to be a big, big story going forward.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
So what happens now is the idea that people have
a look into Yeah, until the census data itself for
or just how it was gone. Man, there's going to
be a lot, a lot of things to figure out.
But they are going to have to figure it out
because these allegations are well.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
That's people that we're working at the Maraia that say
that they've got allegations that they were looking at the
census information and then directly targeting people. And there's this
really interesting footage of Jack Tame going, oh my god,
all the special votes have just gone phenomenally one way
and it's only forty two votes. So watch that space

(08:54):
for big buddy story coming up.

Speaker 8 (08:57):
Fifty million dollars must be won this Saturday after Atto
failed to strike last night. Under New Zealand Lotteries rules.
Fifty million dollars is the cap, and if no single
ticket wins first Division, the prize pool rolls down to
the next winner or winners.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
While we're talking about this systety on the Daily Bespoke podcast,
how to deal with losing lotto because most people do,
very few people won it? How did you feel rude
because you had some big dreams. You have big dreams
for that money, didn't you have big plans? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (09:24):
Well I looked up on the lot of app how
my ticket even? And then I remembered I didn't buy
a toe yep, okay, so my dreams were absolutely.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
You've got no one but yourself to blame their MESHI.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
But yeah, no, I was gutted last night. I suppose
there's no real difference between no one winning and one
person winning. Now I think about it, most people have
woken up wanting to feel in the same way.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
So do you think no one want it? So I'm
still in for the fifty million.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
That's exactly how I feel. And I will go and
buy another ticket, and I'm still planned to buy the
deston Martin off Great South Road on Saturday morning.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I'd beautiful and the Bentley, Yeah, and the Bentley just
up up up from.

Speaker 8 (09:54):
That and a thirty eight to ten triumph for Queensland
over in New South Wales, in the state of origin,
Opener and Sydney last night.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
As anyone, you know, we used to love Rees Foalsh,
it's all used to talk about. We were totally loved him.
I mean, he pretty much got murdered last night on
early on.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
The seven minutes into the game he got murdered.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
But you know in that, you know, you know, when
he was involved in knocking the Warriors out last year.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
I don't even get me started.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
It's amazing how much yeah before part, It's amazing how
much everything I loved about him when he played for
the Warriors was everything I hated about him, you know,
when he wasn't playing for the Warriors. But I would
not wish that on anyone. You would not wish.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Sport is just unbeaten always have a place in our
world is because emotions like that. You're right, man, we
love that boy. On the come up. We were so
into him. Beautiful eyes and then all of a sudden,
those beautiful eyes and then begging on the goldie.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, it sounds like the best of us.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
I mean, these are some of the bitter times we've
had with Rugby Lego for a few years.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (10:57):
Absolutely, Oh he's going to he's not allowed to play
for two weeks.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
So brutal the Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Alright, mate, it as time for.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
The wonderful world of sixty noises.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Over the speakers at kmarts.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh we didn't know, No, that was me. I normally
do that, but Jerry's away, so you do that.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
You chucked that into autopilot there. That was nice, of
course Jerry usually does to the story and then you
to read that bit out there.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
We actually harmondized over there was sixty noises over the
speakers came whe anyway. Two shoppers claim they were stunned
to hear porn like soft moaning playing through speakers at
a large retail store and Doadong Oh. Mary Warring said
she was browsing in the industrial clothing area how with
her partner at Kmart and Bethlehem between two pm and

(11:49):
three pm on Sunday when sounds playing from the speaker
system stopped them in their tracks. This is what she said.
I heard the sound of soft female moment coming from somewhere.
Then it stopped.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
All right, it takes one to no one there, Mary Warring, Yeah, yeah,
she was very familiar with that. Mary from Bethlehem.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
First of all, Yeah, anyway, where's bloody Joseph?

Speaker 2 (12:13):
What did she have to say?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
A short term? A short time later, maybe one minute.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
I don't think she was moaning.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I think okay, yeah, it started again, this time with
a little more intensity. Well, she's really Mary from Bethlehem
is really giving the details. It was one hundred percent
sexual female noises. It didn't sound like exaggerated poorn. Sounded
like legit, a girl having a good time.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
But are they.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Suggesting there, yes, are they suggesting that an internal sound
system had caught some people making love in the storeroom
or something.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
It sounds like Mary from Bethlehem might be suggesting that.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Her partner also confirmed that he heard it. I started
laughing and had it to the speaker asle thinking someone
was playing a prank. The sound was coming from overhead.
I locked eyes with another shopper who looked absolutely horrified
it was I mean, yeah, he was oddly horrified. I mean,
were these puritans, I guess Mary from Bethleingham Bethleingham is

(13:08):
a very religious place. But were these Puritans that are
horrified that they're hearing sexual noises rather than entertained or
find it funny.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
I will say this really quickly though, as it's more
jarring Mary from Bethlehem's defense, It is more jarring to
hear love making sounds that sound a little bit more
real than like comedic type effects coming through the loudspeaker.
Like it really does sound like Mary from Bethlehem thinks
that people were making love in the back room of
kmart and the speaker has been turned on for whatever reason.
I don't know that the elbows bumped up against it

(13:36):
in the midst of getting hot and stem I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, When they headed to the checkout, Warring said, she
asked one of the staff members was that porn playing
of the speaker? Straight up question? She said they weren't
sure what had happened.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
To know.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
The shift manager came up Bethlehem saw said, I'm not
going to comment on that. I am I'm not going
to comment on that.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
I want to have a harder look at this store manager.
I think the store manager. Do we have a name
for the store manager? No, we don't know, we don't.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Officials in Australia said it could not make a statement
at this time, okay, looking into it, So they took
it all the way to Stralia. That's how weird humans are.
They didn't hear anything. They just heard the sounds of
someone enjoying themselves sexually. It goes all the way to
management in Australia.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
No, Mary from Bithelhelm wants a management in Australia a
good hard look at this. If she ever goes into
came out again for a late night shop, the last
thing she needs is someone softly making love over the intercom.
But bless poor old Mary from Bethlehm. If that was
you last night, you came up making love, get in touch.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, if you heard it, you heard those sixty sounds,
I'd love to hear from you.

Speaker 8 (14:56):
And Jerry Jarrett, Jerry's and Jerry Matt and Jerry that's,
and Jerry that's and Jerry Maten.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Jerry come on the Rugby MATANGERI. Yeah, but there's no
Jerry today. He's away shooting task Masters. So it's me
and Meshi and Ruder and Studio B and it's all
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Speaker 4 (15:21):
Oh I remember, I got so much going on, especially
in the next hour. Up next, we're gonna have a
chance to die. He knew it about a very exciting
thing we're doing here Radio haddeck. You can also sneak
in a little bit of State of O chat. Yeah,
later on we're gonna have a chat to Jeff Wilson.
He's bringing in the Super Rugby trophy and not one
hundred percent sure why or why he's managed to get
his hands on that.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, he's walking around with that. I'm bag fan of
Jeff Wilson, and I'll tell you who will be disappointed
he's not here, Jeremy, because of course he's been going
on and on about that nineteen ninety eight Super Rugby
semi final between the Blues and the Highlanders. Of course,
Jeff Wilson was the biggest tri score in nineteen ninety eight,
and Jeremy, he just reckons nineteen ninety eight was the

(15:58):
peak of super rugby, into of pace and skill and
violence and rucking and such. So, Jerry, so we'll have
to ask some questions. We'll have to punish Jeff Wilson
just a little bit about nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 6 (16:10):
And Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
A radio June is beow Cancer Awareness Month medie and
once again we've teamed up with bel Canson, New Zealand
and Cotton Soft to raise a crap load of awareness
and a load of cash for Bowl Canson New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
That's right, Mashi Day and Lou Number two is all
about the shits and giggles. It's on Wednesday, twenty sixth
of June from six am to six pm. We're spending
twelve hours broadcasting from the Bog, the Empire, Tavern and Auckland,
and every hour we're replacing a commercial break with comedic
break featuring a whole bunch of our funniest friends. It
will be twelve hours of funny from the Duney and

(16:46):
aid of a very important cause. Die Hendwood, best buddy
of the Matt and Jerry Show, joins us. Now you
are a massive reason why we started doing this, so
first and foremost, thank you for joining us on this
for another year.

Speaker 9 (16:59):
Die. It's absolutely it's a pleasure, mate. It was I'll
tell you what why this is so important.

Speaker 10 (17:07):
You know.

Speaker 9 (17:07):
After that last one, we had a lovely little chat
sitting on some beautiful porcelain had the Empire there, and
I got contacted by a guy who he was a farmer,
and he said he had heard us having a chat,
and he went and got a colonoscopy, right yeah, and
they said he had like a pre cancerous pollot. So

(17:29):
he said if he had left in another six months,
it would have been actual cancer. So I mean the
fact that Hodak you're doing it, it's awesome and it's
primo that could have.

Speaker 11 (17:39):
A bit of fun with it as well.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, I mean just one person, even just one person
doing that, And of course the key symptoms to look
out for bleeding from the bottom, reckt or bleeding. I
wrote a song about this last year, and I'm going
to work on it. I might get I haven't thought
about that song in a while.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Do I have my sister, you and.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Me die We sang it on stage.

Speaker 9 (17:58):
It was quite It was quite an emotional song.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
The rectum check it out. Check it out. Severe and
persistent periodic abdominal pain check it out. A lumper, a mess,
and your evident tiredness and loss of weight for no
reason check it out.

Speaker 9 (18:18):
And it's pretty easy to do screening these days. I
imagine beal cancer will have all the information there on
the day and we'll just be spreading the word and
having a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah. So Mike Lane, he went in for a check
yesterday and and of course is the moment where you
he actually sent me some.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Audio pre don't play this again, pree.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
And this is this is once all the laxatives have
been taken. So this is him as last movement before
the colonoscopy. So if we're just listening here, ok.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah, Die, how do you feel about that? Do you
think everything's on track there?

Speaker 9 (18:58):
For Julane it sounds it sounds more like New South
Wales performance.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
We'll be honest, we have to talk about that.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
So they stayed up late last night commentating for the
ACC No doubt you didn't get to be until about
three am, knowing you were adrenaline in the way that
that functions. What did you make of the game last night?

Speaker 9 (19:18):
It was it was a bit of a leaddown, to
be honest. There's always a let down when someone gets
sent off so early. But it was such a brutal
shot on Reese wolf, so I had to they had
to send them off. And New South Wales was so
clunky an attack. They didn't really offer anything and Queensland
just did what they do. They always squeak out the

(19:39):
wind as there have been Hurley he is just crowing.
He's a full two headed Queenslander. And me and the
me and the pantsman.

Speaker 11 (19:50):
It was just it was.

Speaker 9 (19:51):
It was sad times. But I can't actually see what
New South Wales are going to do. They're probably going
to maybe change their halves, getting a heinds out, bring
Mitchell Moses in. There'll been seeing see if Todesco stays
at the back. But yeah, I barely got to watch
the game three more times when I got home before
he goes cool.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
And Reese Welsh, our ex beloved what state is he in?

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Well?

Speaker 9 (20:17):
He weirdly they said he passed his HIA, his head
injury assessment, but he got ruled out because it just
looked so full on. I listened to an interview with
him after the game and they said did.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
You remember what happened?

Speaker 9 (20:32):
And he went yeah, yeah, and they went what happened
and he went, oh yeah, oh.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Well good on you dive, thank you for joining us mate,
and thank you for being involved and Dan Lou number
two look forward to getting stuck into that on the
twenty sixth of June. Of course, although listening at home,
you can make an instant three dollar donation by texting
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and take here mate.

Speaker 9 (20:56):
Thanks you boys for doing the good work.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Take care on you mate, Right the.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
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Speaker 4 (21:03):
June medi is Bow Cancer Awareness Month, which holds a
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Speaker 1 (21:15):
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and giggles. It's on Wednesday, twenty sixth of June from
six am to six pm. We're spending twelve hours broadcasting
from the Bog at the Empire taven in Auckland, and
every hour we're replacing a commercial break with a comedic
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Speaker 12 (21:52):
Good morning, welcome along to the Madden Jerry Show live
this morning from the Empire teven the year said is
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And I'm sitting on this toilet right now, man, and
you'd have to say, she's reasonably chilly.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
It's nice, comfy.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
I'm looking forward to It's gonna be good day.

Speaker 12 (22:09):
What you might not know about one of our greatest
dead of yachtsmen is his private and courageous fight with
bow cancer. Please welcome to the Mountain Jerry Show Dean
Barker live from Greece.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
When did you discover that you had bow cancer?

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (22:22):
Well, there was all a bit of a Shockcash. I
was feeling something wasn't quite right and.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Had a bit of blood on the stool.

Speaker 11 (22:27):
The team doctor sort have encouraged me to go and
get some chefs and it sort of started a bit
of a chain of events and the notary fortunate because
it was identified early. Yeah, nice to be able to
sort of live and find another day.

Speaker 12 (22:38):
Also, you can text lou to three four nine three
to make an instant three dollars donation to bow Cancer
New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Have you made your donation yet? You do it on
a work phone and your bosses pay for it.

Speaker 12 (22:49):
I made six donations yesterday. Victoria Thompson from Bow Cancer
New Zealand. What are the signs to be concerned about
in terms of bow cancer.

Speaker 13 (22:58):
One of the things is a change in your normal.
So knowing your normal is really important. So that's either
more frequently or less frequently, or it just feels like
it's not emptying properly, so you always feel like you
go to the toilet and then it's like I still
need to go. It's not quite finished yet.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Talk to the size of the problem in New Zealand
around beow cancer.

Speaker 13 (23:17):
The numbers are quite frightening. We have about thirty four
hundred people every year being diagnosed, Somewhere round about thirteen
hundred will die. Just over one hundred a month are
dying from bow cancer.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
See here.

Speaker 12 (23:29):
Glane joins us.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Now, Glane, you've had your battle with cancer, and it
was more upstairs.

Speaker 14 (23:34):
It was right between my eyes, a form of skin
cancer that got into my skull in the middle of
my head, which resulted in three meals taken off my
skull and a thirty centimeter hole in my head.

Speaker 12 (23:44):
Yours was interesting, wasn't it, Because initially you thought you
were potentially just growing a horn in the front of
your head.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
I thought it was a cyst.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
It was a tiny lump under my skin.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
It wasn't even a mole.

Speaker 14 (23:52):
Yeah, And my daughter accused me of growing a unicorn horn.
I could deal with it because I could see it,
whereas things like bow cancer and in two only freaks
me out a little bit. You know, I think people should.
I check mine out thoroughly everyone. I take photos and
I show you guys, Could you.

Speaker 12 (24:06):
Just check yours out a little bit less, Like I
don't need to see pictures of every single still you
ever create.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Die Henwood, Good morning, Die Die. You've just come out
of another punishing session of chemo.

Speaker 15 (24:18):
For people that don't know, I have a stage four
incurable bowel cancer that has sort of moved. If people
don't know how cancer works, it moves throughout the body.
So I have bowl cancer, but not in my bow
because I've got rid of it in my bow and
my liver. I only have bow cancer in my lungs.
Awareness and getting checked is so key.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
I mean, I'm just reading across here on a billboard.

Speaker 12 (24:40):
Bow cancer is curable and more than ninety percent of
cases if caught early.

Speaker 15 (24:44):
I was talking to a colonoscopy professional. He was saying,
if he gave everyone who is thirty a colonoscopy, they
will get rid of ninety nine percent of bowl cancer.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
I thank so much for joining us.

Speaker 12 (24:57):
Your story is an inspirational story, your treasure.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
So thank you so much.

Speaker 15 (25:02):
And also to anyone out there who has just got
checked and has got a sad diagnosis that they're dealing with.
You're living with cancer, don't sign off, mate. You know
there's plenty of life every day that you're taking a
breath and having a smile. You're living through it, and
so do enjoy what you where you can.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
What do you do? Man?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, I'm just working on a song to raise awenness
for bell can't SENSI.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Okay, So where have you got to so far?

Speaker 1 (25:26):
If you bleeding from your rectum? Check it out? Check
it out. A change in your bell movements, check it out.
Check it out.

Speaker 16 (25:38):
Severe and persistent abdominal pain, check it out.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Check it out.

Speaker 16 (25:44):
Get to your GP and check it out. Check it out.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Everyone.

Speaker 16 (25:49):
If you're bleeding from your rectum, check it out.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Check it out.

Speaker 16 (25:55):
If you're bleeding from your buttle, check it out. Check
it out. If you're breeding from urinus, check it out,
check it check it out.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Ruda has sing that one this year.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Oh there's that song we were talking about, but pek God,
feel good to hear that and again. Yeah, you can
get involved by texting Lou to three double seven nine.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Make a three dollars donation or go to day in
lou dot co dot in Z's and twenty sixth of June.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
We'll be on the Loo all day and Matt and
Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
So early in the show we received this communicate on
three four eight three would it kill the magic musician
A dot Uda? I think that means Ruda, yep, to
make a tune for when Jerry is a way okay, okay,
and Ruda in the Great New Zealand is has been beavering,

(26:59):
absolutely beevering away in Studio B. And this is what
he's come up with he's alway.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
So you get Matt Dan Mashie ruder reading headlines on
the whole racky Mashie sending text to his partner told, see,
Jerry's not here, so he must be the busy Who
the hell's going to buy our coffee?

Speaker 17 (27:21):
Will it kill us to get Hillary Barry irrelevant since
he was twenty networth off the shows. I swept down
plenty jerous way. Jerry's away, Jerry's away now, Jerry's way,
Jerry's away, Jerry's away now, Jerry's way, Jerry's away, Jerry's
away now, can't tell Cherry or mashy Ah.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
There you go. Yeah, I mean to be fair, there's
a lot of stuff going on in there. First for
half an hour Roader, that's very impressive, mate.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
And you put that together and it's through the network
of the show has massively decreased without Jeremy and the room.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
And in your defense matter you did buy the coffees
for the show yesterday with you mentioned in there that
Jerry often does because you had a massive thing for
the two people that used to work at coffee shop
across the road. Not at the point.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, so curious was sort of running this line that
I'm a great guy and buying everyone coffee and I'm
finally giving something back. The man that's taken so much
was giving so much back. We was actually heading over
there to pest one of the young lady working at
the coffee shop. Ah, disgusting. And Matt and Jerry show
it is seven thirty one, and this is your radio

(28:25):
heard Aki highlights with Ruder. Oh sorry, headlines. There we go,
there we go highlights. Take it, okay, Ruder, We'll go again.
It is seven thirty one and these are you're in
radio heard ache news headlines with Ruder.

Speaker 8 (28:40):
Concerns that proposed changes to the Holiday Act will force
more people to go into work.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Sick.

Speaker 8 (28:45):
The government's drafting legislation which would move annually from an
entitlement system to in a cruel system, and.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
It would force people to go into work sick. Oh,
I see what they're saying. I don't understand that, Brutta,
what's what's coming.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
It's so much easier when Jerry and that seeks so
we can just attack him for some kind of weird headline.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
You can attack man who has the concerns. Are they
you personally you've got the concerns, concerns that proposed changes
to their Hot Holidays Act will force more people to
go into work sick. Is that is that I don't
quite understand it. But now there's some people that have
there's a certain amount of sick days you have in
a year, and there in some people, some people suspiciously

(29:23):
take exactly their number of sick days that they are
allocated to them.

Speaker 8 (29:27):
Look, I think if you're going to go really deep
into this, the fact that now you can have pseudo
eff during quadrell again soldier and then marrying, that's up
with this system. I reckon that's probably going to go
hand in hand.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Okay, all right, then, okay, thanks bruder. What else you got?

Speaker 8 (29:40):
As reported in our Wonderful World segment earlier, Kmart is
investigating how soft moaning was played through speakers at a
totaling A store. Shopper Marie wearing So she heard the
sounds of Kmart Bethlehem on Saturday afternoon. She claims it
sounded like a girl having a good time.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Oh what's wrong with that? A girl having a good time?
That sounds lovely?

Speaker 4 (30:00):
What was she quoted saying? She says something about here
we go. It was one hundred percent sexual female noises,
said Marie. It doesn't sound like exaggerated porn. It sounded
like a legit girl having a good time.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
So is the allegation that someone was making love by
the store communications system?

Speaker 18 (30:23):
Is this?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Is? This?

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Is this a film? I feel like I've seen this
film before. I don't know, but a slap and tickle
was going on out in the make room and someone's
elbow slips onto the comb button, someone's bottom hits the
button on the coms and that goes out.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
I will find well, but I mean, victim is crime.
If the girls having a wonderful time and people get
to hear the noises of a woman having a wonderful
time while they're buying bed limen, whatever you buy from Kmart,
then we're all winners. We're all winners in Bethlehem.

Speaker 8 (30:49):
I can imagine too, like teenage guys that are working
at Kmart and they go up to the microphone system
and they're like.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Having a bit of a comet. But if they were
doing a prank, wouldn't they do something that was a
bit more full on than just pleasant girl having a
good time? Sophomorey, you know, what I mean. I mean,
there's not much of a prank, is it. Maybe that's
just their bag.

Speaker 8 (31:10):
And India have chased ninety seven to beat Ireland by
eight wickets with seven point four overs to spare at
their T twenty World World Cup Cricket match in New York.
Papua New Guinea and Uganda up next at eleven thirty
this morning. The black Caps first game is against Afghanistan
on Saturday. That game also starts at eleven thirty eight,
which is a great time on a Saturday.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
It certainly is. It's going to be a super sports Saturday,
isn't it with your playoff Super Rugby. You got your
black Caps playing Afghanistan and then you've got the Warriors
as well. So what a bloody day of sport. And
it's all been covered on the ACC.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Can I just say? Also, when I saw the drawer
come out for this T twenty World Cup, I circled
this Papa New Guinea Uganda game. I thought this is
the one to watch. I'm excited for that.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
You love Papa.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
New Guinea and cricket and Matt and Jerry show every
Thursday on the Mat and Jerry's Show we run the
segment Penis or Genius, where we look at positives and
negatives of a particular group, place, person, or topic. And
since the forty three million dollar a Loto powerful jeckpot
wasn't struck last night, we thought we would debate the
merits of lotto in today's Penis or Genius.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
I think it's a key one. It's jackpotted to fifty
million dollars. That has to be one on Saddy and
people are getting really really excited about it, a huge
amount of tickets being sold. But the question is is
it penis or genius lotto? Because I would argue that
a life when you are living Loto week to lotto week,
and a financial strategy for your life that involves at

(32:36):
some point winning lotto is not a guaranteed financial guaranteed
successful financial strategy because newsflash, not a lot of us
are never going to win.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
Lot of That side of things is definitely penis if
you're looking at lotto in that way. But you'd have
to say, receiving fifty million dollars into your bank account
might be genius if it was just that.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah, but what's say that instead of if you never
if you take an account that is unlikely that you're
going to win Loto. Sure, very unlikely, And over your
lifetime you're going to spend a lot on lotto and
not win. Yep. So I mean you could argue that
you would win a lot of money just by every
week that you were going to say you were spent
doing a triple depth. It's been twenty eight dollars, so
it's twenty eight dollars. Do you go for the twenty
eight dollars?

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Yeah, that's the one I get. I don't buy tickets
that often. I'll buy tickets at times like there's when
everyone's talking about it, and this.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Is fifty million dollars not worth your time. You don't
wanting to win ten million dollars. Nineteen million dollars is
not enough. It's got to be fifty million dollars, which
you inness in itself by the way that mindset.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
But if you're.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Twenty four and every week you just put twenty eight
dollars invested in the stock market or just put it
in a savings account, then by the time you're fifty,
you would have won quite a lot of money. Like
the money could have gone, especially if you invested wisely
on the stock market. So there is an argument that
you're that that there's a better financial strategy than just

(33:52):
hoping to win a lot of.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
How often is loto? Is it once a week?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yeah? Twice a week Wednesday and Seidney.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Okay, twice a week if you're buying a twenty eight
dollar ticket to a week. I'm not great at maths,
but that's getting closer. Just under sixty bucks, yeah, fifty
six dollars a week there, and then you add that
up over time. I mean, by the end of the year,
you're you're a great little saver. I just keep saving.
If I was you, I don't think keep bom buying
a lot of tickets' really the way to go. Let's
do that, metha, Meshi. So let's just say you're an

(34:17):
outsized lotto bitter where you're doing twice a week from yes, dollars,
you times that by fifty two Meshi, yep, and that's
twenty nine hundred and twelve dollars a year.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
You times that by ten years, Meshi. That's twenty nine
one twenty dollars. You know, you times that by you
know you're getting up there, aren't you?

Speaker 4 (34:35):
You are so and then you do that a couple
for a couple of years, or right through your twenties
or your thirties.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
I mean, come in thirty thousand times ten. You know
you can get over your lifetime. You could be doing
very well.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Indeed, so there's some people out there that I mean,
it's not quite what Loto's trying to do with it,
but I suppose if we're looking at it in such
a literal sense, there are a lot of people out
there that have been buy a lot of tickets for
a long time, and by now they could have had
a deposit on the house.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Yeah, one hundred percent. Mess one hundred percent?

Speaker 4 (35:02):
Is this Texter? Yeah, a text on stupidity. You won't
win you up.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
He's not wrong. Yeah, Well, keep your folks coming three
four eight three or the talkback function on the iHeartRadio
app as Lotto Penis Genius find out after eight.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Let's have a chat to Jeff Wilson up next to
Mad Zealand he's coming in with super Rugby trophy. You're
listening to the Matt and Jerry Show on Radio HURDECHI.

Speaker 10 (35:26):
It's the best breadless charm Matten jeral Man Farm six
Night Matten Jerry, Lady Day Farm.

Speaker 6 (35:39):
Six Night, The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
So the Super Rugby Pacific playoffs are kicking off tonight
at seven o five pm MEDI Tomorrow night, sorry tomorrow
Night when the Chiefs take on the Reds in Hamilton,
and the other three games are of course on the
Saturday night. In fact, all the New Zealand teams are
involved in the quarterfinals except the Crusaders. To talk about
all these games and more, he played sixty tests for
the seventy two games for the Highlanders and also apparently

(36:05):
won a secondary schools title in track and field according
to this information I've got here. Please welcome to please welcome.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
That is so wrong that he did wikipedia thing.

Speaker 19 (36:15):
I go to all these functions and every so often
I get into produced and I don't know who put
their athletics thing. You know, I don't get me wrong.
I did athletics when I was younger, a lot younger,
but it wasn't secondary schools. But I'd like to thank
whoever it was that I amended mine, because all of
a sudden, that's the first question I get asked, So
what event was it?

Speaker 5 (36:32):
And I say shot put?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Well, you know you've played for the Black Caps and
the All Blacks, and so everyone's focusing on your national.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Secondary school title that you didn't win, so that I
didn't win. Look, I did athletics when I was younger.

Speaker 19 (36:45):
I did shot put and I went to I did
get the chance represent your on and like a pen
Pacific Games in Australia. But somehow that morphed and didn't
secondary school athletics. I'm like, I don't think so anyway,
that's not what we're here.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Is it. No, Well, it's been the most exciting Super
Rugby season in a very long time. And that's not
just because I'm you know from a targo and a
please that the Crusaders are out. The games have been
been exciting, the tournaments, the games have been closed, Australian
teams have been good. It's been fantastic.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
So I would say this and.

Speaker 19 (37:18):
No disrespect to the Crusaders because they're the only name
on the trophy right now, right hereph it's this fantastic trophy.
It's got it's very blue, which is and which is
whether that's something.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
That you know it could be? It is very blue.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
It's very blue.

Speaker 19 (37:33):
Is it the year or is it just the blue
of the Highland as we could be talking about.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
I'm not sure, but it looks like a superhero wearing
a cape as well as very marvelous, very marvel supervisor
to it. But I think when when one of the
reasons super Rugby I think has taken a little bit
of a step forward is because there isn't that one
team dominating or the you know, the Crusaders have been
so great and their legacy was so fantastic, even to

(37:57):
the point if that's snuck into the playoffs, would think
that a chance, right, terrified exactly, one was terrified to
play them, exactly. We're actually coming right at the end
of the season. Normally they come right and win the
whole thing, but they would just if they'd gone into
the playoffs, it would have been serious.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
And now we can stop talking about it because we can,
but we can.

Speaker 19 (38:16):
But I think that's changed the dynamic for the fans
in Wellington, the defense, in Auckland and in Hamilton. They're
going we've got a much better chance now for an
even money's chance.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Of winning this title.

Speaker 19 (38:27):
And that's no disrespect to the Brumbies because I think
they're a hell of a team. So you know, I
think this year, what we've seen is that we've got
a top four you go, you know what. Whoever's going
to win this is going to do it and have
to do it the hard way. And there's no favorite for.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Me right now. Yeah, well, let's look at the quarter finals,
the playoffs, So Chiefs Reds. The Reds have been a
bit of a bogie team for the Chiefs.

Speaker 19 (38:46):
Exactly one and the Reds have got a looseful combination
McK wright and right to a really niggly mcdermot's a
typical halfback, loves a scrap like he's been got suspended
this year for a high ten all for a month.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
They just fired him up and he's been fined up
ever since.

Speaker 19 (39:03):
But they'll come into Hamilton going, you know what, everyone's
everyone's expecting us to not get past the stage.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
They're a good side.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
But the Chiefs are at full strength. I think they'll.

Speaker 19 (39:14):
Be they'll be up they They've got a rock star
backline man and if if they do what they need
to do up front, I'm pretty confident to get.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
The job done.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Yeah. With the reads are paying four dollars chief a
dollar twenty two Hurricanes Rebels Saturday four thirty five, an
afternoon game. Love an afternoon game.

Speaker 19 (39:33):
Well, this is it for the Rebels. Yeah, I think
this will be the last game of rugby and so.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Ironically making it into the playoffs and then.

Speaker 19 (39:42):
He's just they won a game for about six weeks though,
and they haven't looked like it. They got in early
and they've done well to do that. I'm actually happy
for the group of players. So much uncertainty around them.
But they're going to go to Wellington. Yeah, it's it's
gonna be it's gonna be awesome late afternoon footy game.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Hurricanes have been really good. Yeah, so that look, they'll
get the job done. And Hurricanes paying a dollar one.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Dollar one, I know, and that's probably.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
That's a guarantee.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
There's a guaranteed one cent on your investment. There Blues,
Fiji and Drawer at Eden Park Saturday seven.

Speaker 19 (40:19):
Well, the Drewer don't know what they're crazy because they're
so good at home at the moment they get on
a plane, so they forget how to play rugby and
but maybe this is there that look, this will be
fun to watch.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Yeah, you know the Blues. You know what's great about
a list because all of a sudden. I think everyone's
a little bit nervous because there is that real chance
they could win.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (40:39):
What we're going to see over these next three weeks
is that I think even some of these games, which
are and could be one sided, you'll see you might
see some teams a bit nervous to start with because
it's the start of a three week journey. They're hoping
to this title here, right, And so for the Blues
it's the oh.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
We've been we've been here before.

Speaker 19 (40:54):
Yeah, we've we've you know, we've been good enough. Yeah,
they've proven they're good enough. Yeah, so you'd to think
they want to start this really well and put everyone
on notice. So I think they'll win, and they'll win well,
but I think there'll be some nervous jitters around these teams,
you know.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah. And finally, our beloved Highlanders the only underdogs going
up against the Brumbi's only key underdogs. They're playing five bucks.
So can the Highlanders do it over there?

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Now? Canbra is tough? Yeah, it's a tough place to go.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Anyways.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Have you been to Canberra?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
I have not, but I heard that you're fine.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
You can find just quite boring.

Speaker 19 (41:30):
Yeah, Well, it's government that it's the capital. But what
I will say of it is it's probably going to
be cold. The Highlanders won't mind that. No, we actually
don't go too bad in Canberra historically across the competition,
so I'm actually thinking we.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Probably won't win.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
Really good, but we're back to full strength.

Speaker 19 (41:49):
I'm hopeful we'll get one more week and if we
did that, there is there is an unlikely probability that
if the drill when and then the rebels win and
then we could have a home find. Yeah, but I'm
just kidding. I mean, all of these things going to happen.
But for the Highlanders, you know, we're going to Australia
against the top Australian team. We have been really good,

(42:10):
but we've got nothing to lose.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
And that some one our title in twenty fifteen.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
That's right, they said we couldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Well, thank you so much your force and you are
a great New Zealander. Thanks for coming in. We didn't
have time to punish you about the nineteen ninety eight
semi final against the Blues.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Did get to do that off we get ripped off
in there?

Speaker 19 (42:25):
Did you see that off the ball technical on Jeremy Stanley.
They gave a trick forget never forget No, that's right,
Hold onto things, Hold the things deeply.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
You can watch every match from this week in Super
Rugby Pacific Quarterfinals live on Sky Sport and stream on
sky Sport Now. Sky Sport Open will also have freedy
delayed coverage of the Blues versus the Fiji and drew
it from eight thirty pm on Saturday.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
N on weekday.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Good morning and welcome to the Met and Jerry Breakfast Show.
Without Jeremy Wells. He's away shooting Taskmaster, but this show
is still going strong with me a mashy thanks to
Bunning Strade. Get your indoor projects sorted with their huge rain.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Can I just say, Jeff Wilson, great New Zealander, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Absolutely great New Zealander, isn't he but starstruck as being
you know, Highlander? His fan matago going up large.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
I agree over.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
My prominent province.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
It's quite weird hearing his voice. I mean, I had
been twenty four. I grew up with that voice just
being hammered in my ears more than seeing him play sport. Yeah,
but he's a great Newsleander and he's always came for
a chair, isn't he good? He loves his rugger, he
loves his.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Rugba and it's getting pretty exciting this weekend, very exciting,
the quarterfinals of the Super Rugber. As we do every Thursday,
we'll be running our Penis or Genius segment, where we
look at the positives and negatives of a particular group, place, person,
or topic. And since the forty three million dollar Loto
powerball jackpot wasn't truck last night, we want to know,

(44:02):
is Lotto Penis or Genius you could win fifty million
dollars this weekend, but the downside is you probably won't.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Yeah, that's exactly how it works, and that's how it goes.
And I'm struggling to deal with that reality.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
But tell us what you think. Send us a talk
back message by pressing the little microphone button on your
iHeartRadio app or text us on three four eight three
up next Lotto Penis or Genius. It's matten Jemmy's Penis Orrginius.
Yes it is. As we do every Thursday, Well, I'll
be running our Penis Ugenum segment, where we look at

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the positive neggas of a particular group, place, person, or topic,
and since the forty three million dollar Loto powerball jack
bought wasn't struck last week and it's gone up to
fifty million on Saturday, and someone's gonna win. That we
want to know is Lotto penis or genius. Tell us
what you think by sending a talkback message on the
little microphone button on your high art radio app, or

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by texting us on three four eighty three. Now, Mashi years,
you're going to argue that Lotto is genius. Okay, I
can do that, and I'm going to argue that it's penis,
and my time starts now. Okay, Loto is penis because
lots of people buy takets, but nearly no one wins,
so it's basically a river of misery.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Yeah, that's right. We've talked about the stats earlier in
the show, but there's no real difference between no one
winning and one person winning and Loto is there. Most
people just don't win for two million dollars.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
You just don't. And you can spend all week imagining it,
but bad news. Chances are everyone listening right now is
not going to win.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
That's hard to argue with that.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, many keepers run a household fiscal plan that requires
winning Loto at some point. This is not a sound strategy.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
There's a lot of people clearing my family growing up.
There's a lot of comments about it. If we win lotto,
we can do this how often if we win loto,
If we win loto, if we win lotto. Yeah, and
not a sound strategy. A more sound strategy would have
be put that money that you spend on lotto away
invested in the stock market. Over twenty five years, you
could find yourself making some decent cash. You did the
math sailier in the show. It's not about twenty eight

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bucks two times a week or whatever it is. It
is getting to a place where you could save some
serious cash.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Nearly everyone who wins a big prize ends up miserable,
as everyone they know suddenly becomes leeches, expecting you pay
for their lives and getting mad when you don't. I mean,
we've all seen those documentaries where people can't believe how
miserable they end up being. And this is partially because
of the concept of hedonic adaptation. Where we are and
whatever you have, you end up at the same base

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levels of happiness you were before.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
It's a fascinating idea that we should probably actually explore more,
but not to the penisvil genius.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yeah, we explored it in great deail on the Daily
Bespoke podcast yesterday. Indeed, lotto winners coincidentally suddenly make a
lot of new friends. These people may not love you,
and they may just be after your cash. This can
lead to a lot of winners questioning every relationship in
their life. And the saddest thing is when someone wins
a lot of when they suddenly look at their wife
that's been perfectly fine for a long time, they go,

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don't do this, I might try and aid my wife.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
How dare you suggest that's what goes on in this world?

Speaker 1 (47:04):
And then they upgrade their wife to someone shallow and
horrible and makes them miserable and takes all their money. Goodness,
cerddenly happened. A life living from lotto week to a
lot of week is a life not living in the movement,
and living in the moment is the only way we
can truly find happiness. Smash your genius argument, please.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
All right, Well, I think lotto should end up on
the genius side of the Cody war Cody log fixed
to the Hoku studio wall here, Genius. If you win,
you can buy a Neston.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Martin Shall I how shall.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
That's how it works. You can get down to Great
South Road here in Auckland and just pick up any
you want. Second point for genius, Sonia Gray, son your Gray. Yeah,
no more comments on that. Sonya Gray was a massive
advocate for the Genius side.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
You're a huge fan of Sonia Gray.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
If you win, you no longer have to wake up
in the middle of the night worrying about those dreaded
mortgage payments.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Do you have mortgage payments?

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Yeah, I wake up in the middle of the night
constantly worried about those mortgage payments. Loto gives you millions
of dollars. Sorry, Lotto gives millions of dollars to community groups.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Certainly does that.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Certainly does large lot of drawers give commercial radio breakfast
shows something to talk about.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Yeah, and we have been doing that all morning.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Yeah, it's been the last couple of shows, really.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Jesse, we have talked so much about Lotto. We've done
two shows on it, and we did a podcast on
it yesterday. So it's a real boon. It's a real
win for commercial radio breakfast shows.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
And finally, to wrap up my genius argument, it gives
a great excuse for rude comments around the word balls.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Yep does it?

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Yep?

Speaker 5 (48:34):
You mentioned balls?

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Okay, pretty immature. Alrights, So we're Lotto joined Tom Cruise,
nurses and seagulls on the genius side of the Cody
log on the studio wall. All that be dean penis
like the Pope. That's harsh, Ireland that's harsh, and cycling
that's harsh.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
I think if you look at majority of the things
that have fallen on the penis side, you could say harsh.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
This Texas is genius, a little fun and nothing wrong
with dreaming about being able to help pay your friends
mortgages off. All that's one that's coming through.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
That's lovely, bless blessed.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Have your sons three threat three or the talkback function
on your iHeartRadio app. Here's some pink Floyd. All right,
when we come back.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Let's have a look at some more texts, because there's
some hot, vicious ones coming through.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Angry.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
I know Lotto is not that bad? Where is it?

Speaker 6 (49:25):
And Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
It's matten Jemmy's penis or genius that's right, Meshi. As
we do every Thursday, we'll be running our penis or
Genius segment, where we look at the positives and negatives
of a particular group, place, person, or topic. And since
the forty three million dollar a lot of Powerball jackpot
has moved up to fifty million dollars and it's got
to go this Saturday, we want to know is Lotto

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penis or genius? And people have been telling us what
they think on three four to three in the talkback
function on the iHeartRadio app. So let's go there first.

Speaker 13 (49:55):
Meshi, Lotto's absolute genius of profits go to charity.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
It's always women.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
That's someone who works for Lottos sent us to talk back.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
There.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
We've got another one.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Sound like corporate comms? What else we got?

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Here's another one. I believe this person is voting penis.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Let's ever listen, Hey, helmet Lotto's penis.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
I've already blown permits money, suck it.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Oh bless the future is looking bright when we've got
the next generation coming through with that kind of.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Chat parenting going on there.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Okay, some more penis text. A friend was queuing to
buy a chocolate bar. A boomer was ahead of him,
making the person check about twenty Lotto tickets and then
purchased four hundred dollars worth of tickets. So Lotto is Penis.
That's specific story.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Someone's got someone's pending their inheritance on lotto tickets to
maybe increase their inheritance on that one. There is regarding
the fact that we've deemed Ireland the pope and cyclist
on the Penis side, because someone here is saying is
an Irish Catholic cyclist. I'm offended. Ah, this person's saying penis,
I usually lose.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Yeah, well, I mean that. I mean that is the
thing you do this genus text Genus Lotto is genius.
All proceeds go to charity. So when msty International knock
on my door, I just tell them I've already.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Donated Penis a text on a tax on stupidity. You
won't win, you muppet.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Oh genius, in ject's a small amount of hope into
the pathetic lives of us mere peasants.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Penis is this text. I got five out of the
seven numbers required last night and got a measly fifty
two dollars.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
What the if?

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Yeah, I mean I want to instioning if they were
coming out in order, if you got the first five,
Not that anyone really listens to the order anymore. Do
they have we telling the votes, you know? Or we've
got a couple more texts we have telling the votes?

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Okay, all right, all right, Tom for a drum roll,
didn't it?

Speaker 1 (51:51):
The votes have been telling and the people of Horaki
have spoken, and Lotto will join the Queen Tom cruise,
nurses and seagulls under jee side of the p org
coldy log.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
Lotto, you have been deemed genius.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
May you live on for eternity and all of your
glory and at the right hand of our Lord and
Savior Jesus Christ, Muhammad and the Buddha from North Loank. Wow,
people love lotto. Interesting how people feel on Sunday when
they haven't won. Right now, we're all ged up on
the hope of fifty million dollars, aren't we. We're all

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making our plans.

Speaker 6 (52:38):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Hey, Madie Well, I was looking through the talkbacks. Yeah
that come through on the iHeartRadio app just by pushing
that microphone button there, there was one that came through.
Do you mind ever listening to this and seeing if
you can help this guy out.

Speaker 18 (52:52):
Okay, Hey daddy, how can I get a couple of
signed books? You know, a good book with an orange cover,
a special message in the cross church, happy to pay
just one a message? Please send you message on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Okay, what do you say then?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Just thanks?

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Thanks, Pete. Yeah, it's interesting to think about this because
my book life is punishings out at the moment, and
a lot of people have been messaging me and asking
if they can send me a copy and then I
sign it and then I send it back. And I've
been saying, no, just send how about you send me
the money and I'll send you a copy. If you
know what I mean, I'll sign it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
So you're cutting out, Yeah, you're cutting out of.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I'm coming out it. I'm trying to save the environment.
When someone buying it, say this pizza and christ Church
and sending it to me and me signing it, sending
it back, you know what I mean? Yeah, I say,
how about you just put the money in my bank
account and I'll send you a copy.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
But one of the interesting things when you buy, when
you write a book, I thought you just got a
huge box of hundreds of them, but you only get
ten copies or I didn't go through contract very well,
but I only got ten copies which I gave away.
So people that write to me and nasty that I
have to go and buy the books myself.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
To then sign them.

Speaker 10 (54:10):
And then.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
So I had this funny thing yesterday. A friend of
mine came up to me, Cam and he goes, I
went to paper Plus to buy your book and they
said we're out because Matt Heath just came. Matt Heath
just reamed the store for ten copies. Cam's thinking, are
you just going around everywhere buying your book, just like
just for the buzz of it? But actually what I'm

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doing is I had to buy those books and then
write and then and then go into the post office
and courier them down all around the country, some of
them overseas of it. I seen two to London. I've
seen about five to Australia.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Thank god your face isn't on the front cover of
the because it would be so humiliating if them to
go into your local workers or paper plust or wherever
you're getting your Yeah, life is punishing. And then there's
a big photo of you on the front there and
there's you just buying ten copies of your own book.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Yeah, I don't know. I'm in at wit Calls. I
went into whit Calls the other day to die by
Die Henwood's book, and then I had a bit of
a look around. But my book was actually sold out there,
and I was I felt quite I felt nervous going
to book still because the says this guy just coming
pesting around to see his book. But yeah, much worse
when I go in there and buy ten copies.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
It is eight thirty two on Thursday morning, and this
is your radio Hurerarchy Headlines with Ruda.

Speaker 8 (55:29):
Thanks Matthew. Ques outside the Bank of England HQ in
London and post offices around the UK as people try
to get their hands on the first British banknotes featuring
the portrait of King Charles. The notes will co exist
along those featuring his mama, Queen Elizabeth.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Are we getting King Charles on our notes?

Speaker 4 (55:47):
Good questioner.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
We'll be on the twenties, wouldn't it is the Queen?
How many is the Queen? Not on all of them?

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Nah, she's only on the twenties. I thought she was
on the flip side of all of them. Oh god,
they don't have a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
I haven't seen cash in so long. Okay, I've got
a five. I'm going to New Zealand's. Was that that Rutherford?

Speaker 8 (56:09):
So that's Hillary any at all? I don't see the
queen on it. Maybe she's on a watermark. There's a
hoy hoe on the back.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Okay, so she's not the yellow eyed penguin. That's the one.
There's the queen. Got a twenty two bro on New
Zealand dollars?

Speaker 2 (56:24):
She is?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Look at her, she's just on the twenty. Yeah, and
so she's going to be placed on the twenty with
Prince Charles and the sausage fingers. I think King.

Speaker 8 (56:32):
I think King King, sorry, King Charles on some coins
around the.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Oh yeah, because the queen's on the back of the fifty.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Well, she's the head. She's the head. She's on the
head of all the coins. Yeh, A few heads with tails.
It's the coeen every time.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
So now, how long ago? How long has it been
since I've had any cash at all?

Speaker 4 (56:50):
I know you only usually see it when it's rolled up.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Yeah, what do you mean? All right?

Speaker 8 (56:54):
Okay, what's a major victory for em battled aerospace company Boeing.
They've six fully launched astronauts into space for the first time.
Two veteran NASA astronauts are riding aboard the star Line
and Capsule on a journey to the International Space Station.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
How's the International Space Station going at the moment, Because
of course there's a bit of tension between a Russia
and the United States over the Ukraine. They're not getting
up there and sort of having fisticuffs and territorial disputes
up there. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (57:25):
Look, that's just like you're a Highlanders and Blue supporter
and mash is a Crusader supporter, and you guys are
getting on okay, Yeah, so it's pretty much just the
same as.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
That, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe they should instead of
having the war on the ground, they just work it
out in space.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
That's what I get in the room around banging out.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Yeah yeah, and then have a few bodies and celebrate afterwards.
You said, a few hoddies, but a few bodies, fair enough.

Speaker 8 (57:48):
And Qatar is closer to hosting the finals weekend for
rugby's New Nations Championship from twenty twenty six after bringing
Krant as an exclusive negotiating rights window. The deal's value
listen to this is estimated at one point sixty five
billion dollars for four editions across eight years.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Where was New Zealand and that bird? Could we not
get together one point seven billion dollars to but on
that Davin?

Speaker 4 (58:11):
God, can someone tell these people there's so much money
they're going to at some point all final, all final,
all sport in all sport is going to be in
quitar all.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Sport from from primary school all the way up to
the highest professional sport. Will we played in the Middle East.
The World Rugby Nations Championship is an upcoming bi annual
international rugby union competition which is scheduled to take place
in the existing men's July and November international windows, with
the inaugural edition taking place in twenty twenty six. So
pretty warm, imagine playing rugby and Qatar.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
I think.

Speaker 8 (58:47):
I think the lowest it was getting on average was
around twenty five Yeah, the lowest.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Yeah. I mean, the population of guitar is about three
hundred thousand, and you know they got a few people
along to the footy.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
What are they going to do with the knocked down?
A few more homes and built a couple more stadiums.

Speaker 8 (59:03):
It's really good labor processes as well, so they really
look after their staff that are building in the stadiums.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
For that twelve teams involving the current six nations Argentina, Australia,
South Africa and New Zealand's Fiji in Japan.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
I suppose it's a good tele bit of money in
the pocket, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
But God had to turn down one point six billion.

Speaker 6 (59:24):
Dollars the Matt and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Beg new sweeping the nation. Two shoppers, as we were
talking about before in the Wonderful World, have claimed that
they were stunned to hear porn like soft moaning playing
through the speakers at a large retail store in Todonger.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
And I understand we also have managed to capture some audio.
So this is what shopgoers heard late last night.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Yeah, here you go, Maria said. Mary said she was
browsing in the industrial clothing area with her partner at
came Art and Bitleyhem in Bethlehem, Boy between two pm
and three pm on Sunday when sounds playing on playing
from the speaker system stopped them in their tracks. She says,

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I heard the sound of soft female moaning coming from somewhere.
Then it stopped. A short time later, maybe one minute,
it started again, this time with a lot more intensity.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
I mean, this is just a fantastic story.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
It was one hundred percent sexual female noises. She said.
It didn't sound like exaggerated pornography. Sounded like a girl
legit having a good time.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
I mean, first of all, Marie Warring or Mary, whatever
your name is, I mean, good for you being able
to pick out a good time between folk pornography sounds.
I think that's a fantastic achievement. So she's really saying
have a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
So mashe you think she's saying there that this wasn't
just someone holding up their phone to the intercom store
intercom for a joke. She thinks it's a situation where
someone's bottom has ended up on a button or something
like that, or and elbows ended up on the button,
and it's someone going hammer and tongs in the warehouse
or the storeroom and it's come out there. So is

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that what she's saying.

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
I love the idea just as much as the next
New Zealander of someone making love out back. Yeah, and
accidentally hitting the button.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Less if they're on a break, as long as they're
not shirking the responsibilities.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
But something tells me I think it might be a prank.
A prank.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Well, but if you were going to give a prank,
would you go for soft love making sounds or would
you go for something a bit more sort of intense. Yeah,
Mary's partner, Yeah, he's not. Joseph and Bethley him interestingly,
he said, I started laughing and headed to the speaker aisle,
thinking someone was playing a prank. The sound was coming

(01:01:46):
from overhead. I locked eyes with another shopper who looked
absolutely horrified, probably because you locked eyes with that other shopper,
probably less so if you hear sexual sounds, sounds like
this guy just steering into the soul of this other shop.
And Kmart, well, the love sounds came over the intercom.
When they headed to the checkout Maria Marie Mary said

(01:02:09):
she asked one of the staff members what was with
the pawn playing over the speakers. She said they weren't sure. Yeah,
the shift manager came. Bethlehem said, I'm not going to
comment on that, which seems which seems fair enough, and
this is all this has gone all the way to Australia.
This is how big this is. These sounds and total

(01:02:30):
came out. Officials in Australia said they could not make
a statement at this point, but they are looking into it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
I mean, come on, I think maybe we just let it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Let it go.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
First of all, for you, if it was you that
did this, give us a call, because we like to
know if it was, first of all, actually making love
or just a prank. But look, it's a good time
and good on your Marie. She sounds like she was
enjoying it. She thought it was a legit woman making love,
no fake woman. So beautiful sounds to shop to it.
I don't know why shops don't just always pump that
over the system instead of paying sway by b Runger constantly.

(01:03:01):
Oh that's a good point, great song, but you know
it gets overplayed. Some love making sounds would be good,
as someone on Facebook posted that saying, I'd say someone
picked up the unintended mic in dressing rooms, et cetera
and had some fun turning some customers on or off.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
So that's what some muppet on Facebook said. So that
didn't add much of the conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
Give them a taste of key we a, but that
is the most plausible, I'd say, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Okay, then we got to the bottom of that story. Okay,
then it was.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
The show over or were still got fifteen minutes ago?

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
No, we're still got fifteen minutes. So I need to
back that up with something even bigger than some sexual
sounds and came up.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
The Matt and Jerry Show caught its nine.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
It's jem on.

Speaker 6 (01:03:49):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
Now, maddiew Moments ago, you mentioned that we've just found
out something very exciting.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Yeah, we have a huge guest on the Matt and
Jerry Breakfast Show tomorrow morning.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
Who is it? Are you going to tell us now? Yeah,
we find out could you were to kill you?

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
To start up a drum roll there, mack, Yeah, that's fine.
On tomorrow's Matt and Jerry Breakfast Show, we will be
joined by none other than the Great Graham Norton. Oh
my god, Graham Norton, of Graham Norton Fame, Fame, the

(01:04:31):
great Irishman.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Do you know we have?

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
We're lucky enough to talk to a lot of great
people on the show and a part of this job
and quite often it goes into kind of automation the
way that you book thisis and everything like that. But
I kind of have only just that at sinkin that
Graham Norton is on the show tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
I love Graham Norton. I think he's the best interviewer
in the world. I love his show funny, he's great
and it's going to be interesting because we're talking to him.
He's sampling his wines because he does the Graham Norton
wine range with the Bebo. Some New Zealand lads contacted
him and they're in and they run a co lab
with him. He's been sampling. He'll be sampling as wines

(01:05:10):
for three hours before we talked to him on the
show tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
Oh god.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
So. And I have it from and good authority that
he doesn't use a spatoon. He's not one of those
people that samples wines. As they're designing his new range
of Graham Norton wines and goes and he's tasting it.
In fact, apparently when they did the first tasting with him,
they were like, you know, do you need a spit it?
He goes, why why?

Speaker 10 (01:05:34):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Why would I do that? Why would I? Why would
I spit the wine out, So I'm not doing that.
I wouldn't do that. And so he has a full
glass of everyone that he trials, and so he's coming in,
He's going to three stemmed, three hours of wind sampling down.

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
Well, how does it work on? I mean, these are
the topics of things that maybe we should ask him.
But yeah, it seems like from watching the Graham Norton
Show for many, many years now, but he operates well
after a glass of wine. Yeah, how many wines is
he smashing back pre show? I wonder? And then is
it something? Is that where he operates his best? Is
he doing something that a few other broadcasters in this
country like to do where they will have, you know,

(01:06:12):
a mug of wine before they yeah, crack on.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Yeah, No, I think he does enjoy a drink, that's
for sure. And of course Mark Wahlberg famously enjoyed a
wine on a show and ended up sitting on his
name was actually quite quite steamed. But yeah, he does
seem to operate well. So I don't imagine, imagine he
won't come as a mess. I read his book, He Devil,
and he describes his biggest loves in the world and
it's his his friends, yes, his dogs and Booze in Ireland,

(01:06:41):
Ireland and Booze.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
Oh he sounds like my kind of man.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Yeah, all right, so that's that's huge. It's on the
Mattin Jerry Breakfast Show tomorrow and we'll also release the
full interview on the Daily Bus Spoke podcast on Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
I also understand that it's so important this interview that
mister Wells will be coming in for that chair.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Mister Wells will actually be deeming us with his presents briefly.
So he hasn't been here a week, but he finds
out that Graham Norton's coming. Suddenly he's a Suddenly he's
freed up some time to be on the Met and
Jerry Brick for the show which his name.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Is in Are you telling me between six and nine
em tomorrow. Jury's actually available but he just can't be asked.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Yeah, so play, so he'll be he'll be in for
the half an hour that we're talking to Graham Norton.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Now, big evening a hit for us, Maddy. We're about
to wrap up the show, but the New Zealand Radio
Awards are tonight. No one else other than the people
in radio give shit about them, and rightfully so. But
it does mean that we are going to be on
the Hammer tonight. So hopefully tomorrow's show does go okay
chat with Graham Norton, it just could be just a steamfest.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Really, we could be on the same level as him tomorrow. Actually,
so we're nominated for a number of awards here at
the Great Radio Hadechi, so give him a taste of key.

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
We anything else to say before we wrap things up
for the day and pass things over to Angie.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
No, that's it, mate, that's Sade all right there. Okay,
you seem busy. We'll let you go, all right. The
Daily Bespoke podcast out at eleven this show.

Speaker 10 (01:08:00):
Whoa Yeah, it's Mad and Jerry.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
From six to nine.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Radio
Highlights pod. Right now you can listen to the other
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book A Life is Punishing by Matt He's Thirteen Ways
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bugger anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go. Bless blessed, blessed.
Give them my taste a kiwi from me,