July 8, 2024 • 32 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:45):
Scared Bizard, I quite did that right.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
That was kind of weird?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Was that it was good man, That was good. I didn't
see what was weird? Wasn't Welcome back to Youerry, Welcome
along to the Daily Bespoke for the ninth of Joly.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, if you're listening to it on the ninth of July,
you might be listening to it on the tenth, the
eleventh to other you might be listening to it sometime
in the future.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
It's amazing how you can do that.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
If you're listening overseas, you could be listening on the
eighth of July. You could be listening yesterday.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Good point point incredible, Right. We don't want to be
giving out dress anymore? Do we look good? The address?
You don't get the date because the date's actually giving
away the fact that other people might be listening over
because we do have quite a few overseas listeners.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Oh, we've got heaps that listen to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
So many do we still have that map messure that
tells us where people are listening from, because it's quite interesting.
I'm always surprised at some of the very strange knocks
and crannies where people listened to this particular podcast. Last time.
I remember there's some people listening in Yemen.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yep. Rutor's coming around because he doesn't believe it on
a bit.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I love this map. That's why I'm come around there.
It is world map. I mean, let's what's a weird
what's the weirdest country that people are listening to the
mat and Jury.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Shah dude, I mean the weirdest. I mean, here we go,
there's there's a few countries here that have one listener
in them. Yeah, according to the IPS that these are
downloaded from you.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
So this is proper. This is proper stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
So we've got one listener in Zambia, do we, Yes,
as we do, but this is for last week. By
the way. We've also got the US Virgin Islands one
listener there. By the way, if we mentioned you, I
do mean this, we'd love to hear from you.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I think they'd be fascinating. I don't know if you
could send us like a voice recording or something like that,
that'd be great. We've also got one listener in Laos, yes,
which is what just next to Thailand.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
That's right, Cambodia, Laos and Thailand.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
There, Haiti, we've got one.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Haiti, We've got.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
A listener in Haiti.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
We've got one. Yeah, we've got one in Cambodia as well.
Were is Haiti?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Haiti is over and just north of South America, there
isn't that so just by by Cooba.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Okay, so we've got one. We're sorry, Cooper, goodba Cooper,
I'm not familiar with coolber coolber what Cooper? No, No,
you're not confusing it with the border from from Northland.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Hello, I am Border. Yeah, that's that guy.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
So that song by Dragon April cent and Cooba.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
April Soon and Coolba. Turn me to the April son
in Coolber.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
You're using an accent when you say Coolber.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Coolba, Cooba. It's good to have you here in Coolba.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Is that a coolberann accent? Is it?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
This is for the people of Coolba. It's for our
one listener in Coolba.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
What are they going to hear that and go? God?
I feel at home now?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yes? Are you sure welcome to Coolba?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Okay, moving on there, because that is slightly problematics. Did
I say Kembodia?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, yep.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
We've got Onezil Brazil.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Excuse me, one in Brazil.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
We've got one in Brazil.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Okay, so we've got one listener in quite a few
countries anyway, it turns out.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Okay, So that's it for the one listeners. Okay? Are
you ready to move on to the two the twos?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
The two's man, here we go. We've got two in Israel.
We got two in Israel.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, Okay, I mean this is.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Disappointing from India.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Two two in the whole of India India. So there's
one point six billion people in India and we have
two people said we we there's some growth to be
had in that market. Surely we need to target.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
A few of these as markets, don't we. Yeah, do
we need to do some kind of translation.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Cricket chat more cricket chat?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I mean the Chinese would love the kind of stuff
we have to say as well.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Do we have a listener in China?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
I mean, let's have a look. We've got to in India.
Moving on, I think we'll get to China eventually. Okay, Hungary,
we've got to Oban.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well, who Victor Oban? Who's Victor ober He is the
president of Hungary. Is he one of those listeners Victor Roban?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I do not think he. I do not think Victor
Roban is a listener to the and Jerry podcast. Is
he is a addicted to Lake Vigor in Hungary? Recently
he met with the Ukrainian president? Oh yeah, and he
also a very big fan of valer much metal. Friends
(05:01):
with Vladimir Putin than he is with the Ukrainian president.
You're all barn. Yeah, here's a strong man.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Okay, moving on into Estonia. So that's two listeners in Estonia.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Are in Estonia?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
What can you do an X please?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
They're very much like Victor Orban It's very similar, just
slightly different, but very similar.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Okay, I see what you're doing there. And now moving
on to El Salvador, where we have two listeners, yeah
and X in please at Salvador.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Again quite similar. It's Spanish El Salvador. I think they
speak Spanish in El Salvador, so lack a spanisha.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Okay, so that's two and our Salvador Armenia. We've got
two Armenia, Jerry. This is a fun part of the game.
In fact, ruder, do you have the screen up in
front of you, please say no, I don't. This is
going to be a bit of a quiz here. You
can play along at home. Yep, okay, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Can't wait for this?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
We've got one country that has three listeners.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Okay, what is it? What is that country?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Yeah? Guess can you give us a continent?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
You don't know what country? The continents and starts with
that Romania one, Jerry, come on fucking space in Europe. Europe.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I was going to say that. I just wasn't prepared
to give you that clue. Okay, you you can't have
to challenge. You can't just be like, hey man, here
you go, I need to clue straight away. You start
guessing and then after a while you say, hey, can
I have a clue?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Okay? How many listeners do we have in Venezuela?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Venezuela. I'm not too sure. So hang on, let's just
start moving through these.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
You have to scroll, you can't just search.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I mean, here we go, Philippines four and then maybe four,
Turks and Kicos Islands five.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Okay, I love the Turks and Chaos Kits and nevs
five think kits and never sits in the West Indies.
So what do we have?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Five people there?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Don't know?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
That could have been Boulders mcgolders possibly McGoldrick. Is she
tuning into the podcast last week?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Probably not? Probably not.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I mean I'm on the show, so good chance. Poland five, yep?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Okay. Disappointing from Poland. I thought we could have done more,
as we could have been in double digits invading Poland.
How many people in christ Country?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
The Cayman Islands five, Mexico six, Cook Island six, Russia seven.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Seven in Russia? So can you, hey, Russia, how's it going?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
And then how does it work over there in Russia?
What do they like? Is it like like if I
traveled over there, entered my phone with me, could I
just fire up podcasts from men Zia?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Or are they two? It's not quite how it works.
Let us know Russian listeners like, do you.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Have to run some kind of dodgy VPN to get us?
If you are listening to us and in Russia? How
have you got it? Or do you do you suhed up?
And is that easy?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Is it just the security services just listening to everything?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
That's what I assume it is. I mean this, do
Putin's men tune into this and go, oh, we don't
have to worry about anything.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Here, and women don't be Six's employing women? Sure?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Is you think woman? Really?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Is?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I think?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
For one thing only for the sake of equality?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Is that what you mean?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Moving on, Montenegro, We've got seven excuse me, Nat, we've
got eight. Okay, Sri Lanka eight. Papa got a new
guinea pig. Eight.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Excuse me. You can't say that got a new guinea
pig in New Guinea. You can't say that, can we?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
We can go for over here. Yeah, all right mate?
So what about the other way around? Number one, New
Zealand Ovius eight it's pronounced actually but that's okay. It
shouldn't be pronounced Carabas, but it's pronounced.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Costa Rica, Austria, a Arabia, Chicki eleven.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
He with sixty sixty nine listeners.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Guitar with a Q twelve, Finland, Okay, can we go back?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Can we go back? So we do have we have
listeners in my countries Belgium thirteen fourteen, finlandcha, So can
we go Top ten?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Please?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
From actual most to least. New Zealand obviously number one,
Australian number two.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
We have thirty six thousand, five hundred and eighty eight
in New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Okay, I love all of you.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Australia we had five and a half hour okay, UK
two two two thousands, two thousand. The state's eight hundred
and thirty seven, Canada four hundred and forty, Japan one
seventy six. The Dutch. We're huge in the Dutch community.
Is it because of the fact that we've done the
(09:38):
Netherlands based podcast three or four times now? When it
comes down to you going over there with the acc
and there was that incident with the babies and the
tower and you were on that ship.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Psilocybin truffles.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yeah, I think that's probably why we have so many
listeners in Netherlands.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah. Oh god, so PSILOSBN truffles. They are such a
good time.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Singapore ten No, Singapore one hundred and ten. Sorry, thank you,
Indonesia eighty seven. Oh yeah, yeah, it's Spain, yes, eighty six,
and that's US.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
It was a fun game, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Okay, So more in Spain than France, that's interesting.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, well there's only seventy nine in France mane.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
And then like there's more in France than there's Ireland,
because in Ireland we've only got sixty eight German Germany
sixty four, Italy sixty two, Sweden sixty, Vietnam fifty one,
Thailand forty three, Switzerland thirty nine, Portugala thirty six, Southflee
Car thirty two, Oh, Greece twenty nine, Norway twenty five,
and Dora twenty five.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I find it's so weird that there's people and and
Dora twenty four of them mate in Spain Spain there
that are listening to the Matt and Jerry podcast.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Do you think they'd be expets or if they're stumbled
across us?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I think they must be expected surely. I mean they
kind have stumbled across us. They kind of just randomly
come across us. No, fag excuse me.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
It's twenty one listeners in Fiji, alright, nineteen in Croatia.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
You never heard Fiji referred to as badge?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Okay, okay, we're going to take a break if one
j one, Yes, We're going to take a break.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Fiji Fiji.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
That's what Jim Carey said in the movie The Truman Show.
Fiji Fiji, not Fiji Fiji.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Tay food. Let's get some tay food southward.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
I mean this is interesting.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
South Korea. Yeah, sixteen. And I want to come back
to you in just a moment and tell you how
many listeners we have in the North of Korea. Now,
this is just going to fucking smoke your minds. None.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
None, they don't have the internet.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yeah, no, none, none in North Korea.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
That didn't smoke my mind at all. So that's what
I expected, really, yep. None, yeah, mate, they don't have
the Internet.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
It's North Korea, North Korea. Imagine if they gave them
the meting jury pod. You just I don't don't get
up in the morning, hang out the back of the
glass barbie, check the pod on. It's a great day.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Do you know something, guys, I don't think the people
of North Korea I would know what the hell was
going on. I think they would be so massively confused
looking at the kind of state run TV that North
Korea operates, and then.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
They would be so confused. They'd be like, what is this?
Have you seen the situation? What they're up to recently?
It was so there's always obviously carnage. In fact, you
might have been here last week when we were talking
about this. I mean, North Korea is just as next level,
and the more you see about the slightly more terrifying
it gets. But you know, South South Korea always trying
to kind of, I don't know, make an effort to
(12:31):
get them back or something like that. So South Korea
are having a bunch of whole bunch of K pop
across the wall at the moment they're going, guys, watch this,
look I'll find it is over here. Look at everyone
being sexual and Yeah, everyone's getting stuck into each other
and it's great you should come across. Not that that's
really how it works, but that's what they're trying to
make heppen, I assume.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
But come across the border North Korea and now they just.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
All they're rubbish. They're just sending back over the border
to South Korea. They're just lighting up HoTT air balloons,
all their rubbish, taking it over, dropping it new beauty,
thanks for coming.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
And it's pretty weird because that decision has been made
and it's gone all the way to the top because
every decision that gets made in North Korea ultimately gets
signed off by Kim Jong un.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Which is crazy because he is a vape outside astud
you every day.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yep, he does. Would it kill us?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
I'm just thinking in terms of marketing and the fact
he's one of the biggest influences in the world, would
it kill us to get Kim jongan on side? Because obviously,
if he says in North Korea, these guys are the best,
then suddenly our audience in North Korea will flourish.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Okay, sure it certainly would. Anything that's anything that's sanctioned
by the dear Leader now would he sanction us? That's
the question. I'm told that he's a real partier. I
have it on I have it on strong advice that
he's a real party animal.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah. Well he gets his speed straight out of North Canterbury,
so he would be does he he's got he's got Yeah,
he's got ties to a couple of the boys that
I used to really down there and ying his food.
I loves as Tucker Gap.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Something's wrong?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Has he got gout?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
He's not going to make old bones?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
He's not going to live to a very old age.
I don't think he's he's pretty, he's pretty. I imagine
he doesn't do a lot of exercise. I mean he
gets everything done for him. He's his old school, old
school dictator, like, no questions asked, do whatever the hell
you want, no questions asked. He as good at sport, though,
(14:26):
isn't he? Ah? He wasn't a basketball was he?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Mate? He just played a round of golf and shot
a hold in one.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
And I think there was his dad.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Oh, I'm pretty sure that his father was an incredible golfer.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was. That kim Il song
that did the that had that. That was his his father,
Kim Il sung. He's the he's the dear leader, he's
the original.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Apparently it was only eleven or eleven holes in one
in his first ever round.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
That's right, Sorry, I'm done?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Is that Kim John ill?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Yeah, Kim Jong l did that in nineteen ninety four,
his first ever round of golf.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
You're not confusing that to John Keys round that he
played at Chasing the Fox of in a couple of
years ago. He got there one hole in one. No, okay,
it's definitely different. You know, I knew they were different.
I just wanted to make sure that they were.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah, rude. Didn't You didn't confuse that, did you? Really?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
But I'm just looking at a picture of Kim Jong
Early's definitely a lot slighter frame than his son, Kim
Jong really. Yeah, and he lasted quite a bit long.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
What about the brother? What about that Kim John UN's
brother who mysteriously got killed when he was sort of
away overseas somewhere. Pretty sure he did. Is that what
happened to him? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Sorry, I wasn't laughing at that. I was just laughing
at the went got mysteriously.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
He got killed, you got poisoned. I'm sure he was
in an airport or something and he's cruising along. Next thing,
you know, he dropped dead. Really, is that right? Kim
jong Nam? Kim Jong Nam, as he did. Yeah, he's gone. Yeah,
funny that happened. It's just such an unusual thing to happen,
don't you think, Just walking along and then all of
(16:06):
a sudden, oh, whoops, it has just been poisoned by accillent.
Someone's just sort of inserted some walking past him and
said some poison on him. You wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
So this happened at Kawa Lumpur in twenty seventeen, at
the international airport, the VX nerve agent. He just somehow
got exposed to it.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
So weird that that would just it's just a terrible
piece of luck, you have to say.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
And then four North Korean suspects fled the airport shortly
after that.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
This is just a piece of luck thing that that happened,
Just an absolute piece of Like, I wonder what he
knew that they didn't want anybody knowing about. Because he's
cruising around the world. He's very hard to control because
he's the son of Kim Jong ill, right, so he's
got a certain amount of power inside of the North
Korean regime because he is the son of the former leader,
(16:53):
and that's a complete total dictatorship. So he's cruising around,
Kim Jong On goes, I can't have that guy crazy
around the place. That's not gonna be good for us.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Do you think do you think he wasn't on board
with all the same things that Onney was on board.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Well, he was just cruising around. He didn't want to
be the dictator. He was overlooked.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
He was overlooked, wasn't hell Because if he's not that
on he's younger than him.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Because if you've got all the resource and the power
of not having to actually do the job, God, you
could love a terrific life, couldn't you. You're just sweating around.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
All right, Yeah? Yeah, and you don't have any responsibility.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Yeah, I think it'd be quite good. But obviously Ernie wasn't.
I'm not even going to got cast allegations suggest anything,
but someone wasn't too happy with the fact he was
sweatting around.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, I'd say he had something to do.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
I personally would probably take aim At as.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Any younger or older. I'm pretty sure he's younger. I'm
sure Kim John Hill overlooked his eldest and went to
his youngest son and anointed him as the Yeah, way
way younger, way younger. Yeah, fifteen thirteen years. It was
a weird move.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
So it was only just he was so much better
than it was.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
He. No, I don't know why. There'll be some there'll
be there will be a reason. I who knows what's
going on in that country, and thatmly who actually knows
it would be so fascinating to be a fly on
the wall and to watch what the hell went on
when he was when Kim Jong Ill was sick and
he was making decisions because he died of cancer, I'm
pretty sure. And he wasn't old. I think he was
(18:26):
in his seventies. I mean, I'm just saying all this,
but I don't have the facts in front of me.
Late sixties sixty eight or something. A heavy smoker.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I don't like to die young. Dictators, do they? Dictators don't.
They're not rubbed up well by the idea of dying young.
I feel like once they get told that things are
on the way out for them. Dictators tend to. I mean,
they don't do their bestweek before they told that the
things are over. But I feel like those few years
before they actually got before he went was that was
when he made a whole bunch of his decisions. Pretty
(18:56):
much sit in North Korea up for purace of time, right.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Kim Jong got to seventy seventy okay, two years old,
so not that old, but heavy smoker and obviously not
a lot of exercise going on.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
But he's a bit of a good times guy, had
a bit is a more good times guy than ony On.
He's pretty brutal.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Why is only so brutal? I never forget, Like.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Why is brother, you're pretty brutal? Teaching a lesson? Do
you remember?
Speaker 5 (19:18):
The interesting thing though about that poisoning that was at
the Malaysian airport was that there was four North Korean suspects, males,
and apparently they grabbed two, one Indonesian woman, one Vietnamese
woman and said, we're doing this thing for TV.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
That's right, could you take this over to that guy
over there. We're filming it.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
It's going to be hilarious, And then they both got
charged with murder. They said we thought it was part
of a TV prank. One of the women, her charge
of murder was dropped and she was freed, but the
other one pleaded guilty to voluntary causing hurt by dangerous
weapons and means and she got sentenced to three and
a half.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
He is in prison. Oh my, okay, God, So they
it was a did say that it was a prank.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
So they said it was a prank as far as
anyone knows. That's you know, they weren't in on it
and going, oh, we thought it was a prank. They
one hundred percent thought it was a Ben boy tape prank.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
So the North Korean government have they owned up to
any point? No, right, he's been. He's been. Boyce owned
up to that at any point.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
He likes pranks in the airports. I think Ben boys
got that they got in trouble.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
If you tell me that Ben Boyce was out on
the runway in the truck with an EARPCE and giving directions,
that's going to break my heart because I like that man.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I don't think he was. I don't think he's I
don't think any of his pranks have killed anyone. Was
John O there, I don't have r. I don't think so,
because you know.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
That he's had a he hasn't done all that, he
hasn't made his best moves at an airport.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
No, No, John Pray wasn't there. No, John wasn't there. Okay, good,
good to know, Good to know. You got to say, so,
someone's made the decision to kill this guy, right, it's
obviously gone to the top, straight to the top. But
the interesting part for me with dictatorships is it's all
the people around. So you always think, oh, you knocked
the top off the regime and then all of a sudden,
but who's actually keeping those guys in power. It's actually
(21:10):
the people around them. So in terms of North Korea,
there's a whole lot of dudes.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
And why are you just saying that, Like, just knocking
the top off the regime is just so wild.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Yeah, well, the idea is just getting rid of the
dictator and then the whole country will fall over and
they'll change. No, but it's all set up by the
people around them. So there will be tens of thousands
of people who are very powerful people inside of North Korea,
and the reason they're powerful is because Kim Jong un
is the leader and if Kim Jong un is not
the leader, then their lives completely change. So they want
to keep Kim Jong un in because it makes them powerful.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
It's an easy detail to forget, isn't it in dictatorships
that majority of the people that are in them are
actually having a really fucking good time because they top there.
They're getting looked after. Hundi's you know, like and he's
looking after us if.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I was nervous because there's a person above them very extent. Yeah,
if they feel like, if they're not doing their job properly,
then the person above them might get them knocked off.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
You know, Ben Boyce is only one called away mate.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
North Korean prison would be interesting. I'd like to have
look in so one of those, would you, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Mate, you theres and North Koreans? It would own you.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Well, what do you go to prison for? Because nobody
seems to do anything wrong apart from politically you say
something bad about comesong On?
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Really he was too scared.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah, there's not a lot of crime.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
I don't think No, I don't think it would.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Be Would you ever do what's that guy's name, like
Ross Kemp and he used to go to prisons overseas.
Would you ever do a documentary Jeremy Wells north Korean prisons?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Would you ever? Oh? I know you probably wouldn't get out. God,
I'd love to. What so just go to a North
Korean prisident and hang out.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Yeah, hang out, do some filming, interview some people. It
would be so cool.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
I hadn't thought about it till now, But you are right.
I think ironically a North Korean prison might be the
safest prison in the world.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, I want to step out of line.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
You can't be asking questions about things. That's no questioning anything. Man,
do you reckon?
Speaker 4 (22:58):
The guards are like, oh well, if anyone's got any
inside to North Korea, let us know. But currently no listeners.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Generally, their hats are too big in my experience with
that's the main problem with the North Korean regime is
there's too much flag waving for the for the kids
and for the women. And also the men tend to
wear hats that are just slightly too large for them,
and the shoes are too big, like a wide brim, Yeah,
just a bit big.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Do they have a uniform for day to day over there?
Like they don't. It's not like a suits and kind
of I.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Think so, but I mean, only where's the traditional obviously,
the traditional communist Chinese kind of suit.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Yeah, the communist suit is very specific, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Straight leg It's kind of fashionable now actually.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
That Yeah, you run a communist suit on seven I've
noticed that you looked at onions, do you know what?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Yeah? And I imagine there's someone that dresses that guy
every day. There's no way he's putting on his own clothes.
Put it that way, Jerry.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Because that tvn Z where you do seven sharp, and
they've got a hear dresser there, right, could you have
them to run an honey for you?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yeah? Absolutely, Okay, I don't think i'd want to do that.
That's what you could, Yeah, totally, Yeah, yep.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
I'm going to put to promote this podcast. I'm going
to put your face one's dome. I'm probably going to
take me about three to four hours to do. It's
not even gonna look that good, but it's going to
be worth it because the idea of you running an
honey is just priceless.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
It's kind of be confessionable the honey in a weird way,
you know, there's ridiculous Edgar haircuts like my son's got
at the moment, Like, there's some pretty ugly haircuts out there.
As you go running an Honey, he's running an Edgar, Yeah,
because you're right.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
But the thing with the Unnie is, obviously you've got
the Asian genes, which keeps thinks very straight in the here,
in the follow kills, but here if you're running an Honey,
and there is often a little bit of curl that's
kind of crept in there side if I think of
Hugos here, it's a little bit more volumeless and a
little bit more.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
When he pushes back though doesn't he goes back and
slashes back, and then it's shaved on the sides in
a really weird way. It's straight totally who. I don't
know who he's it's totally unique. I don't know who
he's modeling it.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
I've got a recent picture of any that I've just
put in the dock under the four pillars announce and
he's it's actually got quite a nice little curl coming
like almost like an Elvis curl, just coming down over
that right eyebrow.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, it's actually kind of cool. I got to say, is.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
That Ony yeah. Fuck, he looks younger than I think.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
It's forty. How do you think we've been talking? He's
very young. He's only forty years old.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
I mean, and he's here to stay. Isn't he really?
Look at him?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
How does he go to like he's not you'ren't getting
rid of him, that's for sure. He's got tiny little hands,
isn't he?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Is he a hit with the ladies?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yep? Has he got him? He hasn't got him?
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Mady?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Has he? I'm not sure.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
I'll look that up, but I don't think it's the
fact he's got tiny little hands. I think he's just
got big head, big arms, because he's a big boy.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Whire is palm so big on his finger?
Speaker 3 (25:52):
He's so sure, he's got short little stubbers.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Oh, he's got the first lady of North Korea? The wife?
Is he sold you? They got married in two thousand
and nine. She's thirty four. I mean, no surprise, just
pretty hard.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Just doing the maths. Yeah, so they married when she
was eighteen? Did they almost?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah? Jesus, do you think he is faithful at all
times to her? Yeah? One hundred percent.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
There's no way he's ever stepped out and resold you
excuse me, free sold you?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Oh that's his wife.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not as convinced, actually, reader, I
reckon she'd have quite a good quite a good life.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
There's no pressure on her. She she just looks happy,
wanes around the place. I reckon she gets all the
all the good bits without having the bad bits.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Do you know what I'm picturing. I'm picturing a bit
of a Napoleon and Josephine situation. I think that he
goes away, she gets put through the headboards back, they
make love once more, they rekindle things, and it's just
this beautiful, ongoing organism of a relationship. Understand that other
people are involved, but that's okay, you know, Jerry.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Apparently, I'm just sorry. I'm just Kim Jong on island.
Apparently he's got a really nice It's not next to Epstein,
is it. No, it's not how that I get away
the luxury resort where Trump and Kim Jong and he's
got this luck, He's got this massive compound.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Him and Trump kind of hanging out there.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I've got a picture of Honey Island of Death.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Is Trump like the only guy that he's ever really
let into a circle, he or he's not really let
him into a circle.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
No, because check out that doc that I've just referred
to you with. It's got a picture of Kim Jong
on with his beautiful looking wife and Poobia, the Chinese president.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Look, call me crazy right now, call me fucking crazy.
And I understand how bad this is. He's not a
very pleasant man on he but that suit that he's
running there is fucking in right now, and he looks great.
That is a cracking suit with that beautiful collar and
those breasted pockets. I mean sloppy regg on and you'd
(28:05):
have to say nice pin stripes though, but then a
great set of loafers as well, is that as many
to the left?
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Yeah, the one in the pink dress, he runs a
very loose panch, doesn't he.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
I think it's a good like a beautiful pin stripe suit.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
He's got a massive he's got a massive motor. So
he's also running a weird pant because on his shoe
he wears rises, so there's basically high heels and they
sit right down low so you can't really tell, but
essentially he's on his tippytoes there.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
So's he got some platforms in it.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah, it looks flat, but it's pushed up on the inside,
so the back of the heel is really really high,
but you can never tell because of his pants. They
sit down, Jesus, and he's still shorter than everyone else
around him, like shorter than pooh beer mate, can you
still if you're gonna huck rises in there, give yourself
twelve inches? Excuse me?
Speaker 4 (28:56):
What kind of operation are we running?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Only is five to seven inches five feet seven inches high?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Have you seen Have you seen his party Island?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Yeah? Show me his party Island. What's the like, what's
the enter? Does he play beer pong and that kind
of thing? Or is it more of it?
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Just then see racist. Yeah, so his party Island is
like a resort a yes, wow, oh my god. So
it's on the east coast of North Korea and it's
this weird provides fils, the one son baby home and orphanage.
(29:39):
God he's yeah, it's like in the north. It's on
the east coast of Korea and it's an island and look,
it's got like swimming pools and it's got palm trees.
Bloody fancy you have a photo up over there?
Speaker 4 (29:53):
On.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Yeah, apparently it's like Ibtha.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Oh ship. Okay, that's the real deal. Yeah, okay, it's
the real, real deal.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
It's a luctualy resort. That's that's where he loves. It's
got its own true has it got its own sports stadium? Oh,
looks like it does.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
It's fucking incredible.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Meanwhile, there's this country that can't even give enough money
for food. This guy's running a ridiculous it's got water slides,
it's got a turn of foot pole on a theme park.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
So because Dennis Rodman got to go there in twenty thirteen,
and this is what Dennis Rodman said, Kim's Island is amazing.
It's like going to Hawaii or Abtha. But he's the
only one that lives there. He's got fifty to sixty
people around him the whole time, just normal people drinking cocktails,
laughing the whole time. If you drink a bottle of tequila,
it's the best tequila. Everything he wants he gets.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yep, that'll be right. He's a dictator of a country.
Nobody can question it. Still know if he's got a
seven million dollar yacht, that's not really very expensive, is it?
Speaker 4 (30:54):
That's full football pitch.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
He doesn't.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
He's not the type of got to play. He's so
old school. It feels slightly Roman the way he operates,
you know how. It's like the he's probably like the
Colosseum situation I can imagine, and he just packed up
the top of the air with a cocktail in hand.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
It's almost like you want to I want them to
send troops and then take over North Career just so
we can see pictures of this place. Yeah, you just
want to selfish. Yeah it is selfish, actually, but I
really want to see inside our people in there. I know,
if you can make become mates with them somehow.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Well, like you want a pinpal from them if he.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Wants to be friends with a sort of a C
grade New Zealand celebrity C grade, Mesh, I'll give you
a B these days. It's nice of you give me
a BJ. Hey tomorrow on the Mentagery show. I'm not
giving you a BJ on the show tomorrow. No tomorrow.
(31:48):
We need to talk about this this double ender that
we had, Sorry, what the double ender that we had?
You and me? Hey, the double ender?
Speaker 4 (31:56):
You know, I hear what you're saying. We'll talk about
that we're not going to talk about that tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
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Scared Bizard, I quite did that right.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
That was kind of weird?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Was that it was good man, That was good. I didn't
see what was weird? Wasn't Welcome back to Youerry, Welcome
along to the Daily Bespoke for the ninth of Joly.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, if you're listening to it on the ninth of July,
you might be listening to it on the tenth, the
eleventh to other you might be listening to it sometime
in the future.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
It's amazing how you can do that.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
If you're listening overseas, you could be listening on the
eighth of July. You could be listening yesterday.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Good point point incredible, Right. We don't want to be
giving out dress anymore? Do we look good? The address?
You don't get the date because the date's actually giving
away the fact that other people might be listening over
because we do have quite a few overseas listeners.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Oh, we've got heaps that listen to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
So many do we still have that map messure that
tells us where people are listening from, because it's quite interesting.
I'm always surprised at some of the very strange knocks
and crannies where people listened to this particular podcast. Last time.
I remember there's some people listening in Yemen.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yep. Rutor's coming around because he doesn't believe it on
a bit.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I love this map. That's why I'm come around there.
It is world map. I mean, let's what's a weird
what's the weirdest country that people are listening to the
mat and Jury.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Shah dude, I mean the weirdest. I mean, here we go,
there's there's a few countries here that have one listener
in them. Yeah, according to the IPS that these are
downloaded from you.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
So this is proper. This is proper stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
So we've got one listener in Zambia, do we, Yes,
as we do, but this is for last week. By
the way. We've also got the US Virgin Islands one
listener there. By the way, if we mentioned you, I
do mean this, we'd love to hear from you.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I think they'd be fascinating. I don't know if you
could send us like a voice recording or something like that,
that'd be great. We've also got one listener in Laos, yes,
which is what just next to Thailand.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
That's right, Cambodia, Laos and Thailand.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
There, Haiti, we've got one.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Haiti, We've got.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
A listener in Haiti.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
We've got one. Yeah, we've got one in Cambodia as well.
Were is Haiti?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Haiti is over and just north of South America, there
isn't that so just by by Cooba.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Okay, so we've got one. We're sorry, Cooper, goodba Cooper,
I'm not familiar with coolber coolber what Cooper? No, No,
you're not confusing it with the border from from Northland.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Hello, I am Border. Yeah, that's that guy.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
So that song by Dragon April cent and Cooba.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
April Soon and Coolba. Turn me to the April son
in Coolber.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
You're using an accent when you say Coolber.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Coolba, Cooba. It's good to have you here in Coolba.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Is that a coolberann accent? Is it?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
This is for the people of Coolba. It's for our
one listener in Coolba.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
What are they going to hear that and go? God?
I feel at home now?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yes? Are you sure welcome to Coolba?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Okay, moving on there, because that is slightly problematics. Did
I say Kembodia?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, yep.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
We've got Onezil Brazil.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Excuse me, one in Brazil.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
We've got one in Brazil.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Okay, so we've got one listener in quite a few
countries anyway, it turns out.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Okay, So that's it for the one listeners. Okay? Are
you ready to move on to the two the twos?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
The two's man, here we go. We've got two in Israel.
We got two in Israel.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, Okay, I mean this is.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Disappointing from India.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Two two in the whole of India India. So there's
one point six billion people in India and we have
two people said we we there's some growth to be
had in that market. Surely we need to target.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
A few of these as markets, don't we. Yeah, do
we need to do some kind of translation.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Cricket chat more cricket chat?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I mean the Chinese would love the kind of stuff
we have to say as well.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Do we have a listener in China?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
I mean, let's have a look. We've got to in India.
Moving on, I think we'll get to China eventually. Okay, Hungary,
we've got to Oban.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well, who Victor Oban? Who's Victor ober He is the
president of Hungary. Is he one of those listeners Victor Roban?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I do not think he. I do not think Victor
Roban is a listener to the and Jerry podcast. Is
he is a addicted to Lake Vigor in Hungary? Recently
he met with the Ukrainian president? Oh yeah, and he
also a very big fan of valer much metal. Friends
(05:01):
with Vladimir Putin than he is with the Ukrainian president.
You're all barn. Yeah, here's a strong man.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Okay, moving on into Estonia. So that's two listeners in Estonia.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Are in Estonia?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
What can you do an X please?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
They're very much like Victor Orban It's very similar, just
slightly different, but very similar.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Okay, I see what you're doing there. And now moving
on to El Salvador, where we have two listeners, yeah
and X in please at Salvador.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Again quite similar. It's Spanish El Salvador. I think they
speak Spanish in El Salvador, so lack a spanisha.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Okay, so that's two and our Salvador Armenia. We've got
two Armenia, Jerry. This is a fun part of the game.
In fact, ruder, do you have the screen up in
front of you, please say no, I don't. This is
going to be a bit of a quiz here. You
can play along at home. Yep, okay, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Can't wait for this?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
We've got one country that has three listeners.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Okay, what is it? What is that country?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Yeah? Guess can you give us a continent?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
You don't know what country? The continents and starts with
that Romania one, Jerry, come on fucking space in Europe. Europe.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I was going to say that. I just wasn't prepared
to give you that clue. Okay, you you can't have
to challenge. You can't just be like, hey man, here
you go, I need to clue straight away. You start
guessing and then after a while you say, hey, can
I have a clue?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Okay? How many listeners do we have in Venezuela?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Venezuela. I'm not too sure. So hang on, let's just
start moving through these.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
You have to scroll, you can't just search.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I mean, here we go, Philippines four and then maybe four,
Turks and Kicos Islands five.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Okay, I love the Turks and Chaos Kits and nevs
five think kits and never sits in the West Indies.
So what do we have?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Five people there?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Don't know?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
That could have been Boulders mcgolders possibly McGoldrick. Is she
tuning into the podcast last week?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Probably not? Probably not.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I mean I'm on the show, so good chance. Poland five, yep?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Okay. Disappointing from Poland. I thought we could have done more,
as we could have been in double digits invading Poland.
How many people in christ Country?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
The Cayman Islands five, Mexico six, Cook Island six, Russia seven.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Seven in Russia? So can you, hey, Russia, how's it going?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
And then how does it work over there in Russia?
What do they like? Is it like like if I
traveled over there, entered my phone with me, could I
just fire up podcasts from men Zia?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Or are they two? It's not quite how it works.
Let us know Russian listeners like, do you.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Have to run some kind of dodgy VPN to get us?
If you are listening to us and in Russia? How
have you got it? Or do you do you suhed up?
And is that easy?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Is it just the security services just listening to everything?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
That's what I assume it is. I mean this, do
Putin's men tune into this and go, oh, we don't
have to worry about anything.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Here, and women don't be Six's employing women? Sure?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Is you think woman? Really?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Is?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I think?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
For one thing only for the sake of equality?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Is that what you mean?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Moving on, Montenegro, We've got seven excuse me, Nat, we've
got eight. Okay, Sri Lanka eight. Papa got a new
guinea pig. Eight.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Excuse me. You can't say that got a new guinea
pig in New Guinea. You can't say that, can we?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
We can go for over here. Yeah, all right mate?
So what about the other way around? Number one, New
Zealand Ovius eight it's pronounced actually but that's okay. It
shouldn't be pronounced Carabas, but it's pronounced.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Costa Rica, Austria, a Arabia, Chicki eleven.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
He with sixty sixty nine listeners.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Guitar with a Q twelve, Finland, Okay, can we go back?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Can we go back? So we do have we have
listeners in my countries Belgium thirteen fourteen, finlandcha, So can
we go Top ten?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Please?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
From actual most to least. New Zealand obviously number one,
Australian number two.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
We have thirty six thousand, five hundred and eighty eight
in New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Okay, I love all of you.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Australia we had five and a half hour okay, UK
two two two thousands, two thousand. The state's eight hundred
and thirty seven, Canada four hundred and forty, Japan one
seventy six. The Dutch. We're huge in the Dutch community.
Is it because of the fact that we've done the
(09:38):
Netherlands based podcast three or four times now? When it
comes down to you going over there with the acc
and there was that incident with the babies and the
tower and you were on that ship.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Psilocybin truffles.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yeah, I think that's probably why we have so many
listeners in Netherlands.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Yeah. Oh god, so PSILOSBN truffles. They are such a
good time.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Singapore ten No, Singapore one hundred and ten. Sorry, thank you,
Indonesia eighty seven. Oh yeah, yeah, it's Spain, yes, eighty six,
and that's US.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
It was a fun game, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Okay, So more in Spain than France, that's interesting.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, well there's only seventy nine in France mane.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
And then like there's more in France than there's Ireland,
because in Ireland we've only got sixty eight German Germany
sixty four, Italy sixty two, Sweden sixty, Vietnam fifty one,
Thailand forty three, Switzerland thirty nine, Portugala thirty six, Southflee
Car thirty two, Oh, Greece twenty nine, Norway twenty five,
and Dora twenty five.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I find it's so weird that there's people and and
Dora twenty four of them mate in Spain Spain there
that are listening to the Matt and Jerry podcast.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Do you think they'd be expets or if they're stumbled
across us?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I think they must be expected surely. I mean they
kind have stumbled across us. They kind of just randomly
come across us. No, fag excuse me.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
It's twenty one listeners in Fiji, alright, nineteen in Croatia.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
You never heard Fiji referred to as badge?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Okay, okay, we're going to take a break if one
j one, Yes, We're going to take a break.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Fiji Fiji.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
That's what Jim Carey said in the movie The Truman Show.
Fiji Fiji, not Fiji Fiji.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Tay food. Let's get some tay food southward.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
I mean this is interesting.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
South Korea. Yeah, sixteen. And I want to come back
to you in just a moment and tell you how
many listeners we have in the North of Korea. Now,
this is just going to fucking smoke your minds. None.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
None, they don't have the internet.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yeah, no, none, none in North Korea.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
That didn't smoke my mind at all. So that's what
I expected, really, yep. None, yeah, mate, they don't have
the Internet.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
It's North Korea, North Korea. Imagine if they gave them
the meting jury pod. You just I don't don't get
up in the morning, hang out the back of the
glass barbie, check the pod on. It's a great day.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Do you know something, guys, I don't think the people
of North Korea I would know what the hell was
going on. I think they would be so massively confused
looking at the kind of state run TV that North
Korea operates, and then.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
They would be so confused. They'd be like, what is this?
Have you seen the situation? What they're up to recently?
It was so there's always obviously carnage. In fact, you
might have been here last week when we were talking
about this. I mean, North Korea is just as next level,
and the more you see about the slightly more terrifying
it gets. But you know, South South Korea always trying
to kind of, I don't know, make an effort to
(12:31):
get them back or something like that. So South Korea
are having a bunch of whole bunch of K pop
across the wall at the moment they're going, guys, watch this,
look I'll find it is over here. Look at everyone
being sexual and Yeah, everyone's getting stuck into each other
and it's great you should come across. Not that that's
really how it works, but that's what they're trying to
make heppen, I assume.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
But come across the border North Korea and now they just.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
All they're rubbish. They're just sending back over the border
to South Korea. They're just lighting up HoTT air balloons,
all their rubbish, taking it over, dropping it new beauty,
thanks for coming.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
And it's pretty weird because that decision has been made
and it's gone all the way to the top because
every decision that gets made in North Korea ultimately gets
signed off by Kim Jong un.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Which is crazy because he is a vape outside astud
you every day.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yep, he does. Would it kill us?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
I'm just thinking in terms of marketing and the fact
he's one of the biggest influences in the world, would
it kill us to get Kim jongan on side? Because obviously,
if he says in North Korea, these guys are the best,
then suddenly our audience in North Korea will flourish.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Okay, sure it certainly would. Anything that's anything that's sanctioned
by the dear Leader now would he sanction us? That's
the question. I'm told that he's a real partier. I
have it on I have it on strong advice that
he's a real party animal.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah. Well he gets his speed straight out of North Canterbury,
so he would be does he he's got he's got Yeah,
he's got ties to a couple of the boys that
I used to really down there and ying his food.
I loves as Tucker Gap.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Something's wrong?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Has he got gout?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
He's not going to make old bones?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
He's not going to live to a very old age.
I don't think he's he's pretty, he's pretty. I imagine
he doesn't do a lot of exercise. I mean he
gets everything done for him. He's his old school, old
school dictator, like, no questions asked, do whatever the hell
you want, no questions asked. He as good at sport, though,
(14:26):
isn't he? Ah? He wasn't a basketball was he?
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Mate? He just played a round of golf and shot
a hold in one.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
And I think there was his dad.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Oh, I'm pretty sure that his father was an incredible golfer.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was. That kim Il song
that did the that had that. That was his his father,
Kim Il sung. He's the he's the dear leader, he's
the original.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Apparently it was only eleven or eleven holes in one
in his first ever round.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
That's right, Sorry, I'm done?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Is that Kim John ill?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Yeah, Kim Jong l did that in nineteen ninety four,
his first ever round of golf.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
You're not confusing that to John Keys round that he
played at Chasing the Fox of in a couple of
years ago. He got there one hole in one. No, okay,
it's definitely different. You know, I knew they were different.
I just wanted to make sure that they were.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah, rude. Didn't You didn't confuse that, did you? Really?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
But I'm just looking at a picture of Kim Jong
Early's definitely a lot slighter frame than his son, Kim
Jong really. Yeah, and he lasted quite a bit long.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
What about the brother? What about that Kim John UN's
brother who mysteriously got killed when he was sort of
away overseas somewhere. Pretty sure he did. Is that what
happened to him? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Sorry, I wasn't laughing at that. I was just laughing
at the went got mysteriously.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
He got killed, you got poisoned. I'm sure he was
in an airport or something and he's cruising along. Next thing,
you know, he dropped dead. Really, is that right? Kim
jong Nam? Kim Jong Nam, as he did. Yeah, he's gone. Yeah,
funny that happened. It's just such an unusual thing to happen,
don't you think, Just walking along and then all of
(16:06):
a sudden, oh, whoops, it has just been poisoned by accillent.
Someone's just sort of inserted some walking past him and
said some poison on him. You wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
So this happened at Kawa Lumpur in twenty seventeen, at
the international airport, the VX nerve agent. He just somehow
got exposed to it.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
So weird that that would just it's just a terrible
piece of luck, you have to say.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
And then four North Korean suspects fled the airport shortly
after that.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
This is just a piece of luck thing that that happened,
Just an absolute piece of Like, I wonder what he
knew that they didn't want anybody knowing about. Because he's
cruising around the world. He's very hard to control because
he's the son of Kim Jong ill, right, so he's
got a certain amount of power inside of the North
Korean regime because he is the son of the former leader,
(16:53):
and that's a complete total dictatorship. So he's cruising around,
Kim Jong On goes, I can't have that guy crazy
around the place. That's not gonna be good for us.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Do you think do you think he wasn't on board
with all the same things that Onney was on board.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Well, he was just cruising around. He didn't want to
be the dictator. He was overlooked.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
He was overlooked, wasn't hell Because if he's not that
on he's younger than him.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Because if you've got all the resource and the power
of not having to actually do the job, God, you
could love a terrific life, couldn't you. You're just sweating around.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
All right, Yeah? Yeah, and you don't have any responsibility.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Yeah, I think it'd be quite good. But obviously Ernie wasn't.
I'm not even going to got cast allegations suggest anything,
but someone wasn't too happy with the fact he was
sweatting around.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, I'd say he had something to do.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
I personally would probably take aim At as.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Any younger or older. I'm pretty sure he's younger. I'm
sure Kim John Hill overlooked his eldest and went to
his youngest son and anointed him as the Yeah, way
way younger, way younger. Yeah, fifteen thirteen years. It was
a weird move.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
So it was only just he was so much better
than it was.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
He. No, I don't know why. There'll be some there'll
be there will be a reason. I who knows what's
going on in that country, and thatmly who actually knows
it would be so fascinating to be a fly on
the wall and to watch what the hell went on
when he was when Kim Jong Ill was sick and
he was making decisions because he died of cancer, I'm
pretty sure. And he wasn't old. I think he was
(18:26):
in his seventies. I mean, I'm just saying all this,
but I don't have the facts in front of me.
Late sixties sixty eight or something. A heavy smoker.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I don't like to die young. Dictators, do they? Dictators don't.
They're not rubbed up well by the idea of dying young.
I feel like once they get told that things are
on the way out for them. Dictators tend to. I mean,
they don't do their bestweek before they told that the
things are over. But I feel like those few years
before they actually got before he went was that was
when he made a whole bunch of his decisions. Pretty
(18:56):
much sit in North Korea up for purace of time, right.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Kim Jong got to seventy seventy okay, two years old,
so not that old, but heavy smoker and obviously not
a lot of exercise going on.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
But he's a bit of a good times guy, had
a bit is a more good times guy than ony On.
He's pretty brutal.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Why is only so brutal? I never forget, Like.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Why is brother, you're pretty brutal? Teaching a lesson? Do
you remember?
Speaker 5 (19:18):
The interesting thing though about that poisoning that was at
the Malaysian airport was that there was four North Korean suspects, males,
and apparently they grabbed two, one Indonesian woman, one Vietnamese
woman and said, we're doing this thing for TV.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
That's right, could you take this over to that guy
over there. We're filming it.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
It's going to be hilarious, And then they both got
charged with murder. They said we thought it was part
of a TV prank. One of the women, her charge
of murder was dropped and she was freed, but the
other one pleaded guilty to voluntary causing hurt by dangerous
weapons and means and she got sentenced to three and
a half.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
He is in prison. Oh my, okay, God, So they
it was a did say that it was a prank.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
So they said it was a prank as far as
anyone knows. That's you know, they weren't in on it
and going, oh, we thought it was a prank. They
one hundred percent thought it was a Ben boy tape prank.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
So the North Korean government have they owned up to
any point? No, right, he's been. He's been. Boyce owned
up to that at any point.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
He likes pranks in the airports. I think Ben boys
got that they got in trouble.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
If you tell me that Ben Boyce was out on
the runway in the truck with an EARPCE and giving directions,
that's going to break my heart because I like that man.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I don't think he was. I don't think he's I
don't think any of his pranks have killed anyone. Was
John O there, I don't have r. I don't think so,
because you know.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
That he's had a he hasn't done all that, he
hasn't made his best moves at an airport.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
No, No, John Pray wasn't there. No, John wasn't there. Okay, good,
good to know, Good to know. You got to say, so,
someone's made the decision to kill this guy, right, it's
obviously gone to the top, straight to the top. But
the interesting part for me with dictatorships is it's all
the people around. So you always think, oh, you knocked
the top off the regime and then all of a sudden,
but who's actually keeping those guys in power. It's actually
(21:10):
the people around them. So in terms of North Korea,
there's a whole lot of dudes.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
And why are you just saying that, Like, just knocking
the top off the regime is just so wild.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Yeah, well, the idea is just getting rid of the
dictator and then the whole country will fall over and
they'll change. No, but it's all set up by the
people around them. So there will be tens of thousands
of people who are very powerful people inside of North Korea,
and the reason they're powerful is because Kim Jong un
is the leader and if Kim Jong un is not
the leader, then their lives completely change. So they want
to keep Kim Jong un in because it makes them powerful.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
It's an easy detail to forget, isn't it in dictatorships
that majority of the people that are in them are
actually having a really fucking good time because they top there.
They're getting looked after. Hundi's you know, like and he's
looking after us if.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I was nervous because there's a person above them very extent. Yeah,
if they feel like, if they're not doing their job properly,
then the person above them might get them knocked off.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
You know, Ben Boyce is only one called away mate.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
North Korean prison would be interesting. I'd like to have
look in so one of those, would you, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Mate, you theres and North Koreans? It would own you.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Well, what do you go to prison for? Because nobody
seems to do anything wrong apart from politically you say
something bad about comesong On?
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Really he was too scared.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah, there's not a lot of crime.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
I don't think No, I don't think it would.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Be Would you ever do what's that guy's name, like
Ross Kemp and he used to go to prisons overseas.
Would you ever do a documentary Jeremy Wells north Korean prisons?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Would you ever? Oh? I know you probably wouldn't get out. God,
I'd love to. What so just go to a North
Korean prisident and hang out.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Yeah, hang out, do some filming, interview some people. It
would be so cool.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
I hadn't thought about it till now, But you are right.
I think ironically a North Korean prison might be the
safest prison in the world.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, I want to step out of line.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
You can't be asking questions about things. That's no questioning anything. Man,
do you reckon?
Speaker 4 (22:58):
The guards are like, oh well, if anyone's got any
inside to North Korea, let us know. But currently no listeners.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Generally, their hats are too big in my experience with
that's the main problem with the North Korean regime is
there's too much flag waving for the for the kids
and for the women. And also the men tend to
wear hats that are just slightly too large for them,
and the shoes are too big, like a wide brim, Yeah,
just a bit big.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Do they have a uniform for day to day over there?
Like they don't. It's not like a suits and kind
of I.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Think so, but I mean, only where's the traditional obviously,
the traditional communist Chinese kind of suit.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Yeah, the communist suit is very specific, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Straight leg It's kind of fashionable now actually.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
That Yeah, you run a communist suit on seven I've
noticed that you looked at onions, do you know what?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Yeah? And I imagine there's someone that dresses that guy
every day. There's no way he's putting on his own clothes.
Put it that way, Jerry.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Because that tvn Z where you do seven sharp, and
they've got a hear dresser there, right, could you have
them to run an honey for you?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yeah? Absolutely, Okay, I don't think i'd want to do that.
That's what you could, Yeah, totally, Yeah, yep.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
I'm going to put to promote this podcast. I'm going
to put your face one's dome. I'm probably going to
take me about three to four hours to do. It's
not even gonna look that good, but it's going to
be worth it because the idea of you running an
honey is just priceless.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
It's kind of be confessionable the honey in a weird way,
you know, there's ridiculous Edgar haircuts like my son's got
at the moment, Like, there's some pretty ugly haircuts out there.
As you go running an Honey, he's running an Edgar, Yeah,
because you're right.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
But the thing with the Unnie is, obviously you've got
the Asian genes, which keeps thinks very straight in the here,
in the follow kills, but here if you're running an Honey,
and there is often a little bit of curl that's
kind of crept in there side if I think of
Hugos here, it's a little bit more volumeless and a
little bit more.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
When he pushes back though doesn't he goes back and
slashes back, and then it's shaved on the sides in
a really weird way. It's straight totally who. I don't
know who he's it's totally unique. I don't know who
he's modeling it.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
I've got a recent picture of any that I've just
put in the dock under the four pillars announce and
he's it's actually got quite a nice little curl coming
like almost like an Elvis curl, just coming down over
that right eyebrow.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, it's actually kind of cool. I got to say, is.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
That Ony yeah. Fuck, he looks younger than I think.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
It's forty. How do you think we've been talking? He's
very young. He's only forty years old.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
I mean, and he's here to stay. Isn't he really?
Look at him?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
How does he go to like he's not you'ren't getting
rid of him, that's for sure. He's got tiny little hands,
isn't he?
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Is he a hit with the ladies?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yep? Has he got him? He hasn't got him?
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Mady?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Has he? I'm not sure.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
I'll look that up, but I don't think it's the
fact he's got tiny little hands. I think he's just
got big head, big arms, because he's a big boy.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Whire is palm so big on his finger?
Speaker 3 (25:52):
He's so sure, he's got short little stubbers.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Oh, he's got the first lady of North Korea? The wife?
Is he sold you? They got married in two thousand
and nine. She's thirty four. I mean, no surprise, just
pretty hard.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Just doing the maths. Yeah, so they married when she
was eighteen? Did they almost?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah? Jesus, do you think he is faithful at all
times to her? Yeah? One hundred percent.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
There's no way he's ever stepped out and resold you
excuse me, free sold you?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Oh that's his wife.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not as convinced, actually, reader, I
reckon she'd have quite a good quite a good life.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
There's no pressure on her. She she just looks happy,
wanes around the place. I reckon she gets all the
all the good bits without having the bad bits.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Do you know what I'm picturing. I'm picturing a bit
of a Napoleon and Josephine situation. I think that he
goes away, she gets put through the headboards back, they
make love once more, they rekindle things, and it's just
this beautiful, ongoing organism of a relationship. Understand that other
people are involved, but that's okay, you know, Jerry.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Apparently, I'm just sorry. I'm just Kim Jong on island.
Apparently he's got a really nice It's not next to Epstein,
is it. No, it's not how that I get away
the luxury resort where Trump and Kim Jong and he's
got this luck, He's got this massive compound.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Him and Trump kind of hanging out there.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I've got a picture of Honey Island of Death.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Is Trump like the only guy that he's ever really
let into a circle, he or he's not really let
him into a circle.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
No, because check out that doc that I've just referred
to you with. It's got a picture of Kim Jong
on with his beautiful looking wife and Poobia, the Chinese president.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Look, call me crazy right now, call me fucking crazy.
And I understand how bad this is. He's not a
very pleasant man on he but that suit that he's
running there is fucking in right now, and he looks great.
That is a cracking suit with that beautiful collar and
those breasted pockets. I mean sloppy regg on and you'd
(28:05):
have to say nice pin stripes though, but then a
great set of loafers as well, is that as many
to the left?
Speaker 5 (28:10):
Yeah, the one in the pink dress, he runs a
very loose panch, doesn't he.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
I think it's a good like a beautiful pin stripe suit.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
He's got a massive he's got a massive motor. So
he's also running a weird pant because on his shoe
he wears rises, so there's basically high heels and they
sit right down low so you can't really tell, but
essentially he's on his tippytoes there.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
So's he got some platforms in it.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah, it looks flat, but it's pushed up on the inside,
so the back of the heel is really really high,
but you can never tell because of his pants. They
sit down, Jesus, and he's still shorter than everyone else
around him, like shorter than pooh beer mate, can you
still if you're gonna huck rises in there, give yourself
twelve inches? Excuse me?
Speaker 4 (28:56):
What kind of operation are we running?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Only is five to seven inches five feet seven inches high?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Have you seen Have you seen his party Island?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Yeah? Show me his party Island. What's the like, what's
the enter? Does he play beer pong and that kind
of thing? Or is it more of it?
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Just then see racist. Yeah, so his party Island is
like a resort a yes, wow, oh my god. So
it's on the east coast of North Korea and it's
this weird provides fils, the one son baby home and orphanage.
(29:39):
God he's yeah, it's like in the north. It's on
the east coast of Korea and it's an island and look,
it's got like swimming pools and it's got palm trees.
Bloody fancy you have a photo up over there?
Speaker 4 (29:53):
On.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Yeah, apparently it's like Ibtha.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Oh ship. Okay, that's the real deal. Yeah, okay, it's
the real, real deal.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
It's a luctualy resort. That's that's where he loves. It's
got its own true has it got its own sports stadium? Oh,
looks like it does.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
It's fucking incredible.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Meanwhile, there's this country that can't even give enough money
for food. This guy's running a ridiculous it's got water slides,
it's got a turn of foot pole on a theme park.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
So because Dennis Rodman got to go there in twenty thirteen,
and this is what Dennis Rodman said, Kim's Island is amazing.
It's like going to Hawaii or Abtha. But he's the
only one that lives there. He's got fifty to sixty
people around him the whole time, just normal people drinking cocktails,
laughing the whole time. If you drink a bottle of tequila,
it's the best tequila. Everything he wants he gets.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yep, that'll be right. He's a dictator of a country.
Nobody can question it. Still know if he's got a
seven million dollar yacht, that's not really very expensive, is it?
Speaker 4 (30:54):
That's full football pitch.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
He doesn't.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
He's not the type of got to play. He's so
old school. It feels slightly Roman the way he operates,
you know how. It's like the he's probably like the
Colosseum situation I can imagine, and he just packed up
the top of the air with a cocktail in hand.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
It's almost like you want to I want them to
send troops and then take over North Career just so
we can see pictures of this place. Yeah, you just
want to selfish. Yeah it is selfish, actually, but I
really want to see inside our people in there. I know,
if you can make become mates with them somehow.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Well, like you want a pinpal from them if he.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Wants to be friends with a sort of a C
grade New Zealand celebrity C grade, Mesh, I'll give you
a B these days. It's nice of you give me
a BJ. Hey tomorrow on the Mentagery show. I'm not
giving you a BJ on the show tomorrow. No tomorrow.
(31:48):
We need to talk about this this double ender that
we had, Sorry, what the double ender that we had?
You and me? Hey, the double ender?
Speaker 4 (31:56):
You know, I hear what you're saying. We'll talk about
that we're not going to talk about that tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Jerry, okay? Is that us? Hello?
Speaker 5 (32:04):
I'm Matt Heath.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Daily
Bespoke podcast. Right now you can listen to our Radio
Highlights podcast, which you will absolutely get barred up about anyway.
Set to download, like, subscribe, write, review, all those great things.
It really helps myself and Jerry and to a lesser extent,
Mash and Ruder. If you want to discuss anything raised
in this pod, check out the Conclave, a Matt and
(32:26):
Jerry Facebook discussion group. And while I'm plugging stuff, my book,
A Lifeless Punishing Thirteen Ways to Love the Life You've
Got is out now get it wherever you get your books,
or just google the bastard. Anyway you seem busy, I'll
let you go.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
Bless Blessed, blessed.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Give them a taste of key we from me,
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