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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:11):
Jeremy Wells on Radio.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hurdarcky, Good morning, walk my long on to the Hurdarchie Breakfast,
Monday the eighteenth of November twenty twenty four. My name
is Jeremy Wells. This is me she on the Buttons
Kid Day.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Mister Wells, how are you mate?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
You good? Thanks? Mate? An executive producer root a joints
us on the show A sorry, guys, I'm just so relaxed.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
Had a night away with the midi and offloaded the
kids to the in laws.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Oh was that last night? Or was it Saturday night
or Friday nights?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Saturday night? Were there any letters involved? Did you write
a letter to your partner? No, there was a script reading.
There was a script reading.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Oh yeah, there was a script reading. Okay it was
it just one night?

Speaker 5 (00:51):
Yeah, it was just one night away, so only one
scrum actually as well.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Okay, is it you reading the script? Was?

Speaker 6 (00:56):
Yeah? Something I'd written down, something I prepared earlier.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Okay, how did it go down? Because people are listening,
who might know that Ruder sends a lot of letters
to his partner. They often appear inside the side tableside
the bed. Yeah, and sometimes your partner doesn't even know
that they've been there, that they exist. And then you
get slightly upset when she doesn't know that the letter

(01:20):
that she doesn't know existed, that she doesn't read, is
sitting there and unread.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
I mean, surely you go into your underwear drawer, it's
some point and notice that there's a folded up piece
of paper in there.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I know, I would, I know, mash would.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
The Darky Breakfast with Jeremy Wells Alreadiodi.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
The executive producer went away for a sixty weekend with
his partner, a night away, a night away involving letters
and role play. I imagine with you, Ruder, oil or
pure is it called pure Fiji?

Speaker 5 (01:54):
That lovely message oil, beautiful smell, smells like you've gone
to an island hole thatay, and you're in the cabana
and they're giving you a nice speach side message.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
I don't think I've ever bought massage oil.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Well, you've only been on one. You've only ever had
one message, and that was with me. So that is
a good point. You're not really you're not really in
the message world. MESSI okay, it would be weird for
me to buy your message oil message.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, it would be very I think.

Speaker 7 (02:20):
So.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, could we go back a step. So what was
the occasion over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
It was just one of those occasions where we hadn't
done a little night away for a while.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Maybe January.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
I try, I try to get them away quarterly, but however,
for some reason, there's real pushback on that.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
No, it's good for a relationship. I mean, I think
that's wise when you have you've got young children. When
you have young children as a couple, you can become
the relationship can become very focused on the children. And
you've got to keep the relationship going, got to keep
the fires burning, right. Well, yeah, we sure did.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
We stopped at a place called the Black Barn on
the way to Matticana, just north of Aukland, know it, well, Yeah,
out in Coatesville, and we got a lovely little meal.
I had negronie as well with that. Man, did you
just loosened up with a negronie? What did your partner have? Gosh,
I can't remember a water.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, probably something like that. And then yeah, we she
wasn't looking to loosen up at the stage.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Got a way back there was. I guess she didn't.
I shouldn't need to, No, I guess. And as we
spoke about on the Headache Breakfast last week, I ever
pinchon for writing love notes to my partner. However, unfortunately,
sometimes as well, these love notes turn into scripts where
I get my feelings across what was it I think

(03:36):
this weekend?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
They sometimes also include chols, don't they Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
And sometimes they also jobs your jobs, and sometimes they
also are gripes.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah, but I'll tell you what this this weekend's right,
this weekend's note.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
And I didn't actually.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Need to take the note because I penned it and
then I actually learned it, So I just it was
more of a speech, more of a spiel.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Wow speech. It was more prepared speech that you'd learned beforehand. Yeah, wow,
like Shakespearean sort of vibes.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah, there was a few doths and then there was
no don't necessarily mesh, there was no hees. But I
tell you my surprise, you goes to find out it
was actually mainly around my failings as a partner, how
I wanted to improve and be a bit of man
for her.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh god, oh my god, that's what the speech was about.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
This.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Wow, that's that's nothing sixier than coming in with some
self improvement. It was later on. It was later on.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
There'd been a bottle of wine each. We had some
nibbles on a platter. I've taken a photo of the plate,
and there were some tears.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Well, I'm not surprising because you've come in with some
self help. The lady didn't mind nice, so did the end?
Well tears?

Speaker 5 (04:58):
It ended well, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
On the mind boggles.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Oh, it's sort of press.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
She might need to give you a partner a call
this mornings to she's okay.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Thinks she's all right.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
She slept roll last night.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
I'll tell you that.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Okay, right in a separate but.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
I'd taken the hold achy breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's talking here. It's the lady, don't mind app song
actually considering that Ruda went away for a ah, well,
what would you describe it as ruder? But it was
a together this weekend, wasn't it together? This weekend with
your partner?

Speaker 5 (05:35):
I believe that when we because in our household at
dinner to give ourselves things to talk about. We do
a rose and thorn everyone in our house, myself, my wife,
my eight year old son Body, and my ten year
old daughter Azaria.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Is this oral or is this written down as well
in your family on parchment? This is oral? And yeah,
tell me my wife. Her rose was for the weekend, yep.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
And she said it was nice to get away with
your father and reconnect.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Lovely and the thorn, the writing, the readings that you did,
the self help, self help peace, the thorn. Surely it
was maybe she didn't have one. It was a lovely time.
Surely it was the self help peace where you talked
about your failings.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
No, we reconnected, We reconnected, and there was a time
when she acknowledged that she was right.

Speaker 8 (06:22):
It text to here on three for three. There's nothing
sixier than a self help lecture.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
It's so sexy, a good way to get into a
bit of a chair. Well, I mean, the thing is
that with tears, tears, tears, nothing better than tears.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
I think the thing is for a woman as my
wife is because I'm such a bit of an alpha male,
very manly obviously go hunting often.

Speaker 9 (06:44):
Is that what being a man is on anyway, you
keep going, I'm a man and so to see her
reveal my emotions was.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Probably quite an emotional experience for her as well.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Hey fellers, where is this radio show going today?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well? Not sure happening with Gulane's coming in at six thirty,
so we'll head to the gutter. All right, So we've
done our emotional stuff. It's all over with before six thirty.

Speaker 8 (07:10):
Because I just feel like there could be a world
where I'm not saying it's the worst world, but we
end up talking about ruders one night away with his
partner all show.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, well we could do, and I don't really want
them to. Oh okay, I'm keen to unpack even more
about it. We haven't even got deep into the into
the physical part. I mean, it's only we've only started
in a mental realm.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
And the tears, the allegations of six bomb, the Tom Jones.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Now now that wasn't me, it was another member of
the show.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
You're Complete New Zealand Today This morning The Hucky Breakfast
with Jeremy Wells, available everywhere on the iHeart Radio, News, Entertainment,
Sport and Music that Rocks exclusively on radio hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
It's six thirty three on Radio Headocky time for your
latest news headlines. The he Core opposing the Treaty Principles
Bill and the government stunts on Mudi issues are set
to arrive in Wellington tomorrow. Thousands are expected to attend,
with disruptions to Rhodes likely thumbs up for the meeting
between the leaders of New Zealand and China at Apek
Prome Minster. Chris Luxen has met with his Chinese counterpart

(08:14):
Xijingping at the summit in Pidu.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
I guess that's better than a middle finger. A couple
of middle fingers.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Thumbs up. What is that? Culturally? Though in China it
thumbs up might mean something completely different than what it
means in New Zealand.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
Yeah, it's a strange thing to describe the meeting. Thumbs up,
A thumbs up for the meeting.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Thumbs up. Tell you what looks good on Jijingpang and
that is the rints that he's running at the moment.
Oh yeah, sensational rints.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
A huge fan of the rints. Jet black yep, jet
black rints. No one's going to bring it up with them,
no are they? You know, there's always people you don't
bring a rinse up with, and Jijingping is probably one
of them.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yep, you'll go missing if you do. And All Blacks
coach Scott Robinson has confirmed that sam Kin will be
available for selection in Turin this Sunday morning against Italy
after a head knock against Ireland. Former captain and bound
for Suntory in Japan at the end of the current season. Meanwhile,
in Cardiff, the Wallabies lead Wales thirty three thirteen, worth
twenty four minutes to play. How crap of Wales.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
Oh they suck us. But speaking of sucking ass, New
Zealander about to lose the one second one day in
palakell Srilank just need ten more runs unfortunately on twenty
four boys.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Oh well, does anyone care about those one days? It's
all about the Test matches against England starting at the
end of the month. Yeah, acc is going to be
commentating them live the.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Hurarchy Breakfast Al Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Time for the history of today.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
We generally James Drummond dwells.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
How do we feel about the drummer bass this morning too?

Speaker 6 (09:43):
I no know it might trigger a few tweakers out
there who have had a big weekend and it's not
something you need, really, is it.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Well, I maybe keep the vibe because I mean the
other one is the shy music.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Yeah, that's true. That's kind of kill yourself with terr.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
And thirteen oh seven, William Tell reputedly shoots an apple
off his son's here.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
Never seen evidence of that NAVI.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, no, did it happen that we know about?

Speaker 6 (10:09):
Arm Colin bull should I don't know about that one.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
And what was going on there? Was it some kind
of lesson teaching.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
It was a pub game and they said, hey Willie, Willie,
do you reckon? You could shoot that apple? If your
son's here, I'll buy your pint anyway, Yes, week get
up there? Boom? Had it scaled the pint?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
It's the aldermant in hoobris though, isn't it. Yeah, Like,
don't do that, even if you know you can do
it well and you think and you back your back
your ability, don't don't do that. It's not worth it.
It's almost a little of arrogance to it.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
Yeah, he must have two sons, because I'd definitely line
up one of my kids.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
That's true.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
Yeah, because if you've got it, more than one boy
then you definitely have a goat one.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, if it's an only child, different situation eighteen twenty
and Tartnica cited by US Navy Captain Nathaniel B. Palmer,
that's good. In nineteen twenty eight, well there's any Steamboat
Willies released the first Mickey Mouse sound cartoon. It was
it was really boring, massive sextus, Oh yeah, steamboat will

(11:07):
Steamboat Willy Yeah, huge pisted. Nineteen ninety three, American rock
band Havana filmed a mostly acoustics shit and the Sony
Music Studio is in New York City for a television
series MTV Unplugged. It was released a year later. And

(11:27):
they've remember nineteen ninety four and in that time, Kurbain
took his life.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
Is this the live where he's just crushing dirries the
whole time.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
He's in mac carty. Yeah, it actually the night before
this overdosed and come back to life. That brought him
back to life. But he had a terrible drug overdose.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
So is that why he's in the cardie because he
was so cold.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
He looks terrible. That's why he looks so shocking. And
two thousand and five, Oh, the Great, the Great Joan
Olomo passed away, catch up.

Speaker 6 (11:57):
Again New Zealand, maintaining possession to love him.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
He's got the bounce, he's offer. I love him. You
never seen him. I love it when again you will
never see anything like that. Great New Zealander, Great New
Zealander and just at a great time as well, when
rugby needed that. Do you remember having that huge, big
fast man on the way.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
He was so big they McDonald had their own Jonah Burger.
Remember the Jonah Burger. You can go to McDonald's and
that was one of the most popular burgers and we
had about four meat pat isn't it. Yeah, that was
one of the He was one of the first ever
big New Zealand sports superstars.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah hit well global, I suppose superstar and a lovely
man flowed Yeah like everybody, but a lovely lovely guy.
Oh great, great New Zealander. Birthdays today in nineteen sixty
eight Owen Wilson and nineteen sixty two Curt hammert guitarist
from Metallica, born in San Francisco, California. And that is

(13:01):
the history of yesterday Today.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
The Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Acc Glane joins us on the show this morning in Julane.
Great core on the weekend from the ACC and you
disappointing result though France versus the All Blacks.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
Yeah, I thought we had it actually seventeen ten at
half time. I thought we had the game pretty much
under control, but that it was ten minutes in that
second half, the first ten minutes the French scored two
tries and it was like, right, roll.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, that's up. Let's have a listen to how the
end finished. Up stuck in their twenty two of the
All Blacks.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
They're held up now, this could be it Will Jordan's
been held up and needs to come back. No, that's it.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
That is it. The game is over and France have
won this match by.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
One point thirty points to twenty nine. And the Georgian referee.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
He is an absolute piece of work. G Why do
we always have him? Why do we have that Georgian referee?

Speaker 6 (14:04):
I don't know Dracula from Georgia. He looks like a Dracula.
He's pasting in white, not even hot, you know, usually
of Dracula's these days is quite hot. I don't know
why we always have him. We attract that referee like
a moth to a flame, and he's very hard to
understand and very inconsistent. And I know this is New
Zealander's meaning about the referee.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
And it is.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
But he sucked.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, he does suck. I think part of the reason
he sucked is because we completely destroyed them in the scrums,
yet we hardly got a scrump penalty. I think we
may have got one, yeah, but they kept popping and
then he'd just go and I will just have a
bit of a reset there. And there's two that takes
too long to have set scrums. Why does it take
two minutes to set a scrum? Why what's happening?

Speaker 6 (14:46):
I'm not sure, but to Mighty Williams, he is a
great New Zealander who one hundred and forty eight kg's
of him. And there was a new innovation. Well it's
been around for a while, but it's the first time
I've seen it with an All Blacks game, where they
attached a camera to Dracula any of the referee, and
he had it and it's kind of in his breast
between his breasts and but the it was a fish
eye lens as well, and they cut to one particular

(15:07):
shot with to Majie Williams asking a question and he's
leaning in and he looks like a big giant baby.
It's this giant, giant head that's had some strange decisions,
the neck roll penalty, the time wasting penalty, like use
it from from Cortez Latina. It was like, get out
of here, Dracula.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
And also I don't think you should kick three points.
We're five minutes to go. I actually kicked the corner.
Put the pressure on score a try dog rolls.

Speaker 6 (15:33):
His tape was too tight.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, it's dangerously tired, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
The Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells, a.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Radio acre g Lane joins us this morning on the
show and coming up later on. You've got some hot
takes on the Mike Tyson versus Jake Paul boxing about.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
One and a very very one, very hot take that
was pre pre fight. Actually probably the highlight of the
whole afternoon, and it was a two second clip.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
I think I know what you about.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
Oh yeah, I'm taking hot buns.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
A little bit more exposed than what was thought. And also,
since Mike Tyson is fifty eight, I thought it would
be quite good to ask the question which old person
would you like to fight?

Speaker 6 (16:08):
Oh that's good, that's good.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah, not Devlin. Yeah, well I wouldn't mind taking you
on Marry Deka.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
Yeah, there we go. Well maybe it's a sports extravaganza.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
I did.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
Yet they couldn't do drug testing though, because they will
never happened.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
No, that's true. That's true, the hopeless. And also who
was named the sixiest board man in the world for
twenty twenty four? Was it Lee Hart?

Speaker 6 (16:28):
Let's stay with us, Mary Deca, stay with us on
the Hurdicher Breck.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
That's not unusual world, seem cra the Hurdarchy Breakfast with
Jeremy Wells on Radio Hdarchy News, Entertainment, sports and music.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
There ares available everywhere on the Heart Radio app.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Jeremy Wells on Radio Nice.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
To every company this morning, not the hurdiche Brick. Because Monday,
the ateenth of November twenty twenty four, Monday, Jeremy Wells
mash is here on the buttons.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Yo, good morning, heavy money.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
And here g Lane joins us in the studio.

Speaker 6 (17:05):
Great to be here on a Monday.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
She's sound a little bit sick. Sounds like you've got
the drop sea.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
She yeah, what that's sorry, dropsy.

Speaker 6 (17:12):
Sounds like you've got drops similar to the Colombian flu.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah, now the throat's gone fellas.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, a couple of weeks of you know, yeah, no,
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
I think the throat is just cooked.

Speaker 8 (17:25):
But I'm sucking on a couple of off you here,
But don't mind me, you boys, just go about your business.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, I'm just looking up dropsy here. Tight skin, heavy
feeling in the throat and neck area, joint stiffness. Dropsy
can be caused by a number of conditions, including cardiac failure,
long problems, yeah, too much vaping, pregnancy.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
What he pregnant?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Pregnancy?

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Now that would be a miracle.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Old drops it. You've got the Mark Chapman's that's what
they called. What are they call Mark Chapman now? Dropsy? Dropsy,
dropsy Chapman.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
Yeah, it's hard to hide him, isn't. It's like man
Heath in the cricket field. Hard to hide, very hard
to hide that accal. It's the glux trainings that even
last year you.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Absolutely went psycho at that team in the changing room afterwards.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
He deserved it.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
The worst fielding performance ever. Up next, who is the
sixiest bald man in the World.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
The hod Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Already darky acc here Glane joins us on the show
this morning, and no doubt you'll want to sink your
teeth into this g lane. The Prince of Wales has
claimed his crown as the sixtiest bald man in the world.
Really apparently, it's the second time he's had that title
bestowed on him. He topped the list in twenty twenty one,

(18:45):
he felt a second place in twenty twenty two, and
regained the title in twenty twenty three. It's forty two.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:52):
Look, look, I mean he's a nice looking man. He's
a nice looking man. Probably something to do with his
bank balance when I helped her get him over the line.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Do you think he's out a tough He's out a
tough couple of years.

Speaker 6 (19:03):
Yeah. Well, he's also not a full baldie. He's running
a little bit of a George Costanzo with the muffs
on the side. Yeah, he's got a he's got a
kind of Larry David vibe to him, which I respect. Okay,
because if you're going bald and you grow the muffs
on the side, huge respect. But so he's not a
total baldie.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah, it's getting shorter. Have you noticed that, Like it
used to be quite muffy, Yeah, and it's now less
muffy than it was. I think that's oftentimes he's still
holding onto the idea that maybe there's some fluff on top. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
Look, I mean he's the hottest muff man. Hottest muff
man you got George Costanza, Larry David, Prince William, but
not a true baldy.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, no, I suppose not. On Dwayne the Rock Johnson
was in second place. He scored eight point nine on
the Balldometer.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
He beat the rock.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, he beat the rock. And Shaquille O'Neill came in
at number three, which is quite interesting. So the rankings
are based on a variety of factors, including physical traits
such as sculpt shine. Yep. Facial proportions are very important
when you when you're running. No here, yep, facial proportions.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
He can't be a big long horse face and smile analysis, Okay,
nothing about bank balance.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Doesn't mention anything here about bank balance, although you would
say Dwayne the Rock Johnson yep, Prince William and Shaquille O'Neil.
All have one thing in common.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
Yes, extremely wealthy.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, extremely wealthy. So apparently his sculpts luminance ranked that's
seventy four percent. Well, he doesn't. It's not particularly luminous.
I mean, it's not that Murray deca.

Speaker 6 (20:36):
No, he's because he's got No, he's still got a
bit of fluff up there. There's still if you look
at the photo that you provided me here, it's backlit
and there's a few stray pubes on the top of
the head kind of poken through. So he's not How
you can't tell me that it's luminous.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Has anyone seen as Reg recently? No? Have you?

Speaker 7 (20:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I haven't seen his reg back in the day. You
used to see those photos on the lot, taken on
a lot. When's pepparazzi photos of his mother actually from Santrapeo. Yeah, kavoodling,
what's what? Some playboys on me? And yeah, and the Mediterranean.
But I haven't seen any of those shots of hum.
He seems to keep the shirt on. He's a bit pasty.

Speaker 6 (21:14):
I think, look, he's taking this out. I think purely
out of kind of pr PR reasons. People have think
sorry for him, he's had a tough year. It's a
bit of a p you know. He hasn't been good,
hasn't ye.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Because Parton's got cancer exactly and his brother won't talk
to him. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
Look, look, I'm gonna throw it out there. I'd rather bang.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Lee Heart so they breakfast al radio.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
We're just talking about six years bald men, because Prince
William has been ranked the sixtiest bald man in the world.
That's the third time he's won it. He's beaten out
the rock and Shaquille O'Neill. He's got to be six surely.
I mean New Zealand. We've got heaps of them in
New Zealand.

Speaker 6 (21:55):
Absolutely. We mentioned before, like as we that last break
Lee Heart for one yep, yep.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
And I think the thing with really hard is that
the shininess is an important part.

Speaker 6 (22:03):
Of it, and proportion as well. It's a lovely shaped head,
because you can't have someone here whose head is out
of proportion and out of shape, because that just that's
not good. You just look like an alien.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Well, some people as well just suit being being bored
and having no hair. For example, the Prime Minister Christopher Luckson,
he would look very strange with here. In fact, he did.
He came in on the show and we put a
rug on him and he looked really weird. He looked
so weird. I mean it was a shocking and a
shocking rug.

Speaker 6 (22:32):
I'm going to throw it out there.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
He looks like a big baby, Yeah he does. He
looks a lot like Captain Underpants. I don't know if
your kids read the Captain Underpants box, but he is.
He almost identical to Captain Underpants.

Speaker 6 (22:43):
Put a red cape on him and a set of nappies, yeah,
and you know, don't don't and then just splash water
on him so he turns back into Chris Luckson.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, that's right. Jeff Wilson, Oh yeah, how would you
stand on Jeff Wilson in terms of sexy board men?

Speaker 6 (22:57):
He's up there purely also because he's quite skilled and talent.
Is an athlete, so for me, that bumps him up.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
So he's playing in the Chasing the Fox event.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
Yeah, he plays off a two point eight. He's so
good everything he'd been dangerously good and bead as well.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Well, he's got it. He's got to have an r
Kelly's heel.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
Do you think it's the scratcher. Well, it's got to
be something I've made a controversial. Is terrible in the
scratch Now, I.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Don't know, but I'm just saying he can't be good
at basketball. Cricket. Yeah, I mean, and the thing with
cricket was he was a good batsman. He was a
good bowler. He could bowl at pace, he could field
was he could do everything. It was really annoying. He
was incredibly quick between workets. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
I did a keepy Happy competition with a soccer ball
with him. Terrible mistake. He did like thirty six. I
did four.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
So he can play soccer as well. That's so annoying.
And he apparently he could have played basketball for News.
He when he played rugby for News England, he could
kick goals, he was on the way, he could play fullback,
he could have played first five.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
That's it. He's terrible in the scratcher. He's got to
be something where you sit with Mary Deaker, beautiful shaped head.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
And you know, I'm a huge fan of MERRIYDICKI you
know that I've based a lot of my broadcasting Sydney
persona and career on Marriy Decon. So I'm a huge
fan I mean the day that Meryka called me up
and asked me if I would like to take over
and deca was sport? Were it going to put Wells
on sport or now it was going to still be
called decer on Sport by Jeremy Wells, but with me,
and it was me or Tony Beach. But he was

(24:23):
very keen on and I'm not joking. This was a
conversation genuinely caught me up Shadaman, talk me throw it
and took me about why it was going to be
a good option for me. And that was one of them.
That was one of the greatest days of my life.
If only I could have recorded that conversation.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
So it was between you and Veach.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yep, yeah, it's between me and Beech. Also just having
a lockdown here, just sinking John o'pryor oh yep.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
Princess Mark talea.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Very good looking board man.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
Yeah, the winger for the All Blacks and in that
same realm Patrick Tuop to even chart in one News.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yep, he's more in the Prince William style. He's got
running a bit of a muff, which is good for me.
The best looking board man in New Zealand. Monty Beatham.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
Oh yes, he's an athlete too, and he'll be able
to defend your honor. Oh yeah, you know, and you're
in a bar situation and you get a bit handsy,
you'd come over and defend your honor.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
He'd want to oil him up, the old egine oiling up, Monty.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Oh yeah, you breakfast with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Already we've been discussing our fear heavily contesting whether or
not Prince William is, in fact the sexiest bald man
in the will He was voted by some weird survey. Okay,
I can actually tell you what the survey was. It was.
It was the study by a digital pr agency, Reboot Online.

Speaker 6 (25:45):
Very familiar with them, using those days, use them most days.
Controversial one comes around the text Philip Polkinghorn.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Philip Polkinghorn really sexy, I mean dangerous in the sack certainly, keen, enthusiastic,
very enthusiastic, got.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
Probably a lot of stamina, yep, yep.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yeah. But I can't imagine there's a whole lot of
people lining up to get in there right now, that's true.
I mean maybe there's someone David Bain David Baine. Again,
I don't know if there's a whole lot of people
lining up there. Although look, I think I understand he's
he's in a relationship now, he's got kids.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
Yep, just living out in the white cuttle.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Living something like oh he was until he was out
it ok, And I think now he's possibly moving somewhere new.
What about Mega Minds? Is this text to Tom Phillips
something about a man that can play hide and seek
so well and live off the land like that sexy
Megan mind and double d Dave Dobbins says the ticks.

(26:46):
What's all coming to when Sir Dave Dobbin doesn't even
get talked about lists?

Speaker 6 (26:51):
AMAZINGIM throw Yoda on the list. If that's going to
be the case, We're going to fictional characters as well.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
I'll tell you a sixy ball man who will talk
about after the seven thirty news headlines, and that's Mike Tyson.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
Oh yes, we need to discuss this fight. I mean,
anyone who's got Netflix, you would have sat down on
Saturday and been punished by what was me a four
hour Netflix ad? Yeah, and I'll tell you what, don't
drink every time they said Netflix. Okay, because that's why
I didn't make the party.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Oh was that right?

Speaker 6 (27:18):
Yeah, so we had a competition take a sip every
time I say Netflix on the Netflix boxing coverage.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, okay. Yeah. It's been called the worst fight ever something.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
And we've been accused of being the worst commentators on Earth. Yeah,
these guys, these guys had a good crack at that title.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah, we'll talk more about that after the seven thirty
news headlines. Stay with us. This is the Hurdarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
The hod Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells available everywhere on
the iHeart ready already Hadarchy.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
It's seven thirty on the Hurderarchy Breakfast. Time for the
latest news headlines. The he co opposing the Treaty Principles
Bill is expected to be one of the biggest demonstrations
in recent history. Please are gearing up for between ten
and thirty thousand people to converge on Wellington tomorrow. There's
a call to take a new approach and the search
for Marta korper Man, Tom Phillips and his three kids

(28:05):
Why two More District Mayor John Robertson says some kind
of negotiation with Phillips could be a solution.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
Well, thanks for that, but I mean, look, how is
it not that hard to find a guy looks like
megamind the size of that swede. There've been their own
weather system hanging around that thing.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Everybody says the same thing when people say how hard
is it to find him? And they say there are
people who are enabling him to be lost? Yeah, yeah,
and there must be surely. Andre Lanka have clinched the
One Day International series against the black Caps, where a
match to spare after a three wicket win in Game
two and Candy Kusal Mendez spearheaded a patient run chase,

(28:43):
posting an unbeaten seventy four to guide the host of
their two hundred and ten run target with six balls
to spare and three wickets in hand and a reduced
forty seven over contest earlier drops. The Chapman top scored
for New Zealand with seventy six off eighty one balls.
The Beast Michael Bracewell was the best of the Kiwi bottles.
He took four for thirty six from his ten overs.

Speaker 6 (29:03):
Yeah, like, no one really cares of that, because in
ten ten days time, the black Caps are playing England
for a three match Test series starting in christ Church,
live and free coverage on iHeartRadio from the ACC Summer
is back. God, I'm looking forward to that.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, I can't wait for that. When do they have
any idea, anyone, anyone? When England actually arrive on our shores?

Speaker 6 (29:21):
I fairly soon. I think Ben Stokes is already here.
He was out here, came out at early to spend
some time with the family, dine in christ Church. He's
already here, so I'd say it'd be in the next
week easily, in the next week or so down the end,
getting ready for christ That's going to be so good.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
I can't Oh, it's so good. I think in terms
of cricket tours, it's probably the best one nowadays, other
than maybe Australia. Yeah, do you know what I mean,
there's the only two for me that England and Australia. Store.
Now you've got the best McCallum factor, so you've got
you kind of got a little bit of skin in
the game on both sides, which is really interesting. But

(29:53):
of course you want New Zealand to win. But then
you got Bears McCallum, who's a great guy. I don't
know it sort of changes the way I feel about
the game all with him.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
You're torn, but just not torn.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
But you know, it just makes me just have a
little bit more empathy towards England.

Speaker 6 (30:07):
Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. But coming off
the back of that Indian three Niel drubbing, that's good.
Their confidence is going to be high. The BDC that's
going to be flowing out of the Black Caps is
going to be unreal.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah. Well it was one against one against England and
Hagley first, then we go to the Basement Reserve, then
Sidon Park in Hamilton to the tron.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
Finish them off at the tron like all good people
get finished off the.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Ducky Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio Darchy.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
So some people are calling it the worst fight ever.
Others are calling it the con of a century. The
boxing match we're talking about there between influencer Jake Paul
influencer it's not a positive word, is it, and boxing
icon Mike Tyson Mike Tyson a great New Zealander. Yeah,
And Paul twenty seven claims this is interesting. He deliberately

(30:54):
avoided knocking out Tyson, who's fifty eight, as they're highly
anticipated about fail to live up to the hype. He's
getting absolutely hammered for their performance. Tyson lost on points
but went the for l eight rounds against the influencer
turned box of thirty one years is Junior. It's like
an Andy Kaufman situation, like it was clearly gonna and

(31:19):
as you said, Julane, it was really it was essentially
a Netflix ad. It was.

Speaker 6 (31:23):
It was a three hours of Netflix promos. The fight beforehand,
the woman's fight beforehand was rutal. That was probably the
fight of the afternoon. But they had two minute rounds.
They had the sixteen was it sixteen pound gloves or
whatever not, the elevens, so obviously a bit more padding
on the gloves. So you're never going to get a
knockout with those gloves. I don't know. And Jake Paul's

(31:44):
the most punishable person on the planet, and I'd line
up and take freshots.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
How's the deodorant, how's the deant spraying?

Speaker 6 (31:53):
Just everything about it, like he was promoting his teenage
deodorant the whole time, and it was talking about his destiny.
The pre fight videos of him, the slow motion of
him talking about this is destiny was born to do
this off. Like I was throwing. I was throwing at
the TV. I was like, get me in there, give
me I'd take. Don't care he beats the grap out

(32:15):
of me. I'll just go straight for the nuts.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
I think that's hardly why it works, though, it's because
you just it certainly invokes feeling, and he doesn't it.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Yeah, but I mean everyone was doing him when he
came in, which kind of warm me a little bit,
wore my heart a little bit thinking that. You know,
I wasn't the only one that thinks he's the most
punishable person on the planet. But easily the highlight. Forget
the fight. The Mike Tyson's son went backstage into his
changing room to interview him before the fight, and something

(32:45):
occurred afterwards. Here's here's how it finished.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
What's your prediction? Vicious win, vicious win, Thank you, Joan, thank.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
You Dad, have a bit of a bit of a kiss,
love you too, And Mike Tyson spins on his heels
and walks off. The camera remains fixed and he is
just wearing a jock strap. That's right, and a fifty
eight year old ass, saggy old ass just drifts off
into the distance. And I had to stop the footage
rewinder and watch it again. I had to get all
my kids, and my son absolutely wet his pants at

(33:14):
the sight of a boxer threatening a vicious knockout then
spinning on his heels and turning around his good a
g banger on. It was one of the funniest things
in sport that's happened in a very long time.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
It's perfect for Mike Kayson though, because he is a
contradiction like everything about ever since he discovered the ayahuasca
and discovered this new spiritual part to himself and has
become a completely different person. But also to me, it's
exactly it's the front and the back. The front, you've
got everything looks fine, and then you turn around and

(33:47):
know it's actually something that you don't expect at all.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
Look, I'm just gonna say, he's a fifty eight year
old man for a fifty eight year old ass. You know,
it wasn't bad. It wasn't bad at all, really pert
but just one of the funniest, funniest sights already to
try to pick someone up.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Well, it was one of the largest jock straps that's
ever been worn. Like, what is that it's not a
jock strap. What is that.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
It's the thing that protects your downstairs from being punched
to bits. But I don't understand why it can't be
in a bike pant form. But Mike Tyson's rear end
is it's going to go down in history, that rear end.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
It's a good rear end. I'm just looking at it
now like I was fifty simpled up and I had that.

Speaker 6 (34:27):
Yeah, I mean, look, he's it's not.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Very well lit though in this shot here, I mean
I put a bit of light on it. You might
see a little bit of a different sort of situation.

Speaker 6 (34:33):
Here's a couple of pimples on there. But don't think
that can't be helped.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
God, you wouldn't want it. You would want to make
sure that you'd wiped properly. Wouldn't yet before you had
that shot taken. Who's the guy in the white coat?

Speaker 6 (34:44):
I don't not shot. I'm not sure who the guy.
But also another interesting thing about that fight, they don't
know if you noticed the Ring girls, mash you did
notice the ring.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Girls, Yeah, I may have noticed the rings.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
Controversial step back in time with the Ring Girls, And
I got a question from my eight year old who
was watching the coverage with me, and he said, why
are their boobies so swollen?

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Okay, and your answer to that, I panicked and I
said that potentially they might be breastfeeding.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
I thought that might be He bought it.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah, No, that's a good answer. That's that's a I
would say, success for you. Yeah, thank you, Yeah, well done.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
The hy breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
G Laye is in And I was disappointed, actually, Glane
with you over the last few days because I never
saw any footage of the Coldplay concert on your social media.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
Didn't go ah nah, Chris Martin's most insipid frontman ever.
The music doesn't inspire me. My kids love it too much.
They punish me with it. I hate it. I hate
everything about it.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Okay, Well that makes sense because I thought you're the
only person that I know that didn't have pictures of
their Coldplay thing all over all over the stories.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
I'm not that kind of person. I don't really I
don't really post that kind of stuff. Yeah nah, I
don't really go to a concert and game maga great night.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Well that I think part of it was that that
thing of like if you paid a huge amount of
money to go, you've got to get some kind of leverage, leverage,
you've got to get even more value out of it
by posting something on social. At one point, because I
went on Wednesday, at one point Chris Martin said, I
just want everybody to put their phones away. Please, like
everybody to put their phones away, and we're just going
to have a moment. It's just going to be us

(36:25):
just here together with no phones. And that was fine,
and everyone put their phones away and everyone felt bad
for about two minutes. And then at the end, all
the five weeks up and I just watched all these
people whip their phones out straight away.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (36:36):
I was too busy drinking every time they said Netflix
on the Netflix boxing coverage. So I was passed out
on Saturday. So I didn't go on the Saturday. Oh okay, yeah,
no interest, no interest in going. Actually I know that.
I mean I felt like I went to the concert.
Give them amount of punishing Instagram reels have.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
We had an update from Mett Heath because I know
I heard on Friday that Heath was getting invited backstage.
Is that because he did a review on my costing show?

Speaker 6 (37:02):
Yeah? He went on Mike Hosking show and Todd how
is the greatest conser of its life? And how many
concerts he's been to? And you know, just the usual
you know, greezing up that he does. He's trying to
impress Hosking and impressed the record company and they invited
him backstage.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
Pre concert he was part of the Hands in the middle,
fingers on your diddle, Let's go coldplay? What was it
the band?

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yes, I know what they want? Am as part of that?

Speaker 6 (37:23):
What has happened to the world? I don't know. We're
living in a simulation. I don't know why or how
he got there, but he did. Okay, well things have
got things are on the up with him. Now he's
at zib You know, he's a cardy. I went up
there the other day and he had bit no shoes
on in a cardy.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
It was always going to happen.

Speaker 6 (37:40):
He's dead to me, it was always going to happen.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
What was that you said, Hands in the middle, thinkers
on your diddle, Fingers on your diddle, things on your diddle,
Hands in the middle, Let's go one, two three, you know,
play that game?

Speaker 6 (37:50):
Okay, pet your pants off me. She would do it
doing his song.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Okay, fingers in the middle, hands on your diddle, one
two three, looking for to this.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
You shouldn't be the hurdarchy breakfast alreadiochy.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Do there on. We're just talking about the worst fight
ever y the Con of the Century influences Jake Paul
taking on Mike Tyson and beating Mike Tyson.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Yeah, like I've seen better fights at the devenport Reza
from Fair there was it was. It was awful. Yeah,
I don't know how to describe it. And like I said,
the highlight was Tyson's ass.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah, but he was trying to do something Jake pau wasn't.
He's trying to be the ultimate heel, which is kind
of a thing that you get in wrestling, So you
get the hero or the heel or what they called
this called the pretty boy or something. Now what are
they called. There's a there's a heel, and then there's
the hit the baby face, yes, the baby face and
the heel. The idea is that everyone hates the heel

(38:48):
and then he's trying to be that that character. Same
thing that Andy Kaufman did. Andy Kaufman, where he used
to wrestle women, he became the the the intersex wrestling champ,
the World in six Wrestling champion, inter gender wrestling champion.

Speaker 6 (39:04):
Took the bait on that one, didn't they as well?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
People hated him for that, like they genuinely believed that
he wanted to wrestle women, like they hated him. And
then VINCEA. Mc mann did the same thing, where Vince
McMann w the World Wrestling Federation was going really, really poorly.
There's a great Netflix doctumnentry about it. At the moment,

(39:28):
it's so good. And then they were they were losing
to WCW quite badly actually, and the w CW storylines
were more intense, they were more full.

Speaker 6 (39:37):
On at Hogan and the New World Order.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Yeah, and then all of a sudden, Vince McMahon realized
that he needed to be the guy and he became
the ultimate heel, the ultimate bad guy boss heel. That
was so hateable because it's so close to his real personality.
But yes, I think that Jake Paul's not obviously quite
at that level, but it's definitely that it takes. There's

(40:00):
a bit of wrestling about it.

Speaker 6 (40:01):
Yeah, there that are You're right actually having a look
at back at it. It does have a w W feel
about it, you know, coming in on a convertible car
with hydraulics with his brother sprayingham and deodorant.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
And I was like, god, I want to kill you. Yeah,
but I think it's aimed at a completely different audience
than us. Because the other thing is my son knew
all about it. He knew all about the products. It's
like all of his friends knew about it. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:22):
I had an interesting conversation with my twelve year old.
He said to me, I want to watch the fight.
I said, you can watch the fight. Says I'm going
to go to the pub with my mates. I mean,
what what are you?

Speaker 1 (40:32):
What are you twenty eight? Said?

Speaker 6 (40:35):
He goes, no, a few mates, We're going to the
pub two o'clock. I said, the fight's on till five.
Because yeah, so what are you going to do for
three hours? First of all, how are you going to
get into a pub? And he goes someone else is dadsy?
Their letterson? And I was like no, And I have
an argument about why you're.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Not going to go to the point, Well, don't know
what he's going to do. What are you going to
do for three hours? Boat races? That's why they do this.

Speaker 6 (40:55):
Yeah, drink every time you say Netflix.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yep, it's basically what's going yeah, totally. Coming up a
little later in the show are the best most expensive
taxi ride in the history of Auckland taxis. You may
have seen this as a company that's operating there in
Auckland that's charging people sixteen times what you meant to
get charged.

Speaker 6 (41:15):
I've got a good story about that too. I experienced
this very taxi firm and I've worked out how to
get him back.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Ah yeah, Okay, we'll hear more about that later on.
This is the Hiderarchy Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
The Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hurdarchy News, Entertainment,
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Speaker 2 (41:36):
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Speaker 1 (41:42):
Hurdarchy, Nice every company. This morning on the Hurdeche Breakfast,
Monday the eighteenth of November twenty twenty four. Man, she's
got the dropsy, but he's pushing the.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
Buttons on you.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Oh man.

Speaker 6 (41:55):
I mean when the aids starts to fall set and
it's it's okay for a little.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Bit, Okay, Well, I'm just he you'll keep it away.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
Your shred though, you'll look great at R and B.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:04):
Yeah, that's a good point. It's good for a good
six months.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
It's good.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
Goes down hell after that.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
I was going to introduce Healy seems to have introduced
himself morning.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
That's too easy. Your vulnerables. I love a vulnerable message.
It just does something for me.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Coming later on massive taxi fears, there's company operating in
Auckland here but as absolutely ripping unsuspecting people off massively.

Speaker 6 (42:32):
Yeah, it's usually out of town. Is I don't think
any self respecting Aucklander would get into these cars, And
unfortunately there's some people are coming out of town for
likes of Coldplay Auckland c that or even overseas who
just presume that these are good people if they're not not.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
No.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I mean the other day I was at the Auckland
f C game and we just watched. I think there's
a lot of cabs out there just get these stickers
that say on the side taxi.

Speaker 6 (42:59):
I've got away beating them, and I did beat them
a few weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
I look forward to hearing that.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Next the hurd Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio DARCHI.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
So there's quite a few stories coming out of the
last week or so because probably Coldplay and a whole
lot of out of town is coming up to Auckland.
There's a lot of stories about exorbitant taxi fears that
are going, particularly one company called Crown Cabs. I've been
in Crown Cabs before, and these are dudes that are operating.
I don't even know if it's a company. I think

(43:30):
they just made up the name.

Speaker 6 (43:31):
They might as well call themselves Timu Taxi.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Yeah, because they the top of the sign oftentimes that
they put on the top of the thing just says
taxi on them, and even just a magnetic thing on
the side of the car which is says taxi. Anyway,
there was there was one pensioner from a small town
in central Otago who came up here to Auckland for
the Coldplay concert and they got charged one hundred and
sixty three dollars for a twenty minute Crown cab sexty right,

(43:58):
I mean a twenty minute cab. You can cover some
distance in twenty minutes, yeah, but I imagine if you're
going for twenty minutes in Auckland, you're probably not covering
massive distance. So another dude visiting Auckland from Sydney to
attend the Coldplay concert caught a Crown Cab taxi from
Eden Park to Teterngi, thirteen k's distance. They'll charge one

(44:20):
hundred and seventy bucks.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
This is quite a long way away though, Yeah, Tits
is a while away.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, but recently I've had a taxi ride from What
happens is if you're out, if you're an out of
town and you haven't come to Auckland, is that outside
of events, there's a whole lot of dudes that decide
that they can make some money out of giving you
a ride.

Speaker 6 (44:40):
Is shark's circling.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Yeah, and they know that you can't be bothered walking oftentimes,
and you want to maybe go from let's just say
Eden Park and to Ponsonby or Eden Park into town,
or or you know, go Media Stadium into town, which
would ordinarily be a I mean, in the case of
Eden Park into town, you're talking about I need dollar
care right maybe at the most yep, that would be

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probably reasonable, certainly Uber twenty and thirty yep for surging,
maybe forty yep. But what these guys do is they
put on a weird meter or they can sometimes negotiate
the price with you.

Speaker 6 (45:14):
Yeah, they can. And they also put like sort of
tariffs on there, like they make up an event tariff
which is automatically fifty bucks or something, and then it
goes up from there.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yeah, and then they and then they sort of fleece
unsuspecting people.

Speaker 6 (45:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Unfortunately, it's not good, but it's the reason why hardly
anybody takes cabs now other than Uba. That's why Uber
has become so populous because it's transparent. You know exactly
what you're going to get. You can see where it
is on the app. The people are not allowed to
fleece you.

Speaker 6 (45:42):
I give you a price, Yep, you.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Can review them. They can review you. If you lose
something in the Uber, you know exactly where it is.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
Usually hold a hostage, but you know you know where
it is.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yep, you know where it is. So yeah, it's a
super interesting situation. I mean I would avoid in any situation.
I avoid using these guys because it's no good.

Speaker 6 (46:03):
But often esteemed. Yeah, you're often coming out after a
few stumble into one. You just want to get home.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Yeah, there is a way to solve the problem though,
if you do come up against these guys. We'll let
you know what it is.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Next the day Breakfast with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Already r Hodarchy sc here G Lane joins us on
the show this morning. We're just talking about the stories
that are coming out from some cab ride, some exuberant, exuberant, exorbitant,
exorbitant cab rides happening in Auckland. Mainly there's one company,
particularly Crown Cabs, that seems to be repeat offenders. It
turns out the Herald who ran this investigation into Crown

(46:41):
Cabs after hearing about a one hundred and sixty three
dollars twenty minute Crown Cab taxi right and another one
that was one hundred and seventy dollars from from Auckland
out to titts Well that tit's is a decent distance.
The Herald did an investigation. They tried to call Crown Cabs,
the number had been disconnected and then, according to the
New Zealand Company's Office Register, Crown Cabs Limited had its

(47:04):
name changed to Crown ft Pose Limited in twenty twenty two.

Speaker 6 (47:10):
Is it even a company who knows? I doubt it.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
I'm not sure it is. There's been a couple of
texts coming about some other exorbitant taxi rides from around
the place. Taxi from Mount Smart to Fort Street one
hundred and fifty bucks plus a ten dollars service fee.

Speaker 6 (47:25):
The I love the audacity to throw the service fee
on top as well. I've ripped you up. By the way,
there's a service fee of another team box.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
What's the service fee? Is that for paying by credit
card or something?

Speaker 6 (47:36):
Yeah? Probably probably. I mean there's some other things you
can do for one hundred and a twenty minute ride
for one hundred and sixty three dollars, but I would
probably on Fort Street.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I think I know what you mean. Saturday night. This okay,
so this is out of Auckland, because this is not
just happening in Auckland. It's sue Saturday night fifty young
fifty city cabs, which is weird because it's not really
a city six and a half minute trip forty bucks.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
Someone here the worst I've heard Mount Smart to Mount
Roskill two hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
What, No, that can't be right.

Speaker 6 (48:08):
I don't know. But you'd have to be pretty heen
to pay that. But there's a couple of solutions you
can do here, but you need to it needs to
be premeditated. You need to probably have your wits about
you a little bit. I don't often carry around monopoly
money in my pocket, but if you did, were he
had to have access to a bit of monopoly money.
The idea would be to negotiate a price or get

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that two hundred and fifty dollars, step out of the cab,
lean in and just throw monopoly money at their face
and then walk away. The other one potentially, and if
you've got one in the chamber and you can pay
the pay the cash, pay the cash, but leave them
a present.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Oh, I see what you're saying there. Yes, okay, so
there's a little there's a little bit of some little
extra added extra swilage.

Speaker 6 (48:50):
But the best one that I've done, and I did
this in downtown Auckland. It was after a boxing event
and there's a certain walkway pedestrian bridge that's closed, which
means it's about a two kilometer walk to actually go
into the center of town. Yep, couldn't be bothered. And
these sharks were circling Crown cabs every around there, all
circling around the venue, and you know what's up. So
we jumped in. The three of us jumped in, and

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he's like, where do you want to go? And we
saw when I want to go to the CBD. You
want to go down by the ferry building. He's like, okay,
and how much? And he's asked me how much? I said, oh, mate,
I said, I've only got on a hundred bucks and
he goes, okay, that'll do, that'll do.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
It was two and a half a.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
Half minute car ride and we got out and I
just threw them ten bucks and went, suck on that, mate,
I'm not giving you more than that, and he's like, no,
come back, come back, it's a deal. I was like,
stick it in your ars, stick it right in your ears.
And he took the ten bucks and drove away.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
He's probably quite happy with it.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Yeah, the hod Ack you breakfast with. Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Just talking about insane taxi fears. There's a lot of
texts coming in from interesting ones Big Night in the Troll,
including a late night adventure at Firecats, including the one
hundred and thirty dollars taxi right back to Matamata arriving
home at six thirty am.

Speaker 6 (50:02):
That's that's actually not that bad matta masters. It's a
fair haul from Hamilton and to get wake up in
your own bed, I'd say that would be worth it.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Any festival at Baypark and tote on it's offen one
hundred dollars flat rate and what seems like twenty dollars
a k onto that.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Yeah, festivals are tough, aren't they?

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Anywhere? In Whyki? Now this is interesting Why Heki. I
don't know if you guys have ever caught a text
you over there? They charge you to get to the place.
Oh right, so they charge so when they arrive at
your place, the meter is on forty two dollars.

Speaker 6 (50:33):
Oh so they to get there they charge you.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Yeah, they charge you before they've even Now that's an
interesting setup and good luck. I mean, what are you
going to do there, because you've got to get from
one place to another because the other thing is you
can't you cannot ever have a drink and drive anywhere
on Whyahiki. There's a terrible, terrible idea. I mean it's
not a great idea anyway, but it's on white Heck.
They there's more people been caught drink driving on Wiki

(50:56):
than any other stretch of road in New Zealand. It's
just like this one main road and the police just
sit there and just go, yep, thank you all these
people that are going over there on vineyard tours and stuff.
Bump bump, bump, bump bump. Yeah, I'm just having a
lot here on on TMU because interesting how much you
can buy a taxi meter for. So you can buy

(51:17):
a taxi sign for a waterproof taxi sign for your
roof your car.

Speaker 6 (51:21):
Then three backs, okay, done.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Quite reasonable. And on Ali Express you can buy a
twenty two dollars taxi meter.

Speaker 6 (51:29):
But that and I'm picking that's not attached to anything.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
It just clicks over. It just clicks over, and that's
what you need.

Speaker 6 (51:34):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
And then some fake if if possible, if possible, shin
probably needs to be real. Yeah, that's the one thing
you're gonna have to spend some money on.

Speaker 6 (51:41):
But you can buy one that says the four g
if poss machine. Anyone can get one of those. Yeah,
I think you get the zips app man, me get
the zips app out.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
The old don't even know what the zip you don't
know what, I don't know what.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
You probably even know what I fitted it. It's either did
is that the carpet sweep thing that there was a
little box on the end of a stick and you
get you know what you know, I don't know what
that is. Yeah, it's like a vacuum, but it's in
a box and it's the power and it's powered by
the movement of it.

Speaker 8 (52:16):
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Today the.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Day Breakfast with Jeremy Wells a.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Radio talking about a secre g lane one of those
little things on a stick that you push along in
the carpet and it almost sweeps up. It's got a
little sort of rollers underneath it.

Speaker 6 (52:36):
Yeah, and it's basically the kind of a size of
a lunch box on the end of a thing and
it makes the No. I don't know what its name is,
but it goes and then you pull it back again
and then you roll out and it goes.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
I think you should probably do how many go into
at least three? At least at least three. Here's something.
It's just texting I got rid of my on the
week I watch to get rid of it always the
way I would have sent it to you, fellas to
amaze young mashis nice. Another text in here marsh is

(53:08):
so young he probably hasn't come across breasts yet. That's
probably right too. This is a Hurdarcky briefastus.

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through the lens of communications and marketing. You'll be signing
up for that, a sec here, Gulane. That's exactly the
type of thing you'd be into.

Speaker 6 (53:54):
I'd rather put needles in my eye and then watch
Jake Paul's fight.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Wow and a new load for Welsh rugby, they've slumped
to a record eleventh straight defeat under coach Warren Gatlan
thrashed fifty two twenty by Australia at Carda. The final,
the final Fects You for twenty twenty four is against
world number one South Africa on Saturday, where they're geting
absolutely pumped. But Warren Gatlin he'll be fine, He'll survive. Yeah,

(54:22):
like he's he's.

Speaker 6 (54:23):
Come back before he used to coach Wales, went away,
coached the Lions for a while and he's come back
to rescue Wales. But after eleven straight defeats, I don't
think he's doing that well.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Do we know? Is there any reason why Wales are
rubbish other than the fact that there's probably not that
many people that play rugby and waleser.

Speaker 6 (54:40):
Now it's a fairly fairly small pool of players in Wales,
but they're very passionate and they'll be pretty I'll be
pretty angry about this because it is the national sport
that in football.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Yeah, as you know, passion only gets you so far. Julane,
that's true.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
That is very true, and that and all aspects of life.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Yep, you needs skill as.

Speaker 6 (54:56):
Well, and rhythm and timing and brains.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
He's Bush, the hardy breakfast a radio.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
That's Bush. That's Bush, mesh, that's Bush. I'm not sure
if you ever know anything about Bush. But that's Bush.
Do you know anything about Bush?

Speaker 4 (55:16):
I'm sniffing out.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
He's very unfamiliar.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
I'm going to be very careful with this generation here.

Speaker 6 (55:21):
I don't know much about Have you ever.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Come across Bush before? Mesh?

Speaker 8 (55:24):
I mean, I know that that song there, and there's
a couple of others that we play here already. I
had That's about kind of my extent.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
It's not what you said off here.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
I've had what I understand about Bush?

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Yeah? Have you have you ever seen Bush?

Speaker 4 (55:37):
What are you thinking something else? Because I'm confused looking
at me with a smile on your face to jury,
and I'm suspicious.

Speaker 6 (55:42):
And you have you ever seen Bush live?

Speaker 4 (55:45):
I haven't seen Bush live?

Speaker 1 (55:46):
You've ever seen Bush and the Flesh like actual like
full Bush?

Speaker 2 (55:49):
No?

Speaker 8 (55:49):
I haven't seen Bush like full Bush. Did they even
play with just half Bush? I'm confused.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
No, they're always I'm pretty sure Bush is just always Bush. Okay,
they don't trim down.

Speaker 6 (56:03):
Hey, I've just noticed on the rugby rankings we're still
ahead of France. We're third.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
How do we manage that? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (56:10):
I mean, look, we obviously we bet Ireland and we
beat England Ireland were at number one when we beat them,
but South Africa back on top, Ireland second, New Zealand third,
France fourth, Argentina up to fifth, Scotland sixth, England seventh
and Australia eighth, just in front of Figi.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Wales eleventh, just in front of Georgia.

Speaker 6 (56:32):
Oh, speaking of Georgia, Now, what is it with the
All Blacks and having a Georgian referee for the majority
of our test matches? We get that dracula from Georgia
every time, and every time he I don't know what's
going on?

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Is Georgian? Yeah? So, I mean what rugby is he
refereed in Georgia to make his way to the top
of international rugby. You've got to question that he loves
to police a scrum. I love this so weirdly enough,
he loves setting up the scrum Like I just loved
setting up the scrum. It took him like three minutes
to set up each scrum. Now he's going to chat
to people. He was coaching, He's doing a lot of

(57:07):
pre scrum coaching. And then all of a sudden, when
the scrum, actually when we scrummed really well and popped
their props. He didn't give any penalties at that point,
which is weird.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
He also loves sucking blood.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
He's an interesting one. That one. Yeah, I reckon that game.
What was it? And was it twenty nine to thirty
or something? It was weird. It was weird. I felt
like everybody that I was spoken and said, oh, you know,
we we we They didn't feel bad about that one
point loss. But for me, we should have won that game.

Speaker 6 (57:36):
We should have. But we looked very tired, didn't we
We've had a pretty torrid couple of weeks. You had
England that your head, you know, Ireland and Dublin on
a Friday night, and then you back it up by
going to Paris playing France. Kind of a full house
over there. It's a tough old schedule. It's a tough
old schedule. But they looked just to look a bit
too flat.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
I reckon two big, two bigger celebrations after the Irish
one because they had the extra day. This is Joey
Wheeler's Jody Wheeler, Well, I haven't spoken to him since
the game. I don't know about if he thinks that
there's going to have any effect on their performance, but
he did say that because there was the extra day,
because they played on the Friday night. Yeah, and then
they played on the Saturday night with the extra day.

(58:16):
The Social Committee target that game apparently like months in
advance and say we're going to have a big night
in Dublin because that's because we've got an extra day
to recover.

Speaker 6 (58:26):
I don't hope they did. I don't blame them because
that's one of the great nights I at ever have
at Temple Bar.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
It looked like they just celebrated a little bit more
because the fellow they ran out of steam. You're right,
the leagues just didn't quite have it in there.

Speaker 6 (58:36):
Yeah, just an update for you, MESHI also Bush, I've
only played one New Zealand show nine ninety six at
the Logan Camel Center, so you wouldn't have seen Bush.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
No no chance for me.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
There's a lot of people tick and can we get
back to that Bush chat maybe after the break. This
is radioheading.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
The hod Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells, a.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Radio Daryl and joins us on the show this morning
and Tim Nake Punter slot spinning streamer Blackjacker, the official
club ambassador for Wellington Cup week in July twenty twenty
five also joins us. Good morning, Term Welcome to the show, gentlemen.

Speaker 7 (59:15):
What an absolute pleasure to be joining you this morning.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
What an intro very much.

Speaker 6 (59:20):
Hey, hey, Tim, So you've just been announced as the
official club ambassador for Wellington Cup week in January. How
the hell do you get a job like that?

Speaker 7 (59:30):
Yeah, to be honest, I think fake it till you
make it. So pretty stoked to be Indian serious Wellington
Cup Ambassador. I guess the party starter and the rive
up man. We're going to really go back to a
glory day because I've got very fond memories, many of
which are not safe for radio, from rocket.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
And rolling out on the lawn.

Speaker 7 (59:49):
There Wellington Cup late January. So I'm really looking forward
to it, racing something pretty close to my heart, growing
up in a racing family. As for getting the gig
ats else, I don't really, I don't actually know. I'd
get a little bit of blackjack sit Ow's re goes
a long way.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
And so it's on the seventeenth of January, is that right, Tim? So?

Speaker 7 (01:00:11):
The Wellington Cup day itself will be the eighteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Eighteen said, The eighteenth theater is there and what have
you got planned for the day?

Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
So pretty big old day. There's obviously going to be
fantastic racing there the Wellington Cup itself, it's some Group
one racing on the day. We're also going to be
running a punter's Punters Club in the Grand Tour racing
area as well. So if anyone wants to come and
have a punt with me responsibly of course, and you

(01:00:40):
would have to be you would have to be a
very holy man to put all your faith in me
with that. But if you do want to have a
little bit of a crack with myself and a few
of the other pundits on course, there'll be a lot
more information on exactly how to get involved with that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Closer to the day.

Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
But you can have a punt with myself and everyone
else on track and we'll try and break the bookies
and then there'll be there's going to be DJs on
the day as well. Peaking Duck's going to be playing
there some others as well, so they've got a lot
in store. She's going to be an absolute rippert and
actually you can also go in the drawer to win
around a golf with me in the inaugural Wellington Cup

(01:01:17):
golf tournament the day before, which, if you want to
easy laugh, you're going to be doing some heavy lifting
carrying me around the course.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
How's the short game looking?

Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
Discussing?

Speaker 7 (01:01:28):
I'm actually I'm actually in Australia at the moment. I've
got to play in a proper PGA pro am in
two days time, so I am not much makes me nervous,
but I am gacking myself for that, but I have
a a bit of tutoring under my belt by the
time it comes to the Wellingtons c Up one well.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
As a man who recently played in the New Zealand Open,
which is a pro am, I can tell you there
is nothing more terrifying you will ever do in your
life than stand on that first tea when they introduce
you and they say your.

Speaker 7 (01:01:57):
Name, Yeah, I can emerge and.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
You have to put You have to put the tea
in the ground with the ball you're handshaking. Good luck
trying to do that with your handshaking, knowing that if
you doff that you have absolute humiliation. The heart is pumping.
It is absolutely terrifying, So good luck for that. Good
luck for you. How did you hit them? I look
I was. I hit it and I was very happy.

(01:02:22):
It's sort of it wasn't the greatest shot in the world,
but but I got it underway and it was It
hit the rough on the on the right side of
the fairway, but I was so relieved. I don't care
what happened after that.

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
Did you see Caitlin Clark's tee off in the weekend
at a pro am? Oh my gosh, and absolutely clean
someone up between the eyes about just hocked it off
the tee.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
That's the shocking thing about it is that you've got
even more pressure because you've got people down each side
and you're like, normally nobody would ever stand anywhere near
it in front of me when I'm playing a golf shot.

Speaker 7 (01:02:50):
I have been telling everyone because I've been getting a
lot of messages from people who have now found out
I'm taking part to bring a helmet and I've made
sure that they've got very good intimnity.

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
The PGA here, oh very good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Just got to embrace it. So the well ended Cup
Group three Thoroughbred horse race held annually late January Trenham Race.
Of course, Tim Neck is going to be there. Thank
you so much for your time. This morning to best
of Blake with everything.

Speaker 7 (01:03:12):
Yeah, cheers they never I'd keep your eyes peeled as
well for that chance you're on the draw to when
that round a golf with me.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
We'll see you all the eighteenth mate.

Speaker 6 (01:03:20):
It's a great day of the Trenton because I tell
what the highlight is the train ride in and out
back to Wellington loses a goose.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Yeah. I feel like horse racing have a bit of
a resurgence at the moment.

Speaker 6 (01:03:30):
Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, and a Stone a horse
that came first and raced one at Wellington Company. This time, Rodney,
we had an other horse called your Face that lost
all of its trials unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
I can imagine why you called it your face. Yeah, yeah,
I know exactly where you go is exactly we know
that

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