Jerry's Back Baby - The Radio Highlights June10

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mountain Jerry Show get into a project sorded with
Bunning's trade.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's Jerrem the well.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
From sixth sentem You're hard.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Chy, Good morning and well old to The Mountain Jerry Show, Monday,
the tenth of June twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Nice to have you with us this morning, wherever you are. Yeah,
welcome to those listening on the MAT and Jerry Rady
Highlights podcast later today some point, and those on the
home speakers and the iHeartRadio app and the FM broadcast
and the AM Dream. Welcome all comers to Matt and
Jewys Show. It's nice.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
I've been away for a week shooting Task Muster, but
I'm looking here and I'm seeing the Wonderful World coming
up soon of a giraffe abducting a toddler. It's good
to see things have not changed on the show one
little bit.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
The Wonderful Will's going from strengths to strengths last week
while you're away, and yeah, it's it's going to keep
going every day.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah, that's got the three that's got the three key
things there. It's got an animal, it's got some form
of my lestation, and it's got a baby in it.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Which is great. Yeah, what a week into sport. It
was absolute humiliation for New Zealand against Afghanistan. We shoulded
the market with the sales of one hundred and eighty
four black Cap Supporter of Support Group T shirts on
the ACC coverage. I bet, I bet that was an
interesting setup, wasn't it. But then the Super Rugby kind
of all went to plan, and except for the Highlanders
and the Warriors definitely went to plan. We should bang

(01:28):
on about the Wars next. Yeah, let's do that. What
a game that was up in Townsville. What about that?

Speaker 5 (01:35):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
The Matt and Jerry Show, available on your iHeartRadio app
anywhere you are. How good was that Wars performance forty
two twelve one of the most complete performances from the
Warriors for some time. And razzle dazzle, absolute razzle dazzle.
That de la motenis a Lizzie act over the line,
foot right on the line, flicking it back to Chance
Nichol klockstad I was unbelievable. Yeah, and there was another

(02:01):
fantastic try that Dylan scored, not that he scored that
one where a ball just bounced forward and just sat
up for him was beautiful.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
The fact, so if you didn't watch the game, there
was a moment where where they put a cock into
the end goal on the last tackle, and the ball
was rolling in on in, and then just at the
end it was rolling reasonably low end on in, and
then all of a sudden, just at the last second,
it popped up right in the back of the end goal,
and Dylan Watinez Olizniek was there to leap as his

(02:29):
foot just about touch the line as he left the
end goal area, and he leaped into the behind the
end goal area, flicked it back.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
And then the try was scored. It was just like
the commitment to what was very unlikely because you know,
nine times out of ten or nineteen nine times out
of ten, that ball isn't going to sit up like that.
But he's launched himself just in cakes.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, the commitment, Oh, the commitment, because he launched himself
right into the area that's not grass anymore, no, and
flicked it back into the administration area.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
And then yeah, that was an amazing try. And then yeah,
and then ed invanoa blake just smashing over the line,
taking about six guys with him. Yeah, just so many
different types of great try. Have we got a clip
of the end of the game with Die and there's
all She wrote in Townsend. The Warriors should hold their
heads high. We were saying that this was.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
Going to be the best game of the season.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
This has been the best performance of twenty twenty five.
It's four in a row if you include the buy
the buye is two points eight points in the last
four games.

Speaker 7 (03:26):
Oh, it's awesome for the Warriors, considering I think we
lost four or five in a row before that.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Well, what a combination that is? Die Henwood and the
pants man and Joel Harrison, a notorious penceman. Joel Harrison
on the mic sounding good. Yeah, it's definitely a height
next there. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
The other thing is the reffing was good, apart from
a weird moment where there was some weird submitting going on.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
But he's gone the bend for throwing the ball. Y
C H two has been sent to the bin for
throwing the ball at Chad Townsend. T hear penally stands,
it's our penalty. Harris de Vita sent to the bin.
Look he picks it up. Is that worth a send off?
It's not a sending what that was pretty weird?

Speaker 4 (04:07):
But she has it, wasn't. I See he's quite negli,
isn't he. I didn't realize how negli.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
He was that we bounced the ball off the off
the there's something but like there's something about throwing a Yeah,
I get it that it's not worth a send off,
but just also, you know that's a coach killer, isn't it.
You just don't need to do that. No, but you
know who cares if you're a ref you go around
and you say that has to be. Hey, that's a
bit of a dick. He don't. It's a bit of

(04:33):
a dick.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
Ma.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
You guys are winning, you know you need to be
a dick totally. But oh man. So up next we've
got the Storm at home at go Hard Stadium, yep.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
And then we've got the Titans on the Goldie. Then
we've got the Broncos at home. Then we've got the
Bulldogs away in Sydney, and then we've got another two
points with a bye love a.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Bye, love a bye. We're coming off well off. So
we're currently sinning at nights on the table. There we go.
We're stuck in thirteenth the last few weeks, but we're
back up to night.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
There's heaps of teams on seven wins, Like the Dolphins
are fourth on seven wins and the Nights are thirteenth
on six ones. So between seven and six wins.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
There's like, you know, eight teams. So we're right in
the mixer. Yeah, we're right there. We're in the conversation.
Give me a taste, Kiwi. Let's go.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
So the Super Rugbar. We're down to the semi final stage.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
We've got the Blues versus the Brumbies this weekend, the
Hurricanes and the Chiefs. Nothing unexpected happened over the weekend
in terms of the quarterfinals.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Matt, No, the Hurricanes sent the Ribbles into oblivion. Wipe
that that whole franchise off the map. It's the end
of the Rubles, the Rubles, the Ribble Alliance has been
finished once and for all. The Chiefs dispatch the Reds.
Blues dispatched the drawer, and the Brumbies dispatched the Hunters.
So the big thing I guess if you're a Blues

(05:59):
fan is that you want the Chiefs to beat the Hurricanes,
so the Blues get a home final. Oh is that right? Okay, yeah, okay,
that's what you want, right, Yeah, But I mean that'll
be the Chiefs at at the cake Tin against the Hurricanes.
So you see Hurricanes a very good team favorites, but
the Chiefs looking pretty good as well. Yeah, what's the
hang on?

Speaker 7 (06:17):
So if the Chiefs versus the Blues in the final,
is there going to be at Eating Park?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah? Yeah, great cheese. That'll be a great spectacle. Yeah,
you get a big crowd. But the Hurricanes, if the
Hurricanes play the blows in, she'll be at the Caketon.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, that's right. Yeah. So look at the tab.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Who's got the TBS favoring the Hurricanes one sixty the
Chiefs to twenty five.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
That's going to be close though, that's close. Both teams
that are run that are looking very very good at
the stage.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Meanwhile, the TOB here the favorites the Blues dollar twenty
two over the Brumby's four bucks.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, you realize how much of a difference it makes
just to be you know, I love in the area,
how much money people make in the area. If the Blues,
you know, when they didn't when they didn't get their
bonus point against the Chiefs because they them to score
at the end and then everyone's going, we've just lost
a lot of money. You know. All the restaurants in
the area is you know that Eden Park everything, you know,

(07:10):
because it absolutely buzzers around there when there's a when
there's a big Blues game. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
So that's all coming up this week and gee, there's
a lot happenings well with the with the Tea twenty
World Cup going on. Yep, it's one of those times
in sport when it's everything going on at once, everywhere,
everything all at once. And Matt and Jerry show any
idea why New Zealand are playing in teal and the
Tea twenty World Cup?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Do you know? We were doing the coverage on Sky
and we were trying to think of a name for it,
you know, like because it was a debacle, but of
course we should have called it the banana peel and teal. Oh,
the banana peel and tals. Good? Was the banana peal
and teal against Afghanistan, wasn't it? And yeah, Guyana was
it a case of they just wanted it more?

Speaker 4 (07:52):
I know you hate that saying, well, was it a
case of they just wanted it more.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I think it was a case of a very weird
wicket and I think an underdone Newsland. They hadn't done
any warm ups. They hadn't even done a stretch.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Okay, we we traditionally do not do well whenever we
play cricket in the Caribbean. No, for some reason, it
just means all those Guyana. Where's Guyana? It's Guyana in
South America.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
No, Guyana is a Guyana? Is Guyana an island? I
think it's in South America. I think so. I'm a
bit confused with the West Indies because of course the
Westerndis is not really a country, all right, So Guyana
is in Yeah it is. It's in South America, South America.
It's just the North's Brazil is just just north of Brazil.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Okay, So any idea why Guyana is part of the
West Indies.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I don't know. But I think everyone got really disappointed
when they went playing the call, you know sort of
games in New York and Dallas and such. I think
that sort of people got their bottomlipout in the New
Zealand team when they found out they've been scheduled to
play in Guyana rather than New York.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah, Okay, for some reason, we never whenever we go
to that part of the world, we just get alert
of it. We love it so much because New Zealand
has hardly ever go to the Caribbean. Yeah, so I
think they're all of a sudden, the polls. It's like,
we go to Cocomo, we sort of hang out. That's
where we're doing. So we're penacoladas. There's just something about it.
It's too exotic. Yeah, it's too exotic. We get overwhelmed.

(09:12):
It's sort of an Aruba Jamaica. Oh, I want to
take your situation of Bermuda Bahama. Come on, pretty Mama
sort of thing.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
It's Key Lago Montego Baby, why don't we go Yeah, Jamaica. Yeah,
that's kind that's exactly Florida's Keys type situation.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Imagine if you got that song and you hear the
whole time while you're playing a World Cup when you're over.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
There, you've got to go in and Finelle AND's just
swagged across the line and gone out on the first delivery,
and you've got to steady the ship and you're coming
out and then you hear all you can figure is
a ruba Jamiica. Oh, I want to Tamuda always come
on Pretty Mama and.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's six eighty one on the Matt Jerry Show. Time
for the latest news headlines.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
The body of TV presenter and doctor Michael Moseley has
been found in a rocky area of seeing Me Island
in Greece.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
In your four day search, he's the I have two
diet guy. We hit him on the show once, Michael, doctor,
Michael Morley Mosley when he you know, he's very, very
famous doctor. So that's pretty shocking. So he went for
a walk and I think he's just slipped off into
the water over there, and you know, didn't come home,
left his phone behind so he couldn't wring his wife
and yeah, horrible, Oh yeah guy.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Librarians are reporting increased requests for box to be banned.
The Freedom of Information Committee says if it's to remove
them have become more organized. Ah watch books, hm, I
will investigate that more. Yeah, and Pakistan are looking good
to beat India at Cricket's World Cup T twenty. India
made just one hundred and nineteen on another substandard new

(10:41):
York Pitch Rishbar pantopscoring forty two Pakistan currently forty two
for one after eight.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
If you're trying to ban Box, you're generally on the
wrong side of history, aren't you, Like I get I
mean maybe in schools there's some books that shouldn't be
in there, but from a normal everyday library, if you're
assling the libraries to banned books, I mean, especially the
tide you're swimming against with the Internet on the hat,
here's a good point. I mean, it's all out there.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Good point that I know that there was a huge
push in the early two thousands, wasn't there to get
rid of JK. Rowling's books basically out of for what reason?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Well, religious grounds, out of that. Sorry, because now some
people are trying to get them rid of them because
she has opinions they don't agree with. But before that,
the Christians, the Christian right was trying to get rid
of her because she was witchy poos stuff in there.
And now, yeah, I mean, what's your poos stuff? Yeah,
it's crazy. Whenever you're trying to Banbox, you're generally on
the wrong side of history. The Matt and Jerry Show,

(11:43):
The Wonderful world of a giraffe abducting a toddler.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah, there was a dramatic incident in Texas. It's been
captured on camera. Places called Glenn Rose as a two
year old called Paisley Totem and the two year old
was feeding a giraffe at the room wildlife Cinder and
all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
The giraffe picked the toddler up by a t shirt.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
You want to feed the giraffe him?

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Feed him?

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Come here?

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Oh look, Oh.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
That just goes to show how weird people's voices when
they speak to babies.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Feed him. Feed.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
So apparently the drive dropped Paisley back into the truck,
but not before startling the girl's parents.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Here's a dead jace.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
We stopped to feed the diraft and I turned around
to look out the back window, and I saw the
giraffe kind of digging around right there, and then it
just grabbed her and I didn't see her no more.
My heart stopped, my stomach dropped.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
As soon as she went up.

Speaker 6 (12:46):
Her mom just yelled hey, like hey, and the giraffe
kind of let go. Paisley was holding the bag and
the giraffe went to get the bag, not get hurt
but ended up getting her shirt too and picking her up.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
How many incidents out of there of giraffes him humans?
So I imagine not that many. And then they've got
giant tongues.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Their bad black tongues are terrifying, aren't they? Yeah, dick,
they can't be pretty. They're pretty tough giraffe. Have you
ever seen giraftes fighting? They cack and they wrap their
necks around each other. You do not want to see
giraffes making love to each other. Draft six is actually
some of the most that she should be banned. We're
talking about books that have been banned. Draft six should
be banned. How do they do it? There's a lot
of urinating on each other. They get in there with

(13:25):
the Yeah, most of them lesbians not there's anything wrong
with that. How does that work for moving the species forward? Yeah?
I don't know that. You didn't do it. I'm just
looking here.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Twenty fifteen, a South African cyclist was believed to have
been trampled to death by a giraffe at the Thebato
Game Lodge in limp Football Province.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Would it kill us to ride giraffes? Is that a
real story? I don't know what it kill us. We
ride horses, we ride elephants. Oh they've got a sloping back.
Is that way?

Speaker 4 (13:52):
But it's a eye easy. You have to hold on
and basically put the reins around and there's.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Plenty of neck of plenty of neck hold onto.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Actually, then again you can probab We put a some
kind of what are they called the things are saddle? Yeah, yes,
that actually has a big yeah, packed up back so
it would be flat.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, yeah, that's right. And because the way they you know,
if you see a giraffe gliding across the savannah, they
look quite smooth. I wonder to any one's thought to
write one did they run? Do they run? Yeah, they
sort of glide. They sort of glump along and looks
very smooth. Three for eight three or the took back
function on the I Heart Radio. You've ever written a draft?
I love to hear from you.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
Do you know they always had this theory that a
giraffe is like a bigger version of a koala.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
They just kind of give me the same vibe.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
I always thought they did the same thing.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
I mean, they look very different. I can appreciate that. Wow,
they just.

Speaker 7 (14:39):
Kind of stand there and they need some stuff. Well
that's all I've ever seen the draft do.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
What about of cow? What does that do? True just
sits there and eat stuff?

Speaker 7 (14:48):
Okay, small you found a small hole in My theory
is that that's what mainly animals do.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Do, is to just sit there and eat stuff. You know.
That's a good point. Jerry E raise you. I cannot.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
I was just drawing the section there between the koala
and the giraffe is I've never put those two all.
I can imagine a koala sticking its arms around the
draft's neck.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Final thing on drafts. Did you know that when the
Romans first came across the drafts they called them camel
pad liss because they were like, they looked like a
cross between a camel, yes and a leopard because of
their spot. And they're like, what about the neck? Mate?
If you're saying you're saying cross between a camel and
a bloody leopard, what about the breaking neck? I think
that might be worth mentioning and your camel Lapardless.

Speaker 7 (15:29):
You stumbled across the draft the very first time, I'm
very terrifying. I call that what you could focus on
is the neck?

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, I'd go Nick boy or something you know, or
you go what I'd call it neck boy or something
I'd call it camel lopardialous. There's a neck boy playing
number seven for the Marons, Oh Boy.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
On Friday, and before that, actually on Tuesday, we were
talking on the show about how some of us may
not win Loto and we needed to prepare for that
and some of the cent. Did you win, mesh oh may?

Speaker 7 (16:09):
No, I hate to say, boys, I did not win.
How about you, fellas, I.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Didn't win, route didn't have a ticket. No, but seven
people did win. Maybe I won? Maybe you want it?
Wouldn't be I wouldn't tell anyone if I did. Well,
I was wondering because because if so, seven people divided
fifty million. So that's seven point one four two eight
five seven one four. Wow, that's that's precisely what you get. Well,

(16:34):
i'd want that. Did you read that number again? Seven
point one four two eight five seven one four million dollars? Okay,
that's good seven point one. But you'd want right down
to the scent, wouldn't you do? You think you'd be gutted,
like you think you see that you've won, and then
you think you've won fifty million dollars and then you
find out you'd won seven, you think you'd be gutted,
or just because you know in your perspective you were

(16:55):
going to be one of the richest people in the
country and now you're just quite well off.

Speaker 7 (16:57):
I had a talk yesterday on one of my weekend
wounds shifts. Yeah, yesterday afternoon here already heard it host
a Sunday afternoon show, and.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
I had a chat to a guy a week inder.
Are you yeah, I'm a week in wounded. When did
you become a week in wounded? I've been a week
in wounded for months. Not the point of the story.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
I had a check to a guy used today who
got a notification Seventh City on Saturday night from his
lot of Apps saying congratulations on your lotto win. He
was absolutely fizzing at the bar and his heart was
in his mouth and he found out he wone hundred
and twenty five bucks. I mean, there's a lot of emotion,
I think on Saturday night, but I think you're happy
with seven. Seven's good, Hay.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
You can do a lot of stuff with seven.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
H I'm so happy that there's an app now that
just tells you that you've won or not. That's way
better because that idea, to me, the idea that there's
a winner out there with a ticket and then you
don't have your ticket, yeah, and nobody can find the ticket.
That's the most annoying thing in the world. Imagine losing it.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Not as good with the app. But I don't even
really like I believe I'm gonna win lotto up until
the last second. Like I don't get a lot of
tickets anymore, because you know, I've got a phlosophical sort
of aversion to them. But it's kind of let you
know you haven't won by the time the draws over.
Almost don't even check, yeah, because you kind of know,
like up to it, you believe you might, and then

(18:05):
at the time of the drawer, it's like the likelihood
of it just hits you, the how unlikely it has
hits you. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Well, the other thing about it is fifty million dollar
power ball, and they had queues around like people were
crying up to get tack ups, right, Yeah, like record
numbers of people. But it's weird because then surely you've
got to leaven less chance.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah. Well, I guess in this one it had to go.
So you know it was fifty million, you know, go down.
It was down the levels, you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (18:29):
I love people's fascination with where the tickets were sold.
I've always found that part the most interesting. So these
ones were sold to pack and save. While we're a
road here in Auckland. Victoria Street, wor Worth An Auckland
mul Lotto and Auckland shot right dairy in Hamilton.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
That's a good dairy there. Wow, New World and Hastings.
I was as weird how the winners never seemed to
come from Auckland. And in my head I always think
the winners never seemed to come from Aorklord. It seems
odd to me considering most people. You know, it's the
biggest city in New Zealand. But actually here we go.
That was completely wrong. Wilde Oed Road, Victoria Street and
Royal Lake.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Well there you go. Seven million dollars.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Yeah, I mean when you look at the numbers now,
it's bloody obvious, wasn't it. Ten, twenty two, twenty one,
thirty five, thirty and thirty seven and the bonuses five.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Of course, of course, of course those were the number
thirty five, ten, thirty twenty one and thirty seven I
was gonna play. Of course, that was the number I
was gonna What's wrong with Us?

Speaker 4 (19:18):
The Mat and Jerry Show coming up after seven o'clock,
the Monday Moist and a juicing you up for another
week in Beautiful Alted or.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Can we play Cokemo? Can we play Cokemo in light
of where the Cricket Will Cup has been played?

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Well, we're just cocomo set with some of the other
things that we've played in the plast I mean cigarette
day erings, bouqueji elephant for example, I maybe like feel
Goodhead of the Summer both Queens of the Stone Age
naked and famous young blood Darius Rucker wagon wheel.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, I mean that's right. I think it fits a
Ruba Jamaica. Ooh, I want to take it to Bermuda, Bahama. Come,
I'm pretty Mama gi lago montego baby we goo. Yeah,
it sounded good there. So the original I mean is
that part of our I know, is that the area

(20:09):
that Radiohardecki wookson tune.

Speaker 7 (20:10):
Wise sorry is the next line that we sing up
to there something about making love to me?

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Is there any make it first? And we could tickets.
I think at that point it goes Aruba Jamaica. Ooh,
I want to take your Bermuda Bahama. Come, I'm pretty Mama,
key Lago Montego Baby, Why don't wigo Jamaica? What is
Jamaica to take it first and we can take it.

(20:39):
It goes into a different but there. I don't think
there was any make love to you where there was
a make love too.

Speaker 7 (20:45):
Yeah, you hear that in every song mash that wasn't
genuinely wasn't me doing that?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I thought this was actually there was.

Speaker 7 (20:51):
The Beach Boys was singing about making love to me.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Great song. Maybe it will be the Monday moisture in
juicing out for the other week as well. Making So
have you had a look?

Speaker 7 (21:01):
There? Nothing about it in there.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Nothing about making love to anyway? Well, I love your thoughts.
We'd love your thoughts on three for three or the
talkback function on the Heart radio app. Do you think
it's acceptable? Do you think Pixie Campbell, our Australian content
director will come in here and smack our bums if
we play cocono? Oh quite positively. Matt Jerry Show Radio
atticking Matten Jey Matten je.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Mash Pressus Burton's with his hand.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
For Matten Jeey.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
If you get gotstening too mad and Jey, I'm not crazy.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Those two.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Have your weathers this morning on the Mountain Jerry Show, Monday,
the tenth of June twenty two.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Only four welcome, however you're listening wherever you are. Huge
show coming up. We'll tell your details that soon, but
we've got a huge decision to make right now. The
Monday Moistures is a song we plan on Monday to
try to induce you up for the week, to increase productivity,
make you feel good about yourself, sing along in the
car or if you're listening at home on your home
speaker or wherever you are. It's the sort of a
positive tune to start another a Monday, knowing you've got

(22:21):
a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and a Friday, and I think
there's a Wednesday in there as well to get through.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
I think I'm pretty sure there is a Wednesday in there.
So we were talking earlier on about the T twenty World Cup,
which is happening over at the moment in the West
Indies and in the States. Yeah, and part of the
problem I understand speaking to some players who are inside
of the team, is that the whole time that you're
over in the West Indies, you've got Cocomo by the
Beach Boys playing in your head.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Ruba Jamaica. Ooh, I wanna teake your Bermuda Bihama, come on,
pretty Manna. But I guess the big decision'm going to
make here is are we going to play that now?
For the Monday moistening. I think I hear at all
of the texts Cocomo. Here's my vote, Cokeomo, play it.
You gotta play it, Coconmo, please, yes, please play it?
One single? Don't play it? Yeah? Okay, so speak up forever,

(23:08):
hold your peace about the Cocamo situation. That's you, Pexy Campbell,
our content director as well. He's not away. I think
of PIXI five seconds nothing nothing, nothing for PEXI crickets. Yep, okay.
He had his opportunity, said his opportunity to stop this. Yep,
all right. The Monday moistner a real wounded of a song,

(23:29):
juicing you up for another week in this beautiful country
about the well are the people off? The people have spoken?
Sing along the.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
Mat and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
There is the Monday most juicing me up for another
week and beautiful Oh tear it.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
They said we couldn't do it, they said we shouldn't
do it, but we did it. We played Cokemo in
honor of the people of New Zealand and the week
ahead of them, but also where the Cricket Worl Cup
is taking place.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Yeah, and look the support fa the text machine has
been absolutely overwhelming.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
You boys have really moistened me up for the week.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
He hit.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
I'm definitely doing the chart char when walking onto site
this morning.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Hawaiian shirt's all round. Hey, I've got a good question
for you, though. Where the hell is Cocomo? I know,
I know about Jamaica and Bermuda and Bahama. I don't know.
I don't know anything about Cocono. Is Cocomo a country
or is Cocomo a beach? Or what is Cocomo?

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Where is Cocomo. It's in the Florida Keys. Oh yeah, okay,
yeah so there Ah. Although Phillips pictured Cocomo is a
place in the Florida Keys, there really is no Cocomo
in Florida.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
South Florida. There is Cocomo charters somewhere. So they made
the place. They made this up the beach boys. It's
an imaginary place where he's thinking, well he according to
my here, Cocomo's a let's say, haircutters on Ponsome Road.
Oh is that right? Five o eighteen years Oh? Really,
specialist coloring and cutting saloon with only senior stylists who

(25:04):
will do what you need to look great? Is it
like a timbucto? They just made it up.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
I'm just having a look. He's still looking for Cocomo.
I mean, I'm researching as we speak here. The tin
continues to bring good Yeah, okay, that's all fine.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Hear it all the time.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Ye it's heyday, Yeah, line a sign at the bar. Okay,
now that's not a lot of rubbish.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
What's up? The theme from the movie Cocktail with Tom
Cruise is that when it first came out, what did it? Yeah?
I think nineteen and in the eighties, yeah, I think
like eighty eight or something. I think Cocomo was from Cocktail.
What was that? Pretty sure? So if they just made
up a place to make the rhyme work, that's that's
actually disgusting. From the beach points, you can't just make
up places to make the rhyme work. But wait, what's

(25:42):
the rhyme then? So what are they rhaming Cocomo with? Oh,
that's a good point. No, it is factional. She's factional.
She's factional. Cocumo's fictional.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
It's so utopian island off the Florida Keys that was
made up.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
It's fictional. It's heartbreaking. Yeah, I do you know what
it's rhyming with down in cocam. We'll go there fast
and then we'll take it slow. That's where you want
to go, dom Google mo A Ruba, Jamaica. Ooh and
here he goes. Timbucto is a real place you absolute muppets. Yeah,

(26:16):
Timbucto's a place you muppets. It's clearly a place your muppets.
It was made up. There's a Coconont Island and Fiji
you helmets, says Jackson. Yeah, well that's probably after the songs.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
Yeah right, I can't The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Did you see the story Jeremy about this Kiwi Rugby
League legend Dean Bell. Youre familiar with Dean Bell? Yes,
as revealed he took the field for a must win
UK Super League match just forty eight hours after undergoing
of a second WHOA.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Remember Dean Bell he was one of the original Warriors. Yeah,
brought him back for ninety five.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
There hard man. He was a hard man, great player.
Former Little Kiwi's captain as well, who played twenty sixty
years tests for the Kiwis and also keptain the national team,
has revealed his own pain, deifying on field heroics and
the new book blew An Amber voices stories from Leeds
Rugby League. It's only talking about Leeds, so that the
only thing Dean Bell wants to talk about is this

(27:16):
time at Leeds. I played a lot of leedsn't he?
So has he written a book?

Speaker 7 (27:20):
Right?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
I was wondering why this was the story.

Speaker 7 (27:21):
I thought this is a weird time to come clean
about the fact that he had to play a game
moments after it was stick to me. So it's as
people taking this as the key story out of his
memoirle this is the line you take out, okay?

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Right? Bell said, I had forgotten. I was booked in
for a vasectomy a couple of days before the game.
So I ended up having the procedure and let's just
say I was a little bit mindful of protecting a
certain part of my body going into contact, but I
was very lucky. I didn't get any hits in that region.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Firstly, Dean Bell does not speak with some kind of
weird Midlands accent.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Secondly, that's not Leeds. I mean that's your butcher conditioner. Ah,
that's your butcher conditioner guy. So I ended up having
that procedure. Where's he come from? Yeah? Actually that was
a bit risky that one. Bell went on to score
a try, leads one and also avoided the dreaded relegation zone.
So even though they tell you not to play a

(28:11):
game of professional league two days after sect, do they ever?
Do they? Unfortunately?

Speaker 4 (28:16):
I played a game of absolutely non professional last Man's
Dance cricket two days after my versectomy. Oh yeah, there
were we were number of short. The fucking manas the
team that I played for, we were a couple short.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Please.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
I got the I got the SOS call and could
you come in and fill in? I was like, I
have had of a SECT to me, But I thought
to myself, I've never been hit in the downstairs.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Who was playing? By the way, Just that a curiosity.
Oddly enough, I think we were playing the long boxes.
But oh, you mean in our team. Yeah, it was
the old campaigner playing the old campaign. It was definitely there. There.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Lane game was in the gelame was there as well.
It's just all all of the classics, and.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
There I was.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
And people were saying, this is a dangerous situation you're
playing this. I was like, don't worry about it. I've
never been never been hit down there before. Things will
we find, by the way, I was black and blue already.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, you know she was. When you have the vescto me,
you go blue. I would say, you also pride yourself, Jerry.
You've always told me that you play the line of
the cock. Oh, forever. I always play the line of
the cock.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
That does mean that I don't play horizontal shit batshots,
but I always play the line of the downstairs. And
if you start from the downstairs.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
And work out in the backward defense situation, you know
you're always going to guard that area. You will get
headed on the end of thigh a lot. Yeah, and
I've got had a lot of bruises over the years,
both on both thighs. But anyway, so you pull pretty
straight to you and then you're going to restrict You're
pretty restricted. Oh look, I can play the line of
the cock and tuck it around the around the corner.
But you can easily place a fielder there. Yeah sure,

(29:44):
But I mean I'll look, I'll put a gap just
in front of square. I feel like a short fine
leg that problem.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
No, not just in front of square. I mean you
can't people. You only put two people back.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
If you ever playing Jerry very straight and put a
short fine leg in.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
There, I might give myself some room outside of stomach
cut away behind point anyway.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Anyway, I moved the downstairs right out of the situation.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Anyway, That's not important. What is important is I bat
it and everything was fine. And then I came out
to field and I was fielding it long on after
me was this This is two.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Days after the same as Dean belt yep. And I
was on the domain.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
It was February brown, fast, running fast.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Terrible outfield the domain in Auckland.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
And I was feeling it long on and someone smashed
a ball hard down to me a couple of bounces.
I put the long barrier down because I'm not a
great fielder. I need to put the long barrier down.
And I thought it was going to come down on
the ground, and then.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
It bobbled up. Wow, and it got me right where
the the sectomy had happened and did undo the good
work of the vest man.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
I've never I just doubled over and I was I
was sweating. I was in so much pain. And the
entire both teams laughing, all the supporters, because right in
front of the supporters, they're all cracking up.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
It was a huge joke. It's funny.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
And meanwhile I was like, I was puffing and puffing,
and I've never been in so much pain. And then
I blew up into what can only be described as
a small balloon at the end of a kid's birthday party.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Well, we'd love to hear like you if you've had
some kind of misdemeanor within forty eight hours of a
ver sect to me, would love to hear from you
on three for three. There will be stories out there.
Don't worry about that. But it's never been the same since,
or the talkback function in the Heart radio app. It's
like a one time down there now the Matt and
Jerry Show, it's just moments ago you described your downstairs.

(31:37):
This is like a one time, Joe, Well, it is
after that creakable hit me down there in the Texas
said like a wanton bahaha, trying to explain that to
my kid. And that makes me ask a question, And
if it's an appriate question from Monday morning, I'm sure
a boss Australian contenter at the Pixie Campbell might come
back to us in our post show debrief. But are

(31:58):
you still because you're a neudist, right, So you've had
the situation where you have played cricket after a ver
sick to me, you've been hitting the balls by a
cricket ball, yeah, and it's fleared up like a one time.
It's never been the same again, should have soon yet
And then you're famously always walking around your house nude
like TOLSI doesn't need to see that. It doesn't need
to see it. Don't flee it up right? It blew up.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Yeah, And when like when I say blue, I mean blue,
like completely the whole area down there completely blue.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I forgive my really swelled up. The actual operation itself
all so went blue. No, okay, that was fine, just
the just the bag, just the sack, et cetera. So
it was just like a one time. Briefly, Yeah, but briefly.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
When I'm saying briefly, I'm in for about a week,
and it was and it went huge. Like what I'm
saying the size of a I would say the size
of a I know the size.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Of a mango. And did you tell the best man
because I mentioned the vest man like you played cricket,
I told you to take it easy for forty eight hours, mate,
the best man doesn't want to know what happens afterwards. Really,
this man does his business and then that is that
he is good bye to you. You you don't pay
two hundred and fifty bucks for me and then get
the after care service. You know that doesn't doesn't move
like that. The text it says, I'm rocking a spring roll.
It's interesting. Thanks for sharing, Okay.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
I mean I actually nowadays I would describe it more
because it all has deflated.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I think maybe this is sharing too much. I think
it is. Yeah, but no, definitely I need to just
explain it. I don't want to hear this.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Could I say, like a fertilized sparrows. So if you
really feel around in there, it feels like a fertilized
It looks fine from the outside. But there's this disaster.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
But was it?

Speaker 8 (33:27):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
It flew up like a wanton soup or just a
wanton said one soup? Yeah, a soft one time the
hard there's no hard shell to it. What was the liquid?
The liquids, all the stuff that's and around the whatever
is in there.

Speaker 7 (33:38):
Okay, we've got a story, you think. Gods, we can
stop talking about your wanton. After the vest, I was
playing around the golf. Is this texture and three for three?

Speaker 1 (33:45):
All good? Until I hit one into the.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
Deep pot bunker bunker and jumped down to the bottom.
I think I jumped back out again and the explosion
of pain was off the charts.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yeah, like a bit of movement. Forty had hours after
the vest. No golf either.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Then you gotta be careful. It's straining, is what you
don't want to do. Straining heavy lifting? Right you definitely
if you've just if you have had a versect me
on Friday, can I just say, if you're listening now,
don't do any heavy lifting.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Don't go to the gym. Well, this all came through
after rugby league legend Dean Bell has admitted to playing
a game of professional rugby league and within forty eight
hours of having his visect. Me said, not go out
rady yet.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Someone said, you've just ruined one time for me forever now,
Sorry about that. Matt and Jerry Show radio head a.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
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Speaker 1 (34:37):
Jerry, The Matt and Jerry Show everywhere on the Ihart
Radio app Right here on.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
A radio hod with Matty and Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Seven thirty two on the Mountain Jerry Show. Time for
the latest news headlines. A second appeal into the Scott
Watson murdered case begins today. Ben's Martin, Olivy, Hope will
ast seen alive and the Marlborough Sounds more than twenty
six years ago.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
What it call us to have like a major case
where there's not just lots of doubt circling around it.
Basically every major case in New Zealand when you start
scratching the surface major doubts. Yeah, okay, so you got
Watson Yep, you've got Lundy, you got Bain Lundy, Lundy.
That was the one that I was so sure of.
I was like, Lundy's definitely did it. And now that's
the one I'm least sure about you've got Thomas, yeah,

(35:20):
Arthur Allen. But now that one's become a bit more
interesting again, hasn't it. So yeah, yeah, all right, okay,
all right, all right. Nerdics in Germany are worried that
interest in public displays of nudity has taken a downturn
in recent years. The German Association for Free Body Culture
says membership has declined and people seem to be losing
interest in nudity. Well you're going over to Munich, can't

(35:43):
you later in the year, Jeremy, So maybe you can
get your one ton out to try and get interest
up in nudity over there. It's not going to work.
That will not work.

Speaker 7 (35:49):
I can tell you right now, Jerry getting his one
to on out is going to cause more problems across
there in Germany than it is going to Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Getting is one ton out there will shut down nudity
in Germany. Four good that a week.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
Last time I was over that way, I was out
in the boat witnessing some stuff going on, and there
was a new German Man doing nude yoga on a.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Paddle board at the back of his boat. And he's
in the downward dog. He was there with his family. Yeah,
and he was a granddad actually, And then there were
three generations of German on this particular boat. I could
see the three generations and Granddad was out the back
on a paddle board doing the nude downward dog. Well,
maybe Germany needs to look into that. So Notice and
Jimmy are worried that interest in public space of nut
he has taken a downtown. Maybe it's because it's all

(36:28):
Grandad out there sunning his Perennian. You know, if you
got some freulines out there doing it might be a
different thing.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
And there's a thriller unfolding of the cricket t twenty
World Cup in New York in the year were bowled
out for just one hundred and nineteen. But Pakistan have
stumbled in reply. They're now one hundred and two for seven.
They need eighteen off the last what is it?

Speaker 1 (36:47):
I know it was a very low total and I
think it's quite a difficult wicket there in New York.
It's been bought in from Miami and they're playing in
front of some kitset stands with about thirty four thousand
fans in there. But Pakistan and and of course hugely controversially,
well controversially surprisingly upset. Pakistan lost to the USA. So

(37:08):
to lose to the USA and then be this close
with India's pretty interesting. Yeah, it certainly is. It's a
weird pach weird very weird patch here, weird patch back God, crowd,
are you're right? Absolutely rammed awesome stadium that they've just
they've grabbed the Formula one stands and just put them
around in a circle and made a cricket ground.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Yeah, but it turns out you need a cricket pitch
as well. Although I got to say a good contest
between bat and ball one hundred and twenty, so hang
on it just the little scoring games of the best.
I think the outfield's super slow. I think that's what's
going on.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Well, now they need eighteen or four balls. It's gonna
be tough the States when the rest of the rest
of the games.

Speaker 7 (37:40):
Sorry, does that mean that Pakistana out of this World Cup?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
I assume year top two in each pool go through. Ah, yeah,
that's right, Okay, Pakistan and all kinds of trouble here
all right then? Okay, okay, then you're happy with that? Yeah,
I'm actually quite happy with that news headlines are you
yeah about you? Although there is a native I want
to start when you've been away. I've been introducing the
news headlines and saying, now you're a radiohote can use

(38:05):
headlines with the rude ar. I might start doing that
for the ones at eight thirty in introducing you.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
Okay and that and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
I witnessed the worst parking I've ever seen last night
in New Market. It was absolutely sitting down with rain
and there was a small vehicle along when I say
a Toyota vits or something like that, a vehicle and
that in that sort of range. It's a little wounded,
so quite easy to park, you know, like you know,
it's not like it's trying to park a I don't know,
a Ford Ranger or something, you know, or a van.

(38:34):
Is someone trying to park a toy out of vis
goes in, bangs the side of a wall. Oh no,
and then and then I'm looking, go that's that's bad,
and then messes it up and even more reverses a
little bit, and the entire front of the car, the
whole bumper bar and more just comes flying off and

(38:55):
then they pull back. They look really guilty, could see
them in the eyes. And then at that point, the
person's got a couple of options here. I mean, I'd
grabbed the bumper and probably put it in the back
of the car, but they just gapped. Do they drive off?
They've smashed into a wall, yeahs into the other car. No,

(39:16):
they they've missed the other car, but they've hit the
wall and then and then pulled the got back and
then somehow I managed to hot the bumper on a
little bit of fencing.

Speaker 7 (39:26):
Oh no, But they're almost like so embarrassed to the
point that they were like, I cannot get out of
this car, pick up this bumper and put it in
the back because that is just too humiliating.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
So I'm just going to double down and drive away.
But I'm pretty sure the number plate came off with
so much came off and it's not going to be
too hard to find out. Oh no, that would be
the worst.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
So if you did all of that stuff and then
the number plate came off and just remained in the park,
and so it's like, well, there's the.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
It's almost like a signature. Yeah, and I've signed this
and I've dropped my number plate on there. Yeah, well
I wonder about that, because what are you doing in
those circumstances? I think, can't just leave your trash there,
can you? You gotta pick it up. You gotta face
the music, you gotta get out of your car, you
gotta wave everyone at the restaurant that's laughing hysterically at you,
and then you've got to grab the whole front of

(40:09):
your car and hit it in the back and drove off.

Speaker 7 (40:11):
Well, a couple of weeks ago, a similar thing happened
to me. I was running late to work. It's been
a couple of weeks now, so I can probably talk
about it. Rudy gave me a call and said, meshure,
you're not here where I Have you missed your alarm?
I had, so whatever, I reversed out of my driveway
at pace, clipping my right wing mirror off. So now
my right wing mirror is on the ground at ten
to six in the morning. I left it there for

(40:33):
the day, all right. And it was actually kind of
out of just pure hatred for myself. Yeah right, I
didn't deserve to get that wing mirror back. I was
so disappointed in myself, and I thought, you know what
this is humiliating. I hate myself. You're just gonna have
to deal with this later. So maybe this person's just
done the same thing. But my wing mirror was still
on my property at home. This person's just left their
bumper and number plate well in a car park and Newmarket.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Well, I wonder I wonder whether it are still there,
because there's someone that could be a new Man at
this morning. I mean, it's probably someone listen into the show,
so opposite from Archie's restaurant, just in front of the
parking building, across the road from Archie's restaurant and Pizza
broad Down with Amandola used to be Yeah with Amanda,
used to be fantastic, Archie's boy, good Italian food. Oh,
Archie is a great New Zealander, Isn't he even gets

(41:16):
you the kid when the kids turn up with he'll
get you doing making the dog. Oh yeah, Archie's great
New Zealander. Absolutely. But if there's anyone having breakfast at
Archie's having some you know, like Pizzi your pizza for
breakfast delicious? Yeah, why not want to kill you to
text me and tell me if there's like a full
bumper bar in front of a car you're still sitting
across the road.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
You're going on in that situation, not only you're judging
the person's part, because you'll be sitting there watching the person.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Come on. As soon as you see this person attempt
to park straight judgment, here we go. Yeah, this is
going to be good.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
And you're kind of hoping in the back of your mind,
aren't is a little bit of shodding for it. You're
kind of hoping that they're going to screw it up. Yeah,
remember us on the Matta jew show here not long ago.
We My theory is that if you can't parallel part,
you're also terrible in the sack. Yeah, and so imagine
this person here. This is my big was they wouldn't
even know where to go. They'd be fumbling around looking
for somewhere to place the next thing you know.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Oh, there's no doubt that person that ripped the bumper
off the car, that person is terrible in the sn
I bet they have no children if you're listening, terrible
in the same The moral of the story, that's the
moral of the story. I'm starting to question your abilities
in the sect too. Mas. You're taking out your wing
mirror like that special awareness. Mate, all right then we
social awareness? Are we heavy with that chap? Absolutely? Absolutely?

(42:27):
All right?

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Then Jerry and Man, it's mad jem.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
There's no one else.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Here, just Jerry and Man, The Mast and Jerry Show,
Jerry and.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
That the show.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
There is something about Jeremy.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
And Matthew.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Nice every company this morning.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
I'm a man in Jerry Show, Monday, the tenth of
June and the Year of Our Lord, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
It's not twenty twenty three, is it. No, it's definitely
twenty twenty four. Yeah. So thanks to budding Strade get
your indoor projects sorded with their huge range. Speaking of huge,
We've got a huge hour of Matt and Jerry's show next,
starting off with the absolute disgrace that is Glane. He's
talking about huge week into sport. Oh my goodness, the
super Rugbar and the and the Warriors. What a win

(43:35):
by the Warriors in Townsville.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
But I think the question on everyone's lips is did
he get out of the dog box by Sunday evening?

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Yeah? Well, how long if you don't go home after
celebrating winning best Sports Podcast and ended up sleeping in
the studio and then working all day. Yeah, and then
he was working all weekend as well. So yeah, it'll
be interesting to know if he's out of the dog box.
I don't think he deserves to be out of the
dog box myself. Has he ever been out of the
dog He loves in the dog box. He's comfortable in

(44:02):
the dog's box. Yeah, that's that's where he operates.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Someone told me that the dog box at g Lane's
house is essentially like an outhouse. Yeah, it's like a
cottage that he's got at his own place, and there's
a bed in there, and there's a disk in there,
and he's got his own.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Furgeic sent it's time for him to so to take
the SEC caravan home and run a bit of a
Robin Bain situation at the back of his house. Maybe
it is, let's ask him next. Yeah, I mean that
went well for Robin Bain, didn't It worked out fantastically
for Bain. Well, not in the end, really did it well.
I mean for a while there it was fantastic. He's
actually away from the family. By the end it wasn't good.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
And Mat and Jerry show and that's.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Our great pleasure to welcome g Lane a SEC here
g Lane to the Mountain Jerry Show to talk about
the weekend of sport.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
But before we get into that, are you out of
the dog box yet? G Lane?

Speaker 8 (44:48):
As you mentioned, I got renovation done a couple of
years ago, and part of the brief to the architect was, listen,
I need a garage and I need an outhouse. Was
a non sweet Wi fi A just a urinal, not
a sitting for it, just a urinal and just enough
room to swing a cat, and I'll be good at gold.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
So that was me.

Speaker 8 (45:09):
I mean, I mean, my wife had she had the
role on the rest of the design, which which was nice.
But my two prerequisites were that. So it's nice here.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
It's nice.

Speaker 8 (45:18):
I'm still here.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Where are you going to be spending most of your
time in this house and you sit in the dog box? Well,
we're going to make it good now.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Well why then, on the earth, when you've got that
dog box and you're operating that fantastic dog box at
your house, why would you choose to sleep off site?
That's the question I have for you.

Speaker 8 (45:34):
Okay, the last four days has been a real emotional rollercoaster. Okay,
so that's the high emotions of Thursday. Night winning awards,
then the desperate low of waking up in your own studio,
fully clothed still and with a put a few scars
on the face after a bush got smart to me
and I wasted it. And then then the emotional high

(45:55):
of the Chief's mano bus rolling over the top of
the red And then Saturday comes around, and I'm working
Saturday commentating the Black Cats since they come along and
kick me straight back down and into the emotional low
in the end.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
In the end, what do you know?

Speaker 8 (46:10):
The Wires come through with another emotional high on Saturday
and absolutely clean up the Cowboys. I don't know if
I'm Arthur or Martha at the moment, I'm so, I'm
just I'm torn. All everything's gone. I'm empty, I'm a shell.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Well after Delany's Lisi flick that ball back before it
could go dead and and Charns Nikolklonkstead wacked it down,
how could you be unhappy after that? That would clear
everything out. I'm sure you were invited back into the
house after that.

Speaker 8 (46:34):
Oh look, I was watching it in the doggy and
dog box, Jesus and the dog box, okay, because it
ain't happening. The GB the dB and the DV and
I did. I did try and kind of relate and
use that. It just it's all the greatest try ever.

(46:55):
I got silence. But look, they helped me get through it.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
The warriors.

Speaker 8 (46:59):
You know, I've caused me a lot of damage over
the last few years, of a lot of emotional damage.
But this weekend they really pulled me back. That Saturday
night after the low of the Black Cat.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Holy oh my goodness.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Is it possible though, for you to go from maybe
that dog box that you had designed as part of
your renovation to potentially a Robin Bain caravan, maybe even
sitting outside. Does it possibly even get kicked out of
your dog box? You've got to be careful when you're
actually when the dog box is part of the house.

Speaker 8 (47:26):
I've got a fingerprint key thing for my dog box.
There's no way I'm going to thrown out of it.
I'm not going to Robin Baine what you think I am.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
You famously owned the acc caravan, so the great option
for you to just wield Robin Bain caravan into the
side of the house if things go worse than dog box.

Speaker 8 (47:41):
If things are worse than the dog box, and I
have to go into the acc Robin Bain. Things are
real bad. I'd hope that as friends, as close friends,
you would step in and help me at that stage.
If the Robin Bain gets wheeled into the back of
our house and I'm in that you need.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
We're not We're nott whe wouldn't be helping you in
that situation, No way, No. So Pakistan lost to the
USA and then they've just lost to India. But it's
kind of becoming quite an interesting tournament, this whole bloody
Cricket World Cup, isn't it odd? Results, weird wickets.

Speaker 8 (48:13):
The wickets are weird. That that New York wicket is
not great India and seventeen and then defending it, even
the wicket in New Zealand played on. I mean, it
just shows how well Afghanistan played and dadd because that
pitch was turning, it was slow.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Yeah, it's an.

Speaker 8 (48:31):
Interesting tournament because no one really, no one's really stamped
the authority on it. Unfortunately, the only team that has
is the Australian.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Yeah, how good today.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Look, you're right, it's a weird tournament. The other thing
is that's held in about five thousand different countries, so
I mean they might as well have had a couple
of games in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
There's games in Guyana, there's games. In South America there's
games and in Barbados, there's games in New York, I
mean games in Cocomon, goodness sake, Bermuda, Baham where they
play a game in every country that plays.

Speaker 8 (49:00):
Yeah, it's an interesting one. Obviously they're trying to look
to develop the game in America. But yeah, but it's
anyone's it's anyone's this one. But at the moment, Australia
are looking like the team that are just going to
basically cruise through England. They smashed England over the weekend.
Australia did it comfortably. It's a real it's a real
mixed bag.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
This one.

Speaker 8 (49:18):
I can't I won't be able to. I'm not sure
I can pick it. New Zealand's tournament is on a
knife each now. They play West Indies the host on
Thursday at midday. So if they lose that one, yeah,
it could be they could be packing the bags.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Right Yeahlane like me, like me, could be pecking your
bags and moving into the Robin Bain caravan. Roll up
a bane, roll a bane, out.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
Can a man come back from a bain caravan? I mean,
is there a way back into the dog box and
then back into the house. So once you're in the
bain caravan, you're you're on the way out.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
You know, it doesn't go well up. No man's ever
come back from my brain care all right, but good
luck with that. J Lane, We've got your back and
that and jeriha, I've got a new initiative in my
life at the moment, because you know, the conversations, most
conversations between dudes. If someone tells a story and then
someone tries to up that story. You know, if someone's
weed the bed, then then your next friend tells a

(50:09):
story when they soil the bad.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
You know, oftentimes it sparks off an idea that you
have in your mind. You're like, oh, jee's okay, you know,
I can definitely contribute to the winging the bed.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Yeah, conversation, but you get into this horrible kind of
form of conversation where you're just waiting for your friend
to finish speaking so you can tell your better story. Oh,
I've been in those before. And when you tell your
better story, what are you gain from that? You've just
taken away the glory of your other person's story. So
I'm not trying to do that. It's called there's a
word for it, and someone might be to tell me
three for it. Three there's a word for people that
do this. Whatever you've got, they've done something better. Oh yeah, yeah,

(50:39):
you kind of one upping. Yeah, one upping. And so
I'm not doing that trumping. It's trumping. Yeah, you trump people, Yeah,
which is not I just don't think it's a great
conversation because because it just goes one to one to
one to one all the way up. You know, Yeah,
there's a bit of conversation. It's just someone's telling you
a story. Actually get the best out of there their story,
asks them a few questions as they're going through, and
actually enjoy that. And who started the story story? You know,

(51:02):
as I say, not just waiting for thirty seconds so
they stopped talking, just to blast them with your better story. Yeah.
I had the situation last night where I had a
better story. I had a better story than the person
in front of me. And it was around Verat Coley,
who's you know, just a India of just beaten Pakistan.
So we've just been watching verat Coley on the TV.
But this person said they saw verat Coley at at

(51:22):
a restaurant when they were in Chennai, right, and that
their Indian friend that was there got very excited about it.
And I was like, I was just chomping on the
bit for my story. Oh no, you've got a way
better story than now. I've got a way bit of story.
I went swimming in an infinity pool and there was
only me and verat Coley in the and then we
took a photo together underneath the waterfall. Yeah, at one end,

(51:42):
me and verat Coley there were best buds. But my
new policy of not not not one uping people's stories
me and I just had to sit there with that
left that one on the shelf.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
That must have been hard though, that because your story
about how you went swimming with varat Coley, Yeah, you
and vrat Coley the only ones in the pole there.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Yeah, at the Ritz Bangalore. Yeah, that's quite a good story.
It is a good one. Yeah, And you're thinking, if
I can try the thing, is it just ruins It
just wipes out the other person's stories. Okay, but if
your mate's going to come in with a rubbish story
about how his friends saw some person and at a restaurant.
Some his friend saw Veratkoli at a restaurant in Chennai No. No,
they both were at a restaurant in Chennai Coli and

(52:20):
security walk past, and he just said that his Indian
friend that he was visiting over there was very excited. Okay,
but some stories, do you think some stories need to
be trumped? I mean, sometimes you play a low card
and sometimes you need someone to come in. If you're
thinking about it as a game of five hundred, the
conversation is a game of five hundred. Sometimes you need
your partner to come in and chuck a decent card
on top of that story. Well, I guess so. But yeah,

(52:42):
I mean I just had this story that I could
have pulled the trigger and basically ruined everything. Just it was.
I had it in the chamber ready to go.

Speaker 7 (52:49):
You're just going to have to be careful because you
might be conversations in the future where you find yourself
not carrying on any kind of conversation because you're in
a situation where the only conversation.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
You have is stories.

Speaker 8 (52:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (52:59):
Yeah, because you might end up finding yourself in a
place where I don't know you're talking to a couple
of mates, and then you realize you're adding nothing because
you can't tell stories anymore, because.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
You feel like everything's just one up in someone. You
can tell a story, you can't just tell a story
that's distinctly, very similar and distinctly better than the last
story that's been told. This text has just texted through
an island. We call it two poos. If you've had
one poo, you can be guaranteed your friend will say
that they've had two.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Okay, that's quite good. Yeah, well okay, but there's two
ways to think about this, right. There's the way to
think about the person who's just told the story and
you're one upping that story. But what about if you're
in a group of five yeah, okay, and someone tells
a story and then you're asking that story, and then
that doesn't go on to anywhere else. Isn't it also
your job as part of a group and a part
of a group conversation that you're adding another story on

(53:44):
top of that, which is great for the rest of
the people. Okay, sure, it's not great for the person
whose story you've just gazumped.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Yeah, but what about the other people who are sitting
there that'll be interested in the fact that you've swim
with Vat Coli. Yeah, I mean I guess so, but
I guess it's a yeah. I mean it's a tough one.
You just don't want to Yeah, I can see exactly
what you're saying there, but I know, And then I
mean I want to know that story because then I

(54:11):
want to know details about Verrett Colly. I want to
know what's when, where he is wearing.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
I mean, did you have a look at what was
happening down there?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Was it impressive? It was actually pretty good? What ver
at Collie? What was wearing like a little speedo kind
of thing, sort of like a seventies speedo. Now that's interesting,
And that be Jerry show talking about people who gazump
other people's stories and try and one up them and
come up with a better situation, a better story. Mullet
from Tat's Morning, Welcome to the show. You have a

(54:41):
going lead good.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Are you a fan of people who gazump stories with
a one up or not a fan?

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Not?

Speaker 8 (54:46):
If they're a repeat offender or a consistent offender that
it gets on your grill a bit. But every now
and then and not uncommonly, I think that if someone
lobs out a lobull like that, you can't just leave
it alone.

Speaker 7 (54:58):
You start greatness situation like school sports, where participation is
enough low quality.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
I like this theory, okay, so you reckon that if
you don't, if you don't come in, if someone comes
in with a rubbish story and you don't come over
the top and you've got a better story and you don't,
and you let it go through to the keeper and
you don't come in with your story, then it just
creates almost like an environment of rubbish stories.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
And so it gets Laura and Laura, Laura a friend group.
That's an interesting theory, Muller.

Speaker 7 (55:29):
And then your friend group's not getting invited out because
no one wants to listen to your BS.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
So you're saying, basically, as long as the story you
tell is considerably better than the story or or moves
it up another level of interest, then it's okay. But
if you're repeated, if you're repeatedly sitting there just waiting
for someone to finish their story so you can tell
a pretty average story, then that's not good bad reputation.
Someone says, if I had a black cat. Matt's would

(55:54):
be blacket. That's the kind of person they're talking about,
you know.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Yeah, but here's a person that's texting on three for
it through. That's saying that we had a mate called
Stories because the stories were so bad, and so as
soon as you tell a story, we just go a
great one stories.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Stories. Yeah, I mean, that would be a good way
of dealing with us. But that's another question. Stories. That's
another question of someone's telling a story that everyone, you know,
everyone's heard the story. Do you do you just sit
there and listen to the story, or as a friend
you go yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we know. You know,
what do you do in that say, when someone's telling
the same story for the twentieth time, I think you've
got to pretend that it's the first time you've heard it. Yeah,

(56:27):
But doesn't that just Encarre Foster and environment of people
telling the same stories over and over again?

Speaker 4 (56:30):
This is what Mullot's talking about. Yeah, Mad and Jerry
Show Radio Headache.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
It's Madden, Jery a six to nine week.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
Demal, Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, The Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
It's time for your hod Ache Breakfast News headlines with
Jermy Wells geez really.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
A second appeal into the Sounds murder trial starts today.
Scott Watson's convicted of the double murder of Ben' Smartin
and Olivery Hope more than twenty six years ago.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
What's your gut feeling on that one? I mean, we've
all got feelings on all these ones. We all know
how we feel on Lundy, Baine and Watson. Where do
you sit? Well? The evidence does not stack up. However,
he feels like he's guilty. I think that's what I think.
He got convicted for appearing to be not a great guy.

(57:28):
But they definitely didn't prove beyond a reasonable doubt that
he did it, which is what you got to do
to put someone away. The evidence does not stack up.
The person who took took Scott Watson, certing Scott Watson,
Ben's Martin, and Olivery Hope to their boat that night
did not take them to Scott Watson's boat. The difference
between a catch and a sloop is a massive Yeah,

(57:50):
this is a person who's a this is the guy
someone was. It's a water who knows boats. I mean,
if you know boats, if you're a water taxi driver.
You know what a you know, a sloop and you
know a ketch's difference between dropping someone off at a
van and a bus yep totally And they dropped him
off somewhere else and it was not as it wasn't
but terrifying if it wasn't him, who wasn't And I
guess that's kind of weird thing. And here is like

(58:10):
that because you could just get on a boat and
go and you're out in the ocean. Yeah, but they
don't know that they didn't go to another boat after
they went to that boat. Yeah, that's the thing. Yeah,
but Scott, he cleaned his boat on Year's Day. It
doesn't mean that he's guilty anyway. No, but Scott Watson,
you know, it didn't seem also doesnt seem like the
kind of guy you'd want to get on a boat with. No,
no anyway, all right, Well maybe we'll never know, all right.

(58:31):
I think to have sort of left around the sides
of that one. A huge proadcast situation. You want to
go into a teen part two true crime procasts ten
parts starting now at the end of the show, we
do one. Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
A YouTuber is facing charges in the US after he
directed a video in which a helicopter blasted fireworks at
a speeding Lamborghinif convictor twenty four year old Alex Choi
faces up to ten years in prison.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Yeah, people are getting more and more mister beastie, aren't they. Yeah,
because mister BEESTI gets Mister Beest gits hundreds of millions
of views for his video. I watched a mister beast
video this week and it made me cry. It was
two guys that were stuck it. He threw them on
the porsch and they got ten thousand dollars a day
that they survived in the in the wild together. But
if either of them fired the flair, then they would leave.

(59:16):
They'd get picked up, halicup done. And one of them
had kids and one of them didn't. So there was
this this sort of balance between someone that had not
a lot of reason to get out of there and
one that had a lot of reason to get out
of again. You know, once he'd made enough money for
the kids to go to college. That's pretty deep from
mister beast It was pretty good. I actually got a
couple of tears in my eyes. Had the final decision

(59:37):
of bloody mister Beast video you pissed your face? I did?
I pissed my face everywhere, eh, mister Beast And the T.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Twenty World Cup cricket thriller has arm filed between India
and Pakistan and New York and do you have triumph
by six runs after getting dismissed for one nineteen on
a difficult pitch for Beatty. So watch person ended up
getting out of the bush.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
What do you mean? Well, who was it the bush?
And who was the guy with the kids spoiler alert?
Was the guy that I'm not going to run it
for you? Well, no one who is going to watch this? Well,
when they leave, they both have to leave at the
same time, that's the thing. But who makes a decision
and whether they became such good friends as they were
learning how to survive together in the bush and slowly
build up their camp, and they'd been there for quite
some time. And the question is does a person that's

(01:00:21):
their friend fire the trigger even though he's willing to
stay there for an entire year because he knows that
his new friend that he's just met going into the
bush really wants to see his kids. Does that guy
pull the trigger or does he not flair? So did he?
I can't tell you. I don't know, mister beasts anything
he did. He said, I consider that I've made not

(01:00:43):
just a friend but a brother out here, and if
he wants to see his kids, then it will make
me happy, even though I lose a lot of money
by doing it. And he just pulled the flair disappointing
from the end of that. I want us to be
to go back to giving away free burgers. It's still
giving away a lot of free chocolate and that just
talking before that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
There's been a second appeal into the Sounds murder of
Scott Watson.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
It starts today. He was, of course.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Convicted of the double murder of Ben Smart and Olivey
Hope twenty six years ago. So was that nineteen ninety eight,
and it loomed large, didn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
That trial? It was huge. Here's a texass come in.
I got on the jurisdeleiction for that Scott Watson trial
down to the final twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Didn't get selected for the last twelve. He sat near
by me and I felt a bad vibe coming off him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Wow. But I really don't know if he was guilty Okay.
You know what's interesting about that. I read this book
by Martin Gladwell when he was talking about how wrong
we are with our vibes on people in fact when
they do. When judges don't get to meet a client
for parole, it's so much more successful in terms of
letting people out that don't offend again than if they

(01:01:52):
meet the people. And we think we've got amazing judges
of character, but we actually don't know how people behave
in certain situations, especially extreme situations like being accused of
the murder of two people. You don't know how you
behave in that situation to speak. I mean Lundy for example.
Everyone that they thought that Lundy behaved oddly and that
was one of the reasons why they really pushed to
convenent con victim, because he was crying too much. They're

(01:02:12):
not enough. And then he was an allegue scrum at
the funeral and some blue blockers and the cops were like,
that just seems quite guilty, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
I found more across the facts of the Lundy case
than I am of the Scot Watson even though I've
read a book on the Scott Watson thing a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Ago. I can't remember the exact thing, but.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
I think there was something about the cops. They pretty
much worked out with him early on, with Scott Watson,
and they thought that the cleaning the boat was weird
and maybe he took a little trip out into the
sounds and then came back again or something like that,
but there was no evidence to say that that had
actually happened. Well, but someone's text and said, Jerry, cleaning
your boat may not make you guilty, but having fingernail

(01:02:52):
scratches and the heir of the murder victim inside the
room on your boat might cause some kind of suspicion.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
But that here has been massively under myne that evidence.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Yeah, and the scratches thing, I mean, I don't know,
that could have been there from another time.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Yeah, who knows, who knows? I don't know about this one.
Should we just widely speculate on it, and in case
that we don't really know anything about you just keep
talking about I think this is my theory on it,
not knowing anything about it, having even read a book
on it, is that he was the dodgiest guy in
the area, and he's not a good person, and so
suspicion fell on him very quickly. Whether he did it
or not, I don't know, but he'd been making a

(01:03:26):
dick of himself at the lodge, so people he came
up in a lot of people's chat about who was there. Yeah,
I don't want to zump your story, but I've been
to that lodge, have you? Ferno Lodge? Yeah, it's still popular.
Yeah it is. It's beautiful spot. Actually, oh, hang a minute,
this is actually going to finish this. Yeah, Scott Watson here,
I did it. So I can only assume that he's
texted us, right, Okay, so that's sort of case closed.

(01:03:49):
I guess there's someone's texting and said, someone's zumping our stories.
I live and picked on and I see the boat
every day in the marina. It's creepy. It's called Blade.
I think the fact that it was called Blade also
freaked a lot of people out. Yeah. I don't know
that one, not all right, I don't know any all right, Okay,
it's mo Jeral They're on right, it's my Jeruf Massy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
Jerry Well, the Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
I'm just looking at the rich list, Jerry, are you
on it? What it's been, it's been I'm on the
Herold and it's not. Actually the headline has mentioned the
rich list of between twenty four but then I've gone
to the article and it hasn't actually listed who's on there,
except we probably know that the Mowbrays will be on
there and then and Buddy Graham Heart will be on there.
You in there yet?

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Are there any people from the media on there? Do
you think there's one single person from the media on.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
That list that owns a media company?

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
Oh yeah, that's well even probably people that own the
media companies, or that the heads of the media companies
won't be on there.

Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
What's Zoru because this seems to be the story that
everyone's talking about. Apparently the brothers that own Zoru.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Yea zero in there this year? Yeah, so zero that
they made the balloons, didn't they the water balloons? Multiple
multiple multiple full water balloon's very clever. When is the
Mobras Yeah, Mobras yeah yah. The company's zero yeah zero.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
Oh, I've been there before. I mean they are they
are they the richest? Now it's not Graham Heart, sure.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Graham Heart because isn't zero is wholly owned by brothers
Matt and Nick Mowbray has estimated that with twenty billion dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:05:26):
Woo, yeah, this article here, the owners of the toy
company zero have been named the country's wealthiest people. Knocking
oh great off Graham heart is off the top spot
that is held for more than twenty years, apparently.

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
I always wonder, how do they know really what gres
has got? Who would know what anyone's got? Yeah, well,
you reckon they hide it? Well, where would you hide it?

Speaker 8 (01:05:47):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
How would they under the bed?

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
I understand that those lusts. I mean that there's some
people with some ideas. Obviously all wealthy people, Yeah, but
the idea that some person's got this much, and then
some person's got this much, and then someone's that. You know,
some people have done some research by googling, some googling
some company names, and they reckon that they've got that
percentage of this and that miles off.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Yeah. Yeah, But would you want to be a massive
vantage to be on the rich list? Uness, it's how
you define yourself, and it's good for your ego to
be up the top there. But I don't know. I
mentioned you'd want to fly under the radar as much
as you can if you've got billions and billions of dollars,
wouldn't you.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
Well, I think that's the case. I think that's the
case with a lot of very wealthy people in New Zealand. Yeah,
people would never know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Yeah, they would know. They don't want to be bandied
around on rich lists and then have the text man
sniffing around out of the backyard and see what's happening,
you know, down in the mulberry bushes. No, that's the
thing I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
And there were Mowbray Bushes families that were back in
the day that had huge amounts of money and then
they and then they sort of invested in different places
that people wouldn't really know. Yeah, you want some trust
shell corporations, Cayman Islands.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
I'm not saying that those Zurus aren't aren't incredibly wealthy,
because they will be. Yeah. Is Ali Williams linked to
their family? Is it the Ali Williams married into that family? Yep? Okay, right,
So so no media people in there, No just Aalie Williams. Nope, nope, nope, nope.
I'm not on there. Am I on there? No? Heath's
not on there. I'm not on there. No mention of you.

(01:07:10):
Welles either you're on there, Meshy, no get paid for
this show. There's not even not a single intern on
this list. Weird, that's right, all right, that's weird. Okay,
all right, then some people seem quite richful.

Speaker 7 (01:07:22):
Let you go The Jerry Show podcast out later today,
Both Highlights if you've missed anything on today's radio show,
you can catch that at eleven am, and of course
the Daily Bespoke as.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Well, the Radio Highlights podcast, which is the best podcast
in the country according to the New Zealand Ready On
Podcast Awards. So treat yourself to that absolute load of crap.
It's really well stunning indictment on the rest of podcasts
in this country. And you can go back and ever
listen to the Graham Norton podcast as well. If you yea,
that's been incredible. It's a good one, that one. All
right then, thanks for listening. We'll see you tomorrow, okay,

(01:07:53):
seem busy. It's the Breakfast Show.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Whoa, yeah, it's mad and Jerry from six to nine.
Only interested in one thing here and one thing only,
and that's banned.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Cobbers, there are you shitter? You have been listening to
the Matt and Jerry Radio Highlights pod. Right now you
can listen to the other Daily Bespoke pod, which you
will absolutely love. Anyway, set to download, like subscribe, write
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(01:08:32):
And while I'm plugging stuff, my book A Life is
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I'll let you go. Bless blessed, blessed. Give them my
taste a Kiwi from me,