Jerry Loves Shoving Stuff Up His Nose - The Radio Show (November 27)

Today on the Hauraki Breakfast, the boys catch up with Tim Southee, a friend of the show. Also, they discuss what "Eshittification" means, and who is getting what stuck up their snoz? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Entertainment, sports and music. There are available everywhere on the
radio app Jeremy Wells on Radio.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Good Morning, Walking along to the hideche Brief. This is Wednesday,
the twenty seventh of November twenty twenty four. My name's
Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Mas.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
She's pushing the buttons this morning.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Oh mate, heavy, hump day, Heavy.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Wednesday, happy day and Ruder Executive producer Ruters in the
studio to back from a couple of days.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Second, my noses running, but gee, the weather's fine, so
you can't complain.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Can you? Is this a lot of positivity? Ruder?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Ye, the noses running, but you can't get plain no.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Well, later on we're going to be talking about something
to do with noses and what people put up them.
And it turns out, Ruder, something was up your nose
for a few months. Yeah, when rotten ended up rotting
and stinking. Oh but a nose cat check can't wait?
You know what much knows Kai something else. He's raging
in the machine.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Welcome along the Hood Auki Breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
R coming up today. Twenty eight days to Christmas. By
the way, twenty eight days till Christmas, four weeks, four weeks,
four weeks exactly four weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Have you boys as parents shopped you or not? Really?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
No, I'm in the very very lucky position where I
don't have to do any Christmas shopping anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh, you hire someone to do it? I?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh, yeah, basically basicly, I'll tell you the great thing
around a relationship. You know, when you get to a
stage in a relationship where you where there's no double
handling anymore, and you know, a relationship works, And this
is how I feel about You know, a relationship works
when she does things and she's happy to do things
that you hate doing, and you're happy to do things

(01:51):
that she hates doing.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
So do you guys have like categories?

Speaker 6 (01:54):
So would you say that her responsibilities fit into a
similar template each time? And then the same with you,
like she holiday organizing that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh, we've got a we've got a spreadsheet of whose
responsibility that sits on the on the young the fridge.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
And is that just a reminders to know what your
domain is?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, just sort of a list, says Tulsi, and then
it's got all of the things that she does underneath it.
And then it's got Jeremy. It's got all the list
of things that I do underneath it.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Well, how long is that list?

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Look they vary. I mean, look it works right, Mash.
That's all I'm going to say.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Radio show. No, we're not counting.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
We're not counting seven sharp, We're not Look.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
We're not counting driving range midday.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
It's not about no no, no, it's it's things.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
That you do for everybody and then seven sharp at night.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, No, that's that's that's how list is.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
That's different. It's different things.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I mean we're talking about jobs around the house, jobs
and the family.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Who does what?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Andant Look some stage, Meshy, you know when you get
a little bit older, this will happen to you as well,
where you'll just start to work out there's no point
in double handling, Rudy.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
Do you have this in your household? Do you have
an Excel spreadsheet on your fridge door?

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Basically, because I'm the kind of person that would go
shopping for Christmas presents around the twenty third of December.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Oh, you're a Christmas present you're the Christmas present shopper.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Well, no, that's the problem, isn't that.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
I am a twenty thirty December kind of guy, And
so my wife figured out very early that that must
mean that it's her job to shop.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
For Christmas presents.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
However, I have learned because my wife's birthday is the
twelfth of December, so now I have to start shopping
in advance for that. And that's about as far as
my brain can get. So she's the one that has
to worry about the Christmas presents, and I just isn't
it funny though, being someone that just watches all these
Christmas presents get over and on Christmas Day and you're
like nothing, These are as much a surprise.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
To these children as it is to me.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
I love that. I love that part of it. Oh yeah,
thanks for that. That was so thoughtful of you.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's like, I know, yeah, I know, it really was
so much. I've put a lot of.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Thought into that.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
The day Breakfast already your coming up later on Black Cap.
Tim Souley joins us on the show. A lot of
questions to him me. She's got one question in particular.
She's been working all night, all night, I would say this.
He's been working on it all night and it's a short,
sharp question.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
I think I'm going to back out on the question.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
You can't back out of it.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I think I am going to back out on the question.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
You've got one job, Mesh, and it's to ask the
one question.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
He doesn't deserve that.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
He's been a big part of my life. He's been
playing cricket the entire my entire existence. Not that you
know that he is right much. Yeah, I care a
lot about this man, and I don't think me asking him, Hey, mate,
what's up with the betting?

Speaker 3 (04:34):
A few questions? I can't believe you're going to ask him. Then,
I don't believe that.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
So disrespect so disrespectful.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
Well, the second thing is that I'm pretty I'm pretty
keen to not ask it, but you I feel like
you're saying that I might have to. Look, it was
just the seventy seven and his test debut that got
me excited about the bat and then you know, yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
The question you're going to ask him is he scored
seventy seven one day? Bo, what's with the betting?

Speaker 6 (04:59):
I feel like, no, I need to work on the
wording of that because it does feel blunt, doesn't it again.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
I'm going to work on that. I'll workshop that one
and I'll run that past you later on it, Tim
Salvey after eight.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
Views, Entertainment, sports and musics available everywhere on the radio
app Jeremy Wells on Radio.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Hurdarchy six thirty three on the Hidacky Breakfast. Time for
your latest news headlines. Further relief could be on the
way for borrowers with November's official cash rate decision A
due this afternoon. It's wildly expected the Reserve Bank will
cut the OCR by fifty basis points from four point
seven to five to four point twenty five fast. A
real good art sale for New Zealand last night, with

(05:39):
a Charles Frederick Goldie painting selling for three point seven
million dollars in Auckland. The New Zealand artist created Thoughts
of a tour Hunger in nineteen thirty eight, depicting photo
Cody Tarhuna, the chief of the tour whe tribe.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I got a photo of this one here fellas of
this picture by Jeff Wilson Goldie A nice picture.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Three point seven you reckon three point seven?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Someone decided that they wanted to pay three point seven
for it.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Do you get the frame? I've always wanted this in
art collecting. Do you get to keep the frame that
it comes in? Yeah? Okay, that's good.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, it comes with the frame.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Does the frame often hold value? No, it's a show
very little value. It's fair. Did you think about putting
a bet in on this one?

Speaker 8 (06:18):
No?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
And Man Henry is hoping to replicate his impressive track
record on his home ground when the black Caps opened
their Test series against England and Chichi tomorrow. The Cantebrian
took career best figures of seven for twenty three and
in South Africa at Hagley Over in twenty twenty two,
before taking seven for sixty seven against Australia at the
same ground last summer.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
He loves Hagley Over.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
I've got a good feeling about this one, fellas, really
be honest. Yeah, I'm going to put my head on
the line now and say I think it's alsown up already.
Really yeah, I'm feeling that confident about it. I think
Tim Southy, like I said moments ago, starting his career
against England on New Zealand soil, and now he gets
to finish it in the same fashion.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I think, I think it's just going to be locked up.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Well, it's going to be an interesting first time. I
see the tab's got New Zealand at a dollar eighty
seven and England at two dollars ten, so not much separating.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
You know, he's got the most Test wickets to Hagley
over though. Tim Souley sixty one at twenty two point
six average.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Okay, pretty good, all right, better average than Matt Henry. Yeah,
Matt Henry's average there's twenty four point six. Wow, even
with all of those baggies. That's right, What those baggies?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
What the hdarchy breakfast alreadio hdarchy.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
The History of Today with Jeremy James Drummond dwells on
this day in one seventy six, Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius,
I heard of them. Grants's son commedis aged fifteen, the
rank of imporator.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
Oh Jesu's matt Heath when you need them, and be
coming off the back fence right about.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
And be loving it.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Nineteen fifty six, American Bobby Morrow takes out the Melbourne
Olympic sprint double you only two hundred meters Gold medal
an equal world record twenty point seven five. The current
record is held, obviously by Usain Bolt, who ran nineteen
point one nine at the two thousand and nine World Champs. Mesh,
weren't you saying off earlier? You reckon? You could beat

(08:15):
twenty seconds in the two hundred.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
I've got absolutely no chance. Who was that kid at
school that actually struggled with sprints? It was all right,
long distance Sprince Nogget.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, yeah, though you've called an explosive unit.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Thanks mate. In nineteen seventy, Apple Records released George Harrison's
triple album All Things Must Pass, which includes this great
song which has no and no chorus does it just has?
It's just a.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Song but just the same lines over and over and
over again with great sligh.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Guitars and lots of key changes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Apparently stolen off the Ronetts or something. Really Yeah, you
had to pay them hug.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Even money, spector little Spector.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh yeah, phelt felt what the wall of sound? So
the album became the best selling solo release of any
of the Beatles. That went six times platinum. My Sweet Lord,
that's on there, the biggest single from the album, went
to number one in the US. The UK, New Zealand, Australia, France, Spain,
millions of other countries, including the West German Media Control

(09:25):
Singles Chart.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Jesus, not the West German Media Control Singles chart.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yep, that's right, the West German Media Control Singles champ.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
What are the West German media control single charts? That's
it's the Sorry exactly.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
Let me work on my wedding of that question. What
makes the West German Media Control Singles chart so special?

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Well, it's the West German media control singles chart.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
As opposed to German charts.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
That's it's controlled by the media, by the media of
West Germany.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
In ninety seventy nine, the first one day day Night
International between Australia in the West Indies was held at
the CG.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
When He's got bowled out.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
One hundred ninety three, Australia made one ninety six for
five or seventeen balls remaining. It was a massive day
that one. Yeah, it was absolute corker, I mean ACG.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
The totals of that game.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Oh yeah, they battled away one hundred and ninety six
that was that was anything over two twenty in those days.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, very hard to Chase and.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Nineteen ninety nine, New Zealand's The Labor Party defeated the
National leg Government after nine years in power. Helen Clark
became the first elected female prime minister in New Zealand's history.
Of course, Jenny Shipley the first female prime minister. I
thought she wasn't elected, but you don't elect the prime
minister anyway. I've always got a bit of an issue
with that. She was the first prime minister. Jenny Shepley,
first female promise, that's true. People always talk about the

(10:46):
elected part of it.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
That doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
He's different here to the States, isn't it. Yeah? Birthdays
today ninety forty five. James Avery, who played Uncle Phil
on The Fresh Prince of Belly. You remember him in
nineteen sixty two. Oh Davy boy Smith from the British
Bulldogs w w Friestler no longer with us two thousand
and two he died, goodness gracious, forty years old. When

(11:10):
do what happened? Because so many of those WWF stars
are no longer with us? Nineteen forty Bruce Lee, also
note with us, was born nineteen forty two. Jimmy Hendrix
was born well how's he getting on? Jimmy Hendrix no
longer with us? And nineteen ninety four Shriek the Sheep
was born. I remember that us twenty eleven Trick the

(11:33):
Sheep died. So all of those birthdays today, all of
those birth players, and no one's with us anymore.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
All out of those birthdays today, all of them no
longer with us.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Ah, God, I love that the Sheep seventeen years old.
Trick the Sheep seventeen glorious years.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
The hod Achy breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
So a few months ago we teamed up with Dad's
Pies and asked you for suggestions for a flavor for
our radio Hurriccue pie. In the end, you voted for
the Angus steak and halip in your cheese pie. I
had one yesterday actually, and now the Hedacuy pie is
rolling out in stores. So you just need to keep
an eye out for at your local BP while being cafes,

(12:15):
supermarkets or dairies. Now, what's this form that you've whacked
in front of me here?

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Reader?

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Now, Jerry, you won't know because you never check your emails,
but we got sent an email yesterday our mates at
Wild Bean Cafe. They wanted to help us celebrate, so
they said, we'll give you a morning t shot on Thursday,
which is the day the pie is officially released, Great
New Zealanders. And so everyone in the office we got
given a form to fill out online and you basically

(12:41):
get a drink, you say what name you want on
your order, and then you get to order a delicious
pie or sausage roller as well. So I thought it
would be a good time to run through Jerry, some
of these questions for you good and just say what
you want. For instance, number one, what name do you want.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
On your order? Well, my name is Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
That's where you want to go? Yeah, absolutely, Otherwise I'm
not going tonounce my order. You don't want to go with jury, No, no,
Jeremy not news No, I don't want newsboy.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Can you just put down Jeremyjames Drummond? Wells is it
James Drummond?

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Well, I'm quite a slow typer as well.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Okay, got it.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
There's a couple of Jeremies in the office. It's going
to clarify these things.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Okay, So next question, what drink would you like? All
coffees by the way are going to be regular sized?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
What takes your fancy? I have a Chai latte please?
Oh jeerlie, I haven't had one for a long time. Child.

Speaker 6 (13:33):
Tomorrow is going to be the day because there's two
types of chie, isn't there? Is there a sweet Chie
and then there's a regular chi.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, I want the sweet Chie? You want the sweet sweet? Hi?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Can you put the brackets sweet?

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Please? Read it?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
I think I can. Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:47):
There we go? Is the season?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Now?

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Question number three?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
What milk?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Would you like? Full cream? So you're not going to
go with the oat?

Speaker 3 (13:54):
No? No, no, no, no, no, no, it's.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Not really milk oat milk, coconut no, trum no, no coconuts,
water cre no, no, definitely full cream. Okay, So I've
just tipped almond there for you.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
And then question of forre most important obviously, which delicious
pie or sausage roll do you want to eat?

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Now?

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Mash you off here? You said you went for the
original sausage roll, did you?

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah? Well, look, I mean, of course, our pie is
one of the options on there, and I've had quite
a few of those in the last twenty four hours
because they've showed up here already, so I thought.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
I'd just take a bit of a relief away from
the Jalopinia steak and cheese pie.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
How do you see, player?

Speaker 3 (14:33):
I mean, what are you going to get in your helmet?

Speaker 1 (14:36):
The Anger steak and jlipinia cheese pie.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
That's of course, yeah, absolutely, you're a good man.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
I can't have enough of them. They are absolutely delicious.
I would recommend everybody going to BP while being cafe
and try one of them.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
So I just say again, this is going to be
the livered about Halpas ten tomorrow, so you definitely want
to run with the Anger steak.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
And absolutely I can't wait the garlic and cheese. Don't
a garlic and cheese sausage. I'm not?

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Oh, I mean sorry, well, Dean, thanks for coming up.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Halfter seven o'clock, Trent Bolt made two point five million
in the IPL auction a couple of days ago, and
executive producer Ruder has broken down what he could buy
with the He's done some Ruder math on it and
a fever dream apparently also common objects that children stick
up their nose. Turns out some very very small children

(15:31):
put but it's of foam up there that rot and
make them smell.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Guess that's specific.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, and after eight o'clock, retiring black Cat Jim Zaudi
joins us. Stay with us is our Hidacky Breakfast with
the Hdarchy.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hdarchy News, Entertainment, sports
and music.

Speaker 7 (15:55):
There are available everywhere on the iHeart Radio app.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Jeremy well on Radio.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Good Morning, Welcome along to the Hodecke Breakfast, Wednesday, the
twenty seventh of November twenty twenty four. My name's Jeremy Wells.
This is Meshy on the buttons.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Oh yeah, I tell you what, Jerry.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
The Froze Big Show gets banded around a lot these days,
and today we really do have a big show.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah. We've got a lot coming up, haven't we.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Executive producer Ruder Black Caps legend Tim Saley joins us
after eight o'clock. It's his final test series.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
I'm also looking forward to the Australian lady who wants
to ban fairy Bridge. He joined us live on the
phone from Sydney.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
And also we're going to talk to the Dude's getting
update on the dudes who are walking in a straight
line from Dargaville to Funada. Dargavill to funk at a
How they going.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
It sounds like they we're going great when they messaged me,
but let's find out later.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Oh really the hod.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
So Trenty, Lovely Trent Bolt is two point five million dollars.
He's been not for I don't like to use the
word bought for in the IPL auction. I think he's
been leased, right, he's been leased for two point.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Five million, and ruder.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
You're away for a couple of days with a shocking
fever and you love doing the maths on things. You
love getting stuck into the numbers.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Well, because the other thing was no one else was home.
So I'm lying there and a fever reading this stuff
about numbers, and I'm feverish about numbers anyway, So it
was it kind of went exponentially, I'd say tenfold, lying
in bed thing about lovely Trendy think about the IPL
and I saw that he was going to earn two
point five to three seven million dollars and another one

(17:40):
hundred and eighteen dollars and seventy five cents, and I thought,
you know, what does that work out at and I
thought a lot of people go through the figures from
last year and they'd say, per delivery, yes, he's going
to get seven nine hundred and thirty dollars per.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Ball he bowls, seven thousand dollars? Are bored this? This
is on the basis of how many balls he bowled
and the IPL last year.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, okay, right?

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Or per game he would be getting one hundred and
fifty eight thousand dollars a game.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah, three hours.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
It's pretty good, isn't it. It's pretty nearly Smoke and
Joe Lovely twenty Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
But then I also wondered what are some of the
things he could buy with two million, five hundred and
thirty seven, one hundred and eighteen dollars and seventy five cents.
Of course, obviously there's going to be new McDonald's opening
in Wannica. Each Big Mac, for instance, is ten dollars
sixty And I thought he could buy two hundred and
thirty nine thousand, three hundred and fifty Big Macs.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Okay for that?

Speaker 4 (18:33):
And you know his shout share them around a lot
of people say why would the black Caps want to
play on a central contract when they can go.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
And do this.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
The number one ranked earning black Cap this year is
going to earn five hundred and four thousand.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Dollars, okay from their central contract right.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Four years work and Trent Bolt's going to earn five
times that in two and a half months.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
The radio HURDACKI angers steak and Jlipino cheese pie. Maybe
he wants to buy those six dollars ninety here, three
hundred and sixty seven thousand of those he could buy.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
That's a lot of that. That's more than they could make.
Holy good point, they can't make that many.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Don't forget the extra six hundred and ninety eight that
you've put down on the sheet readers.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
You're right, Mashi, I just got far too feverish into this.
Cold Play tickets they were massive last week. On average,
two hundred and twenty four dollars a cold Play ticket.
He could buy over eleven thousand of those.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
What's so funny you bring that up. That's a lot
of Coldplay tickets. But also was that the concert where
he presented himself.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I suppose Scott Scot Scott when he no arm spooned me. Yeah, well,
I was seeing watching Trevior Scott one of the greatest
moments in my life. So that's basically eleven thousand coplay ticket.
That's an entire East stand. Yeah, he could have shoved.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
For instance, you wanted to get the twenty twenty four
model Ferrari two to ninety six gt B five hundred
and fifty grand, but Trent Bolt.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
He could buy ten of those, okay.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
And I also thought, what does he earn up against
the Prime Minister Chris Luxen. Luxing gets paid four hundred
and ninety eight thousand dollars a year for doing that job.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
It's only nineteen point six percent of what Trent Bolt
will earn at the IPL next.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Year for two months.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, and he'd be very happy about that. He deserves
every cent. Yea true lovely trendy.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
And I would argue, as bowling in the IPL, is
that more important than being the Prime Minister of New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Your thoughts, Oh, it's up.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
There, he comes, Jeremy Well, I was looking for a
free beer. It's up there. Oh, he deserves every cent.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
He deserves it.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Of course he does the Hochy breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
R Hodarchy yesterday, mass you had some pretty bold claims
around what was going on during the christ Church quake
with cows. Oh, to come back to this, well, we
need to we need to come we need to circle
back to this because what you said yesterday was that
before the christ Church quakes two thousand and ten, twenty twelve,

(20:59):
that it was noticed by a number of farmers in
Canterbury that cows were sitting down before the quakes. And
you you claim that cows can predict earthquakes.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
That was your claim.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
That was your claim, and that the way they can
predict them is that they sit down. What I have
since me is that that is what I claimed. Yeah
you did you claim that? Yeah, you claim that. And
there were a number of theories that were thrown around
as to why that they have fourked, four hooked connections
to the ground and they can feel tremors apparently.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Before they exist.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Well that's what I was look these psychic cows.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
There was some information that I got from a couple
of farmers in North Canterbury. Yes as Texas may have suggested,
there could have been some fun as involved and they
were just you know, we were just speculating. But there
were allegations after the grocer's earthquakes, that they felt those
earthquakes coming through the ground up to an.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Hour before, up to a hour before.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
And what happened yesterday, Jerry after I shared this theory, Yep,
it has maybe been the wildest twenty four hours of
my life. I didn't realize that something so small what
have the impact that it like it like it has.
As I have received more intel from people right across
the nation into the amount of photos I have been sent, Jerry,

(22:11):
cow's sitting down in the last twenty four hours and
it needs to stop.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Well, yesterday I ended up in a car driving up
some up north briefly and we're looking at it. Mania
and I were driving along. We were looking at it
and I saw a more cow sitting down than I said.
And when I said, this is a bad sign. According
to Mesh, there's going to be an earthquake. Should we
be driving on this road, maybe we need to pull
over and get underneath the doorway.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
This is so funny you say this because yesterday I
was going for a trot around one tree hill here
in Auckland, because of course I'm shooting for summer shooting
far and we.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Talked about that the other day.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
There was one other person I saw on this walk,
and I happened to be walking past some cow. If
you know, if you've been to One Tree Hill, you
understand that they kind of have a lot of farm
and animals roaming around. Sheep cows made there was a
mass have heard yep of cows. I'd say probably thirty
odd I would say twenty eight of them were sitting down.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
This is the thing.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
And from across the other side of the paddic. One
other person I saw while out for my own yesterday,
he shouted, man, she.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Huh, drop cover, hold mate. The cows are sitting down.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Cows are always sitting down. So I've made a mistake,
thank you. And I'd just like to apologize to those.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Oh God, okay, it's good that you're making that apology.

Speaker 6 (23:28):
Because I did some research last night in spite thinking
that maybe I can come in tomorrow and prove a point. Yeah,
not a lot of evidence out there to notify me
that cows could predict an earthquake two hours prior.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
To How could they How could they know that an
earthquake was about to happen? I don't know, man, I
just thought they're not psychic. I just thought those psychic cows.
I just and even if they did, why would they
then sit down?

Speaker 3 (23:52):
I don't know why that's it down.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
I just thought that these farmers from North Canterbury allegedly
maybe maybe not on the fucking matters.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
At a point, there was study done in twenty eighteen
found there's no strong evidence that animals can predict earthquakes.
The lead author said that reports of animals acting strangely
are of an anecdotal and don't follow scientific metholodology.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
So there, I don't know, Felmers, I still reckon there's
a small childs This text has come through here on
three four three utter rubbish.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Ah, very good, they breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
This text in around animals sitting down during earthquakes, which
is Mashi's theory that the cows sat down before the
christ earth quakes. Apparently they were seen by a couple
of farmers sitting down. Cows are sitting down, and here's
the pych cows.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
They predicted the quakes.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
I had heard anecdotally from a couple of farmer friends
of mine down there in the Canary Maybe maybe not
on the fucking hunters that a couple of hours price
to the Christis earthquake.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
All the cows were sitting down because they knew it
was coming.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah, apparently according to this text of cow sit down
and it's about to ragn two. Also, hey guys, didn't
all the animals and Pompeii that weren't tied up? Didn't
they leave town before the eruption? Cheers from Scotty Scotty,
thank you, sir. So wait on, do they do cows
predict earthquakes or volcanoes know all the rain?

Speaker 3 (25:10):
What I'm suggesting is they just predict weird things going on.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Okay, so weird things, So they think this is a
weird thing, and then they immediately sit down.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
That's my theory.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
Okay, yeah, that cows, with their four hoofs, they can
predict weird things. In fact, I'm willing to do this theory.
I think maybe in the future, if anything weird pops up,
we get a cow involved, I can pop down a
one tree hill. We can maybe run a bit of
a predictor or something like that. I think cowls are
capable of amazing things. But I keep those ticks coming
through on three for eight three with support of evidence
or just anecdotal stories on why and how cows can

(25:41):
predict amazing thing.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Thank you, well, we I mean the cow thing's fascinated.
But we need to move on to the ten most
popular things that children shove up their noses in Australia.
Because there's a Queensland Children's Hospital which has done after
ten years, they've done a study of things that so
one thousand, six hundred and fifty times they have been

(26:02):
called and to take things out of children's noses, which
is quite remarkable. So they've documented it all and they've
got the top ten things that children shove up their
noses in Queensland, which might be different than New Zealand,
might be different than New South Wales.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Okay, good sample size those sixteen hundred and fifty over
ten years.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yep at number ten. Batteries right at number nine. Magnets
all shapes and sizes.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Why are kids hanging out with magnets and batteries?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Well, I guess batteries lying around. Yeah, you always have
batteries lying around, and then maybe batteries remote controls and
things like that.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
You should both have kids any issues sticking stuff up?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
No, no, never, never, batteries or magnets at eight crayons.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
I can imagine that were yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Seven buttons, well, I can imagine buttons six just toys
in general.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Five nuts, yes, mash nuts, four seeds. Three balls, yes,
smash balls, balls like how big a ball?

Speaker 3 (26:59):
We talk like basketballs and stuff. To get that up,
you know, child is running nuts, seeds, balls up the
shnose two lego.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Of course that makes it. But the number one thing
that children shove up their noses in Australia beads, Yes,
enough beads. It turns out that executive producers shoved a
bit of phonoknocks nosed when it was two and it's rotted.

Speaker 9 (27:21):
Yeh.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
So my parents went through this phase where for about
two or three months, when I was maybe three years old,
they noticed that I was getting steadily more progressively smelly,
and my mum anecdotally later on said, you know, I'd
come up for a cattle man, come on a cattle
and she'd just be like, I got to the point
where it was no thanks, So I just sit in

(27:42):
the corner crying because no one wanted to pay me
any attention or a fiction which may explain a few
things it does. Actually, they ended up taking me to
a doctor, and the doctor of course agreed, yes, there
is a problem with this young man.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
He is stinky, stinks.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
And I actually remember him putting one of those like
a little magnifying glass screen type thing and looking up
my nose and he's like, there's something up there. Oh God,
And he got the tweezers.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Out and he right up there, right up there.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
And out came this rotten piece of foam. Now, and
he said, have you guys got any like foam mattresses
or anything at home?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
And he said, well you do.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
And he said, I reckon if your boy was was
he sick two or three months ago? And they said, oh,
I had had a cold. And he said, I think
what's happened here is your young son has wanted to
stop his nose from running, and he's ripped a piece
of foam rubber off and shoved that up his nose
and it's rotted for the last two or three months.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Oh okay, right, Top ten things that Jeremy Welles likes
to shove up his nose.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
I've got the list here. Can we get to those
now or do we have to go to a break?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
No, I think we should put it out to the listeners. Okay,
best things that you've shoved up your nose three four
eight three hundred herdeche can you better rude a story
about shoving a piece of rotting the foam up there
that ended up rotting and making him stink.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Jeremy Well, I'm radio.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Seven thirty one. How to you briefast time for you
latest news headlines. The secretive construction of a radioactive waste
facility in Mnowatu has outraged neighbors.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
The building on.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Defense forced land near parments to north was constructed without
public notice for the Health Ministry and holds waste like
unneeded radiation devices for cancer treatment. Wow. Parents in Krasyich
are angry over a top department stores decision to use
a smart phone for this year's Santa photos. The Santa
Grotto at the high end Balentine's store has copped backlash,

(29:30):
with parents annoyed at paying twenty five dollars for photos
taken on a phone At Valentine's. Spokespersons his experts advised
the phone camera would provide a better photo.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
This is a fascinating little argument, actually, because I totally
understand why you'd be upset about the idea. Of taking
your kids to a situation where someone is just clearly
stepping it on their phone. But at the same time, now,
phone cameras are just better than normal cameras.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Why would you care? Yeah, okay, and you get it through,
You get it stent straight through to your phone.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Nice. And do you still they do you still buy
the hard copies?

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Why it's twenty five dollars? I'm not quite sure that's
the problem. That's five dollars.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yeah, that's the crime, not the bit they're taking the
photo with.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah. And Ben Hunter is heading home to Brisbane after
inking a two year NURL deal with the club he's
spent most of his career with. He's chosen to return
to the Broncos from the Dragons instead of entertaining options
at the Roosters or the Dolphins. Up next, what is
your kids shoved up their nose? That had a number

(30:30):
of texts and also a lot of people feeling sorry
for you, ruder, the fact that you shoved some farm
up your nose that rotted and you're stunk, and then
would try and hug your parents and then they tend
to piss off. Well, someone said, ruder, that's gross.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
I was like two or three years old.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Yea the hood Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Hodarchi so Queensland Children's Hospital is answering the big questions
at the moment, what exactly do small children most enjoys
sticking up their noses? It turns out the top three
things in Australia balls at three, number two, lego number one, beads,
also batteries, magnets, crayons, buttons, toys, nuts and seeds, no

(31:15):
fruit or vegetables. But on the line we have Gareth,
who I believe was involved and a vegetable sticking up
your nose incident. Gareth.

Speaker 8 (31:26):
Yeah, So as a kid, we had a big avocado
tree in the back guard and during spring it its
fruits and it made little avocado pips or fruits or
whatever you want to call it, probably the size of
the tip of one's pinky. And I was we lad
running around in the back garden. I shabbed one of

(31:48):
those goodies and I shut with you on high up
my nose and went back in to show my parents
my brilliant work. And they tried to get that out
for a little while, after which they decided that thing
was jolly on up there, and they couldn't do anything
about it, and they took me to the hospital where

(32:08):
the doctor put his hand over my mouth and blew
in the opposite nostrils, blowing the pit free.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Okay, So I blocked up a nostril and blew it out.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
And blew it up.

Speaker 8 (32:20):
Yeah, so that was pretty surprising as how they managed
to start and yeah, parents took me home and I
went off into the back on and grabbed a new
one and shoved it back in there.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
All right. Oh no, you meant to learn from mistakes.
Gare not shove another one up your nose. Thank you
for your call. Good morning Rachel from poker Coe, Welcome
to the show. What did your son lose up his nose?

Speaker 10 (32:49):
And he was about four and he came to me
on a Sunday morning at about eleven o'clock and he said,
I'm shoved a teak deck like a little skateboard wheel
up my eye And I said, oh you haven't.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
He goes, yes, I have.

Speaker 10 (33:04):
I thought, oh god.

Speaker 11 (33:05):
So we went to A and A.

Speaker 10 (33:06):
They tried for about three or four hours get it out,
but it kept spinning because it was a wheel. Of course,
and then we went to the hospital for three hours,
four hours I think, I don't know, but anyway, they said, oh,
we're just going to put him under, and they tried
to put him under, but he just vomited it all
over them, me, everywhere. I just said, right, that's it.

(33:27):
We're just going home. I can't stand this anymore. And
then we waited three or four days and took him
to a specialist who just wrapped him in a blanket
so his arms were down and then he got a
little hok he numbed the nose, got a hot put
it upside and hopped it out stus like that.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
What straight jacket of them?

Speaker 10 (33:46):
Ut, yeah, they call it. They said, we're just going
to make you like a little sausage and.

Speaker 11 (33:52):
Put it in a blankets.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Okay, well a specialist. What sort of specialists are we talking?

Speaker 8 (33:59):
You know?

Speaker 10 (33:59):
And yeah, some throat specialists at Manekow terrifying ordeal. Well,
it was because I kept thinking my mother was going
on about if it goes back, it goes into the lungs,
and I was like, oh.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
My god, but you don't want to in your lungs,
that's for sure.

Speaker 10 (34:20):
No, And it's just that was the whole problem. Was
they shoved it up that everyone trying shoved it up further.
So we should have just gone to the specialist in Rachel.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
And how how's your son?

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Now?

Speaker 1 (34:31):
How's his nose?

Speaker 8 (34:33):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (34:33):
No, he had antidated symptom and I don't know if
it was from that, but last year had a nose job.
And yeah, I mean it wasn't from that. He had
a broken nose three times from various things, rugby and
a basketball on his nose and things like that. But
now it's all straight and looking lovely good.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Okay, a good ending to that story. Rachel, thanks thanks
for giving us a call.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
I'll tell you what's some facil agent ancient medical kind
of practices being executed to remove a thing from a schnozz?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Well, I mean, what else are you going to do?
Because you can't cut your what you can't cut your
nose open?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
I bet Gareth yarn is so good man.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Garrett. Sounded like you still had something cupped up.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yeah, he did some of a nasal tone, Yeah didn't they?

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Yeah, put another avocado up?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
How did you breakfast?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
The hurdy breakfast with Jeremy Wells?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Already so yesterday on the show, we were chatting about
brushes with fame and we've got some great messages actually
that came through. Unfortunately we couldn't get to them all,
but one message that really stood out to us we
thought we wanted to hear more about. So on the line,
we've got Cody Morning, Cody.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
In the morning, tell us what was your brush with
fhe you know, it's a.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Really good one. This is twelve years ago. Now I'm
back in Wellington in twenty twelve and there's a group
of us, you know, maybe it doesn't or so in
our mid twenties out for dinner at Joe's Garage so
central Wellington, and we will put at one of those
big long tables, maybe four or five pable stuck together
like and up at one end the bidders that cup

(36:11):
was on by chance, and we were sort of half
watching there and maybe half or two of the game.
Someone sort of said, is that, like, is that Neil
Fund at the end of our table, and he's pretty
just think you're looking.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Guy, well, of course himself by.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
Himself, by himself, which was also peculiar, but there he was.
So we sort of were like, yeah, I think that's
think that is. That's that's there's definitely Neil fund. So
someone was bad enough to go and say hello, and
he was nice enough to come and sit with us.
So anyway, he was in town recording a song for
the for the Harbit, so that's why he was there,
sort of on a job so to speak. Yeah, yeah, so,

(36:48):
and he'd had a few days of a better rider's
block from me, and he'd had a good day, miss
you there that day, so he was just out. I
was supposed to celebrate of sorts. So really friendly guy,
you know, a lovely guy, very interesting, he's very interested,
great conversation. So he said, with us for the rest
of the game and watch them you watch the cup.
And then great, by the way, I know, wouldn't it

(37:11):
be enough that would they would have they would have
done me just fine. But so then the Rugby's dinners over,
I found, I suppose, and then we all get to
pay for a dinner and Neil's forgotten as wallet.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
No he's not doing the bockets and making sure that
there's nothing in there. Oh no, I've lifted in the
car Je and Neil film. What a shocker.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
Yes, it was a bit of it. The hotel was
probably quite close, wasn't it anyway? But no, someone someone
paid for him, you know, kindly, and he's uh, and
he's been very grateful. When you see the I suppose
I to sing for my supper. Those were his words.
And I tell you who it was. But someone said, well,
you know you can. We've got a guitar. And we
lived just up the street and we did, you know,

(38:00):
by good fortune. We left about two blocks away in
the middle of Wellington, and he came back. You know,
we walked back to the house I remember, on the way,
you know, and he doesn't he didn't hesitate for a moment,
he said, yeah, sure, he didn't. He really didn't. And
then we got about halfway there and I remember going,
is it really just two blocks? You know, you can imagine,
you can imagine.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Stitching and up.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
But it was. So we got there and he played
on my little guitar, my first guitar. I got it
when I was fifty, you know, an whole little thing.
And he played on that till probably two or three
in the morning.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Two three in the morning, yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
From him, it was it was pretty late, you know,
and he played, you know, all of us. He played,
you know. I mean, I can't think of anyone, you know,
with it worth a bigger catalog, you know, But he
played all of his hats. He played, you know, some
of the beetles, and Neil Young, I mean he was
you know, he played you know, on request, and he
hit a Mary all time. He just sat there in
this little single I can still picture him in this

(38:54):
little single seat cipher. He's quite small frame, you know.
He just sort of sunk into the couch and strummed
away and you're medical and he was just such a
such a generous, friendly guy. And so I don't really
be quite reluctant to go on the radio, but I
just I feel it's only fear that people know. He's
obviously a super talent, but he's just a lovely guy,
you know, a real nice guy.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
What a great story, Cody, thanks for that.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
That's also that really luck And then playing all the
hits two or three in the morning too, What.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
A great New Zealand and Neil.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
From you Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Coming up after eight o'clock. What is in shittification? It's
a new word in the Macquarie Dictionary. What does it
mean in shittification. You seem to be swearing. I mean
in shittification. You've done what he's called. Okay, yep, So
we'll discuss that after eight o'clock plus Tim Soudi black Cap,
who's retiring at the end of this series against England.

(39:52):
He started his Test career against England and he's going
to finish his Test career against England.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
And Mash has promised to ask him a very all
could question to kick off the interview Mash, just to
get him in the zone.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
No, I've decided, actually, fellows, you know what, you guys
take this one. I'm happy for you to have a
chat to to me.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
You've been working away at it all night.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
No, I have not been working away at anything all night.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
It's known as a hosking. It's just going straight to
the point, straight to the point. It's about his batting. Well, look,
can imagine.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
What it is? Sive me seven on debut what happened? Yep.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Also, we're going to be chatting to Alex who's walking
the straight line from Darkville to fun today.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
We're gonna update on how he's doing. This is a
hurdarchy breakfast.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Wow, the Hururarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 7 (40:43):
News, entertainment, sports and music that are available everywhere on
the iHeart Radio app.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Jeremy Wells on Radio, Nice to have you with us
this morning on the Hurdarchy Breakfast, Wednesday, the twenty seventh
of November twenty twenty four. Mash he's pushing the buttons
as all ways.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Yeah, she's a hum day mate and I'm humpered hard.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
And executive producer Ruder is in the studio this morning.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
I thought at some point maybe Mashie and I could
just swap up seats and I could press the buttons
and he could sit over here is.

Speaker 6 (41:11):
At some point if you want to do that, that's fine.
I just wanted Okay, interesting, I feel like this is
the strange thing to bring up right now. We can
swap full time if you want. Anyway, we'll talk about.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
This off here. People are only way to work, well,
what's coming up on the.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Show to feel like an off administration chap? What is
in shoutification that was in stification? Close to it?

Speaker 3 (41:33):
What that was in sutification right there? Oh, so we
don't have to talk about that later on.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
A working example of it also retiring Black captain Soudy
joins us on the show ahead of his third to
last Test manager.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
He says, right, and I'll be looking for a please
explain around his batting of course, kicking.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Off his Test career with seventy seven.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
And then you know, I just say, I don't think
you should do I think I think it's rude.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
I think it's disrespectful. I don't think you should do it.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Okay, Well, look, actually know what we're you s that
You're totally right. I'm happy to not do it. No,
I no, he's doing it. He's definitely doing it.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Up next the Straight Line Challenge, Alex is going to
join us and tell us how it's going.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
The Ducky Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radiodchi.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
So we talked about this the other day.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
The straight line Challenge a trend that started in twenty
nineteen with YouTuber Tom Davis where he attempted to walk
in a straight line across Wales. So Ben and Alex
from New Zealand are attempting it for the first time here,
walking in a straight line from Dargaville to fang at
A up north. The Auckland mates are in their twenties

(42:40):
and they're in the middle of their four day journey now,
each facing river, crossings, forest, and many more obstacles. Welcome
to the show.

Speaker 9 (42:47):
Alex, Morning, Alex, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Where do we find you this morning?

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Alex?

Speaker 9 (42:53):
You know what, that's a great question. I'm actually not
too sure we are. I genuinely can tell you. Maybe
ten k past the river by Dargable.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Oh wow, Okay, all right, Tim, kay's past the wine.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
I've just I've got the wide river, all right. So
there's the river.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
So the river's just to the to the east of Dargaville.

Speaker 9 (43:14):
Yep, that's right. Yeah, we're just maybe double that length
again in land.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Okay, sorry, Mat, just really quickly.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
When you say river, I think water, and when I
think water, I think had to walk through.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Did you go? Did you jump in a raft or
a kayak or something like that? We did?

Speaker 9 (43:28):
Yeah, So we had a pack raft from Packcraft, New Zealand.
I was a two man one and don't don't ask
me how, but we managed to fit myself, Ben and
Yer the other guy Doings, and all of our packs,
which are about twenty kg's each onto this you know,
small inflatable raft and we headed across and somehow, yeah,
we made it without without deviating too far off the line.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Oh yeah, because of course you've got I mean, how
fast flowing was the river was?

Speaker 9 (43:54):
It was relatively We actually did a bunch of three
sixties in the middle a, so it was kind of
just flowing everywhere. I'm told by the locals. We go
at midday, sorry, when the when the high tide was
at its peak.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
So how many days there are you now, Alex?

Speaker 9 (44:10):
That's our third morning now, so we've completed two days,
two days, and yeah, probably three more, two nights, three
days to go.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
But yeah, because I'm just looking and you by the
look though, the river is just out of Dagon, and
you're going to fan it, aren't you.

Speaker 9 (44:24):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, it seems like quite a.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Long way away on a map.

Speaker 9 (44:27):
It's a bit demoralizing actually looking at the map. The
thing is, though, we've had some big obstacles so far,
the river being a big one side, and the first
day we had the cliff at the beach, and we
only started at midday, so we have got a big,
big walk ahead of us today. That's the plan, So Alex.

Speaker 6 (44:44):
In your mind now at this point is it just
kind of the second Lord of the Rings movie for you.
You guys are just walking because you've got all the
hard obstacles out of the way, do you think, We.

Speaker 9 (44:54):
Hope, So we're always saying the river crossing was going
to be the hardest one. So hopefully now it's you know,
a bunch of rolling hills, fences and.

Speaker 12 (45:03):
Forests to walk through.

Speaker 9 (45:04):
Yes, nothing too crazy, hopefully.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
I'm just looking and you've got to you've got to
sort of go through the Ficky Valley and it looks
like there's some mountain ranges that you sort of have
to cross across.

Speaker 9 (45:15):
Nah, so we just missed that. We just missed that
south to the south side, I believe. Okay, okay, which
way you're looking at the map? Yeah, today should be
hopefully smooth sailing. But I figured we actually can't say
that because yeah, we're taking that's not really the case
normally when we say that, now.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Alex really quickly mate.

Speaker 6 (45:32):
For those of listening this morning, they didn't catch our
chat on Tuesday, I believe it was, was it Monday, Monday?

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Monday?

Speaker 6 (45:39):
I can't remember what exactly are the rules in the
guidelines around how far off the straight line you can
go right.

Speaker 9 (45:46):
So there's a few zones. If you complete the straight
line challenge, there's a few tears to which you can
do it. A few deviate less than twenty five meters
either side. That's called platinum. A few deviates less than
fifty meters each side that's gold. And then you go
all the way up to one hundred meters either side,
which is bronze. You basically, if you walk off your
line by one hundred meters, it's filed pretty much.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Charles found Okay, now we're talking yesterday on the show
about cows and MESHI had a theory that cows lying
down are predictors of earthquakes. So just be careful if
you've see any cows lying down, Alex, just yet at
that moment, maybe keep low.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Stay down.

Speaker 9 (46:30):
Sounds like a good idea. I can't see any around me,
but I'll keep that in mind.

Speaker 6 (46:34):
Two hours ahead of time, I've heard mate, those cows
will have you back.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Apparently.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Hey, thanks for talking to us, Alex, good luck at all.

Speaker 9 (46:42):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Look checking in with you again in a couple of days.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
The hy Breakfast All Radio.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
So the Macquarie Dictionary word of the year is out.
They've been doing it since two thousand and six.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
If you had this date circled for months, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yeah, I'm excited about this. Last year's word, of course,
was couse. He lives from short. Yeah, short for the
cost of living crossis.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
So we didn't even go with cost of living crisis.
We went with cose hes because because he loves one.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Word is the Macquarie Dictionary Australian.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
I guess so Macquarie Universities.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
I feel like it is a bunch of wounders. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
So this year the word of the year mesh. Yes,
and you should think about this word in stification. Yeah, yeah,
it's a good one. So the definition of in sertification
as the gradual deterioration of a service or product brought

(47:39):
about by reduction and the quality of service provided, especially
of an online platform, and as a consequence of profit seeking.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Sorry, can you go for me once more on there?

Speaker 13 (47:51):
The gradual deterioration of a service or product brought about
by a reduction on the quality of service provided, especially
of an online platform, and there's a consequence of profit seeking.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
So I guess it would be like mash you get
Netflix a few years ago, and it's all ad free
and and it's a lot cheaper than it is now.
And suddenly not only are there ads on it, but
it's a lot more expensive.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
And that's probably certification. That's in certification. So it's the
same thing, but it's it's the same product of service,
but it's not as good.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (48:23):
So if I was to go, I don't know. For example,
YouTube have got way more ads and now I have
to pay more money. It's YouTube has been in shouldified.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Yep, it can be in SHOULDI fied. Oh yeah, yep, absolutely, really, yep,
it can be.

Speaker 6 (48:35):
Well, when do you use in sertification?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Then well, in shoutification is the is the noun?

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (48:40):
So how are you spelling and certification? Just for those
that are looking to use it today.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
In is I S H I T T two T
is in that I if I see a T, I
O N okay, So how it sounds. But the two
t's might catch some people out, Yeah it could do, okay,
So there. It is also some other new words that
them carried Word of the years come up with right
to disconnect. Oh yeah, I love that. One refirst to

(49:04):
the right for employees to be uncontactable during non workouts,
raw dogging something that you've been doing a lot of
recently measured.

Speaker 6 (49:11):
I have not well, I have two things on that
I really don't enjoy. New word announcements when three words
or two words that upsets me?

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Right to disconnect. Yeah's a term more than anything, isn't.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
It a phrase? Brain rot? Excuse me? Brain rot?

Speaker 6 (49:29):
I assume referring to things like TikTok, you know, like
sure you content.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Sigma slang term that refers to a person who's independent
and self sufficient and who prefers to be alone. A
sigma no sigma smegma in there speaker is not in
their no. Looks maxing attempting to maximize the attractiveness of
one's physical appearance.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
Oh well, you're watching Love Island with the kids at
the moment for a bit of a parent by you
say it's for for the parenting aspect.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
So they've got a lot of going on.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Looks max saying he looks max, a lot of looks maxing,
going on a lot of plumping of lips.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Fine mash walking around the office every day is saying
a lot of sigma, a lot of skibbety mash has
been saying skibberty.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Yeah, no set meaning can refer to something good, cool,
bad or evil.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
The Hurchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Darchy.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Send me a look at the summer of cricket schedule
for twenty twenty four to twenty five. Tomorrow the first
Test against England at Hagley Oval, the first of three Tests,
which is exciting. A three Test series Hagley then based
in Reserve, then Seddon Park and Hamilton.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Later on.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
We're going to be talking to Black Cap bowler Tim
Southey because this is his last Test series playing for
the Black Caps.

Speaker 6 (50:50):
Of course, he started his discreerity facing England on home
soil here in in Ziet and he's going to finish
it up in the same fashion.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Yeah, what you was that ruder two thousand and eight,
So he played the third Test in that series in
Napier from memory.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
How do you think he's going to be remembered? Some
salary just said, curiosity.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
He'll be remembered as one of our best bowlers. I agree, yeah,
and I think yeah, a great bowler, you know, and
people have given him a lot of grief over the years,
don't forget Tim South. There has been the people have
been calling for him to be dropped ever since he
started playing. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Yeah, it's insane, I know. But having Lovely Twentcy of course.

Speaker 6 (51:26):
I mean those guys are going to go down forever.
I think is probably almost one of our more iconic
punch Oh.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Yeah, absolutely, so I'm having a look here. So we've
got the three match series against England Test series and
then on the twenty out of December, Sri Lanka come
over for three T twenties and three one days.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Can I just say I am fizz for those I
know you're a huge fan of shal Anking cricket, aren't you.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
And then of course the Pakistan series which is one, two,
three for five T twenties and then three one days.
So basically it's three Tests against England and there's no
more Test cricket for the rest of the summers.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
No, there's not and apparently it doesn't look like we're
going to have any more Test cricket until July.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
We're going to Zimbabwe for two Tests, so that'll be
I'll be a good little.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Tour, and then we go to England and then I
think next summer we've only got two maybe three Tests
against the West Indies, so if you're a fan of
Test cricket doesn't look that great. But I was just
looking through because the three tests against England of course
at Hagley Oval, the Basin Reserve and Seddon Park, and
a lot of people are wondering if Tim South is

(52:30):
going to be playing all three of these tests. But
I do note that at the Basin and at Seddon
Park and at Hagley Oval, the top Test wicket taker
for all three of.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Those venues is Tim Soalder. How there we go.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Of course he is, of.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Course he is.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Well.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
So we're having Tim Salvey on the show after the
eight thirty news headlines mats. She's been working on a question.
He's going to come straight out with it. That's a
big one around his batting. You excord see something like
you scored seventy seven on debut. You showed so much
promise with the bat what happened? It's going to cut
straight through.

Speaker 6 (53:03):
I don't think we do it, fellas. I think we
maybe just pay him a bit of respect. He's like,
I was just saying, one of the more iconic Test bowlers.
He's been great with the bat. Some of the most
six has ever hit in Test cricket have been done
by Tim Southey. I remember a couple of massive flourishes
of the bat of that Eddie Desk bat that he
used to have something.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Okay, you don't walking it back now, mate, You've got
your Europe. If you want to be a hardcore, proper
sports journalist and you want to be treated properly and
that sphere, then you've got to ask the hard question.

Speaker 6 (53:28):
Okay, well, okay, then if we're going to strike up
a deal, if I asked this question, can you treat
me with respect moving forward?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Really, yep?

Speaker 14 (53:36):
Maybe you're complete New Zealand today this Morning with Jeremy
Wells are they were everywhere on the iHeartRadio, News, Entertainment,
sports and music, the Rocks exclusively on Radio Hicky.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
It's say thirty two on the Hurdicky Breakfast, Time for
your latest news headlines. Well, unfortunately it's decided to do
a thing where it's bugging off.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
There you got them?

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Yeah, okay, come no, that's yesterday's Oh no, that's the
first time that's ever happened.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Christi's department store a crash.

Speaker 6 (54:06):
Valentine's is offering refunds to appearans unhappy with your twenty
five dollars Santa Photos. Sum are unhappy due to the
photo being taken on a smartphone.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Jar there we go. Good on your Mashi. Do you
want to read the second one?

Speaker 1 (54:16):
I can give it a go.

Speaker 6 (54:17):
Sir Rod Stewart will headline lesson Breeze Festival legend slot
next year. The seventy nine year old follows in the
footsteps of a Dolly Parton, Schni Twain and Kylie Minogue.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Great work, Mesh and the third headline oppression.

Speaker 6 (54:29):
The New Zealand Rugby is reportedly planning to move one
of next July's three home tests against France in the
United States.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Oh interesting.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
There are reports that the French AERGBIA Federation has been
presented with the idea by insid Art officials, citing financial benefits.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
I mash, I know that. Did you just put that
in there? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:47):
I put it in there.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
That was you that put that in there?

Speaker 6 (54:49):
Well, I mean you don't need to say your name
at the end of the I thought you do. I
thought you sign off the news and I'm Jeremy Wells
and that's your news headlines.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
No, I don't do that.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
What about with your radio hodaky news headlines at eight
thirty three?

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Mash okay, I'll do that next time.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Yeah, next time. If you can just intro him every time,
that'd be great.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Thanks for either. Otherwise people are not going to know
who it is. So are we going to talk to
Tim Soudi?

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Yeah, we're going to talk to Tim Soudi next. You've
got your question lined up. You're gonna come straight in
with that hard hitting investigative sports journalism.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
I'm not sure if I am going to follow through it,
but can I just can we all just make sure
that we are we support each other and you're not
gonna leave me out like out there on my own
are you?

Speaker 12 (55:25):
No?

Speaker 2 (55:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
No, I just I think you need to think like
sir Richard Hedley. You need to think rhythm, swing deeker.
That's what you should be thinking for your first question.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
And the big legs they call this gotcha journalism, mashing,
that's what it's called.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
You're not ruder the hood acky breakfast on Radiodaki.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
So tomorrow sees the first day of the twenty twenty
four twenty five summer of cricket, the black Caps kicking
it off a three Test series against England. Not only
are the matches a chance for New Zealand to push
for a place in the World Test Championship Final, but
they are going to be a swan song for one
of our greatest bowlers of all times. And he joins

(56:02):
us on the phone. Now, Tim Saldy, Welcome to the
hardachy breakfast, Tim MESHI hit.

Speaker 6 (56:07):
It seventy seven on debut, Tim with the bet you
so you showed so much potential mate?

Speaker 3 (56:12):
What happened?

Speaker 12 (56:13):
Yeah, it was seventy seven more than you.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Because good morning mate, how are you anyway? Thanks for
joining us this morning. Hi Tim?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Firstly, what was the moment you decided that you weren't
going to play test cricket anymore?

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Was it? Was there a moment in particular he.

Speaker 12 (56:34):
Talked to people that have played the game and they
say they know when the time is and I was
always like, nah, no way, My love this so much
and there's no no chance I'm ever going to stop
doing this. But yeah, time goes on. You sort of
you look at parts of the of the year and
I've had a teacher when you walk up this year,
one day, walk up last year, this test block of cricket,

(56:56):
that we're coming towards the end, and you sort of
look to reassess what's next, and yeah, the time just
outright to finish and Hamilton no better place than then,
obviously Hamilton to finish up what's been been a great
ride against a pretty good opposition where it should be
a cracker of.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
A serious though.

Speaker 12 (57:15):
Yeah, I guess just looking at it and it just
now at the time.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
How's the body feeling, Tim? I mean, I don't think
we've spoken to you since that. Obviously, you know, historical
win over in India. Congratulations from us to you mate,
because that was an incredible result. Obviously you're feeling all
good and fired up ready for this English series.

Speaker 12 (57:32):
Yeah, body's pretty good. There's always something next to the
niglin away and as we all know, no one's getting
a younger, so things are getting a little bit harder
when you get out of bed. But body is pretty good,
and I guess it's nice feeling known that you can
just enter the tank of the next next three weeks
and then worry about after after that.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Oh, that's going to be good. So we're expecting speeds
over up into the one forties.

Speaker 12 (57:54):
I'll probably run fifties.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Here we go, here we go.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
So you're still going to be playing white ball.

Speaker 12 (58:00):
Cricket, I'm not sure yet. It's Test cricket's been been
a big part of my last and it's the format
that I cherished the most. So it'll be nice, potentially
to walk off after a Test mantion. Like I said
in Hamilton, of all the great players to play in
the world, and it's it's certainly up there.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
So you've been playing forever, you know, and a lot
of seasons back back two thousand and seven eight does
every season do you remember something from every season? I've
always wondered this when you've got such when you've had
a seventeen year playing career, like, do you do you
remember something, say from twenty seventeen eighteen.

Speaker 12 (58:46):
It all feels like a saving pretty quoks. It doesn't
feel like it's been almost seventeen years. But I'm a
bit of a cricket nuffy, so yeah, I remember most things.
But yeah, it's it's certainly flying by, and there's been
plenty of plenty of great times, been great memories, tough
times as well, but those those tough ties make the

(59:07):
good times even more special.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
And you'd have to say three Tests at I'm probably
thinking your three favorite New Zealand venues.

Speaker 12 (59:16):
Yeah, certainly in three grounds I've played a lot of
cricket at. So that was another another I guess part
of the decision was looking at the schedule and three
grounds that I love playing it and and be nice
to play at all those three one last one last time.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Out of those three tests. If you are a cricket
stat guy, do you know which place you've got the
most wickets at? Is it base in Sidon Park or
Hagley Oval?

Speaker 12 (59:43):
I probably, I'll probably say Hegler, probably ground Off.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
I felt like I've probably gold better at Well. You
certainly have your best average at Hagley. But you know,
interestingly you've got the same amount of wickets at the
basin as Hegley sixty one and more that you have
that that you currently hold the record for Test wickets
at both the basin, Sitton Park and Hegley.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Ob so there you go.

Speaker 12 (01:00:13):
Yeah, yeah, obviously three grounds play there, I say a
bit of cricket at So yeah, it's nice.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
You got out with for a beer with bears tonight.

Speaker 12 (01:00:20):
Tim, not tonight, but at some stage I have the
next next few weeks, I'm sure there'll be a few
beers she'd shed with.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Well, I'm looking forward to watching these tests. Always enjoy
watching you Bolt. If we don't speak to you before
your last game, congratulations on everything for sure. Thanks for
what you've done. And you've brought a lot of joy
to a lot of cricket fans around New Zealand. So
thanks a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Thank you.

Speaker 12 (01:00:45):
Thanks for the support of you as well, been much appreciated.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Good on your term. Good luck, geez.

Speaker 6 (01:00:51):
I think I've only just realized that Tim Soudi might
be retiring from international tiest cricket.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
I can't believe you asked him that question.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Thank you. Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al RADIOI.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
No, every Kiwi and Australian kid knows the joy of
fairy bread. You know, soft white bread slathered with some
kind of topping. Maybe it's butter, maybe it's margarine, and
then a smattering of one hundreds and thousands on the
top which stick to the to the butter. But an
expert in Australia has worn that there's an alarmingly dark

(01:01:24):
side to this beloved snack and city expert joins US
now pediatric nutritionist Mandyseca. Good morning, Mandy, Welcome to the
show What's Wrong with fairy Bread?

Speaker 11 (01:01:36):
Well, fairy bread in itself, it is obviously a fun
food that kids love. But it's the hundreds and thousands
that we have to be concerned about because they actually
have artificial food dyes, which some of which are banned
in the US. In Europe, these artificial food dies actually
have to carry a warning that may affect kids attention

(01:01:58):
and activity. And in Australia and I'm not sure about
New Zealand. You know a lot of people don't know this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
So which colors are dangerous in particular? Are their colors?

Speaker 11 (01:02:10):
Yes, so the ones caught one two two, which is
karmosine and amaranths one two three, But it's actually they're
around six of them. So there's tatrasine, the red colors,
brilliant blue, sunset yellow. These are the ones that we've
got to be concerned about. And it's not about saying

(01:02:30):
that kids can't have fairy bread. Adults. Some adults like
fairy bread too. It's rarely about saying choose the ones
that don't contain the artificial food dies, Mandy.

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
So what happens if we do consume these artificial food
does long terms? Is there going to be a problem
for us?

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Do you think? Well?

Speaker 11 (01:02:48):
Absolutely, and not only that, for some kids and for
some adults, there's actually short term consequences. So a lot
of people respond with allergically actions. Well, sorry, I wouldn't
say a lot sensitive individuals, but it is reported that
this is amounting to quite a lot of people who
are reporting this, so it can trigger asthma attacks. For children,

(01:03:13):
you'll see a total like or what I'd say if
they go feral right in the ninth sense. So you know,
I'm rarely doing this as a well meaning parent. I
get a lot of messages on my social media from
teachers who say, once these kids have fairy bread or
zooper dupers, which is another thing that I would warn

(01:03:33):
parents about. Their classroom actually unravels and it's so hard
to maintain composure. And so you know, like you can
call me the fun police, or you can call me
the person that's speaking up for parents and teachers. You know,
we can give them their fairy bread. Party food should
not be banned, you know, we follow the eighty twenty

(01:03:54):
seventy thirty as long as a kid is getting a nourishing,
healthy diet. Most of the time these types of foods
are okay and expected. Everyone should be able to have fun.
But we don't need the harmful chemicals. And in Australia
we have plenty of options that don't contain them, so
I'm assuming or it would be the same.

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
In New Zealand.

Speaker 11 (01:04:17):
We've got a big supermarket here call Coals which carries
hundreds and thousands. They look the same, but they just
have no artificial dyes in them.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Oh, we'll go on cols.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Mandy sirca pediatric nutritionist, thanks for joining us this morning
on the Herdichey Breakfast. All abers for everything.

Speaker 11 (01:04:34):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
That's interesting. So there are alternatives.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
The other part about it is that you've got the
white death and then you've got the March. But I
think obviously not as bad as the as the colors.

Speaker 6 (01:04:46):
I love fairy bread. Fairy breed is so good, a
very breed. I know this was tough about it, but
I can understand. It's a cocktail of shit, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Really.

Speaker 6 (01:04:53):
By the time you get white bread, a bit of Alivani,
and they're in some hundreds and thousands.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
I'm such a fan of white bread, but I know
had a soft white bread. But I know that if
it's sitting in my cupboard for a week and it's
still soft, then there might be a wheat issue with preservatives.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Maybe good white. I mean, what do you expect? I think?
Was it, Jerry?

Speaker 6 (01:05:13):
Did you growing up used to scrunch up white bread
into like balls and then eat them?

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Love loved white bread scrunched up into balls. Who was
it was you doing it? Wasn't it with buttering it delicious? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
And then chuck some hundreds and thousands on. I mean,
it's not as bad as dipping your finger in a
container RaRo, which is something that I used to do.
Jesus container. I'd get a film container, get RaRo sah,
and I put it in a film container to take
it to school.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Just put it in your pocket, your finger in it.
All day long, the people were wondering how you problem started?
Here we are I've got diabetes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Thanks very much for listening to the show.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
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